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Just what you need to make you feel better

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648c7d  No.197645[Reply]

At Least Six Dead After Truck Driver Runs Down Pedestrians in NYC


Hungary: Protecting Europe from Soros Like Game of Thrones Fight Against Winter Threat


Deaf Paedophile Migrant Has Sentence Cut as He ‘Can’t Hear TV’


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f8d7f5  No.198519


>that Celtic swastika

Keek. Nice

648c7d  No.198520


That's Westie and Anprim, not me.

f6130f  No.198521

post 700 tbh

f8d7f5  No.198522


okay everyone have a break don't waste more posts

648c7d  No.198525

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210bf3  No.196937[Reply]

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4abb52  No.197642


I wouldn't be surprised

31bccb  No.197643


You just need to look cute, lad. Pretty sure Twitch will help you grow.

bd2eae  No.197644



video games?

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31bccb  No.197648


Just play whatever is hot at the moment, lad.

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4f2b7d  No.196226[Reply]

Sweden to Give Mainstream Media £1.2 Million to Fight Fake News in Run-up to National Election


Britain Proud of Balfour Declaration: 100 Years On, Says it Created ‘Great Nation’ of Israel


German Populist Leader: ‘Margaret Thatcher is my Role Model’


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3f27b6  No.196939

File: 78c25a615582e42⋯.png (66.14 KB, 165x203, 165:203, rance25.png)


But now girls have untreatable gonorrhea

8ba3d1  No.196941


>what is a condom

3f27b6  No.196942


not having sex with anyone who has a disgusting std in any form

4f2b7d  No.196943

cf9f2c  No.196944

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sorry to interrupt

someone of you maybe know a digital library or database of books you can read as pdfs for free

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55af9a  No.195524[Reply]

Balloons and EU Flags: Tens of Thousands Rally in Barcelona to Reject Catalan Independence


Guardian: ‘Trump, Assange, Bannon, Farage bound together in an unholy alliance’


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71c78b  No.196235

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i dont understand lads, my frenchtek safe space has been infiltrated by high iq normies

d74f1a  No.196236

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>it's a "friends bothering me with their dysfunctional relationships" episode

9b273e  No.196237

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you might also colour it black

that's what my dead bf did he had naturally light hair and light blue eyes, like the bluest eyes ever, and they got even bluer when he painted his hair black. we thought it would come out maximum autistic but he pulled it off pretty damn well.

ah shit that's comfy but it's really fucking cold here especially at night

you still have your acoustic guitar you lucky gimp

cc1dfa  No.196247


It's a weekday so nothing, not that I would partake in it anyway.

d74f1a  No.196251


Job interview at a pub, then watch some classic horror films - maybe The Innocents

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6f60f7  No.194812[Reply]

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b62eea  No.195522

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96f413  No.195523

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96f413  No.195526

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Rare meido gayism

b62eea  No.195527


gayposting is especially immoral

6f60f7  No.195528

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dcfc2e  No.194096[Reply]

Public Support for Israel Soars as Boycott Calls Increasingly Ignored


Crime Soaring, But Arrests Fall by 48 Per Cent as Police Focus on ‘Hate Crime’


‘The Brexit Bashing Corporation’: Rees-Mogg Slams Biased State Broadcaster BBC


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0c973e  No.194809

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268ea7  No.194810

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dcfc2e  No.194811


You're a good lad.

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79c074  No.194815

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How did I miss this?

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f487a7  No.193371[Reply]

CANZUK only allowed in this thread.

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509781  No.194097

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>what exactly is a snow nigger then

People call Nordic people that and Varg embraced it and uses it

ca5e14  No.194099

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f487a7  No.194100

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Catalan parliament declares independence from Spain, as Madrid approves direct rule over region


>The Catalan parliament has declared independence from Spain on Friday, even as Madrid's senate passed a motion to place the region under direct role, plunging the divided country into political turmoil.

>The vote in parliament was a secret ballot and lawmakers were called up one by one to place their paper vote in a transparent ballot box.

f4fa38  No.194101


thanks for explaining me the latest spicy meme damn

how's your lyfe big boy

d8dad3  No.194102

*brushes beard out in order make myself look bigger*

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b899e7  No.192604[Reply]

‘Dislike’ and ‘Unfriendliness’ Can Be Hate Crimes, UK Police Confirm


Pro-Migrant NGOs Call for Greece to Release Migrants onto Mainland


And the joke article of the week, Herts was Rameem Kaseem all along.

‘In the Name of God, Go!’ — Cromwell’s Dismissal of the Rump Parliament Applies to GOP Senators like Flake, McCain


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a3390e  No.193370

>thread is now full because the fat neet with tits posted somthing irrelevant

52c15e  No.193372


*tries analogy*

you can get 100 inspirations for oc but you can only use a certain amount in a given time. the calories are like the discarded ideas, you are like your colon.

a0686b  No.193373

a3390e  No.193374

is the limit higher or something now?

b899e7  No.193379


If it was a proper cash grab they would be making them every year like capeshit and Star Wars. They could have mass produced these pirate films on an even lower budget and turned an enormous profit but they've only made two in almost ten years and Johnny Depp isn't getting any younger smh.





New thread.

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5d4b94  No.191899[Reply]

Fresh Ginnie.

Study: More Than Half of Asylum Seekers in Italy Are Mentally Ill — ‘Prone to Aggressive Behaviour’


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5d4b94  No.192612

9c1616  No.192613


lad don't get yourself excited so early into your no fap cycle

1ff3c7  No.192614


there is often a reason somebody is at the bottom tbh smh. I'm at the bottom but I never was bullied severely, but I guess I was bullied in other less direct ways like people taking advantage of my kindness or urge to please others smh

1b638b  No.192616

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herts should just mod the entire druid cabal tbh

3796ff  No.192707


>waifuposter starts off as a pathetic NEET

>Starts going out with Neo

>Gets betrayed

>Becomes a devout Christian

I'm enjoying this story arc tbh

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877d50  No.191143[Reply]

‘Never Underestimate the Power of the Dark Side’ — Globalists Want to Mould All Nations in EU’s Image, Warns Orban


European Union Tells Catalans: Spain Can Impose Direct Rule, You’re On Your Own


‘Soros Plan’: Hungary Slams EU ‘Institutionalisation of Mass Migration’ with New Asylum Rules


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c5eb89  No.191896

shit ones

f7559a  No.191897

boy the thread somehow became even more shit overnight

415e9f  No.191898

>the absolute state of this thread last night

c086aa  No.191906

What happened last night? Westie got doxxed?

7aabb4  No.191907

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62e1d1  No.190407[Reply]

Pro-Second Amendment Rights Czech President Uses Toy Gun to Mock Tension with Liberal Media


>Liberal media outlets in the West have affected outrage after Czech President Miloš Zeman brandished a toy rifle inscribed with the words “for journalists”.

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2cbd08  No.191146

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54b277  No.191150

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I knew she had already sent pics to people and to me. But sending new pics out to people that didn't have them after all we talked about is ridiculous.

Even if I did make it, I wouldn't want you now. Fuck it.

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ec708f  No.189721[Reply]

Czech Trump: We Need Allies Like Right-Wing Austria to Fight Illegal Migration


Catalan Government: EU Will Not Survive if Spain Is Allowed to Install Puppet Government


Israel’s Holocaust Memorial Honors First Arab ‘Righteous Among the Nations’


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cab926  No.190431


Westie's moodswings are too short to be bipolar. My money's on BPD

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7d12a7  No.190433

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I may have something but I'll never dull my mind with medication. Willpower over all, lad.

260ebc  No.190434


arent they the same

cab926  No.190438

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51a7ee  No.188996[Reply]

UK Police Slammed for ‘Propaganda’ Video Promoting Islam


Weinsteingate Comes to Brussels: EU Parliament ‘An Absolute Hotbed of Sexual Harassment’


UK: Claims Gunman Has Taken Hostages at Bowling Alley in Nuneaton


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ebc58e  No.189719


top kek. Why does she draw your fetishes? She obviously wants to be your gf lass… but she doesn't have a penis or a snake body smh

ebc58e  No.189720

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who /gettingreadyfortheracewar/ here?

5bfb73  No.189722

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10b2b5  No.189724

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51a7ee  No.189725

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3a519e  No.188285[Reply]

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60dcd2  No.189005

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one time we pissed on a disabled kid because they called us nazis. look just go back to the little moderate mainstream website you came from because you'll never fit in here. many of us are on watchlists already.



f74b01  No.189007


Powerful tbh.

13f71e  No.189017



I'm not your generic BASED black guy tory civic cuckboi


>many of us are on watchlists already.

I'm sure my behaviour during the cardiff billboard saga got myself put on a list somewhere

f74b01  No.189042




>I'm not your generic BASED black guy tory civic cuckboi

When are you going back to Africa or the Carribean then? If you're a nationalist like us, surely you'd like to live among your own people. Or are you some sort of uncle tom?

13f71e  No.189049


>When are you going back to Africa

in like 15-20 years

>Or are you some sort of uncle tom?

I went to private school and I'm the only minority at work

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bba7f3  No.187576[Reply]

Surge For Right-Wing Eurosceptic ‘Czech Trump’ at Worst Election in Czech History for Left Party


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30ea3d  No.188284

File: a7482836b825939⋯.png (551.54 KB, 693x962, 693:962, mass immigration.png)

>let in hundreds of thousands of people

>drive down wages

>increase crime

>government has to borrow massively to pay for all this new influx of people

>only people who benefit are big businesses and banks

really makes you HMMMST tbh



*cosplays as a druid even though you're not one*


>But you like sexualised cartoons smh

I admit I am quite perverted smh.


>are they chained up for decoration or do they power it somehow? I like that drawing tbh

I think they control it. They fight in a machine where they're purposely exposed as a punishment for cowardice or treason or whatever I believe.


That's really cool actually.

b213a8  No.188286


Borrowing when interest rates are low in order to fund government investment is sound tbh. Doing so in order to do nothing but build commieblocks to house the foreigners you want to flood the country with, who will blame the few remaining natives for the massive debt they live with, is not. Wilfully destroying the country's ability to feed itself is a betrayal.

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547197  No.188289

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kek lad, i should really get a robe

bfd036  No.188291

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yeah, but this is a lesser degree of gay than most cosplay stuff. Just look at this smh

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