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Just what you need to make you feel better

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dd8003  No.125632[Reply]

>Lee Rigby style plot planners banged up


>Four members of a British Islamist militant cell who referred to themselves as the "Three Musketeers" were on Thursday given life sentences in prison for plotting an attack.

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b89ca4  No.126376

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this is where you find all the good shit

b89ca4  No.126377



I'll make the next thread

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63e73b  No.126379

63e73b  No.126380

Alright it's up to me

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b49ea4  No.124926[Reply]

National Security Council Purge: McMaster ‘Deeply Hostile to Israel’


>Jerusalem Post columnist Caroline Glick wrote Wednesday evening that National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster is purging pro-Israel staff from the National Security Council (NSC), turning the administration against President Donald Trump’s policies.

>"According to senior officials aware of his behavior, he constantly refers to Israel as the occupying power and insists falsely and constantly that a country named Palestine existed where Israel is located until 1948 when it was destroyed by the Jews."

>"Many of you will remember that a few days before Trump’s visit to Israel, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu – בנימין נתניהו and his advisers were blindsided when the Americans suddenly told them that no Israeli official was allowed to accompany Trump to the Western Wall."

>"What hasn’t been reported is that it was McMaster who pressured Trump to agree not to let Netanyahu accompany him to the Western Wall. At the time, I and other reporters were led to believe that this was the decision of rogue anti-Israel officers at the US consulate in Jerusalem. But it wasn’t. It was McMaster."

>"And even that, it works out wasn’t sufficient for McMaster. He pressured Trump to cancel his visit to the Wall and only visit the Yad Vashem Holocaust memorial — ala the Islamists who insist that the only reason Israel exists is European guilt over the Holocaust."

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540c4a  No.125638

Hm… Vanlad's thread was made first

2eb59f  No.125640



Imperium lad's gonna post in vanlads one. What will every1 else do?

420b14  No.125642



ill cede it to neo tbh

2eb59f  No.125646


Out of your hands lad. It's up to

the people

to decide

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5c5bc2  No.124224[Reply]

Corbyn Congratulates Venezuelan Dictator Maduro on State TV Propaganda Broadcast


>This is the moment Jeremy Corbyn offered his “congratulations” to Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro who was last night branded a “dictator” by the international community. Corbyn appeared as a special guest on Maduro’s personal weekly propaganda show En Contacto con Maduro (In Contact With Maduro), broadcast on state televeision and radio throughout Venezuela. Introduced by Maduro as a “friend of Venezuela”, Corbyn addresses his host as “Mr President” during a 2014 discussion about Tony Benn. Maduro replied: “Thank you Jeremy, for your call and your greetings”…

When Milne Met Maduro


>This is the extraordinary moment Jeremy Corbyn’s top adviser Seamus Milne was ushered into the Venezuelan Presidential Palace and embraced by the country’s tyrant Nicolas Maduro. Milne travelled to Venezuela in 2014 to record a Guardian interview with the socialist leader who was last night branded a “dictator” by Western governments. Introducing the film, Milne dismisses protesters who were then trying to overthrow the Maduro regime as “overwhelmingly middle class… the government maintains support in working class and poorer areas”.

Jacob Rees-Mogg Invites Moggmentum Tattoo Man to Tea


>Jacob Rees-Mogg today pledged to meet the young man who had “Moggmentum” tattooed on his chest and take him for tea at the House of Commons. Giving his blessing to 24-year-old tattooee Ross Atkinson, the North EasPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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61e162  No.124923


Maybe he wants to fuck his mother?

299dfa  No.124924


t. freud

61e162  No.124925


I used to want to fuck my aunty tbh, wanked into her lace knickers smh

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38d04c  No.124930



oh right. dont judge me for having a terrible memory for the entirely interchangeable so-called thespians in your goddamn new-fangled talking kinetoscopes.

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9cab55  No.123494[Reply]

Here you cunts

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808f7e  No.124231


I thought you could tell, lad?

c405b7  No.124235


ayy lmao

898b21  No.124237


ta lad.

6a38cd  No.124238

File: 5539922d41cca58⋯.jpg (103.88 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1491072480410.jpg)




Instagram fitness models will do what they will. My point has still been made


Lad idk about you but the girl that really *GETS ME GOING* is not the same as the one I want to be mother to my children.

So I have 2 different archetypes of lasses in my mind when we talk lasses.



>going to bed early to maximise (yous)

Devious. Night fams

9eede5  No.124240



>tfw ginger petite brummie/norwegian ex gf

reeee leave the scandis alone

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f155ab  No.122743[Reply]

Moggmentum Tattoo Man: I Love Jacob


>“I got it done at Limited Edition Tattoo in Doncaster. It cost £50 – I paid for it with a bonus from my previous job. I love Jacob because he stands for a lot of the same things as me philosophically, but he also has the integrity to not try and change his opinions to meet public opinion. He also stands for a very old caring kind of Conservatism that doesn’t support unlimited individualism but understands that the state has to take charge sometimes. I was in the Tories between 2008 and 2011 but left, I joined again last year just after Brexit. I understand that a lot of working class people actually share beliefs with Jacob and I reckon he could be the one to push into Labour heartlands like my town. Unfortunately I think I’m the only lad with one in Doncaster but who knows – maybe it will start a national trend?”

Brexit Cabinet Split: Fox and Johnson Deny Consensus Over EU Free Movement After 2019


>The Foreign and International Trade Secretaries have denied claims there is a cabinet ‘consensus’ to maintain ‘similar’ levels of migration from the European Union (EU) during a two-year ‘transition’ period after Brexit.

>The claims appear to open a rift between senior Tories who backed and opposed Brexit, with the latter in favor of maintaining EU migration for years after the two-year Article 50 divorce period.

>Last week, Home Secretary Amber Rudd unveiled plans for the existing immigration regime to remain largely unchanged, supported by Chancellor Phillip Hammond.

British, Belgian Royals Mark WWI Battle Centenary in Ypres

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2ed34e  No.123492


meh its so so, at least its not weak.

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23a4b8  No.123495


Here new thread

f40bbb  No.123496


quality tune

d184bf  No.123498


I'd forgotten how autistic that entire board is

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e2ca08  No.122020[Reply]


261 AD: Britain elects to join the Gallic Empire.

‘Black Lives Matter’ Riots in London, Police and Public Attacked


>Molotov cocktails, fireworks, and bottles have been hurled at police during a ‘Black Lives Matter’ riot in East London following the death of an alleged drug dealer.

>Rashan Jermaine Charles, 20, died in hospital after being apprehended by police in Dalston, Hackney on the 22nd of July. He was attempting to flee a shop while swallowing a stash of drugs when tackled by officers, according to reports.

>Following the death, masked activists bearing ‘Black Lives Matter’ placards shut down Kingsland Road, set fire to bins and mattresses, and even attempted to storm a passing lorry, the BBC reports.

>Shop windows were also smashed, graffiti painted on buildings, and late-night businesses forced to close their doors.

Halal Chief: ‘Australian Women Need Muslims to Fertilize Them’


>White Australians will be extinct within 40 years because Australian men are too busy smoking, drinking beer and taking drugs to procreate, a Muslim businessman has warned.

>Halal certification chief Mohamed Elmouelhy told his Facebook followers the solution to this perceived demographic crisis for Australian women is for Muslim men to “fertilise them” and “keep them surrounded by Muslim babies” as part of what he foresees as the gradual Islamisation of Australia.

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8b821a  No.122739


oh, is it cheap?

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c3ea94  No.122741


>black and tans aren't actually black and tan


8b821a  No.122742


thankyou for the links

e2ca08  No.122744

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198b14  No.121301[Reply]

Putin: New US sanctions are cynical, destroy international law


Exclusive: EU threat to suspend Brexit talks unless Britain pays its divorce bill


European leader in SHOCK admission: The EU doesn't work and we all barely know each other


UK to send warship to South China Sea amid maritime dispute – defense sec


Drunken gang of Muslim men are jailed for rampaging through Liverpool city centre attacking strangers because they were white non-believers


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63eeb4  No.122036

Moorning buds




I also had a dodgy dream:

>be me upstairs, staring out of window into garden

>notice my mothers body hidden behind a chair

>but mums downstairs

>confront downstairs mum and show her the body from outside the window

>she attempts to strangle me from behind but I break free

>she's acting totally bonkers, having fun trying to kill me

>I prepare a towel and go downstairs

>she charges at me with a knife but I use the towel to block the knife

>take it of her and use it to cave her skull in entirely

>fetch the body from outside nd lie them next to each other to show dad what's gone on

>for some reason both the bodies have no head or arms

>dad reluctantly accepts the situation

And then I woke up I think

63eeb4  No.122037


placebo? ingrown hairs?

Look over your dick and check for any red bumps or areas

dfd6e2  No.122038


Could be athletes foot type fungal infection. Keep it washed and dry. Could try putting so,e athletes foot cream on it too.

63eeb4  No.122040


Cheers lad. I'm going to watch this

dfd6e2  No.122056

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


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9ccc5b  No.120590[Reply]

>sick baby to die in hospice


>A British judge gave the parents of Charlie Gard until noon on Thursday to agree arrangements for his death with the hospital caring for him, failing which he would be transferred to a hospice where his ventilation tube would be removed.

hope a richfag steps in and pays for a a ventilator in their house to let the poor mite die at home, tbh

>6 student accommodation blocks deemed fire risk after the grenfell grill


>5 people including 2 children taken to hospital after car and van collide in sussex


>shark off the sussex coast


>bear grylls wants sussex contestant for The Island tv show


>autism severity measured by brain scan

get in the scanner, goy

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cee932  No.121306



well at least I know that's not how it works now

44de36  No.121307

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>ERP with the lads is starting again

3bfb7c  No.121308


lad its like a dogs dinner

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687284  No.121310

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5387f5  No.119840[Reply]

If imperium is allowed to do it then so can the once and future Prince of England.

Team Jez: Labour Frontbenchers Were Mistaken About Pledge to Write Off Student Debt


Amazon, Mini, EasyJet in Brexit Good News Hat Trick


BMW to Build Electric Mini in Oxford After Brexit


Israeli Flags Burnt in London


London Indian Muslim, 19, Kidnapped, Raped and Murdered for Dating Arab


Police Injured by Knifeman Shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ in Spain

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4e1b37  No.120586


reeeee (You)d myself by accident

9fadfa  No.120587



Fuck dude, hearing's probably my favourite sensory function. Do you have an ear trumpet?



It's honestly not that bad. Makes me feel right appreciative when I can breath through both nostrils. Other than that I assume it's largely the same as it is w/o it.


Really? I thought it just made you zonk out. I wouldn't call it partying if all youre doing is gurning out on a beanbag.


never safe dude

also here's the (you) I skimped you out on:


4e1b37  No.120588


>ear trumpet

kek, i just turn the other ear more towards whoever is speaking, usually works well enough, except in a noisy environment. i can lipread well too, and usually predict what will be said if its work related. I love sound too lad, music especially. Constant loud music at parties probably didnt help the situation though, had probably 50% function when i was a youth.

>not that bad

ive had constantly blocked nostrils enough times, but sinus problems sound grim, worked with a dude that had his sinuses drained because he was constantly bunged up, turned out he had some sort of cloth or bandage in one since he had some sort of nose surgery when he was a kid. Can normally get them clear with steam or salt water, sometimes walking up stairs to change your bloodpressure works. Got a wee hole in my septum too tbf.

>never safe

you arent wrong, i should probably buy some flat safety reading glasses with no magnification and wear them all the time, normal safety glasses are annoying because they are normally curved, and rubber goggles are too big and uncomfortable to wear for long.

sorry if im boring you lad, havent got any sleeping pills tonight.

9fadfa  No.120589



Has your ear always been buggered?

>bunged up

My immune's pretty strong when I'm not compromising it so it usually just blocks my nostrils. When it starts acting up it can be pretty bad. Pressure under your eyes isn't a nice feeling on the best of days. It's pretty rare though.

>wee hole

are there any ramifications to that?

>flat safety glasses

This is a good idea. I'd always be on the look out for asbestos falling in my eye if I was a construction lad.

dw lad, I like dragging out nights -favourite time of the day- talking to you and one of my mates

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c27153  No.119144[Reply]

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b9d3a8  No.119860


Why don't you tell us what the problem is in full so all your friendly internet friends can call you dumb too

b53262  No.119861


I like to live supidly

8d7a58  No.119863




Face: has it fallen

Arms: can they raise them

Speech: is their speech slurred

Time: Call an ambulance immediately

c63e3a  No.120024

Lads might just go full drunk for about two weeks and then off myself

c00d65  No.120029


probs not the best idea fam

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5907e6  No.118408[Reply]

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2240e2  No.119147

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The universe needs to start over and do it right this time.

5e2df6  No.119150


All he had to do was not invade Poland smh

95a5d4  No.119151

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Imperium tbh. Her face would be ok except for gook nose. What I think is more important are the HIPS




lad… It's never ok to want to lose…

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dc9baa  No.117663[Reply]

Tories to Allow Men to Legally Self-Identify As Women Without Any Medical Checks


Surging Anti-Semitism in Germany Sparks Cry for Help from Jewish Community


Brexit: U.S. Pact Will Be One Deal Among Many for ‘Global Champion’ Britain, Promises Trade Secretary


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d1f7da  No.118406


>It's probably notGCHQ rusing us with his aggregate data server analyzing every poster on this board. He knows we want that data.

I don't doubt he has the data, but this smells like that CAP of his….

83bf39  No.118407


One of the very few moral men who remain.

2eda01  No.118409

tfw realise I am partly responsible for the mass bans tonight but realise it is a necessity so that tyrannical behaviour is brought into the spotlight

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45c05d  No.118539


>I hope you aren't implying republicanism, lad

That's exactly what I'm implying tbh

absolutely sick of the totally outdated and completely unnecessary institution of the monarchy

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f03765  No.116939[Reply]

UK Government to Clamp Down on Drone Ownership


Just in case anyone was thinking committing a drone hate crime.

Teen Girl Found Dead, Stuffed Into Freezer In Alleged Honour Killing


French furious at being written out of Dunkirk film epic


‘I’ve seen America, it’s lousy’: Duterte vows never to visit US


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c6ec76  No.117664


you speedy boy


>kek. Is that a dog native to Hampshire?

kek, yeah lad. It's a rare secret breed tbh


thats a shame because corgi's are great tbh

f03765  No.117665

b1eb8a  No.117666


>hampshites native dogs

just go to pompey and check tinder.

cd7d62  No.117687

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Made me lol.

cd7d62  No.117691


What movie?!?

Star Ship troopers?

The 5th Element?

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b62353  No.116237[Reply]

Labour nonces at it again


>Officials put the brakes on investigating a Labour councillor who was accused of being a paedophile in order to help the party during the 2015 General Election campaign, an independent inquiry has concluded. A child protection expert’s report – seen by the Manchester Evening News – finds that two Bury Council officers acted under either “direct political influence” to downplay the allegations against the councillor, or “the mistaken belief by senior officers that they needed to be seen to be doing their best to protect members of the Labour group from any political embarrassment at a sensitive time“. After the election the councillor, Simon Carter, was convicted of downloading sexual images of children…


>The Manchester Evening News, which claims to have seen the findings of two internal investigations into the matter, reports that Owen sat on the information, failing to inform Children’s Services or the governors of the school boards Carter was involved with – which included a Tory councillor.

>The only person Owen informed of the allegations was Labour council leader Mike Connolly, described as a “close personal friend” of Carter’s. The politician is said to have described this as a “heads up”.

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9a46c2  No.116951


>leaving a Jew's lips unsealed

9a46c2  No.116952

>Skallagrim has 817k subscribers now and Civic Fencer has stagnated around 155k


a90d0c  No.116953

Jewish women crave big anglo dick

9a46c2  No.116954

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>old white people have to die

>young white people shouldn't breed

What did he mean by this?

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ddcb51  No.115537[Reply]

New Project Fear Report Admits It Contains No Facts


>A new report by The UK in a Changing Europe is getting a lot of play on the BBC and the Remain media this morning. It is continuity Project Fear, predicting “legal morass and economic disaster” in the event of a no-deal Brexit.

>What you won’t read in the broadsheet write-ups is the report’s admission that its own analysis is pure speculation and not based on fact. In their own words: “The analysis that follows is necessarily speculative… [there are] no facts about the future… [the analysis] requires a significant amount of speculation”.

Well Off British Families Blame Brexit for Au Pair Shortage


>Every year, about 40,000 British families welcome an au pair — a young person keen to improve their English and travel who looks after children in exchange for lodging and some pocket-money.

Sounds like organized noncery tbh.

>There are usually more au pair applications than families needing their services but that may be changing as parents turned to the popular online forum Mumsnet to voice their growing desperation.

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b5688c  No.116249




Leave me alone

b5688c  No.116250

I got it working now. Just never had to use a link like that. Why would you?

e9ebe9  No.116251


can't be spammed with DOWNLOAD THIS NOW popups because it's just a link, also allows you to share torrents from banned directories without a proxie

491601  No.116252


How do you torrent without using magnet links?

ddcb51  No.116253

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