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Just what you need to make you feel better

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25c896  No.421482[Reply]

know he always loves you lads

Trump: Prepare for no deal and send in Farage


Brexit 'causing' more British nationals to become Irish


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5b010e  No.422920

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d3feca  No.422921

File: bbc4e266fab64a1⋯.jpg (116.75 KB, 978x1205, 978:1205, 1538689965159.jpg)


smh she's probably gotten unlopped by now


0a8cb4  No.422922

File: 57087df478316a0⋯.jpg (151.8 KB, 909x730, 909:730, 1c0c540c6ecbad8c7c896cf988….jpg)


> no friends

do online friends count, I barely speak to mine anymore lmao anyone its just you lot which is pathetic

1350b2  No.422924


diets fit the individuals needs. saying paleo is the one true diet is to encourage faddy dieting behaviour. some people need to eat unnatural amounts of animal products and grains to sustain athletic performance. others need supplements to rectify nutritional deficiencies. to say that paleo is the one true diet just encourages fads to occur

f6b322  No.422926

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776b81  No.421477[Reply]


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4dddc7  No.422217


>t. asshurt screeching monkey

7bc4d8  No.422219

gingerlass will be mine tbh i can feel it

5546cd  No.422220

4dddc7  No.422221

File: c43c3a7fda8c407⋯.jpg (153.72 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, Jewess 493.jpg)


02c05f  No.422230

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ece0f2  No.420703[Reply]

‘Extinction Rebellion’ Climate Activists to Shut Down Heathrow for 10 Days in Drone Attack


European Commission Moves to Bring Albania Into EU


British Veterans Honour American Airmen Who Supported D-Day Landings


British Police Detain 34, Charge 12 Foreign Nationals at Hells Angels Anniversary Event


Would-Be Police Officer Denied Job for Being a White Male Wins Appeal


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4496e0  No.421472


Bit boomer tier tbh apart from ackowledging israel. Syria's wounds are far worse than the mere psychological-governmental ones of the USA.

37b267  No.421473



He prefers boys?

de6f36  No.421474


doesnt seem like some film for wamen tbh

034d8c  No.421475


nice planning dude

de6f36  No.421476


thats palestine dude…

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0ab8f4  No.419976[Reply]

You know who you are

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48bb44  No.420701

But it's June…

b47123  No.420702

File: 6cd129dac91d94d⋯.jpg (17.33 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1556267961397.jpg)


u shit

1cc10d  No.420705


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382d1f  No.420716

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5e9bd0  No.419216[Reply]

UK government 'risks another Windrush' over EU citizens, MPs say


The government runs the risk of another Windrush scandal if "serious concerns" about its EU settlement scheme are not addressed, MPs have said.

>The Commons Home Affairs Committee said technical issues had "blighted" the scheme, with some struggling to navigate the online application system.

>It said people who have lived for years in the UK could face uncertainty over their rights and eligibility to remain.

>But the Home Office said the scheme was "performing well".

Donald Trump 'may' meet Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage


Donald Trump has said he "may" meet Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage and Conservative MP Boris Johnson during next week's state visit to the UK.

>The US president described them as "friends" and "good guys".

>Mr Trump's three-day visit includes a Buckingham Palace dinner and breakfast with Prime Minister Theresa May.

>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has said he will not attend Mr Trump's state banquet, accusing the president of using "racist and misogynist rhetoric".

Donald Trump Praises Nigel Farage for ‘Great Victory’ in European Union Vote


President Donald Trump praised Brexit warrior Nigel Farage on Thursday for the results of the European Union vote.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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12dfa6  No.419971

File: cacac38ec2bb0df⋯.jpg (80.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (2).jpg)

Madlad what's going on big guy?

138a71  No.419972


>so I don't get it are 15 year olds fine now as well? what about 14, is it case by case?

that's not what I'm saying. all I'm saying is that calling somebody the extremely charged word "nonce" for finding fully developed females attractive is fucking stupid

1a0980  No.419973

File: 498d73748cd8c25⋯.png (378.58 KB, 540x540, 1:1, UUKIIIIIIIP.png)

>there are unironic Carl of Swindonites posting in this thread

844edd  No.419974


I'll have to take a very rude 'man' as your answer then.


Different people are fully developed at different ages, nice to know you follow 'it depends on the child policy'.

138a71  No.419975

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f2972d  No.418477[Reply]

no news

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ff7d0b  No.419213


hey if you could send some ED my way it'd help my nofap tbh

97aebe  No.419214


spoiler your life you absolute waste of space

you have no right to tell me what to do

1d6676  No.419215


Bad guys seem to be mostly Mexicans.

b0d2b8  No.419217

File: fb8f82a31699137⋯.jpg (145.91 KB, 877x1280, 877:1280, d109e145716ac03d893230e800….jpg)


can't get enough pics of women in lycra

40cac9  No.419219

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bad958  No.417730[Reply]

European elections 2019: Jeremy Corbyn refuses to explicitly back another referendum


Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has refused to explicitly back the idea of another referendum - despite increasing calls from within his party to do so.

>He was speaking after the party won 14% of the vote in EU elections.

>Senior Labour figures including deputy leader Tom Watson and shadow foreign secretary Emily Thornberry have called for Labour to be clearer in its support for a fresh Brexit referendum.

>Mr Corbyn said any deal with the EU should be put to a "public vote".

Sajid Javid to run for Tory party leader


Home Secretary Sajid Javid has become the latest MP to join the race for the Conservative Party leadership.

>Announcing his candidacy on Twitter, Mr Javid said that "first and foremost, we must deliver Brexit".

>He is the ninth member of the Tory Party to confirm he is running, and whoever wins will become the next UK prime minister.

>It follows the announcement by Theresa May on Friday that she would stand down as leader on 7 June.

Remain Delusion Sets In, Soubry Declares Victory for CUK Party


Anti-Brexit politicians and commentators have begun interpreting the EU election results in creative ways in order to claim success.

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514320  No.418475

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nail bomb the cunts lad

racis against us norfeners because norf fc keeps winning the fuBball smdh

i love Hee Haw it's so cool like a country Sha Na Na

05e2b6  No.418476


what did he mean by "end of a hard week/month"

95bd58  No.418478


>what did he mean by "end of a hard week/month"

a hard week of scrounging and complaining, followed by a hard weekend of scrounging and complaining

5e2be4  No.418479

514320  No.418480

File: 04f9d503ccae88d⋯.jpg (101.56 KB, 556x426, 278:213, Green Nigga Be Like.jpg)


a hard week of collecting poo rags which he extracted from his prolapsed anus keek

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cb37a0  No.417011[Reply]

David Cameron to RETURN to Westminster? Friends CONVINCED ex-PM gearing up for comeback


DAVID CAMERON is vying for a political comeback by standing once more for Parliament, his friends claim.

>Brexiteers could reportedly view the move as a threat as they fear the old Etonian may team up with his former right-hand-man George Osborne to alter the political landscape. Remainer Mr Cameron, whose allies say is the only Tory leader to win a Commons majority in 27 years, is responsible for instigating the process that ultimately led to the UK voting to exit the European Union. His return to front-line politics would therefore be seen as controversial given the current Parliamentary impasse over the contentious constitutional issue.

Everest: British man among latest mountain deaths


A British man died on Saturday minutes after summiting Mount Everest, bringing to 10 the total death toll this season on the world's highest peak.

>Robin Haynes Fisher, 44, reportedly fell ill while descending from the summit. An Irish man, Kevin Hynes, also died on Everest on Friday.

>Nepal is facing scrutiny for issuing a record 381 permits, at $11,000 (£8,600) each, for this year's Spring season.

>There have been reports of overcrowding and queuing climbers near the summit.

UK: ‘Asian Male’ Holds Knife to Baby’s Throat in ‘Terrifying’ Daylight Robbery

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534d33  No.417727

File: 80c94a3df43ceb9⋯.png (174.98 KB, 1200x1676, 300:419, jahans sun wheel.png)




Good lad

534d33  No.417728


Based and civic. In the ideal world all good lads would be in polygynous relationships with white and brown lasses.


>belly button piercings are among the few that are acceptable

Imagine that, spic is wrong about something. Never in all my days.

0b7637  No.417729


I see your jungle-fever is still raging on lad

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cb37a0  No.417732

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aed4cb  No.416241[Reply]

feel like shit just want im' back

Race to be new UK prime minister begins


The race to become the next Conservative Party leader has begun, following Theresa May's announcement that she will step down next month.

>The contest will not only result in a new party leader, but also in the next prime minister of the UK.

>Party bosses expect a new leader to be chosen by the end of July.

>Mrs May confirmed on Friday that she will resign as party leader on 7 June, but will continue as PM while the leadership contest takes place.

Rees-Mogg Warns of Parliamentary ‘Stitch-up’ in Appointing New PM


Leading Tory Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg has warned of a parliamentary “stitch-up” in the election process of the next leader of the kind that resulted in Theresa May, a Remainer, becoming prime minister of Brexit Britain.

>Speaking to Sky News shortly after Mrs May announced her resignation, the chairman of the European Research Group (ERG) said that the some 150,000 Conservative Party members must make the final decision of who is to lead the country.

>Mr Rees-Mogg said: “There will be the Parliamentary stage but it must go to members of the Conservative Party this time.

>“It can’t be a stitch up of Parliamentarians. It needs that broader mandate. So, a few weeks – six weeks, say.”

France: President Macron Confirms Lyon Explosion is ‘Attack’, Eight Injured

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c15ce4  No.417007


i wish i knew

3174b6  No.417008

File: 98f09f6179ea661⋯.png (260.75 KB, 500x606, 250:303, 1403384389328.png)


>IP changed too

0dc0b8  No.417009

File: 52d5d95e3468973⋯.jpeg (110.45 KB, 468x686, 234:343, image.jpeg)

>tfw bincel but also having a threesome

0dc0b8  No.417010


What's your diet like lid?

a17048  No.417021

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ce4459  No.415498[Reply]

European elections 2019: EU citizens turned away from UK polls


EU citizens living in the UK have told of their anger after they were unable to vote in the European elections.

>The Electoral Commission said the "very short notice" from the government about the UK's participation in the elections had an impact on the process.

>EU citizens can vote in the country they live in by registering to vote and completing a UC1 form.

>But many complained of receiving the form late and of it not being processed by their local authority in time.

Macron Wants UK to Leave by October to Stop Brexit ‘Polluting’ EU


President Emmanuel Macron of France has said that he wants the UK out of the EU by October 31st to stop Brussels’ agenda being “polluted” by Brexit.

>Speaking to Belgian newspaper Le Soir on Wednesday, President Macron appeared to share some of the frustration of Britons that the exit date should have been delayed twice, saying: “In the case of Brexit, you just have to know at some point whether it stops or not.

>“If we follow the logic of saying that it scares us and that we are prepared not to respect the British vote, we betray both the British and the interest of the British,” he added, touching upon a rare sentiment of respect amongst the European elite for the vote to Leave.

>However, the progressive Europhile also saw in a long delay what he perceives s aa danger to advancement of the European Project. The French president was alone amongst his peers at April’s European Summit to push for a shorter extension of Article 50 whilst others, including German Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ce4459  No.416237


>I nominate Lew, granted that he is already de facto ruler of Britain


*spends entire budget redesigning every british city so that it has huge forest parks and beautiful georgian terraces and knocking down anything ugly*

bff3e2  No.416238

File: de05dbcf675cd36⋯.png (279.6 KB, 587x328, 587:328, logp.png)


Have a talk with Neo when you can lad, please acknowledge when something goes wrong rather than gloss over it. Pure Jannying Zone only no personal vendettas smdh.


I do alright these days, the spic is the only person I have filtered now madlad is away, and that's only because I find a lot of his posts irritating and don't wish to argue them.

920319  No.416239

Why do you even like Lew smh he's good for, let's see… nose jokes and… yeah nose jokes that's it smh

53c8d4  No.416240

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this is a very underrated post btw

seriously that webm is fuckign badass, I can't find a source on it but I assume it happened very recently

ce4459  No.416242

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4bc3ba  No.414769[Reply]

Sloth is a virtue tbh

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4cbfda  No.415496

He's not trying to be a tranny at least

He just should have mewed when he was younger

30716d  No.415497

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29e93f  No.415499


who are you talking about? the correct term is mewling ffs

f5edd5  No.415500

764d0a  No.415501

File: 405a4bfd9723949⋯.gif (20.55 KB, 210x267, 70:89, binsexcitedsmall.gif)


B is here!

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4f3cd7  No.413996[Reply]

Vicar Offered to Cover up Jesus for Sex-Segregated Ramadan Event in English Church


Christians have slammed a vicar for being “ashamed of the gospel” after she offered to “cover” a crucifix and a painting of Jesus in order to host Muslims celebrating the end of Ramadan in an English church.

>The Reverend Lissa Scott also agreed to set up sex-segregated spaces for guests to engage in Islamic prayer in St Matthew and St Luke’s church in Darlington, where the Iftar meal is set to take place on June 2nd, reports the Sunday Times.

>At a planning meeting in May, attended by the Rev Lissa Scott and pro-”diversity” councillor and former mayor, Gerald Lee, representatives from the Yorkshire town’s Muslim community were told that the church would cover crosses and a famous devotional image of Jesus Christ by William Holman Hunt for the event.

>The Sunday Times reported minutes from the meeting read: “One aisle in church to be cleared of chairs for Muslim men to say prayers. Cover Christian crosses/photographs in small rooms for ladies to say prayers.”

Don't muslims literally revere jesus lol

Hard-Left Labour Leader Backs British Reparations for Africa, Former


Hard-left Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has backed suggestions that the British should pay reparations to former colonies of the British Empire.

>In an interview for Dazed magazine, musician Gaika discussed allegedly man-made climate change and Africa with the socialist politician, asking, “Do you think that Britain, in particular, with its history, has a special responsibility to its former colonies? DoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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0bacd2  No.414763


people who say that zebras are actually so different to horses seems like such a nigger cope tbh

there was a point in history where every animal was wild and 'untameable' yet people who eventually tamed them persevered and got there somehow didn't they

b31606  No.414764


yeah probably half-tame, idk the specifics. I've just heard that they domesticated things like that

b31606  No.414765


>there was a point in history where every animal was wild and 'untameable' yet people who eventually tamed them persevered and got there somehow didn't they

well that was due to generations of selectively breeding the ones that were the most docile

c0790e  No.414766


Dogs, cats, and horses were specially engineered for us by aliens, tbh.

0bacd2  No.414767


whichever way they did it

no excuses

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b49627  No.413992


>Aaaaaaaaaaaa this snk talk is making me anticipate future events, it's a good job I don't have a terminal illness else I'd be fucking livid.

I sorta have this feeling except it's the reverse, I'm afraid GRRM will die before finishing asoiaf or just get bored since the show already ended, aaaagh.

b49627  No.413993

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f3c647  No.413994


Thank you, sahib


Oh yeah, wasn't there some scene with Pieck having trouble walking around normally?

b49627  No.413995


>Oh yeah, wasn't there some scene with Pieck having trouble walking around normally?

yeah that was kawaii as fuck tbh

b49627  No.413998

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f06a8a  No.413263

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45b498  No.413265


I don't get this anglo reference


well I eat leftovers day later so I guess you should be fine.


Banned from /brit/, lad?

8bc509  No.413266

File: a19d6de7cd04388⋯.png (10.38 KB, 650x650, 1:1, a19d6de7cd04388e0db66900f8….png)


Is this schizo-posting?

df1398  No.413269

File: a081367f26c6ae5⋯.png (375.64 KB, 366x551, 366:551, ginnie.png)

b99564  No.411782[Reply]

no links

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176476  No.412540

File: 6d50728bb097c66⋯.jpg (17.39 KB, 495x362, 495:362, 1522880454139.jpg)

>lass at the till bullying you for buying multiple kilos of cucumbers


literally true though. Just another dick

0d927f  No.412541


why we didnt kill the poos, i have no idea

88332f  No.412542


>>lass at the till bullying you for buying multiple kilos of cucumbers

She's just jealous that you took her date for the night away

0d927f  No.412543



what did she say?

did she want them for herself?

176476  No.412544


yeah she wanted to pickle them in her vagina smh. Nah it's the subtle bullying where they only use their eyes smh.


smh all the lassies want my cucumber

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