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Just what you need to make you feel better

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188d54  No.344834[Reply]

Germany Considers ‘Mosque Tax’ to Counter Foreign Funding Influence


London Man in Hospital After Acid Attack


Matteo Salvini Cites Pope John Paul — Not Francis — in Christmas Card


Leftists Outraged by Queen’s Gold Piano


Don’t Worry About Fertility Falling Because Immigration and A.I. Will Replace the Unborn, Says Academic


Canadian Imam: Muslims Saying ‘Merry Christmas’ Worse Than Murder

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0a138d  No.345588

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Yes yes.

6491c5  No.345589

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For your lies I will watch Jojo by myself today it's out

d267e5  No.345590

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>the biggest a k*ndle gets is the newest one that costs £220+ and it's only an extra inch

I just want to read pdfs without burning my eyes

1140a4  No.345591

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Love it

0a138d  No.345592

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b390c8  No.344144[Reply]

there is no news on christmas

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c2c11e  No.344830

morning lads

granny making porridge and waiting for a washing machine to be installed


based and tardpilled

dd709c  No.344831

File: b89f7126d04209d⋯.jpg (986.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1484678247079.jpg)

>tfw no cheeky pope

c2c11e  No.344832

>tfw no cheeky mole

c2c11e  No.344833

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fresh JF

b390c8  No.344836

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169bbf  No.343425[Reply]

UK Police Now Say There May Have Been No Drones at all After Christmas Travel Chaos


Remainers Can’t Stop No Deal Brexit if May’s Deal Voted Down, Says Leadsom


Resurgent al Qaeda Plotting Attacks on Airports, Planes, UK Minister Warns


Swedish Journalist Gets to Keep Job After People Smuggling Conviction


Boyband ‘The Breunion Boys’ Launched to Stop Brexit


French Official: Christmas Market Terrorist Pledged Allegiance to ISIS

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25ee27  No.344146

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Why are you doing this to me, lad?

523909  No.344147

the only downside is that they still listen and believe the news jews smh

not even JF talking about cheese can drown it out since everyone is deaf

6a7c79  No.344148

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6a7c79  No.344150


keek. I hate it. No idea how people can live in those housies that live wall to wall with each other

169bbf  No.344151

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099cdb  No.342730[Reply]

White Magic

>the white Christmas we imagine, where there are layers of snow covering the ground, is much rarer; Ladbrokes have reduced the odds from 10/1 to 5/1 that the mild temperatures will smash the 15°C record set in 1920

>according to the Met Office, Christmas Eve will see cloudy with patchy rain conditions

>it will be mostly dry and cloudy on Christmas Day itself, with some showers expected for Boxing Day

(23rd December 2018)


Resurgent al Qaeda plotting attacks on airports, planes, UK minister warns

>the UK’s security minister has warned that a resurgent al Qaeda is seeking to carrying out fresh terror attacks on airplanes, using drone technology and jihadist sleeper agents working at airports

>Ben Wallace MP told The Sunday Times that with Islamic State on the decline, al Qaeda was regrouping and had already made grounds in Syria, Afghanistan, Yemen, and Libya under the organisaton’s spiritual leader and Osama bin Laden’s inheritor Ayman al Zawahiri

>the minister said that an additional £25 million has been put into threat detection and counter-terror activities to “protect our planes even more from new chemicals,” miniature bombs, and the “insider threat” of al Qaeda operatives working in airports

(23rd December 2018)


Ukrainian official invites British warship to cross Kerch Strait & see how Russia reacts

>a deputy minister in Kiev suggested that the British Navy should send its warship to the Sea of Azov to test Russia’s response; Moscow descPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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f9680a  No.343423

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have fun munching, man




Keep going till the good guys win

dd1099  No.343424

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Oh no

f9680a  No.343426

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>made in Sweden

dd1099  No.343428

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>when the Lew's feelin a lil cheeky

a85ae1  No.343429

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a031c9  No.342057[Reply]

Israel, Greece, Cyprus to Ink European Natural Gas Pipeline Deal


Israel Prepares for Mass Immigration of French Jews


Senior Businessman: UK Will ‘Prosper’, Reap the Benefits of Brexit on WTO Rules


European Govts Shred ‘No Deal’ Scaremongering on Customs, Travel Disruption


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4198df  No.342726

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sitting on a park bench

years away from fighting

9c677a  No.342727


hope you brought something to sit on to keep your arse warm

9c677a  No.342728

your spotty arse smh ew

6ab118  No.342729


thumbnail looked like they were kissing.

cats are ghey.

dc4e2b  No.342731

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f88bae  No.342053

Need new thread lads

f88bae  No.342054

Useless NEEThogs

6d5a4c  No.342055

gód iúla á efengelícan

good yule all fellows

úre wintrum smyltnes

your winters serene

ond godas bletsung

and gods' blessing


6d5a4c  No.342056

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b67eff  No.342059

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9c59ac  No.340617[Reply]

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2b8133  No.341326

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20111c  No.341327


night lad

9c59ac  No.341328

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just finished watching jingle all the way again, it was heartwarming

night night everyone

5b2bc0  No.341329


Goodnight lad.


Goodnight lad.

20111c  No.341332

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d00764  No.339894[Reply]

put something here

like legit this time

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f25312  No.340619


I can and I have

and unlike the rest of you 60kg is very nearly my weight

97fe60  No.340621

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Oh wait it's the guy that tells people to punch nazis in the face smh

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8c5518  No.340624

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KEEEEK what a cunt

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70bc2f  No.339151[Reply]

France Accuses Trump of Interfering in its Politics as ‘Yellow Vest’ Protests Rage


Paris (AFP) – The French government on Sunday urged Donald Trump not to interfere in French politics after the US president posted tweets about the protests rocking the country and attacked the Paris climate agreement.'

>“We do not take domestic American politics into account and we want that to be reciprocated,” Foreign Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian told LCI television.

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ccdd44  No.339885


yeah its a cheap computer too that my friend built for me but it runs all the new stuff on 60fps easily

i'll think about it tomorrow tbh

when i went to the shop ages ago i couldnt find any one i liked, all too big and expensive

6d5f1d  No.339886

Gonna need a New thread dudes

8c502e  No.339892

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lads check this out you will not regret it

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5cda11  No.339895

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50a602  No.338395[Reply]

WATCH: Aftermath of Shootout with Police Shows Strasbourg Attacker Slumped in Doorway


Video taken after a shootout between French police and Cherif Chekatt shows the Strasbourg terror suspect slumped in a doorway after being fatally shot.

Macron Had Helicopter on Standby to Escape Presidential Palace During Protests


French President Emmanuel Macron was not only present at the Élysée Palace during “Act IV” of the Gilets Jaunes (Yellow Vests) protests but had a helicopter on standby to escape in case protesters broke in, according to reports.

>The French leader fortified the Élysée Palace last Saturday with an unprecedented amount of security, including 500 republican guards, around a hundred police and gendarmes armed with water cannons, and other anti-riot measures, Le Dauphine reports.

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b0f815  No.339146


based bleaching tbh

89a476  No.339147



Ah thanks lid. It reject guerrillamail so didn't think to put something random. Joined.

74c0e0  No.339148


>lesbian strap on


misandristic WGTOW femcels smh



>big dick


b0f815  No.339149


>Pakis wanting to see big dicks

Actual cucks

dce172  No.339150


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561c5c  No.337644[Reply]

Strasbourg shootings: Armed police mount operation in Neudorf district


Police in the French city of Strasbourg have carried out a security operation in the district of Neudorf as they continue their hunt for the gunman who attacked a Christmas market on Tuesday.

>Cherif Chekatt, 29, has been on the run since the attack, which left three people dead and many more injured.

>He was dropped off in Neudorf by a taxi which he commandeered to leave the city centre.

>Hundreds of police are hunting for him in France and Germany.

is he gonna make it lads?

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cfa869  No.338394


I wish

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9d1bd1  No.338401


>and make her feel guilty 'like a murderer' the rest of her life

Surely has nothing to do with regressives like you calling them murderers all the time :^)

9d1bd1  No.338403

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072ac4  No.337654


Get in line, lad. I paid her first

48af9f  No.337655


I knew this would happen

now all the childhood solo hanky panky championship stories will pour forth like water over Niagara falls

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8663dc  No.337658


I actually know girls who constantly get these request from men like you. They are repulsed by you lmao but you like that

8702f4  No.337659

>all those new threads

which one do you want lads

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358ab1  No.336188[Reply]

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358ab1  No.336899

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Now this is larping I can get behind.

49d5e9  No.336900


You shouldn't be on your phone whilst driving lad.

c2c933  No.336901


I come to a full stop before posting tbh

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ah i see we've come full circle. from goths stealing nazi fashion, to goths propagating anarchy, to stormfags going goth, to goths finding and embracing nazism.

358ab1  No.336905

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ef5a1f  No.335458[Reply]

Mounted Police and APCs Deployed as ‘Act IV’ of Yellow Vest Protests Unfolds


A total of 615 Gilets Jaunes (Yellow Vests) have been arrested in Paris so far, with 508 of them remaining in custody as French police attempt to lock down the streets of Paris and make preventative arrests to quell potential violence.

>New reports indicate that around sixty people required hospitalisation as a result of the protests in Paris today, mostly with minor injuries. The number of injured is down sharply from last week, when 162 people required hospital care.

>New arrest figures for Paris show the number of Yellow Vests arrested by police has risen to 737. At least 55 people are said to have been wounded so far in the violent clashes, including three police officers.

>Around 400 Yellow Vest protesters have been arrested in Brussels, Belgium, and one police officer has been wounded.

Black Dems Upset Pelosi Considering Committee Term Limits


Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-LA), the Chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC), said on Thursday that it is a “bad idea” for House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) to consider instituting term limits on committee chairs.

>Pelosi said on Thursday that she was “sympathetic to the concerns that have been expressed” by some House Democrats regarding term limits.

>“I think it’s a bad idea, I think it’s awful timing, and I think it’s a hell of a reward for all these chairmen who went out there traveling the country and busting their behPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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230f6e  No.336184

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don't forget to pay your taxes wagecucks

9e31a3  No.336185




They're creepy but eat all the other creepy, dirty, disgusting bugs so have their place tbh. Only insects that are cute are ladybirds and bees.

fdd7e6  No.336186


But NEETs take tax money too

Not that i want to pay taxes smh

fdd7e6  No.336187

Gonna need a nu thread

959fed  No.336190

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0f9144  No.334753[Reply]

Germany and France to Europe: Accept Migrants or Pay Up


France and Germany have said that countries which reject migrants should be forced to pay to be excused from the European Union’s redistribution programme.

>The proposal was reportedly made in a document, seen by Reuters, circulated to member states’ interior ministers in Brussels on Thursday.

>The suggested migration rules would still insist countries take migrants from other member-states unless there is a strong objection. In which case, such nations would be able to make “alternative measures of solidarity.”

>Diplomats told Reuters this is Eurocrat-speak for making additional contributions to the European Commission’s budget or paying for development projects in Africa, where the bulk of Mediterranean Sea arrivals are coming from.

'Humiliation on a historic scale': what the papers say about first day of Brexit debate

Front pages paint a grim picture of Theresa May’s horror day in parliament


>Theresa May’s shocking day in parliament dominates the front pages, with papers leading on the prime minister suffering three defeats including a historic Commons vote that found the government in contempt of parliament.

>As Laura Kuenssberg, the BBC’s political editor, put it: “That’s an absolutely terrible, terrible set of front pages for the government.”

>The Mirror runs the headline: “63 minutes of mayhem”, saying the day’s events left the prime ministerPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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4e0f26  No.335462


where to?

afb3ae  No.335463

d33957  No.335465


can we hold off until 8 if 22st arrives b4 that? I could use a shower

32aa39  No.335750


>always weird to me how multi-ethnic armies even work

Separately and very loosely through commanders, and used as specialized units or front line fodder. Fodder because then you don't have to pay them.

Managing armies isn't an RTS game. Orders for the major battle plan goes out to commanders, and foreign troops would receive their own orders and objectives.

Actual integration of foreign armies is a relatively newer military science and is why the US constantly has joint exercises with other countries.

32aa39  No.335759


>They must breed these people in labs or something, they're all the same.

They're Germans. What do you expect.

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