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Just what you need to make you feel better

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b0298c  No.380008

‘I Feel the Embyronic Kicking of Feminism’ – Meghan Wants Feminist Royal Baby


Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, née Meghan Markle, used an International Women’s Day event that she and husband Harry, Duke of Sussex, hope their baby will be a feminist.

>“I’d seen this documentary on Netflix on feminism and one of the things they said during pregnancy was, ‘I feel the embryonic kicking of feminism’,” the American divorcee, 37, told her audience at the Queen’s Commonwealth Trust event, hosted by King’s College London.

>“I loved that — boy or girl, whatever it is, we hope that’s the case, our little bump,” added the former Suits actress.

>The Duchess — also known as the Countess of Dunbarton in Scotland, and Baroness Carrickfergus in Northern Ireland — was enthusiastically embraced by the left-liberal commentariat, many of whom regarded the entry of a mixed race woman to the Royal Family as a totemic symbol of social progress.

France: Yellow Vests March Against Macron for 17th Weekend Straight


PARIS (AP) – Hundreds of protesters from France’s yellow vest movement marched Saturday for a 17th straight weekend in Paris and other cities to maintain pressure on the government to reverse policies they see as favouring the rich.

>Women, some carrying pink balloons, led the calm and orderly Paris march, advocating for equal rights and equal pay a day after International Women’s Day.

>A water cannon contained several hundred protesters who remained on the Champs-Elysees and wanted to leave the security perimeter.

>The march, which began at the Arc de Triomphe, at the top of the famed avenue, looped through both sides of the Seine River before ending at the top of Luxembourg Gardens on the Left Bank.

Brexit: We will not back deal which breaks up UK - Leadsom


The government will not sign up to a Brexit agreement that breaks up the UK, Commons Leader Andrea Leadsom has said.

>EU chief negotiator Michel Barnier said on Friday that the UK would be free to leave a proposed single customs territory with the EU - provided Northern Ireland remained within it.

>The DUP - the party Theresa May relies on for a majority in Parliament - has rejected the proposal.

>The plan is designed to avoid physical checks on the Irish border.

b0298c  No.380010

embryionic genderfluid la creatura feminism lads

0754b7  No.380011



643d10  No.380012

File: fce6338a7c3a3f6⋯.png (1.96 MB, 1400x918, 700:459, ClipboardImage.png)

can't believe lew isnt watching the anglokino with us tbh

dcd670  No.380013

File: efa101f420a3cd7⋯.webm (5.56 MB, 640x360, 16:9, robots_on_the_topic_of_co….webm)


good lad

only thing you missed is locking the old thread

b0298c  No.380014

File: 7d0d65255878b79⋯.png (5.7 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 7d0d65255878b791f7305ec869….png)


I know i would alt tab and have to leave and miss parts of it and not experience it fully smh

0754b7  No.380015

File: 1cebd45e0a5cbd5⋯.png (45.98 KB, 344x574, 172:287, ClipboardImage.png)

4f760b  No.380016


bone idle

4f760b  No.380017

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643d10  No.380018


watch it sometime lad, we just finished. fucking amazing film tbh

b0298c  No.380019

File: 9310d7cec6499e4⋯.png (606.63 KB, 1024x578, 512:289, ClipboardImage.png)

b0298c  No.380020


ive heard its good by all accounts

643d10  No.380021

>thinking about posting a face pic

87b76a  No.380022


I didn't see you on rabb.it lad?

0754b7  No.380023



0754b7  No.380024


that is me, lad

87b76a  No.380025


wait, you're welshlad?!?!?!?

b0298c  No.380026

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face a post pic

4de78f  No.380027


good idea

0754b7  No.380028


no just forgot my trip

87b76a  No.380029


*bangs your shoulder as I walk past*

0754b7  No.380030

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*shoots your hat*

f3fd2a  No.380031

>The Poster Formerly Known As Bins is an armpit fucker

643d10  No.380032


>22st wouldn't need to carry a 6lber shot to sink

0754b7  No.380033


um actually fat floats

87b76a  No.380034

File: 81f9b5760612788⋯.png (5.56 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)


>>The Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As Bins is an armpit fucker



>*shoots your hat*

oh no, my hat


>>22st wouldn't need to carry a 6lber shot to sink


0754b7  No.380035


he is calling me fat, the lad who suicided grabbed a 6lber

87b76a  No.380036


>he is calling me fat, the lad who suicided grabbed a 6lber

that bit was sad smh

0754b7  No.380037


yeah it was really good. Based harsh reality

f3fd2a  No.380038

File: 6346e4844ed4688⋯.png (160.01 KB, 320x311, 320:311, ClipboardImage.png)


>bangs your shoulder

0754b7  No.380039

even the captain seemed to agree with the men smh

87b76a  No.380040


oh i see now. i was referencing the film we just watched

643d10  No.380041

File: 9bad184cfd95aea⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 8.71 MB, 2160x2833, 2160:2833, ClipboardImage.png)

wonder if i would make a good captain tbh

0754b7  No.380042


who is that?

87b76a  No.380043


you look like one of hte cabinboys tbh. why do you have so many shoes though?

b0298c  No.380044


alri cobain

643d10  No.380045


mummy has like 50 pairs and we have to chuck ours in the hallway like peasants

blame womyn


a cunt

f3fd2a  No.380046


Jesus Christ how many shoes does a man need you've got a whole cow there

643d10  No.380047

File: d3c938c2df33bc0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 119.29 KB, 399x400, 399:400, 1510015248866.png)

b0298c  No.380048


you look cool let's start a band

643d10  No.380049

fucking unspoiler

0754b7  No.380050


Who is it?

643d10  No.380051


id love to tbh

so long as you don't randomly accuse me of being a paedo for no reason and turn on me when i try to offer advice to save your mum's life like the polish lass i was talking to

b0298c  No.380052


that's just women being mental lad some of them are like that i know the type

643d10  No.380053




0754b7  No.380054


nah you don't look that good keek. You also don't have long hair

0754b7  No.380055

also you are a nerd with glasses

643d10  No.380056


reverse image search


the glasses are in my hand

b0298c  No.380057


>nah you don't look that good keek.

yeah his nose is a bit on the small side tbf

6d9c56  No.380058

>he uses a trip AND shows his face


643d10  No.380059


couldnt give a shit tbh theres literally no difference between this and social media

643d10  No.380060

lifes too short to care

0754b7  No.380061

I need to know who it is so I know which to folder to put it in smh

643d10  No.380062

File: 9bf71160687a516⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 308x214, 154:107, 9bf71160687a516e806118fdf1….gif)

thanks for the compliments lads im having a good weekend

87b76a  No.380063

File: 1b0e7ee43a6e11c⋯.png (7.3 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 0edbb043bab5551d58334fda9a….png)

surely nobody sane would actually post a real pictures of themselves on /newbrit/ or anywhere else on 8chan. Right?

643d10  No.380064


it's Neo

4f760b  No.380065

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is this the most the welsh have contributed to world culture

0754b7  No.380066


they've all sent me nudes on Bongo Bongo Land smh

b0298c  No.380067


>not posting yourself wearing weird maid fetish gear

do you even ruin your own life m8?

b0298c  No.380068

643d10  No.380069


>literally has a picture of himself as his flag


0754b7  No.380070

>pretending to be a girl with long hair but forgot to shave

b0298c  No.380071

File: 5cd32e4ba58f810⋯.png (408.86 KB, 691x406, 691:406, kQP5R95.png)

b0298c  No.380072


jocko? keek

0754b7  No.380073


No, Panzie

0754b7  No.380074

>Jocko sharing nudes with Westie

or trading…

643d10  No.380075

this is so funny

0754b7  No.380076

*asks Jocko for the rare Lews*

87b76a  No.380077

File: 3aee691423272fc⋯.png (8.82 KB, 517x361, 517:361, 3aee691423272fc0923363dca1….png)


>they've all sent me nudes on Bongo Bongo Land smh

all of them?

0754b7  No.380078

File: 593f69add64f798⋯.jpg (57.8 KB, 1080x1029, 360:343, 07996705.jpg)

>that time Lew sent you pictures of his sisters legs and then told you it was his legs after you masturbated

6d9c56  No.380079


no, there was a welsh lass i knew who has a wonderful smile

b0298c  No.380080

File: 118bc55fc7197c2⋯.png (253.6 KB, 320x783, 320:783, 118bc55fc7197c2ed5231d2f2a….png)


lad please

643d10  No.380081

File: e4d5615172cbacd⋯.gif (1.91 MB, 382x308, 191:154, tumblr_inline_pjsw7aTsCn1r….gif)

643d10  No.380082

night lads

22st don't masturbate to my pics

6d9c56  No.380083


you're being cruel to him now, lad. take it easy. good night.

0754b7  No.380084


nigh nigh, lad. I'll try, but who knows what I'll do in the next 7 hours I have to stay awake

87b76a  No.380085

File: 65172c28987cf09⋯.png (8.59 KB, 411x374, 411:374, 65172c28987cf094f38e849125….png)


>>that time Lew sent you pictures of his sisters legs and then told you it was his legs after you masturbated

ah yes, that time. that one time.

87b76a  No.380086

File: ac15546c4b00b18⋯.png (62.41 KB, 1965x1029, 655:343, c602437dee8e23d9780c4fd60c….png)


n-night lad

b0298c  No.380087


gn bruv

0754b7  No.380088


eyup, only masturbate once a year and I wasted it on that. smh

4f760b  No.380089

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87b76a  No.380090

File: 4571b53d97c9899⋯.png (57.67 KB, 1229x1160, 1229:1160, christianfatwojak.png)


>only masturbate once a year

y-yes, me too, and even then only by accident

0754b7  No.380091


goodlad. Do you only eat once a year too?

6d9c56  No.380092


don't talk shit when 100% of your wanks for a whole year were for a man

0754b7  No.380093



87b76a  No.380094

File: 90445cdb760ecf7⋯.png (193.11 KB, 737x758, 737:758, 90445cdb760ecf7f72522b66c2….png)


>Do you only eat once a year too?

not sure what you're trying to imply here lad…

87b76a  No.380095



ah, don't worry about it lad, I don't really care tbh, it's just funny

0754b7  No.380096


think you know, lad. I-it was an innocent joke

b0298c  No.380097


>is this the most the welsh have contributed to world culture


interesting music vid tbh

87b76a  No.380098

File: 1c8719790e78b9f⋯.png (15.5 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 32d9336ec42c2324a5b0f36562….png)


>just a joke

that's ok then

b0298c  No.380099

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4f760b  No.380100




87b76a  No.380101

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I found the piece of music I wanted to find from Master And Commander

0754b7  No.380102


why do you know music so well lad?

87b76a  No.380103


I didn't know this piece though lad, I had to go looking for it. it took me quite a while

0754b7  No.380104


yeah but you seem to know a lot

87b76a  No.380105


>yeah but you seem to know a lot

I've been trying to learn more about classical music in the last few years

b0298c  No.380106


their language is quite beautiful tbh

0754b7  No.380107


sounds pretty big-brained

4f760b  No.380108


Pembrokeshire is the part of Wales with the least history in Welsh speaking

87b76a  No.380109

File: e1353cbbb3e63c5⋯.jpg (59.33 KB, 450x405, 10:9, 62a3acf1f6fa160caf92e9401e….jpg)


thanks lad

f3fd2a  No.380110

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b0298c  No.380111

File: 1faf5d270d4cc4b⋯.png (86.82 KB, 428x339, 428:339, ee2.png)


>tfw started learning welsh to impress him

smdh top ten anime betrayals

0754b7  No.380112


impressed me tbh, I can't even remember pop music smh

4f760b  No.380113

File: 85a8ea95bbf77f3⋯.png (118.68 KB, 512x337, 512:337, ClipboardImage.png)

f3fd2a  No.380114


Based cultural imperialism

4f760b  No.380115

most interesting part of that is that there are parts of pembrokeshire that speak welsh more in 2001 than they did in the 60s

b0298c  No.380116


we must secure a nation for the welsh people and a future for welsh children

0754b7  No.380117

File: 8d5b0106c392d6e⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 8d5b0106c392d6ec68395ff6d9….png)

Yeah I collect swords and practice using them. On my way to the club right now actually

>I'm not

b0298c  No.380118


dont cut me for being racist civic fencer smh

0754b7  No.380119

File: 9dbb588c7298394⋯.png (115.54 KB, 256x280, 32:35, 9dbb588c7298394a32ac021298….png)


just might if you cross me

dcd670  No.380120


you'd be better off with short hair and clean shaven





sad thing is that a lot of what remains is the older generations

dcd670  No.380121

pasta and a-meat-a-balls for dindins

87b76a  No.380122

File: e50f76f18f81d9c⋯.jpg (10.6 KB, 271x325, 271:325, e50f76f18f81d9c993105a37aa….jpg)


>tfw can't eat pasta until I lose more weight

b0298c  No.380123

>trump attacks ann coulter

>ann doesn't even respond, probably pissed on wine napping

>entire support base collapses overnight


b0298c  No.380124

trump BTFO

87b76a  No.380125


has this just happened?

b0298c  No.380126


I am seeing nothing but negative responses to his latest attempt to btfo ann coulter and his recent talk on increasing legal immigration

87b76a  No.380127

File: d4102e14c6c2ad2⋯.jpg (13.26 KB, 256x256, 1:1, drumpfy.jpg)


I see it now, he called her a "wacky nut job" and claims he's still "winning", but she's just ignored him. Pretty funny tbh

87b76a  No.380128

File: ec56445b43c4abb⋯.png (4.47 KB, 831x831, 1:1, 00708bc5b595d9b8d52b9a25f2….png)

Bed time for me. Night night lovely lads

0754b7  No.380129


nigh lovely pal

dcd670  No.380130


a "wacky nut job" for advocating the same positions as his base and of him during his campaign

dcd670  No.380131

ah fuckkkk it I think I'm gonna go to the concert, gotta shower fast and scram

although the bands I wanna see probably won't start til AT LEAST 10 so I should be alright if I get moving

b35ede  No.380132

File: b38dcc06f8536fa⋯.png (20.32 KB, 553x613, 553:613, igh iq2.png)

oo ere turdy pies?

f15978  No.380133

reminder that rolf harris is innocent

dcd670  No.380134

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

just got back. missed Immolation but Morbid Angel was pretty sick as always, glad I went.

wanna qt metal gf tbh

28c6aa  No.380135

File: 1381183df7c8e36⋯.png (29.92 KB, 364x300, 91:75, ClipboardImage.png)


should have tkane one with you home lad

28c6aa  No.380136

File: 195584eacf03106⋯.png (6.33 KB, 344x43, 8:1, ClipboardImage.png)

found you in the Woes chat, Spic

dcd670  No.380137

got hit in the nose pretty good and the tip of my nose feels a lil more mobile. looked up broken nose symptoms and I have none, there's no pain or change in shape, but I think I should avoid sleeping on or touching my nose much for a couple weeks to make sure it heals up good. don't wanna have a crooked nose


they're almost all taken, methinks. although the lass checking the tickets seemed to fancy me

some other time, after a show as I was walking out, some big Ford truck VROOM's by blaring the horn with some big d00d Roman saluting out the window. I saluted them back, turn around, and see some lass looking at me with a curious smile. I smiled back to her and walked away to get picked up, should've chatted her up. chicks dig the fash

dcd670  No.380138

oh also that was in Taxajewsetts and therefore most of those people probably live an hour away from me. it'd be a pain in the ass having to drive that far just to meet up with a gf. plus I tend to think of Mass people are weirdly dysgenic, rather have a local lass

28c6aa  No.380139


but crooked noses look cool, lad

>I saluted them back, turn around, and see some lass looking at me with a curious smile. I smiled back to her and walked away to get picked up, should've chatted her up. chicks dig the fash

smh lad


1 hour isn't long for a gf lad, besides she could move to you smh

dcd670  No.380140


>1 hour isn't long

t. drives for a living

plus Mass highways are weird. there's this one highway that randomly just stops and turns into this really sharp like 360 degree turn where you can't realistically go faster than 25. there's big warning signs but it's still weird

and the highway I just took randomly goes down to 40mph speed limit and there's an intersection with a redlight. that's a deathtrap 'cause you know people are gonna still be going 65 and not have time to stop, you can't do that with a highway. and then there's these stretches where the lanes seem as narrow as is legally permissible, it really is the bare minimum

28c6aa  No.380141



b35ede  No.380142

File: 4553e5c2b81de3a⋯.jpg (186.76 KB, 1597x1065, 1597:1065, maxresdefault (1).jpg)

dcd670  No.380143

been thinking lately, I want to remove all of the "scatological vocabulary" from my mannerisms. what I mean by this is saying things like "this shit" instead of "this stuff" (which, additionally, is ebonics-tier), "he's an asshole", etc. anything to do with the anus or feces. it's crass and vulgar. I don't mind profanity at all, I say "fuck" very often, that's fine. but I think I should try to cut out saying "shit" and "asshole" at the very least

it's weird if you think about it, people bringing the anus or feces into the conversation for no reason whatsoever

dcd670  No.380144

File: 0de27d26ce4d54a⋯.png (72.23 KB, 255x252, 85:84, 0de27d26ce4d54a862e0c6b916….png)

where'd everybody go? guess I'll have to go to sleep and teleport to when my frens will be awake

28c6aa  No.380145


same tbh

dcd670  No.380146


just tried some of that Colman's mustard that Dorset likes. it's pretty good, probably the best mustard I've had, nice and strong

dcd670  No.380147

night lad

134d07  No.380148


Do you have freakish short Neanderthal arms, lad?

b0298c  No.380149

File: 35a7ab009f491d6⋯.png (257.95 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Ocasio-Cortez: People Should Be ‘Excited About Automation’


Appearing at the SXSW conference Saturday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said people should be excited by the prospect of robots taking their jobs because it will afford them more time to pursue their creative passions.

>Ocasio-Cortez speculated fears over automation stem from a lack of financial safety net and economic uncertainty. “We should not be haunted by the specter of being automated out of work,” the self-avowed democrat-socialist said, according to Fast Company. “We should not feel nervous about the tollbooth collector not having to collect tolls. We should be excited by that. But the reason we’re not excited about it is because we live in a society where if you don’t have a job, you are left to die.”

>The freshman congresswoman floated a proposal by billionaire and Microsoft founder Bill Gates to tax robots at 90 percent to make up workers’ lost income from automation. “Whether it’s a tax rate, whether it’s distributing wealth that’s created by automation – if we approach solutions to our systems and start entertaining ideas like that, then we should be excited about automation because of what it could potentially mean,” she said.

>Ocasio-Cortez then mused that with adequate policies in place, introducing more robots into the workforce could allow society more time to dabble in art and science, and actually increase the pace of innovation, freeing up “more time enjoying the world we live in.”

this is most millennial thing she's ever said

puts 100m people out of work

I bet she'll just say we need UBI after that, but robots can't be taxpayers.

49c374  No.380150


keek no lad, my arms are pretty long but my phone camera has always been weird with messing up perspective. got accused once of having a head wider than my shoulders because of it

b0298c  No.380151

AOC says to tax robots 90% but how does that work lol?

49c374  No.380152


Everyone knows deep down that they're just going to be used to oppress, surveil and control the public more. I mean if you were a western government you'd absolutely use them to do this, there's no question. So when bigwigs like Cortez defend stuff like this, they always talk about one aspect of it and entirely ignore another because it allows them to make it sound like they care.

It's exactly like the arguments for immigration; they constantly tell you how it's not an economic problem because immigrants will simply do the jobs that you don't want to do :) except that having our jobs stolen is the least of our concerns, what we are against immigration for is the fact that it dilutes our culture, kills and replaces natives, and robs our children of a future they deserve. You just won't ever see anyone who has a stake in the game address these points because it's true and that's exactly why they're doing it. So it's the same with the automatons: quell the publics' fears about losing their jobs whilst you work on how to surveil and control.

49c374  No.380153


I'm guessing she means something like companies that use them have to calculate how much profit the robot makes them and give 90% of that to the government, even though governments are the ones who want this the most and funneling more money their way is definitely not going to give them even more power and control!!!! 1111!!

b0298c  No.380154

File: 1f47743d8bce708⋯.jpg (59.31 KB, 874x874, 1:1, 1550258610351.jpg)


>You just won't ever see anyone who has a stake in the game address these points because it's true and that's exactly why they're doing it. So it's the same with the automatons: quell the publics' fears about losing their jobs whilst you work on how to surveil and control.

Listening to those phonecalls of Richard Nixon in the 70s talking about IQ differences between races and the bell curve and realising that our establishment must know about the effects of their polcies but they literally don't care is a tough pill to swallow. Even today I find it hard to believe that our own leaders have zero qualms about displacing their own ethinc group just for a few more GDP figures and don't actually believe in a multicultural utopia.

b0298c  No.380155


I feel like at one end of the spectrum we have complete human freedom, the homesteader or peasant with his own plot of land, enough to feed himself and his extended family, armed and with the right to defend himself. Then at the other end we have modern man living off UBI, his entire existence dependent on whether the government bureaucracy decides to allocate him his money for the month. He cannot grow his own food and has no right to defend himself or bear arms, he must rely on the state run police. All the land in the country was long ago parcelled out to large farming conglomerates, there is no land left for him to work even if he wanted to. He doesn't even have an allottment or garden due to the land scarcity that characterises modern urban living. I would always prefer the former.

49c374  No.380156


It is baffling but at the same time we know that so much "crazy conspiracy" stuff is truth. Theresa may didn't bomb Syria without a vote in parliament because it helps even our government; she did it because she is literally controlled by some kikes in a room the same way Donald is. They put a gun to her head and make her do this shit, same with most politicians who push these policies I bet. So they're not doing it to achieve a multicultural utopia (obviously), but they're not even doing it because they want to throw the rest of the natives of their nation under a bus so they can live in unparalleled luxury, the only plausible explanation is raelly that they're given no other choice but to do the bidding of their masters, else they get JFK'D.

49c374  No.380157


that first end of the spectrum was what America was supposed to be tbh, but slavery happened and fucked everything

49c374  No.380158

oh and of course it was never homogeneous to begin with and you can't have total idealistic freedom and multiculturalism at the same time

b0298c  No.380159

File: 58d77b68bac13f4⋯.png (3.15 MB, 1500x998, 750:499, ClipboardImage.png)


Yeah, and I feel like the latter is just the inevitable end result of industrial urban living and how cities are planned now. I mean how are you meant to be free and independent living in pic related, you can't even get to the local shop without a car.

b0298c  No.380160

File: d066002acc22126⋯.png (1.02 MB, 940x627, 940:627, ClipboardImage.png)

Henry Ford would be horrified at how the car has revolutionised modern cities. Poor lad.

b0298c  No.380161

File: 92c3bbef5e8908d⋯.png (57.64 KB, 663x378, 221:126, ClipboardImage.png)

Punished Notch

a16388  No.380162

File: 54770c91a2d576e⋯.png (10.02 MB, 2686x3600, 1343:1800, 54770c91a2d576ed9a49d7b3ad….png)

a16388  No.380163

His entire feed is this now

What happened

4de78f  No.380164

File: d932b674b1492bf⋯.png (2.59 MB, 1199x1028, 1199:1028, ClipboardImage.png)


plenty of suburbs are worse than that, especially new builds in the UK

b0298c  No.380165


Yeah they built a huge one near the village I grew up in, they must've had to agree not to build any commercial buildings to get planning permission or something, so that they would be forced to use local businesses. The houses are actually very beautifully constructed but the whole place is dead and soulless. Leasehold as well.

b0298c  No.380166


>Solar panels

>in the UK


49c374  No.380167



same here with regard to my area. it's just constant news of housing developments being built to house all the wogs and eastern euros that come to live here because of its proximity to a major airport.

it's dystopian. On the boards around these estates the adverts talk of their closeness to "beautiful English countryside", but if you keep building these teletubby towns there won't be any countryside left. Disgusting, it makes me so angry and sad

1ad7f9  No.380168


I say get rid of the countrysides, they really don't add anything to the country except shitty internet and British hicks.

b0298c  No.380169

File: e03a4155cbcdd97⋯.jpg (5.46 KB, 205x245, 41:49, images.jpg)

a16388  No.380170


>(1) post ever on the board


4de78f  No.380171



They look terrible with cars parked outside due to limited parking spaces and multiple wheelie The Poster Formerly Known As Bins. When the ppl from other cultures that don't have taboos about littering move in it gets even worse.

a16388  No.380172


> wheelie The Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As Bins.

I love this filter so much

1ad7f9  No.380173


I saw the thread advertised on the homepage. Countrysides are boring admit it you uncivilised baboon.

a16388  No.380174

b0298c  No.380175

File: 983add80d069873⋯.jpg (34.99 KB, 387x280, 387:280, DbC3OYSXkAAHVRK.jpg)

*dabs on 1ad7f9*

e5492e  No.380176


I know that feel

b0298c  No.380177

Pope Francis Meets with Top Mormon Leaders


mormons at the vatican. the pope has finally recognised them as a religion worth hosting. I assume francis does this for publicity and influence because he likes collaborating with every other faith leader

b0298c  No.380178

File: 44ac02e719bea36⋯.png (5.33 MB, 3166x1660, 1583:830, ClipboardImage.png)

Early salt lake city was very beautiful, those Mormons did something right.

a16388  No.380179


They probably pestered him on the street and he's let them in out of embarassment.

e5492e  No.380180


It's a funny meme but the taigs weren't allowed to fish or something because of being Catholic. Also most Irish didn't live anywhere near the sea so it's a moot point.

b0298c  No.380181

File: a20e4e55e461f76⋯.png (889.71 KB, 556x833, 556:833, ClipboardImage.png)


The chad mormon

the Virgin papacy

b0298c  No.380182

File: 7f4d13174f801da⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

might convert to mormonism lads

15a1c1  No.380183

File: c1032446026d472⋯.png (9.14 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Nice to see the Engerlund flag flying today

a16388  No.380184


the downside is that your wives have to be yanks

30b20e  No.380185

f3fd2a  No.380186

File: 47ad07309816054⋯.png (316.19 KB, 476x294, 34:21, ClipboardImage.png)

Morn'n' la's

a16388  No.380187


>its probably H*rts


He might be contrarian sometimes, but that's not a position I'd think he'd hold

b0298c  No.380188


There was a (1) on /brit/ earlier with low effort bait prolly the same guy.

f3fd2a  No.380189



He's clearly a yank

b0298c  No.380190

File: ba67b5813449a64⋯.png (1.24 MB, 960x860, 48:43, ClipboardImage.png)

f3fd2a  No.380191


Yang? Is America about to get CHINKED?

b0298c  No.380192


chicom deathsquads have deposited £1,000 in your account

30b20e  No.380193


he would though tbh

e5492e  No.380194


Utah is largely English Americans (insofar as that exists) according to that meme map



b0298c  No.380195

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

30b20e  No.380196


musik tbh

30b20e  No.380197

File: afcaa8b66dcc21f⋯.gif (852.09 KB, 640x360, 16:9, tumblr_n36s06wKQF1ragbcqo1….gif)

love you westie

4de78f  No.380198

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e5492e  No.380199

>Yang was a keynote speaker at the largest Democratic fundraiser in Iowa, the Iowa Democratic Wing Ding

>Wing Ding

bit racist tbh


>Dickie Spencer and Narcissa Wright


b0298c  No.380200

File: 5db96973c17f1d6⋯.png (409.6 KB, 640x529, 640:529, ClipboardImage.png)

b0298c  No.380201


>Narcissa Wright

You can't be serious

f3fd2a  No.380202

File: 808adccef8dd50a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 396.99 KB, 580x636, 145:159, ClipboardImage.png)

b35ede  No.380203

File: c6029cc6f7ef5dc⋯.webm (965.85 KB, 1280x674, 640:337, lad.webm)

30b20e  No.380204

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

we ought to watch bruce lee's movies in the rabbit, they look sick tbh

f3fd2a  No.380205


Nuclear cringe

not sure how I feel about Stauber's work, feels a bit one-trick-pony

e5492e  No.380206


Politics is memes now lad

f3fd2a  No.380207

>CNN is being sued for $250m over their coverage of grinning MAGA-hat kid

keeeek American litigiousness never ceases to amaze

94a4d6  No.380208


There's nothing romantic about hating the countryside so it's not going to be something Herts would do

840a0d  No.380209


He can be a bit of a contrarian though

94a4d6  No.380210


His contrarianism is rooted in his romanticism though

840a0d  No.380211


I guess

28c6aa  No.380212


Ahhh don't call him the c-word, he doesn't like that

28c6aa  No.380213

File: f3111fe2882d102⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 658.64 KB, 1200x794, 600:397, ClipboardImage.png)

"real" women BTFO

94a4d6  No.380214


delete this

28c6aa  No.380215

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>mic fucked over by wind again

for fuck's sake, civic fencer

f3fd2a  No.380216

File: 6b2f04a139663ba⋯.png (325.13 KB, 550x411, 550:411, ClipboardImage.png)

28c6aa  No.380217

File: c0ca41116e44478⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1230x788, 615:394, ClipboardImage.png)

>Bepis max


840a0d  No.380218


Where do you find this stuff lad?

28c6aa  No.380219


The Jazz thread on 4chan's /tv/

28c6aa  No.380220

File: 0091dcf1ea9102d⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1552x761, 1552:761, ClipboardImage.png)

30b20e  No.380221


top keeeeeeeeeeeek

840a0d  No.380222



He's got such an ugly, rat-like face. I hate him

30b20e  No.380223

i legit don't understand how "she" has such ugly man tits like an 85 year old woman

how are they so saggy? did he get breast implants that went wrong?

134d07  No.380224

>sudden lightning strike out of nowhere

>then it starts raining

>minute later turns to extreme winds and hailstone

>another minute and it's clear skies again


28c6aa  No.380225


he actually has this weird competition with his sister where he will brag about how he DESTROYS her in sport and how his tits are bigger, among other things


were you being naughty, lad?

30b20e  No.380226


ye we had the weirdest hailstorm earlier too tbh

happend twice in two very short bursts but it was sunny the whole time

f3fd2a  No.380227


God is displeased with you for being a naughty boi

b35ede  No.380228

File: 5f93fd3c5fae517⋯.png (683.44 KB, 975x1400, 39:56, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh no!

134d07  No.380229




I had just finished an x files episode about a dumb psycho hick that could control lightning before it happened. Was propa spooky.

28c6aa  No.380230


>tfw no model sister to lick


sure you weren't dreaming, lad?

134d07  No.380231

28c6aa  No.380232

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b35ede  No.380233

>that twist in the latest Jojo chapter.

Ah! No! Say it ain't so. He was my favourite.

840a0d  No.380234

File: 89911df4ba47de7⋯.png (147.14 KB, 221x320, 221:320, ClipboardImage.png)

b35ede  No.380235


Aw the poor ginger one. Leave it alone. It doesn't know. Black and white doesn't give a fuck.

28c6aa  No.380236


quite impressive how quickly and far it got from the couch kek

183227  No.380237

made a mistake lads accidentally wanked

was doing so well

feel even worse because one of the sermons was about temptation

failed because i became idle,if i had gone shopping like i should have i doubt whether i'd have done it, been feelin pretty bad at times, but also pretty good, like a mixture of both extremes

doesnt help i could hear the lesbos this morning

just want energy to get back into doing stuff smh

28c6aa  No.380238

File: a8dd06c4ae0dc80⋯.png (105.94 KB, 217x363, 217:363, ClipboardImage.png)


28c6aa  No.380239


I-I'm sure he's just pretending, lad


I'm sorry, lad

>go to bed

>tomorrow I'll get shit done

>can't sleep

>i'll just wank so I can fall asleep more easily

>wake up completely lethargic


840a0d  No.380240


>one of the sermons

Did you go to church lad?

791637  No.380241


eat some oysters to replenish zinc and don't beat yourself up about it, that doesn't accomplish anything

I think you blow the harm of wanking out of proportion. The main problems of wanking, in order are, in order:

>frequent use of lewd content on the internet to facilitate arousal, which confuses your brain, dampening your sexual reponse to IRL relationships

>zinc depletion via ejaculation; zinc is essential for testosterone synthesis; we need ~15mg per day and you lose ~5mg per ejaculation; oysters have a metric fuckton so if you eat a few of them then you will replenish any zinc lost and fulfill your daily needs; think of them as the antidote for a wank

791637  No.380242

so basically if you wank once a week to IRL dyke moaning and eat oysters afterwards then I think the harm is negligible

183227  No.380243



i met some nice people


yeah it sucks dude, wanking makes me insomniac as well

at least ive been waking up early


it gives me breathing problems and generally makes me feel depressed, i think it effects people different, some people can wank and feel fine but i'm not one of those people

ive yet to be able to find any oysters, what else is good for zinc though?

791637  No.380244


>ive yet to be able to find any oysters, what else is good for zinc though?

other kinds of shellfish, beef, pumpkin seeds. look up sources of zinc

f3fd2a  No.380245


>it gives me breathing problems

you suffer from Asthma lad?

28c6aa  No.380246

File: 9ae6d7181d66063⋯.jpg (18.85 KB, 332x351, 332:351, 9ae6d7181d66063ea71bdc4fb9….jpg)

>tfw masturbated to a kind of ugly girl from middle school (recent pics smh)

>look her up today

>feminist(abortionist), commie, multiculturalist, cares about all injustices all over the globe, environmentalist

>works in the local government, probably the part that takes kids away from parents

what the fuck happened

183227  No.380247


i dont know, maybe, find it difficult to breath through my nose most of the time, also get a "ticking" sound when my heart beats really fast and i can feel my pulse heavy in my neck


i have some prawns and mince[which is probably out of date smh]

all i have is eggs, cheese, yogurt, milk

840a0d  No.380248


What kind of church?

183227  No.380249


it is sad that people can be influenced so easily for the worst



There is only Anglican or Methodist churches here, met the new Methodist minister briefly at jam night on wednesday which was nice

f3fd2a  No.380250


> find it difficult to breath through my nose most of the time

could be nasal polyps - commonly caused by asthma

840a0d  No.380251


Huh, guess you finally put your money where your mouth is

28c6aa  No.380252


>tfw she was one of the girls I thought I could get

not worth the risk with this shit though, even if she just believes all that shit because she needs something to occupy her in her lonely life.

>There is only Anglican or Methodist churches here, met the new Methodist minister briefly at jam night on wednesday which was nice

He's so cool, lads

183227  No.380253


w-what do you mean lad? AMEN!


yes that sounds likely, smh

will have to go to the doctors


just marry her lad, we're all getting older not younger

>He's so cool, lads

who? me? yes, i know

28c6aa  No.380254

thinking of having a second serving of only meat, lad

there is zinc in meat, right?

183227  No.380255



preserve your semen so you can reabsorb the lost zinc

840a0d  No.380256


You were always pro-christian but didn't even go to church

183227  No.380257


yeah but i wouldn't really say I was one though

even now I wouldn't, not until I am baptised and receive communion

28c6aa  No.380258


did the priest hit you up with a girlfriend yet?

183227  No.380259


keek its just old people and families lad

f3fd2a  No.380260

File: e2dffd99b2a68aa⋯.mp4 (2.37 MB, 368x480, 23:30, 9itwmbts4ng21.mp4)

File: 8f28db1e772bb67⋯.png (284.1 KB, 566x349, 566:349, Smug Gabber.PNG)

b35ede  No.380261

Kind of hard to believe in the exact word of the Bible these days, even if you do approve of Christianity and lean toward belief in a God.

f3fd2a  No.380262

File: b0907fdbbee9b56⋯.png (28.72 KB, 485x443, 485:443, SA.png)


[SA screaming in the distance]

b35ede  No.380263


He's larping and he knows it.

791637  No.380264


can't stand it, muh dead kike on a stick and niglet souls

791637  No.380265


being a chr*stcuck post-1960's is a LARP no matter what

f3fd2a  No.380266


Nuh uh lad the only valid interpretation is a literal interpretation *copy pastes some random verse from a sketchy site*

a021b9  No.380267


Austin 3:16

28c6aa  No.380268


certainly one of the families have a daughter of age


yeah just can't make myself believe something like that


what's going on at the end there? Is she retarded?

183227  No.380269


maybe for you, but there are people that do believe it

and i hope to be one of them

there's unironically nothing wrong with making everyone christian

f3fd2a  No.380270


She's gagging and in extreme discomfort I expect

>Is she retarded?

she stuck her tongue at a lizard with famously sharp teeth, yes

183227  No.380271


no, lad.. smh

wish i had a prudish strict prod wife smh

b35ede  No.380272


I don't think there really is though. Otherwise it wouldn't be so easy for so many of them to twist the text to suit themselves. There simply wouldn't be gay Vicars and shit, if even a quarter of all Christians took their religion at all seriously, and weren't just picking a choosing the parts they like.

791637  No.380273


>there's unironically nothing wrong with making everyone christian

that would doom whatever faint hope the white race has because then everyone would be nigger-loving pacifist fags

a "nice" religion in an era of conflict where the main quandry is getting people to HATE for once in their life is the worst possible poison

28c6aa  No.380274

File: 4a70ab20d6770a7⋯.png (498.23 KB, 866x1300, 433:650, ClipboardImage.png)




just looks like they are trying to make it feel guilty by showing it what it did keek

183227  No.380275


nothing wrong with being a good person

you should try it some time


guess it depends on what church you go to though

the average church goer and priest doesnt pick and choose, if there is a gripe to be had its with the people at the top, which quite a lot of people lower in the hierarchy have a problem with


yes.. strict…

a021b9  No.380276



>that image

based and puritan pilled

183227  No.380277


>dress doesnt come down to at least the lower shin


a021b9  No.380278


As long as it's for her husband only it's alright

b35ede  No.380279


All the Church going people I've ever known are more there for the community element that any strict allegiance to the ins and outs of the faith.

If they do have true religious beliefs, they tend to amount to "I believe in God. I think he's a pretty swell guy", which could place them within any region, really. They just stick with superficial elements of the one they inherited from their parents.

28c6aa  No.380280

File: a2d13e62825fe69⋯.png (106.18 KB, 245x180, 49:36, ClipboardImage.png)


>nothing wrong with being a good person

f3fd2a  No.380281



so he needs Jazz?

183227  No.380282



the dress should come down to her ankle

only her hands should be showing

however she should only wear stockings underneath


i dont think the congregation here is big enough to be a real "community"

plenty of other places people can go to for a community tbh, they do genuinely believe in God, they at least believe in the basic principles, but you can't expect the average layperson to care as much about some of these things as a renowned biblical scholar such as yourself

28c6aa  No.380283


keeeeeeeek. googlad


>however she should only wear stockings underneath

the draft to her vagina will give her a cold, lad

28c6aa  No.380284

File: 960f2757da3da66⋯.png (1.58 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, ClipboardImage.png)

>Hey anon, you wanna watch that new Lords Of Chaos kino with me?

b35ede  No.380285


Believing in God and being a good person is just that though. I belove in that much. Doesn't make me a Christian.

183227  No.380286


then i will keep her warm…

791637  No.380287



I don't really mind women dressing like sluts, I like to look. I want them to save themselves for marriage 'cause non-virgin women are vile and every man deserves a pure lass, but it'd be boring if they all covered everything up. Showing off their stuff while they have it never hurt anyone, just gives us hard-working men a treat to brighten our day


she should be my gf

f3fd2a  No.380288


>us hard-working men



4de78f  No.380289


cellulite smh

183227  No.380290


*licks lips*

791637  No.380291


she's not fat though, all her thicc just goes to her bum

rather it go to her rack but that's still great

619de8  No.380292


yeah you convinced me 0/10


a021b9  No.380293


Such is life

183227  No.380294

*watches sips videos to make me feel better*

f3fd2a  No.380295



that Yogscast guy?

183227  No.380296

f3fd2a  No.380297


they still going or is he solo now?

183227  No.380298


they are still going

think he just does mostly solo stuff tho

he was always one of the better ones

b35ede  No.380299

Miss early Game Grumps, tbh. Jon's too pure for this world.

619de8  No.380300

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>the golden age

619de8  No.380301

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>7 years

where did my life go

183227  No.380302

forgive me

30b20e  No.380303

File: fd323a773fb0c83⋯.jpg (58.23 KB, 507x499, 507:499, tumblr_plm3ofVZFX1rsfpydo1….jpg)

>dorshit thinks that in order to be a good person you can't hate anyone and have to give up the future of your entire race, culture and nation

30b20e  No.380304

if you do not love deeply and also hate deeply you are fooling yourself into being an incomplete human being

b35ede  No.380305

File: 32f79be31105ef1⋯.webm (4.91 MB, 462x360, 77:60, gg.webm)

Crazy how much internet gaming culture changed in just a few years, eh?

183227  No.380306


where did I say you can't hate anyone? Being a good person is a noble goal

what are you even doing for the "future" of your race? but i guess you are the most wise and intelligent poster on this board, right

619de8  No.380307


Arin was always a faggot but he's become so open about his progressive politics smh

>Jontron and Arin playing of each other trying to be clever, sometimes jokes fall flat but it's okay as other times you get some real laffs

>now Dan and Arin awkwardly laugh at everything like they are a laugh track


619de8  No.380308

File: bab5d8eacdce841⋯.png (545.15 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, ClipboardImage.png)

>Dorshite caught her

183227  No.380309


i'm bald now, lad

going to grow my beard though

a021b9  No.380310


based and chokepilled

791637  No.380311


define "being a good person". like what the fuck does that even mean?

I like to think of myself as a good person- I like to help people, I don't normally like to make people feel bad, I love animals and care about muh race and muh heritage/art and muh environment. I hate other races, the government, shit bulls, libtards, chr*stcucks, fags, normalfags, ball sports, I could go on


>i'm bald now


183227  No.380312

>i like to help people

>but also hate nearly everyone


b35ede  No.380313


>remembering when /v/ like Arin, but I always like Jon

I was always too smart for them.

f3fd2a  No.380314

File: d4b29f81452105f⋯.png (752.67 KB, 640x853, 640:853, ClipboardImage.png)

based welfare state

619de8  No.380315


Keek. I was the same way at first, because I projected unto Arin as it was obvious how insecure and a bad loser he was smh

619de8  No.380316


keeek what the fuck. Is that you, lid?

619de8  No.380317

>tfw my bosswoman who drives the newspaper routes has parcels lying around in the van that should have been delivered weeks ago but she never delivered them because she couldn't find the proper mailbox

f3fd2a  No.380318


nah lid I never had disability bennies

15a1c1  No.380319


>when help for foreigners is more important (comes first in sentence) than assistance for the deaf

15a1c1  No.380320


Where's my newspaper?

183227  No.380321


hello diddums

183227  No.380322

oh yeah i got a banjo

its pretty fun

619de8  No.380323

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


It's still weekend… for 3 hours

619de8  No.380324

File: f4e23a443593d57⋯.png (563.97 KB, 780x439, 780:439, ClipboardImage.png)


I like that game

15a1c1  No.380325


Hello Dorset pal.


Play something!


Give me something cool to say to bossman tomorrow because I'm getting more and more on his nerves.

f3fd2a  No.380326

will Wess ever return?

791637  No.380327


probably, his post embargo's never last

183227  No.380328



i believe there is a problem with the nut, i have messed around with the rod and bridge but still a little problem but it sounds fine on the lower frets

b35ede  No.380329


The implication being that being foreign is a bigger disability than actual disability?

b35ede  No.380330



f3fd2a  No.380331

File: e98bf23182cd1d6⋯.png (434.02 KB, 677x400, 677:400, Woight in tha middle a the….png)

>got a jerb

>bennies office still want me to attend jobseekers meeting next week

619de8  No.380332


>Give me something cool to say to bossman tomorrow because I'm getting more and more on his nerves.

"please don't have a cow"

30b20e  No.380333


>yank says christianity is bad because it encourages only love and is part of the reason we're in this mess

>your only response is "ackshually um you should be a good person and the way to do that is be a christian"

>what are you even doing for the "future" of your race?

hell of a lot more than you mate, i'm not still a neet who literally can't stop fucking whackering.

one has to start with self improvement and if drinking only water, cold showers, getting a job, learning self defence, practicing archery, running twice a week and cycling just as often isn't enough then I don't know what is but you are the very last person who has any right to question whether or not i'm doing anything for my race, you greasy manlet

791637  No.380334

File: 11fc75057dac0de⋯.jpg (14.95 KB, 354x360, 59:60, femkekkk.jpg)


>practicing archery

183227  No.380335


ok mate

why do you have to be so hateful? you dont even know what I do so you have no right to judge

it was an honest question and you took it the wrong way, because you have a flaw in your character

619de8  No.380336

File: ccaa80863bf87a4⋯.png (2.18 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ccaa80863bf87a45b83ce9fd08….png)


any last words, chump?

15a1c1  No.380337


Super cool message bro, but not for his eyes.


>the nut

What is this?


Keek well they 'disable' the country more so than the deaf.

4a01d8  No.380338

File: e84a278bf671bfb⋯.png (121.56 KB, 1328x764, 332:191, e84a278bf671bfbe03d457e628….png)


>any last words, chump?

you're the BEST!!!

4a01d8  No.380339

File: 13c7d7eecafd334⋯.png (9.91 KB, 240x232, 30:29, 9c0890f00a8e4d4807462d9821….png)


Oh, it's her

15a1c1  No.380340

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



183227  No.380341


not very good got post-wank finger tremors but here you go


4a01d8  No.380342

File: 7f0107740c074d6⋯.png (40.37 KB, 849x1032, 283:344, BECOMEwhoyouare.png)


didnt' watch that

30b20e  No.380343


>what are you even doing for the "future" of your race? but i guess you are the most wise and intelligent poster on this board, right

yeah totally just an "honest question" no passive aggression here at all no siree


what do you practice? anything? yeah sure laugh at the guy who's actually trying to follow his ancestors' traditions

fuck's sake

183227  No.380344


getting really angry only shows how flawed you really are, no amount of archery practice can improve your irrational anger on the internet

30b20e  No.380345


yeah i took it the "wrong way" totally because i have a 'flaw in my character' (everyone has flaws anyway, chucklefuck) and totally not because it was a fucking stupid thing of you to say, coming from your position

619de8  No.380346


>Super cool message bro, but not for his eyes.

thank you




>taking the arrow for spic

lad nooo


LEAVE The Poster Formerly Known As Bins ALONE

b35ede  No.380347

Haha. Time to watch Blake's 7.

183227  No.380348




a021b9  No.380349

File: 4e51989989f29bd⋯.jpg (2.89 MB, 3328x4992, 2:3, 4e51989989f29bd45f0172a1c8….jpg)

30b20e  No.380350


sure, you can be smiling and joyous as europe and england is overrun by violent monkeys and those who are supposed to be your allies accuse you of not doing enough whilst they sit in their room all day and pleasure themselves

you're sick in the head

f3fd2a  No.380351

File: c4add8995ad5e3b⋯.png (194.33 KB, 400x388, 100:97, ClipboardImage.png)

>accidentally overcooked my steak to rare/medium-rare

b35ede  No.380352

File: 5a202230ea2cbd6⋯.png (815.71 KB, 1874x760, 937:380, ClipboardImage.png)

The comfy posting

183227  No.380353


>you of anyone calling people sick in the heaad


sort your shit out mate, doing all those things evidently hasn't helped you :]

30b20e  No.380354


>having webpages zoomed in that far

should've gone to specsavers lad

183227  No.380355




b35ede  No.380356


Unironically, probably.

30b20e  No.380357

File: 6a5c13aaf3c7bf6⋯.gif (2.07 MB, 512x338, 256:169, 6a5c13aaf3c7bf6844134dee6a….gif)

>dorset of all people actually telling me to sort my shit out

this weekend couldn't get any better

840a0d  No.380358


>trying to follow his ancestors' traditions

Would probably be better to just to join a rifle or clay pigeon club and git gud with guns tbh

30b20e  No.380359


yeah it's not quite the fine dining you would know, which is probably doritos and reheated pizza

183227  No.380360


you get irrationally angry at people on the internet

you're not going to make it, buddy


619de8  No.380361


me getting out of the chair tbh

4a01d8  No.380362

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sadbins.png)


>tfw cruelty to innocent The Poster Formerly Known As Bins

619de8  No.380363

619de8  No.380364

File: 49f5bc94531a41e⋯.png (24.6 KB, 135x135, 1:1, 49f5bc94531a41e383a156f861….png)

>it's a poster feud episode

30b20e  No.380365



read >>380350

totally not worth getting angry over, goy!

b35ede  No.380366

File: a91e7ae5ff4bcf6⋯.png (555.13 KB, 816x618, 136:103, ClipboardImage.png)

At what point in the future are clothes supposed to get this stylish anyway?

4a01d8  No.380367

File: d7d9dd4c925c4c4⋯.png (59.17 KB, 1284x1017, 428:339, d7d9dd4c925c4c447065d186f9….png)


>>taking the arrow for spic

what? nobody said anything about arrows?

anyway, id be safe because i know you'd jump in front of me to save me from the arrows


f3fd2a  No.380368


keek you beat me to it lad

183227  No.380369


I probably have a better diet than you tbh

>being so salty you deny (yous

christ lad honestly

30b20e  No.380370


civic fencie should've been in master and commander tbh

it's only a 9/10 without him

840a0d  No.380371


About the time we finally invent hover cars tbh

30b20e  No.380372


i very, very, very much doubt that

b35ede  No.380373

File: 9b548819a5424cc⋯.png (526.44 KB, 823x615, 823:615, ClipboardImage.png)

Future tunics for everyone.

f3fd2a  No.380374

I guess cooking steak doesn't involve enough compulsive masturbation for Dorshit's taste

b35ede  No.380375

File: 9224f6146a7ed99⋯.png (504.03 KB, 874x646, 23:17, ClipboardImage.png)

And dildo guns.

4a01d8  No.380376

File: e463d0fcc7acdfa⋯.png (146.23 KB, 1100x1100, 1:1, pepefit.png)

>pre-workout, feel tired, stiff, achey, tense, think about putting off workout until tomorrow as don't want to pull a muscle and injure myslef

>post-workout, feel energised, pain-free, awake, happy, like could do even more exercise

if I felt as good before workout out, i'd probably work out a lot more tbh

4a01d8  No.380377



lad, why not stick it on rabbit, and we can all watch with you?

183227  No.380378


my diet consists mainly of burgers, pork steaks, cheese, yogurt, tomatoes, blueberries with a few other things


its a horrible thing

spend energy to gain energy

mad innit

30b20e  No.380379


maybe, but it's more expensive, and there aren't any near me that i know of

also, politicans, policemen and niggers can hear you when you fire at them in minecraft if you use firearms, but not so with a bow [in minecraft]

30b20e  No.380380

>haha yeah The Poster Formerly Known As Bins i totally relate to you and know what working out feels like haha

4a01d8  No.380381

File: 69ea3ea4b26e39c⋯.jpg (49.23 KB, 574x881, 574:881, 69ea3ea4b26e39c605e0c26101….jpg)


I hate doing that. Feels like such a waste of good meat. You have my condolences lad…

b35ede  No.380382


Well, I'm up to episode 7 now. They're all on Youtube if you want to see them. Maybe we could stream from the start at some point.

f3fd2a  No.380383

File: 1e544266916ca81⋯.png (256.44 KB, 643x537, 643:537, ClipboardImage.png)


>cringes at proper steak

>pork steaks


183227  No.380384

>being this salty

honestly lad, why? people here know i have worked out since february the 13th

840a0d  No.380385


Tbh, love the appetite you get too

183227  No.380386


pork loin steaks are very very nice

619de8  No.380387


of course, lad, and don't worry about me my layers protect me from their sharp points

4a01d8  No.380388

File: 1c80ecfb5cc24ba⋯.gif (29.17 KB, 1162x890, 581:445, fatbrainwojak.gif)


I'm not making "relatable" posts, it honestly really surprised me today. I felt like crap before my work out, was seriously considering putting it off, maybe having a nap instead, but now I feel really fucking good

I'm going to try to remember this for next time that happens (probably next workout day tbh)


it's bloody weird, i've never had it as marked as it was today; utter crap before, really good after

30b20e  No.380389


because you brought this upon yourself, really you did

good job, but it took you that long to actually say you're doing it? genuinely, dorshit lad, if you really are doing so much to improve yourself why don't you tell us what you're doing?

f3fd2a  No.380390


If you lack the skill to cook proper steaks maybe

4a01d8  No.380391

File: ee69e07ffed322b⋯.png (350.29 KB, 3371x2648, 3371:2648, ee69e07ffed322b6ce3303ef50….png)


>of course, lad, and don't worry about me my layers protect me from their sharp points

you're so awesome

30b20e  No.380392


good job lad, but i was only ever talking about dorshit's response to your post

what's your workout like?

proud of you binman

30b20e  No.380393


what do the yellow hats signify?

840a0d  No.380394


>also, politicans, policemen and niggers can hear you when you fire at them in minecraft if you use firearms, but not so with a bow [in minecraft]

>Using bows in modern combat

Lad….. I mean I get it but …. Lad…

4a01d8  No.380395


yes lad, i'd love to watch these with you, get in here


4a01d8  No.380396


idk tbh, it's a 22st thing

don't question his genius

30b20e  No.380397


>people arent allowed to have hobbies

b35ede  No.380398


I'm in the middle of an episode though.

183227  No.380399


I just don't like steak. I am a very good cook though.


Mostly music, weightlifting, working on furniture and getting out a little bit more.

That's all there really is to it. Don't really care bout much else, you're just being a meanie because you don't like that someone you don't like is also improving. Stop trying to drag other people down, chum.

840a0d  No.380400


I didn't say that lad

30b20e  No.380401

File: 5b360e373066b9e⋯.png (299.2 KB, 500x333, 500:333, ClipboardImage.png)

modern military forces do actually unironically use bows in special circumstances btw

4a01d8  No.380402


I don't mind, I've seen the start quite a few times, I reckon I can catch up

30b20e  No.380403


no, what i objected to was the fact that you criticised and questioned me despite the fact that you were not coming from a position with any right to do so, since it is not evident that you were doing anything yourself

i'm not trying to 'drag people down' and you know damn well it's not because you're "also improving" , but in fact because when all the prior evidence I had or lack thereof pointed to the exact opposite

619de8  No.380404


Japanese kindergarten kids wear them, to make them visible and tell people they belong to a nursery school group out in public I guess.

30b20e  No.380405

File: 16d6aaaded43169⋯.jpg (26.69 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 601.jpg)


Why did 22st kill innocent Japanese schoolchildren?

183227  No.380406


I asked an honest question. Not my fault you decided to have a paddy on.

I've posted several times over the last few weeks about things I've done. You're just a newfag peabrain LARPer.

4a01d8  No.380407

File: b9fbba5c3ef2a0c⋯.png (53.4 KB, 762x754, 381:377, fatwojakgoals.png)


>what's your workout like?

dynamic stretches warm up, planking, body weight fitness, free weights, floor exercises for abs, cardio, shadow boxing, then a run

it sounds like quite a lot when I write it all out like that, it usually takes about an hour in total. I started off doing a lot less, I've built up gradually. I sometimes I skip bits though I admit

f3fd2a  No.380408

File: 1e38af23f166aee⋯.png (487.47 KB, 499x493, 499:493, ClipboardImage.png)

619de8  No.380409


because they were bullying The Poster Formerly Known As Bins

4a01d8  No.380410

File: 2fd3976f9ade2e5⋯.png (64.73 KB, 1400x800, 7:4, 2fd3976f9ade2e537616b71bd0….png)


>Why did 22st kill innocent Japanese schoolchildren?

shh, there are some things about him we will never understand, nor are we meant to. It's all part of his majesty

183227  No.380411


*mires you*

4a01d8  No.380412



oh that's why

30b20e  No.380413


no, lad, you were clearly being passive aggressive, any sheep with half a brain cell can see that plain as day. fucking hell.

>You're just a newfag peabrain LARPer.

honestly this is such a retarded thing to say idk where to even begin


damn lad sounds like a good mixture. should probably box against a bag but you're already doing plenty so keep it up.


ah its all okay then. 'tis a just cause

619de8  No.380414

File: 90249a6a5adac17⋯.png (885.25 KB, 647x794, 647:794, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d57d083adb1a411⋯.png (2.4 MB, 1242x2208, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)



619de8  No.380415

183227  No.380416


as opposed to being completely aggressive like you LMAO

stop hating on me youre so petty buddy

183227  No.380417



f3fd2a  No.380418

File: f929c790d3226df⋯.png (96.35 KB, 568x552, 71:69, f929c790d3226dfec211210672….png)

183227  No.380419

*buys fags but only smokes them when drinking*


f3fd2a  No.380420

File: 66af895677f3a85⋯.png (323.7 KB, 2024x3384, 253:423, ClipboardImage.png)

619de8  No.380421


tragic ends and new beginnings

840a0d  No.380422


Fair enough, but the key word is

>special circumstances

It's good you're doing it though, I've got a crossbow I haven't used in ages smh smh

840a0d  No.380423



Art you can get behind

6d9c56  No.380424

File: 02091aafcb0b820⋯.jpg (55.05 KB, 501x600, 167:200, Jewess 504.jpg)

30b20e  No.380425


Maybe one day you'll understand what it's like to feel things strongly and be righteously indignant, if and when you become a more complete man.

Until that day comes I wish you the best of luck.

619de8  No.380426


Thanks boomer dad

4a01d8  No.380427


come to my room when you start the next ep, I'll join from there. I've seen a lot of it before so should be able to catch up with the plot


183227  No.380428

619de8  No.380429

File: 4eacf4297a9763b⋯.png (479.75 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Kay you want this?

15a1c1  No.380430


What is it?

183227  No.380431


did you not like my banjo? smh :(

619de8  No.380432


A jiggy, a puzzle piece

30b20e  No.380433

File: eb24aa12adae019⋯.png (1.1 MB, 736x506, 16:11, ClipboardImage.png)


I know I know I know lad, I'm not legitimately saying I do it because of some idea of me going rambo using a bow, but I thought it unfair to say it's useless as a weapon of war. I mean it kinda worked pretty well for several thousand years and is an integral part of English history.

>It's good you're doing it though

cheers lad, show us your crossbow maybe

4a01d8  No.380434

File: 90445cdb760ecf7⋯.png (193.11 KB, 737x758, 737:758, 90445cdb760ecf7f72522b66c2….png)

>going to make some low carb ice cream

15a1c1  No.380435



It was absolutely beautiful. I love banjos and you played very well.

840a0d  No.380436




>useless as a weapon of war.

Sure, and don't get me wrong it's better than nothing but there's a reason it's become obsolete

>show us your crossbow maybe

Another time lad

619de8  No.380437


You deserve some high carb tbh

4de78f  No.380438

File: 2b0dfa1fee0cb58⋯.webm (2 MB, 340x400, 17:20, spider.webm)

not for the squeamish

619de8  No.380439


think that is fake. Would probably ask my mum to suck it out

619de8  No.380440

File: 6daaf1bae087a25⋯.png (899.93 KB, 1095x730, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

He's gonna get you, lads

4a01d8  No.380441

File: 43610e35084ee8b⋯.png (8.34 KB, 940x922, 470:461, 52a052ec3551910efceed02b45….png)


>high carb

that'd take me out of ketosis though. low carb ice cream is just as nice tbh

30b20e  No.380442


you're a good lad but you don't need to be on ketosis all the time

4de78f  No.380443

do you ever have a clicking noise in your ear when you swallow?

30b20e  No.380444

nvm lad you do what you want king


yeah i've had that before

619de8  No.380445


don't think I've had that

4a01d8  No.380446

File: 94ed5320bb0503e⋯.jpg (27.62 KB, 598x566, 299:283, MhU3g5J.jpg)


yeah, i come out of it probably about every couple of months or so and eat normal food for a few days. But generally i stick to a keto diet, because I enjoy it and it's been helping me lose weight. Also, the process of going back into ketosis after coming out is a bit of a pain in the arse, can feel crappy for a day or so, so I try to avoid that by staying in ketosis most of hte time, just coming out for special occasions, like christmas, easter, birthday or trips to see friends and family etc. I'm so used to being on a keto diet it's not a problem for me at all any more, I'll probably come off properly when I reach my goal weight though, so long as i dont' put it al back on again

4de78f  No.380447



sometimes comes on before I get a cold, or lingers for a few weeks afterwards

134d07  No.380448


>another suspicious forearmlet

30b20e  No.380449



4a01d8  No.380450

File: 4bd61ff301e2144⋯.png (126.87 KB, 861x637, 123:91, 4bd61ff301e2144f9ca5d6a173….png)

619de8  No.380451




if it worries you you should ask your doc I guess

619de8  No.380452



4a01d8  No.380453

File: de328cc2df659fa⋯.png (102.3 KB, 363x296, 363:296, de328cc2df659fa9b06a6bc7f5….png)

>invite doogle to watch blakes 7 in my rabbit room

>he disappears

guess I'm not watching blake's 7 with doogle then…

134d07  No.380454



Look again. She has tiny forearms.

619de8  No.380455


he tried to turn you down politely. I am sorry, lad


Lad that's how things look as they are further away from you and at an angle like that smh

4a01d8  No.380456


>he tried to turn you down politely.

yeah he did, didn't he

I'm in the mood to watch something, now I dont' know what to watch

619de8  No.380457


I've got work in an hour sorry lad

4a01d8  No.380458

File: 1bed754f6519d5f⋯.png (10.21 KB, 503x408, 503:408, 457c0d7fbca52854f2bf755e17….png)

>watching Guardians Of The Galaxy with the fucking normies again

4de78f  No.380459

File: 0fbc4a315892e95⋯.png (2.31 MB, 2203x1312, 2203:1312, ClipboardImage.png)

comfy gaming time

619de8  No.380460


poor lad

619de8  No.380461

we'll watch alita as soon as a good version comes out

4a01d8  No.380462

File: 224739e881601d3⋯.jpg (69.13 KB, 1080x844, 270:211, 224739e881601d30d57b2d94f6….jpg)


I just caught the end, now somethign else is playing, a film called The Crazies. not even sure if I want to watch it,

fucking normies reeeeeeeeeeeeee

791637  No.380463

got my nose x-rayed and it's fine, good


>my diet consists mainly of burgers

good lad


if only wordfilters applied to file names



>automatic BB gun

>sword, machete, or "zombie knife"

>mitsubishi (hollow out an egg, fill it with pepper powder, broken glass, whatever)



>blunt instrument with spikes jammed into it

for a bow to be a useful weapon takes many years of practice, it's impractical for modern times

4a01d8  No.380464

e5492e  No.380465


Gud boi lad, post network map

134d07  No.380466


I know what foreshortening is. Even taking that into account, she is a forearmlet. Honestly I think I am too. It's superior 4+% nandy admixture. Early modern homos get out of my Eurasia. Roooo.

134d07  No.380467


I saw the crazies yesrs ago. Found it a bit dull tbh.

4a01d8  No.380468


yeah, i'm bored of it already

30b20e  No.380469


was going to go and watch it in the cinema this week tbh

but if you can get a good version ill happily join, if i can avoid paying for a kike to fuck a 9 year old on his yacht then i will


i already have a sword, several sticks and several knives in minecraft lad. a bb gun can't kill people, even a 30lb bow [i have 40lb limbs] can

e5492e  No.380470

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh intellectual Bulgarian

619de8  No.380471


lad what are you talking about. Do you mean wristlet? never heard forearmlet

4de78f  No.380472

File: 782b36ce3aaf935⋯.png (2.71 MB, 2560x1400, 64:35, ClipboardImage.png)


early days but managed to pay off that loan

30b20e  No.380473

also BB guns are literally more legislated than bows even though they can't kill you and bows can. didn't have to do anything to buy or use mine, i can stockpile as many arrows as I want and I have far more plausible deniability if I were ever questioned by police and they found them because far more people in this country do archery as a hobby than shooting.

additionally, the kinds of rifles you do sport shooting with are not going to be a match for automatic rifles that the police and military use anyway so it's hardly worth the effort.

>bows take a lot of practice and skill to be effective with

yes, i enjoy learning and developing new skills as it improves me as a human being

e5492e  No.380474


>paid off his loan with only 3 trains





30b20e  No.380475

File: 3c41443a4ce01f6⋯.png (219.77 KB, 500x1025, 20:41, ClipboardImage.png)

ships have weird names for size classes tbh

30b20e  No.380476

night lads

4de78f  No.380477


income can fund new expansion

619de8  No.380478


nigh lid

134d07  No.380479


That's because I invented it. Smh.

791637  No.380480

619de8  No.380481


well I don't see it, but now I want to see yours

4de78f  No.380482



mine's about 12 inches

134d07  No.380483


Cba taking a picture but my forearm not counting the hand is the same length as the other part of the arm. Other peoples tend to be a little longer in the forearm. I've also never been able to bowl over arm. Don't have a grug brow or developed wisdom teeth so I'm still a puny modern homo, I guess. Smdh.

791637  No.380484


I have a grug brow, I have high Neanderthal %

619de8  No.380485


>big anglo cock


won't believe you without a pic lad smh

driving to work nwo, later lads

134d07  No.380486


Should add, Neanderthal shoulders apparently would've made it difficult for them to throw overarm, or so I remember hearing.

4de78f  No.380487

File: aec067d3007def4⋯.jpg (69.22 KB, 634x423, 634:423, 10807860-0-image-a-3_15522….jpg)

d275b0  No.380488

File: a1afd733597bcb2⋯.jpg (17.28 KB, 480x360, 4:3, nerrd.jpg)



dude you're like, obsessed


If you think I'm 'contrarian' for no reason, you don't know me tbh


A Portman for every occasion



Went there once, was grim

b0298c  No.380489

File: b294f07932407d6⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

watched x man days of future past lads

d275b0  No.380490


I still can't make sense of it, 5 years after I watched it

It's a reboot right? Where tf is the timeline now?

b0298c  No.380491

File: 64b167adf375387⋯.png (212.48 KB, 330x412, 165:206, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7f16ddacbfec8ef⋯.png (427.77 KB, 534x712, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>fassbender and hugh jackman have big noses

getting a poster of them both. bn PRIDE

b0298c  No.380492


i didnt know what the fuck was going on either why was magneto evil

d275b0  No.380493


Yeah he was good in the later timeline (which came out of nowhere wtf, where did this apocalypse come from) but goes evil again in the later one… for no reason?

I haven't seen an X Men film since, which is a shame because First Class was good

4a01d8  No.380494



it's really not that complicated tbh

they send wolverine's mind back in time to an earlier version of his body, so that he can stop the creation of the sentinels, giant robots which are created to destroy the mutants, but end up turning against all humanity. And they succeed. The end.

b0298c  No.380495


but they are created and they free magneto who then controls them but then mystique shoots magneto and then walking talking stephen hawking mind controls him somehow at the end or something ???

2032f3  No.380496

See how /monarchy/ reacts to this shit.

b0298c  No.380497


tbf you can keep the monarchy and replace the monarch

d275b0  No.380498


I get that, what I don't understand is how this affects the past and future films, the timeline is fucked up now

b0298c  No.380499

File: ee3de126c0f0383⋯.png (392.14 KB, 648x431, 648:431, ClipboardImage.png)

4a01d8  No.380500


> the timeline is fucked up now

yeah, the timeline is fucked up now, which is partly why all the later films are shit. They basically wrecked the continuity that we know; the film works in itself, but leave the new future totally uncertain


they change the past using mind based time travel. they avoid the terrible future where humanity is enslaved but we don't know what's going to happen from now on

X men is basically shit now

b0298c  No.380501

File: 2d05edcf50c9ac9⋯.jpg (68.62 KB, 500x615, 100:123, IMG_20190206_210259.jpg)

Night pembs

6f9b58  No.380502

File: 0f73624a5ea6a2c⋯.webm (12.41 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 20190311_011240.webm)

hullo lads

please find attached to this post a quick guide on /newbrit/ merchandising and your advertising future


6f9b58  No.380503

bees knees fella

b35ede  No.380504

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Pretty anim. Story seems a bit retarded so far though.

4de78f  No.380505

File: c5756d9b713f905⋯.jpg (143.23 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 1551548203827.jpg)

morning lads

ffd369  No.380506


bees knees


morning you look very powerful lad

f3fd2a  No.380507

File: 1b16c220abc74c6⋯.mp4 (1.23 MB, 360x360, 1:1, sdf.mp4)


Pfft you call that autism?

f3fd2a  No.380508

File: ac81f7362dd3b16⋯.mp4 (3.96 MB, 614x768, 307:384, blackmandiesinside.mp4)


b35ede  No.380509

love her to bits, I wanna kiss her on the lips

cf03cc  No.380510

>throat is sore

>I am getting sick

this is the punishment for being a good boy I guess

cf03cc  No.380511


>pillow on his lap


cf03cc  No.380512

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh gobby

f3fd2a  No.380513

File: 8f44235a72298f8⋯.png (241.55 KB, 553x438, 553:438, ClipboardImage.png)

cf03cc  No.380514

cf03cc  No.380515

File: 293029db3bb390b⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1298x800, 649:400, ClipboardImage.png)

Good lad's been drinking a lot of bepsi the last few days just to cut them

184e96  No.380516

File: 8c9525f8bdaa2f0⋯.jpg (21.08 KB, 720x364, 180:91, 8c9525f8bdaa2f0ad2868f5fe1….jpg)


oh no lad, it sounds like you are getting the thing I had

get yourself to bed, drink lots of fluids, eat plenty, take vitamins if you can, and paracetamol if the pain gets too much. Best thing you can do is rest

cf03cc  No.380517

File: 1f435eff69faf75⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 802.29 KB, 614x768, 307:384, ClipboardImage.png)

Gonna fight for Israel, goy?

cf03cc  No.380518

File: a8bd6eecceb0193⋯.png (20.93 KB, 750x408, 125:68, TBBK KISSU.png)


Thanks, lad

cf03cc  No.380519

File: 099c424718f80ce⋯.jpg (14.82 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 099c424718f80ce4918fcaa01a….jpg)

feel ill, lads

47b471  No.380520

File: 9fa307f218fed8f⋯.jpg (38.3 KB, 505x640, 101:128, 9fa307f218fed8f884a1f8be14….jpg)


based and jewpilled

f3fd2a  No.380521


uh oh no work no pay lad

184e96  No.380522

File: 23959b36d15a5e9⋯.jpeg (40.34 KB, 1024x962, 512:481, 23959b36d15a5e9bcd9d7e114….jpeg)


you need to tell your boss asap or he will be annoyed that you don't come in to work laster

b42f45  No.380523


nah can deliver newspapers even when sick, just that there is extra many tonight, and tomorrow we'll have it really windy smh

b42f45  No.380524

File: 3538d235f8c65a9⋯.jpg (40.79 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 3538d235f8c65a9ad4f3a14242….jpg)

>taco is too hot to eat

might be the worst day of my life, lads

b42f45  No.380525

File: c09a6dbb3edbfa4⋯.png (70.11 KB, 302x205, 302:205, ClipboardImage.png)

f3fd2a  No.380526

File: 8b72172ecf6dd5f⋯.jpg (64.98 KB, 960x674, 480:337, Puglads Childhood.jpg)


b35ede  No.380527

File: 4ba8011a40358db⋯.png (8.07 KB, 422x342, 211:171, stone cold motherfucker.png)

184e96  No.380528

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sadbins.png)


y-you watching Blakes 7 later?

b42f45  No.380529

File: 972dd40b6a47e2b⋯.png (64.81 KB, 1284x1017, 428:339, ClipboardImage.png)


The Poster Formerly Known As Bins WATCH OUT

b35ede  No.380530


Could do, if you like. Had engagements yesterday.

184e96  No.380531

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, c556b5c2655f5e75acbabe2699….png)


oh no! not while you're ill!

b42f45  No.380532


Bloodletting worked in the middle ages, I am sure it works now too

184e96  No.380533

File: 23959b36d15a5e9⋯.jpeg (40.34 KB, 1024x962, 512:481, 23959b36d15a5e9bcd9d7e114….jpeg)


>Bloodletting worked in the middle ages,

I-I don't think it really worked, it just made people more ill

184e96  No.380534


>Could do, if you like. Had engagements yesterday.

what sort of time would fit around your schedule?

b42f45  No.380535

File: 5a6e9b94ff71db6⋯.png (12.59 KB, 419x395, 419:395, ClipboardImage.png)


>it just made people more ill

now I feel more ill as even the placebo effect is removed

184e96  No.380536


go to bed, eat food, have hot drink, vitamins, and paracetamol

3c9a6f  No.380537

File: ac9eac8881f1257⋯.jpeg (47.82 KB, 657x527, 657:527, D9695B90-2550-48DE-9C87-4….jpeg)


I diagnose terminal cooties.

3c9a6f  No.380538

Your next line will be “oh it’s her”

184e96  No.380539

File: 25f129dac117fb5⋯.jpg (70.77 KB, 1199x873, 1199:873, 25f129dac117fb5882c6e18a10….jpg)


I bet she's the one that made him ill!

b42f45  No.380540

Oh it's her

3c9a6f  No.380541

File: 2ce9174d1ccd7cf⋯.jpeg (53.8 KB, 720x842, 360:421, 165724F4-1764-4B48-B033-2….jpeg)

He sent me his tinder profile and I tweaked it a little and sent it back. He got a thot to come over and she gave him aids or something.

b42f45  No.380542

File: fc826a5d5bc7e67⋯.jpg (31.69 KB, 656x555, 656:555, fc826a5d5bc7e676918382eaff….jpg)


You're right!

I guess it really is punishment from ruining an autists sleep.

>send message at night, she'll see it in the morning

>suddenly her Bongo Bongo Land status goes from offline to red

>i woke her up

>she can't turn it off

Just took two vitamin bears, they taste kind of sweet too. fatwojakblushing.jpg


I am sure I wouldn't attract an AIDS-ridden whore on a profile you tweaked

b35ede  No.380543


I dunno. There's a good chance family will rope me into watching TV with them for half the night again, because that's what they do. Don't really like to commit to these things. If you want to start watching with the other lads, I'll drop in if I'm around.

3c9a6f  No.380544

File: a6a5f00bb69ec61⋯.jpeg (142.7 KB, 815x927, 815:927, 0D6FC5D9-AED4-4154-92B1-4….jpeg)


Idk lad that thot filter picture you sent was pretty kawaii

b42f45  No.380545

File: 02de71442d8ba93⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.82 MB, 1108x1378, 554:689, ClipboardImage.png)

Damn, she grew up

b42f45  No.380546


1% filter, 99% me

3c9a6f  No.380547


I don’t believe you

b42f45  No.380548


I only care about The Poster Formerly Known As Bins' opinion tbh

3c9a6f  No.380549


Has he seen it?

cf03cc  No.380550

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


Yes, I showed the lad most paranoid about Bongo Bongo Land a pic on Bongo Bongo Land. for the autists that didn't catch that that was sarcasm.

But I am sure he would believe me either way as he is a truefriend and a goodlad.

184e96  No.380551

File: 006ed3d03ca953b⋯.jpg (21.9 KB, 399x325, 399:325, 006ed3d03ca953bc8f69b08959….jpg)

15a1c1  No.380552


You had animal ears.

53b7b8  No.380553


Ask yourself just how big a % of your body weight your ears are. I guess you have elephant ears though

184e96  No.380554

File: d2f4675313da20a⋯.png (141.57 KB, 500x394, 250:197, d2f4675313da20a02f2a94d3b0….png)


>I guess it really is punishment from ruining an autists sleep.

she's probably used her evil female vagina magic to put a spell on you

now we have to find the cure to ward off her smelly feminine powers

53b7b8  No.380555

>tfw want to link things from the jazz general but some of it is just too disgusting

f3fd2a  No.380556


do it lad

184e96  No.380557


these trips indicate that you should do it, since it's in the spirit of knowledge and honest enquiry

15a1c1  No.380558


I have been informed by many people that I have tiny ears.

53b7b8  No.380559

File: 40198e8cfb3e551⋯.png (41.49 KB, 1063x357, 1063:357, ClipboardImage.png)


You asked tbh



15a1c1  No.380560

File: 23f0a9b98f1d832⋯.png (1002.18 KB, 1024x1276, 256:319, ClipboardImage.png)


*coughs on you*

53b7b8  No.380561

File: e2881f50144eb8d⋯.png (403.77 KB, 728x546, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

*rubs finger across the grimy vagina and smells it*

wombyn do this?


your ears are hidden by your hair.. just barely

f3fd2a  No.380562

File: e242c2abc1f1b81⋯.png (362.13 KB, 477x625, 477:625, ClipboardImage.png)

53b7b8  No.380563


keek. goodlad

can't find the smelly vagina flaps comic smh

53b7b8  No.380564

File: 5b89020d72680b5⋯.png (330.99 KB, 728x546, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>when your vagina smells like cat food

f3fd2a  No.380565

File: 089c0d59ac92a6f⋯.png (40 KB, 595x211, 595:211, ClipboardImage.png)

perpetual laughter machine status: activated

53b7b8  No.380566

File: 2984af966077283⋯.png (42.4 KB, 407x200, 407:200, ClipboardImage.png)


top fucking kek even google is in on the bullying

f3fd2a  No.380567

File: 8899f1b5b354e00⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 640x559, 640:559, 0d.jpg)

840a0d  No.380568


The absolute depravity fucking hell

840a0d  No.380569

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Jive

184e96  No.380570

File: b7f996807a4c71c⋯.jpg (117.45 KB, 1067x650, 1067:650, b7f996807a4c71c900dadd728f….jpg)


>employs luminous anti-thot shield

you have no power here, womyn!

b42f45  No.380571

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

9ebfcd  No.380572


are you an ass man, lad?

b42f45  No.380573


I'm a vagina man

184e96  No.380574

File: 36c8ce00aa45be2⋯.jpg (62.57 KB, 1024x776, 128:97, lawrenceofficespace.jpg)


hi lad.

b42f45  No.380575

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Civic fencer making sure to get how brown pupils in frame

184e96  No.380576

File: b6cb1f1a528a32f⋯.png (67.08 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, boobs-butt-and-feet-comic.png)


nobody is a vagina man lad, you have to be tits, arse, or a legs man. Tummies in some case. But don't say feet or inflation, and don't say vagina

b42f45  No.380577

wish he filmed him teaching more tbh

184e96  No.380578

File: 424ff2851dddc76⋯.jpg (93.75 KB, 1200x997, 1200:997, 424ff2851dddc76aeffd755840….jpg)


*gets you a hot lemon and an extra pillow*

b42f45  No.380579


kek thank you lad, never actually had hot lemon tbh. Won't I burn my tongue?

9ebfcd  No.380580

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


hi, lad


feet are delicious

840a0d  No.380581


>Spic singlehandedly proving the accuracy of that comic

9ebfcd  No.380582

File: 9119f031277fd87⋯.png (225.73 KB, 500x864, 125:216, hot blonde pepe.png)

tits>everything tho

15a1c1  No.380583

File: 12f248e5e3fc0a4⋯.png (508.2 KB, 941x866, 941:866, ClipboardImage.png)

>middle aged manager posts on work social network about Captain Marvel and shilling it

>guy from another department whose most likely never had any contact with him replies to post with "did you like it because she's hot, blonde and athletic?"

>another guy writes a post about the manager liking it because she's a strong woman, enjoys the dynamic with the Nick Furious, and because she's a "feminist icon"

I don't know who is more delusional.

b42f45  No.380584




and god that is awful

b42f45  No.380585


imagine reducing yourself to a shill for a giant corporation

840a0d  No.380586


>Hot girl

>Drool over her feet

I will never understand it

4de78f  No.380587

File: 01a79ad8e41bb1e⋯.jpg (15.17 KB, 600x315, 40:21, UBWiC1X.jpg)

9ebfcd  No.380588


yeah I hate the tattoo, disgracing her precious smooth golden flesh

183227  No.380589


>work social network

what even is this

b42f45  No.380590


femdom maybe, they want to lick their dirty cracked soles

183227  No.380591

>the way spic salivates over normal northern european women


15a1c1  No.380592

File: f9328cd917ac8c2⋯.png (356.95 KB, 1652x988, 413:247, ClipboardImage.png)


It's called 'Yammer'. Like Facebook but for work. I got an email from the CEO telling me to join so I could hardly say no. I just browse it when I'm bored and PM the prince over it. Bossman can't stalk it like he does emails.

b42f45  No.380593


oh… that is not so bad. I thought you joined actual facebook

183227  No.380594


it sounds stupid

like you

4de78f  No.380595

b42f45  No.380596


glad to see you're back to your good old self, lad

15a1c1  No.380597


I want to pick on you like I would a snotty little brother.

9ebfcd  No.380598

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I wouldn't want them to be dirty or cracked, personally. Clean and smooth, maybe just a lil bit of a smell, like she just worked out and then peeled her sweaty socks off. I like to think that it would smell like a popular cheese from whatever country she's from, like if she's a beaner then Monterry Jack for example



that girl is a total 10, anybody would salivate over her



183227  No.380599


and i would sneak into your room and sniff your panties and cum in them, and when the cum dries you'd wear them


i-its a minor setback…i hate idleness but i dont know what to do

its killing me

15a1c1  No.380600


I am able to determine when my knickers are not clean, you know. I could just put them back in the wash.

b42f45  No.380601


I'd file their heels and have the skin flakes fall straight into your mouth, lad


well killing yourself would be something to do, as opposed to idleness

9ebfcd  No.380602


>tfw no big sister to panty raid



183227  No.380603


but thats a mortal sin, lad


well your knickers are not clean all the time tbh, with you leaking your vaginal fluids

183227  No.380604

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Chuck Roast Skewers Smoked On The Pit Barrel Cooker

184e96  No.380605


>Won't I burn my tongue?

no, it's not that hot, only as hot as a cup of coffee

b35ede  No.380606


Tell them to stop watching films for children.

b42f45  No.380607


but cups of coffee can burn my tongue… are you trying to trick me again, lad?

15a1c1  No.380608

File: 9be6a1b74c11fa0⋯.png (230.15 KB, 1059x595, 1059:595, 1552309483476.png)

File: 4d7aac58863c6c7⋯.jpg (201.62 KB, 892x751, 892:751, 1552311905937.jpg)

Love these.

b42f45  No.380609


what are they?

183227  No.380610

>boneless fillet

>still find several bones


b42f45  No.380611


>not swallowing the fish whole with its face facing you

9ebfcd  No.380612

File: 0e222094366aab0⋯.jpg (61.67 KB, 500x618, 250:309, 0e222094366aab04525634d3e9….jpg)


>choosing boneless

no wonder why you ended up 5'5

184e96  No.380613

File: d31496fa3c8e951⋯.png (14.29 KB, 626x526, 313:263, e87747673841a5f7d8eeeee1ab….png)


*puts some cold filtered water in your hot lemon to make sure it won't burn you at all*

there, it's just a warm lemon now, it will soothe your poorly throat lad

183227  No.380614


think i should really get a filter, the tap water makes my throat feel awful


*swallows you*

b42f45  No.380615


aww thank you sweetie, but no thanks I feel like a lemon would actually dry out my throat smh. You can have it, lad, even dip it in some sugar if you like

184e96  No.380616

File: 6afb96ff956dd0f⋯.jpg (4.06 KB, 225x225, 1:1, britawaterfilter.jpg)


>think i should really get a filter, the tap water makes my throat feel awful

You can get those water filter jugs

15a1c1  No.380617


First is Chris Watts'. He killed his pregnant wife and daughters. His neighbour (Pepe) recorded extremely important evidence on his CCTV.

Here he is loading the bodies:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUZfTJZxi-s

Here is the neighbour reporting his findings:


Second is from a police interview for a guy who murdered a woman. He appeared on TV to give an interview about her disappearance and it was revealed on air to him that they had found a body. Clearly had hadn't disposed of her well.


9ebfcd  No.380618



I have a three stage filter, goes like 'bone char-carbon block-bone char'. Wasn't that expensive. Letting the water sit in plastic kinda defeats the purpose of filtration.

b42f45  No.380619


What the fuck. Why would the neighbour show him?

Where do you even find this. It's so specific

184e96  No.380620

File: bfebf0120fb2a3a⋯.png (72.85 KB, 750x394, 375:197, VaginalFBMeme-01.png)


>i just can't stand the smell of these posts

184e96  No.380621


true, I should look into getting a glass jug one

15a1c1  No.380622


I'm not sure why the neighbour showed him. Maybe to try to get a confession/reaction?


This is a video of when they examined the house and there's ghost footage at 4:53 with a little girl going down the stairs along with other EVP recordings.

9ebfcd  No.380623


nah get what I described. the water itself runs through filters so when it comes out of the tap, it's already good. it's not that expensive

we have the unfiltered tap for dishwashing and the filtered for drinking/cooking

15a1c1  No.380624

6d9c56  No.380625

File: 0372965dd7a791b⋯.jpg (41.47 KB, 564x564, 1:1, Jewess 783.jpg)

birthdays, tbh

b42f45  No.380626


>Maybe to try to get a confession/reaction

yeah that's the only thing I can think of.

>This is a video of when they examined the house and there's ghost footage at 4:53 with a little girl going down the stairs along with other EVP recordings.

keeek did you find that yourself?

>she analyses every frame of hour long videos for ghosts

184e96  No.380627


oh hey, it's my ideal gf

b42f45  No.380628


you have multiple?

15a1c1  No.380629


No the comments helped me but it's pretty spoopy.

>Christopher Watts, the Colorado man who is serving a life sentence for killing his pregnant wife and two daughters, confessed in a prison interview that his daughters were still alive when he put his dead wife’s body in his truck and drove his family to the oil field where all three bodies were found, according to an investigative report and audio recording of the interview released on Thursday.

>During a nearly five-hour interview with investigators last month, Mr. Watts, 33, revealed that he killed his family over a longer period of time in August than was previously reported and painted a disturbing picture of his daughters’ final moments.

>He said that he strangled his wife, Shanann Watts, after a fight at their home in Frederick, Colo., and that his 4-year-old daughter, Bella, witnessed him dragging the body down the stairs.

>“What is wrong with Mommy?” Bella cried, according to his account.

>He then loaded Bella and her 3-year-old sister, Celeste, into the back seat of his truck, with their mother’s body nearby on the floorboard, and drove them about 45 minutes to the oil site, he said.

>When he got there, he said, he used a blanket to smother Celeste, who was nicknamed “Cece,” and dropped her in an oil tank, before doing the same to Bella.

>“Is the same thing gonna happen to me as Cece?” Bella asked before she died, according to his account.

>He claimed that he had seen his wife strangling Celeste via the baby monitor and that Bella was lying on her bed and appeared blue. He said he went into a rage and strangled Ms. Watts before disposing of all three bodies at the oil site.

>He said he came up with the idea to blame Ms. Watts for the girls’ deaths during his interrogation by the police. When the possibility that Ms. Watts might have killed the girls was mentioned, he said, he “just went with it.”

6d9c56  No.380630


why should i be greedy and celebrate just mine?


Hey, The Poster Formerly Known As Bins. I saw a big blue bin being thrown at police in france, are you okay?

184e96  No.380631

File: 3b8ce8fe9fde26e⋯.jpg (370.59 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, binattacks.jpg)


>big blue bin being thrown at police in france, are you okay?

The Poster Formerly Known As Bins will always be the vanguard of any popular revolution

15a1c1  No.380632


Froggies are going to getcha!

b42f45  No.380633

File: b2eb5b84dfbf0c8⋯.png (528.2 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


Happy Birthday, lad

Got what you wished for?



b42f45  No.380634

>all that disgusting unfinished frog food they'll dump in are poor The Poster Formerly Known As Bins

6d9c56  No.380635


top kek. this bin looked just like you, but was about 4 times as wide, like a 22st bin might.

b42f45  No.380636


well The Poster Formerly Known As Bins is 22st

184e96  No.380637

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6d9c56  No.380638

File: b7f698dbc94e4b3⋯.jpg (26.8 KB, 564x595, 564:595, Jewess 794.jpg)


>Got what you wished for?

everything and more; peace and quiet.

184e96  No.380639

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>The Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As Bins is 22st

if only…

184e96  No.380640

File: 9c946f481d28b12⋯.png (36.42 KB, 400x400, 1:1, bin0971.png)


BIG The Poster Formerly Known As Bins?

b42f45  No.380641




Ah that's nice. I was left alone on my birthday too, and got a jacket and wooly shoo sock things and sweets


you slimmed down, lad?

6d9c56  No.380642


i was a light blue two wheeled bin, just like yours. the only difference is that it was B I G G

184e96  No.380643


sounds like some kind of continental mutant bin

184e96  No.380644


>you slimmed down, lad?

last time I weighed myself I was less than 14st

15a1c1  No.380645

File: f8ffb7cf6bdcd41⋯.png (1.24 MB, 962x677, 962:677, ClipboardImage.png)

DIRTY The Poster Formerly Known As Bins

184e96  No.380646


that's my mad ex gf. notice i'm wearing protection from her smh

b42f45  No.380647


w-what but you post fat wojak

183227  No.380648


god i wish that were me [the bin]

184e96  No.380649

File: e463d0fcc7acdfa⋯.png (146.23 KB, 1100x1100, 1:1, pepefit.png)


I've been losing weight

b42f45  No.380650

File: abc2884d3182649⋯.png (29.88 KB, 1208x820, 302:205, abc2884d31826491ea52346ff1….png)


>9 months later

b42f45  No.380651

File: 698ba851e6a74bb⋯.png (19.91 KB, 520x501, 520:501, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


>now I am the fat one

6d9c56  No.380652

File: 3d7d25e62065074⋯.png (96.12 KB, 188x188, 1:1, miss security.png)

183227  No.380653

poached pollock and cucumber sandwich, with spagbol, sweetcorn and bread

9ebfcd  No.380654

File: 006ed3d03ca953b⋯.jpg (21.9 KB, 399x325, 399:325, 006ed3d03ca953bc8f69b08959….jpg)


tell mummy to stop buying sweeties, use your wagey bucks to buy some gym equipment and start lifting. eat less overall, stay at a calorie deficit. you must become 13st

183227  No.380655


>start lifting

have you started practicing what you preach yet? or are you just going to talk shit

9ebfcd  No.380656


had leftover ground beef slop and garlic toast for breakfast, then I had a chicken wrap with Colman's mustard and then some water crackers with this delicious Italian hazelnut-cocoa spread for a snack

184e96  No.380657

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don't worry lad, we're all gonna make it

you just focus on resting and getting over this cold you have

b42f45  No.380658


yeah but she'll keep buying them anyway


thanks, lad. once today and tomorrow is over the rest of the week should be fine

184e96  No.380659

File: 57dad55a4db36a3⋯.png (61.44 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatwojak.png)



left over chicken stew with buttered steamed green beans, followed by low carb ice cream with low carb chocolate sauce

6e9c21  No.380660

File: a8c0d8ee4b436b0⋯.jpg (297.42 KB, 942x1222, 471:611, 1518927392665.jpg)

9ebfcd  No.380661


>giving good advice

>talking shit

fundamentally different things

>have you started practicing what you preach yet?

nah I'm busy with other things. I've been thinking about it though, today in particular. at least when I move in like 3 months, I'll have a big basement all to myself so I can buy equipment and lift there. most of the reason why I haven't is because I don't feel like driving 15 minutes to this wigger gym with mutt sweat all over everything and start all over again with embarrassingly low weights (not that I couldn't do more, but I want to ease into it so I don't fuck my knees. last time I went back to the gym after a long hiatus, I went right into moderate-weight squats and I think I hurt my back 'cause my form was shit. not gonna do that again)


>yeah but she'll keep buying them anyway

well have a long talk to her about wanting to get fit, dunno what to tell you


>green beans


b42f45  No.380662


>well have a long talk to her about wanting to get fit, dunno what to tell you

there is nothing I can do. She is unstoppable

184e96  No.380663

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that's pretty brazen. in a more dignified age, women would be more discreet about their pregnancies smh

183227  No.380664


what was the stew like?

183227  No.380665

>spic accidentally lifts too much and the bar snaps his neck

please happen

184e96  No.380666

File: 0b0f003cef0ae22⋯.jpg (10.46 KB, 259x194, 259:194, frenchbeans.jpg)


french beans are one of my favourite veggies. Steamed with butter, they are delicious

184e96  No.380667

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>what was the stew like?

really nice, I made a few days ago. it has red peppers, red onion, whole garlic cloves, mushrooms, red wine, chicken stock, and chopped tomotoes in the sauce, seasoned with oregano, basil, sea salt and black pepper. I put loads of chicken in too, so it was really meaty

183227  No.380668


do you make the stock yourself?

sounds nice apart from the peppers tbh

184e96  No.380669

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yeah, i boil up chicken bones after a roast. Sometimes I use chicken stock cubes though if I don't have any fresh home made stock.

>nice apart from peppers

tbh, I think peppers really make it, but if you don't like peppers then you would disagree i guess

b42f45  No.380670

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>check what is to be delivered today

>a lot of extra shit

183227  No.380671


wish i could kidnap you and force you to make me dinner tbh

i'd let you eat as much as you want though

184e96  No.380672

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>i'd let you eat as much as you want though

I'm trying to lose weight lad

184e96  No.380673

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*everyone hugs poor poorly 22st*

9ebfcd  No.380674


what do you weigh now?

183227  No.380675


do you want me to starve you?

184e96  No.380676

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>there is nothing I can do. She is unstoppable

smh, this horrible female tyrant, forcing you to eat sweeties

we need to intervene

9ebfcd  No.380677

ocarina of time water temple let's fucking gooooooooo

184e96  No.380678


>what do you weigh now?

I don't weigh myself very often because it can become obsessive and demoralising, last time I weighed myself I was just under 14 stone

b35ede  No.380679


There's a key under the thing.

184e96  No.380680

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>do you want me to starve you?

fasting anyway tomorrow tbh

184e96  No.380681


got time to watch blake's 7 lad?

183227  No.380682


wish i had the willpower to fast, smh

how long you doing it for?

b35ede  No.380683


If you like

184e96  No.380684

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>wish i had the willpower to fast, smh

>how long you doing it for?

I only fast for about 24 hours, by skipping breakfast and waiting until dinner to eat. So I stop eating after today's meal, and don't eat again until tomorrow's evening meal. The positive effects of fasting kick in around the 12 hour mark, and I'll be sleeping through most of that. Any exercise (usually walking) is amplified by the effects of fasting, and it also takes my mind off being hungry if I get out of the house. I find it's a lot easier if you know you're going to get a meal at the end. it's always really satisfying and tasty, lack of food massively increases enjoyment of it

I will try doing longer fasts at some point, for now I just do 24 hour ones

184e96  No.380685


I'm not going to force you lad, I'm not doing anything else right now, just shitposting here tbh

b35ede  No.380686


Well, I prefer big streams, so if there's something everyone wants to watch, I'd rather do that.

183227  No.380687


i should join you tbh

184e96  No.380688


hard to attract a big crowd mid week tbh

184e96  No.380689


one other thing, I find fasting much easier when you're doing a keto diet, as fasting puts you into ketosis really quickly which can be a bit of a shock, but if you are already in ketosis it makes the transition much easier

There are some great youtube channels which talk about it

9ebfcd  No.380690


when I did keto for a lil bit, I used a 23 hour fast to get into ketosis

184e96  No.380691

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184e96  No.380692


I actually enjoy keto now. I get to eat loads of things I already like - meat, cheese, cream, butter, and cool veg which I like already - so doing a keto diet doesn't really phase me at all, I don't feel like I'm missing out that much

I also go off it from time to time to have other things I like, such as pasta, bread and cake, but not for too long

643d10  No.380693

File: f18877cf0b85d0d⋯.png (44.14 KB, 500x338, 250:169, disgust.png)

>talking about feet

9ebfcd  No.380694

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>no clown gf

b42f45  No.380695

9ebfcd  No.380696

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it's so fucking funny

b42f45  No.380697


>seductive honking

really nice

183227  No.380698

>there will never be a pill to replace eating

b42f45  No.380699


sounds like something that might become a thing, or at least calories compacted into as maller size. Maybe not as small as a pill though

183227  No.380700


i wish smh

but idk whether the body could digest something that dense

840a0d  No.380701


>wanting to replace eating

lmao fag

183227  No.380702


i bet you eat pussy, you faggot

134d07  No.380703

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840a0d  No.380704


You want to eat pussy though

183227  No.380705

9ebfcd  No.380706



nothing wrong with it

6e9c21  No.380707


just drink soylent

6e9c21  No.380708

>spic doesn't have a completely shit opinion for once

9ebfcd  No.380709


I'm right about literally everything

b42f45  No.380710

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Oh god that sketchy drawing supposed to represent her looks like shit. She actually looks pretty good tbh

b42f45  No.380711

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>all these pussylickers

183227  No.380712


i side with you

i'd do it, but i would feel bad afterwards because its wrong

184e96  No.380713

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gett'em lad!

6e9c21  No.380714


lets be honest, most of them actually haven't

183227  No.380715


and you have, of course