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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 7c21a4dcb142f90⋯.png (258.65 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

772cae  No.380740

EU Prez: UK’s Experience of Leaving EU Will Serve as a ‘Deterrent’ to Others

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/11/eu-prez-uks-experience-of-leaving-eu-will-serve-as-a-deterrent-to-others/

European Parliament president Antonio Tajani has said that the experiences of Britain attempting to leave the EU will serve as a “deterrent” to other nations considering leaving the bloc.

>Speaking to Germany’s Morgenpost, the Italian politician was asked whether, after nearly three years since the referendum and months of negotiation with obstructive Eurocrats in Brussels, he believed other Eurosceptic member states would be inspired by the UK to leave the bloc.

>“I think that’s impossible,” Mr Tajani told the Berlin daily. “The example of the British will serve as a deterrent. We have to change the European Union. But we have to stay together.”

>Saying that he would be “very happy if the British stayed in the EU,” he maintained that Brussels would remain inflexible on Prime Minister Theresa May’s withdrawal agreement and would only grant an extension to Article 50 if the UK gave a reason — suggesting a “new election or a new referendum” — but otherwise, the current impasse would not be eased by the bloc.

Delingpole: Tony Blair Is a Traitor. Where’s Capital Punishment When You Need It?

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/11/tony-blair-has-betrayed-britain-to-the-european-union/

Even though Cicero almost certainly never used those pungent lines above so frequently attributed to him on the internet, it’s blindingly obvious whom he would have meant if he had been using them: Tony bloody Blair.

>There is lots of competition for the title Most Godawful Prime Minister in British History. Theresa May is currently keeping it in a locked safe, above the drawer where she keeps her leather trousers. But Blair is and long has been one of the strongest contenders for the crown. And it’s quite possible given today’s allegations that he has been “secretly advising’ Emmanuel Macron on how to thwart Brexit – that he’ll snatch the title back from May and keep it forever.

>According to the Telegraph – citing “sources in Paris” – Tony Blair has been advising the EU to give Britain no concessions at all in the Brexit negotiations. Eventually, so his theory goes, Britain will see the error of its ways and realise that it has much less to lose simply by staying in the EU.

>There’s a word for colluding with foreign powers against your own people. In better times, Tony Blair would have been imprisoned in the Tower and then shot at dawn for it. And in better times still, he would have been hung, drawn and quartered – his entrails burned in front of him – before his head was put on a spike at the entrance to the city of London pour encourager les autres.

Brexit 'sees UK finance firms move £900bn to Europe'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47522347

A report into the impact of Brexit on banking and finance firms says some £900bn in financial firms' assets have been moved out of the UK.

>It adds this has cost £3bn-4bn and involves 5,000 expected staff moves or local hires, and that figure will rise.

>The study, by capital markets think tank New Financial, says 275 firms have moved some or all of their business with Dublin the most popular location.

>It says the hit to London was bigger than expected and would get worse.

772cae  No.380744

File: 20af72296edc763⋯.png (146.49 KB, 255x280, 51:56, ClipboardImage.png)

just watched the first x-men tbh

was shocked to see david hayter in the credits had no idea he wrote the screenplay


772cae  No.380745

>>380742

wew she's intimidating


772cae  No.380746

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this song is really stuck in my head thanks imperium


daa349  No.380747

File: 675a88ce44fea1d⋯.jpg (7.24 KB, 259x194, 259:194, 675a88ce44fea1da4ac506031c….jpg)

>>380745

>she will never crack your skull open between her mighty thighs


273844  No.380748

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>all these 2014 Gamergate tier reasonable arguments about feminism

This is making me strangely nostalgic.


d71ba9  No.380749

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 48b8c93c90737e9d48971995af….png)

>>380742

bit weird tbh


daa349  No.380750

File: efc5deebf8cdc88⋯.jpg (47.15 KB, 580x563, 580:563, pepe licks lips.jpg)

>>380749

she could use a lil more blubber in her tummy area, but other than that, weeeeewwwwww

those legs and bum brehhh


d71ba9  No.380751

File: ad0adde81e3b518⋯.jpg (45.21 KB, 496x595, 496:595, toobigguy.jpg)

>>380750

yeah but, a girl like that isn't going to date a normal guy. If she's that built, she's only going to go with guys who are super jacked, roided up meat heads. I can't imagine undressing with a girl to discover she has a bod like that, it'd be intimidating. No girl would want to date a guy that she could over power


d71ba9  No.380752

>>380748

enjoying this


273844  No.380753

>>380752

It's probably one of their better videos in a while. Strange to see them really speaking critically about something again.


daa349  No.380754

>>380751

>If she's that built, she's only going to go with guys who are super jacked, roided up meat heads

She would probably only want a /fit/ man. Maybe a bearmode powerlifter, but more likely just a shredded Chad that's a few inches taller than her. Usually when you see these jacked fitness broads, they have a jacked fitness bf that got her into it in the first place.


d71ba9  No.380755

>>380753

yeah, I got bored of them, it seems like they were a bit scared of being labelled "alt right" so they eased off on the heavy criticism of the poz for a while, and now, for whatever reason they feel safe to venture back into that territory. Maybe, because the alt right is felt to have been killed off as a cultural force, and they wreathed the storm without getting de-platformed, they know feel it's okay to push the envelope a little, not sure


d71ba9  No.380756

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sadbins.png)

>>380754

maybe. she's out of my league anyway…


d71ba9  No.380757

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

has she fucked us?


daa349  No.380758

>>380757

well nothing good would ever be allowed to happen, I can tell you that much


d71ba9  No.380759

File: 1fef846f25ed99d⋯.jpg (124.05 KB, 787x1197, 787:1197, daintylady.jpg)

I just think women should be dainty and demure


d71ba9  No.380760

>>380758

it looks like it's not over yet, parliament are still voting on whether to accept her deal again. The way they are dragging this out is sickening, and a deliberate ploy to avoid actually leaving


304673  No.380761

File: a124fafc9a3ca78⋯.jpg (33.24 KB, 720x794, 360:397, 69y9li1ne6z01.jpg)

epic


daa349  No.380762

File: 32428b432239894⋯.png (5.19 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 32428b4322398944f4dc265a04….png)

>some naughty lads bullying me in vidya

>I kill 3 of them and we win

>>380761

libtards btfo


d71ba9  No.380763

File: 4147e58e7df56a8⋯.png (2.63 MB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 4147e58e7df56a819f3f10c429….png)

>>380762

>>I kill 3 of them and we win

hopefully this is a sign that the White Race shall prevail


daa349  No.380764

File: 05b9487781ed721⋯.jpg (154.5 KB, 592x592, 1:1, 05b9487781ed721242cfded30c….jpg)

already cleaned my teeth earlier but I wanna snack. guess I'll have to wait til tomorrow, not willing to endure the excruciating 30 minute teeth brushing process


d71ba9  No.380765

>>380764

>excruciating 30 minute teeth brushing process

why does it take you 30 minutes to brush your teeth?


daa349  No.380766

>>380765

well it's flossing (5-10 min) then scraping my tongue (few seconds) then brushing my teeth (5 min) then rinsing and installing my retainer (5 min). then sometimes I'll scrape the back of my bottom incisors and cuspids with a metal pick and then floss 'em again, I build up a lot of plaque down there and it cuts down on it a lot if I scrape like once a week. that takes another 5-10 min.

I guess it's more like 15 min but it feels like 30, awful. something about ocd makes it really suck, makes me really conscious of how dirty my mouth is until I'm done, it's such a project, that's the best description I have. that's the main reason why I stay up all night, the bedtime ritual just sucks so much and I'm a hardcore procrastinator


daa349  No.380767

also sometimes (once a week or so, if I do the scrape thing) I'll get this water syringe and blast water into my gums where I got my wisdoms removed to wash out any food or anything that got in there. used to get a bit of discomfort back there but the dental hygienist lady told me there might be an operculum and to rinse. it works well


d71ba9  No.380768

>>380766

I brush my teeth in under a minute. I just brush them. No flossing or tongue scraping or anything. But then I'm English


daa349  No.380769

>>380768

I have big teeth with plenty of room for gunk in between them, so flossing is more important than anything for me. takes 3 passes, pulling out big chunks of rotting meat. you should try flossing, see whatcha get


daa349  No.380770

oh and you gotta scrape your tongue, you get bad breath and nasty yellow shit on your tongue otherwise. gross as fuck when a girl has a filthy yellow tongue like that


daa349  No.380771

File: 7f3b4a63d879884⋯.png (17.56 KB, 311x355, 311:355, 7f3b4a63d879884d4512aa8b59….png)

The Poster Formerly Known As Bins breh don't tell me you went to bed already


273844  No.380772

File: 4533aff8d6e1017⋯.png (98.59 KB, 260x390, 2:3, 1219936296927.png)

The green grass grows, where he goes


ffea4d  No.380773


ffea4d  No.380774

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh civics, don't click yet I don't know how cancerous it is


273844  No.380775

File: 88468013b711311⋯.jpg (89.43 KB, 400x399, 400:399, frodo.jpg)


ffea4d  No.380776

File: 71c56ec8c305d1d⋯.png (4.04 KB, 317x95, 317:95, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

>>380775

do you ever sleep, lad?


273844  No.380777

>>380776

I like to sleep during the day because sunlight injures me.


ffea4d  No.380778

>>380777

You one of them vampires? Or worse, a ginger?


273844  No.380779

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>380778

no, I'm just mental.


ffea4d  No.380780

File: 7a6a1a5c7070b66⋯.png (778.42 KB, 1219x461, 1219:461, 7a6a1a5c7070b660563bad71b4….png)


ffea4d  No.380781

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>>380779

would have infuriated me had I not found the thing it's borrowing from


273844  No.380782

>>380781

I know. It's so catchy.


ffea4d  No.380783

>>380782

yeah. doesn't look like there is a longer version smh


273844  No.380784

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Those lyrics though.


daa349  No.380785

>>380777

baste, stay nice and pale


daa349  No.380786

File: ea5aaa585034511⋯.jpg (78.08 KB, 730x730, 1:1, serveimage.jpg)

vaping, tbh


ffea4d  No.380787

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>380784

Keek. Have you seen Cromartie High School?


273844  No.380788

>>380787

Yeah. I love it.


daa349  No.380789

File: 3c7639f37ed1045⋯.jpg (97.62 KB, 1462x2046, 731:1023, 3c7639f37ed1045fe471bf8a20….jpg)

>0MG (0.0% NICOTINE)

>WARNING: This product contains nicotine


ffea4d  No.380790

>>380788

goodlad


ffea4d  No.380791

>RLM wanted a minority super hero female because muh social justice points

god they are cancerous


ffea4d  No.380792

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


273844  No.380793

>>380792

Piku piku piku des ka?


ffea4d  No.380794

File: fa63e07246cb5f2⋯.png (19.54 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>380793

N

nigh nigh boys


daa349  No.380795

>>380794

>that pepe

kek


009e9c  No.380796

File: 4ae3e5c0fc892af⋯.png (837.71 KB, 876x960, 73:80, 4ae3e5c0fc892aff1ffe5a3e9f….png)


772cae  No.380797

File: 4bba40b0bcaf7a8⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1023x1200, 341:400, ClipboardImage.png)

what


772cae  No.380798

File: 566d979ba42117b⋯.png (350.97 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson – ‘I’m Going to Stand for Parliament'

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/12/tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-may-run-for-parliament/

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson has announced that he wants to stand for parliament — either in Brussels, as an MEP, if Brexit fails, or in Westminster.

>“If anyone in this country wants to really rock the boat put me in there [Parliament] because I won’t lie and I won’t hold back!” he told me when we met this month.

>But that was before last Thursday’s announcement by Attorney-General Geoffrey Cox that it is “in the public interest” to bring further proceedings against RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson for contempt of court.

i wonder if enough norf fc's would vote for him to put him in parliament


772cae  No.380799

oh god the filter


ebde4a  No.380800

File: bda9a6c8e6588cb⋯.png (1.1 MB, 901x1200, 901:1200, daftman.png)


c76720  No.380801

>yanks have such bad natural teeth they have to clean them for 30 minutes

>>380797

anyone who makes pornography should be sent to a labour camp tbh, serious offenders executed


c76720  No.380802

Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way

smh


2ed424  No.380803

File: 46de5785c1b3ece⋯.jpg (19.09 KB, 407x407, 1:1, 1549785647748.jpg)

>>380798

even if norf fc elect him he'll just use the office to lobby for israel


c76720  No.380804

>>380803

why are you here


2ed424  No.380805

File: 04b832e47c2fe60⋯.png (607.9 KB, 1015x1258, 1015:1258, 1551950506848.png)

>>380804

because it bothers you


c76720  No.380806

>>380805

doesnt bother me personally

i have no issue with you really


772cae  No.380807

fresh ginnie

Somali Parents Fly Sons to Africa to Escape Deadly Knife Violence in Khan’s London

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/12/somali-africa-london-knife-crime/

Spiralling knife, drugs, and gang crime in London has been leading many concerned Somali parents to send their teenage offspring, who grew up in Britain, away to Africa for their own safety.

>With 50 to 70 per cent of members of the Somali community in Islington, north London, “directly affected” by knife violence and ‘county lines’ drugs crime, mothers who arrived from the troubled African country during the 1990s told the Observer they felt they had “no choice” but to send their children away from an increasingly dangerous UK.

>Sadia Ali, the treasurer of the Islington Somalia Forum and a mother of seven, said she sent her 15-year-old son away to live in the country she once fled as a result of the threat of local gang violence in London, telling the newspaper that many other families in the area have done likewise for their children’s safety.

this reads like a parody article lol, escaping to idyllic somalia from the violent london

>>380803

reckon most people in nooorf barely know what israel even is other than something to do with jews


772cae  No.380808

File: 5e3e8986bbbcc42⋯.png (249.06 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Interesting how other ethnic groups can retreat to their ancestral homeland to escape the multicultural catastrophe of modern London, yet this is our home, we natives have no such luxury.


c76720  No.380809

>>380808

must be how the britons felt when you saxons invaded smh


772cae  No.380810

File: c1738d4f98fd613⋯.png (820.78 KB, 600x848, 75:106, ClipboardImage.png)

>Turns out the venezuelan opposition set the aid convoys on fire, not the Maduro government.

>Turns out a US backed regime change consultancy had previously analysed how to topple Chavez by exploiting power outages.

>Turns out that Marco Rubio thought a 'German Dam' had collapsed in Venezuela, when 'German Dam' was just the name of the journalist who wrote the article and he misread the title.

The neocons are embarassing themselves recently, wew.


772cae  No.380811

File: 1a589132b77901a⋯.png (161.16 KB, 400x300, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>when you larp on twitter as a neocon warlord destroyer of tyrants but then your opposition turn out to be the ones burning the aid convoys, you can't even read reports properly, and your regime change ends in complete failure


772cae  No.380812

File: daf1b323bda32f3⋯.png (776.94 KB, 992x490, 496:245, ClipboardImage.png)

>>380809

>ywn live in a comfy saxon town


772cae  No.380813

File: 30beeb8147db030⋯.png (148.05 KB, 685x987, 685:987, ClipboardImage.png)

🤔


faf2c2  No.380814

>>380798

>Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Bi*son

every time


faf2c2  No.380815

>>380813

same with niggers getting off the plantation. Gotta throw all the whites under the bus for 15% of every other race


2ed424  No.380816

File: 15f2538e75babb2⋯.png (401.86 KB, 557x645, 557:645, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 95b6c4318c2baf6⋯.png (445.4 KB, 600x825, 8:11, __nanami_chiaki_super_dang….png)

no deal soon

>>380812

needs more trees on the inside but I would love to live in a nice walled village surrounded by lakes and forests


faf2c2  No.380817

>>380816

>no deal soon

It better be. I#ll hold you accountable


772cae  No.380818

>>380816

>no deal soon

Politics is going to start hotting up after March 29th, exciting times ahead.

cute chiaki, love danganronpa me'


faf2c2  No.380819

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>380818

hey lad I like this song now


772cae  No.380820

>>380819

it's ok kinda catchy haha. never seen that pop team epic series thing


faf2c2  No.380821

>>380820

me neither, what's that? People doing covers?


772cae  No.380822

>>380821

That's what the song is from I think.


faf2c2  No.380823

wait, what, it's the name of the anime? Isn't that what you watched? smh


772cae  No.380824

File: 4c86d8411ed9ab1⋯.jpg (537.57 KB, 1180x786, 590:393, yorkshiiiiite.jpg)

>>380816

The government should spend more money on reforesting the UK tbh, I wanna be like Sweden.


faf2c2  No.380825

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Nips can't get enough of the fucking titty envy


faf2c2  No.380826

and the shota with bigger girl thing smh fuck'æs sake


772cae  No.380827

File: a4095002855e21e⋯.jpg (56.37 KB, 705x1000, 141:200, D1LiqZkWoAURnny.jpg)

>>380825

>>380826

>and the shota with bigger girl thing smh

Those memes are so popular on the internet these days


faf2c2  No.380828

>>380827

yeah, and Wess isn't here to enjoy them. He's a big little boy


faf2c2  No.380829

who /naked/ here?


772cae  No.380830

File: 1a25bc0a388851a⋯.gif (461.14 KB, 500x360, 25:18, the rain from spain falls ….gif)

you lads getting this rain too?


faf2c2  No.380831

>>380830

supposed to snow half a meter in the south of Norway today, and it's going to be really windy. In Trøndelag we get the wind but hopefully not the snow smh


2ed424  No.380832

File: 8ab4fa6d2d1dd51⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1402x1034, 701:517, __mp7_girls_frontline_draw….png)

>>380830

the sun just came out

very disappointing


273844  No.380833

File: 316c3d7e4b6a377⋯.jpg (403.86 KB, 441x1200, 147:400, pop team epic 1.jpg)

>>380821

Pop Team Epic's a shitposty anime, based on a shitposty webcomic.


2ed424  No.380834

File: 67662049c85ac3d⋯.png (254.35 KB, 433x738, 433:738, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f818836fbf8a1a7⋯.jpg (58.97 KB, 521x900, 521:900, __original_drawn_by_mattak….jpg)

big sigh


faf2c2  No.380835

>>380833

so it#s all just short sketches_


faf2c2  No.380836

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


772cae  No.380837

File: 08406be18dbc69e⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1311x929, 1311:929, ClipboardImage.png)

>>380832

yup now it's sunny here too, swear we were meant to have snow or something

>>380834

eternal breggsit


273844  No.380838

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>380835

Yeah. It's mostly total nonsense. Some of it's really funny though.


ebde4a  No.380839

File: 13c34e770e3b7d7⋯.jpg (231.82 KB, 1284x980, 321:245, Astral Kek.jpg)

IN DEFENCE OF JOHN LYDON: WITHOUT HIM, PUNK WOULDN’T EXIST

https://www.kerrang.com/features/in-defence-of-john-lydon-without-him-punk-wouldnt-exist/

> By the time he’d moved on to verbally haranguing Marky Ramone, two seats down, the 63-year-old appeared like nothing so much as a demented slab of gammon berating the panel on Question Time as to how “we” won two world wars and how the best way to deal with Brexit would be to call on Bomber Harris to level the European Commission in a carpet of fire.

BASED


f94828  No.380840

>>380834

baste tories tbh


faf2c2  No.380841

File: 48b8c93c90737e9⋯.png (8.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, awkward pepe1.png)


2ed424  No.380842

File: d89edfa60adfbcc⋯.png (204.22 KB, 551x609, 19:21, ClipboardImage.png)

File: aef02c4775f329e⋯.jpg (67.88 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, __hoshi_shouko_and_shirasa….jpg)

thousand year tory reich

thousand year transition period

>>380839

based harrisposting


f94828  No.380843

>>380842

Based Likud should save us


e7607a  No.380844

>peek at the last thread

>/newbrit/ is a Blakes 7 friendly zone

>>380747

iktfb


f94828  No.380845

File: 31df8e0b6608375⋯.png (166.52 KB, 462x584, 231:292, ClipboardImage.png)


faf2c2  No.380846

>>380845

>autisms


2ed424  No.380847

File: 27fe0a7d73a27f4⋯.png (743.44 KB, 797x1200, 797:1200, __original_drawn_by_ama_mi….png)

>>380843

really hope the israeli poz parties take over, that would be funny

>>380845

smh this is bullying


f94828  No.380848

File: d0db6da7fd77764⋯.jpg (25.4 KB, 482x490, 241:245, d0db6da7fd7776417507f5e676….jpg)

>>380847

>really hope the israeli poz parties take over, that would be funny

think of the poor goblines though : - (


273844  No.380849

>>380847

Which girlie are you avataring as now, larse?


772cae  No.380850

File: cbd1ee2cec0ef4b⋯.gif (2.53 MB, 1005x742, 1005:742, 1552000922207.gif)


faf2c2  No.380851

>>380849

>larse

rude


c76720  No.380852

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273844  No.380853

File: 436a7bf71d22ee2⋯.png (427.34 KB, 1300x1011, 1300:1011, ClipboardImage.png)

>>380850

Wish I had a Yukkuri figure. I find them strangely alluring.


273844  No.380854

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faf2c2  No.380855

>when you are sick and you have sick farts and the smell only makes you more sick


c76720  No.380856

>>380855

imagine when your wife is sick and you can smell her sick farts


faf2c2  No.380857

>>380856

mixed with the smell of her scented flaps


e7607a  No.380858

>>380856

Yeah it's great


c76720  No.380859

>>380857

>>380858

kill yourselves


faf2c2  No.380860

File: b03a2a1a57b8b0d⋯.mp4 (3.67 MB, 640x800, 4:5, kys.mp4)


c76720  No.380861

>constant sunny weather in february

>now its freezing cold and raining

i dont get it


faf2c2  No.380862

File: 1d4c09438953656⋯.png (23.82 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

at least being sick makes me have a deeper voice


2ed424  No.380863

File: 571ad71e33e64bc⋯.jpg (258.43 KB, 573x801, 191:267, 1542929984045.jpg)

>>380848

plenty of them are marrying arabs already tbh it's a lost cause just like every state that tries to keep two ethnic groups separated with a little barrier

should have got rid of the palestinians when they had the chance hmm

>>380849

probably konata still


e7607a  No.380864

>>380859

Might not tbh


fb0a8e  No.380865

File: 5887982380d120b⋯.jpg (51.95 KB, 640x900, 32:45, Dire Straits.jpg)

thats the way we do it

curry for nothing and your chips for free


e7607a  No.380866

>>380861

I warned you about global warming bro

I told you dog


f94828  No.380867

File: fa5885520335e8d⋯.jpg (120.6 KB, 684x821, 684:821, fa5885520335e8d296add9b9bb….jpg)


772cae  No.380868

File: 26031b0ea79c1d5⋯.png (497.09 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>380865

>yeah buddy, that's his own hair

>that orange faggot let the mexicans in

>that orange faggot he's a billionaire


772cae  No.380869

>>380867

looking a bit rough there chief


fb0a8e  No.380870

File: fcb91c084514471⋯.jpg (103.54 KB, 2500x667, 2500:667, 10855092_10155273326345080….jpg)


f94828  No.380871


c76720  No.380872

>mum undercooked potatoes

cant she do anything right? bloody hell

first meal shes made in months and its SHIT


772cae  No.380873

File: 177b0b871858b9d⋯.png (332.07 KB, 634x448, 317:224, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 28a7f8dd1c5cb67⋯.png (346.12 KB, 634x359, 634:359, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bedb4ee7c1822a0⋯.png (341.04 KB, 634x359, 634:359, ClipboardImage.png)

>Corporation is testing fungicide on Beagles

😠


772cae  No.380874

>>380871

all the h'jewish babies are taking their toll poorlass


772cae  No.380875

File: 295bfa09a1bed77⋯.png (55.34 KB, 381x352, 381:352, 1548852370473.png)

>all these adult posters who can't cook for themselves


f94828  No.380876

File: d9c9b8e9b8476b1⋯.png (799.87 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, 2b3c5f79b826a3e8b620ee7b16….png)


ebde4a  No.380877

File: 192fa4323a72d84⋯.png (120.38 KB, 276x305, 276:305, m.PNG)

>>380873

put a spoiler on stuff like that lad trying to mind my blood pressure


faf2c2  No.380878

>>380877

are you 60, lad?

>he's a double boomer


c76720  No.380879

>>380875

i do you absolute moron

i am a much better chef than anyone here

that was the first meal anyone had made for me in weeks

suck my dick you weak chinned queerosexual little maggot


772cae  No.380880

File: 01f129aa93da16c⋯.png (203.8 KB, 555x326, 555:326, ClipboardImage.png)


ebde4a  No.380881

>>380878

A double boomer? I'm younger than you

I was implying that I am very angered by the photos


772cae  No.380882

File: 4ac5589bb1e7c81⋯.jpg (29.6 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 355452.jpg)

>>380879

Didn't know you were so sensitive, didn't mean to strike a nerve, sorry lad.


faf2c2  No.380883

>>380881

Sounded a bit like Wessex tbh


c76720  No.380884

>>380882

takes a big man to apologise, well done


ebde4a  No.380885

File: 66e0dfa0346d866⋯.jpg (91.13 KB, 425x300, 17:12, 1357230939623.jpg)

>>380879

You're beginning to remind me of Warwickshire


c76720  No.380886

>>380885

he's dead


faf2c2  No.380887

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>380886

Died of old age


ebde4a  No.380888

>>380886

and now his spirit possesses you


2ed424  No.380889

File: 42b342e4ce66c54⋯.png (49.77 KB, 634x145, 634:145, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f548e70e8cafe08⋯.jpg (95.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, pencil.jpg)

based pajeet holding the line

I expected him to buckle under media pressure tbh

>>380873

scientists should test it on themselves instead tbh


c76720  No.380890

>>380888

nah i have to do occult rituals every day to ward his spirit off smh


c76720  No.380891

>mum left plates and utensils on the oven after cooking and it burnt them

kitchen is a complete mess as well

she just uses the excuse that it isnt big enough but she is that type of person, always making excuses for things

hate it hate it hate it i cant stand living with someone who actually cannot think


e7607a  No.380892

>>380875

>tfw maid to cook for me


772cae  No.380893

File: bcded25d9323a18⋯.png (284.04 KB, 1200x680, 30:17, ClipboardImage.png)

>>380891

Stop infecting us with your negative chakras lad.


c76720  No.380894

>>380893

if i could transfer all my negative energy onto a couple of people here i would


772cae  No.380895

File: 48093f48f257aac⋯.jpg (19.18 KB, 350x350, 1:1, 1550256716877.jpg)

>>380889

I guess he wants to seem tough on her that people ignore our very lax borders rn


273844  No.380896

File: 65f7e2d16a8bcc9⋯.jpg (3.08 MB, 5178x4248, 863:708, Wizard.jpg)

>>380894

*curses you


772cae  No.380897

so that*

smh


c76720  No.380898

>>380896

*dodges it*


273844  No.380899

>>380898

*it was a boomerang curse, and it hits you in the back


c76720  No.380900

>>380899

that would mean it would hit you…


f94828  No.380901

File: 9f2f76973bbf0ec⋯.jpg (218.92 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 9f2f76973bbf0eccfd337b46a4….jpg)


772cae  No.380902

File: 26ade6a0fcad847⋯.png (464.61 KB, 1028x902, 514:451, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn own libtards with her


c76720  No.380903

>lesbos playing music really loud

fuck off you twats


faf2c2  No.380904

>>380903

don#t want to bother you with their moaning and slobbering lad


c76720  No.380905

>>380904

if they do they i can hear both, annoying

terrible music too


faf2c2  No.380906

>>380905

grab your guitar and play to the tune


273844  No.380907

File: d1798202fc6679e⋯.png (158.59 KB, 630x700, 9:10, assntitties.png)

>>380900

Oh no.


273844  No.380908

>>380902

What does she do again?


e7607a  No.380909

>>380895

Ugh typical of the conservatives, living up to their nazi forebears


f94828  No.380910

>>380908

coalburning


772cae  No.380911

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>380908

DEPORTS hispanics to AUSCHWITZ with truth missiles


772cae  No.380912

File: 6f42d8171636113⋯.png (201.55 KB, 439x490, 439:490, 1550256670968.png)

>enter Dorset level

>lesbian music starts playing


c76720  No.380913

>>380906

*plays 70s porn music*


c76720  No.380914

>plastic has melted on the cooker so i cant cook

fucking hell


faf2c2  No.380915

File: e65c9c2dbcf4b34⋯.png (9.1 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 38cf7423b261d9b2a48a778753….png)

>that 80s Eastern European porn film with nuns my parents own/ed


faf2c2  No.380916

File: 1e82949418c1fde⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 995.01 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


c76720  No.380917


e7607a  No.380918

>>380912

>enter westie level

>gachimuchi music plays


faf2c2  No.380919

>>380917

Told of it before but it was on VHS and it would sometimes get stuck. smh


273844  No.380920

File: 007b1599459f770⋯.jpg (41.65 KB, 700x803, 700:803, 007b1599459f7702ce2d188989….jpg)

>>380915

>that time I found mummy's vibrator


e7607a  No.380921


ebde4a  No.380922

>>380916

what's this from?


2ed424  No.380923

File: b803e613f005c60⋯.jpg (167.31 KB, 552x679, 552:679, 1543062510087.jpg)

‘Dangerous Fantasy’ No More — Merkel Backs Joint European Aircraft Carrier

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/12/merkel-backs-joint-european-aircraft-carrier/

first vichy aircraft carrier soon


e7607a  No.380924

>>380914

Keep burning it until it's all burned away. Simples. Just keep the windows open and don't breath in.


c76720  No.380925

>>380920

did you use it?

>>380919

did you watch it with them?


273844  No.380926

>>380925

Think you need a woman's thing for that.


faf2c2  No.380927

>>380922

>>380921

Naked lunch

>>380920

Really, lad? Isn't she like old smh

>>380925

No, watched it with my brothers and the neighbour friend. It was my first cummy and I got scared and my brothers laughed at me as I ran to the bathroom


ebde4a  No.380928

File: da907e4b4bb723e⋯.png (5.43 KB, 400x400, 1:1, what_the_hell_is_happening.png)

>>380915

>>380920

>go round qt chubby emo friend's flat

>takes me into her mummy's room

>she pulls out a box from beneath the bed

>it contains a rubber nurse costume, handcuffs, a whip, a vibrator, a GIANT dildo and several polaroids of her with men


e7607a  No.380929

File: 29da651005f27c4⋯.png (239.41 KB, 702x459, 26:17, ClipboardImage.png)

>>380927

Did you masturbate with other lads around?


c76720  No.380930

>>380927

i remember when my friend showed me porn smh

his parents found out and he got a bollocking keek

>>380926

use it on your mouth or bum tbh


faf2c2  No.380931

>>380929

yeah

>>380930

as you should for perverting innocent minds smh

>>380928

SMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


c76720  No.380932

>>380931

yeah i was innocent

didnt know what porn even was before then

was at least 11 or 12


273844  No.380933

>sitting around watching porn together

Strangely doesn't seem gay when you're a teenager. We never wanked together though.


ebde4a  No.380934

>>380931

I was 16 at the time btw


faf2c2  No.380935

>>380932

goodlad, I think I was quite a bit younger smh

>>380934

still wouldn't want to think about mummy doing things like this


c76720  No.380936

fucking hungry

guess i'll have to eat something raw

>>380934

hot


c76720  No.380937

>that time a girl took her clothes off in front of you and told me to fuck her but i sperged out and ran away


faf2c2  No.380938

>>380936

asked mummy to make waffles tbh


e7607a  No.380939

>>380933

>Strangely doesn't seem gay when you're a teenager

Yes it does, you great queer.


faf2c2  No.380940

>>380937

really, lad?

>that film where an older woman rapes a younger boy that our teacher made us watch


e7607a  No.380941

>>380937

I hope this is a joke post.


772cae  No.380942

File: f40d76580022496⋯.jpg (506.4 KB, 700x1400, 1:2, 1550892537758.jpg)

>>380923

I'll confess our navy isn't what it should be but we'll have two Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers to our name around 2020~.


e7607a  No.380943

>>380942

>Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers

Yeah but will have a navy?


772cae  No.380944

File: 375fd64384964bc⋯.jpg (29.39 KB, 500x353, 500:353, large.jpg)

>>380943

Well we cut our navy so that we don't really have enough ships to project power that well but we'll have them at least.


e7607a  No.380945

>>380940

>she was issuing hints the boys


e7607a  No.380946

>>380944

Will we have any planes to fly from them?


241901  No.380947

File: efc09861ef525e9⋯.png (2.82 MB, 1080x1335, 72:89, ClipboardImage.png)

used to be attracted to girls like this tbh


e7607a  No.380948

>>380947

You prefer boys like that now?


241901  No.380949

File: e8268b886447dd3⋯.jpg (108.06 KB, 650x403, 50:31, japanese women laughing do….jpg)

>>380944

>>380943

it's not the ships you need to worry about, it's the fact that our aircraft carriers don't have any aircraft


faf2c2  No.380950

>>380945

it was a lad


241901  No.380951

evenin lads


f94828  No.380952

File: 585058f0082a4b3⋯.jpg (110.54 KB, 569x715, 569:715, 585058f0082a4b3eadc71fda9c….jpg)

based tories tbh


772cae  No.380953

File: 4255bcdbb35cd3f⋯.png (174.93 KB, 384x960, 2:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>380951

Alri lad hows things?


faf2c2  No.380954

>>380951

toiled till now, lad?


241901  No.380955

File: 717cf210ecd640c⋯.jpg (42.14 KB, 560x612, 140:153, helpercry.jpg)

wish i did something degenerate like drink beer or smoke so i could hang out with people and chat and have friends


241901  No.380956

>>380953

ok thankyu lew m'boy

>>380954

no, i cycled home and had dinner and talked with my family


86b0cd  No.380957

Would be fun to dominate her though, you'd feel alpha as fuck


faf2c2  No.380958

>>380955

do you really though?

>>380956

hope you wear a helmet, lad


86b0cd  No.380959

>>380957

Meant to reply to >>380751


86b0cd  No.380960

>>380916

What the actual fuck


faf2c2  No.380961

>>380960

that was the reaction I wanted, finally, thank you. keek.


241901  No.380962

>>380958

no, i just want friends. put hybrid tyres on my bike on the recommendation of a lad i met at work and we both cycle to work, i cycled part of the way home with him today.

i thought he was pretty baste until at lunch he started talking about taking steroids though smh

>>380958

did this morning but left it off going home


faf2c2  No.380963

>>380962

>i thought he was pretty baste until at lunch he started talking about taking steroids though smh

smh. You'd think people would be less open with illegal stuff

>did this morning but left it off going home

You are not cool, lad


86b0cd  No.380964

>>380961

Seriously though lad, what the fuck is that?


fb0a8e  No.380965

File: 00a0bc4768a142a⋯.jpg (324.36 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, MasterChefDorsety.jpg)


faf2c2  No.380966

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>380964

A film


faf2c2  No.380967

>>380965

a real masterchef could tell a couple of lesbos to shut up


75112c  No.380968

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

BACK OF THE BUS, BACK OF THE BUS

WE DON'T WANT YOU TO SIT NEAR US

>>380923

welcome back, lass

>>380920

>that time I found mummy's weird spiked vibrating purple dildo contraption thing

>>380947

>used to be

>>380955

take up pipe tobacco and/or cigars

>duh jen err itt

one of my pet peeves. it's so overused, anything fun is DUH JENN ERR ITT, if you like to have fun with your friends and enjoy your life then you're a DUHHHH JENNNN ERRRRR ITTTTTTT


75112c  No.380969

File: 4b1d865682faa7d⋯.jpg (51.47 KB, 704x720, 44:45, just.jpg)

also

>when you realized why your parents had a cowboy hat and a whip in the bedroom


c76720  No.380970

>ywn be one of the men that went to spics house to pound his mother while he had to listen


75112c  No.380971

File: fa6d369c457a7c9⋯.jpg (19.5 KB, 346x450, 173:225, 465b7a993d3fe4ae1be031ed4e….jpg)


c76720  No.380972

>380971

you are the son of a cuck

lmao


c76720  No.380973

2 grilled pork steaks with an apple mayonnaise sauce..


c76720  No.380974

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


ebde4a  No.380975

File: dcb968ab840bb2e⋯.png (23.48 KB, 246x205, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>gammon joint in honey glaze with mini roast potatoes and sweetcorn and peas


c76720  No.380976

>>380975

yummy tbh


86b0cd  No.380977

>>380975

Top notch lad


ebde4a  No.380978

File: 96867b7fc162971⋯.jpg (107.94 KB, 634x422, 317:211, dindins.jpg)

well that didn't last long…


faf2c2  No.380979


241901  No.380980

>>380963

roids are illegal? wut? i didn't know that tbh but it's gay anyway

>>380963

cooler than you poopy poosten

>>380965

keeeeeeek


241901  No.380981

>>380975

nice lad, we had big fat sossies and salted potatoes with beans and mangetout


ebde4a  No.380982

File: 0fc851343d5efeb⋯.png (375.69 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>Windows 7 is getting cut-off next year


241901  No.380983

>>380982

cut off as in how? just support for it?


772cae  No.380984

File: afe9302a79ba50d⋯.png (157.99 KB, 384x444, 32:37, 1550594689006.png)

>>380982

smh. they cut off skype support for old gen ipads and my granddad couldn't talk to his children for a few weeks


ebde4a  No.380985

>>380983

Yeah, unless you pay sillybux (which doubles each year) for extended support until 2023. Basically if you want to keep using Win7 you'll have to do it offline.


fb0a8e  No.380986

File: ff3d690c26593e9⋯.jpeg (22.03 KB, 346x450, 173:225, 465b7a993d3fe4ae1be031ed4….jpeg)

>>380982

>Just spent £800 on a new laptop to find out you can't put Windows 7 on new intel processors

>it's still a paperweight with no OS weeks later


c76720  No.380987

>>380981

MANGE TOUT RODNEY


241901  No.380988

>>380985

that doesnt make sense though like how can they do that

i thought "support" just meant support support, not whether or not you can actually use it

jeez


ebde4a  No.380989

>>380986

Why not use a Linux OS lad?


c76720  No.380990

what OS system are we supposed to use? linux? temple?


772cae  No.380991

File: ae26939a4a64ab4⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1136x638, 568:319, ClipboardImage.png)

UK Parliament Votes on Theresa May’s Brexit Deal For Second and Probably Final Time

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/12/uk-parliament-votes-on-theresa-mays-brexit-deal-for-second-and-probably-final-time/

The House of Commons, Britain’s lower legislative chamber, is voting again on whether to accept Theresa May’s slightly modified Brexit deal which it already rejected in January.

eternal breggsit


241901  No.380992

>>380991

they already finished, lad


ebde4a  No.380993

>>380988

support = updates

no support = no hardware or software updates

no software updates = no security updates

trying to browse the internet without up-to-date security = a very bad time

>>380990

going to give Limux serious consideration. My laptop is Win10 and I hate it.


772cae  No.380994

File: b8928899c32edca⋯.png (262.36 KB, 512x512, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


ebde4a  No.380995

Is there a wordfilter on Linux or did my finger slip?


241901  No.380996

>>380993

well fair enough but theres are plenty of third party security software that people should be using anyway


ebde4a  No.380997

>>380996

third party software still has limits as to what it can do without support


c76720  No.380998

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


fb0a8e  No.380999

File: ae0206670692769⋯.jpg (40.39 KB, 774x399, 258:133, Capture.JPG)

>>380989

I've tried putting Manjaro on it about 10 times now, and every single little thing breaks on it, even the installation process will break every single time unless you modify the grub and then edit lines of code in the Live usb copy. The laptop has a nvidia card too and none of the drivers are working, every different version of drivers i've tried has broken the OS meaning to reinstall and start from scratch constantly. It can work and Manjaro looks dead flashy and smart, but every little thing is broken on it.

I'm going to try linux mint because i've used that before, if that breaks too I'm just gonna flog the laptop, completely lost interest now.

>>380993

tbh lad on this main desktop I turned off updates years ago, it hasn't had an update since 2014 kek. Nothing's gone wrong yet, in fact it probably has less bloat on it


c76720  No.381000

>every single photo of a comedian is them pulling some stupid fucking face


faf2c2  No.381001

File: d33407c3f9c611d⋯.png (535.57 KB, 1275x672, 425:224, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)


ebde4a  No.381002

>>381001

keeeeeek the resemblance is uncanny


faf2c2  No.381003

>told the bossman something from under the hood of the car sounded like grasshoppers

>started laughing because he didn't know what they sound like

ahhh watch more anime


4fd55f  No.381004

File: 8de6743c06ca356⋯.jpg (206.45 KB, 983x1475, 983:1475, 8de6743c06ca3561244716a2ac….jpg)


75112c  No.381005

had a nice shower, buzzed off my facial hair. got my comfiest pajamas, freshly washed, all showered and groomed and clean. feels nice

>>380972

well afaik they cheated on eachother and the father started first and actually had a babby with some blonde thot 15 years younger. but that's very inconvenient for me, I don't give a fuck about this cunt, she doesn't even look like me and I really hope she doesn't get any equity on houses or anything really when the father eventually croaks

and on that note, the fucking medical science bullshit keeping the raisin-niggers alive forever is gonna deny all of us our precious inheiritances for so many years. past the point where it would be useful, won't help us get off out feet

>>380990

>temple

lmao


ebde4a  No.381006

>>381003

How can he not know what a grasshopper sounds like are there really none in Norway?


0d9fe8  No.381007

>>380969

I think back now to one of my famalam's in texas bought these really wild style pink cowboy boots for half her mother's life savings but she never wore them cause she was afraid of staining them. She just left them to sit in a dirty old closet.


88b67b  No.381008

File: b147e299fd8d27f⋯.jpg (106.19 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, D1fDSbJXQAINF9g.jpg)

new version of windows 10 soon with new light theme


2ed424  No.381009

File: 48b41e17dcd0625⋯.jpg (797.42 KB, 1000x1065, 200:213, __tanaka_mamimi_idolmaster….jpg)

>>381003

those aren't grasshoppers in anime, they're cicadas


ebde4a  No.381010

File: 3989498caf48b0e⋯.png (30.92 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ZA4KO4LEfz-2.png)

>using anything but dark themes


faf2c2  No.381011

>>381006

there are, but it's not really something I can recall hearing or seeing


75112c  No.381012

File: 8e3a5c36ed5ddf6⋯.jpg (87.9 KB, 334x334, 1:1, 8e3a5c36ed5ddf63d805b58689….jpg)

>>381007

>why did I reply to myself? I don't remember writing tha- oh wait it's another yank

hello, fren

>>381008

>light theme

disgusting

>>381010

this

lowest monitor brightness, f.lux, dark themes (including browser addon to apply to all websites)

25% brightness + twilight app on goyphone


c36063  No.381013

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


faf2c2  No.381014

File: 1fe87dff97c2cff⋯.png (177.92 KB, 1024x697, 1024:697, 1fe87dff97c2cff0d783942172….png)

>>381009

Ahhhh now bossman will think I am retarded


1e0317  No.381015

File: daeb2eca3b3dc07⋯.png (246.35 KB, 740x504, 185:126, daeb2eca3b3dc07bae702c4411….png)

>>381014

are you feeling any better today lad?


faf2c2  No.381016

File: d71e95001caa0f6⋯.png (524.38 KB, 1136x750, 568:375, 1550121067555.png)

>>381015

no but thanks for asking, lad


faf2c2  No.381017

File: 099c424718f80ce⋯.jpg (14.82 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 099c424718f80ce4918fcaa01a….jpg)

feel ill lads


75112c  No.381018

File: 54d24e4ee06ed30⋯.jpg (116.64 KB, 1160x655, 232:131, smalahove.jpg)

>>381017

eat a hearty traditional meal


1e0317  No.381019

File: ad1ba247952446b⋯.jpg (39.31 KB, 399x351, 133:117, ad1ba247952446b3bc0d9d2e27….jpg)

>>381016

>>381017

*gets you a hot drink *not too hot* and tucks you in*


c76720  No.381020

>>381017

whats the problem chief? let me see if doctor dorset can help you


88b67b  No.381021

>>381017

take the day/night off work


faf2c2  No.381022

>>381018

Nei takk

>>381019

thanks, lad. this will keep me nice and warm in the storm

>>381020

soar throat, owie head and liquid spray-like poos

>>381021

nah it's not that bad, and I can just take my time with newspapers. Been really hectic the last few days because of a lot of extra ads but tonight should be fine…. it better be


1e0317  No.381023

File: 1a61549f4566639⋯.png (69.57 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatwojakposh.png)

>braised peppered lamb with buttered steamed spinach and sweated white cabbage, and for afters, dark chocolate and hazlenuts, served with loose leaf tea with full fat unhomogenised jersey milk


faf2c2  No.381024

>>381023

woah are you a masterchef?


ebde4a  No.381025

File: 72e2affe3f3d113⋯.png (23.09 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 1wefp59nOd-10.png)


c76720  No.381026

>>381023

>full fat unhomogenised jersey milk

where do you get this from?


86b0cd  No.381027

>>381026

Waitrose


4fd55f  No.381028

fuck waitrose

this meme was made by hate waitrose gang


c76720  No.381029

>>381027

you would know, posho


241901  No.381030

waitrose is the only option tbh


0d9fe8  No.381031

>>381012

hello, new here. mercia killed me in /brit/ many a year ago.


75112c  No.381032

>>381027

>>381028

>>381030

>waitrose

what is this, like british whole foods?


c76720  No.381033

>trying to learn drop thumb technique on banjo after being so used to guitar for 10 years

honestly would be easier if i was a completely new player my thumb is so used to guitar stuff AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


ebde4a  No.381034

>>381032

Nah we have wholefoods, Waitrose is just a posh supermarket


86b0cd  No.381035

>>381028

Waitrose is amazing

>>381030

This guy gets it


c76720  No.381036

>all these poshos

YIKES


ebde4a  No.381037

>>381036

Lidl gang rise up


4fd55f  No.381038

>>381035

hate waitrose


88b67b  No.381039

File: 76c9f3bc61ab313⋯.jpg (61.49 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CKLn8TVWwAEfAgd.jpg)

aldi chav here


75112c  No.381040

>>381031

yeah fuck the /shit/ mods, fuck /shit/ in general

fair enough, henceforth I shall use this flag 'cause I can't be bothered to trip


c76720  No.381041


ebde4a  No.381042

>>381040

wew they're really doing their best to kill the board aren't they? I was exiled in Jan, who were you on /shit/ lad?


c36063  No.381043

>>381030

fucking posho


c76720  No.381044

>>381043

t. goes to uni


c36063  No.381045

File: 1b05dcd38ba94ec⋯.jpg (13.04 KB, 647x404, 647:404, me tbqh.jpg)


c36063  No.381046

>>381044

Literally 90% of people go to uni you cockwomble


86b0cd  No.381047

>>381038

Why lad?

>>381039

Hawt


88b67b  No.381048

File: 55d51ea4dbc9181⋯.jpg (35.56 KB, 460x276, 5:3, Glastonbury-festival-goer-….jpg)

hate posh twats tbh


4fd55f  No.381049

>>381047

goblin ex used to shop there


c76720  No.381050

>>381046

um, no, that isn't true

not unless youre middle class, which you are


241901  No.381051

File: a585ac7ecf6ad06⋯.png (22.84 KB, 513x353, 513:353, ClipboardImage.png)

>>381046

it's 40%


c76720  No.381052

>Literally 90% of people go to uni you cockwomble

whats so funny is that he probably believes this


86b0cd  No.381053

>>381049

Wew, I remeber that saga


0d9fe8  No.381054

>>381040

they kept spic around there cause he posted meximudbutt nude girls who could break a mirror at first glance.


1e0317  No.381055

File: 9e35e13182751dc⋯.jpg (19.77 KB, 640x640, 1:1, morrisonsjerseymilk.jpg)

>>381026

Morrisons tbh


c36063  No.381056

>>381050

being middle class is better than being NEET

>>381051

>17-30 years olds

That's a dumb age range, most of those people will have graduated already

90% of my year at school went onto uni, more than that actually


75112c  No.381057

File: 7701f201eb633e9⋯.png (186.38 KB, 528x498, 88:83, 1458097668608.png)

>>381042

spicposter, obviously


75112c  No.381058

>>381054

what state are you from?


c76720  No.381059

>90% of my year at school went onto uni

he really is a posho, bloody hell


ebde4a  No.381060

File: ae25863dac9dee4⋯.jpg (36.48 KB, 300x478, 150:239, mercia.jpg)

>>381057

roooo I thought you were the other burger and that by

>hello, new here

you were talking about yoursef


0d9fe8  No.381061

>>381058

rust belt IL. Northern part not near chicago where the nogs run free though more west of that place.


1e0317  No.381062

File: d399cf6acc1fede⋯.jpg (345.9 KB, 852x480, 71:40, bincosmic7.jpg)

Lads, I want you all to know that I think you're a great bunch, and I'm honoured to have posted along side you during this phase of my life


c36063  No.381063

>>381059

Well actually that's just the sixth form

More dropped out earlier so it's probably more like 80%. Still a lot

Stop larping as working class, you don't work


86b0cd  No.381064

>>381062

You too lad

>>381063

>Stop larping as working class, you don't work

KEEEEK


ebde4a  No.381065

File: f98b0b89d1b6b5a⋯.png (103.68 KB, 420x315, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>this fight

whoever loses, my sides win


1e0317  No.381066

File: c179924bab97dee⋯.png (893.46 KB, 3000x3000, 1:1, 545f44fe00220eba133f14a232….png)

>>381024

>woah are you a masterchef?

no tbh, I just fried a bit of lamb that I'd put some salt and pepper on, then steamed and sweated some veg. It's all quite simple stuff really. Also, I forgot to mention I made a mushroom, garlic, red wine and red current jelly gravy to have it with, which I made with some chicken stock I made last week

tbh, it does sound pretty fancy when I write it all out, ngl


75112c  No.381067

>>381061

ahh, I remember there being one from IL. what do we call you, Lincolnlad?


c76720  No.381068

>>381063

why are you such a mong lad?

absolutely ridiculous claim to say that 90% of people go to uni, when you know thats not true

you cant comprehend people not living a middle class lifestyle

youre free to LARP as whatever ideology you hop to from month to month


0d9fe8  No.381069

>>381067

yea that guy that got shot in the back of the head at the theatre, good way to go out tbh.


ebde4a  No.381070

Dorset is right though


1e0317  No.381071

File: ebc4351f9e9b917⋯.jpg (161.19 KB, 1533x961, 1533:961, confusedpepe.jpg)

Does anyone else here scrape their tongue?

Spig does, but I never even considered doing it. I have a nasty taste in my mouth though today, so I'm wondering if i should…


ebde4a  No.381072

>>381071

Yeah you should. It can be a bit jarring at first but you get used to the feeling. Just remember to clean the scraper regularly because stuff sticks to it better than the bristles.


1e0317  No.381073

>>381072

Do you also floss? I don't…

What sort of tongue scraper do you use?


fb0a8e  No.381074

>>381071

yeah it takes no time at all but you'd be surprised at the amount of gunk


772cae  No.381075

File: a21e18e6db0dc29⋯.gif (944.05 KB, 500x281, 500:281, hug.gif)

>herts comes into the thread

>is immediately rude and argumentative over statistics than he isn't even correct on and that anyone can find out within a google search and one click

Lad…


772cae  No.381076

hope you've not been on the booze again smh


c76720  No.381077

>>381076

he's probably spending the next 30 minutes trying to write a lengthy reply because he doesnt want to back down


ebde4a  No.381078

>>381073

I don't floss tbh, never felt it would make much difference because I've got naturally very good teeth & gums. Might be different for someone who isn't so fortunate.

The scraper is just built into the back of my manual toothbrush's head. I think most toothbrushes have them now, besides the cheapest ones.


c76720  No.381079

>>381071

>try and scrape my tongue

>gag and throw up, making my tongue even more dirty

epic


faf2c2  No.381080

File: 62a3acf1f6fa160⋯.jpg (67.86 KB, 450x405, 10:9, 62a3acf1f6fa160caf92e9401e….jpg)

>>381077

*waits with posting it until you have gone to bed*


772cae  No.381081

>>381080

this is a powerful tactic


c76720  No.381082

>>381080

probably

planning on going to bed in a minute keek

might go now actually, gnight


ebde4a  No.381083

>>381080

absolutely devilish lad


241901  No.381084

>>381062

the feeling is mutual, precious lad


1e0317  No.381085

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I've never actually known Herts to be right about anything tbh


75112c  No.381086

>>381071

yeah try using a spoon or something. I use this $5 tongue scraper thing that's basically a U-shaped smooth piece of metal, scrapes comfortably and effectively and rinses right off


772cae  No.381087

>>381062

That bin is really thicc tbh.


faf2c2  No.381088

>>381082

nigh lid


1e0317  No.381089

>>381082

night lad, sleep well


0d9fe8  No.381090

File: e90d9f9e38ad554⋯.jpg (30.44 KB, 210x272, 105:136, wm-can.jpg)

>>381062

Our The Poster Formerly Known As Bins are really clunky and the wheels snap off of them real easy.


c36063  No.381091

>>381068

The vast majority of people go to uni, that's just true. Yeah some do college and trades but those aren't as big as they used to be. It's not just a middle class thing these days

>youre free to LARP as whatever ideology you hop to from month to month

But I've stayed consistent in my ideology?

>>381075

>westie is passive aggressive again

Come on lad

I was just relating my experience from sixth form tbh this isn't a fucking debate club


ebde4a  No.381092

>>381091

Nigger you are factually incorrect the highest ever % of people to go to uni was just under 30% and that was last year


1e0317  No.381093

File: 9e35e13182751dc⋯.jpg (19.77 KB, 640x640, 1:1, morrisonsjerseymilk.jpg)

>>381092

Was this whole argument started over Jersey Milk?


ebde4a  No.381094

>>381093

It seems so


faf2c2  No.381095

all he had to do was google keek


1e0317  No.381096

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>381094

oh dear…


c36063  No.381097

>>381092

But that's the proportion of total 18 year olds

I was talking people straight out of sixth form

And yeah it was too high, cause I didn't factor in people that dropped out halfway through and went on gap year etc


86b0cd  No.381098

>>381093

Yes, also Morrisons is also based


c36063  No.381099

>>381095

yknow you all have a go at me for being 'mean' or whatever but then you lot are incredibly passive aggressive, so cowardly smh


faf2c2  No.381100

>>381099

You like that term, lad


faf2c2  No.381101

Feel like it's a lot of interpretation tbh, be a bit more charitable, lad, don't think I am out to get you or something


c36063  No.381102


faf2c2  No.381103

File: 3d43fc06d261866⋯.png (69.18 KB, 425x273, 425:273, Tyrant BO BTFO.png)

And then he turns his back…


1e0317  No.381104

File: 5ea8c3c630e11bb⋯.png (11.74 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 3563a2c9c6cf493675b0f818ef….png)

>>381100

*gets (You) an extra blanket*


c36063  No.381105

>>381101

I'm not saying you are?


faf2c2  No.381106

>>381104

*returns them*

I got work, lad, but I warmed them up for you


faf2c2  No.381107

>>381105

Oh, you replied the wrong person here >>381099


1e0317  No.381108

File: c130e19b37158a3⋯.png (38.49 KB, 642x1083, 214:361, jerseymilkfight.png)

>>381098

I never meant for this to happen…


faf2c2  No.381109

sleep well lads, work time


0d9fe8  No.381110

File: d03baa58ec0e8a8⋯.gif (1.26 MB, 640x407, 640:407, Garbage Removal.gif)

>>381107

>Jersey Milk


1e0317  No.381111

File: 8ff89001bff2336⋯.png (33.97 KB, 1400x800, 7:4, DUTYTOOTY.png)

>>381106

aww, poor lad, I hope you get better soon


1e0317  No.381112

File: 0c773e2684d3fc7⋯.jpg (100.29 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 0c773e2684d3fc750484207545….jpg)

>>381109

good luck lad, see you on the other side


304673  No.381113

File: 21122fb5d3ac69d⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 3000x2000, 3:2, 783.jpg)


772cae  No.381114

File: 295bfa09a1bed77⋯.png (55.34 KB, 381x352, 381:352, 1548852370473.png)

>>381091

That is completely and utterly wrong, there is not a single statistic ever recorded in Britain that puts the number of people who have been to university at anywhere near the 'vast majority'. It's not even a majority of people, the highest ever was 49%.

>I was just relating my experience from sixth form tbh this isn't a fucking debate club

If you're just relating your experience why did you just keep labouring the fact after it being demonstrably wrong? Just let it go keeek.


ebde4a  No.381115

>when instructions list a part that doesn't exist due to a typo

rooo


0d9fe8  No.381116

File: d0b04b34f6cf88c⋯.png (329.05 KB, 516x375, 172:125, f86caf8b240fef80882cdebb19….png)

Anyone been to the mountains? Thinking of moving to the appalachia in a few months.


304673  No.381117

File: 66745c2c7f78610⋯.png (141.23 KB, 324x379, 324:379, Capture.PNG)

when will they sort out these american border jumpers, smh


772cae  No.381118

>>381117

what a way to go lol


772cae  No.381119

>>381099

Literally every one of your posts is insulting or antagonising someone and you complain when people ignore you, take a chill pill.


75112c  No.381120

>>381116

I've been in the White Mountains of New Hampshire for a weekend. really nice, the oxygen content in the air is so high, one breath feels like three


1e0317  No.381121

>>381116

I've been to mountains, but none of the burger ones. We have mountains in Wales, Scotland and in the Peak District too


0d9fe8  No.381122

>>381117

They never will, there's still globalists in the DOJ. Got to suck people off to climb ladders these days. Will spend the rest of my days in lush green valleys and plus I can't see many taco stands surviving in the mountains.


c36063  No.381123

>>381114

You miss the point, read >>381097

I keep 'labouring the point' because you citing stuff that isn't actually what I'm saying, or not what I meant anyway

>>381119

I am chill, people just pick arguments with me because they think my banter is an attempt at a serious discussion


772cae  No.381124

File: 5c8d4fff2814aa6⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ClipboardImage.png)

>>381120

>New Hampshire

Looks beautiful smh, you yankees stole our rightful h'wheatfields


0d9fe8  No.381125

>>381120

That's the best part and no city pollution. Looks like a nice place to visit.

>>381121

I bet your mountains don't have the incline ours do. Swerving roads that could mean your death on one frosty morning drive and it's a 30 ft drop to your death. Would have to browse them in google tbh.


1e0317  No.381126

>>381125

>I bet your mountains don't have the incline ours do. Swerving roads that could mean your death on one frosty morning drive and it's a 30 ft drop to your death. Would have to browse them in google tbh.

Mountains in Britain aren't really that much to brag about, but there are some properly scary ones in Europe


75112c  No.381127

>>381124

it's very nice up there, that's my white flight destination


304673  No.381128

pretty much all the news i see has been about

>drumpf

>wammen

>respeccing wammen

>homophobia and speech crimes

>more drumpulululu

>muh poor niggers

thx for filling me in on the stuff i should know guys :)


1e0317  No.381129

>>381128

>thx for filling me in on the stuff i should know guys :)

>"Brexit"

don't forget that


0d9fe8  No.381130

>>381126

I bet, and not having access to a plow is scary enough.

>>381128

Must be nice to have the news cycles shut off for more than a week. We get non stop entertainer crap about failed celebrities and dried up child molesters now.


304673  No.381131

>>381129

ah, yes, that. truth be told ass i saw was one report on how May had her proposal defeated again.


c36063  No.381132

>>381128

What about Trudeau


304673  No.381133

>>381131

ass → all

im eating an apple rn so im typing 'tistically, smh


772cae  No.381134

>>381123

It's literally the likelihood of somebody attending university by age 30 from the general population, used by the government to gague exactly. Even if you count people who dropped out 1 day into their course and students older than 30 there is no way they are going to make up the millions you need to get to vast majority, or the 90% that you stated. You're the one who doesn't understand what you're saying.

>I am chill, people just pick arguments with me because they think my banter is an attempt at a serious discussion

It's not that, you just come across as someone with a fragile ego who feels the need to be superior to people on the internet for no reason.


304673  No.381135

>>381132

one about how it looks like the conservatives have an edge in elections 7 months from now

non-news basically


c36063  No.381136

>>381134

Please read my post

I'm not talking about all people under the age of 30, I meant people going straight out of sixth form which I then lowered once I factored in other things

>you just come across as someone with a fragile ego who feels the need to be superior to people on the internet for no reason

Maybe you're just projecting? I don't come here to argue, people just always start arguments with me cause you all seem to think I'm just a horrible person or whatever, which your very post here proves. I'm not trying to be anything, I just wanna shitpost ff. I utterly despise your entire demeanor on this board, it genuinely repulses me, but I don't bring it up. If I was actually trying to be argumentative you'd fucking know, but you seem too obsessed with me to see clearly. Get off the internet more bro

>>381135

I heard he's completely fucked now

Canadian politics looks like utter shit ngl


75112c  No.381137

>>381136

>Canadian politics looks like utter shit ngl

Canada's the only country that's more fucked than the USA, other than South Africa


304673  No.381138

>>381136

I've tooned out from it, tbh. it's either scandal or incompetency.


c36063  No.381139

>>381137

Yeah and their fucking parties man

gay "conservatives"

gay liberals

gay other liberals

and Faith Goldy

>>381138

Escape to Europe bro

But only you, not anyone else


772cae  No.381140

File: b2f9bdef6836bbf⋯.jpg (19.09 KB, 555x326, 555:326, resirem2-555x326.jpg)

>>381136

> I meant people going straight out of sixth form which I then lowered once I factored in other things

That's still nowhere near the vast majority though, it's only 32.6% for 18 year olds leaving sixth form, I doubt it's a majority even if you count people of other ages from sixth form.

>Maybe you're just projecting? I don't come here to argue, people just always start arguments with me cause you all seem to think I'm just a horrible person or whatever, which your very post here proves.

I don't think you're a horrible person, I don't mind you man. Nobody thinks you're a horrible person keek relax

>I utterly despise your entire demeanor on this board, it genuinely repulses me, but I don't bring it up. If I was actually trying to be argumentative you'd fucking know, but you seem too obsessed with me to see clearly.

If you disike the board so much why come here lol.

>Get off the internet more bro

You're literally arguing because someone disgareed in one post about the number of people that go to university lol


772cae  No.381141

>>381138

will the changs takeover lad?


0d9fe8  No.381142

>>381139

USA died in 2008 actually. Whatever is left over is a floating wreckage that's impossible to salvage short for a few industries. I got a job coming up where I get to break down smartphones/old TVs/computers. It's a junkyard basically that recycles crap to be sold for scrap.


772cae  No.381143

>>381142

> I got a job coming up where I get to break down smartphones/old TVs/computers

you gotta wear a respirator for that stuff? sounds like some gnarly fumes would be involved


772cae  No.381144

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

legit can't get this song out of my head since imperium posted it id actually never heard it before


304673  No.381145

>>381141

no, not them. we've already in the worst of it, as we've always been. we've got those mosey-posey gucci-loafers in the east dictating my side >:/


304673  No.381146

>>381144

me too, tbh.


0d9fe8  No.381147

>>381143

Not sure yet, probably guessing by all the stuff im hearing of all the cancer inducing materials they jam packed into the interior of the older cell phones/computers and god knows what else in the 5g materials.


772cae  No.381148

File: 01a93d24311d378⋯.png (198.42 KB, 510x346, 255:173, ClipboardImage.png)

>>381145

>no, not them. we've already in the worst of it, as we've always been. we've got those mosey-posey gucci-loafers in the east dictating my side >:/

ah yes i see thanks lad


c36063  No.381149

>>381140

I honestly had no idea it was so low but like I said I was mostly just relating my experience

>You're literally arguing because someone disgareed in one post about the number of people that go to university lol

You're the guys that dragged it out, idc about this

>If you disike the board so much why come here lol.

Well I don't really do I?

I can't post at all anymore without somebody starting shit with me cause you all hate me for some reason

>>381142

USA isn't dead, this is what it was always going to become since they pushed west

It needs to die though, are you going to join NWF or whatever they're called?


304673  No.381150

>>381148

i'd like a U.S. system of governance where each province has greater autonomy over their own affairs. right now we have a bunch of gay city-slickers from ontario and quebec deciding everything for the whole nation since they get 2/3rds the vote.


0d9fe8  No.381151

File: e0976d9a229e678⋯.jpg (204.05 KB, 1400x840, 5:3, Unknown Man.jpg)

>>381149

Nah im not one of your rowdy nationalist types. I'm kind of a sasquatch, I'll fold up and move into the hills and kill anyone who comes to take my patch of grass.


772cae  No.381152

>>381150

I thought Canada already had a shit tonne of autonomy kek, you want even more? I thought Canada had more than America. Don't you lads have the right to put trade barriers up between states or something? In terms of voting you're probably right though, I don't really know much bout Canada. I hope you lads can sort your stuff out it's a really beautiful country.


c36063  No.381153

>>381151

based, go full uncle ted


772cae  No.381154

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be shaved by a hard working indian boy and tip him a big amount

bring back the RAJ


304673  No.381155

File: ce7f66ac73c51bc⋯.png (152.21 KB, 800x585, 160:117, canda stuff.png)


772cae  No.381156

>>381155

as if you lads gave us labradors, based. and newfoundlands


ebde4a  No.381157

File: b5303caa3d09e30⋯.png (214.24 KB, 570x513, 10:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>bean warmer

god I hate normies so much


75112c  No.381158

>>381149

>USA isn't dead, this is what it was always going to become since they pushed west

that's not true

>It needs to die though, are you going to join NWF or whatever they're called?

NWF is a dumb meme. it's too ambitious, too much territory, too much population, massive urban areas of economic importance filled with latte-sipping plaid button down libshits

>>381155

sad how those two tiny sections in the southwest and southeast that have high population density filled with foreigners get to drag the whole country down


1e0317  No.381159

File: e82951f3f9742c1⋯.jpg (48.05 KB, 701x499, 701:499, 024028d72d8c2bb0912f10edf9….jpg)

>>381157

norftech


304673  No.381160

>>381159

i like these funny little images, but i dont get it


1e0317  No.381161

>>381160

>i like these funny little images, but i dont get it

is this your first day on a chan site or something?


304673  No.381162

>>381161

ive only seen these ones the past few months


1e0317  No.381163

File: 92275e80ddba807⋯.png (36.19 KB, 632x710, 316:355, 0ce3045ad259d2d3af9adbdeb3….png)

File: 09fbef0f54763d9⋯.jpg (87.19 KB, 620x411, 620:411, 0ef335c8e7b51a7d67a7e8c3ad….jpg)

File: 49b5192b225c01c⋯.png (436.29 KB, 942x712, 471:356, 637700b3030d7249fb4cd82da9….png)

File: 665ba2dbbf2c1aa⋯.png (593.73 KB, 1134x832, 567:416, 1542439080470.png)

>>381162

Norf FC memes started appearing around the time of some football event, to mock the civic idiocy of football supporters


75112c  No.381164

>>381163

but what about muh baste nigger-beating football hooligans?

redpill a yank on football hooliganism


1e0317  No.381165

>>381164

>but what about muh baste nigger-beating football hooligans?

There have been massive efforts to remove the racism from football, giving it a shiny, civic kind of image. But in truth, you can pretty much bet that lots of the football supporters are just as racist as ever tbh


75112c  No.381166

File: 8c67a924d67177b⋯.jpg (17.87 KB, 318x180, 53:30, 8c67a924d67177bcbb7124507d….jpg)

potential taig chimpout

>UK police have confirmed that a group calling itself the Irish Republican Army (IRA) has claimed responsibility for a spate of parcel bombs that were received at buildings in London and Glasgow last week.

>The group, which is also known as the 'New IRA', say five devices were posted to UK addresses but only four have been detected so far.

>Police say the paramilitary organization claimed responsibility for the explosive parcels by sending a statement containing a recognized codeword to a Northern Irish media outlet.

>The group say that three of the envelopes were sent to “commercial targets,” while the other two were posted to British Army recruitment officers.

>The statement says that the device discovered at Glasgow University was intended for a recruitment officer who works there. The undiscovered device was also sent to another recruitment officer, the Belfast Telegraph reports.

>Major disruption was caused when three of the packages were discovered at Heathrow Airport, London City Airport, and Waterloo train station.

>The device sent to Heathrow Airport burst into flames when it was opened, while the other two were dealt with by the British Army bomb squad.


fb0a8e  No.381167

File: 12c81e415032c52⋯.mp4 (6.62 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Sheffield Wednesday.mp4)


75112c  No.381168

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

304673  No.381169

>>381167

>>381168

they're like fucking slavs, god just kill them.


75112c  No.381170

>>381169

better than burger sportsfags, these wiggers wearing gym shorts, nigger basketball shoes, and long socks going almost up to the knee. saying "KOBE!" when they throw shit in the garbage can


fb0a8e  No.381171

File: 717bf39b5bcc1d8⋯.webm (7.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Girls at Ball Games.webm)

vs people that go to games but dont want to be there


c36063  No.381172

>>381158

>that's not true

How so?

>NWF is a dumb meme

Oh I completely agree, but I'd rather the yanks occupied themselves with such ventures rather than coming over here


faf2c2  No.381173

File: c49e52e4eae334e⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1176x882, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6c304c4b034ce57⋯.png (983.99 KB, 1176x882, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 55b72bfd3fe9d7f⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1176x882, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c5a962db7b40383⋯.png (918.97 KB, 1176x882, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>381112

Thanks, lad. I really needed that. Holy shit was I frightened and angry during this shitty drive, BUT I FUCKING DID IT.

Don't know if you have a word for this in English, but we call it fokksnø, snow carried by the wind. It's fucking impossible to get through, at least a big mass of it, some of it you can burst through if you can come out on the other side, but if it is an endless sea of snow you're stuck. Almost got stuck 3 fucking times, the last time being at the last stop REEE.

It blocked some deliveries completely smh.


faf2c2  No.381174

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Time to get as comfy possible while ill. FUCK EVERYTHING


faf2c2  No.381175

File: 21387c764efa0f6⋯.png (51.63 KB, 674x465, 674:465, ClipboardImage.png)

YEEES SUN C'MERE


faf2c2  No.381176

File: 1b0f4d38450e64a⋯.png (53.74 KB, 712x524, 178:131, ClipboardImage.png)

>>381175

>Sor-Trondelag

for fuck's sake my place is worse smh

>raining and below zero degrees

yeah I really don't want to work that week. bosswoman bitch better come back


75112c  No.381177

>>381172

>How so?

well USA is dead for starters. and your other point was that manifest destiny guaranteed the US becoming a non-white shithole? 'cause that's bs, it was exclusively white other than some injuns on reservations and free niggers in the rural south within living memory. that only changed because they opened up the gates for extreme (100+ million in 50 years) non-white immigration

>I'd rather the yanks occupied themselves with such ventures rather than coming over here

idk what the best thing for the remaining yanks to do is. guess the logically best solution to make the most of resources without incurring liability would be for yank lads to get vascetomies and go to Europe to fight in race war while European nationalists focus on capturing their highest quality women and systematically breeding them, while the yankettes tie their legs together and do seppuku like jap samurai wives. but everything about that is completely impractical and ridiculous

>>381173

>Don't know if you have a word for this in English, but we call it fokksnø, snow carried by the wind

kawaii ethnic 22st


e9c21f  No.381178

>>381177

Apparently it is called snowdrift

>>381177

Spig? You look… different.


273844  No.381179

>>381174

Got you hooked.


75112c  No.381180

>>381178

>snordrift

yeah that'd be it

>different

yeah we appear to have acquired a new yank so I've adopted this flag to avoid confusion


e9c21f  No.381181

>>381179

I yield

>>381180

Oh I had no idea, (You) one of his posts? He needs to be vetted


75112c  No.381182

File: 19adc7857d9efcd⋯.mp4 (4 MB, 406x720, 203:360, LiveLeak-dot-com-6E9BA09A-….mp4)

this thot went to take a selfie next to a jaguar enclosure and I guess her arm got bit or slashed or something. naughty kitty

>>381181

>Oh I had no idea, (You) one of his posts? He needs to be vetted

just scroll up, 'til you see burger flags

he's the guy from Illinois


e9c21f  No.381183

>>381116

The mountains or just mountains in general? Been in the mountains. The ones around me aren't really tall though, nor is any mountain in Norway really, tallest one is only 2000 something meters. What do you do that allows you to move?


75112c  No.381184

File: e1739cb92c77a98⋯.mp4 (222.04 KB, 202x360, 101:180, kek.mp4)


e9c21f  No.381185

>>381184

wew, glad she's alive at least


0d9fe8  No.381186

>>381183

What I do that involves me to move? By incurring no debts and shying away from materialism, not really held down by anything. I've lived mostly a traditional/family life so that's a plus in today's society that breeds incompetance among the youth to destabalize themselves in endless debt ventures.


e9c21f  No.381187

>>381186

Good, personally I was lucky to escape it as I almost forced myself to go to uni against my own wishes because I thought I was expected to. Dodged a bullet. You need a place to live and a way to travel though, right, so you need to ge tmoney from somewhere


75112c  No.381188

>>381187

well what are you gonna do for cash in the long-term? you can't just drive forever


e9c21f  No.381189

File: 099c424718f80ce⋯.jpg (14.82 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 099c424718f80ce4918fcaa01a….jpg)

>>381188

Don't say that


e9c21f  No.381190

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Godwinson


0d9fe8  No.381191

>>381187

Ha college was pushed so hard over here it was laughable. I got to know some people in my city council that told me the colleges were running scams since the industry left in the 1980s so I never went. Money is sitting up in inheritance and pension funds for our generation. Every boom cycle in a country is when you really want to dig in and make something of yourself so your children have a plannable future. As far as wages go, it's just something to get ya by, rent and food. Stay away from china made goods.


88b67b  No.381192

>>381188

>>381189

can you be a benefits parasite? It was always a meme since growing up but since the 2008 financial crash that's less possible for single white men than it used to be in the UK.


e9c21f  No.381193

>>381192

Don't want to be, but don't know what automation will bring


88b67b  No.381194

>>381193

I wouldn't mind it so long as it was in nice surroundings, enough for a car and internet and not with ethnics/dysfunctional people.


e9c21f  No.381195

>>381194

You'll live, but I guess I am too materialist :^)


0d9fe8  No.381196

>>381193

Automation brought us:

>57,367,137 Americans on mental illness drugs

>38,844,719 Americans taking antidepressants

>96,917,632 obese people in the U.S. right now


e9c21f  No.381197

>>381196

source? I am not going to argue that it is good for people. Either way nigh night


0d9fe8  No.381198

>>381197

I can't think of anything else that would cause the society to get sick like it has gotten, even before 2001 shit wasn't this bad. Source: http://www.usalivestats.com/


75112c  No.381199

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

1:09:39

my sides


e93614  No.381200

File: 17df62af4c4e4c0⋯.jpg (67.07 KB, 640x433, 640:433, s-l640 (1).jpg)

Inb4 autistic screeching because people are (rightly) bemoaning the downsides of automation itt right now, but I've been watching this doc.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3iGuKud6-WU

>Thanks very much for posting this. I've never seen this film until today - 64 years after my family was featured in the "beach sequence" filmed in February 1953 in Santa Monica. I'm the 6 year old boy running and playing on the beach [at about 24 minutes]. I remember the experience vividly - including the antique Ford parked above the beach. So grateful that the film has finally resurfaced - as I thought it had been lost forever.

Cute tbh.


75112c  No.381201

File: 69a311153e15a9f⋯.gif (27.09 KB, 100x100, 1:1, 69a311153e15a9fb1d40dea251….gif)

fuckin' hell, 5:16am, gotta clean my teeth so I can go to bed already. into the gauntlet, into the fire


ebde4a  No.381203

>>381164

>>381165

The majority aren't really racist though the "racism" in football is just banter that's too working class for the PC brigade


c76720  No.381204

>I was mostly just relating my experience

lol he cant even distinguish between his middle class sixth form anecdotal evidence and the population as a whole

blimey he really is quite stupid


ebde4a  No.381205

They're "I'm not a racist but…" and "I can't be racist some of my best mates are black" types. Only racist to the coloureds who aren't on our teams.


c76720  No.381206

think i saw the ginger lass..


c7fe94  No.381207

File: e7042436fb2593e⋯.png (924.92 KB, 1166x814, 53:37, ClipboardImage.png)


c76720  No.381208


ebde4a  No.381209

File: 3919aec91159174⋯.png (531.99 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


ebde4a  No.381210

File: 849d5f768eb7f7d⋯.png (2.3 MB, 2000x807, 2000:807, ClipboardImage.png)

>Hungarian gov't changed their anti-EU billboards to that couple from the meme


c76720  No.381211

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ASMR School Nurse (taking care of you, lice check)

mmmm yes


c7fe94  No.381212

File: 601f6eef4f0b4d4⋯.png (589.31 KB, 810x539, 810:539, ClipboardImage.png)

Disgraced MP Fiona Onasanya wears electronic tag to cast vote against Brexit deal

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/disgraced-mp-fiona-onasanya-wears-14125757

It is believed to be the first time an MP has voted while wearing a monitoring tag

>Disgraced MP Fiona Onasanya cast her vote against Theresa May's Brexit deal while wearing an electronic tag.

>The Peterborough MP is believed to have been wearing the device while she walked through the division lobby.

>It is believed to be the first time an MP has voted while wearing a monitoring tag.

rofl the state


86b0cd  No.381213

>>381202

>Watching porn at all

Look at this faggot


c76720  No.381214

>people who havent even used the product giving it 5 stars

ARRRRGH WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS FUCKSAKE


ebde4a  No.381215

File: 0e8d015783d06dd⋯.mp4 (2.97 MB, 608x1080, 76:135, basedreptilian.mp4)

keek


273844  No.381216

>>381215

thot patrolled.


86b0cd  No.381217

>>381215

Weird looking girl tbh


c76720  No.381218

>ask my mum if she even thinks about how i feel and she just does her typical "dunno"


c76720  No.381219

reminder that fiber and carbs is fake food


273844  No.381220

Reminder that birds are not important.


13f945  No.381221

>>381166

this is exactly what everyone with a brain expected to happen around brexit


540cb5  No.381222

File: 1c80ecfb5cc24ba⋯.gif (29.17 KB, 1162x890, 581:445, fatbrainwojak.gif)

>>381219

this tbh


f23cc7  No.381223

File: 91914d45176c521⋯.png (104.36 KB, 427x498, 427:498, ClipboardImage.png)

Absolute state of yanks


540cb5  No.381224

>>381220

I want to try to do nofap, so have been wondering if I should get on tinder

It's probably a bad idea though isn't it?


273844  No.381225

>>381224

I was talking about flying birds.


540cb5  No.381226

>>381225

those birds are important though, because of ecology, the environment, and the food chain and shieeeet


273844  No.381227

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Some birds are important.


273844  No.381228

HIS NAME'S WORRAZ

AND HE'S AN ARSEHOLE


c7fe94  No.381229

File: a82c26a08fd0736⋯.gif (2.04 MB, 480x270, 16:9, tenor.gif)

>>381227

>>381228

That is so norf fc


540cb5  No.381230

File: 80527a2e6e58370⋯.jpg (27.13 KB, 708x480, 59:40, 80527a2e6e5837052a57ab6007….jpg)

>thread slow

>no 22st

at least she's no there


c7fe94  No.381231

File: aa311188d00dae4⋯.jpg (185.35 KB, 1061x1500, 1061:1500, 1551536946412.jpg)

>tfw no big comfy library tower


f23cc7  No.381232


c7fe94  No.381233

File: 2aad2fc94430975⋯.png (330.18 KB, 960x1378, 480:689, 701c19b387b8c2e71ac478fd7b….png)

>>381232

does this mean the lads who abstain will become sexual tyrannosauruses in comparison


540cb5  No.381234

File: c4e494d48aceb01⋯.png (8.58 KB, 255x183, 85:61, c4e494d48aceb01a5b0fd952c8….png)

>>381232

P.I.E. is not exactly news though, it's been talked about for almost a decade now

>>381233

the longer I go without a wank, the easier it is to get hard, but also the quicker I cum too. It's a bit of a catch 22


0401fc  No.381235

>>381215

keeeek

>>381230

Hi cutie, just woke up

>>381234

>catching me with your cum

lad… we're in public


c76720  No.381236

>get full up on fish/meat

>still able to eat carbs afterwards

ARRRRGH


c76720  No.381237

wanked thrice today


540cb5  No.381238

File: ca5cda046bec153⋯.png (34.61 KB, 283x203, 283:203, ca5cda046bec15371a97385ff9….png)

>>381235

>>catching me with your cum

what? this didn't happen.

I was talking with westie about biology! Tell him westie. It was an academic conversation

>>381236

lad, don't eat carbs smh. I though you were doing keto?


540cb5  No.381239

File: fe9a5a73df746c8⋯.png (6.75 KB, 200x128, 25:16, c39fc829d5e504c9f8833cbd0a….png)

>>381237

>carbs and now triple accidental wanks?

lad, no!


c76720  No.381240

>>381238

>I though you were doing keto?

im trying but even though i keep telling my mum to stop buying things she still does, and i give in to certain carbs

if she didnt fucking enable it i would get zero cravings

she just doesnt fucking care, sort of like how 22sts mum gives him sweeties despite knowing fully well its bad for him


c76720  No.381241

makes it worse that i have extreme guilt if i leave food, so i have to eat it, regardless of what it is, which makes my mum think that i like it, despite saying i dont

ffs


540cb5  No.381242

File: df122c854989f3a⋯.jpg (34.39 KB, 500x454, 250:227, carrot-cake.jpg)

>>381240

>>381241

yeah, keto is really hard if there are lots of carbs lying around. I probably couldn't do it if there was loads of bread, scones, cakes, potatoes, pasta and other delicious stogy yum yums just available in the kitchen


0401fc  No.381243

>>381236

>>381237

>since he had already been naughty with the food his brain told him it's okay to have a naughty wank

'ate are brains tbh

>>381238

Biology is interesting tbh

>>381240

yeah it's so weird, they want to care for us by feeding us tasty things even when we don't want it smh

>but you do want it, you eat it!

AHHHHHHHHHHH MUMMYYY


c76720  No.381244

>>381243

mummies just enable bad things and comfort

thats why we need strong daddies to teach us discipline and willpower

i ate after i wanked tbh

>>381242

its so frustrating


0401fc  No.381245

>>381244

ah the post-fap munchies, gotta fill that space left by your huge hot loads. And true.

>tfw actually had my dad around most of the time but he was pussywhipped

even if he didn't get any pussy smh


c76720  No.381246

>>381245

why couldnt we just have had good dads smh? everything would be better


0401fc  No.381247

>>381246

Well they are our dads so it's not like it could be any other way. The threat of divorce probably stops a lot of men from having it their way in a relationship, and public school is probably where most kids learn things, which is all retarded. I think it was Varg who said it but school is really not an environment that will help us to live in society, where else do you see classes made up of kids of the same age? The fact that there is one teacher per 30 kids also means you won't really have a real relationship with an adult either. I never liked talking to adults until very recently, well I sitll don't like it. But I thought it wasn't my place to do it before. smh just ranting tbh


85c467  No.381248

File: 46d3fe37f67ff27⋯.png (466.02 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Keep gnoming my colleagues.


ba81d2  No.381249

>>381248

>there's going to be a meeting held about the gnome menace


ba81d2  No.381250

File: 51011e6efa335e7⋯.mp4 (4.22 MB, 560x320, 7:4, Parrot dancing and flirtin….mp4)


ba81d2  No.381251

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh gobby


85c467  No.381252

>>381249

It wouldn't surprise me.

>used an empty Pringles tube as a pillar

>placed my rubber gnome on top of it

>put notes on it saying GNOME GNILLAR and YOU'VE BEEN GNOMED ON IT

>me and a couple more others keep doing the OOH! gnome noise to annoy the boy who sits between us

>sending of gnome related images to each other and across departments

>saying random words with the 'gn' beginning


ba81d2  No.381253

>>381252

w-won't they find out it's you?

>gnillar

fuck's sake


273844  No.381254

File: 27dd84ea7c55149⋯.jpg (19.74 KB, 510x533, 510:533, conradpoohs1.JPG)


ba81d2  No.381255

File: db8fd6c3e47ceae⋯.png (360.34 KB, 504x504, 1:1, db8fd6c3e47ceae2f23800857e….png)

IT'S DUMB I'M NOT LAUGHING


85c467  No.381256

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

WHAT A TWIST


ba81d2  No.381257

>>381256

>33 minutes


ba81d2  No.381258

File: f3fcc3f02cc1443⋯.png (2.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

oooooooof


85c467  No.381259

>>381258

Your daddy?


ba81d2  No.381260

File: 9003d7458834686⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1232x832, 77:52, ClipboardImage.png)

>>381259

In a way, yeah.


273844  No.381261

File: a916b1a428a7b08⋯.mp4 (9.05 MB, 480x360, 4:3, yukkuri song.mp4)


c7fe94  No.381262

File: 95e08bcf5109e2d⋯.jpg (31.36 KB, 252x289, 252:289, tomo.jpg)

>>381261

Love that song


273844  No.381263

>>381262

Wish I knew the source of it.


85c467  No.381264

File: 0875442cc4a9151⋯.png (425.34 KB, 660x371, 660:371, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2af052f0dddde22⋯.png (562.01 KB, 600x450, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 55146f000aa1f5a⋯.png (1.95 MB, 1200x777, 400:259, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 26b60f6ae44f582⋯.png (237.96 KB, 320x435, 64:87, ClipboardImage.png)

THREE DAYS UNTIL THE ZOO


273844  No.381265

>>381264

>making a lego sculpture of a cheetah shagging an antelope

smh…


ba81d2  No.381266

>>381262

>>381261

hurts my ears. weirdos

>>381264

>no pics of birds

>>381265

yeah looks like he wants a piece of that arse doesn't it keek


85c467  No.381267

File: c477ba8b6171c41⋯.png (1004.06 KB, 1000x648, 125:81, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 909de68857954f3⋯.png (296.39 KB, 615x409, 615:409, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 64c3eb27d69226b⋯.png (801.25 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>381266

>large dome where they all live

>animals can roam free

>birds included

Also there's a bat room.


ba81d2  No.381268

File: 06c7d770603aa83⋯.png (310.45 KB, 333x236, 333:236, 06c7d770603aa83a71ee6b6d9b….png)

File: 7269bbefa1aaba7⋯.png (163.8 KB, 474x316, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>>381267

>they forgot to feed the birds the day you visit

I don't find beaks that creepy myself, the worst thing about them for me is how they can break and not heal tbh.


85c467  No.381269

>>381268

>got told to be a good girl or I'd be left with the vultures while he went to explore the zoo and see the monkeys


ebde4a  No.381270

File: 81354764c8d7bf8⋯.png (291.96 KB, 262x500, 131:250, ClipboardImage.png)

evenin' la's


ba81d2  No.381271

File: 3d521367667ba7d⋯.png (151.44 KB, 401x318, 401:318, ClipboardImage.png)

>>381269

ah yeah those are good

Are there any autists to see in the zoo?

>>381270

oi lad. Looking very jojo


273844  No.381272

>>381270

Tha' is what the Queen would do.


c7fe94  No.381273

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c76720  No.381274

>keep getting the shittest luck possible when playing warband

give up


85c467  No.381275

>>381271

I don't think they can legally put us in zoos yet.


ebde4a  No.381276

'Michael Jackson never loved his wife Lisa Marie Presley, made her sleep in the guest room and was ruthlessly using her to acquire Elvis' music catalog, King of Pop's former maid claims

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6796901/Michael-Jackson-never-loved-Lisa-Marie-Presley-using-acquire-Elvis-music.html

Chad tier tbh


540cb5  No.381277

File: 72543e98fe1d433⋯.png (20.63 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 3358d79d3f58d037db0e847a68….png)

>381275

oh no


85c467  No.381278

File: 276a2c1b776824d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 156.08 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


540cb5  No.381279

>>381244

>thats why we need strong daddies to teach us discipline and willpower

my dad never told me about nofap tbh


ba81d2  No.381280

File: 145f2b37f4f2c9e⋯.gif (511.03 KB, 840x488, 105:61, 145f2b37f4f2c9e1f8ab5cc5c5….gif)

>>381277

>381277

Oh yes!

B


540cb5  No.381281

File: 5c9ac22b97ded6b⋯.jpg (25.88 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 37595f7675fd61d7f40c6f3b42….jpg)

>>381278

what's that?


ebde4a  No.381282

File: 0eeaa9d7e1d87a6⋯.gif (187.51 KB, 170x162, 85:81, 1308191394100.gif)

>>381278

Oh gno I've been gnomed


540cb5  No.381283

File: 91d79c8fdafb1e7⋯.png (105.47 KB, 1479x1869, 493:623, 91d79c8fdafb1e76246b0d03e0….png)

>>381280

hullo best lad, are you feeling any better today?


a39070  No.381284

File: 0e222094366aab0⋯.jpg (61.67 KB, 500x618, 250:309, 0e222094366aab04525634d3e9….jpg)

>>381279

>when he wouldn't give me the password to the computer's parental controls because it would "open a whole can of worms"

>when we set up a webcam aimed at the keyboard, had him type it in for something trivial, and cracked it from the video


ba81d2  No.381285

File: 9969c8f273a094c⋯.png (8.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>>381283

Yeah! And you wishing me luck last night saved me on the job!


ba81d2  No.381286

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

l-little bit better but still ill pls feel bad for me and care for me still


ba81d2  No.381287

>>381284

keek. goodlad


540cb5  No.381288

File: 394ec2e83c07902⋯.jpg (75.43 KB, 1127x685, 1127:685, 9a7b818414d413cd4b24edd737….jpg)

>>381284

the lengths we will go for porn smh

it's not very inspiring tbh


a39070  No.381289

>>381288

it wasn't even about that at the time, just being able to use the damn computer to install games or whatever without needing help to type in the password whenenever administrator permissions are abitrarily required


540cb5  No.381290

File: 0cb6779df83fc57⋯.png (60.28 KB, 605x520, 121:104, 73e6c2261c6220b5035864b678….png)

>>381286

>>381285

proud of you lad

still good idea to rest and look after yourself though, sometimes bugs don't go away completely for a while


f3473a  No.381291

it's fucked


540cb5  No.381292

>>381289

If I had kids, I'd want to keep them away from porn too tbh


540cb5  No.381293

>>381291

what is lad?


ba81d2  No.381294

File: 1a8c14ed0df98ed⋯.jpg (46.95 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1494474555051.jpg)

take back saying I am feeling better, I am feeling iller than ever!!

>>381290

I am drinking pepsi max again which means I am on the path to get better tbh


a39070  No.381295

UK PARLIAMENT VOTES DOWN FINAL EU DEAL

Theresa May’s Brexit deal suffers second crushing defeat in UK Parliament

>The U.K.’s Brexit deal with the EU has been rejected by U.K. lawmakers in another landmark defeat for British Prime Minister Theresa May.

>May’s Brexit deal was defeated for the first time back in January but she had hoped last-ditch tweaks, specifically on the contentious Irish border issue, would help persuade Members of Parliament (MPs) to change their minds.

>But her agreement was rejected by 149 votes after 242 MPs voted for the deal and 391 MPs voted against it. This was a smaller defeat than when it was rejected the first time, but the margin still remained significant. Speaking after the result, May said she regretted the decision taken by the House of Commons.

>“I continue to believe that by far the best outcome is that the U.K. leaves the EU in an orderly fashion with a deal, and that the deal we have negotiated is the best and indeed the only deal available,” she told lawmakers.

>Some 75 of her own Conservative MPs reportedly voted against her deal, compared with 118 who voted against it in January. The 10 MPs of the Democratic Unionist Party — which help to prop up May’s party in government — also voted against the deal, as did the Labour party, the Scottish National Party and other opposition parties.

>Sterling initially pared earlier losses against the dollar to trade 0.2 percent lower at $1.3124. However, it slipped again to trade 0.5 percent lower against the greenback.

http://archive.is/fszwd

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/12/theresa-may-brexit-deal-suffers-second-defeat-in-uk-parliament.html

>>381292

well you do that by educating them about its harm, not fighting the losing battle of attempting to prevent access


540cb5  No.381296

File: 2f11a74650218d9⋯.png (108.55 KB, 4470x2290, 447:229, 4d2159a0be012e03fe6f83499d….png)

>>381294

*brings you some extra choccies , a hot drink and vitamins*

get well soon lad x


ba81d2  No.381297

>>381296

ahhh <3 might actually get some hot chocolate tbh, put an extra spoon of choccy in it


e93614  No.381298

>overhear mummy complaining about TV adverts

>"when it's not a little black baby with a pot belly, they're asking me to send money for a fucking donkey"

Keek.


ba81d2  No.381299

File: bda01865e5ecc68⋯.png (20.74 KB, 371x337, 371:337, ClipboardImage.png)

>mummy sending you gifs

w-why don't you do this, The Poster Formerly Known As Bins?


ecac87  No.381300

File: b0df8a4d99593ef⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 553.05 KB, 940x442, 470:221, ClipboardImage.png)

File: dc7cc6514061385⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 13.53 KB, 500x143, 500:143, ClipboardImage.png)

found a goblin worthy of you lot


ba81d2  No.381301

File: 6021867484988d5⋯.png (82.45 KB, 222x715, 222:715, ClipboardImage.png)

oh, she is practicing on how to use the chat


540cb5  No.381302

File: 43610e35084ee8b⋯.png (8.34 KB, 940x922, 470:461, 52a052ec3551910efceed02b45….png)

>>381297

yeah, sounds nice tbh. you deserve it. I like to put cream in it for extra yummy

take some vitamins too if you can


ba81d2  No.381303

>>381300

>88% match

>70 people like you

woah you're popular

she can be my gf if she wants


540cb5  No.381304

File: e6a7838438f197a⋯.png (57.98 KB, 1208x820, 302:205, e6a7838438f197af30fcafcb98….png)

>>381299

>w-why don't you do this, The Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As Bins?

there some things only a mummy can do lad


ba81d2  No.381305

>>381302

oh right forgot to take my vitamins, I will now


e93614  No.381306


273844  No.381307

>>381300

Probably take her if she has a sense of humour, and let's me make Muppet references at her all hours of the day.


540cb5  No.381308

File: e7a62312b891b50⋯.jpg (62.39 KB, 768x574, 384:287, Blake-7-main-pic-de89961.jpg)

>>381307

hey lad, want to watch any more Blakes 7?


273844  No.381309

>>381308

Yeah, go on then.


e93614  No.381310

File: 499099822c18781⋯.jpg (36.58 KB, 740x576, 185:144, fb314beb816b1946c2bd4ce78f….jpg)


a39070  No.381311

>eat a big bowl of ground beef slop and pasta

>take supplements

>all of a suddem feel cold and slightly ill

maybe too many supplements at once? took:

>multi

>fish oil

>loratadine (antihistamine)

>boron

>k2

>muira pruriens

>st. john's wort

>MSM (joints)

>>381303

>>381307

she's a pooch, lads


540cb5  No.381312

File: 7db180b73100420⋯.jpg (42.45 KB, 660x371, 660:371, blakes7.jpg)


273844  No.381313

>>381310

Looks like an ugly girl to me. Or Gordo.


e93614  No.381314

>>381313

>I like rp sexually online

>that neck

I don't know. Could be a real girl. In these times of heinous gayism you can't be sure.


ba81d2  No.381315

>>381306

uh oh

>>381311

pooch?


ba81d2  No.381316

careful don't burn your tongue and ruin your day 22st ahhh


a39070  No.381317

>>381315

>pooch?

pooch means dog. basically I'm saying she's ugly


ba81d2  No.381318

>>381317

I guess. Wouldn't mind a gf


ba81d2  No.381319

who I could use to wipe my snot on


a39070  No.381320

>>381318

yeah well me too but I'd want one that's at least a 6/10, pref 7/10. she's gotta have a purdy face and not be fat at least


ebde4a  No.381321

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

post old memes lads


ba81d2  No.381322

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB, 520x501, 520:501, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>381320

don't have to be conventionally pretty but I can't say I'd want someone objectively ugly, but in the end I'd take that too. N-no fatties though. No that isn't hypocritical smh


ecac87  No.381323

>>381320

good bloody luck mate


ba81d2  No.381324

>>381321

wew that's a blast from the bast

>they are still making videos


ba81d2  No.381325

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540cb5  No.381326

File: 3fb85ce1580af24⋯.png (245.5 KB, 1063x1063, 1:1, 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde173….png)

>>381311

if you feel cold after eating, it might be just that all the blood is rushing to your stomach and intestines to help digest and distrubute the food

Try just having a hot drink to help catalyse the digestive reaction; could be cafeinated too if you feel the need for an energy boost


a39070  No.381327

>>381322

>No that isn't hypocritical smh

well lad your main obstacle to getting a gf (behind finding decent girls which might be hard if you live in the middle of nowhere) would be the blubber. your first priority for improving yourself to the point where you can woo a lass would be getting /fit/. no bully, just telling it like it is

>>381323

I could have already had a qt pure gingey gf but I ignored her because I felt like a chad that could do better at the time. she had a bad jawline, like she leaves her teeth wide open constantly and is maybe a mouth breather (opposite of mewing), and glasses, and her body was very 'average', not very hot. so I ignored her even though she clearly had a crush on me. but if I could go back in time I would jump right on that, she was good enough, it would have been great to date her. think I'd have been her first, she was a pure lass. one of my biggest regrets in life

she was all like "um, excuse me?" and stuff, very shy/cute/demure/feminine and pure. feels bad as fuck

>>381326

thanks lad, I feel better now. think it was from the vitamins


a39070  No.381328

File: f1e22e94b0d53cc⋯.jpg (64.83 KB, 601x601, 1:1, f1e22e94b0d53cc4070f16a3e5….jpg)

I could have deflowered 18 y/o virgin ginger pussy smh


ebde4a  No.381329

>Dwarf Fortress is going to be released on Steam

keek why tho


a39070  No.381330

there was also this fat ginger that was worshiping me as a total chad before that. ANOTHER 18 y/o virgin ginger pussy I could have deflowered, ANOTHER! she was fat though, like too fat. might've enjoyed the fat baps/bum and cushion for the pushin' though, who knows? the social shame though


ebde4a  No.381331

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>those graphics

keeeeeeeeek


a39070  No.381332

oh that fat one had an awful first name though, that's another reason why I didn't even consider it. mainly because there was this other girl I liked that I could have dated

really hurts thinking about the past where I've been around all these girls that NOW I would totally date. but I didn't then and now I'll never see them again and now there are no girls around me that I could or would want to date, unless I cold approach some random which is much more difficult. literally the only girl I could probably date now is a fuggen pajeetess and I'm still thinking about it smh


540cb5  No.381333

File: 0fbfce432d62020⋯.png (231.45 KB, 600x439, 600:439, e704bcc472363b98294d5bc297….png)

>>381328

i hate thinking about missed opportunities from the past, they really feel like a kick in the guts smh


ba81d2  No.381334

>>381332

excuses, just fuck the pajeet you don't need our permission

>>381333

yeah, nothing we can do though tbh


ebde4a  No.381335

File: 766fce8ed1822c7⋯.png (345.96 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>381333

>that time when your gf got naked and whispered in your ear "I want you inside me" and as soon as you start to undress your mummy gets home from work


a39070  No.381336

>>381334

main thing is I don't wanna bring her home to mum. I hate my mother but I still don't wanna bring home a poo, I'm always making fun of indians, imitating the hindi accent and shit


a39070  No.381337

>>381335

>not loudly shagging her with the door open and when your mother approaches you look her dead in the eye while thrusting


a39070  No.381338

she'd be proud of her boy, all grown up


ba81d2  No.381339

>>381336

It's not like you have any principles on the race of people you date when the only thing stopping you is potential ridicule from your mummy keek


a39070  No.381340

>>381339

well the US is fucked anyway. I wouldn't breed a non-white, only shag, idgaf about shag. it's just sosej in hole if the man is white. there's no permanent contamination of a breeding vessel as in the case of coalburning


ba81d2  No.381341

>>381340

any shag is a chance of a baby and a chance of alimony


ebde4a  No.381342

File: 3d8275c90143fa1⋯.jpg (727.05 KB, 1336x4460, 334:1115, Chef Dorset.jpg)


a39070  No.381343

>>381341

>any shag is a chance of a baby

only if you splooge inside her and only if she's ovulating and only if she's not on (((birth control))). pregnancy isn't as easy as you think, couples that want a baby sometimes try for months before they get one. although I question if they're just stupid and don't track her cycle and ensure that she orgasms after he ejaculates, both of them avoiding known endocrine disruptors and generally being healthy. in the current state of the west, I'd bet half of young white people are basically infertile, it's all ogre lads

besides it's kind of a fantasy to have a fertile beaness thot seduce me into 'accidentally' impregnating her for gringo bennies

>alimony

you mean child support, alimony is only after a divorce


ba81d2  No.381344

>>381343

no, lad, any shag is a chance of a baby. and yes child support. Just not worth it.


f3473a  No.381345

File: 77fcb11320f6e10⋯.jpg (214.48 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 77fcb11320f6e10e2d70944b85….jpg)


d5c9d4  No.381346

>>381343

>>381344

just marry her and you won't have to pay why the mental gymnastics


f3473a  No.381347

>>381346

his mum will make fun of him for shagging an indian


39b84c  No.381348

File: fcfd0d275f8cbcd⋯.png (495.89 KB, 7792x2912, 487:182, RP8.png)

FUCK 22ST


a39070  No.381349

>>381346

hullo, lass

>>381347

she sits on the couch snacking on junk food and yapping on the phone about literally everything that ever happens, I don't wanna hear it and I wouldn't want word to spread

think I should skip the poo thot and start lifting again, get all aesthetic and then maybe this summer I'll find an aryan lass. I don't wanna normalize civicry. only reason I consider it is that she's fairly white-presenting, not much darker than say a southern italian of which there are plenty around these parts


d5c9d4  No.381350

>>381349

henlo. i don't know who you're supposed to be sorry. this board gets more and more unrecogniseable. which is great. i don't have time for this.

what if you don't find an aryan lass tho? i don't want to demotivate you from lifting, lifting is great. but then you'll be left with no girl and pissed.


e93614  No.381351

>>381337

>when mummy walked in on me and slagfu in bed when it was downstairs and she got home from work and slagfu froze with fear and didn't even try to get dressed and mummy just pretended not to be bothered


a39070  No.381352

>>381350

I'm spicposter, adopted this flag yesterday 'cause that Illinois yank from /shit/ started posting here

>but then you'll be left with no girl and pissed

I already am


ba81d2  No.381353


39b84c  No.381354

File: ab10caabc4763d7⋯.jpg (10.97 KB, 487x423, 487:423, 1516c31b98511a91f8632ccba8….jpg)

HE'S LYING AGAIN!!!


e93614  No.381355

>>381354

Whomst is?


f3473a  No.381356

>>381355

farty marty


39b84c  No.381357

>>381355

22ST CUNT


f3473a  No.381358

File: 19ebad3d21f81ae⋯.png (507.01 KB, 580x769, 580:769, natalie-portman-jackie-scr….png)


ba81d2  No.381359

>>381356

should smell them now, fucking sick farts. Feel sorry for the lad driving the newspaper delivery car during the day


f3473a  No.381360


ba81d2  No.381361

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ba81d2  No.381362

work time laters


540cb5  No.381363

File: 1b0e7ee43a6e11c⋯.png (7.3 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 0edbb043bab5551d58334fda9a….png)

>>381342

Dorset made this?


f3473a  No.381364


540cb5  No.381365

File: 352acac6d51690c⋯.png (2.53 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 31af8e1d4dca41137c0bd22c87….png)

>>381362

aww no, not again…

bye lad, all the best x


ebde4a  No.381366

>>381363

I was just trying to wind him up after yesterday's argument about cooking


540cb5  No.381367

>>381366

don't pick on poor little Dorshie, he's a good lad most of the time


86b0cd  No.381368

>>381361

Keek, good writing


c7fe94  No.381369

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1f6efc  No.381370

>come 23:00, Martin, the newspaper always come on time!

Polish cunt keeps tricking me lads


f3473a  No.381371

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

based and taffpilled


c7fe94  No.381372

worked out all day cause i had a headache and decided to stay indoors

time to collapse into well deserved sleep my arms are sore


1f6efc  No.381373

Working out because you have a headache?


c7fe94  No.381374

File: 95e08bcf5109e2d⋯.jpg (31.36 KB, 252x289, 252:289, tomo.jpg)

>>381373

i felt too ill to go out anywhere but was bored stuck inside all day so took some paracetemol and had at it


d5c9d4  No.381375

>no deal brexit blocked

jo cox electric bogaloo


ebde4a  No.381376

File: 94125e1953f7b7f⋯.png (143.39 KB, 483x417, 161:139, nuttsun.png)

>>381375

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ebde4a  No.381377

>it's not legally binding

still, my rage does not subside


f3473a  No.381378

>>381377

Baste Nige is lobbying Salvini to veto the extension


d5c9d4  No.381379

>>381378

>having to rely on italy to save britain

oh that's a riot


540cb5  No.381380

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540cb5  No.381381

>>381379

>>having to rely on italy to save britain

we can't really rely on our own politicians, so there isn't really much shame in this tbh


273844  No.381382

File: 0140cb9be1ce0c5⋯.png (295.63 KB, 610x457, 610:457, ClipboardImage.png)

*takes the fight to May


540cb5  No.381383

File: e630c767667567e⋯.jpg (15.2 KB, 300x225, 4:3, supremecommander.jpg)

>>381382

they tried to warn us about the evils of female leaders

why didn't we listen?


304673  No.381384

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

what's his fuckin' problem??

i swear, i'd bonk him on the head with my brownwood ball hitter if i ever come across him >:(


fb0a8e  No.381385

File: fd69ae91f95e6c0⋯.jpg (102.14 KB, 1677x794, 1677:794, cem120.JPG)

File: 6e10caa05e9967f⋯.jpg (42.81 KB, 800x625, 32:25, post-23535-0-72585100-1530….jpg)

File: 8873b0953b5b619⋯.jpg (57.24 KB, 609x800, 609:800, post-51924-0-44378400-1533….jpg)

the new cem120 looks so dreamy

>the pricetag

oh


304673  No.381386

File: 2bddd5b904fa083⋯.jpg (160.94 KB, 1024x993, 1024:993, 1024px-Rosie_O'Donnell_by_….jpg)

it turns out rosie o'donnell was molested as a child, why is it so many gay people turn out to be sexually abused so young? i don't think it's a coincidence.


c36063  No.381387

File: d9f932aa58a6fa7⋯.png (518.02 KB, 500x782, 250:391, i love america.png)

>>381177

>well USA is dead for starters

Yeah but how? What is "the USA" to you?

>your other point was that manifest destiny guaranteed the US becoming a non-white shithole?

No I meant that manifest dynasty meant the US would become a superpower and thus becoming the Great Satan. I didn't mention race at all, although arguably had the Americans not pushed west then there'd be less non-white immigration, the indians would have their own areas, Mexico would still be big, everyone happy

>guess the logically best solution to make the most of resources without incurring liability would be for yank lads to get vascetomies and go to Europe to fight in race war while European nationalists focus on capturing their highest quality women and systematically breeding them, while the yankettes tie their legs together and do seppuku like jap samurai wives. but everything about that is completely impractical and ridiculous

Well at least you added the addendum there. Glad you have the decency to at least endorse vasectomies for yank lads though, I don't want them defiling our women either

>>381300

Doesn't look like a gobIin

>>381379

>save us

no deal Brexit will be a disaster

I like Salvini but his biggest flaw is that he cucks to America like the Brexiteers here


c36063  No.381388

File: eb5934e80e05ef2⋯.png (6.74 MB, 2299x2048, 2299:2048, an jewess.png)

>even jev.vess filters to goblin now

wtf spic


304673  No.381389

File: 4d26c8bbb7e1ce5⋯.jpg (23.9 KB, 492x418, 246:209, Jewess 806.jpg)

>>381388

he's neurotic and schizo. he literally can't help himself from hating on lovely g.oblin.es.


304673  No.381390

j.ew.esses


98bfda  No.381391

File: e7308a2955e1c53⋯.png (186.42 KB, 923x492, 923:492, e7308a2955e1c53681b592f988….png)

>the absolute state of the United States

An FBI frame up and a rigged trial!

Schaeffer Cox, a well known 2nd Amendment lobbyist who had won 38% of the vote in a State House election, became the subject of an intense FBI investigation after he angered State and Federal authorities by openly accusing them of drug trafficking and child prostitution.

Free Schaeffer Cox

>Oil pipeline service company executive, Bill Allen, who had been spared prosecution on multiple counts of sexual abuse of minors in exchange for his 2008 testimony against pro-2nd Amendment Alaska Senator Ted Stevens, was among those implicated. “The State Wide Drug Taskforce supplied children for sex to a number of state and federal officials in exchange for those official’s cooperation in concealing the ongoing illicit drug trafficking activities of the State Wide Drug Taskforce,” Schaeffer Cox said.

>Not long after these public statements, the same departments that Schaeffer Cox accused of corruption sent in numerous provocateurs to try to switch his efforts off of exposing corruption and on to violent vigilante-type actions. Schaeffer cox, who believes in non-aggression and voluntarism, can be heard on multiple undercover recordings telling the provocateurs, “No, I’m going to pull a Ghandi, NOT a Rambo” and “if we turn violent, people will see us as the bad guys.”

>In what some have called a deviation from accepted investigative techniques, the FBI responded to Schaeffer Cox’s rejection of their violent proposals by creating a threat to his children that could serve as a motivator.

>Working with the Office of Child Services, the FBI filed a child neglect complaint regarding Schaeffer and his wife Marti’s 1 and 1/2 year old son. Because they do not require probable cause, child neglect complaints are an attractive tool for investigators who wish to enter a home, but lack any evidence to support a warrant.

>Once Schaeffer Cox was made aware of the “writ of assistance” issued for the seizure of his young son, the FBI dispatched undercover provocateur, Bill Fulton, to again try to convince Schaeffer Cox to go on a shooting spree in response to these new developments. Bill Fulton, acting under the supervision of FBI Special Agent Sandra Klein, pointed out that the child neglect complaint was obviously the corrupt work of Schaeffer Cox’s political adversaries in the government, and urged him to go kill all officials involved.

>When Schaeffer Cox and his friend, Les Zerbe, refused Fulton’s violent suggestions a second time, Fulton flew into a rage, held a hunting knife to Les Zerbe’s throat, and told him he would “slit his throat open and bleed him out at his feet” if he and Cox didn’t agree to the proposed mass shooting. Cox and Zerbe refused, and escaped never to see Fulton again.

>Suspecting foul play by the FBI and local police, and fearing for their lives from Fulton, Schaeffer Cox and his wife went to the military police station on Ft. Wainwright for help. Officers there advised Schaeffer Cox that Federal agents had come into the station and bragged of how they planned to “fix the Schaeffer Cox problem” by “going into his home to take out his kid, then just shoot Schaeffer Cox in the process.” The MP’s gave Schaeffer Cox’s attorney affidavits to this effect and would later testify to the same under oath.

>At FBI Special Agent Klein’s direction, Fulton made a third attempt to get Schaeffer Cox to do a mass shooting. Fulton did this by issuing a death threat ultimatum and promising to kill Schaeffer Cox himself if he refused the proposal of violence again.

>Fearing for their lives, the Cox family packed up and headed for Canada. But the FBI sent another undercover provocateur, RJ Olson, after them, court documents say. Olson, a self described “drug wholesaler” working under the supervision of FBI Special Agent Richard Southerland, held the whole Cox family, including a 2 year old boy and a 3 week old baby girl, hostage, against their will in an attic for 21 days after sabotaging their vehicle, then using death threats from Fulton and a made up story about a truck driver to keep them from leaving.

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98bfda  No.381392

>“The government does not dispute the fact that the actions of the provocateurs working under the FBI’s supervision did in fact meet the legal definition of 1st degree kidnapping,” said Robert John, the Fairbanks attorney who got all related State charges against Cox thrown out.

>On March 10th, 2011 Schaeffer Cox was taken from the attic to a deserted industrial lot in Fairbanks where he believed he would meet the “truck driver” Olson had promised. No such truck driver existed. Instead, there was a FBI ambush of out of town agents who did not know Schaeffer Cox was a well respected local political voice with popular support. The Agent’s, who had been instructed to shoot Schaeffer Cox on site if he had a weapon, were not advised by the local FBI case agent of Cox’s repeated statements about being like Ghandi not Rambo.

>FBI Special Agent Richard Southerland supplied JR Olson with an unregistered, nontraceable pistol and instructed him to “put it in Schaeffer’s lap then get under the truck so there will be some thick metal between you and him when the shooting starts.” The FBI’s plan was interrupted when the owner of the industrial lot happened upon the scene and started asking questions about why men with masks and machine guns were hiding around the corner.

>Schaeffer Cox was arrested and put on trial for “conspiracy against the government.” The prosecution was led by Steve Skrocki and Joseph Botini, the same people that were held in contempt of court for hiding evidence in several related trials of Alaska political personalities. The audio recording of Schaeffer Cox repeatedly rejecting violence were hidden from the jury, but are now being made available to the public by Schaeffer Cox’s supporters via youtube and other means.

>Steve Skrocki, who has publically attacked Schaeffer Cox for his belief in Moral Higher Law, built his case primarily on the testimony of Fulton and Olson. But recently released audio recording and email between Steve Skrocki and his boss, US Attorney Karen Loeffler, now show that Skrocki coached his witnesses to lie, then vouched for those lies in his closing arguments to the jury.

>Still others have taken issue with Skrocki’s entire theory of the case. “The importance of this case is significant to the whole of humanity,” says Larry Pratt, president of Gun Owners of America. He points out that the prosecution conceded that Cox had no actual plans for violence, but convicted him anyway based on Cox’s belief that ‘We The People’ may someday have to stand down an out of control government.

>Schaeffer Cox, who has been in prison since 2011 agrees. “This amounts to sending people to prison for simply believing in the original meaning of the 2nd Amendment,” he says. “If we don’t reverse my conviction, it will set a sweeping new precedent allowing for the wholesale round up of those who have not committed any crimes.”

https://archive.li/vII8v

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304673  No.381393

File: 13f59f883a53120⋯.jpg (21.2 KB, 306x423, 34:47, Queen Jew 50.jpg)


c36063  No.381394

File: 8bd651ed48212d0⋯.jpg (409.47 KB, 1047x1572, 349:524, cold mountain.jpg)

>>381389

I DEMAND THE FREEDOM TO SAY JEW.ESS


98bfda  No.381395

>>381387

>had the Americans not pushed west then there'd be less non-white immigration

why would it make a difference? the reason why there is non-white immigration is because it's government policy put in place by elected representatives and their appointee

>the indians would have their own areas

the indians are irrelevant outside of a few areas with prominent reservations like New Mexico and South Dakota

>Mexico would still be big

all that would mean is more space for procreating more mexicans to potentially immigrate and a longer border which would be even less secure

>>381393

you have to read the bold parts, there's a lot I know, but this is fucking insane


304673  No.381396

>>381395

do bullet points for me, butt-monkey.


c36063  No.381397

>>381395

>why would it make a difference?

Because immigration doesn't happen for no reason, and those reasons would be affected by this

>the indians are irrelevant outside of a few areas with prominent reservations like New Mexico and South Dakota

I know, but I'm talking about a hypothetical alternative timeline

>all that would mean is more space for procreating more mexicans to potentially immigrate and a longer border which would be even less secure

They wouldn't border you, they'd border the indians


98bfda  No.381398

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>381396

have a video

>>381397

>Because immigration doesn't happen for no reason, and those reasons would be affected by this

immigration happens because of jew-controlled puppet politicians that enable it

>They wouldn't border you, they'd border the indians

either mexico would annex the indian lands or we would. there is no independent native american country, they were loincloth-wearing tomahawk-chuckers. and anyway if we 'bordered the indians' then they could just migrate through the indian territory to us, a border is a border


98bfda  No.381399

File: d7ea92e5ac9c3d9⋯.jpg (67.39 KB, 850x400, 17:8, serveimage.jpg)

the only thing that could've saved the US would be if jews were excluded by the constitution as many advocated


98bfda  No.381400

>There is a great danger for the United State of America. This great danger is the Jew. Gentlemen, in every land the Jews have settled, they have depressed the moral level and lowered the degree of commercial honesty. They have remained apart and unassimilated; oppressed, they attempt to strangle the nation financially, as in the case of Portugal and Spain.

>For more than seventeen hundred years they have lamented their sorrowful fate — namely, that they have been driven out of their mother land; but, gentlemen, if the civilized world today should give them back Palestine and their property, they would immediately find pressing reason for not returning there. Why? Because they are vampires and vampires cannot live on other vampires –they cannot live among themselves. They must live among Christians and others who do not belong to their race.

>If they are not expelled from the United States by the Constitution within less than one hundred years, they will stream into this country in such numbers that they will rule and destroy us and change our form of Government for which we Americans shed our blood and sacrificed our life, property and personal freedom. If the Jews are not excluded within two hundred years, our children will be working in the field to feed Jews while they remain in the counting houses, gleefully rubbing their hands.

>I warn you, gentlemen, if you do not exclude the Jews forever, your children and your children’s children will curse you in their graves. Their ideas are not those of Americans, even when they lived among us for ten generations. The leopard cannot change his spots. The Jews are a danger to this land, and if they are allowed to enter, they will imperil our institutions. They should be excluded by the Constitution.


304673  No.381401

>>381398

cool, perhaps i might watch that maybe


c36063  No.381402

>>381398

>immigration happens because of jew-controlled puppet politicians that enable it

Things are more complex than that lad

>either mexico would annex the indian lands or we would. there is no independent native american country, they were loincloth-wearing tomahawk-chuckers. and anyway if we 'bordere