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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 7c21a4dcb142f90⋯.png (258.65 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

772cae  No.380740

EU Prez: UK’s Experience of Leaving EU Will Serve as a ‘Deterrent’ to Others


European Parliament president Antonio Tajani has said that the experiences of Britain attempting to leave the EU will serve as a “deterrent” to other nations considering leaving the bloc.

>Speaking to Germany’s Morgenpost, the Italian politician was asked whether, after nearly three years since the referendum and months of negotiation with obstructive Eurocrats in Brussels, he believed other Eurosceptic member states would be inspired by the UK to leave the bloc.

>“I think that’s impossible,” Mr Tajani told the Berlin daily. “The example of the British will serve as a deterrent. We have to change the European Union. But we have to stay together.”

>Saying that he would be “very happy if the British stayed in the EU,” he maintained that Brussels would remain inflexible on Prime Minister Theresa May’s withdrawal agreement and would only grant an extension to Article 50 if the UK gave a reason — suggesting a “new election or a new referendum” — but otherwise, the current impasse would not be eased by the bloc.

Delingpole: Tony Blair Is a Traitor. Where’s Capital Punishment When You Need It?


Even though Cicero almost certainly never used those pungent lines above so frequently attributed to him on the internet, it’s blindingly obvious whom he would have meant if he had been using them: Tony bloody Blair.

>There is lots of competition for the title Most Godawful Prime Minister in British History. Theresa May is currently keeping it in a locked safe, above the drawer where she keeps her leather trousers. But Blair is and long has been one of the strongest contenders for the crown. And it’s quite possible given today’s allegations that he has been “secretly advising’ Emmanuel Macron on how to thwart Brexit – that he’ll snatch the title back from May and keep it forever.

>According to the Telegraph – citing “sources in Paris” – Tony Blair has been advising the EU to give Britain no concessions at all in the Brexit negotiations. Eventually, so his theory goes, Britain will see the error of its ways and realise that it has much less to lose simply by staying in the EU.

>There’s a word for colluding with foreign powers against your own people. In better times, Tony Blair would have been imprisoned in the Tower and then shot at dawn for it. And in better times still, he would have been hung, drawn and quartered – his entrails burned in front of him – before his head was put on a spike at the entrance to the city of London pour encourager les autres.

Brexit 'sees UK finance firms move £900bn to Europe'


A report into the impact of Brexit on banking and finance firms says some £900bn in financial firms' assets have been moved out of the UK.

>It adds this has cost £3bn-4bn and involves 5,000 expected staff moves or local hires, and that figure will rise.

>The study, by capital markets think tank New Financial, says 275 firms have moved some or all of their business with Dublin the most popular location.

>It says the hit to London was bigger than expected and would get worse.

772cae  No.380744

File: 20af72296edc763⋯.png (146.49 KB, 255x280, 51:56, ClipboardImage.png)

just watched the first x-men tbh

was shocked to see david hayter in the credits had no idea he wrote the screenplay

772cae  No.380745


wew she's intimidating

772cae  No.380746

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this song is really stuck in my head thanks imperium

daa349  No.380747

File: 675a88ce44fea1d⋯.jpg (7.24 KB, 259x194, 259:194, 675a88ce44fea1da4ac506031c….jpg)


>she will never crack your skull open between her mighty thighs

273844  No.380748

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>all these 2014 Gamergate tier reasonable arguments about feminism

This is making me strangely nostalgic.

d71ba9  No.380749

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 48b8c93c90737e9d48971995af….png)


bit weird tbh

daa349  No.380750

File: efc5deebf8cdc88⋯.jpg (47.15 KB, 580x563, 580:563, pepe licks lips.jpg)


she could use a lil more blubber in her tummy area, but other than that, weeeeewwwwww

those legs and bum brehhh

d71ba9  No.380751

File: ad0adde81e3b518⋯.jpg (45.21 KB, 496x595, 496:595, toobigguy.jpg)


yeah but, a girl like that isn't going to date a normal guy. If she's that built, she's only going to go with guys who are super jacked, roided up meat heads. I can't imagine undressing with a girl to discover she has a bod like that, it'd be intimidating. No girl would want to date a guy that she could over power

d71ba9  No.380752


enjoying this

273844  No.380753


It's probably one of their better videos in a while. Strange to see them really speaking critically about something again.

daa349  No.380754


>If she's that built, she's only going to go with guys who are super jacked, roided up meat heads

She would probably only want a /fit/ man. Maybe a bearmode powerlifter, but more likely just a shredded Chad that's a few inches taller than her. Usually when you see these jacked fitness broads, they have a jacked fitness bf that got her into it in the first place.

d71ba9  No.380755


yeah, I got bored of them, it seems like they were a bit scared of being labelled "alt right" so they eased off on the heavy criticism of the poz for a while, and now, for whatever reason they feel safe to venture back into that territory. Maybe, because the alt right is felt to have been killed off as a cultural force, and they wreathed the storm without getting de-platformed, they know feel it's okay to push the envelope a little, not sure

d71ba9  No.380756

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sadbins.png)


maybe. she's out of my league anyway…

d71ba9  No.380757

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has she fucked us?

daa349  No.380758


well nothing good would ever be allowed to happen, I can tell you that much

d71ba9  No.380759

File: 1fef846f25ed99d⋯.jpg (124.05 KB, 787x1197, 787:1197, daintylady.jpg)

I just think women should be dainty and demure

d71ba9  No.380760


it looks like it's not over yet, parliament are still voting on whether to accept her deal again. The way they are dragging this out is sickening, and a deliberate ploy to avoid actually leaving

304673  No.380761

File: a124fafc9a3ca78⋯.jpg (33.24 KB, 720x794, 360:397, 69y9li1ne6z01.jpg)


daa349  No.380762

File: 32428b432239894⋯.png (5.19 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 32428b4322398944f4dc265a04….png)

>some naughty lads bullying me in vidya

>I kill 3 of them and we win


libtards btfo

d71ba9  No.380763

File: 4147e58e7df56a8⋯.png (2.63 MB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 4147e58e7df56a819f3f10c429….png)


>>I kill 3 of them and we win

hopefully this is a sign that the White Race shall prevail

daa349  No.380764

File: 05b9487781ed721⋯.jpg (154.5 KB, 592x592, 1:1, 05b9487781ed721242cfded30c….jpg)

already cleaned my teeth earlier but I wanna snack. guess I'll have to wait til tomorrow, not willing to endure the excruciating 30 minute teeth brushing process

d71ba9  No.380765


>excruciating 30 minute teeth brushing process

why does it take you 30 minutes to brush your teeth?

daa349  No.380766


well it's flossing (5-10 min) then scraping my tongue (few seconds) then brushing my teeth (5 min) then rinsing and installing my retainer (5 min). then sometimes I'll scrape the back of my bottom incisors and cuspids with a metal pick and then floss 'em again, I build up a lot of plaque down there and it cuts down on it a lot if I scrape like once a week. that takes another 5-10 min.

I guess it's more like 15 min but it feels like 30, awful. something about ocd makes it really suck, makes me really conscious of how dirty my mouth is until I'm done, it's such a project, that's the best description I have. that's the main reason why I stay up all night, the bedtime ritual just sucks so much and I'm a hardcore procrastinator

daa349  No.380767

also sometimes (once a week or so, if I do the scrape thing) I'll get this water syringe and blast water into my gums where I got my wisdoms removed to wash out any food or anything that got in there. used to get a bit of discomfort back there but the dental hygienist lady told me there might be an operculum and to rinse. it works well

d71ba9  No.380768


I brush my teeth in under a minute. I just brush them. No flossing or tongue scraping or anything. But then I'm English

daa349  No.380769


I have big teeth with plenty of room for gunk in between them, so flossing is more important than anything for me. takes 3 passes, pulling out big chunks of rotting meat. you should try flossing, see whatcha get

daa349  No.380770

oh and you gotta scrape your tongue, you get bad breath and nasty yellow shit on your tongue otherwise. gross as fuck when a girl has a filthy yellow tongue like that

daa349  No.380771

File: 7f3b4a63d879884⋯.png (17.56 KB, 311x355, 311:355, 7f3b4a63d879884d4512aa8b59….png)

The Poster Formerly Known As Bins breh don't tell me you went to bed already

273844  No.380772

File: 4533aff8d6e1017⋯.png (98.59 KB, 260x390, 2:3, 1219936296927.png)

The green grass grows, where he goes

ffea4d  No.380773

ffea4d  No.380774

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Fresh civics, don't click yet I don't know how cancerous it is

273844  No.380775

File: 88468013b711311⋯.jpg (89.43 KB, 400x399, 400:399, frodo.jpg)

ffea4d  No.380776

File: 71c56ec8c305d1d⋯.png (4.04 KB, 317x95, 317:95, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)


do you ever sleep, lad?

273844  No.380777


I like to sleep during the day because sunlight injures me.

ffea4d  No.380778


You one of them vampires? Or worse, a ginger?

273844  No.380779

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no, I'm just mental.

ffea4d  No.380780

File: 7a6a1a5c7070b66⋯.png (778.42 KB, 1219x461, 1219:461, 7a6a1a5c7070b660563bad71b4….png)

ffea4d  No.380781

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would have infuriated me had I not found the thing it's borrowing from

273844  No.380782


I know. It's so catchy.

ffea4d  No.380783


yeah. doesn't look like there is a longer version smh

273844  No.380784

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Those lyrics though.

daa349  No.380785


baste, stay nice and pale

daa349  No.380786

File: ea5aaa585034511⋯.jpg (78.08 KB, 730x730, 1:1, serveimage.jpg)

vaping, tbh

ffea4d  No.380787

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Keek. Have you seen Cromartie High School?

273844  No.380788


Yeah. I love it.

daa349  No.380789

File: 3c7639f37ed1045⋯.jpg (97.62 KB, 1462x2046, 731:1023, 3c7639f37ed1045fe471bf8a20….jpg)

>0MG (0.0% NICOTINE)

>WARNING: This product contains nicotine

ffea4d  No.380790



ffea4d  No.380791

>RLM wanted a minority super hero female because muh social justice points

god they are cancerous

ffea4d  No.380792

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273844  No.380793


Piku piku piku des ka?

ffea4d  No.380794

File: fa63e07246cb5f2⋯.png (19.54 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)



nigh nigh boys

daa349  No.380795


>that pepe


009e9c  No.380796

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772cae  No.380797

File: 4bba40b0bcaf7a8⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1023x1200, 341:400, ClipboardImage.png)


772cae  No.380798

File: 566d979ba42117b⋯.png (350.97 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson – ‘I’m Going to Stand for Parliament'

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/12/tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-may-run-for-parliament/

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson has announced that he wants to stand for parliament — either in Brussels, as an MEP, if Brexit fails, or in Westminster.

>“If anyone in this country wants to really rock the boat put me in there [Parliament] because I won’t lie and I won’t hold back!” he told me when we met this month.

>But that was before last Thursday’s announcement by Attorney-General Geoffrey Cox that it is “in the public interest” to bring further proceedings against RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson for contempt of court.

i wonder if enough norf fc's would vote for him to put him in parliament

772cae  No.380799

oh god the filter

ebde4a  No.380800

File: bda9a6c8e6588cb⋯.png (1.1 MB, 901x1200, 901:1200, daftman.png)

c76720  No.380801

>yanks have such bad natural teeth they have to clean them for 30 minutes


anyone who makes pornography should be sent to a labour camp tbh, serious offenders executed

c76720  No.380802

Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way


2ed424  No.380803

File: 46de5785c1b3ece⋯.jpg (19.09 KB, 407x407, 1:1, 1549785647748.jpg)


even if norf fc elect him he'll just use the office to lobby for israel

c76720  No.380804


why are you here

2ed424  No.380805

File: 04b832e47c2fe60⋯.png (607.9 KB, 1015x1258, 1015:1258, 1551950506848.png)


because it bothers you

c76720  No.380806


doesnt bother me personally

i have no issue with you really

772cae  No.380807

fresh ginnie

Somali Parents Fly Sons to Africa to Escape Deadly Knife Violence in Khan’s London


Spiralling knife, drugs, and gang crime in London has been leading many concerned Somali parents to send their teenage offspring, who grew up in Britain, away to Africa for their own safety.

>With 50 to 70 per cent of members of the Somali community in Islington, north London, “directly affected” by knife violence and ‘county lines’ drugs crime, mothers who arrived from the troubled African country during the 1990s told the Observer they felt they had “no choice” but to send their children away from an increasingly dangerous UK.

>Sadia Ali, the treasurer of the Islington Somalia Forum and a mother of seven, said she sent her 15-year-old son away to live in the country she once fled as a result of the threat of local gang violence in London, telling the newspaper that many other families in the area have done likewise for their children’s safety.

this reads like a parody article lol, escaping to idyllic somalia from the violent london


reckon most people in nooorf barely know what israel even is other than something to do with jews

772cae  No.380808

File: 5e3e8986bbbcc42⋯.png (249.06 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Interesting how other ethnic groups can retreat to their ancestral homeland to escape the multicultural catastrophe of modern London, yet this is our home, we natives have no such luxury.

c76720  No.380809


must be how the britons felt when you saxons invaded smh

772cae  No.380810

File: c1738d4f98fd613⋯.png (820.78 KB, 600x848, 75:106, ClipboardImage.png)

>Turns out the venezuelan opposition set the aid convoys on fire, not the Maduro government.

>Turns out a US backed regime change consultancy had previously analysed how to topple Chavez by exploiting power outages.

>Turns out that Marco Rubio thought a 'German Dam' had collapsed in Venezuela, when 'German Dam' was just the name of the journalist who wrote the article and he misread the title.

The neocons are embarassing themselves recently, wew.

772cae  No.380811

File: 1a589132b77901a⋯.png (161.16 KB, 400x300, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>when you larp on twitter as a neocon warlord destroyer of tyrants but then your opposition turn out to be the ones burning the aid convoys, you can't even read reports properly, and your regime change ends in complete failure

772cae  No.380812

File: daf1b323bda32f3⋯.png (776.94 KB, 992x490, 496:245, ClipboardImage.png)


>ywn live in a comfy saxon town

772cae  No.380813

File: 30beeb8147db030⋯.png (148.05 KB, 685x987, 685:987, ClipboardImage.png)


faf2c2  No.380814


>Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Bi*son

every time

faf2c2  No.380815


same with niggers getting off the plantation. Gotta throw all the whites under the bus for 15% of every other race

2ed424  No.380816

File: 15f2538e75babb2⋯.png (401.86 KB, 557x645, 557:645, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 95b6c4318c2baf6⋯.png (445.4 KB, 600x825, 8:11, __nanami_chiaki_super_dang….png)

no deal soon


needs more trees on the inside but I would love to live in a nice walled village surrounded by lakes and forests

faf2c2  No.380817


>no deal soon

It better be. I#ll hold you accountable

772cae  No.380818


>no deal soon

Politics is going to start hotting up after March 29th, exciting times ahead.

cute chiaki, love danganronpa me'

faf2c2  No.380819

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hey lad I like this song now

772cae  No.380820


it's ok kinda catchy haha. never seen that pop team epic series thing

faf2c2  No.380821


me neither, what's that? People doing covers?

772cae  No.380822


That's what the song is from I think.

faf2c2  No.380823

wait, what, it's the name of the anime? Isn't that what you watched? smh

772cae  No.380824

File: 4c86d8411ed9ab1⋯.jpg (537.57 KB, 1180x786, 590:393, yorkshiiiiite.jpg)


The government should spend more money on reforesting the UK tbh, I wanna be like Sweden.

faf2c2  No.380825

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Nips can't get enough of the fucking titty envy

faf2c2  No.380826

and the shota with bigger girl thing smh fuck'æs sake

772cae  No.380827

File: a4095002855e21e⋯.jpg (56.37 KB, 705x1000, 141:200, D1LiqZkWoAURnny.jpg)



>and the shota with bigger girl thing smh

Those memes are so popular on the internet these days

faf2c2  No.380828


yeah, and Wess isn't here to enjoy them. He's a big little boy

faf2c2  No.380829

who /naked/ here?

772cae  No.380830

File: 1a25bc0a388851a⋯.gif (461.14 KB, 500x360, 25:18, the rain from spain falls ….gif)

you lads getting this rain too?

faf2c2  No.380831


supposed to snow half a meter in the south of Norway today, and it's going to be really windy. In Trøndelag we get the wind but hopefully not the snow smh

2ed424  No.380832

File: 8ab4fa6d2d1dd51⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1402x1034, 701:517, __mp7_girls_frontline_draw….png)


the sun just came out

very disappointing

273844  No.380833

File: 316c3d7e4b6a377⋯.jpg (403.86 KB, 441x1200, 147:400, pop team epic 1.jpg)


Pop Team Epic's a shitposty anime, based on a shitposty webcomic.

2ed424  No.380834

File: 67662049c85ac3d⋯.png (254.35 KB, 433x738, 433:738, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f818836fbf8a1a7⋯.jpg (58.97 KB, 521x900, 521:900, __original_drawn_by_mattak….jpg)

big sigh

faf2c2  No.380835


so it#s all just short sketches_

faf2c2  No.380836

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

772cae  No.380837

File: 08406be18dbc69e⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1311x929, 1311:929, ClipboardImage.png)


yup now it's sunny here too, swear we were meant to have snow or something


eternal breggsit

273844  No.380838

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Yeah. It's mostly total nonsense. Some of it's really funny though.

ebde4a  No.380839

File: 13c34e770e3b7d7⋯.jpg (231.82 KB, 1284x980, 321:245, Astral Kek.jpg)



> By the time he’d moved on to verbally haranguing Marky Ramone, two seats down, the 63-year-old appeared like nothing so much as a demented slab of gammon berating the panel on Question Time as to how “we” won two world wars and how the best way to deal with Brexit would be to call on Bomber Harris to level the European Commission in a carpet of fire.


f94828  No.380840


baste tories tbh

faf2c2  No.380841

File: 48b8c93c90737e9⋯.png (8.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, awkward pepe1.png)

2ed424  No.380842

File: d89edfa60adfbcc⋯.png (204.22 KB, 551x609, 19:21, ClipboardImage.png)

File: aef02c4775f329e⋯.jpg (67.88 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, __hoshi_shouko_and_shirasa….jpg)

thousand year tory reich

thousand year transition period


based harrisposting

f94828  No.380843


Based Likud should save us

e7607a  No.380844

>peek at the last thread

>/newbrit/ is a Blakes 7 friendly zone



f94828  No.380845

File: 31df8e0b6608375⋯.png (166.52 KB, 462x584, 231:292, ClipboardImage.png)

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2ed424  No.380847

File: 27fe0a7d73a27f4⋯.png (743.44 KB, 797x1200, 797:1200, __original_drawn_by_ama_mi….png)


really hope the israeli poz parties take over, that would be funny


smh this is bullying

f94828  No.380848

File: d0db6da7fd77764⋯.jpg (25.4 KB, 482x490, 241:245, d0db6da7fd7776417507f5e676….jpg)


>really hope the israeli poz parties take over, that would be funny

think of the poor goblines though : - (

273844  No.380849


Which girlie are you avataring as now, larse?

772cae  No.380850

File: cbd1ee2cec0ef4b⋯.gif (2.53 MB, 1005x742, 1005:742, 1552000922207.gif)

faf2c2  No.380851




c76720  No.380852

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273844  No.380853

File: 436a7bf71d22ee2⋯.png (427.34 KB, 1300x1011, 1300:1011, ClipboardImage.png)


Wish I had a Yukkuri figure. I find them strangely alluring.

273844  No.380854

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faf2c2  No.380855

>when you are sick and you have sick farts and the smell only makes you more sick

c76720  No.380856


imagine when your wife is sick and you can smell her sick farts

faf2c2  No.380857


mixed with the smell of her scented flaps

e7607a  No.380858


Yeah it's great

c76720  No.380859



kill yourselves

faf2c2  No.380860

File: b03a2a1a57b8b0d⋯.mp4 (3.67 MB, 640x800, 4:5, kys.mp4)

c76720  No.380861

>constant sunny weather in february

>now its freezing cold and raining

i dont get it

faf2c2  No.380862

File: 1d4c09438953656⋯.png (23.82 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

at least being sick makes me have a deeper voice

2ed424  No.380863

File: 571ad71e33e64bc⋯.jpg (258.43 KB, 573x801, 191:267, 1542929984045.jpg)


plenty of them are marrying arabs already tbh it's a lost cause just like every state that tries to keep two ethnic groups separated with a little barrier

should have got rid of the palestinians when they had the chance hmm


probably konata still

e7607a  No.380864


Might not tbh

fb0a8e  No.380865

File: 5887982380d120b⋯.jpg (51.95 KB, 640x900, 32:45, Dire Straits.jpg)

thats the way we do it

curry for nothing and your chips for free

e7607a  No.380866


I warned you about global warming bro

I told you dog

f94828  No.380867

File: fa5885520335e8d⋯.jpg (120.6 KB, 684x821, 684:821, fa5885520335e8d296add9b9bb….jpg)

772cae  No.380868

File: 26031b0ea79c1d5⋯.png (497.09 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>yeah buddy, that's his own hair

>that orange faggot let the mexicans in

>that orange faggot he's a billionaire

772cae  No.380869


looking a bit rough there chief

fb0a8e  No.380870

File: fcb91c084514471⋯.jpg (103.54 KB, 2500x667, 2500:667, 10855092_10155273326345080….jpg)

f94828  No.380871

c76720  No.380872

>mum undercooked potatoes

cant she do anything right? bloody hell

first meal shes made in months and its SHIT

772cae  No.380873

File: 177b0b871858b9d⋯.png (332.07 KB, 634x448, 317:224, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 28a7f8dd1c5cb67⋯.png (346.12 KB, 634x359, 634:359, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bedb4ee7c1822a0⋯.png (341.04 KB, 634x359, 634:359, ClipboardImage.png)

>Corporation is testing fungicide on Beagles


772cae  No.380874


all the h'jewish babies are taking their toll poorlass

772cae  No.380875

File: 295bfa09a1bed77⋯.png (55.34 KB, 381x352, 381:352, 1548852370473.png)

>all these adult posters who can't cook for themselves

f94828  No.380876

File: d9c9b8e9b8476b1⋯.png (799.87 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, 2b3c5f79b826a3e8b620ee7b16….png)

ebde4a  No.380877

File: 192fa4323a72d84⋯.png (120.38 KB, 276x305, 276:305, m.PNG)


put a spoiler on stuff like that lad trying to mind my blood pressure

faf2c2  No.380878


are you 60, lad?

>he's a double boomer

c76720  No.380879


i do you absolute moron

i am a much better chef than anyone here

that was the first meal anyone had made for me in weeks

suck my dick you weak chinned queerosexual little maggot

772cae  No.380880

File: 01f129aa93da16c⋯.png (203.8 KB, 555x326, 555:326, ClipboardImage.png)

ebde4a  No.380881


A double boomer? I'm younger than you

I was implying that I am very angered by the photos

772cae  No.380882

File: 4ac5589bb1e7c81⋯.jpg (29.6 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 355452.jpg)


Didn't know you were so sensitive, didn't mean to strike a nerve, sorry lad.

faf2c2  No.380883


Sounded a bit like Wessex tbh

c76720  No.380884


takes a big man to apologise, well done

ebde4a  No.380885

File: 66e0dfa0346d866⋯.jpg (91.13 KB, 425x300, 17:12, 1357230939623.jpg)


You're beginning to remind me of Warwickshire

c76720  No.380886


he's dead

faf2c2  No.380887

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


Died of old age

ebde4a  No.380888


and now his spirit possesses you

2ed424  No.380889

File: 42b342e4ce66c54⋯.png (49.77 KB, 634x145, 634:145, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f548e70e8cafe08⋯.jpg (95.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, pencil.jpg)

based pajeet holding the line

I expected him to buckle under media pressure tbh


scientists should test it on themselves instead tbh

c76720  No.380890


nah i have to do occult rituals every day to ward his spirit off smh

c76720  No.380891

>mum left plates and utensils on the oven after cooking and it burnt them

kitchen is a complete mess as well

she just uses the excuse that it isnt big enough but she is that type of person, always making excuses for things

hate it hate it hate it i cant stand living with someone who actually cannot think

e7607a  No.380892


>tfw maid to cook for me

772cae  No.380893

File: bcded25d9323a18⋯.png (284.04 KB, 1200x680, 30:17, ClipboardImage.png)


Stop infecting us with your negative chakras lad.

c76720  No.380894


if i could transfer all my negative energy onto a couple of people here i would

772cae  No.380895

File: 48093f48f257aac⋯.jpg (19.18 KB, 350x350, 1:1, 1550256716877.jpg)


I guess he wants to seem tough on her that people ignore our very lax borders rn

273844  No.380896

File: 65f7e2d16a8bcc9⋯.jpg (3.08 MB, 5178x4248, 863:708, Wizard.jpg)


*curses you

772cae  No.380897

so that*


c76720  No.380898


*dodges it*

273844  No.380899


*it was a boomerang curse, and it hits you in the back

c76720  No.380900


that would mean it would hit you…

f94828  No.380901

File: 9f2f76973bbf0ec⋯.jpg (218.92 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 9f2f76973bbf0eccfd337b46a4….jpg)

772cae  No.380902

File: 26ade6a0fcad847⋯.png (464.61 KB, 1028x902, 514:451, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn own libtards with her

c76720  No.380903

>lesbos playing music really loud

fuck off you twats

faf2c2  No.380904


don#t want to bother you with their moaning and slobbering lad

c76720  No.380905


if they do they i can hear both, annoying

terrible music too

faf2c2  No.380906


grab your guitar and play to the tune

273844  No.380907

File: d1798202fc6679e⋯.png (158.59 KB, 630x700, 9:10, assntitties.png)


Oh no.

273844  No.380908


What does she do again?

e7607a  No.380909


Ugh typical of the conservatives, living up to their nazi forebears

f94828  No.380910



772cae  No.380911

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


DEPORTS hispanics to AUSCHWITZ with truth missiles

772cae  No.380912

File: 6f42d8171636113⋯.png (201.55 KB, 439x490, 439:490, 1550256670968.png)

>enter Dorset level

>lesbian music starts playing

c76720  No.380913


*plays 70s porn music*

c76720  No.380914

>plastic has melted on the cooker so i cant cook

fucking hell

faf2c2  No.380915

File: e65c9c2dbcf4b34⋯.png (9.1 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 38cf7423b261d9b2a48a778753….png)

>that 80s Eastern European porn film with nuns my parents own/ed

faf2c2  No.380916

File: 1e82949418c1fde⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 995.01 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

c76720  No.380917

e7607a  No.380918


>enter westie level

>gachimuchi music plays

faf2c2  No.380919


Told of it before but it was on VHS and it would sometimes get stuck. smh

273844  No.380920

File: 007b1599459f770⋯.jpg (41.65 KB, 700x803, 700:803, 007b1599459f7702ce2d188989….jpg)


>that time I found mummy's vibrator

e7607a  No.380921

ebde4a  No.380922


what's this from?

2ed424  No.380923

File: b803e613f005c60⋯.jpg (167.31 KB, 552x679, 552:679, 1543062510087.jpg)

‘Dangerous Fantasy’ No More — Merkel Backs Joint European Aircraft Carrier


first vichy aircraft carrier soon

e7607a  No.380924


Keep burning it until it's all burned away. Simples. Just keep the windows open and don't breath in.

c76720  No.380925


did you use it?


did you watch it with them?

273844  No.380926


Think you need a woman's thing for that.

faf2c2  No.380927



Naked lunch


Really, lad? Isn't she like old smh


No, watched it with my brothers and the neighbour friend. It was my first cummy and I got scared and my brothers laughed at me as I ran to the bathroom

ebde4a  No.380928

File: da907e4b4bb723e⋯.png (5.43 KB, 400x400, 1:1, what_the_hell_is_happening.png)



>go round qt chubby emo friend's flat

>takes me into her mummy's room

>she pulls out a box from beneath the bed

>it contains a rubber nurse costume, handcuffs, a whip, a vibrator, a GIANT dildo and several polaroids of her with men

e7607a  No.380929

File: 29da651005f27c4⋯.png (239.41 KB, 702x459, 26:17, ClipboardImage.png)


Did you masturbate with other lads around?

c76720  No.380930


i remember when my friend showed me porn smh

his parents found out and he got a bollocking keek


use it on your mouth or bum tbh

faf2c2  No.380931




as you should for perverting innocent minds smh



c76720  No.380932


yeah i was innocent

didnt know what porn even was before then

was at least 11 or 12

273844  No.380933

>sitting around watching porn together

Strangely doesn't seem gay when you're a teenager. We never wanked together though.

ebde4a  No.380934


I was 16 at the time btw

faf2c2  No.380935


goodlad, I think I was quite a bit younger smh


still wouldn't want to think about mummy doing things like this

c76720  No.380936

fucking hungry

guess i'll have to eat something raw



c76720  No.380937

>that time a girl took her clothes off in front of you and told me to fuck her but i sperged out and ran away

faf2c2  No.380938


asked mummy to make waffles tbh

e7607a  No.380939


>Strangely doesn't seem gay when you're a teenager

Yes it does, you great queer.

faf2c2  No.380940


really, lad?

>that film where an older woman rapes a younger boy that our teacher made us watch

e7607a  No.380941


I hope this is a joke post.

772cae  No.380942

File: f40d76580022496⋯.jpg (506.4 KB, 700x1400, 1:2, 1550892537758.jpg)


I'll confess our navy isn't what it should be but we'll have two Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers to our name around 2020~.

e7607a  No.380943


>Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers

Yeah but will have a navy?

772cae  No.380944

File: 375fd64384964bc⋯.jpg (29.39 KB, 500x353, 500:353, large.jpg)


Well we cut our navy so that we don't really have enough ships to project power that well but we'll have them at least.

e7607a  No.380945


>she was issuing hints the boys

e7607a  No.380946


Will we have any planes to fly from them?

241901  No.380947

File: efc09861ef525e9⋯.png (2.82 MB, 1080x1335, 72:89, ClipboardImage.png)

used to be attracted to girls like this tbh

e7607a  No.380948


You prefer boys like that now?

241901  No.380949

File: e8268b886447dd3⋯.jpg (108.06 KB, 650x403, 50:31, japanese women laughing do….jpg)



it's not the ships you need to worry about, it's the fact that our aircraft carriers don't have any aircraft

faf2c2  No.380950


it was a lad

241901  No.380951

evenin lads

f94828  No.380952

File: 585058f0082a4b3⋯.jpg (110.54 KB, 569x715, 569:715, 585058f0082a4b3eadc71fda9c….jpg)

based tories tbh

772cae  No.380953

File: 4255bcdbb35cd3f⋯.png (174.93 KB, 384x960, 2:5, ClipboardImage.png)


Alri lad hows things?

faf2c2  No.380954


toiled till now, lad?

241901  No.380955

File: 717cf210ecd640c⋯.jpg (42.14 KB, 560x612, 140:153, helpercry.jpg)

wish i did something degenerate like drink beer or smoke so i could hang out with people and chat and have friends

241901  No.380956


ok thankyu lew m'boy


no, i cycled home and had dinner and talked with my family

86b0cd  No.380957

Would be fun to dominate her though, you'd feel alpha as fuck

faf2c2  No.380958


do you really though?


hope you wear a helmet, lad

86b0cd  No.380959


Meant to reply to >>380751

86b0cd  No.380960


What the actual fuck

faf2c2  No.380961


that was the reaction I wanted, finally, thank you. keek.

241901  No.380962


no, i just want friends. put hybrid tyres on my bike on the recommendation of a lad i met at work and we both cycle to work, i cycled part of the way home with him today.

i thought he was pretty baste until at lunch he started talking about taking steroids though smh


did this morning but left it off going home

faf2c2  No.380963


>i thought he was pretty baste until at lunch he started talking about taking steroids though smh

smh. You'd think people would be less open with illegal stuff

>did this morning but left it off going home

You are not cool, lad

86b0cd  No.380964


Seriously though lad, what the fuck is that?

fb0a8e  No.380965

File: 00a0bc4768a142a⋯.jpg (324.36 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, MasterChefDorsety.jpg)

faf2c2  No.380966

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


A film

faf2c2  No.380967


a real masterchef could tell a couple of lesbos to shut up

75112c  No.380968

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




welcome back, lass


>that time I found mummy's weird spiked vibrating purple dildo contraption thing


>used to be


take up pipe tobacco and/or cigars

>duh jen err itt

one of my pet peeves. it's so overused, anything fun is DUH JENN ERR ITT, if you like to have fun with your friends and enjoy your life then you're a DUHHHH JENNNN ERRRRR ITTTTTTT

75112c  No.380969

File: 4b1d865682faa7d⋯.jpg (51.47 KB, 704x720, 44:45, just.jpg)


>when you realized why your parents had a cowboy hat and a whip in the bedroom

c76720  No.380970

>ywn be one of the men that went to spics house to pound his mother while he had to listen

75112c  No.380971

File: fa6d369c457a7c9⋯.jpg (19.5 KB, 346x450, 173:225, 465b7a993d3fe4ae1be031ed4e….jpg)

c76720  No.380972


you are the son of a cuck


c76720  No.380973

2 grilled pork steaks with an apple mayonnaise sauce..

c76720  No.380974

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ebde4a  No.380975

File: dcb968ab840bb2e⋯.png (23.48 KB, 246x205, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>gammon joint in honey glaze with mini roast potatoes and sweetcorn and peas

c76720  No.380976


yummy tbh

86b0cd  No.380977


Top notch lad

ebde4a  No.380978

File: 96867b7fc162971⋯.jpg (107.94 KB, 634x422, 317:211, dindins.jpg)

well that didn't last long…

faf2c2  No.380979

241901  No.380980


roids are illegal? wut? i didn't know that tbh but it's gay anyway


cooler than you poopy poosten



241901  No.380981


nice lad, we had big fat sossies and salted potatoes with beans and mangetout

ebde4a  No.380982

File: 0fc851343d5efeb⋯.png (375.69 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>Windows 7 is getting cut-off next year

241901  No.380983


cut off as in how? just support for it?

772cae  No.380984

File: afe9302a79ba50d⋯.png (157.99 KB, 384x444, 32:37, 1550594689006.png)


smh. they cut off skype support for old gen ipads and my granddad couldn't talk to his children for a few weeks

ebde4a  No.380985


Yeah, unless you pay sillybux (which doubles each year) for extended support until 2023. Basically if you want to keep using Win7 you'll have to do it offline.

fb0a8e  No.380986

File: ff3d690c26593e9⋯.jpeg (22.03 KB, 346x450, 173:225, 465b7a993d3fe4ae1be031ed4….jpeg)


>Just spent £800 on a new laptop to find out you can't put Windows 7 on new intel processors

>it's still a paperweight with no OS weeks later

c76720  No.380987



241901  No.380988


that doesnt make sense though like how can they do that

i thought "support" just meant support support, not whether or not you can actually use it


ebde4a  No.380989


Why not use a Linux OS lad?

c76720  No.380990

what OS system are we supposed to use? linux? temple?

772cae  No.380991

File: ae26939a4a64ab4⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1136x638, 568:319, ClipboardImage.png)

UK Parliament Votes on Theresa May’s Brexit Deal For Second and Probably Final Time


The House of Commons, Britain’s lower legislative chamber, is voting again on whether to accept Theresa May’s slightly modified Brexit deal which it already rejected in January.

eternal breggsit

241901  No.380992


they already finished, lad

ebde4a  No.380993


support = updates

no support = no hardware or software updates

no software updates = no security updates

trying to browse the internet without up-to-date security = a very bad time


going to give Limux serious consideration. My laptop is Win10 and I hate it.

772cae  No.380994

File: b8928899c32edca⋯.png (262.36 KB, 512x512, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

ebde4a  No.380995

Is there a wordfilter on Linux or did my finger slip?

241901  No.380996


well fair enough but theres are plenty of third party security software that people should be using anyway

ebde4a  No.380997


third party software still has limits as to what it can do without support

c76720  No.380998

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fb0a8e  No.380999

File: ae0206670692769⋯.jpg (40.39 KB, 774x399, 258:133, Capture.JPG)


I've tried putting Manjaro on it about 10 times now, and every single little thing breaks on it, even the installation process will break every single time unless you modify the grub and then edit lines of code in the Live usb copy. The laptop has a nvidia card too and none of the drivers are working, every different version of drivers i've tried has broken the OS meaning to reinstall and start from scratch constantly. It can work and Manjaro looks dead flashy and smart, but every little thing is broken on it.

I'm going to try linux mint because i've used that before, if that breaks too I'm just gonna flog the laptop, completely lost interest now.


tbh lad on this main desktop I turned off updates years ago, it hasn't had an update since 2014 kek. Nothing's gone wrong yet, in fact it probably has less bloat on it

c76720  No.381000

>every single photo of a comedian is them pulling some stupid fucking face

faf2c2  No.381001

File: d33407c3f9c611d⋯.png (535.57 KB, 1275x672, 425:224, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

ebde4a  No.381002


keeeeeek the resemblance is uncanny

faf2c2  No.381003

>told the bossman something from under the hood of the car sounded like grasshoppers

>started laughing because he didn't know what they sound like

ahhh watch more anime

4fd55f  No.381004

File: 8de6743c06ca356⋯.jpg (206.45 KB, 983x1475, 983:1475, 8de6743c06ca3561244716a2ac….jpg)

75112c  No.381005

had a nice shower, buzzed off my facial hair. got my comfiest pajamas, freshly washed, all showered and groomed and clean. feels nice


well afaik they cheated on eachother and the father started first and actually had a babby with some blonde thot 15 years younger. but that's very inconvenient for me, I don't give a fuck about this cunt, she doesn't even look like me and I really hope she doesn't get any equity on houses or anything really when the father eventually croaks

and on that note, the fucking medical science bullshit keeping the raisin-niggers alive forever is gonna deny all of us our precious inheiritances for so many years. past the point where it would be useful, won't help us get off out feet




ebde4a  No.381006


How can he not know what a grasshopper sounds like are there really none in Norway?

0d9fe8  No.381007


I think back now to one of my famalam's in texas bought these really wild style pink cowboy boots for half her mother's life savings but she never wore them cause she was afraid of staining them. She just left them to sit in a dirty old closet.

88b67b  No.381008

File: b147e299fd8d27f⋯.jpg (106.19 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, D1fDSbJXQAINF9g.jpg)

new version of windows 10 soon with new light theme

2ed424  No.381009

File: 48b41e17dcd0625⋯.jpg (797.42 KB, 1000x1065, 200:213, __tanaka_mamimi_idolmaster….jpg)


those aren't grasshoppers in anime, they're cicadas

ebde4a  No.381010

File: 3989498caf48b0e⋯.png (30.92 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ZA4KO4LEfz-2.png)

>using anything but dark themes

faf2c2  No.381011


there are, but it's not really something I can recall hearing or seeing

75112c  No.381012

File: 8e3a5c36ed5ddf6⋯.jpg (87.9 KB, 334x334, 1:1, 8e3a5c36ed5ddf63d805b58689….jpg)


>why did I reply to myself? I don't remember writing tha- oh wait it's another yank

hello, fren


>light theme




lowest monitor brightness, f.lux, dark themes (including browser addon to apply to all websites)

25% brightness + twilight app on goyphone

c36063  No.381013

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

faf2c2  No.381014

File: 1fe87dff97c2cff⋯.png (177.92 KB, 1024x697, 1024:697, 1fe87dff97c2cff0d783942172….png)


Ahhhh now bossman will think I am retarded

1e0317  No.381015

File: daeb2eca3b3dc07⋯.png (246.35 KB, 740x504, 185:126, daeb2eca3b3dc07bae702c4411….png)


are you feeling any better today lad?

faf2c2  No.381016

File: d71e95001caa0f6⋯.png (524.38 KB, 1136x750, 568:375, 1550121067555.png)


no but thanks for asking, lad

faf2c2  No.381017

File: 099c424718f80ce⋯.jpg (14.82 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 099c424718f80ce4918fcaa01a….jpg)

feel ill lads

75112c  No.381018

File: 54d24e4ee06ed30⋯.jpg (116.64 KB, 1160x655, 232:131, smalahove.jpg)


eat a hearty traditional meal

1e0317  No.381019

File: ad1ba247952446b⋯.jpg (39.31 KB, 399x351, 133:117, ad1ba247952446b3bc0d9d2e27….jpg)



*gets you a hot drink *not too hot* and tucks you in*

c76720  No.381020


whats the problem chief? let me see if doctor dorset can help you

88b67b  No.381021


take the day/night off work

faf2c2  No.381022


Nei takk


thanks, lad. this will keep me nice and warm in the storm


soar throat, owie head and liquid spray-like poos


nah it's not that bad, and I can just take my time with newspapers. Been really hectic the last few days because of a lot of extra ads but tonight should be fine…. it better be

1e0317  No.381023

File: 1a61549f4566639⋯.png (69.57 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatwojakposh.png)

>braised peppered lamb with buttered steamed spinach and sweated white cabbage, and for afters, dark chocolate and hazlenuts, served with loose leaf tea with full fat unhomogenised jersey milk

faf2c2  No.381024


woah are you a masterchef?

ebde4a  No.381025

File: 72e2affe3f3d113⋯.png (23.09 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 1wefp59nOd-10.png)

c76720  No.381026


>full fat unhomogenised jersey milk

where do you get this from?

86b0cd  No.381027



4fd55f  No.381028

fuck waitrose

this meme was made by hate waitrose gang

c76720  No.381029


you would know, posho

241901  No.381030

waitrose is the only option tbh

0d9fe8  No.381031


hello, new here. mercia killed me in /brit/ many a year ago.

75112c  No.381032





what is this, like british whole foods?

c76720  No.381033

>trying to learn drop thumb technique on banjo after being so used to guitar for 10 years

honestly would be easier if i was a completely new player my thumb is so used to guitar stuff AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

ebde4a  No.381034


Nah we have wholefoods, Waitrose is just a posh supermarket

86b0cd  No.381035


Waitrose is amazing


This guy gets it

c76720  No.381036

>all these poshos


ebde4a  No.381037


Lidl gang rise up

4fd55f  No.381038


hate waitrose

88b67b  No.381039

File: 76c9f3bc61ab313⋯.jpg (61.49 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CKLn8TVWwAEfAgd.jpg)

aldi chav here

75112c  No.381040


yeah fuck the /shit/ mods, fuck /shit/ in general

fair enough, henceforth I shall use this flag 'cause I can't be bothered to trip

c76720  No.381041

ebde4a  No.381042


wew they're really doing their best to kill the board aren't they? I was exiled in Jan, who were you on /shit/ lad?

c36063  No.381043


fucking posho

c76720  No.381044


t. goes to uni

c36063  No.381045

File: 1b05dcd38ba94ec⋯.jpg (13.04 KB, 647x404, 647:404, me tbqh.jpg)

c36063  No.381046


Literally 90% of people go to uni you cockwomble

86b0cd  No.381047


Why lad?



88b67b  No.381048

File: 55d51ea4dbc9181⋯.jpg (35.56 KB, 460x276, 5:3, Glastonbury-festival-goer-….jpg)

hate posh twats tbh

4fd55f  No.381049


goblin ex used to shop there

c76720  No.381050


um, no, that isn't true

not unless youre middle class, which you are

241901  No.381051

File: a585ac7ecf6ad06⋯.png (22.84 KB, 513x353, 513:353, ClipboardImage.png)


it's 40%

c76720  No.381052

>Literally 90% of people go to uni you cockwomble

whats so funny is that he probably believes this

86b0cd  No.381053


Wew, I remeber that saga

0d9fe8  No.381054


they kept spic around there cause he posted meximudbutt nude girls who could break a mirror at first glance.

1e0317  No.381055

File: 9e35e13182751dc⋯.jpg (19.77 KB, 640x640, 1:1, morrisonsjerseymilk.jpg)


Morrisons tbh

c36063  No.381056


being middle class is better than being NEET


>17-30 years olds

That's a dumb age range, most of those people will have graduated already

90% of my year at school went onto uni, more than that actually

75112c  No.381057

File: 7701f201eb633e9⋯.png (186.38 KB, 528x498, 88:83, 1458097668608.png)


spicposter, obviously

75112c  No.381058


what state are you from?

c76720  No.381059

>90% of my year at school went onto uni

he really is a posho, bloody hell

ebde4a  No.381060

File: ae25863dac9dee4⋯.jpg (36.48 KB, 300x478, 150:239, mercia.jpg)


roooo I thought you were the other burger and that by

>hello, new here

you were talking about yoursef

0d9fe8  No.381061


rust belt IL. Northern part not near chicago where the nogs run free though more west of that place.

1e0317  No.381062

File: d399cf6acc1fede⋯.jpg (345.9 KB, 852x480, 71:40, bincosmic7.jpg)

Lads, I want you all to know that I think you're a great bunch, and I'm honoured to have posted along side you during this phase of my life

c36063  No.381063


Well actually that's just the sixth form

More dropped out earlier so it's probably more like 80%. Still a lot

Stop larping as working class, you don't work

86b0cd  No.381064


You too lad


>Stop larping as working class, you don't work


ebde4a  No.381065

File: f98b0b89d1b6b5a⋯.png (103.68 KB, 420x315, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>this fight

whoever loses, my sides win

1e0317  No.381066

File: c179924bab97dee⋯.png (893.46 KB, 3000x3000, 1:1, 545f44fe00220eba133f14a232….png)


>woah are you a masterchef?

no tbh, I just fried a bit of lamb that I'd put some salt and pepper on, then steamed and sweated some veg. It's all quite simple stuff really. Also, I forgot to mention I made a mushroom, garlic, red wine and red current jelly gravy to have it with, which I made with some chicken stock I made last week

tbh, it does sound pretty fancy when I write it all out, ngl

75112c  No.381067


ahh, I remember there being one from IL. what do we call you, Lincolnlad?

c76720  No.381068


why are you such a mong lad?

absolutely ridiculous claim to say that 90% of people go to uni, when you know thats not true

you cant comprehend people not living a middle class lifestyle

youre free to LARP as whatever ideology you hop to from month to month

0d9fe8  No.381069


yea that guy that got shot in the back of the head at the theatre, good way to go out tbh.

ebde4a  No.381070

Dorset is right though

1e0317  No.381071

File: ebc4351f9e9b917⋯.jpg (161.19 KB, 1533x961, 1533:961, confusedpepe.jpg)

Does anyone else here scrape their tongue?

Spig does, but I never even considered doing it. I have a nasty taste in my mouth though today, so I'm wondering if i should…

ebde4a  No.381072


Yeah you should. It can be a bit jarring at first but you get used to the feeling. Just remember to clean the scraper regularly because stuff sticks to it better than the bristles.

1e0317  No.381073


Do you also floss? I don't…

What sort of tongue scraper do you use?

fb0a8e  No.381074


yeah it takes no time at all but you'd be surprised at the amount of gunk

772cae  No.381075

File: a21e18e6db0dc29⋯.gif (944.05 KB, 500x281, 500:281, hug.gif)

>herts comes into the thread

>is immediately rude and argumentative over statistics than he isn't even correct on and that anyone can find out within a google search and one click


772cae  No.381076

hope you've not been on the booze again smh

c76720  No.381077


he's probably spending the next 30 minutes trying to write a lengthy reply because he doesnt want to back down

ebde4a  No.381078


I don't floss tbh, never felt it would make much difference because I've got naturally very good teeth & gums. Might be different for someone who isn't so fortunate.

The scraper is just built into the back of my manual toothbrush's head. I think most toothbrushes have them now, besides the cheapest ones.

c76720  No.381079


>try and scrape my tongue

>gag and throw up, making my tongue even more dirty


faf2c2  No.381080

File: 62a3acf1f6fa160⋯.jpg (67.86 KB, 450x405, 10:9, 62a3acf1f6fa160caf92e9401e….jpg)


*waits with posting it until you have gone to bed*

772cae  No.381081


this is a powerful tactic

c76720  No.381082



planning on going to bed in a minute keek

might go now actually, gnight

ebde4a  No.381083


absolutely devilish lad

241901  No.381084


the feeling is mutual, precious lad

1e0317  No.381085

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I've never actually known Herts to be right about anything tbh

75112c  No.381086


yeah try using a spoon or something. I use this $5 tongue scraper thing that's basically a U-shaped smooth piece of metal, scrapes comfortably and effectively and rinses right off

772cae  No.381087


That bin is really thicc tbh.

faf2c2  No.381088


nigh lid

1e0317  No.381089


night lad, sleep well

0d9fe8  No.381090

File: e90d9f9e38ad554⋯.jpg (30.44 KB, 210x272, 105:136, wm-can.jpg)


Our The Poster Formerly Known As Bins are really clunky and the wheels snap off of them real easy.

c36063  No.381091


The vast majority of people go to uni, that's just true. Yeah some do college and trades but those aren't as big as they used to be. It's not just a middle class thing these days

>youre free to LARP as whatever ideology you hop to from month to month

But I've stayed consistent in my ideology?


>westie is passive aggressive again

Come on lad

I was just relating my experience from sixth form tbh this isn't a fucking debate club

ebde4a  No.381092


Nigger you are factually incorrect the highest ever % of people to go to uni was just under 30% and that was last year

1e0317  No.381093

File: 9e35e13182751dc⋯.jpg (19.77 KB, 640x640, 1:1, morrisonsjerseymilk.jpg)


Was this whole argument started over Jersey Milk?

ebde4a  No.381094


It seems so

faf2c2  No.381095

all he had to do was google keek

1e0317  No.381096

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


oh dear…

c36063  No.381097


But that's the proportion of total 18 year olds

I was talking people straight out of sixth form

And yeah it was too high, cause I didn't factor in people that dropped out halfway through and went on gap year etc

86b0cd  No.381098


Yes, also Morrisons is also based

c36063  No.381099


yknow you all have a go at me for being 'mean' or whatever but then you lot are incredibly passive aggressive, so cowardly smh

faf2c2  No.381100


You like that term, lad

faf2c2  No.381101

Feel like it's a lot of interpretation tbh, be a bit more charitable, lad, don't think I am out to get you or something

c36063  No.381102

faf2c2  No.381103

File: 3d43fc06d261866⋯.png (69.18 KB, 425x273, 425:273, Tyrant BO BTFO.png)

And then he turns his back…

1e0317  No.381104

File: 5ea8c3c630e11bb⋯.png (11.74 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 3563a2c9c6cf493675b0f818ef….png)


*gets (You) an extra blanket*

c36063  No.381105


I'm not saying you are?

faf2c2  No.381106


*returns them*

I got work, lad, but I warmed them up for you

faf2c2  No.381107


Oh, you replied the wrong person here >>381099

1e0317  No.381108

File: c130e19b37158a3⋯.png (38.49 KB, 642x1083, 214:361, jerseymilkfight.png)


I never meant for this to happen…

faf2c2  No.381109

sleep well lads, work time

0d9fe8  No.381110

File: d03baa58ec0e8a8⋯.gif (1.26 MB, 640x407, 640:407, Garbage Removal.gif)


>Jersey Milk

1e0317  No.381111

File: 8ff89001bff2336⋯.png (33.97 KB, 1400x800, 7:4, DUTYTOOTY.png)


aww, poor lad, I hope you get better soon

1e0317  No.381112

File: 0c773e2684d3fc7⋯.jpg (100.29 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 0c773e2684d3fc750484207545….jpg)


good luck lad, see you on the other side

304673  No.381113

File: 21122fb5d3ac69d⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 3000x2000, 3:2, 783.jpg)

772cae  No.381114

File: 295bfa09a1bed77⋯.png (55.34 KB, 381x352, 381:352, 1548852370473.png)


That is completely and utterly wrong, there is not a single statistic ever recorded in Britain that puts the number of people who have been to university at anywhere near the 'vast majority'. It's not even a majority of people, the highest ever was 49%.

>I was just relating my experience from sixth form tbh this isn't a fucking debate club

If you're just relating your experience why did you just keep labouring the fact after it being demonstrably wrong? Just let it go keeek.

ebde4a  No.381115

>when instructions list a part that doesn't exist due to a typo


0d9fe8  No.381116

File: d0b04b34f6cf88c⋯.png (329.05 KB, 516x375, 172:125, f86caf8b240fef80882cdebb19….png)

Anyone been to the mountains? Thinking of moving to the appalachia in a few months.

304673  No.381117

File: 66745c2c7f78610⋯.png (141.23 KB, 324x379, 324:379, Capture.PNG)

when will they sort out these american border jumpers, smh

772cae  No.381118


what a way to go lol

772cae  No.381119


Literally every one of your posts is insulting or antagonising someone and you complain when people ignore you, take a chill pill.

75112c  No.381120


I've been in the White Mountains of New Hampshire for a weekend. really nice, the oxygen content in the air is so high, one breath feels like three

1e0317  No.381121


I've been to mountains, but none of the burger ones. We have mountains in Wales, Scotland and in the Peak District too

0d9fe8  No.381122


They never will, there's still globalists in the DOJ. Got to suck people off to climb ladders these days. Will spend the rest of my days in lush green valleys and plus I can't see many taco stands surviving in the mountains.

c36063  No.381123


You miss the point, read >>381097

I keep 'labouring the point' because you citing stuff that isn't actually what I'm saying, or not what I meant anyway


I am chill, people just pick arguments with me because they think my banter is an attempt at a serious discussion

772cae  No.381124

File: 5c8d4fff2814aa6⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ClipboardImage.png)


>New Hampshire

Looks beautiful smh, you yankees stole our rightful h'wheatfields

0d9fe8  No.381125


That's the best part and no city pollution. Looks like a nice place to visit.


I bet your mountains don't have the incline ours do. Swerving roads that could mean your death on one frosty morning drive and it's a 30 ft drop to your death. Would have to browse them in google tbh.

1e0317  No.381126


>I bet your mountains don't have the incline ours do. Swerving roads that could mean your death on one frosty morning drive and it's a 30 ft drop to your death. Would have to browse them in google tbh.

Mountains in Britain aren't really that much to brag about, but there are some properly scary ones in Europe

75112c  No.381127


it's very nice up there, that's my white flight destination

304673  No.381128

pretty much all the news i see has been about



>respeccing wammen

>homophobia and speech crimes

>more drumpulululu

>muh poor niggers

thx for filling me in on the stuff i should know guys :)

1e0317  No.381129


>thx for filling me in on the stuff i should know guys :)


don't forget that

0d9fe8  No.381130


I bet, and not having access to a plow is scary enough.


Must be nice to have the news cycles shut off for more than a week. We get non stop entertainer crap about failed celebrities and dried up child molesters now.

304673  No.381131


ah, yes, that. truth be told ass i saw was one report on how May had her proposal defeated again.

c36063  No.381132


What about Trudeau

304673  No.381133


ass → all

im eating an apple rn so im typing 'tistically, smh

772cae  No.381134


It's literally the likelihood of somebody attending university by age 30 from the general population, used by the government to gague exactly. Even if you count people who dropped out 1 day into their course and students older than 30 there is no way they are going to make up the millions you need to get to vast majority, or the 90% that you stated. You're the one who doesn't understand what you're saying.

>I am chill, people just pick arguments with me because they think my banter is an attempt at a serious discussion

It's not that, you just come across as someone with a fragile ego who feels the need to be superior to people on the internet for no reason.

304673  No.381135


one about how it looks like the conservatives have an edge in elections 7 months from now

non-news basically

c36063  No.381136


Please read my post

I'm not talking about all people under the age of 30, I meant people going straight out of sixth form which I then lowered once I factored in other things

>you just come across as someone with a fragile ego who feels the need to be superior to people on the internet for no reason

Maybe you're just projecting? I don't come here to argue, people just always start arguments with me cause you all seem to think I'm just a horrible person or whatever, which your very post here proves. I'm not trying to be anything, I just wanna shitpost ff. I utterly despise your entire demeanor on this board, it genuinely repulses me, but I don't bring it up. If I was actually trying to be argumentative you'd fucking know, but you seem too obsessed with me to see clearly. Get off the internet more bro


I heard he's completely fucked now

Canadian politics looks like utter shit ngl

75112c  No.381137


>Canadian politics looks like utter shit ngl

Canada's the only country that's more fucked than the USA, other than South Africa

304673  No.381138


I've tooned out from it, tbh. it's either scandal or incompetency.

c36063  No.381139


Yeah and their fucking parties man

gay "conservatives"

gay liberals

gay other liberals

and Faith Goldy


Escape to Europe bro

But only you, not anyone else

772cae  No.381140

File: b2f9bdef6836bbf⋯.jpg (19.09 KB, 555x326, 555:326, resirem2-555x326.jpg)


> I meant people going straight out of sixth form which I then lowered once I factored in other things

That's still nowhere near the vast majority though, it's only 32.6% for 18 year olds leaving sixth form, I doubt it's a majority even if you count people of other ages from sixth form.

>Maybe you're just projecting? I don't come here to argue, people just always start arguments with me cause you all seem to think I'm just a horrible person or whatever, which your very post here proves.

I don't think you're a horrible person, I don't mind you man. Nobody thinks you're a horrible person keek relax

>I utterly despise your entire demeanor on this board, it genuinely repulses me, but I don't bring it up. If I was actually trying to be argumentative you'd fucking know, but you seem too obsessed with me to see clearly.

If you disike the board so much why come here lol.

>Get off the internet more bro

You're literally arguing because someone disgareed in one post about the number of people that go to university lol

772cae  No.381141


will the changs takeover lad?

0d9fe8  No.381142


USA died in 2008 actually. Whatever is left over is a floating wreckage that's impossible to salvage short for a few industries. I got a job coming up where I get to break down smartphones/old TVs/computers. It's a junkyard basically that recycles crap to be sold for scrap.

772cae  No.381143


> I got a job coming up where I get to break down smartphones/old TVs/computers

you gotta wear a respirator for that stuff? sounds like some gnarly fumes would be involved

772cae  No.381144

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

legit can't get this song out of my head since imperium posted it id actually never heard it before

304673  No.381145


no, not them. we've already in the worst of it, as we've always been. we've got those mosey-posey gucci-loafers in the east dictating my side >:/

304673  No.381146


me too, tbh.

0d9fe8  No.381147


Not sure yet, probably guessing by all the stuff im hearing of all the cancer inducing materials they jam packed into the interior of the older cell phones/computers and god knows what else in the 5g materials.

772cae  No.381148

File: 01a93d24311d378⋯.png (198.42 KB, 510x346, 255:173, ClipboardImage.png)


>no, not them. we've already in the worst of it, as we've always been. we've got those mosey-posey gucci-loafers in the east dictating my side >:/

ah yes i see thanks lad

c36063  No.381149


I honestly had no idea it was so low but like I said I was mostly just relating my experience

>You're literally arguing because someone disgareed in one post about the number of people that go to university lol

You're the guys that dragged it out, idc about this

>If you disike the board so much why come here lol.

Well I don't really do I?

I can't post at all anymore without somebody starting shit with me cause you all hate me for some reason


USA isn't dead, this is what it was always going to become since they pushed west

It needs to die though, are you going to join NWF or whatever they're called?

304673  No.381150


i'd like a U.S. system of governance where each province has greater autonomy over their own affairs. right now we have a bunch of gay city-slickers from ontario and quebec deciding everything for the whole nation since they get 2/3rds the vote.

0d9fe8  No.381151

File: e0976d9a229e678⋯.jpg (204.05 KB, 1400x840, 5:3, Unknown Man.jpg)


Nah im not one of your rowdy nationalist types. I'm kind of a sasquatch, I'll fold up and move into the hills and kill anyone who comes to take my patch of grass.

772cae  No.381152


I thought Canada already had a shit tonne of autonomy kek, you want even more? I thought Canada had more than America. Don't you lads have the right to put trade barriers up between states or something? In terms of voting you're probably right though, I don't really know much bout Canada. I hope you lads can sort your stuff out it's a really beautiful country.

c36063  No.381153


based, go full uncle ted

772cae  No.381154

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be shaved by a hard working indian boy and tip him a big amount

bring back the RAJ

304673  No.381155

File: ce7f66ac73c51bc⋯.png (152.21 KB, 800x585, 160:117, canda stuff.png)

772cae  No.381156


as if you lads gave us labradors, based. and newfoundlands

ebde4a  No.381157

File: b5303caa3d09e30⋯.png (214.24 KB, 570x513, 10:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>bean warmer

god I hate normies so much

75112c  No.381158


>USA isn't dead, this is what it was always going to become since they pushed west

that's not true

>It needs to die though, are you going to join NWF or whatever they're called?

NWF is a dumb meme. it's too ambitious, too much territory, too much population, massive urban areas of economic importance filled with latte-sipping plaid button down libshits


sad how those two tiny sections in the southwest and southeast that have high population density filled with foreigners get to drag the whole country down

1e0317  No.381159

File: e82951f3f9742c1⋯.jpg (48.05 KB, 701x499, 701:499, 024028d72d8c2bb0912f10edf9….jpg)



304673  No.381160


i like these funny little images, but i dont get it

1e0317  No.381161


>i like these funny little images, but i dont get it

is this your first day on a chan site or something?

304673  No.381162


ive only seen these ones the past few months

1e0317  No.381163

File: 92275e80ddba807⋯.png (36.19 KB, 632x710, 316:355, 0ce3045ad259d2d3af9adbdeb3….png)

File: 09fbef0f54763d9⋯.jpg (87.19 KB, 620x411, 620:411, 0ef335c8e7b51a7d67a7e8c3ad….jpg)

File: 49b5192b225c01c⋯.png (436.29 KB, 942x712, 471:356, 637700b3030d7249fb4cd82da9….png)

File: 665ba2dbbf2c1aa⋯.png (593.73 KB, 1134x832, 567:416, 1542439080470.png)


Norf FC memes started appearing around the time of some football event, to mock the civic idiocy of football supporters

75112c  No.381164


but what about muh baste nigger-beating football hooligans?

redpill a yank on football hooliganism

1e0317  No.381165


>but what about muh baste nigger-beating football hooligans?

There have been massive efforts to remove the racism from football, giving it a shiny, civic kind of image. But in truth, you can pretty much bet that lots of the football supporters are just as racist as ever tbh

75112c  No.381166

File: 8c67a924d67177b⋯.jpg (17.87 KB, 318x180, 53:30, 8c67a924d67177bcbb7124507d….jpg)

potential taig chimpout

>UK police have confirmed that a group calling itself the Irish Republican Army (IRA) has claimed responsibility for a spate of parcel bombs that were received at buildings in London and Glasgow last week.

>The group, which is also known as the 'New IRA', say five devices were posted to UK addresses but only four have been detected so far.

>Police say the paramilitary organization claimed responsibility for the explosive parcels by sending a statement containing a recognized codeword to a Northern Irish media outlet.

>The group say that three of the envelopes were sent to “commercial targets,” while the other two were posted to British Army recruitment officers.

>The statement says that the device discovered at Glasgow University was intended for a recruitment officer who works there. The undiscovered device was also sent to another recruitment officer, the Belfast Telegraph reports.

>Major disruption was caused when three of the packages were discovered at Heathrow Airport, London City Airport, and Waterloo train station.

>The device sent to Heathrow Airport burst into flames when it was opened, while the other two were dealt with by the British Army bomb squad.

fb0a8e  No.381167

File: 12c81e415032c52⋯.mp4 (6.62 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Sheffield Wednesday.mp4)

75112c  No.381168

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

304673  No.381169



they're like fucking slavs, god just kill them.

75112c  No.381170


better than burger sportsfags, these wiggers wearing gym shorts, nigger basketball shoes, and long socks going almost up to the knee. saying "KOBE!" when they throw shit in the garbage can

fb0a8e  No.381171

File: 717bf39b5bcc1d8⋯.webm (7.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Girls at Ball Games.webm)

vs people that go to games but dont want to be there

c36063  No.381172


>that's not true

How so?

>NWF is a dumb meme

Oh I completely agree, but I'd rather the yanks occupied themselves with such ventures rather than coming over here

faf2c2  No.381173

File: c49e52e4eae334e⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1176x882, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6c304c4b034ce57⋯.png (983.99 KB, 1176x882, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 55b72bfd3fe9d7f⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1176x882, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c5a962db7b40383⋯.png (918.97 KB, 1176x882, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


Thanks, lad. I really needed that. Holy shit was I frightened and angry during this shitty drive, BUT I FUCKING DID IT.

Don't know if you have a word for this in English, but we call it fokksnø, snow carried by the wind. It's fucking impossible to get through, at least a big mass of it, some of it you can burst through if you can come out on the other side, but if it is an endless sea of snow you're stuck. Almost got stuck 3 fucking times, the last time being at the last stop REEE.

It blocked some deliveries completely smh.

faf2c2  No.381174

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Time to get as comfy possible while ill. FUCK EVERYTHING

faf2c2  No.381175

File: 21387c764efa0f6⋯.png (51.63 KB, 674x465, 674:465, ClipboardImage.png)


faf2c2  No.381176

File: 1b0f4d38450e64a⋯.png (53.74 KB, 712x524, 178:131, ClipboardImage.png)



for fuck's sake my place is worse smh

>raining and below zero degrees

yeah I really don't want to work that week. bosswoman bitch better come back

75112c  No.381177


>How so?

well USA is dead for starters. and your other point was that manifest destiny guaranteed the US becoming a non-white shithole? 'cause that's bs, it was exclusively white other than some injuns on reservations and free niggers in the rural south within living memory. that only changed because they opened up the gates for extreme (100+ million in 50 years) non-white immigration

>I'd rather the yanks occupied themselves with such ventures rather than coming over here

idk what the best thing for the remaining yanks to do is. guess the logically best solution to make the most of resources without incurring liability would be for yank lads to get vascetomies and go to Europe to fight in race war while European nationalists focus on capturing their highest quality women and systematically breeding them, while the yankettes tie their legs together and do seppuku like jap samurai wives. but everything about that is completely impractical and ridiculous


>Don't know if you have a word for this in English, but we call it fokksnø, snow carried by the wind

kawaii ethnic 22st

e9c21f  No.381178


Apparently it is called snowdrift


Spig? You look… different.

273844  No.381179


Got you hooked.

75112c  No.381180



yeah that'd be it


yeah we appear to have acquired a new yank so I've adopted this flag to avoid confusion

e9c21f  No.381181


I yield


Oh I had no idea, (You) one of his posts? He needs to be vetted

75112c  No.381182

File: 19adc7857d9efcd⋯.mp4 (4 MB, 406x720, 203:360, LiveLeak-dot-com-6E9BA09A-….mp4)

this thot went to take a selfie next to a jaguar enclosure and I guess her arm got bit or slashed or something. naughty kitty


>Oh I had no idea, (You) one of his posts? He needs to be vetted

just scroll up, 'til you see burger flags

he's the guy from Illinois

e9c21f  No.381183


The mountains or just mountains in general? Been in the mountains. The ones around me aren't really tall though, nor is any mountain in Norway really, tallest one is only 2000 something meters. What do you do that allows you to move?

75112c  No.381184

File: e1739cb92c77a98⋯.mp4 (222.04 KB, 202x360, 101:180, kek.mp4)

e9c21f  No.381185


wew, glad she's alive at least

0d9fe8  No.381186


What I do that involves me to move? By incurring no debts and shying away from materialism, not really held down by anything. I've lived mostly a traditional/family life so that's a plus in today's society that breeds incompetance among the youth to destabalize themselves in endless debt ventures.

e9c21f  No.381187


Good, personally I was lucky to escape it as I almost forced myself to go to uni against my own wishes because I thought I was expected to. Dodged a bullet. You need a place to live and a way to travel though, right, so you need to ge tmoney from somewhere

75112c  No.381188


well what are you gonna do for cash in the long-term? you can't just drive forever

e9c21f  No.381189

File: 099c424718f80ce⋯.jpg (14.82 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 099c424718f80ce4918fcaa01a….jpg)


Don't say that

e9c21f  No.381190

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Godwinson

0d9fe8  No.381191


Ha college was pushed so hard over here it was laughable. I got to know some people in my city council that told me the colleges were running scams since the industry left in the 1980s so I never went. Money is sitting up in inheritance and pension funds for our generation. Every boom cycle in a country is when you really want to dig in and make something of yourself so your children have a plannable future. As far as wages go, it's just something to get ya by, rent and food. Stay away from china made goods.

88b67b  No.381192



can you be a benefits parasite? It was always a meme since growing up but since the 2008 financial crash that's less possible for single white men than it used to be in the UK.

e9c21f  No.381193


Don't want to be, but don't know what automation will bring

88b67b  No.381194


I wouldn't mind it so long as it was in nice surroundings, enough for a car and internet and not with ethnics/dysfunctional people.

e9c21f  No.381195


You'll live, but I guess I am too materialist :^)

0d9fe8  No.381196


Automation brought us:

>57,367,137 Americans on mental illness drugs

>38,844,719 Americans taking antidepressants

>96,917,632 obese people in the U.S. right now

e9c21f  No.381197


source? I am not going to argue that it is good for people. Either way nigh night

0d9fe8  No.381198


I can't think of anything else that would cause the society to get sick like it has gotten, even before 2001 shit wasn't this bad. Source: http://www.usalivestats.com/

75112c  No.381199

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


my sides

e93614  No.381200

File: 17df62af4c4e4c0⋯.jpg (67.07 KB, 640x433, 640:433, s-l640 (1).jpg)

Inb4 autistic screeching because people are (rightly) bemoaning the downsides of automation itt right now, but I've been watching this doc.


>Thanks very much for posting this. I've never seen this film until today - 64 years after my family was featured in the "beach sequence" filmed in February 1953 in Santa Monica. I'm the 6 year old boy running and playing on the beach [at about 24 minutes]. I remember the experience vividly - including the antique Ford parked above the beach. So grateful that the film has finally resurfaced - as I thought it had been lost forever.

Cute tbh.

75112c  No.381201

File: 69a311153e15a9f⋯.gif (27.09 KB, 100x100, 1:1, 69a311153e15a9fb1d40dea251….gif)

fuckin' hell, 5:16am, gotta clean my teeth so I can go to bed already. into the gauntlet, into the fire

ebde4a  No.381203



The majority aren't really racist though the "racism" in football is just banter that's too working class for the PC brigade

c76720  No.381204

>I was mostly just relating my experience

lol he cant even distinguish between his middle class sixth form anecdotal evidence and the population as a whole

blimey he really is quite stupid

ebde4a  No.381205

They're "I'm not a racist but…" and "I can't be racist some of my best mates are black" types. Only racist to the coloureds who aren't on our teams.

c76720  No.381206

think i saw the ginger lass..

c7fe94  No.381207

File: e7042436fb2593e⋯.png (924.92 KB, 1166x814, 53:37, ClipboardImage.png)

c76720  No.381208

ebde4a  No.381209

File: 3919aec91159174⋯.png (531.99 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

ebde4a  No.381210

File: 849d5f768eb7f7d⋯.png (2.3 MB, 2000x807, 2000:807, ClipboardImage.png)

>Hungarian gov't changed their anti-EU billboards to that couple from the meme

c76720  No.381211

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ASMR School Nurse (taking care of you, lice check)

mmmm yes

c7fe94  No.381212

File: 601f6eef4f0b4d4⋯.png (589.31 KB, 810x539, 810:539, ClipboardImage.png)

Disgraced MP Fiona Onasanya wears electronic tag to cast vote against Brexit deal


It is believed to be the first time an MP has voted while wearing a monitoring tag

>Disgraced MP Fiona Onasanya cast her vote against Theresa May's Brexit deal while wearing an electronic tag.

>The Peterborough MP is believed to have been wearing the device while she walked through the division lobby.

>It is believed to be the first time an MP has voted while wearing a monitoring tag.

rofl the state

86b0cd  No.381213


>Watching porn at all

Look at this faggot

c76720  No.381214

>people who havent even used the product giving it 5 stars


ebde4a  No.381215

File: 0e8d015783d06dd⋯.mp4 (2.97 MB, 608x1080, 76:135, basedreptilian.mp4)


273844  No.381216


thot patrolled.

86b0cd  No.381217


Weird looking girl tbh

c76720  No.381218

>ask my mum if she even thinks about how i feel and she just does her typical "dunno"

c76720  No.381219

reminder that fiber and carbs is fake food

273844  No.381220

Reminder that birds are not important.

13f945  No.381221


this is exactly what everyone with a brain expected to happen around brexit

540cb5  No.381222

File: 1c80ecfb5cc24ba⋯.gif (29.17 KB, 1162x890, 581:445, fatbrainwojak.gif)


this tbh

f23cc7  No.381223

File: 91914d45176c521⋯.png (104.36 KB, 427x498, 427:498, ClipboardImage.png)

Absolute state of yanks

540cb5  No.381224


I want to try to do nofap, so have been wondering if I should get on tinder

It's probably a bad idea though isn't it?

273844  No.381225


I was talking about flying birds.

540cb5  No.381226


those birds are important though, because of ecology, the environment, and the food chain and shieeeet

273844  No.381227

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Some birds are important.

273844  No.381228



c7fe94  No.381229

File: a82c26a08fd0736⋯.gif (2.04 MB, 480x270, 16:9, tenor.gif)



That is so norf fc

540cb5  No.381230

File: 80527a2e6e58370⋯.jpg (27.13 KB, 708x480, 59:40, 80527a2e6e5837052a57ab6007….jpg)

>thread slow

>no 22st

at least she's no there

c7fe94  No.381231

File: aa311188d00dae4⋯.jpg (185.35 KB, 1061x1500, 1061:1500, 1551536946412.jpg)

>tfw no big comfy library tower

f23cc7  No.381232

c7fe94  No.381233

File: 2aad2fc94430975⋯.png (330.18 KB, 960x1378, 480:689, 701c19b387b8c2e71ac478fd7b….png)


does this mean the lads who abstain will become sexual tyrannosauruses in comparison

540cb5  No.381234

File: c4e494d48aceb01⋯.png (8.58 KB, 255x183, 85:61, c4e494d48aceb01a5b0fd952c8….png)


P.I.E. is not exactly news though, it's been talked about for almost a decade now


the longer I go without a wank, the easier it is to get hard, but also the quicker I cum too. It's a bit of a catch 22

0401fc  No.381235




Hi cutie, just woke up


>catching me with your cum

lad… we're in public

c76720  No.381236

>get full up on fish/meat

>still able to eat carbs afterwards


c76720  No.381237

wanked thrice today

540cb5  No.381238

File: ca5cda046bec153⋯.png (34.61 KB, 283x203, 283:203, ca5cda046bec15371a97385ff9….png)


>>catching me with your cum

what? this didn't happen.

I was talking with westie about biology! Tell him westie. It was an academic conversation


lad, don't eat carbs smh. I though you were doing keto?

540cb5  No.381239

File: fe9a5a73df746c8⋯.png (6.75 KB, 200x128, 25:16, c39fc829d5e504c9f8833cbd0a….png)


>carbs and now triple accidental wanks?

lad, no!

c76720  No.381240


>I though you were doing keto?

im trying but even though i keep telling my mum to stop buying things she still does, and i give in to certain carbs

if she didnt fucking enable it i would get zero cravings

she just doesnt fucking care, sort of like how 22sts mum gives him sweeties despite knowing fully well its bad for him

c76720  No.381241

makes it worse that i have extreme guilt if i leave food, so i have to eat it, regardless of what it is, which makes my mum think that i like it, despite saying i dont


540cb5  No.381242

File: df122c854989f3a⋯.jpg (34.39 KB, 500x454, 250:227, carrot-cake.jpg)



yeah, keto is really hard if there are lots of carbs lying around. I probably couldn't do it if there was loads of bread, scones, cakes, potatoes, pasta and other delicious stogy yum yums just available in the kitchen

0401fc  No.381243



>since he had already been naughty with the food his brain told him it's okay to have a naughty wank

'ate are brains tbh


Biology is interesting tbh


yeah it's so weird, they want to care for us by feeding us tasty things even when we don't want it smh

>but you do want it, you eat it!


c76720  No.381244


mummies just enable bad things and comfort

thats why we need strong daddies to teach us discipline and willpower

i ate after i wanked tbh


its so frustrating

0401fc  No.381245


ah the post-fap munchies, gotta fill that space left by your huge hot loads. And true.

>tfw actually had my dad around most of the time but he was pussywhipped

even if he didn't get any pussy smh

c76720  No.381246


why couldnt we just have had good dads smh? everything would be better

0401fc  No.381247


Well they are our dads so it's not like it could be any other way. The threat of divorce probably stops a lot of men from having it their way in a relationship, and public school is probably where most kids learn things, which is all retarded. I think it was Varg who said it but school is really not an environment that will help us to live in society, where else do you see classes made up of kids of the same age? The fact that there is one teacher per 30 kids also means you won't really have a real relationship with an adult either. I never liked talking to adults until very recently, well I sitll don't like it. But I thought it wasn't my place to do it before. smh just ranting tbh

85c467  No.381248

File: 46d3fe37f67ff27⋯.png (466.02 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Keep gnoming my colleagues.

ba81d2  No.381249


>there's going to be a meeting held about the gnome menace

ba81d2  No.381250

File: 51011e6efa335e7⋯.mp4 (4.22 MB, 560x320, 7:4, Parrot dancing and flirtin….mp4)

ba81d2  No.381251

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh gobby

85c467  No.381252


It wouldn't surprise me.

>used an empty Pringles tube as a pillar

>placed my rubber gnome on top of it

>put notes on it saying GNOME GNILLAR and YOU'VE BEEN GNOMED ON IT

>me and a couple more others keep doing the OOH! gnome noise to annoy the boy who sits between us

>sending of gnome related images to each other and across departments

>saying random words with the 'gn' beginning

ba81d2  No.381253


w-won't they find out it's you?


fuck's sake

273844  No.381254

File: 27dd84ea7c55149⋯.jpg (19.74 KB, 510x533, 510:533, conradpoohs1.JPG)

ba81d2  No.381255

File: db8fd6c3e47ceae⋯.png (360.34 KB, 504x504, 1:1, db8fd6c3e47ceae2f23800857e….png)


85c467  No.381256

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


ba81d2  No.381257


>33 minutes

ba81d2  No.381258

File: f3fcc3f02cc1443⋯.png (2.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


85c467  No.381259


Your daddy?

ba81d2  No.381260

File: 9003d7458834686⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1232x832, 77:52, ClipboardImage.png)


In a way, yeah.

273844  No.381261

File: a916b1a428a7b08⋯.mp4 (9.05 MB, 480x360, 4:3, yukkuri song.mp4)

c7fe94  No.381262

File: 95e08bcf5109e2d⋯.jpg (31.36 KB, 252x289, 252:289, tomo.jpg)


Love that song

273844  No.381263


Wish I knew the source of it.

85c467  No.381264

File: 0875442cc4a9151⋯.png (425.34 KB, 660x371, 660:371, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2af052f0dddde22⋯.png (562.01 KB, 600x450, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 55146f000aa1f5a⋯.png (1.95 MB, 1200x777, 400:259, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 26b60f6ae44f582⋯.png (237.96 KB, 320x435, 64:87, ClipboardImage.png)


273844  No.381265


>making a lego sculpture of a cheetah shagging an antelope


ba81d2  No.381266



hurts my ears. weirdos


>no pics of birds


yeah looks like he wants a piece of that arse doesn't it keek

85c467  No.381267

File: c477ba8b6171c41⋯.png (1004.06 KB, 1000x648, 125:81, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 909de68857954f3⋯.png (296.39 KB, 615x409, 615:409, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 64c3eb27d69226b⋯.png (801.25 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


>large dome where they all live

>animals can roam free

>birds included

Also there's a bat room.

ba81d2  No.381268

File: 06c7d770603aa83⋯.png (310.45 KB, 333x236, 333:236, 06c7d770603aa83a71ee6b6d9b….png)

File: 7269bbefa1aaba7⋯.png (163.8 KB, 474x316, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


>they forgot to feed the birds the day you visit

I don't find beaks that creepy myself, the worst thing about them for me is how they can break and not heal tbh.

85c467  No.381269


>got told to be a good girl or I'd be left with the vultures while he went to explore the zoo and see the monkeys

ebde4a  No.381270

File: 81354764c8d7bf8⋯.png (291.96 KB, 262x500, 131:250, ClipboardImage.png)

evenin' la's

ba81d2  No.381271

File: 3d521367667ba7d⋯.png (151.44 KB, 401x318, 401:318, ClipboardImage.png)


ah yeah those are good

Are there any autists to see in the zoo?


oi lad. Looking very jojo

273844  No.381272


Tha' is what the Queen would do.

c7fe94  No.381273

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

c76720  No.381274

>keep getting the shittest luck possible when playing warband

give up

85c467  No.381275


I don't think they can legally put us in zoos yet.

ebde4a  No.381276

'Michael Jackson never loved his wife Lisa Marie Presley, made her sleep in the guest room and was ruthlessly using her to acquire Elvis' music catalog, King of Pop's former maid claims


Chad tier tbh

540cb5  No.381277

File: 72543e98fe1d433⋯.png (20.63 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 3358d79d3f58d037db0e847a68….png)


oh no

85c467  No.381278

File: 276a2c1b776824d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 156.08 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

540cb5  No.381279


>thats why we need strong daddies to teach us discipline and willpower

my dad never told me about nofap tbh

ba81d2  No.381280

File: 145f2b37f4f2c9e⋯.gif (511.03 KB, 840x488, 105:61, 145f2b37f4f2c9e1f8ab5cc5c5….gif)



Oh yes!


540cb5  No.381281

File: 5c9ac22b97ded6b⋯.jpg (25.88 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 37595f7675fd61d7f40c6f3b42….jpg)


what's that?

ebde4a  No.381282

File: 0eeaa9d7e1d87a6⋯.gif (187.51 KB, 170x162, 85:81, 1308191394100.gif)


Oh gno I've been gnomed

540cb5  No.381283

File: 91d79c8fdafb1e7⋯.png (105.47 KB, 1479x1869, 493:623, 91d79c8fdafb1e76246b0d03e0….png)


hullo best lad, are you feeling any better today?

a39070  No.381284

File: 0e222094366aab0⋯.jpg (61.67 KB, 500x618, 250:309, 0e222094366aab04525634d3e9….jpg)


>when he wouldn't give me the password to the computer's parental controls because it would "open a whole can of worms"

>when we set up a webcam aimed at the keyboard, had him type it in for something trivial, and cracked it from the video

ba81d2  No.381285

File: 9969c8f273a094c⋯.png (8.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)


Yeah! And you wishing me luck last night saved me on the job!

ba81d2  No.381286

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

l-little bit better but still ill pls feel bad for me and care for me still

ba81d2  No.381287


keek. goodlad

540cb5  No.381288

File: 394ec2e83c07902⋯.jpg (75.43 KB, 1127x685, 1127:685, 9a7b818414d413cd4b24edd737….jpg)


the lengths we will go for porn smh

it's not very inspiring tbh

a39070  No.381289


it wasn't even about that at the time, just being able to use the damn computer to install games or whatever without needing help to type in the password whenenever administrator permissions are abitrarily required

540cb5  No.381290

File: 0cb6779df83fc57⋯.png (60.28 KB, 605x520, 121:104, 73e6c2261c6220b5035864b678….png)



proud of you lad

still good idea to rest and look after yourself though, sometimes bugs don't go away completely for a while

f3473a  No.381291

it's fucked

540cb5  No.381292


If I had kids, I'd want to keep them away from porn too tbh

540cb5  No.381293


what is lad?

ba81d2  No.381294

File: 1a8c14ed0df98ed⋯.jpg (46.95 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1494474555051.jpg)

take back saying I am feeling better, I am feeling iller than ever!!


I am drinking pepsi max again which means I am on the path to get better tbh

a39070  No.381295


Theresa May’s Brexit deal suffers second crushing defeat in UK Parliament

>The U.K.’s Brexit deal with the EU has been rejected by U.K. lawmakers in another landmark defeat for British Prime Minister Theresa May.

>May’s Brexit deal was defeated for the first time back in January but she had hoped last-ditch tweaks, specifically on the contentious Irish border issue, would help persuade Members of Parliament (MPs) to change their minds.

>But her agreement was rejected by 149 votes after 242 MPs voted for the deal and 391 MPs voted against it. This was a smaller defeat than when it was rejected the first time, but the margin still remained significant. Speaking after the result, May said she regretted the decision taken by the House of Commons.

>“I continue to believe that by far the best outcome is that the U.K. leaves the EU in an orderly fashion with a deal, and that the deal we have negotiated is the best and indeed the only deal available,” she told lawmakers.

>Some 75 of her own Conservative MPs reportedly voted against her deal, compared with 118 who voted against it in January. The 10 MPs of the Democratic Unionist Party — which help to prop up May’s party in government — also voted against the deal, as did the Labour party, the Scottish National Party and other opposition parties.

>Sterling initially pared earlier losses against the dollar to trade 0.2 percent lower at $1.3124. However, it slipped again to trade 0.5 percent lower against the greenback.




well you do that by educating them about its harm, not fighting the losing battle of attempting to prevent access

540cb5  No.381296

File: 2f11a74650218d9⋯.png (108.55 KB, 4470x2290, 447:229, 4d2159a0be012e03fe6f83499d….png)


*brings you some extra choccies , a hot drink and vitamins*

get well soon lad x

ba81d2  No.381297


ahhh <3 might actually get some hot chocolate tbh, put an extra spoon of choccy in it

e93614  No.381298

>overhear mummy complaining about TV adverts

>"when it's not a little black baby with a pot belly, they're asking me to send money for a fucking donkey"


ba81d2  No.381299

File: bda01865e5ecc68⋯.png (20.74 KB, 371x337, 371:337, ClipboardImage.png)

>mummy sending you gifs

w-why don't you do this, The Poster Formerly Known As Bins?

ecac87  No.381300

File: b0df8a4d99593ef⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 553.05 KB, 940x442, 470:221, ClipboardImage.png)

File: dc7cc6514061385⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 13.53 KB, 500x143, 500:143, ClipboardImage.png)

found a goblin worthy of you lot

ba81d2  No.381301

File: 6021867484988d5⋯.png (82.45 KB, 222x715, 222:715, ClipboardImage.png)

oh, she is practicing on how to use the chat

540cb5  No.381302

File: 43610e35084ee8b⋯.png (8.34 KB, 940x922, 470:461, 52a052ec3551910efceed02b45….png)


yeah, sounds nice tbh. you deserve it. I like to put cream in it for extra yummy

take some vitamins too if you can

ba81d2  No.381303


>88% match

>70 people like you

woah you're popular

she can be my gf if she wants

540cb5  No.381304

File: e6a7838438f197a⋯.png (57.98 KB, 1208x820, 302:205, e6a7838438f197af30fcafcb98….png)


>w-why don't you do this, The Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As Bins?

there some things only a mummy can do lad

ba81d2  No.381305


oh right forgot to take my vitamins, I will now

e93614  No.381306

273844  No.381307


Probably take her if she has a sense of humour, and let's me make Muppet references at her all hours of the day.

540cb5  No.381308

File: e7a62312b891b50⋯.jpg (62.39 KB, 768x574, 384:287, Blake-7-main-pic-de89961.jpg)


hey lad, want to watch any more Blakes 7?

273844  No.381309


Yeah, go on then.

e93614  No.381310

File: 499099822c18781⋯.jpg (36.58 KB, 740x576, 185:144, fb314beb816b1946c2bd4ce78f….jpg)

a39070  No.381311

>eat a big bowl of ground beef slop and pasta

>take supplements

>all of a suddem feel cold and slightly ill

maybe too many supplements at once? took:


>fish oil

>loratadine (antihistamine)



>muira pruriens

>st. john's wort

>MSM (joints)



she's a pooch, lads

540cb5  No.381312

File: 7db180b73100420⋯.jpg (42.45 KB, 660x371, 660:371, blakes7.jpg)

273844  No.381313


Looks like an ugly girl to me. Or Gordo.

e93614  No.381314


>I like rp sexually online

>that neck

I don't know. Could be a real girl. In these times of heinous gayism you can't be sure.

ba81d2  No.381315


uh oh



ba81d2  No.381316

careful don't burn your tongue and ruin your day 22st ahhh

a39070  No.381317



pooch means dog. basically I'm saying she's ugly

ba81d2  No.381318


I guess. Wouldn't mind a gf

ba81d2  No.381319

who I could use to wipe my snot on

a39070  No.381320


yeah well me too but I'd want one that's at least a 6/10, pref 7/10. she's gotta have a purdy face and not be fat at least

ebde4a  No.381321

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post old memes lads

ba81d2  No.381322

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB, 520x501, 520:501, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


don't have to be conventionally pretty but I can't say I'd want someone objectively ugly, but in the end I'd take that too. N-no fatties though. No that isn't hypocritical smh

ecac87  No.381323


good bloody luck mate

ba81d2  No.381324


wew that's a blast from the bast

>they are still making videos

ba81d2  No.381325

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540cb5  No.381326

File: 3fb85ce1580af24⋯.png (245.5 KB, 1063x1063, 1:1, 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde173….png)


if you feel cold after eating, it might be just that all the blood is rushing to your stomach and intestines to help digest and distrubute the food

Try just having a hot drink to help catalyse the digestive reaction; could be cafeinated too if you feel the need for an energy boost

a39070  No.381327


>No that isn't hypocritical smh

well lad your main obstacle to getting a gf (behind finding decent girls which might be hard if you live in the middle of nowhere) would be the blubber. your first priority for improving yourself to the point where you can woo a lass would be getting /fit/. no bully, just telling it like it is


I could have already had a qt pure gingey gf but I ignored her because I felt like a chad that could do better at the time. she had a bad jawline, like she leaves her teeth wide open constantly and is maybe a mouth breather (opposite of mewing), and glasses, and her body was very 'average', not very hot. so I ignored her even though she clearly had a crush on me. but if I could go back in time I would jump right on that, she was good enough, it would have been great to date her. think I'd have been her first, she was a pure lass. one of my biggest regrets in life

she was all like "um, excuse me?" and stuff, very shy/cute/demure/feminine and pure. feels bad as fuck


thanks lad, I feel better now. think it was from the vitamins

a39070  No.381328

File: f1e22e94b0d53cc⋯.jpg (64.83 KB, 601x601, 1:1, f1e22e94b0d53cc4070f16a3e5….jpg)

I could have deflowered 18 y/o virgin ginger pussy smh

ebde4a  No.381329

>Dwarf Fortress is going to be released on Steam

keek why tho

a39070  No.381330

there was also this fat ginger that was worshiping me as a total chad before that. ANOTHER 18 y/o virgin ginger pussy I could have deflowered, ANOTHER! she was fat though, like too fat. might've enjoyed the fat baps/bum and cushion for the pushin' though, who knows? the social shame though

ebde4a  No.381331

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>those graphics


a39070  No.381332

oh that fat one had an awful first name though, that's another reason why I didn't even consider it. mainly because there was this other girl I liked that I could have dated

really hurts thinking about the past where I've been around all these girls that NOW I would totally date. but I didn't then and now I'll never see them again and now there are no girls around me that I could or would want to date, unless I cold approach some random which is much more difficult. literally the only girl I could probably date now is a fuggen pajeetess and I'm still thinking about it smh

540cb5  No.381333

File: 0fbfce432d62020⋯.png (231.45 KB, 600x439, 600:439, e704bcc472363b98294d5bc297….png)


i hate thinking about missed opportunities from the past, they really feel like a kick in the guts smh

ba81d2  No.381334


excuses, just fuck the pajeet you don't need our permission


yeah, nothing we can do though tbh

ebde4a  No.381335

File: 766fce8ed1822c7⋯.png (345.96 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>that time when your gf got naked and whispered in your ear "I want you inside me" and as soon as you start to undress your mummy gets home from work

a39070  No.381336


main thing is I don't wanna bring her home to mum. I hate my mother but I still don't wanna bring home a poo, I'm always making fun of indians, imitating the hindi accent and shit

a39070  No.381337


>not loudly shagging her with the door open and when your mother approaches you look her dead in the eye while thrusting

a39070  No.381338

she'd be proud of her boy, all grown up

ba81d2  No.381339


It's not like you have any principles on the race of people you date when the only thing stopping you is potential ridicule from your mummy keek

a39070  No.381340


well the US is fucked anyway. I wouldn't breed a non-white, only shag, idgaf about shag. it's just sosej in hole if the man is white. there's no permanent contamination of a breeding vessel as in the case of coalburning

ba81d2  No.381341


any shag is a chance of a baby and a chance of alimony

ebde4a  No.381342

File: 3d8275c90143fa1⋯.jpg (727.05 KB, 1336x4460, 334:1115, Chef Dorset.jpg)

a39070  No.381343


>any shag is a chance of a baby

only if you splooge inside her and only if she's ovulating and only if she's not on (((birth control))). pregnancy isn't as easy as you think, couples that want a baby sometimes try for months before they get one. although I question if they're just stupid and don't track her cycle and ensure that she orgasms after he ejaculates, both of them avoiding known endocrine disruptors and generally being healthy. in the current state of the west, I'd bet half of young white people are basically infertile, it's all ogre lads

besides it's kind of a fantasy to have a fertile beaness thot seduce me into 'accidentally' impregnating her for gringo bennies


you mean child support, alimony is only after a divorce

ba81d2  No.381344


no, lad, any shag is a chance of a baby. and yes child support. Just not worth it.

f3473a  No.381345

File: 77fcb11320f6e10⋯.jpg (214.48 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 77fcb11320f6e10e2d70944b85….jpg)

d5c9d4  No.381346



just marry her and you won't have to pay why the mental gymnastics

f3473a  No.381347


his mum will make fun of him for shagging an indian

39b84c  No.381348

File: fcfd0d275f8cbcd⋯.png (495.89 KB, 7792x2912, 487:182, RP8.png)


a39070  No.381349


hullo, lass


she sits on the couch snacking on junk food and yapping on the phone about literally everything that ever happens, I don't wanna hear it and I wouldn't want word to spread

think I should skip the poo thot and start lifting again, get all aesthetic and then maybe this summer I'll find an aryan lass. I don't wanna normalize civicry. only reason I consider it is that she's fairly white-presenting, not much darker than say a southern italian of which there are plenty around these parts

d5c9d4  No.381350


henlo. i don't know who you're supposed to be sorry. this board gets more and more unrecogniseable. which is great. i don't have time for this.

what if you don't find an aryan lass tho? i don't want to demotivate you from lifting, lifting is great. but then you'll be left with no girl and pissed.

e93614  No.381351


>when mummy walked in on me and slagfu in bed when it was downstairs and she got home from work and slagfu froze with fear and didn't even try to get dressed and mummy just pretended not to be bothered

a39070  No.381352


I'm spicposter, adopted this flag yesterday 'cause that Illinois yank from /shit/ started posting here

>but then you'll be left with no girl and pissed

I already am

ba81d2  No.381353

39b84c  No.381354

File: ab10caabc4763d7⋯.jpg (10.97 KB, 487x423, 487:423, 1516c31b98511a91f8632ccba8….jpg)


e93614  No.381355


Whomst is?

f3473a  No.381356


farty marty

39b84c  No.381357



f3473a  No.381358

File: 19ebad3d21f81ae⋯.png (507.01 KB, 580x769, 580:769, natalie-portman-jackie-scr….png)

ba81d2  No.381359


should smell them now, fucking sick farts. Feel sorry for the lad driving the newspaper delivery car during the day

f3473a  No.381360

ba81d2  No.381361

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ba81d2  No.381362

work time laters

540cb5  No.381363

File: 1b0e7ee43a6e11c⋯.png (7.3 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 0edbb043bab5551d58334fda9a….png)


Dorset made this?

f3473a  No.381364

540cb5  No.381365

File: 352acac6d51690c⋯.png (2.53 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 31af8e1d4dca41137c0bd22c87….png)


aww no, not again…

bye lad, all the best x

ebde4a  No.381366


I was just trying to wind him up after yesterday's argument about cooking

540cb5  No.381367


don't pick on poor little Dorshie, he's a good lad most of the time

86b0cd  No.381368


Keek, good writing

c7fe94  No.381369

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1f6efc  No.381370

>come 23:00, Martin, the newspaper always come on time!

Polish cunt keeps tricking me lads

f3473a  No.381371

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based and taffpilled

c7fe94  No.381372

worked out all day cause i had a headache and decided to stay indoors

time to collapse into well deserved sleep my arms are sore

1f6efc  No.381373

Working out because you have a headache?

c7fe94  No.381374

File: 95e08bcf5109e2d⋯.jpg (31.36 KB, 252x289, 252:289, tomo.jpg)


i felt too ill to go out anywhere but was bored stuck inside all day so took some paracetemol and had at it

d5c9d4  No.381375

>no deal brexit blocked

jo cox electric bogaloo

ebde4a  No.381376

File: 94125e1953f7b7f⋯.png (143.39 KB, 483x417, 161:139, nuttsun.png)



ebde4a  No.381377

>it's not legally binding

still, my rage does not subside

f3473a  No.381378


Baste Nige is lobbying Salvini to veto the extension

d5c9d4  No.381379


>having to rely on italy to save britain

oh that's a riot

540cb5  No.381380

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540cb5  No.381381


>>having to rely on italy to save britain

we can't really rely on our own politicians, so there isn't really much shame in this tbh

273844  No.381382

File: 0140cb9be1ce0c5⋯.png (295.63 KB, 610x457, 610:457, ClipboardImage.png)

*takes the fight to May

540cb5  No.381383

File: e630c767667567e⋯.jpg (15.2 KB, 300x225, 4:3, supremecommander.jpg)


they tried to warn us about the evils of female leaders

why didn't we listen?

304673  No.381384

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what's his fuckin' problem??

i swear, i'd bonk him on the head with my brownwood ball hitter if i ever come across him >:(

fb0a8e  No.381385

File: fd69ae91f95e6c0⋯.jpg (102.14 KB, 1677x794, 1677:794, cem120.JPG)

File: 6e10caa05e9967f⋯.jpg (42.81 KB, 800x625, 32:25, post-23535-0-72585100-1530….jpg)

File: 8873b0953b5b619⋯.jpg (57.24 KB, 609x800, 609:800, post-51924-0-44378400-1533….jpg)

the new cem120 looks so dreamy

>the pricetag


304673  No.381386

File: 2bddd5b904fa083⋯.jpg (160.94 KB, 1024x993, 1024:993, 1024px-Rosie_O'Donnell_by_….jpg)

it turns out rosie o'donnell was molested as a child, why is it so many gay people turn out to be sexually abused so young? i don't think it's a coincidence.

c36063  No.381387

File: d9f932aa58a6fa7⋯.png (518.02 KB, 500x782, 250:391, i love america.png)


>well USA is dead for starters

Yeah but how? What is "the USA" to you?

>your other point was that manifest destiny guaranteed the US becoming a non-white shithole?

No I meant that manifest dynasty meant the US would become a superpower and thus becoming the Great Satan. I didn't mention race at all, although arguably had the Americans not pushed west then there'd be less non-white immigration, the indians would have their own areas, Mexico would still be big, everyone happy

>guess the logically best solution to make the most of resources without incurring liability would be for yank lads to get vascetomies and go to Europe to fight in race war while European nationalists focus on capturing their highest quality women and systematically breeding them, while the yankettes tie their legs together and do seppuku like jap samurai wives. but everything about that is completely impractical and ridiculous

Well at least you added the addendum there. Glad you have the decency to at least endorse vasectomies for yank lads though, I don't want them defiling our women either


Doesn't look like a gobIin


>save us

no deal Brexit will be a disaster

I like Salvini but his biggest flaw is that he cucks to America like the Brexiteers here

c36063  No.381388

File: eb5934e80e05ef2⋯.png (6.74 MB, 2299x2048, 2299:2048, an jewess.png)

>even jev.vess filters to goblin now

wtf spic

304673  No.381389

File: 4d26c8bbb7e1ce5⋯.jpg (23.9 KB, 492x418, 246:209, Jewess 806.jpg)


he's neurotic and schizo. he literally can't help himself from hating on lovely g.oblin.es.

304673  No.381390


98bfda  No.381391

File: e7308a2955e1c53⋯.png (186.42 KB, 923x492, 923:492, e7308a2955e1c53681b592f988….png)

>the absolute state of the United States

An FBI frame up and a rigged trial!

Schaeffer Cox, a well known 2nd Amendment lobbyist who had won 38% of the vote in a State House election, became the subject of an intense FBI investigation after he angered State and Federal authorities by openly accusing them of drug trafficking and child prostitution.

Free Schaeffer Cox

>Oil pipeline service company executive, Bill Allen, who had been spared prosecution on multiple counts of sexual abuse of minors in exchange for his 2008 testimony against pro-2nd Amendment Alaska Senator Ted Stevens, was among those implicated. “The State Wide Drug Taskforce supplied children for sex to a number of state and federal officials in exchange for those official’s cooperation in concealing the ongoing illicit drug trafficking activities of the State Wide Drug Taskforce,” Schaeffer Cox said.

>Not long after these public statements, the same departments that Schaeffer Cox accused of corruption sent in numerous provocateurs to try to switch his efforts off of exposing corruption and on to violent vigilante-type actions. Schaeffer cox, who believes in non-aggression and voluntarism, can be heard on multiple undercover recordings telling the provocateurs, “No, I’m going to pull a Ghandi, NOT a Rambo” and “if we turn violent, people will see us as the bad guys.”

>In what some have called a deviation from accepted investigative techniques, the FBI responded to Schaeffer Cox’s rejection of their violent proposals by creating a threat to his children that could serve as a motivator.

>Working with the Office of Child Services, the FBI filed a child neglect complaint regarding Schaeffer and his wife Marti’s 1 and 1/2 year old son. Because they do not require probable cause, child neglect complaints are an attractive tool for investigators who wish to enter a home, but lack any evidence to support a warrant.

>Once Schaeffer Cox was made aware of the “writ of assistance” issued for the seizure of his young son, the FBI dispatched undercover provocateur, Bill Fulton, to again try to convince Schaeffer Cox to go on a shooting spree in response to these new developments. Bill Fulton, acting under the supervision of FBI Special Agent Sandra Klein, pointed out that the child neglect complaint was obviously the corrupt work of Schaeffer Cox’s political adversaries in the government, and urged him to go kill all officials involved.

>When Schaeffer Cox and his friend, Les Zerbe, refused Fulton’s violent suggestions a second time, Fulton flew into a rage, held a hunting knife to Les Zerbe’s throat, and told him he would “slit his throat open and bleed him out at his feet” if he and Cox didn’t agree to the proposed mass shooting. Cox and Zerbe refused, and escaped never to see Fulton again.

>Suspecting foul play by the FBI and local police, and fearing for their lives from Fulton, Schaeffer Cox and his wife went to the military police station on Ft. Wainwright for help. Officers there advised Schaeffer Cox that Federal agents had come into the station and bragged of how they planned to “fix the Schaeffer Cox problem” by “going into his home to take out his kid, then just shoot Schaeffer Cox in the process.” The MP’s gave Schaeffer Cox’s attorney affidavits to this effect and would later testify to the same under oath.

>At FBI Special Agent Klein’s direction, Fulton made a third attempt to get Schaeffer Cox to do a mass shooting. Fulton did this by issuing a death threat ultimatum and promising to kill Schaeffer Cox himself if he refused the proposal of violence again.

>Fearing for their lives, the Cox family packed up and headed for Canada. But the FBI sent another undercover provocateur, RJ Olson, after them, court documents say. Olson, a self described “drug wholesaler” working under the supervision of FBI Special Agent Richard Southerland, held the whole Cox family, including a 2 year old boy and a 3 week old baby girl, hostage, against their will in an attic for 21 days after sabotaging their vehicle, then using death threats from Fulton and a made up story about a truck driver to keep them from leaving.


98bfda  No.381392

>“The government does not dispute the fact that the actions of the provocateurs working under the FBI’s supervision did in fact meet the legal definition of 1st degree kidnapping,” said Robert John, the Fairbanks attorney who got all related State charges against Cox thrown out.

>On March 10th, 2011 Schaeffer Cox was taken from the attic to a deserted industrial lot in Fairbanks where he believed he would meet the “truck driver” Olson had promised. No such truck driver existed. Instead, there was a FBI ambush of out of town agents who did not know Schaeffer Cox was a well respected local political voice with popular support. The Agent’s, who had been instructed to shoot Schaeffer Cox on site if he had a weapon, were not advised by the local FBI case agent of Cox’s repeated statements about being like Ghandi not Rambo.

>FBI Special Agent Richard Southerland supplied JR Olson with an unregistered, nontraceable pistol and instructed him to “put it in Schaeffer’s lap then get under the truck so there will be some thick metal between you and him when the shooting starts.” The FBI’s plan was interrupted when the owner of the industrial lot happened upon the scene and started asking questions about why men with masks and machine guns were hiding around the corner.

>Schaeffer Cox was arrested and put on trial for “conspiracy against the government.” The prosecution was led by Steve Skrocki and Joseph Botini, the same people that were held in contempt of court for hiding evidence in several related trials of Alaska political personalities. The audio recording of Schaeffer Cox repeatedly rejecting violence were hidden from the jury, but are now being made available to the public by Schaeffer Cox’s supporters via youtube and other means.

>Steve Skrocki, who has publically attacked Schaeffer Cox for his belief in Moral Higher Law, built his case primarily on the testimony of Fulton and Olson. But recently released audio recording and email between Steve Skrocki and his boss, US Attorney Karen Loeffler, now show that Skrocki coached his witnesses to lie, then vouched for those lies in his closing arguments to the jury.

>Still others have taken issue with Skrocki’s entire theory of the case. “The importance of this case is significant to the whole of humanity,” says Larry Pratt, president of Gun Owners of America. He points out that the prosecution conceded that Cox had no actual plans for violence, but convicted him anyway based on Cox’s belief that ‘We The People’ may someday have to stand down an out of control government.

>Schaeffer Cox, who has been in prison since 2011 agrees. “This amounts to sending people to prison for simply believing in the original meaning of the 2nd Amendment,” he says. “If we don’t reverse my conviction, it will set a sweeping new precedent allowing for the wholesale round up of those who have not committed any crimes.”



304673  No.381393

File: 13f59f883a53120⋯.jpg (21.2 KB, 306x423, 34:47, Queen Jew 50.jpg)

c36063  No.381394

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98bfda  No.381395


>had the Americans not pushed west then there'd be less non-white immigration

why would it make a difference? the reason why there is non-white immigration is because it's government policy put in place by elected representatives and their appointee

>the indians would have their own areas

the indians are irrelevant outside of a few areas with prominent reservations like New Mexico and South Dakota

>Mexico would still be big

all that would mean is more space for procreating more mexicans to potentially immigrate and a longer border which would be even less secure


you have to read the bold parts, there's a lot I know, but this is fucking insane

304673  No.381396


do bullet points for me, butt-monkey.

c36063  No.381397


>why would it make a difference?

Because immigration doesn't happen for no reason, and those reasons would be affected by this

>the indians are irrelevant outside of a few areas with prominent reservations like New Mexico and South Dakota

I know, but I'm talking about a hypothetical alternative timeline

>all that would mean is more space for procreating more mexicans to potentially immigrate and a longer border which would be even less secure

They wouldn't border you, they'd border the indians

98bfda  No.381398

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have a video


>Because immigration doesn't happen for no reason, and those reasons would be affected by this

immigration happens because of jew-controlled puppet politicians that enable it

>They wouldn't border you, they'd border the indians

either mexico would annex the indian lands or we would. there is no independent native american country, they were loincloth-wearing tomahawk-chuckers. and anyway if we 'bordered the indians' then they could just migrate through the indian territory to us, a border is a border

98bfda  No.381399

File: d7ea92e5ac9c3d9⋯.jpg (67.39 KB, 850x400, 17:8, serveimage.jpg)

the only thing that could've saved the US would be if jews were excluded by the constitution as many advocated

98bfda  No.381400

>There is a great danger for the United State of America. This great danger is the Jew. Gentlemen, in every land the Jews have settled, they have depressed the moral level and lowered the degree of commercial honesty. They have remained apart and unassimilated; oppressed, they attempt to strangle the nation financially, as in the case of Portugal and Spain.

>For more than seventeen hundred years they have lamented their sorrowful fate — namely, that they have been driven out of their mother land; but, gentlemen, if the civilized world today should give them back Palestine and their property, they would immediately find pressing reason for not returning there. Why? Because they are vampires and vampires cannot live on other vampires –they cannot live among themselves. They must live among Christians and others who do not belong to their race.

>If they are not expelled from the United States by the Constitution within less than one hundred years, they will stream into this country in such numbers that they will rule and destroy us and change our form of Government for which we Americans shed our blood and sacrificed our life, property and personal freedom. If the Jews are not excluded within two hundred years, our children will be working in the field to feed Jews while they remain in the counting houses, gleefully rubbing their hands.

>I warn you, gentlemen, if you do not exclude the Jews forever, your children and your children’s children will curse you in their graves. Their ideas are not those of Americans, even when they lived among us for ten generations. The leopard cannot change his spots. The Jews are a danger to this land, and if they are allowed to enter, they will imperil our institutions. They should be excluded by the Constitution.

304673  No.381401


cool, perhaps i might watch that maybe

c36063  No.381402


>immigration happens because of jew-controlled puppet politicians that enable it

Things are more complex than that lad

>either mexico would annex the indian lands or we would. there is no independent native american country, they were loincloth-wearing tomahawk-chuckers. and anyway if we 'bordere