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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: bf5d2c4c3609a39⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

56d370  No.377044

x

56d370  No.377046

>>377043

comfy, lid. Getting in or coming out?


56d370  No.377048

File: 8a4d082d4d833c0⋯.png (12 KB, 677x134, 677:134, ClipboardImage.png)

that's okay I didn't want a comfy work week anyway


ab0743  No.377049

File: 31f7dbad5b667d8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.22 MB, 900x1600, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)


56d370  No.377050

>>377049

Jesus look at the big toe nail curves. What the fuck. Is that clubbing? Cancer?


aaa701  No.377051

Are we using this rubbish thread instead of the proper one that I made? Okay…


aaa701  No.377052

File: ca96af85b2d2079⋯.jpg (7.54 KB, 240x240, 1:1, ca96af85b2d207935a954d46a0….jpg)

>>377050

you able to watch a film tonight lid?


56d370  No.377053

File: da816ad3efc43f3⋯.png (606.54 KB, 700x688, 175:172, ClipboardImage.png)

I think she has had surgery on her big toe, like she has had the edges cut off. I have had that on one side.

>>377051

maybe


56d370  No.377054

I mean yes we are. I have to be more assertive.


56d370  No.377055

>>377052

depends, lid. Got a good one for me?


aaa701  No.377056

>>377054

could you delete the one I made then plz lud?


aaa701  No.377057

File: 2e1488a639a1e17⋯.jpg (726.08 KB, 833x1250, 833:1250, time bandits.jpg)

>>377055

Time Bandits (1981) ?


b97021  No.377058

File: 219224553580a5b⋯.jpeg (32.03 KB, 339x425, 339:425, g2ozim0jh8ws1hu2wd8m.jpeg)


aaa701  No.377059

File: 42c16d889d7f6a4⋯.jpg (77.2 KB, 1884x1144, 471:286, 42c16d889d7f6a4953592e6293….jpg)

>>377058

hullo laddington, want to watch a film in a bit?


56d370  No.377060

File: 2f733212caa5dac⋯.png (11.27 KB, 418x398, 209:199, 2f733212caa5dac397bc98baa9….png)


aaa701  No.377061

>>377060

have you seen Time Bandits already?


4326f1  No.377062

>>377048

Poor lad, we're having well nice weather over here.

>>377049

Is that Megan Merkel?


56d370  No.377063


aaa701  No.377064

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Alex Jones on Joe Rogan


aaa701  No.377065

>>377063

how you know you think it's boring then?


b97021  No.377066

>>377059

Gonna have some food. Could probably watch something in about an hour.


56d370  No.377067

>>377065

sounds boring looks boring simple as


2929ee  No.377068

>>377044

You're really pushing it this time Labour….


b97021  No.377069

>>377067

You're like a picky eater when it comes to films.


ab0743  No.377070

File: c0e7dec1e10bb58⋯.png (4.06 MB, 1847x1912, 1847:1912, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377062

It's Brie Larrson. Pic related is Markle.


aaa701  No.377071

File: ddb80ef3ebecb12⋯.jpg (21.82 KB, 206x305, 206:305, hardcandy.jpg)

>>377067

>sounds boring looks boring simple as

lad, it's literally 100x more exciting than any of your crappy suggestions

I still haven't completely forgiven you for this dire evening


56d370  No.377072

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>377069

Pay it forward maybe


4326f1  No.377073

>>377070

>Brie Larrson

Literally whomst?


56d370  No.377074

File: b406dd34e3aca18⋯.png (114.91 KB, 227x410, 227:410, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377070

this thing kek


aaa701  No.377075

File: 147bd5f2bb28e04⋯.png (13.18 KB, 1674x866, 837:433, 87a8637d0ab0be311d17c51fc1….png)

>>377069

>You're like a picky eater when it comes to films.

shitty eater more like. All his suggestions are boring, awkward, and enjoyable. He literally doesn't like fun exciting films, and prefers difficult, arduous, dull stuff


2929ee  No.377076

>>377053

Degenerate footfags. I wear flipflops all day erryday, but I don't need surgery. That dirty thot has issues because she wears "high-heeled flip-flops" like an idiot and then has to fix up her feet with her movie thot winnings. I bet you'd eat Jazz Jennings out wouldn't you…depraved lad?


56d370  No.377077

>>377071

I wish you were ill again


aaa701  No.377078

File: f168e7de340f05b⋯.png (54.67 KB, 480x406, 240:203, f168e7de340f05b5266ee3cdef….png)

>>377077

>I wish you were ill again

I'm still ill tbh. I wish you were ill too.


56d370  No.377079

File: 4c96f2a4590d8dd⋯.jpg (288.53 KB, 1000x1166, 500:583, 1551207708394.jpg)

>>377076

Of course!


56d370  No.377080

>>377078

then I wouldn't have to work


aaa701  No.377081

>>377075

I meant *unenjoyable


ab0743  No.377082

File: 4cb48be2b0d4a87⋯.png (440.52 KB, 820x492, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377074

Harry gets to suck on those.


aaa701  No.377083

File: 8491b098aac4e61⋯.png (10.24 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 8491b098aac4e610c5715ed6da….png)

>>377080

>hen I wouldn't have to work

yes you would. I wish you were ill, and still had to work, to make it super shitty for you


aaa701  No.377084

>>377082

>Harry gets to suck on those.

it's a sham marriage, made for political reasons. Harry is probably away from her most of the time, banging other of his "royal subjects" who are only to grateful to recieve his princely seed


6208b9  No.377085

22st did you save the other thread in a .txt file or something before deleting it? it was good, you should edit its links into this one


56d370  No.377086

>>377082

He can suck all he wants they'll always look dirty

>>377083

That would suck noooo

I suggested a film dude >>377072


ab0743  No.377087

>>377084

The baby bump is fake too.

>>377086

I bet you want to suck on bossman's dirty toes.


2929ee  No.377088

>Fly Helicopters for the RAF like a real fighter prince of old!

>Come home and have to be in an arranged marriage with a jewish-negress

FUG


6208b9  No.377089

man I feel dumb as fuck, I bought the wrong replacement coils for my vape, $20 and I have no idea what to do with them. hopefully I can find somebody that can use them to give 'em away


ab0743  No.377090

>>377088

None of the other women he liked actually wanted him. I don't believe they wanted the royal life.


56d370  No.377091

>>377087

coarse trucker toes calloused by constantly jumping down a meter on hard clog soles doesn't sound particularly appetising. I bet they have been dipped inside the Harpy too.

>>377089

>vape

sotpped reading there


6208b9  No.377092

>>377086

22st did you save the test from the other thread? who made it? it had a good OP, I hope you didn't just destroy it without saving the links


4326f1  No.377093

File: c7e83a8654d99c5⋯.png (763.18 KB, 700x700, 1:1, vomit viv.png)

>>377082

Poor lad,

>>377087

>The baby bump is fake too.

Now that's a hot take.


2929ee  No.377094

>>377090

Jeez, couldn't he have married a Flem or Dutchie or something?


aaa701  No.377095

>>377072

kevin spacey and that irritating kid from that ghost film

why? why do you have such shit taste?


ab0743  No.377096

>>377091

I bet your mouth is watering.

>>377093

The shape is really weird. It looked so huge at the wedding when they announced it and then was barely there, then back to being huge. I know that bumps do change shape but it's too drastic. She always keeps holding it too, like it's about to fall off.

>>377094

Probably, but he's meant to be a bit of a dullard tbh. Not much going on inside his head so that along with him being the spare, along with the huge restrictions royal life brings, might have put women off.


56d370  No.377097

File: 09f5c7877e687c5⋯.png (1.68 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>odd couple

keek. I swear they try to make her look less white than she is

>>377095

nostalgia


aaa701  No.377098

>>377087

>The baby bump is fake too.

baby bump is real, but harry has so many options he's not going to limit them to just her. Even Charles had bit onthe side remember?


aaa701  No.377099

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>377097

it looks absolutely fucking awful lid, i'm not going to subject people to that awful bilge in my room

watch this clip from Time Bandits and see how awesome it is, this is just a few mintues from it


2929ee  No.377100

>>377096

Meant to be a dullard? Do you mean like a wastrel? Dummies don't fly attack helicopters, lad. They just shoot on the ground like other grunts. Unambitious is what you mean, yes?


ab0743  No.377101

>>377100

He's not regarded as very intelligent.


6208b9  No.377102

>>377097

lad, you're not answering me. there was another OP made right after this that was much better quality and you nuked it. who made it? I hope somebody has the text that they assembled


aaa701  No.377103

>>377101

>>377100

He went to one of the most expensive schools in the world, and the best he came out with was a D in Art

a D in fucking Art…


56d370  No.377104

>>377102

I nuked it at the request of The Poster Formerly Known As Bins.

>>377099

Ok it looks vaguely interesting. Just 'ate midges


6208b9  No.377105

>>377104

ah okay, and The Poster Formerly Known As Bins made it?


aaa701  No.377106

>>377104

>Ok it looks vaguely interesting

high praise from mister fussy-wussy

Wess wants to see this one too, so we can't start until shortly after 8pm


aaa701  No.377107

>>377105

i made it but everyone was posting in this one, so I told 22 to delete my one even though it was better


6208b9  No.377108

>>377107

yeah okay. should have saved the text to edit into this one tho


56d370  No.377109

>>377106

Can start at the latest 20:30, but that is with no breaks


2929ee  No.377110

>>377103

Well….I failed my art class with an F. Although there may have been circumstances where I never attended until it was time to deliver my water colors and such. University is not a measure of anyone's intellect or aptitude in this day and age. I had bizarre circumstances, and perhaps he did as well? I don't believe that someone who can fly an Apache AH-64 is a dullard, sorry.


bb2d1d  No.377111

File: 8e43969f214ab18⋯.png (102.09 KB, 215x250, 43:50, CysticFibrosisLadGetsNewLu….PNG)

>people actually believe W*ndsor propaganda about muh service in Afghanistan


67ae9f  No.377112

File: fa1b98c1ea618c3⋯.png (179.85 KB, 580x428, 145:107, ClipboardImage.png)


56d370  No.377113

>>377112

goodlad


6ca737  No.377114

>>377106

not really feeling anything tonight tbh lad, go on without me


56d370  No.377115

yeah I'm out


2929ee  No.377116

File: c372ba8eea3967e⋯.mp4 (4.42 MB, 400x224, 25:14, Angry_Cyclist_Firing_Firew….mp4)

Oi oi, well then I suppose a Welsh King would be a perfect fit for the UK and its crisis. I suppose it would take enough power to take over England and hold Israel hostage with a thermobaric device. Eh? I know India would be well interested in this proposition as it could secure their future hard lads. Plus be having their fissile materials at random disposal is meaning that good fortune comes to he who is most ruthless.


6208b9  No.377117

>>377116

>mp4

KEEEEEEK


fdbf20  No.377118

isnt that the same policy of the UK already


6ca737  No.377119

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Kay


6ca737  No.377120

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh music man


ab0743  No.377121

>>377119

Can't believe she found out where 22st works.


6ca737  No.377122

>>377121

scared that the place is somewhere near me and when the happening comes the countryside will be flooded with downies destroying everything in sight before the wog hordes even arrive tbh


56d370  No.377123

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>377122

More like they'll destroy you.


2929ee  No.377124

>>377117

Best of all is it not?

>>377118

The UK will have to be taken over by an insane Welshmen from another country before it regains the right to exist. To gain the right to rule and regain everything it ever had or lost to this point would require true conviction and the elimination of garbage that get in the way or are non-white.


6ca737  No.377125

>>377123

>I love kids

dorset_paedo_downie.jpg


aaa701  No.377126

File: 21b1ffe745e0028⋯.png (2.98 KB, 216x42, 36:7, cc7a96ca2ea77c33242a8c8c08….png)

>>377125

>>377113

did you fags both just bail on me?


6ca737  No.377127

File: a193cfdcbf7fbbd⋯.mp4 (598.82 KB, 640x360, 16:9, big boi.mp4)

>the guy can bench press over 400 pounds


56d370  No.377128

>>377126

keek yeah. No point in watching the film Wess wants to watch without Wess


6ca737  No.377129

>>377128

>directing all of the garbage fill fury at me

thanks lad smh


aaa701  No.377130

File: 444a6375a5822ff⋯.jpg (58.95 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1513143a0c3376985f5fcbe427….jpg)

>>377128

it's fucking impossible to please Wess

I didn't watch this film yesterday because he wanted to watch it, at a time more suitable for him, so I save it for today, at a time he could make, and this is what I get!

If you organise things without taking Wess into account he complains, and if you organise them taking him into account, he bails

FUCK YOU WESS!


6ca737  No.377131

File: 6799e28fa1085b8⋯.png (615.17 KB, 1061x613, 1061:613, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377130

lad I got injected with the poz today it's no wonder I am not in a state to sit through a whole film


aaa701  No.377132

File: bbab7e0ff33e17f⋯.png (5.04 KB, 372x348, 31:29, druid&bins.png)

>>377131

>lad I got injected with the poz today

what happened, did you have to do more vegan cookery with PREVENT?


ab0743  No.377133

File: 2d6c9fee30d78aa⋯.jpg (215.93 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ziggy sleeping.jpg)

Nigh nigh


2929ee  No.377134

>>377131

>>377130

>>377129

>>377128

You are all liars and dirt. May your grin turn to blood.


6ca737  No.377135

File: 42287fb5f57bf6f⋯.mp4 (7.79 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Kill All The Gays.mp4)

>>377132

I literally got injected with poz smh

hep b vaccine

and have to have fresh poz injected every month for 6 months now


56d370  No.377136

>>377129

Yeah watching a film is basically me doing people a service tbh. I should start getting paid

>>377130

aw, poor The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman. Yeah I recall seeing you putting it on yesterday. You may be a bin but Wessex is the one that is full of shit and stinks smh.

>>377133

nigh nigh curleh

>>377134

What's your problem, noflag?


aaa701  No.377137

>>377134

>You are all liars and dirt.

true lad

should I put on a film or not? I'll probably end up watching something. Right now I'm watching Rick and Morty for the millionth time in a room full of FUCKING NORMIES!!!!


6ca737  No.377138

>>377133

have a cracking cataleptic period curleh


af24f0  No.377139

File: 30762cfcbc7ec13⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 749.69 KB, 459x810, 17:30, ClipboardImage.png)

finally shaved off the moustache and got a haircut so i can join the army, you guys think it suits me?


6ca737  No.377140

>>377137

do what you like

I'm going to fall unconcious soon and wake up with the knowledge that I have been infected with an STD without ever doing the requisite

>>377139

westie?


aaa701  No.377141

>>377139

did you shave off your whole chin?


56d370  No.377142

>>377139

so that's why you wear the mask keek


af24f0  No.377143

>>377141

>>377142

what are you talking about lads?


aaa701  No.377144

File: efd82ba04bdce8a⋯.jpg (52.34 KB, 768x768, 1:1, unwell.jpg)

>>377143

are you still feeling poorly?

I am


2929ee  No.377145

File: 83c446c1410f8ed⋯.jpg (437.73 KB, 1677x2046, 559:682, anons angry cat.jpg)

>>377135

>>377140

Don't take vaccines laddo or you might die and go to hell like those evangelical Christians say in America.

>>377137

I swear it on me grave that if your "Rick and Morty" is what you watch then, I might have to break you up into constituent parts. Yee'er not be funny joking like that, lad.


bb2d1d  No.377146

File: 7e41efc6fcfdc87⋯.png (46.4 KB, 235x245, 47:49, lyif.png)

>tfw healthy boi


af24f0  No.377147

>>377144

im alright now tbh thanks for asking get well soon xxx


af24f0  No.377148

>22st probably believes i look like that


bb2d1d  No.377149

>>377148

Gullible is written on his ceiling


6ca737  No.377150

>>377145

if I don't take this one I might die tbh

something to do with kidneys


cdf264  No.377151

File: 43610e35084ee8b⋯.png (8.34 KB, 940x922, 470:461, 52a052ec3551910efceed02b45….png)

In other news from the The Poster Formerly Known As Binsverse, today I made some low carb ice cream and ate it all

i'm ill, so I'm allowed


a2a65c  No.377152

File: 7cd4404132fa46e⋯.jpg (108.94 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Jewess 689.jpg)


cdf264  No.377153

anyone want to watch a film?


af24f0  No.377154

>>377151

just going to prolong your illness tbh lad


56d370  No.377155

>>377143

I have a pic of you wearing a mask


2929ee  No.377156

>>377150

Wait a tic. What is the deal with your kidneys? You don't need some dirtbag doctor telling you what for…what is your main problem? Seriously.


cdf264  No.377157

>>377154

>just going to prolong your illness tbh lad

why? you need extra calories when you're ill


554a11  No.377158

>tfw 100% white evropean


cdf264  No.377159

File: c50e874a62ffb2f⋯.jpg (199.38 KB, 2048x1024, 2:1, frens.jpg)

Where's my man Doogle? Where is goblin? And Union Oak?

You guys want to watch any cool films rn?


b6bd0d  No.377160


252861  No.377161

File: ba145791d37ba1c⋯.jpg (54.88 KB, 550x446, 275:223, ba145791d37ba1cf713df98769….jpg)

gotta fuggen shovel the driveway

>>377157

well you want actual nutrition, not just sugar and cream

bone broth, green leafy vegetables, plenty of fluids, meat, and yeah calories

>>377150

how do you have so many health problems? bad kidneys, "exploding legs", autism (arguably not a "health problem", morelike a brain variation, but I'll list it anyway for the sake of completeness), obesity

flood detected


b6bd0d  No.377162

>>377161

>well you want actual nutrition, not just sugar and cream

There is not sugar in it, I made it myself, and there is tonnes of nutrition in cream, it's calorie dense and full of fat soluble vitamins


b6bd0d  No.377163

File: 1a61549f4566639⋯.png (69.57 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatwojakposh.png)

>>377161

>bone broth, green leafy vegetables, plenty of fluids, meat, and yeah calories

I didn't just eat ice cream, I had it for dessert, after pan fried chicken seved in a home made a red wine, red pepper, red onions and red tomoato sauce, made with fresh ingredients including home made chicken stock, seasoned with garlic, oregano and basil, and served with steamed buttered french beans. Then I had the low carb ice cream - which chocolate ganash - for puddings


4326f1  No.377164

File: c1c6bac3d302ec3⋯.webm (796.34 KB, 200x360, 5:9, get out now.webm)

>>377158

>eur*pean


252861  No.377165

>>377163

good lad


252861  No.377166

had some chicken in a bowl with salsa to fuel me up for the shovelin' 'cause I can't be assed to cook


b6bd0d  No.377167

File: 3e3577159175876⋯.png (6.23 KB, 205x246, 5:6, chubbywojak.png)

>>377165

I eat well ngl. That meal was so tasty I might make it again tomorrow. I've got a whole load of chicken thighs in the freezer that I might defrost tonight, plus all the other stuff, red onions, red peppers, tomatoes etc.. I'm running a bit low on red wine and fresh chicken stock though


b97021  No.377168

>>377159

Sorry, ladle. Started watching anims because no one else seemed to be doing anything. I'm down for a stream if other people are.


56d370  No.377169

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

His supporters are something else. They really love him.


b6bd0d  No.377170


b6bd0d  No.377171

File: bdd3c0568a014c4⋯.jpg (133.06 KB, 220x326, 110:163, Ant-Man_and_the_Wasp_poste….jpg)


67ae9f  No.377172

>>377169

They're borderline cultists tbh


af24f0  No.377173

>>377155

>norge doesnt understand jokes

>>377157

false, fasting is the best way to recovery. intaking nutrients especially stuff like ice cream slows it down


bb2d1d  No.377174

File: 145f2b37f4f2c9e⋯.gif (511.03 KB, 840x488, 105:61, 1509574139274.gif)

didn't burn any of the cookies today


af24f0  No.377175

"you need to intake calories to recover" is peak boomer medical advice tbh


56d370  No.377176

>>377173

I made a joke too.

>>377174

but what of the lads who likes that charcoal taste?

>inb4 he's gonna keep all the cookies for himself


b6bd0d  No.377177

>>377173

>false, fasting is the best way to recovery. intaking nutrients especially stuff like ice cream slows it down

that's rubbish, your body needs nutrients to build the immune cells it needs to fight of infections. Feed a cold, as they say


bb2d1d  No.377178

>>377176

I would send you some, but you'd probably be the one to deliver them


af24f0  No.377179

>>377177

you don't know what you're talking about lad, sorry.

it's like saying you need 3 square meals a day to survive and that C-sections are healthier than natural births and kids shouldn't eat dirt etc. etc

>>377175


af24f0  No.377180

night laddoes


252861  No.377181

>>377179

>nutrition to fight disease

>don't eat dirt

>natural birth

>eat one 1500-3000 calorie meal a day (depending on sex and whether gaining/losing/maintaining

the real redpill

>>377180

night


56d370  No.377182

>>377178

kek, nah I don't have a route that goes to me.

>>377180

nighlid


6ca737  No.377183

>>377156

they are dying and will eventually need replacement


4326f1  No.377184

File: 170831c61384a70⋯.jpg (20.85 KB, 496x424, 62:53, not tidy.jpg)

If we didn't live in the decaying world we'd have cloned vat-grown kidneys sorted already tbh, they're not a mobile organ so it's technically feasible and in high enough demand that there's a strong incentive to sort out the engineering.


bb2d1d  No.377185

File: 2fc0adce77c161a⋯.png (123.95 KB, 310x310, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


cdf264  No.377186

>>377179

fasting is good for somethings, but not for fighting off colds


bb2d1d  No.377187

>when you tease the doggo with a cookie (that you're giving her as a treat) and she pees all over the floor from excitement


56d370  No.377188

work, later lids


2929ee  No.377189

>>377183

Well let's see…I would say that stinging nettle plant, cranberry, and and the hydration to go with it will help you out. Apple cider vinegar on the regular taken by the teaspoonful about every 2 days will help your kidneys as well.

>>377186

Not true. when the body becomes starved suddenly after being fed consistently for so long…it will produce white blood cells and the immune system will go into "kill mode" and start to flow around the body checking for abnormalities. Fasting will cure a cold tbh (I don't see how you could fuck that up but it's possible).


cdf264  No.377190

>>377189

>Not true. when the body becomes starved suddenly after being fed consistently for so long…it will produce white blood cells and the immune system will go into "kill mode" and start to flow around the body checking for abnormalities. Fasting will cure a cold tbh (I don't see how you could fuck that up but it's possible).

you've got this all wrong. a cold or flu is a viral infection. Fasting can be good for getting rid of bacterial infection. You need food to fight off a virus

I do fast from time to time, but it intuitively feels wrong to do it while I have a virus


bb2d1d  No.377191

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6756499/Wife-65-killed-husband-hammer-freed.html

So murder has been legalised now lids, as long as you're a woman


a2a65c  No.377192

>>377191

>getting murdered by a woman

lmao


a2a65c  No.377193

File: 6dd27289e157e3a⋯.webm (1.53 MB, 400x400, 1:1, women.webm)


d2ddb4  No.377194

>>377191

huge win for femdomfags


252861  No.377195

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

downloaded this band's albums, they seem right up my alley, been missing out. sister band of Arghoslent which is one of my favorites


a2a65c  No.377196

File: e756144397e9aa6⋯.jpg (40.04 KB, 800x419, 800:419, stare.jpg)


cdf264  No.377197

File: 6201ef5b47950ff⋯.jpg (24.59 KB, 184x273, 184:273, THORRAGNAROK.jpg)


110c17  No.377198

File: 3ab8c2d64c6bbde⋯.png (311.66 KB, 500x445, 100:89, ClipboardImage.png)

night pembs

tyvm!


d2ddb4  No.377199

love my lass


252861  No.377200

>>377199

I forgot, isn't she preggers with your babby?


d2ddb4  No.377201

>>377200

not yet


110c17  No.377202

>>377201

how will you raise little imperium? will u watch star trek with im


b97021  No.377203

>>377202

Watch Blake's 7, so 'e don't turn out a poof.


d2ddb4  No.377204

>>377202

idk yet

a babby is a big decision

I would at least like to play with lego with my child


110c17  No.377205

File: 667fa909500e116⋯.jpg (72.01 KB, 600x600, 1:1, laughing lains.jpg)

>i called star wars star trek again

i honestly don't do it on purpose i always get them mixed up

>>377204

thats a sign ur a good parent u know its a big decision good lad


cdf264  No.377206

File: c5975f4c4961e81⋯.jpg (38.13 KB, 657x527, 657:527, c5975f4c4961e814d8d1e11a92….jpg)

help me lads, i'm still ill


252861  No.377207


cdf264  No.377208

>>377203

lad, why did you leave?


d7db79  No.377209

Fckn kikes at it again


cdf264  No.377210

File: 61bdc817096cb03⋯.jpg (82.74 KB, 768x768, 1:1, unwell.jpg)

>>377207

I'm watching Thor ragnarok.

My throat is sore, my nose is running, I keep sneezing and I feel poo


cdf264  No.377211

>>377209

what now?


cdf264  No.377212

File: 5966bc7bfeeb10d⋯.jpg (23.91 KB, 689x795, 13:15, 5966bc7bfeeb10d18aa3d6d292….jpg)

>tread is ded


252861  No.377213

>>377212

I'm 'ere


a2a65c  No.377214

File: 1964b846d7628f8⋯.webm (509.79 KB, 408x720, 17:30, apple eating puppy.webm)


10e50f  No.377215

File: de328cc2df659fa⋯.png (102.3 KB, 363x296, 363:296, de328cc2df659fa9b06a6bc7f5….png)

>>377213

arghhh i feel so bad


252861  No.377216

>>377215

what is it, a bad cold, the flu, what?


10e50f  No.377217

>>377216

probably a cold


110c17  No.377218

>>377214

cuuute


10e50f  No.377219

File: 3d48b826172f066⋯.png (8.65 KB, 833x408, 49:24, 63852fafe351572e2c00e049ec….png)

>>377218

are they being mean to you on /shit/ again lad? smh


110c17  No.377220

File: eff12b669f6c4b7⋯.png (830.95 KB, 960x1378, 480:689, ClipboardImage.png)

>nagatoro defending an insult to her mans virility

cute

>>377219

nah


10e50f  No.377221

File: b09c1f3db7156ef⋯.png (13.24 KB, 978x1150, 489:575, 525b84311f6133f9ee45b28a8b….png)

>>377220

want me to sort them out for you lad?


252861  No.377222

>>377214

looks like a polar bear hybrid


10e50f  No.377223

File: 506750b7e187590⋯.jpg (35.69 KB, 640x640, 1:1, syriangirl04.jpg)


252861  No.377224

File: 7b92fcb580db155⋯.jpg (57.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3.jpg)

>>377223

that's partisangirl?


10e50f  No.377225

File: 019cbb0833b87da⋯.png (290.38 KB, 655x430, 131:86, SyrianGirl02.png)

>>377224

it is indeed


252861  No.377226

File: e79e0be38af5a1e⋯.jpg (71.62 KB, 800x597, 800:597, sg.jpg)

>>377225

she's beautiful


cb98e2  No.377227

File: 7656e7c655af6a0⋯.webm (5.48 MB, 360x360, 1:1, WojakWorld of Sleepers.webm)

>400 staff members of British Antarctic Survey

>£48,000,000 annual budget

>over £120,000 cost per staff member hired

>you're worthless

honestly fuck ambitions


56d370  No.377228

>>377227

I don#t understand


252861  No.377229

>>377195

it's like a cross between Arghoslent and Graveland. baste jew-hating melodic black metal. very high effort, quality lyrics and all

>>377227

>>377228

yeah I don't get it either

mornin' tooters


56d370  No.377230

>>377229

morning. was naughty and ate some chocolate so I'll probably stay awake longer than planned smh


252861  No.377231

>>377230

>I'll probably stay awake longer than planned smh

ohh, did you just get back from work, and have yet to sleep? I thought you just woke up

I have weird hours and you have weird hours and there's 6 hours difference so I get confused a lot


56d370  No.377232

>>377231

I work during the night and go to bed in the early morning tbh


252861  No.377233

File: 3feed0720b97d3e⋯.jpg (121.01 KB, 1300x867, 1300:867, sleep mask.jpg)

>>377232

I see. hope you have good opaque curtails or one of those sleep masks to block out the light. fucks with your sleep quality if there's light around, I know I can't sleep if it's light, maybe a nap if I'm sleep deprived and get comfy


cdf264  No.377234

File: d42cacf86190f64⋯.jpg (6.32 KB, 203x241, 203:241, 1492032177559.jpg)

>>377230

was it your mummy's chocolate?


56d370  No.377235

>>377233

yeah black curtains

>>377234

No, you'd know that if you kept reading smh


cdf264  No.377236

>>377226

yes she is


cdf264  No.377237

File: 7d1bdb836cfa364⋯.png (241.22 KB, 732x633, 244:211, 82349fa35adfa787bd69afe2fb….png)

>>377235

so this isn't you?

>>>/brit/1076870


56d370  No.377238

>>377237

It is, learn to read DUMB The Poster Formerly Known As Bins BOI


cdf264  No.377239

File: 0745f8777396aa6⋯.jpg (10.06 KB, 186x356, 93:178, 0745f8777396aa622714680a02….jpg)

>>377238

what? you said it was your mum's chocolate, and you ate some of it. Why are you getting so angry with me, espeically when I'm feeling pooryl


56d370  No.377240

>>377239

>found some cookies so I DON'T have to eat mum's chocolate

DUMB

Not angry tbh, never angry at the The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman tbh, even when you thought I was angry at you


252861  No.377241

don't eat sweets tbh

when I want a dessert-like treat, I'll have 2tbsp of almond butter over a sliced banana. that's enough for me 'cause I'm not used to sugar


cdf264  No.377242

File: a95c2e3263d782e⋯.jpg (31.5 KB, 750x546, 125:91, a95c2e3263d782e20453c1987d….jpg)

>>377240

>>found some cookies so I DON'T have to eat mum's chocolate

you never said that you liar. you said you ate your mummy's chocolate

why are you being so weird. I'm feeling ill, I can't sleep, and it's 5am, give me a break you nasty boy


cdf264  No.377243

File: 92677ca6bb163e7⋯.jpg (49.15 KB, 660x716, 165:179, 945443c6f5db8a9b630df4bbf4….jpg)

>>377241

lad, he's not going to take any good advice you give him, so you may as well not bother tbh


cdf264  No.377244

File: 67a29c89d541054⋯.png (18.83 KB, 1241x1058, 1241:1058, 749bb9066954c146444b14edab….png)

>tfw your best fren is in a tightening spiral of self destruction and there is nothing you can do to help


56d370  No.377245

>>377242

>you never said that you liar. you said you ate your mummy's chocolate

No I didn't

you just aren't thinking clarly since you are ill. Poor lad *puts overly cold and wet blanket on your forehead and soaks the pillow*


252861  No.377246

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this album kicks ass


56d370  No.377247

nigh nigh


252861  No.377248

>>377247

night, gettin' super tired myself. procrastinating teeth actually


6ca737  No.377249

>>377184

My mother still unironically thinks that the techno-communist utopia is around the corner and that justified bringing into the world three malfunctioning human beings (and a first aborted mutant). My sisters do alright since they are whamen but I'm just fucked.

>>377189

What's the thinking behind that, lad? Interesting suggestions.


6ca737  No.377250

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


6ca737  No.377251

quiet one today huh

just me and my poz


a2a65c  No.377252

File: e63ff6b4e634e5f⋯.jpg (84.89 KB, 892x819, 892:819, Jewess 129.jpg)


bb2d1d  No.377253

File: 9083d5d772be672⋯.jpg (81.09 KB, 528x729, 176:243, 1512563340821.jpg)


a2a65c  No.377254

File: 3e7ff222c644674⋯.jpg (106.11 KB, 788x1050, 394:525, 3841938a4c0dcd8a2aa4cc0fef….jpg)


bb2d1d  No.377255

File: ed026b296740958⋯.png (90.28 KB, 281x256, 281:256, ClipboardImage.png)

>one of the managers at the hotel I did a trial shift for's surname is Bogdanoff


6ca737  No.377256

File: 94fad0462b6e327⋯.png (35.65 KB, 692x532, 173:133, bogpill.png)

>>377255

'ee trialed?

deny eet.


bb2d1d  No.377257

File: c35cc7c1dfd774d⋯.png (137.66 KB, 374x374, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377256

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED THOSE WAGES TO PAY MY LIFE TAXES


b97021  No.377258

File: 718b630e235c408⋯.png (148.93 KB, 762x340, 381:170, ClipboardImage.png)


bb2d1d  No.377259

>>377258

what do you use to do your drawings lid? I really like your style


b97021  No.377260

>>377259

That's not mine. I just use MS Paint though.


bfaa7a  No.377261

File: 73a919535776b1d⋯.png (16.63 KB, 639x469, 639:469, 73a919535776b1d3e29291fbfe….png)

>still ill, feel better but dont want to give anyone else a cold so cant meet my dad or go for dinner at a friends


6ca737  No.377262

I feel the poz flow through me

the spot they injected it is really hurting


bfaa7a  No.377263

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)

>>377262

Feel the power of the poz lad

You'll be unstoppable soon


ebd4c0  No.377264

>>377254

Bulges are only straight if you can#t see any dick, dude…

>>377262

Pretty sure you can actually catch what they are vaccinating you against, that or autism.


ebd4c0  No.377265

File: 90445cdb760ecf7⋯.png (193.11 KB, 737x758, 737:758, ClipboardImage.png)

>wake up

>mummy making dinner

>it isn't your favourite


bfaa7a  No.377266

>>377265

at least your mum actually cooks

i had some lemon chicken and bacon sandwich tbh

yummy


ccd3d3  No.377267

went to bed at 2am, woke up at like 10:30am, layed there for 20 minutes. now I'm up, got my vape with some naked 100 lava flow, and a cuppa yerba mate


ccd3d3  No.377268

gonna listen to Grand Belial's Key - Mocking the Philantropist again


bfaa7a  No.377269

File: a653b1d1ec10328⋯.png (7.9 KB, 250x202, 125:101, a653b1d1ec10328f506093cad7….png)

>vape

>yerba mate

cringe


a2a65c  No.377270

>>377264

>Bulges are only straight if you can#t see any dick, dude…

are you seriously implying I'm a fag when you actually flirt with guys over the internet?


ebd4c0  No.377271

>vape

no

>>377266

Where did you get your food?


bfaa7a  No.377272

damn im just so fucking angry that i became ill

it set me back about a week, cant do a fucking thing that i want, GRRRR


ebd4c0  No.377273

>>377270

Okay, let's say I am gay. How does that make you less gay? Fag

>>377272

>set back

making big plans, white boi?


a2a65c  No.377274

>>377273

>lets say im gay

>how does that make you less gay

because im not attracted to men, lol


bfaa7a  No.377275

>>377273

yeah, just want to sell this bookcase right now

>>377271

i made it, cut some chicken breasts into strips, marinated the chicken in lemon juice and some herbs n spices overnight and grilled it today with some bacon


56d370  No.377276

>>377274

but you posted a lad with his dick out, very gay.

>>377275

>yeah, just want to sell this bookcase right now

You're gonna have a van man come pick it up?

>i made it, cut some chicken breasts into strips, marinated the chicken in lemon juice and some herbs n spices overnight and grilled it today with some bacon

That sounds good, no idea what the lemon would do to the taste though.


cdf264  No.377277

File: 1938925ed04518d⋯.jpg (63.12 KB, 1071x561, 21:11, 1938925ed04518dda346573306….jpg)

>>377272

iktf lad…

you're best poster now btw


bfaa7a  No.377278

>>377277

thank you, big boy b

>>377276

it..makes it lemony..

>van man

someone will probs just come with their car and pick it up hopefully


a2a65c  No.377279

>>377276

he cant help it, lad. look his tights are too small.


cdf264  No.377280

File: 8491b098aac4e61⋯.png (10.24 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 8491b098aac4e610c5715ed6da….png)


ccd3d3  No.377281

>>377269

>>377271

>vape

why not? it's enjoyable, it's like smoking but it's less harmful and you can do it inside. plus you get different flavors, this one is like coconut/strawberry, supposed to have pineapple but it doesn't really

>>377269

>yerba mate

>cringe

it tastes okay, but then again, so does tea. I prefer the taste of coffee, but coffee has too much caffeine for just sitting around on the computer. if you have work or something, then it's great. yerba mate, however, doesn't have much caffeine, but it leaves you feeling warm and energetic without the jittery diuretic effects and crash of caffiene. I'd recommend it


a3780c  No.377282

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


56d370  No.377283

File: 6a7cf08ba7e42bd⋯.jpg (42.13 KB, 560x612, 140:153, 1535738685285.jpg)

>>377277

w-w-what t-the f-ffawwkkk

>>377279

kek

>>377280

WWHAT THTE FAWK


56d370  No.377284

>>377282

someone cut this into the high lights


cdf264  No.377285

File: 352acac6d51690c⋯.png (2.53 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 31af8e1d4dca41137c0bd22c87….png)

>377283


a3780c  No.377286

File: 5730ea20cc86a46⋯.jpg (116.65 KB, 600x475, 24:19, 6166.jpg)

>>377284

13 min mark I guess


56d370  No.377287

>>377286

WE HAVE OURSELVES A SCATOLOGIST OVER HERE LIDS GET 'IM

>>377285

AHHH TALK TO ME


bfaa7a  No.377288

File: 7f1eea2be861ad4⋯.png (234.71 KB, 578x447, 578:447, burns1.png)

maybe the ginger lass is a mummy


56d370  No.377289

>>377288

ginger lass?


a3780c  No.377290

File: a7ac2096a67daee⋯.jpeg (68 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 74574717.jpeg)

>>377287

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL

HOW DARE YOU


83936f  No.377291


bfaa7a  No.377292

>>377289

>>377291

the yummy lass across the road whos bum i could see when she was gardening


83936f  No.377293

File: 52c7d0f685c4357⋯.jpeg (24.29 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 52c7d0f685c4357e943b478f2….jpeg)


a3780c  No.377294

File: 423b2fd91b40c95⋯.jpg (102.96 KB, 620x411, 620:411, 9865.jpg)

>>377287

"yer not goin' anywhere ya delivery bastid ya"

"go on tik his keys, tik his keys before he tries t'drive off"


56d370  No.377295

>>377292

Going to man up?

>>377294

Kek. fuck's sake


bfaa7a  No.377296


bfaa7a  No.377297

File: 6b9a08a161a812e⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 548x500, 137:125, wojak.jpg)

>>377295

>Going to man up?

i-i'm ill…


83936f  No.377298

File: 6218d0fada47fcb⋯.jpg (95.66 KB, 409x683, 409:683, 6218d0fada47fcbf4b115246e4….jpg)


56d370  No.377299

>>377297

it's not like she'll disappear in a week, lad


bfaa7a  No.377300

File: c7cad8b16cddee0⋯.jpg (902.36 KB, 2639x3600, 2639:3600, 1550006579383.jpg)

>>377298

>you, calling me, of all people, a homosexual


a3780c  No.377301

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NAVY NONCE


bfaa7a  No.377302

>>377299

yeah, thankfully

but we'll be a week older smh


cdf264  No.377303

File: 8e6cc947980d840⋯.jpg (82.74 KB, 768x768, 1:1, unwell.jpg)

>>377297

>i-i'm ill

me too lad, me too


56d370  No.377304

>>377302

maybe her womb only has one week left


bfaa7a  No.377305

>mum gets home

>get angry

honestly ive had it i cant help it, i need to leave, but she just doesnt understand, just blames me for something i cant control


bfaa7a  No.377306

>>377303

tomorrow is the day we get better..!

>>377304

NO! DONT!


cdf264  No.377307

>>377300

you tell him lad!


56d370  No.377308

TICK TOCK


bfaa7a  No.377309

>>377308

wish women were permanently kept at age 25-35 tbh

smh


56d370  No.377310

File: ca03eeec819b375⋯.png (937.61 KB, 1121x641, 1121:641, ClipboardImage.png)

I HAVE A U T

I S M

I HAVE A U T I SM

AUTISM


ccd3d3  No.377311

>>377309

no, 15-25. why start at 25? that's fucking stupid


a3780c  No.377312

File: 8d85fdef4e14cb0⋯.jpg (19.62 KB, 280x275, 56:55, cute lass tism fit.jpg)

>>377310

=A=

=U=

=T=

=I=

=S=

=M=


a3780c  No.377313

File: fa59d4d39ca41b2⋯.jpg (14.88 KB, 238x233, 238:233, 8828648.jpg)

well fuck


56d370  No.377314

>>377312

The song would fit the video of this lassie dancing

>>377313

lid? Oh yeah, you fucked up


bfaa7a  No.377315

>that's fucking stupid

we know you are, nonce


cdf264  No.377316

File: 23917fe53475f93⋯.jpg (3.29 MB, 2314x2810, 1157:1405, tomorrow-we-live.jpg)

>>377306

>tomorrow is the day we get better..!


56d370  No.377317

File: dc4a1a67824eedf⋯.png (169.33 KB, 532x381, 532:381, dc4a1a67824eedfe14f411e339….png)

how about keeping them as children so they can never grow up to be disgusting slags?


b97021  No.377318

>>377310

finally diagnosed?


bfaa7a  No.377319

File: 5fddf8a74bbd86c⋯.jpg (33.69 KB, 944x531, 16:9, 1551130745447.jpg)


cdf264  No.377320

File: 1f56229fc638fbf⋯.jpg (76.1 KB, 600x277, 600:277, templarsnewbarbarians.jpg)

>>377318

henlo lid


b97021  No.377321

>>377317

>ywn be a Lost Boy

RU-FI-OOOOO


cdf264  No.377322

>>377321

we already watched that right?


56d370  No.377323

File: 3ebb890c4e455cf⋯.png (900.5 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377318

kek, nah, but that muppet is autistic. I love how much she looks like Kay


b97021  No.377324

>>377320

*templar salutes


b97021  No.377325

>>377322

Hook? Dunno.


cdf264  No.377326

>>377324

want to watch Time Bandits this evening?


cdf264  No.377327

>>377325

>Hook

No, Lost Boys. Yeah I remember we watched it, there was loads of thinly veiled implied gayism


b97021  No.377328

>>377327

Yeah, we watched Lost Boys


cdf264  No.377329

File: b675727db53d4ea⋯.jpg (315.5 KB, 1280x1488, 80:93, DjRuweHXgAAQq2b.jpg)

>tfw ill


4cd441  No.377330

File: 7228d544f6ad7cc⋯.png (142.04 KB, 585x665, 117:133, CBD7479E-1B0C-4967-B76A-D0….png)

THANKS A BUNCH 22ST

THANKS A BUNCH

ARRIVE IN WORK AND BIG MAN CEO HAS MESSAGED ME

WHY HAVENT YOU JOINED THE WORK SOCIAL NETWORK YET TO GET ALL THE UPDATES ON HOUSE INTREPID????

ITS EASY TO JOIN

I CAN COME HELP YOU IF NEEDED

REMEMBER TO JOIN!!!!

YOU SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN

I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO JOIN


b97021  No.377331

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>skates in on my elaborate pirate ship skateboard rollercoaster


56d370  No.377332

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>it lost 22 millions


bfaa7a  No.377333

>>377329

have a smoke, tbh


cdf264  No.377334

>>377331

I don't like Hook. Robin Williams is a fucking weird manic goblin


cdf264  No.377335

File: a814693472616d0⋯.jpg (82.59 KB, 1050x590, 105:59, bindrugs.jpg)

>>377333

>have a smoke, tbh

don't think that helps


56d370  No.377336

File: 759951e9e4057fd⋯.png (93.17 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 759951e9e4057fd372550e55c6….png)

>>377330

Now we both suffer the same, which makes me feel better. I still have to delete my birthday informaton on facebook before it is too late

>inb4 that m akes it so that everyone on facebook gets sent a message that Martin 22st has changed his birthday information

I REALLY. REALLY. REALLY HATE FACEBOOK


b97021  No.377337

>>377334

Haven't seen it since I was a kid. Based Rufio, though.


bfaa7a  No.377338

>>377335

it will, trust me fam


bfaa7a  No.377339

File: 3c79d1f3b54a31b⋯.png (46.98 KB, 650x773, 650:773, 1550275352662.png)

>could have mastered several instruments by now


4cd441  No.377340

>>377339

Master? The only mastering you’ll be doing is masterbating.


cdf264  No.377341

File: 104d11943353890⋯.jpg (52.34 KB, 640x480, 4:3, tellinglies.jpg)

>>377338

>it will, trust me fam

telling lies smh

*takes away your B*


bfaa7a  No.377342

>>377340

Over you.


b97021  No.377343

>>377332

So ridiculous I kind of like it.


cdf264  No.377344

File: f85954d83921463⋯.png (104.64 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)

>>377342

good lid

but i heard she's gross and fat and autistic and disgusting


56d370  No.377345

>>377343

yeah me too


4cd441  No.377346

>>377342

>tugging himself over another man’s woman


ccd3d3  No.377347

>>377340

masturbating*


bfaa7a  No.377348

>>377346

Makes me erect. What can I say? I love it.

>>377344

well we know that already… woof!


4cd441  No.377349

>>377347

Thanks mr burgah


cdf264  No.377350

File: e1353cbbb3e63c5⋯.jpg (59.33 KB, 450x405, 10:9, 62a3acf1f6fa160caf92e9401e….jpg)

it's going to be so great when she inevitably gets dumped


b97021  No.377351

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>the Dorset band


bfaa7a  No.377352

>>377350

it will be sad, but i wouldnt be surprised if it happens

they both seem mentally unstable enough for it to happen


56d370  No.377353

>>377350

she will come crawling back for that mushroom dick


56d370  No.377354


cdf264  No.377355

File: 61821807b0d4466⋯.png (31.19 KB, 255x249, 85:83, e94e23e286297f5592237970a7….png)

>>377348

the big joke is, she's just being used as this guy's temporary wank rag, but she doesn't even know it


56d370  No.377356

>>377355

Nah she is just his chewing toy(he's a furry)


ccd3d3  No.377357

>>377355

isn't that any relationship though?


4cd441  No.377358

>>377350

Well we’ll see if that happens. I doubt it will.


cdf264  No.377359

File: be099641e281dd6⋯.png (23.4 KB, 560x407, 560:407, 81a2d4637b30e8918187ea5458….png)

>>377356

>he's a furry

dear god…

>>377358

>I doubt it will.

because you're both too desperate?


56d370  No.377360

>>377359

Thanks for the (You) you little shit


bfaa7a  No.377361

GROSS!


cdf264  No.377362

File: 749af96f9ff08c0⋯.png (328.24 KB, 600x1078, 300:539, 29647a03d6db37bb6e4e1fa74d….png)

>>377357

>isn't that any relationship though?


cdf264  No.377363

File: 4f2c614d9d50596⋯.png (169.93 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, c6baaf4315e19c489dd5183567….png)

>>377360

>Thanks for the (You) you little shit

right back at ya


56d370  No.377364

File: f7d82612363f8a2⋯.png (298 KB, 937x638, 937:638, 1550669266939.png)

>autists being preyed upon by furries looking for wank rags


4cd441  No.377365

>>377364

Someone will be after you next


cdf264  No.377366

File: 2b9fdffd886e5be⋯.jpg (23.77 KB, 317x432, 317:432, 2b9fdffd886e5be1eb40364641….jpg)

>>377364

>>autists being preyed upon by furries looking for wank rags

a sign of the times smh


4cd441  No.377367

>>377366

Who preys on you?


cdf264  No.377368

File: 1ae6dfec9284e60⋯.mp4 (7.2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, clownyboy.mp4)


56d370  No.377369

File: 2f32ed5184311f3⋯.png (238.25 KB, 894x556, 447:278, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377368

I didn't realise he made this face kek


b97021  No.377370

>>377364

Aren't all furries autists though?


a2a65c  No.377371

File: 1973d1174ae4955⋯.jpg (73.33 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Jewess 724.jpg)

I forgot the kettle on the stove for an hour or so and now everything's filled with smoke and my kettle broke


cdf264  No.377372

File: 252e923fa2673d7⋯.png (410.71 KB, 748x470, 374:235, b5457912c815ba74c5fe8c5bcd….png)

>>377369

yeah, i only just noticed that too. I guess we are still psychically linked…


cdf264  No.377373

>>377370

>Aren't all furries autists though?

no, they are mostly paedos. They act like they are mentally ill, but it's just a ruse to get close to their prey


ccd3d3  No.377374

>>377373

I think they're just gay


56d370  No.377375

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)

>>377372

LAD WHY WERE YOU MEAN EARLIER


bfaa7a  No.377376

>>377371

>kettle

>on the stove

fucking americans


a2a65c  No.377377

>>377376

kek, sorry my oven was full?


cdf264  No.377378

File: 4bd5676b650fa27⋯.png (67.77 KB, 390x340, 39:34, 4bd5676b650fa27af183265e08….png)

>>377375

>LAD WHY WERE YOU MEAN EARLIER

because you were man to me first


56d370  No.377379

>>377378

I don't rememebr that. what did I do?


cdf264  No.377380

File: 4fa99744d4c9f37⋯.png (29.49 KB, 633x825, 211:275, 4fa99744d4c9f373b740f2b761….png)

>>377379

called me dumb for thinking you ate some chocolate when had just said that you ate some chocolate


b97021  No.377381

>>377373

They put a lot of effort into forming conventions to shag each other, if it's all just a ruse to get close to kids.


bfaa7a  No.377382

File: 3b11f2e0bb3ac2f⋯.jpg (40.93 KB, 1918x782, 959:391, i0gKQwk.jpg)


56d370  No.377383

File: db8fd6c3e47ceae⋯.png (360.34 KB, 504x504, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377380

I HAD COOKIES NOT CHOCOLATE. I DIDN'T NEED TO EAT THE CHOCOLATE SINCE I FOUND SOME COOKIES TO EAT INSTEAD


56d370  No.377384

Did the vaccine kill Wessex?


bfaa7a  No.377385

>when i finally get better the good weather will stop and it will rain constantly for 2 months


83936f  No.377386


83936f  No.377387

>>377384

It gave his autism autism


cdf264  No.377388

>>377383

>>377383

you were so rudeabout it though


ccd3d3  No.377389

>>377383

you don't need to eat junk food, period.

>>377384

idk I'm honestly a bit worried about him 'cause he's been saying his kidneys are dying and stuff

>>377386

>15

>nonce


b97021  No.377390

>>377385

Good. The sun puts me on edge. It's like living your life in a Western showdown.


56d370  No.377391

>>377388

I apologise, lad.

>>377389

>idk I'm honestly a bit worried about him 'cause he's been saying his kidneys are dying and stuff

that's old, lad. He'll live


6ca737  No.377392

>>377384

it hurts quite a bit

been playing memelands tbh

bacon brie egg and cranberry in a very stale baguette slice for dinner soon


56d370  No.377393

I didn't actually want him to come back, I was just signaling concern


6ca737  No.377394

File: 9ec1e26e27b57b7⋯.png (55.89 KB, 2100x1200, 7:4, snuffkeekleaves.png)

have it your way lad smh


bfaa7a  No.377395

>15 isnt nonce

it is, especially for you, considering that you only think about sex and there would be no love or morality involved, disgusting freak tbh


bfaa7a  No.377396

>>377390

i like it but sadly it brings out the normies smh


dbb241  No.377397

>>377394

Are you autistic, son?


56d370  No.377398

>>377394

keek sorry lid *squeezes your soft overhanging bum lovingly*


56d370  No.377399

>>377392

memland?


bfaa7a  No.377400

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB, 300x441, 100:147, baste.jpg)


6ca737  No.377401

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

no (you)s to 22st for being gay

>>377397

high functioning aspie according to people who don't want to give me more bennies


bfaa7a  No.377402

just ate some cheesecake and it was disgusting


dbb241  No.377403

>>377401

Bastards. I’d give you plenty, Neetlord.


83936f  No.377404


56d370  No.377405

>>377402

it's fucking cheese cake dude

>those old women at the school I worked who forced me to at least try tasting everything

>put it in my mouth

>i got so visibly sick they all told me to go spit it out


bfaa7a  No.377406


ccd3d3  No.377407

>>377395

>implying love exists

>implying morality exists

also femoids finish developing at 16 and 15 isn't far off, that isn't even remotely nonce. they menstruate, they have pubic hair and breasts and a sex drive

>>377402

yeah never liked cheesecake


bfaa7a  No.377408

christ what a vile post

dont know how he hasnt been removed as BO yet, despite everything


6ca737  No.377409

File: e8222ad2427742c⋯.png (195.17 KB, 700x400, 7:4, neetpepe3.png)

naughty bit of lemon cheesecake is really nice tbh, had an expired one a while back

>>377403

I need more wageslaves smh

job charity lad told me to apply for more jobs even though I can't get to any AAAAH


6ca737  No.377410

>>377408

>not just filtering

if it gets really bad you can make a case to codemonkey, but why bother tbh, nebbit is dying anyway


56d370  No.377411

File: 7ec109ba294588e⋯.png (87.08 KB, 232x325, 232:325, ClipboardImage.png)

Somebody say lemon cakes?


bfaa7a  No.377412

>>377410

problem is that with each new thread you need to filter him each time


bfaa7a  No.377413

*into the filter he goes*

ah, relief.


cdf264  No.377414

>>377402

I love cheesecake


83936f  No.377415

File: 5f48341e835ba34⋯.png (4.18 MB, 2000x1497, 2000:1497, ClipboardImage.png)

>says "implying morality exists"

>is a nonce


cdf264  No.377416

>>377413

>>377410

you want to watch Time Bandits tonight?


56d370  No.377417

>>377415

He is right, but he is spic so he is also not right


bfaa7a  No.377418

>>377416

no tbh

watch a good film for once smh


83936f  No.377419

File: 7a734c0bd1a19b6⋯.png (3.09 MB, 960x1213, 960:1213, ClipboardImage.png)

>there are people in this thread who think that morality doesn't exist


cdf264  No.377420

>>377418

Time Bandits is good. But suggest somethign then?


6ca737  No.377421

>>377416

sorry lad, I'm not up to it


bfaa7a  No.377422

File: 3bf4f949b8dd6cb⋯.jpg (83.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, uhqd.jpg)

>>377420

master and commander

2 broke girls

un homme qui dort

dark knight rises


bfaa7a  No.377423

>eyesight deteriorates as the day passes and i cant see peoples faces across the street

fucksake


cdf264  No.377424

>>377422

>un homme qui dort

whats this?


bfaa7a  No.377425

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

cdf264  No.377426

>>377423

>>eyesight deteriorates as the day passes and i cant see peoples faces across the street

this is because it gets dark lad


cdf264  No.377427

>>377425

fuck that, looks shit


a2a65c  No.377428

File: 544531ff04e2ac6⋯.png (59.94 KB, 650x900, 13:18, dorset stress.png)

>>377423

>he's falling apart too

LMAO


bfaa7a  No.377429

>>377428

>>377426

tbh, probably because i ate the cheesecake too smh and need to clean my spectacles


bfaa7a  No.377430

>>377427

better than the shit you normally watch


cdf264  No.377431

File: c50e874a62ffb2f⋯.jpg (199.38 KB, 2048x1024, 2:1, frens.jpg)

>have internet frens because it's easier than having irl frens

>internet frens start marking your life hard making stupid demands and never been content even when you do what they ask

starting to think frenships are really fucking overrated smh


cdf264  No.377432

>>377430

>better than the shit you normally watch

objectively false. it looks awful

what were the other ones you suggested?


bfaa7a  No.377433

File: 24ff0b989538102⋯.jpg (320.26 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, 1550008602285.jpg)

>>377432

let's watch 2 broke girls


cdf264  No.377434

>>377433

>let's watch 2 broke girls

no fucking way

next?


196536  No.377435

File: 7dde796ec4ceb43⋯.png (24.23 KB, 701x329, 701:329, Untitled.png)

>>377408

>stating scientific facts is "vile"

nice to see that you're a man-hating feminist

>>377408

>>377410

that's not how it works, crybabies. see pic related

>>377410

>nebbit is dying anyway

it's not, and it's you and dorset that are the ones that have been driving people away by being grumpy misers. you two should be grateful I don't ban you

>>377415

I'm not a fucking nonce. you people throw that word around like nothing


cdf264  No.377436

File: 34ac626157e8e6e⋯.png (7.2 KB, 485x455, 97:91, 68b6d83081ce22f4ad433986bf….png)

i wanked


56d370  No.377437

>>377436

Dorshite?


26b1d9  No.377438

also I do literally nothing objectionable as BO- I just add flags when people want them, ban/delete/spoiler in the rare occasions when it's necessary, lock stale threads, etc. there's practically nothing in the log

basically you two just dislike me as a poster so you do all his crybaby whining, you should consider yourselves lucky I don't ban. if you were mod, you'd ban me


cdf264  No.377439

>>377437

I wish. He's the B


bfaa7a  No.377440

File: 39ef87f554546f3⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1069x814, 1069:814, same rules apply.png)

>>377434

filth? master and commander? fuck idk you cunt


56d370  No.377441

nah


cdf264  No.377442


a2a65c  No.377443

>>377438

it's a british board and you're an american, that's reason enough for you to pass off BO to someone else


26b1d9  No.377444

>>377443

I agree with that but the only person I'd really trust with BO is 22st, and he's not British either


26b1d9  No.377445

and I'm 43.75% British so that's better than nothing


56d370  No.377446

File: 66fe5e3561d8ca4⋯.png (9.55 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>>377444

>I agree with that but the only person I'd really trust with BO is 22st


56d370  No.377447

tbh I probably have some Anglo in me too from the raids


56d370  No.377448

File: b927f896c4bd290⋯.png (647.88 KB, 800x500, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>when you have a feeder fetish but you suck at photoshop


83936f  No.377449

>>377448

>>377411

what's this meme


a2a65c  No.377450

>>377444

ask the lads who they'd prefer to be BO


56d370  No.377451

>>377449

not really much more too it than that. She just loves lemon cakes in the show


bfaa7a  No.377452

>>377447

its not really true when people say "vikings too the best looking women from england" meme


56d370  No.377453

and she has like a turkey neck


83936f  No.377454

File: 70f270e0e17e1ca⋯.png (9.29 MB, 1993x3000, 1993:3000, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377453

>>377451

Is he behind it


56d370  No.377455

>>377454

>is he the architect


6ca737  No.377456

Stop fucking IP hopping

I find you objectionable, you have awful opinions and behaviour and I don't want to read any of it

>>377443

tbqh

imperium should be BO since he is the most regular-posting normie


26b1d9  No.377457


56d370  No.377458

let me guess Dorshite will win because he is B according to The Poster Formerly Known As Bins


a2a65c  No.377459

>>377457

hold a daily poll for for a few days so everyone can eventually get something in and add it up later

also you shouldn't vote for yourself, that's just gay


26b1d9  No.377460

File: 0dda3d8a6f06f21⋯.png (14.46 KB, 524x685, 524:685, 0dda3d8a6f06f2185956e43093….png)

>>377459

>also you shouldn't vote for yourself, that's just gay

one vote per lad, I'm a lad, I get a vote


a2a65c  No.377461

>>377456

then vote for him


26b1d9  No.377462

>>377461

you should link the poal 'cause he probably already filtered me and hasn't seen it


bfaa7a  No.377463

are we voting on something? i filtered him so i cant see


83936f  No.377464

>>377462

voted anshit tbh


83936f  No.377465


a2a65c  No.377466

File: 5bac8255785222b⋯.jpg (70.73 KB, 680x850, 4:5, Queen Jew 79.jpg)

REPLACEMENT BOARD OWNER POLL

http://poal.me/mmnfo


26b1d9  No.377467

File: d2bd51a466194cb⋯.png (42.81 KB, 400x534, 200:267, ea6e01eabde968a19db3987a8d….png)

>>377466

it's not binding tho, it's only for research purposes


a2a65c  No.377468

>>377467

why would i think it's binding, retard?


26b1d9  No.377469

File: 77f82853d94ba68⋯.png (29.37 KB, 807x646, 807:646, bumbum.png)

>>377468

well the way you worded it was a bit aggressive


83936f  No.377470

>>377468

because he would


a2a65c  No.377471

>>377469

it's to catch attention


56d370  No.377472

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Get pozzed, get pood


03cfbd  No.377473

File: aff559c735851c4⋯.gif (2.54 MB, 410x320, 41:32, tenor.gif)


ab0743  No.377474

Is Mr Burgah leaving or something?


83936f  No.377475


56d370  No.377476

File: 937d9de5bb82b16⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 999.2 KB, 1146x1650, 191:275, ClipboardImage.png)

*pinches her flabby tummy*


26b1d9  No.377477

>>377474

nah. somebody just asked for me to ask the lads who they'd prefer as BO so I made a poal, you're welcome to vote. nothing's changing tho, it's just for insight


a2a65c  No.377478

>>377474

we're just seeing who the board would prefer if spic were to give up the board (doubtful)


bfaa7a  No.377479

>every single poster would rather have someone else as BO

>but spic still refuses to give it up


bfaa7a  No.377480


6ca737  No.377481

File: d190b0b1c087993⋯.png (72 KB, 612x555, 204:185, murrca25.png)

>>377474

he's exercising the great american tradition of democracy(tm) in which nothing ever actually gets down and the powers never actually admit to their failings and reform themselves

He also made it about BOship rather than just about him being an awful poster so idk


6ca737  No.377482

File: dbf9722dff8a20d⋯.png (45.29 KB, 1140x798, 10:7, 2.png)

>>377476

>the human character never gets any development beyond "30+yo pervert"


02e97b  No.377483

h


bfaa7a  No.377484

>>377481

yeah i couldnt give a rats ass about his modding

he is an awful person that really shouldnt be here in the first place and the fact he is BO despite being here only a few months is enough


83936f  No.377485

h


56d370  No.377486

>>377482

Of course you know what this is, you freak

YOU FREAK


110c17  No.377487

>>377466

someones SEETHING in the poalchat keek


110c17  No.377488

File: 57635805f1ae1a1⋯.gif (226.57 KB, 352x240, 22:15, Loituma.gif)

who is that?


6ca737  No.377489

File: 2037514e0432eec⋯.png (679.14 KB, 726x544, 363:272, felinid.png)

>>377486

lads got needs lad


56d370  No.377490

>>377487

I WONDER WHOOOOO


56d370  No.377491

File: 47682fbaf4c2634⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 603.44 KB, 860x1400, 43:70, ClipboardImage.png)

>Wessex you pervert, keep your eyes off mee!!


110c17  No.377492

File: 3830b9b55001d4d⋯.png (199.32 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Rotherham Peer Lord Ahmed Charged with Historic Child Sex Offences

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/01/rotherham-peer-lord-ahmed-charged-historic-child-sex-offences/

Lord Ahmed of Rotherham has been charged with three counts of historic sexual offences against children under the age of 13.

>Former Labour Party politician turned independent peer in the House of Lords Nazir Ahmed, 61, was charged Thursday with the indecent assault of a boy and with two counts of attempting to rape a girl, the BBC reports.

>All charges are alleged to have occurred between 1971 and 1974, when Lord Ahmed was between the ages of 14 and 17.

lord ahmed of rotherham… couldn't make it up lol


56d370  No.377493


56d370  No.377494

>>377489

of course you'd be into those warhammer dickgirl monsters


110c17  No.377495

File: 2aad2fc94430975⋯.png (330.18 KB, 960x1378, 480:689, 701c19b387b8c2e71ac478fd7b….png)

>>377491

she probably weighs four times as much as me wew


56d370  No.377496

>>377495

She'll ride you


110c17  No.377497

File: e040459b348ddb2⋯.png (91.28 KB, 274x229, 274:229, ClipboardImage.png)


bfaa7a  No.377498

>>377496

imagine that.. being crushed by her hips.. haha..


110c17  No.377499

File: 910801d803b349d⋯.png (440.54 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Vanity Fair: Meghan Markle Plans to Raise Child with ‘Fluid Approach to Gender’

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/03/01/vanity-fair-meghan-markle-plans-to-raise-child-with-fluid-approach-to-gender/

Actress Meghan Markle has reportedly told friends she and her husband Prince Harry have plans to raise their child with a “fluid approach to gender” that refrains from “imposing any stereotypes,” according to sources who spoke with Vanity Fair.

>Meghan Markle, now formally referred to as the Duchess of Sussex, is expecting her first child in the coming weeks and has even planned a “gender-neutral” nursery for its enjoyment.

>“The Sussexes have already planned a gender-neutral nursery and opted for whites and grays over conventional blue and pink color ways, and this seems to be in line with Meghan’s ideas about how to raise children,” the magazine reported.

>“Meghan has been talking to some of her friends about the birth and how she and Harry plan to raise their baby. Her exact word was fluid,” one source close to the actress told the magazine. “She said they plan to raise their child with a fluid approach to gender and they won’t be imposing any stereotypes.”

oh god


56d370  No.377500

NOOOOO MY PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS


bb2d1d  No.377501

>>377499

Gas the Windsors


56d370  No.377502

>>377499

uh oh we'll have another Westie on are hands


6ca737  No.377503

>>377491

don't really like boat sluts tbh, all the extra shit puts me off

>>377494

smh they are not


110c17  No.377504

File: 28e95edc5816c60⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1540997976202-2.png)

>Xircess Jazz Jennings of the United Xirdom


cdf264  No.377505

File: 13c7d7eecafd334⋯.png (9.91 KB, 240x232, 30:29, 9c0890f00a8e4d4807462d9821….png)

>>377502

>Westie on are hands

lad…


110c17  No.377506

File: 5d19dadd1f4910f⋯.png (296.7 KB, 657x527, 657:527, ClipboardImage.png)

where did the 8 votes for anprim come from when like five people are posting


bfaa7a  No.377507

>>377506

lurkers

they exist


110c17  No.377508

File: f432e6c81e565c2⋯.png (438.44 KB, 536x800, 67:100, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377507

>people don't post and just come to vote in the poal alone


a2a65c  No.377509

>>377506

there are 33 unique ids in the thread lad, is it really a shock that there may be lurkers on?


56d370  No.377510

>>377503

>don't really like boat sluts tbh, all the extra shit puts me off

same tbh

>>377505

lad I didn't touch Westie. It is a figure of speech


56d370  No.377511

>>377509

did we get raided by /brit/ We're really not that many smh


110c17  No.377512

>>377509

and every single lurker happens to vote for the same guy despite him not posting in months


26b1d9  No.377513

>>377506

there were like 5 more votes than posts in the last hour

>>377509

tbf a few of those IDs are me switching IPs so wess could read my responses


bb2d1d  No.377514

File: 4867336fbe638af⋯.png (101.33 KB, 396x385, 36:35, 1534859187723.png)

Family pug seized by town over unpaid debts and sold on eBay

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47401439

>eBay

probably going to be sent to a fucking puppy farm or used as bait, fucking Krauts


986f43  No.377515

File: 3051b370732283f⋯.gif (315.13 KB, 220x180, 11:9, Watching.gif)

Hey now, just because I'm not posting doesn't mean I'm not here.


a2a65c  No.377516

>>377512

it would be pretty retarded to fake a bunch of votes for a poll that won't result in anything

>>377514

>pug

good riddance


6ca737  No.377517

>>377515

was about to say to kiko I hadn't seen you all day

come siege lad


110c17  No.377518

File: ed201f3d4d5e307⋯.png (142.48 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377516

>it would be pretty retarded to fake a bunch of votes for a poll that won't result in anything

that's why its funny


83936f  No.377519

>>377514

Given how krauts are autistically deontologists, I'm not surprised they don't care about animal rights.


cdf264  No.377520

File: 27645c8e4cb55f1⋯.png (9.77 KB, 255x249, 85:83, 22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)

>>377510

>lad I didn't touch Westie

Nobody said you did, so why would you feel the need to even say this????


110c17  No.377521

>>377515

I knew a kid who used to repeat that monsters inc quote about 40 times a day in school, think he was abit special


cdf264  No.377522

>>377515

hi lad, want to watch Time Bandits in a bit?


83936f  No.377523

Also the nicest thing that can happen to pugs is for them all to be put down


a2a65c  No.377524


110c17  No.377525

File: decd3470aa96cab⋯.png (419.46 KB, 560x560, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


986f43  No.377526

>>377522

After 20:00 probably.


cdf264  No.377527

>>377523

I can't stand them tbh


56d370  No.377528

>>377520

okay I was the elderly man that smooched him smh


cdf264  No.377529

>>377528

>okay I was the elderly man that smooched him smh

was he a good kisser?


bfaa7a  No.377530

File: 8c038a7ddd2a6f0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 58.42 KB, 720x886, 360:443, 1549655329087.jpg)

>>377528

keeeeeeeeek its so funny that hes unironically kissed a man


02e97b  No.377531

File: 9ed632db9302517⋯.jpg (64.92 KB, 460x460, 1:1, joe anime milkers.jpg)

>>377476

>Plus-Sized Elf


56d370  No.377532

>>377529

didn't kiss much tbh I just raped him and he took it

>>377531

post the reflection


bfaa7a  No.377533

File: 51c750f4f04ba8c⋯.png (9.68 KB, 454x408, 227:204, 51c750f4f04ba8c3be7a6d6911….png)

>>377532

>I just raped him and he took it

based


110c17  No.377534

File: a028a24a62c424f⋯.png (108.22 KB, 236x193, 236:193, ClipboardImage.png)


bfaa7a  No.377535

might rape a woman as a prank tbh


56d370  No.377536

>>377534

this is why Westie can't be BO

>>377535

tbh. Just stockholm syndrome her, lad


cdf264  No.377537

File: ca5cda046bec153⋯.png (34.61 KB, 283x203, 283:203, ca5cda046bec15371a97385ff9….png)

>>377535

>might rape a woman as a prank tbh

it's not as easy as that tbh


cdf264  No.377538

File: 99a2ed28db3b2cb⋯.png (44.53 KB, 685x1021, 685:1021, binbarbarian.png)

I should be BO


bfaa7a  No.377539

>>377537

i will invest points into charisma


a2a65c  No.377540

>>377535

being raped by a toddler with cataracts would be quite the joke, yea


d57c2f  No.377541

>>377537

even dorshit is stronger than a womyn tbh

>>377536

westie is unironically the best choice


b97021  No.377542

Can we just not have a BO? They only end up getting power mad and sperging out.


cdf264  No.377543

>>377541

>even dorshit is stronger than a womyn

it's not just about strength tbh, it's difficult to get your benis inside a vagina that doesn't want it, they are tight and dry


26b1d9  No.377544

>>377534

>>377536

>>377541

westie and 22st are the two I'd be most likely to pass it to if I needed to tbh

>>377542

don't think I've done this


26b1d9  No.377545

>absentmindedly picking nose as usual

>finger comes out bloody

rooo


d57c2f  No.377546


b97021  No.377547

>>377544

Haven't seen you do much of anything, which is fine with me. You could though,


d57c2f  No.377548

>>377545

badass tbh

love the smell of blood i do


56d370  No.377549

Westie sometimes goes on a hormone-induced rampage smh


bfaa7a  No.377550

>>377541

i am a strong boy

besides all you need to do to someone is wrap one of your legs around the back of theirs and push them over

>>377543

but they do want it

rape vaginas are more wet than consensual ones


ab0743  No.377551

>>377523

My friend has two of them. Vile little dogs. Snorting and slobbering everywhere. Bred to look like that on purpose too. I'm certain that anyone who has pugs is a terrible person as they have very bad breathing problems apparently.


bfaa7a  No.377552

>>377551

are you describing yourself? LMAO!


d57c2f  No.377553

File: 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, awkward_pepe2.png)

>>377549

>hormone-induced


4326f1  No.377554

File: 48d0bf8f0d93656⋯.jpg (92.29 KB, 720x700, 36:35, Rotherham councillors.jpg)

>>377492

ecce homo qui est paedo


d57c2f  No.377555

70% of wild, natural animal kingdom sex is probably "rape" tbh


56d370  No.377556

>>377553

I am saying he is emotional, not a tranny


b97021  No.377557

>>377555

Mallards breed almost exclusively through gang rape.


4326f1  No.377558

>>377552

>Snorting and slobbering everywhere

Only in the evenings lad


83936f  No.377559

cnc with your wife not rape okay thank you


bfaa7a  No.377560

the only reason to be against rape is because youre not doing the raping yourself

think about it logically


a2a65c  No.377561

>>377554

holy shit how are people not fucking dragged out in the streets and murdered yet


ab0743  No.377562

File: a19d6de7cd04388⋯.png (10.38 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 1551043893144.png)


4326f1  No.377563

File: daa2420c00ec4d6⋯.jpg (82.55 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1355602791493.jpg)

>>377561

The same way a trained dog will cower and whimper as you beat it.


b97021  No.377564

>>377560

When you think about it, anti-rape laws are just a way for the emotionally manipulative to gain an upper hand over the physically strong.


d57c2f  No.377565

>>377564

you can say women and men, lad


d57c2f  No.377566

File: 54091c91a3f4b76⋯.png (5.49 KB, 310x72, 155:36, ClipboardImage.png)

whoa, i guess it's settled then. thanks chaps


b97021  No.377567

>>377565

I mean weak emotionally manipulative men.


bfaa7a  No.377568

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


56d370  No.377569

>>377566

kek but I fucking hate Panzie


cb98e2  No.377570

File: 93bc563618194d8⋯.png (134.25 KB, 800x600, 4:3, mosley.png)


bfaa7a  No.377571

>>377570

well well well

look who it is..


d57c2f  No.377572

File: 717cf210ecd640c⋯.jpg (42.14 KB, 560x612, 140:153, helpercry.jpg)


bfaa7a  No.377573

>>377569

me too


d57c2f  No.377574

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED


03cfbd  No.377575

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

leave things as is


56d370  No.377576

>>377574

yeah you don't get it by being a little bitch go climb into your tank and drive home


d57c2f  No.377577

think i'd kill myself if dorset liked me, whew thank goodness


d57c2f  No.377578


bfaa7a  No.377579

File: f31ade8b9362eed⋯.jpg (432.01 KB, 2004x2880, 167:240, 1550091854701.jpg)


4326f1  No.377580

>>377579

>tfw this woman will never be a giantess who molests you


bfaa7a  No.377581

>>377580

why even live tbh


110c17  No.377582

File: f711b0a862cd4d0⋯.png (565.76 KB, 640x530, 64:53, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377576

bit rude


110c17  No.377583

File: ec5549272de198d⋯.png (528.37 KB, 655x436, 655:436, ClipboardImage.png)

I learned today norwegians eat the most pizza in the world.


bb2d1d  No.377584

>>377583

Only if you include outliers like 22st


bfaa7a  No.377585

>>377583

they also seem to eat the most sweeties


4326f1  No.377586

>>377583

>a country that drinks more coffee than tea

You can't trust them lad


110c17  No.377587

File: 667fa909500e116⋯.jpg (72.01 KB, 600x600, 1:1, laughing lains.jpg)

>>377585

chuckled

i need stats on the amount of mummys lost to the dangerous sweetie run each year


56d370  No.377588

>>377585

>>377584

>>377583

keeeeeeeeeek good lads not being fooled by statistics


56d370  No.377589

File: 9648f06fae56220⋯.png (243.47 KB, 526x400, 263:200, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377587

>tfw I could hear mummy filling the glass bowl with sweeties an hour ago


bb2d1d  No.377590

>>377589

>glass bowl

Ooh get you mister posho


0fc269  No.377591

>>377070

hardly surprising that a monkey has prehensile toes.

fair bet it was born with a tail too. disgusting nog


110c17  No.377592

File: 6e3a8406fc08a12⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

based


bfaa7a  No.377593

>>377591

thats what happens to women who wear shoes lad..


56d370  No.377594

>>377590

what kind of sweetie bowls do poor britbois use?


bb2d1d  No.377595

>>377594

Sweets already come in bags/boxes here


bb2d1d  No.377596

If they're homemade then put them an empty jam/marmalade jar


bfaa7a  No.377597

>that guy that leaves his lights on and blinds open and masturbates

jesus dude fucking stop


83936f  No.377598

File: 9548a3e5ec71319⋯.png (730.18 KB, 1263x963, 421:321, 9548a3e5ec7131923fc8fafb7e….png)


4326f1  No.377599

>>377597

Sorry lad, I forget sometimes.


bfaa7a  No.377600

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)


56d370  No.377601

>>377595

but you have to open the bags and boxes


bb2d1d  No.377602

File: 5999da0a6b4ba3b⋯.jpg (21.45 KB, 351x359, 351:359, 1423126315771.jpg)

>>377597

>looking


56d370  No.377603

>that kid who masturbates in the car when mummy is in the shop


bb2d1d  No.377604

>>377603

That was you, lad, wasn't it?


bfaa7a  No.377605

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB, 358x465, 358:465, wink.png)


56d370  No.377606

>>377604

Yeah, I was a kid


56d370  No.377607

I just did it once


110c17  No.377608

>>377597

got to flex on the lesobs lad


bfaa7a  No.377609

File: 6c9b4d27e4db34f⋯.jpg (312.28 KB, 970x545, 194:109, lntaken.jpg)


0fc269  No.377610

>>377593

not to human women.


bb2d1d  No.377611

>>377607

what the fuck did you do with the cum?


bfaa7a  No.377612

>>377608

dont think they can see him from their window

and i havent heard the lesbos have sex in a long time

hmm

>>377610

look at christina hendricks feet lad


6ca737  No.377613

File: 46b2ee15acd4fa7⋯.png (157.16 KB, 360x362, 180:181, 6.png)

>>377570

hello there lad


bfaa7a  No.377614

>>377611

probably ate it


56d370  No.377615

>>377611

stained my briefs, that's what I did a lot in my early fapping career until I realised it actually stained and got crusty


bfaa7a  No.377616

File: 0f7d3c2f8d1c431⋯.png (8.43 KB, 472x408, 59:51, dorsepepeback.png)

>all those bands who achieved success and were younger than you


bb2d1d  No.377617

File: a8a52e98f6b6c42⋯.png (165.25 KB, 247x248, 247:248, 1366812487951.png)

>he made his mum sit in a car with him reeking of sweat and cum while she drove him home


4326f1  No.377618

>>377615

It took way too long for me to realise I should use tissues tbh


ab0743  No.377619

>>377615

Mummy knew you did this.


0fc269  No.377620

in the last 7-8 years this area has filled up with pakis and niggers. there wasn't a single one on this street at that time, now i see the fucking stinking things walking past several times a day, niggers pakis, chinks. the area as a whole is even worse. it isn't even a big city, it is just a cancer that spreads at an exponential rate.

i want an apocalypse to happen, a comet, a nuclear war, a massive fucking plague that targets shitskins, anything to wipe the fucking rot out from the world.

i want to have been born a couple of hundred years earlier, or better yet, pre-cromwell, so i can find his fucking grandmother and stab her in the throat.


bfaa7a  No.377621

>>377620

bit racist tbh lad


6ca737  No.377622

File: 8b24248221efea1⋯.png (330.46 KB, 931x554, 931:554, hackerknownaspepe.png)

I downloaded Kenshi to see if it works but the zip has got IGG games marked files and lots of extra stuff in it. The uploader was a VIP and it had the highest amount of seeders/leechers but I'm a bit scared of actually unpacking and using it


56d370  No.377623

>>377619

Well yeah, I realised that she must have seen the stains

>>377618

What was your trick, lad?

>>377617

you some kind of sissy who is scared of a little sweat, lad? People can smell your cum?


ab0743  No.377624

>>377623

Does your mummy still wash your undies?


56d370  No.377625

>>377624

Yeah but they are no longer stained


0fc269  No.377626

>>377621

which part?


bfaa7a  No.377627

>>377626

the grandmother


bfaa7a  No.377628

>>377624

>tfw broke my underwear embargo the other day because my penis was too visible and sticking out when wearing just trackies

they ended up covered in jizz


0fc269  No.377629

>>377627

Small price to pay to ensure that cromwell's pals would never be invited into england and the world would remain rothschild-free.


bfaa7a  No.377630

>>377629

>thinking it would make a difference

lol


56d370  No.377631

>>377628

you usually go commando? I did that delivering newspapers yesterday. Felt awful when getting in and out of the car all the time


bfaa7a  No.377632

>>377631

yes since the start of the year

only one day i wore underwear this year wont do it again

feels good


5f7ffe  No.377633

File: 2e1488a639a1e17⋯.jpg (726.08 KB, 833x1250, 833:1250, time bandits.jpg)


bb2d1d  No.377634

File: 83c1b24051901c0⋯.webm (6.22 MB, 249x249, 1:1, louis the martyr.webm)

where is he now, lids?


bfaa7a  No.377635

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


4326f1  No.377636

>no amount of wiggling the power connector makes a connection

This could be the end for you, old faithful.


56d370  No.377637

>>377632

dick and balls just get in the when you have to continually get up out of the car tbh. if at home I wouldn't really care

>>377635

ew look at her fleshy nougat looking nails


6ca737  No.377638

>>377634

A BIG FUHROORY


4326f1  No.377639

>just noticed my new laptop has an American style keyboard

Oh fuck


56d370  No.377640

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

rare goblin wife


6ca737  No.377641

>>377637

that's dorset's secret

he never leaves the house


110c17  No.377642

File: 420a941a8efc07d⋯.gif (33.79 KB, 359x443, 359:443, lain.gif)

>>377635

>she probably doesnt even get in the bath after wasting all those bath bombs


56d370  No.377643

>>377641

he leaves the house all the time though, he's very popular at the pub


0fc269  No.377644

>>377630

It would make quite a difference, have a read about the history of it.

they'd been banned from england for 300 years, and were the royal line to continue, they would have remained banned.

Two people brought those abominations onto our soil, william the conqueror, and cromwell. Shortly after william was done, they were kicked out once again. 300 years passed before cromwell was funded by them, and as his first action as leader, he invited them all in personally. That led to them taking positions of power in with half the nobles killed off, and a while after to the rothschilds conning the english out of all their gold with a lie. That meant the power seat in the (((city of london))) gaining power over the country, and the rest was downhill.

The parliament was still mostly english until the 1930s, and after that it deteriorated steadily until now when none of them have any interest in doing good for the country whatsoever.

If the time machine wouldn't go back far enough for cromwell, I'd take out cromwell#2, aka churchill, and murder that traitor.


bfaa7a  No.377645

>>377643

yeah

>>377644

foolish to think we would somehow remain some untouched paradise into the 21st century lol


0fc269  No.377646

>>377639

they all will from now on, since we're out of europe, we will have 100% american imports. all the semen filled cancer-milk, the cancer-meat, the cancer neon cereal, and the shit nonsense keyboards. $$$$$$$$


bfaa7a  No.377647

>>377640

her hairline is so bad but she is decent smh


ab0743  No.377648

File: 4b239e4143d2ea3⋯.png (191.34 KB, 240x368, 15:23, ClipboardImage.png)

Remove Jews.


110c17  No.377649

>>377644

I heard jews were returning to england before cromwell, and that when cromwell 'legalised' them or permitted their return there were already a few here. I think someone posted about it on here or some other forum I browse.


4326f1  No.377650

>>377646

Being in the EU didn't make us use AZERTY or whatever the German layout is though


bfaa7a  No.377651

File: 929de85d181ba54⋯.jpg (288.78 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1550006325812.jpg)

>da jooz


6ca737  No.377652

File: f37ddf2714b71fe⋯.gif (32.04 KB, 388x394, 194:197, thinkspinner.gif)

>>377644

>>377648

>Magna Carta's first draft had the no jews clause but it was taken out in the next version

really makes you think


4326f1  No.377653

File: f1aa2c672f22923⋯.png (443.11 KB, 650x386, 325:193, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377648

this tbh


e4d5a0  No.377654

>>377645

North Korea has remained untouched.


bfaa7a  No.377655

>>377654

yikes..


4326f1  No.377656

>>377654

Is there a Norf Korea FC?


110c17  No.377657

>>377656

Lad… that's genius. I need to make that memi.

>LOVE T'CHAIRMAN ME.


bb2d1d  No.377658

>>377654

Truly a nation to aspire to


110c17  No.377659

File: e9792a7faa9b3a7⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1504x1000, 188:125, ClipboardImage.png)


4326f1  No.377660

>>377651

>she will never swallow me whole

Might as well just kill myself tbph


6ca737  No.377661

File: 051fcd8c6f52168⋯.png (460.13 KB, 656x843, 656:843, smugITpepe.png)

I will surely be protected from hackers if I scan the unpacked files with both MS Security Essentials AND malwarebytes, right


03cfbd  No.377662

>>377661

run it in a sandboxed VM


6ca737  No.377663

>>377662

Too boomer to understand that lad, guess I'll take my chances


bb2d1d  No.377664

File: 20a9bd3b5f3d9df⋯.png (210.55 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377661

>boomer uncle asks me to help with a problem he's having with Outlook and Win10

>discover he keeps all his accounts and password info in a .txt file

>tell him to print it immediately and delete the file permanently

>"oh but I've got anti-virus"

>try and explain that there's still ways around that and that all it takes is one mistake and someone has everything

>"but muh anti-virus"

>try again

>"oh well, I'll put it on this USB stick, that way nobody will be able to get it"


bfaa7a  No.377665

File: d0d846c5efc741c⋯.webm (2.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1548597067497.webm)


cdf264  No.377666

File: 9e0478b01cf30b4⋯.jpg (292.53 KB, 833x1250, 833:1250, time bandits.jpg)


4326f1  No.377667

Giant goblines


0fc269  No.377668

>>377651

This isn't /trannybrit/, fuck off.


0fc269  No.377669

>>377658

0% unemployment, 0% homelessness, sounds alright.

And imagine living in a homogenous country with not a single yid anywhere. Why do you think the media is so against N. Korea?


bfaa7a  No.377670

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)

>>377668

cringe


0fc269  No.377671

>>377652

I have a feeling the snake in the bible was actually one of them.


03cfbd  No.377672

File: aa8b2366cc69dfa⋯.jpg (131.12 KB, 662x1000, 331:500, MV5BZTUzNGJkMTUtMTQxYi00Mj….jpg)

we should watch this one evening


bb2d1d  No.377673

>being a brainlet who rees impotently at muh joos and other retarded over-simplifications of history based off muh /pol/ infogwafix

even Dorset is cringing at you lmao


bb2d1d  No.377674


636392  No.377675

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

took a nice full shower, doing all my laundry, gettin' nice and clean

>>377671

the bible was written by jews, jesus was a jew, chr*stianity is jewish


5aab49  No.377676

>>377664

Virtual Machines. Some kind of wizardry that runs on a lower level in the hardware than most programs so it's contained if you load something (even an operating system) within it and it, in theory, can't fuck up your regular OS/security. I've not done much with VMs but run games WINE couldn't handle by booting windows 7 in Oracle a few years ago. Of course now I've been a tablet pleb for over a year so I might as well be a tech inept boomgroid.


bb2d1d  No.377677

>>377676

wrong post lid, have the (You) back


bfaa7a  No.377678

File: 97e3e0021c270d0⋯.jpg (40.04 KB, 832x568, 104:71, 1548436074004.jpg)

>ywn go back to early/mid 00s pop rock and garage rock


0fc269  No.377679

>>377675

Then why did the jews who wrote the bible tell of jesus the jew driving the jews out from the temple?

I thought they were all jews?


bfaa7a  No.377680

>>377679

dont bother replying to him lad..


5aab49  No.377681

>>377676

Meant for

>>377663

>>377677

Thank (You) for your honesty. Have a reward.


4326f1  No.377682

File: 5b1605fe0367ef0⋯.png (468.16 KB, 600x439, 600:439, ClipboardImage.png)


03cfbd  No.377683

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


bb2d1d  No.377684

>chr*stianity is jewish

This is like saying Protestantism is Catholic because all the earliest Protestants were Catholics beforehand


636392  No.377685

>>377679

jesus created a schism among jews, that's why they hate him. doesn't mean that European nations should have abandoned their traditional religions in favor of offshoot-judaism


636392  No.377686

>>377684

>This is like saying Protestantism is Catholic

no, it's like saying protestantism is chr*stian


bfaa7a  No.377687

>replying to a nonce


636392  No.377688

or that hamburgers are american


636392  No.377689

File: d70e3186a790134⋯.png (5.71 KB, 604x608, 151:152, d70e3186a790134680f99e67ec….png)

>>377687

not a fucking nonse


bfaa7a  No.377690

>replying even tho ive filtered him


bb2d1d  No.377691

>>377687

God he's such a brainlet


5aab49  No.377692

>>377685

It's Semitic semantics. People like Salty Anus sperg at Christianity being called Jewish but it literally is Abrahamic. Could argue modern Jews aren't Jews and we wuz Israelites but it's the same difference tbh.


110c17  No.377693

>>377140

>westie

don't bully me lad, i've been mewing lately smh


bfaa7a  No.377694

File: 649aa7291222cb8⋯.png (127.24 KB, 334x346, 167:173, 1544654170082.png)

*goes to anglican/methodist churches to piss of both catholics and paganLARPers*


4326f1  No.377695

The people called "Jews" are probably even more divergent from the Israelites of old than the Christians tbh


56d370  No.377696

>>377695

I don't think so, they are still visible semitic.


2bfd96  No.377697

>>377693

it's called mewling and you replied to that post very late, wtf lad


cdf264  No.377698

File: f87b5d0d0e22a11⋯.png (17.05 KB, 529x529, 1:1, f87b5d0d0e22a110c673bb1544….png)

>377696

this film is great and you're missing it


83936f  No.377699

File: 08aa4d44aa31a53⋯.jpg (79.19 KB, 940x628, 235:157, 08aa4d44aa31a53616f8081f86….jpg)


56d370  No.377700

>>377698

I got work


4326f1  No.377701

>>377696

>visibly semitic

If you mean the modern people called Jews have a distinctive look then yes, because they have a pretty restricted gene pool, but that doesn't have anything to do with the Israelites.


2bfd96  No.377702

>>377695

>>377696

tbh modern jews have been kicked out of so many places after interbreeding they are the ultimate mongrels, all that remains of their original form is the ability to corrupt, meddle, and destroy


83936f  No.377703

love goblines

love my lass more


636392  No.377704

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>377702

this film tells you everything you need to know about jews tbh

there used to be a great English dub version but I think it got taken off youtube, I can't find it


bb2d1d  No.377705

File: 74b21510cf31c0f⋯.gif (631.15 KB, 512x481, 512:481, spurding.gif)

>The Eternal Jew

Holy fuck you are such a meme lad


636392  No.377706

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ooh this one has the English dub


83936f  No.377707


ab0743  No.377708

The origins of the GNOMED meme is great

http://www.nogginclontith.co.uk/Creators.htm


83936f  No.377709

beautiful wives are lovely tbh lads


4326f1  No.377710

>>377703

But what if, lad, what if your lass were a gobline?


56d370  No.377711

>>377705

t. eternal anglo


83936f  No.377712

>>377710

I'd love her even more


b0009e  No.377713

File: 6cddfff653b5aca⋯.png (17.67 KB, 1903x174, 1903:174, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377704

had to switch IPs twice just so it would let me open the link, then it made me watch it on youtube, now it won't let me click this


b0009e  No.377714

>>377705

jidf this is an evil nazi safe space pls go home thanks xoxo


636392  No.377715

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>377713

try invidious (embedded). I highly recommend Freetube client

>>377714

baste


636392  No.377716

https://github.com/FreeTubeApp/FreeTube/releases

standalone client that you can copy paste any youtube/invidious/hooktube link into and it will rip it from invidious


b0009e  No.377717

>>377715

>The media could not be loaded, either because the server or network failed or because the format is not supported.

rooooooo


4326f1  No.377718

File: 0d5f1e9a4845daf⋯.png (370.53 KB, 620x413, 620:413, ClipboardImage.png)

>when you see people who are not civic nationalists


83936f  No.377719

>>377710

you know I actually did date a jevvess for a while right


bb2d1d  No.377720

Just farted


56d370  No.377721

>>377718

I just forget some of you lads are naughty at times


4326f1  No.377722

>>377721

I reserve all my violent energies for fictional worlds such as minecraft or fortnite


636392  No.377723

had a chicken/spinach wrap with some chili sauce, then a few tuscan crackers to soothe the burn, then some almond butter, then a couple more tuscan crackers. nice snack

>>377717

a common error on invidious/freetube. that vid works for me on Freetube tho

>>377719

a fat goblin slag gave me HPV, never again


bfaa7a  No.377724

another grilled lemon chicken and bacon sandwich tbh


4326f1  No.377725

>>377723

Interesting bit of spicposter lore that


b0009e  No.377726

>>377724

it's ten o' clock


6ca737  No.377727

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

game seemed to work ok if laggy and crashing on exit

now to figure out what it's actually about other than being "rpg but with basebuilding and awful progression where you start unable to do anything at all"

I made a character, went to a bar, talked to a crazy negro and got him to join me by pretending to be interested in his ranting, mined some iron ore, ran it back to the barman and sold it, then realized the negro whomst I had left mining was being attacked by twenty starving bandits and got him to run. Set my character to protect him and use blocks only, expecting that she would stay near the guy as they ran back inside town and that the guards would help, but instead getting engaged with a single bandit and letting crazy negro get beaten to death within the town gate, with nobody helping. Got main character into the bar, where the bar ninjas killed the bandits and I helped by whacking them with a stick, then noticed that some slavers had sniffed out that there was a crippled dying old crazy negro just lying around and had surrounded him in a group of 15 or so looking like the scenes in zombie movies where they eat the body, except they were healing him and putting shackles on him for some reason. There was no option to ask the slavers to please not do that so I tried to carry him away by strength and all 15 of them beat me into a cripple with sticks and enslaved us both.

Strange game tbh


bfaa7a  No.377728

>>377726

so what cunt


bfaa7a  No.377729

>computer is next to wall

>can always hear when lesbos are coughing or sneezing

bet they can hear me too keek


6ca737  No.377730

File: 4fdb17a0480e0d0⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1000x1166, 500:583, clownpepe27pop.png)

>Imagine being Amir in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jazz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your meaty man tits and gross festering frankengina. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is cash his paycheck and go home. Like seriously imagine having to be Amir and not only hide in that house of horrors while Jazz flaunts his frankengina in front of you, the favorable blanket barely concealing his mutilated monster hole going directly into his colon, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he works it. Not only having to tolerate his disgusting fucking frankengina but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAZZ JENNINGS GOT A PUSSY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch him dilate with 6 different colored dildos; never before have you seen a vagina directly connect into someones colon before, no uterus, no cervix, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of natural vaginas and later alleged frankenginas for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out off of the street. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sewage smell that's brapping out from his neovagina too as he shakes his dildo and writhes it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "dilation"(for that is what he calls it), that he waited so long to do with multiple surgeries in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure because you're wanting money. You're not going to lose your $50k paycheck over this. Just bear it. Hide in the bathroom and bear it.

Jazz really is a weird fucked up person. In a normal school/society she would get bulled. What a foulmouth. Women do not act like this. Perverts do.

She has never been reprimanded. "No, you little perverted freak, this is not how you behave."

Look at the way Amir is cringing.

His whole being centers around a seething jealousy of his sister, manifested in a twisted, tacit, masculine competition he has with her. In his book, he can't shut up about how he's better at school than Ari was, how much better he is at sports, and it moves into straight-up Lynchian absurdity where he prides himself on having bigger boobs than his sister, nevermind that they're misshapen parodies of female breasts that would look more at home on a 60yo abuelita.

Ari's aware of it, too. I love the restaurant clip where Ari low-key throws shade on him dominating the dinner conversation with all his bullshit about wanting a "beautiful vagina" and how his "artist's eye" would fixate on flaws and imperfections. She snarks at him - "Want to see mine?" Ari knows that's what all this shit is really about - her little brother's quixotic quest to be a better, prettier girl than she is. I just wish she'd take it further, really drive the absurdity of the situation home, draw attention to the clownworld atmosphere this whole family lives in where the delusions of a fully-enabled narcissistic monster-child are allowed to remain center-stage by the Leontics that created him. I'd love for her to cut Jazz off mid-sentence and say something like, "But enough about Jazz's "vagina;" let's talk about Sander's dick for a while. Do you find it beautiful, Sander? Anything your "artist's eye" would change about it? I'm sure the whole restaurant is just dying to hear about it."

Even more, when Jazz is spouting this nonsense, every female at the table, his mother included, all wear the same incredulous expressions whether they're conscious of it or not. No woman thinks of their vagina as beautiful. It's a bit of a fluke when one *is*. It leaks. It bleeds. But it is the gateway to the engine of creation. That's where the pride comes from, rarely if ever how it looks. Jazz's "vagina" is as superficial as his understanding of what it means to be a womanzzz


bfaa7a  No.377731

no


6ca737  No.377732


bfaa7a  No.377733

>>377732

POP POP POP

WATCHIN TRANNIES DROP


6ca737  No.377734

File: c033777efa5abc6⋯.png (460.93 KB, 655x650, 131:130, pepejew.png)

>Jazz is an adopted Palestinian boy which is why the "parents" don't care about letting him cut his dick off.

>It's true, his kike "parents" adopted a little Palestinian boy to brainwash, humiliate, and mutilate.

Extremely hot take


bb2d1d  No.377735

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

83936f  No.377736

File: 8c78f8808259902⋯.png (633.02 KB, 810x810, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


b0009e  No.377737

File: c8d74d57fd51d90⋯.gif (1.82 MB, 355x360, 71:72, 1472897112979.gif)

>>377730

10/10 lad


6ca737  No.377738

File: 244cebfaabdabdf⋯.png (751.63 KB, 680x680, 1:1, clownpepe21.png)

>>377737

It's from /tv/


ab0743  No.377739

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>I'm not gay

>I'm not attracted to men

>and Jazz is a female

Oh dear


110c17  No.377740

>>377734

wow shit really?


bb2d1d  No.377741

File: dd0e56da9eed11c⋯.jpg (34.45 KB, 537x604, 537:604, 1446155401820.jpg)

>Maisieposting at this time of night


6ca737  No.377742

File: 420995b5860b6bc⋯.png (979.78 KB, 1618x1000, 809:500, int maisieballposter.png)

>>377740

"hot take" means "spicy theory" lad

>>377741

>maisieposting


bb2d1d  No.377743

File: dd181164d679851⋯.mp4 (275.75 KB, 360x360, 1:1, Zap.mp4)


bb2d1d  No.377744

File: e98bf23182cd1d6⋯.png (434.02 KB, 677x400, 677:400, Woight in tha middle a the….png)

Ian McKellen: Bryan Singer, Kevin Spacey alleged abuse occurred because they 'were in the closet'

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2019/03/01/ian-mckellen-kevin-spacey-bryan-singer-allegations-abuse-closeted-gay/3026010002/

weeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww


110c17  No.377745

File: 8dae2707fc5be9a⋯.png (306.1 KB, 660x350, 66:35, ClipboardImage.png)

>>377744

oh god ian that's not the hill to die on, gandalf why


110c17  No.377746

>>377744

Want me to make you a flag lad? Got any motif you'd want in one?


02e97b  No.377747

>>377744

really hope he dies before it's confirmed he's a nonce so I can still watch LOTR


b0009e  No.377748

>>377746

>taking away jobs from innocent panzies who love nothing more than to make flags for people

smh


110c17  No.377749

File: e03a4155cbcdd97⋯.jpg (5.46 KB, 205x245, 41:49, images.jpg)

>>377748

you're probably better than me you can do it lad

also make me loads of pixel art keek


b97021  No.377750

>>377744

>being gay made me a nonce

If you want to make that argument, I suppose.


bb2d1d  No.377751

>>377746

hmmm not really sure what I'd have for a flag


b0009e  No.377752

>>377749

thanks lad

and maybe

>>377750

the slippery slope is real and loads of fags are also nonces tbh


b0009e  No.377753

someones gonna get quints

hope it's not 22st


b97021  No.377754

File: 00b76449d2bb846⋯.gif (3.65 MB, 294x524, 147:262, chaikagrapes.gif)


bb2d1d  No.377755

File: 1734ff744005988⋯.jpg (25.82 KB, 500x294, 250:147, memribrit.jpg)

*officially lays claim to quints*

Posting between No.377776 and No. 377778 will be interpreted as a deliberate act of war and I will have no option but to retaliate


4326f1  No.377756

>>377755

*declares war pre-emptively*


4326f1  No.377757

>Limmy's streaming

>he's walking around some jock city centre pointing a camera at himself talking gibberish

hmm


bb2d1d  No.377758

File: 394f6b53db8c75d⋯.png (992.13 KB, 1365x915, 91:61, ClipboardImage.png)


cb98e2  No.377759

File: 7fc0dbb6317c743⋯.webm (1.38 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 22st aldioder kids.webm)

>>377613

>>377622

Hello lad! Did you see Sseth's review of Kenshi the other day?


4326f1  No.377760

>>377759

Thanks for the update, I'll be checking out that video now.