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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: bf5d2c4c3609a39⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

56d370  No.377044


56d370  No.377046


comfy, lid. Getting in or coming out?

56d370  No.377048

File: 8a4d082d4d833c0⋯.png (12 KB, 677x134, 677:134, ClipboardImage.png)

that's okay I didn't want a comfy work week anyway

ab0743  No.377049

File: 31f7dbad5b667d8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.22 MB, 900x1600, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

56d370  No.377050


Jesus look at the big toe nail curves. What the fuck. Is that clubbing? Cancer?

aaa701  No.377051

Are we using this rubbish thread instead of the proper one that I made? Okay…

aaa701  No.377052

File: ca96af85b2d2079⋯.jpg (7.54 KB, 240x240, 1:1, ca96af85b2d207935a954d46a0….jpg)


you able to watch a film tonight lid?

56d370  No.377053

File: da816ad3efc43f3⋯.png (606.54 KB, 700x688, 175:172, ClipboardImage.png)

I think she has had surgery on her big toe, like she has had the edges cut off. I have had that on one side.



56d370  No.377054

I mean yes we are. I have to be more assertive.

56d370  No.377055


depends, lid. Got a good one for me?

aaa701  No.377056


could you delete the one I made then plz lud?

aaa701  No.377057

File: 2e1488a639a1e17⋯.jpg (726.08 KB, 833x1250, 833:1250, time bandits.jpg)


Time Bandits (1981) ?

b97021  No.377058

File: 219224553580a5b⋯.jpeg (32.03 KB, 339x425, 339:425, g2ozim0jh8ws1hu2wd8m.jpeg)

aaa701  No.377059

File: 42c16d889d7f6a4⋯.jpg (77.2 KB, 1884x1144, 471:286, 42c16d889d7f6a4953592e6293….jpg)


hullo laddington, want to watch a film in a bit?

56d370  No.377060

File: 2f733212caa5dac⋯.png (11.27 KB, 418x398, 209:199, 2f733212caa5dac397bc98baa9….png)

aaa701  No.377061


have you seen Time Bandits already?

4326f1  No.377062


Poor lad, we're having well nice weather over here.


Is that Megan Merkel?

56d370  No.377063

aaa701  No.377064

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Alex Jones on Joe Rogan

aaa701  No.377065


how you know you think it's boring then?

b97021  No.377066


Gonna have some food. Could probably watch something in about an hour.

56d370  No.377067


sounds boring looks boring simple as

2929ee  No.377068


You're really pushing it this time Labour….

b97021  No.377069


You're like a picky eater when it comes to films.

ab0743  No.377070

File: c0e7dec1e10bb58⋯.png (4.06 MB, 1847x1912, 1847:1912, ClipboardImage.png)


It's Brie Larrson. Pic related is Markle.

aaa701  No.377071

File: ddb80ef3ebecb12⋯.jpg (21.82 KB, 206x305, 206:305, hardcandy.jpg)


>sounds boring looks boring simple as

lad, it's literally 100x more exciting than any of your crappy suggestions

I still haven't completely forgiven you for this dire evening

56d370  No.377072

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Pay it forward maybe

4326f1  No.377073


>Brie Larrson

Literally whomst?

56d370  No.377074

File: b406dd34e3aca18⋯.png (114.91 KB, 227x410, 227:410, ClipboardImage.png)


this thing kek

aaa701  No.377075

File: 147bd5f2bb28e04⋯.png (13.18 KB, 1674x866, 837:433, 87a8637d0ab0be311d17c51fc1….png)


>You're like a picky eater when it comes to films.

shitty eater more like. All his suggestions are boring, awkward, and enjoyable. He literally doesn't like fun exciting films, and prefers difficult, arduous, dull stuff

2929ee  No.377076


Degenerate footfags. I wear flipflops all day erryday, but I don't need surgery. That dirty thot has issues because she wears "high-heeled flip-flops" like an idiot and then has to fix up her feet with her movie thot winnings. I bet you'd eat Jazz Jennings out wouldn't you…depraved lad?

56d370  No.377077


I wish you were ill again

aaa701  No.377078

File: f168e7de340f05b⋯.png (54.67 KB, 480x406, 240:203, f168e7de340f05b5266ee3cdef….png)


>I wish you were ill again

I'm still ill tbh. I wish you were ill too.

56d370  No.377079

File: 4c96f2a4590d8dd⋯.jpg (288.53 KB, 1000x1166, 500:583, 1551207708394.jpg)


Of course!

56d370  No.377080


then I wouldn't have to work

aaa701  No.377081


I meant *unenjoyable

ab0743  No.377082

File: 4cb48be2b0d4a87⋯.png (440.52 KB, 820x492, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)


Harry gets to suck on those.

aaa701  No.377083

File: 8491b098aac4e61⋯.png (10.24 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 8491b098aac4e610c5715ed6da….png)


>hen I wouldn't have to work

yes you would. I wish you were ill, and still had to work, to make it super shitty for you

aaa701  No.377084


>Harry gets to suck on those.

it's a sham marriage, made for political reasons. Harry is probably away from her most of the time, banging other of his "royal subjects" who are only to grateful to recieve his princely seed

6208b9  No.377085

22st did you save the other thread in a .txt file or something before deleting it? it was good, you should edit its links into this one

56d370  No.377086


He can suck all he wants they'll always look dirty


That would suck noooo

I suggested a film dude >>377072

ab0743  No.377087


The baby bump is fake too.


I bet you want to suck on bossman's dirty toes.

2929ee  No.377088

>Fly Helicopters for the RAF like a real fighter prince of old!

>Come home and have to be in an arranged marriage with a jewish-negress


6208b9  No.377089

man I feel dumb as fuck, I bought the wrong replacement coils for my vape, $20 and I have no idea what to do with them. hopefully I can find somebody that can use them to give 'em away

ab0743  No.377090


None of the other women he liked actually wanted him. I don't believe they wanted the royal life.

56d370  No.377091


coarse trucker toes calloused by constantly jumping down a meter on hard clog soles doesn't sound particularly appetising. I bet they have been dipped inside the Harpy too.



sotpped reading there

6208b9  No.377092


22st did you save the test from the other thread? who made it? it had a good OP, I hope you didn't just destroy it without saving the links

4326f1  No.377093

File: c7e83a8654d99c5⋯.png (763.18 KB, 700x700, 1:1, vomit viv.png)


Poor lad,


>The baby bump is fake too.

Now that's a hot take.

2929ee  No.377094


Jeez, couldn't he have married a Flem or Dutchie or something?

aaa701  No.377095


kevin spacey and that irritating kid from that ghost film

why? why do you have such shit taste?

ab0743  No.377096


I bet your mouth is watering.


The shape is really weird. It looked so huge at the wedding when they announced it and then was barely there, then back to being huge. I know that bumps do change shape but it's too drastic. She always keeps holding it too, like it's about to fall off.


Probably, but he's meant to be a bit of a dullard tbh. Not much going on inside his head so that along with him being the spare, along with the huge restrictions royal life brings, might have put women off.

56d370  No.377097

File: 09f5c7877e687c5⋯.png (1.68 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>odd couple

keek. I swear they try to make her look less white than she is



aaa701  No.377098


>The baby bump is fake too.

baby bump is real, but harry has so many options he's not going to limit them to just her. Even Charles had bit onthe side remember?

aaa701  No.377099

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


it looks absolutely fucking awful lid, i'm not going to subject people to that awful bilge in my room

watch this clip from Time Bandits and see how awesome it is, this is just a few mintues from it

2929ee  No.377100


Meant to be a dullard? Do you mean like a wastrel? Dummies don't fly attack helicopters, lad. They just shoot on the ground like other grunts. Unambitious is what you mean, yes?

ab0743  No.377101


He's not regarded as very intelligent.

6208b9  No.377102


lad, you're not answering me. there was another OP made right after this that was much better quality and you nuked it. who made it? I hope somebody has the text that they assembled

aaa701  No.377103



He went to one of the most expensive schools in the world, and the best he came out with was a D in Art

a D in fucking Art…

56d370  No.377104


I nuked it at the request of The Poster Formerly Known As Bins.


Ok it looks vaguely interesting. Just 'ate midges

6208b9  No.377105


ah okay, and The Poster Formerly Known As Bins made it?

aaa701  No.377106


>Ok it looks vaguely interesting

high praise from mister fussy-wussy

Wess wants to see this one too, so we can't start until shortly after 8pm

aaa701  No.377107


i made it but everyone was posting in this one, so I told 22 to delete my one even though it was better

6208b9  No.377108


yeah okay. should have saved the text to edit into this one tho

56d370  No.377109


Can start at the latest 20:30, but that is with no breaks

2929ee  No.377110


Well….I failed my art class with an F. Although there may have been circumstances where I never attended until it was time to deliver my water colors and such. University is not a measure of anyone's intellect or aptitude in this day and age. I had bizarre circumstances, and perhaps he did as well? I don't believe that someone who can fly an Apache AH-64 is a dullard, sorry.

bb2d1d  No.377111

File: 8e43969f214ab18⋯.png (102.09 KB, 215x250, 43:50, CysticFibrosisLadGetsNewLu….PNG)

>people actually believe W*ndsor propaganda about muh service in Afghanistan

67ae9f  No.377112

File: fa1b98c1ea618c3⋯.png (179.85 KB, 580x428, 145:107, ClipboardImage.png)

56d370  No.377113



6ca737  No.377114


not really feeling anything tonight tbh lad, go on without me

56d370  No.377115

yeah I'm out

2929ee  No.377116

File: c372ba8eea3967e⋯.mp4 (4.42 MB, 400x224, 25:14, Angry_Cyclist_Firing_Firew….mp4)

Oi oi, well then I suppose a Welsh King would be a perfect fit for the UK and its crisis. I suppose it would take enough power to take over England and hold Israel hostage with a thermobaric device. Eh? I know India would be well interested in this proposition as it could secure their future hard lads. Plus be having their fissile materials at random disposal is meaning that good fortune comes to he who is most ruthless.

6208b9  No.377117




fdbf20  No.377118

isnt that the same policy of the UK already

6ca737  No.377119

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Kay

6ca737  No.377120

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh music man

ab0743  No.377121


Can't believe she found out where 22st works.

6ca737  No.377122


scared that the place is somewhere near me and when the happening comes the countryside will be flooded with downies destroying everything in sight before the wog hordes even arrive tbh

56d370  No.377123

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


More like they'll destroy you.

2929ee  No.377124


Best of all is it not?


The UK will have to be taken over by an insane Welshmen from another country before it regains the right to exist. To gain the right to rule and regain everything it ever had or lost to this point would require true conviction and the elimination of garbage that get in the way or are non-white.

6ca737  No.377125


>I love kids


aaa701  No.377126

File: 21b1ffe745e0028⋯.png (2.98 KB, 216x42, 36:7, cc7a96ca2ea77c33242a8c8c08….png)



did you fags both just bail on me?

6ca737  No.377127

File: a193cfdcbf7fbbd⋯.mp4 (598.82 KB, 640x360, 16:9, big boi.mp4)

>the guy can bench press over 400 pounds

56d370  No.377128


keek yeah. No point in watching the film Wess wants to watch without Wess

6ca737  No.377129


>directing all of the garbage fill fury at me

thanks lad smh

aaa701  No.377130

File: 444a6375a5822ff⋯.jpg (58.95 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1513143a0c3376985f5fcbe427….jpg)


it's fucking impossible to please Wess

I didn't watch this film yesterday because he wanted to watch it, at a time more suitable for him, so I save it for today, at a time he could make, and this is what I get!

If you organise things without taking Wess into account he complains, and if you organise them taking him into account, he bails


6ca737  No.377131

File: 6799e28fa1085b8⋯.png (615.17 KB, 1061x613, 1061:613, ClipboardImage.png)


lad I got injected with the poz today it's no wonder I am not in a state to sit through a whole film

aaa701  No.377132

File: bbab7e0ff33e17f⋯.png (5.04 KB, 372x348, 31:29, druid&bins.png)


>lad I got injected with the poz today

what happened, did you have to do more vegan cookery with PREVENT?

ab0743  No.377133

File: 2d6c9fee30d78aa⋯.jpg (215.93 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ziggy sleeping.jpg)

Nigh nigh

2929ee  No.377134





You are all liars and dirt. May your grin turn to blood.

6ca737  No.377135

File: 42287fb5f57bf6f⋯.mp4 (7.79 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Kill All The Gays.mp4)


I literally got injected with poz smh

hep b vaccine

and have to have fresh poz injected every month for 6 months now

56d370  No.377136


Yeah watching a film is basically me doing people a service tbh. I should start getting paid


aw, poor The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman. Yeah I recall seeing you putting it on yesterday. You may be a bin but Wessex is the one that is full of shit and stinks smh.


nigh nigh curleh


What's your problem, noflag?

aaa701  No.377137


>You are all liars and dirt.

true lad

should I put on a film or not? I'll probably end up watching something. Right now I'm watching Rick and Morty for the millionth time in a room full of FUCKING NORMIES!!!!

6ca737  No.377138


have a cracking cataleptic period curleh

af24f0  No.377139

File: 30762cfcbc7ec13⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 749.69 KB, 459x810, 17:30, ClipboardImage.png)

finally shaved off the moustache and got a haircut so i can join the army, you guys think it suits me?

6ca737  No.377140


do what you like

I'm going to fall unconcious soon and wake up with the knowledge that I have been infected with an STD without ever doing the requisite



aaa701  No.377141


did you shave off your whole chin?

56d370  No.377142


so that's why you wear the mask keek

af24f0  No.377143



what are you talking about lads?

aaa701  No.377144

File: efd82ba04bdce8a⋯.jpg (52.34 KB, 768x768, 1:1, unwell.jpg)


are you still feeling poorly?

I am

2929ee  No.377145

File: 83c446c1410f8ed⋯.jpg (437.73 KB, 1677x2046, 559:682, anons angry cat.jpg)



Don't take vaccines laddo or you might die and go to hell like those evangelical Christians say in America.


I swear it on me grave that if your "Rick and Morty" is what you watch then, I might have to break you up into constituent parts. Yee'er not be funny joking like that, lad.

bb2d1d  No.377146

File: 7e41efc6fcfdc87⋯.png (46.4 KB, 235x245, 47:49, lyif.png)

>tfw healthy boi

af24f0  No.377147


im alright now tbh thanks for asking get well soon xxx

af24f0  No.377148

>22st probably believes i look like that

bb2d1d  No.377149


Gullible is written on his ceiling

6ca737  No.377150


if I don't take this one I might die tbh

something to do with kidneys

cdf264  No.377151

File: 43610e35084ee8b⋯.png (8.34 KB, 940x922, 470:461, 52a052ec3551910efceed02b45….png)

In other news from the The Poster Formerly Known As Binsverse, today I made some low carb ice cream and ate it all

i'm ill, so I'm allowed

a2a65c  No.377152

File: 7cd4404132fa46e⋯.jpg (108.94 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Jewess 689.jpg)

cdf264  No.377153

anyone want to watch a film?

af24f0  No.377154


just going to prolong your illness tbh lad

56d370  No.377155


I have a pic of you wearing a mask

2929ee  No.377156


Wait a tic. What is the deal with your kidneys? You don't need some dirtbag doctor telling you what for…what is your main problem? Seriously.

cdf264  No.377157


>just going to prolong your illness tbh lad

why? you need extra calories when you're ill

554a11  No.377158

>tfw 100% white evropean

cdf264  No.377159

File: c50e874a62ffb2f⋯.jpg (199.38 KB, 2048x1024, 2:1, frens.jpg)

Where's my man Doogle? Where is goblin? And Union Oak?

You guys want to watch any cool films rn?

b6bd0d  No.377160

252861  No.377161

File: ba145791d37ba1c⋯.jpg (54.88 KB, 550x446, 275:223, ba145791d37ba1cf713df98769….jpg)

gotta fuggen shovel the driveway


well you want actual nutrition, not just sugar and cream

bone broth, green leafy vegetables, plenty of fluids, meat, and yeah calories


how do you have so many health problems? bad kidneys, "exploding legs", autism (arguably not a "health problem", morelike a brain variation, but I'll list it anyway for the sake of completeness), obesity

flood detected

b6bd0d  No.377162


>well you want actual nutrition, not just sugar and cream

There is not sugar in it, I made it myself, and there is tonnes of nutrition in cream, it's calorie dense and full of fat soluble vitamins

b6bd0d  No.377163

File: 1a61549f4566639⋯.png (69.57 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatwojakposh.png)


>bone broth, green leafy vegetables, plenty of fluids, meat, and yeah calories

I didn't just eat ice cream, I had it for dessert, after pan fried chicken seved in a home made a red wine, red pepper, red onions and red tomoato sauce, made with fresh ingredients including home made chicken stock, seasoned with garlic, oregano and basil, and served with steamed buttered french beans. Then I had the low carb ice cream - which chocolate ganash - for puddings

4326f1  No.377164

File: c1c6bac3d302ec3⋯.webm (796.34 KB, 200x360, 5:9, get out now.webm)



252861  No.377165


good lad

252861  No.377166

had some chicken in a bowl with salsa to fuel me up for the shovelin' 'cause I can't be assed to cook

b6bd0d  No.377167

File: 3e3577159175876⋯.png (6.23 KB, 205x246, 5:6, chubbywojak.png)


I eat well ngl. That meal was so tasty I might make it again tomorrow. I've got a whole load of chicken thighs in the freezer that I might defrost tonight, plus all the other stuff, red onions, red peppers, tomatoes etc.. I'm running a bit low on red wine and fresh chicken stock though

b97021  No.377168


Sorry, ladle. Started watching anims because no one else seemed to be doing anything. I'm down for a stream if other people are.

56d370  No.377169

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

His supporters are something else. They really love him.

b6bd0d  No.377170

b6bd0d  No.377171

File: bdd3c0568a014c4⋯.jpg (133.06 KB, 220x326, 110:163, Ant-Man_and_the_Wasp_poste….jpg)

67ae9f  No.377172


They're borderline cultists tbh

af24f0  No.377173


>norge doesnt understand jokes


false, fasting is the best way to recovery. intaking nutrients especially stuff like ice cream slows it down

bb2d1d  No.377174

File: 145f2b37f4f2c9e⋯.gif (511.03 KB, 840x488, 105:61, 1509574139274.gif)

didn't burn any of the cookies today

af24f0  No.377175

"you need to intake calories to recover" is peak boomer medical advice tbh

56d370  No.377176


I made a joke too.


but what of the lads who likes that charcoal taste?

>inb4 he's gonna keep all the cookies for himself

b6bd0d  No.377177


>false, fasting is the best way to recovery. intaking nutrients especially stuff like ice cream slows it down

that's rubbish, your body needs nutrients to build the immune cells it needs to fight of infections. Feed a cold, as they say

bb2d1d  No.377178


I would send you some, but you'd probably be the one to deliver them

af24f0  No.377179


you don't know what you're talking about lad, sorry.

it's like saying you need 3 square meals a day to survive and that C-sections are healthier than natural births and kids shouldn't eat dirt etc. etc


af24f0  No.377180

night laddoes

252861  No.377181


>nutrition to fight disease

>don't eat dirt

>natural birth

>eat one 1500-3000 calorie meal a day (depending on sex and whether gaining/losing/maintaining

the real redpill



56d370  No.377182


kek, nah I don't have a route that goes to me.



6ca737  No.377183


they are dying and will eventually need replacement

4326f1  No.377184

File: 170831c61384a70⋯.jpg (20.85 KB, 496x424, 62:53, not tidy.jpg)

If we didn't live in the decaying world we'd have cloned vat-grown kidneys sorted already tbh, they're not a mobile organ so it's technically feasible and in high enough demand that there's a strong incentive to sort out the engineering.

bb2d1d  No.377185

File: 2fc0adce77c161a⋯.png (123.95 KB, 310x310, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

cdf264  No.377186


fasting is good for somethings, but not for fighting off colds

bb2d1d  No.377187

>when you tease the doggo with a cookie (that you're giving her as a treat) and she pees all over the floor from excitement

56d370  No.377188

work, later lids

2929ee  No.377189


Well let's see…I would say that stinging nettle plant, cranberry, and and the hydration to go with it will help you out. Apple cider vinegar on the regular taken by the teaspoonful about every 2 days will help your kidneys as well.


Not true. when the body becomes starved suddenly after being fed consistently for so long…it will produce white blood cells and the immune system will go into "kill mode" and start to flow around the body checking for abnormalities. Fasting will cure a cold tbh (I don't see how you could fuck that up but it's possible).

cdf264  No.377190


>Not true. when the body becomes starved suddenly after being fed consistently for so long…it will produce white blood cells and the immune system will go into "kill mode" and start to flow around the body checking for abnormalities. Fasting will cure a cold tbh (I don't see how you could fuck that up but it's possible).

you've got this all wrong. a cold or flu is a viral infection. Fasting can be good for getting rid of bacterial infection. You need food to fight off a virus

I do fast from time to time, but it intuitively feels wrong to do it while I have a virus

bb2d1d  No.377191


So murder has been legalised now lids, as long as you're a woman

a2a65c  No.377192


>getting murdered by a woman


a2a65c  No.377193

File: 6dd27289e157e3a⋯.webm (1.53 MB, 400x400, 1:1, women.webm)

d2ddb4  No.377194


huge win for femdomfags

252861  No.377195

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

downloaded this band's albums, they seem right up my alley, been missing out. sister band of Arghoslent which is one of my favorites

a2a65c  No.377196

File: e756144397e9aa6⋯.jpg (40.04 KB, 800x419, 800:419, stare.jpg)

cdf264  No.377197

File: 6201ef5b47950ff⋯.jpg (24.59 KB, 184x273, 184:273, THORRAGNAROK.jpg)

110c17  No.377198

File: 3ab8c2d64c6bbde⋯.png (311.66 KB, 500x445, 100:89, ClipboardImage.png)

night pembs


d2ddb4  No.377199

love my lass

252861  No.377200


I forgot, isn't she preggers with your babby?

d2ddb4  No.377201


not yet

110c17  No.377202


how will you raise little imperium? will u watch star trek with im

b97021  No.377203


Watch Blake's 7, so 'e don't turn out a poof.

d2ddb4  No.377204


idk yet

a babby is a big decision

I would at least like to play with lego with my child

110c17  No.377205

File: 667fa909500e116⋯.jpg (72.01 KB, 600x600, 1:1, laughing lains.jpg)

>i called star wars star trek again

i honestly don't do it on purpose i always get them mixed up


thats a sign ur a good parent u know its a big decision good lad

cdf264  No.377206

File: c5975f4c4961e81⋯.jpg (38.13 KB, 657x527, 657:527, c5975f4c4961e814d8d1e11a92….jpg)

help me lads, i'm still ill

252861  No.377207

cdf264  No.377208


lad, why did you leave?

d7db79  No.377209

Fckn kikes at it again

cdf264  No.377210

File: 61bdc817096cb03⋯.jpg (82.74 KB, 768x768, 1:1, unwell.jpg)


I'm watching Thor ragnarok.

My throat is sore, my nose is running, I keep sneezing and I feel poo

cdf264  No.377211


what now?

cdf264  No.377212

File: 5966bc7bfeeb10d⋯.jpg (23.91 KB, 689x795, 13:15, 5966bc7bfeeb10d18aa3d6d292….jpg)

>tread is ded

252861  No.377213


I'm 'ere

a2a65c  No.377214

File: 1964b846d7628f8⋯.webm (509.79 KB, 408x720, 17:30, apple eating puppy.webm)

10e50f  No.377215

File: de328cc2df659fa⋯.png (102.3 KB, 363x296, 363:296, de328cc2df659fa9b06a6bc7f5….png)


arghhh i feel so bad

252861  No.377216


what is it, a bad cold, the flu, what?

10e50f  No.377217


probably a cold

110c17  No.377218



10e50f  No.377219

File: 3d48b826172f066⋯.png (8.65 KB, 833x408, 49:24, 63852fafe351572e2c00e049ec….png)


are they being mean to you on /shit/ again lad? smh

110c17  No.377220

File: eff12b669f6c4b7⋯.png (830.95 KB, 960x1378, 480:689, ClipboardImage.png)

>nagatoro defending an insult to her mans virility




10e50f  No.377221

File: b09c1f3db7156ef⋯.png (13.24 KB, 978x1150, 489:575, 525b84311f6133f9ee45b28a8b….png)


want me to sort them out for you lad?

252861  No.377222


looks like a polar bear hybrid

10e50f  No.377223

File: 506750b7e187590⋯.jpg (35.69 KB, 640x640, 1:1, syriangirl04.jpg)

252861  No.377224

File: 7b92fcb580db155⋯.jpg (57.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3.jpg)


that's partisangirl?

10e50f  No.377225

File: 019cbb0833b87da⋯.png (290.38 KB, 655x430, 131:86, SyrianGirl02.png)


it is indeed

252861  No.377226

File: e79e0be38af5a1e⋯.jpg (71.62 KB, 800x597, 800:597, sg.jpg)


she's beautiful

cb98e2  No.377227

File: 7656e7c655af6a0⋯.webm (5.48 MB, 360x360, 1:1, WojakWorld of Sleepers.webm)

>400 staff members of British Antarctic Survey

>£48,000,000 annual budget

>over £120,000 cost per staff member hired

>you're worthless

honestly fuck ambitions

56d370  No.377228


I don#t understand

252861  No.377229


it's like a cross between Arghoslent and Graveland. baste jew-hating melodic black metal. very high effort, quality lyrics and all



yeah I don't get it either

mornin' tooters

56d370  No.377230


morning. was naughty and ate some chocolate so I'll probably stay awake longer than planned smh

252861  No.377231


>I'll probably stay awake longer than planned smh

ohh, did you just get back from work, and have yet to sleep? I thought you just woke up

I have weird hours and you have weird hours and there's 6 hours difference so I get confused a lot

56d370  No.377232


I work during the night and go to bed in the early morning tbh

252861  No.377233

File: 3feed0720b97d3e⋯.jpg (121.01 KB, 1300x867, 1300:867, sleep mask.jpg)


I see. hope you have good opaque curtails or one of those sleep masks to block out the light. fucks with your sleep quality if there's light around, I know I can't sleep if it's light, maybe a nap if I'm sleep deprived and get comfy

cdf264  No.377234

File: d42cacf86190f64⋯.jpg (6.32 KB, 203x241, 203:241, 1492032177559.jpg)


was it your mummy's chocolate?

56d370  No.377235


yeah black curtains


No, you'd know that if you kept reading smh

cdf264  No.377236


yes she is

cdf264  No.377237

File: 7d1bdb836cfa364⋯.png (241.22 KB, 732x633, 244:211, 82349fa35adfa787bd69afe2fb….png)


so this isn't you?


56d370  No.377238


It is, learn to read DUMB The Poster Formerly Known As Bins BOI

cdf264  No.377239

File: 0745f8777396aa6⋯.jpg (10.06 KB, 186x356, 93:178, 0745f8777396aa622714680a02….jpg)


what? you said it was your mum's chocolate, and you ate some of it. Why are you getting so angry with me, espeically when I'm feeling pooryl

56d370  No.377240


>found some cookies so I DON'T have to eat mum's chocolate


Not angry tbh, never angry at the The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman tbh, even when you thought I was angry at you

252861  No.377241

don't eat sweets tbh

when I want a dessert-like treat, I'll have 2tbsp of almond butter over a sliced banana. that's enough for me 'cause I'm not used to sugar

cdf264  No.377242

File: a95c2e3263d782e⋯.jpg (31.5 KB, 750x546, 125:91, a95c2e3263d782e20453c1987d….jpg)


>>found some cookies so I DON'T have to eat mum's chocolate

you never said that you liar. you said you ate your mummy's chocolate

why are you being so weird. I'm feeling ill, I can't sleep, and it's 5am, give me a break you nasty boy

cdf264  No.377243

File: 92677ca6bb163e7⋯.jpg (49.15 KB, 660x716, 165:179, 945443c6f5db8a9b630df4bbf4….jpg)


lad, he's not going to take any good advice you give him, so you may as well not bother tbh

cdf264  No.377244

File: 67a29c89d541054⋯.png (18.83 KB, 1241x1058, 1241:1058, 749bb9066954c146444b14edab….png)

>tfw your best fren is in a tightening spiral of self destruction and there is nothing you can do to help

56d370  No.377245


>you never said that you liar. you said you ate your mummy's chocolate

No I didn't

you just aren't thinking clarly since you are ill. Poor lad *puts overly cold and wet blanket on your forehead and soaks the pillow*

252861  No.377246

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this album kicks ass

56d370  No.377247

nigh nigh

252861  No.377248


night, gettin' super tired myself. procrastinating teeth actually

6ca737  No.377249


My mother still unironically thinks that the techno-communist utopia is around the corner and that justified bringing into the world three malfunctioning human beings (and a first aborted mutant). My sisters do alright since they are whamen but I'm just fucked.


What's the thinking behind that, lad? Interesting suggestions.

6ca737  No.377250

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

6ca737  No.377251

quiet one today huh

just me and my poz

a2a65c  No.377252

File: e63ff6b4e634e5f⋯.jpg (84.89 KB, 892x819, 892:819, Jewess 129.jpg)

bb2d1d  No.377253

File: 9083d5d772be672⋯.jpg (81.09 KB, 528x729, 176:243, 1512563340821.jpg)

a2a65c  No.377254

File: 3e7ff222c644674⋯.jpg (106.11 KB, 788x1050, 394:525, 3841938a4c0dcd8a2aa4cc0fef….jpg)

bb2d1d  No.377255

File: ed026b296740958⋯.png (90.28 KB, 281x256, 281:256, ClipboardImage.png)

>one of the managers at the hotel I did a trial shift for's surname is Bogdanoff

6ca737  No.377256

File: 94fad0462b6e327⋯.png (35.65 KB, 692x532, 173:133, bogpill.png)


'ee trialed?

deny eet.

bb2d1d  No.377257

File: c35cc7c1dfd774d⋯.png (137.66 KB, 374x374, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)



b97021  No.377258

File: 718b630e235c408⋯.png (148.93 KB, 762x340, 381:170, ClipboardImage.png)

bb2d1d  No.377259


what do you use to do your drawings lid? I really like your style

b97021  No.377260


That's not mine. I just use MS Paint though.

bfaa7a  No.377261

File: 73a919535776b1d⋯.png (16.63 KB, 639x469, 639:469, 73a919535776b1d3e29291fbfe….png)

>still ill, feel better but dont want to give anyone else a cold so cant meet my dad or go for dinner at a friends

6ca737  No.377262

I feel the poz flow through me

the spot they injected it is really hurting

bfaa7a  No.377263

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)


Feel the power of the poz lad

You'll be unstoppable soon

ebd4c0  No.377264


Bulges are only straight if you can#t see any dick, dude…


Pretty sure you can actually catch what they are vaccinating you against, that or autism.

ebd4c0  No.377265

File: 90445cdb760ecf7⋯.png (193.11 KB, 737x758, 737:758, ClipboardImage.png)

>wake up

>mummy making dinner

>it isn't your favourite

bfaa7a  No.377266


at least your mum actually cooks

i had some lemon chicken and bacon sandwich tbh


ccd3d3  No.377267

went to bed at 2am, woke up at like 10:30am, layed there for 20 minutes. now I'm up, got my vape with some naked 100 lava flow, and a cuppa yerba mate

ccd3d3  No.377268

gonna listen to Grand Belial's Key - Mocking the Philantropist again

bfaa7a  No.377269

File: a653b1d1ec10328⋯.png (7.9 KB, 250x202, 125:101, a653b1d1ec10328f506093cad7….png)


>yerba mate


a2a65c  No.377270


>Bulges are only straight if you can#t see any dick, dude…

are you seriously implying I'm a fag when you actually flirt with guys over the internet?

ebd4c0  No.377271




Where did you get your food?

bfaa7a  No.377272

damn im just so fucking angry that i became ill

it set me back about a week, cant do a fucking thing that i want, GRRRR

ebd4c0  No.377273


Okay, let's say I am gay. How does that make you less gay? Fag


>set back

making big plans, white boi?

a2a65c  No.377274


>lets say im gay

>how does that make you less gay

because im not attracted to men, lol

bfaa7a  No.377275


yeah, just want to sell this bookcase right now


i made it, cut some chicken breasts into strips, marinated the chicken in lemon juice and some herbs n spices overnight and grilled it today with some bacon

56d370  No.377276


but you posted a lad with his dick out, very gay.


>yeah, just want to sell this bookcase right now

You're gonna have a van man come pick it up?

>i made it, cut some chicken breasts into strips, marinated the chicken in lemon juice and some herbs n spices overnight and grilled it today with some bacon

That sounds good, no idea what the lemon would do to the taste though.

cdf264  No.377277

File: 1938925ed04518d⋯.jpg (63.12 KB, 1071x561, 21:11, 1938925ed04518dda346573306….jpg)


iktf lad…

you're best poster now btw

bfaa7a  No.377278


thank you, big boy b


it..makes it lemony..

>van man

someone will probs just come with their car and pick it up hopefully

a2a65c  No.377279


he cant help it, lad. look his tights are too small.

cdf264  No.377280

File: 8491b098aac4e61⋯.png (10.24 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 8491b098aac4e610c5715ed6da….png)

ccd3d3  No.377281




why not? it's enjoyable, it's like smoking but it's less harmful and you can do it inside. plus you get different flavors, this one is like coconut/strawberry, supposed to have pineapple but it doesn't really


>yerba mate


it tastes okay, but then again, so does tea. I prefer the taste of coffee, but coffee has too much caffeine for just sitting around on the computer. if you have work or something, then it's great. yerba mate, however, doesn't have much caffeine, but it leaves you feeling warm and energetic without the jittery diuretic effects and crash of caffiene. I'd recommend it

a3780c  No.377282

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

56d370  No.377283

File: 6a7cf08ba7e42bd⋯.jpg (42.13 KB, 560x612, 140:153, 1535738685285.jpg)


w-w-what t-the f-ffawwkkk





56d370  No.377284


someone cut this into the high lights

cdf264  No.377285

File: 352acac6d51690c⋯.png (2.53 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 31af8e1d4dca41137c0bd22c87….png)


a3780c  No.377286

File: 5730ea20cc86a46⋯.jpg (116.65 KB, 600x475, 24:19, 6166.jpg)


13 min mark I guess

56d370  No.377287





bfaa7a  No.377288

File: 7f1eea2be861ad4⋯.png (234.71 KB, 578x447, 578:447, burns1.png)

maybe the ginger lass is a mummy

56d370  No.377289


ginger lass?

a3780c  No.377290

File: a7ac2096a67daee⋯.jpeg (68 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 74574717.jpeg)




83936f  No.377291

bfaa7a  No.377292



the yummy lass across the road whos bum i could see when she was gardening

83936f  No.377293

File: 52c7d0f685c4357⋯.jpeg (24.29 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 52c7d0f685c4357e943b478f2….jpeg)

a3780c  No.377294

File: 423b2fd91b40c95⋯.jpg (102.96 KB, 620x411, 620:411, 9865.jpg)


"yer not goin' anywhere ya delivery bastid ya"

"go on tik his keys, tik his keys before he tries t'drive off"

56d370  No.377295


Going to man up?


Kek. fuck's sake

bfaa7a  No.377296

bfaa7a  No.377297

File: 6b9a08a161a812e⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 548x500, 137:125, wojak.jpg)


>Going to man up?

i-i'm ill…

83936f  No.377298

File: 6218d0fada47fcb⋯.jpg (95.66 KB, 409x683, 409:683, 6218d0fada47fcbf4b115246e4….jpg)

56d370  No.377299


it's not like she'll disappear in a week, lad

bfaa7a  No.377300

File: c7cad8b16cddee0⋯.jpg (902.36 KB, 2639x3600, 2639:3600, 1550006579383.jpg)


>you, calling me, of all people, a homosexual

a3780c  No.377301

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


bfaa7a  No.377302


yeah, thankfully

but we'll be a week older smh

cdf264  No.377303

File: 8e6cc947980d840⋯.jpg (82.74 KB, 768x768, 1:1, unwell.jpg)


>i-i'm ill

me too lad, me too

56d370  No.377304


maybe her womb only has one week left

bfaa7a  No.377305

>mum gets home

>get angry

honestly ive had it i cant help it, i need to leave, but she just doesnt understand, just blames me for something i cant control

bfaa7a  No.377306


tomorrow is the day we get better..!



cdf264  No.377307


you tell him lad!

56d370  No.377308


bfaa7a  No.377309


wish women were permanently kept at age 25-35 tbh


56d370  No.377310

File: ca03eeec819b375⋯.png (937.61 KB, 1121x641, 1121:641, ClipboardImage.png)





ccd3d3  No.377311


no, 15-25. why start at 25? that's fucking stupid

a3780c  No.377312

File: 8d85fdef4e14cb0⋯.jpg (19.62 KB, 280x275, 56:55, cute lass tism fit.jpg)








a3780c  No.377313

File: fa59d4d39ca41b2⋯.jpg (14.88 KB, 238x233, 238:233, 8828648.jpg)

well fuck

56d370  No.377314


The song would fit the video of this lassie dancing


lid? Oh yeah, you fucked up

bfaa7a  No.377315

>that's fucking stupid

we know you are, nonce

cdf264  No.377316

File: 23917fe53475f93⋯.jpg (3.29 MB, 2314x2810, 1157:1405, tomorrow-we-live.jpg)


>tomorrow is the day we get better..!

56d370  No.377317

File: dc4a1a67824eedf⋯.png (169.33 KB, 532x381, 532:381, dc4a1a67824eedfe14f411e339….png)

how about keeping them as children so they can never grow up to be disgusting slags?

b97021  No.377318


finally diagnosed?

bfaa7a  No.377319

File: 5fddf8a74bbd86c⋯.jpg (33.69 KB, 944x531, 16:9, 1551130745447.jpg)

cdf264  No.377320

File: 1f56229fc638fbf⋯.jpg (76.1 KB, 600x277, 600:277, templarsnewbarbarians.jpg)


henlo lid

b97021  No.377321


>ywn be a Lost Boy


cdf264  No.377322


we already watched that right?

56d370  No.377323

File: 3ebb890c4e455cf⋯.png (900.5 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


kek, nah, but that muppet is autistic. I love how much she looks like Kay

b97021  No.377324


*templar salutes

b97021  No.377325


Hook? Dunno.

cdf264  No.377326


want to watch Time Bandits this evening?

cdf264  No.377327



No, Lost Boys. Yeah I remember we watched it, there was loads of thinly veiled implied gayism

b97021  No.377328


Yeah, we watched Lost Boys

cdf264  No.377329

File: b675727db53d4ea⋯.jpg (315.5 KB, 1280x1488, 80:93, DjRuweHXgAAQq2b.jpg)

>tfw ill

4cd441  No.377330

File: 7228d544f6ad7cc⋯.png (142.04 KB, 585x665, 117:133, CBD7479E-1B0C-4967-B76A-D0….png)










b97021  No.377331

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>skates in on my elaborate pirate ship skateboard rollercoaster

56d370  No.377332

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>it lost 22 millions

bfaa7a  No.377333


have a smoke, tbh

cdf264  No.377334


I don't like Hook. Robin Williams is a fucking weird manic goblin

cdf264  No.377335

File: a814693472616d0⋯.jpg (82.59 KB, 1050x590, 105:59, bindrugs.jpg)


>have a smoke, tbh

don't think that helps

56d370  No.377336

File: 759951e9e4057fd⋯.png (93.17 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 759951e9e4057fd372550e55c6….png)


Now we both suffer the same, which makes me feel better. I still have to delete my birthday informaton on facebook before it is too late

>inb4 that m akes it so that everyone on facebook gets sent a message that Martin 22st has changed his birthday information


b97021  No.377337


Haven't seen it since I was a kid. Based Rufio, though.

bfaa7a  No.377338


it will, trust me fam

bfaa7a  No.377339

File: 3c79d1f3b54a31b⋯.png (46.98 KB, 650x773, 650:773, 1550275352662.png)

>could have mastered several instruments by now

4cd441  No.377340


Master? The only mastering you’ll be doing is masterbating.

cdf264  No.377341

File: 104d11943353890⋯.jpg (52.34 KB, 640x480, 4:3, tellinglies.jpg)


>it will, trust me fam

telling lies smh

*takes away your B*

bfaa7a  No.377342


Over you.

b97021  No.377343


So ridiculous I kind of like it.

cdf264  No.377344

File: f85954d83921463⋯.png (104.64 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)


good lid

but i heard she's gross and fat and autistic and disgusting

56d370  No.377345


yeah me too

4cd441  No.377346


>tugging himself over another man’s woman

ccd3d3  No.377347



bfaa7a  No.377348


Makes me erect. What can I say? I love it.


well we know that already… woof!

4cd441  No.377349


Thanks mr burgah

cdf264  No.377350

File: e1353cbbb3e63c5⋯.jpg (59.33 KB, 450x405, 10:9, 62a3acf1f6fa160caf92e9401e….jpg)

it's going to be so great when she inevitably gets dumped

b97021  No.377351

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>the Dorset band

bfaa7a  No.377352


it will be sad, but i wouldnt be surprised if it happens

they both seem mentally unstable enough for it to happen

56d370  No.377353


she will come crawling back for that mushroom dick

56d370  No.377354

cdf264  No.377355

File: 61821807b0d4466⋯.png (31.19 KB, 255x249, 85:83, e94e23e286297f5592237970a7….png)


the big joke is, she's just being used as this guy's temporary wank rag, but she doesn't even know it

56d370  No.377356


Nah she is just his chewing toy(he's a furry)

ccd3d3  No.377357


isn't that any relationship though?

4cd441  No.377358


Well we’ll see if that happens. I doubt it will.

cdf264  No.377359

File: be099641e281dd6⋯.png (23.4 KB, 560x407, 560:407, 81a2d4637b30e8918187ea5458….png)


>he's a furry

dear god…


>I doubt it will.

because you're both too desperate?

56d370  No.377360


Thanks for the (You) you little shit

bfaa7a  No.377361


cdf264  No.377362

File: 749af96f9ff08c0⋯.png (328.24 KB, 600x1078, 300:539, 29647a03d6db37bb6e4e1fa74d….png)


>isn't that any relationship though?

cdf264  No.377363

File: 4f2c614d9d50596⋯.png (169.93 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, c6baaf4315e19c489dd5183567….png)


>Thanks for the (You) you little shit

right back at ya

56d370  No.377364

File: f7d82612363f8a2⋯.png (298 KB, 937x638, 937:638, 1550669266939.png)

>autists being preyed upon by furries looking for wank rags

4cd441  No.377365


Someone will be after you next

cdf264  No.377366

File: 2b9fdffd886e5be⋯.jpg (23.77 KB, 317x432, 317:432, 2b9fdffd886e5be1eb40364641….jpg)


>>autists being preyed upon by furries looking for wank rags

a sign of the times smh

4cd441  No.377367


Who preys on you?

cdf264  No.377368

File: 1ae6dfec9284e60⋯.mp4 (7.2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, clownyboy.mp4)

56d370  No.377369

File: 2f32ed5184311f3⋯.png (238.25 KB, 894x556, 447:278, ClipboardImage.png)


I didn't realise he made this face kek

b97021  No.377370


Aren't all furries autists though?

a2a65c  No.377371

File: 1973d1174ae4955⋯.jpg (73.33 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Jewess 724.jpg)

I forgot the kettle on the stove for an hour or so and now everything's filled with smoke and my kettle broke

cdf264  No.377372

File: 252e923fa2673d7⋯.png (410.71 KB, 748x470, 374:235, b5457912c815ba74c5fe8c5bcd….png)


yeah, i only just noticed that too. I guess we are still psychically linked…

cdf264  No.377373


>Aren't all furries autists though?

no, they are mostly paedos. They act like they are mentally ill, but it's just a ruse to get close to their prey

ccd3d3  No.377374


I think they're just gay

56d370  No.377375

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)



bfaa7a  No.377376



>on the stove

fucking americans

a2a65c  No.377377


kek, sorry my oven was full?

cdf264  No.377378

File: 4bd5676b650fa27⋯.png (67.77 KB, 390x340, 39:34, 4bd5676b650fa27af183265e08….png)



because you were man to me first

56d370  No.377379


I don't rememebr that. what did I do?

cdf264  No.377380

File: 4fa99744d4c9f37⋯.png (29.49 KB, 633x825, 211:275, 4fa99744d4c9f373b740f2b761….png)


called me dumb for thinking you ate some chocolate when had just said that you ate some chocolate

b97021  No.377381


They put a lot of effort into forming conventions to shag each other, if it's all just a ruse to get close to kids.

bfaa7a  No.377382

File: 3b11f2e0bb3ac2f⋯.jpg (40.93 KB, 1918x782, 959:391, i0gKQwk.jpg)

56d370  No.377383

File: db8fd6c3e47ceae⋯.png (360.34 KB, 504x504, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)



56d370  No.377384

Did the vaccine kill Wessex?

bfaa7a  No.377385

>when i finally get better the good weather will stop and it will rain constantly for 2 months

83936f  No.377386

83936f  No.377387


It gave his autism autism

cdf264  No.377388



you were so rudeabout it though

ccd3d3  No.377389


you don't need to eat junk food, period.


idk I'm honestly a bit worried about him 'cause he's been saying his kidneys are dying and stuff




b97021  No.377390


Good. The sun puts me on edge. It's like living your life in a Western showdown.

56d370  No.377391


I apologise, lad.


>idk I'm honestly a bit worried about him 'cause he's been saying his kidneys are dying and stuff

that's old, lad. He'll live

6ca737  No.377392


it hurts quite a bit

been playing memelands tbh

bacon brie egg and cranberry in a very stale baguette slice for dinner soon

56d370  No.377393

I didn't actually want him to come back, I was just signaling concern

6ca737  No.377394

File: 9ec1e26e27b57b7⋯.png (55.89 KB, 2100x1200, 7:4, snuffkeekleaves.png)

have it your way lad smh

bfaa7a  No.377395

>15 isnt nonce

it is, especially for you, considering that you only think about sex and there would be no love or morality involved, disgusting freak tbh

bfaa7a  No.377396


i like it but sadly it brings out the normies smh

dbb241  No.377397


Are you autistic, son?

56d370  No.377398


keek sorry lid *squeezes your soft overhanging bum lovingly*

56d370  No.377399



bfaa7a  No.377400

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB, 300x441, 100:147, baste.jpg)

6ca737  No.377401

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

no (you)s to 22st for being gay


high functioning aspie according to people who don't want to give me more bennies

bfaa7a  No.377402

just ate some cheesecake and it was disgusting

dbb241  No.377403


Bastards. I’d give you plenty, Neetlord.

83936f  No.377404

56d370  No.377405


it's fucking cheese cake dude

>those old women at the school I worked who forced me to at least try tasting everything

>put it in my mouth

>i got so visibly sick they all told me to go spit it out

bfaa7a  No.377406

ccd3d3  No.377407


>implying love exists

>implying morality exists

also femoids finish developing at 16 and 15 isn't far off, that isn't even remotely nonce. they menstruate, they have pubic hair and breasts and a sex drive


yeah never liked cheesecake

bfaa7a  No.377408

christ what a vile post

dont know how he hasnt been removed as BO yet, despite everything

6ca737  No.377409

File: e8222ad2427742c⋯.png (195.17 KB, 700x400, 7:4, neetpepe3.png)

naughty bit of lemon cheesecake is really nice tbh, had an expired one a while back


I need more wageslaves smh

job charity lad told me to apply for more jobs even though I can't get to any AAAAH

6ca737  No.377410


>not just filtering

if it gets really bad you can make a case to codemonkey, but why bother tbh, nebbit is dying anyway

56d370  No.377411

File: 7ec109ba294588e⋯.png (87.08 KB, 232x325, 232:325, ClipboardImage.png)

Somebody say lemon cakes?

bfaa7a  No.377412


problem is that with each new thread you need to filter him each time

bfaa7a  No.377413

*into the filter he goes*

ah, relief.

cdf264  No.377414


I love cheesecake

83936f  No.377415

File: 5f48341e835ba34⋯.png (4.18 MB, 2000x1497, 2000:1497, ClipboardImage.png)

>says "implying morality exists"

>is a nonce

cdf264  No.377416



you want to watch Time Bandits tonight?

56d370  No.377417


He is right, but he is spic so he is also not right

bfaa7a  No.377418


no tbh

watch a good film for once smh

83936f  No.377419

File: 7a734c0bd1a19b6⋯.png (3.09 MB, 960x1213, 960:1213, ClipboardImage.png)

>there are people in this thread who think that morality doesn't exist

cdf264  No.377420


Time Bandits is good. But suggest somethign then?

6ca737  No.377421


sorry lad, I'm not up to it

bfaa7a  No.377422

File: 3bf4f949b8dd6cb⋯.jpg (83.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, uhqd.jpg)


master and commander

2 broke girls

un homme qui dort

dark knight rises

bfaa7a  No.377423

>eyesight deteriorates as the day passes and i cant see peoples faces across the street


cdf264  No.377424


>un homme qui dort

whats this?

bfaa7a  No.377425

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

cdf264  No.377426


>>eyesight deteriorates as the day passes and i cant see peoples faces across the street

this is because it gets dark lad

cdf264  No.377427


fuck that, looks shit

a2a65c  No.377428

File: 544531ff04e2ac6⋯.png (59.94 KB, 650x900, 13:18, dorset stress.png)


>he's falling apart too


bfaa7a  No.377429



tbh, probably because i ate the cheesecake too smh and need to clean my spectacles

bfaa7a  No.377430


better than the shit you normally watch

cdf264  No.377431

File: c50e874a62ffb2f⋯.jpg (199.38 KB, 2048x1024, 2:1, frens.jpg)

>have internet frens because it's easier than having irl frens

>internet frens start marking your life hard making stupid demands and never been content even when you do what they ask

starting to think frenships are really fucking overrated smh

cdf264  No.377432


>better than the shit you normally watch

objectively false. it looks awful

what were the other ones you suggested?

bfaa7a  No.377433

File: 24ff0b989538102⋯.jpg (320.26 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, 1550008602285.jpg)


let's watch 2 broke girls

cdf264  No.377434


>let's watch 2 broke girls

no fucking way


196536  No.377435

File: 7dde796ec4ceb43⋯.png (24.23 KB, 701x329, 701:329, Untitled.png)


>stating scientific facts is "vile"

nice to see that you're a man-hating feminist



that's not how it works, crybabies. see pic related


>nebbit is dying anyway

it's not, and it's you and dorset that are the ones that have been driving people away by being grumpy misers. you two should be grateful I don't ban you


I'm not a fucking nonce. you people throw that word around like nothing

cdf264  No.377436

File: 34ac626157e8e6e⋯.png (7.2 KB, 485x455, 97:91, 68b6d83081ce22f4ad433986bf….png)

i wanked

56d370  No.377437



26b1d9  No.377438

also I do literally nothing objectionable as BO- I just add flags when people want them, ban/delete/spoiler in the rare occasions when it's necessary, lock stale threads, etc. there's practically nothing in the log

basically you two just dislike me as a poster so you do all his crybaby whining, you should consider yourselves lucky I don't ban. if you were mod, you'd ban me

cdf264  No.377439


I wish. He's the B

bfaa7a  No.377440

File: 39ef87f554546f3⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1069x814, 1069:814, same rules apply.png)


filth? master and commander? fuck idk you cunt

56d370  No.377441


cdf264  No.377442

a2a65c  No.377443


it's a british board and you're an american, that's reason enough for you to pass off BO to someone else

26b1d9  No.377444


I agree with that but the only person I'd really trust with BO is 22st, and he's not British either

26b1d9  No.377445

and I'm 43.75% British so that's better than nothing

56d370  No.377446

File: 66fe5e3561d8ca4⋯.png (9.55 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)


>I agree with that but the only person I'd really trust with BO is 22st

56d370  No.377447

tbh I probably have some Anglo in me too from the raids

56d370  No.377448

File: b927f896c4bd290⋯.png (647.88 KB, 800x500, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>when you have a feeder fetish but you suck at photoshop

83936f  No.377449



what's this meme

a2a65c  No.377450


ask the lads who they'd prefer to be BO

56d370  No.377451


not really much more too it than that. She just loves lemon cakes in the show

bfaa7a  No.377452


its not really true when people say "vikings too the best looking women from england" meme

56d370  No.377453

and she has like a turkey neck

83936f  No.377454

File: 70f270e0e17e1ca⋯.png (9.29 MB, 1993x3000, 1993:3000, ClipboardImage.png)



Is he behind it

56d370  No.377455


>is he the architect

6ca737  No.377456

Stop fucking IP hopping

I find you objectionable, you have awful opinions and behaviour and I don't want to read any of it



imperium should be BO since he is the most regular-posting normie

26b1d9  No.377457

56d370  No.377458

let me guess Dorshite will win because he is B according to The Poster Formerly Known As Bins

a2a65c  No.377459


hold a daily poll for for a few days so everyone can eventually get something in and add it up later

also you shouldn't vote for yourself, that's just gay

26b1d9  No.377460

File: 0dda3d8a6f06f21⋯.png (14.46 KB, 524x685, 524:685, 0dda3d8a6f06f2185956e43093….png)


>also you shouldn't vote for yourself, that's just gay

one vote per lad, I'm a lad, I get a vote

a2a65c  No.377461


then vote for him

26b1d9  No.377462


you should link the poal 'cause he probably already filtered me and hasn't seen it

bfaa7a  No.377463

are we voting on something? i filtered him so i cant see

83936f  No.377464


voted anshit tbh

83936f  No.377465

a2a65c  No.377466

File: 5bac8255785222b⋯.jpg (70.73 KB, 680x850, 4:5, Queen Jew 79.jpg)



26b1d9  No.377467

File: d2bd51a466194cb⋯.png (42.81 KB, 400x534, 200:267, ea6e01eabde968a19db3987a8d….png)


it's not binding tho, it's only for research purposes

a2a65c  No.377468


why would i think it's binding, retard?

26b1d9  No.377469

File: 77f82853d94ba68⋯.png (29.37 KB, 807x646, 807:646, bumbum.png)


well the way you worded it was a bit aggressive

83936f  No.377470


because he would

a2a65c  No.377471


it's to catch attention

56d370  No.377472

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Get pozzed, get pood

03cfbd  No.377473

File: aff559c735851c4⋯.gif (2.54 MB, 410x320, 41:32, tenor.gif)

ab0743  No.377474

Is Mr Burgah leaving or something?

83936f  No.377475

56d370  No.377476

File: 937d9de5bb82b16⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 999.2 KB, 1146x1650, 191:275, ClipboardImage.png)

*pinches her flabby tummy*

26b1d9  No.377477


nah. somebody just asked for me to ask the lads who they'd prefer as BO so I made a poal, you're welcome to vote. nothing's changing tho, it's just for insight

a2a65c  No.377478


we're just seeing who the board would prefer if spic were to give up the board (doubtful)

bfaa7a  No.377479

>every single poster would rather have someone else as BO

>but spic still refuses to give it up

bfaa7a  No.377480

6ca737  No.377481

File: d190b0b1c087993⋯.png (72 KB, 612x555, 204:185, murrca25.png)


he's exercising the great american tradition of democracy(tm) in which nothing ever actually gets down and the powers never actually admit to their failings and reform themselves

He also made it about BOship rather than just about him being an awful poster so idk

6ca737  No.377482

File: dbf9722dff8a20d⋯.png (45.29 KB, 1140x798, 10:7, 2.png)


>the human character never gets any development beyond "30+yo pervert"

02e97b  No.377483


bfaa7a  No.377484


yeah i couldnt give a rats ass about his modding

he is an awful person that really shouldnt be here in the first place and the fact he is BO despite being here only a few months is enough

83936f  No.377485


56d370  No.377486


Of course you know what this is, you freak


110c17  No.377487


someones SEETHING in the poalchat keek

110c17  No.377488

File: 57635805f1ae1a1⋯.gif (226.57 KB, 352x240, 22:15, Loituma.gif)

who is that?

6ca737  No.377489

File: 2037514e0432eec⋯.png (679.14 KB, 726x544, 363:272, felinid.png)


lads got needs lad

56d370  No.377490



56d370  No.377491

File: 47682fbaf4c2634⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 603.44 KB, 860x1400, 43:70, ClipboardImage.png)

>Wessex you pervert, keep your eyes off mee!!

110c17  No.377492

File: 3830b9b55001d4d⋯.png (199.32 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Rotherham Peer Lord Ahmed Charged with Historic Child Sex Offences


Lord Ahmed of Rotherham has been charged with three counts of historic sexual offences against children under the age of 13.

>Former Labour Party politician turned independent peer in the House of Lords Nazir Ahmed, 61, was charged Thursday with the indecent assault of a boy and with two counts of attempting to rape a girl, the BBC reports.

>All charges are alleged to have occurred between 1971 and 1974, when Lord Ahmed was between the ages of 14 and 17.

lord ahmed of rotherham… couldn't make it up lol

56d370  No.377493

56d370  No.377494


of course you'd be into those warhammer dickgirl monsters

110c17  No.377495

File: 2aad2fc94430975⋯.png (330.18 KB, 960x1378, 480:689, 701c19b387b8c2e71ac478fd7b….png)


she probably weighs four times as much as me wew

56d370  No.377496


She'll ride you

110c17  No.377497

File: e040459b348ddb2⋯.png (91.28 KB, 274x229, 274:229, ClipboardImage.png)

bfaa7a  No.377498


imagine that.. being crushed by her hips.. haha..

110c17  No.377499

File: 910801d803b349d⋯.png (440.54 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Vanity Fair: Meghan Markle Plans to Raise Child with ‘Fluid Approach to Gender’


Actress Meghan Markle has reportedly told friends she and her husband Prince Harry have plans to raise their child with a “fluid approach to gender” that refrains from “imposing any stereotypes,” according to sources who spoke with Vanity Fair.

>Meghan Markle, now formally referred to as the Duchess of Sussex, is expecting her first child in the coming weeks and has even planned a “gender-neutral” nursery for its enjoyment.

>“The Sussexes have already planned a gender-neutral nursery and opted for whites and grays over conventional blue and pink color ways, and this seems to be in line with Meghan’s ideas about how to raise children,” the magazine reported.

>“Meghan has been talking to some of her friends about the birth and how she and Harry plan to raise their baby. Her exact word was fluid,” one source close to the actress told the magazine. “She said they plan to raise their child with a fluid approach to gender and they won’t be imposing any stereotypes.”

oh god

56d370  No.377500


bb2d1d  No.377501


Gas the Windsors

56d370  No.377502


uh oh we'll have another Westie on are hands

6ca737  No.377503


don't really like boat sluts tbh, all the extra shit puts me off


smh they are not

110c17  No.377504

File: 28e95edc5816c60⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1540997976202-2.png)

>Xircess Jazz Jennings of the United Xirdom

cdf264  No.377505

File: 13c7d7eecafd334⋯.png (9.91 KB, 240x232, 30:29, 9c0890f00a8e4d4807462d9821….png)


>Westie on are hands


110c17  No.377506

File: 5d19dadd1f4910f⋯.png (296.7 KB, 657x527, 657:527, ClipboardImage.png)

where did the 8 votes for anprim come from when like five people are posting

bfaa7a  No.377507



they exist

110c17  No.377508

File: f432e6c81e565c2⋯.png (438.44 KB, 536x800, 67:100, ClipboardImage.png)


>people don't post and just come to vote in the poal alone

a2a65c  No.377509


there are 33 unique ids in the thread lad, is it really a shock that there may be lurkers on?

56d370  No.377510


>don't really like boat sluts tbh, all the extra shit puts me off

same tbh


lad I didn't touch Westie. It is a figure of speech

56d370  No.377511


did we get raided by /brit/ We're really not that many smh

110c17  No.377512


and every single lurker happens to vote for the same guy despite him not posting in months

26b1d9  No.377513


there were like 5 more votes than posts in the last hour


tbf a few of those IDs are me switching IPs so wess could read my responses

bb2d1d  No.377514

File: 4867336fbe638af⋯.png (101.33 KB, 396x385, 36:35, 1534859187723.png)

Family pug seized by town over unpaid debts and sold on eBay



probably going to be sent to a fucking puppy farm or used as bait, fucking Krauts

986f43  No.377515

File: 3051b370732283f⋯.gif (315.13 KB, 220x180, 11:9, Watching.gif)

Hey now, just because I'm not posting doesn't mean I'm not here.

a2a65c  No.377516


it would be pretty retarded to fake a bunch of votes for a poll that won't result in anything



good riddance

6ca737  No.377517


was about to say to kiko I hadn't seen you all day

come siege lad

110c17  No.377518

File: ed201f3d4d5e307⋯.png (142.48 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>it would be pretty retarded to fake a bunch of votes for a poll that won't result in anything

that's why its funny

83936f  No.377519


Given how krauts are autistically deontologists, I'm not surprised they don't care about animal rights.

cdf264  No.377520

File: 27645c8e4cb55f1⋯.png (9.77 KB, 255x249, 85:83, 22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)


>lad I didn't touch Westie

Nobody said you did, so why would you feel the need to even say this????

110c17  No.377521


I knew a kid who used to repeat that monsters inc quote about 40 times a day in school, think he was abit special

cdf264  No.377522


hi lad, want to watch Time Bandits in a bit?

83936f  No.377523

Also the nicest thing that can happen to pugs is for them all to be put down

a2a65c  No.377524

110c17  No.377525

File: decd3470aa96cab⋯.png (419.46 KB, 560x560, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

986f43  No.377526


After 20:00 probably.

cdf264  No.377527


I can't stand them tbh

56d370  No.377528


okay I was the elderly man that smooched him smh

cdf264  No.377529


>okay I was the elderly man that smooched him smh

was he a good kisser?

bfaa7a  No.377530

File: 8c038a7ddd2a6f0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 58.42 KB, 720x886, 360:443, 1549655329087.jpg)


keeeeeeeeek its so funny that hes unironically kissed a man

02e97b  No.377531

File: 9ed632db9302517⋯.jpg (64.92 KB, 460x460, 1:1, joe anime milkers.jpg)


>Plus-Sized Elf

56d370  No.377532


didn't kiss much tbh I just raped him and he took it


post the reflection

bfaa7a  No.377533

File: 51c750f4f04ba8c⋯.png (9.68 KB, 454x408, 227:204, 51c750f4f04ba8c3be7a6d6911….png)


>I just raped him and he took it


110c17  No.377534

File: a028a24a62c424f⋯.png (108.22 KB, 236x193, 236:193, ClipboardImage.png)

bfaa7a  No.377535

might rape a woman as a prank tbh

56d370  No.377536


this is why Westie can't be BO


tbh. Just stockholm syndrome her, lad

cdf264  No.377537

File: ca5cda046bec153⋯.png (34.61 KB, 283x203, 283:203, ca5cda046bec15371a97385ff9….png)


>might rape a woman as a prank tbh

it's not as easy as that tbh

cdf264  No.377538

File: 99a2ed28db3b2cb⋯.png (44.53 KB, 685x1021, 685:1021, binbarbarian.png)

I should be BO

bfaa7a  No.377539


i will invest points into charisma

a2a65c  No.377540


being raped by a toddler with cataracts would be quite the joke, yea

d57c2f  No.377541


even dorshit is stronger than a womyn tbh


westie is unironically the best choice

b97021  No.377542

Can we just not have a BO? They only end up getting power mad and sperging out.

cdf264  No.377543


>even dorshit is stronger than a womyn

it's not just about strength tbh, it's difficult to get your benis inside a vagina that doesn't want it, they are tight and dry

26b1d9  No.377544




westie and 22st are the two I'd be most likely to pass it to if I needed to tbh


don't think I've done this

26b1d9  No.377545

>absentmindedly picking nose as usual

>finger comes out bloody


d57c2f  No.377546

b97021  No.377547


Haven't seen you do much of anything, which is fine with me. You could though,

d57c2f  No.377548


badass tbh

love the smell of blood i do

56d370  No.377549

Westie sometimes goes on a hormone-induced rampage smh

bfaa7a  No.377550


i am a strong boy

besides all you need to do to someone is wrap one of your legs around the back of theirs and push them over


but they do want it

rape vaginas are more wet than consensual ones

ab0743  No.377551


My friend has two of them. Vile little dogs. Snorting and slobbering everywhere. Bred to look like that on purpose too. I'm certain that anyone who has pugs is a terrible person as they have very bad breathing problems apparently.

bfaa7a  No.377552


are you describing yourself? LMAO!

d57c2f  No.377553

File: 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, awkward_pepe2.png)



4326f1  No.377554

File: 48d0bf8f0d93656⋯.jpg (92.29 KB, 720x700, 36:35, Rotherham councillors.jpg)


ecce homo qui est paedo

d57c2f  No.377555

70% of wild, natural animal kingdom sex is probably "rape" tbh

56d370  No.377556


I am saying he is emotional, not a tranny

b97021  No.377557


Mallards breed almost exclusively through gang rape.

4326f1  No.377558


>Snorting and slobbering everywhere

Only in the evenings lad

83936f  No.377559

cnc with your wife not rape okay thank you

bfaa7a  No.377560

the only reason to be against rape is because youre not doing the raping yourself

think about it logically

a2a65c  No.377561


holy shit how are people not fucking dragged out in the streets and murdered yet

ab0743  No.377562

File: a19d6de7cd04388⋯.png (10.38 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 1551043893144.png)

4326f1  No.377563

File: daa2420c00ec4d6⋯.jpg (82.55 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1355602791493.jpg)


The same way a trained dog will cower and whimper as you beat it.

b97021  No.377564


When you think about it, anti-rape laws are just a way for the emotionally manipulative to gain an upper hand over the physically strong.

d57c2f  No.377565


you can say women and men, lad

d57c2f  No.377566

File: 54091c91a3f4b76⋯.png (5.49 KB, 310x72, 155:36, ClipboardImage.png)

whoa, i guess it's settled then. thanks chaps

b97021  No.377567


I mean weak emotionally manipulative men.

bfaa7a  No.377568

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

56d370  No.377569


kek but I fucking hate Panzie

cb98e2  No.377570

File: 93bc563618194d8⋯.png (134.25 KB, 800x600, 4:3, mosley.png)

bfaa7a  No.377571


well well well

look who it is..

d57c2f  No.377572

File: 717cf210ecd640c⋯.jpg (42.14 KB, 560x612, 140:153, helpercry.jpg)

bfaa7a  No.377573


me too

d57c2f  No.377574


03cfbd  No.377575

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

leave things as is

56d370  No.377576


yeah you don't get it by being a little bitch go climb into your tank and drive home

d57c2f  No.377577

think i'd kill myself if dorset liked me, whew thank goodness

d57c2f  No.377578

bfaa7a  No.377579

File: f31ade8b9362eed⋯.jpg (432.01 KB, 2004x2880, 167:240, 1550091854701.jpg)

4326f1  No.377580


>tfw this woman will never be a giantess who molests you

bfaa7a  No.377581


why even live tbh

110c17  No.377582

File: f711b0a862cd4d0⋯.png (565.76 KB, 640x530, 64:53, ClipboardImage.png)


bit rude

110c17  No.377583

File: ec5549272de198d⋯.png (528.37 KB, 655x436, 655:436, ClipboardImage.png)

I learned today norwegians eat the most pizza in the world.

bb2d1d  No.377584


Only if you include outliers like 22st

bfaa7a  No.377585


they also seem to eat the most sweeties

4326f1  No.377586


>a country that drinks more coffee than tea

You can't trust them lad

110c17  No.377587

File: 667fa909500e116⋯.jpg (72.01 KB, 600x600, 1:1, laughing lains.jpg)



i need stats on the amount of mummys lost to the dangerous sweetie run each year

56d370  No.377588




keeeeeeeeeek good lads not being fooled by statistics

56d370  No.377589

File: 9648f06fae56220⋯.png (243.47 KB, 526x400, 263:200, ClipboardImage.png)


>tfw I could hear mummy filling the glass bowl with sweeties an hour ago

bb2d1d  No.377590


>glass bowl

Ooh get you mister posho

0fc269  No.377591


hardly surprising that a monkey has prehensile toes.

fair bet it was born with a tail too. disgusting nog

110c17  No.377592

File: 6e3a8406fc08a12⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


bfaa7a  No.377593


thats what happens to women who wear shoes lad..

56d370  No.377594


what kind of sweetie bowls do poor britbois use?

bb2d1d  No.377595


Sweets already come in bags/boxes here

bb2d1d  No.377596

If they're homemade then put them an empty jam/marmalade jar

bfaa7a  No.377597

>that guy that leaves his lights on and blinds open and masturbates

jesus dude fucking stop

83936f  No.377598

File: 9548a3e5ec71319⋯.png (730.18 KB, 1263x963, 421:321, 9548a3e5ec7131923fc8fafb7e….png)

4326f1  No.377599


Sorry lad, I forget sometimes.

bfaa7a  No.377600

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)

56d370  No.377601


but you have to open the bags and boxes

bb2d1d  No.377602

File: 5999da0a6b4ba3b⋯.jpg (21.45 KB, 351x359, 351:359, 1423126315771.jpg)



56d370  No.377603

>that kid who masturbates in the car when mummy is in the shop

bb2d1d  No.377604


That was you, lad, wasn't it?

bfaa7a  No.377605

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB, 358x465, 358:465, wink.png)

56d370  No.377606


Yeah, I was a kid

56d370  No.377607

I just did it once

110c17  No.377608


got to flex on the lesobs lad

bfaa7a  No.377609

File: 6c9b4d27e4db34f⋯.jpg (312.28 KB, 970x545, 194:109, lntaken.jpg)

0fc269  No.377610


not to human women.

bb2d1d  No.377611


what the fuck did you do with the cum?

bfaa7a  No.377612


dont think they can see him from their window

and i havent heard the lesbos have sex in a long time



look at christina hendricks feet lad

6ca737  No.377613

File: 46b2ee15acd4fa7⋯.png (157.16 KB, 360x362, 180:181, 6.png)


hello there lad

bfaa7a  No.377614


probably ate it

56d370  No.377615


stained my briefs, that's what I did a lot in my early fapping career until I realised it actually stained and got crusty

bfaa7a  No.377616

File: 0f7d3c2f8d1c431⋯.png (8.43 KB, 472x408, 59:51, dorsepepeback.png)

>all those bands who achieved success and were younger than you

bb2d1d  No.377617

File: a8a52e98f6b6c42⋯.png (165.25 KB, 247x248, 247:248, 1366812487951.png)

>he made his mum sit in a car with him reeking of sweat and cum while she drove him home

4326f1  No.377618


It took way too long for me to realise I should use tissues tbh

ab0743  No.377619


Mummy knew you did this.

0fc269  No.377620

in the last 7-8 years this area has filled up with pakis and niggers. there wasn't a single one on this street at that time, now i see the fucking stinking things walking past several times a day, niggers pakis, chinks. the area as a whole is even worse. it isn't even a big city, it is just a cancer that spreads at an exponential rate.

i want an apocalypse to happen, a comet, a nuclear war, a massive fucking plague that targets shitskins, anything to wipe the fucking rot out from the world.

i want to have been born a couple of hundred years earlier, or better yet, pre-cromwell, so i can find his fucking grandmother and stab her in the throat.

bfaa7a  No.377621


bit racist tbh lad

6ca737  No.377622

File: 8b24248221efea1⋯.png (330.46 KB, 931x554, 931:554, hackerknownaspepe.png)

I downloaded Kenshi to see if it works but the zip has got IGG games marked files and lots of extra stuff in it. The uploader was a VIP and it had the highest amount of seeders/leechers but I'm a bit scared of actually unpacking and using it

56d370  No.377623


Well yeah, I realised that she must have seen the stains


What was your trick, lad?


you some kind of sissy who is scared of a little sweat, lad? People can smell your cum?

ab0743  No.377624


Does your mummy still wash your undies?

56d370  No.377625


Yeah but they are no longer stained

0fc269  No.377626


which part?

bfaa7a  No.377627


the grandmother

bfaa7a  No.377628


>tfw broke my underwear embargo the other day because my penis was too visible and sticking out when wearing just trackies

they ended up covered in jizz

0fc269  No.377629


Small price to pay to ensure that cromwell's pals would never be invited into england and the world would remain rothschild-free.

bfaa7a  No.377630


>thinking it would make a difference


56d370  No.377631


you usually go commando? I did that delivering newspapers yesterday. Felt awful when getting in and out of the car all the time

bfaa7a  No.377632


yes since the start of the year

only one day i wore underwear this year wont do it again

feels good

5f7ffe  No.377633

File: 2e1488a639a1e17⋯.jpg (726.08 KB, 833x1250, 833:1250, time bandits.jpg)

bb2d1d  No.377634

File: 83c1b24051901c0⋯.webm (6.22 MB, 249x249, 1:1, louis the martyr.webm)

where is he now, lids?

bfaa7a  No.377635

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4326f1  No.377636

>no amount of wiggling the power connector makes a connection

This could be the end for you, old faithful.

56d370  No.377637


dick and balls just get in the when you have to continually get up out of the car tbh. if at home I wouldn't really care


ew look at her fleshy nougat looking nails

6ca737  No.377638



4326f1  No.377639

>just noticed my new laptop has an American style keyboard

Oh fuck

56d370  No.377640

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

rare goblin wife

6ca737  No.377641


that's dorset's secret

he never leaves the house

110c17  No.377642

File: 420a941a8efc07d⋯.gif (33.79 KB, 359x443, 359:443, lain.gif)


>she probably doesnt even get in the bath after wasting all those bath bombs

56d370  No.377643


he leaves the house all the time though, he's very popular at the pub

0fc269  No.377644


It would make quite a difference, have a read about the history of it.

they'd been banned from england for 300 years, and were the royal line to continue, they would have remained banned.

Two people brought those abominations onto our soil, william the conqueror, and cromwell. Shortly after william was done, they were kicked out once again. 300 years passed before cromwell was funded by them, and as his first action as leader, he invited them all in personally. That led to them taking positions of power in with half the nobles killed off, and a while after to the rothschilds conning the english out of all their gold with a lie. That meant the power seat in the (((city of london))) gaining power over the country, and the rest was downhill.

The parliament was still mostly english until the 1930s, and after that it deteriorated steadily until now when none of them have any interest in doing good for the country whatsoever.

If the time machine wouldn't go back far enough for cromwell, I'd take out cromwell#2, aka churchill, and murder that traitor.

bfaa7a  No.377645




foolish to think we would somehow remain some untouched paradise into the 21st century lol

0fc269  No.377646


they all will from now on, since we're out of europe, we will have 100% american imports. all the semen filled cancer-milk, the cancer-meat, the cancer neon cereal, and the shit nonsense keyboards. $$$$$$$$

bfaa7a  No.377647


her hairline is so bad but she is decent smh

ab0743  No.377648

File: 4b239e4143d2ea3⋯.png (191.34 KB, 240x368, 15:23, ClipboardImage.png)

Remove Jews.

110c17  No.377649


I heard jews were returning to england before cromwell, and that when cromwell 'legalised' them or permitted their return there were already a few here. I think someone posted about it on here or some other forum I browse.

4326f1  No.377650


Being in the EU didn't make us use AZERTY or whatever the German layout is though

bfaa7a  No.377651

File: 929de85d181ba54⋯.jpg (288.78 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1550006325812.jpg)

>da jooz

6ca737  No.377652

File: f37ddf2714b71fe⋯.gif (32.04 KB, 388x394, 194:197, thinkspinner.gif)



>Magna Carta's first draft had the no jews clause but it was taken out in the next version

really makes you think

4326f1  No.377653

File: f1aa2c672f22923⋯.png (443.11 KB, 650x386, 325:193, ClipboardImage.png)


this tbh

e4d5a0  No.377654


North Korea has remained untouched.

bfaa7a  No.377655



4326f1  No.377656


Is there a Norf Korea FC?

110c17  No.377657


Lad… that's genius. I need to make that memi.


bb2d1d  No.377658


Truly a nation to aspire to

110c17  No.377659

File: e9792a7faa9b3a7⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1504x1000, 188:125, ClipboardImage.png)

4326f1  No.377660


>she will never swallow me whole

Might as well just kill myself tbph

6ca737  No.377661

File: 051fcd8c6f52168⋯.png (460.13 KB, 656x843, 656:843, smugITpepe.png)

I will surely be protected from hackers if I scan the unpacked files with both MS Security Essentials AND malwarebytes, right

03cfbd  No.377662


run it in a sandboxed VM

6ca737  No.377663


Too boomer to understand that lad, guess I'll take my chances

bb2d1d  No.377664

File: 20a9bd3b5f3d9df⋯.png (210.55 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>boomer uncle asks me to help with a problem he's having with Outlook and Win10

>discover he keeps all his accounts and password info in a .txt file

>tell him to print it immediately and delete the file permanently

>"oh but I've got anti-virus"

>try and explain that there's still ways around that and that all it takes is one mistake and someone has everything

>"but muh anti-virus"

>try again

>"oh well, I'll put it on this USB stick, that way nobody will be able to get it"

bfaa7a  No.377665

File: d0d846c5efc741c⋯.webm (2.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1548597067497.webm)

cdf264  No.377666

File: 9e0478b01cf30b4⋯.jpg (292.53 KB, 833x1250, 833:1250, time bandits.jpg)

4326f1  No.377667

Giant goblines

0fc269  No.377668


This isn't /trannybrit/, fuck off.

0fc269  No.377669


0% unemployment, 0% homelessness, sounds alright.

And imagine living in a homogenous country with not a single yid anywhere. Why do you think the media is so against N. Korea?

bfaa7a  No.377670

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)



0fc269  No.377671


I have a feeling the snake in the bible was actually one of them.

03cfbd  No.377672

File: aa8b2366cc69dfa⋯.jpg (131.12 KB, 662x1000, 331:500, MV5BZTUzNGJkMTUtMTQxYi00Mj….jpg)

we should watch this one evening

bb2d1d  No.377673

>being a brainlet who rees impotently at muh joos and other retarded over-simplifications of history based off muh /pol/ infogwafix

even Dorset is cringing at you lmao

bb2d1d  No.377674

636392  No.377675

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

took a nice full shower, doing all my laundry, gettin' nice and clean


the bible was written by jews, jesus was a jew, chr*stianity is jewish

5aab49  No.377676


Virtual Machines. Some kind of wizardry that runs on a lower level in the hardware than most programs so it's contained if you load something (even an operating system) within it and it, in theory, can't fuck up your regular OS/security. I've not done much with VMs but run games WINE couldn't handle by booting windows 7 in Oracle a few years ago. Of course now I've been a tablet pleb for over a year so I might as well be a tech inept boomgroid.

bb2d1d  No.377677


wrong post lid, have the (You) back

bfaa7a  No.377678

File: 97e3e0021c270d0⋯.jpg (40.04 KB, 832x568, 104:71, 1548436074004.jpg)

>ywn go back to early/mid 00s pop rock and garage rock

0fc269  No.377679


Then why did the jews who wrote the bible tell of jesus the jew driving the jews out from the temple?

I thought they were all jews?

bfaa7a  No.377680


dont bother replying to him lad..

5aab49  No.377681


Meant for



Thank (You) for your honesty. Have a reward.

4326f1  No.377682

File: 5b1605fe0367ef0⋯.png (468.16 KB, 600x439, 600:439, ClipboardImage.png)

03cfbd  No.377683

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

bb2d1d  No.377684

>chr*stianity is jewish

This is like saying Protestantism is Catholic because all the earliest Protestants were Catholics beforehand

636392  No.377685


jesus created a schism among jews, that's why they hate him. doesn't mean that European nations should have abandoned their traditional religions in favor of offshoot-judaism

636392  No.377686


>This is like saying Protestantism is Catholic

no, it's like saying protestantism is chr*stian

bfaa7a  No.377687

>replying to a nonce

636392  No.377688

or that hamburgers are american

636392  No.377689

File: d70e3186a790134⋯.png (5.71 KB, 604x608, 151:152, d70e3186a790134680f99e67ec….png)


not a fucking nonse

bfaa7a  No.377690

>replying even tho ive filtered him

bb2d1d  No.377691


God he's such a brainlet

5aab49  No.377692


It's Semitic semantics. People like Salty Anus sperg at Christianity being called Jewish but it literally is Abrahamic. Could argue modern Jews aren't Jews and we wuz Israelites but it's the same difference tbh.

110c17  No.377693



don't bully me lad, i've been mewing lately smh

bfaa7a  No.377694

File: 649aa7291222cb8⋯.png (127.24 KB, 334x346, 167:173, 1544654170082.png)

*goes to anglican/methodist churches to piss of both catholics and paganLARPers*

4326f1  No.377695

The people called "Jews" are probably even more divergent from the Israelites of old than the Christians tbh

56d370  No.377696


I don't think so, they are still visible semitic.

2bfd96  No.377697


it's called mewling and you replied to that post very late, wtf lad

cdf264  No.377698

File: f87b5d0d0e22a11⋯.png (17.05 KB, 529x529, 1:1, f87b5d0d0e22a110c673bb1544….png)


this film is great and you're missing it

83936f  No.377699

File: 08aa4d44aa31a53⋯.jpg (79.19 KB, 940x628, 235:157, 08aa4d44aa31a53616f8081f86….jpg)

56d370  No.377700


I got work

4326f1  No.377701


>visibly semitic

If you mean the modern people called Jews have a distinctive look then yes, because they have a pretty restricted gene pool, but that doesn't have anything to do with the Israelites.

2bfd96  No.377702



tbh modern jews have been kicked out of so many places after interbreeding they are the ultimate mongrels, all that remains of their original form is the ability to corrupt, meddle, and destroy

83936f  No.377703

love goblines

love my lass more

636392  No.377704

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


this film tells you everything you need to know about jews tbh

there used to be a great English dub version but I think it got taken off youtube, I can't find it

bb2d1d  No.377705

File: 74b21510cf31c0f⋯.gif (631.15 KB, 512x481, 512:481, spurding.gif)

>The Eternal Jew

Holy fuck you are such a meme lad

636392  No.377706

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ooh this one has the English dub

83936f  No.377707

ab0743  No.377708

The origins of the GNOMED meme is great


83936f  No.377709

beautiful wives are lovely tbh lads

4326f1  No.377710


But what if, lad, what if your lass were a gobline?

56d370  No.377711


t. eternal anglo

83936f  No.377712


I'd love her even more

b0009e  No.377713

File: 6cddfff653b5aca⋯.png (17.67 KB, 1903x174, 1903:174, ClipboardImage.png)


had to switch IPs twice just so it would let me open the link, then it made me watch it on youtube, now it won't let me click this

b0009e  No.377714


jidf this is an evil nazi safe space pls go home thanks xoxo

636392  No.377715

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


try invidious (embedded). I highly recommend Freetube client



636392  No.377716


standalone client that you can copy paste any youtube/invidious/hooktube link into and it will rip it from invidious

b0009e  No.377717


>The media could not be loaded, either because the server or network failed or because the format is not supported.


4326f1  No.377718

File: 0d5f1e9a4845daf⋯.png (370.53 KB, 620x413, 620:413, ClipboardImage.png)

>when you see people who are not civic nationalists

83936f  No.377719


you know I actually did date a jevvess for a while right

bb2d1d  No.377720

Just farted

56d370  No.377721


I just forget some of you lads are naughty at times

4326f1  No.377722


I reserve all my violent energies for fictional worlds such as minecraft or fortnite

636392  No.377723

had a chicken/spinach wrap with some chili sauce, then a few tuscan crackers to soothe the burn, then some almond butter, then a couple more tuscan crackers. nice snack


a common error on invidious/freetube. that vid works for me on Freetube tho


a fat goblin slag gave me HPV, never again

bfaa7a  No.377724

another grilled lemon chicken and bacon sandwich tbh

4326f1  No.377725


Interesting bit of spicposter lore that

b0009e  No.377726


it's ten o' clock

6ca737  No.377727

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

game seemed to work ok if laggy and crashing on exit

now to figure out what it's actually about other than being "rpg but with basebuilding and awful progression where you start unable to do anything at all"

I made a character, went to a bar, talked to a crazy negro and got him to join me by pretending to be interested in his ranting, mined some iron ore, ran it back to the barman and sold it, then realized the negro whomst I had left mining was being attacked by twenty starving bandits and got him to run. Set my character to protect him and use blocks only, expecting that she would stay near the guy as they ran back inside town and that the guards would help, but instead getting engaged with a single bandit and letting crazy negro get beaten to death within the town gate, with nobody helping. Got main character into the bar, where the bar ninjas killed the bandits and I helped by whacking them with a stick, then noticed that some slavers had sniffed out that there was a crippled dying old crazy negro just lying around and had surrounded him in a group of 15 or so looking like the scenes in zombie movies where they eat the body, except they were healing him and putting shackles on him for some reason. There was no option to ask the slavers to please not do that so I tried to carry him away by strength and all 15 of them beat me into a cripple with sticks and enslaved us both.

Strange game tbh

bfaa7a  No.377728


so what cunt

bfaa7a  No.377729

>computer is next to wall

>can always hear when lesbos are coughing or sneezing

bet they can hear me too keek

6ca737  No.377730

File: 4fdb17a0480e0d0⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1000x1166, 500:583, clownpepe27pop.png)

>Imagine being Amir in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jazz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your meaty man tits and gross festering frankengina. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is cash his paycheck and go home. Like seriously imagine having to be Amir and not only hide in that house of horrors while Jazz flaunts his frankengina in front of you, the favorable blanket barely concealing his mutilated monster hole going directly into his colon, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he works it. Not only having to tolerate his disgusting fucking frankengina but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAZZ JENNINGS GOT A PUSSY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch him dilate with 6 different colored dildos; never before have you seen a vagina directly connect into someones colon before, no uterus, no cervix, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of natural vaginas and later alleged frankenginas for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out off of the street. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sewage smell that's brapping out from his neovagina too as he shakes his dildo and writhes it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "dilation"(for that is what he calls it), that he waited so long to do with multiple surgeries in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure because you're wanting money. You're not going to lose your $50k paycheck over this. Just bear it. Hide in the bathroom and bear it.

Jazz really is a weird fucked up person. In a normal school/society she would get bulled. What a foulmouth. Women do not act like this. Perverts do.

She has never been reprimanded. "No, you little perverted freak, this is not how you behave."

Look at the way Amir is cringing.

His whole being centers around a seething jealousy of his sister, manifested in a twisted, tacit, masculine competition he has with her. In his book, he can't shut up about how he's better at school than Ari was, how much better he is at sports, and it moves into straight-up Lynchian absurdity where he prides himself on having bigger boobs than his sister, nevermind that they're misshapen parodies of female breasts that would look more at home on a 60yo abuelita.

Ari's aware of it, too. I love the restaurant clip where Ari low-key throws shade on him dominating the dinner conversation with all his bullshit about wanting a "beautiful vagina" and how his "artist's eye" would fixate on flaws and imperfections. She snarks at him - "Want to see mine?" Ari knows that's what all this shit is really about - her little brother's quixotic quest to be a better, prettier girl than she is. I just wish she'd take it further, really drive the absurdity of the situation home, draw attention to the clownworld atmosphere this whole family lives in where the delusions of a fully-enabled narcissistic monster-child are allowed to remain center-stage by the Leontics that created him. I'd love for her to cut Jazz off mid-sentence and say something like, "But enough about Jazz's "vagina;" let's talk about Sander's dick for a while. Do you find it beautiful, Sander? Anything your "artist's eye" would change about it? I'm sure the whole restaurant is just dying to hear about it."

Even more, when Jazz is spouting this nonsense, every female at the table, his mother included, all wear the same incredulous expressions whether they're conscious of it or not. No woman thinks of their vagina as beautiful. It's a bit of a fluke when one *is*. It leaks. It bleeds. But it is the gateway to the engine of creation. That's where the pride comes from, rarely if ever how it looks. Jazz's "vagina" is as superficial as his understanding of what it means to be a womanzzz

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6ca737  No.377732

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6ca737  No.377734

File: c033777efa5abc6⋯.png (460.93 KB, 655x650, 131:130, pepejew.png)

>Jazz is an adopted Palestinian boy which is why the "parents" don't care about letting him cut his dick off.

>It's true, his kike "parents" adopted a little Palestinian boy to brainwash, humiliate, and mutilate.

Extremely hot take

bb2d1d  No.377735

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83936f  No.377736

File: 8c78f8808259902⋯.png (633.02 KB, 810x810, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

b0009e  No.377737

File: c8d74d57fd51d90⋯.gif (1.82 MB, 355x360, 71:72, 1472897112979.gif)


10/10 lad

6ca737  No.377738

File: 244cebfaabdabdf⋯.png (751.63 KB, 680x680, 1:1, clownpepe21.png)


It's from /tv/

ab0743  No.377739

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>I'm not gay

>I'm not attracted to men

>and Jazz is a female

Oh dear

110c17  No.377740


wow shit really?

bb2d1d  No.377741

File: dd0e56da9eed11c⋯.jpg (34.45 KB, 537x604, 537:604, 1446155401820.jpg)

>Maisieposting at this time of night

6ca737  No.377742

File: 420995b5860b6bc⋯.png (979.78 KB, 1618x1000, 809:500, int maisieballposter.png)


"hot take" means "spicy theory" lad



bb2d1d  No.377743

File: dd181164d679851⋯.mp4 (275.75 KB, 360x360, 1:1, Zap.mp4)

bb2d1d  No.377744

File: e98bf23182cd1d6⋯.png (434.02 KB, 677x400, 677:400, Woight in tha middle a the….png)

Ian McKellen: Bryan Singer, Kevin Spacey alleged abuse occurred because they 'were in the closet'



110c17  No.377745

File: 8dae2707fc5be9a⋯.png (306.1 KB, 660x350, 66:35, ClipboardImage.png)


oh god ian that's not the hill to die on, gandalf why

110c17  No.377746


Want me to make you a flag lad? Got any motif you'd want in one?

02e97b  No.377747


really hope he dies before it's confirmed he's a nonce so I can still watch LOTR

b0009e  No.377748


>taking away jobs from innocent panzies who love nothing more than to make flags for people


110c17  No.377749

File: e03a4155cbcdd97⋯.jpg (5.46 KB, 205x245, 41:49, images.jpg)


you're probably better than me you can do it lad

also make me loads of pixel art keek

b97021  No.377750


>being gay made me a nonce

If you want to make that argument, I suppose.

bb2d1d  No.377751


hmmm not really sure what I'd have for a flag

b0009e  No.377752


thanks lad

and maybe


the slippery slope is real and loads of fags are also nonces tbh

b0009e  No.377753

someones gonna get quints

hope it's not 22st

b97021  No.377754

File: 00b76449d2bb846⋯.gif (3.65 MB, 294x524, 147:262, chaikagrapes.gif)

bb2d1d  No.377755

File: 1734ff744005988⋯.jpg (25.82 KB, 500x294, 250:147, memribrit.jpg)

*officially lays claim to quints*

Posting between No.377776 and No. 377778 will be interpreted as a deliberate act of war and I will have no option but to retaliate

4326f1  No.377756


*declares war pre-emptively*

4326f1  No.377757

>Limmy's streaming

>he's walking around some jock city centre pointing a camera at himself talking gibberish


bb2d1d  No.377758

File: 394f6b53db8c75d⋯.png (992.13 KB, 1365x915, 91:61, ClipboardImage.png)

cb98e2  No.377759

File: 7fc0dbb6317c743⋯.webm (1.38 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 22st aldioder kids.webm)



Hello lad! Did you see Sseth's review of Kenshi the other day?

4326f1  No.377760


Thanks for the update, I'll be checking out that video now.