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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: c7b06f7228c4a27⋯.png (320.85 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

31a023  No.376289

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson Banned from Facebook, Instagram

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/02/26/tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-banned-from-facebook-instagram/

Facebook has banned British citizen journalist and street organiser Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson from its platforms, including Instagram, in a move that comes days after he released a new documentary exposing what he claimed to be dishonest practise at establishment media giant BBC.

>The social media giant claimed in a statement published Tuesday that Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson’s own Facebook page, which had around one million ‘likes’ before deletion, “has repeatedly broken [Facebook community] standards, posting material that uses dehumanizing language and calls for violence targeted at Muslims. He has also behaved in ways that violate our policies around organized hate.”

AP Blasts ‘Resentment’ Aimed at ‘Great Gains’ of Trans Athletes

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2019/02/26/ap-blasts-resentment-aimed-at-great-gains-of-trans-athletes/

As biological males and other trans athletes continue to rack-up an impressive record of victory while competing against biological females, a recent article by the Associated Press sounds the alarm over the “resentment,” that success might bring.

>In an article posted by NBC News on Monday, the AP argues that even erstwhile allies, like tennis great and gay activist Martina Navratilova, can become resentful of transgender women dominating their sport.

UK beats winter temperature record again

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47374936

The UK has broken the record for its warmest winter day for the second consecutive day, with a temperature of 21.2°C in Kew Gardens, London.

>Monday was the first time temperatures of over 20C had been reported in winter, breaking a record that had stood since 1998.

>It means parts of Britain have been hotter than destinations such as Ibiza.

>Last February, temperatures in the UK plunged as low as -11.7C at South Farnborough, Hampshire.

31a023  No.376292

File: f5a576f2df00197⋯.jpg (143.54 KB, 861x1182, 287:394, westie lonely.jpg)


862bca  No.376294

>>376289

goodlad

time to drive to work


921c25  No.376295

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

teutonic lasses


e1c84f  No.376296

File: ba773bfb088f121⋯.gif (170.14 KB, 360x346, 180:173, tr43fg.gif)

>>376289

>Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As Binson


31a023  No.376297

File: 0598ab65af54c67⋯.png (2.22 MB, 1711x959, 1711:959, wew.png)


c81f76  No.376298

File: a653b1d1ec10328⋯.png (7.9 KB, 250x202, 125:101, a653b1d1ec10328f506093cad7….png)


7aee83  No.376299

File: 106c84ca1ef099c⋯.jpg (22.09 KB, 300x300, 1:1, s-l300.jpg)


e1c84f  No.376300

File: b16d07669a72797⋯.png (94.09 KB, 605x570, 121:114, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d7d0a1a19c267ef⋯.png (391.47 KB, 586x447, 586:447, 12.png)


7aee83  No.376301

>>376300

>not doing everything in your power to help someone is murder


7aee83  No.376302

File: 3950466dda53841⋯.gif (590.91 KB, 221x300, 221:300, 1514822478035.gif)


921c25  No.376303

when is this cunt gonna get here and make me some grub, smh


e1c84f  No.376304

File: 70c0b2cac34916f⋯.gif (52.18 KB, 280x438, 140:219, bcaa9a3ae573190.gif)

>tfw not dependant on others to feed me


31a023  No.376305

File: 5b6c909ab60fb53⋯.jpg (40.56 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 241805.jpg)


31a023  No.376306

>>376303

you're dependent on her now

i warned you


921c25  No.376307

>>376304

>tfw don't have to cook 'cause she will anyway

>>376306

like I could cook but why


e1c84f  No.376308

accidentally burnt the cookies but fuck it I got 4 packs for the price of one


31a023  No.376309

>>376307

other people always cook unhealthy stuff


921c25  No.376310

>>376309

nah, I've trained her over the years, she knows what to buy. problem is when she buys something new but doesn't read the ingredients label, but I just refuse to eat it so either she does or she takes it back

>check if organic/grass-fed

>if not, check if non-gmo

>read ingredients

how fucking hard can it be? it takes me less than 5 seconds per product to determine whether it's real food or not


7aee83  No.376311

>JF's doing a show on autism.

wew. Will watch that one tomorrow.


921c25  No.376312

File: 649aa7291222cb8⋯.png (127.24 KB, 334x346, 167:173, 649aa7291222cb8146259863c0….png)

finally. gonna have scallops, lobster ravioli, garlic bread and champagne


921c25  No.376313

ahhh that was good. even got a little bit of an alchy buzz out of it


b36943  No.376314

File: b67a761539cca26⋯.png (9.17 KB, 410x392, 205:196, binspepe.png)

>>376296

>Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As Binson


921c25  No.376315

little bit drunk tea bee aych


921c25  No.376316

File: 43bf5fc650bae18⋯.jpg (56.59 KB, 800x546, 400:273, milkies.jpg)

wanna gf with big boobs, be nice to snuggle up to her and feel 'em


921c25  No.376317

god dammit alcohol's already wearing off


862bca  No.376318

I'm back


862bca  No.376319

>>376317

You make yourself some moonshine?


7aee83  No.376320

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is legitimately stuck in my head now.


7aee83  No.376321

AND I'LL RACE


862bca  No.376322

>>376320

I don't get it smh


7aee83  No.376323

>>376322

It's catchy. Good show too.


921c25  No.376324

File: 92c900b65bb714d⋯.png (87.51 KB, 250x244, 125:122, 92c900b65bb714de8bff3e3a41….png)

>>376318

welcome

>>376319

had most of a bottle of cheap 'champagne' with dindins >>376312

very tasty meal, I was practically laughing to myself at how decadent it was. LARPing in my head about making something like that for a gf, you know, pick her up, bring her over, finish up that a decadent meal like that with some nice wine and eat it together. then snuggle up together, 'did you enjoy the meal, my darling?', eat her out for a good long while, spoil her, give her that burning righteous passion feeling in her chest. then she'd be all content and 'pay you back' for all of that by giving a very enthusiastic fuqq, makout and snuggle, and be all lovey dovey for weeks, gossipping with her girlfriends about what a charming fellow you are. yep, that was the LARP scenario going through my head while I ate that nice food


862bca  No.376325

>>376323

Guess we just weren't meant for one another

>>376324

I've heard lobster tastes like fish, so that'd be pasta with fish taste? Doesn't sound appetising to me smh

>eat her out for a good long while

That's not appetising either. Lad stop.

The boomer peep is fitting though keek


921c25  No.376326

>>376325

>I've heard lobster tastes like fish

you've never had lobster? it's delicious, I love shellfish, and lobster is one of the best. it's not that 'fishy', though it takes like the sea. moist, fleshy, has a distinct subtle flavor that can be brought out by butter

>so that'd be pasta with fish taste?

there isn't that much lobster in it, it's ravioli with a filling that includes a little bit of lobster. so a nice fleshy, moist, bit ocean-y flavor inside pasta

>Doesn't sound appetising to me smh

it's pretty good, though it was cheap as lobster ravioli goes. lobster ravioli is best with pink vodka sauce, highly recommend

>That's not appetising either. Lad stop.

it's not bad, lad, I don't understand the aversion, nothing wrong with pusspuss. and the tongue is objectively a very efficient method of pleasuring a woman. basically half of me is this uber-salty wamen-hating doomer incel and the other half is this lovey dovey romanticist. unfortunately that half of me hasn't had too much of a chance to be expressed, but it is there

>The boomer peep is fitting though keek

I thought so too, took me awhile to find it


7aee83  No.376327

>>376325

Race with me, 22.


862bca  No.376328

>>376327

I drive for a living, lad. My level is so much higher than yours, it wouldn't be fair.

>>376326

Want to try lobster I guess. Don't really like the idea of soft squishy meat though.

What else than lobster can be in lobster ravioli? smh

no comment on cunnilingus.


7aee83  No.376329

>>376328

I meant you shout sit in my passenger seat and be my floosy.


862bca  No.376330

File: e31f3c0a93bab09⋯.png (945.81 KB, 912x1200, 19:25, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh God the autist that was on JF was a guy who hung around Baked Alaska when he turned on his fans. I remember seeing him on video keek.

>>376329

A floosy? A loose woman?


7aee83  No.376331

>>376330

We'll run away together


921c25  No.376332

>>376328

>What else than lobster can be in lobster ravioli? smh

idk maybe seasonings, little bit of cheese, almost makes me think there's a lil bit of pumpkin but idk, would have to read the label


862bca  No.376333

>>376331

Ah, that'd be nice. We'd have to turn to crime though.


862bca  No.376334

>>376332

okay I don't want ravioli anymore. It sounds like a risk


921c25  No.376335

>>376334

it's just square pasta with a filling, can be whatever you want

>risk

are you allergic to pumpkin?


862bca  No.376336

>>376335

Nah I am not allergic to anything yet. But why risk it? tbh


862bca  No.376337

File: 3f85ae0b467af79⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 680.94 KB, 644x672, 23:24, ClipboardImage.png)

Why do girls stuff their pants these days?


921c25  No.376338

>>376336

have you had pumpkin? it's really good, dunno how to describe it. but I think you'd like it, it's mild, sweet and comfy


7aee83  No.376339

>>376337

egg storage.


862bca  No.376340

>>376339

oh, so they can have a career and have babiesi n their 50s. makes sense.

>>376338

> but I think you'd like it

why? I'm a spoiled boi.


921c25  No.376341

File: 143daf7a80fb654⋯.jpg (44.43 KB, 800x450, 16:9, serveimage.jpg)

gotta sleep, tired af, g'night

>>376340

pumpkin pie is gr8. also pumpkin ravioli but pie is the best


921c25  No.376342

it's the quintessential thanksgiving dessert

night


862bca  No.376343

File: 1667da524963a6f⋯.png (22.07 KB, 427x492, 427:492, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376342

>>376341

nigh nigh lad

Just me and that handsome doogler now


7aee83  No.376344

File: d07dc33d8261b42⋯.png (41.67 KB, 980x840, 7:6, joosy.png)

>>376343

Handsome


862bca  No.376345

>>376344

Oof look at that gunt

x


862bca  No.376346

bed time nigh nigh


032995  No.376347

File: 3bcf23839a4942b⋯.png (455.92 KB, 563x665, 563:665, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376311

I literally just started watching and it's cringey as fuck, he has a guest on who is apparently an autist and wrote a book about being an autist but who looks like the try-hardest wigger in existence and makes me want to punch him just on sight


31a023  No.376348

>>376310

thats pathetic lol


b32d36  No.376349

>>376337

vibrator


dd8914  No.376350

>>376347

I thought the wigger phenomena died out about 10 years ago


31a023  No.376351

>>376349

tahs a man baby


b32d36  No.376352

>>376351

assumed as much


7aee83  No.376353

File: c194155d23c3660⋯.jpg (6.71 KB, 225x300, 3:4, $_35.JPG)


1dbe8a  No.376354

File: a6cb62e8c8c65e1⋯.jpeg (751.39 KB, 750x1109, 750:1109, 4D41CB54-05C1-44EA-B1D0-7….jpeg)

>when he writes posts about you

It’s not real btw


668e07  No.376355

File: fb050438a394cef⋯.png (140.38 KB, 192x617, 192:617, 538cf96fa1579e06314fa7af9b….png)

supposed to go to work in about 45 minutes because i said i may be able to make it for the afternoon

but i dont want to


668e07  No.376356

boss clearly doesnt give a shit about me as a human but thats what i would expect being an agency hire

literally hasnt responded to a single one of my texts until now when he asked when i'd be able to come in


668e07  No.376357

>>376354

>"You are as moist as a toad, my dear."

this is unbelievably funny and autistic but also enraging because people this autistic have someone and are having checxks and i dont


668e07  No.376358

>>376337

didnt know anne frank was a trap tbh


1dbe8a  No.376359

>>376357

I’ve never said that btw. He just likes making posts about me.


bda86e  No.376360

>>376355

>>376356

such is life, bud. force yourself to get to work, regardless of how you might feel, once you're in work you'll fall back into routine and it will be a blur. That's how it works for me at least.

>>376354

top kek


1dbe8a  No.376361

>smoker returns

>sighs

>might as well be standing outside with smokers considering how bad it smells and how bad my breathing now is


668e07  No.376362

>>376359

wait he actually made this?

im still jealous anyway smh


7aee83  No.376363

>>376357

Toads aren't moist. That's frogs.


668e07  No.376364

>>376363

did you even read the post?


7aee83  No.376365


668e07  No.376366

>>376365

so why are you telling me that frogs are moist not toads when i was simply paraphrasing from the prince's post


1dbe8a  No.376367

>>376362

Yes but he’s just referencing an old Lee Anthony Hoyland video where he got some for Kay’s Birthday


7aee83  No.376368

>>376366

Easier to reply to you, because you already quoted the bit.


668e07  No.376369

>>376367

that sounds like a very Lee thing to do, keeeeeek


31a023  No.376370

File: 5059d07364ea130⋯.png (4.64 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

donald trump has formally endorsed juche


6cd274  No.376371

>>376354

kek. aren't toads relatively dry, though? it's frogs that are moist.

>>376370

>burger flags on top

>Blumpf handshake on top

>Blumpf ~4" taller

>Blumpf smug, Kim ashamed

WEAK

sucks too, I wanted the koreas to go to war so lots of koreans would die. fucking hate koreans

>>376357

well lad, have you considered approaching cute girls and talking to them?


668e07  No.376372

>>376371

i have, it hasnt worked out yet


c81f76  No.376373

>>376325

lobster is rather bland tbh

it used to be food for poor people, until a few decades ago and now its for the rich


31a023  No.376374

>>376371

>sucks too, I wanted the koreas to go to war so lots of koreans would die. fucking hate koreans

you seem like a psycho man


c81f76  No.376375

>>376374

i dont like koreans either tbh


6cd274  No.376376

>>376373

>it used to be food for poor people, until a few decades ago

they used to feed them to prisoners in Maine

>>376374

>you seem like a psycho man

zipperheads are disgusting, I hate them. look at kpop for example, or kimchi. terrible race


31a023  No.376377

File: 55c20d34cef27f9⋯.png (227.62 KB, 2000x1352, 250:169, 1549413358616.png)

>>376376

>zipperheads are disgusting, I hate them. look at kpop for example, or kimchi. terrible race

you don't even like your own mummy smh


bda86e  No.376378

>>376376

kimchi is great you fucking lardass


6cd274  No.376379

I think there are some koreans that live on my street, I dunno. there's also japs, their daughters used to babysit my as a kid, I think until one day when I chased after them going "muah muah muah" trying to kiss them or something. then the strict jap father probably cracked down on it 'cause I only remember getting babysat by an old lady with white hair after that. would be a completely white neighborhood if not for those two families

>>376377

>you don't even like your own mummy smh

yeah she's a bad person and is stupid, terrible mother, hope she gets breast cancer

I love cats, metal, vidya, tiddies, and my /newbrit/ frens. that's about it


6cd274  No.376380

>>376378

I'm not fat at all. I'm skinnyfat, skinny but soft. mesomorphic build so I gain/lose fast


c81f76  No.376381

>skinnyfat

still not started lifting like you constantly said you would, fatty? lmao


6cd274  No.376382

>>376381

yeah I still haven't, busy with other shit and not terribly motivated. gym's like 15 mins away and is in a shithole town. always has some good booty to check out though

>fatty

I'm legit not fat though. just weak 'cause I haven't lifted in a long time. I look alright in a shirt with narrow sleeves but if the sleeves are wide then it looks pretty bad. but I think that'll always be the case unless you're jacked, gotta have clothes that fit


8cd6ac  No.376383

had a dream Dorset was poisoned by his enemies


31a023  No.376384

File: fee7024b86b788e⋯.png (107.04 KB, 192x266, 96:133, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376379

>yeah she's a bad person and is stupid, terrible mother, hope she gets breast cancer


c81f76  No.376385

>constant excuses

NOT going to make it


c81f76  No.376386

>>376384

biting the hand that feeds him literally


668e07  No.376387

>>376376

zipperheads? where did that term come from? i thought it was used to refer to tank crewmen who wore berets because they kept getting head injuries due to lack of head protection, hence lots of stitches


bda86e  No.376388

>>376387

I think it came from the Korean war, in which they ran over the bodies of dead Koreans leaving tiremarks on their heads, thus zipperhead, since it looked like a zipper. It really does, btw. I remember watching a video out of Egypt, when the Arab Spring was going on there, and I saw a protester get run over.


c81f76  No.376389

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)

>tfw you can feel the snot going back inside and down into your stomach every time you sniff


c81f76  No.376390

File: 5d9e18da89c119b⋯.png (514.91 KB, 430x546, 215:273, l.png)

i hope this beef jerky comes out good


7aee83  No.376391

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>that idyllic England setting

Kind of want to play it.


07151b  No.376392

>>376391

I'm now imagining a cockney with an eel pokemon tbh


a2949d  No.376393

>>376391

Why do the Japs like England so much?


7aee83  No.376394

>>376393

Because they don't know )^:


c81f76  No.376395

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

WELL ITS ALRIGHT


8b3ff1  No.376396

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

My loins have been awakened to the Langemesser!


c81f76  No.376397

6 grilled pork loin steaks in lemon, garlic, pepper and coriander seasoning

fatwojak.jpg


8b3ff1  No.376398

>>376356

Typical tbh

>never get response from them

>if ours aren't instantly responded to we get an extra hard whipping

smh

>>376370

goodlad

>>376373

Oh so people just pretend they taste good? keek

>>376389

>tfw you try getting out a big snot flake but instead push it inside so it melts and is lost forever

smh

>>376397

thought you didn't like food, fatty?


c81f76  No.376399

>>376398

>thought you didn't like food, fatty?

I don't, tbh

>Oh so people just pretend they taste good?

yeah pretty much, they're ok with a nice sauce though


7aee83  No.376400

File: 798aa5e67f2cd25⋯.png (198.43 KB, 393x331, 393:331, ClipboardImage.png)

baste


78c4ab  No.376401

>>376400

>standing on a crack


7aee83  No.376402

>>376401

Do you have OCD?


78c4ab  No.376403


78c4ab  No.376404

an OCD not to wash my hands after using the loo I guess, but I think that is just laziness and a hatred of getting my hands wet


7aee83  No.376405

>>376404

I do have to check the door is properly closed multiple times after I go out, tbh.


78c4ab  No.376406

>>376405

Ah, yeah. Can't get over that time somebody broke in?


78c4ab  No.376407

Well I guess they just walked in the open door


7aee83  No.376408

>>376406

Nah. I just left it open once when I was a kid, and mummy bollocked me.


78c4ab  No.376409

>>376408

>tfw you come home to an open door as a kid and nobody is home so have to carefully scout every room to make sure there are no bullies inside


07151b  No.376410


31a023  No.376411

File: 429966f1efa398f⋯.png (1.77 MB, 850x1200, 17:24, ClipboardImage.png)

>French Empire-tan

wew


78c4ab  No.376412

>>376410

*wipes my hands on you*

>>376411

Is that supposed to be her? I wish tans actually gave some hints through their design as to what they actually were smh


c81f76  No.376413

you DO wash your hands after having a shit, right?


78c4ab  No.376414

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>that arse cleavage

what is wrong with you, Japan? smh


78c4ab  No.376415

File: 5d6115bcb3e08d7⋯.png (64.75 KB, 675x651, 225:217, 1425807735588.png)


c81f76  No.376416

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB, 300x441, 100:147, baste.jpg)

lad…


78c4ab  No.376417

File: f29138afd7b224e⋯.png (27.22 KB, 567x110, 567:110, ClipboardImage.png)


c81f76  No.376418

File: 73a919535776b1d⋯.png (16.63 KB, 639x469, 639:469, 73a919535776b1d3e29291fbfe….png)

>sit down

>back pain


8b3ff1  No.376419

File: a7b1c4d9109a254⋯.png (474.74 KB, 720x404, 180:101, ClipboardImage.png)

OH NO NO NO


8b3ff1  No.376420

>>376418

What kind, lad?


c81f76  No.376421

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)


78c4ab  No.376422

>>376421

w-where does it hurt and how does it hurt?


c81f76  No.376423

>>376422

everywhere


2d9342  No.376424

>>376423

Okay. I had a disc slip out a little once and got some exercises to do


032995  No.376425

File: c59fd012f19da5f⋯.png (30.73 KB, 865x466, 865:466, deadpepe1.png)

>took the entire day to attend one 45 minute long appointment in a town less than 15 miles away

fucking hate public transport AAAAAAAAAAAAGH

I left at 9am and only just got back


2d9342  No.376426

>>376425

why'd it take so long, dude?


032995  No.376427

>>376426

public transport

I got a bus at 9:30 then had to wait over an hour for a train, took a train back at 2:10 and had to wait over two hours for the bus back


2d9342  No.376428

>>376427

that does sound awful, you'd think buses would be timed with the trains smh


032995  No.376429

File: 57580bf3a1953b3⋯.png (331.02 KB, 450x615, 30:41, ClipboardImage.png)

File: eacdd9ce9964052⋯.png (719.23 KB, 477x750, 159:250, megakeek2.png)

>reading sonichu


2d9342  No.376430

>>376429

So much text. Glad you like it though. Did you get a job or something?


668e07  No.376431

File: 4c4aba2d6e7bf56⋯.jpg (240 KB, 754x1064, 377:532, C2CvhY1UkAEB_08.jpg)

>>376388

didn't know that, cheers lad

>>376393

because england and japan share a common soul

>>376398

>smh

tbh

>>376409

>ywn again live in a europe where people have philia and trust and just leave their doors open because there aren't any wogs or pikeys

>>376425

how did it go m'lad


dd8914  No.376432

>>376425

15 miles is a long way on local public transport


dd8914  No.376433

File: 32af414fb337a96⋯.jpg (213.98 KB, 1050x1460, 105:146, Dz5ttpjV4AICzXB.jpg)


2d9342  No.376434

>>376431

man all thos phallic things mocing towards a girl smh

>ywn again live in a europe where people have philia and trust and just leave their doors open because there aren't any wogs or pikeys

still that way in the town I used to deliver to


668e07  No.376435

>>376434

tbf norge seems pretty safe still compared to most of the rest of europe

you're lucky


07151b  No.376436


668e07  No.376437

File: 93b893b2ec46610⋯.png (40.45 KB, 115x112, 115:112, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376434

>man all those phallic things mocing [sic] towards a girl smh

this is what he was referring to


c81f76  No.376438

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)

oh im actually 5ft 7 ive been measuring myself wrong all this time

still short though smh


7aee83  No.376439


2d9342  No.376440

>>376438

Just like what Neo said, who magically shrunk.

>>376437

Oh is that The Poster Formerly Known As Bins' penis?


2d9342  No.376441

>>376435

For now. Oslo and I am sure the other bigger towns are fucked too, and our politicians are putting browns everywhere in the country for a slower boil.


668e07  No.376442

>>376440

no it's yours lad


668e07  No.376443

File: 878b89017fbc0d1⋯.png (1.09 MB, 564x923, 564:923, ClipboardImage.png)


668e07  No.376444

>>376441

but how many do you see on a daily basis?


c81f76  No.376445

>>376440

think my back posture is really bad though and probably contributes to my short height, painful tbh

>>376441

>tfw you see a darkie walkin down your village street

smh


2d9342  No.376446

>>376443

kek don't know anything about cars though

>>376444

enough, even if I stay inside all day

>>376445

well your back isn't going to get better with time

>tfw you see a darkie walkin down your village street

tbh, they get to live in big houses in my neighbourhood, probably one of the best neighbourhoods in my municipally


c81f76  No.376447

>>376446

>well your back isn't going to get better with time

im trying not to sit down and improve my posture

ARRRRRRGH


032995  No.376448

File: 5cef6a03aa05d94⋯.png (74.78 KB, 678x680, 339:340, feeler.png)

>>376430

>>376431

bi-monthly appointments at organisations that should help me to find work

kind of poorly since they aren't really going to offer real solutions and as far as I can tell do exactly the same thing as the job centre, ie nothing

it's a chance to get my thoughts in order and plan ahead I guess

>>376432

it's actually longer than that since there is no direct route, which is retarded - only one bus goes through my village to the town and that only happens once a weekend

>>376445

>bus company fired all the LOCAL old boys and replaced them with wogs and poos


2d9342  No.376449

>>376448

You should bicycle there, lad. That will take much shorter time


032995  No.376450

>>376449

got a flat tyre, going to get a pump tube and some patches to fix it tomorrow, but I still doubt I can do 15 miles on a busy road up and down hills, I'm not fit at all


c81f76  No.376451

>>376448

pretty sure theyve replaced a lot of bus drivers with massive twats that have no idea where anywhere even is

theres no longer individual stops anymore, you just pay 2 prices depending where you are going, weymouth or portland, overpriced as well, if theres 3 of you, its cheaper to get a taxi

they also start the "day" at 4am, so if you get a return ticket at 3:59 am, you can't use it again


668e07  No.376452

>>376446

>enough

zero constitutes enough

>>376450

show us your bike lad

also cycling is based and a very evropean, nature loving, self-improving thing to do


2d9342  No.376453

>>376450

You've got hours, lad. Give me your address and the address of the place you are going to. I might find a quicker safer route

>>376451

they are all impolite foreigners here. fucking retarded having them drive in winter. Already have enough problem with foreigner truck drivers blocking the roads with their crashed trucks.


c81f76  No.376454

File: 3c79d1f3b54a31b⋯.png (46.98 KB, 650x773, 650:773, 1550275352662.png)

>tfw would ride my bike but i unironically forgot how to and am scared of falling off


668e07  No.376455

>>376454

you just sound scared and anxious

nobody forgets how to


2d9342  No.376456

>>376454

I know that feel. I used to bike so fucking fast down trails and hills but now I slow down for every turn and narrow passage smh


668e07  No.376457

smh


c81f76  No.376458

>>376455

teach me daddy panzie


2d9342  No.376459

>that lad whose bike breaks didn't work so he wore through his shoes and he had to keep wearing them because his mum couldn't afford new ones

based Hans lad


032995  No.376460

File: 0f9f560d2ccc978⋯.png (938.28 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, spd.png)

>>376452

will take a pic tomorrow, apparently it is quite a good one, I got it on cheap after a cyclist friend of the bike shop owner wanted to get rid of it quickly so he could get the new iBike 18 or whatever

>>376454

you may also have a flat tyre

I didn't notice i did at first and thought the gears were fucked up and stopping me from building speed


032995  No.376461

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh shitcase


2d9342  No.376462

File: f4b945f647b8f04⋯.png (383.81 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh yeah that happened to me too, you lads had these? the wheel eventually burnt through the metal break and then your shoe


c81f76  No.376463

>>376460

yeah it had a flat tire, pumped it but that was last year now its flat again smh

>>376459

KEEK


032995  No.376464

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh bobbies beating you for not having a being a native briton license


c81f76  No.376465

>>376462

didnt like these

it would always swing around and hit my shin


032995  No.376466

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>scooter nerds

>you weren't chad skateboarders


c81f76  No.376467

all skateboarders are GAY


032995  No.376468

File: eb1f56c1ee53b6e⋯.png (53.83 KB, 585x462, 195:154, feelit.png)

half brother took up the skate mantle and got my old board

last time I was at the house in france I put my foot on it and it was only a little bigger than it

time… sure goes by fast, huh


07151b  No.376469

>>376462

Keek yeah loved them, house only had rough concrete and gravel so I couldn't use them properly smh smh


668e07  No.376470

>>376458

start off just freewheeling down a slight slope, keeping your legs close to the ground

its easier to balance with your feet on the pedals though and the bike mostly balances itself

the ONLY way to do it is just to do it and keep doing it, tbh

>>376460

wew sounds fancy tbh

for the longest time ive wanted a nice skinny sleek fast road bike but the one i found on gumtree expired rooo

>>376469

tbh


2d9342  No.376471

>>376465

keek. iktf

>>376466

brother liked skateboards, are you a druggie, lad?

>>376469

kek, certainly you had roads nearby?


c81f76  No.376472

>>376470

my legs are short and dont reach the ground when im on my bike, they're about an inch off


668e07  No.376473

>>376472

then adjust the saddle so that they do


07151b  No.376474

>>376471

Yeah but they were country roads take me home


032995  No.376475

>>376471

vanlad enabled a few bad habits but nothing really naughty, not like him and shrop smh


c81f76  No.376476

>>376473

i have…


07151b  No.376477

>>376475

Keek like what?


2d9342  No.376478

>>376474

mud roads?

>tfw the mud roads on my newspaper routes are more slippery now than they were when they were covered in ice

smh

>>376475

keek way to throw your friends under the van


c81f76  No.376479

>>376477

just a cheeky bit of heroin


032995  No.376480

File: 7dd53feb085ef78⋯.png (16.13 KB, 464x373, 464:373, lmao.png)

>>376477

dried broccoli and that was it for me

but they did flour all over my dining room table iirc smh

>>376478

they're dead now lad

or maybe vanlad has started a civic family and doesn't need image boards any more

shrop is doing para training now I think


032995  No.376481

>tfw didn't keep in contact with the 44st sperg who's brother grew broccoli so I can get more

I am a good boy tbh I was groomed into it


c81f76  No.376482

>>376480

>flour

cringe drug tbh


2d9342  No.376483

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>376480

oh Shrop went into the military?

>>376481

>eating dog food


032995  No.376484

File: 4112a403144010f⋯.png (39.61 KB, 1434x834, 239:139, frogslegs4.png)

>we'd tell the sperg boarding school we were going to the gym and get money for it

>I'd do my routine and he would sit on an exercise bike for half an hour

>We'd go to McColls and get those really nasty reconstituted meat in a damp bun hotdogs and cans of coke and later naughty rum and coke mixes including the bacardi mix the only gay in the village drinks

>light up in the fields and watch the river flow past under the trees

>go back into the boarding school hell after spraying down with deoderant that never quite masked the smell and joke about it in front of the wranglers

>spend the rest of the evening watching the blogscast or whatever anime was the rage

>>376483

>spic would see these gentle giants dead

the cholo fears the canine


2d9342  No.376485

>>376484

nah spic only wants to flay pitbulls alive

> McColls

English McDonalds?


574ea3  No.376486

File: 1c8aedc2a40167f⋯.jpg (55.44 KB, 870x870, 1:1, 1481370081022.jpg)

Chinky takeaway for sister's birthday.


032995  No.376487

>>376485

rollovers were the hotdogs I think

literally american tier trash

nah it's a chain of paki shop type places staffed by people who don't care


032995  No.376488

File: 649601af59dc1c1⋯.png (39.01 KB, 467x397, 467:397, asiaflavour.png)


2d9342  No.376489

>>376486

>eating what is left over of the pitbull after spic is done with it


574ea3  No.376490

When do gay men start speaking in that stereotypical "gay man" voice?


c81f76  No.376491

>>376490

why would a straight man like me know?


2d9342  No.376492

>>376490

when they want to signal their gayness I guess. Weird how it transcends borders. Remember the gay kid in school putting it on really early.


574ea3  No.376493

File: aa6ff8af013f82f⋯.jpg (53.3 KB, 688x523, 688:523, 1547684366416.jpg)

Dorset, when do gay men start speaking in that stereotypical "gay man" voice?


c81f76  No.376494

>>376493

ask the prince


dd8914  No.376495

>>376490

when as in at what age, or what year did it start?


c81f76  No.376496

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)

i am SO FUCKING ANGRY


dd8914  No.376497

File: 2c76aac3a4503b8⋯.jpg (141.28 KB, 500x1046, 250:523, c9afb6123d6230e4fc8cc0f2c4….jpg)


574ea3  No.376498

>>376494

No he's straight.

>>376495

Yeah, what age or stage in their life. They obviously aren't born speaking like it. What made them speak like it? After they found out they were gay? When they decided to truly embrace the gay?

There's a gay guy at work who talked to me today. I was going to ask him but I thought it might be a little rude.


21b74a  No.376499

*eats a mountain of potatoes for dindins *

Mmm


dd8914  No.376500

>>376498

I remember there were people talking like that at 16 but much earlier than that and it would have been bullied out of them


c81f76  No.376501

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)

>>376499

>carbs


2d9342  No.376502

>>376497

>cuckoldry porn


c81f76  No.376503

>>376498

oestrogen probably

like they are trying to sound feminine

bloody twinky homos


dd8914  No.376504

>>376502

it's not meant to be a turn on dude


c81f76  No.376505

just pulled a muscle in my neck

ouch


c81f76  No.376506

File: 6d0722a3a27ff7a⋯.jpg (274.03 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, grinch.jpg)

just saw a nice yummy blonde with bangs tbh


2d9342  No.376507

>>376504

>it's only porn if it turns you on


c81f76  No.376508

>>376507

t. posted cuck porn on /shit/ a couple years ago


668e07  No.376509

>>376481

know any lads with umm funky fungi, lad?

>>376484

sounds comfy lad


dd8914  No.376510

>>376507

> actuality means more than intention


2d9342  No.376511

>>376508

I don't think I did. I posted something that made people call for a ban of me but I didn't get banned keek


c81f76  No.376512

>>376511

I called for you to get banned

And fuck SA for not banning you


21b74a  No.376513

>>376506

*bangs you*


2d9342  No.376514

File: c9ce911c946fb8b⋯.png (134.64 KB, 780x730, 78:73, 1417902507270.png)

>>376512

What was it? I think there was context too


668e07  No.376515

kay btfo


c81f76  No.376516

>>376514

It was a screencap of a scandi tv programme of a cuck watching his gf being fucked by a darkie

there was a big mess about whether or not it constituted as pornography for several weeks, until the mods decided to basically ban anyone who thought it was

honestly made me question the /shit/ mods who would actually allow it to be posted

i know that wouldnt be allowed here, even with spic

>>376513


c81f76  No.376517

>tfw no late 20s thicc blonde with bangs single mummy to cuddle with


21b74a  No.376518

>>376516

>a scandi tv programme of a cuck watching his gf being fucked by a darkie

keek that's movie night sorted


2d9342  No.376519

>>376516

Ah right. It had context, lad. I replied to someone about it I believe. And it was a dutch program and the pic was spoilered and with a warning I believe.


3a6ea6  No.376520

File: 8d85fdef4e14cb0⋯.jpg (19.62 KB, 280x275, 56:55, cute lass tism fit.jpg)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hahahaha


2d9342  No.376521

>>376520

post a video of that girl dancing, that's cute


668e07  No.376522

File: fae325441e39526⋯.gif (2.96 MB, 476x266, 34:19, tumblr_pngxygEv8C1so15avo1….gif)


668e07  No.376523

>>376520

evening lad how are you doing?


c81f76  No.376524

>>376519

STOP making excuses you fat prick


c81f76  No.376525

>>376522

she's fine


2d9342  No.376526

>>376522

>not leaving the camera up to show the tide coming in and taking her to sea

>>376524

*posts it again*


3a6ea6  No.376527

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>376521

Okay, here

>>376523

Pretty good lad, thanks for asking. I just had a burgah and some fudge ice cream

Hows you?


c81f76  No.376528

>>376526

wojakpointingfinger.jpg


668e07  No.376529

women are dumb cunts


21b74a  No.376530

>>376522

wew thot btfo

>>376526

Whale returning to sea?


2d9342  No.376531

File: 1d30560501503c2⋯.png (34.67 KB, 858x608, 429:304, 1d30560501503c24666e450787….png)

>>376528

>>376527

thankslid

>>376529

You alright, lad?


668e07  No.376532

>>376527

sounds rather indulgent i just had chicken thing with sauce and potatoes and will have me puddin in a sec

ive been sick so not great but im almost 100% better


668e07  No.376533

>>376531

will explain to all in a second


2d9342  No.376534

>>376527

only ever seen that to other music, this song is crap smh. Also i guess this dance was rotoscoped


c81f76  No.376535

File: 88861f76273d6eb⋯.png (318.17 KB, 368x579, 368:579, ahhhhh.png)

>being an unironic misogynist


2d9342  No.376536

>>376535

he is a kid lid


c81f76  No.376537

>>376536

i sometimes forget there are people on the internet far younger than me

smh getting old


668e07  No.376538

>>376535

>>376536

>>376537

how old are you dorsh


2d9342  No.376539

>>376538

going by his hairline he's approaching 40


c81f76  No.376540

File: cacb35a34188049⋯.jpg (58.9 KB, 251x229, 251:229, 1551132399494.jpg)


574ea3  No.376541

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*winks*


3a6ea6  No.376542

File: 981e7b3a8a3b93f⋯.png (106.4 KB, 1033x818, 1033:818, 1549158502494.png)

>>376529

They're alright

>>376531

yw

>>376532

tbh I've had a good today so I decided to spoil myself and break my vegetarian streak and right now chicken and potatoes sounds really good to me

Are you off of work because of your sickness too?

>>376535

tbh


c81f76  No.376543

File: d6fe7696983a032⋯.jpg (74.54 KB, 820x492, 5:3, 1545994530548.jpg)

>>376541

*wanks*


c81f76  No.376544

i prefer the company of women to that of men tbh


574ea3  No.376545

>>376543

Is that you?


668e07  No.376546

File: 43c60d2daf77c36⋯.png (17.62 KB, 444x652, 111:163, Pepe_00.png)

**basically a few months ago on okc i came across a girl who looked and described herself remarkably like Kay

she had the bangs, the particular kind of green eyes, a bookworm, everything

today i decided to show kay the pics and ask if it was her**

she denied it and initially was fine with it but just now decided i was 'asking too much' and despite me apologising said she's going to remove me, started talking about how she 'had standards' and we weren't friends etc

so i blocked her first


2d9342  No.376547

File: f1a28d3540b2282⋯.png (1.66 KB, 127x34, 127:34, ClipboardImage.png)


c81f76  No.376548

>>376542

go carnivore my dude


c81f76  No.376549

>>376545

Yes, I am Jude Law.

>>376546

I believe you. She is crazy, untrustworthy psycho tbh


574ea3  No.376550

>>376547

>inb4 it gets delayed


668e07  No.376551

>>376542

>vegetarian

lad….you need meat in order to face the coming storm, but goodlad for breaking it i guess keek

and yeah ive been off work but i came in this afternoon because i said i would


668e07  No.376552

>fucked up the spoiler

ahhh oh well


032995  No.376553

>>376509

nobody smh

should probably start going on early morning field walks

he was an absolute unit and was one of those spergs who positively delighted in showcasing his hentai porn to anyone who would allow it but he wasn't a bad lad

probably dead of being fat by now

>>376539

ROASTED

>>376546

lad? are you bullying the mentally disabled? smh


c81f76  No.376554

File: 8733e49e229b431⋯.jpg (40.91 KB, 674x338, 337:169, 8733e49e229b431df267f16698….jpg)

just seen a wog


574ea3  No.376555

>>376553

I think he's making a bigger deal out of us not being friends than he should. He thinks he was more important to me than he actually is. My point was, it's unacceptable to attempt to find things out about me. He's done it before.


2d9342  No.376556

File: 62a79c1fbf50a63⋯.png (946.34 KB, 980x500, 49:25, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376546

That's quite JOOCY


c81f76  No.376557

>>376555

We need to know your secrets.


032995  No.376558

File: 4d8b58a9a15ea58⋯.png (53.45 KB, 222x227, 222:227, wink.png)

>>376555

tell me your measurements lass

and your bank account details please


668e07  No.376559

>>376553

>should probably start going on early morning field walks

yeah tbh i picked a few psilocybes when i did that volunteering in northumbria but the amount of material that i actually got from them was miniscule

>>376553

if anything she was bullying me from a position of privilege and power, tbh

>>376555

lol wtf

none of this has anything to do with me thinking i'm "important to you"

you just suddenly decided to be a two-faced cunt and turn on me for privately asking if you were a person i thought you were

christ woman


668e07  No.376560

File: 89f4c4e9b35b14c⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1280x1659, 1280:1659, 0470ea901eb5cd879ef08f47f3….png)

>oh hey buddy i think i saw you in town the other day, you shop at tesco's too?

>what the fuck cunt? you some kind of weirdo? stop stalking me


574ea3  No.376561

>>376557

>>376558

Go on bennies and you will get my bank account details through bennies gifts.


574ea3  No.376562

Don't let this ruin your evening. We've all got better things to do.


c81f76  No.376563

>>376562

why do i find this post so funny? i get the feeling that it IS true because of this


3a6ea6  No.376564

File: ac77fb253e3fbae⋯.jpg (50.42 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 52384586_2067306043346535_….jpg)

>>376546

>so i blocked her first

b

t

f

o

>>376548

NO

>>376551

I'll head out into countryside and grow vegetables when the storm hits. People ill flock to me for food and I will be known as the "Vegetable King"

Get well soon, ladders

>>376554

I actually seen one today. I was quite shocked. He was walking towards me on a narrow path and he actually got off of the path and walked onto the road so I could continue to walk on the path.


2d9342  No.376565

>>376563

well obviously


c81f76  No.376566

>>376564

>NO

k den


2d9342  No.376567

>>376564

>horse


c81f76  No.376568

honestly foot fetish is messed up

i go barefoot nearly all the time and my feet have all sorts of dirt on the bottom of them that i have to scrub it off

couldnt imagine licking them, bloody hell


31a023  No.376569

>>376546

>kay turning on someone she was once friends with

shocked


c81f76  No.376570

>>376567

you'd like that


c81f76  No.376571

>>376569

how long before she turns her back on us as a whole? smh


668e07  No.376572

>>376569

she did it to me once before tbh

>>376564

keek, thanks veggie king


574ea3  No.376573

>>376571

You're okay tbh.


032995  No.376574

File: 451698468491547⋯.png (4.75 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepeskeleton.png)

>westie defending the gays presumably

ffs lad

>>376561

but I'm already on benefits…

>>376568

crusty corns

skin flakes

toe jam

hang nails

spic will defend this


c81f76  No.376575

File: 8aafba28119e3dc⋯.gif (2.59 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 1546860575634.gif)


574ea3  No.376576

>>376574

GO ON MORE


574ea3  No.376577

File: 321419feecca481⋯.gif (535.68 KB, 500x406, 250:203, 1549802349782.gif)


32c350  No.376578

File: 1ae6dfec9284e60⋯.mp4 (7.2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, clownyboy.mp4)

hullo


c81f76  No.376579

>>376577

you are cute

teehee


c81f76  No.376580

>>376578

>35:04

>>376577

>35:05

what the fUCK

hello B


2d9342  No.376581

File: 1e7e9a248b48b6b⋯.png (303.62 KB, 646x595, 38:35, XvJD2NiVAz3Q0CsJkatni8Nvq8….png)

>Daftie knows my name

>she hangs with the Berthog

>Berthog is a known gayboi


2d9342  No.376582

>>376578

HE CUTE


2d9342  No.376583

File: be3d429becdbd22⋯.png (20.15 KB, 454x408, 227:204, Nose3.png)

>>376578

^He cute.


c81f76  No.376584

File: 5fddf8a74bbd86c⋯.jpg (33.69 KB, 944x531, 16:9, 1551130745447.jpg)

>>376581

>tfw nobody knows my name


3a6ea6  No.376585

File: 50ce6443aa28a62⋯.jpg (29.71 KB, 554x800, 277:400, 98b79ffa25ade6e0795e09558f….jpg)

>>376581

you better be careful ladders


574ea3  No.376586

File: a84de00a3f32973⋯.png (877.97 KB, 1795x1795, 1:1, 1549747788259.png)

>>376579

CLOWN IS CUTE

>>376578

CUTE


e1c84f  No.376587

everyone had a good day?


32c350  No.376588

File: af5719f443f130c⋯.png (6.89 KB, 454x408, 227:204, f6ab45a6d8dd6b3d34b1f91c71….png)

>>376583

>He cute.

no u!


574ea3  No.376589

File: 31178ba3a60512d⋯.gif (105.23 KB, 511x512, 511:512, 1550699136546.gif)

>>376587

It's been decent.


c81f76  No.376590

>>376587

still ill smh

how are you


2d9342  No.376591

>>376587

a bland day that passed by pretty quickly tbh. wbu lad?


032995  No.376592

File: 314156a97b918de⋯.webm (1.74 MB, 960x540, 16:9, wessexbot.webm)

>>376576

I tried but I am not disabled enough

do you think I can claim to have that thing where I really hate having legs and can only feel normal if they are removed, thus making me disabled and qualifiable for PIP

>>376584

bet it's something really boojie like horace


c81f76  No.376593

>>376586

*squeezes your nipple*

honk honk


c81f76  No.376594

File: c4df27088916ee9⋯.png (11.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, c4df27088916ee9fc5861f17b1….png)

>>376592

It's a 90s Chad name


7aee83  No.376595

>>376584

James.


574ea3  No.376596

>>376592

You can try to remove your legs yourself. See how far that gets you.

>>376593

Do that to 22st instead.


e1c84f  No.376597

>>376589

Decent in a nice way I hope

>>376590

>>376591

Alright, went for my first properly long drive and hung out with a fren I've not seen in a long time which was great… had to drive home in the dark too which was stressful as it was only just coming to the end of rush hour when I set off.. Had a funny tummy all day too which was very unpleasant, I even put a spare pair of underwear in a plastic bag in the boot of my car juuuuuust incase…


32c350  No.376598

File: 07f93709c749903⋯.png (70.28 KB, 886x886, 1:1, 07f93709c74990375300d6f9b8….png)

>>376590

I'm ill too lad

low energy and a sore throat. what's wrong with you?


c81f76  No.376599

>>376596

*inappropriately touches your bum*


c81f76  No.376600

>>376598

cold, just a runny/blocked nose

hopefully it goes away tomorrow


3a6ea6  No.376601

File: d8cb8bb55ba2dbb⋯.jpg (100.05 KB, 856x550, 428:275, 754727.jpg)

>>376599

not cool not cool


574ea3  No.376602

>>376597

Oh yes it's been very nice really. I sat on the big table at work and we did 'A-Z' games, so naming different things that began with the letters of the alphabet.

>>376599

You're trying to wind me up.


32c350  No.376603

File: 0ffdee515f1ddf6⋯.png (10.47 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 0ffdee515f1ddf6e4dfa2aa72a….png)

>>376602

*send kay a mushroom pic*


574ea3  No.376604

File: 5bf5ff19e5c9f6c⋯.png (408.3 KB, 550x550, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376603

I had mushrooms for tea last night.


32c350  No.376605

File: 47b4f9b3bb1fea4⋯.jpg (5.44 KB, 272x186, 136:93, mushroom.jpg)

>>376604

yeah, but were they as tasty as my nice juicy mushroom?


7aee83  No.376606

File: 7ac085157866b96⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 102.77 KB, 1190x874, 595:437, endangered species.png)

*posts the secret Bongo Bongo Land pics

oopsie


574ea3  No.376607

>>376605

That looks poisonous.


32c350  No.376608

>>376607

*kills you*


574ea3  No.376609

>>376608

Finally.


c81f76  No.376610

>>376601

I can get away with it

>>376602

Yes, I want to wind you up… oof!


31a023  No.376611

File: e878625048accc6⋯.png (440.35 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Corbyn’s Labour Party Won’t Back Govt Ban on Hezbollah Terror Group

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/02/27/corbyns-far-left-labour-party-wont-back-govt-ban-hezbollah-terror-group/

The Jeremy Corbyn-led Labour Party will not insist that their MPs vote to back a ban of the Islamist terror group Hezbollah in its entirety.

>On Monday, Home Secretary Sajid Javid announced that his Conservative government would introduce a blanket ban on the Iran-backed Islamist group known for its Holocaust denial, support for anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, and which calls for Israel’s destruction.

>Hitherto, just the so-called “armed wing” of Hezbollah was banned in the UK, the legal loophole allowing supporters to wave the terror group’s flag at London’s annual Al Quds Day March whilst claiming to be only expressing support for its “political wing.”

>The decision was made after British authorities said that they could no longer tell the difference between the armed and political wings — however, Hezbollah admitted that it does not make that distinction itself, with the group’s international relations official Ammar Moussawi saying in 2013, “Everyone knows that Hezbollah’s political and military wings are one and the same.”

Lads… I actually support this. Good man. Lads fighting for secular arab socialist regimes against jihadists I have no problem with.


32c350  No.376612

>>376609

quiet you, you're dead now


574ea3  No.376613

File: a19d6de7cd04388⋯.png (10.38 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 1551043893144.png)

>>376610

K smurfboi


31a023  No.376614

>>376609

are you depressed lass?


c81f76  No.376615

File: 0f7d3c2f8d1c431⋯.png (8.43 KB, 472x408, 59:51, dorsepepeback.png)

>>376613

*rapes you*


31a023  No.376616

>>376597

>Alright, went for my first properly long drive and hung out with a fren I've not seen in a long time which was great… had to drive home in the dark too which was stressful as it was only just coming to the end of rush hour when I set off.. Had a funny tummy all day too which was very unpleasant, I even put a spare pair of underwear in a plastic bag in the boot of my car juuuuuust incase…

Oh dear. Ah it sucks driving in busy traffic especially on narrow country roads smh


574ea3  No.376617

>>376614

I like to imagine being dead when I am at work and when I am hope after the commute I am happy to be alive.

>>376615

Oh dear.


32c350  No.376618

>>376615

gud lid


3a6ea6  No.376619

File: f38f9f3fd2946d6⋯.jpg (720.7 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, 229076.jpg)

if thgere is a god

he'll have to beg for my forgiveness


31a023  No.376620

>>376619

keeeek i like this post lad


c81f76  No.376621

File: 39ef87f554546f3⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1069x814, 1069:814, same rules apply.png)

>>376617

>Oh dear.


32c350  No.376622

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sadbins.png)

File: a786c201641191e⋯.png (18.67 KB, 300x100, 3:1, dorshit.png)

me and Dorshie are ill, and we must have sympathy to help us get better


31a023  No.376623

File: ee1ed9f9e785a8e⋯.png (564.39 KB, 920x950, 92:95, ClipboardImage.png)

and my smaller chassis bound sons forgiveness too


2d9342  No.376624

>>376597

>I even put a spare pair of underwear in a plastic bag in the boot of my car juuuuuust incase…

keek

>drive

ahhh all the britbois are growing up

>>376606

wait a minute that nose

>>376619

keek


2d9342  No.376625

>>376623

is there an even bigger robot that the one he controls there controls?


32c350  No.376626

File: 7f0107740c074d6⋯.png (40.37 KB, 849x1032, 283:344, BECOMEwhoyouare.png)

>>376624

how can i become who i am if i am poorly?


3a6ea6  No.376627

File: a905cce1ac35e4f⋯.jpg (831.23 KB, 3000x1463, 3000:1463, 6431613.jpg)

>>376623

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING


032995  No.376628

File: dc08a14247be7e6⋯.png (23.85 KB, 572x434, 286:217, trench.png)

>westie trying to summon neo with awful 40k posts

it's not worth it lad

>>376606

save the monstrosities by donating to the charity doogler foundation


3a6ea6  No.376629

File: 9397994a36b1f1f⋯.png (536.16 KB, 500x584, 125:146, dfc28855c2ebcc0ebf57aea094….png)

>>376620

>>376624

and thanks lads


668e07  No.376630

>>376622

so am i smh

the panzie is ignored yet again

>>376624

going to be buying my dream truck soon if all goes well tbh


3a6ea6  No.376631

File: 279bb1fbef48ba3⋯.jpg (213.64 KB, 1447x1023, 1447:1023, 1551275370437.jpg)

>>376628

>westie trying to summon neo with awful 40k posts


32c350  No.376632

File: 224739e881601d3⋯.jpg (69.13 KB, 1080x844, 270:211, 224739e881601d30d57b2d94f6….jpg)

>>376630

>tfw ill

Panzie, Dorshie and me are all poorly lads


032995  No.376633

I had some bad poos today as well so I am part of the ill club

also I have to get vaccinated tomorrow smh


3a6ea6  No.376634

File: 7e0f611732464d5⋯.jpg (2.53 MB, 4500x3005, 900:601, 1551187430328.jpg)


574ea3  No.376635

File: e438966688f964a⋯.png (148.8 KB, 572x368, 143:92, ClipboardImage.png)

Here is the 3D Model GNOMED I mentioned yesterday


2d9342  No.376636

>>376627

keeeeek

>>376631

cute


31a023  No.376637

>>376628

i used the ultimate breitbart posting as well


2d9342  No.376638

>>376630

Truck?

>>376626

By beeing yourself you can become who you are


668e07  No.376639

>>376638

A truck or lorry is a motor vehicle designed to transport cargo. Trucks vary greatly in size, power, and configuration; smaller varieties may be mechanically similar to some automobiles. Commercial trucks can be very large and powerful, and may be configured to mount specialized equipment, such as in the case of fire trucks, concrete mixers, and suction excavators.

Modern trucks are largely powered by diesel engines, although small to medium size trucks with gasoline engines exist in the US, Canada, and Mexico. In the European Union, vehicles with a gross combination mass of up to 3.5 t (7,700 lb) are known as light commercial vehicles, and those over as large goods vehicles.


32c350  No.376640

File: 8d4c316e83a4c3d⋯.png (72.49 KB, 850x639, 850:639, 8d4c316e83a4c3d24d65788f98….png)

>>376638

>By beeing yourself you can become who you are

i'm ill plz halp


c81f76  No.376641

>>376632

do you think some of kays fluids could be used as cough medicine?


668e07  No.376642

The Poster Formerly Known As Bins use my flag


574ea3  No.376643

File: 1c8aedc2a40167f⋯.jpg (55.44 KB, 870x870, 1:1, 1481370081022.jpg)


032995  No.376644

*does a really nasty fart

chicken and chorizo lads


c81f76  No.376645

>>376643

do you give it to the prince? can you lactate?


574ea3  No.376646

>>376645

The prince can have whatever he wants of me.


c81f76  No.376647

>>376644

hate people that fart tbh

FUCK YOU


32c350  No.376648

>>376641

>do you think some of kays fluids could be used as cough medicine?

no, i think she'd only make everything worse


574ea3  No.376649

File: 7228d544f6ad7cc⋯.png (142.04 KB, 585x665, 117:133, bd551a95f9954d7f2196b8fe76….png)


c81f76  No.376650

File: 5e048556a65439e⋯.jpg (63.29 KB, 526x400, 263:200, devilpepe.jpg)


2d9342  No.376651

>>376639

So which one will you be getting?

Can American truck cars even fit on little Anglo roads? smh

>>376640

*holds your lid while you puke into the loo*


c81f76  No.376652

>>376648

its probably like acid tbh


32c350  No.376653

>>376652

>its probably like acid tbh

yeah, nasty evil stuff


574ea3  No.376654

File: 1286de3d7f92cef⋯.png (155.99 KB, 276x282, 46:47, kay like gollum almost.png)


032995  No.376655

File: 232e69ad6aa362b⋯.png (159.85 KB, 480x488, 60:61, dogmutant.png)

>>376649

>when I lived in france and had two BIG dogs and got them to sleep on the bed covers with me and I woke up at 2am and had to open the windows and door because of the massive amounts of gas they had produced nearly suffocating us all


c81f76  No.376656

>>376653

imagine putting your dick in it but it gradually dissolves your dick off lol


c81f76  No.376657

>>376655

you disgust me


3a6ea6  No.376658

File: 9d0ea6cdfdac096⋯.png (316.94 KB, 472x560, 59:70, 1551254578806.png)

>>376656

hm, for a moment there that sounded exciting, but then I realised that it would actually be awful


574ea3  No.376659

File: 2d6c9fee30d78aa⋯.jpg (215.93 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ziggy sleeping.jpg)

>>376655

>he blames the dogs


2d9342  No.376660

>>376658

Look at them big eyebrows


7aee83  No.376661

shucky shucky shucky shucky


31a023  No.376662

File: 5f1ce8b0bc97498⋯.png (619.03 KB, 640x775, 128:155, ClipboardImage.png)

why does kay like low t boys who like jigsaws lads? i thought women liked chads


7aee83  No.376663

>>376660

Powerful.


32c350  No.376664

File: 424ff2851dddc76⋯.jpg (93.75 KB, 1200x997, 1200:997, 424ff2851dddc76aeffd755840….jpg)

I need sympathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

and so does lovely poor old Dorshie and Panzie too


3a6ea6  No.376665

File: ee5eae8bdf5d2e4⋯.jpg (491.63 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1550702060444.jpg)

>women get to pretend they're snails by dragging their fanny across the floor after being cummed inside

really no fair

>>376660

like me, yea


31a023  No.376666

>>376658

>>376663

>>376660

I love big expressive eyebrows. Cute.


574ea3  No.376667

>>376662

He's not Low T! I don't like chads anyway. They are boring and he does like more things than Jigsaws.


c81f76  No.376668

>>376664

its ok lad… i can do this alone!

>>376662

because she's mentally ill


31a023  No.376669

File: 969543cf060221a⋯.png (231.13 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


3a6ea6  No.376670

File: 0a04b60a740e315⋯.jpg (55.98 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1548880442600.jpg)

>>376664

I'm sorry lad

here's your sympathy


032995  No.376671

>>376659

to be fair they got a lot of scraps and my mother is perhaps worse than kay at cooking because she tried to do french stuff, like tarteflette which I think I have talked about before, literally just slices of potato and shitloads of cheese.


2d9342  No.376672

File: b0deda8e2576bef⋯.png (488.6 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

life comes at you fast


c81f76  No.376673

>>376667

real chads[like me] arent boring


32c350  No.376674

File: de328cc2df659fa⋯.png (102.3 KB, 363x296, 363:296, de328cc2df659fa9b06a6bc7f5….png)

>>376670

thanks. i feel really really bad


c81f76  No.376675

>>376674

just realise that in a few days, it will have all gone and you will be better


032995  No.376676

File: fa67beedf7cbf20⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1407x469, 3:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: dec0428c2807fd6⋯.png (49.9 KB, 2183x930, 2183:930, 22st (you)stealer.png)

ah I get it now


3a6ea6  No.376677

File: ea5b9ab0543fe30⋯.png (70.08 KB, 296x282, 148:141, 1549280023448.png)

>>376674

there there


3a6ea6  No.376678

File: f2bf8acd181cf17⋯.jpg (30.97 KB, 567x589, 567:589, 1549330175468.jpg)


668e07  No.376679

>>376651

keek lad it's just a toyota hilux pickup

>>376676

i love the lew in that tbh he looks so pained


574ea3  No.376680

>>376674

What's wrong?


3a6ea6  No.376681

File: 4c06f3448005ae0⋯.gif (2.9 MB, 158x168, 79:84, 1549666908738.gif)

>>376674

look at this


032995  No.376682

File: 5a61694b5bfb6e1⋯.png (1.14 MB, 784x1000, 98:125, ClipboardImage.png)

KEEEK

>>376679

like a (you)less child in africa


3a6ea6  No.376683

File: b93ec137ebb2def⋯.jpg (99.7 KB, 1009x1024, 1009:1024, 828648.jpg)

left testicle has been stinging for 24hrs now

dunno if I should do something about it


2d9342  No.376684

File: 43c0a37a6b7510d⋯.png (535.59 KB, 1200x997, 1200:997, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376664

I'm not good at that shit, dude. I care about you.


32c350  No.376685

>>376684

thanks, your OC always makes me feel better

I'm still ill though


2d9342  No.376686

>>376685

nobody likes a whiny wanker


032995  No.376687

File: e9cf055fc8c87da⋯.png (1.25 MB, 813x1050, 271:350, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 11eb4ecfbef0429⋯.png (470.41 KB, 500x913, 500:913, megakeek.png)


32c350  No.376688


574ea3  No.376689

File: 06901a3f89557f1⋯.jpg (114.01 KB, 1785x898, 1785:898, 1531433467689.jpg)

Nigh nigh


c81f76  No.376690

>>376686

tbh

wish he would shut the fuck up


32c350  No.376691

>>376686

>nobody likes a whiny wanker

this is the kind of thing I bet your evil mother says


c81f76  No.376692

>>376689

night sweetie

*kisses you on the cheek and tucks you in*


7aee83  No.376693

Images are taking a minute to load. Do you think those Resetera tards are trying to DDOS us? lol.


032995  No.376694

>>376689

na na curleh

when are the rare curleys coming out is what I want to know


3a6ea6  No.376695

File: 30ffad2e26b9afd⋯.png (291.27 KB, 425x375, 17:15, 536858638.png)

>>376693

are they even capable of such a thing?


2d9342  No.376696

>>376691

Keek.It's not like we can do anything for you, lad. It's going to be okay.

>>376676

You're such a boomer


32c350  No.376697

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, c556b5c2655f5e75acbabe2699….png)

I'm iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll


032995  No.376698

File: 4e8af18e9a28723⋯.png (1.01 MB, 822x1050, 137:175, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7b7425f6023627e⋯.png (119.27 KB, 255x400, 51:80, megakeek3.png)

it keeps getting better


c81f76  No.376699

>>376697

i'll make you even more ill if you dont shut it boy


3a6ea6  No.376700

File: b82b02937c389e8⋯.jpg (90.92 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1549396195261.jpg)

>>376697

*looks after you*


7aee83  No.376701

>>376695

Wouldn't put it past a measly handful to try.


32c350  No.376702

>>376699

no you won't

>>376700

thanks lad, you're nice


3a6ea6  No.376703

File: ab3a1c3f8507f82⋯.jpg (81.31 KB, 908x641, 908:641, 1549225021072.jpg)

>>376701

I thought they were all reddit tier fags, no? somehow I think folk like that are utterly hopeless at fucking around on the internet etc

>>376702

you're very welcome lad

although you are misgendering me


c81f76  No.376704

File: c7cad8b16cddee0⋯.jpg (902.36 KB, 2639x3600, 2639:3600, 1550006579383.jpg)

>>376702

yes i will

dont make me spank you B


032995  No.376705

File: eaec1524ab44b49⋯.png (15.66 KB, 604x608, 151:152, pointer5.png)

>thanks lad, you're nice

<although you are misgendering me

THIS IS A NO GAYISM ZONE YOU ARE A LAD DO NOT DO TRANNYISM


668e07  No.376706

>>376683

do they have doctors in scotland lad?


32c350  No.376707

File: 5c9ac22b97ded6b⋯.jpg (25.88 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 37595f7675fd61d7f40c6f3b42….jpg)

>>376703

>although you are misgendering me

you mean you're a gril?


2d9342  No.376708

>>376697

show us where you hurt


32c350  No.376709

File: 9ac349132cc00b8⋯.jpg (52.96 KB, 1024x466, 512:233, 9ac349132cc00b89bbfafd62f1….jpg)

*hits 22st in the face really hard*


d16498  No.376710

bad day and sad

>>376489

keeeek

>>376506

oh man I saw this fucking HOT AS SHIT spicc today, at least I think she was a spicc. BIG, prime knockers, fucking dairy queen. she was so thicc, bright yellow shirt and tight jeans making her look so juicy and delicious. mouth was watering

and then there was this petite white chick that noticed me looking at her (I wasn't really checking her out 'cause she wasn't that attractive, there just wasn't anything else to look at, but she thought I was). so then she was fixing her hair with her phone reflection and shit, like, cmon you're not even that hot ffs

and the poo girl was looking cute today, she definitely has small feet. I should talk to her honestly, she'd be easy and I'm really miserable and want cuddles

>>376568

smh lad I thought you were coming around

>>376574

>spic will defend this

I have none of those things, most people don't. you'd have to be a disgusting person to get that shit

>>376633

>also I have to get vaccinated tomorrow smh

you're autistic enough as is

>>376683

try air humping to make them swing for like 30 seconds, that works for me. 'untangles the tubes'

although 'stinging' is not the right word, I've had a 'dull ache' before. stinging sounds bad, possibly related to your hair loss estrogen shit


2d9342  No.376711

>>376707

nah he's just pretending to be a fag to make Wessex SEETHE


32c350  No.376712

>>376711

>make Wessex SEE THE

see the what?


c81f76  No.376713

File: 24ff0b989538102⋯.jpg (320.26 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, 1550008602285.jpg)

could you imagine being a naughty boy and she catches you and puts you over her knee and spanks you as punishment haha


2d9342  No.376714

File: 122ed72067b02f3⋯.png (539.54 KB, 717x666, 239:222, ClipboardImage.png)

See this? It means don't talk to me


2d9342  No.376715

>>376712

like make him boil with anger

>>376709

Your fist hurts? But now my face hurts too smh


d16498  No.376716

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>376713

bit gay lad

>liking that is normal

>liking this isn't

wew


32c350  No.376717

File: 8255dc3b84d258a⋯.png (22.98 KB, 568x452, 142:113, 8255dc3b84d258aa02e15cc4b7….png)

>>376715

*shoots 22st in the head*


dd8914  No.376718

File: fe058acd2a75e31⋯.jpg (165.97 KB, 885x1107, 295:369, 2.jpg)

she stepped in some yogurt smh


3a6ea6  No.376719

File: 5a3ba3d8fa2065c⋯.jpg (98.29 KB, 945x552, 315:184, 9fec5aea0b7ddcdd925d8a09a0….jpg)

>>376705

I'm sorry this will be my last gay post I swear

>>376706

We have shamans up here

I don't like doctors

>>376707

Yeah I'm a girl(male)

>>376710

Ah yeah, the ache I get too, but that comes and goes

idk if it's related to finasteride, I've been on that stuff for over a year now and had no issues

I-I'll think about the air humping thing. Thanks lad


7aee83  No.376720

>>376713

Ave yer got a girlfriend yet, lad?


2d9342  No.376721

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>376717

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK


d16498  No.376722

>>376719

>Yeah I'm a girl(male)

noooooooooooooooooooooo dude, you said you would turn it around. the fina is destroying you

>I-I'll think about the air humping thing. Thanks lad

there's nothing to think about, just do it and see if it helps

last job I had occasionally I'd get a ball ache, I'd go to the bathroom, make sure nobody's in there, and air hump until it got better. whenever anybody came in I'd just start washing my hands like I was just finishing up. was paranoid about somebody seeing and thinking like, 'bruh what the actual fuck are you doing man?'


668e07  No.376723

File: 65049e4a41894ea⋯.jpg (32.78 KB, 328x328, 1:1, tumblr_inline_opim4c2ub01u….jpg)

>>376687

>humble


c81f76  No.376724

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)

>>376720

not yet

maybe on friday i'll see a lass at the pub


c81f76  No.376725

anyone else get put off by female singers who are toooo good?


2d9342  No.376726

>>376725

too good?


7aee83  No.376727

>>376725

Don't really like singing. It gets in the way of the instruments.


668e07  No.376728

>>376714

>22st is now a transhumanist cyborg techpriest

22st is no longer my friend.


c81f76  No.376729

>>376726

yes

>>376727

cringe and unbased


2d9342  No.376730

>>376728

I thought I'd use it to listen to music, but it is shite

>>376729

What does too good mean?


32c350  No.376731

File: 8eac758c15ce975⋯.png (6.53 KB, 750x408, 125:68, a8bd6eecceb019334b41c3097d….png)

>>376721

>DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

just kidding, i didn't really shooty you


3a6ea6  No.376732

File: 0a698b182884bb4⋯.jpg (139.27 KB, 900x1280, 45:64, f61aa430857a3539f11501f4d0….jpg)

>>376721

yooooo

he straight up shot him 3 times in the head

aint that dude who got shot a main character too?

>>376722

>noooooooooooooooooooooo dude,

I'm screwed lad, it's all down hill from here. I can't fight it anymore smh

no plans on getting the lop though at least

>just do it and see if it helps

but it sounds awkward aaaaa

I'm glad you never got caught doing that at your work, that would have been awful smh

I wonder if it would have landed you on a sex offenders register too


c81f76  No.376733

>>376730

idk, just a really good singer


2d9342  No.376734

>>376731

phew

>>376732

>aint that dude who got shot a main character too?

Yeah. People die in Jojo. He survived though

>>376733

I don't get it, seems a bit retarded to me


c81f76  No.376735

File: df1a55df0706c80⋯.jpg (124.53 KB, 866x900, 433:450, 1548798079477.jpg)

>>376734

you are retard


668e07  No.376736

File: 16caadafece0bdd⋯.gif (1.56 MB, 420x360, 7:6, 16caadafece0bdde549683104c….gif)

>>376730

you don't already have a stereo in the van or headphones or somethin>?

>>376732

lad…you're a man and what, like 27-28? just embrace manhood smh


2d9342  No.376737

>>376736

You think the bosspeople would actually waste money on radios for workers?


d16498  No.376738

>>376732

>I'm screwed lad, it's all down hill from here. I can't fight it anymore smh

doesn't make any sense. don't see what your plans are tbh, become a hon and get buggered by fags? or become a lesbian dickgirl and shag mentally ill tumblr thots? seriously dude what the fuck


668e07  No.376739

>>376737

well don't the vans come with a stereo as standard? i wouldve thought so smh

but even so you must have earphones and your phone right


668e07  No.376740

File: 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, awkward_pepe2.png)

i thought my boy was going to join special forces

it's not too late for that, lad, but it's definitely too late to become a tr*p


2d9342  No.376741

>>376739

yeah but there was an update on radio the last year so now no channels are on the old radios. And no I don't have earphones. When I had a long route I listened to music on headphones though


2d9342  No.376742

>>376740

>reasoning with the irrational


668e07  No.376743

>>376742

i can't help but care about 'im


032995  No.376744

had to filter the jock

I take it the totally not a cult gayist group is pushing him toward trannyism of one type or another

>>376723

delusion seems to be a common yankish ailment, case in point, our resident 56%


3a6ea6  No.376745

File: f866eaf6e394c6c⋯.jpg (26.56 KB, 640x629, 640:629, 1549179557764.jpg)

>>376734

but he got shot 3 times in the head?

how does he survive?

>>376736

I've never felt like a man tbh, no matter what I try or do

Also even now I can pull off the andro look and I look younger than my age

>>376738

I hate myself, my body, my voice and it feels like there's poison running through me(testosterone). It's hell

>or become a lesbian dickgirl and shag mentally ill tumblr thots? seriously dude what the fuck

Yea a few years of that and then becoming a part of the 41%

>>376740

I got asked why I didn't join the special forces, I was thinking of joining the French Foreign legion, but that just feels like more repression

>>376744

none of them are actually


032995  No.376746

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH /AREARYAN/


c81f76  No.376747

File: 17d0998d157233b⋯.gif (43.1 KB, 250x243, 250:243, 6a00d83451b31c69e2012876b2….gif)


032995  No.376748

File: 281d1f1cd4e6eac⋯.png (622.43 KB, 667x500, 667:500, trannyjak.png)

File: fac42568fe7e54e⋯.png (1.57 MB, 3640x2140, 182:107, trannies.png)

D E L U S I O N A L


2d9342  No.376749

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>376745

how does he survive?

his stand controls bullets


31a023  No.376750

>>376745

you look like a man keek you have a beard


3a6ea6  No.376751

File: e3de08b757d20a0⋯.jpg (82.29 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1548866168419.jpg)

>>376748

tbh

>>376749

how are they not aware of this?

also the bullets still went through his head

>>376750

I've been shaving every day for a long time


4b4b25  No.376752

File: ba7afbcbf0cb763⋯.jpg (11.43 KB, 182x268, 91:134, atillabatlleangel.jpg)


2d9342  No.376753

>>376751

They just scratched his skin smh. And they keep their stand powers secret or everyone would figure out how to kill them smh


2d9342  No.376754

>>376752

Lad there is no good quality out yet, and I want to watch it but I have work in an hour smh


032995  No.376755

>>376754

The Poster Formerly Known As Bins never puts films on at a good time

let's wait for you to do all the work and get an HQ one


2d9342  No.376756

>>376755

sadly we'll probably have to wait for it to get out on bluray smh


668e07  No.376757

>>376752

lad it's already quarter past 9

>>376755

this tbh


668e07  No.376758

>>376756

or i could watch it at the cinema and tell you all the story, it'd be just as good i promise


2d9342  No.376759

>>376758

what kind of losers goes to the cinema? oh


c81f76  No.376760

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)


2d9342  No.376761

>>376760

Not you too, lad…


3a6ea6  No.376762

File: 6f97bb386908ffe⋯.jpg (121.44 KB, 966x1200, 161:200, 1549530627861.jpg)

dw I disgust myself


2d9342  No.376763

>>376762

apparently enough ya FREAK big FREAKY BOY


c81f76  No.376764

File: fcf30d95167d6b2⋯.jpg (132.77 KB, 715x571, 715:571, escape lane.jpg)

>>376762

fuck you

doesnt it even spur you on to change? kill yourself


4b4b25  No.376765

File: 609dfbdb20f9240⋯.png (2.45 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1c1ec28d84e8975221a54782e8….png)

>>376754

>>376755

>>376757

okay, okay we'll watch this another time when there is a better quality version available

I just want to watch a film because I'm ill


032995  No.376766

>>376765

watch that one gook cartoon about blood cells killing viruses

I never watched it tbh I read the manga without knowing it was getting animated


2d9342  No.376767

>>376765

aww poor lad. Wish I could stay at home watching something good with my The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman


4b4b25  No.376768

>>376766

never hard of it tbh


3a6ea6  No.376769

File: 36c8053ed768a3d⋯.png (705.14 KB, 702x1024, 351:512, 137737137.png)

>>376763

Thank you

>>376764

>kill yourself

dw I'm sure that'll happen after a year or two on HRT and I look into the mirror and hate myself even more


2d9342  No.376770

>>376769

there was a hidden "not" in there somewhere smh


032995  No.376771

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>376768

think westie had a gay fixation on the main male character so he probably knows what it's called


4b4b25  No.376772

File: 2e1488a639a1e17⋯.jpg (726.08 KB, 833x1250, 833:1250, time bandits.jpg)


032995  No.376773

>>376772

FFS lad that actually looks decent but you're putting it on at the end of the night

films are for 8pm


4b4b25  No.376774

>>376771

looks bloody weird to me


31a023  No.376775

never even seen that anime

why does wessex spend all his day thinking about gays tbh? take a chill pill


4b4b25  No.376776

>>376773

>looks decent

are you telling me you've never seen Time Bandits before??? It's fucking legendary


4b4b25  No.376777

File: 26708d88c888172⋯.png (46.7 KB, 464x352, 29:22, spurdoconcern.png)

>>376775

>why does wessex spend all his day thinking about gays tbh?

what are you implying by this lad?


032995  No.376778

File: 8ecf99b20554479⋯.png (64.69 KB, 216x282, 36:47, asirpa41.png)

>376775

who did post about it then? could have sworn it was you

maybe the jock

I guess it doesn't matter, I got my cheap (you)


032995  No.376779

File: 75a956424b0e714⋯.png (42.85 KB, 1543x814, 1543:814, 22st wessexwagie reverse.png)

>>376777

I am NOT GAY


4b4b25  No.376780

File: f85954d83921463⋯.png (104.64 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)

>Wessex and Westie refusing to give each other (You)s but still talking to each other

You two are peas in a pod. Maybe you were gay lovers in a past life or something


3a6ea6  No.376781

File: db15ef7a7aeb158⋯.png (392.91 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 137373.png)

>>376778

It wasn't me

I don't even watch anime


032995  No.376782

File: 7b80c7391d505b6⋯.png (99.29 KB, 1000x1700, 10:17, 22st NA grods.png)

>>376780

I probably wouldn't mind him in person, he was normal when I saw him

but his posting style is uncomfortable for me and makes me lash out


4b4b25  No.376783

File: f29bb1d2ae621eb⋯.png (249.08 KB, 708x480, 59:40, f29bb1d2ae621eb387df5fc7a2….png)

>Will anyone join me for a film, or is everyone going to complain at 1) my film chioce and 2) my time choice?

ffs lads, I just want a bit of company while I feel like i'm dying, is that too much to ask?


032995  No.376784

the digital equivalent of the richard spencer voice where you're never quite sure he is actually a flaming homosexual or a far too sheltered posho


e1c84f  No.376785

>>376780

keek I know right


032995  No.376786

File: 334e406b449c2cf⋯.png (687.57 KB, 607x816, 607:816, dickieboy7.png)


668e07  No.376787

>>376783

it's too late lad smh

>>376784

keeeeeek

i was going to say you'd probably think that of me but our voices are pretty similar tbh


032995  No.376788

>>376787

I remember

should do more video games some time

still haven't downloaded the boats game tbh


4b4b25  No.376789

File: 493c81e94f78f5b⋯.png (68.99 KB, 595x447, 595:447, c546f0a01b7a9d72018240c669….png)

>>376782

>is posting style is uncomfortable for me and makes me lash out

implying westie's posting is the only thing that makes you lash out…


d16498  No.376790

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>376745

>>376762

>>376769

but why tho? you know it's a bad thing

I don't even have a comment, just quit fina and whatever the fuck else

go on anabolicmen.com to read up methods to max your testosterone. lift weights, eat healthy, sleep well, stop masturbating, get a haircut. fix your life up and then get a gf


d16498  No.376791

>>376790

the thicc spicc I saw today looked just like that one, doppelganger. SOOOO fucking hot


668e07  No.376792

>>376788

tbh

i think you'd like it, it tows the line between action game for tards and intellectual strategy game for autists such as ourselves

get to it lad, also nice dubs

>>376790

tbh, but don't tell him to do it all at once. he needs to take it step by step, i don't think there's any easy cure, but there is a cure.


032995  No.376793

File: 39ec272a5a3445b⋯.png (156.07 KB, 360x359, 360:359, autismpepe.png)

I told the autist I couldn't play bordermemes tonight because I was going to bed earlier and have to have a vaccination tomorrow and he said I was autistic enough already

I don't trust him, I think he wants the power to himself


032995  No.376794

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>yank subs translate 春秋时期 to Spring and Fall Period


2d9342  No.376795

>>376793

>I don't trust him, I think he wants the power to himself

but everyone gets them, not just autists


4b4b25  No.376796

File: 1ae6dfec9284e60⋯.mp4 (7.2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, clownyboy.mp4)


032995  No.376797

File: 0466b52d52c4268⋯.png (2.09 MB, 1920x898, 960:449, ClipboardImage.png)

FUCKING SPRING AND FALL

WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT IT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD AT ALL AAAAAAAAGH


032995  No.376798

>>376795

I don't

don't remember the last flu or tetanus ones I've had, maybe before i left france

don't want to get this one but it's apparently necessary to survive later on when my health fails even more


2d9342  No.376799

>>376798

Got my last one in middle school, so at 13 or 14


4b4b25  No.376800

Looks like I'm going to watch Highlander on my own


4b4b25  No.376801


2d9342  No.376802


4b4b25  No.376803

File: 575f7e6665da2c2⋯.png (19.94 KB, 710x577, 710:577, 6cb06f53e3d56fca79c824ca60….png)

>>376802

*tickles you*


032995  No.376804

>>376800

>Highland

That's the one where they scream "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE" and lightning comes out of a guy's mouth right

smh lad that's one I wouldn't mind watching, as well


2d9342  No.376805

>>376803

*grabs your throat*


4b4b25  No.376806

>>376805

*stabs you*


668e07  No.376807

night lads


4b4b25  No.376808

File: c5975f4c4961e81⋯.jpg (38.13 KB, 657x527, 657:527, c5975f4c4961e814d8d1e11a92….jpg)

>>376804

yeah that one.


d16498  No.376809


4b4b25  No.376810

>>376807

night lad, hope you feel better in the morning


4b4b25  No.376811

>>376809

hi you

I'm ill smh


668e07  No.376812

>>376810

you too lad xoxo


032995  No.376813


4b4b25  No.376814

File: 8c9525f8bdaa2f0⋯.jpg (21.08 KB, 720x364, 180:91, 8c9525f8bdaa2f0ad2868f5fe1….jpg)

>>376812

thanks x


07151b  No.376815

>>376478

I live in England lad, not Africa. They were just narrow and busy

>>376480

Fucking shropshire


4b4b25  No.376816

File: da8114b9afa22a8⋯.png (4.82 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 31f034be70ebbd66defe4c9d46….png)

*kicks 22st in the balls*


2d9342  No.376817

>>376816

Bit hard to pretend to be dead when you do that, lad. smh

Work time now. later lids


acaf8a  No.376818

>>376807

nahnih panzeh al see yew int mornin


31a023  No.376819

>>376818

yorkshireperium tbh


4b4b25  No.376820

>>376817

>Work time now. later lids

ha


032995  No.376821

>>376817

wage safe


4b4b25  No.376822


032995  No.376823

File: 5f834659ec48121⋯.png (3.28 MB, 945x1529, 945:1529, ClipboardImage.png)

>dog died and I didn't know at the time because fucking GoyMail got an update and doesn't load the unanswered emails on opening the browser any more so I thought I just had no new mail for a week


21b74a  No.376824

File: d719a036e0ccfd7⋯.mp4 (6.78 MB, 640x360, 16:9, welsh dogger.mp4)

>>376823

Rest in peace, doggo


4b4b25  No.376825

File: efd82ba04bdce8a⋯.jpg (52.34 KB, 768x768, 1:1, unwell.jpg)

>tfw ill


e63631  No.376826

>>376811

hello, ill The Poster Formerly Known As Bins


4b4b25  No.376827

>>376826

yeah, i'm not feeling well at all

I might make myself some ice cream tomorrow if I carry on feeling as bad as this smh


032995  No.376828

File: 54920357766bf76⋯.jpg (1.41 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, ehq5.jpg)

stop fucking changing ID spic it's really annoying

>>376824

15 years of scraps and being around a screaming harridan and a bunch of annoying children, running from chickens and going for little walks

I think he enjoyed most of it though

I want to get a dog but most places especially the tiny shitholes I might have to move in to don't allow pets


032995  No.376829

File: 98e838e824d3e02⋯.png (17.07 KB, 645x773, 645:773, crywoj3.png)

File: 6d0f20434230ff0⋯.jpg (131.6 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, Dog1.jpg)

>Over the last few days Dog has deteriorated really rapidly, the last walk we went on on Monday, he had to walk between Stepdad and I as he couldn't keep up any other way.

>Yesterday he had to be carried in from the garden, and today he's been very listless and just laid out in the rug.

>He's taken himself off to his favourite spot under the pine trees tonight and found a cosy, soft pine needle covered hollow where he snuggled down and is just sleeping gently, not wanting to get up.

>I think this is the end. I visited the vet earlier as he wasn't able to move, and she gave us a cortisone injection for Dog which Sister gave him to ease any inflammation. Once he could move a little, he just took himself off to the trees. We spent an hour or so looking for him with torches before we found him, but he's showing no signs of getting up again.

>He is happy and cosy, and sleepy… And a very old dog at 15.. 105 in human terms.


31a023  No.376830

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


032995  No.376831

File: 26192aad17c2979⋯.png (49.59 KB, 356x312, 89:78, sadbed.png)

Goodnight lads

Just going to close my eyes for a bit, to stop the leaking


31a023  No.376832

>>376831

goodnight lad hes in doggo heaven now


07151b  No.376833

>>376829

Damn lad, big F from me. At least he had a good death, chose a good spot and got himself comfy. Not even humans tend to die this well


c81f76  No.376834

>>376829

he's in doggy heaven now lad..


a2949d  No.376835

>>376829

A few days before my dog died she went on a fairly long walk almost as if she was pushing herself to do it. She was later in too much pain and couldn't really walk so we took her to an RSPCA hospital that was open in the middle of the night were we had here put down, was with her till the end, but it was sad.


ea3b51  No.376836

my favourite planet of the apes film is the 2001 Mark Wahlberg one


4b4b25  No.376837

File: 0bdfeec75bceb3b⋯.png (43.82 KB, 658x901, 658:901, 24594800efbb1034c8df0e8c8e….png)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh make it stop!!!

>I'm ill lads


21b74a  No.376838

File: 1a93916e3096dd0⋯.jpg (90.07 KB, 600x625, 24:25, otter dislikes watermelon.jpg)

STOP reminding me that dogs die


ea3b51  No.376839

File: 06ca82aa9d9ddd5⋯.jpg (76.49 KB, 550x596, 275:298, Ballons 1 - Get Well.jpg)


31a023  No.376840

>>376839

wholesome


e63631  No.376841

>>376837

drink some bone broth


31a023  No.376842

File: 118bc55fc7197c2⋯.png (253.6 KB, 320x783, 320:783, 118bc55fc7197c2ed5231d2f2a….png)


31a023  No.376843

File: 7d9ac5502bf2342⋯.png (503.83 KB, 800x420, 40:21, ClipboardImage.png)

goodlad spig


4b4b25  No.376844

>>376839

ty lad, just trying not to die here…


e63631  No.376845

salad and burgers


e63631  No.376846

bacon and no pickles this time, she read my mind


7aee83  No.376847

File: 4416c6047536fbe⋯.jpg (116.64 KB, 471x498, 157:166, si.jpg)

I think the cycle is ending, ladders.


4b4b25  No.376848

>>376847

how you mean lad?


7aee83  No.376849

>>376848

Dunno yet, but we'll see. The energies are winding down.


4b4b25  No.376850

File: c585d511fd37396⋯.jpg (7.89 KB, 273x185, 273:185, timezero.jpg)

>>376849

can you elaborate on your initial intuition?


7aee83  No.376851

>>376850

It's just a thing you feel sometimes. Maybe you have to be a bit psychotic.


4b4b25  No.376852

>>376851

which cycle though?


574ea3  No.376853

>>376828

>>376823

>>376829

What a lovely doggy he was. One which I would remark to my parents or my sister "aww look at that doggy" so he really was quite lovely. Sorry for your loss, Wessie.


4b4b25  No.376854

File: ca07f9d04d08ba5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 863.42 KB, 3264x1840, 204:115, mushroom2.jpg)

>>376853

*sends Kay a mushroom pic*


574ea3  No.376855

File: 6d3da5ca3af4e5d⋯.png (373.57 KB, 957x621, 319:207, ClipboardImage.png)


4b4b25  No.376856

File: 575f7e6665da2c2⋯.png (19.94 KB, 710x577, 710:577, 6cb06f53e3d56fca79c824ca60….png)


e6ef48  No.376857

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574ea3  No.376858

File: 56db633eb89b917⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1085x775, 7:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376857

This is awkward for the staff dancing and I'd also feel awkward watching this.


e6ef48  No.376859

File: 35d55ac9bb373e2⋯.mp4 (3.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, BOOMER_USA.mp4)

>>376858

do you have the webm?


574ea3  No.376860

>>376859

Sadly not. I'll keep an eye out.


e6ef48  No.376861

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>>376860

been hunting recent threads for it, I know there was an associated video


e6ef48  No.376862

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eureka


7aee83  No.376863

File: 5eb569f783a4d15⋯.jpg (84.57 KB, 496x579, 496:579, spone.jpg)


e6ef48  No.376864

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was gonna listen to this album today and my fucking ipod died, pissed me tf off. had to use my phone data to find something to listen to, and then it was all quiet and shit quality

can't stand driving without music. I need to get a car charger for the old apple things, either that or a USB->car adapter


e6ef48  No.376865

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/doomer/


e6ef48  No.376866

File: 55c962fe3f42836⋯.jpg (54.48 KB, 634x515, 634:515, 2.jpg)

it's snowing and the fucking plow drivers are going by. hate those faggots


2d9342  No.376867

>>376829

I'm sorry, lad.


2d9342  No.376868

>>376864

>can't stand driving without music. I need to get a car charger for the old apple things, either that or a USB->car adapter

Kek really? That lad I was training when the van died this December was visibly seething after a day of driving without radio.


2d9342  No.376869

>>376866

I am sure they were kind enough to leave a big ridge of snow in your driveway


e6ef48  No.376870

>>376868

I couldn't stand radio either, trash music. I get one of those casette tape things that connects to a 3.5mm headphone jack, plug that into my ipod classic I bought off for cheap off some nigger on craigslist

>>376869

the bastards always put it all on our side

morning, lad


2d9342  No.376871

File: 8357798b5c2ea8a⋯.png (230.18 KB, 262x527, 262:527, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376870

used to download podcasts tbh. State channels are kind of ok because they don't have ads, but it usually means pozzed hosts.


2d9342  No.376872

File: 704d7c231353dd7⋯.png (141.67 KB, 927x599, 927:599, ClipboardImage.png)


e6ef48  No.376873

hoooooooooooooly fuuuck soooo tired yaawn

gonna snooze g'night


2d9342  No.376874

>>376873

nigh lid


2d9342  No.376875

File: 43d141036989a61⋯.png (802.59 KB, 750x596, 375:298, ClipboardImage.png)


574ea3  No.376876

File: 17eca034417b807⋯.png (34.89 KB, 291x475, 291:475, ClipboardImage.png)

And for my next read I am having William I.


2d9342  No.376877

>>376876

If they go chronologically by rulers, are there some really short books about people who only lived for a few years after becoming king?


510631  No.376878

>>376877

I’m not sure. It’s more like an overview of their life from start to finish. I have only read Aethelstan and Elizabeth II. The matter is still living so her book was really all over the place. More like instances in her life in a scattered order rather than any sense of it being chronological.


510631  No.376879

File: 287d7fbdf6abb4b⋯.jpeg (26.64 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 60831F95-A507-4342-81D7-B….jpeg)

>first train is delayed

>man who is a regular offers me a lift to connecting town with two other regulars

>take it

>offer him a fiver for his kindness

>he won’t take it

>tells me to pass on a good deed instead

OKAY LADS I HAVE ONE CRUSHED KINDER HAPPY HIPPO IN MY BAG. WHO WANTS IT???


6e352e  No.376880

File: 57f4611c6ad6e10⋯.png (41.72 KB, 399x322, 57:46, 1483485925736.png)

>watching x files season 2

>that vampires episode

I'm going to pretend that wasn't cannon.


032995  No.376881

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fresh


7aee83  No.376882

>>376880

I don't know what I saw, Mulder. Maybe I was high on crack.


032995  No.376883

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21b74a  No.376884

File: 6adacffe0d5445e⋯.png (78.36 KB, 418x500, 209:250, pepe lebeouf not a meme an….png)

>>376879

>paying it forward when you could keep it for yourself


bda86e  No.376885

I just wasted all of yesterday by sleeping, fml


21b74a  No.376886

>>376866

*plough


6e352e  No.376887

>>376885

I think I did too. Remember slipping in and out of consciousness this morning then thinking where did Wednesday go I'm sure last night was Tuesday. Wew.


032995  No.376888

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>>376884

several years ago I got conned into paying for a dental appointment, they didn't even do anything but charged me £20. I was at the counter and trying to explain I had no money on me and should be eligible for NHS treatment anyway, but they wouldn't let me leave to either pick up the money or evidence. An old lady paid for me, and said that I should pass on the good deed by donating to a charity.

That haunts me to this day, I intend to fulfill her request eventually but I can't think of any legitimate charity where my money would go straight to where it's needed rather than having 50%+ skimmed off for "administrative costs".


31a023  No.376889

File: f8d487d80e48289⋯.jpg (379.89 KB, 551x698, 551:698, 1551281027188.jpg)

Had a nightmare where I murderedinnocent people to steal their skin lads


bda86e  No.376890

>>376887

i had more of a "fuck i woke up at 1am again" then felt groggy and lethargic for most the day until i just decided to fuck it and sleep till now

I've been wanting to apply myself to my goals lately so I feel guilty for not doing my part every day so I kinda forced myself to do some tasks yesterday, but I should probably learn that I need to know when I'm too fucked for it.


31a023  No.376891

File: 71085b5c13de976⋯.png (660 B, 200x200, 1:1, images.png)


032995  No.376892

File: 834c9b0ac70c02d⋯.png (62.52 KB, 415x126, 415:126, ClipboardImage.png)

ffs

WE


21b74a  No.376893

>>376888

Unironically cool story tbh.

>charity

Poor old dear. I'd say just keep a look out for someone who looks like a good lad in trouble.


7aee83  No.376894

dansin in the moonlite


032995  No.376895

>>376894

it's twenty past ten in the morning


21b74a  No.376896

>>376894

It feels so warm and bright


7aee83  No.376897

File: 32a7463d0bf590a⋯.png (229.46 KB, 644x745, 644:745, 1551349090991.png)


c81f76  No.376898

File: 723fb90355f0143⋯.jpg (340.33 KB, 1672x2533, 1672:2533, 1549928768831.jpg)

>>376892

let me guess

its someone with anglo-saxon ancestry thinking they're german, and someone with scandi ancestry thinking they're a viking, and someone with a bit of norman ancestry thinking they are french?

fuck DNA tests, people don't understand how it works tbh


c81f76  No.376899

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looooool


8b3ff1  No.376900

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)

>>376881

GO AWAY LEW NOBODY WANTS YOUR SHITE

MEMI


8b3ff1  No.376901

File: cb9261bed3f8d33⋯.png (168.01 KB, 220x325, 44:65, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376879

>CRUSHED KINDER HAPPY HIPPO

Never seen one of those. Should make a mukbang video to show us what it is like.

>>376884

Maybe we should watch that paying it forward film?

<

Don't worry it isn't Kevin Spacey, just someone that looks like him.

>>376889

very lewchian

>>376892

>black pharaoh


21b74a  No.376902

File: bd2a1b68c80e09f⋯.jpg (117.72 KB, 620x700, 31:35, thingken bout somalis.jpg)


c81f76  No.376903

>>376900

hello.


8b3ff1  No.376904

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>>376898

Just watch the opening. The goblin actually agrees. keeeek


8b3ff1  No.376905

>>376903

Hello there.


c81f76  No.376906

>>376904

yeah i remember this keek


8b3ff1  No.376907

somebody please use "veritable" in a sentence smh


8b3ff1  No.376908

>>376906

He bullied his naughty boy audience in the comments smh


c81f76  No.376909

>>376907

you just did


8b3ff1  No.376910

File: 99128e0b2fa873f⋯.png (121.56 KB, 550x550, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

*films tv screen*


c81f76  No.376911

>>376910

fucking KEEK


07151b  No.376912

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FRESH StJ


8b3ff1  No.376913

File: 8e7919256f5bbe4⋯.jpg (738.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, goblin shriek.jpg)

>>376909

*ruptures your eardrums*


8b3ff1  No.376914

>>376912

goodlid. those eternal anglos no doubt


c81f76  No.376915

File: f5ea63090839bbd⋯.jpg (121.35 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, matt easton.jpg)

>>376913

The age of the racists is over. The time of the civics has come.


c81f76  No.376916

File: 73a919535776b1d⋯.png (16.63 KB, 639x469, 639:469, 73a919535776b1d3e29291fbfe….png)

>cant order strings because they're just a couple of pence over the limit and I can't order anything if I have less than £10 in my bank account


8b3ff1  No.376917

>>376916

Do you get an allowance?


032995  No.376918

got the prick lads

have to go back every month for like six months now and get another one each time smh

>>376907

It is a veritable truth that the English language is daft.


c81f76  No.376919

>>376917

No

I just get money in cash and never bother to go to the bank to put it in

Might see if mummy can transfer some money from her account into mine and give her cash

>>376918

your autism will grow stronger and strongerer until you become unstoppable


c81f76  No.376920

File: 3bf4f949b8dd6cb⋯.jpg (83.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, uhqd.jpg)


c81f76  No.376921

*sneezes 5 times in a row*


8b3ff1  No.376922

>>376919

Who pays in cash? Do you do illegal stuff?


c81f76  No.376923

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)


bda86e  No.376924

File: 29ed0433578f26e⋯.jpg (177.82 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Jewess 644.jpg)


c81f76  No.376925

File: 929de85d181ba54⋯.jpg (288.78 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1550006325812.jpg)


bda86e  No.376926

File: 92d410c4f8938a2⋯.jpg (88.33 KB, 740x934, 370:467, Jewess 756.jpg)

>>376925

who me?


032995  No.376927

File: 451698468491547⋯.png (4.75 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepeskeleton.png)

>d/l rate hovering around 12 kb/s


c81f76  No.376928

File: 45b97ef618a0b04⋯.webm (1.87 MB, 950x1066, 475:533, 1547820237383.webm)

>>376926

Yes, you!


bda86e  No.376929

File: ab21e0a62ce3d56⋯.jpg (26.41 KB, 564x464, 141:116, Jewess 793.jpg)

>>376928

couldn't be!


8b3ff1  No.376930

File: ccaa80863bf87a4⋯.png (2.18 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ccaa80863bf87a45b83ce9fd08….png)

>>376923

Just getting paid without paying taxes is illegal, m8

>>376927

see if your internet cable is connected, lad


8b3ff1  No.376931

File: f4b4a7e9e33cbab⋯.png (349.15 KB, 532x800, 133:200, ClipboardImage.png)

nice bent dick handle dude


c81f76  No.376932

File: ccc8657bc59fd90⋯.png (1.33 MB, 769x725, 769:725, bilbo.png)

>>376930

Taxation isn't just theft, it's cuckoldry.


8b3ff1  No.376933

File: 26a064a2b03ce5a⋯.png (159.57 KB, 394x295, 394:295, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bdf2a3ba56a8182⋯.png (322.59 KB, 439x640, 439:640, ClipboardImage.png)

blocks your path

>>376932

tbh


8b3ff1  No.376934

File: 0bfb2e80594127d⋯.png (953.84 KB, 536x879, 536:879, ClipboardImage.png)

THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG


07151b  No.376935

>>376914

Bell beaker people apparently


c81f76  No.376936

File: 0a828004a56bf13⋯.jpg (83.83 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, crabtree.jpg)

ahem

FOCK THIRTYTHREE KILOS


c81f76  No.376937

hungry as fuck but dont want to eat anything in the fridge

what do i do?


8b3ff1  No.376938

File: 88f43c9eb010b33⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1024x884, 256:221, ClipboardImage.png)

Torcs looks painful to wear tbh

>>376935

>traces of pottery fragments found stabbed into bone

>>376937

Look in the freezer


032995  No.376939

File: f5c97f2e600029a⋯.png (29 KB, 752x637, 752:637, feudswetefeud.png)

>StJ BTFO'd my druid comment but favourited my content suggestion


8b3ff1  No.376940

>>376939

>druids BTFO

based


8b3ff1  No.376941

File: 8c188a8a56ccfbf⋯.png (724.23 KB, 634x790, 317:395, ClipboardImage.png)

fucking fatties


8b3ff1  No.376942

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FRESH GOBBO


7aee83  No.376943

>>376941

Only fat thing is her legs, which is kind of weird. I think the artist just did his job poorly.


07151b  No.376944

>>376939

He doesn't understand esoteric newbrit lore lad what did you expect smh


8b3ff1  No.376945

>>376943

You have to compare them tbh. You can tell Shirley's thiccer everywhere


8b3ff1  No.376946

druids should have paid him some superchats to sway him


8b3ff1  No.376947

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God Freddy looks disgusting, and the cutting is making me dizzy. Not even CIA could save it


8b3ff1  No.376948

File: 3ff9cb3006bd8d6⋯.png (342.73 KB, 685x322, 685:322, ClipboardImage.png)

>his stache didn't connect so he grew it until it overlapped his beard

:thinking:


c81f76  No.376949

File: 605a7341eeb7250⋯.jpg (227.53 KB, 1000x1133, 1000:1133, architect.jpg)

>>376941

shirley is way better

FUCK stick women, fatten them up i say


8b3ff1  No.376950

File: a149078cb475e0f⋯.png (427.85 KB, 1024x695, 1024:695, ClipboardImage.png)


07151b  No.376951

>>376946

STOP encouraging me


8b3ff1  No.376952

File: ea20d4d88f98316⋯.png (535.15 KB, 1066x467, 1066:467, ClipboardImage.png)

JESUS CHRIST


8b3ff1  No.376953

File: 99998fc7f48dff4⋯.webm (2.75 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, pitbulls vs cat.webm)

@spic


7aee83  No.376954

>>376947

I don't know if the scene is supposed to be awkward, or if the film is just like that.


d0bdc0  No.376955

>>376953

not watching that, I already know that all shitbulls should have needles shoved into their eye sockets and be skinned alive and boiled in vinegar


8b3ff1  No.376956

>>376954

Same. Actors are awkward, but try counting the cuts


8b3ff1  No.376957

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>>376955

It has a happy ending


c81f76  No.376958

*gets a pitbull to piss off spic*


d0bdc0  No.376959

>>376958

*stirs broken glass into ground beef*


7aee83  No.376960

File: a0b54eaf6faee00⋯.jpg (61.84 KB, 600x478, 300:239, 207918_stock-photo-angry-s….jpg)

stop posting nasty videos.


07151b  No.376961

>>376958

What out lad, he might rape you death to show how edgy he is


8b3ff1  No.376962

>>376959

>feeding your pitbull anything but living human babies


8b3ff1  No.376963

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d0bdc0  No.376964

>>376963

saw that one, hero cat chases the d*g away from the lad

btfo's anybody that says cats aren't loving


c81f76  No.376965

>>376961

i'd love to fuck his mother in front of him

he'd just break down and cry, or put his headphones on and pretend to not hear it, knowing im ploughing balls deep into his mother who he hates so much


d0bdc0  No.376966

drinkin' some yerba mate

>>376965

I wouldn't care tbh


c81f76  No.376967

>I wouldn't care tbh

yes, you would

i would endeavor to make you as uncomfortable as possible, perhaps tie you up and force you to watch


8b3ff1  No.376968

>>376964

well I think actual guarding behaviour is kind of rare in both dogs and cats unless you train them for it


f2d947  No.376969

>>376933

thought those big swords were just anime memes


8b3ff1  No.376970

>>376969

yeah, and that is a memi too, no way he can actually use it kek


d0bdc0  No.376971

>>376967

bit gay lad

>>376968

yeah, they can be caring though. one time I was blubbering a bit and my cat heard the tone of distress in my voice and RAN over, purred loudly and rubbed his cheek against my face very firmly, like again and again, he could clearly tell I was unhappy and wanted to cheer me up. it was so sweet


8b3ff1  No.376972

>>376971

yeah same thing with my oldest cat, not the others. It reacts the same way to babies and laughter.


d0bdc0  No.376973

>>376972

my cat doesn't like laughter, it pisses him off. sometimes when he's hyper-affectionate, rubbing my face a lot, it makes me laugh and then he attacks


8b3ff1  No.376974

>>376973

keek. they attack your face? the youngest cats will attack you if you bother their bellies but they are pretty gentle with the face


d0bdc0  No.376975

>>376974

nah he doesn't intentionally attack the face. hands, yes, occasionally feet if he has play aggression

he's just a playful kitty


8b3ff1  No.