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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 3bc6a96f820e753⋯.png (182.49 KB, 834x642, 139:107, ClipboardImage.png)

7a0100  No.379254

Macron Attacks Brexit, Calls for ‘European Federalism’ in Pre-Election War Cry


Globalist French President Emmanuel Macron has made a direct address to the over 500 million people who live in the European Union, calling on them to support his vision of a more centralised and powerful “project” European Union which, he believes, could even entice the United Kingdom into cancelling Brexit.

>The plea to voters to back an enhanced European Union which would take more control over its member nation states comes just months before the continental power bloc holds elections to select Members of the European Parliament for the next five-year term.

>While the European Parliament itself is largely impotent, with the real power to propose and direct legislation given to the unelected European Commission, the vote is being seen as one that will inform the tone and direction of the European Union for the coming years. Given several recent polls and projections that suggest populist parties are likely to surge in the vote, loyal Europhiles including President Macron have made campaigning in the vote a personal interest.

>An English language translation of the letter provided by the President’s Elysee Palace office reveals Macron’s preoccupation with Brexit, which he called a symbol of “the crisis of Europe, which has failed to respond to its peoples’ needs for protection from the major shocks of the modern world… the anger mongers, backed by fake news, promise anything and everything.”

also there was bomb

UK Police Investigate ‘Improvised Explosives’ Found at London Heathrow and City Airports, Waterloo Station


A series of mailed improvised explosive devices have been found at a series of key transport infrastructure sites across London, with transport workers placed on high alert for more.

>Londons Metropolitan Police, who as well as taking responsibility for London policing also lead the UK’s counter-terrorism police force, said they launched an investigation Tuesday after three suspicious packages were discovered. The force said they were treating the packages as linked.

>In an internal message seen by Breitbart London Tuesday, transport workers were warned “padded envelopes… unusual items” had been delivered to several transport operators through the regular Royal Mail post and that one had detonated. Staff, and particularly ones in “major operational buildings” were warned to evacuate in the case of suspicious packages being found.

>Police said one package that had been opened by staff in Hounslow had ignited and burnt the packaging. There have been no injuries.

Elite UK school fees paid via tax haven firms, leak reveals


Charterhouse one of 50 private education providers to have received funds via Baltic bank

>An elite boarding school is one of 50 British education providers to have received fees via tax haven companies that were customers of a now defunct Lithuanian bank, according to data from one of the largest ever banking leaks.

>The disclosures come after ministers specifically warned private schools to undertake better due diligence over the sources of fee payments.

>Charterhouse, in Surrey, describes itself as “one of the great historic schools of England”, espousing “sound Christian values”. Established in 1611 on the site of a monastery, it has educated some of the giants of public life, including the poet Robert Graves, the broadcaster Jonathan Dimbleby, and 200 years before him, the evangelical preacher John Wesley. The foreign secretary, Jeremy Hunt, is a former head boy.

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03263d  No.379258

File: 3772addf407a27f⋯.jpg (91.65 KB, 340x425, 4:5, 774.jpg)

gobIines, tbh

7b05f1  No.379259

File: 50187d1fc4845bf⋯.jpg (116.58 KB, 645x773, 645:773, westiewojak.jpg)


>reminder that only westie has the power to save us from the tyranny of 22st

3b5971  No.379260

File: c3f35e66786b817⋯.jpeg (46.11 KB, 560x423, 560:423, 9fe85f477cf9b011e469db500….jpeg)


ac4997  No.379261


>tfw could take down Westie with one leak

46cb18  No.379262


Who's the third one going to be?

7a0100  No.379263

File: 10704aa36f27b94⋯.png (464.9 KB, 980x703, 980:703, ClipboardImage.png)

291cef  No.379264


Based Dutchies doing it again.

7b05f1  No.379265

File: 7fc5eb5f8740a7a⋯.png (12.23 KB, 597x516, 199:172, 29a6af927cfedf85a6d511f760….png)


>with one leak


ac4997  No.379267



ac4997  No.379268


oh is that what brits mean by leak? a pee?

7b05f1  No.379269

File: da11bf9f0a9b342⋯.jpg (13.78 KB, 201x251, 201:251, 47ronin.jpg)

7a0100  No.379270

File: dfa657f10cef342⋯.png (359.37 KB, 898x790, 449:395, ClipboardImage.png)


And bulgaria doesn't know..

High IQ stance tbh

7b05f1  No.379271

7a0100  No.379272

File: cca4a91bb2e1ad7⋯.png (53.17 KB, 656x344, 82:43, ClipboardImage.png)

ac4997  No.379273

File: 5b08a4e46cb0220⋯.png (142.89 KB, 220x331, 220:331, ClipboardImage.png)


Where is he now?

7b05f1  No.379274


drinking his piss

ac4997  No.379275

>piss mukbang

7b05f1  No.379276

File: da11bf9f0a9b342⋯.jpg (13.78 KB, 201x251, 201:251, 47ronin.jpg)

1151da  No.379277


a15757  No.379278

File: fff62961b73deed⋯.png (873.5 KB, 798x569, 798:569, Glog glog glog.PNG)

7b05f1  No.379279

File: 32aa5385a29b250⋯.jpg (67 KB, 630x630, 1:1, cosmicbin11.jpg)

enter the The Poster Formerly Known As Binsverse

ac4997  No.379280

File: 3b0ee53c05505da⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 6.64 MB, 2200x3400, 11:17, ClipboardImage.png)

*resurrects Wessex through necromancy*

7b05f1  No.379281


watching the rest of that film lid, if you want to join


e008ae  No.379282


watching a video tbh

bef73d  No.379283



welcome lad…

716d44  No.379284


think it's the naughty doogler dodging one of my permanent bans

3b5971  No.379285

File: 1a61549f4566639⋯.png (69.57 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, 1a61549f4566639b2d29e4463a….png)

>just ate loads of pancakes and syrup

7a0100  No.379286


I was worried about wessex too

716d44  No.379287


he got angry about something gay I think. I forget

a15757  No.379288

File: ade768e52eb257b⋯.png (261.02 KB, 389x454, 389:454, ClipboardImage.png)

7a0100  No.379289


glug glug

87215f  No.379290

File: fd760b95194f08b⋯.jpg (102.45 KB, 537x797, 537:797, 22 boss.jpg)

I need you to work tonight kiddo. Special delivery to Fauske

7a0100  No.379291

File: bca4175bab33f87⋯.png (44.1 KB, 420x420, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Started listening to The Smiths a lot.

7a0100  No.379292


Alri (1) lad. Want a flag?

716d44  No.379293

File: 4a6702024db5796⋯.png (24.98 KB, 556x152, 139:38, ClipboardImage.png)


She is so nice

a15757  No.379294

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46cb18  No.379295


Panic on the streets of londooon

34bfde  No.379296


he was being grumpy so I gave him a 5 minute ban and he threw a tantrum

716d44  No.379297


ah right, that was it. keek

716d44  No.379298

Poor Wessex persecuted by the ruler of these lands smh

7a0100  No.379299


i spent the day in beeed

a15757  No.379300

File: 44839f665277b49⋯.png (215.4 KB, 222x363, 74:121, 1370195902015.png)


he is a funny one tbh

3b5971  No.379301

File: 25bc7b75395348a⋯.jpg (65.54 KB, 680x1020, 2:3, 25bc7b75395348ab690a51f2fc….jpg)

>tfw no 70s blond skinny miniskirt manic pixie dreamgirl to marry

They were probably slags anyway

46cb18  No.379302

>It's actually a Smith's song.

Shit. I was trying to be annoying.

7a0100  No.379303

1151da  No.379304

London calling to the faraway towns

a15757  No.379305

File: b49898739d26d56⋯.jpg (905.51 KB, 2544x4000, 159:250, 1483536430158.jpg)

Parents are throwing cheese on their kids but not everyone thinks it's funny


fucking state of the world today

3abcd6  No.379306

wessex is the rightful king tbh

down with the burger dynasty

a15757  No.379307



welcome lad…

03263d  No.379308

File: 22416adc31600a9⋯.jpg (42.24 KB, 959x539, 137:77, Jewess 564.jpg)

hang the usurper

7a0100  No.379309


whose that

03263d  No.379310


the fuckin yank

7a0100  No.379311

File: 95e08bcf5109e2d⋯.jpg (31.36 KB, 252x289, 252:289, tomo.jpg)

46cb18  No.379312


Check your exoskeloteen.

a15757  No.379313

File: 6b6cc736ee15faa⋯.png (185.86 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

*shoots heroin*

7a0100  No.379314


you've shot heroin, heroin's dead. the day is saved

3eb828  No.379315

File: 902c56912fe6dc6⋯.jpg (31 KB, 512x475, 512:475, 1549954262670.jpg)

night night lads and ladettes

03263d  No.379316


good night

a15757  No.379317

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night lad

3b5971  No.379318


Good night alt right

a15757  No.379319

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7b05f1  No.379320

File: 28331d0cd9e86da⋯.jpg (205.8 KB, 1428x1596, 17:19, owenjonesbigface.jpg)

>when you remember the far-right fascists Tory party are still in power

46cb18  No.379321

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a4b4e5  No.379322

File: bf1280bb936f904⋯.png (38.5 KB, 894x512, 447:256, GEN ZED.png)

a4b4e5  No.379323

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this band is fantastic, been missing out tea bee h

46cb18  No.379325

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Think I know what I'm doing for the next few weeks.

716d44  No.379326

File: 6bcc6dc6d417a4f⋯.png (106.82 KB, 819x223, 819:223, ClipboardImage.png)

e5a41a  No.379327


very cute. Night night, lad

night night from me too

a15757  No.379328

File: 7906e074273e73b⋯.png (204.95 KB, 694x724, 347:362, 1499898517794.png)



a15757  No.379329

File: 0eeaa9d7e1d87a6⋯.gif (187.51 KB, 170x162, 85:81, 1308191394100.gif)

>had a trial shift on Thursday

>waiting to hear back

>mummy whinging at me about hurr get a jerb again despite knowing that I'm waiting to hear back from this place and the last place I worked at for this company took 1 week to get back to me

e82785  No.379330

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spilled a ton of water on my keyboard last night, huge pain in the ass. had to unplug it, dry it with paper towels, let it drip into the sink. then this morning I used a hair dryer and shook it to get some gunk out. works fine but I had to set it all back up and re-tape the wires and all that uugh


>le fagan meme

meanwhile jesus was an actual faggot jew rabbi

e008ae  No.379331


>tfw always imagined Doogler as 40 years old

225020  No.379332


That meme is fucking retarded tbh

e008ae  No.379333


yeah keek

46cb18  No.379334


Because of Blake's 7? I just have boomer tastes. I like things that are a bit shit and low-fi. There's something about seeing a special effect and knowing you could replicate it that makes it more fun to me.

bcaa51  No.379335

File: 5ed5325a9f0c8fc⋯.jpg (23.39 KB, 600x532, 150:133, 5ed5325a9f0c8fcb26b0698499….jpg)

>tfw mounts in wow never needed maintenance but cars needs maintenance all the time

bcaa51  No.379336

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)



>3 mandarins isn't Doogler

And yeah I guess it's the films, also I imagine you having the face of some of your drawings keek

46cb18  No.379337

File: 18e6f9f44aafa56⋯.png (399.04 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, AAAAAAAH.png)


Hello, darling.

bcaa51  No.379338


You're beautiful in an unconventional way, lid

46cb18  No.379339


No matter what they say. Words can't bring me down.

bcaa51  No.379340

File: 7daabd341baf207⋯.jpg (411.11 KB, 1016x898, 508:449, Sammy of Bliss.jpg)


What if I twist your nips, lad? Seeing you in pain, that'd bring me bliss.

46cb18  No.379341


you wouldn't be able to find them through all the hair.

bcaa51  No.379342

File: f460e9075545617⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1019x898, 1019:898, ClipboardImage.png)


New target aquired

bcaa51  No.379343


46cb18  No.379344

File: 5d8fff7ababcfc1⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1091x1300, 1091:1300, ClipboardImage.png)


Dare ye enter?

bcaa51  No.379345


might get one of those hair pulling things women use

6a697f  No.379346



bcaa51  No.379347

File: 759951e9e4057fd⋯.png (93.17 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 759951e9e4057fd372550e55c6….png)


Of course you know

bcaa51  No.379348

I mean thank you Westie for helping me out

6a697f  No.379349

File: b491747cf23c37d⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1987x1947, 1987:1947, ClipboardImage.png)

bcaa51  No.379350

File: 2aa8eca42b0c9c6⋯.png (40.67 KB, 428x362, 214:181, ClipboardImage.png)


hm, what's he hiding, lads

cf249e  No.379351

File: 463674736c9eb70⋯.gif (838.9 KB, 264x384, 11:16, b8e45a4f42546214f526e88894….gif)

hullo lads

what we doing today?

bcaa51  No.379352


oi lid. Just ate dinner. Might have some sweeties. That's about it. wbu?

cf249e  No.379353

File: b57bc200810f011⋯.jpg (144.1 KB, 618x597, 206:199, 1472043528762.jpg)


I got up late and only just had breakfast, at 3pm. Now i need to do a poo and wee. Not been an exciting day so far ngl

bcaa51  No.379354


that is quite late, lad. What are you doing with your life?

3eb828  No.379355



2c7883  No.379356

File: 5c77334c6aa078f⋯.jpeg (302.33 KB, 750x764, 375:382, 2B6EDC1F-E39F-44ED-86CB-3….jpeg)

If it can happen to him 22st, it can definitely happen to you

3eb828  No.379357

File: 139c371129064e5⋯.jpg (533.17 KB, 1920x1152, 5:3, 5472.jpg)

6a697f  No.379358



Is this real???

2c7883  No.379359

bcaa51  No.379360


My dick would just pop like Jazz'

6a697f  No.379361


I chuckled.

bcaa51  No.379362


good thing you survived nose enlargement surgery

6a697f  No.379363

File: e59f39e206735a4⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 640x300, 32:15, ad48be051e459cbee9dcac60ea….gif)

File: 61094f91463e931⋯.gif (826.51 KB, 500x280, 25:14, large (1).gif)

e008ae  No.379364



2c7883  No.379365

File: 9b5f1579574b710⋯.gif (1.53 MB, 400x220, 20:11, AA159CDD-FC2E-453B-9F10-37….gif)

Hello 22st I’m here to perform the penis enlargement surgery. Nurse Lew will be assisting today.

e008ae  No.379366


I'll live

2c7883  No.379367

File: 68aa6ed4bb3e6d8⋯.jpeg (71.94 KB, 996x776, 249:194, C458CC27-7CC7-4EDC-BDF6-B….jpeg)


Nurse Lew, prepare the chute. I’ll inform the family.

ac4997  No.379368


>penis surgery

>have two holes on my tummy for some reason

ac4997  No.379369

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

can't see what's going on in this anime smh hate 3d

2c7883  No.379370

File: ac9eac8881f1257⋯.jpeg (47.82 KB, 657x527, 657:527, C8BFA062-7148-42D3-B9EA-6….jpeg)


It’s like he’s still with us. I can hear his voice.

ac4997  No.379371

Oh it is a film, and the quality is that shite? smh

ac4997  No.379372


If I die my Bongo Bongo Land conversation and Kay folder will be released to the public

2c7883  No.379373


The horror.

8c1105  No.379374

>haven't fapped in a few days so I am started getting attracted to real women again


225020  No.379375


Good lad, ride that tiger

8c1105  No.379376

File: faca071e3f4ab3c⋯.mp4 (5.82 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, mad clown world.mp4)


Good thing I'll live for a long time… unless I slip on the ice and hit my head tonight. You never know.

46cb18  No.379377

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Gdgd Fairies is still the best use of 3D in anime.

cf249e  No.379378


>What are you doing with your life?

I've been ill, and my sleeping pattern is now fucked. I'm going to have to start dragging it back to a normal pattern again

8c1105  No.379379

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Looks ugly but that is catchy

278d7d  No.379380


>he was tugging it to trannies before

Wew m'lad.

cf249e  No.379381

File: 4fa99744d4c9f37⋯.png (29.49 KB, 633x825, 211:275, 4fa99744d4c9f373b740f2b761….png)


> attracted to real women again

8c1105  No.379382


smh I meant women in real life. Now I look gay. Thanks a lot, lad


w-when are you going to work?


Shut up lad you are a man and I love woman

8c1105  No.379383

File: 25abc3033bb2033⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1080x1149, 360:383, ClipboardImage.png)

Sainte or Grunch?

cf249e  No.379384

File: 8f3256e54389109⋯.png (608.96 KB, 1014x788, 507:394, NEVERFORGIVE.png)


>w-when are you going to work?

shut up you filthy wagie


>Shut up lad you are a man and I love woman

you're just making it worse!

8c1105  No.379385


Any films tonight, lad?

>as if I'll watch


cf249e  No.379386

File: 398e9884c6ecc13⋯.gif (2.98 MB, 500x208, 125:52, tetsuogrowing.gif)


We should probably watch Akira to remind ourselves of what you're becoming

6a697f  No.379387


we should watch big money rustlas with steiner

8c1105  No.379388

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03263d  No.379389

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a15757  No.379390

File: 0f4ddbc02549644⋯.png (603.28 KB, 500x742, 250:371, ClipboardImage.png)

46cb18  No.379391


It's basically shitposting:the anime

fda2e5  No.379392


wonder if his wife used that same device to look for his penis

ae3473  No.379393

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dd84b3  No.379394


can't get over Mark being a manlet. I guess his big nose made me think he was tall for some reason

ae3473  No.379395


yes didn't realise until he made Woes look tall

ae3473  No.379396

File: ecae6c11654ea19⋯.jpg (112.35 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

it was obvious in hindsight

cf249e  No.379397

File: 10ec91dd82d8c4c⋯.jpg (160.62 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, woesandcollett.jpg)




I can't stand him, he's such an obnoxious bell end

a15757  No.379398


Looks like she has a dick tattoo

cf249e  No.379399


I wouldn't be surprised if she's a trap

ae3473  No.379400


I don't mind him but there is something highly suspect about him. Joe Owens may well be right.

cf249e  No.379401

File: e6c4269d9fc63c3⋯.jpg (54.94 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, joeowensbighead.jpg)


>Joe Owens may well be right.

Joe Owens is always right, that's right

okay thank you

a15757  No.379402

File: 45e38592a7de0be⋯.png (12.17 KB, 64x87, 64:87, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 65364e6451b123c⋯.png (38.23 KB, 133x137, 133:137, ClipboardImage.png)


issa peenus

dd84b3  No.379403


Positvely surprised tbh, only complains are his room and mic making him sound a bit bad and that he keeps going and going, needs to let other speak.

a15757  No.379404

Christ paint 3d sucks do any of you know how to get normal paint on win10?

ae3473  No.379405



does that work?

a15757  No.379406

File: 5a904991ce4c5c1⋯.png (269.4 KB, 500x493, 500:493, ClipboardImage.png)


thanks lad

46cb18  No.379407

cf249e  No.379408

Any ideas for what film I should put on?

What about The Dark Knight Rises?

46cb18  No.379409


Dunno. I was gonna play some vidya.

cf249e  No.379410

File: 07c09474f7fd56e⋯.jpg (42.51 KB, 706x521, 706:521, numalecuck.jpg)




46cb18  No.379411


I know, aye.

cf249e  No.379412

File: 1f56229fc638fbf⋯.jpg (76.1 KB, 600x277, 600:277, templarsnewbarbarians.jpg)


why not watch a cool film with me instead?

anything i can tempt you with?

7bb983  No.379413

File: 87c17446e7bc958⋯.gif (979.96 KB, 500x367, 500:367, 1423902434010.gif)

6a697f  No.379414


Hi lad

Want a flag pal?


Goin' for that vintage memi creation?

46cb18  No.379415


Angry young man.

7bb983  No.379416

File: 2ff4d40606af61c⋯.gif (2.64 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 1425696524324.gif)

7bb983  No.379417

File: 807b8c1342f6c43⋯.jpg (69.48 KB, 555x622, 555:622, 1422259473760.jpg)

Psst, psst you there, yer you Doogle, come here lad…

46cb18  No.379418

File: 37c9607efe16a1b⋯.jpg (19.58 KB, 291x264, 97:88, all that I see.JPG)



10ff49  No.379419


Master and Commander tomorrow maybe, lad? Or on Friday

a77956  No.379420

Is the live action Ghost In The Shell movie any good lads?

7bb983  No.379421

File: 6822a05a1e0df83⋯.gif (2.7 MB, 328x190, 164:95, 1411275652571.gif)


*Grabs you.*

10ff49  No.379422


not seen it, no thanks

46cb18  No.379423


It's okay.

a77956  No.379424

File: 352acac6d51690c⋯.png (2.53 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 31af8e1d4dca41137c0bd22c87….png)


nobody asked you

a77956  No.379425


okay enough to watch again? i've never seen it

10ff49  No.379426

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB, 520x501, 520:501, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


I suggested a film, lad

46cb18  No.379427


I don't really want to.

1cb182  No.379428

File: ae04bd93723e2b9⋯.jpg (77.99 KB, 485x629, 485:629, 45631321654653213.jpg)

a77956  No.379429

File: 8eac758c15ce975⋯.png (6.53 KB, 750x408, 125:68, a8bd6eecceb019334b41c3097d….png)


okay, we can watch this tomorrow with you lad

10ff49  No.379430

File: 75546ebad07a042⋯.png (21.2 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


Or Friday maybe?

a77956  No.379431

File: 2959ccdfdf6c856⋯.jpg (33.41 KB, 314x445, 314:445, darkcity.jpg)

a77956  No.379432

File: 4bf3b444e847898⋯.png (14.24 KB, 788x408, 197:102, 4bf3b444e847898b9505e18639….png)


when ever you want, love

10ff49  No.379433


Watched that film with Pembs. top keek

10ff49  No.379434


ahhh thankee ladee

a77956  No.379435

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sadbins.png)


I miss pembs smh

10ff49  No.379436


He visited the other day tbh

a77956  No.379437


I always really liked him

a15757  No.379438

File: c6320a033950bd8⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn violently fugg Trixie in her black lycra catsuit

a15757  No.379439

Trixie is the blonde not the ginger munter btw

7bb983  No.379440


Good movie, fuck 22st.

7bb983  No.379441


Ginger looks better tbh.

10ff49  No.379442


getting shit of your shit, dude

a15757  No.379443

File: 5999da0a6b4ba3b⋯.jpg (21.45 KB, 351x359, 351:359, 1423126315771.jpg)

>welsh lad likes manly lesbians

7bb983  No.379444

File: bdc24f1fabf8c0c⋯.jpg (147.69 KB, 862x1000, 431:500, 1458082217807.jpg)


>shit of your shit

10ff49  No.379445


shut up

7bb983  No.379446

File: 1c0b5fce4d8029f⋯.png (260.24 KB, 496x273, 496:273, 1473598734905.png)


Gingers tbh.

46cb18  No.379447

Haha. Time to play Dork Souls

a15757  No.379448

>shit of your shit

poolad smh

7bb983  No.379449


Which one?

10ff49  No.379450

e82785  No.379451





I assumed you were talking about the ginge one, I think she looks better too

a15757  No.379452

File: cbab4bb62d15205⋯.png (952.48 KB, 959x970, 959:970, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 197e5d6d25f37d5⋯.png (391.56 KB, 838x661, 838:661, ClipboardImage.png)


Muslim convert nicknamed ‘The Eagle’ breaks down in shame when cops play him his pathetic YouTube jihadi threats


46cb18  No.379453


3. Just got around to it.

7bb983  No.379454


3 is kinda meh.

46cb18  No.379455


Playing it for the first time. It does strike me as a bit less interesting than the other two. Don't know how much of that is the premise wearing itself out over time though. Still a fun game.

a77956  No.379456

File: 1a61549f4566639⋯.png (69.57 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatwojakposh.png)

>salted roast chicken with mushroom & sage stuffing, red wine and red onion gravy, and steamed butter spinach, followed by loose leaf yorkshire tea with full fat un-homogenised jersey milk and highcocoa solid dark chocolate

e82785  No.379457


nice meal

I'll prolly have mummy make my ground beef-tomato sauce slop over pasta, whenever she decides to get here

a77956  No.379458

File: 349e1d1fba022ad⋯.jpg (216.25 KB, 1600x2160, 20:27, 1511314797750.jpg)


>ground beef-tomato sauce slop over pasta

I actually love pasta, but I'm doing keto. When I come off it when i get to my goal weight, I'll eat all the pasta dishes I like, lasagne, spag bol, carbonara etc. and pizza too

7bb983  No.379459


They fucked up the gameplay mechanics, not as open as the other two either. Visually it's good though, the early versions of the game were suppose to have different features in it but they didn't have enough time to complete it or changed their minds for some other reason.

a77956  No.379460

File: 32aa5385a29b250⋯.jpg (67 KB, 630x630, 1:1, cosmicbin11.jpg)


lad, can you tune now?

7bb983  No.379461

File: b7f996807a4c71c⋯.jpg (117.45 KB, 1067x650, 1067:650, 1430682758133.jpg)


*Pats your belly.*


Careful you don't lose weight too fast lad or you'll have loose skin.



a77956  No.379462


>Careful you don't lose weight too fast lad or you'll have loose skin.

yeah, i don't want that. But tbh, the weight is coming off quite slowly it seems to me. I'm starting to wonder if my goal weight is even achievable though

e82785  No.379463


how much have you lost? also you should go to 5lbs under your goal 'cause of water weight

7bb983  No.379464


What's your goal? Are you counting your calories?

e82785  No.379465

ugh, told myself I'd never play eu4 again but then I did. formed britun and got france in a personal union in 99 years on hard, it's too easy, never again

a77956  No.379466


I literally just picked my goal weight myself. I decided to aim for 13 stone, my BMI says I should be 12 stone, but I'm quite muscular so I added one a stone. I'm just a bit under 14 stone right now though


goal is 13 stone, I'm a bit under 14 right now. I don't bother counting calories, I do keto, workout (body weight fitness, weights, cardio) and do intermittent fasting

e82785  No.379467


I'm like 11st8. pretty much exactly the correct weight I should be, but I should have more mooscles and lower BMI

e82785  No.379468

started using moisturizer a few days ago and buzzed off my very unflattering facial hair and now I look so handsome tbh, can't stop staring at my face in the mirror. my zits are going away, I guess 'cause my skin doesn't have to work hard pumping out oil to moisturize itself anymore

7bb983  No.379469

File: 484f8b56ddbc5b9⋯.png (11.25 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

e82785  No.379470


should I get a poo gf, lad? she's kinda qt, petite, small feet, human face, not too dark, good fashion, nice thick hair.

been contemplating it for a few weeks now. totally could but the question is if it's even a good idea

7bb983  No.379471

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)


>Race mixing.

e82785  No.379472


not to reproduce, of course. just for kiss/cuddle/sosej in gash purposes, I want some flesh and this is what is on the table at the moment

7bb983  No.379473

File: ff0c9f0c2c39225⋯.png (190.49 KB, 508x405, 508:405, 70736dfe90292b6c8a4c2e1501….png)



e82785  No.379474


she's not that dark, doesn't look dravidian or anything. just tan caucasoid, indo-aryan


e82785  No.379475

File: 92c900b65bb714d⋯.png (87.51 KB, 250x244, 125:122, 92c900b65bb714de8bff3e3a41….png)

I just wanna smoke a cigar while getting the succ

a77956  No.379476

File: 99246001288e1ad⋯.jpg (74.63 KB, 640x640, 1:1, curry vagina.jpg)


her vagene will smell and taste of curry

a77956  No.379477

File: 27c2896aa6f4b55⋯.jpg (73.05 KB, 500x500, 1:1, bincosmic18.jpg)

e82785  No.379478


idk what curry smells or tastes like, never had it. we don't have much of a poovasion here, so unless you go to an actual indian restaurant (which probably has shit in the food), you won't encounter any hindoostan-inspired flavors. one of the potential benefits I'm considering of theoretically dating this thot is trying to exotic food

I just think it might be enjoyable to kiss/cuddle/fug her, maybe lick her feet a lil. and if it doesn't work out too well then just dump her, nbd

a77956  No.379479

File: 2ae4ebb4baaace0⋯.jpg (502.47 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, BinAllSeeing.jpg)

46cb18  No.379480


What are you doing, lad?

7bb983  No.379481

File: 6c51ccf9b1ab6f2⋯.png (271.32 KB, 636x480, 53:40, 1456976818121.png)

7bb983  No.379482


He's trying to tune.

46cb18  No.379483


tune what?

a77956  No.379484

File: d9623530288614a⋯.jpg (8.46 KB, 205x246, 5:6, yoda.jpg)




except there is no "try"

7bb983  No.379485

File: c2053f0d37b1710⋯.gif (835.48 KB, 499x281, 499:281, 1421550341575.gif)

10ff49  No.379488

>tfw no upcoming gets so no reason to stay hidden

e82785  No.379489

File: 66a6ead9de2184f⋯.png (41.3 KB, 200x238, 100:119, checkem.png)

>76k illegals though southern border alone to USA in February, highest ever

>Blumpf says he wants legal immigration in highest numbers ever too

we are so fucked


you just got one

46cb18  No.379490

File: 733ddb618c823d4⋯.gif (450.16 KB, 500x338, 250:169, katz.gif)

10ff49  No.379491


BIG gets but I'll take an 88 tbh

>76k illegals


e82785  No.379492


>76k illegals

legals are even more, and there's more illegals than that, that's just the border hoppers. and these are guatemalans/etc., nasty <50% white mayan trash. not fair-skinned, fat-assed castizo broads from northern mexico

10ff49  No.379493

File: 40fa8b23b139056⋯.webm (388.41 KB, 720x300, 12:5, 1551931844823.webm)

10ff49  No.379494

watching JF's latest episode. That tranny at the start is making me sick, like physically, talking about cutting his balls off.

e82785  No.379495

File: d0e269a303ad99e⋯.jpg (53.93 KB, 793x786, 793:786, its_all_so_sad.jpg)


I'm lonely, okay? I want femoid flesh

10ff49  No.379496


Just jump the border into Mexico lad

e82785  No.379497


if I lived on the west coast then there's hong kong gentleman's club but that's impractical

10ff49  No.379498


I don't know what you are talking about but I am sure it's something to do with goblins

e82785  No.379499


some brothel in tijuana, 10/10 mexy slags for $50/pop, or so I've heard

10ff49  No.379500

File: 0e4500a98e94de6⋯.png (50.63 KB, 585x462, 195:154, 0e4500a98e94de6baeebdc2674….png)

e82785  No.379501

File: 07d18faeacbdf13⋯.mp4 (1.44 MB, 426x240, 71:40, russian girl eats mouse.mp4)

10ff49  No.379502


Okay lad that's it. You're jumping that border whether you want it or not

e82785  No.379503

File: 28ef70fbc65ef88⋯.png (225.9 KB, 880x882, 440:441, 28ef70fbc65ef88dee553a628c….png)


she has a pretty nice tongue

10ff49  No.379504

File: cb00afe9315ea4e⋯.png (1.02 MB, 600x2149, 600:2149, ClipboardImage.png)


46cb18  No.379505


what a twist

e82785  No.379506

File: 50d13d98a09e9d2⋯.mp4 (1.27 MB, 460x460, 1:1, kiki.mp4)

e82785  No.379512

File: 2c637dbcaed0b45⋯.mp4 (4.56 MB, 480x360, 4:3, J.B_Stoner_Short_Speech.mp4)

784faa  No.379513


You are so weird, lad.

e82785  No.379514

File: cc96a66688f683a⋯.mp4 (14.74 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, mud cookies haiti.mp4)

>be humble negroid mud saleswoman

>get shot

03263d  No.379515

File: ab80b2dbd8efe68⋯.jpg (102.58 KB, 736x744, 92:93, Jewess 741.jpg)

fuck anime and good night

e82785  No.379516


anime's alright but goblines get the gas. anyway night lad

03263d  No.379517


eat a bullet, fag

e82785  No.379518

File: a981b01c170338c⋯.jpg (7.85 KB, 250x238, 125:119, a981b01c170338c2b19ca5c879….jpg)

13229c  No.379519

File: 26d41729a7851cb⋯.jpg (229.52 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 26d41729a7851cb7578f20b48b….jpg)

0f3069  No.379520

File: 53df778f5a5449a⋯.png (390.38 KB, 680x578, 20:17, ClipboardImage.png)

>make pancakes with bacon and maple syrup

Fucking disgusting, why did I even give a moment of credence to this yankish idea?


>all those yuros supporting EU federalisation

>Italy and Hungary


13229c  No.379521

0f3069  No.379522


Wish she would eat me tbh

t. dot pixis

13229c  No.379523


rare footage of daftie

3f8964  No.379524


That is a good show. Barbara is better though.

e82785  No.379525


well I'm not a big 'confectionary for breakfast' person, that's not healthy. but to be clear, you're supposed to put the syrup on the pancakes (ideally with a pad of butter, or some whipped cream, or some berries or something), the bacon should be separate. waffles are better than pancakes, anyway

I prefer an omelette, bacon, and toast. but usually I'll have scrambled eggs (with sauteed onions, red bell peppers, mushrooms, and an egg sauce made from mostly ketchup mixed with a little cayenne pepper sauce), bacon, and buttered toast. or muesli- steel cut oats, cacao nibs, raisins, your choice of nuts and berries, a sliced banana, and 100% grass-fed non-homogenized whole milk

e82785  No.379526

might head to the gourmet food store tomorrow and see if I can find some trad british foodstuffs, like black pudding or whatever

any suggestions to add to the list? any cheese in particular to try? I wanna try the classic port/stilton combo

ae3473  No.379527


haggis, Macsween brand if they have it.

6a697f  No.379528



Oh man I can't watch this.

>rare footage of daftie

It's a cruel world…

225020  No.379529


How pointless and disgusting

225020  No.379530

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

225020  No.379531

She's kinda hot though

a15757  No.379532


She was best in Fresh Meat tbh

a15757  No.379533

yeah fuck it permanently filtering spic now

6a697f  No.379534

File: 4c86d8411ed9ab1⋯.jpg (537.57 KB, 1180x786, 590:393, yorkshiiiiite.jpg)


Yorkshire Puddings

They're not a pudding they're a weird pastry thing

a15757  No.379535

File: 48e9a1ec10c0ce3⋯.png (676.25 KB, 1002x720, 167:120, ClipboardImage.png)

>the BBC have made a program that actually features a cuck-shed

6a697f  No.379536

File: fc173bf2e53eda2⋯.jpg (583.08 KB, 1100x1396, 275:349, 22797085864_0ca7634e59_o.jpg)


what have they done now?

a15757  No.379537


Trashy sitcom called White Gold - one of the characters has been forced to move into his shed by his fat wife after he found her in bed with another woman and she decided she's a lesbian now

ae3473  No.379538

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

BBC is for twats

6a697f  No.379539


Want a flag so we can recognise you lad? It's fine if not.

>That dance

The white people are so awkward oh no

a15757  No.379540

File: edefc13fb7444df⋯.png (136.59 KB, 720x720, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

William Shatner to star in Dorset film about T.E. Lawrence


What the actual fuck lads?

3a735a  No.379541



46cb18  No.379542


Admirable how he just keeps going.

0f3069  No.379543


Shatner is /arelad/ though ain't he?


So you have the bacon with it but not "with" it? I dun gedid

3a735a  No.379544


>Shatner is /arelad/ though ain't he?

He's more crazy than anything else? I don't really know

0f3069  No.379545


Crazy counts imo. Embrace Eris tbh lads

3a735a  No.379546

File: befa53accc3f901⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1024x709, 1024:709, ClipboardImage.png)


I would

a15757  No.379547

Oh it was #fakenews anyway https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/17483854.william-shatner-is-not-in-new-te-lawrence-film/


Not really he's a centrist boomer who occasionally gets in trouble with the soc-jus crowd

225020  No.379548


>The mixed kind of myth may be seen in many instances: for example they say that in a banquet of the Gods Bongo Bongo Land threw down a golden apple; the Goddesses contended for it, and were sent by Zeus to Paris to be judged. Paris saw Aphrodite to be beautiful and gave her the apple. Here the banquet signifies the hypercosmic powers of the Gods; that is why they are all together. The golden apple is the world, which being formed out of opposites, is naturally said to be 'thrown by Bongo Bongo Land'. The different Gods bestow different gifts upon the world, and are thus said to 'contend for the apple'. And the soul which lives according to sense - for that is what Paris is - not seeing the other powers in the world but only beauty, declares that the apple belongs to Aphrodite.

3a735a  No.379549


> Gods Bongo Bongo Land

keeeek. And I like the idea of that

6a697f  No.379550



I keep seeing him btfo'ing the sjw's on twitter lol

225020  No.379551


Keek damn filter

3a735a  No.379552

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a15757  No.379553


> banquet of the Gods Bongo Bongo Land

a15757  No.379554

File: 8a3a2b602752284⋯.png (247.32 KB, 480x362, 240:181, Straya.png)

46cb18  No.379555

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

225020  No.379556


It's meant to say Banquet of the Gods Bongo Bongo Land kek


And here's another one for you

>To take another myth, they say that the Mother of the Gods seeing Attis lying by the river Gallus fell in love with him, took him, crowned him with her cap of stars, and thereafter kept him with her. He fell in love with a nymph and left the Mother to live with her. For this the Mother of the Gods made Attis go mad and cut off his genital organs and leave them with the nymph, and then return and dwell with her.

>Now the Mother of the Gods is the principle that generates life; that is why she is called Mother. Attis is the creator of all things which are born and die; that is why he is said to have been found by the river Gallus. For Gallus signifies the Galaxy, or Milky Way, the point at which body subject to passion begins. Now as the primary gods make perfect the secondary, the Mother loves Attis and gives him celestial powers. That is what the cap means. Attis loves a nymph: the nymphs preside over generation, since all that is generated is fluid. But since the process of generation must be stopped somewhere, and not allowed to generate something worse than the worst, the creator who makes these things casts away his generative powers into the creation and is joined to the Gods again. Now these things never happened, but always are. And mind sees all things at once, but reason (or speech) expresses some first and others after. Thus, as the myth is in accord with the cosmos, we for that reason keep a festival imitating the cosmos, for how could we attain higher order?

>And at first we ourselves, having fallen from heaven and living with the nymph, are in despondency, and abstain from corn and all rich and unclean food, for both are hostile to the soul. Then comes the cutting of the tree and the fast, as though we also were cutting off the further process of generation. After that the feeding on milk, as though we were being born again; after which come rejoicings and garlands and, as it were, a return up to the Gods.

>The season of the ritual is evidence to the truth of these explanations. The rites are performed about the Vernal equinox, when the fruits of the earth are ceasing to be produced, and day is becoming longer than night, which applies well to spirits rising higher. (At least, the other equinox is in mythology the time of the rape of Kore, which is the descent of the souls.)

a15757  No.379557

File: d7ee41fdb1d9ef1⋯.jpg (346.3 KB, 804x875, 804:875, d7ee41fdb1d9ef1bd17ae3c7c1….jpg)


>It's meant to say Banquet of the Gods Bongo Bongo Land

didn't think that through there did you lad?

3a735a  No.379558


I don't like that one

a15757  No.379559


>eminem was almost vore'd


46cb18  No.379560


Don't fuck with the witch.

a15757  No.379561


that story needs a Doogle anime adaptation tbh

03263d  No.379562

rough sleep, lads. fucking cat kept trying to sit on my head

3a735a  No.379563


based cat

46cb18  No.379564

File: def9e7ef42cfe67⋯.png (94.54 KB, 1276x1368, 319:342, chuvg.png)


Ay yo. She was stickin her finger in my ass, dawg.

3a735a  No.379565

File: 398186c6d25e232⋯.png (6.86 MB, 1791x2269, 1791:2269, ClipboardImage.png)


03263d  No.379566

File: 5109547b59af5a6⋯.jpg (118.23 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Jewess 710.jpg)

might as well take these dubs then

a15757  No.379567

6a697f  No.379568

File: b8a89e0307b39ce⋯.png (1.13 MB, 768x1151, 768:1151, ClipboardImage.png)


haha i saw that. ebin. should let her tweet with a personal phone.

kawaii tbh

46cb18  No.379569

Finished Chio's School Road. Need a new cute girl anime to watch now. Might try that CGI animal one everyone loves.

5e9807  No.379570

File: d11e5c414b18cdf⋯.jpg (269.77 KB, 925x1032, 925:1032, d11e5c414b18cdfa6de1972d76….jpg)


cute, wish my cat would sleep on my bed while I'm in it. my cat was just meww mewwww-ing like an hour and a half ago but I wanted to lie here longer so I fell back asleep. then I woke up again at 11am (alarm) and lied there for half an hour, he came up purring and rubbing my arm and stuff. then I got up and went to the counter and pet him and gave him some treats, then he wrestled his stuffed rabbit favorite toy thing and I think he's taking a nap now. I love cats

3a735a  No.379571


Sounds like a nice cat. Mine are mostly asocial smh. One likes to lie in bed for an hour, but then that is enough

10b497  No.379572


Wonder if she played the sperm racing game.

3a735a  No.379573

File: fc29774cf59432b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 6.63 MB, 3000x4000, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Bow down, Wessex

3a735a  No.379574

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


05fab3  No.379575

File: e2d0d57596e3d04⋯.jpg (34.17 KB, 420x315, 4:3, licks_lips.jpg)


*likes your post*

05fab3  No.379576

File: 3b2ef30b0c208ba⋯.png (302.57 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Arse v Rennes tonight, who watching the footie?

46cb18  No.379577

File: da8d42457c02eb2⋯.png (690.65 KB, 839x833, 839:833, ClipboardImage.png)

Well, that was in poor taste.

225020  No.379578


No, no I didn't kek


46cb18  No.379579

Think we should worldfitler "tbh" to "innit" for a laugh,

05fab3  No.379580


nah the Bongo Bongo Land wordfilter is funny and board culture

3a735a  No.379581


kek what the fuck. DOn't tell me they are going to CGI him in the films? I guess he maybe already made his cameos before he died though

46cb18  No.379582


Yeah, apparently they already filmed cameos for several upcoming films before he died, which is a bit ghoulish in itself.

>Peter, why are you filming all of my scenes first?

3a735a  No.379583


tbh keek

a15757  No.379584


You ever seen the Pink Panther movie they made after Peter Sellers died where all Inspector Clouseau's shots are just stock footage from previous movies?

6a697f  No.379585

File: 2360c6e7ca8baea⋯.png (284.51 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>when someone suggests america shouldn't send 33bn dollars to israel

3a735a  No.379586


saw it as a kid expecting him to be the cartoon character pink panther smh. Didn't really pick up on that, have a video?

46cb18  No.379587


Yeah, those films are terrible.

46cb18  No.379588

>that Bruce Lee film where he died half way through, and they changed the plot so the character died, and used footage of Bruce Lee's actual funeral

I don't think you get much worse than that.

a15757  No.379589

3a735a  No.379590


oh no


Holocaust studies and ban on Israel boycott soon

46cb18  No.379591


It was specifically the last two Pink Panter films they made. There were like five or six before that. It was a big franchise.


I mean the ones without Peter Sellers.

3a735a  No.379592


had no idea it was an inspector series, smh I got tricked as a kid

46cb18  No.379593


The cartoon actually came after the films.

3a735a  No.379594


you really are a boomer aren't you smh

46cb18  No.379595


Is it so unusual to watch older films?

3a735a  No.379596


For me it is

46cb18  No.379597


What if they're really good though?

3a735a  No.379598

File: fc826a5d5bc7e67⋯.jpg (31.69 KB, 656x555, 656:555, fc826a5d5bc7e676918382eaff….jpg)


Don't have the same taste so can't trust your "good", lad

46cb18  No.379599


It's just strange to me to have any kind of aversion to things that are old. There's a lot more old stuff in the world than new stuff, so you're seriously limiting your choices by doing that.

3a735a  No.379600


I quit that boob-shoulder film just a few minutes in though, for all the good there is also a lot of shit

46cb18  No.379601


What boob shoulder film?

3a735a  No.379602


the post-apocalypse one where they drove cars with lasers and saw-blades and shieet smh

46cb18  No.379603


Oh, that is bad film. It's just an entertaining bad film.

0f3069  No.379604


wew took me a moment, that's fucking disgusting

3a735a  No.379605

File: 6c686f00312ca47⋯.png (135.03 KB, 220x326, 110:163, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7a00de138e57be2⋯.png (2.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


46cb18  No.379606


That film didn't really grab me.

db224f  No.379607

File: c63c55565213027⋯.webm (4 MB, 360x640, 9:16, 20190307_001853.webm)

pupper at pubber

3a735a  No.379608


Same, so I am trying again. Wessex said it was good, but he has shite taste too smh

6a697f  No.379609


I don't get it

46cb18  No.379610


Stan Lee died a couple of months ago. Tweet is dated yesterday.

46cb18  No.379611


It's alright. It just feels like one of those films where everyone praises the gimmicky film making, and the thing itself isn't anything to really write home about.

6a697f  No.379612


Oh yeah. Poor lad zombified

3a735a  No.379613


> gimmicky film making,

ahhhhhh noooooooooo that's why I turned it off nooooooooooo

6a697f  No.379614


awooooooo cute

a15757  No.379615

File: 4ee3cefaa6c3175⋯.png (12.97 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)

just about done with it all tbh lads

46cb18  No.379616


They shot it all in one take or something. The plot's just an actor having a breakdown, which is fine, but you could probably do it better, and it probably has been done better.

a15757  No.379617


It's meant to appear like one continuous shot but it wasn't shot in one take. It's an ancient gimmick, even Hitchcock did it one time.

3a735a  No.379618


Anything got you down, lid?

a15757  No.379619


Cunt hotel has kept me waiting a week to find out whether I got a job there so I phoned up this afternoon and they made me wait 4 hours to get a call back to say I haven't got the job.

Friend I know said that if it didn't work out then I could go work at her place and I messaged her but it's quite far away and there's not a lot of hours going so it's a bit of a last resort.

Other than that I'm sick of being hounded by fucking boomer mum who thinks that shit will just magically happen.

6a697f  No.379620

File: b94b0b32b04318d⋯.png (201.49 KB, 500x354, 250:177, lain ak47.png)


poorlad take as much time as you need tbh no need to rush

3a735a  No.379621


>Other than that I'm sick of being hounded by fucking boomer mum who thinks that shit will just magically happen.

they really have no idea how hard it is to get a job these days tbh smh. dno about the UK but what should have been local jobs like a big factory in a small town is staffed almost exclusively by foreigners. So sad delivering wares there and wanting them to sign it but they didn't even speak English.

>Friend I know said that if it didn't work out then I could go work at her place and I messaged her but it's quite far away and there's not a lot of hours going so it's a bit of a last resort.

so a lot of commuting time with very little work time? Couldn't stay at your friend or something?

3a735a  No.379622

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

film cancelled, sorry, lads smh

a15757  No.379623

File: b1595907adbb821⋯.png (459.36 KB, 1070x601, 1070:601, ClipboardImage.png)


>take as much time as you need

I'm going as fast as I can it's just an endless cycle of either being ignored or doing a trial shift and then being ignored AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


Fucking everything here is just part time or zero-hours. It's bullshit.

7bb983  No.379624

File: 2b524d9e8f198cd⋯.png (5.23 KB, 365x241, 365:241, 1456580402450-3.png)

3a735a  No.379625


no family nepotism, lad?

a15757  No.379626


My dad was a vet but retired early to care for his mother who lived in arse-end-of-nowhere Northern Ireland, and while caring for her became disabled so now lives over there on bennies. Mummy works at Tesco.

3a735a  No.379627


certainly Tesco needs new people all the time, right

a77956  No.379628

sup lads

anyone want to watch a film tonight?

a15757  No.379629


Local one is down-sizing, and they basically only take schoolkids because they only get like half my age's minimum wage

ae8dfe  No.379630


too late for me, lad

a77956  No.379631


lad, you never turn up anyway, even when I put stuff on in good time for you. I'm talking to my regulars

ae8dfe  No.379632


True, I'm a traitor

0f3069  No.379633


>Norwegians complain about foreigners because they can't speak English



eh lad, did you read the latest?

696c5b  No.379634


it's exactly the same here. the factory i work in is at least 80% people who barely speak english

6a697f  No.379635

oh baby

oh maybe

oh baby

oh ma-y-be

ae8dfe  No.379636


Norwegians understand English so we assume other people do as well. They can't even do that.


Fucking sad. Like the place I deliver newspapers to, every other mailbox is Polish and they all work at the meat cutting facility or whatever you call it there, well it just shut down, so what now? Do they stay here on welfare? Fuck's sake.

ae8dfe  No.379637

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6a697f  No.379638

File: 101dc5d1e3470d4⋯.png (1.38 MB, 574x1584, 287:792, losers.png)


>eh lad, did you read the latest?

Yeah. Shit's about to go down big time eh?

6a697f  No.379639

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0f3069  No.379640

File: 57522f6cd8d3a47⋯.png (555.85 KB, 772x566, 386:283, ClipboardImage.png)


>I'm talking to my regulars

Sorry lad, bit late for me tonight


I don't even know what's going on any more tbh, can you remind me what everyone's doing and why? Specifically why didn't Eren and Zeke do the "thing" when they met in Marley? Was there something else they needed?

6a697f  No.379641


>why didn't Eren and Zeke do the "thing" when they met in Marley? Was there something else they needed?

I can't give a satisfying explanation to that tbh, smh. I was thinking the same thing. I can only think that they're both hiding something, the plot is getting pretty all over the place at this point I hope Iseyama knows what he's doing.

225020  No.379642

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696c5b  No.379643


dont know what it is with poles tbh

one would think with what we've heard about them in the news that they're all baste nationalist raycists but so many of them emigrate here too

cant stand the loud polish chatter anymore tbh xxx

a77956  No.379644

File: b9fbba5c3ef2a0c⋯.png (53.4 KB, 762x754, 381:377, fatwojakgoals.png)

what does "creatine" do?

a15757  No.379645

Said I'd take the faraway job lads accidentally pasted the pink wojak in the chat message too keeeeeek (noticed and deleted before I sent) now we will see if my friend actually keeps her word

c9114d  No.379646


dry you out, make you feel like shit

a77956  No.379647


lad, you know that question wasn't directed at you…

a77956  No.379648

File: e463d0fcc7acdfa⋯.png (146.23 KB, 1100x1100, 1:1, pepefit.png)

>first day back at working out after being ill for a week

I did less than normal to let my body catch up, but I managed it easily and feel bretty gud tbh

c9114d  No.379649


I-I thought it was for everyone?


keek, alright. Better than nothing and you can keep looking while working tbh

696c5b  No.379650


good lad proud of you keep it up

a77956  No.379651

File: 2b9fdffd886e5be⋯.jpg (23.77 KB, 317x432, 317:432, 2b9fdffd886e5be1eb40364641….jpg)


>I-I thought it was for everyone?

sorry lad, you're not who I think of first when I want fitness advice ngl

a77956  No.379652

File: 3e3577159175876⋯.png (6.23 KB, 205x246, 5:6, chubbywojak.png)


>good lad proud of you keep it up

thanks lad, really appreciate it

a15757  No.379653

File: f8feab8f56bde10⋯.png (687.04 KB, 686x858, 343:429, ClipboardImage.png)

67cef9  No.379654


but I am pretty good at giving fitness advice, I just don't follow them myself

67cef9  No.379655


I don't get that pic, and I don't get the background image. Why is that girl used? She isn't even hot smh

a77956  No.379656




yeah i didn't get it either but i didn't want to have to ask

a15757  No.379657


Whatever is in the foreground is saving you from thottery, in this case it's a play on the "the call that saved Europe" meme

67cef9  No.379658

time to drive. later lids

a77956  No.379659

File: 0c773e2684d3fc7⋯.jpg (100.29 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 0c773e2684d3fc750484207545….jpg)


bye bye lad, take care

a77956  No.379660

why is thread so dead this early on in the night?

717002  No.379661

taigperium tbh

7bb983  No.379662

File: 3079027395a739a⋯.png (12.67 KB, 1154x860, 577:430, 1456579662961-3.png)

6a697f  No.379663


6a697f  No.379664

ate like 4 sosej lads

717002  No.379665


based and taffpilled

c88ff9  No.379666


it does something like increasing hydration to the muscles, making you about 10% stronger, which will give you a better workout because you can do more weight. the downside is that it makes you dehydrated, so if you're taking it, make sure you drink a lot of water. it's good stuff

7bb983  No.379667

File: 91afbe356879761⋯.png (6.95 KB, 322x263, 322:263, 1456579165833-1.png)

c88ff9  No.379668

bought some real imported stilton cheese btw, gonna try it with port for dessert

c88ff9  No.379669

it's stinky and I'm not much of a cheese guy so I'm not sure I'm gonna like it but I'll try

c88ff9  No.379670

hmmm, trying the stilton now. it's not as funky in the mouth as it smells when you unwrap it, and port indeed is a good pairing, all the red alcoholic sweeteness washing the funk right out of your mouth. I see what the internet meant by a 'farmhouse' taste, it reminds of when you go to a local farm and you smell a trace of manure on the ground. overall, it's not bad at all- I'm not sure I overly like it though, it's okay. bit strong for me, I prefer a milder cheese. cheddar, monterry jack, swiss, havarti- all good

ooh it actually tastes pretty good if you sip port wine literally while the cheese is still in your mouth, might experiment with this a lil more then put it in the fridge for now

46cb18  No.379671


Try Wensleydale or Caerphilly.

7bb983  No.379672

File: 045813d58bfc724⋯.jpg (363.55 KB, 990x743, 990:743, 1426442813555.jpg)

c88ff9  No.379673

now I tried salmon roe. tastes like salmon



c88ff9  No.379674

File: a2d48b388f1b414⋯.png (8.34 KB, 1688x99, 1688:99, Untitled.png)

>eating fish sperm

c88ff9  No.379675

File: 850af18db3fec39⋯.mp4 (8.64 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, uk_women_birth_strike_due_….mp4)

UK Women Start Birth Strike Due to Global Warming Ask Followers to Sign Compact not to have Kids

Women afraid manmade climate change may soon cause a global extinction are pledging not to have children. Appearing on BBC 2 last week, two women discussed how their fears of an impending climate catastrophe has driven them to join the “BirthStrike” movement, where women abstain from procreation due to the inevitability of a climate apocalypse.

“There are people out there that are so scared about this that they feel they actually can’t have a family. Our planet is in a kind of collapse,” described BirthStrike founder Blythe Pepino. “The natural world is collapsing around us and that’s actually happening right now.” Pepino says after “freaking out” that “authorities” were not actively working to stave off the crisis, she opted not to have children. Another woman claimed she lives everyday in fear that the world could end any minute, and that she doesn’t want to pass that fear onto a baby. “I mean, each day for me is a struggle,” said BirthStrike member Alice Brown. “…I’m just so depressed, and that has led to a fear that I’ve never felt before. And my decision for being on birth strike mostly has come from not wanting to pass that fear on to someone else.”

>In order to join BirthStrike, members are required to agree with the “BirthStrike declaration,” which reads:

We, the undersigned, declare our decision to not bear children due to the severity of the ecological crisis and the current inaction of governing forces in the face if this existential threat. Insecurity of future, despair at our species’ relationship to our habitat and each other, channelling time and personal resources to ‘change work’ i.e. activism and rebellion, are all typical of our reasoning. Furthermore, members are asked to agree with a statement detailing how Earth has “entered a 6th Mass Extinction event” and how refusing to have babies is a radical “act of rebellion” in line with the “environmental justice movement.”





03263d  No.379676

File: 14d7c6a0969dbd6⋯.jpg (9.88 KB, 288x288, 1:1, unnamed.jpg)

why are so many people using this avatar on youtube all of the sudden

c88ff9  No.379677

File: 252e6637c80ea58⋯.png (24.62 KB, 669x514, 669:514, drool.png)

now I tried some italian hazelnut-cocoa spread, basically an actual quality versionf of nutella, on steroids. soooooo guuuuud. gastronomy tbh


it's from deus ex, and it's a meme, there's some viral video about it. if you use it as your avatar, you get good luck in all things, or something like that

03263d  No.379678


i know it's from deus ex, but when did it become a meme, it seems only the past two months it's been appearing everywhere

c88ff9  No.379679


check on /b/, there was a thread about it, maybe it's still up. as I said, viral video about it that said if you use it as your avatar, then you get good luck

03263d  No.379680


can you link me to the video or something? i found the /b/ thread, but it doesn't give any information

c88ff9  No.379681

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


this, I believe

03263d  No.379682

File: 61541ae64b4f2be⋯.png (421.88 KB, 656x496, 41:31, 131.png)

03263d  No.379683


so it's a forced meme

c88ff9  No.379684


yeah apparently. one of the comments pointed out the whole

>people watch vid

>people change profile pic

>people notice that many people have the profile pic

>people find video looking for explanation



03263d  No.379685


it really is, holy shit. i thought i was going crazy, but now i feel used. fuck these kids man

03263d  No.379686

so, i found a website called "voat" and it's pretty much a racist reddit, lmao.

c88ff9  No.379687


you've never heard of it? it's basically a version of leddit with less speech restrictions, the main place for pizzagate discussion. has a lot of the banned sub-leddits like coontown, gasthekikes, etc. and yes a lot of them are somewhat baste. it still reeks of leddit cancer, though, it's that same smug faggot personality type of people that go on there.

also, it still doesn't have free speech, because they ban places like v/beatingwomen etc. it's less gay than leddit but it's still pretty gay imo. overall a posiitve influence, I'd say, just normalfags. basically halfchan-tier

03263d  No.379688


I've heard the name a bunch of times but I thought it was literally just a voting website, like poal.me

db224f  No.379689

File: 80391100efa46eb⋯.webm (2.22 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 8.webm)

there's someone proper haggid birds trying to get onto telly by being generally ugly cunts. You'll see them on BBC NorthWest TV and a bunch of other weirdo stations. Just fuckem tbh, if you see individuals e.t.c just knock their lights in and move on

03263d  No.379690

c88ff9  No.379691

File: 35cd11e1b732d27⋯.mp4 (6.07 MB, 408x720, 17:30, LiveLeak-dot-com-g82gtkzis….mp4)

>no tit gf

aed0b2  No.379692


how are things moving forward with that poo lass?

c88ff9  No.379693


haven't talked to her. see, there's been a precedent long-established that 'she likes me for being le handsome h'white male, but I ignore her because she is le poo'. it'd be a radical departure from prior to approach and talk to her, not that that would matter because she'd likely be pleasantly surprised. anyways, I won't bump into her for another week and a half. maybe after that I'll talk to her, idk, idk if it's a good idea. been starting to find her qt though so maybe I'll give it a shot. just wanna enjoy touching some female flesh, have my existence validated a lil bit

like a year and a half ago when I was in an environment with her before, I was chatting with this hot thot, think she had jock ancestry. it was platonic, just friends, but I was checking her out constantly and I'm sure she knew and didn't mind because it was flattering and she was probably very self-conscious because she had this awful big nose and weird growth thing on the back of her neck. otherwise, she was hot though- tall, had nice blondish-brown hair and blue eyes, delicious thicc bum (she was skinny too) which she showed off in yoga pants. definitely would be a 10 from behind, from the front morelike a 6. but anyways, I was chatting with her, and her and the poo lass were chatting as well. so the poo lass would but in and be kind of a third wheel in our chats and I think it was because she liked me. that's the prior context. also I dunno if English is even her first language 'cause she meant to say "aluminum" and pronounced "ahloo-minnum" and I'm like "what? ohhh, aluminum" and she blushed at being linguistically dominated by the h'white man

c88ff9  No.379694

butt in*

67cef9  No.379695


a single tit?

c88ff9  No.379696

reminds me of the time there was this trashy spic thot with really sexy feet (her only good feature aside from maybe a decent butt) that seemed to like me but I completely ignored her (EXCEPT for staring at her feet when she wore sandals) and I talked to this hot blonde girl instead. probably hurt her feelings bad, I love to do that tbh, make brown girls feel ugly and inferior compared to hot blonde girls. in fact there was a third, more extreme occasion where this nasty mexican girl at a job had a crush on me and I let her catch me checking out this insanely hot 6' tall blonde girl that wore blue short shorts all the time, had incredible 10/10 legs+ass. I let her catch me staring at her like a starving dog at a t-bone steak, she probably cried that night lmao

c88ff9  No.379697


two, ideally

c88ff9  No.379698

File: e68c9b5400a7ddb⋯.png (104.92 KB, 657x800, 657:800, 1501541976240.png)

sooo tired, gonna get ready to go snooze

4b0b34  No.379699


nigh nigh lid

e008ae  No.379700

File: 3539c511f458939⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1760x1492, 440:373, ClipboardImage.png)

lick it, suck it out from under her nail

c88ff9  No.379701


finally finished flossing/brushing/tongue scraping. it took almost all of that time, mainly because of all the 'staring at myself in the mirror and imagining I have a gf' LARP but also because it takes awhile to begin with because OCD

e008ae  No.379702


Are you snug now, lad? Hope you have a big plushie in your bed that can be your gf for tonight

c88ff9  No.379703

File: 931f71f5c3e1062⋯.jpg (66.7 KB, 399x351, 133:117, comfy_night.jpg)


>Are you snug now, lad?

just finished my pre-bed ritual (put in retainer, put stuff on face). about to get snug and probably pass out 30 seconds later. no pikachu plushie, unfortunately

night lad

ae3473  No.379704

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

early morning woes

e008ae  No.379705


Early boi. Is he out travelling again? Can't watch right now

ae3473  No.379706


no just in a darkened room

7f95b2  No.379707

going to bed bth nigh nigh

a15757  No.379708

God I forgot how awful Reddit fanboys are. They still endlessly cuck for Bannerlord despite the shit-on-plate that the devs serve every week as devblogs.


>hey the world is coming to an end if we don't do something we'll die out as a species

>let's stop having children

10/10 logic there

ae3473  No.379709

File: 6ccdb0b1e7eec27⋯.jpg (104.27 KB, 817x1390, 817:1390, blythe-pepino-de-voutes-le….jpg)

> refuses to reproduce with you

6a697f  No.379710

File: d26d2adabaaa32a⋯.jpg (49.06 KB, 1008x720, 7:5, ss-8451.jpg)

a15757  No.379711

File: 7b6e369c18fa8ec⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1242x2208, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 53b7a8f46ac7d24⋯.png (143.64 KB, 1830x544, 915:272, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e19ddded8bb605e⋯.png (218.74 KB, 2862x860, 1431:430, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4e3b58aa5d4b23c⋯.png (63.74 KB, 779x235, 779:235, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b6ae87e3449fc0c⋯.png (259.78 KB, 770x529, 770:529, ClipboardImage.png)

>pornhub worker does AMA on Reddit

>not liking incest porn is anti-semitism

>nobody even mentioned Jews

>when questioned just starts shreaking about /pol/


82f1fd  No.379712

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82f1fd  No.379713

Been banned from 4channel.org

82f1fd  No.379714

Might play a bit of For Honor

e66de4  No.379715


I can't stand him


no surprises there then, the vile bastard

cf4c83  No.379716

the meme about stilton affecting your dreams is definitely true, I didn't even eat that much and it was a few hours before I slept and my first dream of the night was noticeably long and vivid. pretty cool

e008ae  No.379717


Should try it multiple nights, could be a coincidence bth. I only really dream the times where I go to bed again after waking up once

e008ae  No.379718

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


e008ae  No.379719

File: 8896fa60f4bfb64⋯.png (1.09 MB, 760x1098, 380:549, ClipboardImage.png)

>they are fighting over the Wesshog

e66de4  No.379720

File: 1c8719790e78b9f⋯.png (15.5 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 32d9336ec42c2324a5b0f36562….png)


what was that film you wanted to watch again lad?

cf4c83  No.379721


I want the cyclopsette with the jugs

e008ae  No.379722

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


well I wanted to watch it because it was weekend, but now I got work tonight too, so tomorrow instead maybe


don't like cyclopses tbh you can have her

e66de4  No.379723

File: 352acac6d51690c⋯.png (2.53 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 31af8e1d4dca41137c0bd22c87….png)


>well I wanted to watch it because it was weekend, but now I got work tonight too, so tomorrow instead maybe

he's bailed on me again

e008ae  No.379724

File: 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, awkward pepe2.png)


I'm sorry, lad. It's my cruel bosspeeps

e66de4  No.379725


It's okay, we'll watch that film you wanted to watch tonight anway, but think of you while we do. It will be just as good as watching it with you there

b96334  No.379726


give me the quick rundown on this manga

e008ae  No.379727


okay thank you


dno, fat monster girls? I am not sure. I think only Wessex has read it

e008ae  No.379728

File: 520e1c8ef67ae07⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 794.5 KB, 1024x751, 1024:751, ClipboardImage.png)

oof think I've had enough

e66de4  No.379729

File: 5c9ac22b97ded6b⋯.jpg (25.88 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 37595f7675fd61d7f40c6f3b42….jpg)


I've not read it, but at a guess I'd say it's set in a parallel universe where the natural order is somewhat different, where women assume the roles of men, men assume the role of women, demons assume the role of humans and humans as demons. It's a kind of mirror world where the rules we are accustomed to are reversed, and yet still familiar to us, a kind of reverse polarity, the same and yet completely different. Women fight over men, and demons fight to save human souls. The manga centres around the life of one cyclops demon girl, Veva, who is in love with a fallen human trapped in a hell realm, but in order to rescue him she first needs to confront the guardian of that realm, another female demon by the name of Manchiva. During the first confrontation, Veva is bitterly defeated, and sees her human love fall further into the hell realms during a vision that spontaneously occurs as Manchiva delivers her final victorious blow. As a result Veva is broken and souless, falling herslelf into a spiral of drinking and self loathing. However on reaching the lowest point she encounters a wise male demon who can help her regain her sould, and promises to train her in return for one thing: that when she enters the hell realm she will also bring back his lost love Gingiga. Veva then begins are gruelling training under her new master, in the psychic arts of Brap Boxing, a combination of traditional physical styles and metaphysical mind training, in order that she can face Manchiva once more, and enter the hell realm in order to reclaim her lost love, and rescue Gingiga too. However, before she can fully complete her training, she has a surprise meeting with Manchiva during a meditation at a lake where the boundaries between the worlds are thin - it turns out Manchiva also uses this location to increase her own power too, so she knows exactly what Veva is planning. That's where that frame is from btw.

46cb18  No.379730

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

RLM done a Suspiria video.

b96334  No.379731


please don't tell me that's spirited away

9fed65  No.379732

e66de4  No.379733

File: e12bc98385fca8d⋯.png (2.72 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, noface.png)


It's spirited away, but reimagined such that the lost girl Ogino Chihiro is in the role of no face

b96334  No.379734


that is quite creative ngl


chihiro no

e66de4  No.379735

File: 1e9909fbae6ff68⋯.png (5.35 KB, 410x392, 205:196, eyepatchbins.png)

>tfw The Poster Formerly Known As Bins

ae3473  No.379736


watched the new one, didn't think much of it. The only decent horror lately is Hereditary.

46cb18  No.379737


Haven't seen the new one. From what I gather, it focuses more on the story elements and being a bit more grounded, which is the opposite of what the original film was.

46cb18  No.379738

>tfw spicy butthole.

9fed65  No.379739


that's always nice

a15757  No.379740

File: d08d5c0259d61a0⋯.png (37.82 KB, 240x248, 30:31, ClipboardImage.png)

Went down to the pub today to register for work.

It's actually very nice and although the drive is quite far it's mostly country roads so it's a nice drive.

9fed65  No.379741


country roads so there isn't so much traffic? That's nice, the kind of route I'd want tbh. You a waiter then?

a15757  No.379742


Yeah traffic was pretty thin on my way there, I came home just between kiddies being collected from school and rush hour so it was a bit busier but still easy. I have to go through the town first though which is a real pain because it gets insanely busy there during rush hour. I'll probably take a book to work and wait until it ends before I go home.

> You a waiter then?

Bartender mainly, but because I want as many hours as possible I may also take potwash and waiting shifts when available.

Also the manager and I are close friends so I'm in a very good position

9fed65  No.379743


Nice. Is it always night shift then?

a15757  No.379744


Nah, mix of afternoons and evenings. Probably the odd all-day shift too. They open at 12 which is good because that means the drive there will be very quiet.

9fed65  No.379745

File: 9b2eaba01f1ad4d⋯.png (1.95 MB, 1430x1080, 143:108, ClipboardImage.png)


You should bring your purple bucket/tip jar, lad

a77956  No.379746

File: 3d991a7c18e4150⋯.jpg (13.36 KB, 477x268, 477:268, masterandcommander2.jpg)

>anyone want to watch



cf4c83  No.379747

vaping some tasty strawberry-ice cream-cookies juice and about to dive into some godly hazelnut-cocoa/olive oil spread on some crackers, while playing ocarina of time

a15757  No.379748

File: 10d98fa0854af0c⋯.png (199 KB, 720x515, 144:103, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 401ab546f27b6e3⋯.jpg (20.75 KB, 720x717, 240:239, fa0dcfc9e0dbc8aad222e52a80….jpg)

and I wonder how the "bosses" are managing to drive down wages

9fed65  No.379749


so retarded. It's not like you need evidence either, just use your brain ahhh

a15757  No.379750

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

[boogies in communist]

ad55b9  No.379751


are you at work The Poster Formerly Known As B?

9fed65  No.379752


I'm leaving in an hour

ad55b9  No.379753

File: bf8752de9e0bd83⋯.png (211 KB, 268x402, 2:3, masterandcommander.png)


aww, so you won't be around to watch Master and Commander?

ad55b9  No.379754

File: 982989f7856a0e8⋯.jpg (116.63 KB, 645x773, 645:773, westiewojaksmirk.jpg)

*tickles westie*

9fed65  No.379755


nope, funny that isn't it

ad55b9  No.379756

File: 409976a1a12d0a4⋯.png (29.31 KB, 2100x1092, 25:13, 00b119ec4b8b61c82a78f4f0aa….png)


>nope, funny that isn't it

not really, it's just typical 22st tricks tbh

9fed65  No.379757


you're choosing to watch it now

ad55b9  No.379758


>you're choosing to watch it now

am i?

9fed65  No.379759


or are you not?

ad55b9  No.379760

where is everybody?

b96334  No.379761

found an article about an ant colony in an old nuclear bunker. it has no queen and is composed of ants who fall through the gaps in a ventilation shaft and get stuck there from colonies on the surface. there is no food and they all eventually starve. the floor of the colony is composed of two million corpses.


im very ticklish

cf4c83  No.379762


playin' ocarina of time

ad55b9  No.379763

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sadbins.png)

Where's welshlad? Where is Dorshie? Where are the rest of my film gang?

9fed65  No.379764

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




Dorset killed himself, Welshlad comes and goes, sometimes he travels for months.

ad55b9  No.379765


do you think lovely Dorshie gave us up for lent?

maybe Welsh Lad did too

they're both good such lads tbh

b7e170  No.379766

File: 117b2c96dbe9f21⋯.png (16.7 KB, 529x529, 1:1, frown upside down.png)

Would it be illegal to buy a crate of live snails or insects and send them into my workplace so bossman has to open them?

9fed65  No.379767


maybe, nofap, no/newbrit/

a15757  No.379768


Not unless you're aware that he has some kind of allergy to them. you'd still get fired tho either way if he found out it was you

ad55b9  No.379769

File: 13c7d7eecafd334⋯.png (9.91 KB, 240x232, 30:29, 9c0890f00a8e4d4807462d9821….png)

oh, she's here

ad55b9  No.379770


>maybe, nofap, no/newbrit/

what do you mean?

b96334  No.379771


why would you kill such innocent creatures on purpose smh

ad55b9  No.379772


she's just a horrible, horrible person

ad55b9  No.379773


who are you? do you like watching films?

9fed65  No.379774


isn'tit obvious?

cf4c83  No.379775


you can buy insane quantities of insects like ladybugs, crickets, etc. online for very cheap prices. as long as they're not invasive species, I don't think it's illegal to release them. doing it on somebody's property without their consent may be, idk

cf4c83  No.379776

>the room at the entrance of castle town lets you farm infinity rupees very quickly


wish I knew that when I was young

ad55b9  No.379777

File: 7fa8c4a37fa78f7⋯.jpg (74.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, tetsuo22.jpg)

>wait a minute, has that evil power mad 22st mod banned all my frens?

a15757  No.379778


I was known as Margaret Rutherford but if it's Master and Commander then I'm gonna pass because I am tired and I probably will sleep at 10

ad55b9  No.379779


I didn't actualy put MAster and Commander on, I was just teasing fatty gay

b7e170  No.379780


That's a good point. I just want bossman to suffer.

b96334  No.379781

once had a snail in my fish tank and it grew a large footlong tentacle once

ad55b9  No.379782


was that it's benis?

b96334  No.379783


i don't know i googled it and couldn't find out what had happened. alien sea snail.

9fed65  No.379784


Nose probably, bets look like their owners

a15757  No.379785

File: 96b9662d1bc7173⋯.png (569.9 KB, 580x767, 580:767, 8ukc0uuhghk21.png)

Did you know Allah can turn you into Westie?

ad55b9  No.379786

File: 3d48b826172f066⋯.png (8.65 KB, 833x408, 49:24, 63852fafe351572e2c00e049ec….png)


>Nose probably, bets look like their owners

lad, you're really not making a lot of sense today ngl

is everything okay?

9fed65  No.379787


yeah but my best friend is watching a film I wanted to watch without me

b96334  No.379788


i endorse allah

ad55b9  No.379789


no they aren't, i didnt' put it on

ad55b9  No.379790

File: 0d3ca7900c6f10a⋯.jpeg (81.54 KB, 1059x664, 1059:664, officespace.jpeg)

9fed65  No.379791

05fab3  No.379792

File: b041aa21fd6c69b⋯.jpg (122.26 KB, 1022x768, 511:384, look anon we be fucked.jpg)

Wow this board got slow

53a30a  No.379793

File: 078381e88b3480d⋯.png (619.57 KB, 733x900, 733:900, 078381e88b3480d40d1ad742dd….png)


no wess blame spic

b96334  No.379794

File: 7d0d65255878b79⋯.png (5.7 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 7d0d65255878b791f7305ec869….png)


>tfw wessex is dead

b96334  No.379795

has anyone seen him on druidpoal?

a15757  No.379796

File: 45cdda19efdc7dd⋯.png (318.12 KB, 425x425, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>finally got a jerb

>mummy now moaning at me because "that's not much money"

>at least double what universal credit gives me a month depending on how many hours I work

honestly so fucking done with it lads either this year or next I'm moving the fuck away

05fab3  No.379797

File: 8d9015265ac9780⋯.png (530.58 KB, 692x551, 692:551, i am furious.png)


tbh what is there to even post about these days

The fun kinda went away with the best posters

b96334  No.379798


/brit/ is dead as well, there isn't much of anything to post about really. I wish neo still posted so we could chat about yank politics.

05fab3  No.379799



b96334  No.379800

File: 16a268650926043⋯.png (1.63 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


>anti israel


b96334  No.379801

File: 7faaf98a1c37ca9⋯.png (1.69 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

The Fiacal Padraig, or Shrine of St Patrick’s Tooth (14th century, Ireland)

53a30a  No.379802

File: d0db6da7fd77764⋯.jpg (25.4 KB, 482x490, 241:245, d0db6da7fd7776417507f5e676….jpg)

ad55b9  No.379803

File: 8eac758c15ce975⋯.png (6.53 KB, 750x408, 125:68, a8bd6eecceb019334b41c3097d….png)


you know i love you lad,

ceb573  No.379804

File: 8898279932587bb⋯.png (56.01 KB, 153x183, 51:61, 1551057909301.png)

>told to come earlier at the newspaper distribution place because newspapers are not delayed much anymore

>it is delayed by an hour already

05fab3  No.379805


Lad let's migrate to >>>/goblin/

05fab3  No.379806


fuck sake

ceb573  No.379807

05fab3  No.379808

But jewbrit is still ours

b96334  No.379809

File: f02d003a247653d⋯.png (1.15 MB, 890x1188, 445:594, ClipboardImage.png)

b96334  No.379810

File: d2d7b3af161c889⋯.jpg (54.05 KB, 320x480, 2:3, 1548547325494.jpg)

05fab3  No.379811

It should be the old filter with a capital G smh

d524de  No.379812


05fab3  No.379813

b96334  No.379814


Alri lad hows things? Your guitar fixed?

d524de  No.379815

Too pissed up to figure out how to reply on a phone

b96334  No.379816

File: eaa3ca93e471234⋯.png (2.5 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

a15757  No.379817

File: 016e8a62c93114a⋯.png (222.23 KB, 500x482, 250:241, ClipboardImage.png)


ayy you're back I was worried you had been killed by the boomer's ghost

05fab3  No.379818

File: 014dfaed44eeaaf⋯.jpg (20.35 KB, 320x256, 5:4, shudder.jpg)



ad55b9  No.379819

File: 7c507b14110491e⋯.png (13.86 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 7c507b14110491e96cf8d4cb15….png)


lad, just wanted to say, I think you're awesome, and an absolute stellar human being

d524de  No.379820

I love her, lads.

cf4c83  No.379821


the ginger gardening lass?

d524de  No.379822


She is beautiful

And thank you binny boy

05fab3  No.379823


No you don't. Man up

ad55b9  No.379824


yw lad

d524de  No.379825


Yes I do. She is amazing and so sweet

ad55b9  No.379826

File: 7f0107740c074d6⋯.png (40.37 KB, 849x1032, 283:344, BECOMEwhoyouare.png)


just try not to have an accidental wank which might delay your courage in asking her out

05fab3  No.379827


>hasn't even talked to her

>loves her

ok bro

Go talk to her aaaaaaaaaa

Be dominant but not creepy

d524de  No.379828


Don't worry. I am a changed man. I will ask her out no matter what. Think she has a kid keek

ad55b9  No.379829

File: 34ac626157e8e6e⋯.png (7.2 KB, 485x455, 97:91, 68b6d83081ce22f4ad433986bf….png)


accidentaly had two wanks today

05fab3  No.379830









ad55b9  No.379831


Jew is on Netflix?

46cb18  No.379832


Which era?

b96334  No.379833

File: a0ec2014eae721c⋯.jpg (67.11 KB, 692x1020, 173:255, IMG_20190221_090154.jpg)

cf4c83  No.379834

File: f575b7c656f20fc⋯.png (35.89 KB, 865x526, 865:526, 1538942166134.png)


>tfw wankless day

was seriously craving some tiddy but I didn't really succumb

05fab3  No.379835


the films

b96334  No.379836

File: 6f1dbbc644ac005⋯.jpg (67.76 KB, 640x665, 128:133, IMG_20190309_003526.jpg)

03263d  No.379837

File: 0a9a0d137d73253⋯.jpg (10.67 KB, 554x396, 277:198, Zero_DS_2011_Aktion.jpg)

File: 24637842f207318⋯.webm (721.75 KB, 480x360, 4:3, uuuuuu.webm)

ad55b9  No.379838

File: 006ed3d03ca953b⋯.jpg (21.9 KB, 399x325, 399:325, 006ed3d03ca953bc8f69b08959….jpg)


gud lid

not like me…

cf4c83  No.379839


>not like me…

oyster up to replenish zinc, you'll feel much better

cf4c83  No.379840

File: 7413e9beb583106⋯.png (3.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Untitled.png)

phwoar tbh

46cb18  No.379841


Oh ho ho~

46cb18  No.379842

File: 3f1c4711af9a0c2⋯.png (890.7 KB, 750x929, 750:929, ClipboardImage.png)

cf4c83  No.379843

>Vocalist Don of the Dead sounds possessed by Hell's Unholy Fire itself. His blasphemous vomits electrify the music and infect it with evil and malicious incantations. Early death metal styled vocals here, no pitch shifted or pig squeal toilet bowl bullshit. He reminds me of David Vincent on early Morbid Angel releases but more demonic!

cf4c83  No.379844

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

just remembered there's a concert I've been meaning to got to tomorrow, Morbid Angel+Immolation

0f3069  No.379845


>tfw never played Dark Souls past the first one

cf4c83  No.379846


I never played any dark souls. morning, lad. I should prolly aim to fall asleep before 3, hmm

225020  No.379847

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

225020  No.379848


Yeah he posts every now and then

cf4c83  No.379849

alright gonna force myself to go do my oral hygiene routine. hate it so much, I just fucked around doing nothing for an hour to put it off

0f3069  No.379850


Isn't it 4am where you are now?

0f3069  No.379851

>little kernow's yoghurts are all best before today

*does her a favour and eats them all*

225020  No.379852


>Those little yoghurts I loved as a kid

Can't even remember what they're called smh

b7e170  No.379853

File: cd2ec5a20c08e59⋯.png (244.72 KB, 634x486, 317:243, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ec62935fe36a911⋯.png (128.04 KB, 229x220, 229:220, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a03462f131b998a⋯.png (4.44 MB, 1600x1600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)



These ones? They were yummy but hard to eat because no spoon could easily fit in there. I don't know if you also remember these crisps? I'd dip the ready salted ones into my raspberry or strawberry yoghurts. Strangely delicious.

b7e170  No.379854

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


0f3069  No.379855


Are those kangaroo crisps?

225020  No.379856


>Petits Filous

Ahh that's the one, never had those crisps though, just had wotsits, walkers and mini cheddars

b7e170  No.379857

File: 32aee86523e849d⋯.png (232.46 KB, 280x445, 56:89, ClipboardImage.png)


I believe they are called Jumpys. I'm struggling to find information on them aside from Paprika flavoured.


>that blonde girl that was on all the adverts from yoghurt to cancer charities that said it makes your bones grow strongerer

225020  No.379858


Kek yeah I remember them

>tfw you actually believed adverts

b7e170  No.379859

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>this scary advert with the bone noises

45519c  No.379860

File: 6b553d88424b0f5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 162.63 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, milkies.jpg)

for your own good, make sure you get enough calcium lads


0f3069  No.379861



I remember a cheesestring advert did it too

0f3069  No.379862


Are you allowed to post images of that illustrated Nipponese heroine (male)?

ef5d68  No.379863

b96334  No.379864

File: 97dd0d7e18605d2⋯.png (758.67 KB, 898x628, 449:314, ClipboardImage.png)

Delingpole: Ilhan Omar and the Corbynization of the American Left


When America’s racist-in-chief David Duke praises an up-and-coming Democrat representative as the “most important member of U.S. Congress” because of her outspoken and supposedly principled stance on the evils of Jews, you know there’s something seriously sick within the body politic.

>This is America in 2019, not Germany in 1938.

>Since when did it become acceptable — nay, on the political left actually fashionable — for elected politicians from mainstream parties like Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) to campaign on a ticket of flagrant Jew-hatred?

>To most of us of a certain generation it may well seem a mystery almost beyond comprehension.

all of this over one tiny comment about israel, my goodness

225020  No.379865


Drives the message home tbh

>that one where a guy is haunted by a child he accidentally killed

0f3069  No.379866

File: 73a2b13acb05c3e⋯.png (813.87 KB, 968x681, 968:681, ClipboardImage.png)


>This is America in 2019, not Germany in 1938.

That's the breitshart I know and love.

03263d  No.379867

File: cdf45cdc60f61aa⋯.jpg (15.64 KB, 404x315, 404:315, Jewess 533.jpg)

j.e.wesses, tbh

a15757  No.379868

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

03263d  No.379869

File: b0225ee74a849c3⋯.png (2.68 MB, 1429x767, 1429:767, EEZ pz.PNG)

fockin ez, kiddo. better luck next time ;)

a15757  No.379870

File: 4c2f59af68506ff⋯.png (190.07 KB, 435x315, 29:21, ClipboardImage.png)

I’m a sex addict and used to sleep with six men in one night but becoming a mum has made me go celibate


>The author, from Sheffield, began her obsession dangerously young - she lost her virginity at 12 and had her first proper boyfriend a year later.

>“I would go to a sex club after a night out with mates because I wanted a hit so badly.

>“My ex even took me to a big sex party in Liverpool where he watched me have sex with six men at once.

>“I was sleeping with several men a week even when I didn't feel like it.

>“I felt powerless to control my desires - and would turn to sex to soothe me all the time. I guess I wanted the thrill of the connection.

>“I met strangers on Instagram, they’d message me with compliments about my photos, and then we’d meet for sex.

> Laurie has found it hard to find a long-term partner.

>She says: “I’ve had about six big relationships but they don’t last as guys can’t handle an open relationship.

>“I found it easier to be monogamous with Ian, Henry’s dad, but with him we made an agreement I’d stay faithful.

>“Still, we had arguments over sex and we split up all the time because of my addiction.”

c39207  No.379871


keek that pic

a15757  No.379872

File: aa33036aeda0e98⋯.png (126 KB, 262x372, 131:186, ClipboardImage.png)

>the word "sex" appears in my post six times

>six men

>six big


c39207  No.379873

File: 362431b357737a9⋯.png (5.03 KB, 201x251, 201:251, hexagram.png)


what is the connecion between the number 6 and jews?

a15757  No.379874

File: 5d54fa83d712557⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 9.08 KB, 328x268, 82:67, ClipboardImage.png)


rotate it 90 degrees clockwise lad

c39207  No.379875


nvm i looked it up myself

b96334  No.379876

File: 13564a577028eda⋯.png (243.25 KB, 802x195, 802:195, ClipboardImage.png)

shes found newbrit lads

c39207  No.379877


nobody is going to rape diane abbott

46cb18  No.379878

File: 42065ba0710e18b⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1420x867, 1420:867, ClipboardImage.png)

I wish to be the robot. Seeking high, seeking low. Seeking out intruders wherever they may go.

4e9ebb  No.379879


>talking to the public about your fantasies


and taking people's jobs smh

4e9ebb  No.379880

File: 43b91717c8075a9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.14 MB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Braphog time

>the ones in the mirror universe can't smell it

67d72d  No.379881

File: 35ba6729b4f16ac⋯.png (25.94 KB, 680x515, 136:103, 35ba6729b4f16acb973bb7c91c….png)

>when you thought you had a particular wojak saved but look for it and realise you never saved it

67d72d  No.379882

File: fbe2ec12ab305b6⋯.gif (110.74 KB, 1027x731, 1027:731, 2f71d81aa58db092fb0060ded4….gif)


when he's here

4e9ebb  No.379883

File: d0f0f2b4d5f1946⋯.png (32.37 KB, 882x758, 441:379, ClipboardImage.png)



>when you always just googled that peep and then one day it stops showing up in google

4e9ebb  No.379884

File: 7d7158960d13fb8⋯.png (195.83 KB, 1018x763, 1018:763, ClipboardImage.png)


>when he's here

When he's here!

4e9ebb  No.379885

File: 5966bc7bfeeb10d⋯.jpg (23.91 KB, 689x795, 13:15, 1534353941931.jpg)

But nobody else is

67d72d  No.379886

File: 0794118e05baa5f⋯.gif (918.5 KB, 1200x832, 75:52, 0794118e05baa5f7d19d85ff1e….gif)



soz lad I was a bit distracted

I'm just going to go have a bath, back in a bit. are you still around for a movie later? I can get it set up when i get back

4e9ebb  No.379887

File: f97443bf572cc9f⋯.png (65.32 KB, 682x383, 682:383, ClipboardImage.png)

Why is she doing the triple dot…?

67d72d  No.379888

File: 444a6375a5822ff⋯.jpg (58.95 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1513143a0c3376985f5fcbe427….jpg)


lad, we already know you're a genius, you don't need to rub it in by posting screen grabs of this incomprehensible other language you can speak and think in, just to make us all feel stupid…

4e9ebb  No.379889


yeah I am always up for movies with my best friend the The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman


kek I am just questioning the use of the triple dot smh

0f3069  No.379890

File: d2f283ac424c8ed⋯.jpg (2.78 MB, 3000x4000, 3:4, 101_0233.JPG)

*walks towards you*


The ellipsis is a coded message indicating that you are in the presence of a fellow intellectual.

4e9ebb  No.379891

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>The ellipsis is a coded message indicating that you are in the presence of a fellow intellectual.

>tfw it's my mummy

Being big-brained is genetic then I guess

0f3069  No.379892

File: 142826c1159fa8b⋯.gif (29.3 KB, 645x1083, 215:361, 1243869206748.gif)

>get old hard drive back from parent's house

>go through it

time to crack open a can of monster


God that's so cute.

4e9ebb  No.379893


find something naughty, lad?

46cb18  No.379894


>when you find those pictures of your nipples you took when you were twelve, and aren't sure if you can technically be arrested for possession of CP or not

4e9ebb  No.379895


I am not sure actually, I feel like I have heard it, but then you have all those families having baby pictures and stuff

03263d  No.379896

tea or coffee

0f3069  No.379897

File: 35faa672c51a016⋯.jpg (826.75 KB, 993x1215, 331:405, 1265429094282.jpg)


Some of my old 4chan image collection, old university work, and photos of mrs kernow when she was younger.

03263d  No.379898

File: 3323d27b082203a⋯.png (771.39 KB, 615x885, 41:59, Jewess 867.png)

it's about to boil, what should i drink??

0fa7b7  No.379899

File: a74fc8d54a76cb4⋯.png (144.62 KB, 549x550, 549:550, a74fc8d54a76cb420ce687d597….png)


yes, it was


good lad

03263d  No.379900

spic can't decide for me, only good lads

0f3069  No.379901


It's 6pm, so tea.

4e9ebb  No.379902


>and photos of mrs kernow when she was younger.

post her

As long as younger doesn't mean kid smh


What's boiling?

03263d  No.379903


k ill do that


mah wa-ah

0f3069  No.379904


My fellow gluteal region appreciator


Probably not the best idea tbh, maybe if we split up one day I'll post her photos in anger or something.

0fa7b7  No.379905

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idk if I'm gonna be assed to go to that concert later or not, haven't decided yet. I'd be more enthused if Immolation was going to be playing more off their first album

a15757  No.379906

File: c1fc6b282ed0510⋯.png (775.35 KB, 750x914, 375:457, ClipboardImage.png)

0f3069  No.379907


Is he ByGum's boyfriend?

03263d  No.379908


*gf fucks neighbour when he's off sweating his balls off while being shot at*


0fa7b7  No.379909

File: 7bfd15b5b48df82⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 58.31 KB, 500x666, 250:333, 1.jpg)

File: 67e1c4529485d61⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 54.76 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 2.jpg)

File: c0fcaad45d98d67⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 86.4 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 3.jpg)

File: 908d83f133bf52e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 57.99 KB, 500x666, 250:333, 4.jpg)

File: 738c254c1c9f671⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 62.9 KB, 500x666, 250:333, 5.jpg)


why not both at the same time?

4e9ebb  No.379910


>mah wa-ah

Speak English


>Probably not the best idea tbh, maybe if we split up one day I'll post her photos in anger or something.

kek. smh


she probably has a big penis nose

4e9ebb  No.379911

File: 4daecf94f89095e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 777.76 KB, 1024x1138, 512:569, ClipboardImage.png)

d524de  No.379912

How do I become a successful voyeur?

4e9ebb  No.379913


he's back lads

4e9ebb  No.379914

File: f33bfc9d2b08eed⋯.png (20.69 KB, 657x201, 219:67, ClipboardImage.png)


46cb18  No.379915


Voyeurism is just sexual assault for cowards.

0f3069  No.379916


You already are successful.


>Speak English

Something the Scottish often find themselves being told.

d524de  No.379917

4e9ebb  No.379918


the dykes again, lad? just install a camera

696c5b  No.379919

4e9ebb  No.379920


>404 Not Found

d524de  No.379921


I haven't heard them in a long time smh

Just want to shag a woman, might go to the pub in a bit but idk doubt if any pussi there

4e9ebb  No.379922


are you going to create a single mummy lad?

696c5b  No.379923

File: 59455cc1d81da35⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 374.55 KB, 640x480, 4:3, v9LmO.webm)

d524de  No.379924


I want a single mummy

225020  No.379925


Kek for fuck's sake lad

4e9ebb  No.379926

File: 9ae6d7181d66063⋯.jpg (18.85 KB, 332x351, 332:351, 9ae6d7181d66063ea71bdc4fb9….jpg)



0f3069  No.379927



278d7d  No.379928


He should knock on their door with a bible and tell them to stop their sinful lesbian ways, so that they drag him inside for a beating and force him to watch in disgust as they slurp each others slush puppies. Reverse psychology.

4e9ebb  No.379929


does the missus ever push your head under the duvet and let it rip, lad?

0fa7b7  No.379930

278d7d  No.379931



d524de  No.379932


B-but that's the opposite of noncery

0f3069  No.379933


I wish smh

4e9ebb  No.379934

File: 03d1429277ac46b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 817.07 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, ClipboardImage.png)


Implying all the noise they are making isn't just to get Dorshit's attention

0fa7b7  No.379935

File: df52002aaf429fb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.12 KB, 645x716, 645:716, inhales.jpg)

0fa7b7  No.379936

File: df52002aaf429fb⋯.jpg (56.12 KB, 645x716, 645:716, inhales.jpg)

didn't mean to spoiler

696c5b  No.379937


you are the man, you should force her kindly

4e9ebb  No.379938

>all these unironic brapopologists

0fa7b7  No.379939


this, I thought it was all a joke. I like butts but NOT flatulence, can't express this enough

46cb18  No.379940

File: 7b042ee815c2732⋯.webm (2.53 MB, 512x384, 4:3, madotsuki.webm)

4e9ebb  No.379941

File: 9c51c5f79fe8c63⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.5 MB, 1200x848, 75:53, ClipboardImage.png)

>no happytrail gf

4e9ebb  No.379942

File: dc408c356f324f1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.5 MB, 1370x1550, 137:155, ClipboardImage.png)

>that time your mum found a drawing you had done as a kid of a woman who had big tits and arse like this

b96334  No.379943

File: 2324c9d698e8287⋯.png (163.28 KB, 225x350, 9:14, ClipboardImage.png)


I love this webm so much

4e9ebb  No.379944


>those Lews in the background

46cb18  No.379945


me too

0fa7b7  No.379946

File: 4e5e6af3a50dc2f⋯.jpg (51.87 KB, 804x802, 402:401, 4e5e6af3a50dc2f1756460d680….jpg)


>that time mummy walked into your room at 2am and saw you customizing a saints row 2 character with maximum tits/ass and blonde pigtails

4e9ebb  No.379947


kek that's not so bad, they are customizable like that for a reason smh

0f3069  No.379948


Sorry lad Jordan Peterson got me into Christian Brapologetics

d524de  No.379949

I'm sorry, Heather. :(

03263d  No.379950



welcome back

278d7d  No.379951


>post 666

Devil nonce.

4e9ebb  No.379952

File: a8468e266f4e4d8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.09 MB, 1024x1639, 1024:1639, ClipboardImage.png)

If only Wessex was here so he could witness the breaking of records

d524de  No.379953

Ginger lass…

4e9ebb  No.379954


>mention Wessex


that's right