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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 09d88c798f28783⋯.jpg (57.81 KB, 528x498, 88:83, 09d88c798f287830a246b78446….jpg)

f867c9  No.382207


‘Parliament No Longer Represents the People’: May Loses Control of OWN MOTION Hijacked by Hardline Remainers


Brexiteers have reacted with anger after the House of Commons voted to stop the UK leaving the EU without a deal, whilst the Tory Party is in disarray after Prime Minister Theresa May lost control of her own motion.'

>Veteran Brexit campaigner Nigel Farage said immediately after the vote, “A total disgrace, Parliament no longer represents the people,” adding, “This is a Parliament of outright liars. We will have to fight them again. And mark my words — we will beat them once more.”

>Mr Farage later penned a piece for The Telegraph, where he confirmed what he had written in 2017 that “The great Brexit betrayal has begun,” noting, “Well, although it pains me to say it, the vote in Parliament to take no deal off the table proves that, 20 months ago, I was right.”

>Tory Brexiteer MP Bernard Jenkin called it a “sad day for democracy” whilst MEP Dan Hannan accused “Tory Euro-zealots” of “delegitimising our system of government.”

‘Time to WAKE UP!’ Ireland issues furious Brexit warning - ‘UK could be FLOODED’


BRITISH businesses will suffer as the UK becomes “flooded” by EU produce if Theresa May enacts her no deal Brexit tariff plan, Ireland has warned.

>A furious source in Dublin hit out at the Government’s new tariff scheme which was unveiled in the wake of Mrs May’s second crushing Brexit deal defeat. Under the scheme announced this morning, the Government has promised a “temporary approach to checks, processes and tariffs” in order to avoid a hard border on the island of Ireland. To do so, Britain will not introduce any new checks or controls on goods crossing the land border meaning there will be no customs requirements on “nearly all goods”.

>Goods going directly from the Republic of Ireland to the UK, for example by boat from ports in Dublin or Rosslare to Britain, would still be subject to WTO tariffs.

>The Government confirmed any new measures would only be introduced to protect Northern Irish businesses, ensure compliance with international legal obligations and uphold the biosecurity of the island.

Right to Buy homes re-sold since 2000 made £6.4bn in profit


A former council tenant bought their home under Right to Buy for £8,000 and sold it on for £285,000 nine days later - a £277,000 profit, the BBC found.

>The Solihull buyer was among 140 in Great Britain who bought and resold within one month, making a £3m collective profit.

>Opponents of the scheme said too many people had profited from a policy that had "much bigger social ambitions".

>Supporters said Right to Buy helped people secure their financial future.

d23e48  No.382209

File: 14b9a397dfa6927⋯.gif (513.71 KB, 607x609, 607:609, 14b.gif)

Reminder that /newbrit/ is a satire board. Only satirists may post beneath this line.


d643ba  No.382210

File: 23aaab92fcfb213⋯.jpg (209.43 KB, 833x1192, 833:1192, Jewess 37.jpg)

gob.lines, tbh

d643ba  No.382211


3986a3  No.382212

File: b67a761539cca26⋯.png (9.17 KB, 410x392, 205:196, b67a761539cca26f15ddc8dfbc….png)


I know a nice goblin that I watch films with sometimes. I'm trying to persuade her to be my gf

f867c9  No.382213

File: bac3a22c2acbb48⋯.png (11.3 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


No flag.


Is that post also satire lad?

f867c9  No.382214

File: 5fc4b052eaa9515⋯.jpg (34.72 KB, 331x458, 331:458, 1432190184697.jpg)

3986a3  No.382215

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sadbins.png)

has anyone else noticed that things are super mega kind of fucked up lately?

f867c9  No.382216

File: caf84f9232fa974⋯.gif (1.45 MB, 234x234, 1:1, 1418922985416.gif)

d643ba  No.382217

good night, lads.


things are great, bud.

d23e48  No.382218

File: 8f2c1e33264e2ca⋯.png (946.93 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)




it's the 3rd impact, lad

3986a3  No.382219

File: 59a78f4774d8139⋯.jpg (112.66 KB, 852x480, 71:40, bincosmic10.jpg)



couldn't sleep last night, was too wired. I feel like the mental psychic energy that's been unleashed recently is affecting me or something

anyone else getting that?

f867c9  No.382220


Night lad.

f867c9  No.382221

File: 2ff4d40606af61c⋯.gif (2.64 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 1425696524324.gif)

f867c9  No.382222

File: 37f280a20da64c5⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 255x191, 255:191, 1422206896798.jpg)

f867c9  No.382223


3986a3  No.382224

File: 7b8459e73c50f6e⋯.jpg (450.14 KB, 736x552, 4:3, bincosmic8.jpg)


>it's the 3rd impact, lad

it's definitely something

f867c9  No.382225

File: c35cbbad4d7ec5e⋯.jpg (59.67 KB, 782x788, 391:394, 1459880202899.jpg)

3986a3  No.382226

File: e388624a94e59ee⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 393.66 KB, 960x882, 160:147, binex3.png)

keep thinking about my ex

that's not a good sign…

f867c9  No.382227

File: 2e042abcb798a12⋯.jpg (10.22 KB, 293x282, 293:282, 1422270138618.jpg)

3986a3  No.382228


I've got a bad feeling she's going to turn up unexpectedly…

Not sure how I'll react tbh

3986a3  No.382229

File: f3ab78541d74b91⋯.jpg (74.47 KB, 992x558, 16:9, bincosmic3.jpg)

too many energies hitting me right now smh

f867c9  No.382230

File: 3b9259d391f8e51⋯.png (76.52 KB, 850x638, 425:319, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

6c66f9  No.382231

File: 58d939e693d0255⋯.webm (3.5 MB, 610x340, 61:34, Serial Kiwi Invaders.webm)


291f13  No.382232

File: 9ac6e81e03aec38⋯.jpg (193.92 KB, 1280x915, 256:183, D1B-OX8UYAAeKr8.jpg)

db5d75  No.382233

File: b1e6b1694705d7f⋯.png (1.39 MB, 700x1871, 700:1871, ClipboardImage.png)


70eea4  No.382234


I was looking forward to Endgame but she will be in it and hogging all the screentime and lines, won't she? Smh.

49c6bb  No.382235


Not the first time a woman who ran off her mouth and wasn't stopped has ended up costing.

db5d75  No.382236

File: a916b1a428a7b08⋯.mp4 (9.05 MB, 480x360, 4:3, yukkuri song.mp4)

bit of a slow one today.

a3bd09  No.382237

one of my banjo strings snapped


d23e48  No.382238

first day of toil lads

a2f9fe  No.382239

another fucking weird dream

this time I was walking through this transportation facility looking for my monorail or whatever to travel wherever. and the place was this labyrinth of corridors and doorways, I couldn't find the transport I was looking for. and the other weird thing is that there were kebab shops everywhere- not raghead ones, these were like specialized shishkebab shops run by whites. one of 'em was "pizza kebabs" where it was like pizza on a stick. and the most famous that I eventually started looking for was this sweet n' spicy shishkebab shop run by this giant talking lobster kebab chef wearing an apron. I really wanted to try one of his famous kebabs but I couldn't find it and then I woke up






you wank too aggressively, lad?

a3bd09  No.382240


a2f9fe  No.382241

cmon where's that pph lads, it's not a wagie day

db5d75  No.382242

File: 00b76449d2bb846⋯.gif (3.65 MB, 294x524, 147:262, chaikagrapes.gif)


I'm here bud. We didn't lose any regulars by hiding the board, did we? I assume no one was navigating through the home page,

a2f9fe  No.382243


somebody in Bongo Bongo Land was already asking what happened, some people might do that actually. blows my mind, how can they stand the loading screens? just bookmark https://8ch.net/newbrit/catalog.html

db5d75  No.382244


You can just favourite the board, and add it your top bar.

7c41c7  No.382245


>forgetting your flag in the fucking OP


7c41c7  No.382246

File: 1513143a0c33769⋯.jpg (64.93 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1530867328646.jpg)


woke up and went to bed again and now the weekend is a lmost over

a2f9fe  No.382247


hasn't it just started? well you wake up early so maybe saturday is half done. but wouldn't that just be 1/4th done?

7c41c7  No.382248


I exaggerate, but newspaper bois only get one day off

a2f9fe  No.382249

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

7c41c7  No.382250

File: 9a4417ea03807db⋯.png (1.34 MB, 2120x2612, 530:653, ClipboardImage.png)

db5d75  No.382251


I'm actually a massive communist.

a3bd09  No.382252


this but unironically

not like herts who likes to LARP as one

8a6d2b  No.382253

File: 846bb3edef3b9b9⋯.gif (273.21 KB, 220x233, 220:233, 1551655129742.gif)

I only come here for the anime pics, not interested in the politics and casual racism smh

db5d75  No.382254


You just wish you had enough money to buy prostitutes every night.

a3bd09  No.382255

7c41c7  No.382256


Does Herts even LARP as a commie, isn't he a Stalinist?

db5d75  No.382257


Horny horny lad…

7c41c7  No.382258



Yeah nobody's interested in you either

8a6d2b  No.382259


been at gym all afternoon with no time to post

a3bd09  No.382260


he likes to larp as a nazbol

its funny because he's such a sheltered middle class uni student

7c41c7  No.382261

File: 80fb641afdd2292⋯.png (332 KB, 1261x634, 1261:634, ClipboardImage.png)

they gave Mothra a very humanoid body

7c41c7  No.382262


>not posting between sets


lad he's going to be upset

db5d75  No.382263


Never met a working class communist, tbh.

db5d75  No.382264


Would you?

a2f9fe  No.382265

I'm a National Feudalist, a.k.a. /natfeud/


>no harem of thicc moth gfs

7c41c7  No.382266

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>MY ANCESTOR is a horror monster


7c41c7  No.382267


climb into her giant reproductive organ and get squished? Yes

a2f9fe  No.382268

basically go back to medieval times except we eat beef instead of bread and worship odin instead of (((YHWH))) and there's transhumanism with genetic engineering and chainsaw/laser arm deathbots wiping out the wogs

db5d75  No.382269

Don't fully subscribe to any political ideology, because people inevitably fuck everything up anyway. Kind of hoping robots save us from ourselves one day.

7c41c7  No.382270

Me? I just have the right opinions tbh

db5d75  No.382271

Political ideology is like trying to patch a hole in the hull of a boat with chewing gum, when really you just need a new boat.

a2f9fe  No.382272


>Kind of hoping robots save us from ourselves one day

I hope that but for aliens

but here's the thing: even if there are benevolent super-advanced intelligent aliens out there, by the time light from Earth reaches them and they realize what trouble we're in, it'll be 25,000 years too late

7c41c7  No.382273


A big country-sized boat would be nice

7c41c7  No.382274

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Been seeing this really thicc juicy pajeet lad the gas station where I load newspapers. Can't stop thinking about him. Really should just ask him out for a quick fuck, making me fucking crazy. Gonna pull out just before I make cummies though, purely for fucking, not impregnating.

a2f9fe  No.382275



49c6bb  No.382276

File: b067bd0a8b2a59d⋯.webm (349.33 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Absolutley disgusting.webm)

a2f9fe  No.382277

File: 44c0255e50b5921⋯.png (510.84 KB, 936x1233, 104:137, d01f13c322cf3749b152083158….png)

holy fug, they really do not want this video spreading

49c6bb  No.382278


Does that mean it's fake or they don't want people to be inspired?

8a6d2b  No.382279


I uploaded it to my mega (NZ) account sheeeeeeeiiiiiit

a3bd09  No.382280


he's always upset


they only exist in poorer or 3rd world countries

most of the working class commies in 1st world can hardly be commies compared to those in the 3rd world

i am sort of a 3rd worldist tbh

7c41c7  No.382281



just channeling my inner spic

a2f9fe  No.382282


the latter, I assume. I actually don't understand why they want to suppress the video so badly. if anything they should be exploiting the opportunity to demonize le ebil h'white males and (ethno-)nationalism in general, no?


well you're not a NZ citizen/resident so I don't think you have anything to worry about. you might have got mega fined for $200k though kek

db5d75  No.382283


One thing that struck me was just how easy he made it look.

da76a9  No.382284

File: 4ea56d2a4855c40⋯.png (336.59 KB, 639x640, 639:640, ClipboardImage.png)

This rugby though lads

a2f9fe  No.382285


amazing how long he was there and there were no sirens 'til he was already driving away. absolutely btfo's those faggots that say you don't need guns for self-defense because "muh police". the perp will have more than enough time to do whatever he wants before they arrive even assuming the best case scenario that you're near a station and call immediately

da76a9  No.382286


No honey, the problem is that guns are too easy to obtain in New Zealand.


tbh I think we're beyond the point where they need to stage false flags, they've pushed things to the point that things boil over on their own now.

da76a9  No.382287


>really thicc juicy pajeet lad


a3bd09  No.382288

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Oven Baked St. Louis Ribs With Homemade Guinness BBQ Sauce

7c41c7  No.382289


They workout for your pleasure

7c41c7  No.382290

File: a0c6ffd7593146d⋯.png (318.8 KB, 474x593, 474:593, ClipboardImage.png)

He doesn't look so good

a3bd09  No.382291


that's what a diet of poop will do to you

a3bd09  No.382292

>vegan women no longer get their period and become infertile


7c41c7  No.382293


Daftie stopped having her period when she became too thin smh

a3bd09  No.382294


is that why she wants to fuck men with a strap-on?

7c41c7  No.382295


Kek I never really grasped why she wanted to do that. Funny how the people interested in her started talking about how they wanted to get fucked in the arse by strapons though. And I think she got it back now, her period.

a3bd09  No.382296



I bet she fucks her boyfriend with a strap-on

Sick sick girl

7c41c7  No.382297


She's just checking for cancer, lad

da76a9  No.382298


I'm not interested in her though.

a3bd09  No.382299


>when she fucks me but the strap-on comes out covered in blood and shit

a3bd09  No.382300


youd like to be fucked by her though

7c41c7  No.382301


Fuck's sake, lad. Don't tell me you want to be suspended by meathooks too


oof that's the spot

da76a9  No.382302


Well yeah

7c41c7  No.382303

File: c34edb751689373⋯.png (7.74 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no thicc gf

10f2f8  No.382304


Had a dream I went fishing with the famalam. I was walking behind the rods being casted and got a hook lodged into my cheek, then I woke up.

a3bd09  No.382305


>tfw no tall gf

7c41c7  No.382306

File: 02c6ca9f2dcf487⋯.png (2.01 MB, 1100x846, 550:423, ClipboardImage.png)

>they are in this week's episode

oh my

7c41c7  No.382307


The Bongo Bongo Land tranny is pretty tall

db5d75  No.382308


>No tiny gf you can carry in a rucksack

a3bd09  No.382309

7c41c7  No.382310

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

7c41c7  No.382311




7c41c7  No.382312

>Leon filter still on


a3bd09  No.382313


is he pretty?

a2f9fe  No.382314


the anus is a one way street, lad. it's a wrinkled, fragile squeeze-tube for pushing out soft waste- not a durable, self-lubricating/cleaning fuck-slit like a cooch

that dumb meme that shoving things up your anus prevents prostate cancer is probably the opposite of the truth, that's not natural

7c41c7  No.382315


Looks fine but it's a tranny

7c41c7  No.382316


>that dumb meme that shoving things up your anus prevents prostate cancer is probably the opposite of the truth, that's not natural

keeeeeek never heard that meme

a3bd09  No.382317


send me a pic chief

a2f9fe  No.382318


yeah some say that stimulating the prostate helps prevent cancer but I think it's just a homosexual jewish conspiracy to get white men to shove things up their ass

7c41c7  No.382319


ask her on Bongo Bongo Land yourself, lad

a3bd09  No.382320


just fucking send me a pic you cunt

7c41c7  No.382321

a3bd09  No.382322


then i will filter you.

7c41c7  No.382323

File: f62c821624241bc⋯.png (2.78 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>Krusty releases an all-female reboot of "Itchy and Scratchy," so Bart and his crew of all-male friends decide to boycott the show. After Bart's friends turn on him for laughing at the reboot, Bart joins a woke group of sixth-grade girls who commit crimes against patriarchy.[3]"

3bd2b1  No.382324

File: 0cfb42c6ca59a3a⋯.png (6.88 KB, 454x408, 227:204, f6ab45a6d8dd6b3d34b1f91c71….png)

7c41c7  No.382325


Ain't getting no (You)s then

7c41c7  No.382326

File: 2e634fb815b5ff0⋯.png (917.58 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)



3bd2b1  No.382327

File: decb17e4a043a8f⋯.png (9.31 KB, 858x608, 429:304, 1d30560501503c24666e450787….png)


>will filter you

lad, no. we're all friends here

except her

a3bd09  No.382328


send me a picture

3bd2b1  No.382329


is that thing from weird science?

7c41c7  No.382330


Google says so yeha

a3bd09  No.382331

worried that they will want me to receive holy communion when i havent been baptised

will just have to not receive it again like last time and speak to the priest after about getting me baptised

49c6bb  No.382332


Has the quality dipped that much?

a2f9fe  No.382333


but why worship the jewish god, feeding the jewish race more power?

db5d75  No.382334


Topical, three years ago.

7c41c7  No.382335


I guess, haven't watched it for so many years

3bd2b1  No.382336

File: daeb2eca3b3dc07⋯.png (246.35 KB, 740x504, 185:126, daeb2eca3b3dc07bae702c4411….png)

a3bd09  No.382337

>replies despite being filtered

you are an insult to your own intelligence[or lack of]

7c41c7  No.382338

3bd2b1  No.382339


sounds really preachy and unfunny. Simpsons stopped being funny years ago tbh

10f2f8  No.382340

File: e0976d9a229e678⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 204.05 KB, 1400x840, 5:3, Unknown Man.jpg)

db5d75  No.382341

Think the female reboot trend is done now. They're sending that Doom film out direct to DVD.

7c41c7  No.382342


Looks like Dorshite

3bd2b1  No.382343

File: d428b008add5639⋯.png (7.14 KB, 831x400, 831:400, 8ea015f1b4b632054aea54b9a3….png)


lad, why are you being all nasty, has somethign upset you?

a3bd09  No.382344


I meant spicposter

I don't want to look at his low IQ posts

3bd2b1  No.382345


yeah, they have been running off their past success for years

6c66f9  No.382346

File: cb0308257b424d6⋯.png (232.24 KB, 555x900, 37:60, sonichu4.png)



it's been zombie simpsons and a poz mouthpiece for almost 20 years lads

3bd2b1  No.382347

File: 36c8ce00aa45be2⋯.jpg (62.57 KB, 1024x776, 128:97, lawrenceofficespace.jpg)


>spic poster

he's okay lad, just a bit uncultured, not like us Anglos. He does his best though

a3bd09  No.382348


He is just stupid and indulges in it, I can't tolerate that.

3bd2b1  No.382349

Has anyone set up Escape From New York to watch tonight?

6c66f9  No.382350


will start at quarter-half past, have one more round of video games first

3bd2b1  No.382351

File: b08a91f666307e9⋯.jpg (541.51 KB, 1200x899, 1200:899, happpyaccidentman.jpg)


>He is just stupid and indulges in it, I can't tolerate that.

you're a bit bolshy this evening lad, do you think maybe you need to have a "happy" accident, if you know what i mean?

a3bd09  No.382352



im going to have a bath then get prepared for tomorrow morning


3bd2b1  No.382353

File: ca96af85b2d2079⋯.jpg (7.54 KB, 240x240, 1:1, ca96af85b2d207935a954d46a0….jpg)

6c66f9  No.382354

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

10f2f8  No.382355


What do you expect when all you have for dinner every night is a taco and your neighbor's finger sauce to spice up things for desert.

a2f9fe  No.382356


wouldn't mind a spicy mexican taco on my face for breakfast in bed tbqh

db5d75  No.382357

File: 0d90e293474b73b⋯.gif (15.25 KB, 343x338, 343:338, dr frogz.gif)

3bd2b1  No.382358

File: 53f2c72f1c246a7⋯.png (41.8 KB, 644x942, 322:471, c0700bf82ef90a1b69756749dc….png)

a3bd09  No.382359


the tie looks like a penis LOL

7c41c7  No.382360


>when he sees your cock

7c41c7  No.382361

File: 1b29a802b3be4d6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.04 MB, 880x1173, 880:1173, ClipboardImage.png)

you get one free sniff

db5d75  No.382362

File: 3d1fc635cf1ddc8⋯.gif (396.46 KB, 480x368, 30:23, katz write.gif)


Mmm. Now wh-why do you think you make that association?

a2f9fe  No.382363

File: 2d32936d84af624⋯.png (126.23 KB, 974x283, 974:283, rendering.png)


already knew what image it would be from this. LOVE it

db5d75  No.382364

File: 3f8a6974d789d7a⋯.png (902.79 KB, 857x971, 857:971, ClipboardImage.png)


70eea4  No.382365


I have the nostalgia of watching 90s and 2000s Simpsons on channel 4 with tea after school but I don't think it's ever been more than a kind of silly kids show tbh. Might be more pozzed than ever or maybe (((adults))) that still watch it just complain because it's not enjoyable for them anymore. Probably a little of both.

3bd2b1  No.382366

File: 4bd61ff301e2144⋯.png (126.87 KB, 861x637, 123:91, 4bd61ff301e2144f9ca5d6a173….png)


>you get one free sniff

better make the most of it then…

49638c  No.382367

File: 0f9fa13d8caed2f⋯.jpeg (2.27 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 519486F7-5027-497C-9D69-4….jpeg)

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Here are some videos I took at the zoo



db5d75  No.382368


It was never supposed to be a kid's show. Watch those early episodes again. They're even funnier, now that I actually get all the jokes.

6c66f9  No.382369


might actually change the film to Predator lad, since I've never seen it and nobody else seems to want to watch the snake


did anyone mistake you for an exhibit?

db5d75  No.382370

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Illegal video.

3bd2b1  No.382371


ok lad

bit tired tbh, might not make it through a whole film smh

49638c  No.382372

File: d555bf11e3b1e52⋯.jpeg (1.4 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 50F81FEA-C5B5-4464-8A8A-0….jpeg)


We thought they would but then we saw these signs and we knew making monkey noises around the monkeys might not be a good idea so we just made monkey noises in other places like the aquarium instead. Also we made gnome noises basically to every animal.

7c41c7  No.382373


Those baby elephants look as hairy as Dorshite


wdsmbt. Poor lads look so confused

ecd7a5  No.382374

File: 0efa0dc0b871fcc⋯.jpg (374.89 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1518026164288.jpg)

6c66f9  No.382375


both videos are fucked for me, I get 1 second of a really high quality photo of the animals then it's just audio and wierd graphical glitches smh

db5d75  No.382376

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Saw this one again recently. Completely went over my head as a kid.

49638c  No.382377


They were posing so I thought of JoJo. It started suckling from its mummy soon after this video was taken.

6c66f9  No.382378

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I'll shelve it then lad, going to watch an ep of my chinky dramas instead

it's series 2 of a big drama, the first is called the Advisor's Alliance

49638c  No.382379

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This is also from the same episode.

7c41c7  No.382380


see any gnomes?

49638c  No.382381


We walked past a man who made the noise

3bd2b1  No.382382

File: d872d257d80f9f6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1023.85 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, kaystinky.png)


db5d75  No.382383

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This guy did a pretty good breakdown of the style of old Simpsons comedy vs new Simpsons comedy.

70eea4  No.382384

>have to filter The Poster Formerly Known As Bins for another thread


a2f9fe  No.382385


rare lews

d643ba  No.382386

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d643ba  No.382387

File: 0b442b8848297f0⋯.jpg (111.48 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, Jewess 462.jpg)

'Cause every time it rains,

You're here in my head,

Like the sun coming out–

Ooh, I just know that something good is going to happen.

And I don't know when,

But just saying it could even make it happen.

6c66f9  No.382388


way too fellating of the early period tbh, I started rewatching and the poz starts at like episode 3

hilarious how he goes through the big three guys and the writing staff and literally everyone is a huge-schnozzed jew though, really makes you think

db5d75  No.382389


Yeah, he basically just rambles and pours out praise for the first few minutes. He gets down to some of the more mechanical components of the writing after that though. You can skip eight minutes.

ecd7a5  No.382390


its always been pozzed, the only good thing about old simpsons was the animation and the fact that the new episodes from about 04 onwards have a really sickly feel to them for some reason, they give me those mkultra headcaches

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db5d75  No.382392


First and foremost it was just very funny. You can work out the politics of it for yourself. I think people maybe romantisise it as being "anti-authoritarian" a little too much. It never really felt that way to me. Though TV comedy was always a bit stuffier in yank land. Monty Python and The Young Ones had already passed by by this point.

6c66f9  No.382393

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7c41c7  No.382394

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>tfw adblock blocks all the simpson porn

7c41c7  No.382395

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thinking about that pajeet lad again

ecd7a5  No.382396

File: 1846c081147507a⋯.jpg (61.97 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 1512560814101.jpg)

>everyone accusing everyone of being a newfag on brit because they dont all have the same opinions or sense of humour

db5d75  No.382397


Lol. Haven't been there in ages. A we the bogeyman now?

ecd7a5  No.382398

File: 5c17cad996cc943⋯.jpg (85.05 KB, 903x714, 43:34, 1456929812592.jpg)



>tfw I post in both threads and everyone treats me like Im solely user of only one

I feel like an imposter tbh

7c41c7  No.382399

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a2f9fe  No.382400

had lobster bisque now having a salad and gonna have burgers

7c41c7  No.382401


you love shellfish, lad

7c41c7  No.382402

File: 017bdd05ac8d567⋯.png (53.25 KB, 403x448, 403:448, 017bdd05ac8d56759bf7fc5c30….png)

wait, I thought shell meant armoured, like a lobster, but

>they are actual shells


d643ba  No.382403

File: 581da2307045d10⋯.png (751.04 KB, 1272x713, 1272:713, Jewess 627.png)

ecd7a5  No.382404


I get called a shill and all sorts of other stuff when I don a flag or trip

db5d75  No.382405


I think anyone who gets bent out of shape over "crossposting" is being a bit ridiculous. No one visits only one place on the internet. It's some silly nonsense that it became part of the culture to pretend you do. If you want some fun, go over to /v/, and tell them you visit pretty much any other site, or half of the boards on this site, and they'll flip their lid, like you just let the germs into their hazard suit. Poor demented fuckers.

7c41c7  No.382406


j-just banter, lad

a2f9fe  No.382407


yeah deff my favorite food group. not one in particular, they're all good. clams ("steamers")/quahogs (local clams), mussels, shrimp, lobster, crab, scallops…


"shell" basically refers to an animal's natural armor. a clam's shell is the rock-like structure that surrounds it, a turtle's shell is the thing on its back, a lobster's shell is the exoskeleton, etc.

also "shell" can refer to shotgun cartridges or artillery

ecd7a5  No.382408

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, 1468218553644.jpg)


a2f9fe  No.382409


it's fine. what problem are you having?

ecd7a5  No.382410


keeps crashing for no reason, never used to do this

7c41c7  No.382411

File: c2af68185185c9d⋯.png (70.31 KB, 1054x208, 527:104, ClipboardImage.png)


yeah but shellfish refers to literal shells, lad

oh wait it actually is very inclusive

7c41c7  No.382412


what's wrong, lad?


sounds like something else is the problem

7c41c7  No.382413

I use media player classic

7c41c7  No.382414

Biiiins where are you~

6c66f9  No.382415

File: 1a95b843d88febc⋯.png (920.15 KB, 1179x613, 1179:613, ClipboardImage.png)

lmao, I forgot about the chinky advertising craze

they put this one right at the end of the episode, but before the credits, and the actor is playing in character in the outfit from the moment before.

d643ba  No.382416


I use MPC-HC 64

7c41c7  No.382417


well that'd take you out

8a6d2b  No.382418

File: d4c44d96345ef00⋯.jpg (27.74 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 722c1caeaeea93c9866636ed9f….jpg)

6c66f9  No.382419


>jordan peterson forces his daughter to wear this before the nightly drugged rape session

7c41c7  No.382420

File: c1285e5f5bf4052⋯.mp4 (555.87 KB, 650x420, 65:42, finnish merchants enters t….mp4)

7c41c7  No.382421

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8a6d2b  No.382422


don't blame him tbh

7c41c7  No.382423

Does he make the kid watch?

8a6d2b  No.382424


we should watch that on rabbit at some point

3bd2b1  No.382425


here, i just went to have a shower

a2f9fe  No.382426


I'd lobst her

7c41c7  No.382427


Not sure what it is


Want to watch Troll hunter, lad?

8a6d2b  No.382428


When the Raven Flies

about an Irish lad in Iceland


7c41c7  No.382429


cool tbh-

>taig revenge


a2f9fe  No.382430


Make Ireland Britain Again, tbh

3bd2b1  No.382431


>Want to watch Troll hunter, lad?

Sorry I can't tonight, I have to get to bed early. I didn't really sleep last night and now I'm fucked

I've seen troll hunter before, so you can watch it without me or save it for another time, whichever you prefer

7c41c7  No.382432


alright lad

1b4a11  No.382433

File: 0acce5563523ec4⋯.png (411.27 KB, 600x575, 24:23, ClipboardImage.png)

Big if true

8a6d2b  No.382434

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anyone seen Mr Freedom?

7c41c7  No.382435

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a2f9fe  No.382436


big oof

db5d75  No.382437


Was hearing earlier how one of the former memebers of the Mosque is now with ISIS. Of course, I heard this on 8chan, so it could be total bullshit.

d643ba  No.382438

File: 618e11df83c4d03⋯.jpg (37.59 KB, 528x492, 44:41, 1448310863444.jpg)




6c66f9  No.382439

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fresh doom

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a2f9fe  No.382442

that "The Kommandant" YT channel is one of the funnest things I've seen in my life


6c66f9  No.382443

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7c41c7  No.382444


fucking yanks smh

7c41c7  No.382445

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8a6d2b  No.382446

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db5d75  No.382447

>The parents of a man killed by a drone in Yemen say he was "radicalised" in Christchurch. But preachers at the city mosque say they are moderates.


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a2f9fe  No.382449

File: 045fe07e358da8d⋯.gif (482.67 KB, 250x144, 125:72, wieners.gif)


very smart man

db5d75  No.382450


Don't know if that's the same place. Don't even know how big Christchurch is. Probably showing my ignorance here.

7c41c7  No.382451


pretty sure they found weapons and shti at that mosque

db5d75  No.382452

It's not a city, is it? New Zealand. What's that all about?

a2f9fe  No.382453


>What's that all about?


db5d75  No.382454


It's like the Wales of Australia, right?

8a6d2b  No.382455


the picture looks the same as in the vid

a2f9fe  No.382456


yeah, exactly actually 'cause they have hella sheep. I thought you didn't know what happened

db5d75  No.382457


No, I'm saying I know next to nothing about New Zealand as a country.

7c41c7  No.382458


It's where Arthur Wellesley the hero of the Napoleonic wars came from, lad

a2f9fe  No.382459


I don't either. I know it's mountainous, two islands, they have Kiwi birds, maybe Kiwi fruit too, citrus-y wines, agreeable climate, dirty polynesian maori niggers that do weird primal haka dance, sheep, chicom takeover.. that's pretty much it. it's generally a pretty irrelevant (but probably comfy) place

a2f9fe  No.382460

oh and accent that's similar to aussie but a bit stranger

8a6d2b  No.382461

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7c41c7  No.382462


>tfw linked this when it was fresh years ago

376800  No.382463

anyone checeked the kiwifarms? i dont know how much of that is trustworthy and maybe someone can spoonfeed me



👀 i hope your wife pegs

a2f9fe  No.382464

File: d1ccd61ad5b7341⋯.png (221.37 KB, 600x600, 1:1, d1ccd61ad5b7341005d81c5af5….png)



the anus is a one-way street

55edbc  No.382465

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376800  No.382466

File: 006ed3d03ca953b⋯.jpg (21.9 KB, 399x325, 399:325, ye.jpg)


oh so you never thought about doing that kind of intercourse with a girl? not ever?

a2f9fe  No.382467


nah, I don't wanna urinary tract infection. vag, mouth, rack, feet, hand, hotdog, whatever. but the anus is nasty

7c41c7  No.382468


kiwifarms? About what?

6c66f9  No.382469

File: 58d939e693d0255⋯.webm (3.5 MB, 610x340, 61:34, Serial Kiwi Invaders.webm)

is there a clip with classical music overlaid to lull me asleep yet

6c66f9  No.382470

or maybe serialwave where everything is slowed down 200% and played backwards

7c41c7  No.382471

File: 66fe5e3561d8ca4⋯.png (9.55 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>tfw not seen a single clip

6c66f9  No.382472

File: d9017cfda86a093⋯.pdf (867.57 KB, Great Replacement, The - T….pdf)


I posted the two bits I had earlier lad, worth seeing

here's his based and redpilled christian-eco-fascist manifesto where he advocates invading turkey solely to reclaim the hagia sophia

6c66f9  No.382473

File: dbef74c829fd33d⋯.png (62.77 KB, 720x589, 720:589, clownpepe22.png)

high powered shitposting

376800  No.382474




about the shooter


i cant find the original footage but the memes will do

6c66f9  No.382475

File: 84fa063497cd62d⋯.png (437.13 KB, 500x958, 250:479, Serial Kiwi Meme.png)


there's more, but this is what was webmed



d643ba  No.382476

File: 53e2d7901fe0e3f⋯.jpg (33.79 KB, 484x461, 484:461, 176.jpg)

>post-op tranny sex is literally fucking a mentally ill person's guts through an open wound

70eea4  No.382477

>congo wogs have stories about surviving dinosaur species/cryptids living in the swamps and jungle

That's bs but I believe it.memi

7c41c7  No.382478

No I am not seeing them

55edbc  No.382479


why post this

6c66f9  No.382480


it's not gore-y at all or anything lad, the pest control doesn't even show any blood since it's not a tarantino film

a2f9fe  No.382481

File: 2801720508210ea⋯.webm (15.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Part1.webm)


>i cant find the original footage


d643ba  No.382482


i dont know

a2f9fe  No.382483

File: 3a6568e1fa770b2⋯.webm (15.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Part2.webm)


7c41c7  No.382484


I don't want to see it, lad.

7c41c7  No.382485

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Now this I want to see

6c66f9  No.382486


very nu-scandi of you lad smh

how will you ever drink from the skulls of your enemies and pillage their houses of worship with that attitude

376800  No.382487

55edbc  No.382488

the final redpill is the autistic deontologicalpill

db5d75  No.382489


Funny how the media actually over sells the horrors of such things. Real world shootouts look like cheesy old westerns, where people just fall over.

7c41c7  No.382490


>drink from the skulls of your enemies and pillage their houses of worship with that attitude

I don't want to do that


Surprising, can't people actually survive getting shot? Idno, I know people do sometimes walk off pistol wounds at least. Obviously depends on where they get hit

a2f9fe  No.382491


depends where you get hit, what bullet, what gun, what range, etc. rifles tend to be a lot more lethal than handguns because the barrel is much longer. 6/7 people shot with handguns survive and most of those that die bleed out

7c41c7  No.382492

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376800  No.382493


watching it first thing in the morning yesterday was extremely soul crushing but then during the day i lost that feeling and now watch it like nothing. you only have to see it once, the second time it feels indifferent. and at the woman yelling help me i actually chuckled. guess i'm going to hell :/

6c66f9  No.382494

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well they do in the modern era at least since big fuck off bullets that explode in you and stuff are banned and most just go straight through or make tiny holes

only goyim-americans and the IDF are allowed to use truly destructive weaponry


he goes back to his car to get more ammo and hoses down the bodies multiple times because it's so hard to kill them, a binbag that tried to run took 3-4 assault rifle shots and was still moving until he got the head

376800  No.382495


you also kinda have to watch it if you're obsessed with the case and i can't stop reading on it and sampling information and theories

6c66f9  No.382496


only if the prayer-power of the muslamic rayguns sends you to whatever hell equivalent they have

7c41c7  No.382497


I am not moralfagging. I don't know what the aversion is tbh, I like you would probably not feel anything watching it.

6c66f9  No.382498

File: 8dc9feb92fcd7bd⋯.png (363.97 KB, 600x675, 8:9, Serial Kiwi Big If True.png)

File: 14dfe9a16a97c81⋯.png (898.79 KB, 717x538, 717:538, Molymeme.png)



6c66f9  No.382499


residual fear of tyrannical authority persecuting you in some way, possibly

376800  No.382500

File: 1f9e7c5b62552a6⋯.jpg (43.07 KB, 596x448, 149:112, 1504675412134.jpg)

7c41c7  No.382501


well if you do something illegal you might as well use bullets illegally. Hollow points are used for hunting, right? So they'd be available.

7c41c7  No.382502



Ah, probably

6c66f9  No.382503


they're actually less powerful than regular bullets apparently

powerful apolitical/left-wing gun nuts told me this

they were all "literally shaking and crying" at the affair last I looked

7c41c7  No.382504


What do you mean by power?

6c66f9  No.382505


they don't do as much damage and stop in the wound instead of passing through maybe

don't really know all that much about guns past the 19th century

7c41c7  No.382506


Are you going to send him a letter, lass?

7c41c7  No.382507


Well hollow points work similarly to musket balls. They stop in the body which means all the energy of the bullet is also put into the body, creating a bigger wound and giving the body more of a shock, so they do more damage.

7c41c7  No.382508

File: 4eeabcb1567ba5d⋯.png (68 KB, 289x174, 289:174, ClipboardImage.png)

uh oh… I disavow

7c41c7  No.382509

if you watch enough civic gobby you'll be able to cut bullets out of the air tbh

6c66f9  No.382510

File: 3bf83634c8e21bc⋯.png (63.88 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, civicgoblin7.png)


I guess they make nasty cavities

not so effective at terror as a musket ball though, those go straight through, shatter bone, make a big hole in the front and a huge crater in the back and sometimes even bury themselves in the guy behind

6c66f9  No.382511

time to have a sleep really

hope I can ride this wave of motivation and actually get stuff done

7c41c7  No.382512


nigh nigh, lad, hopefully wake up energised and not lethargic

376800  No.382513

File: 2b4af7e14227bdf⋯.png (10.14 KB, 120x120, 1:1, thinksmirk.png)

a2f9fe  No.382514


send him n00dz

6c66f9  No.382515


seen the court photo?

he's a bit of a manlet I think

maybe that's the real justification for the attack, dwarf envy gone wrong

a2f9fe  No.382516


there's these pics circulating of him with cute girls, he may be short but he appears to have been successful with the ladies. gave me feels a bit seeing them 'cause he was a normal lad that could have had a normal life but he sacrificed himself because of what a fucked state the world is in

7c41c7  No.382517


How does he make your vagina feel?

6c66f9  No.382518

File: d43ad79c95f8ee7⋯.png (381.62 KB, 435x813, 145:271, dorsetindaclub.png)

>dorset is inspired by this horrific act of heightist terrorism and goes on a manletard rampage armed solely with a butter knife and an erect penis


the background and his biography in the manifesto makes that clear yeah, rich, successful, globetrotter, just happened to be a shitposter too

376800  No.382519

File: 9ef86b1a4f094d7⋯.jpeg (34.62 KB, 452x678, 2:3, he's kinda cute.jpeg)

File: 9ecf0f2305510c9⋯.jpg (683.76 KB, 3123x1044, 347:116, chad.jpg)


he's alright looking i'll give him that


tbh lad, hybristophilic thots seldom actually research their objectives' crimes. i do it for the memes.

7c41c7  No.382520



didn't know there was a word for it woah

a2f9fe  No.382521

File: 50b1fb6f42758c2⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1000x1502, 500:751, 50b1fb6f42758c2a5fd8bf379a….png)

>she was too perfect for this world

6c66f9  No.382522

File: 81b5774e9e8e9c9⋯.png (725.97 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, autistic taxi pepe.png)

File: f4f7f0e405b4bec⋯.png (2.77 MB, 1912x1060, 478:265, Serial Kiwi Keks.png)

File: 2ec69fce945ed90⋯.png (364.49 KB, 1080x439, 1080:439, Serial Kiwi Quote.png)

File: e6b07a0ee4072d9⋯.png (324.51 KB, 454x675, 454:675, Serial Kiwi Shitpost.png)

File: 2141a986e12d354⋯.png (612.41 KB, 1120x1280, 7:8, Serial Kiwi, Twitter on.png)


reminds me of the guy from that film about taxis and murder


don't have any other memis smh, got tired of browsing /pol/ threads full of shilling and shit

6c66f9  No.382523

r maybe young statham from Ghosts of Mars

376800  No.382524


i will make gosling kiwi memes

6c66f9  No.382525

File: cb0a7310f92cb83⋯.png (314.62 KB, 718x718, 1:1, oztarrant.png)


ah here's one more

in another life he could have been an autistic long-distance outback trucker who secretly assassinates the aboriginal sniffing-petrol mafia

a2f9fe  No.382526

File: c109739f34fc821⋯.jpg (28.52 KB, 512x422, 256:211, c109739f34fc82165742392f5f….jpg)

File: a739a34e515f10b⋯.mp4 (2.61 MB, 406x720, 203:360, LiveLeak-dot-com-10000000_….mp4)


7c41c7  No.382527


Kay and Daftie are responsible

55edbc  No.382528


baste and masochistpilled

d643ba  No.382529


i respect a woman who carries her work where ever she goes.

55edbc  No.382530

have you ever stopped to think why you are so edgy

d643ba  No.382531


just a way of life, really

7c41c7  No.382532


some people are just more comfortable that way it seems.

db5d75  No.382533


Probably some kind of incessant need to question, and break things down, and try to gaps in things that other people may have missed. What's that Nietzsche quote about striking everything like a hammer, to see what remains standing?

7c41c7  No.382534


put your 'ard 'ats on

db5d75  No.382535

File: 592999eb2d6f9b6⋯.png (370.43 KB, 446x686, 223:343, half daft.png)

7c41c7  No.382536


is that a pun? Looks a bit half-caste

db5d75  No.382537

File: ea0f3016e5ccf92⋯.jpg (324.04 KB, 1196x511, 1196:511, imageboards.jpg)


Nah. It's from an old Doctor Who comic.

db5d75  No.382538

File: 60a7b7ba5fe5dd4⋯.jpg (300.48 KB, 1214x518, 607:259, liberalist stream.jpg)

That was a fun comic.

da15da  No.382539

File: 95e08bcf5109e2d⋯.jpg (31.36 KB, 252x289, 252:289, tomo.jpg)

Hope you lads are all alright just got in.


i've become less edgy over time somehow i think

da15da  No.382540

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

da15da  No.382541


oh hi daftie I missed you

7c41c7  No.382542


what you been doing, lad?

7c41c7  No.382543


sexting me on Bongo Bongo Land right now tbh

a2f9fe  No.382544

File: de2a40a5aea3b8f⋯.jpg (39.37 KB, 960x777, 320:259, spurdo-salute.jpg)


yeah daftie and also neo need to post more

db5d75  No.382545


I think I became less edgy in rebellion to the edgelord culture of 8chan. I can't help myself. I'm terrible. I need to poke at it and see what happens.

da15da  No.382546

File: 4b588432f503197⋯.png (1.76 MB, 850x1170, 85:117, ClipboardImage.png)


was playing call of cthulu with half a dozen m8s by candlelight


good ol' erp


I like neo's breitbartposting

55edbc  No.382547

lass realised my weakness to tickling

: - (

7c41c7  No.382548


are you a freak, lad?


>was playing call of cthulu with half a dozen m8s by candlelight

were some of them ladies?

d643ba  No.382549

da15da  No.382550



are you like me where you start jumping before the fingers even reach you lol

da15da  No.382551

File: 7e8f1cce21c127c⋯.jpg (7.02 KB, 235x296, 235:296, a0185ffaf98bc0bfad265f87a1….jpg)


>were some of them ladies?

no girls allowed

7c41c7  No.382552


but those are my favourites

55edbc  No.382553


as soon as they touch I can't stop laughing

it's serious problem

da15da  No.382554

now pembs post and we can have a reunion


ah i'm even worse i don't laugh i spasm and scream lol. so sensitive. people used to tickle me by surprise as a joke when i was a kid so maybe now i'm really on edge

7c41c7  No.382555


>now pembs post and we can have a reunion

he's sexting with me and Daftie

da15da  No.382556

File: 4267792786e5459⋯.png (998.7 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

learned today that when I was born I was a really tiny sickly baby and the doctor said i might not grow past 5 foot tall due to stunted growth from asthma medication and steroids


im devastated

7c41c7  No.382557


poor lad. Did you make it to 5 feet? My nephew needs asthma medication I think

55edbc  No.382558

File: b08a65f397c903c⋯.jpg (89.28 KB, 640x960, 2:3, b08a65f397c903c5213a6f70b3….jpg)

da15da  No.382559

File: e59f39e206735a4⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 640x300, 32:15, annie.gif)


Yeah I'm 5'8'' now lol genetics BTFO

>My nephew needs asthma medication I think

It's not the end of the world and if you get over it as a kid you can live a normal life pretty much.

db5d75  No.382560


Are you the cool uncle or the weird uncle, lid?

7c41c7  No.382561


Weird uncle

7c41c7  No.382562

the creep

da15da  No.382563

File: c277e9dd78f2f3f⋯.png (1.11 MB, 800x1200, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

55edbc  No.382564

File: dfb2ddf7fb47846⋯.png (472.72 KB, 830x674, 415:337, dfb2ddf7fb47846267605cdfbb….png)

da15da  No.382565

File: a6d0b9c9478f03f⋯.png (1.54 MB, 800x1200, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no time to practice sewing most weeks

da15da  No.382566

File: 79bd9a2f994acce⋯.jpg (64.92 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1551942013904.jpg)

goodnight all

a2f9fe  No.382567


night lad

a2f9fe  No.382568

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


d643ba  No.382569

File: 4dfcd59ffde311d⋯.mp4 (2.75 MB, 360x360, 1:1, food stuff.mp4)

Kay's best day in school

a2f9fe  No.382570

File: 113f34b95550daa⋯.png (161.02 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)


KEK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? what is this from, what is the source, do you have any information about this?

also what was that video editing software called again? I forgot

7c41c7  No.382571


what the fuck

7c41c7  No.382572

some naughty lad put some poo pills in the food I guess

d643ba  No.382573


I don't know the context.

The video editor was called "VideoPad Video Editor"

a2f9fe  No.382574

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

apparently some kid put horse laxatives in the school lemonade in some catholic prep school

it's gonna be in "Netflix’s American Vandal season 2"

a2f9fe  No.382575

okay allegedly it is not real

>This video does not capture real students at a high school suffering bouts of diarrhea after a student spiked their lemonade with laxatives. This footage was taken from the Netflix mockumentary television series American Vandal and depicts a staged incident involving a group of actors.

but I'm still not sure

a2f9fe  No.382576

that quote I just made was off of fuckign "snopes" which is wrong 99% of the time

a2f9fe  No.382577

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

yeah it's fake. might have been inspired by a real incident that was like 1% as bad

db5d75  No.382578


What the fuck is this? A protest?

a2f9fe  No.382579

File: 2f4b6423deb6a6b⋯.jpeg (194.15 KB, 1242x1414, 621:707, f4afc3d1c99e8fbc59914236d….jpeg)

db5d75  No.382580


Were they hiding it in the basement?

db5d75  No.382581

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Gotta post it.

d643ba  No.382582

File: 74c6f02fdcb239a⋯.mp4 (5.41 MB, 640x360, 16:9, samcut.mp4)

7c41c7  No.382583


guess lassies only want you for doing this if you go to jail

a2f9fe  No.382584

File: 904c61001935b5f⋯.png (396.8 KB, 909x650, 909:650, a8206e14c4fc396965f58784aa….png)

no comment

a2f9fe  No.382585

File: 7896bd61a98a2fc⋯.png (49.69 KB, 747x1623, 249:541, anime girl.png)

I attempted to draw an anime girl, hard to make her not look like a fridge

a2f9fe  No.382586

File: 038aaf833a6c3e7⋯.png (279.63 KB, 956x650, 478:325, 038aaf833a6c3e7be268ae3e24….png)

680c19  No.382587

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680c19  No.382588


cursed image

680c19  No.382589

4channel.org ban will expire in 35 minutes

a2f9fe  No.382590

File: 869731207d129c0⋯.jpg (171.33 KB, 1087x2048, 1087:2048, bloatpill.jpg)


why use 4channel in the first place?

680c19  No.382591


need somewhere to shitpost and reap in the (You)s

8a6d2b  No.382592

File: 234bd54900cb10e⋯.jpg (280.47 KB, 2048x976, 128:61, D11YnA8X4AAqVNi.jpg)

NZ police are coming after ppl discussing the attack

d23e48  No.382593

>home from toil at 00:40

>wake for toil today at 07:20

mornin' lads

f867c9  No.382594

File: 00a8bfe3f0fe5c3⋯.png (23.75 KB, 659x446, 659:446, 1466704953687-3.png)










8a6d2b  No.382595


I would work weekends if I could then the outdoors would be less crowded on my days off

a2f9fe  No.382596

8a6d2b  No.382597

File: 523d20f53483fef⋯.png (825.88 KB, 976x819, 976:819, iu.png)

680c19  No.382598


nah it's not the same kind of shitposting

a2f9fe  No.382599

File: bf3d17c3972261f⋯.jpeg (123.3 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, bf3d17c3972261f022e3e899d….jpeg)

File: fbee52911af9cbe⋯.jpg (459.26 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, innuendo.jpg)

danish lasses

a2f9fe  No.382600

File: 057a7596095f04f⋯.jpg (119.33 KB, 438x638, 219:319, 057a7596095f04f1f8c90f0977….jpg)

btw I am very glad that I unindexed the board, look at any thread on /pol/ rn, it's insane how many normalfags there are. massive swarms of them

thing is a lot of people are going to be getting educated. this is an absolutely monumental happening, certainly the biggest thing that's happened in 2019 thus far

6c66f9  No.382601

File: d1b0f0ae5fbdbfd⋯.png (297.32 KB, 671x750, 671:750, Serial Kiwi Fought Back.png)


da76a9  No.382602


Good lad, it looked like even /brit/ caught a bit of it too

da76a9  No.382603


>Abu Suhaib al-Australi

I always find these convert names funny tbh, I think it would be cooler to be a suicide bombing Islamist called Joe Bloggs.

70eea4  No.382604


Howve brit been reacting? Cba checking myself.

d23e48  No.382605

d23e48  No.382606


Good lad, knew it was the right choice

da76a9  No.382607


Seemed like there were a bunch of new posters causing hassle.


>muh tax returns

>in a country with a two-party system where both parties are in the pocket of the usual suspects


70eea4  No.382608

File: 279242daa9765cb⋯.jpg (291.96 KB, 960x611, 960:611, NINTCHDBPICT000426779559.jpg)

Best cunt.

>not praising the attack or overly condemning it, but saying it was inevitable because of mud immigration and terrorism

Based centrism, facts and logic trigger the libs once again.

>"British" Home Sec Sajid Javid called him a racist

N-No! Not the R word. My one… weakness. Argghhh.

d643ba  No.382609


nice response to those pseudo-totalitarian cunts

da15da  No.382610

>tfw spent all day yesterday in a house full of cats but it didn't trigger my allergies at all

is that thing about building up an immunity real?


>dropping the mags



that's cute lad


What is unindexing tbh? Takes it off the page with all the most popular threads and stuff?



So satisfying, reminds me of the /dempart/ reply.

d643ba  No.382611


i don't know what dempart is

6c66f9  No.382612

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Relevant Murros speech in these times

da15da  No.382613

d643ba  No.382614


what was the response to it though? i dont understand. the image is blank.

6c66f9  No.382615

File: 7ddb444afa473c3⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 518.84 KB, 640x360, 16:9, welcome to the brap barn.webm)

3bd2b1  No.382616

File: ec56445b43c4abb⋯.png (4.47 KB, 831x831, 1:1, 00708bc5b595d9b8d52b9a25f2….png)

>just had 12 hours sleep

d643ba  No.382617

File: cc90ae391a39352⋯.png (889.5 KB, 845x475, 169:95, 780.png)


>5 hours of sleep

3bd2b1  No.382618

File: 3c85dd1214f49f1⋯.png (40.17 KB, 638x1070, 319:535, 3c85dd1214f49f19b655ec9d6c….png)


I had no sleep the night before, and felt like a total wreck, so went to bed early last night and slept through the night like a baby. Feel good today, can recommend

3bd2b1  No.382619


has there been any other source for this? it's some game changing information if it's correct, but I'm not seeing it anywhere else

49c6bb  No.382620


Why I always took a packed lunch.

ecd7a5  No.382621


>but I'm not seeing it anywhere else

thats by design m8, the media wont be reporting on this

8a6d2b  No.382622

File: c5fd9b57322e458⋯.png (162.65 KB, 577x424, 577:424, ClipboardImage.png)

have you opted out lads?

3bd2b1  No.382623


how do you opt out?

8a6d2b  No.382624

db474d  No.382625



3bd2b1  No.382626


Thanks lad, I'm signing the fuck out of this!

3bd2b1  No.382627

File: 13c7d7eecafd334⋯.png (9.91 KB, 240x232, 30:29, 9c0890f00a8e4d4807462d9821….png)


db474d  No.382628


>Thank you, your decision not to donate your organs or tissue after your death will be recorded on the NHS Organ Donor Register, and we will post a letter of confirmation to the postal address you provided to us. Please be aware that the letter may take up to ten weeks to arrive.

Thanks based NHS for the letter that will take ten weeks to arrive (might be dead by then) to let me know you aren't going to harvest my organs from my not-yet-cold corpse!

8a6d2b  No.382629


it comes in to force in spring next year, and they also have to ask your family if they can be traced

d643ba  No.382630

File: 3772addf407a27f⋯.jpg (91.65 KB, 340x425, 4:5, 774.jpg)

3bd2b1  No.382631


what a lovely goblin

8a6d2b  No.382632

File: 5e1d321dd94c85e⋯.jpg (1.44 MB, 2880x1800, 8:5, odeya_rush_5k.jpg)

3bd2b1  No.382633


I used to have a massive crush on her, then again so did everyone else

8a6d2b  No.382634


didn't think she was particularly well known

3bd2b1  No.382635


oh I thought it was that famous one from that 70s show

8a6d2b  No.382636

File: c3edff7f274b58d⋯.jpg (146.73 KB, 648x1000, 81:125, MV5BNDY1MTA0NjgyN15BMl5Ban….jpg)


she still looks good but I wouldn't watch any of her films

3bd2b1  No.382637

File: 3b1668cd0688a4b⋯.jpeg (439.14 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, Jupiter-Ascending_2048x20….jpeg)


Jupiter Ascending could have been amazing, but they fucked it up somehow

70eea4  No.382638


This was first purposed about a decade ago. Thought it was a good, common sense idea then but now I know more about are NHS I'm certain it will lead to deliberate neglect or murders of patients for the harvesting of their organs and blood, especially if they've a rare type.

e879eb  No.382639

>lass wants us to volunteer in a golden retreiver sanctuary in germany


3bd2b1  No.382640


sounds nice

6c66f9  No.382641


why not battersea, or something local? smh telescopic philanthropism

e879eb  No.382642


Think it's specifically because they're golden retrievers

d643ba  No.382643


at least they're not pugs

db474d  No.382644


>golden retrievers


da76a9  No.382645


>tfw communal spirit in this country is so dead that people wouldn't want to donate their organs

If only I could donate the country itself a kidney and bring it back to health smh

e879eb  No.382646

File: 33554b77510b2b2⋯.jpg (123.07 KB, 981x1002, 327:334, 33554b77510b2b28e01e466b5d….jpg)

da15da  No.382647

File: afe9302a79ba50d⋯.png (157.99 KB, 384x444, 32:37, 1550594689006.png)


>If only I could donate the country itself a kidney and bring it back to health smh

Pretty poignant post actually lad

da15da  No.382648

File: 3bfcc3c44cca58f⋯.png (217.16 KB, 374x374, 1:1, questions.png)


Might be my tism but what do you do with flowers after you've been gifted them? Are you meant to plant them? My garden is full so I'd have to put them in a pot and watch them slowly wither and die smh

e879eb  No.382649


The last time my lass got me flowers I put them in a tall jug because I don't own any vases and put them on the windowsill, and when they were dying I put them in the compost.

da15da  No.382650


I always found that a bit sad, like the gift has become a reminder that everything beautiful will fade and die.

da15da  No.382651

*remembers that really cringy valentines copypasta from the 2000s about a potato that nobody else will have any clue what i'm talking about*

da15da  No.382652

found it lol


>12 years ago

d643ba  No.382653

File: 98366190e2cacea⋯.png (6.97 KB, 318x220, 159:110, Capture.PNG)

e879eb  No.382654


Like Zhironovsky, Lukashenko is a bit of a meme

da15da  No.382655

File: b43d03fce6d4ab1⋯.png (448.77 KB, 550x541, 550:541, ClipboardImage.png)


*gives son golden gun*

a3bd09  No.382656

God bless all of you.

a3bd09  No.382657



what in the world

10f2f8  No.382658


Now there is one quote that never gets old.

d643ba  No.382659

File: 94196f245389eb9⋯.jpg (191.66 KB, 1275x1600, 51:64, belarus-president-alexande….jpg)

he's the spitting image of my cousin's father, he could have me fooled any day.

852732  No.382660


in case anyone cares here's how it came out


a3bd09  No.382661


hello you freak

a3bd09  No.382662

>want to go t'pub but shit music on


852732  No.382663


rude and cringepilled

6c66f9  No.382664

File: a2e0bf5a1493eb8⋯.mp4 (13.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Serial Kiwi 8chan.mp4)



here are some other fresh ones I got from /tv/

a3bd09  No.382665


rude yes, but redpilled

a3bd09  No.382666

For the glory of the Lord GOD! AMEN!

6c66f9  No.382667

File: 47beaf9be7d693f⋯.webm (9.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Serial Kiwi Veetnam.webm)

db474d  No.382668

File: 51d323a66a4b77b⋯.png (454.87 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1551816675644.png)

>guy next to me at work is talking about his girlfriend

>he is her first boyfriend, she seems sweet and has an autistic love of penguins

>he says to me "I don't know if I want her to marry me"

>ask him why

>he says "I'm her first boyfriend, I want to get her to experience other people rather than have her settle for me. It's not fair for someone to be with one person forever."

>tell him never to tell her that or it'll upset her

>he replies that it'll upset her if she is just stuck with experiencing one guy

>say that she absolutely won't and by what he's said about her she really is into him and it'll be dreadful for her if he basically says "go experience other willies"

>he shakes his head and is determined to tell her this

>ask him if he wants to be with her and if this is really just his way of saying that he's dumping her

>shakes his head and is very very keen on saying that he's not dumping her and he adores her

>I say say "you just want her to have sex with other men?"

>he pauses and says "well… yeah in a way"



a3bd09  No.382669


people like that deserve the rope

fucking hate them

you need to speak with his gf asap and stop them from this madness

try and find other men who are his friends and speak to them and try and get them to get him to snap the fuck out of this stupid shit

6c66f9  No.382670

File: 2371e9940c41843⋯.mp4 (5.95 MB, 720x364, 180:91, Serial Kiwi Doom 2.mp4)


kick him in the ball and tell him to man up and make some babies

a3bd09  No.382671

>only a complete collapse of everything will stop the stupidity of modern humanity

a3bd09  No.382672

>all those young happy families at church

smh where do they find em

852732  No.382673


tell him that "experience other people" is a meme sold women so that men can take advantage of them. that sexual relationship is at its healthiest physically and psychologically when shared with a very trusted person, especially if it's her first. just destroy the "fuck around there's no consequence lmao" dichtomy he has. convince him that her not having been exposed to more sexual experience is a VERY GOOD THING for everyone and would be the norm normally. just tell him to stop being sex obsessed because chances are his gf absolutely isn't either and wants him for him, not his dick.

a3bd09  No.382674

cant even comprehend why somebody would even think like that

you have to be braindead

db474d  No.382675


It sucks that it's a work environment and a lot of people in charge will openly take his side. His house mate also works with us so I could try to talk to him. I don't even know his gf.


He doesn't want children. Sees himself as a terrible person so is determined that they will be too. I told him that he can be a good father and read to them (he loves reading) and his girlfriend sounds so sweet that she's bound to be a good mother but she doesn't want children either. It's very sad all round and I need to try to get him to change his mind and slowly take ownership of the situation.


That's actually a great idea. It also shows that he's probably insecure. He needs to think better of himself and realise that this girl likes him for him. Once he realises that then hopefully he'll keep a good hold on her and wash this silly thought from his mind.

6c66f9  No.382676

File: 1442ac21a3b279d⋯.webm (10.92 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Serial Kiwi Turbo.webm)


90% of everyone is lad

convinced they literally do not think and just store opinions that they've been programmed to repeat by radio and TV

852732  No.382677


>Sees himself as a terrible person so is determined that they will be too

very toxic. tell him to work on it for the sake of his gf because with his self loathing he's hurting everyone.

good luck.

a3bd09  No.382678


so have you pegged your bf yet?

6c66f9  No.382679

File: 0c319fe1ddaf0c7⋯.mp4 (5.79 MB, 426x240, 71:40, whitemale.mp4)

imagine actually being ashamed of your race and gender

no wonder suicide is the leading cause of death for white males

ecd7a5  No.382680

File: c9eb417b41c7d79⋯.jpg (32.51 KB, 230x249, 230:249, 1455496565467.jpg)


>tfw someone reposts your OC

8a6d2b  No.382681

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a3bd09  No.382682


imagine actually being a vulgar racist


6c66f9  No.382683


it is a bit daft

a (1) on druidpol was saying Tarrant was definitely a mossad agent because he travelled a lot and went to middle eastern countries and "nobody who is a HUWHITE NATIONALIST would do that"

a3bd09  No.382684


db474d  No.382685

File: ea8e799c196be5d⋯.png (213.52 KB, 596x579, 596:579, 1552595788180.png)

>have a 'non uniform day' at work on Thursday

>£1 towards Comic Relief

>tell mummy about this

>she says that I am moaning like a bitter old woman

>tell her that it's not moaning it's called having principles about giving money to a twisted agenda that doesn't want to help people in reality

>starts accusing me of saying that she doesn't have principles

>in some regards she doesn't and told me many times she'd be happy for me to "bring a black man home" even though it would be a disgrace to my daddy, and also her parents my nanny and grandad who I utterly adored

>don't want to be the only person not in non uniform because I hate standing out

>don't want to give money to a corrupt charity (for many many reasons)

>also actually really want a day of not being in uniform

a3bd09  No.382686



8a6d2b  No.382687


can't you just do it but not pay, say you left your purse at home

a3bd09  No.382688


Wagie Wagie must pay their wages back, or risk losing their job. Be thankful to their corporate overlords.

6c66f9  No.382689


bring in £1 worth of 1ps, or a worthless foreign currency

db474d  No.382690


That's not a bad idea. I might just dress in something that's not obviously non uniform and only give the money (in small change because it's devilish and FUCK BOSSMAN) if asked.

db474d  No.382691


>brings an old £1 coin

It was tempting to bring 65p because that's how much for every pound actually goes to the charity. If asked I can say that I'm supporting the charity and not the bosses and celebrities (THE BBC) in charge of it all.

6c66f9  No.382692

File: 299f03003ae8391⋯.png (273.53 KB, 401x402, 401:402, bbctrust1.png)

File: e5f6caff969ba8d⋯.png (256.36 KB, 474x581, 474:581, bbctrust2.png)


>ywn explode all the BBC offices

bd1dde  No.382693

File: 80527a2e6e58370⋯.jpg (27.13 KB, 708x480, 59:40, 80527a2e6e5837052a57ab6007….jpg)

good mroning

db474d  No.382694

File: f90427742b07f72⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1615x1080, 323:216, 1552579975413.png)


Hello king

bd1dde  No.382695


Jesus Christ

bd1dde  No.382696

File: df62ef46bcf7fab⋯.png (729.03 KB, 1111x900, 1111:900, ClipboardImage.png)


It's Emperor actually

da15da  No.382697

File: 3448c027695fabf⋯.png (549.46 KB, 1006x559, 1006:559, ClipboardImage.png)

Looks like a crazy old man after this latest injury lol, poor bernie

bd1dde  No.382698

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What happened? Did he run into someone?

6c66f9  No.382699

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>feeling empathy for a jewish communist

bd1dde  No.382700



da15da  No.382701

File: 295bfa09a1bed77⋯.png (55.34 KB, 381x352, 381:352, 1548852370473.png)


Hit his head in the shower and that needs 7 stitches apparently, bit fishy tbh

bd1dde  No.382702


nah that happens. Old people usually die int he shower though. he got lucky

6c66f9  No.382703

And thus, Donald ran. He ran as far as he could, with the delegates tightly in hand. He knew Ted would never come out, but never would he forget the name of "Soarin' Ted". Donald shed a tear for his comrade, and said beneath his breath "Godspeed, Ted… Soar high…"

Meanwhile, Ted braced himself, aiming his Armalite brand AR-15™ at the door, waiting for them to come. Then, they came, in mass numbers. Their suspenders, multicolored hairdos, and rather odd footwear slowed them down, as Ted held his ground, firing into the mass amounts of triggered hostiles. Dildos and SALT gun rounds flew at Ted, however, he continued to stand, blasting all who dared to engage in combat with him. Hours passed, Ted was up to his knees in bullet casings, empty magazines, blood, sweat, and salty liberal tears. Ted's shirt was now drenched in sweat, as the sounds of shots continued to slam against his eardrums, and the sounds of the dead and dying filled the room. However, Ted's luck began to ran out, as his last 1,236 rounds were dispensed, his AR-15™ finally clicked empty. He threw his gun down to the ground, red in the face. He finally pulled out the beautiful, silvery Colt, and aimed it as his head. He then heard the doors behind him slam open, as he also heard a loud, near deafening "CRUZ! GET DOWN!"

He obeyed the command, slamming down as far as he could get whilst knee deep in spent brass. He then heard roaring gunshots ring out, blowing the hordes to shreds. 30 minutes of pounding gunfire later, and they finally run. It's a brutal scene, with corpses littering the surrounding area, and landwhales becoming makeshift cover. Ted heard the footsteps approaching, as he was flipped over by none other than Mike "Putting Fags in Body Bags" Pence, holding an M60 in one hand, and having another secured firmly to his back. "Ted, you alright?" he had barely heard Pence say through the ringing in his large ears, and the now muffled outside world. A sharp pain then passed through Ted, as he screamed in pain.

A red stain of blood spread across Ted's chest. But that's impossible! Liberals can't have guns… can they? That was not the issue, though, as Ted's vision began to blur, as Pence cried out "Ted! TED! TEED!! YOU'RE NOT DYING ON ME!". However, Ted knew his time was up, as his entire life began to flash before his eyes. His dad assassinating JFK. The Zodiac Murders. The political days. He saw it all. All until that point. His vision then returned, and the last thing Ted did was grab Pence's head, and said "The Delegates are safe, and so is America… Make… America… Great… Again…". Ted's breathing suddenly halted, as his hearing shorted out, and Rafael Edward "Soarin' Ted" Cruz took his last breath, his hand leaving a bloody hand print on Pence's face. Pence shed tears, crying for Ted to wake up. When his sobbing ended, he noticed the silvery Colt M1911 that lay in Ted's hands. He picked it up, and investigated the pistol, being in perfect shape. On it's side, 2 simple words were engraved on it: "The Constitution". Pence read the engraving, and nodded. "I'll protect this…" he said as he stuffed the pistol in his jacket, and closed Ted's still opened eyes. He then dug Ted out of the pile of bullet casings, and carried him off.

"It's okay, Teddy. Where you are now, you can have all the delegates you want."

ecd7a5  No.382704

File: 647cf300cfe112d⋯.png (154.93 KB, 471x441, 157:147, 1517275395331.png)



bd1dde  No.382705


Memes aren't supposed to be spread in book format smh

ecd7a5  No.382706

File: bd1b2fd1f302e6d⋯.jpg (55.53 KB, 740x800, 37:40, 1517274832568.jpg)



bd1dde  No.382707

File: cc8b2bb46e1aa13⋯.png (706.49 KB, 800x528, 50:33, ClipboardImage.png)

6c66f9  No.382708

File: a57a324fe33fb68⋯.png (2.82 MB, 2647x3107, 2647:3107, murrca23.png)


What are you, an american?

79901c  No.382709

File: 7e4bf70dd0979cc⋯.png (235.13 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

6c66f9  No.382710



tbh I don't know any of the background to this meme

did ted really redeem himself? all I remember is that he ate a booger

bd1dde  No.382711

File: 22d295393863009⋯.jpg (82.95 KB, 600x453, 200:151, 1470061019827.jpg)

Miss wholesome memmies tbh

db474d  No.382712

File: 7943abc20584b68⋯.png (466.63 KB, 1276x630, 638:315, 1551521914036.png)


I knew you'd post this.

ecd7a5  No.382713

File: d8922127467f928⋯.jpg (129.11 KB, 395x415, 79:83, 1513913908099.jpg)


The time for games is over dahnald

da15da  No.382714

File: 82d2ff61cc86d45⋯.jpg (19.23 KB, 210x240, 7:8, darjeeling-girls-und-panze….jpg)

our board is so americanised smh

bd1dde  No.382715




I actually lost it when refreshing the board and had to search for it again, afraid the thread had fallen off the board.

bd1dde  No.382716



It only gets Americanised when Neo visits, for example she would have said "Americanized".

bd1dde  No.382717

File: 54bc11079aaf441⋯.jpg (122.03 KB, 924x924, 1:1, 1460136889760.jpg)


w-why are you looking at me like that?

6c66f9  No.382718

File: 27a419ece92ca42⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, murrca133weebs.png)

fahcking immigrants comin' 'ere takin' are shitpostin'


79901c  No.382719

1b4a11  No.382720


Best Dad ever

bd1dde  No.382721


goodlad keeping the autists safe

da15da  No.382722

File: 796457b0fefdd34⋯.png (2.12 MB, 1024x1073, 1024:1073, ClipboardImage.png)


>tfw the continent that produced michelangelo now can't even make a good anime


da15da  No.382723


ahahaha :^ )

5dd65b  No.382724

File: 978121ec86556d5⋯.jpg (12.26 KB, 477x539, 477:539, 978121ec86556d580c55d46ae8….jpg)


>What is unindexing tbh? Takes it off the page with all the most popular threads and stuff?

it won't remove the thread if the thread is one of the fastest on 8ch but yeah it removes the board from the front page and also trending boards at the top of the screen


it's some french board that some french authorities demanded to be taken down and 8ch admin was like 'no lmao fuck off'


>satan trips

"god" absolutely blown the fuck out. that's 1/1000 chance buddy


holy shit what a faggot. you should talk to his gf and tell him he's an idiot so she finds another lad, she deserves better than that


>chances are his gf absolutely isn't either and wants him for him, not his dick

>implying women care about anything other than dick


yeah chr*stianity's so baste huh, you LARP as a chr*stcuck for a few days and now you're endorsing paki rape gangs


never give anything to charity. fuck charity. animal shelters are okay to give to, do NOT ever give to "people" (if you can call the bottom-feeding scum at the bottom of society that)

db474d  No.382725


He's my hero.

1b4a11  No.382726


>Tfw people like this actually exist

Fucking hell, you better talk him out of this shit lass

79901c  No.382727

>don't donate to charitable hospices because they're the bottom feeding scum at the bottom of society

da15da  No.382728

File: e680003e484d65c⋯.png (764.27 KB, 814x1200, 407:600, ClipboardImage.png)

Yellow Vests: 15,000 Protesters, 100 Arrests, French PM Vows ‘Severe Punishment’


PARIS (AP) – The Latest on yellow vest protests in France (all times local):

>French Prime Minister Edouard Philippe is vowing to “severely punish” the radicals responsible for rioting and setting fires around one of France’s richest neighbourhoods.

>Philippe visited the Champs-Elysees on Saturday to show his support for riot police and firefighters struggling to get the unrest under control after it broke out amid yellow vest protests.

>He estimated up to a few thousand troublemakers were responsible for Saturday’s “unacceptable” violence. Speaking to reporters, he praised firefighters who saved people trapped in a building set fire by protesters.

how are the french still going, impressive stamina

f99bc3  No.382729


weird to understand how somebody can feel like this without even signaling, it's what he actually believes

5032a0  No.382730


>setting fires around one of France’s richest neighbourhoods.

oh so that's what it takes

1b4a11  No.382731


It's almost disturbing, makes me feel bad tbh, there have probably been countless relationships driven into the ground like this

5032a0  No.382732


It's disturbing, hilarious how doing what he wants will actually make her less happy and less likely to have a good relationship. Statistically anyway

db474d  No.382733



It's really upsetting actually. It's not just him thinking that but that girl that seems so sweet and good and he's just bringing her down with this mentality. Worse too because she seems innocent and impressionable. Doesn't sound like she has it in her to tell him to snap out of it.

a3bd09  No.382734

aand into the filter you go

5dd65b  No.382735


set her up with one of the lads on /newbrit/, that guy's a faggot and should die alone

5032a0  No.382736


Yeah she should experience other lads after all

5dd65b  No.382737



just one lad though

db474d  No.382738



Okay lads. She's into geography, penguins, and is very sweet. Also likes musicals.

5032a0  No.382739

File: b014e990fbdcd2e⋯.png (660.72 KB, 1500x500, 3:1, ClipboardImage.png)

a3bd09  No.382740


Give her to me

5032a0  No.382741


take her, lad. I have the address

680c19  No.382742

File: 27855c5886d2551⋯.png (115.65 KB, 1224x508, 306:127, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3ef95544a3729f3⋯.jpg (16.73 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

Fucking hell

a3bd09  No.382743


nah i dont want her…

d643ba  No.382744


lol, 2 xtreme 4 4chan.

what was it?

5032a0  No.382745


>when you appeal and always expect to get unbanned but then a bully mod denies it

5032a0  No.382746

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8a6d2b  No.382747


this is going nowhere without a pic.

680c19  No.382748

File: d52cd916b6eda05⋯.png (16.77 KB, 1029x81, 343:27, ClipboardImage.png)


It's just a new Janny on a power trip I think, it wasn't even a good post it was low effort as fuck.

5dd65b  No.382749


what did you do? also you didn't black out your IP very well

a3bd09  No.382750


fucking keek

d643ba  No.382751

File: 388fa1f12fe5230⋯.png (124.67 KB, 1134x383, 1134:383, international war criminal….PNG)


based and redpilled post, tbh

1b4a11  No.382752


Who haven't you filtered?


Go on then

db5d75  No.382753


>He was also ordered to pay £750 in costs and a £85 victim surcharge.

Really? For a seagull? Who even likes Seagulls? They're cunts.

a3bd09  No.382754


everybody but spic

8a6d2b  No.382755

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db5d75  No.382756


I swear they're inventing new animals on the sly. How have I not heard of something so cute?

6c66f9  No.382757

File: 935b7c630a47c09⋯.png (689.41 KB, 867x507, 289:169, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9578a42af8cbdab⋯.png (230.38 KB, 400x400, 1:1, smh3.png)

6c66f9  No.382758

File: 05228561ec4b442⋯.png (966.82 KB, 1017x1076, 1017:1076, ClipboardImage.png)

>ep3 and the new king is already dead and his son has taken over and turned out to be completely insane

>killed 16 painters because they didn't do an exact portrait of his dead mother

>the chief eunuch convinced him that he looks like her and should model for the painters

>he walks in and the new painters are all trying not to make an outburst in case they get killed too

ultimate YLYL situation

d643ba  No.382759


lol what

5032a0  No.382760


nice nostrils

a3bd09  No.382761

plugs in this house are really shit

have to fiddle around just to get the plug in the socket and try not to electrocute yourself

worst thing is that its every single plug too

whoever did this did a terrible job

6c66f9  No.382762

File: b586c2a5f2bc49b⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1781x957, 1781:957, ClipboardImage.png)

goddamnit chinks

not even halfway through and they suddenly break the fourth wall and do a mobile phone advert segment where all the actors in their acting clothing get phone calls and the camera pans to the director and filming staff too

fucking commercialism

the only warning was a half second splash scene with some chink writing on it

5032a0  No.382763


are chinks not bothered by this? smh

6c66f9  No.382764


I guess they just have no choice

db474d  No.382765


What show is this?

6c66f9  No.382766

File: 2e219aef82ef458⋯.png (2.02 MB, 1653x764, 1653:764, ttthhhbbbbttt.png)


Growling Tiger Roaring Dragon, it's a continuation of The Advisor's Alliance, about Sima Yi.

da76a9  No.382767


It's 2019, every man and his dogs knows the communists are the real capitalists

5032a0  No.382768

forget if I had my vitamins or not, gonna risk a double dose tbh

da76a9  No.382769



>violates US law


db474d  No.382770

File: 484503cfd6b519d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 439.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


Have a dose of this instead.

5032a0  No.382771

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db474d  No.382772


I'm going to write the url on a piece of paper and send it to the prince via post so he gets gnomed.

3bd2b1  No.382773

File: 3b9259d391f8e51⋯.png (76.52 KB, 850x638, 425:319, 3b9259d391f8e51ce4b674c5d3….png)


you're okay really

3bd2b1  No.382774

File: fbe2ec12ab305b6⋯.gif (110.74 KB, 1027x731, 1027:731, 2f71d81aa58db092fb0060ded4….gif)


when you come to the thread late be he's still posting!

db5d75  No.382775

File: a916b1a428a7b08⋯.mp4 (9.05 MB, 480x360, 4:3, yukkuri song.mp4)

I'm posting it again.

da15da  No.382776

File: a82c26a08fd0736⋯.gif (2.04 MB, 480x270, 16:9, tenor.gif)


Tune tbh.

5032a0  No.382777


imagine walking in on the prince watching gnomed though


>when you're in the thread late and HE arrives

3bd2b1  No.382778

File: ffbd175c919d3c6⋯.png (173.98 KB, 500x934, 250:467, feel-oo-man-feels-sexy-man….png)

feeling good lads

>got a lot of sleep last night

>had a nice breakfast

>didn't fap

>did my workout

>in post workout glow

>have a nice dinner

and now I'm ready to watch some daft films with my favourite internet frens!

3bd2b1  No.382779

File: 0076ce9e7080f72⋯.png (22.13 KB, 680x529, 680:529, 0076ce9e7080f72949a8155f74….png)


sick trips

a3bd09  No.382780

5032a0  No.382781


nice, lad, sounds like me 10 years ago



680c19  No.382782

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Contemplating a wank

5032a0  No.382783

can't get over that first and only ever "date" i had been on where one of the cool kids set me up with a girl I obviously liked and then they left us alone to go out swimming but all I could do was belly flop and act like a seal. I don't remember anything else anyway. I just splashed her with water but not in a teasing way, in a "you got splashed with water from my belly flop accidentally" way

3bd2b1  No.382784


lad no!

680c19  No.382785

3bd2b1  No.382786

File: 27645c8e4cb55f1⋯.png (9.77 KB, 255x249, 85:83, 22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)


>all I could do was belly flop and act like a seal.


da15da  No.382787

File: 1a25bc0a388851a⋯.gif (461.14 KB, 500x360, 25:18, the rain from spain falls ….gif)


At least you've been on a date lol

5032a0  No.382788


Pretty self-explanatory isn't it?

3bd2b1  No.382789

File: 4a014f1c2ffbbb2⋯.jpg (111.65 KB, 1036x1200, 259:300, 4a014f1c2ffbbb223ea0eeeb69….jpg)

>What kind of person faps to Vivaldi?

5032a0  No.382790


Yeah I guess. The goodlad tried to set me up and I squandered it, I feel like there is a black hole after that event though and I don't remember what happened at all.

3bd2b1  No.382791

File: 972ec553006eb43⋯.jpg (13.13 KB, 720x539, 720:539, w.jpg)


>Pretty self-explanatory isn't it?

not really. it's not a true story is it?

3bd2b1  No.382792

File: 78c99d7e9bd53ce⋯.png (444.75 KB, 1024x595, 1024:595, 109d73f14bfddfef248a2dc7d4….png)


> I feel like there is a black hole after that event though and I don't remember what happened at all.

yes lad, I think there was…

db5d75  No.382793

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>Enrish version

79901c  No.382794

File: 08a4625737c6984⋯.png (270.05 KB, 564x846, 2:3, 08a4625737c6984c2dd029968c….png)

5032a0  No.382795


It is. What's so unbelievable about it? I was like 15 and I never had female friends so i didn't know what I was supposed to do. I still fucking cringe.

da76a9  No.382796

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>wanking to anything other than Gloria in Excelsis


893de1  No.382797

File: a9e0cc326ff89c1⋯.png (430.91 KB, 912x423, 304:141, alitaknife.png)

i love her, lads

3bd2b1  No.382798

File: de40a257d7cd493⋯.jpg (75.4 KB, 598x687, 598:687, fatwojakrage.jpg)


oh lad…

680c19  No.382799

File: 706d54039a4315d⋯.jpg (34.32 KB, 300x626, 150:313, i know that feel.jpg)

3bd2b1  No.382800

File: cd00113deaf4d2f⋯.jpg (20.21 KB, 225x225, 1:1, rickandmorty.jpg)


>there is an alternate universe where pornhub is full of Vivaldi, and only the most refined and sophisticated snobs watch actual porn

5032a0  No.382801

File: 76e540195175e5f⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 2731x2048, 2731:2048, 1549884730366.jpg)


better release a good free version soon



i-it's okay it was 12 years ago and she is all wrinkly and alone now while I am having fun with my internet frens

da15da  No.382802


Repressing embarassing past events isn't something i'm new to tbf ;p

5032a0  No.382803


I actually had a dream with maid Westie in it keek

3bd2b1  No.382804

File: d22dde9b1d5aa6b⋯.png (8.71 KB, 747x663, 249:221, d22dde9b1d5aa6b31708ed339f….png)


>i-it's okay it was 12 years ago and she is all wrinkly and alone now while I am having fun with my internet frens

you should write to her and apologise, then try to fix up a second date and do it again

a3bd09  No.382805

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893de1  No.382806


saw it yesterday tbh, was really cheesy in parts but i enjoyed it a lot

db474d  No.382807

File: 174b6b5b20659cc⋯.gif (55.09 KB, 602x452, 301:226, 1552511445230.gif)


So are you.

d23e48  No.382808

File: 230b68898ee5c58⋯.png (26.31 KB, 200x187, 200:187, ClipboardImage.png)

Toil is done until Saturday lids

>qt coworker already flirting with me

5032a0  No.382809


keek, maybe she'll be impressed with my increased mass


shut up white male reviewer


lucky, lad. Heading back in a little over 3 hours smh

you gonna get her?

da15da  No.382810



Ooh it's a manga? Is it any good?

db474d  No.382811

File: 1891333856d1733⋯.png (313.17 KB, 386x515, 386:515, image2.png)


Do you know if there's a depository of the honk honk Pepe? I love him.

5dd65b  No.382812

File: cf6732428f4509b⋯.jpg (7.68 KB, 225x225, 1:1, cf6732428f4509bf72496c9094….jpg)


>all I could do was belly flop and act like a seal



>tfw first kiss at 13

3bd2b1  No.382813

File: fb2fc1da1223d77⋯.gif (266.91 KB, 220x233, 220:233, 846bb3edef3b9b90b5acc48d2f….gif)


i love him too

5032a0  No.382814


I don't, lad.

db474d  No.382815

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



I hope he stays around forever. I can't believe I used to hate him.

d23e48  No.382816


I don't know if I'd really want her tbh since she's only 17

Very pretty, and friendly too. Works hard too so I like her.

5032a0  No.382817

File: baea3ed87a17694⋯.jpg (62.47 KB, 996x776, 249:194, 1549844463159.jpg)


> I can't believe I used to hate him.

you did this


Really, lad, you don't want her because she is 17? keek

5dd65b  No.382818

File: a981b01c170338c⋯.jpg (7.85 KB, 250x238, 125:119, a981b01c170338c2b19ca5c879….jpg)


>only 17

oh please. isn't the age of consent in the UK 16? come on dude seriously just ask her out

da76a9  No.382819


What's wrong with that?

3bd2b1  No.382820

File: 2f32ed5184311f3⋯.png (238.25 KB, 894x556, 447:278, 2f32ed5184311f362f6a1666cf….png)


I don't have many saved. Better start saving them quick before they start to disappear

5dd65b  No.382821

women can have babies at 17 just fine, I'm pretty sure you can make her your gf. if not you then she'll find somebody else

5032a0  No.382822

tbh another thing is since she is so young she hasn't properly experienced the cock carousel yet, you should let her be with other men and then you can get with here

79901c  No.382823

>it's a spic is a nonce episode

3bd2b1  No.382824


you able to watch a film this evening of do you have to go early for work?

da76a9  No.382825


Not really a good idea to start having babies with a lass you've only just met tbh


Refined opinion

d23e48  No.382826




Do you remember what girls at your school were like when you were 17? Why would I want to go out with another one of those trainwrecks

893de1  No.382827


nice captain marvel reference


yeah lad


please tell me you're joking

ecd7a5  No.382828

File: a84908cdbcf6be2⋯.png (50.17 KB, 1630x922, 815:461, 22st.png)

cant believe how long that took

da76a9  No.382829


>Do you remember what girls at your school were like when you were 17?


*licks lips*

d23e48  No.382830

I have also only known her for a total of 11 hours, lads… maybe with more time she will prove to be better than what I expect of a 17 year old today.

a3bd09  No.382831


imagine living in a place where all the young girls aside from the chavs aren't sweet innocent pure english roses keeeek

5032a0  No.382832


have time but what film?



what do you expect anyway, and what do you expect of older wombyn?


kek fuck's sake, that's really how it felt. I felt like their pet, or a fifth wheel smh

3bd2b1  No.382833

File: 4498591580ab5c8⋯.gif (821.08 KB, 607x609, 607:609, 449.gif)


>have time but what film?

I'm not fussed tbh. What do you fancy?

I've not seen The Conjuring 2, which is a silly recent horror film, fancy watching that?

5032a0  No.382834


No. Next.

680c19  No.382835

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be a pioneer and settle the american wilderness with your qt yank wife and have 9 sons and build your own yank homestead with a stupid yank name like New Babylonia and die at the ripe old age of 60 surrounded by your 20 grandsons 9 of which are named after you

god what did I do to deserve this fate

5032a0  No.382836


you're one of those gays aren't you?

da76a9  No.382837


>ywn emigrate to america and suffer a failed harvest and the ensuing famine

Sad that they didn't teach cool shit like this at school.


5032a0  No.382838

>that boomer whose address for newspaper delivery changes from week to weekend because he drives 5 kilometers to his cabin at a slightly higher altitude for the weekend

>probably doesn't actually own his house or the cabin but has mortgages on both of them, just to make sure nothing will be passed on to his children

5dd65b  No.382839


yeah man if you're attracted to anything but a 35 y/o strong independent wamen with 3 mulatto babies then you're a filthy nonce

d23e48  No.382840


>has exams and coursework for the next two years and a job so either won't have much spare time (which shows good character, I concede) or if she doesn't particularly concentrate on that it doesn't really show good character.

>probably going to go to uni too afterwards

>will almost definitely be into generic normie shit which I have no interest in, and cannot feign - I heard her talking about a TV show called Love Island

>still going through teenage dramas

680c19  No.382841


kek what do you mean

a3bd09  No.382842


nobody cares

79901c  No.382843


okay this is epic

d23e48  No.382844


well he asked me the question, dorshit

da76a9  No.382845


>I heard her talking about a TV show called Love Island

Into the trash she goes then

5032a0  No.382846


>has exams and coursework for the next two years and a job so either won't have much spare time (which shows good character, I concede) or if she doesn't particularly concentrate on that it doesn't really show good character.

Idno lad I'm not sure if schools show anything, I am not sure it is fair on all people. So many people in my class was just so burnt out by the end of high school.

>probably going to go to uni too afterwards

You'll find out, as you said you don't really know her yet bth.

>will almost definitely be into generic normie shit which I have no interest in, and cannot feign - I heard her talking about a TV show called Love Island

Yeah hate that shit too but maybe she can do things she likes and you can do things you like

>still going through teenage dramas

still at that age? keek. I guess I don't really know wombyn


I rest my case

d23e48  No.382847


Is it as bad as I'm imagining it to be?

680c19  No.382848

17 is pretty young tbh. you're not a nonce for finding her sexually attractive but finding her personality attractive is a bit questionable for sure, she's barely more mentally advanced than a literal infant

893de1  No.382849


>barely more mentally advanced than a literal infant

welcome to women

5032a0  No.382850


like simple lasses me

680c19  No.382851


nah, fully grown women are like teenagers

79901c  No.382852


All women are daft, but a 17 year old is too daft for a man in his 20s to deal with

5dd65b  No.382853


>17 is pretty young tbh. you're not a nonce for finding her sexually attractive but finding her personality attractive is a bit questionable for sure

no, this is stupid. the only real difference between a 17 y/o and like a 20 y/o is that the 20 y/o has been fucked by 40 more guys and is beginning to decline in fertility

5032a0  No.382854

File: 2f733212caa5dac⋯.png (11.27 KB, 418x398, 209:199, 2f733212caa5dac397bc98baa9….png)


d23e48  No.382855

>it's a spics impotent rage and incel delusions episode

893de1  No.382856


well exactly, past 16-17-18 they don't mature any more mentally. nobody seems to understand that girls go through puberty a lot earlier and faster than boys

da76a9  No.382857




That's modernity for you, people used to become adults at 12.


Got your suicide method all prepared for when you get to 21 and have therefore reached the end of your life?

5dd65b  No.382858

File: d11e5c414b18cdf⋯.jpg (269.77 KB, 925x1032, 925:1032, d11e5c414b18cdfa6de1972d76….jpg)


>Got your suicide method all prepared for when you get to 21 and have therefore reached the end of your life?

I'm heading towards 23 lad, probably just gonna stick around to enrich my cat's life 'til he passes and then I'll join him. couldn't bear the thought of him staring out the window every day wondering when I'll come back

db474d  No.382859

File: 809e7f7d3f38a83⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 640x356, 160:89, shooting don't stop me no….webm)


5032a0  No.382860


>brother visited with his family today and unsubtly referenced this thinking the family wouldn't get it despite it being on the news


5032a0  No.382861

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>blackface reviewer


5032a0  No.382862

w-where did The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman go I only said no to that one film

3bd2b1  No.382863

File: d7ae6bc5597c0ec⋯.gif (378.63 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 2yr6y5rkw3g21.gif)


oh shit i got distracted, and it's film time

help me think of something FAST!

db474d  No.382864


Thunderpants is a good film.

da76a9  No.382865


Happiness of the Katakaris

329fd2  No.382866

File: b57bc200810f011⋯.jpg (144.1 KB, 618x597, 206:199, 1472043528762.jpg)


yes but I have to choose a film that pleases him

5032a0  No.382867



ahhh that only stresses me out and makes me think slower

329fd2  No.382868

File: 2a9f43a3cd63048⋯.gif (388.44 KB, 607x609, 607:609, 75um50a35df21.gif)


>ahhh that only stresses me out and makes me think slower

*splashes you with water whilst pretending to be a seal*

5032a0  No.382869

nah too late now tbh you had your chance

8a6d2b  No.382870



Hereditary from last year

db474d  No.382871

329fd2  No.382872

File: 1bb3e2230a4ee52⋯.gif (586.64 KB, 487x815, 487:815, 1bb.gif)


oh well, I guess I'll just have to watch what I wanted to watch then

5032a0  No.382873


sounds like the best solution for both of us tbh

d23e48  No.382874

why am I getting "body too short or empty" errors? and what's with all the changes to board settings?

329fd2  No.382875

File: 362f890f7bd5dbc⋯.png (162.07 KB, 268x402, 2:3, theconjuring2.png)

5032a0  No.382876


not having any problems tbh

8a6d2b  No.382877


its not very good tbh

ecd7a5  No.382878

Lads Im making a vid can you post pics that typify in your mind "overconsumption"

5dd65b  No.382879


>and what's with all the changes to board settings?

unindexing and goblin wordfilters. nothing to do with that error, maybe try closing and reopening your browser

5032a0  No.382880

File: 79397097dc605aa⋯.png (101.96 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, ClipboardImage.png)

893de1  No.382881

File: c4619be88cc0d2e⋯.png (18.85 KB, 940x922, 470:461, wesscream.png)

da76a9  No.382882


A 22st pepe

893de1  No.382883

File: 44e1984c0ede0f2⋯.png (26.82 KB, 232x82, 116:41, swedish_moose_rapist.png)

a3bd09  No.382884


only ate a steak today tbh

might eat something else

strict keto from now on

5032a0  No.382885

File: 79c4eddfbf3d9af⋯.png (20.01 KB, 712x504, 89:63, 79c4eddfbf3d9afe73a08ec4f7….png)

893de1  No.382886

File: fad88bff0751d41⋯.jpg (103.54 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, wessex cybersmith edition.jpg)

sorry wess

329fd2  No.382887


walmart people, especially the obese ones on mobility scooters sticking junk food in their baskets

5032a0  No.382888


hm who is that

a3bd09  No.382889

why is he posting pictures of posters? panzie is genuinely weird person, suspicious

6c66f9  No.382890



pretty sure I was thinner there than I am know AAAAAAAAGH

that was from the referendum

time sure flies

5dd65b  No.382891


I thought you wanted to gain weight? keto is not healthy, it lowers testosterone, the only reason to go on keto is to burn fat

79901c  No.382892

File: 65847d8216e7988⋯.png (224.17 KB, 323x591, 323:591, ClipboardImage.png)

explain this

329fd2  No.382893


I've seen all the other ones, so I have to see this one too

Annabelle was good, and so was The Conjuring

5032a0  No.382894

oh he's calling me fat despite me being less fat than him

5032a0  No.382895


it's a mascot, like with your goats

db474d  No.382896


Conjuring 2 was my favourite of the 2 Annabelle films and the original Conjuring.

6c66f9  No.382897

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

329fd2  No.382898


come join, I've only just started

I didn't realise these films also linked in with the Ametyville remake

329fd2  No.382899

File: 23959b36d15a5e9⋯.jpeg (40.34 KB, 1024x962, 512:481, 23959b36d15a5e9bcd9d7e114….jpeg)

db474d  No.382900


If you pop it on earlier tomorrow, like sixish if you can, I'll join. I love that film.

4e25cf  No.382901

Imagine posting on newbrit after you said you wouldn't come back


a3bd09  No.382902

And you wonder why people don't like you when you just make comments like that

6c66f9  No.382903

File: 4f7f16a05a298c0⋯.png (919.57 KB, 1124x1470, 562:735, Wessex Mood Chart.png)


it's a tradition for me at this point lad

d23e48  No.382904

File: 0e4500a98e94de6⋯.png (50.63 KB, 585x462, 195:154, 0e4500a98e94de6baeebdc2674….png)


79901c  No.382905

File: 4f188b5078174fb⋯.jpg (40.76 KB, 1100x944, 275:236, 4f188b5078174fb611c9dd7a71….jpg)

5032a0  No.382906

>all these lads defending the poor innocent defenseless Wesshog

ahhh what a lovely family