[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / baaa / bench / bleached / dempart / klpmm / pinoy / vg / vichan ]

/newbrit/ - /brit//politics/

Disclaimer: This is entirely satire
Winner of the 77nd Attention-Hungry Games
/x/ - Paranormal Phenomena and The RCP Authority

April 2019 - 8chan Transparency Report
Name
Email
Subject
Comment *
File
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Flag
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.


Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 09d88c798f28783⋯.jpg (57.81 KB, 528x498, 88:83, 09d88c798f287830a246b78446….jpg)

f867c9  No.382207

STALE LINKS

‘Parliament No Longer Represents the People’: May Loses Control of OWN MOTION Hijacked by Hardline Remainers

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/13/parliament-no-longer-represents-people-may-loses-control-own-motion/

Brexiteers have reacted with anger after the House of Commons voted to stop the UK leaving the EU without a deal, whilst the Tory Party is in disarray after Prime Minister Theresa May lost control of her own motion.'

>Veteran Brexit campaigner Nigel Farage said immediately after the vote, “A total disgrace, Parliament no longer represents the people,” adding, “This is a Parliament of outright liars. We will have to fight them again. And mark my words — we will beat them once more.”

>Mr Farage later penned a piece for The Telegraph, where he confirmed what he had written in 2017 that “The great Brexit betrayal has begun,” noting, “Well, although it pains me to say it, the vote in Parliament to take no deal off the table proves that, 20 months ago, I was right.”

>Tory Brexiteer MP Bernard Jenkin called it a “sad day for democracy” whilst MEP Dan Hannan accused “Tory Euro-zealots” of “delegitimising our system of government.”

‘Time to WAKE UP!’ Ireland issues furious Brexit warning - ‘UK could be FLOODED’

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1099630/brexit-latest-no-deal-tariff-northern-ireland-backstop-irish-border

BRITISH businesses will suffer as the UK becomes “flooded” by EU produce if Theresa May enacts her no deal Brexit tariff plan, Ireland has warned.

>A furious source in Dublin hit out at the Government’s new tariff scheme which was unveiled in the wake of Mrs May’s second crushing Brexit deal defeat. Under the scheme announced this morning, the Government has promised a “temporary approach to checks, processes and tariffs” in order to avoid a hard border on the island of Ireland. To do so, Britain will not introduce any new checks or controls on goods crossing the land border meaning there will be no customs requirements on “nearly all goods”.

>Goods going directly from the Republic of Ireland to the UK, for example by boat from ports in Dublin or Rosslare to Britain, would still be subject to WTO tariffs.

>The Government confirmed any new measures would only be introduced to protect Northern Irish businesses, ensure compliance with international legal obligations and uphold the biosecurity of the island.

Right to Buy homes re-sold since 2000 made £6.4bn in profit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47443183

A former council tenant bought their home under Right to Buy for £8,000 and sold it on for £285,000 nine days later - a £277,000 profit, the BBC found.

>The Solihull buyer was among 140 in Great Britain who bought and resold within one month, making a £3m collective profit.

>Opponents of the scheme said too many people had profited from a policy that had "much bigger social ambitions".

>Supporters said Right to Buy helped people secure their financial future.

d23e48  No.382209

File: 14b9a397dfa6927⋯.gif (513.71 KB, 607x609, 607:609, 14b.gif)

Reminder that /newbrit/ is a satire board. Only satirists may post beneath this line.

____________


d643ba  No.382210

File: 23aaab92fcfb213⋯.jpg (209.43 KB, 833x1192, 833:1192, Jewess 37.jpg)

gob.lines, tbh


d643ba  No.382211

j.e..wesses


3986a3  No.382212

File: b67a761539cca26⋯.png (9.17 KB, 410x392, 205:196, b67a761539cca26f15ddc8dfbc….png)

>>382211

I know a nice goblin that I watch films with sometimes. I'm trying to persuade her to be my gf


f867c9  No.382213

File: bac3a22c2acbb48⋯.png (11.3 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

>>382207

No flag.

>>382209

Is that post also satire lad?


f867c9  No.382214

File: 5fc4b052eaa9515⋯.jpg (34.72 KB, 331x458, 331:458, 1432190184697.jpg)


3986a3  No.382215

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sadbins.png)

has anyone else noticed that things are super mega kind of fucked up lately?


f867c9  No.382216

File: caf84f9232fa974⋯.gif (1.45 MB, 234x234, 1:1, 1418922985416.gif)


d643ba  No.382217

good night, lads.

>>382215

things are great, bud.


d23e48  No.382218

File: 8f2c1e33264e2ca⋯.png (946.93 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382213

;^)

>>382215

it's the 3rd impact, lad


3986a3  No.382219

File: 59a78f4774d8139⋯.jpg (112.66 KB, 852x480, 71:40, bincosmic10.jpg)

>>382217

>>382216

couldn't sleep last night, was too wired. I feel like the mental psychic energy that's been unleashed recently is affecting me or something

anyone else getting that?


f867c9  No.382220

>>382217

Night lad.


f867c9  No.382221

File: 2ff4d40606af61c⋯.gif (2.64 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 1425696524324.gif)


f867c9  No.382222

File: 37f280a20da64c5⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 255x191, 255:191, 1422206896798.jpg)


f867c9  No.382223

FUCK 22ST-


3986a3  No.382224

File: 7b8459e73c50f6e⋯.jpg (450.14 KB, 736x552, 4:3, bincosmic8.jpg)

>>382218

>it's the 3rd impact, lad

it's definitely something


f867c9  No.382225

File: c35cbbad4d7ec5e⋯.jpg (59.67 KB, 782x788, 391:394, 1459880202899.jpg)


3986a3  No.382226

File: e388624a94e59ee⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 393.66 KB, 960x882, 160:147, binex3.png)

keep thinking about my ex

that's not a good sign…


f867c9  No.382227

File: 2e042abcb798a12⋯.jpg (10.22 KB, 293x282, 293:282, 1422270138618.jpg)


3986a3  No.382228

>>382227

I've got a bad feeling she's going to turn up unexpectedly…

Not sure how I'll react tbh


3986a3  No.382229

File: f3ab78541d74b91⋯.jpg (74.47 KB, 992x558, 16:9, bincosmic3.jpg)

too many energies hitting me right now smh


f867c9  No.382230

File: 3b9259d391f8e51⋯.png (76.52 KB, 850x638, 425:319, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


6c66f9  No.382231

File: 58d939e693d0255⋯.webm (3.5 MB, 610x340, 61:34, Serial Kiwi Invaders.webm)

HIGH ENERGY


291f13  No.382232

File: 9ac6e81e03aec38⋯.jpg (193.92 KB, 1280x915, 256:183, D1B-OX8UYAAeKr8.jpg)


db5d75  No.382233

File: b1e6b1694705d7f⋯.png (1.39 MB, 700x1871, 700:1871, ClipboardImage.png)

keke


70eea4  No.382234

>>382233

I was looking forward to Endgame but she will be in it and hogging all the screentime and lines, won't she? Smh.


49c6bb  No.382235

>>382233

Not the first time a woman who ran off her mouth and wasn't stopped has ended up costing.


db5d75  No.382236

File: a916b1a428a7b08⋯.mp4 (9.05 MB, 480x360, 4:3, yukkuri song.mp4)

bit of a slow one today.


a3bd09  No.382237

one of my banjo strings snapped

fuck


d23e48  No.382238

first day of toil lads


a2f9fe  No.382239

another fucking weird dream

this time I was walking through this transportation facility looking for my monorail or whatever to travel wherever. and the place was this labyrinth of corridors and doorways, I couldn't find the transport I was looking for. and the other weird thing is that there were kebab shops everywhere- not raghead ones, these were like specialized shishkebab shops run by whites. one of 'em was "pizza kebabs" where it was like pizza on a stick. and the most famous that I eventually started looking for was this sweet n' spicy shishkebab shop run by this giant talking lobster kebab chef wearing an apron. I really wanted to try one of his famous kebabs but I couldn't find it and then I woke up

>>382187

>t*rksfartshite

>>382210

btfo

>>382237

you wank too aggressively, lad?


a3bd09  No.382240

filtered


a2f9fe  No.382241

cmon where's that pph lads, it's not a wagie day


db5d75  No.382242

File: 00b76449d2bb846⋯.gif (3.65 MB, 294x524, 147:262, chaikagrapes.gif)

>>382241

I'm here bud. We didn't lose any regulars by hiding the board, did we? I assume no one was navigating through the home page,


a2f9fe  No.382243

>>382242

somebody in Bongo Bongo Land was already asking what happened, some people might do that actually. blows my mind, how can they stand the loading screens? just bookmark https://8ch.net/newbrit/catalog.html


db5d75  No.382244

>>382243

You can just favourite the board, and add it your top bar.


7c41c7  No.382245

>>382207

>forgetting your flag in the fucking OP

keeek


7c41c7  No.382246

File: 1513143a0c33769⋯.jpg (64.93 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1530867328646.jpg)

>>382241

woke up and went to bed again and now the weekend is a lmost over


a2f9fe  No.382247

>>382246

hasn't it just started? well you wake up early so maybe saturday is half done. but wouldn't that just be 1/4th done?


7c41c7  No.382248

>>382247

I exaggerate, but newspaper bois only get one day off


a2f9fe  No.382249

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


7c41c7  No.382250

File: 9a4417ea03807db⋯.png (1.34 MB, 2120x2612, 530:653, ClipboardImage.png)


db5d75  No.382251

>>382250

I'm actually a massive communist.


a3bd09  No.382252

>>382251

this but unironically

not like herts who likes to LARP as one


8a6d2b  No.382253

File: 846bb3edef3b9b9⋯.gif (273.21 KB, 220x233, 220:233, 1551655129742.gif)

I only come here for the anime pics, not interested in the politics and casual racism smh


db5d75  No.382254

>>382252

You just wish you had enough money to buy prostitutes every night.


a3bd09  No.382255


7c41c7  No.382256

>>382252

Does Herts even LARP as a commie, isn't he a Stalinist?


db5d75  No.382257

>>382255

Horny horny lad…


7c41c7  No.382258

>>382253

>(1)

Yeah nobody's interested in you either


8a6d2b  No.382259

>>382258

been at gym all afternoon with no time to post


a3bd09  No.382260

>>382256

he likes to larp as a nazbol

its funny because he's such a sheltered middle class uni student


7c41c7  No.382261

File: 80fb641afdd2292⋯.png (332 KB, 1261x634, 1261:634, ClipboardImage.png)

they gave Mothra a very humanoid body


7c41c7  No.382262

>>382259

>not posting between sets

>>382260

lad he's going to be upset


db5d75  No.382263

>>382260

Never met a working class communist, tbh.


db5d75  No.382264

>>382261

Would you?


a2f9fe  No.382265

I'm a National Feudalist, a.k.a. /natfeud/

>>382264

>no harem of thicc moth gfs


7c41c7  No.382266

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>MY ANCESTOR is a horror monster

smh


7c41c7  No.382267

>>382264

climb into her giant reproductive organ and get squished? Yes


a2f9fe  No.382268

basically go back to medieval times except we eat beef instead of bread and worship odin instead of (((YHWH))) and there's transhumanism with genetic engineering and chainsaw/laser arm deathbots wiping out the wogs


db5d75  No.382269

Don't fully subscribe to any political ideology, because people inevitably fuck everything up anyway. Kind of hoping robots save us from ourselves one day.


7c41c7  No.382270

Me? I just have the right opinions tbh


db5d75  No.382271

Political ideology is like trying to patch a hole in the hull of a boat with chewing gum, when really you just need a new boat.


a2f9fe  No.382272

>>382269

>Kind of hoping robots save us from ourselves one day

I hope that but for aliens

but here's the thing: even if there are benevolent super-advanced intelligent aliens out there, by the time light from Earth reaches them and they realize what trouble we're in, it'll be 25,000 years too late


7c41c7  No.382273

>>382271

A big country-sized boat would be nice


7c41c7  No.382274

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Been seeing this really thicc juicy pajeet lad the gas station where I load newspapers. Can't stop thinking about him. Really should just ask him out for a quick fuck, making me fucking crazy. Gonna pull out just before I make cummies though, purely for fucking, not impregnating.


a2f9fe  No.382275

>>382274

l-lad?


49c6bb  No.382276

File: b067bd0a8b2a59d⋯.webm (349.33 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Absolutley disgusting.webm)


a2f9fe  No.382277

File: 44c0255e50b5921⋯.png (510.84 KB, 936x1233, 104:137, d01f13c322cf3749b152083158….png)

holy fug, they really do not want this video spreading


49c6bb  No.382278

>>382277

Does that mean it's fake or they don't want people to be inspired?


8a6d2b  No.382279

>>382277

I uploaded it to my mega (NZ) account sheeeeeeeiiiiiit


a3bd09  No.382280

>>382262

he's always upset

>>382263

they only exist in poorer or 3rd world countries

most of the working class commies in 1st world can hardly be commies compared to those in the 3rd world

i am sort of a 3rd worldist tbh


7c41c7  No.382281

>>382276

>>382275

just channeling my inner spic


a2f9fe  No.382282

>>382278

the latter, I assume. I actually don't understand why they want to suppress the video so badly. if anything they should be exploiting the opportunity to demonize le ebil h'white males and (ethno-)nationalism in general, no?

>>382279

well you're not a NZ citizen/resident so I don't think you have anything to worry about. you might have got mega fined for $200k though kek


db5d75  No.382283

>>382282

One thing that struck me was just how easy he made it look.


da76a9  No.382284

File: 4ea56d2a4855c40⋯.png (336.59 KB, 639x640, 639:640, ClipboardImage.png)

This rugby though lads


a2f9fe  No.382285

>>382283

amazing how long he was there and there were no sirens 'til he was already driving away. absolutely btfo's those faggots that say you don't need guns for self-defense because "muh police". the perp will have more than enough time to do whatever he wants before they arrive even assuming the best case scenario that you're near a station and call immediately


da76a9  No.382286

>>382285

No honey, the problem is that guns are too easy to obtain in New Zealand.

>>382278

tbh I think we're beyond the point where they need to stage false flags, they've pushed things to the point that things boil over on their own now.


da76a9  No.382287

>>382274

>really thicc juicy pajeet lad

hmmm


a3bd09  No.382288

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Oven Baked St. Louis Ribs With Homemade Guinness BBQ Sauce


7c41c7  No.382289

>>382287

They workout for your pleasure


7c41c7  No.382290

File: a0c6ffd7593146d⋯.png (318.8 KB, 474x593, 474:593, ClipboardImage.png)

He doesn't look so good


a3bd09  No.382291

>>382290

that's what a diet of poop will do to you


a3bd09  No.382292

>vegan women no longer get their period and become infertile

wew


7c41c7  No.382293

>>382292

Daftie stopped having her period when she became too thin smh


a3bd09  No.382294

>>382293

is that why she wants to fuck men with a strap-on?


7c41c7  No.382295

>>382294

Kek I never really grasped why she wanted to do that. Funny how the people interested in her started talking about how they wanted to get fucked in the arse by strapons though. And I think she got it back now, her period.


a3bd09  No.382296

>>382295

Disgusting

I bet she fucks her boyfriend with a strap-on

Sick sick girl


7c41c7  No.382297

>>382296

She's just checking for cancer, lad


da76a9  No.382298

>>382295

I'm not interested in her though.


a3bd09  No.382299

>>382297

>when she fucks me but the strap-on comes out covered in blood and shit


a3bd09  No.382300

>>382298

youd like to be fucked by her though


7c41c7  No.382301

>>382298

Fuck's sake, lad. Don't tell me you want to be suspended by meathooks too

>>382299

oof that's the spot


da76a9  No.382302

>>382300

Well yeah


7c41c7  No.382303

File: c34edb751689373⋯.png (7.74 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no thicc gf


10f2f8  No.382304

>>382239

Had a dream I went fishing with the famalam. I was walking behind the rods being casted and got a hook lodged into my cheek, then I woke up.


a3bd09  No.382305

>>382303

>tfw no tall gf


7c41c7  No.382306

File: 02c6ca9f2dcf487⋯.png (2.01 MB, 1100x846, 550:423, ClipboardImage.png)

>they are in this week's episode

oh my


7c41c7  No.382307

>>382305

The Bongo Bongo Land tranny is pretty tall


db5d75  No.382308

>>382305

>No tiny gf you can carry in a rucksack


a3bd09  No.382309


7c41c7  No.382310

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

7c41c7  No.382311

>>382309

>who?

Leon/Leon


7c41c7  No.382312

>Leon filter still on

keek


a3bd09  No.382313

>>382311

is he pretty?


a2f9fe  No.382314

>>382302

the anus is a one way street, lad. it's a wrinkled, fragile squeeze-tube for pushing out soft waste- not a durable, self-lubricating/cleaning fuck-slit like a cooch

that dumb meme that shoving things up your anus prevents prostate cancer is probably the opposite of the truth, that's not natural


7c41c7  No.382315

>>382313

Looks fine but it's a tranny


7c41c7  No.382316

>>382314

>that dumb meme that shoving things up your anus prevents prostate cancer is probably the opposite of the truth, that's not natural

keeeeeek never heard that meme


a3bd09  No.382317

>>382315

send me a pic chief


a2f9fe  No.382318

>>382316

yeah some say that stimulating the prostate helps prevent cancer but I think it's just a homosexual jewish conspiracy to get white men to shove things up their ass


7c41c7  No.382319

>>382317

ask her on Bongo Bongo Land yourself, lad


a3bd09  No.382320

>>382319

just fucking send me a pic you cunt


7c41c7  No.382321


a3bd09  No.382322

>>382321

then i will filter you.


7c41c7  No.382323

File: f62c821624241bc⋯.png (2.78 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>Krusty releases an all-female reboot of "Itchy and Scratchy," so Bart and his crew of all-male friends decide to boycott the show. After Bart's friends turn on him for laughing at the reboot, Bart joins a woke group of sixth-grade girls who commit crimes against patriarchy.[3]"


3bd2b1  No.382324

File: 0cfb42c6ca59a3a⋯.png (6.88 KB, 454x408, 227:204, f6ab45a6d8dd6b3d34b1f91c71….png)


7c41c7  No.382325

>382322

Ain't getting no (You)s then


7c41c7  No.382326

File: 2e634fb815b5ff0⋯.png (917.58 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382324

OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


3bd2b1  No.382327

File: decb17e4a043a8f⋯.png (9.31 KB, 858x608, 429:304, 1d30560501503c24666e450787….png)

>>382322

>will filter you

lad, no. we're all friends here

except her


a3bd09  No.382328

>>382327

send me a picture


3bd2b1  No.382329

>>382326

is that thing from weird science?


7c41c7  No.382330

>>382329

Google says so yeha


a3bd09  No.382331

worried that they will want me to receive holy communion when i havent been baptised

will just have to not receive it again like last time and speak to the priest after about getting me baptised


49c6bb  No.382332

>>382323

Has the quality dipped that much?


a2f9fe  No.382333

>>382331

but why worship the jewish god, feeding the jewish race more power?


db5d75  No.382334

>>382323

Topical, three years ago.


7c41c7  No.382335

>>382332

I guess, haven't watched it for so many years


3bd2b1  No.382336

File: daeb2eca3b3dc07⋯.png (246.35 KB, 740x504, 185:126, daeb2eca3b3dc07bae702c4411….png)


a3bd09  No.382337

>replies despite being filtered

you are an insult to your own intelligence[or lack of]


7c41c7  No.382338


3bd2b1  No.382339

>>382323

sounds really preachy and unfunny. Simpsons stopped being funny years ago tbh


10f2f8  No.382340

File: e0976d9a229e678⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 204.05 KB, 1400x840, 5:3, Unknown Man.jpg)


db5d75  No.382341

Think the female reboot trend is done now. They're sending that Doom film out direct to DVD.


7c41c7  No.382342

>>382340

Looks like Dorshite


3bd2b1  No.382343

File: d428b008add5639⋯.png (7.14 KB, 831x400, 831:400, 8ea015f1b4b632054aea54b9a3….png)

>>382337

lad, why are you being all nasty, has somethign upset you?


a3bd09  No.382344

>>382343

I meant spicposter

I don't want to look at his low IQ posts


3bd2b1  No.382345

>>382332

yeah, they have been running off their past success for years


6c66f9  No.382346

File: cb0308257b424d6⋯.png (232.24 KB, 555x900, 37:60, sonichu4.png)

>>382332

>>382335

it's been zombie simpsons and a poz mouthpiece for almost 20 years lads


3bd2b1  No.382347

File: 36c8ce00aa45be2⋯.jpg (62.57 KB, 1024x776, 128:97, lawrenceofficespace.jpg)

>>382344

>spic poster

he's okay lad, just a bit uncultured, not like us Anglos. He does his best though


a3bd09  No.382348

>>382347

He is just stupid and indulges in it, I can't tolerate that.


3bd2b1  No.382349

Has anyone set up Escape From New York to watch tonight?


6c66f9  No.382350

>>382349

will start at quarter-half past, have one more round of video games first


3bd2b1  No.382351

File: b08a91f666307e9⋯.jpg (541.51 KB, 1200x899, 1200:899, happpyaccidentman.jpg)

>>382348

>He is just stupid and indulges in it, I can't tolerate that.

you're a bit bolshy this evening lad, do you think maybe you need to have a "happy" accident, if you know what i mean?


a3bd09  No.382352

>>382351

no

im going to have a bath then get prepared for tomorrow morning

:]


3bd2b1  No.382353

File: ca96af85b2d2079⋯.jpg (7.54 KB, 240x240, 1:1, ca96af85b2d207935a954d46a0….jpg)


6c66f9  No.382354

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

10f2f8  No.382355

>>382344

What do you expect when all you have for dinner every night is a taco and your neighbor's finger sauce to spice up things for desert.


a2f9fe  No.382356

>>382355

wouldn't mind a spicy mexican taco on my face for breakfast in bed tbqh


db5d75  No.382357

File: 0d90e293474b73b⋯.gif (15.25 KB, 343x338, 343:338, dr frogz.gif)


3bd2b1  No.382358

File: 53f2c72f1c246a7⋯.png (41.8 KB, 644x942, 322:471, c0700bf82ef90a1b69756749dc….png)


a3bd09  No.382359

>>382357

the tie looks like a penis LOL


7c41c7  No.382360

>>382353

>when he sees your cock


7c41c7  No.382361

File: 1b29a802b3be4d6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.04 MB, 880x1173, 880:1173, ClipboardImage.png)

you get one free sniff


db5d75  No.382362

File: 3d1fc635cf1ddc8⋯.gif (396.46 KB, 480x368, 30:23, katz write.gif)

>>382359

Mmm. Now wh-why do you think you make that association?


a2f9fe  No.382363

File: 2d32936d84af624⋯.png (126.23 KB, 974x283, 974:283, rendering.png)

>>382361

already knew what image it would be from this. LOVE it


db5d75  No.382364

File: 3f8a6974d789d7a⋯.png (902.79 KB, 857x971, 857:971, ClipboardImage.png)

/ourguy/


70eea4  No.382365

>>382339

I have the nostalgia of watching 90s and 2000s Simpsons on channel 4 with tea after school but I don't think it's ever been more than a kind of silly kids show tbh. Might be more pozzed than ever or maybe (((adults))) that still watch it just complain because it's not enjoyable for them anymore. Probably a little of both.


3bd2b1  No.382366

File: 4bd61ff301e2144⋯.png (126.87 KB, 861x637, 123:91, 4bd61ff301e2144f9ca5d6a173….png)

>>382361

>you get one free sniff

better make the most of it then…


49638c  No.382367

File: 0f9fa13d8caed2f⋯.jpeg (2.27 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 519486F7-5027-497C-9D69-4….jpeg)

File: 88c3e2c1a56f32e⋯.jpeg (2.4 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 57E26F7A-DD21-42B2-81B9-A….jpeg)

File: 1fde976dcdee3a1⋯.jpeg (2.25 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 844EF37B-4D40-4174-A1D4-6….jpeg)

File: 2ff0b3c3e5d0854⋯.jpeg (145.16 KB, 749x414, 749:414, 32A108EC-245D-4429-B2EB-4….jpeg)

Here are some videos I took at the zoo

https://streamable.com/erei1

https://streamable.com/qsotv


db5d75  No.382368

>>382365

It was never supposed to be a kid's show. Watch those early episodes again. They're even funnier, now that I actually get all the jokes.


6c66f9  No.382369

>>382366

might actually change the film to Predator lad, since I've never seen it and nobody else seems to want to watch the snake

>>382367

did anyone mistake you for an exhibit?


db5d75  No.382370

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Illegal video.


3bd2b1  No.382371

>>382369

ok lad

bit tired tbh, might not make it through a whole film smh


49638c  No.382372

File: d555bf11e3b1e52⋯.jpeg (1.4 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 50F81FEA-C5B5-4464-8A8A-0….jpeg)

>>382369

We thought they would but then we saw these signs and we knew making monkey noises around the monkeys might not be a good idea so we just made monkey noises in other places like the aquarium instead. Also we made gnome noises basically to every animal.


7c41c7  No.382373

>>382367

Those baby elephants look as hairy as Dorshite

>Jojo

wdsmbt. Poor lads look so confused


ecd7a5  No.382374

File: 0efa0dc0b871fcc⋯.jpg (374.89 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1518026164288.jpg)


6c66f9  No.382375

>>382372

both videos are fucked for me, I get 1 second of a really high quality photo of the animals then it's just audio and wierd graphical glitches smh


db5d75  No.382376

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Saw this one again recently. Completely went over my head as a kid.


49638c  No.382377

>>382373

They were posing so I thought of JoJo. It started suckling from its mummy soon after this video was taken.


6c66f9  No.382378

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>382371

I'll shelve it then lad, going to watch an ep of my chinky dramas instead

it's series 2 of a big drama, the first is called the Advisor's Alliance


49638c  No.382379

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>382376

This is also from the same episode.


7c41c7  No.382380

>>382377

see any gnomes?


49638c  No.382381

>>382380

We walked past a man who made the noise


3bd2b1  No.382382

File: d872d257d80f9f6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1023.85 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, kaystinky.png)

>382377


db5d75  No.382383

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This guy did a pretty good breakdown of the style of old Simpsons comedy vs new Simpsons comedy.


70eea4  No.382384

>have to filter The Poster Formerly Known As Bins for another thread

Smdh.


a2f9fe  No.382385

>>382367

rare lews


d643ba  No.382386

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


d643ba  No.382387

File: 0b442b8848297f0⋯.jpg (111.48 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, Jewess 462.jpg)

'Cause every time it rains,

You're here in my head,

Like the sun coming out–

Ooh, I just know that something good is going to happen.

And I don't know when,

But just saying it could even make it happen.


6c66f9  No.382388

>>382383

way too fellating of the early period tbh, I started rewatching and the poz starts at like episode 3

hilarious how he goes through the big three guys and the writing staff and literally everyone is a huge-schnozzed jew though, really makes you think


db5d75  No.382389

>>382388

Yeah, he basically just rambles and pours out praise for the first few minutes. He gets down to some of the more mechanical components of the writing after that though. You can skip eight minutes.


ecd7a5  No.382390

>>382388

its always been pozzed, the only good thing about old simpsons was the animation and the fact that the new episodes from about 04 onwards have a really sickly feel to them for some reason, they give me those mkultra headcaches


55edbc  No.382391

h


db5d75  No.382392

>>382390

First and foremost it was just very funny. You can work out the politics of it for yourself. I think people maybe romantisise it as being "anti-authoritarian" a little too much. It never really felt that way to me. Though TV comedy was always a bit stuffier in yank land. Monty Python and The Young Ones had already passed by by this point.


6c66f9  No.382393

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


7c41c7  No.382394

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>tfw adblock blocks all the simpson porn


7c41c7  No.382395

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thinking about that pajeet lad again


ecd7a5  No.382396

File: 1846c081147507a⋯.jpg (61.97 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 1512560814101.jpg)

>everyone accusing everyone of being a newfag on brit because they dont all have the same opinions or sense of humour


db5d75  No.382397

>>382396

Lol. Haven't been there in ages. A we the bogeyman now?


ecd7a5  No.382398

File: 5c17cad996cc943⋯.jpg (85.05 KB, 903x714, 43:34, 1456929812592.jpg)

>>382397

no

>tfw I post in both threads and everyone treats me like Im solely user of only one

I feel like an imposter tbh


7c41c7  No.382399

File: cdb418940b8de80⋯.jpg (52.92 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1494440736854.jpg)

>>382398

>noflags


a2f9fe  No.382400

had lobster bisque now having a salad and gonna have burgers


7c41c7  No.382401

>>382400

you love shellfish, lad


7c41c7  No.382402

File: 017bdd05ac8d567⋯.png (53.25 KB, 403x448, 403:448, 017bdd05ac8d56759bf7fc5c30….png)

wait, I thought shell meant armoured, like a lobster, but

>they are actual shells

oh…


d643ba  No.382403

File: 581da2307045d10⋯.png (751.04 KB, 1272x713, 1272:713, Jewess 627.png)


ecd7a5  No.382404

>>382399

I get called a shill and all sorts of other stuff when I don a flag or trip


db5d75  No.382405

>>382398

I think anyone who gets bent out of shape over "crossposting" is being a bit ridiculous. No one visits only one place on the internet. It's some silly nonsense that it became part of the culture to pretend you do. If you want some fun, go over to /v/, and tell them you visit pretty much any other site, or half of the boards on this site, and they'll flip their lid, like you just let the germs into their hazard suit. Poor demented fuckers.


7c41c7  No.382406

>>382404

j-just banter, lad


a2f9fe  No.382407

>>382401

yeah deff my favorite food group. not one in particular, they're all good. clams ("steamers")/quahogs (local clams), mussels, shrimp, lobster, crab, scallops…

>>382402

"shell" basically refers to an animal's natural armor. a clam's shell is the rock-like structure that surrounds it, a turtle's shell is the thing on its back, a lobster's shell is the exoskeleton, etc.

also "shell" can refer to shotgun cartridges or artillery


ecd7a5  No.382408

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, 1468218553644.jpg)

WHY IS VLC MEDIA PLAYER SO SHIT


a2f9fe  No.382409

>>382408

it's fine. what problem are you having?


ecd7a5  No.382410

>>382409

keeps crashing for no reason, never used to do this


7c41c7  No.382411

File: c2af68185185c9d⋯.png (70.31 KB, 1054x208, 527:104, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382407

yeah but shellfish refers to literal shells, lad

oh wait it actually is very inclusive


7c41c7  No.382412

>>382408

what's wrong, lad?

>>382410

sounds like something else is the problem


7c41c7  No.382413

I use media player classic


7c41c7  No.382414

Biiiins where are you~


6c66f9  No.382415

File: 1a95b843d88febc⋯.png (920.15 KB, 1179x613, 1179:613, ClipboardImage.png)

lmao, I forgot about the chinky advertising craze

they put this one right at the end of the episode, but before the credits, and the actor is playing in character in the outfit from the moment before.


d643ba  No.382416

>>382408

I use MPC-HC 64


7c41c7  No.382417

>>382415

well that'd take you out


8a6d2b  No.382418

File: d4c44d96345ef00⋯.jpg (27.74 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 722c1caeaeea93c9866636ed9f….jpg)


6c66f9  No.382419

>>382418

>jordan peterson forces his daughter to wear this before the nightly drugged rape session


7c41c7  No.382420

File: c1285e5f5bf4052⋯.mp4 (555.87 KB, 650x420, 65:42, finnish merchants enters t….mp4)


7c41c7  No.382421

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


8a6d2b  No.382422

>>382419

don't blame him tbh


7c41c7  No.382423

Does he make the kid watch?


8a6d2b  No.382424

>>382421

we should watch that on rabbit at some point


3bd2b1  No.382425

>>382414

here, i just went to have a shower


a2f9fe  No.382426

>>382418

I'd lobst her


7c41c7  No.382427

>>382424

Not sure what it is

>>382425

Want to watch Troll hunter, lad?


8a6d2b  No.382428

>>382427

When the Raven Flies

about an Irish lad in Iceland

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087432/


7c41c7  No.382429

>>382428

cool tbh-

>taig revenge

smh


a2f9fe  No.382430

>>382429

Make Ireland Britain Again, tbh


3bd2b1  No.382431

>>382427

>Want to watch Troll hunter, lad?

Sorry I can't tonight, I have to get to bed early. I didn't really sleep last night and now I'm fucked

I've seen troll hunter before, so you can watch it without me or save it for another time, whichever you prefer


7c41c7  No.382432

>>382431

alright lad


1b4a11  No.382433

File: 0acce5563523ec4⋯.png (411.27 KB, 600x575, 24:23, ClipboardImage.png)

Big if true


8a6d2b  No.382434

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

anyone seen Mr Freedom?


7c41c7  No.382435

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

A REPLY HAS BEEN MADE TO THE GOBLIN


a2f9fe  No.382436

>>382433

big oof


db5d75  No.382437

>>382433

Was hearing earlier how one of the former memebers of the Mosque is now with ISIS. Of course, I heard this on 8chan, so it could be total bullshit.


d643ba  No.382438

File: 618e11df83c4d03⋯.jpg (37.59 KB, 528x492, 44:41, 1448310863444.jpg)

>>382433

>IT WAS SELF DEFENSE

A-HAHAHAHHAHAHA


6c66f9  No.382439

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh doom


7c41c7  No.382440

>>382439

NO LAD NO


7c41c7  No.382441


a2f9fe  No.382442

that "The Kommandant" YT channel is one of the funnest things I've seen in my life

>HEEEEEEEYLE VIKTORRIE!!!!


6c66f9  No.382443

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>382435

GUY FROM BOSTON GOES NUCLEAR ON MATT EASTON (GONE LOUD) (GONE BOSTON) (GONE LARGE)


7c41c7  No.382444

>>382443

fucking yanks smh


7c41c7  No.382445

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

DUAL WIELD


8a6d2b  No.382446

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


db5d75  No.382447

>The parents of a man killed by a drone in Yemen say he was "radicalised" in Christchurch. But preachers at the city mosque say they are moderates.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/10120347/Drone-victims-radicalised-at-mosque


1b4a11  No.382448


a2f9fe  No.382449

File: 045fe07e358da8d⋯.gif (482.67 KB, 250x144, 125:72, wieners.gif)

>>382446

very smart man


db5d75  No.382450

>>382447

Don't know if that's the same place. Don't even know how big Christchurch is. Probably showing my ignorance here.


7c41c7  No.382451

>>382447

pretty sure they found weapons and shti at that mosque


db5d75  No.382452

It's not a city, is it? New Zealand. What's that all about?


a2f9fe  No.382453

>>382452

>What's that all about?

Lad…


db5d75  No.382454

>>382453

It's like the Wales of Australia, right?


8a6d2b  No.382455

>>382450

the picture looks the same as in the vid


a2f9fe  No.382456

>>382454

yeah, exactly actually 'cause they have hella sheep. I thought you didn't know what happened


db5d75  No.382457

>>382456

No, I'm saying I know next to nothing about New Zealand as a country.


7c41c7  No.382458

>>382457

It's where Arthur Wellesley the hero of the Napoleonic wars came from, lad


a2f9fe  No.382459

>>382457

I don't either. I know it's mountainous, two islands, they have Kiwi birds, maybe Kiwi fruit too, citrus-y wines, agreeable climate, dirty polynesian maori niggers that do weird primal haka dance, sheep, chicom takeover.. that's pretty much it. it's generally a pretty irrelevant (but probably comfy) place


a2f9fe  No.382460

oh and accent that's similar to aussie but a bit stranger


8a6d2b  No.382461

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


7c41c7  No.382462

>>382461

>tfw linked this when it was fresh years ago


376800  No.382463

anyone checeked the kiwifarms? i dont know how much of that is trustworthy and maybe someone can spoonfeed me

>>382298

>>382302

👀 i hope your wife pegs


a2f9fe  No.382464

File: d1ccd61ad5b7341⋯.png (221.37 KB, 600x600, 1:1, d1ccd61ad5b7341005d81c5af5….png)

>>382463

>spoiler

the anus is a one-way street


55edbc  No.382465

File: 5686cb48d024bb4⋯.jpg (53.08 KB, 450x510, 15:17, 5686cb48d024bb4e020b8d9343….jpg)


376800  No.382466

File: 006ed3d03ca953b⋯.jpg (21.9 KB, 399x325, 399:325, ye.jpg)

>>382464

oh so you never thought about doing that kind of intercourse with a girl? not ever?


a2f9fe  No.382467

>>382466

nah, I don't wanna urinary tract infection. vag, mouth, rack, feet, hand, hotdog, whatever. but the anus is nasty


7c41c7  No.382468

>>382463

kiwifarms? About what?


6c66f9  No.382469

File: 58d939e693d0255⋯.webm (3.5 MB, 610x340, 61:34, Serial Kiwi Invaders.webm)

is there a clip with classical music overlaid to lull me asleep yet


6c66f9  No.382470

or maybe serialwave where everything is slowed down 200% and played backwards


7c41c7  No.382471

File: 66fe5e3561d8ca4⋯.png (9.55 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>tfw not seen a single clip


6c66f9  No.382472

File: d9017cfda86a093⋯.pdf (867.57 KB, Great Replacement, The - T….pdf)

>>382471

I posted the two bits I had earlier lad, worth seeing

here's his based and redpilled christian-eco-fascist manifesto where he advocates invading turkey solely to reclaim the hagia sophia


6c66f9  No.382473

File: dbef74c829fd33d⋯.png (62.77 KB, 720x589, 720:589, clownpepe22.png)

high powered shitposting


376800  No.382474

>>382467

goodlad

>>382468

about the shooter

>>382471

i cant find the original footage but the memes will do


6c66f9  No.382475

File: 84fa063497cd62d⋯.png (437.13 KB, 500x958, 250:479, Serial Kiwi Meme.png)

>>382474

there's more, but this is what was webmed

>>382173

>>382175


d643ba  No.382476

File: 53e2d7901fe0e3f⋯.jpg (33.79 KB, 484x461, 484:461, 176.jpg)

>post-op tranny sex is literally fucking a mentally ill person's guts through an open wound


70eea4  No.382477

>congo wogs have stories about surviving dinosaur species/cryptids living in the swamps and jungle

That's bs but I believe it.memi


7c41c7  No.382478

No I am not seeing them


55edbc  No.382479

>>382476

why post this


6c66f9  No.382480

>>382478

it's not gore-y at all or anything lad, the pest control doesn't even show any blood since it's not a tarantino film


a2f9fe  No.382481

File: 2801720508210ea⋯.webm (15.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Part1.webm)

>>382474

>i cant find the original footage

(1/2)


d643ba  No.382482

>>382479

i dont know


a2f9fe  No.382483

File: 3a6568e1fa770b2⋯.webm (15.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Part2.webm)

(2/2)


7c41c7  No.382484

>>382480

I don't want to see it, lad.


7c41c7  No.382485

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Now this I want to see


6c66f9  No.382486

>>382484

very nu-scandi of you lad smh

how will you ever drink from the skulls of your enemies and pillage their houses of worship with that attitude


376800  No.382487


55edbc  No.382488

the final redpill is the autistic deontologicalpill


db5d75  No.382489

>>382480

Funny how the media actually over sells the horrors of such things. Real world shootouts look like cheesy old westerns, where people just fall over.


7c41c7  No.382490

>>382486

>drink from the skulls of your enemies and pillage their houses of worship with that attitude

I don't want to do that

>>382489

Surprising, can't people actually survive getting shot? Idno, I know people do sometimes walk off pistol wounds at least. Obviously depends on where they get hit


a2f9fe  No.382491

>>382490

depends where you get hit, what bullet, what gun, what range, etc. rifles tend to be a lot more lethal than handguns because the barrel is much longer. 6/7 people shot with handguns survive and most of those that die bleed out


7c41c7  No.382492

File: 0450495067b2b2f⋯.png (470.35 KB, 851x818, 851:818, ClipboardImage.png)

HEY FOLKS


376800  No.382493

>>382484

watching it first thing in the morning yesterday was extremely soul crushing but then during the day i lost that feeling and now watch it like nothing. you only have to see it once, the second time it feels indifferent. and at the woman yelling help me i actually chuckled. guess i'm going to hell :/


6c66f9  No.382494

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>382489

well they do in the modern era at least since big fuck off bullets that explode in you and stuff are banned and most just go straight through or make tiny holes

only goyim-americans and the IDF are allowed to use truly destructive weaponry

>>382490

he goes back to his car to get more ammo and hoses down the bodies multiple times because it's so hard to kill them, a binbag that tried to run took 3-4 assault rifle shots and was still moving until he got the head


376800  No.382495

>>382484

you also kinda have to watch it if you're obsessed with the case and i can't stop reading on it and sampling information and theories


6c66f9  No.382496

>>382493

only if the prayer-power of the muslamic rayguns sends you to whatever hell equivalent they have


7c41c7  No.382497

>>382493

I am not moralfagging. I don't know what the aversion is tbh, I like you would probably not feel anything watching it.


6c66f9  No.382498

File: 8dc9feb92fcd7bd⋯.png (363.97 KB, 600x675, 8:9, Serial Kiwi Big If True.png)

File: 14dfe9a16a97c81⋯.png (898.79 KB, 717x538, 717:538, Molymeme.png)

>>382495

BIG IF TRUE


6c66f9  No.382499

>>382497

residual fear of tyrannical authority persecuting you in some way, possibly


376800  No.382500

File: 1f9e7c5b62552a6⋯.jpg (43.07 KB, 596x448, 149:112, 1504675412134.jpg)


7c41c7  No.382501

>>382494

well if you do something illegal you might as well use bullets illegally. Hollow points are used for hunting, right? So they'd be available.


7c41c7  No.382502

>>382500

>>382499

Ah, probably


6c66f9  No.382503

>>382501

they're actually less powerful than regular bullets apparently

powerful apolitical/left-wing gun nuts told me this

they were all "literally shaking and crying" at the affair last I looked


7c41c7  No.382504

>>382503

What do you mean by power?


6c66f9  No.382505

>>382504

they don't do as much damage and stop in the wound instead of passing through maybe

don't really know all that much about guns past the 19th century


7c41c7  No.382506

>>382495

Are you going to send him a letter, lass?


7c41c7  No.382507

>>382505

Well hollow points work similarly to musket balls. They stop in the body which means all the energy of the bullet is also put into the body, creating a bigger wound and giving the body more of a shock, so they do more damage.


7c41c7  No.382508

File: 4eeabcb1567ba5d⋯.png (68 KB, 289x174, 289:174, ClipboardImage.png)

uh oh… I disavow


7c41c7  No.382509

if you watch enough civic gobby you'll be able to cut bullets out of the air tbh


6c66f9  No.382510

File: 3bf83634c8e21bc⋯.png (63.88 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, civicgoblin7.png)

>>382507

I guess they make nasty cavities

not so effective at terror as a musket ball though, those go straight through, shatter bone, make a big hole in the front and a huge crater in the back and sometimes even bury themselves in the guy behind


6c66f9  No.382511

time to have a sleep really

hope I can ride this wave of motivation and actually get stuff done


7c41c7  No.382512

>>382511

nigh nigh, lad, hopefully wake up energised and not lethargic


376800  No.382513

File: 2b4af7e14227bdf⋯.png (10.14 KB, 120x120, 1:1, thinksmirk.png)


a2f9fe  No.382514

>>382513

send him n00dz


6c66f9  No.382515

>>382513

seen the court photo?

he's a bit of a manlet I think

maybe that's the real justification for the attack, dwarf envy gone wrong


a2f9fe  No.382516

>>382515

there's these pics circulating of him with cute girls, he may be short but he appears to have been successful with the ladies. gave me feels a bit seeing them 'cause he was a normal lad that could have had a normal life but he sacrificed himself because of what a fucked state the world is in


7c41c7  No.382517

>>382513

How does he make your vagina feel?


6c66f9  No.382518

File: d43ad79c95f8ee7⋯.png (381.62 KB, 435x813, 145:271, dorsetindaclub.png)

>dorset is inspired by this horrific act of heightist terrorism and goes on a manletard rampage armed solely with a butter knife and an erect penis

>>382516

the background and his biography in the manifesto makes that clear yeah, rich, successful, globetrotter, just happened to be a shitposter too


376800  No.382519

File: 9ef86b1a4f094d7⋯.jpeg (34.62 KB, 452x678, 2:3, he's kinda cute.jpeg)

File: 9ecf0f2305510c9⋯.jpg (683.76 KB, 3123x1044, 347:116, chad.jpg)

>>382515

he's alright looking i'll give him that

>>382517

tbh lad, hybristophilic thots seldom actually research their objectives' crimes. i do it for the memes.


7c41c7  No.382520

>>382519

>hybristophilic

didn't know there was a word for it woah


a2f9fe  No.382521

File: 50b1fb6f42758c2⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1000x1502, 500:751, 50b1fb6f42758c2a5fd8bf379a….png)

>she was too perfect for this world


6c66f9  No.382522

File: 81b5774e9e8e9c9⋯.png (725.97 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, autistic taxi pepe.png)

File: f4f7f0e405b4bec⋯.png (2.77 MB, 1912x1060, 478:265, Serial Kiwi Keks.png)

File: 2ec69fce945ed90⋯.png (364.49 KB, 1080x439, 1080:439, Serial Kiwi Quote.png)

File: e6b07a0ee4072d9⋯.png (324.51 KB, 454x675, 454:675, Serial Kiwi Shitpost.png)

File: 2141a986e12d354⋯.png (612.41 KB, 1120x1280, 7:8, Serial Kiwi, Twitter on.png)

>>382519

reminds me of the guy from that film about taxis and murder

kino

don't have any other memis smh, got tired of browsing /pol/ threads full of shilling and shit


6c66f9  No.382523

r maybe young statham from Ghosts of Mars


376800  No.382524

>>382522

i will make gosling kiwi memes


6c66f9  No.382525

File: cb0a7310f92cb83⋯.png (314.62 KB, 718x718, 1:1, oztarrant.png)

>>382524

ah here's one more

in another life he could have been an autistic long-distance outback trucker who secretly assassinates the aboriginal sniffing-petrol mafia


a2f9fe  No.382526

File: c109739f34fc821⋯.jpg (28.52 KB, 512x422, 256:211, c109739f34fc82165742392f5f….jpg)

File: a739a34e515f10b⋯.mp4 (2.61 MB, 406x720, 203:360, LiveLeak-dot-com-10000000_….mp4)

>wamen


7c41c7  No.382527

>>382526

Kay and Daftie are responsible


55edbc  No.382528

>>382526

baste and masochistpilled


d643ba  No.382529

>>382526

i respect a woman who carries her work where ever she goes.


55edbc  No.382530

have you ever stopped to think why you are so edgy


d643ba  No.382531

>>382530

just a way of life, really


7c41c7  No.382532

>>382530

some people are just more comfortable that way it seems.


db5d75  No.382533

>>382530

Probably some kind of incessant need to question, and break things down, and try to gaps in things that other people may have missed. What's that Nietzsche quote about striking everything like a hammer, to see what remains standing?


7c41c7  No.382534

>>382533

put your 'ard 'ats on


db5d75  No.382535

File: 592999eb2d6f9b6⋯.png (370.43 KB, 446x686, 223:343, half daft.png)


7c41c7  No.382536

>>382535

is that a pun? Looks a bit half-caste


db5d75  No.382537

File: ea0f3016e5ccf92⋯.jpg (324.04 KB, 1196x511, 1196:511, imageboards.jpg)

>>382536

Nah. It's from an old Doctor Who comic.


db5d75  No.382538

File: 60a7b7ba5fe5dd4⋯.jpg (300.48 KB, 1214x518, 607:259, liberalist stream.jpg)

That was a fun comic.


da15da  No.382539

File: 95e08bcf5109e2d⋯.jpg (31.36 KB, 252x289, 252:289, tomo.jpg)

Hope you lads are all alright just got in.

>>382530

i've become less edgy over time somehow i think


da15da  No.382540

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


da15da  No.382541

>>382524

oh hi daftie I missed you


7c41c7  No.382542

>>382539

what you been doing, lad?


7c41c7  No.382543

>>382541

sexting me on Bongo Bongo Land right now tbh


a2f9fe  No.382544

File: de2a40a5aea3b8f⋯.jpg (39.37 KB, 960x777, 320:259, spurdo-salute.jpg)

>>382541

yeah daftie and also neo need to post more


db5d75  No.382545

>>382539

I think I became less edgy in rebellion to the edgelord culture of 8chan. I can't help myself. I'm terrible. I need to poke at it and see what happens.


da15da  No.382546

File: 4b588432f503197⋯.png (1.76 MB, 850x1170, 85:117, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382542

was playing call of cthulu with half a dozen m8s by candlelight

>>382543

good ol' erp

>>382544

I like neo's breitbartposting


55edbc  No.382547

lass realised my weakness to tickling

: - (


7c41c7  No.382548

>>382547

are you a freak, lad?

>>382546

>was playing call of cthulu with half a dozen m8s by candlelight

were some of them ladies?


d643ba  No.382549


da15da  No.382550

>>382547

F

are you like me where you start jumping before the fingers even reach you lol


da15da  No.382551

File: 7e8f1cce21c127c⋯.jpg (7.02 KB, 235x296, 235:296, a0185ffaf98bc0bfad265f87a1….jpg)

>>382548

>were some of them ladies?

no girls allowed


7c41c7  No.382552

>>382551

but those are my favourites


55edbc  No.382553

>>382550

as soon as they touch I can't stop laughing

it's serious problem


da15da  No.382554

now pembs post and we can have a reunion

>>382553

ah i'm even worse i don't laugh i spasm and scream lol. so sensitive. people used to tickle me by surprise as a joke when i was a kid so maybe now i'm really on edge


7c41c7  No.382555

>>382554

>now pembs post and we can have a reunion

he's sexting with me and Daftie


da15da  No.382556

File: 4267792786e5459⋯.png (998.7 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

learned today that when I was born I was a really tiny sickly baby and the doctor said i might not grow past 5 foot tall due to stunted growth from asthma medication and steroids

>>382555

im devastated


7c41c7  No.382557

>>382556

poor lad. Did you make it to 5 feet? My nephew needs asthma medication I think


55edbc  No.382558

File: b08a65f397c903c⋯.jpg (89.28 KB, 640x960, 2:3, b08a65f397c903c5213a6f70b3….jpg)


da15da  No.382559

File: e59f39e206735a4⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 640x300, 32:15, annie.gif)

>>382557

Yeah I'm 5'8'' now lol genetics BTFO

>My nephew needs asthma medication I think

It's not the end of the world and if you get over it as a kid you can live a normal life pretty much.


db5d75  No.382560

>>382557

Are you the cool uncle or the weird uncle, lid?


7c41c7  No.382561

>>382560

Weird uncle


7c41c7  No.382562

the creep


da15da  No.382563

File: c277e9dd78f2f3f⋯.png (1.11 MB, 800x1200, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


55edbc  No.382564

File: dfb2ddf7fb47846⋯.png (472.72 KB, 830x674, 415:337, dfb2ddf7fb47846267605cdfbb….png)


da15da  No.382565

File: a6d0b9c9478f03f⋯.png (1.54 MB, 800x1200, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no time to practice sewing most weeks


da15da  No.382566

File: 79bd9a2f994acce⋯.jpg (64.92 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1551942013904.jpg)

goodnight all


a2f9fe  No.382567

>>382566

night lad


a2f9fe  No.382568

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

pretty


d643ba  No.382569

File: 4dfcd59ffde311d⋯.mp4 (2.75 MB, 360x360, 1:1, food stuff.mp4)

Kay's best day in school


a2f9fe  No.382570

File: 113f34b95550daa⋯.png (161.02 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)

>>382569

KEK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? what is this from, what is the source, do you have any information about this?

also what was that video editing software called again? I forgot


7c41c7  No.382571

>>382569

what the fuck


7c41c7  No.382572

some naughty lad put some poo pills in the food I guess


d643ba  No.382573

>>382570

I don't know the context.

The video editor was called "VideoPad Video Editor"


a2f9fe  No.382574

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

apparently some kid put horse laxatives in the school lemonade in some catholic prep school

it's gonna be in "Netflix’s American Vandal season 2"


a2f9fe  No.382575

okay allegedly it is not real

>This video does not capture real students at a high school suffering bouts of diarrhea after a student spiked their lemonade with laxatives. This footage was taken from the Netflix mockumentary television series American Vandal and depicts a staged incident involving a group of actors.

but I'm still not sure


a2f9fe  No.382576

that quote I just made was off of fuckign "snopes" which is wrong 99% of the time


a2f9fe  No.382577

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

yeah it's fake. might have been inspired by a real incident that was like 1% as bad


db5d75  No.382578

>>382569

What the fuck is this? A protest?


a2f9fe  No.382579

File: 2f4b6423deb6a6b⋯.jpeg (194.15 KB, 1242x1414, 621:707, f4afc3d1c99e8fbc59914236d….jpeg)


db5d75  No.382580

>>382579

Were they hiding it in the basement?


db5d75  No.382581

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Gotta post it.


d643ba  No.382582

File: 74c6f02fdcb239a⋯.mp4 (5.41 MB, 640x360, 16:9, samcut.mp4)


7c41c7  No.382583

>>382581

guess lassies only want you for doing this if you go to jail


a2f9fe  No.382584

File: 904c61001935b5f⋯.png (396.8 KB, 909x650, 909:650, a8206e14c4fc396965f58784aa….png)

no comment


a2f9fe  No.382585

File: 7896bd61a98a2fc⋯.png (49.69 KB, 747x1623, 249:541, anime girl.png)

I attempted to draw an anime girl, hard to make her not look like a fridge


a2f9fe  No.382586

File: 038aaf833a6c3e7⋯.png (279.63 KB, 956x650, 478:325, 038aaf833a6c3e7be268ae3e24….png)


680c19  No.382587

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Choon


680c19  No.382588

>>382586

cursed image


680c19  No.382589

4channel.org ban will expire in 35 minutes


a2f9fe  No.382590

File: 869731207d129c0⋯.jpg (171.33 KB, 1087x2048, 1087:2048, bloatpill.jpg)

>>382589

why use 4channel in the first place?


680c19  No.382591

>>382590

need somewhere to shitpost and reap in the (You)s


8a6d2b  No.382592

File: 234bd54900cb10e⋯.jpg (280.47 KB, 2048x976, 128:61, D11YnA8X4AAqVNi.jpg)

NZ police are coming after ppl discussing the attack


d23e48  No.382593

>home from toil at 00:40

>wake for toil today at 07:20

mornin' lads


f867c9  No.382594

File: 00a8bfe3f0fe5c3⋯.png (23.75 KB, 659x446, 659:446, 1466704953687-3.png)

>>382245

=FUCK 22ST

WALES WON THE RUGBY

FUCK ENGLAND

FUCK FRANCE

FUCK ITALY

FUCK IRELAND

FUCK SCOTLAND

FUCK 22ST AGAIN HAHA


8a6d2b  No.382595

>>382593

I would work weekends if I could then the outdoors would be less crowded on my days off


a2f9fe  No.382596


8a6d2b  No.382597

File: 523d20f53483fef⋯.png (825.88 KB, 976x819, 976:819, iu.png)


680c19  No.382598

>>382596

nah it's not the same kind of shitposting


a2f9fe  No.382599

File: bf3d17c3972261f⋯.jpeg (123.3 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, bf3d17c3972261f022e3e899d….jpeg)

File: fbee52911af9cbe⋯.jpg (459.26 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, innuendo.jpg)

danish lasses


a2f9fe  No.382600

File: 057a7596095f04f⋯.jpg (119.33 KB, 438x638, 219:319, 057a7596095f04f1f8c90f0977….jpg)

btw I am very glad that I unindexed the board, look at any thread on /pol/ rn, it's insane how many normalfags there are. massive swarms of them

thing is a lot of people are going to be getting educated. this is an absolutely monumental happening, certainly the biggest thing that's happened in 2019 thus far


6c66f9  No.382601

File: d1b0f0ae5fbdbfd⋯.png (297.32 KB, 671x750, 671:750, Serial Kiwi Fought Back.png)

BIG IF TRUE


da76a9  No.382602

>>382600

Good lad, it looked like even /brit/ caught a bit of it too


da76a9  No.382603

>>382601

>Abu Suhaib al-Australi

I always find these convert names funny tbh, I think it would be cooler to be a suicide bombing Islamist called Joe Bloggs.


70eea4  No.382604

>>382602

Howve brit been reacting? Cba checking myself.


d23e48  No.382605


d23e48  No.382606

>>382600

Good lad, knew it was the right choice


da76a9  No.382607

>>382604

Seemed like there were a bunch of new posters causing hassle.

>>382605

>muh tax returns

>in a country with a two-party system where both parties are in the pocket of the usual suspects

meme


70eea4  No.382608

File: 279242daa9765cb⋯.jpg (291.96 KB, 960x611, 960:611, NINTCHDBPICT000426779559.jpg)

Best cunt.

>not praising the attack or overly condemning it, but saying it was inevitable because of mud immigration and terrorism

Based centrism, facts and logic trigger the libs once again.

>"British" Home Sec Sajid Javid called him a racist

N-No! Not the R word. My one… weakness. Argghhh.


d643ba  No.382609

>>382592

nice response to those pseudo-totalitarian cunts


da15da  No.382610

>tfw spent all day yesterday in a house full of cats but it didn't trigger my allergies at all

is that thing about building up an immunity real?

>>382584

>dropping the mags

wew

>>382585

that's cute lad

>>382600

What is unindexing tbh? Takes it off the page with all the most popular threads and stuff?

>>382609

>>382592

So satisfying, reminds me of the /dempart/ reply.


d643ba  No.382611

>>382610

i don't know what dempart is


6c66f9  No.382612

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Relevant Murros speech in these times


da15da  No.382613


d643ba  No.382614

>>382613

what was the response to it though? i dont understand. the image is blank.


6c66f9  No.382615

File: 7ddb444afa473c3⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 518.84 KB, 640x360, 16:9, welcome to the brap barn.webm)


3bd2b1  No.382616

File: ec56445b43c4abb⋯.png (4.47 KB, 831x831, 1:1, 00708bc5b595d9b8d52b9a25f2….png)

>just had 12 hours sleep


d643ba  No.382617

File: cc90ae391a39352⋯.png (889.5 KB, 845x475, 169:95, 780.png)

>>382616

>5 hours of sleep


3bd2b1  No.382618

File: 3c85dd1214f49f1⋯.png (40.17 KB, 638x1070, 319:535, 3c85dd1214f49f19b655ec9d6c….png)

>>382617

I had no sleep the night before, and felt like a total wreck, so went to bed early last night and slept through the night like a baby. Feel good today, can recommend


3bd2b1  No.382619

>>382433

has there been any other source for this? it's some game changing information if it's correct, but I'm not seeing it anywhere else


49c6bb  No.382620

>>382569

Why I always took a packed lunch.


ecd7a5  No.382621

>>382619

>but I'm not seeing it anywhere else

thats by design m8, the media wont be reporting on this


8a6d2b  No.382622

File: c5fd9b57322e458⋯.png (162.65 KB, 577x424, 577:424, ClipboardImage.png)

have you opted out lads?


3bd2b1  No.382623

>>382622

how do you opt out?


8a6d2b  No.382624


db474d  No.382625

>>382615

IT'S GNOT A GNICE ONE.


3bd2b1  No.382626

>>382624

Thanks lad, I'm signing the fuck out of this!


3bd2b1  No.382627

File: 13c7d7eecafd334⋯.png (9.91 KB, 240x232, 30:29, 9c0890f00a8e4d4807462d9821….png)

>382625


db474d  No.382628

>>382624

>Thank you, your decision not to donate your organs or tissue after your death will be recorded on the NHS Organ Donor Register, and we will post a letter of confirmation to the postal address you provided to us. Please be aware that the letter may take up to ten weeks to arrive.

Thanks based NHS for the letter that will take ten weeks to arrive (might be dead by then) to let me know you aren't going to harvest my organs from my not-yet-cold corpse!


8a6d2b  No.382629

>>382628

it comes in to force in spring next year, and they also have to ask your family if they can be traced


d643ba  No.382630

File: 3772addf407a27f⋯.jpg (91.65 KB, 340x425, 4:5, 774.jpg)


3bd2b1  No.382631

>>382630

what a lovely goblin


8a6d2b  No.382632

File: 5e1d321dd94c85e⋯.jpg (1.44 MB, 2880x1800, 8:5, odeya_rush_5k.jpg)


3bd2b1  No.382633

>>382632

I used to have a massive crush on her, then again so did everyone else


8a6d2b  No.382634

>>382633

didn't think she was particularly well known


3bd2b1  No.382635

>>382634

oh I thought it was that famous one from that 70s show


8a6d2b  No.382636

File: c3edff7f274b58d⋯.jpg (146.73 KB, 648x1000, 81:125, MV5BNDY1MTA0NjgyN15BMl5Ban….jpg)

>>382635

she still looks good but I wouldn't watch any of her films


3bd2b1  No.382637

File: 3b1668cd0688a4b⋯.jpeg (439.14 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, Jupiter-Ascending_2048x20….jpeg)

>>382636

Jupiter Ascending could have been amazing, but they fucked it up somehow


70eea4  No.382638

>>382622

This was first purposed about a decade ago. Thought it was a good, common sense idea then but now I know more about are NHS I'm certain it will lead to deliberate neglect or murders of patients for the harvesting of their organs and blood, especially if they've a rare type.


e879eb  No.382639

>lass wants us to volunteer in a golden retreiver sanctuary in germany

????


3bd2b1  No.382640

>>382639

sounds nice


6c66f9  No.382641

>>382639

why not battersea, or something local? smh telescopic philanthropism


e879eb  No.382642

>>382641

Think it's specifically because they're golden retrievers


d643ba  No.382643

>>382642

at least they're not pugs


db474d  No.382644

>>382639

>golden retrievers

Beautiful!


da76a9  No.382645

>>382622

>tfw communal spirit in this country is so dead that people wouldn't want to donate their organs

If only I could donate the country itself a kidney and bring it back to health smh


e879eb  No.382646

File: 33554b77510b2b2⋯.jpg (123.07 KB, 981x1002, 327:334, 33554b77510b2b28e01e466b5d….jpg)


da15da  No.382647

File: afe9302a79ba50d⋯.png (157.99 KB, 384x444, 32:37, 1550594689006.png)

>>382645

>If only I could donate the country itself a kidney and bring it back to health smh

Pretty poignant post actually lad


da15da  No.382648

File: 3bfcc3c44cca58f⋯.png (217.16 KB, 374x374, 1:1, questions.png)

>>382646

Might be my tism but what do you do with flowers after you've been gifted them? Are you meant to plant them? My garden is full so I'd have to put them in a pot and watch them slowly wither and die smh


e879eb  No.382649

>>382648

The last time my lass got me flowers I put them in a tall jug because I don't own any vases and put them on the windowsill, and when they were dying I put them in the compost.


da15da  No.382650

>>382649

I always found that a bit sad, like the gift has become a reminder that everything beautiful will fade and die.


da15da  No.382651

*remembers that really cringy valentines copypasta from the 2000s about a potato that nobody else will have any clue what i'm talking about*


da15da  No.382652

found it lol

http://bash.org/?151227

>12 years ago


d643ba  No.382653

File: 98366190e2cacea⋯.png (6.97 KB, 318x220, 159:110, Capture.PNG)


e879eb  No.382654

>>382653

Like Zhironovsky, Lukashenko is a bit of a meme


da15da  No.382655

File: b43d03fce6d4ab1⋯.png (448.77 KB, 550x541, 550:541, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382653

*gives son golden gun*


a3bd09  No.382656

God bless all of you.


a3bd09  No.382657

>>382569

jeez

what in the world


10f2f8  No.382658

>>382653

Now there is one quote that never gets old.


d643ba  No.382659

File: 94196f245389eb9⋯.jpg (191.66 KB, 1275x1600, 51:64, belarus-president-alexande….jpg)

he's the spitting image of my cousin's father, he could have me fooled any day.


852732  No.382660

>>382524

in case anyone cares here's how it came out

>>>/pol/12955155


a3bd09  No.382661

>>382660

hello you freak


a3bd09  No.382662

>want to go t'pub but shit music on

smh


852732  No.382663

>>382661

rude and cringepilled


6c66f9  No.382664

File: a2e0bf5a1493eb8⋯.mp4 (13.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Serial Kiwi 8chan.mp4)

>>382660

noice

here are some other fresh ones I got from /tv/


a3bd09  No.382665

>>382663

rude yes, but redpilled


a3bd09  No.382666

For the glory of the Lord GOD! AMEN!


6c66f9  No.382667

File: 47beaf9be7d693f⋯.webm (9.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Serial Kiwi Veetnam.webm)


db474d  No.382668

File: 51d323a66a4b77b⋯.png (454.87 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1551816675644.png)

>guy next to me at work is talking about his girlfriend

>he is her first boyfriend, she seems sweet and has an autistic love of penguins

>he says to me "I don't know if I want her to marry me"

>ask him why

>he says "I'm her first boyfriend, I want to get her to experience other people rather than have her settle for me. It's not fair for someone to be with one person forever."

>tell him never to tell her that or it'll upset her

>he replies that it'll upset her if she is just stuck with experiencing one guy

>say that she absolutely won't and by what he's said about her she really is into him and it'll be dreadful for her if he basically says "go experience other willies"

>he shakes his head and is determined to tell her this

>ask him if he wants to be with her and if this is really just his way of saying that he's dumping her

>shakes his head and is very very keen on saying that he's not dumping her and he adores her

>I say say "you just want her to have sex with other men?"

>he pauses and says "well… yeah in a way"

LADS HOW CAN I GET THIS GUY TO UNDERSTAND THAT FROM WHAT HE HAS SAID HE HAS A SWEET GIRL AND THAT THIS WILL TEAR HER APART IF HE SUGGESTS THIS TO HER? SLOWLY I FEEL LIKE I AM BREAKING HIS OPINIONS IN REGARDS TO FEMINISM AND SUCH, AND I ALSO DON'T WANT HIM TO ACTUALLY CUCK HIMSELF.

WHAT DO I SAY?


a3bd09  No.382669

>>382668

people like that deserve the rope

fucking hate them

you need to speak with his gf asap and stop them from this madness

try and find other men who are his friends and speak to them and try and get them to get him to snap the fuck out of this stupid shit


6c66f9  No.382670

File: 2371e9940c41843⋯.mp4 (5.95 MB, 720x364, 180:91, Serial Kiwi Doom 2.mp4)

>>382668

kick him in the ball and tell him to man up and make some babies


a3bd09  No.382671

>only a complete collapse of everything will stop the stupidity of modern humanity


a3bd09  No.382672

>all those young happy families at church

smh where do they find em


852732  No.382673

>>382668

tell him that "experience other people" is a meme sold women so that men can take advantage of them. that sexual relationship is at its healthiest physically and psychologically when shared with a very trusted person, especially if it's her first. just destroy the "fuck around there's no consequence lmao" dichtomy he has. convince him that her not having been exposed to more sexual experience is a VERY GOOD THING for everyone and would be the norm normally. just tell him to stop being sex obsessed because chances are his gf absolutely isn't either and wants him for him, not his dick.


a3bd09  No.382674

cant even comprehend why somebody would even think like that

you have to be braindead


db474d  No.382675

>>382669

It sucks that it's a work environment and a lot of people in charge will openly take his side. His house mate also works with us so I could try to talk to him. I don't even know his gf.

>>382670

He doesn't want children. Sees himself as a terrible person so is determined that they will be too. I told him that he can be a good father and read to them (he loves reading) and his girlfriend sounds so sweet that she's bound to be a good mother but she doesn't want children either. It's very sad all round and I need to try to get him to change his mind and slowly take ownership of the situation.

>>382673

That's actually a great idea. It also shows that he's probably insecure. He needs to think better of himself and realise that this girl likes him for him. Once he realises that then hopefully he'll keep a good hold on her and wash this silly thought from his mind.


6c66f9  No.382676

File: 1442ac21a3b279d⋯.webm (10.92 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Serial Kiwi Turbo.webm)

>>382674

90% of everyone is lad

convinced they literally do not think and just store opinions that they've been programmed to repeat by radio and TV


852732  No.382677

>>382675

>Sees himself as a terrible person so is determined that they will be too

very toxic. tell him to work on it for the sake of his gf because with his self loathing he's hurting everyone.

good luck.


a3bd09  No.382678

>>382677

so have you pegged your bf yet?


6c66f9  No.382679

File: 0c319fe1ddaf0c7⋯.mp4 (5.79 MB, 426x240, 71:40, whitemale.mp4)

imagine actually being ashamed of your race and gender

no wonder suicide is the leading cause of death for white males


ecd7a5  No.382680

File: c9eb417b41c7d79⋯.jpg (32.51 KB, 230x249, 230:249, 1455496565467.jpg)

>>382676

>tfw someone reposts your OC


8a6d2b  No.382681

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


a3bd09  No.382682

>>382679

imagine actually being a vulgar racist

cringe


6c66f9  No.382683

>>382682

it is a bit daft

a (1) on druidpol was saying Tarrant was definitely a mossad agent because he travelled a lot and went to middle eastern countries and "nobody who is a HUWHITE NATIONALIST would do that"


a3bd09  No.382684

:]


db474d  No.382685

File: ea8e799c196be5d⋯.png (213.52 KB, 596x579, 596:579, 1552595788180.png)

>have a 'non uniform day' at work on Thursday

>£1 towards Comic Relief

>tell mummy about this

>she says that I am moaning like a bitter old woman

>tell her that it's not moaning it's called having principles about giving money to a twisted agenda that doesn't want to help people in reality

>starts accusing me of saying that she doesn't have principles

>in some regards she doesn't and told me many times she'd be happy for me to "bring a black man home" even though it would be a disgrace to my daddy, and also her parents my nanny and grandad who I utterly adored

>don't want to be the only person not in non uniform because I hate standing out

>don't want to give money to a corrupt charity (for many many reasons)

>also actually really want a day of not being in uniform


a3bd09  No.382686

>>382685

cringe


8a6d2b  No.382687

>>382685

can't you just do it but not pay, say you left your purse at home


a3bd09  No.382688

>>382687

Wagie Wagie must pay their wages back, or risk losing their job. Be thankful to their corporate overlords.


6c66f9  No.382689

>>382685

bring in £1 worth of 1ps, or a worthless foreign currency


db474d  No.382690

>>382687

That's not a bad idea. I might just dress in something that's not obviously non uniform and only give the money (in small change because it's devilish and FUCK BOSSMAN) if asked.


db474d  No.382691

>>382689

>brings an old £1 coin

It was tempting to bring 65p because that's how much for every pound actually goes to the charity. If asked I can say that I'm supporting the charity and not the bosses and celebrities (THE BBC) in charge of it all.


6c66f9  No.382692

File: 299f03003ae8391⋯.png (273.53 KB, 401x402, 401:402, bbctrust1.png)

File: e5f6caff969ba8d⋯.png (256.36 KB, 474x581, 474:581, bbctrust2.png)

>>382691

>ywn explode all the BBC offices


bd1dde  No.382693

File: 80527a2e6e58370⋯.jpg (27.13 KB, 708x480, 59:40, 80527a2e6e5837052a57ab6007….jpg)

good mroning


db474d  No.382694

File: f90427742b07f72⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1615x1080, 323:216, 1552579975413.png)

>>382693

Hello king


bd1dde  No.382695

>>382668

Jesus Christ


bd1dde  No.382696

File: df62ef46bcf7fab⋯.png (729.03 KB, 1111x900, 1111:900, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382694

It's Emperor actually


da15da  No.382697

File: 3448c027695fabf⋯.png (549.46 KB, 1006x559, 1006:559, ClipboardImage.png)

Looks like a crazy old man after this latest injury lol, poor bernie


bd1dde  No.382698

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>382697

What happened? Did he run into someone?


6c66f9  No.382699

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>feeling empathy for a jewish communist


bd1dde  No.382700

>>382699

Where?


da15da  No.382701

File: 295bfa09a1bed77⋯.png (55.34 KB, 381x352, 381:352, 1548852370473.png)

>>382698

Hit his head in the shower and that needs 7 stitches apparently, bit fishy tbh


bd1dde  No.382702

>>382701

nah that happens. Old people usually die int he shower though. he got lucky


6c66f9  No.382703

And thus, Donald ran. He ran as far as he could, with the delegates tightly in hand. He knew Ted would never come out, but never would he forget the name of "Soarin' Ted". Donald shed a tear for his comrade, and said beneath his breath "Godspeed, Ted… Soar high…"

Meanwhile, Ted braced himself, aiming his Armalite brand AR-15™ at the door, waiting for them to come. Then, they came, in mass numbers. Their suspenders, multicolored hairdos, and rather odd footwear slowed them down, as Ted held his ground, firing into the mass amounts of triggered hostiles. Dildos and SALT gun rounds flew at Ted, however, he continued to stand, blasting all who dared to engage in combat with him. Hours passed, Ted was up to his knees in bullet casings, empty magazines, blood, sweat, and salty liberal tears. Ted's shirt was now drenched in sweat, as the sounds of shots continued to slam against his eardrums, and the sounds of the dead and dying filled the room. However, Ted's luck began to ran out, as his last 1,236 rounds were dispensed, his AR-15™ finally clicked empty. He threw his gun down to the ground, red in the face. He finally pulled out the beautiful, silvery Colt, and aimed it as his head. He then heard the doors behind him slam open, as he also heard a loud, near deafening "CRUZ! GET DOWN!"

He obeyed the command, slamming down as far as he could get whilst knee deep in spent brass. He then heard roaring gunshots ring out, blowing the hordes to shreds. 30 minutes of pounding gunfire later, and they finally run. It's a brutal scene, with corpses littering the surrounding area, and landwhales becoming makeshift cover. Ted heard the footsteps approaching, as he was flipped over by none other than Mike "Putting Fags in Body Bags" Pence, holding an M60 in one hand, and having another secured firmly to his back. "Ted, you alright?" he had barely heard Pence say through the ringing in his large ears, and the now muffled outside world. A sharp pain then passed through Ted, as he screamed in pain.

A red stain of blood spread across Ted's chest. But that's impossible! Liberals can't have guns… can they? That was not the issue, though, as Ted's vision began to blur, as Pence cried out "Ted! TED! TEED!! YOU'RE NOT DYING ON ME!". However, Ted knew his time was up, as his entire life began to flash before his eyes. His dad assassinating JFK. The Zodiac Murders. The political days. He saw it all. All until that point. His vision then returned, and the last thing Ted did was grab Pence's head, and said "The Delegates are safe, and so is America… Make… America… Great… Again…". Ted's breathing suddenly halted, as his hearing shorted out, and Rafael Edward "Soarin' Ted" Cruz took his last breath, his hand leaving a bloody hand print on Pence's face. Pence shed tears, crying for Ted to wake up. When his sobbing ended, he noticed the silvery Colt M1911 that lay in Ted's hands. He picked it up, and investigated the pistol, being in perfect shape. On it's side, 2 simple words were engraved on it: "The Constitution". Pence read the engraving, and nodded. "I'll protect this…" he said as he stuffed the pistol in his jacket, and closed Ted's still opened eyes. He then dug Ted out of the pile of bullet casings, and carried him off.

"It's okay, Teddy. Where you are now, you can have all the delegates you want."


ecd7a5  No.382704

File: 647cf300cfe112d⋯.png (154.93 KB, 471x441, 157:147, 1517275395331.png)

>>382699

IM BACK DAHNALDO SURVIVED THROUGH UPLOADING MY CONSCIOUSNESS TO THE SYSTEM DAHNALD


bd1dde  No.382705

>>382703

Memes aren't supposed to be spread in book format smh


ecd7a5  No.382706

File: bd1b2fd1f302e6d⋯.jpg (55.53 KB, 740x800, 37:40, 1517274832568.jpg)

THE DEEP STATE IS AFTER ME DAHNALD HELP ME

WH..WHAT….DAHNALD YOU TRAITOR,I TRUSTED YOU


bd1dde  No.382707

File: cc8b2bb46e1aa13⋯.png (706.49 KB, 800x528, 50:33, ClipboardImage.png)


6c66f9  No.382708

File: a57a324fe33fb68⋯.png (2.82 MB, 2647x3107, 2647:3107, murrca23.png)

>>382705

What are you, an american?


79901c  No.382709

File: 7e4bf70dd0979cc⋯.png (235.13 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


6c66f9  No.382710

>>382704

>>382706

tbh I don't know any of the background to this meme

did ted really redeem himself? all I remember is that he ate a booger


bd1dde  No.382711

File: 22d295393863009⋯.jpg (82.95 KB, 600x453, 200:151, 1470061019827.jpg)

Miss wholesome memmies tbh


db474d  No.382712

File: 7943abc20584b68⋯.png (466.63 KB, 1276x630, 638:315, 1551521914036.png)

>>382707

I knew you'd post this.


ecd7a5  No.382713

File: d8922127467f928⋯.jpg (129.11 KB, 395x415, 79:83, 1513913908099.jpg)

>>382711

The time for games is over dahnald


da15da  No.382714

File: 82d2ff61cc86d45⋯.jpg (19.23 KB, 210x240, 7:8, darjeeling-girls-und-panze….jpg)

our board is so americanised smh


bd1dde  No.382715

>>382708

nah

>>382712

I actually lost it when refreshing the board and had to search for it again, afraid the thread had fallen off the board.


bd1dde  No.382716

>>382714

Where?

It only gets Americanised when Neo visits, for example she would have said "Americanized".


bd1dde  No.382717

File: 54bc11079aaf441⋯.jpg (122.03 KB, 924x924, 1:1, 1460136889760.jpg)

>>382713

w-why are you looking at me like that?


6c66f9  No.382718

File: 27a419ece92ca42⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, murrca133weebs.png)

fahcking immigrants comin' 'ere takin' are shitpostin'

YANKEES GO HOME


79901c  No.382719


1b4a11  No.382720

>>382655

Best Dad ever


bd1dde  No.382721

>>382719

goodlad keeping the autists safe


da15da  No.382722

File: 796457b0fefdd34⋯.png (2.12 MB, 1024x1073, 1024:1073, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382718

>tfw the continent that produced michelangelo now can't even make a good anime

embarassing


da15da  No.382723

>>382721

ahahaha :^ )


5dd65b  No.382724

File: 978121ec86556d5⋯.jpg (12.26 KB, 477x539, 477:539, 978121ec86556d580c55d46ae8….jpg)

>>382610

>What is unindexing tbh? Takes it off the page with all the most popular threads and stuff?

it won't remove the thread if the thread is one of the fastest on 8ch but yeah it removes the board from the front page and also trending boards at the top of the screen

>>382611

it's some french board that some french authorities demanded to be taken down and 8ch admin was like 'no lmao fuck off'

>>382666

>satan trips

"god" absolutely blown the fuck out. that's 1/1000 chance buddy

>>382668

holy shit what a faggot. you should talk to his gf and tell him he's an idiot so she finds another lad, she deserves better than that

>>382673

>chances are his gf absolutely isn't either and wants him for him, not his dick

>implying women care about anything other than dick

>>382682

yeah chr*stianity's so baste huh, you LARP as a chr*stcuck for a few days and now you're endorsing paki rape gangs

>>382685

never give anything to charity. fuck charity. animal shelters are okay to give to, do NOT ever give to "people" (if you can call the bottom-feeding scum at the bottom of society that)


db474d  No.382725

>>382721

He's my hero.


1b4a11  No.382726

>>382668

>Tfw people like this actually exist

Fucking hell, you better talk him out of this shit lass


79901c  No.382727

>don't donate to charitable hospices because they're the bottom feeding scum at the bottom of society


da15da  No.382728

File: e680003e484d65c⋯.png (764.27 KB, 814x1200, 407:600, ClipboardImage.png)

Yellow Vests: 15,000 Protesters, 100 Arrests, French PM Vows ‘Severe Punishment’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/16/yellow-vests-15000-protesters-100-arrests-french-pm-vows-severe-punishment/

PARIS (AP) – The Latest on yellow vest protests in France (all times local):

>French Prime Minister Edouard Philippe is vowing to “severely punish” the radicals responsible for rioting and setting fires around one of France’s richest neighbourhoods.

>Philippe visited the Champs-Elysees on Saturday to show his support for riot police and firefighters struggling to get the unrest under control after it broke out amid yellow vest protests.

>He estimated up to a few thousand troublemakers were responsible for Saturday’s “unacceptable” violence. Speaking to reporters, he praised firefighters who saved people trapped in a building set fire by protesters.

how are the french still going, impressive stamina


f99bc3  No.382729

>>382726

weird to understand how somebody can feel like this without even signaling, it's what he actually believes


5032a0  No.382730

>>382728

>setting fires around one of France’s richest neighbourhoods.

oh so that's what it takes


1b4a11  No.382731

>>382729

It's almost disturbing, makes me feel bad tbh, there have probably been countless relationships driven into the ground like this


5032a0  No.382732

>>382731

It's disturbing, hilarious how doing what he wants will actually make her less happy and less likely to have a good relationship. Statistically anyway


db474d  No.382733

>>382726

>>382729

It's really upsetting actually. It's not just him thinking that but that girl that seems so sweet and good and he's just bringing her down with this mentality. Worse too because she seems innocent and impressionable. Doesn't sound like she has it in her to tell him to snap out of it.


a3bd09  No.382734

aand into the filter you go


5dd65b  No.382735

>>382733

set her up with one of the lads on /newbrit/, that guy's a faggot and should die alone


5032a0  No.382736

>>382735

Yeah she should experience other lads after all


5dd65b  No.382737

>>382736

kek

just one lad though


db474d  No.382738

>>382736

>>382735

Okay lads. She's into geography, penguins, and is very sweet. Also likes musicals.


5032a0  No.382739

File: b014e990fbdcd2e⋯.png (660.72 KB, 1500x500, 3:1, ClipboardImage.png)


a3bd09  No.382740

>>382738

Give her to me


5032a0  No.382741

>>382740

take her, lad. I have the address


680c19  No.382742

File: 27855c5886d2551⋯.png (115.65 KB, 1224x508, 306:127, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3ef95544a3729f3⋯.jpg (16.73 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

Fucking hell


a3bd09  No.382743

>>382741

nah i dont want her…


d643ba  No.382744

>>382742

lol, 2 xtreme 4 4chan.

what was it?


5032a0  No.382745

>>382742

>when you appeal and always expect to get unbanned but then a bully mod denies it


5032a0  No.382746

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>382743

TAKE HER


8a6d2b  No.382747

>>382738

this is going nowhere without a pic.


680c19  No.382748

File: d52cd916b6eda05⋯.png (16.77 KB, 1029x81, 343:27, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382744

It's just a new Janny on a power trip I think, it wasn't even a good post it was low effort as fuck.


5dd65b  No.382749

>>382742

what did you do? also you didn't black out your IP very well


a3bd09  No.382750

>>382748

fucking keek


d643ba  No.382751

File: 388fa1f12fe5230⋯.png (124.67 KB, 1134x383, 1134:383, international war criminal….PNG)

>>382748

based and redpilled post, tbh


1b4a11  No.382752

>>382734

Who haven't you filtered?

>>382738

Go on then


db5d75  No.382753

>>382719

>He was also ordered to pay £750 in costs and a £85 victim surcharge.

Really? For a seagull? Who even likes Seagulls? They're cunts.


a3bd09  No.382754

>>382752

everybody but spic


8a6d2b  No.382755

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


db5d75  No.382756

>>382755

I swear they're inventing new animals on the sly. How have I not heard of something so cute?


6c66f9  No.382757

File: 935b7c630a47c09⋯.png (689.41 KB, 867x507, 289:169, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9578a42af8cbdab⋯.png (230.38 KB, 400x400, 1:1, smh3.png)


6c66f9  No.382758

File: 05228561ec4b442⋯.png (966.82 KB, 1017x1076, 1017:1076, ClipboardImage.png)

>ep3 and the new king is already dead and his son has taken over and turned out to be completely insane

>killed 16 painters because they didn't do an exact portrait of his dead mother

>the chief eunuch convinced him that he looks like her and should model for the painters

>he walks in and the new painters are all trying not to make an outburst in case they get killed too

ultimate YLYL situation


d643ba  No.382759

>>382758

lol what


5032a0  No.382760

>>382758

nice nostrils


a3bd09  No.382761

plugs in this house are really shit

have to fiddle around just to get the plug in the socket and try not to electrocute yourself

worst thing is that its every single plug too

whoever did this did a terrible job


6c66f9  No.382762

File: b586c2a5f2bc49b⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1781x957, 1781:957, ClipboardImage.png)

goddamnit chinks

not even halfway through and they suddenly break the fourth wall and do a mobile phone advert segment where all the actors in their acting clothing get phone calls and the camera pans to the director and filming staff too

fucking commercialism

the only warning was a half second splash scene with some chink writing on it


5032a0  No.382763

>>382762

are chinks not bothered by this? smh


6c66f9  No.382764

>>382763

I guess they just have no choice


db474d  No.382765

>>382758

What show is this?


6c66f9  No.382766

File: 2e219aef82ef458⋯.png (2.02 MB, 1653x764, 1653:764, ttthhhbbbbttt.png)

>>382765

Growling Tiger Roaring Dragon, it's a continuation of The Advisor's Alliance, about Sima Yi.


da76a9  No.382767

>>382763

It's 2019, every man and his dogs knows the communists are the real capitalists


5032a0  No.382768

forget if I had my vitamins or not, gonna risk a double dose tbh


da76a9  No.382769

>>382748

>ultrazionism

>violates US law

kek?


db474d  No.382770

File: 484503cfd6b519d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 439.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382768

Have a dose of this instead.


5032a0  No.382771

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

db474d  No.382772

>>382771

I'm going to write the url on a piece of paper and send it to the prince via post so he gets gnomed.


3bd2b1  No.382773

File: 3b9259d391f8e51⋯.png (76.52 KB, 850x638, 425:319, 3b9259d391f8e51ce4b674c5d3….png)

>>382668

you're okay really


3bd2b1  No.382774

File: fbe2ec12ab305b6⋯.gif (110.74 KB, 1027x731, 1027:731, 2f71d81aa58db092fb0060ded4….gif)

>>382771

when you come to the thread late be he's still posting!


db5d75  No.382775

File: a916b1a428a7b08⋯.mp4 (9.05 MB, 480x360, 4:3, yukkuri song.mp4)

I'm posting it again.


da15da  No.382776

File: a82c26a08fd0736⋯.gif (2.04 MB, 480x270, 16:9, tenor.gif)

>>382775

Tune tbh.


5032a0  No.382777

>>382772

imagine walking in on the prince watching gnomed though

>>382774

>when you're in the thread late and HE arrives


3bd2b1  No.382778

File: ffbd175c919d3c6⋯.png (173.98 KB, 500x934, 250:467, feel-oo-man-feels-sexy-man….png)

feeling good lads

>got a lot of sleep last night

>had a nice breakfast

>didn't fap

>did my workout

>in post workout glow

>have a nice dinner

and now I'm ready to watch some daft films with my favourite internet frens!


3bd2b1  No.382779

File: 0076ce9e7080f72⋯.png (22.13 KB, 680x529, 680:529, 0076ce9e7080f72949a8155f74….png)

>>382777

sick trips


a3bd09  No.382780


5032a0  No.382781

>>382778

nice, lad, sounds like me 10 years ago

>>382779

thankslid


680c19  No.382782

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Contemplating a wank


5032a0  No.382783

can't get over that first and only ever "date" i had been on where one of the cool kids set me up with a girl I obviously liked and then they left us alone to go out swimming but all I could do was belly flop and act like a seal. I don't remember anything else anyway. I just splashed her with water but not in a teasing way, in a "you got splashed with water from my belly flop accidentally" way


3bd2b1  No.382784

>>382782

lad no!


680c19  No.382785


3bd2b1  No.382786

File: 27645c8e4cb55f1⋯.png (9.77 KB, 255x249, 85:83, 22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)

>>382783

>all I could do was belly flop and act like a seal.

w-what?


da15da  No.382787

File: 1a25bc0a388851a⋯.gif (461.14 KB, 500x360, 25:18, the rain from spain falls ….gif)

>>382783

At least you've been on a date lol


5032a0  No.382788

>>382786

Pretty self-explanatory isn't it?


3bd2b1  No.382789

File: 4a014f1c2ffbbb2⋯.jpg (111.65 KB, 1036x1200, 259:300, 4a014f1c2ffbbb223ea0eeeb69….jpg)

>What kind of person faps to Vivaldi?


5032a0  No.382790

>>382787

Yeah I guess. The goodlad tried to set me up and I squandered it, I feel like there is a black hole after that event though and I don't remember what happened at all.


3bd2b1  No.382791

File: 972ec553006eb43⋯.jpg (13.13 KB, 720x539, 720:539, w.jpg)

>>382788

>Pretty self-explanatory isn't it?

not really. it's not a true story is it?


3bd2b1  No.382792

File: 78c99d7e9bd53ce⋯.png (444.75 KB, 1024x595, 1024:595, 109d73f14bfddfef248a2dc7d4….png)

>>382790

> I feel like there is a black hole after that event though and I don't remember what happened at all.

yes lad, I think there was…


db5d75  No.382793

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Enrish version


79901c  No.382794

File: 08a4625737c6984⋯.png (270.05 KB, 564x846, 2:3, 08a4625737c6984c2dd029968c….png)


5032a0  No.382795

>>382791

It is. What's so unbelievable about it? I was like 15 and I never had female friends so i didn't know what I was supposed to do. I still fucking cringe.


da76a9  No.382796

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>382789

>wanking to anything other than Gloria in Excelsis

smh


893de1  No.382797

File: a9e0cc326ff89c1⋯.png (430.91 KB, 912x423, 304:141, alitaknife.png)

i love her, lads


3bd2b1  No.382798

File: de40a257d7cd493⋯.jpg (75.4 KB, 598x687, 598:687, fatwojakrage.jpg)

>>382795

oh lad…


680c19  No.382799

File: 706d54039a4315d⋯.jpg (34.32 KB, 300x626, 150:313, i know that feel.jpg)


3bd2b1  No.382800

File: cd00113deaf4d2f⋯.jpg (20.21 KB, 225x225, 1:1, rickandmorty.jpg)

>>382796

>there is an alternate universe where pornhub is full of Vivaldi, and only the most refined and sophisticated snobs watch actual porn


5032a0  No.382801

File: 76e540195175e5f⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 2731x2048, 2731:2048, 1549884730366.jpg)

>>382797

better release a good free version soon

>>382798

>>382799

i-it's okay it was 12 years ago and she is all wrinkly and alone now while I am having fun with my internet frens


da15da  No.382802

>>382790

Repressing embarassing past events isn't something i'm new to tbf ;p


5032a0  No.382803

>>382802

I actually had a dream with maid Westie in it keek


3bd2b1  No.382804

File: d22dde9b1d5aa6b⋯.png (8.71 KB, 747x663, 249:221, d22dde9b1d5aa6b31708ed339f….png)

>>382801

>i-it's okay it was 12 years ago and she is all wrinkly and alone now while I am having fun with my internet frens

you should write to her and apologise, then try to fix up a second date and do it again


a3bd09  No.382805

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


893de1  No.382806

>>382801

saw it yesterday tbh, was really cheesy in parts but i enjoyed it a lot


db474d  No.382807

File: 174b6b5b20659cc⋯.gif (55.09 KB, 602x452, 301:226, 1552511445230.gif)

>>382773

So are you.


d23e48  No.382808

File: 230b68898ee5c58⋯.png (26.31 KB, 200x187, 200:187, ClipboardImage.png)

Toil is done until Saturday lids

>qt coworker already flirting with me


5032a0  No.382809

>>382804

keek, maybe she'll be impressed with my increased mass

>>382806

shut up white male reviewer

>>382808

lucky, lad. Heading back in a little over 3 hours smh

you gonna get her?


da15da  No.382810

>>382806

>>382797

Ooh it's a manga? Is it any good?


db474d  No.382811

File: 1891333856d1733⋯.png (313.17 KB, 386x515, 386:515, image2.png)

>>382801

Do you know if there's a depository of the honk honk Pepe? I love him.


5dd65b  No.382812

File: cf6732428f4509b⋯.jpg (7.68 KB, 225x225, 1:1, cf6732428f4509bf72496c9094….jpg)

>>382783

>all I could do was belly flop and act like a seal

keek

>>382787

>tfw first kiss at 13


3bd2b1  No.382813

File: fb2fc1da1223d77⋯.gif (266.91 KB, 220x233, 220:233, 846bb3edef3b9b90b5acc48d2f….gif)

>>382811

i love him too


5032a0  No.382814

>>382811

I don't, lad.


db474d  No.382815

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>382813

>>382814

I hope he stays around forever. I can't believe I used to hate him.


d23e48  No.382816

>>382809

I don't know if I'd really want her tbh since she's only 17

Very pretty, and friendly too. Works hard too so I like her.


5032a0  No.382817

File: baea3ed87a17694⋯.jpg (62.47 KB, 996x776, 249:194, 1549844463159.jpg)

>>382815

> I can't believe I used to hate him.

you did this

>>382816

Really, lad, you don't want her because she is 17? keek


5dd65b  No.382818

File: a981b01c170338c⋯.jpg (7.85 KB, 250x238, 125:119, a981b01c170338c2b19ca5c879….jpg)

>>382816

>only 17

oh please. isn't the age of consent in the UK 16? come on dude seriously just ask her out


da76a9  No.382819

>>382816

What's wrong with that?


3bd2b1  No.382820

File: 2f32ed5184311f3⋯.png (238.25 KB, 894x556, 447:278, 2f32ed5184311f362f6a1666cf….png)

>>382815

I don't have many saved. Better start saving them quick before they start to disappear


5dd65b  No.382821

women can have babies at 17 just fine, I'm pretty sure you can make her your gf. if not you then she'll find somebody else


5032a0  No.382822

tbh another thing is since she is so young she hasn't properly experienced the cock carousel yet, you should let her be with other men and then you can get with here


79901c  No.382823

>it's a spic is a nonce episode


3bd2b1  No.382824

>>382817

you able to watch a film this evening of do you have to go early for work?


da76a9  No.382825

>>382821

Not really a good idea to start having babies with a lass you've only just met tbh

>>382822

Refined opinion


d23e48  No.382826

>>382818

>>382817

>>382819

Do you remember what girls at your school were like when you were 17? Why would I want to go out with another one of those trainwrecks


893de1  No.382827

>>382809

nice captain marvel reference

>>382810

yeah lad

>>382823

please tell me you're joking


ecd7a5  No.382828

File: a84908cdbcf6be2⋯.png (50.17 KB, 1630x922, 815:461, 22st.png)

cant believe how long that took


da76a9  No.382829

>>382826

>Do you remember what girls at your school were like when you were 17?

Yes.

*licks lips*


d23e48  No.382830

I have also only known her for a total of 11 hours, lads… maybe with more time she will prove to be better than what I expect of a 17 year old today.


a3bd09  No.382831

>>382826

imagine living in a place where all the young girls aside from the chavs aren't sweet innocent pure english roses keeeek


5032a0  No.382832

>>382824

have time but what film?

>>382826

>>382830

what do you expect anyway, and what do you expect of older wombyn?

>>382828

kek fuck's sake, that's really how it felt. I felt like their pet, or a fifth wheel smh


3bd2b1  No.382833

File: 4498591580ab5c8⋯.gif (821.08 KB, 607x609, 607:609, 449.gif)

>>382832

>have time but what film?

I'm not fussed tbh. What do you fancy?

I've not seen The Conjuring 2, which is a silly recent horror film, fancy watching that?


5032a0  No.382834

>>382833

No. Next.


680c19  No.382835

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be a pioneer and settle the american wilderness with your qt yank wife and have 9 sons and build your own yank homestead with a stupid yank name like New Babylonia and die at the ripe old age of 60 surrounded by your 20 grandsons 9 of which are named after you

god what did I do to deserve this fate


5032a0  No.382836

>>382835

you're one of those gays aren't you?


da76a9  No.382837

>>382835

>ywn emigrate to america and suffer a failed harvest and the ensuing famine

Sad that they didn't teach cool shit like this at school.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Without_a_Summer


5032a0  No.382838

>that boomer whose address for newspaper delivery changes from week to weekend because he drives 5 kilometers to his cabin at a slightly higher altitude for the weekend

>probably doesn't actually own his house or the cabin but has mortgages on both of them, just to make sure nothing will be passed on to his children


5dd65b  No.382839

>>382823

yeah man if you're attracted to anything but a 35 y/o strong independent wamen with 3 mulatto babies then you're a filthy nonce


d23e48  No.382840

>>382832

>has exams and coursework for the next two years and a job so either won't have much spare time (which shows good character, I concede) or if she doesn't particularly concentrate on that it doesn't really show good character.

>probably going to go to uni too afterwards

>will almost definitely be into generic normie shit which I have no interest in, and cannot feign - I heard her talking about a TV show called Love Island

>still going through teenage dramas


680c19  No.382841

>>382836

kek what do you mean


a3bd09  No.382842

>>382840

nobody cares


79901c  No.382843

>>382839

okay this is epic


d23e48  No.382844

>>382842

well he asked me the question, dorshit


da76a9  No.382845

>>382840

>I heard her talking about a TV show called Love Island

Into the trash she goes then


5032a0  No.382846

>>382840

>has exams and coursework for the next two years and a job so either won't have much spare time (which shows good character, I concede) or if she doesn't particularly concentrate on that it doesn't really show good character.

Idno lad I'm not sure if schools show anything, I am not sure it is fair on all people. So many people in my class was just so burnt out by the end of high school.

>probably going to go to uni too afterwards

You'll find out, as you said you don't really know her yet bth.

>will almost definitely be into generic normie shit which I have no interest in, and cannot feign - I heard her talking about a TV show called Love Island

Yeah hate that shit too but maybe she can do things she likes and you can do things you like

>still going through teenage dramas

still at that age? keek. I guess I don't really know wombyn

>>382841

I rest my case


d23e48  No.382847

>>382845

Is it as bad as I'm imagining it to be?


680c19  No.382848

17 is pretty young tbh. you're not a nonce for finding her sexually attractive but finding her personality attractive is a bit questionable for sure, she's barely more mentally advanced than a literal infant


893de1  No.382849

>>382848

>barely more mentally advanced than a literal infant

welcome to women


5032a0  No.382850

>>382848

like simple lasses me


680c19  No.382851

>>382849

nah, fully grown women are like teenagers


79901c  No.382852

>>382849

All women are daft, but a 17 year old is too daft for a man in his 20s to deal with


5dd65b  No.382853

>>382848

>17 is pretty young tbh. you're not a nonce for finding her sexually attractive but finding her personality attractive is a bit questionable for sure

no, this is stupid. the only real difference between a 17 y/o and like a 20 y/o is that the 20 y/o has been fucked by 40 more guys and is beginning to decline in fertility


5032a0  No.382854

File: 2f733212caa5dac⋯.png (11.27 KB, 418x398, 209:199, 2f733212caa5dac397bc98baa9….png)

>moralfagging


d23e48  No.382855

>it's a spics impotent rage and incel delusions episode


893de1  No.382856

>>382851

well exactly, past 16-17-18 they don't mature any more mentally. nobody seems to understand that girls go through puberty a lot earlier and faster than boys


da76a9  No.382857

>>382847

Yes

>>382848

That's modernity for you, people used to become adults at 12.

>382853

Got your suicide method all prepared for when you get to 21 and have therefore reached the end of your life?


5dd65b  No.382858

File: d11e5c414b18cdf⋯.jpg (269.77 KB, 925x1032, 925:1032, d11e5c414b18cdfa6de1972d76….jpg)

>>382857

>Got your suicide method all prepared for when you get to 21 and have therefore reached the end of your life?

I'm heading towards 23 lad, probably just gonna stick around to enrich my cat's life 'til he passes and then I'll join him. couldn't bear the thought of him staring out the window every day wondering when I'll come back


db474d  No.382859

File: 809e7f7d3f38a83⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 640x356, 160:89, shooting don't stop me no….webm)

*dances*


5032a0  No.382860

>>382859

>brother visited with his family today and unsubtly referenced this thinking the family wouldn't get it despite it being on the news

smh


5032a0  No.382861

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>blackface reviewer

OH NO


5032a0  No.382862

w-where did The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman go I only said no to that one film


3bd2b1  No.382863

File: d7ae6bc5597c0ec⋯.gif (378.63 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 2yr6y5rkw3g21.gif)

>>382862

oh shit i got distracted, and it's film time

help me think of something FAST!


db474d  No.382864

>>382863

Thunderpants is a good film.


da76a9  No.382865

>>382863

Happiness of the Katakaris


329fd2  No.382866

File: b57bc200810f011⋯.jpg (144.1 KB, 618x597, 206:199, 1472043528762.jpg)

>>382864

yes but I have to choose a film that pleases him


5032a0  No.382867

>>382863

>THINK FAST

ahhh that only stresses me out and makes me think slower


329fd2  No.382868

File: 2a9f43a3cd63048⋯.gif (388.44 KB, 607x609, 607:609, 75um50a35df21.gif)

>>382867

>ahhh that only stresses me out and makes me think slower

*splashes you with water whilst pretending to be a seal*


5032a0  No.382869

nah too late now tbh you had your chance


8a6d2b  No.382870

>>382834

>>382833

Hereditary from last year


db474d  No.382871


329fd2  No.382872

File: 1bb3e2230a4ee52⋯.gif (586.64 KB, 487x815, 487:815, 1bb.gif)

>>382869

oh well, I guess I'll just have to watch what I wanted to watch then


5032a0  No.382873

>>382872

sounds like the best solution for both of us tbh


d23e48  No.382874

why am I getting "body too short or empty" errors? and what's with all the changes to board settings?


329fd2  No.382875

File: 362f890f7bd5dbc⋯.png (162.07 KB, 268x402, 2:3, theconjuring2.png)


5032a0  No.382876

>>382874

not having any problems tbh


8a6d2b  No.382877

>>382875

its not very good tbh


ecd7a5  No.382878

Lads Im making a vid can you post pics that typify in your mind "overconsumption"


5dd65b  No.382879

>>382874

>and what's with all the changes to board settings?

unindexing and goblin wordfilters. nothing to do with that error, maybe try closing and reopening your browser


5032a0  No.382880

File: 79397097dc605aa⋯.png (101.96 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, ClipboardImage.png)


893de1  No.382881

File: c4619be88cc0d2e⋯.png (18.85 KB, 940x922, 470:461, wesscream.png)


da76a9  No.382882

>>382878

A 22st pepe


893de1  No.382883

File: 44e1984c0ede0f2⋯.png (26.82 KB, 232x82, 116:41, swedish_moose_rapist.png)


a3bd09  No.382884

>>382880

only ate a steak today tbh

might eat something else

strict keto from now on


5032a0  No.382885

File: 79c4eddfbf3d9af⋯.png (20.01 KB, 712x504, 89:63, 79c4eddfbf3d9afe73a08ec4f7….png)


893de1  No.382886

File: fad88bff0751d41⋯.jpg (103.54 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, wessex cybersmith edition.jpg)

sorry wess


329fd2  No.382887

>>382878

walmart people, especially the obese ones on mobility scooters sticking junk food in their baskets


5032a0  No.382888

>>382883

hm who is that


a3bd09  No.382889

why is he posting pictures of posters? panzie is genuinely weird person, suspicious


6c66f9  No.382890

>>382886

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pretty sure I was thinner there than I am know AAAAAAAAGH

that was from the referendum

time sure flies


5dd65b  No.382891

>>382884

I thought you wanted to gain weight? keto is not healthy, it lowers testosterone, the only reason to go on keto is to burn fat


79901c  No.382892

File: 65847d8216e7988⋯.png (224.17 KB, 323x591, 323:591, ClipboardImage.png)

explain this


329fd2  No.382893

>>382877

I've seen all the other ones, so I have to see this one too

Annabelle was good, and so was The Conjuring


5032a0  No.382894

oh he's calling me fat despite me being less fat than him


5032a0  No.382895

>>382892

it's a mascot, like with your goats


db474d  No.382896

>>382893

Conjuring 2 was my favourite of the 2 Annabelle films and the original Conjuring.


6c66f9  No.382897

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

329fd2  No.382898

>>382896

come join, I've only just started

I didn't realise these films also linked in with the Ametyville remake


329fd2  No.382899

File: 23959b36d15a5e9⋯.jpeg (40.34 KB, 1024x962, 512:481, 23959b36d15a5e9bcd9d7e114….jpeg)


db474d  No.382900

>>382899

If you pop it on earlier tomorrow, like sixish if you can, I'll join. I love that film.


4e25cf  No.382901

Imagine posting on newbrit after you said you wouldn't come back

cringe


a3bd09  No.382902

And you wonder why people don't like you when you just make comments like that


6c66f9  No.382903

File: 4f7f16a05a298c0⋯.png (919.57 KB, 1124x1470, 562:735, Wessex Mood Chart.png)

>>382901

it's a tradition for me at this point lad


d23e48  No.382904

File: 0e4500a98e94de6⋯.png (50.63 KB, 585x462, 195:154, 0e4500a98e94de6baeebdc2674….png)

>382901


79901c  No.382905

File: 4f188b5078174fb⋯.jpg (40.76 KB, 1100x944, 275:236, 4f188b5078174fb611c9dd7a71….jpg)


5032a0  No.382906

>all these lads defending the poor innocent defenseless Wesshog

ahhh what a lovely family