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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 1cb9b8c03ed7cf1⋯.png (2.44 MB, 1578x1227, 526:409, ClipboardImage.png)

50bad4  No.382947

Your first thread from the best thread maker in a while. This time I'm telling you to do two things. Subscribe to PewDiePie and follow his example and race mix with a med girl. By breeding out wh*toid genes and BLEACHing swarthy girls, together we can defeat T-Series and save the internet!

Terror investigation in Surrey after man stabbed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-47605547

>Counter terror police are investigating a suspected far-right inspired attack in which a 19-year-old man was stabbed.

>The victim suffered non-fatal injuries after being struck by a man armed with a baseball bat and knife and shouting racist abuse in Stanwell, Surrey.

>The man, 50, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder and a racially-aggravated public order offence.

>Home Secretary Sajid Javid called on society to "reject the terrorists and extremists who seek to divide us".

Comic Relief: Bodyguard and Four Weddings reunion help raise £63m

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47583664

>Stars of Four Weddings and a Funeral reunited for the first time in 25 years to help Comic Relief raise £63m.

>In the mini sequel, Rowan Atkinson returned as the bumbling vicar - this time presiding over the daughter of the two original leads, Carrie (Andie MacDowell) and Charles (Hugh Grant).

>Miranda, played by Lily James, was seen marrying the daughter of Fiona (Dame Kristen Scott Thomas).

>The show also saw the return of Keeley Hawes in a Bodyguard spin-off.

Eurostar tells customers 'don't travel'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47602573

>Eurostar has told passengers only to travel from Paris to London "if absolutely necessary".

>Its services have been hit by serious delays, as long queues have formed due to industrial action by French customs officers.

>Four trains were cancelled on Sunday and another three will not run on Monday.

The fallout from the meme man's shooting continues as /newbrit/ disavows anything to do him as we are a board of peace and tolerance

50bad4  No.382950

File: 5fff1b62c781742⋯.png (162.09 KB, 321x495, 107:165, ClipboardImage.png)

First for her


12a5b3  No.382951

File: e429964ea721cfc⋯.jpg (93.71 KB, 720x981, 80:109, 1510363779664.jpg)


56e2ed  No.382952

Oh excellent, another satire thread. What a peaceful day!


1cb1ef  No.382953

I do like older women, much more enjoyable to talk to and are more learned.

However when it comes to making a family I would prefer someone younger, so that we can become experienced in life together.

However at the end of the day, it's about being with somebody you love, and somebody who loves you, regardless of their age. You can fantasise about some sweet 16yo girl but that's what it is, a fantasy. It's a silly mindset you can become trapped in. Desiring all these women yet you don't have one.

At the end of the day, being with someone, is much better than being with no-one.


1cb1ef  No.382954

>>382951

bad back posture, that's what it smells like


56e2ed  No.382955

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F


b722bc  No.382956

>>382947

Who are the ladies?


5a5591  No.382957

File: 1b686ccabd0598e⋯.jpg (648.8 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1b686ccabd0598eccafca3513f….jpg)


5a5591  No.382958

>>382951

stale wee and fags


1c82b2  No.382959

>>382947

>wanting to create more Herts


50bad4  No.382960

File: 552baafb3c999c1⋯.png (517.23 KB, 579x601, 579:601, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382953

The dream is a slightly older gf who's in her early/mid 20s

>>382956

Daniella Semaan on the right, the other is Antonella Roccuzzo


50bad4  No.382961

File: 02c7391c33caa3f⋯.png (981.71 KB, 1080x815, 216:163, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382959

But look at the result. Pic is a mixed German-Turkish girl

If you oppose this you're gay


1cb1ef  No.382962

>>382960

>slightly older gf who's in her early/mid 20s

y-yeah h-heh

FUCK


1c82b2  No.382963


1cb1ef  No.382964

>>382963

oh come on

its not like youd refuse to marry her, given that very few women would


1c82b2  No.382965

>>382964

I have preferences and principles tbh


50bad4  No.382966

File: 3c7be1a6f746b60⋯.png (2.72 MB, 1140x1880, 57:94, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382962

There's still time lad

And tbh that's only if you want a virgin

If you're not bothered by non-virgins there are plenty of qt older women out there in their 30s and 40s

>>382963

I actually think you're gay, not even meming


1cb1ef  No.382967

>>382965

Maybe you're just autistic


50bad4  No.382968

>>382965

That's what incels tell themselves tbh


9011df  No.382969

File: 7099fb438c6f11d⋯.png (1.48 MB, 774x1032, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Hama bead cactus


1cb1ef  No.382970

>>382966

I want a strict protestant wife who is able to bear me 7-8 children.


1c82b2  No.382971

>>382967

No, I'm not.

>>382969

cute. are you in primary school?

>>382968

Sour grapes would be different, wouldn't it? You have a preference for these women, I don't.


1cb1ef  No.382972

>>382971

I am sorry. You are a good lad. I hope you find a nice Norwegian wife.


9011df  No.382973

>>382971

No I didn't. I think mummy got rid of my sister and I's Hama beads. I'd be tempted to buy some again but if I get the iron out downstairs Mummy will sneak in and tell me to do ALL the ironing.


50bad4  No.382974

File: 1344b0a0c88911c⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382970

But real chads have older mummy gfs

Still not a bad idea

>>382971

But you've never been put in a position where you could sleep with a girl, so it's easy for you to say you only like x. But if you actually had the chance of sleeping with a med girl you'd actually be gay if you didn't do it


1cb1ef  No.382975

>>382974

I would refuse her unless I was going to marry her tbh

I know this sounds like I'm just saying that, but I do believe that now, I couldn't shag some lass unless I was heavily intoxicated which I most certainly shall never be again.


50bad4  No.382976

>>382975

No that's fair enough tbh and what people should do

I don't really like the idea of casual sex although the urge to do it is there. Just pales in comparison to doing it with someone you love and want to marry tbh


837ee7  No.382977

>>382961

so are you actually a turk or is this just a meme? I'm very hesitant to believe it

>>382975

>I would refuse her unless I was going to marry her tbh

KEEEEK

literally why? it's just sosej in hole, you're not poisoned or contaminated by it in any way as long as she doesn't have diseases. women are ruined when they lose their virginity but men aren't any different at all other than the loss of like 5mg of zinc


1c82b2  No.382978

File: 95790c58f135192⋯.png (40.81 KB, 1130x709, 1130:709, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382972

thanks, lad, I hope you get what you want too

>>382973

it was very therapeutic making them with kids in the after school… nursery school? Idno what you call it, but after school basically me and the other teachers' assistants would be tasked with watching over the kids that had to stay behind since their parents were still at work.

Sound a bit lazy lass, imagine all the ironing the prince will make you do.

>>382974

>But you've never been put in a position where you could sleep with a girl, so it's easy for you to say you only like x. But if you actually had the chance of sleeping with a med girl you'd actually be gay if you didn't do it

Or I'd have principles. Before any racial principles would come the principle not to just fuck any random person.

>>382975

goodlad


9011df  No.382979

File: c5fcfd7a462f7b5⋯.jpg (135.42 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, 1545979572850.jpg)

FFS MUMMY SMASHING UP ALL THE BARBIE HOUSES AND FURNITURE JUST CHECKED WHAT THEY ARE ALL GOING FOR VARIOUS ITEMS NOT EVEN CHECKED ALL OF WHAT I HAD GOING FOR AROUND £1000.00 FOR ABOUT FOUR THINGS

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Barbie-D%C3%A9cor-Collection-Kitchen-Playset/dp/B0001M3W7U

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mattel-Barbie-Decor-Collection-Bedroom/dp/B0001FR5PM

WHY DID YOU DO THIS MUMMY????


1c82b2  No.382980

>>382979

she actually smashed your toys? What the fuck


50bad4  No.382981

>>382977

It's obviously a meme lad

>>382978

Lad you really can't speak on this subject, any incel that pretends that they don't sleep around because of morals instead of their autism is just coping

You can't be tempted unless you actually have the chance to do it, so you aren't actually resisting temptation in anyway


837ee7  No.382982

File: 3c7639f37ed1045⋯.jpg (97.62 KB, 1462x2046, 731:1023, 3c7639f37ed1045fe471bf8a20….jpg)

>it bad begoz da god magic

>>382979

beat her up

why would she smash it up, was she cleaning out an old storage room or something?


1cb1ef  No.382983

>>382978

>I hope you get what you want too

We will all get what we want, we just need to devote ourselves to it.


56e2ed  No.382984

>>382979

>taking Amazon prices for "collector's" items seriously

lmao lass, look on eBay at the items already sold or some other site that lets you see what people have actually paid


837ee7  No.382985

>>382981

>It's obviously a meme lad

good. I hate turks, they deserve genocide

>Lad you really can't speak on this subject, any incel that pretends that they don't sleep around because of morals instead of their autism is just coping

this

>>382984

yeah that was also for a NIB (new in box) item with 1 in stock


1cb1ef  No.382986

And into the filter you go again.


9011df  No.382987

>>382980

>>382982

She smashed them because we had the toys spread across the bedroom floor (my room) and it was making too much mess. It was all part of the game we are playing anyway, different dolls in different places. Cars driving around all over the place. For some reason she started smashing because of the mess. Her temper is very unstable at times.


50bad4  No.382989

Don't ban me I was kidding haha it's my turk blood


56e2ed  No.382990

>>382988

>hitler dubs

>right panel

I mean, after what happened in NZ a couple of days ago…


50bad4  No.382991

>>382990

dude achieved fuck all though


1c82b2  No.382992

>>382981

>>382985

>two people who lust for foreigners trying to excuse their own preferences

alright lads, you have yours, I have mine.

>>382983

True. Was going to tidy my room today but we got visitors.

>>382987

Sounds mental


50bad4  No.382993

>>382992

Our preferences are natural, not based on autistic imageboard memes

But fair enough tbh


56e2ed  No.382994

>>382991

Merely observing the humour lad


1cb1ef  No.382995

>>382993

Are you saying his preferences aren't natural? Why would he want some darkie in the frozen wastes of Norway that would freeze to death?


1c82b2  No.382996

>>382993

t. cuckold fetishist


6b9563  No.382997

>>382987

>clean freak parents

Sorry lass. It always felt so oppressive in friends houses who had parents like that.

>AAAAH YOU MADE A MESS OF MUMMY'S CUSHIONS!

I'M SORRY


50bad4  No.382998

>>382994

fair dos

>>382995

I keep forgetting he's Norwegian

I was implying that liking anglo lasses is unnatural but yeah forgot he isn't anglo kek


50bad4  No.382999

>>382996

cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish


0c2b96  No.383000

>>382996

is he?


1cb1ef  No.383001

>>382998

But I would only want children with somebody from the British Isles. I am simply not really attracted to people outside that area, not enough to want to have to children with.


1c82b2  No.383002

>>382998

Liking Anglo lasses is unnatural?

>>383000

I don't know. He has plausible deniability


50bad4  No.383003

>>383001

I don't really understand that outside of welsh and taig lasses tbh

I suppose jock lasses are a matter of taste because personally I hate their accent but that's a personal thing

But anglo girls… I can't fathom how anyone could love one. They can be nice enough sometimes but they're all ugly


50bad4  No.383004

>>383002

Yeah tbh


1cb1ef  No.383005

>>383003

I know not to take your viewpoints seriously.

Plenty of attractive women I see in my day to day life.


50bad4  No.383006

>>383000

Well I like cucking foreign men out of their lasses

>>383005

I mean ugly in terms of how they act


1c82b2  No.383007

File: d1967d2ccb30f4a⋯.png (20.39 KB, 900x936, 25:26, 36524331.png)

>>383003

>>383004

Are you fucking with us, lad? This is just all your preferences again


50bad4  No.383008

>>383007

Imperium agrees

English girls just aren't the same as celtic and foreign women, it's like there's some personality trait they all share that makes them undesirable


1cb1ef  No.383009

>>383006

You know that's not true


1cb1ef  No.383010

>>383007

yeah it's stupid

at the end of the day it's preferences but herts as always tries to say his is fact


1c82b2  No.383011

>>383008

But you and Imperium both have very special preferences. I think we're done about this


837ee7  No.383012

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>>382987

>For some reason she started smashing because of the mess. Her temper is very unstable at times.

very immature. well you should look on ebay to see the going rate for those toys if they're used, it's probably nothing crazy. you have every right to be angry though

>>382991

he got a better k:d than shroud in a game of pubg

>>382992

>two people who lust for foreigners trying to excuse their own preferences

it's just meat, dude. there's a difference between respecting a woman's genetics and personal history enough to want to invest into procreating with her, and just thinking she's hot and would be enjoyable to get intimate with

>>383003

I strongly disagree with this anti-britlass sentiment. really every european country has some pretty women, some ugly women


1c82b2  No.383013

Few newspapers today. Very nice


1c82b2  No.383014

File: 3323a40374513c6⋯.png (33.85 KB, 536x742, 268:371, ClipboardImage.png)


1c82b2  No.383015

>>383012

>it's just meat, dude. there's a difference between respecting a woman's genetics and personal history enough to want to invest into procreating with her, and just thinking she's hot and would be enjoyable to get intimate with

I agree.


1c82b2  No.383016

>it always snows at night meaning newspaper bois always gets the worst driving conditions because of the shitty roads we drive on and the fact that it doesn't get ploughed till morning

smh


50bad4  No.383017

>>383009

But it is

The way they act just turns me off tbh

You can like it, but to me it's unnatural

>>383010

Never said that, see above

>>383011

Well I've had gfs and imperium has a gf, you and dorset don't suffice to say. You could do well to take a few pointers

>>383012

>k:d ratio

means nothing, that's why you lost in Vietnam

>I strongly disagree with this anti-britlass sentiment

I always see foreigners shill for the "English rose" meme but I've never seen this irl. We have slags and some nice girls but said nice girls are usually boring af


1cb1ef  No.383018

>>383016

risking your life to give some elderly people a bit of paper


50bad4  No.383019

>>383015

>women are just meat

>agreeing with this

It's like you want to be an incel forever


50bad4  No.383020

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1cb1ef  No.383021

>>383017

because every single englishwoman is the same, right

just because your own experience is bad doesn't mean everyone elses is

plenty of sweet and loving women here

maybe its different in your shithole part of the country


50bad4  No.383022

>>383021

Well tbf it could be a middle class thing, that I'll concede

But imperium agrees with me as I've said and I don't think he's middle class

They can be sweet and loving but still act ugly

Every English girl I met that didn't act this way has foreign heritage tbh, as in, her parents were immigrants, or at least one was


3c9ffe  No.383023

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>>383020

shiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet


6b9563  No.383024

>>383008

Depends what's in your head when you say "English". That's quite a broad thing in itself. Regional and class differences can mean a lot.


1c82b2  No.383025

>>383018

I am pretty safe, but the car can get stuck in different ways ending up costing a lot of time and money, and the car is a really shitty one with only a front wheel drive to safe money. Getting fucking stuck on flat ground with 2 centimers of snow.

>>383019

Yeah I don't agree with that, nor the getting intimate part. Have to be on my guard while Hertschad is around.


1cb1ef  No.383026

>>383022

>sweet and loving but still act ugly

but that contradicts it you mong


1cb1ef  No.383027

Don't take too much advice from a boy that thought 90% of people go to university.


3c9ffe  No.383028

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THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MARY-JANE JOE BUBBA


1c82b2  No.383029

>tfw never played AoE


50bad4  No.383030

>>383024

I've heard that northern girls are nicer, which might well be true

But I can't stand the accent kek

>>383025

>Yeah I don't agree with that

But you literally said "I agree"

>>383026

It really doesn't? I'm talking about general behaviour/demeanour here, did you misunderstand me?

>>383027

>has had no gf and wanks 4 times a day

Sorry for offending you oh great philosopher king


3c9ffe  No.383031

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monkino


50bad4  No.383032

File: 4bfc85024a1b684⋯.png (408.58 KB, 389x621, 389:621, aoe.png)

>>383029

what

how

Get AoE2 ASAP


3c9ffe  No.383033

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the finale


1c82b2  No.383034

>>383030

>But you literally said "I agree"

Yeah and then you pointed out a part of it which I don't agree with.

>>383032

Not sure, it was Empire Earth I played.


1cb1ef  No.383035

>>383030

so acting sweet and loving is ugly? LMAO

call me philosopher king all you want but i'm not like you who pretends to be so knowledgeable and experienced with life

>I've heard that northern girls are nicer, which might well be true

Northern girls outside of cities are. Westcountry too. Midlands and Southeast are disgusting skanks.

Middle class girls here are rather nice, not so stuck up as south easterners. Bear in mind there's hardly any real cities here so the rot cannot penetrate as deep.


5a5591  No.383036

cunnilingus


1cb1ef  No.383037

>>383036

Bit gay tbh…..


1c82b2  No.383038


1cb1ef  No.383039

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1c82b2  No.383040

>>383039

o-oh y-yeah licking pee-stained meat flaps v-very chad


1cb1ef  No.383041

>>383040

fucking keeek


1c82b2  No.383042

work time lads, should only be 4 hours today if I don't get stuck. laters


50bad4  No.383043

>>383034

>Yeah and then you pointed out a part of it which I don't agree with.

Ah right, well don't put in the greentext if you don't want people to make this mistake again smh

>Empire Earth

I've literally never heard of this, what is it

>>383035

>so acting sweet and loving is ugly? LMAO

No? People don't just have one constant mood lad, they act differently at different times

>but i'm not like you who pretends to be so knowledgeable and experienced with life

I don't lmao people just start picking fights with me, I even said before this is just my viewpoint you act like I'm saying this is hard facts smh

>Northern girls outside of cities are. Westcountry too. Midlands and Southeast are disgusting skanks.

Depends what you mean by nice. One of the nicest girls I know is a thot from Huddersfield. I'm guessing you mean something like moral, in which case I agree

>Bear in mind there's hardly any real cities here so the rot cannot penetrate as deep

Is Bournemouth not so bad then? tbh there's fuck all in the south west so I can understand

>>383036

based and redpilled


50bad4  No.383044

>>383042

see you later alligator


6b9563  No.383045

>>383036

>even looking at it

Definitely a sin.


50bad4  No.383046

File: 829be8aa756f138⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn eat her out

why live


50bad4  No.383047

>>383045

Nothing wrong with sex for pleasure if you're married tbh


50bad4  No.383048

On second thoughts that pic looks like a little young smh

Must be the airbrushing


1cb1ef  No.383049

>>383043

but I know loads of lasses who are generally loving and sweet all the time

bournemouth/poole is a shithole, full of skanky women, as are all cities, exeter, plymouth, with the big towns like weymouth having skanky women too but weymouth is renowned for being a complete shithole full of drugs and alcohol

but outside of a couple of towns its just villages and hamlets, and any of the "towns" are just large villages with a high street tbh

the girls out in the country are the best, so beautiful and sweet, trusting, loyal, caring, all the best qualities of women, uncorrupted by the urbanites, though they can be quite reserved and timid, not that that is too much of a problem. we do have some rather naughty girls in the country tho but we shall not go into that here…

northerners in general are much more friendly and open I think, maybe more down to earth, though that could be at a surface level

>mole on my arm is constantly itchy

legit worried, tbqh, going to see if i can see the doctor abou tit


1cb1ef  No.383050

>>383047

yikes.. pleasure feels.. yucky, i dont like it


50bad4  No.383051

File: 786801f3d1de5e3⋯.png (3 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Why do they do this? Who knows what it does to the environment and fish

And all for a holiday that Americans (should) have nothing to do with


6b9563  No.383052

>>383047

>pleasure from tasting the devil's axe wound.

Definitely a sinner.


1cb1ef  No.383053

>>383051

cringe at your anti-yankism tbh


134ce9  No.383054

>>383051

>When you leave Europe to found a Protestant nation

>When the Taigs and spics make it more Catholic than Protestant


50bad4  No.383055

>>383049

>but I know loads of lasses who are generally loving and sweet all the time

These are rare for me

But I know some. They're just boring

>the girls out in the country are the best, so beautiful and sweet, trusting, loyal, caring, all the best qualities of women, uncorrupted by the urbanites, though they can be quite reserved and timid, not that that is too much of a problem

I know one or two girls like this. Again I tend to find them boring smh. I can't speak for imperium though. I'm sure they work for you then, I don't meet many of these lasses though

>we do have some rather naughty girls in the country tho but we shall not go into that here…

hmmm

>northerners in general are much more friendly and open I think, maybe more down to earth, though that could be at a surface level

They seem more willing to talk about anything with you, but it probably is mostly a surface thing


1cb1ef  No.383056

>>383055

why do you find them boring? because they dont want to talk about nazbol with you and instead would prefer to do their gardening?

im sure i would find you boring if i met you, tbh, dont mean that in a bad way


9011df  No.383057

>>383049

Try not to scratch it. If it keeps you from scratching it, put a little circular plaster over it. If it looks like it's more than one colour, red, or has any sort of discharge coming out of it, call the doctor as soon as you can tomorrow and say you need an urgent appointment.


5a5591  No.383058

>>383054

based catholic birth control ethics


50bad4  No.383059

>>383052

gaybo

>>383053

>pollute environment to celebrate a day that has nothing to do with most of your population

lmao

>>383054

Funny thing is that they had nativist parties at the time trying to stop it and failed

A lesson for our times


50bad4  No.383060

>>383056

>why do you find them boring? because they dont want to talk about nazbol with you and instead would prefer to do their gardening?

lmao I don't talk politics with lasses, or much irl at all

You make a lot of assumptions about me

What I mean is that such girls don't tend to be relatable to me and don't have interesting hobbies. Foreign girls in my experience have combined being a good submissive wife with being interesting and well rounded people, here it seems to be one or the other


1cb1ef  No.383061

>>383059

uhh its a Christian holiday, buddy

no reason why Christians shouldn't be allowed to celebrate it

>>383057

it's a dark brown

only thing i hate is that i'm not sure if i've always had it, as stupid as that sounds, i have a fair few moles on my arms

i'll book a doctors appointment anyway, i need to go about other things too


1cb1ef  No.383062

>>383060

Ok then, what is non-boring to you, hobbies and interests?


9011df  No.383063

>>383061

I don't think you tend to notice moles or marks until they become a concern. Best to get it checked out. It's probably nothing but an annoying itch.


1cb1ef  No.383064

>>383063

yes i get a lot of itching around that area, probably due to the edge of my t-shirt or from folding my arm and the hairs on it rubbing smh

still i will get it checked

doubt it is anything harmful, dont think i ever went out in the sun enough to get cancer keek


50bad4  No.383065

>>383061

But they're not celebrating it for those reasons

Dying a river green is not necessary to venerate a saint

>>383062

Well I like a girl who can have fun, the last one enjoyed learning languages as do I, was well read, enjoyed the same films as me, was not afraid to go out and party, enjoyed travelling like me, and generally had a fun and interesting vibe


0c2b96  No.383066

>>383063

film is almost over, you could have watched it


1cb1ef  No.383067

>>383065

so you like slags who think they're not slags?


1cb1ef  No.383068

>>383066

why would you want her to watch it with you?


9011df  No.383069

>>383066

I napped in between tbh.


0c2b96  No.383070

>>383069

it's the end now


50bad4  No.383071

>>383067

That you think such a girl must be a slag shows the problem with english girls tbh - they're either slags or boring

Foreign girls can be slags, but they can also be virgins and yet also not boring


5a5591  No.383072

File: 835755873529565⋯.png (531.38 KB, 960x528, 20:11, ClipboardImage.png)

american culture


1cb1ef  No.383073

>>383071

regardless i would not want a girl who liked partying

terrible thing


1cb1ef  No.383074

>DUDE I LOOOOOOOVE TO TRAVEL


50bad4  No.383075

>>383073

Well it's also worth bearing in mind that the english drinking culture is different to that elsewhere

Partying over there isn't always the same as going to clubs every night and getting drunk and chundering


50bad4  No.383076

>>383074

Funny how you (correctly) admonish certain posters for believing dumb memes about women but then you believe similar memes yourself


de8d16  No.383077

>>382890

genuinely feel bad lad sorry

>>382914

i had it saved in the special /newbrit/ folder lad i don't have the time to go searching back through past threads


50bad4  No.383078

>dude all women who travel just do it to get foreign dick lol


1cb1ef  No.383079

>>383076

im just meming, but it has some truth

>>383075

it is still bad

women who drink alcohol are a nono to me


1cb1ef  No.383080

>>383078

cringe and bluepilled


50bad4  No.383081

>>383079

>it has some truth

All memes do (sort of, anyway) but are exaggerated beyond belief

>women who drink alcohol are a nono to me

Enjoy your boring wife then

I mean it may be just what you want, so I won't judge


1cb1ef  No.383082

>>383081

yeah because if you don't drink alcohol and go to parties you're boring, right

you seem pretty boring yourself


50bad4  No.383083

>>383082

No, but it is a decent litmus test in most cases

>you seem pretty boring yourself

well girls don't seem to agree but k bro


5a5591  No.383084

File: ebd6bf02b12d929⋯.jpg (177.3 KB, 468x431, 468:431, this big.jpg)


b722bc  No.383085

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


50bad4  No.383086

File: 8d18f822a560caf⋯.png (226.13 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Imagine not being me, the most perfect chad ever conceived.

I would kill myself if I were not me.


50bad4  No.383087

File: cae488ab38e9d9b⋯.png (241.46 KB, 620x349, 620:349, ClipboardImage.png)

*flexes*


1cb1ef  No.383088

>>383083

maybe in your small sheltered world it is

you are boring to me

so boring that i'm going to go to sleep

meanwhile i shall dream of a pure, teetotal, calvinist wife whom i have several children and live in happiness with


50bad4  No.383089

File: cc184e29e707ec4⋯.png (648.57 KB, 800x664, 100:83, ClipboardImage.png)

Adieu, cuckolds. I'm going to go have lots of sex with many women and then lift and make gains and then have some sex and then a protein shake and then a light smattering of sex and then bed.


6b1f9e  No.383090

File: 88102659c30ce70⋯.png (361.8 KB, 666x630, 37:35, ClipboardImage.png)

>>382960

>slightly older gf

>in her early/mid 20s

rooo


0c2b96  No.383091

File: e6007afa12bc78d⋯.png (77.28 KB, 220x326, 110:163, Hereditary.png)


0c2b96  No.383092

File: d4d82f4f2c16427⋯.gif (753.51 KB, 607x609, 607:609, d4d.gif)


6b1f9e  No.383093

>>383072

>we used a car as a bathroom

He installed a bath in a car?


0c2b96  No.383094

File: 5affa755b9d3b53⋯.png (1.25 MB, 900x900, 1:1, 5affa755b9d3b531dacce3e845….png)

>Herts


6b1f9e  No.383095

>>382886

Seems very well adapted for an Arctic climate.


56e2ed  No.383096

File: 96867b7fc162971⋯.jpg (107.94 KB, 634x422, 317:211, dindins.jpg)


3c9ffe  No.383097

File: d2ca1dbc1345095⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Young Pope.png)

>dorset has a MOLE


3c9ffe  No.383098

File: 0cb8f3fe61ad218⋯.png (48.8 KB, 255x183, 85:61, shrug.png)

>airing my paranoia in a happy birthday message to granny and telling her about smartphone data collection and spy agencies

this is a high-powered move

What do you even say to old people?


1c82b2  No.383099

>>383043

>I've literally never heard of this, what is it

a 3D game that is similar to AoE in some ways with units and building things, but over time you can sort of develop your society into a new age. You start in the stone age and end up in whatever the name of the fictional future is. Can decide what period you start in and what period you end in if you want. I found it fun but I've heard it's not as good as AoE. It's also 3D.

>>383097

goodlad

>>383098

You pretend to say something and make them ask "what?" multiple times until they get depressed and feel guilty for asking and stop.


85b819  No.383100

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

EPIC ALLAH STYLE


6b9563  No.383101


1c82b2  No.383102

>>383100

God I got so tired of this, it was popular back when I worked in a school :suicide:


6b9563  No.383103

>>383102

wop wop wop wop


1c82b2  No.383104

File: 51d323a66a4b77b⋯.png (454.87 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 51d323a66a4b77b86c492b594b….png)


6b9563  No.383105

Is it me, or is everyone saying "Moslem" all of a sudden?


85b819  No.383106

File: 4e715dac1a4efe7⋯.webm (2.83 MB, 640x360, 16:9, I'm a cuck song.webm)

>>383105

just a bunch of fags


85b819  No.383107

real CHAD HOURS right now


1c82b2  No.383108

>>383107

what do Canadians do when everyone else is sleeping?


85b819  No.383109

File: d86537818b71a89⋯.jpg (44.45 KB, 780x438, 130:73, url.jpg)

>>383108

those are national secrets, sir.


1c82b2  No.383110

>>383109

Hm that thing isn't of legal age, is it


85b819  No.383111

>>383110

you're speaking of an officer of the law. show proper respect.


1c82b2  No.383112

>>383111

I'd take my hat off if I could


1c82b2  No.383113

if I had a hat I mean


1c82b2  No.383114

File: bd38efd88e8ae1b⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

wew. not sure if that's a good idea. Breivik had a lawyer


85b819  No.383115

File: 1a81f203c57b9b9⋯.jpg (60.32 KB, 1000x650, 20:13, cria-cuervos-1975-001-ana-….jpg)

>>383113

>>383112

that was the last straw

*bam*


85b819  No.383116

>>383114

>not sure if that's a good idea

it really wasn't. he's going to get PWND in court now and probably get sentenced to 100+ years in prison.


1c82b2  No.383117

>>383115

owie

>>383116

then again there might be no other sentence he could get. He doesn't want to be considered insane.


85b819  No.383118

File: f331786636bd8c7⋯.jpg (336.7 KB, 1400x2100, 2:3, Jewess 880.jpg)

>>383117

i hope he knows what he's doing and pulls a fast one on all of us.


837ee7  No.383119

File: 96ddddaab4587dc⋯.jpg (59.24 KB, 476x473, 476:473, 96ddddaab4587dc80380a698d2….jpg)

>this is what libtards actually believe

>>383105

supposedly "moslem" means "one who is contemptible" or something. basically "muslim" (means "one who gives himself to god") is what they want you to say, so saying "moslem" (which sounds archaic) is defiant

>>383116

there isn't really any possibility of him getting anything other than life imprisonment. NZ doesn't have capital punishment, nor a maximum sentence like Norway (21 years? LOL). what's the point of a lawyer if the result is already obvious? as the articles about it has been saying, he's trying to get maximum publicity and use the trial as a publicity stunt


837ee7  No.383120

>Is it Muslim or Moslem?

>When Baby Boomers were children it was Moslem. The American Heritage Dictionary (1992) noted,"Moslem is the form predominantly preferred in journalism and popular usage. Muslim is preferred by scholars and by English-speaking adherents of Islam." No more. Now, almost everybody uses Muslim.

>According to the Center for Nonproliferation Studies,"Moslem and Muslim are basically two different spellings for the same word." But the seemingly arbitrary choice of spellings is a sensitive subject for many followers of Islam. Whereas for most English speakers, the two words are synonymous in meaning, the Arabic roots of the two words are very different. A Muslim in Arabic means"one who gives himself to God," and is by definition, someone who adheres to Islam. By contrast, a Moslem in Arabic means"one who is evil and unjust" when the word is pronounced, as it is in English, Mozlem with a z.

>For others, this spelling differentiation is merely a linguistic matter, with the two spellings a result of variation in transliteration methods. Both Moslem and Muslim are used as nouns. But some writers use Moslem when the word is employed as an adjective.

>Journalists switched to Muslim from Moslem in recent years under pressure from Islamic groups. But the use of the word Moslem has not entirely ceased. Established institutions which used the older form of the name have been reluctant to change. The American Moslem Foundation is still the American Moslem Foundation (much as the NAACP is still the NAACP–the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People). The journal The Moslem World–published by the Hartford Seminary in Connecticut–is still The Moslem World.

see it's legit, say "moslem" 'cause it's offensive


1c82b2  No.383121

>>383118

>tfw no livestreamed trial

smh

>this is what libtards actually believe

or they just do whatever the fuck they can for political control


85b819  No.383122

>>383119

you're right. he's fucked and he knows he's fucked, so whatever. might as well speak for yourself i guess.


837ee7  No.383123

>>383121

>tfw no livestreamed trial

I think they're gonna try to bury it as much as possible. for some reason, they really want to bury everything about this incident, to an unprecedented extent. NZ government threatening to imprison people for 10 years just for WATCHING it, 14 for sharing

it's weird 'cause every time a h'white male allegedly does an oopsie, they milk the shit out of it for months. I haven't been paying attention to the actual media but from listening to the television in the other room I haven't heard anything about it, nor has mummy mentioned it at all. I wonder how much coverage there is on television/newspaper/radio, seems like it's mostly on internet/social media and they take down the video everywhere. Liveleak refuses to host the video, for instance


1c82b2  No.383124

>>383123

because he had a manifesto I guess. idno


837ee7  No.383125

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Biker gang performs haka in tribute to Christchurch shooting victims

top fucking kek


837ee7  No.383126

imagine some maori tribe resists conquest by Britain so they dress up in grass skirts and bodypaint with clubs and spears and do this to get juiced up for the battle where they inevitably get annihilated by 2000 years ahead technology


1c82b2  No.383127

>>383125

imagine having any connection to people simply for living in the same country, regardless of relation, ideas and when they came to it.


837ee7  No.383128

>>383125

apparently this is a notorious maori biker gang called "black power". naturally they're portrayed as kind-hearted for doing this weird primal grunting dance in tribute

>>383127

you'd think the maori's wouldn't want moslems in NZ either

>British people come to New Zealand, they are le ebil colonizers

>bloodthirsty inbred sandniggers bent on world conquest come to New Zealand, welcome fellow brownoids


1c82b2  No.383129

>>383128

yeah let's not try to make sense of it


85b819  No.383130

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>383125

from the thumbnail i thought they were doing the nae nae


b141f8  No.383131

File: 53889a286a2049b⋯.jpg (63.2 KB, 397x797, 397:797, 1469760390977-0.jpg)

FUCK 22ST


1c82b2  No.383132


837ee7  No.383133

>>383131

>>383132

dammit my filter didn't work. I tried to make a wordfilter so when you say "FUCK 22ST" it becomes "FUCK WELSHLAD" and when you say "FUCK WELSHLAD" it becomes "FUCK 22ST". but you can't do that exactly, filters can't filter to eachother, so I tried doing lowercase thinking it wasn't case sensitive but I guess it is


b141f8  No.383134

File: bb029672aa5c4d1⋯.jpg (122.35 KB, 1278x1181, 1278:1181, 1458155500091.jpg)


85b819  No.383135

>>383133

you have mod?


1c82b2  No.383136

>>383135

it's spig


837ee7  No.383137

File: 5e048556a65439e⋯.jpg (63.29 KB, 526x400, 263:200, 5e048556a65439e76a0e6ea2c1….jpg)

>>383135

>you have mod?

I have BO


85b819  No.383138

>>383136

ahh, right. i figured as much, tbh. just wasn't sure.


837ee7  No.383139

>>383138

yeah I've been using this flag 'cause there's another yank that posts sometimes now. I don't mind, it's a very aesthetic flag, even it it's a bit "muh heritage" LARP-y


85b819  No.383140

i remember seeing a burger flag a few times, so i thought maybe portugal someone else and spic disappeared for a bit.


85b819  No.383141

>>383139

>even it it's a bit "muh heritage" LARP-y

well if you're going to use a flag that isn't your country's it might as well have some connection to you.


b141f8  No.383142

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)

>>383137

FUCK BO


b141f8  No.383143

>>383142

FUCK BO

*


1c82b2  No.383144

>>383142

can we be friends now?


b141f8  No.383145

File: 2729e87e37b1cb3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 8.62 KB, 401x367, 401:367, 1456419213804.png)

>>383144

FUCK 22ST


b141f8  No.383146

>>383145

Didn't mean to spoiler the image.


b141f8  No.383147

File: 2729e87e37b1cb3⋯.png (8.62 KB, 401x367, 401:367, 1456419213804.png)


376d9f  No.383148

File: 06d816f05cf17a3⋯.png (125.93 KB, 1124x1444, 281:361, 982ed0f.png)

morning wagies. time to put on your uniform and get back to it


b141f8  No.383149

File: 21d0b5e640c2c51⋯.png (166.86 KB, 636x426, 106:71, 1432102647995.png)


837ee7  No.383150

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

shame most of the remove kebab videos on jewtube are removing comments, fucking virtue signalling faggots

>>383138

0:35, 0.75x speed


837ee7  No.383151

didn't mean to quote there


837ee7  No.383152

File: 1bb9bc3e7267ec0⋯.png (11.58 KB, 889x132, 889:132, jej.png)


4324b6  No.383153

File: b2d4208bea08cf2⋯.png (271.2 KB, 672x948, 56:79, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 105d53ac4208593⋯.png (405.51 KB, 736x1000, 92:125, ClipboardImage.png)

>the GOP keeping the WASP tradition of bullying Irishmen alive

based


85b819  No.383154

File: 6e19d2be97b6011⋯.jpg (250.13 KB, 1280x1525, 256:305, Jewess 879.jpg)

HNNNNGH


56e2ed  No.383155

File: 26d14b0c96c80ff⋯.gif (37.06 KB, 399x369, 133:123, 32c.gif)

>Aussie gov't is plannig to give Police the right to search homes without warrants


85b819  No.383156

File: 7507a19733fae16⋯.jpg (38.12 KB, 564x906, 94:151, Jewess 760.jpg)

>>383155

>forced to vote

>no respect for property

>most lethal tool in your arsenal is a boomerang

>abbos and wogs everywhere

>+40 on any given day

christ, australia sucks


4324b6  No.383157

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0eadf5  No.383158

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Need a female with large buttocks and a nice pink cunny to sit on my face and suffocate me to death


0eadf5  No.383159

File: 1152a7a3232046e⋯.png (826.35 KB, 1300x1062, 650:531, ClipboardImage.png)

To have all my sense overwhelmed by a big, fat arse and a moist, puffy fanny. God the things I'd do for that. Imagine her giggling while she pins you down and makes you lick her out. Your face smothered in her juices and your sole purpose in that moment is to satisfy her. Your dinky stiffening beneath your trousers begging for attention before she takes note, lifts her knee and unleashes a devastating blow to your crotch for daring to get hard without her consent. Your cock and bollocks crushed together in a swift strike of unparalleled power. Your ability to produce sperm forever hindered because of her punishing attack. The lower half of your body going completely numb from the shock. She'd chuckle and say "Teehee not like you needed them anyway!" before backing off and lifting her knee again so she can obliterate your gems five, six and seven more times just to make sure you're properly impotent. Then on a whim she decides to just end you right there and then. She wraps her chunky thighs around your head and squeezes so you can't even breathe. The pressure making it hard to hear anything other than your own heartbeat. Can you imagine? The last thing you'd see is her dampening minge. The last thing you'd taste would be her sweat mixed with the fluids seeping from her holes. She'd murder you just because you didn't please her and she got bored. Your life thrown away like trash. Your final moments would be of humiliation and submission, all at the hands of the Goddess with the ginormous arse and pink pussy. God I wish that were me.


56e2ed  No.383160

File: c4de2157df53561⋯.png (192.2 KB, 480x300, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383156

>Strewth m8, you got a loicense for that there lock on your door?


85b819  No.383161

File: c561ebca97369d3⋯.png (283.6 KB, 1318x643, 1318:643, lol wut.PNG)


85b819  No.383162

>>383160

nah, cunt. it's tah keep me spoidas out, god's honest truth. wasn't plannin nothin.


3c9ffe  No.383163

File: ae9e70b2a205b5d⋯.mp4 (13.23 MB, 720x480, 3:2, Serial Kiwi Pumped Up.mp4)

fresh


85b819  No.383164

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

hilarious


3c9ffe  No.383165

File: 98ffb26f7c2a075⋯.png (11.09 KB, 604x608, 151:152, pointer4.png)

I posted that yesterday you cucknadian shit


56e2ed  No.383166

POSSIBLE HAPPENING: SHOOTING AT TRAM STATION IN UTRECHT


3c9ffe  No.383167

File: 0fbedea8e38d03d⋯.png (278.17 KB, 443x376, 443:376, Serial Kiwi Pepe.png)

>>383166

good guys or bad guys though

presumably it's the religion of piss


56e2ed  No.383168

File: e1bb99b0957a5b4⋯.png (919.23 KB, 968x645, 968:645, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 45869944098de11⋯.png (326.82 KB, 600x400, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 338c2a68577119a⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


85b819  No.383169

>>383165

thanks nigger


3c9ffe  No.383170

>>383168

must be mudslimes then, if it was whitey they'd scream it from the rooftops

gods I hate the kikes


56e2ed  No.383171

>>383167

>>383170

No description of the shooter in any of the links I found


56e2ed  No.383172

File: 98d55fb0afad53f⋯.png (322.15 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Salvini has agreed to block the Brexit delay lids


b141f8  No.383173

File: 1c80b8bd453c2a0⋯.png (439.08 KB, 496x641, 496:641, 1421628627784.png)


b141f8  No.383174

>>383173

>>383172

Link? Only link I can find relating to this is that that's what he's allegedly going to do, not a confirmation of what he is going to do. He also won't be the one attending the european council summit.


0fbb26  No.383175

RETALIATION! Ancient Church in Paris Set Ablaze! VIDEO

>Paris’ historical Saint-Sulpice church has gone up in flames. Firefighters are extinguishing the blaze, which burst through the doors of the 19th Century building.

>Firefighters were sent to deal with the blaze early on Sunday afternoon, Le Parisien reported. According to the newspaper, the wooden doors were on fire, and a stained glass window was damaged. The rest of the damage “seems minor,” the daily paper said.

>Dramatic footage shared on social media shows the interior of the church in flames, with smoke billowing up to its arched roof. From outside, video footage shows firefighters hosing down the burning doors

http://www.nationalisti.ro/retaliation-ancient-church-in-paris-set-ablaze-video/

Netherlands Moslem Terrorist Attack

>a guy started shooting at people in a tram in the Dutch city of Utrecht at 10:45

>killer and motive are so far unknown

>so far no deaths, but multiple injured

>schools and trams in Utrecht are closed, government talks are suspended over this and the 'headquarters' of Dutch national politics in Den Haag are being guarded by armed military police

>PM Rutte: "I can't say if this was terrorism or not, but I'm very worried"

(Dutch) https://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/4646226/schietpartij-utrecht-gewonden-gemeld

>>383158

>cunny

nonce


25c7f4  No.383176

File: 9f9e52f63dcf955⋯.png (237.18 KB, 726x720, 121:120, 1499622998-1499369390687.png)

>>383153

they make such a good target don't they

>>383153

comfy tune


25c7f4  No.383177

>>383175

>ancient

>19th century

title made me think it was some middle ages shit wat. still horrible though. aren't the French bulldozing churches here days anyway


25c7f4  No.383178

I see Herts is still Herts haha


3c9ffe  No.383179

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>383176

hullo lad

yeah the traitor-frog government is fucking up the churches and replacing them with saudi mosques and stuff


85b819  No.383180

>>383175

>c*thloid church burned

>train shot up

>nobody died in either

L O L

what a bunch of fucking failures. this is better than i hoped for, tbh. i really do want a fucking racewar; i want these mudshits to continue their aggravation until the cucks are all either killed or woke, but i hadn't imagined they would be so fucking bad at revenge yet so clearly showing their true shitty nature of violence.


85b819  No.383181

muslims are spergs


85b819  No.383182

File: da3f74793e6b70a⋯.jpg (51.79 KB, 563x749, 563:749, Jewess 775.jpg)

im ready to watch the racewar


3c9ffe  No.383183

File: df9c9e912c78dd0⋯.png (234.06 KB, 351x1024, 351:1024, ClipboardImage.png)


25c7f4  No.383184

>>383179

hey wessex

I wish macron was legit and he replaced them with temples to appolo and shit instead, Greek / roman statues covering your place of worship are so much more aesthetic than those ugly gargoyles, think that's why they put the gargoyles there in the first place they look demonic


25c7f4  No.383185

>>383183

what's that?


4324b6  No.383186

File: 7f79725ee36d03e⋯.jpg (537.16 KB, 719x938, 719:938, 1552818070664.jpg)

>>383176

>they make such a good target don't they

yeah.. 😅

>comfy tune

I know you like that one talented lad

>>383177

i don't get how stone buildings set on fire stone is so cold


3c9ffe  No.383187

File: ce1deba53ce82fe⋯.webm (15.27 MB, 720x480, 3:2, Serial Kiwi Human Bean.webm)

>>383185

guy fought back against the muslamic rayguns and shot up a couple mosques

he said "subscribe to pewdiepie" before starting and played God is a Serb, the British Grenadiers and other meme music while driving around

absolutely based

daftie made this webm

>>383184

Gargoyles might be a bit based and pagang tbh, like house gods and stuff

whatever the style it's sad to see historical architecture go


12a5b3  No.383188

File: 92cc17921606281⋯.png (884.89 KB, 970x670, 97:67, ROACH.png)

ROACH


3c9ffe  No.383189

>>383188

but of course


4324b6  No.383190

File: 21ba675d4aaae00⋯.png (187.83 KB, 299x455, 23:35, 1552904511124.png)

>A WeChat poll of Chinese users finds 60% of the 2,000+ respondents see the New Zealand mosque massacre as a revenge and "extremely sympathize" with the killer after reading his manifesto of terror.

Wow, wonder if Chinese views of Islam are affected by the Xinjiang situation and state atheism.


3c9ffe  No.383191

File: 3e81242a677c779⋯.webm (3.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Serial Kiwi tf2.webm)

FRESH KEEKS


4324b6  No.383192

File: 7dc44f89f2fbb6d⋯.png (627.79 KB, 800x533, 800:533, ClipboardImage.png)

China says 13,000 'terrorists' arrested in Xinjiang since 2014

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-xinjiang/china-says-13000-terrorists-arrested-in-xinjiang-since-2014-idUSKCN1QZ08T?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=twitter

China has faced growing international opprobrium for setting up facilities that United Nations experts describe as detention centers holding more than one million ethnic Uighurs and other Muslims.

Beijing says it needs the measures to stem the threat of Islamist militancy, and calls them vocational training centers.

looks like one of them was a neoreactionary lol


3c9ffe  No.383193

File: d86b2add38e6a7b⋯.png (238.86 KB, 410x377, 410:377, zhangfei.png)

>>383190

IMPERIUM TBH


85b819  No.383194

>>383190

lol based


3c9ffe  No.383195

File: bd2402d985b25e2⋯.webm (2.79 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Serial Look At This Kiwi.webm)

There's so much OC, I love it


4324b6  No.383196

File: c3bcc7bafc80ee8⋯.png (80.41 KB, 540x354, 90:59, D1dgGypU0AElL7M.png)

dont laugh at massacres smh

>>383195

>"look at the top of his head"

>*shoots and hat flies away*

im goin to hell for laughing smdh lad pls


25c7f4  No.383197

>>383186

C;

lol me neither but if steel beams can melt stone should too. why doesn't God just put out the fires tbh? nah just kidding sorry kamisama. everything they do something like this more people will realise what is happening so it's all worth it really

>>383187

holy fucking shit. haven't been following news or events at all, that is incredible w o w. Did he live stream it? That video is so ice cold. where do you even get a gun like that in nz lol.

mmmmmmm that inner peace of watching the west fall apart. I hope this keeps escalating I think really conflict is the only way to escape the blade Runner trandhumanist future the parasites are pushing us into

God that's amazing I only heard that there was a shooting from my mum and no other details I just assumed it was some stunt to promote gun control but THIS hahahahaha

Gargoyles give me the creeps smh we need statues showing the beauty of man to people

>>383190

Noice


3c9ffe  No.383198

File: e24c92ff600412c⋯.webm (14.76 MB, 612x340, 9:5, Serial Kiwi Vegemite.webm)


3c9ffe  No.383199

File: d9017cfda86a093⋯.pdf (867.57 KB, Great Replacement, The - T….pdf)

>>383196

it's not a massacre it's

P E S T C O N T R O L

>>383197

Yeah, he posted on 8chan links to a facebook stream, I only have 2 parts of the unedited footage, I think there's more that was cut off, and definitely more stored in his gopro or whatever, there's no footage at all of the second mosque he attacked as far as I'm aware


25c7f4  No.383200

>>383196

would rather people dont have to die but idk if there's any other way

it's nice to see a retaliation from all the terrorism being inflicted on us am I evil smh


0b7e24  No.383201

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sadbins.png)

>he's not here


3c9ffe  No.383202

File: 2801720508210ea⋯.webm (15.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Serial Kiwi 1.webm)

part 1


25c7f4  No.383203

>>383199

that's a cool manifesto but not gonna read no sir blackpilling isn't helpful to me


0b7e24  No.383204

File: 92677ca6bb163e7⋯.jpg (49.15 KB, 660x716, 165:179, 945443c6f5db8a9b630df4bbf4….jpg)

>>383202

lad, you're going to end up in the gulag smh


25c7f4  No.383205

🙏goingforawalk


3c9ffe  No.383206

File: 3a6568e1fa770b2⋯.webm (15.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Serial Kiwi 2.webm)

Part 2


0b7e24  No.383207

>>383205

Pambs, is that really you?!?


3c9ffe  No.383208

File: 8054a328c5ad515⋯.png (2.21 MB, 1797x1007, 1797:1007, Serial Kiwiwind.png)

>>383203

It's quite uplifting really

the whole thing has made me feel happiness and emotions that I haven't felt in years, even a little hope

>>383204

they've already fucked me over so much lad, I don't care


531e51  No.383209

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>that doctor who robot thing behind him

do you think he is into inflation, lads?


0b7e24  No.383210

File: 1938925ed04518d⋯.jpg (63.12 KB, 1071x561, 21:11, 1938925ed04518dda346573306….jpg)

>>383209

HE'S HERE!!!


3c9ffe  No.383211

>>383209

is that an old video or has he really kept the deflated dalek there for over 3 months?

and yes, he fucked it


0b7e24  No.383212

File: 3981551d88a746f⋯.jpg (90.58 KB, 320x277, 320:277, jahans08.jpg)

>>383211

he fucked an inflatable dalek?


531e51  No.383213

File: 7746a2018876914⋯.png (101.02 KB, 740x982, 370:491, 1506664462340.png)

>>383201

>>383210

OI LAD JUST TIDIED MY ROOM

Woke up sweaty in bed twice it's not even hot what the fuck smh

>>383211

top fucking keek it's fresh, lad


85b819  No.383214

File: 187c4fbbed1bd10⋯.jpg (364.54 KB, 1280x838, 640:419, serenity.jpg)

>>383208

me too, tbh. the whole thing was a big catharsis i didn't know i needed.


531e51  No.383215

File: 6dad45d227dd8a2⋯.jpg (101.66 KB, 632x1952, 79:244, 6dad45d227dd8a2a06717ec5ee….jpg)

He's kept the inflated Dalek there for at least 5 months


0b7e24  No.383216

File: 1c02c3534a37f07⋯.jpg (96.27 KB, 705x529, 705:529, jordan-peterson.jpg)

>>383213

>OI LAD JUST TIDIED MY ROOM


531e51  No.383217

File: aa1c8e03f39aee3⋯.png (42.42 KB, 182x196, 13:14, ClipboardImage.png)


531e51  No.383218

>>383216

w-why isn't he smiling?


0b7e24  No.383219

File: fe3b74941db8ed8⋯.png (44.16 KB, 361x509, 361:509, reesmogg.png)

Listening to Reece Mogg's on LBC

>he says NZ mosque attack was an attack on "western civilisation"

>says a bad deal is better than no deal

>says David Lammy did nothing wrong with his "white saviour" comments

FFS, he's terrible


0b7e24  No.383220

>>383218

I don't have a pic of him smiling tbh


531e51  No.383221

File: 923f8014a1d74f5⋯.png (598.96 KB, 1024x606, 512:303, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383220

It looks… painful

>>383219

keeeeeeeek. Based cold tory takes. Going to steal this and post it on /brit/


6f76e5  No.383222

File: 4fc03db312c5b7c⋯.mp4 (192.7 KB, 398x224, 199:112, 4fc03db312c5b7c514c94531fb….mp4)

>How Wessex wakes up every morning


25c7f4  No.383223

mum's friend just came in hysterically laughing and trying to talk to me drunk and handed me a bag of weed to give to my mum cuz she's sick I can't deal with this help

>>383207

it's me the cocoon boy


25c7f4  No.383224

also that post was satire and a hallucination


25c7f4  No.383225


6f76e5  No.383226

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>383225

Because he likes them BIG

>>383223

FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET

hi lad


12a5b3  No.383227

File: 201e6b8cf73cc4c⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1004x938, 502:469, bhnfh.png)

>>383226

>*sniff*


b722bc  No.383228

File: 399d93ad1dbbd95⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1078x1011, 1078:1011, ClipboardImage.png)


6f76e5  No.383229

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>383227

>>383228

I liked that one tbh


56e2ed  No.383230

>>383177

fucking yanks

>>383186

It's not the stone that catches fire it's things inside i.e. wood or carpet and because the stone keeps air in so well it gets out of control quickly and effectively burns like a furnace.


502adc  No.383231

File: 60bce5c26fb45da⋯.jpg (28.03 KB, 442x460, 221:230, IMG_20190317_203422.jpg)

Just had a package come in the mail, I stashed it upstairs as I had to catch the bus. excited wonder what it could be not opened it yet.

>>383200

Nah I agree completely lad it's only natural human feelings, just don't wanna become too much of a psycho. I used to fantasise a lot about the similar sorta stuff actually ha ha..

>>383197

As long as people love beautiful things we can always rebuild innit

>>383223

oh god lmao they must be from the nhs


6b9563  No.383232

>>383192

>flintlock pistol

lol. What was he hoping to do wish that? Get his head bashed in while trying to reload?


56e2ed  No.383233

File: 5cfb0ffd90ff31e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 801.59 KB, 615x618, 205:206, ClipboardImage.png)


6b9563  No.383234

>>383233

Didn't Tommy have a sawed off rifle?


56e2ed  No.383235

>>383234

He did but when the news first broke it was reported as a flintlock


6f76e5  No.383236

>>383232

more like use it to bash other people's heads in


12a5b3  No.383237

>>383232

if you are only looking to kill 1 person who is prominent then it is just as good


56e2ed  No.383238

>>383237

Given the high fail rate and woeful accuracy at any kind of range beyond a few meters you may just as well use a knife


6b9563  No.383239

>>383237

That's assuming you get a good shot at them, and these types usually go more for the mass killing than a singular target.


6f76e5  No.383240

File: f8f86075f81c1e3⋯.png (180.66 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383237

Looking to kill 4 specific people, but they'll have to be standing right next to each other


6f76e5  No.383241

File: b98c214132f4651⋯.png (608.8 KB, 1900x756, 475:189, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no anti-tiger gun


3c9ffe  No.383242

File: edbc93344611d71⋯.png (92.09 KB, 299x272, 299:272, don't talk to me until I'v….png)

>disabilities lady came over to appeal PIP and get me more retarded NEET shekels

>ended up having to talk to her about muh politics and outlook causing depression and stuff

think I handled it in the gentlest way I could but it was so fucking awkward

also I just tried to dip a jaffa cake in scalding hot tea, that was a mistake


56e2ed  No.383243

>>383242

did you show her your rare Brendon Tarrants?


6f76e5  No.383244

File: bf7041873cafa40⋯.png (23.53 KB, 170x260, 17:26, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a799afba3a48d30⋯.png (80.59 KB, 604x608, 151:152, ClipboardImage.png)

Lew stop posting this wojak Is wear to god

>>383242

Sure she isn't being paid to keep an eye on you now right after the shooting? THey already know you are a naughty boy. Speaking of, did that come up at all?


502adc  No.383245

>>383205

enjoy lad fresh air and sun are good for you


3c9ffe  No.383246

File: 5122f53419e8f74⋯.mp4 (15.59 MB, 640x356, 160:89, Serial Kiwi Come On Aussie.mp4)

>>383243

>>383244

nothing about that but I was loudly listening to this one as she banged on the door, it gave me a fright


6f76e5  No.383247

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Civic… wombyn?


6f76e5  No.383248

AHHHH HE TRANSITIONED


56e2ed  No.383249

>>383246

Could you make one with All You Need is Love by The Beatles dubbed over it?


3c9ffe  No.383250

>>383249

I'm a technoboomer lad

I don't know how to do anything with videos except post them


3c9ffe  No.383251

>>383247

I want to violently thrust every sword she owns into various parts of her body

fucking history thots now, what next


6f76e5  No.383252

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, fab8ea1b61164a32a18f8be184….png)

>>383251

Jesus Christ lad


6f76e5  No.383253

she's an Anglo isn't she?


3c9ffe  No.383254

>>383252

is it actually a tranny?

his body, then


85b819  No.383255

File: 7a323f55d7e84fd⋯.jpg (49 KB, 750x788, 375:394, Jewess 754.jpg)

>mannish shiksas


6f76e5  No.383256

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>383254

a wombyn yeah


12a5b3  No.383257

test


25c7f4  No.383258

>>383208

that's not good lad smh you have to find happiness within yourself

the real redpill is keeping peace of mind despite living in a world that'd drive anyone mad if they only knew

>>383226

hi 22 lad

its unironically the best thing for her I think lol she's coming off this opiate medication shit she's been on for like 10 years and is withdrawing hard trainspotting style it's kinda nutty how dependant she was cuz of something prescribed but that's the way it goes in modern medicine

>>383231

hmm hmm enjoy whatever it is lad 😌

yeee that post made me question myself a bit but you can't get past that desire to survive it kinda trumps everything else

wew I guess that can be a bit of a phase was a bit like that too in the end immigrants and the like are kinda pawns in this game so you should keep a bit of humanity but also be prepared for what is coming wahahah

>>383242

wew did you tell her about white genocide as a way to make her normieself think you're not right?

my pip got rejected a while ago even though I'm legit kinda ill enough to warrant having it. hoping to get it back cuz it was because they didn't have a doc note. you'd think they'd support someone who actually spends the money on trying to improve their health instead of special brew lol.


6b9563  No.383259

Wews is streaming with JF.


25c7f4  No.383260

>>383245

ty lad

I hope the sun comes out again soon I absolutely love sunbathing, gonna get a full body tan this year and embrace the swarthiness kek. there's a spot at the top of the garden no one can see me it's so comfy


25c7f4  No.383261

>>383259

link what's it about? standard right wing stuff?


6f76e5  No.383262

yeah getting addicted to prescription drugs is very common. At the school I worked women would take painkillers all the time

so it's only for a transitional period?

And yeah Wessex should just live his life tbh

>wew did you tell her about white genocide as a way to make her normieself think you're not right?

kind of talked to the wombyn at the job centre this. She had actually bought into the we are all going to be brown and beautiful in the future meme. fucking hell.¨

>you'd think they'd support someone who actually spends the money on trying to improve their health instead of special brew lol.

imagine having people whose job it is to decide who gets gibs. At least UBI would remove so many useless government workers

>>383261

hope not hate I believe, can't watch it now


6b9563  No.383263

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>383261

"the case pf Hope not Hate" what ever that means. Spy Collet's here too.


6b9563  No.383264

God, Mark's a tedious speaker.


12a5b3  No.383265

>>383264

he ruins every stream


25c7f4  No.383266

File: c8c1f198840312d⋯.png (146.22 KB, 365x695, 73:139, c8c.png)

solar power


0fbb26  No.383267

unf this bitch's tits are so fine. milky pale, perky, full c-cup. and she flaunts 'em. has this dumb face and voice but her t&a are mouthwatering, looks at you like she knows you want her

think she thinks I'm cute but she has a bf, mentions it every 10 seconds probably to be a teasing cunt

>>383180

baste and redpilled

>>383182

lazy and neetpilled

>>383222

damn that's gonna give him brain damage


b722bc  No.383268

>>383266

>tfw no sun-praising gf


6f76e5  No.383269

>>383264

he is a good speaker but he talks too long at a time. David Duke has the same problem

>>383267

thirsty


0fbb26  No.383270

gonna try some brie. remember it kinda tastes like dirt but in a good way


3c9ffe  No.383271

File: e6b07a0ee4072d9⋯.png (324.51 KB, 454x675, 454:675, Serial Kiwi Shitpost.png)

>>383258

had to tell her about being threatened with a beating for talking frankly about muh breggsit, being involved with the national autists and so on, was trying to explain I was worried about officially talking about depression to doctors because I don't want to be called insane and locked up, drugged or lobotomized for being a political opponent, which has already happened to some people in Britain in the past.

Bennies are only for muslamics to breed lad, goodboys aren't allowed any

>>383262

I don't have a life and that's the real reason for depression

I live in a country that has no use for me, does not want me despite being my homeland. I can't do what I want with my life and teach because of my refusal to propagate lies, I can't even work a shit factory job without experiencing inhuman hours and temp agency fuckery and having to be around foreign scum who talk in their own language and never even attempt to engage with whites.

I just don't know what to do other than rot away.


6f76e5  No.383272

>>383271

rotting away is a choice tbh


0fbb26  No.383273

>>383269

>thirsty

yesss

are you not? in the land of buxom, long-legged, pure aryan blonde women?

>>383271

>I can't do what I want with my life and teach because of my refusal to propagate lies

maybe you could teach math or science? I've thought that teaching would be something I'd enjoy too but it doesn't make enough dosh


12a5b3  No.383274

File: edc4f5b80416561⋯.png (4.13 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 7c507b14110491e96cf8d4cb15….png)

>>383271

>I just don't know what to do other than rot away.

I have a suggestion


25c7f4  No.383275

>>383262

gimme my (you) reee

what's for a period the waccy backy? ye it's good for coming off harder drugs probably it's best medical use other than the epilepsy stuff but it's mind breaking trash otherwise do not like it smh

that's really sickening I can't understand (white) people wanting and believing this ahhhhh

the people who interview you are really understanding but they just send off reports to someone who doesn't know you and decides based off pure information or something, guess it's so they don't get taken advantage of but it's also soulless

>>383263

sounds not too boring tbh if only for the meme factor


502adc  No.383276

>>383260

me too lets get that vit d. Off to cyprus in may so ill be browner than you probably lol

>>383258

i agree good advice stay positive i would not ask to live at any other time than this.

>>383266

Praise the sun


0fbb26  No.383277

be careful lads

>A man has been detained in Greater Manchester for a social media post that allegedly supports the New Zealand mosque attack.

>Officers said the 24-year-old from Oldham allegedly made a post making reference and support for the terrible events in Christchurch.

​>He was detained on suspicion of sending malicious communications.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/16/british-man-arrested-supporting-new-zealand-mosque-attack-online-post-8914580/


502adc  No.383278

File: b13cb156da8de2d⋯.jpg (241.42 KB, 550x309, 550:309, IMG_20190317_202336.jpg)

SUN Gang


502adc  No.383279

>>383277

ye are wessie should be more careful


0fbb26  No.383280

the brie tasted like butter with just a faint hint of cheesiness. it's very attractive visually, melty-looking

now having sweeted chestnut puree with vanilla extract. divine, but not quite as much as hazelnut-cocoa spread


6f76e5  No.383281

>gimme my (you) reee

here dude

>>383275

>that's really sickening I can't understand (white) people wanting and believing this ahhhhh

just inevitable dude just go with the flow that is completely natural haha

>the people who interview you are really understanding but they just send off reports to someone who doesn't know you and decides based off pure information or something, guess it's so they don't get taken advantage of but it's also soulless

the mother of one of my childhood friends tried getting gibs so much but there was never anything wrong with her so in the end she got diagnosed as having hypochondria and getting gibs for that

>>383266

>>383268

>>383276

keep praising the snow and ice is horrible and needs to be melted

>>383277

did he say subscribe to pewdiepie?


0fbb26  No.383282

>>383281

>the mother of one of my childhood friends tried getting gibs so much but there was never anything wrong with her so in the end she got diagnosed as having hypochondria and getting gibs for that

kek, they just wanted her to quit bothering them


6b9563  No.383283

>>383278

Is that the new Non Non Biyori? Need to watch.


56e2ed  No.383284

File: 9a4417ea03807db⋯.png (1.34 MB, 2120x2612, 530:653, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383277

Daily reminder that /newbrit/ is a forum for political satirists to test out new material privately in order to prevent offending the public


502adc  No.383285

>>383223

do you wrap yourself in the blankets like a coccoon when you slep cause i used to do that a lot


6f76e5  No.383286

>>383285

>tfw only your head is poking out of the sleeping bag and your brothers tape your neck to it so you can't get out

smh


3c9ffe  No.383287

File: f4f7f0e405b4bec⋯.png (2.77 MB, 1912x1060, 478:265, Serial Kiwi Keks.png)

>malicious communications

MALICIOUS COMMUNICATIONS

MALICIOUS COMMUNICATIONS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


b722bc  No.383288

File: 20983b2a7f10ab4⋯.png (31.55 KB, 1128x230, 564:115, ClipboardImage.png)


25c7f4  No.383289

>>383271

don't worry lad, as if this country has enough resources to support mental homes lol.

but i dont know what to say lad, you have to find something that gives you a reason, like live and thrive to spite society if you want to. what you see around you and what reality is to you depends on what you think it is and your attitude to life, it's like a feedback loop. I was a total hikki for so long and thought my life was done but it's just not true. idk man you gotta find someway to liberate yourself from that way of thinking. what that was for me was individual to me so i don't wanna go on too much but yea I don't wanna see you go that way lad smh


6f76e5  No.383290


b722bc  No.383291

>>383290

preaching of Islam


6f76e5  No.383292

>>383291

but it's all ironic smh, see pic in >>383284


b722bc  No.383293

>>383292

Of course lad


6b9563  No.383294

>>383291

They were doing that? Not very well. Lel.


0fbb26  No.383295

just checked up on the daily stormer for the first time in many months, I've long since written him off as a ridiculous Blumpftard / potential agent. but he's actually pretty good now, my respect for him has increased exponentially


0fbb26  No.383296

he has multiple articles shitting on Blumpf for the right reasons, he's on point


6f76e5  No.383297

File: 8229d2cdd682e5b⋯.png (2.56 MB, 1651x1100, 1651:1100, ClipboardImage.png)


85b819  No.383298

>>383288

what's this?


6f76e5  No.383299

>>383298

a muslamic board


85b819  No.383300

>>383299

why does it matter though


6f76e5  No.383301

>>383300

why do you think your sami opinion matters?


85b819  No.383302

>>383301

i haven't given an opinion


6f76e5  No.383303

>>383302

that's right, it doesn't


85b819  No.383304

>>383303

fantastic


25c7f4  No.383305

>>383276

it's on buddy 😤 that's sweet lad greek Cypriot only cypriot tbh. also cyprus is neat and all but I hear tenerefe is good this year specifically towards late April hehe

>>383278

TBH

>>383281

>the mother of one of my childhood friends tried getting gibs so much but there was never anything wrong with her so in the end she got diagnosed as having hypochondria and getting gibs for that

KEK

poor nordic boy it's practically summer already in pembs when the sun's out


25c7f4  No.383306


85b819  No.383307

File: b3e831143cf4232⋯.jpg (153.46 KB, 1000x1011, 1000:1011, Shrek-with-a-Gender-Reassi….jpg)


531e51  No.383308

>>383305

snow was about to disappear weeks ago but then it snowed a lot smh

>>383307

>white women.jpg


c114de  No.383309

File: 51082b5ad383436⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 822.91 KB, 736x981, 736:981, ClipboardImage.png)

B


9011df  No.383310

File: 9c956f833368989⋯.png (541.06 KB, 550x462, 25:21, 1551515835444.png)

Good evening


25c7f4  No.383311

>>383307

looking good, hon


25c7f4  No.383312

>>383310

good evening kay lass


c114de  No.383313

File: fb97c68681281f7⋯.png (380.19 KB, 540x358, 270:179, ClipboardImage.png)


56e2ed  No.383314

>>383297

She looks like Genesis P-Orridge keeeeeeek


c114de  No.383315

File: 85f9c9370aeaf3c⋯.png (2.51 MB, 1042x1566, 521:783, ClipboardImage.png)


3c9ffe  No.383316

File: 3348104cc3582f8⋯.png (104.62 KB, 251x242, 251:242, laugh7.png)

>>383315

>the tiny little purse


9011df  No.383317

File: 4205cd248115447⋯.png (9.4 MB, 2133x3200, 2133:3200, ClipboardImage.png)


c114de  No.383318

File: 7d920e92e5a8705⋯.png (9.45 MB, 2200x3300, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383316

she's gonna beat you up, lad


134ce9  No.383319

File: 28c4910c62bc28c⋯.jpg (741.53 KB, 3840x2560, 3:2, ChloeMoretz.jpg)

DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR CHLOE?


c114de  No.383320

>>383319

JOTARO


9011df  No.383321

File: a6fb07546a7ca0c⋯.png (869.93 KB, 960x640, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383320

KONO DIO DA!


c114de  No.383322

File: 1143374ed3dba2d⋯.png (3.24 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


bda642  No.383323

File: 3843cf068415d2c⋯.jpg (119.72 KB, 800x580, 40:29, bruh.jpg)

>>383126

tbh we drew up a treaty with them initially, it was kinda like you guys and the Indians

That biker gang is a bit gay ngl, I may not endorse the shooting at all but the way normies are acting is equally cringe

>>383170

Please don't such things at a time when 8chan is prob being investigated

>>383172

Fucking hell, I love him domestically but he's a brainlet on foreign policy. Or maybe he knows he's a US puppet and doesn't care

>>383178

LAD

>>383192

Find it funny how the world's largest communist state is basically doing breitbart shit

>>383208

There is something seriously wrong with you

>>383271

You could teach if you weren't bent on spouting nazi shit 24/7

Do something lad, or you really will have no way out by the time you hit 30

>>383288

well that's what the guy wanted


9c8966  No.383324

>>383309

you could just rest your head on that puppy and take a nap. your hair might stink in the morning though

>>383323

>Find it funny how the world's largest communist state is basically doing breitbart shit

China, Burma, and the Philippines are the only three countries that I know of that are actually doing something about Moslems


0b7e24  No.383325

File: 4bd61ff301e2144⋯.png (126.87 KB, 861x637, 123:91, 4bd61ff301e2144f9ca5d6a173….png)

>>383309

RAPPPPP!!!


c114de  No.383326

>>383325

Goodlad. You kind of disappeared before, lad


3c9ffe  No.383327

>>383323

Without even getting into "nazi shit" lad it's that "history" classes are pure propaganda. I'm sure I've spoken about this before - at A levels nowadays there's an entire week dedicated to explaining how Queen Elizabeth I could actually have been a transvestite, then there's the holobunga month, muh empire bad, muh slavery, reparashuns etc etc. Everything about how natives bad and foreign good and be ashamed and hate yourself.

just endless streams of shit that I could never in good conscience teach.


3c9ffe  No.383328

File: 7dd53feb085ef78⋯.png (16.13 KB, 464x373, 464:373, lmao.png)

>still haven't watched ep3


134ce9  No.383329

>>383327

Queen Elizabeth couldn't have been considering how important her period was, Philip II sent spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) to confirm it and Burghley had to prove it and inform the Privy Council of it.


c114de  No.383330

>383328

That's okay.


0b7e24  No.383331

>>383221

what did they say?


0b7e24  No.383332

>>383326

yeah sorry, I went outside


0b7e24  No.383333

FOR WELSHLAD!!


c114de  No.383334

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

>>383331

idno, they gave me some (You)s.

>>383332

Whatever outside means

>>383333

Why, lad…?


0b7e24  No.383335

File: 902631789f04a75⋯.jpg (148.55 KB, 832x690, 416:345, 902.jpg)

>>383310

Evening lass, I hope you're feeling well


b141f8  No.383336

File: 14302ac3bad66fc⋯.png (197.33 KB, 353x453, 353:453, 1411189707889.png)

>>383333

ABSOLUTELY BASED BINLAD


c114de  No.383337

File: 363f9e4f9aa115e⋯.png (236.11 KB, 680x544, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383336

we are friends now so that was a get for both of us


0b7e24  No.383338

File: 0cb6779df83fc57⋯.png (60.28 KB, 605x520, 121:104, 73e6c2261c6220b5035864b678….png)

>>383334

>idno, they gave me some (You)s.

they rarely have anything interesting to say tbh. It must be sad for them, all their heroes a betraying them

>Whatever outside means

I went to the shops to buy some food for dinner

>Why, lad…?

Just because I like Welshlad doesn't mean I don't like you lad…!


bda642  No.383339

File: b7dd2a453d7b925⋯.jpg (163.72 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, allein.jpg)

>>383324

>Burma

It's more complex than "mudslimes are terrorists" tbh

They have a long history to do with the Empire as to why there is communal violence there, similar in India

>Phillipines

Due to an insurgency which was fought by moderates and even communists for simple autonomy (now achieved), the likes of ISIS didn't come along till 2014 and the war has been going since 1969

>>383327

That doesn't happen. It's been less than 2 years since I did my A levels and I never had any of that shit


b141f8  No.383340

File: 178428ae8df4790⋯.gif (568.28 KB, 240x291, 80:97, 1411652644238.gif)

>Post I made over an hour ago didn't go through.

Well better do it now.

FUCK 22ST

>>383337

GET FUCKED


0b7e24  No.383341

File: d7ae6bc5597c0ec⋯.gif (378.63 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 2yr6y5rkw3g21.gif)

>>383336

>>383337

>>383340

I'm genuinely confused now


b141f8  No.383342

File: ae0cd5c4c392891⋯.gif (365.95 KB, 140x160, 7:8, 1431984577777-2.gif)

>>383338

I like you too lad.

*Ruffles your hair.*


b141f8  No.383343

File: 1c6d3ab6959bb4d⋯.gif (265.71 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1411189801078.gif)

>>383341

It's simple lad.

FUCK 22ST


0b7e24  No.383344

File: 49a0d2c24ed7d22⋯.png (779.94 KB, 1866x879, 622:293, binsroom.PNG)

oh hai, I'm The Poster Formerly Known As Bins. Yeah, you've probably heard of me. I'm kind of a big deal on rabb.it


0b7e24  No.383345

File: 27645c8e4cb55f1⋯.png (9.77 KB, 255x249, 85:83, 22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)

>>383343

lad, why?


b141f8  No.383346

File: b41d10a471c0490⋯.jpg (116.92 KB, 981x810, 109:90, 1422246285464.jpg)


0b7e24  No.383347

File: deb725bc1caedd8⋯.jpg (53.35 KB, 234x327, 78:109, beheadthosewhoinsult22.jpg)

>reminder


b141f8  No.383348

File: 8a41ef6182c5550⋯.jpg (30.08 KB, 599x449, 599:449, 1432060069744.jpg)


b141f8  No.383349

File: c2053f0d37b1710⋯.gif (835.48 KB, 499x281, 499:281, 1421550341575.gif)


0b7e24  No.383350

>>383348

lad I was so popular on rabbit last night, I was not literally drowning in pussy


b141f8  No.383351

File: 6a501448a7980c5⋯.png (278.14 KB, 408x391, 24:23, 1422222871633.png)

FUCK 22ST


25c7f4  No.383352

File: e7b47d47231a900⋯.jpg (15.56 KB, 320x200, 8:5, 5XeK9m.jpg)

night night lads

highly recommend making an infrared sauna for cheap btw feels too gud


b141f8  No.383353

File: 39fef7bc38aefd3⋯.gif (1.98 MB, 381x434, 381:434, 1422291231380.gif)

>>383350

Impressive, very nice.


b141f8  No.383354

>>383352

Night lad.

>infrared sauna

l-lad?


56e2ed  No.383355

File: 928cf1f60a8d0ac⋯.jpg (28.86 KB, 383x513, 383:513, antibully penguin.jpg)

LEAVE THE NORGIE BORGIE ALONE


b141f8  No.383356

File: 8590aab917826a0⋯.png (12.04 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


3c9ffe  No.383357

>>383354

probably causes cancer


25c7f4  No.383358

File: be55abcc89a5e22⋯.jpg (23.9 KB, 640x480, 4:3, f8dfe4ff8e22efded67f2ef4e0….jpg)

>>383354

looks like this makes me sweat so muuch


0b7e24  No.383359

>>383352

is this the real pembs?


b141f8  No.383360

File: be85b79ba99a739⋯.png (44.9 KB, 699x560, 699:560, 2670c434175adeb7350505c664….png)

>>383358

Lad wtf, this doesn't seem safe.


a97af8  No.383361

>>383358

Is this why welshies are browner?


376d9f  No.383362

>>383344

good film that, better than the Counjouring series


b141f8  No.383363

File: f70b44aa983a783⋯.png (26.68 KB, 486x443, 486:443, 1467404051477.png)


25c7f4  No.383364

>>383354

also night welshlad

>>383357

it uses the rays of the sun are you telling me the sun causes cancer?

don't answer that

>>383359

yes bin lad

>>383360

kek it's legit smh

https://drlwilson.com/articles/sauna_therapy.htm

>>383361

yus everyone just has a crispy finish


a97af8  No.383365

>>383360

FUCK WELSHLAD IMPOSTER


b141f8  No.383366

File: f2f64dea48d7d61⋯.png (188.06 KB, 405x474, 135:158, 1411630948306.png)

>>383364

Sleep tight you mad lad.


25c7f4  No.383367

>>383365

oh God I'm confused bye


b141f8  No.383368

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)

>>383365

FUCK WELSHLAD IMPOSTER CALLING ME WELSHLAD IMPOSTER


b141f8  No.383369

File: 53889a286a2049b⋯.jpg (63.2 KB, 397x797, 397:797, 1469760390977-0.jpg)


3c9ffe  No.383370

File: 0cb8f3fe61ad218⋯.png (48.8 KB, 255x183, 85:61, shrug.png)

>>383364

it does actually lad tbh


c114de  No.383371

>>383355

goodlad


25c7f4  No.383372

>>383370

thas the joke druid lad smh

also tbh pretty sure sunscreen is what causes it


c114de  No.383373

File: 92155abab47afb8⋯.png (2.95 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>pick up mummy

>she rewards me with sweeties

MAKE IT STOP


3c9ffe  No.383374

punished 22st

a lad forced to eat his sweeties


56e2ed  No.383375

File: 515db87c726c621⋯.png (527.37 KB, 720x720, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


25c7f4  No.383376


134ce9  No.383377

>>383373

>That very long combination of letters

Is Norwegian a made up language?


3c9ffe  No.383378

>>383375

she deserves to die


c114de  No.383379

>>383377

Germanic languages combine words, you do it too… sometimes

>Moonfish

But then you have "whale shark" instead of whaleshark

PICK ONE

Sjokoladeopplevelse

sjokolade

opplevelse

chocolate experience


c114de  No.383380

>>383375

Man spending other people's money, what a great person


6b9563  No.383381

>>383375

>Submission is leadership


bda642  No.383382


bda642  No.383383

>>383381

Well for women it sort of is innit


50bad4  No.383384

*barebacks*


b141f8  No.383385

File: c51acc2f8cd5cf1⋯.jpg (17.04 KB, 375x281, 375:281, 1459903964954.jpg)


c114de  No.383386

>>383384

*oils up and wrestles you*


50bad4  No.383387

>>383385

>>383386

You're going down, bear

*lathers oil all over my body in preparation for the fight*


56e2ed  No.383388

File: d4b747bf92bcb09⋯.png (481.23 KB, 803x688, 803:688, ClipboardImage.png)


c114de  No.383389

>>383387

*continues with the ERP unironically*


50bad4  No.383390

>>383389

bro… that's kinda cringe bro


c114de  No.383391

>>383388

keeek goodlad


c114de  No.383392

>>383390

Shut up. Turn around and show me that those jeans in a size too small hugging your tight oiled up arse


50bad4  No.383393

File: 6235e2f3305c940⋯.jpg (7.38 KB, 215x204, 215:204, stop varg.jpg)


28b429  No.383394

File: 444a6375a5822ff⋯.jpg (58.95 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1513143a0c3376985f5fcbe427….jpg)

>when pembs was back in the thread, but you didn't get a chance to talk to him properly before he left again

I miss you pembs!


c114de  No.383395

>>383393

Daftie told me you twerked outside her window. Give me some of that


c114de  No.383396

>>383394

he will be back again, lad let's just hope you'll be here when he visits again


50bad4  No.383397


28b429  No.383398

File: 58439927abf15bc⋯.jpg (53.88 KB, 793x786, 793:786, 58439927abf15bcf675d37c768….jpg)

>>383396

I'm too easily distracted, I keep missing him when he's in the thread


28b429  No.383399

anyone want to watch anything?


50bad4  No.383400

File: 2d51f506623ddfe⋯.png (90.48 KB, 1264x70, 632:35, ClipboardImage.png)


c114de  No.383401

>>383400

I don't get it

>>383399

nah too little time.. again smh

>>383398

poorlad. Then again so do I smh


50bad4  No.383402

>>383401

It's just a strange comment


28b429  No.383403

>>383401

>nah too little time.. again smh

I thought 8pm was the time for filmnights?


c114de  No.383404

File: 1df5b7dcbb95c81⋯.png (25.92 KB, 712x504, 89:63, 79c4eddfbf3d9afe73a08ec4f7….png)

>>383403

19:00 or 19:30 for me now tbh, 8 too but it needs to be already planned and start playing, and it needs to be something I want to watch


28b429  No.383405

>>383404

okay lad, well keep that in mind for future films

That time doesn't suit Wess though…


3c9ffe  No.383406

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh things that don't happen


1cb1ef  No.383407

terrible thread


c114de  No.383408

>>383405

we lived like weeks without Wessex, we don't need him anymore


c114de  No.383409

File: db8fd6c3e47ceae⋯.png (360.34 KB, 504x504, 1:1, db8fd6c3e47ceae2f23800857e….png)

>>383406

STOP POSTING THE LEW MEME

>those pink girl wojak platitudes

MAKE

IT

STOP


a48587  No.383410

>>383378

lad you should be careful, remember "malicious communications" article earlier? maybe leave your posts for a few mins and look 'em over like 3 times to be careful. just looking out for ya. it's normal to feel angry but unfortunately you have to be intelligent about what you say

>>383407

only because you onlu have >(39) posts in it, oh philosopher-king


28b429  No.383411

>>383408

whenever I arrange a film that's at a good time for Wess, he doesn't show up


56e2ed  No.383412

File: c3ba9b4eb56f704⋯.png (166.75 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>spic poking the dorset


1cb1ef  No.383413

>>383412

I filter him

don't have to read his low IQ posts anymore


c114de  No.383414

>>383411

keek. grandpas need their three naps a day, lad


1cb1ef  No.383415

feel p bad smh

but know there is forgiveness


3c9ffe  No.383416

>>383411

depends whether I think the film is worth watching lad

or whether I feel like I will enjoy it or just be a downer


a48587  No.383417

eating twice-reheated leftover lasagna, tastes like it sounds (i.e. good)


56e2ed  No.383418

>>383417

I didn't realise lasagne could sing


c114de  No.383419

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>her vidoes too are around the 10 minute mark

hm…


3c9ffe  No.383420

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>383419

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ARM


6b9563  No.383421

>>383419

Maximises profits because of how the algorithm works, I think


c114de  No.383422


85b819  No.383423

>>383419

>going to thailand

to finish up "her" surgeries, no doubt.


1cb1ef  No.383424

things ARE going to get better

:]


3c9ffe  No.383425

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Would anyone like to do a game night at some point? http://sauerbraten.org/

it's a small old quake clone game, very fun, nearly dead


c114de  No.383426

>>383423

smh she is an English rose


a48587  No.383427

File: 80a016c95e7764f⋯.png (33.38 KB, 827x229, 827:229, Untitled.png)

went on leddit to see what these fags think about NZ incident and hooly fuck, these people are something else


85b819  No.383428

>>383426

i can tell; she's disgusting.


a48587  No.383429

>>383427

these are the posts near the top btw, the most popular


1cb1ef  No.383430

anglo women are beautiful :]


4324b6  No.383431

File: 439d2b7cd05b53d⋯.png (511.11 KB, 1327x555, 1327:555, Jake Gyllenhaal Nightcrawl….PNG)

>>383425

I love quake so sure, not played in a while but I started at age 4 so don't be surprised if I dab epic style on everyone lol


134ce9  No.383432

>>383426

More like a Scottish thistle

>>383427

>These same people cry over the treatment of Jews in 1930s Germany

>>383430

Correct.


1cb1ef  No.383433

>>383431

roflmao dude


c114de  No.383434

>>383432

ah I thought she sounded a bit Jockish, saying daeh and waeh instead of day and weight


4324b6  No.383435

File: 6f22cd963839c6f⋯.jpg (954.55 KB, 1280x1436, 320:359, 1552275964391.jpg)

>>383358

sauns are extreme comfy i love steam rooms as well. there's somewhere in the next town over that has one for me top comfy bit expensive tho. wish the local swimming baths had one


4324b6  No.383436

>>383433

only 2000s kids will remember zomrfghwtfbbq


3c9ffe  No.383437

>>383431

Thursday night maybe then


4324b6  No.383438

File: 389ccdc3152b126⋯.png (106.18 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

open the borders, open the gates, they're my new playmates


6b9563  No.383439

>>383427

Why does it matter is other people are vaccinated? Their risk to take.


1cb1ef  No.383440

Ginger lass.


a48587  No.383441

so I browsed /r/politics for a few minutes and basically the entire thing is "zomg le ebil white nationalist/supremacist aut-like republican gnatzees control the government and want civil war and all we want is socialism, mandatory vaccines, and gay tranny niggers". like the community unanimously believes that Blumpf/Steve King/that Aussie senator are Hitler incarnate. hell they think every GOP politician is a WN boogeyman

would unironically solve the problem to just fucking balkanize, give the multiracial socialist faggotocracy half or whatever to do whatever the fuck they want and let the rural white people have the rest. everybody wins! but noooooooooooo we can't have that


c114de  No.383442


4324b6  No.383443

>>383352

goodnight pal


6b9563  No.383444

Also, anti-vaxers seem to be the new target of choice lately. Probably because they've lost so many other arguments. It's the last group of people they can safely feel intellectually superior to.


a48587  No.383445

>they get everything they want but are still miserable because they're triggered by our very existence

>we get nothing

or how about they get everything they want with half the land and we get everything we want with the other half. two men dispute a pie, give each half and tell 'em to fuck off. dumb as fuck that we can't do this


12a5b3  No.383446

>>383445

that wouldnt work because their whole belief system is built on "fuck whitey" so they wont be happy until whitey doesnt exist


6b9563  No.383447

>>383445

They'd probably be miserable regardless, because their entire outlook on life breeds misery. The white man's pretty much a scapegoat for why getting everything they wanted didn't make them happy or successful, at this point.


4324b6  No.383448

File: 806e929970dcc24⋯.png (975.75 KB, 720x717, 240:239, ClipboardImage.png)


6b1f9e  No.383449

>>383441

>>383445

I know what you mean, it's like in every country there's a 50-50 split in opinions but the idea of partition dare not be spoken aloud.

>>383427

>be fined and jailed until you consent

Consent, top fucking keeek


6b9563  No.383450

>>383448

Bet he's a laugh.


1cb1ef  No.383451

>>383448

unironically baste


6b1f9e  No.383452

>>383375

Might just convert to islam tbh lads


9011df  No.383453

I hate those sneezes that come right from the throat and make your throat really itch.


a48587  No.383454

>>383449

>muh my body my choice, muh consent

>you should be captured and thrown in a cage until you sign a form to let us inject mysterious substances into you and your kids


6b9563  No.383455

>>383449

Can't have the people who grow your food succeeding, I suppose.


9011df  No.383456

>>383452

It is the religion of peace after all. Everyone else is evil remember.


a48587  No.383457

File: f53598c5d06c66a⋯.jpg (164.36 KB, 1250x1250, 1:1, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….jpg)

>muh ebil corporations owned by greedy rich (((white men)))

>the pharmaceutical industry has our best interests at heart and if you disagree then muh alex jones


3c9ffe  No.383458

>>383453

sneezed earlier and a huge gob of snot flew onto the carpet smh


c114de  No.383459

>>383458

and it's still there


c114de  No.383460

>he's saving it for later


3c9ffe  No.383461

I cleaned it up lad smh I'm not a subhuman


6b1f9e  No.383462

>tfw no local variety of islam which is okay with dogs, cider, and bacon butties

smh


c114de  No.383463

>>383461

cleaned it up, with your mouf

>>383462

just join one of those secular islam things run by women that gets death threats all the time


6b1f9e  No.383464

>>383463

>secular islam things run by women

hwhat'st?


9011df  No.383465

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

DADA


1cb1ef  No.383466

>>383462

only one of those things is acceptable though


6b9563  No.383467

>>383457

No, I hate the BAD corporations, like the villains in Robocop. Google is awesome.


c114de  No.383468

>>383464

mosques run by women, they tried it in Germany but I think theys topped after all the death threats keek


6b1f9e  No.383469

>>383467

Facebook good, Cambridge Analytica bad


56e2ed  No.383470

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

6b1f9e  No.383471

>>383466

Cider?


1cb1ef  No.383472


6b1f9e  No.383473

>>383472

I've got my eye on you, "Dorset".


1cb1ef  No.383474

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>383473

the correct answer is dogs[and only certain breeds]

FUCK alcohol

FUCK carbs


6b1f9e  No.383475

>>383474

>only certain breeds

Ones with big milkers?


6b9563  No.383476

Keep nice dogs. Get rid of annoying cunt dogs who bark at you when you walk past. Simple as.


1cb1ef  No.383477

>>383475

didnt know you were into fucking dogs as well


1cb1ef  No.383478

>mum says she wont buy any food for me anymore like i asked

>she still does

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH


b722bc  No.383479

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

"Equus" (with Survive the Jive and John Morgan) - Guide to Kulchur, ep 13


1cb1ef  No.383480


9011df  No.383481

>>383479

I spent a year studying that play. It's weird.


1cb1ef  No.383482

>>383481

you wasted a year of your life


b722bc  No.383483

>>383480

Don't watch it then faggot

>>383481

Sounds weird


12a5b3  No.383484

22st you there lad


1cb1ef  No.383485

>>383483

i wont..


c114de  No.383486

>>383484

for 15 more min yeah


6b1f9e  No.383487

>>383477

Your mum for starters.


b722bc  No.383488

>>383485

Then why do you feel the need to comment you passive aggressive little gay


12a5b3  No.383489

>>383478

>"Give me your dishes anon and give me your washing too"

>"Thanks mum"

>Next day

>"I DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY YOU DONT EVEN DO YOUR OWN WASHING OR MAKE YOUR OWN FOOD"


12a5b3  No.383490

>>383486

made a honk just for you


1cb1ef  No.383491

>>383487

whats your wife? a cow?


9011df  No.383492

>>383483

>guy blinds horses

>rides horses naked

>has orgasm


c114de  No.383493

>>383490

m-may I see it?


6b9563  No.383494

>>383492

Why does he have to blind them?


1cb1ef  No.383495

>>383488

its a joke lad calm down

stop calling me a homosexual, as you know fully well i am not


b722bc  No.383496

>>383492

You weren't lying


4324b6  No.383497

File: 9246ea595e92d2a⋯.png (708.67 KB, 1268x712, 317:178, ClipboardImage.png)

play with her arsh


9011df  No.383498

>>383494

I think it's his kink.


1cb1ef  No.383499

>>383489

mental tbh

they just enable bad habits


c114de  No.383500

>>383497

They handled this character so well


9011df  No.383501

>>383500

>yaharrr I shuposh Sansha


6b1f9e  No.383502

>>383491

Worse. English.


12a5b3  No.383503

File: b9d4715958f71e0⋯.png (80.94 KB, 319x319, 1:1, 1525991303579.png)

>>383493

its converting


1cb1ef  No.383504

>>383502

based

i want you to suffer and you probably do too you sick fuck


1cb1ef  No.383505

wonder where all the church lads have found their wives smh

maybe they will help me get one


c114de  No.383506

>>383501

not sure if he became literally retarded or if he planned to get killed tbh


b722bc  No.383507

>>383505

Social circles, same way most people do


1cb1ef  No.383508

>>383507

yeah i guess

they usually meet up in the week and have invited me to come along


12a5b3  No.383509

>>383506

its ready


6b1f9e  No.383510

File: a5799d3f95231ba⋯.png (531.14 KB, 602x709, 602:709, ClipboardImage.png)

>Equus is a play by Peter Shaffer

>Shaffer was born to a Jewish family in Liverpool


6b9563  No.383511

>>383498

Smh. People like that need to be disposed of.


c114de  No.383512

>>383509

shomee


1cb1ef  No.383513

>>383510

oh

i thought it sounded like a typical pagan story tbh


12a5b3  No.383514

File: 4c736cbae47a7b5⋯.webm (894.12 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, honk.webm)


9011df  No.383515

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>383510

>>383511

Here's the trailer.


c114de  No.383516

>>383514

I-I don't get it


56e2ed  No.383517

>>383514

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>383516

You need a new catchphrase


6b9563  No.383518

File: ab11bbb20497012⋯.png (644.03 KB, 526x515, 526:515, beano.png)

>>383515

>when he cums at the end


12a5b3  No.383519

>>383516

hes stealing bitcoin from a wagie


c114de  No.383520

File: 75546ebad07a042⋯.png (21.2 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>383517

>You need a new catchphrase

keeek

>>383519

hehe that's funny and something people who use bitcoins can relate to I guess


b722bc  No.383521

>>383518

KEK, film trailers were so goofy back then


c114de  No.383522

File: 4ef9390fa0eb642⋯.png (32.83 KB, 806x706, 403:353, 4ef9390fa0eb6428c894b7755e….png)

work time. later lids


12a5b3  No.383523

File: 424db74182a7b16⋯.png (314.79 KB, 606x421, 606:421, 3gJ3rnu.png)

>>383520

LISTEN YOUR OILNIGGER I SPENT AN HOUR MAKING THAT YOU BETTER FUCKING SORT YOUR AUTISM SO NEXT TIME I POST OC IT GETS BETTER PRAISE THAN THAT YOU FATTY


1cb1ef  No.383524

>>383522

later

goodnight lads


6b9563  No.383525

>>383522

That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen. AHA!


9011df  No.383526

>>383522

WHERE IS MY NEWSPAPER


4324b6  No.383527

>>383525

thank you


a48587  No.383528

oh fug I found a great pairing

brie + chestnut spread on a water cracker. delicious


56e2ed  No.383529

File: 7aff63d5e7cb245⋯.png (937.9 KB, 580x857, 580:857, ClipboardImage.png)

>just made a new tape loop from an old ballet music cassette using glue instead of sellotape to join the ends (this means there's no silent gap in playback from where the sellotape covers the magnetic tape)

>breddy gud, nice rhythm to one of the sides

>remember my synth has an aux input

>mfw the noises I can make when I mess with the LFO, VCF and Delay controls


4324b6  No.383530

File: c8f0ce9cfc6ac77⋯.jpg (126.49 KB, 1029x1200, 343:400, D15ljRTUYAACwkC.jpg)

>>383529

Sounds cool lad. Are you the lad who was into those broken old kids toys that you could make cool sounds with?


56e2ed  No.383531

>>383530

Yeah lad, been working on bending a stylophone but I'm waiting on components because everyone in the UK wants sillybux for them so having to buy from the chinks


4324b6  No.383532

>>383531

that's awesome i love that stuff.


50bad4  No.383533

File: 0b6ea09d033e06e⋯.png (3.89 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, based patriotic diana.png)

Павел Погребняк: «Смешно, когда темнокожий футболист играет за сборную России»

https://news.sportbox.ru/Vidy_sporta/Futbol/national_teams/spbnews_NI990343_Pavel_Pogrebnak_Smeshno_kogda_temnokozhij_futbolist_igrajet_za_sbornuju_Rossii

>Нападающий «Урала» Павел Погребняк заявил, что отрицательно относится к натурализации.

>— Отрицательно отношусь к тому, что за сборную России сейчас играют несколько натурализованных иностранцев. Не вижу в этом смысла. Ари вообще не понимаю, зачем паспорт российский получил? С Павлюченко, кстати, это обсуждали. Смешно, когда темнокожий игрок выступает за сборную России. Марио Фернандес вот топовый игрок. Но у нас на его позицию есть тот же Игорь Смольников. Можно было обойтись и без иностранцев.


28b429  No.383534

File: 1bb3e2230a4ee52⋯.gif (586.64 KB, 487x815, 487:815, 1bb.gif)

anyone here?


28b429  No.383535

File: e45d1d19bcd8b6e⋯.png (161.27 KB, 483x470, 483:470, e45d1d19bcd8b6ef2d56b3e592….png)

>>383526

>WHERE IS MY NEWSPAPER


6b9563  No.383536

File: d48bf741226ffd5⋯.jpg (74.01 KB, 688x496, 43:31, 1329980911204.jpg)


28b429  No.383537

File: 7db180b73100420⋯.jpg (42.45 KB, 660x371, 660:371, blakes7.jpg)

>>383536

hullo lad

did you watch any more Blake's?


6b9563  No.383538

>>383537

Not yet no


28b429  No.383539

>>383538

me neither, as i recall we finished season 1

now they have Orac


6b9563  No.383540


4324b6  No.383541

>>383533

man russia is so fucked economically and demographically, feel sorry for them


50bad4  No.383542

>>383536

bruh

>>383541

eh, they're always fucked in a way, tragic history innit

I always find the demographic scare about Russia to be a purely western thing, their non-whites have always been there and there's always subtle racism towards ethnic Russians (so I hear, anyway)


6b9563  No.383543

>>383542

Have no idea what that says.


50bad4  No.383544

>>383543

oh I was briefly elated that you might be Russian

neither do I tbqh my Russian doesn't yet extend to memes


4324b6  No.383545

File: f3575a64a2aa752⋯.png (692.59 KB, 918x612, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>russia has a half chechen half jewish personal advisor to putin who is trying to create a new russian identity that includes the national minorities with high birthrates to keep the country stable as more whites die off

>he has a picture of tupac on his desk next to putin

bizzaroland

>>383542

>I always find the demographic scare about Russia to be a purely western thing, their non-whites have always been there and there's always subtle racism towards ethnic Russians (so I hear, anyway)

I don't think russia has ever had a negative birthrate before


50bad4  No.383546

>>383545

Putin isn't to be trusted tbh the oligarchs are still in control, just they have to share with the politicians a bit more now

>I don't think russia has ever had a negative birthrate before

Well it's much better than the 90s and the birthrate is going up


4324b6  No.383547

File: 605a11935c637fa⋯.png (54.21 KB, 575x581, 575:581, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383546

>when all those people retire

ouch


50bad4  No.383548

>>383547

Yeah it's going to be rough riding

They already tried to raise the pension age but life expectancy is so low they had protests over it

They'll weather it as thy always do, things will improve when the working age population starts working. For now expect to see people working as long as possible


4324b6  No.383549

File: 502b40137128880⋯.png (26.76 KB, 221x165, 221:165, 1551891244776.png)

>that period where russia will just be a bunch of old retired soviet professionals and the people paying taxes will be a small generation of young people from a period in russian history where there was no investment in education

wew


5d69c4  No.383550

>>383545

>I don't think russia has ever had a negative birthrate before

they abort like 75%+ of pregnancies


50bad4  No.383551

>>383549

Education is still undervalued, and bribery is rampant

>>383550

Not anymore


4324b6  No.383552

File: e42d234e6cfa28b⋯.jpg (425.17 KB, 667x998, 667:998, 1552558358159.jpg)

>>383550

>Despite a significant reduction in the abortion to birth ratio since the mid-1990s, the countries of the former Soviet Union maintain the highest rate of abortions in the world. In 2001, 1.31 million children were born in Russia, while 2.11 million abortions were performed.[30] In 2005, 1.6 million abortions were registered in Russia;[4] 20% of these involved girls under the age of 18.[31] Official statistics put the number at 989,000 in 2011.

What the fuck, in 2001 they were aborting a million more children than were being born.


50bad4  No.383553

CHILD: I love Hagrid!

JK ROWLING: Sadly he died from autoerotic asphyxiation in a Bangkok hotel room


4324b6  No.383554

File: 406d5c5690df0b3⋯.png (1.35 MB, 900x677, 900:677, ClipboardImage.png)

>2.11 million abortions


50bad4  No.383555

>>383552

It's lower now and declining but the soviet period fucked them badly in this regard, it's basically their form of birth control


4324b6  No.383556

>that nonce ring that used to steal poor russian children and literally abuse them to death on camera for rich european pedos


50bad4  No.383557

>>383556

Noncery is massive among Duma politicians too

Zhirinovsky is one so I've heard


5d69c4  No.383558

File: 512a77e93044a7c⋯.jpg (90.04 KB, 957x621, 319:207, angry_apu_ax.jpg)

>some creep posts a pic of two young girls on /b/, I report the post

>captcha "fxy huh"

that wasn't funny, Kek


4324b6  No.383559

File: fccf287fef4a802⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1200x800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>beto o rourke's father is worth $500 million

send in the chicom death squads and remove potato, yang


5d69c4  No.383560

>>383559

I'll never believe any politician will ever deliver again after Blumpf


56e2ed  No.383561

File: 80a91c83fb6747f⋯.png (13.44 KB, 249x255, 83:85, a97e85874c71305f16f45ef912….png)

>/b/


4324b6  No.383562

>>383560

smdh you're right


4324b6  No.383563

gn lids


5d69c4  No.383564

>>383561

>ifunny.

well /pol/ is cringe and /v/ is cringe and /r9k/ is cringe and /fit/ is cringe and /shit/ is shit, I don't watch television or movies, I don't even know what the fuck /cow/ is, I hate chr*stianity. what other top board is there to quench boredom when there's nothing else? sometimes people have funny greentext stories on there

>>383563

night lad


50bad4  No.383565

File: d2a6733133de95b⋯.png (554.03 KB, 540x648, 5:6, ClipboardImage.png)


5d69c4  No.383566

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


34db03  No.383567


5d69c4  No.383568

File: 7ad7e0778857528⋯.png (15.61 KB, 495x324, 55:36, fbi.png)

>>383567

>8chan under surveillance

it always was tbh


50bad4  No.383569

>>383567

We used to have a bunker on endchan, or was it somewhere else?


6b9563  No.383570

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Crack that whip!


c114de  No.383571

File: 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (47.14 KB, 645x968, 645:968, 1484780184128.jpg)

>>383523

sorry lad I was just confused why you were replying to me specifically I thought it#d be something I#d understand


c114de  No.383572

>>383570

nah done with that for today


c114de  No.383573

File: 578617ba9af6ef0⋯.png (16.56 KB, 1543x814, 1543:814, a9eaad493c3397140b65637c24….png)


6b9563  No.383574

>>383573

Did you just make that one?


c114de  No.383575

>>383574

No, I had it


6b9563  No.383576

>>383575

Ah, man of taste.


c114de  No.383577

>>383576

tasting some emergency salted crisps right now tbh


6b9563  No.383578

>>383577

Baste. Just had a scotch egg.


c114de  No.383579

>>383578

wew never had that. Don't like the idea of sausage meat but egg covered in breadcrumbs? might not be so bad. Had crispy chicken for the first time a few days ago


6b9563  No.383580

>>383579

It's the height of British cuisine.


c114de  No.383581

>>383580

should use some intestines to make an egg sausage thing that looks like anal beads


6b9563  No.383582

File: 7fa58d4d723e38d⋯.png (407.31 KB, 700x368, 175:92, ClipboardImage.png)

Had a fancy arse scotch egg made with black pudding once. It was like the best thing ever.


5d69c4  No.383583

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the top comments on every video for the songs in NZ stream are 50% redpilled, with the remaining 50% being baste

I didn't like this song before but now I do

>>383582

my current snack of choice is frog chestnut spread and brie on a cracker, absolutely delectable pairing, luxurious. tomorrow I'll try it with some frog wine mummy bought


5d69c4  No.383584

looked on r/the_donald and even those fags are saying "subscribe to pewdiepie" and shit. this is fucking real boys, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK


5d69c4  No.383585

File: b808266112f6591⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1147x897, 1147:897, EU.png)

you have the white man-hating libshits that refuse to see anything from any angle other than 'everything that is antithetical to straight white cis male' and then you have the right wingers where even the Blumpftard/Breitboomer complete normies DGAF about literal daftyism, that's how jaded they are

for awhile I've been thinking Blumpf getting elected was bad because it relieved white anger, but I've changed my mind. people feel BETRAYED by him (worst feeling) so the whole 'pressure release valve' theory goes down the drain. and the whole series of events brought anti-immigration, nationalist rhetoric into the mainstream and most importantly created massive polarization and hatred on both sides. the animosity is just going to keep increasing, this situation is not sustainable in the long-run


c114de  No.383586

>>383584

keek based. I hope Pewdiepie doesn't cuck too hard


5d69c4  No.383587

>>383586

I bet he will 'cause he's making 10+ million USD worth of swedish kronor a year, and he made a lot less in 2017 due to meme gnatzee controversy with advertisers. the more he cucks, the more millions of dollars he makes

allegedly the subleddit dedicated to him is cucking hard, there used to be Hitler memes and stuff and they're shutting it all down

I never go on leddit but I did some exploration on there today for some insight into the status quo of the normalnigger psyche. the take-away is that the polarization is getting extreme, left is crazier and more hateful than ever and the right is utterly sick of it all


5d69c4  No.383588

File: b115d6075a7d34c⋯.webm (182.72 KB, 480x360, 4:3, popcorn.webm)

>The White House was quick to dismiss any suggestion that Trump should be connected to the massacre or the alleged attacker. In an interview on “Fox & Friends” on Monday morning, Kellyanne Conway, counselor to the president, urged the public and the media to read the entire manifesto, noting that Trump’s name is mentioned only “one time.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-response-to-new-zealand-massacre-highlights-his-combative-history-with-muslims/2019/03/18/bca24248-4996-11e9-93d0-64dbcf38ba41_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d4697b17e812


c114de  No.383589

>>383588

kek. Is it even coherent?


5d69c4  No.383590

File: 078481351508fc5⋯.mp4 (895.36 KB, 640x360, 16:9, remove saracens.mp4)

>>383589

I haven't read it but any open-minded (politically right or maybe even neutral) normalfag that reads it is going to swallow some serious redpills. they do NOT want people reading that thing and here you have this Fox news host blonde chick close to Blumpf telling people to read it

it doesn't mention jews at all


5d69c4  No.383591

well it does one time but it's just like "I don't hate jews if they're in israel and leave us alone"


c114de  No.383592

File: 6dc4e409523d6d9⋯.png (217.93 KB, 1157x623, 13:7, ClipboardImage.png)


5d69c4  No.383593

File: 5dd7a3fc1160f07⋯.png (106.53 KB, 723x817, 723:817, judenburg.png)

>>383592

>$45

plus shipping, probably


c114de  No.383594

File: 5c9f246b6fc0c36⋯.png (59.8 KB, 534x303, 178:101, ClipboardImage.png)

Prosecuting ideas? What?


c114de  No.383595

>>383593

100 dollars if he's used it for a cum rag


5d69c4  No.383596

night lad, extremely tired. got like 3 hours of sleep last night and it's 1am now


c114de  No.383597

>>383596

nigh nigh lid. planning on getting 6 this night tbh


6b1f9e  No.383598

>>383569

infinity.next I think


3c9ffe  No.383599

File: 8d5e6d6ab8df553⋯.png (116.19 KB, 467x496, 467:496, ascendedpepe.png)

File: eacdd9ce9964052⋯.png (719.23 KB, 477x750, 159:250, megakeek2.png)

>infinity next


6b1f9e  No.383600

>>383599

I found the site really good to use while we were there tbh, though I think it was only as responsive as it was because we were the only posters.


3c9ffe  No.383601

File: afdb9dd5fa93611⋯.mp4 (2.66 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Serial Kiwi Ex.mp4)

FRESH


85b819  No.383602

File: c428a795fe44d49⋯.jpg (57.7 KB, 788x614, 394:307, c428a795fe44d4947e8879d755….jpg)

lol


56e2ed  No.383603

>>383590

>>383589

>but any open-minded (politically right or maybe even neutral) normalfag that reads it is going to swallow some serious redpills

no they aren't they'll laugh at it because it's rambling nonsense written with the spelling, grammatical and prosaic skill of a 10 year old who just wants to spout memes

>doesn't mention jews at all

except it explicitly does, he claims he has no issue with Jews except the ones who want to subvert western culture and that one of his best friends is an Israeli Jew


85b819  No.383604

File: 544531ff04e2ac6⋯.png (59.94 KB, 650x900, 13:18, dorset stress.png)

>i'm a virgin but i'm hot as fuck and really sexual

>i have lots of women trying to fuck me but i want a serious relationship

>i've tried using my virginity to lure women into a relationship before and it worked, but she eventually told me she's married so i fucked off

>how do i find a girl who wants a relationship and doesn't just want to fuck me

>being attractive is frustrating

does dorset still post?


1cb1ef  No.383605

>>383604

hello?


3c9ffe  No.383606

LMAO

Someone was so asshurt at a comment I left on a climate change rally video they reported me and "youtube legal support" emailed me and removed it

fucking censorship retards

All it was was speaking about the solar cycle and natural climate change, how the majority of pollution is generated by developing nations, and how Europeans are part of the natural ecosystem and need to be assured of survival and have the right to their own territory.. Far too triggering for the leftards I guess


3c9ffe  No.383607

File: ca2dd9908491e7b⋯.png (27.03 KB, 1131x153, 377:51, ClipboardImage.png)

scrolling through the approved comments

literally a fucking doomsday cult lmao


1cb1ef  No.383608

>>383606

leftards BTFO epic style

FUCK clean air and saving the planet


85b819  No.383609

>>383605

i just wanted to know if you still posted, because i found something funny that reminded me of you


1cb1ef  No.383610

>>383609

what was it?


3c9ffe  No.383611

File: 9dd4366b2fb31fc⋯.png (184.57 KB, 508x524, 127:131, smh.png)

>it's a hyperbole episode


85b819  No.383612

>>383610

i was my initial post


1cb1ef  No.383613

>>383612

speaking of yourself?


85b819  No.383614


1cb1ef  No.383615

>>383614

being an attractive virgin


85b819  No.383616

>>383615

im not a virgin


1cb1ef  No.383617

>meat eater has something wrong with him

>it MUST be his diet

>meanwhile every single vegan is a sick freak who is dying


1cb1ef  No.383618

>>383616

oh……..


56e2ed  No.383619

File: f57fc396efb9a41⋯.mp4 (2.85 MB, 416x720, 26:45, liyf.mp4)


4324b6  No.383620

>>383619

what happened? is he ok


56e2ed  No.383621

>>383620

dunno keek, probably got heatstroke from fucking about so much


85b819  No.383622

>>383620

david fell goliath


85b819  No.383623

all ive eaten today was meat, im going to go have a cheeky 5am steak, tbh.


85b819  No.383624

actually nah, i dont want to get up.


4324b6  No.383625


85b819  No.383626

>>383625

hubris got the better of him, eh. dancing and no worry,. look at him now


1cb1ef  No.383627

>>383623

think steak is overrated tbh


1cb1ef  No.383628

dont get how people can eat eggs mixed with something like mince

i only eat boiled eggs


1cb1ef  No.383629

i hope mother has spoken to that woman about getting her to visit me and talk about apprenticeships available


68b9fe  No.383630

File: aac82ff1be99dd9⋯.png (4.97 KB, 284x339, 284:339, B239C59C-F491-464A-AA9F-45….png)

FUCKING SMOKER IS GOING TO SIT NEXT TO ME AND SPOIL THE TASTE OF MY BLT

DADDY MADE THIS FOR ME

TRASH


3c9ffe  No.383631

>>383628

egg mince sounds kind of interesting tbh

like a thick meaty omelette


1cb1ef  No.383632

>>383630

WHEEZE

COUGH

WHEEZE

[my laughter]


1cb1ef  No.383633

>>383631

fucking disgusting YUCK


3c9ffe  No.383634

>>383630

carry around some mints and tictacs and stuff and unsubtly offer them to her every time


1cb1ef  No.383635

*deliberately smokes fat cuban cigars around kay*


56e2ed  No.383636

File: bb4c6c117a31423⋯.png (103.33 KB, 255x252, 85:84, ClipboardImage.png)


68b9fe  No.383637

>>383634

>she will take them and not realise

>>383635

DUDE I have asthma :(


3c9ffe  No.383638

File: 39ec272a5a3445b⋯.png (156.07 KB, 360x359, 360:359, autismpepe.png)

>newbrit meetup 2

>manlet smoking a cigar as big as he is and blowing it at an even smaller womanlet

>lardlanklet who hasn't brushed teeth in a week using lots of words beginning with H and breathing down at her

>maybe herts turns up with a horrific kebab smell

>22st


1cb1ef  No.383639

>>383637

so do i, probably

i dont like other people smoking indoors, but i love to smoke by myself lol


85b819  No.383640

File: 2f12081c997cadb⋯.jpg (36.1 KB, 850x400, 17:8, 1552990091033.jpg)

/int/ european time is boring as fuck


1cb1ef  No.383641

>>383638

>herts turns up and tries to chat her up like a PUA