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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 692a69d4efd48a6⋯.png (377.67 KB, 590x350, 59:35, ClipboardImage.png)

9655ad  No.375540

Dover migrants: Border Force launch emergency search after EMPTY boat seen off Kent coast


>THREE lifeboats, a helicopter and Border Force officials launched an emergency search after an empty boat was seen floating off the Kent coast this morning, it has been confirmed.

>It is unknown how many people were on the dinghy or where they are now. A number of lifejackets were also been spotted near Shakespeare beach. Confirming the operation, the Home Office said in a statement: “Border Force is currently dealing with an ongoing small boat incident off the Kent coast.

>“Further details will be provided once the situation has been resolved.”

>The search has since been called off after no-one was found.

>The latest update comes less than a week after a group of 34 migrants were brought to shore after trying to travel to the UK in a small boat.

>Once safely brought to shore, all on board were transferred to immigration officials for interview.

>Nearly 100 people are thought to have tried to cross the English Channel in small boats so far this year.

Theresa May under pressure to consider Brexit delay


>Theresa May is facing growing calls to say she would delay Brexit rather than leave the EU if no deal is in place by the end of March.

>A new plan from some Tory MPs suggests ministers postpone Brexit until 23 May "to conclude negotiations".

>It is being suggested as an alternative to cross-party proposals which would see MPs take control of the process.

>Dutch PM Mark Rutte warned Mrs May the UK was "sleepwalking into a no-deal scenario" and needed to "wake up".

>The pair met at a summit in Egypt, as she presses EU leaders for more concessions to her deal.

Trump and the North Korean leader 'have a chance' to achieve total denuclearization


>President Trump remained coy on the itinerary for his meeting with Kim, but promised the two-and-a-half day summit would be 'interesting'

>Trump declared that him and Kim Jong Un have developed a 'very good' relationship over the past year and do manage to see eye-to-eye on matters

>He cooled any expectation of a profound breakthrough in denuclearization talks in a convoluted speech that hinted at total disarmament - 'but maybe not'

>In a tweet, Trump predicted that North Korea could become an economic superpower if it acquiesced the the US' demands to disarm

9655ad  No.375542

File: 3c4dc866f4c16a6⋯.jpg (238.83 KB, 936x1200, 39:50, tumblr_ojvrlkcS0y1u0qzj2o1….jpg)

first for beautiful anglo womyn

e38185  No.375543



e38185  No.375544

nice linking keek

e38185  No.375545

9655ad  No.375546

File: 0807152b840d7e2⋯.jpg (65.87 KB, 500x749, 500:749, 0807152b840d7e2143681d34cb….jpg)


i know i probs did something wrong because ive never made a thread before but i cba


7d6bbc  No.375547

File: 40d6e8b66781b0e⋯.png (313.09 KB, 823x766, 823:766, ClipboardImage.png)


e38185  No.375548

Told the bosswoman no. Based. Fuck her.


>i know i probs did something wrong because ive never made a thread before but i cba

You did fine okay I guess smh


keek. They only react to that to non-londoners? Or to anyone saying hullo?

e38185  No.375549

File: 0b667ea9e2d9469⋯.png (2.55 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 57d4d80f6f0ad3e⋯.png (1.83 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Anyone seen this?

381221  No.375550


panzie make me an entire cyberpunk apartment chipset for rpg maker 2003 okthankyou ta

also make me an old detective in a long coat sprite with all walking animations


381221  No.375551



e38185  No.375552

File: 3693cd6065f8454⋯.png (120.63 KB, 2100x1200, 7:4, cool lad.png)


>old detective in a long coat

381221  No.375553


He's beautiful. Might actually steal this design keek

ff3bd5  No.375554

File: df37be82ebf0503⋯.png (241.2 KB, 500x500, 1:1, tumblr_nqasfgtG4I1tbzd8wo1….png)

oh my internet is back at last


no to what lad?

>You did fine okay I guess smh



chipset? like a tileset for an isometric top down thing? also no, pay me ok thankyou

ff3bd5  No.375555

*plays minecraft just like the bad old days*


e6eb75  No.375556


>oh my internet is back at last

what happened?

6ba0f0  No.375557

File: 0cfb42c6ca59a3a⋯.png (6.88 KB, 454x408, 227:204, f6ab45a6d8dd6b3d34b1f91c71….png)

15200b  No.375558

File: 22110bfdf6b7697⋯.jpg (26.14 KB, 447x305, 447:305, emd.jpg)

6ba0f0  No.375559

File: 2fd3976f9ade2e5⋯.png (64.73 KB, 1400x800, 7:4, 2fd3976f9ade2e537616b71bd0….png)


>He's beautiful.

yes. yes he is.

ff3bd5  No.375560


shitted out for 30 minutes or so


she's pretty but the way she's pouting makes it look like she has a bit of negroid in her

a9c11f  No.375561


>griefing kid's servers with me buds back when the first multiplayer demo came out

I was a bit of a dick. lol.

6ba0f0  No.375562


this meme is the truth tbh

Londoners are so up their own arses, for no good reason whatsoever. London is a fucking dump

15200b  No.375563

File: 168223f18448cec⋯.jpg (23.53 KB, 357x309, 119:103, nm87.jpg)

a9c11f  No.375564


Do you ave alectricity down there yet? lole. I know the Qween, I do.

6ba0f0  No.375565


>Do you ave alectricity down there yet?

One Londoner asked if we have duvets in the North. He wasn't even joking. He thought duvets were some modern cosmopolitan thing, and outside of London people still used sheets and blankets

ff3bd5  No.375566


its because there is no such thing as a "londoner", london is so multiculti, such a mix of people thrown in together that it causes everyone to be on their guard, so everyone is a stranger to everyone, therefore nobody wants to talk to anyone or even just say hello

a9c11f  No.375567


London's like the America of England.

>hey, y'all live in castles, right? Do you still have pirates?

e38185  No.375568


no to working tonight. I know she only asked because there is extra work smh

e38185  No.375569



Hi handsome. Seen >>375549?

Also I want to watch vid related https://ffmovies.ru/film/alita-battle-angel.rjp5q/vvnkr62 when there is a better quality out there. Not even the koreans could help us this time smh

a9c11f  No.375570


It'd be fun to watch the Alita OVA to prepare. Haven't seen it in ages.

e38185  No.375571



>the Westie pout

e38185  No.375572


but that'd be like a spoiler smh

7d6bbc  No.375573

File: 57ad38df554ae3a⋯.png (77.16 KB, 250x189, 250:189, ClipboardImage.png)

Just tried jellied eels lads

>this is the kind of shit SA LARPs about how much he loves

e38185  No.375574


>jellied eels

jesus christ why

7d6bbc  No.375575

File: 58a5897ed23e5f3⋯.png (558.24 KB, 799x470, 17:10, ClipboardImage.png)


I've always been curious to try them and they were reduced really cheap so it seemed like a good opportunity… The eel meat is actually really nice but the jelly is foul.

a9c11f  No.375576


What's eel taste like?

e6eb75  No.375577

File: 0050bda6aa73849⋯.mp4 (12.19 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, based and redpilled.mp4)

fuck bikers, lol

a9c11f  No.375578


Can't tell if that was an accident or not. Did he died?

7d6bbc  No.375579

it's like eating a pork pie but instead of lovely pastry crust there's just a shitload of the jelly on the outside


Light seafood taste, a bit like un-seasoned salmon, but there's not much of an aftertaste which is nice. There was also a bit of a peppery flavour but I expect that's from the seasoning.

e6eb75  No.375580


I don't know any of the context, either tbh, Looks like road rage to me.

e38185  No.375581


just look at it. come on. nobody wants to try that

7d6bbc  No.375582

File: 0cf2af41db1e685⋯.png (729.7 KB, 770x431, 770:431, ClipboardImage.png)


t. Scandi

6ba0f0  No.375583


I've not seen The Void tbh, is it good?

e38185  No.375584


well yeah I don't eat the crap we make either


dno, looks interesting

ff3bd5  No.375585


>well yeah I don't eat the crap we make either

not very patriotic of you, lad

e38185  No.375586


Potatoes aren't even native to the land smh

a9c11f  No.375587

>not eating shite food to piss off the furriners

381221  No.375588

File: 83c3ceecc53bb32⋯.png (113.15 KB, 529x386, 529:386, 1550522801332.png)

shave and a haircut have made me look so much better

feeling good lads

7d6bbc  No.375589

>>375588 (honked)

good boi, when's your next driving test booked for lad?

e38185  No.375590


show us before and after pics, lad. I know you have them


>eatign shit meansy ou win


f5e97b  No.375591


>SA LARPs about how much he loves

Keek he tries so hard

e38185  No.375592

File: 9c268d9864cc142⋯.png (3.35 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 79397097dc605aa⋯.png (101.96 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, ClipboardImage.png)

oof shouldn't have had that last burger and chips

a9c11f  No.375593


Baste and Evropean.

ff3bd5  No.375594

e38185  No.375595

File: 33a7e899e9e196f⋯.png (250.02 KB, 388x502, 194:251, 33a7e899e9e196f53b8bf3ded1….png)

7d6bbc  No.375596

File: 0de7d7ee0394619⋯.png (358.63 KB, 644x429, 644:429, ClipboardImage.png)


Honestly the way he is makes me think he's a yank. I picture him as being like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

>Cor' bloimey mistah oi can't wait to grub up on some jellied eels and then pop down the boozah for a little jolly rogerin' in the lav. I ain't not never not looking forward to that.

e38185  No.375597

File: 74b99e653d87692⋯.png (1.59 MB, 800x1199, 800:1199, ClipboardImage.png)

e38185  No.375598

File: e1c10183937fa2b⋯.png (793.87 KB, 826x960, 413:480, ClipboardImage.png)

The Kaydog

e38185  No.375599

File: 1a40036e51ee916⋯.png (1.08 MB, 951x960, 317:320, ClipboardImage.png)

The Lewdog

7d6bbc  No.375600

File: be3ffbd66d171aa⋯.mp4 (1.22 MB, 640x640, 1:1, Goodboi.mp4)

282e2b  No.375601

the "news" in the OP is really triggering smh




I saw The Endless, I think it's part of a trilogy and The Void is one of the sequels, maybe

wouldn't mind seeing it


poor things tbh, hate selective breeding for retarded traits like that

what is the utility of having such a muzzle?

e38185  No.375602


What's the utility of ginger hair?

282e2b  No.375603


dunno lad you tell me seeing as you are ginger and I am not

e38185  No.375604



It's okay, lad

15200b  No.375605

File: 7dc2e90be8e9011⋯.jpg (51.59 KB, 640x628, 160:157, 7dc2e90be8e90117adccaa508a….jpg)

282e2b  No.375606

smh lad stop trying to wind me up

there's loads of photographic evidence

7d6bbc  No.375607


How does such a low-quality photo exist in this day and age?

e38185  No.375608

File: 3608787a2ce29e2⋯.png (914.43 KB, 767x807, 767:807, ClipboardImage.png)

Absolute unit

e6eb75  No.375609


>literally makes this comment

how does it feel to be this gay, anon? look, tits. there you go.

*siiip* yaep.

15200b  No.375610


can you find a better high res or original sauce?

e38185  No.375611




I'm not feeling it either. post a sexy woman

15200b  No.375612

File: aad0c35385b6783⋯.jpg (151.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, WIN_20190214_17_37_23_Pro.jpg)

e38185  No.375613


that one of your trannies, lad?

7d6bbc  No.375614


It looks like it was taken on a potato. Probably been edited to fuck and the artefacts are from whatever shitty app the ugly ho used.

>*siiip* yaep.

keeek, warwickshite is that you?

15200b  No.375615

File: f4a3e8da7594b1c⋯.jpg (328.07 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, IMG_20181220_060651_169.jpg)


it's sophowo

e38185  No.375616

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


e38185  No.375617


Oh god it is. la creatura tranny tier

86326f  No.375618

File: f4bc4ebe9c1e13c⋯.jpeg (204.84 KB, 1080x1044, 30:29, 8DD6D827-7EBA-4491-A311-F….jpeg)

*airdrops to you on the train*

282e2b  No.375619

File: 975f3aa39e7b256⋯.png (178.69 KB, 608x596, 152:149, ClipboardImage.png)

15200b  No.375620


what does that mean?

282e2b  No.375621

File: d349c152b48b5b9⋯.png (64.96 KB, 580x580, 1:1, backpack cuck.png)

File: dadf8d1892f9266⋯.png (1.07 MB, 720x899, 720:899, hotwheels backpack cuck.png)

e38185  No.375622

File: 759951e9e4057fd⋯.png (93.17 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 759951e9e4057fd372550e55c6….png)



e38185  No.375623


he should have kept ziggeh around for pics like this. Did you quit your job yet? I stood up to the bossman today tbh. Fuck that shitty route he proposed

ff3bd5  No.375624


sorry lad


fat tbh. hate thots who aren't even hot who do this shit

7d6bbc  No.375625

File: f68e43c435439d3⋯.png (6.4 MB, 1696x5283, 1696:5283, ClipboardImage.png)

e38185  No.375626

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Need a route where I don't meet so many people smh


>fat tbh. hate thots who aren't even hot who do this shit


ed5aa8  No.375627

File: 3a1560fe4d4ee41⋯.jpeg (150.73 KB, 850x910, 85:91, 2D280CE9-0B83-4C4B-A5CB-1….jpeg)


I’ll quit when I get something new. Need to apply for another today. When I get one, I will just call in and say that I am not coming in anymore. Then I will do my exit interview usually done in person over email and send it to the CEO too so he knows what cunts his managers are. Including mentioning when the manager talks about sex and how female bodies work in front of his mainly female team. Also the bitch manager has a I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER CUT so she deserves to be punished for that alone.

I will destroy them.

ff3bd5  No.375628


i miss when you worked at the garden centre tbh

why did you change to the office job?

e38185  No.375629

File: f741c33c76cebe5⋯.png (967.78 KB, 998x629, 998:629, f741c33c76cebe5f4be60ef4d0….png)


Oh now hat did you do to my BOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY

>Including mentioning when the manager talks about sex and how female bodies work in front of his mainly female team.

But we do that all the time to you smh

e38185  No.375630

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Thanks for the sound effects, yanks. every time

7d6bbc  No.375631

File: 03fd63a329ad525⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.02 MB, 1080x1766, 540:883, ClipboardImage.png)


ff3bd5  No.375632


what is this pic lad

ff3bd5  No.375633


all of those pics look shopped, but also, what the fug

ed5aa8  No.375634


I was fed up of retail and wanted more money and if I hadn’t moved from the garden centre I’d have never met the prince. I do miss working around flowers though.

e38185  No.375635

File: 27dffcc677e346a⋯.jpg (57.91 KB, 798x661, 798:661, 1549383565819.jpg)


>that horse girl in class


Jazz poppin' with the Godfather commenting.

7d6bbc  No.375636


It's a famous quote from The Godfather crudely superimposed over that tranny who for some reason yanks are obsessing over


The thing is, even if it is fake (not just the tits but like the story and all) it's still fucking weird because she's the one who made it all

ed5aa8  No.375637


You’re not liberals and cucked though. Plus this manager has messed me around so much in dumping all the crap he’s done in one email.

f5e97b  No.375638


Kek, yeah or he's he's GCHQ's idea of what a young right wing man is like


Who in the fuck made that image?

7d6bbc  No.375639


>Who in the fuck made that image?

see >>375625 it's from that thread or the follow up

ff3bd5  No.375640


link to the post? you seem to have screenshotted it from a blind downie's computer


well now that you've met the prince i suppose you can do anything, tbh

ed5aa8  No.375641


Plan is, I’ll move first. Then he will move to work in whatever town or city I work in and we’ll get somewhere rural with good transport links. Then we will have a baby.

7d6bbc  No.375642


I don't think there's anything left of her on Reddit it got purged hard, but I do have her /r9k/ appearance https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/43285178/#43294363

the /pol/ threads she posted in may have survived also

e38185  No.375643

File: 1ce56d85f70fb7e⋯.png (8.08 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>the pic I'm not showing is where I make a soy face next to its cock and balls

7d6bbc  No.375644


>we’ll get somewhere rural with good transport links

AKA a future London borough. No point in going rural if you haven't got your own transportation.

ed5aa8  No.375645


Well learning to drive will go on the list of plans then. We get very overwhelmed in big cities.

e38185  No.375646


You can drive, right? It's just the turns

7d6bbc  No.375647

File: c806cfd0cc1fb9a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 57.91 KB, 973x464, 973:464, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cd00e5fd6ae0658⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 443.14 KB, 400x492, 100:123, Pie.png)

7d6bbc  No.375648

didn't mean to spoil that, it's sfw

ed5aa8  No.375649


I am drive more than he can.

e38185  No.375650

File: 2139a1afc04cc02⋯.mp4 (11.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, driving k style.mp4)

>And then the engine died and Kay got the last laugh


>I am drive more than he can.

Are you drugged?

ff3bd5  No.375651


did not need to read this shit today jesus christ

e38185  No.375652


that's pretty tame tbh

7d6bbc  No.375653

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>I am drive more than he can

I can lock all my doors,

it's the only way live,

in cars

282e2b  No.375654


not your fault the news is shit smh


see the earlier thread screencap

early 8chan days

7d6bbc  No.375655

File: b08ab31867bb82e⋯.jpg (2.41 MB, 1600x8500, 16:85, TileGuy.jpg)

tileguy was quality too

ff3bd5  No.375656


probably compared to what you wrangle your johnson to yeah


ta lad

e38185  No.375657


>probably compared to what you wrangle your johnson to yeah

t. draws bois with their nips out

ff3bd5  No.375658


>t. draws bois with their nips out

u wot lad

ff3bd5  No.375659

who'se the one who made the banner with a drawing of are beloved westie as a gay furry [with his nips out]

ff3bd5  No.375660


eef549  No.375661

File: a19d6de7cd04388⋯.png (10.38 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 1551043893144.png)


>when he makes you sound more autistic than you actually are

e38185  No.375662


don't make me post it, lad, it will confirm your homosexual tendencies for everyone to see and there will be no going back. People will call you gay, but this time it will sting because they actually mean it and don't say it jokingly.


What do you mean that's my normal voice

e38185  No.375663

File: 6e56695286cd9fd⋯.png (9.45 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Don't worry he's just happy to see you. You should be honoured, he's the King's horseIn the play.

e38185  No.375664

>used to think horse sausage was made from horse penis

35f57f  No.375665

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)

7d6bbc  No.375666

File: 91b68cac53cd6ec⋯.png (284.08 KB, 500x324, 125:81, ClipboardImage.png)


in chink countries it is

e38185  No.375667


Oi, lad. Got a gf again?

e38185  No.375668


Oh God no

35f57f  No.375669

File: c4df27088916ee9⋯.png (11.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, c4df27088916ee9fc5861f17b1….png)


n-not yet hehe…

got the sniffles, my mother gave them to me smh

i REFUSE to let my body have a cold

life WILL be good

7d6bbc  No.375670

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e38185  No.375671

File: b96904351711a16⋯.png (5.66 KB, 189x49, 27:7, ClipboardImage.png)


ff3bd5  No.375672


>those trips

>this post

why must china be like this

7d6bbc  No.375673


for >>375668


watch the video I just posted

e38185  No.375674



23b82b  No.375675

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e38185  No.375676


>needing a video instruction for this achievement


e38185  No.375677

imagine playing on American servers

7d6bbc  No.375678

you'd think that after 1000 years the Chinks would have realised that it doesn't actually make your own one bigger

35f57f  No.375679

going to steal some minoxidil tbh lads

e38185  No.375680


B-boomer lad, that you?

e38185  No.375681


Keek. I have 6 bottles I never bothered to use

381221  No.375682

File: fe80d6ca8805a63⋯.png (298.23 KB, 400x541, 400:541, leon1.png)


>tfw still have super rare achievement from like 2007 on my account

don't think I'll ever play an mmo again… feels… kinda wanna play classic

35f57f  No.375683


send em to me lad

or are they out of date?

7d6bbc  No.375684


no lid, why?

e38185  No.375685


Sounded like something boomer lad would say smh. Where is he now?


out of date I think

35f57f  No.375686


have they all turned into foamy shit?

e38185  No.375687


oh I don't think they are expired. Says they expire 08/19

f61bb1  No.375688


Google translate fails me so I don't know tbh.

7d6bbc  No.375689

File: 68477064a9eed53⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 245x245, 1:1, nance.gif)


>Where is he now

he's dead, wrapped in plastic

35f57f  No.375690

File: f52bc06fa8da54e⋯.png (409.19 KB, 500x775, 20:31, 1549040571271.png)

eef549  No.375691

File: 2fd0f2a8e5e0cd6⋯.png (25.31 KB, 853x123, 853:123, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 31178ba3a60512d⋯.gif (105.23 KB, 511x512, 511:512, 1550699136546.gif)

e38185  No.375692


Hm, only one of the words are dialect.

It should say "at Lerkendal but nobody is playing", grammar isn't the best but it's written the way you'd talk.


I've heard nothing of this. They plotted his murder and called him out to the scene? Why?



282e2b  No.375693

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)


>the definition of mental impairment changes depending on what ethnicity and gender you are so I will never get the bennies I need to become a functioning human bean

e38185  No.375694

File: 5c21c1a730a7653⋯.png (3.23 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

e38185  No.375695

File: f7d82612363f8a2⋯.png (298 KB, 937x638, 937:638, 1550669266939.png)

>wanting to be retarded

35f57f  No.375696


i just dont get it tbh

7d6bbc  No.375697

If I were boomerlad it would be more like

you'd THINK that

after 1000 YEARS the CHINKs

would have realised that it doesn'tactually

make your own one BIGGER

ff3bd5  No.375698


>the definition of mental impairment changes depending on what ethnicity and gender you are

so they admit that womyn and wogs are less intelligent and have lower standards accordingly or what?

282e2b  No.375699

File: f143c529b360914⋯.png (377 KB, 530x380, 53:38, joker2.png)


the utter state of modernity

the more incapable you are the more advantages you get in this society that we live in

35f57f  No.375700

the absolute STATE of wessie in 2019

e38185  No.375701


KEEEK yeah that sounds about right


because you're retarded


That's socialism in general for you

35f57f  No.375702

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


35f57f  No.375703

File: 73a919535776b1d⋯.png (16.63 KB, 639x469, 639:469, 73a919535776b1d3e29291fbfe….png)


>because you're retarded

e38185  No.375704

>tfw super tired but dad is too weak to be able to carry you to bed

35f57f  No.375705


im sure he has the energy to masturbate though

e38185  No.375706


yeah a really dry rub of the cock, only about to get partially into the porn as his wife is sleeping in the room next to the living room and his son can rush up the stairs at any moment.

ff3bd5  No.375707

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

35f57f  No.375708



he should fuck your blind mum in her sleep tbh

e38185  No.375709

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


kek she sleeps really lightly. That's why dad has to sleep in the storage room, where we store everything old that we don't need anymore

35f57f  No.375710

File: 9437ae31b3d98d6⋯.jpg (379.29 KB, 1111x597, 1111:597, golden lel.jpg)


maybe your mummy wants you instead of him

e38185  No.375711

he has to fap in the living room because that bed is right next to the wall to my room and it squeaks a lot. I suspect he used to masturbate in his car before, I remember him going out for a drive right before bed, and I found a porn back in his work car once.


well yeah me and my brothers slept in her bed until we were like 10-12

e38185  No.375712

>porn back

porn mag* dno what happened there

35f57f  No.375713

File: 33ae44f9290d393⋯.png (373.19 KB, 430x585, 86:117, j.png)

e38185  No.375714


I talked about it before when I mentioned how I had to sleep facing away from her because I was afraid my sperm would crawl across the sheets and impregnate her.

ff3bd5  No.375715


you masturbated in bed with your mummy?

35f57f  No.375716

File: 8aafba28119e3dc⋯.gif (2.59 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 1546860575634.gif)



does she have a nice body?

e38185  No.375717


I can't remember, I think I did it. But I thought that cummies could climb out of your dick even without your help


not really. She's must be close to 60 now

eef549  No.375718

File: 3e893f2719700f3⋯.png (58.46 KB, 720x589, 720:589, 1550438237815.png)




She's a goddess.

e38185  No.375719


Nice body, dude

35f57f  No.375720


well she's got to be a beautiful women, she gave birth to 22st after all

7d6bbc  No.375721

File: 80a91c83fb6747f⋯.png (13.44 KB, 249x255, 83:85, a97e85874c71305f16f45ef912….png)

>go for a poo

>the change of direction this thread has undergone

ff3bd5  No.375722


shouldn't have gone for a poo then should you lad

eef549  No.375723


>posts Shaggy when everyone in the thread wants to Shaggy 22st's pirate mummy

e38185  No.375724


aw thank you, lad


>22 minute poo

e38185  No.375725

File: 34474a0aa1ca0e1⋯.png (517.31 KB, 790x625, 158:125, ClipboardImage.png)


35f57f  No.375726

File: 6d0722a3a27ff7a⋯.jpg (274.03 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, grinch.jpg)

e38185  No.375727


want to watch that film with me, cutie?

eef549  No.375728

File: 4a801efd5a0923f⋯.png (180.98 KB, 1822x547, 1822:547, ClipboardImage.png)

7d6bbc  No.375729


I didn't go immediately after my last post lad smh and it takes time to get to and from the toilet

e38185  No.375730


>and it takes time to get to and from the toilet

wew look at this big house rich boy

7d6bbc  No.375731


>having a toilet in your house


e38185  No.375732


Dragged a bit, lass. You can do better writing than this.

282e2b  No.375733


sure, in video games until 8 though

e38185  No.375734

File: 1d6b369a1341dbb⋯.webm (2.56 MB, 700x394, 350:197, Magadan.webm)

e38185  No.375735


but poo goblins stab your arse if you shit in one of those outdoor loos

eef549  No.375736

File: 612a6a0df6d26a4⋯.gif (320.64 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1545114540269.gif)

>got voted the most likely to be a serial killer at work

>just like my old job

35f57f  No.375737

File: 281d71ddf92d31c⋯.jpg (358.45 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, uncle ted.jpg)


do you have psycho eyes like me lass?

97b72a  No.375738


e38185  No.375739


Yeah I noted her eyes from the first pic I saw her.


it's alright lass, everyone wishes they were that cool psychopath

97b72a  No.375740

File: 493c81e94f78f5b⋯.png (68.99 KB, 595x447, 595:447, c546f0a01b7a9d72018240c669….png)

15200b  No.375741


are you a left hander?

35f57f  No.375742


can you send me a pic of them on disc0rd?

e38185  No.375743

File: 55aff8d5b761345⋯.png (45.25 KB, 542x616, 271:308, ClipboardImage.png)




d0f809  No.375744


You and the prince can be the modern day Myra Hindley and Ian Brady

e38185  No.375745



goodlad, that's their preferred pronoun. And nah m8 I am sure she will post a pic herself in the thread tbh

eef549  No.375746

File: 5322b6bff4b0d8d⋯.png (173.51 KB, 583x343, 583:343, dylan roof me.png)


35f57f  No.375747


eef549  No.375748


Post your face.

7d6bbc  No.375749

File: 131142fa0eb0c6c⋯.png (1.9 MB, 2120x1414, 1060:707, ClipboardImage.png)

e38185  No.375750

File: 336b72e3026fd4b⋯.jpg (3.12 KB, 242x66, 11:3, 21100377_10212396712286777….jpg)

282e2b  No.375751

must be an autist thing tbh

35f57f  No.375752


only on disc0rd

7d6bbc  No.375753

File: 00350079ff1b962⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 703.99 KB, 900x450, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I really want to violently fuck Charlotte Richie tbh lads

35f57f  No.375754

File: a653b1d1ec10328⋯.png (7.9 KB, 250x202, 125:101, a653b1d1ec10328f506093cad7….png)

d0f809  No.375755




7bd32d  No.375756

File: 0cb6779df83fc57⋯.png (60.28 KB, 605x520, 121:104, 73e6c2261c6220b5035864b678….png)

35f57f  No.375757


thats the "i'm into sexually depraved shit" look tbh

e38185  No.375758


she is very open about her fringe


she did let the prince bite her and write that message about crushing horse bollocks tbh


Wanna watch that film at 9, m9?

e38185  No.375759

by 9 I mean 8

e38185  No.375760

Anyone know the music at 7 minutes in this video?


35f57f  No.375761


do you think she grooms her fanny hair into a fringe?

e34838  No.375762

File: 16cdd16a24fad9f⋯.png (35.01 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 16cdd16a24fad9fb68892c2722….png)


>Wanna watch that film at 9, m9?

sounds like a date

d0f809  No.375763


>she did let the prince bite her

that's not depraved

e38185  No.375764


Maybe, she is a gardener.

eef549  No.375765

ff3bd5  No.375766

File: e371c9d280f5dbf⋯.png (124.56 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 61efa4c93ed58294e39a4a2e36….png)

35f57f  No.375767


showing us childbirthing videos is, however

35f57f  No.375768

File: 6b9a08a161a812e⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 548x500, 137:125, wojak.jpg)

*wants to send 22 a picture of my eyes but knows he will probably post it in the thread*

d0f809  No.375769


that's something we're all going to have to deal with when our wives give birth

35f57f  No.375770


yeah but she was getting off on it

sick woman, she is

e38185  No.375771


In Martin town it is


Yeah, and date rhymes with 8 and m8, it'll be easy to remember!


I recognise that URL


KEEK. See, I am good at protecting the privacy of my customers, I only posted those eyes because they have been posted so many times before tbh she looks worse today

eef549  No.375772


I wasn't. It was amusing me when you were getting disgusted. I like seeing people squirm.


Then you know the song!

e34838  No.375773


>Yeah, and date rhymes with 8 and m8, it'll be easy to remember!

is it at 8 or 9? m8 or m9 ?

7d6bbc  No.375774

File: 8899f1b5b354e00⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 22.6 KB, 640x559, 640:559, 0d.jpg)

>post just made me think of the lads on /shit/ that claim to have social lives and gfs etc but spend all day every day posting there

e38185  No.375775

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)


IT'S 8


35f57f  No.375776


tbh i only post here because i cant do much at night smh

e34838  No.375777


that' in 15 minutes then?

e38185  No.375778


Unlike us cool lads.


tbh Dorshite often goes missing sometimes


> I like seeing people squirm.

the source of her ball torture fetish

>Then you know the song!

Yes. I did not open it.

7d6bbc  No.375779

File: 36b1eb10de29660⋯.png (430.01 KB, 540x568, 135:142, ClipboardImage.png)

>Labour has today officially backed a 2nd referendum

d0f809  No.375780

File: 48f88b62534af14⋯.jpg (15.45 KB, 233x303, 233:303, 48f88b62534af14ec029758bf7….jpg)

e34838  No.375781


didn't Labour Remainers split off to form their own party ?

e38185  No.375782


yeah, sweet trips

d0f809  No.375783

File: 1abbf37e68e66b7⋯.jpg (27.13 KB, 300x451, 300:451, 1_largelisting.jpg)


not all of them

people like areliz are still in there

d0f809  No.375784

File: e1f9f65ecf1bf5f⋯.png (4.19 MB, 1324x2048, 331:512, ClipboardImage.png)


e38185  No.375785

File: b4d9f05b12595fb⋯.png (656.86 KB, 503x755, 503:755, ClipboardImage.png)





Starting in 15 minutes or so

e34838  No.375786

File: 8255dc3b84d258a⋯.png (22.98 KB, 568x452, 142:113, 8255dc3b84d258aa02e15cc4b7….png)


fuck, this is bad.

So basically EVERYONE that voted Remain is now going to vote Labour for a second referendum, while the Brexit vote is split between the Tories, UKIP, Farage's new party, and For Britain


d0f809  No.375787



there's still the lib dems and the new based centrists to split the remain vote

d0f809  No.375788

File: 83123f68e93b953⋯.png (4.71 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

35f57f  No.375789

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)

ff3bd5  No.375790


what's it about

e38185  No.375791

File: 027c53d51b99933⋯.png (436.59 KB, 800x786, 400:393, ClipboardImage.png)



e38185  No.375792

File: 53162ef27c97b85⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1502x1000, 751:500, ClipboardImage.png)


>Shortly after delivering a patient to an understaffed hospital, a police officer experiences strange and violent occurrences seemingly linked to a group of mysterious hooded figures.

e34838  No.375793


Farage should never have formed a new party, the ego driven idiot

7d6bbc  No.375794

File: 26e4d3cd655aab0⋯.png (136.8 KB, 466x308, 233:154, ClipboardImage.png)

Husband-and-wife team specialising in cleaning up gory crime scenes are confronted with 400 bags of poo and more than 250 cider bottles full of urine


ff3bd5  No.375795

File: d7f849761662623⋯.jpg (35.75 KB, 400x231, 400:231, tumblr_inline_ph6dsqXWcG1q….jpg)

ff3bd5  No.375796


is that a shot from the movie? look totally unrelated to the poster tbh


disagree tbh ukip is dead

7d6bbc  No.375797

File: d59b293e81e70ee⋯.jpg (20.01 KB, 288x301, 288:301, Cheeky doggo.jpg)


>UKIP, Farage's new party, and For Britain

>getting any significant share of the votes

e38185  No.375798

File: cc3635081674f74⋯.jpg (94.25 KB, 471x388, 471:388, 1546420113610.jpg)

e38185  No.375799


>is that a shot from the movie? look totally unrelated to the poster tbh

well yeah poster is kind of spoilery smh

e34838  No.375800


>disagree tbh ukip is dead

they are higher in the polls than they've been for years

e38185  No.375801

ff3bd5  No.375802


>actually knowing about politics

ff3bd5  No.375803


where's the link lad?

e38185  No.375804

e38185  No.375805

Panzie is banned from my room

e38185  No.375806

And so is Kay

eef549  No.375807

File: 396b738dffa37d5⋯.png (308.89 KB, 2100x1200, 7:4, facial hair me.png)

e38185  No.375808


I drew this from reference, her granny is Indian

7d6bbc  No.375809

File: 9b9c795a0d84953⋯.png (543.02 KB, 600x803, 600:803, ClipboardImage.png)

pic related is a pretty great "weird" movie, would highly recommend

25df3a  No.375810



What did they do?

eef549  No.375811

File: 2d6c9fee30d78aa⋯.jpg (215.93 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ziggy sleeping.jpg)

Nigh nigh

e38185  No.375812




Just joking about Panzie, but kay was naughty and spammed me with remote requests smh

ff3bd5  No.375813


night lass sweet dreams

282e2b  No.375814

File: 869ee04948cee7e⋯.png (17.71 KB, 289x181, 289:181, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c5f49214101f8f5⋯.png (537.16 KB, 1278x1181, 1278:1181, speechless.png)

ladies and gentlemen, Norway's stupidest man

e34838  No.375815

File: b09c1f3db7156ef⋯.png (13.24 KB, 978x1150, 489:575, 525b84311f6133f9ee45b28a8b….png)



he works really hard, so sometimes he doesn't get time to check if he's on wifi or not, okay?

7d6bbc  No.375816

File: 7b3e73d47105214⋯.png (121.29 KB, 680x287, 680:287, dd629021fe9153e08e19ac70e7….png)

f637b2  No.375817

File: 5d6115bcb3e08d7⋯.png (64.75 KB, 675x651, 225:217, 1425807735588.png)


Wireless was pretty good still



282e2b  No.375818


ta lad

e34838  No.375819

File: 78fe13ac9a1bf60⋯.png (9.68 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 2bf0d3ded7829616626943f493….png)



you know I've always got your back

e34838  No.375820

File: f85954d83921463⋯.png (104.64 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)

282e2b  No.375821

File: 9fe09e9b7c5d194⋯.png (109.51 KB, 1241x580, 1241:580, wewswoes1.png)

File: 77483a6b0d1e690⋯.png (229.53 KB, 1206x562, 603:281, wewswoes2.png)

File: 07cfdd4e6926bda⋯.png (303.18 KB, 1200x603, 400:201, wewswoes3.png)

a9c11f  No.375822


Where is he, lids?

e34838  No.375823


Do you have the rest? There were a few of these tales kek

282e2b  No.375824


that's all of them lad, 40k originals from druidpol back in the day

e34838  No.375825


what about the kikemarez ones?

282e2b  No.375826


that is them I'm pretty sure

e34838  No.375827

File: a381c2b00d38331⋯.jpg (153.96 KB, 1032x727, 1032:727, millennialwoeslove.jpg)


I love the re-occuring theme of this image of woes. this one just kills me

6e37e5  No.375828

File: 6cec51676d46044⋯.jpg (30.14 KB, 620x413, 620:413, 6646454.jpg)

c68456  No.375829

File: 3130f7c2147c801⋯.jpg (14.68 KB, 255x246, 85:82, missed it.jpg)

Missed film again

35f57f  No.375830

File: 24ff0b989538102⋯.jpg (320.26 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, 1550008602285.jpg)

f637b2  No.375831

c68456  No.375832

f637b2  No.375833


What's up, lid?

c68456  No.375834


Nothing much just busy moving so having trouble keeping up with threads smh

f637b2  No.375835



c68456  No.375836


Nah not me lad

ff3bd5  No.375837

night lods

f637b2  No.375838


nigh lid

35f57f  No.375839

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)

a9c11f  No.375840

File: 960a373dbbd5c20⋯.jpg (23.14 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1226975649412.jpg)

88a078  No.375841

File: e7629e5cd3a2404⋯.png (165.84 KB, 370x504, 185:252, Syrian girl.png)

>microsoft have made it annoying to download wangblows ISOs

35f57f  No.375842

File: 929de85d181ba54⋯.jpg (288.78 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1550006325812.jpg)


t. weakchin

a9c11f  No.375843

File: e3fe63d4aca05d5⋯.jpg (51.25 KB, 600x901, 600:901, 17b68372b1f1f7e833e4b73b19….jpg)

35f57f  No.375844

File: 723fb90355f0143⋯.jpg (340.33 KB, 1672x2533, 1672:2533, 1549928768831.jpg)


was thinking about it earlier tbh

utterly hilarious

sorry but i cant help but laff

a9c11f  No.375845

File: 1b2f1f37842cbc0⋯.jpg (20.62 KB, 272x320, 17:20, grumpypotato.jpg)

6e37e5  No.375846

File: e06f6eb554436fc⋯.jpg (68.28 KB, 615x615, 1:1, Frances-Bishop-Feet-257363….jpg)

35f57f  No.375847

File: d41ba6817c9f656⋯.jpg (138.13 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1546597806327.jpg)




i shouldnt make fun of you, especially considering that you could shoot me tbh

a9c11f  No.375848

File: e585d4e1837e5d2⋯.jpg (34.86 KB, 424x405, 424:405, a87054f6c5d55c729c163bbcd1….jpg)



sniff de queen

35f57f  No.375849

File: cacb35a34188049⋯.jpg (58.9 KB, 251x229, 251:229, 1551132399494.jpg)

c43707  No.375850


starting to get on my nerves how everybody's using the hyphenated surname. her real surname would be "Cortez", the name before it is the maiden name. English naming convention traditionally omits the surname, the using both of her names is mestizoid creatura cultural imperialism

that and she probably wouldn't do well politically if she was only "Cortez" 'cause that's like the Hernan Cortez that massacred 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 taino indians or whatever

c43707  No.375851

traditionally omits the maiden name*

c43707  No.375852

File: 0de27d26ce4d54a⋯.png (72.23 KB, 255x252, 85:84, 0de27d26ce4d54a862e0c6b916….png)

wish I could go back in time and give a flower to that qt thicc pale mexy chick, just to see her gasp, smile wide and say "gracias" in that soft whispery voice

35f57f  No.375853

File: 51c750f4f04ba8c⋯.png (9.68 KB, 454x408, 227:204, 51c750f4f04ba8c3be7a6d6911….png)

yeah well you wont so fuck you HAHA retard

f637b2  No.375854

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


7d6bbc  No.375855


>bullying another lad to suicide

c43707  No.375856

File: 5599646b7195b93⋯.png (132.55 KB, 396x385, 36:35, 5599646b7195b930cd6e6f2da8….png)


the window is opportunity is still wide open for me to get a petite north indian gf, she has nice thick wavy hair and good fashion sense. decent t&a, probably cute feet, and I could easily have her wrapped around me finger with my charm and good looks, she already likes me I think, she did before

only thing is I wouldn't want to be seen with a swarthy lass, nor bring her home to mum. should find some basic bitch non-indo-aryan thot instead. just want a warm girly body to snuggle up against and kiss, touch her boobs, maybe learn the fucc as well. nothing too serious

c43707  No.375857

window of opportunity*


I wouldn't suicide over some mexican thot. she was waifu-tier though, even though she didn't speak english. pale, pretty, lovely voice, big juicy bum

35f57f  No.375858


Think I bullied that other ugly guy into suicide too. Not that I care much if he did die. Care about boomerlad a bit tho. Don't care about spic at all, wouldn't care if he died.

7d6bbc  No.375859

got disconnected The Poster Formerly Known As Binslad

c43707  No.375860

File: d38f32c2c972a5a⋯.png (25.28 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1513649354909.png)


>this level of manlet salt

282e2b  No.375861

File: f339907186c0cea⋯.png (502.58 KB, 880x881, 880:881, murrca75.png)


had to filter him again just now, the first person I've done it to in weeks

the yanking was too much as it is but it's worse that he doesn't realize how bad it is

35f57f  No.375862


yes he is so stupid he doesnt realise

i really do hope the board is destroyed

7d6bbc  No.375863

this is a small enough board that surely you could just make a new one and migrate there to depose spic?

282e2b  No.375864


the name and board of /newbrit/ carries a lot of history and memories

one permanently newfag spic isn't going to take that away from me

6e37e5  No.375865


Half of us won't be cooperative enough to do that

What would probably be more useful is if one person (who shouldn't even be BO in the first place) cooperated

35f57f  No.375866

there should be a coup tbh unironically

c43707  No.375867




don't see what there is to complain about me being BO tbh, I hardly do anything, just add flags when people want and lock old threads. there hasn't been a ban in 2 weeks

282e2b  No.375868



nail a list of 99 grievances to codemonkey's email and make sure he knows the majority of posters agree with it maybe

idk, don't really care enough at this point

6e37e5  No.375869

although according to deontology spic should be BO in no cases

282e2b  No.375870

File: 8aabfc1dd17a72b⋯.png (19.87 KB, 500x500, 1:1, goodnightpepe1.png)

drama is just the thing to sleep on

night lads, hope the bullying goes well

7d6bbc  No.375871

>tfw reminiscing about the good old days before board splits or exiles

c43707  No.375872


>nail a list of 99 grievances to codemonkey's email

I challenge you to name 5. like legit if you have greviances, air them to me. maybe you dislike me, that's fine, but I don't see what there is to complain about my BO style


>the majority of posters agree with it

impossible to gauge and I doubt it anyways

and that's not how it works anyway. board are only reassigned if the BO doesn't follow the rules, like if they allow/encourage illegal content or something like that. the only real exception was for /pol/ and Kampfy 'cause it's a top board and he was wildly unpopular, neither are the case here

7d6bbc  No.375873

spic does seem like a pretty good BO tbh compared to what SA is like

6e37e5  No.375874

File: 5cad3efa3b6bd68⋯.png (1011.49 KB, 1021x1200, 1021:1200, ClipboardImage.png)


Nick Lowles would be a better BO than Malloy

25df3a  No.375875


SA is the board owner of /brit/?

7d6bbc  No.375876


yeah lad uwotm8 is his BO account

25df3a  No.375877


I never realised, he's rather flippant in regards to modding.


Trying to work out the title of that.

6e37e5  No.375878


A 28 year old woman's 33 year old ex-boyfriend told her he's going to be reading Hegel for the rest of his life

25df3a  No.375879


I've heard German philosophy is dense but I can't imagine it's that dense.

6e37e5  No.375880


You won't understand it on your first or second or third or fourth reading

Also the meme about Zizek and Hegel

381221  No.375881

File: ae4c46996d7fd69⋯.jpg (20.05 KB, 479x358, 479:358, Osaka_Acid_Trip.jpg)


People are too mean, Dorset just told you he wouldn't mind if you died. You should ban him for a day.

7d6bbc  No.375882


Meh, Midwanks is by far the worst

7d6bbc  No.375883

is it true that Steiner won't post here because of Spic?

381221  No.375884

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381221  No.375885

File: 80e493d59ea0004⋯.png (138.53 KB, 680x375, 136:75, d32.png)


I assume some people are put off by a British forum having an American BO.

35f57f  No.375886

all philosophy is wank

its just circlejerking over what some dude said when he was bored

c68456  No.375887


tbh, imagine idealising someone else's ideas instead of having your own thoughts

35f57f  No.375888

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[ASMR] Shh it's Okay - Personal Attention Calming You To Sleep

6e37e5  No.375889


c43707  No.375890


I don't do emotional bans, lad

but yeah dorse and wess should appreciate the fact that I have the power to ban them for being miserable pricks but basically never do. I am merciful and just

ironically it's them that are the ones driving people away, but wess won't see that with his neurodiverse tunnel cognition


don't think steiner ever posted here, he's a /shit/tite, he belongs there. I don't and I'm sure many others can say the same, very different atmosphere. this board scratches the itch that that board once stratched for me much better, and I don't have to evade salty bans constantly

7d6bbc  No.375891


I miss him lad, he was one of the few decent people on /shit/



381221  No.375892


Steiner is a good poster he's welcome 'ere


>I miss him lad, he was one of the few decent people on /shit/

He's a poor troubled lad I hope he does well for himself

7d6bbc  No.375893

File: b89cb5bfa53fbc2⋯.jpg (141.17 KB, 564x518, 282:259, 1430634820348.jpg)

c43707  No.375894


>he's welcome 'ere

yeah I'd let him post but I doubt he ever would

also ironically he's an actual mestizo. I'm pure European, only maybe 1/1000th amazigh taint according to dna testing

7d6bbc  No.375895

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orson posting tbh

7d6bbc  No.375896

Any of you watched the new episode of Allan Partridge?

381221  No.375897

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night pembs

c43707  No.375898

got some pork chops w/ applesauce, potatoes, sweet potatoes, and asparagus. hate asparagus 'cause it makes your piss stink and I hate that

381221  No.375899


saw him on the bbc earlier, was funny kek

7d6bbc  No.375900


yeah wasn't expecting much after some of his last outings like that movie but that was genuinely hilarious at times. First thing on BBC to make me laugh properly in years.

381221  No.375901


why you eating so late- oh yeah

whats applesauce like? never had it

c43707  No.375902


>why you eating so late- oh yeah

it was like 7:30 or so when I started eating. bit late yeah

>whats applesauce like? never had it

it's apple puree, often spiced with cinnamon. boring on its own, but it's an excellent compliment to pork chops. a little dip and you get the delicious salty fatty pork flavor plus the sweet apple flavor, goes together great

7d6bbc  No.375903


>never had applesauce

what do you have on the pork of your roast dinner?

f637b2  No.375904


loved apple sauce on spareibs tbh.never had anything sweet on meat outside of that

381221  No.375905

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a9c11f  No.375906

File: 24c1f7ff202340b⋯.gif (1.31 MB, 500x375, 4:3, katz brando.gif)

cummie cummie cummie cummie cummie

7d6bbc  No.375907

File: 24b1520e3ec5d81⋯.png (200.01 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


God it really is grim up north

f637b2  No.375908


withdrawal, lad?

381221  No.375909


sometimes have peppercorn sauce with steak

a9c11f  No.375910

f637b2  No.375911

File: 83da03713ca2a8d⋯.png (623.63 KB, 745x748, 745:748, ClipboardImage.png)

post yourcurrent gfs

f637b2  No.375912

>somethingstuck under thespace bar again

a9c11f  No.375913

File: 14c3f0d1b399b8b⋯.png (196.84 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


>tfw no tired single mother of two gf

f637b2  No.375914


always figured you had somebody, lad

a9c11f  No.375915


Got lots of people up in my head.

381221  No.375916

File: ea5927957683302⋯.png (100.14 KB, 347x284, 347:284, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0ccf32b44d121f9⋯.png (79.48 KB, 222x222, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: fe869edc43d08fa⋯.png (318.58 KB, 1000x711, 1000:711, ClipboardImage.png)

9aa390  No.375917


can nobody match the standard of the creatures in your head?



bit gay, lad

a9c11f  No.375918


Maybe, but it's convenient to have them all portable.

7d6bbc  No.375919

File: 52b0dea3511ad12⋯.png (18.95 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)


381221  No.375920


no homo

9aa390  No.375921


especially when real ones tend to grow bigger over time


nigh lid


tbh. Pembs has a gf now… again

381221  No.375922


>tbh. Pembs has a gf now… again

pembs is chad

9aa390  No.375923

File: eaa747f35b19bb3⋯.png (55.19 KB, 1784x1200, 223:150, Pembs arnold.png)

381221  No.375924


keek i think he's grown to 5'7'' now

381221  No.375925

hes been eating those welsh beans

9aa390  No.375926

File: 82cb6785a2b43bc⋯.png (7.8 KB, 441x94, 441:94, ClipboardImage.png)


Kek shut up smh

381221  No.375927

File: 2549d3e981ee672⋯.gif (2.16 MB, 600x338, 300:169, 1522662063068.gif)


give me some secret pembs knowledge lad

9aa390  No.375928

File: faa197b1d9a9a2b⋯.png (2.88 MB, 1536x1152, 4:3, faa197b1d9a9a2bd1b03d93853….png)


He's actually Russian

9aa390  No.375929

File: 19bd9043fa2d016⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.29 MB, 2176x1676, 544:419, ClipboardImage.png)


381221  No.375930


hes a secret gommie i knew this day would come



9aa390  No.375931


Sadly I don't have many other secrets smh. Post yours, lad

381221  No.375932


last time he posted he revealed he was probed by aliens

9aa390  No.375933


I guess it ain't gay if aliens do it

381221  No.375934

File: 01d34753a14f289⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 320x320, 1:1, tenor.gif)

a9c11f  No.375935

File: 390bdfcb4705677⋯.png (40 KB, 1602x812, 801:406, probing.png)

9aa390  No.375936



don't like this, lads. What if they stole his mojo smh

c43707  No.375937

>ywn get proned by big tiddy succubus aliens

c43707  No.375938


9aa390  No.375939



d-doesn't probed mean that they put something inside you?

c43707  No.375940

File: 9332330b130a9b7⋯.jpg (70.17 KB, 600x484, 150:121, 9332330b130a9b73867cb1e7af….jpg)


nah I mean like they do an examination on your reproductive system by having sex with your with their muscular alien vagoos

I realized it sounded like that after I posted it smh

c43707  No.375941

legit tho, aliens need to come and save us from the jews and muds and in return we will be slaves to them, it's alright, just save us pls with your laser guns and death rays

on behalf of all Earthlings I formally make this plea to all intelligent lifeforms capable of assistance

9aa390  No.375942


keek. Poor lad is gay now.


sounds like we'd be doomed that way. Why'd they want any of us alive?

c43707  No.375943


>Why'd they want any of us alive?

research, labor, gastronomy, cultural exchange, mercy

maybe they're friendly

a9c11f  No.375944

baste and hwhite aliens

9aa390  No.375945


They'd have to ahve the technology to be able to come here from a place that we can't even see though.

c43707  No.375946


yeah guess we're fucked then

c43707  No.375947

>inb4 the light from Earth doesn't reach the baste kind aliens until it's too late, they can only watch the fall of our planet 1000 years later

9aa390  No.375948


Yeah I really don't see how aliens would do us any good. At best we'd probably be like a zoo to them.

c43707  No.375949


>ywn be an exhibit in an earthling zoo and perform entertaining tricks for saucy alien lasses in exchange for chunks of seasoned salt pork

9aa390  No.375950

nigh nigh

224763  No.375951

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top kek


night lad

e6eb75  No.375952

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f356ec  No.375953


e6eb75  No.375954

I may have caught that cat parasite, smh. Suddenly I've taken a bunch of photos of it as well as named the damn thing. rip

f356ec  No.375955


You're doing to die

rip lad

e6eb75  No.375956


I was born to die, buddy.

rip us all

282e2b  No.375957

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fresh meme

282e2b  No.375958

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Fresh decline

b782e2  No.375959


Having a kid with someone you've been going out with for like a month is a bit questionable

c31d1c  No.375960


theyve been together for longer than that lad

not much longer but still i think they love each other and it seems wholesome

7d6bbc  No.375961

File: a107e63b985e854⋯.png (864.67 KB, 679x613, 679:613, 1473331725416.png)

b782e2  No.375962


Having kids based on initial attraction is how you end up with single mummies

282e2b  No.375963

File: e1b3716e36ddadf⋯.png (21.2 KB, 501x567, 167:189, hissysnotourlad.png)

c31d1c  No.375964


no, single mummies are the result of dumb slags not choosing their men wisely and being a pain to deal with in general

kay has a male brain because autism ergo she will be fine

35f57f  No.375965

File: 5fddf8a74bbd86c⋯.jpg (33.69 KB, 944x531, 16:9, 1551130745447.jpg)


tbh i just want a woman who wants to be married and have kids, i hate the romance meme

the reason to get married is to start a family, not because youre in love tbh

let love grow over time, not have it at the start and let it fade away smh

35f57f  No.375966

File: b06dddee35403cf⋯.jpg (306.42 KB, 853x1200, 853:1200, 1549836403842.jpg)


yeah kay is probably an exception, she's crazy enough it kind of bounces back around on itself and becomes good

35f57f  No.375967

i honestly want the most boring woman in the world to be my wife tbh

one with a nasally monotone voice who's height of adventure consists of going to charity shops and going for a walk

381221  No.375968

File: 66f97808498300e⋯.png (565.49 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 66f97808498300e780be3e50d8….png)

22st, what do you think of JF's gf?

b782e2  No.375969


because there are so many instances of people having kids within months of meeting and they always go really well right?

35f57f  No.375970

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)


282e2b  No.375971


quick eat a bag of raw onions, garlic and lemon

35f57f  No.375972


i'll have some raw garlic and a spoon of mustard

dunno if i got any lemon

282e2b  No.375973

File: 801e4669f8c954d⋯.png (1.69 MB, 2048x1988, 512:497, ClipboardImage.png)

282e2b  No.375974

File: 229aa990ed2d7ea⋯.mp4 (540.4 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Lovecraft N.mp4)


35f57f  No.375975

File: 19f23d2ae4f1e66⋯.png (157.11 KB, 508x424, 127:106, 1479752461150.png)

>eat spoonful of mustard

>stomach pain


282e2b  No.375976

how? a true briton could eat an entire jar of colmans smh

35f57f  No.375977


empty stomach tbh

same thing with raw garlic, milk, and a bunch of other stuff smh

f5e97b  No.375978


Looks like they belong to a pudgy face won't lie

b782e2  No.375979

381221  No.375980

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Love scottish music

35f57f  No.375981


me too

main reason i took up the fiddle tbh

wish i was born as a scot fml

b782e2  No.375982

35f57f  No.375983

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)

>eat ginger/fibre yesterday

>have a sloppy annoying shit today

35f57f  No.375984

>every day has been sunny and hot like summer

weird tbh

282e2b  No.375985

File: 359679b92b3ca4d⋯.png (22.23 KB, 646x720, 323:360, 2rameem.png)

did a historypost tbh


282e2b  No.375986

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Fresh porridge

35f57f  No.375987

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)

grrrrr i wanna fuck one of the lesbos GRRRRRRRR

a9c11f  No.375988

File: 3d1fc635cf1ddc8⋯.gif (396.46 KB, 480x368, 30:23, katz write.gif)

35f57f  No.375989


a9c11f  No.375990

File: 733ddb618c823d4⋯.gif (450.16 KB, 500x338, 250:169, katz.gif)

f61bb1  No.375991


I love him.


Wax everything and dress like Westie and try to seduce them.

10321c  No.375992



282e2b  No.375993


doing another one but typing so much is quite painful smh

7d6bbc  No.375994

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>8 years of Reviewbrah

35f57f  No.375995

>asks me if im alright every time

>never reply, obvious im not

>pretends as if i am

fuck off why dont you care

15200b  No.375996


u ok hun?

282e2b  No.375997

File: 725df3cc9266bc4⋯.png (468.41 KB, 540x511, 540:511, Sweaty LQ pepe.png)

>dad moving his computers and TV out of the landing

>think he's going to sell them

>took "my" ps3 as well

think it's finally happening lads, he's clearing house

soon I will have to move

282e2b  No.375998

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Fresh Lee

282e2b  No.375999

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Fresh Lee 2

For My Tea

a9c11f  No.376000

File: 32225d09308771d⋯.png (85.29 KB, 1496x1110, 748:555, crusty fucker.png)

282e2b  No.376001

File: 24460ee87ad1f0d⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1024x929, 1024:929, boomerjakdating.png)


nice trips lad

35f57f  No.376002

File: 7f1eea2be861ad4⋯.png (234.71 KB, 578x447, 578:447, burns1.png)

7d6bbc  No.376003


Nick Cave?

282e2b  No.376004


"And For My Tea" is a unique documentary that uses footage captured by Lee Hoyland who runs the YouTube Channel 'big man lee', previously known as 'leeiscool1'

This documentary provides a rare glimpse into the diet of a UK male in 2016. Lee provides us with an introduction to each meal,. he chooses to present these from a top-down perspective. Each shot is consistently poorly lit, often bathed in an unbalanced abd over saturated yellow light. These colours represent the heavily processed nature of each food, mass produced, full of chemicals and colouring agents, lacking in natural substance. Take notice how each meal is often 'slapped onto the plate'; there is no sense of care or even respect for the food. Notice too how a simple sandwich is often presented squashed, ripped, or torn. Take note too of how there is not one single 'healthy' meal documented.

This documentary aims to bring question to our own individual diets. It leaves us wondering, how often do we consistently eat processed, mass produced, greasy, cheap and unhealthy foods? What would our own 'FOR MY TEA' documentary be like? And furthermore, does this inspire you to consider your own diet?

Although there are some lighthearted elements within, dig further beneath the surface and there are some genuine life lessons to be learnt from this film.

From a personal perspective, I feel there is a lot relatable here. Parts of the film become repetitive, just like the 'daily grind of life'. The same thing, over and over and over again. The routine, the predictability of it all. Where I found frustration in this, Lee seems either ignorant to such a perspective, or he is quite simply, happy and content with this life. The simple pleasure of filming one's food placed before them. The dedication Lee displays in his choice to consistently vlog his food throughout the day. There is no nothing false here. No pretence, no lies, no attempt to cover the truth. Here, Lee became a true documentarian, and we must praise him for this.

Therefore this documentary film becomes something else, a contemporary piece of art.

35f57f  No.376005


this is genius

f637b2  No.376006


Needs one of those cameras that can travel through his body with the food

7d6bbc  No.376007

File: 16f6ff13a1185e8⋯.jpg (131.43 KB, 634x650, 317:325, laughingnorf.jpg)

35f57f  No.376008

File: 4edabe0cefb31ca⋯.jpg (478.32 KB, 1000x879, 1000:879, 1550090242499.jpg)

f637b2  No.376009


Nice bulges

e6eb75  No.376010

My cat is in heat right now and is acting like a whore, smh. we live in a society

1cb2ff  No.376011

File: 4ddc667c8a5ef60⋯.png (328.95 KB, 536x982, 268:491, C1F6259F-77BD-4261-AB38-B4….png)


That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about me.

>inb4 go away you autist snotcheeseball

1cb2ff  No.376012

At the prince’s tonight and we are cooking together but I’ll insist on doing all of the work.

6a073c  No.376013

File: 4084a856fca2051⋯.png (39.55 KB, 488x174, 244:87, ClipboardImage.png)

>mummy reminding me I am aging



What if it ends up tasting like shit?

a9c11f  No.376014

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1cb2ff  No.376015


It won’t because I’m a great cook.

1cb2ff  No.376016

He’ll let me listen to the midge song as much as I like.

6a073c  No.376017


If you go by Kay's "great" cooking, sure. There is a reason she removed "great" though.


Probably used to a dwarf with a grating voice talking to him all day tbh

a9c11f  No.376018

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In a soulful piano kind of mood today.

6a073c  No.376019


What's he doing now anyway?

6a073c  No.376020

File: fed23c97056fa4d⋯.png (369.81 KB, 518x594, 259:297, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh no, another one

282e2b  No.376021

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*overpowers your piano with grinding punk grunge

282e2b  No.376022


bet that quaire jew fucked it smh

d0f809  No.376023


night night stanleh al see yeh int mornin

6a073c  No.376024


Top fucking kek


not heard anything from him since House. He tweets a lot and it looks like gibberish to me so I can't be bothered to go through it all smh

10321c  No.376025

File: 5695fc442335373⋯.png (190.05 KB, 496x444, 124:111, tumblr_oesie3XTrm1son3fpo2….png)


this is only a good thing


of fucking COURSE 22st would say this


you know what you have to do lad

10321c  No.376026

wish i could figure out how to change the settings so it shows how long ago the post was instead of just the timestamp smh

6a073c  No.376027

File: 520958931198c45⋯.png (10.71 KB, 326x144, 163:72, ClipboardImage.png)

oh apparently he has been trying to catch me


*posts it*


I have that on, and it fucking sucks. Sometimes telling me posts hours ago was made "just now". Or are you talking in minutes and hours maybe idno

a9c11f  No.376028

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>ywn be a late 80's through early 90's video game punk

a9c11f  No.376029

File: 83ebd71700c7253⋯.png (33.19 KB, 493x128, 493:128, ClipboardImage.png)

Me and the boys.

10321c  No.376030

File: f4c8565ba512d25⋯.png (185.73 KB, 318x312, 53:52, distress.png)

convince me that 22st doesn't have a vore/feederism fetish

protip: you can't

e6eb75  No.376031


boys will be boys

10321c  No.376032


oh well idk, it gives me a better idea because it's easier to read than the times or something idno

i have to check the times against the current time so its annoying

6a073c  No.376033

Man were we lucky to witness the release of the Disney renaissance films as their original cartoon versions. Imagine only knowing the live action ones. And they are pumping them out now smh.

a9c11f  No.376034

Life would be better if we all lived in the Final Fight universe, tbh.

282e2b  No.376035

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sort of

I'm not guaranteed to find a job and I am deathly scared of moving then not having enough money to survive, since rent and living expenses even at the most frugal aren't quite enough



age of plenty

6a073c  No.376036


You are obviously biased in your desire to make me look bad, so whatever I leak on you will be overshadowed by my own poor character smh.


Panzie had a hard life.


Think I played that at an arcade when on holiday once.

a9c11f  No.376037


The 2D versions will probably always have relevancy. They're timeless. I remember when they made the live action 101 Dalmatians. The cartoon version is still more iconic.

b782e2  No.376038

Greggs doughnuts are just as good as Krispy Kreme etc tbh

a9c11f  No.376039


It's a beautiful thing really. A universe where the toughest criminals are more like mischievous kids who never really kill anyone, and where the Mayor's solution to crime is to take to the streets and wrestle criminals.

6a073c  No.376040



>Mayor's getting dirty but it's the good kind instead of corruption


6a073c  No.376041

File: 168843e837e0789⋯.png (7.02 MB, 3640x2140, 182:107, ClipboardImage.png)

a9c11f  No.376042

File: 2b7c635eeaa93dd⋯.png (516.12 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I wish Mike Haggar was my dad.

6a073c  No.376043

I can feel the dirt in that room and it is making me sick smh

e6eb75  No.376044

File: bc547cc1e4dcef4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 112.05 KB, 1400x700, 2:1, Bojack-Horseman-Season-5-C….jpg)

File: 305952f8b8201e9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 737.02 KB, 1400x700, 2:1, amurramurra.png)

6 million hours in photoshop

a9c11f  No.376045


Why did you make Will Arnett a black woman with vitaligo?

6a073c  No.376046


Wish I had a dad who could beat up your dad


kek why did you make the middle guy so deformed?

a9c11f  No.376047


Bet your dad's Poison. Lol.

e6eb75  No.376048


he made himself look like a cunt when posing so i emphasized his head a bunch and made him pathetic, lol.


had nothing really to do with her. just gave her a jew nose and made her skin darker

a9c11f  No.376049


That's a bloke though.

6a073c  No.376050


probably has a bigger dick than your dad still tbh

35f57f  No.376051


It's the nicest thing I will EVER say to you.

e6eb75  No.376052



10321c  No.376053


don't bennies give you 500 a week? thats more than i earn tbh


no lad, you just say a lot of suspicious things 'jokingly'



a9c11f  No.376054


The guy in the middle.

e6eb75  No.376055


idk, looks weird

6a073c  No.376056

File: c926eb9c466f94a⋯.jpg (142.56 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1423830398088.jpg)


>no lad, you just say a lot of suspicious things 'jokingly'

1e6a61  No.376057


this is why arranged marriage is unironically baste. "love" doesn't exist, attraction is all physical

b782e2  No.376058


sounds like something a psychopath would say

282e2b  No.376059


240 a month, just over 400 with rent help, the extra going directly to the landlord.

35f57f  No.376060


he's just an edgelord, he'd probably wince out at the first sight of death or violence irl

1e6a61  No.376061

File: 2453ad9bb710d86⋯.png (516.35 KB, 630x502, 315:251, plank.png)

10321c  No.376062


oh lad, sorry. swear i read a news article about a bennies single mummy who got 500 a week and bought all her kids iphones

282e2b  No.376063


yeah, a single mum thot and probably a foreigner too

I get squat and that's why I eat expired shit and can't afford to take public transport for leisure

1e6a61  No.376064

File: a981b01c170338c⋯.jpg (7.85 KB, 250x238, 125:119, a981b01c170338c2b19ca5c879….jpg)


>getting $318/month for nothing

>woe is me



there should be NO BENNIES for ANYONE. no medical, no insurance, no nothing. you can't afford food? starve! that money doesn't come from thin air, it comes from the productive members of society

b782e2  No.376065


bring back workhouses tbh

282e2b  No.376066

and even then I only survive because dad pays 2/3rds of all the expenses

1e6a61  No.376067


ever heard of a job?

35f57f  No.376068

reminder that he couldnt even get a literal retard to leave him alone in his basement

35f57f  No.376069

>it comes from the productive members of society

wtf i love wealthy jews now

1e6a61  No.376070


eh it was more of me doing my part to babysit the tard. I blame his mother for not aborting him, she's a christcuck

1e6a61  No.376071


>implying most of government revenue comes from rich jews

like 1% of government revenue comes from rich jews and like 1% comes from poor niggers. the remaining 98% comes from the hard-working non-rich/poor majority of white people

6a073c  No.376072


just not going to respond

35f57f  No.376073

>says that theres no point in aborting retards, just let them be adopted

>now he says they should be aborted

make your mind up, retard

35f57f  No.376074

yes, based "hardworking" materialist consumerists who dont give much damn about the state of affairs


b782e2  No.376075


most forms of retardation aren't detectable until birth

6a073c  No.376076



Well I agree to some extent and I am not a psychopath. smh

1e6a61  No.376077


to clarify:

>abortion is bad because it damages the woman's reproductive system and fertility

>retards should be disposed of

>post-birth abortion would be the perfect solution, but is legally questionable

>adopting away is perfectly legal and doable, and therefore should be the go-to solution for the current legal system

so basically the laws should be changed so retarded babies will be harvested for body parts immediately after delivery, but until then, just adopt away, some idiot will take it

d0f809  No.376078


some aren't detectable until they become BO

10321c  No.376079


yeah but to be fair it only "has" to be siphoned from the 99% because the rich jews hoard all the wealth and contribute nothing to [and in fact take away from] society

6a073c  No.376080



35f57f  No.376081

>openly talking about harvesting dead babies body parts

ok this is even worse than the dog thing

b782e2  No.376082


shame no-one disposed of you then

1e6a61  No.376083



yeah was gonna say, that was some good bants


well that and they sprinkle a metric fuckton of it on welfare niggers and old people


well if you're going to dispose of them, you might as well harvest what you can of their remains to offset some of the costs involved

10321c  No.376084


the dog thing?

35f57f  No.376085

you unironically think like a jew

35f57f  No.376086


he has that cat parasite and thinks dogs should be killed

282e2b  No.376087

File: 70e20d6b02f5408⋯.png (507.02 KB, 680x1226, 340:613, murrca112.png)

Did he just IP hop to boomerpost at me despite also being a lazy NEET who abuses the kindness of his own mother and can't even keep a working schedule?

filtered again lad, try not being a retard

6a073c  No.376088

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Top fucking keek


1e6a61  No.376089



only shit bulls, they're monsters. I don't hate actual dogs or want them to be harmed, they're just not my thing, I wouldn't personally want to own one

6a073c  No.376090

>it's a dog-piling the yank again episode

f5e97b  No.376091


He brings it on himself

7d6bbc  No.376092

I wish squats were still a viable living arrangement

6a073c  No.376093


what's that?

10321c  No.376094

File: bbe5db8c78c270b⋯.png (1.9 MB, 1280x533, 1280:533, ClipboardImage.png)


they are

35f57f  No.376095

282e2b  No.376096


house shares are

having one or two other people in here would bring our collective costs down to next to nothing


hippies just walked in to unoccupied homes and if they managed to stay there for a year the state wouldn't turf them out, something like that

6a073c  No.376097

File: fb36e7baf0da8e6⋯.png (344.38 KB, 350x537, 350:537, ClipboardImage.png)

*knocks on your box-bed door to tell you to keep it quiet*


obviously not what he was talking about smh

6a073c  No.376098

>regret not reacting to bosswoman's joke but now it is too late

oh well

35f57f  No.376099

>tfw want to houseshare but dont want to do it with wessie

7d6bbc  No.376100


Occupying abandoned property. Used to be a very common thing but these days thanks to advancement of security tech it's not really so easy anymore


>a year

ten years and you can apply for legal ownership

6a073c  No.376101


>hippies just walked in to unoccupied homes and if they managed to stay there for a year the state wouldn't turf them out, something like that

kek what the fuck. I thought that was an American thing, not a time-honoured brit thing smh


>tfw want to house share but don't want to ever see the other person

6a073c  No.376102


>Occupying abandoned property. Used to be a very common thing but these days thanks to advancement of security tech it's not really so easy anymore

that sounds kind of fucked up either way

6a073c  No.376103

I guess maybe it was because places at some point actually became abandoned

35f57f  No.376104


now developers immediately buy it

even if they do nothing with it, they still put cameras up

35f57f  No.376105

how do you even move to another place and house/flat share?

10321c  No.376106


it was a joke you triple nigger

15200b  No.376107

File: 1ae6dfec9284e60⋯.mp4 (7.2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, _Tmyxia3Ewe-Wlav.mp4)

282e2b  No.376108


you could just stay in the downstairs bedroom and only come out to cook and shit, it's big enough to be a single room apartment and currently holds a double bed, wardrobe, chest of drawers, big TV, dining table, chairs etc with space for a fridge in an alcove.

Or there's the cupboard under the stairs or outhouse.

15200b  No.376109



just buy one of your own, simple as

7d6bbc  No.376110


If someone doesn't want to use it why not? It's jewy as fuck to let richfags and property developers buy up perfectly good stuff and then let it just sit there unused and fall into disrepair so that they don't have to pay for demolition.

6a073c  No.376111




how do you even pay the bills idno

>I'll end up punished by the law which I don't know about

can't wait



Great animations. fucking love it. Didn't need that bass or whatever though

7d6bbc  No.376112


look for ads online etc. it's literally just student housing but for people who are not students

7d6bbc  No.376113


>nigger music bassline

6a073c  No.376114


Buy one of our own?


Well if they bought it they own it. Like I wouldn't want somebody to take my things.

35f57f  No.376115


I want a place with women, lad..

10321c  No.376116


i hear the retirement home has lots of women

35f57f  No.376117

File: 77843fd0812f166⋯.png (112.47 KB, 812x760, 203:190, 1545534255310.png)


i dont know how to do that

10321c  No.376118

File: 739e5bffda447f6⋯.jpg (45.57 KB, 600x387, 200:129, Dorsets_fantasy.jpg)

15200b  No.376119


even in the UK you can buy a cheap house in the right location

6a073c  No.376120


in a location where jobs don't exist anymore I bet smh

282e2b  No.376121


they don't exist here but rent and expenses still rise to just under £600 a month

282e2b  No.376122

File: ce59145ccbeca38⋯.png (806.71 KB, 799x650, 799:650, scotpepe.png)

>tfw after already owning a french three story farmhouse for over a decade and a small french town house for two years mum casually mentions stepdad is thinking about buying a scottish crofter's cottage, presumably to get the fuck away from here


282e2b  No.376123

*away from her

35f57f  No.376124


and they will sell all of them before they die, and leave you with nothing

7d6bbc  No.376125


Just put on your shirt and tie, shine up those shoes and impress him with the firmness of your handshake lad. He'll let you have the house in no time.

282e2b  No.376126


literally what is happening, they are already planning on selling the farmhouse (with attached two story bungalow and three small fields - they sold a fourth), and they will get grandparent's money as well and piss it all away

6a073c  No.376127

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Scatologist crying because people are offended by things he says

6a073c  No.376128

>somebody called him out for antinatalism

he is going to explain it now

6a073c  No.376129

>he finds them disgusting, literally

6a073c  No.376130

>says he's not an antinatalist

oh, okay

6a073c  No.376131

he just sees himself as inferior and wants his wife to be bred by the dorshite monster

6a073c  No.376132

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)



1e6a61  No.376133

got some canned herring

6a073c  No.376134


*redirects hatred to you instead*

6a073c  No.376135

File: c7bda97e886df69⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Gonna shove this up your arse

1e6a61  No.376136


scandis like herring, don't they? smoked herring?

7d6bbc  No.376137

File: 770fcfd2d16f1d0⋯.png (456.65 KB, 450x600, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

6a073c  No.376138


I like very few things.


that's a big gnome

10321c  No.376139

File: 90fd9f1e819980f⋯.png (638.57 KB, 662x715, 662:715, fda2fa83450d070db02b338f30….png)

just finished dinner with the family and my sister talked about the new flat she went to see today for FORTY FIVE MINUTES

i don't know how they do it they talk so fucking much it drives me bonkers but i just have to sit there and be polite because familia est todos :)


holy shit that's his wife now? well at least she lost a lot of weight

but maybe eating da poo poo just does that to you

6a073c  No.376140


Maybe you can live with your sister?

7d6bbc  No.376141

File: 1bb79e565279ba4⋯.png (71.7 KB, 291x263, 291:263, ClipboardImage.png)


for you

6a073c  No.376142


decent post count, lad

6a073c  No.376143

File: 2033984eca2c94c⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1080x810, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Anon finally came out of his cisshit room

6a073c  No.376144

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


6a073c  No.376145

File: b27d1566068b082⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

7d6bbc  No.376146

File: 3c157414daa2ce9⋯.png (2.97 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


n-no bully

6a073c  No.376147

>horseshoe theory mentioned


1e6a61  No.376148


>I like very few things.

it was decent, tasted kinda like tuna, bit too much pepper though. even I was coughing

15200b  No.376149


they are trying to popularise gayism for black men

6a073c  No.376150

>he says so much dumb shit but it is not something you can BTFO with a superchat so there is no point

6a073c  No.376151


he looks part indian to me

282e2b  No.376152

File: cd615049d592d2a⋯.png (1.05 MB, 720x720, 1:1, fuck.png)


he is ascended


>paying money to "btfo" someone

6a073c  No.376153

File: b5cf190d3c513f8⋯.png (684.44 KB, 715x694, 715:694, ClipboardImage.png)


7d6bbc  No.376154

File: 933e0d93c578963⋯.png (220.78 KB, 679x679, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

6a073c  No.376155


Mummy 30-40 years ago

75944a  No.376156

>found a 3D model of the you’ve been gnomed video

>sent it to my entire team

7d6bbc  No.376157

is there a movie tonight?

f637b2  No.376158

Had to close the stream, it is just him huffing his own farts saying how open-minded and understanding he is and wants people to be while strawmanning people he disagrees with.


3D model?

f637b2  No.376159


not planned

75944a  No.376160


It’s a 3D icon picture thing in microsoft. Can’t show an example as I’m on my phone.

35f57f  No.376161

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)

had a wank

0e8796  No.376162

15200b  No.376163

File: d36cdb21d50e617⋯.png (21.86 KB, 612x123, 204:41, ClipboardImage.png)

who /weightedblanket/ ?

0e8796  No.376164


are you autistic?

7d6bbc  No.376165

gonna go get milk then

15200b  No.376166


might be, not sure tbh

0e8796  No.376167


imagine something hugging your skin like that would make you a bit clammy smh

15200b  No.376168


I use 2 duvets and its dead comfy. Doesn't get sweaty much.

35f57f  No.376169

File: 3c79d1f3b54a31b⋯.png (46.98 KB, 650x773, 650:773, 1550275352662.png)

0e8796  No.376170


can't wait for summer


just have another wank

35f57f  No.376171


ive already had 3 ffs

35f57f  No.376172


>can't wait for summer

i can

its going to be hell again

probably another drought, humidity at 95%, unable to sleep or move

FUCK it tbh

10321c  No.376173




i can only sleep with a thin woollen blanket, even then its too hot sometimes

15200b  No.376174


do you have the heating on?

0e8796  No.376175


exactly keek

>just buy a fan dude

>fan is super loud


f5e97b  No.376176


Bring it on

0e8796  No.376177

File: ef483f225b47e59⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1000x1166, 500:583, ClipboardImage.png)

7ec6a8  No.376178

File: 42a16b7cdc7a033⋯.png (203.41 KB, 485x485, 1:1, levi.png)

*tries to cheat on diet by buying wholefood chocolate bars but the bar is actually just peanuts and fruit*

me btfo

282e2b  No.376179


I could put on an episode of Kingdom but you'd starting halfway through the second series

7ec6a8  No.376180

my friends found the doomer memi through those crypto videos on youtube and now they call me a doomer

35f57f  No.376181


*brings it on*

282e2b  No.376182


still amusing how this is the best the jews can do to promote trannyism

it looks like it is an elderly mexican with giant saggy mantits

35f57f  No.376183


my friends found the zac efron ted bundy film and now they call me a serial killer

35f57f  No.376184

wouldnae have wanked if i wasnt ill tbh

idleness is a terrible thing

7ec6a8  No.376185


Lad what do you think of JF's gf? She seems a bit mad tbh

15200b  No.376186

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

71260c  No.376187



sounds uncomfortably warm. I like a smooth sleet fabric that feels cool to the touch, blanket/quilt on top of that for warmth when needed

0e8796  No.376188


It's great


ahhh I have to go back to when I only ate good boi food and ate so little that I could reward myself with actual sweets at the end of the day because I had eaten so little. Only had like 1200 calories, maybe I won't go that extreme this time tbh

f5e97b  No.376189


You have friends?

35f57f  No.376190


yes,dont really see them a lot tho tbh

139f66  No.376191

File: 32008f4dfeee969⋯.webm (3.78 MB, 960x540, 16:9, stellarium 2019-02-26 19-….webm)

what the fuck lads there are so many fucking galaxies in Leo it's ridiculous. I dunno who put those bunched up there like that and what sort of carelessness was involved, but someone ought to complain iyam. Each of those little red dots is a big galaxy, there's like a cloud of them there. Pls ignore background audio in the webm

also why is one called "THE EYES" wtf

0e8796  No.376192


she seems crazy. I thought it was just retarded at first but now I think she is more crazy than retarded. Beyond that I don't care much

>literal pedos moralfagging about it just to try and shut JF down

0e8796  No.376193


>scooby doo and looking at space

top kek. Never thought about it tbh, not really something that would shock people aren't much in the know about space I guess.

7ec6a8  No.376194


Did you see her naked bike photos lol

0e8796  No.376195

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Tod



139f66  No.376196


Well I guess it's like saying you live in the Cotswolds and have never seen a nigger and then you find yourself in Tower Hamlets

fucking galaxy coons with their boomboxes

7d6bbc  No.376197

File: acce4c2b7fea234⋯.png (209.55 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>go to buy milk

>ready to bake cookie dough is reduced 4-for-1

139f66  No.376198

galaxies ARE niggers i would say

0e8796  No.376199

File: bbbd111574944b8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 718.67 KB, 2730x4095, 2:3, bbbd111574944b8026f7b0559a….jpg)

Honk honk

>ywn rub your face on the seat


>nigger galaxies

I don't want to go there


isn't that a good thing?

7d6bbc  No.376200

7d6bbc  No.376201


also what the fuck camera is that man using?

139f66  No.376202

File: ccca82be81d4c12⋯.jpg (1.41 MB, 1386x1385, 1386:1385, no thanks.jpg)

dcfcd5  No.376203

File: 605a7341eeb7250⋯.jpg (227.53 KB, 1000x1133, 1000:1133, architect.jpg)


I need thine architect memes

0e8796  No.376204


ah it was happy tears


a video camera I think

35f57f  No.376205

File: e86ef7845f304ea⋯.jpg (318.82 KB, 500x775, 20:31, 1549014329666.jpg)

dcfcd5  No.376206



Now feed me more architect memes like Pierce Brosnan feeds his wife

0e8796  No.376207


kek he's such a goodlad

0e8796  No.376208

Cock and balls, great joke

dcfcd5  No.376209

File: ff1e4e01782126e⋯.png (350.88 KB, 859x960, 859:960, ClipboardImage.png)

>bro, if you don't watch JoJo I don't think we can be friends…

35f57f  No.376210

0e8796  No.376211



9083fc  No.376212


it comes on at certain times yes but even without it i take **cold showers* so my circulation is good


same tbh

7d6bbc  No.376213

I present to you - Gayism: the poem


Rot of the board


In the eyes of our lord

Breath smells

Of last night's dinner

Don't eat the poopoo

Hungry sinner

0e8796  No.376214

File: d664cc4a1d94ccc⋯.png (88.78 KB, 718x865, 718:865, ClipboardImage.png)


dcfcd5  No.376215

File: b2125071b601320⋯.png (222.74 KB, 586x908, 293:454, ClipboardImage.png)


>you don't want to mess with me, bro… I post on 8chan

0e8796  No.376216


I like it

9083fc  No.376217


>List or /newlñl/ fvends

dcfcd5  No.376218

File: dedd0494016b5b7⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1024x820, 256:205, ClipboardImage.png)


0e8796  No.376219

File: f96b383bcd979b1⋯.png (909.86 KB, 1080x1331, 1080:1331, ClipboardImage.png)

Yeah I am friends with Hertschad, how did you know?


That is an "r"



9083fc  No.376220


is this CG, heavily shopped photography, or what

0e8796  No.376221


Pansy Panzie feeling a bit insecure

dcfcd5  No.376222

File: 920bc140c2e1e32⋯.png (372.07 KB, 822x960, 137:160, ClipboardImage.png)


>you wish you looked like me, cuck

71260c  No.376223


is that JF's sister/GF? my first reaction was that she's a pooch but eh she's not too bad. torso looks like eyes and a mouth though

7d6bbc  No.376224

File: bbd1da35729c0c8⋯.png (118.65 KB, 285x345, 19:23, 10 in america.PNG)

0e8796  No.376225

File: b67eeca5f71d3da⋯.png (223.45 KB, 590x601, 590:601, ClipboardImage.png)

One ticket to "Alita: Battle Angel™", please

9083fc  No.376226

File: 56470966e2ad3c9⋯.png (30.22 KB, 1098x835, 1098:835, f8af2b832bb1d5b103f1e04f7a….png)


you already make me feel insecure lad tbh how can panzies even compete?

0e8796  No.376227


I found her cute. Are you watching the film again?



0e8796  No.376228


that one's great tbh

7d6bbc  No.376229


nah just giving a subtle bullying to spic

9083fc  No.376230

oh my flag went away because retarded firefox reset everything

there we are

0e8796  No.376231

y-yeah I am into tanks and shitty pommels. Why do you ask?

0e8796  No.376232

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9083fc  No.376233

File: 7bee577f773fdab⋯.png (3.04 KB, 363x63, 121:21, 22st_comes_out.png)

>replying to yourself to artificially launder (You)'s

0e8796  No.376234


Panzie who I was pretending to be forgot to attach the picture

35f57f  No.376235

>mum just coughs and sneezes everywhere, hardly puts hand over mouth[not that it will help]

mum has also started smoking inside despite an agreement with the owners that any smoking is to be outside

why doesnt she care? she'll just pull a blank face if i question her about it

it saddens me that some people who are supposed to be close just dont care about themselves, no self improvement, just sit in front of the TV eating shit food and smoking ARRRRGH

9083fc  No.376236


9083fc  No.376237


i think women in general just dont understand the concept of self improvement tbh

35f57f  No.376238

>go shopping

>constantly asks me if i want something even though she says she wont speak

>say no

>she puts it in the trolley anyway


0e8796  No.376239



Mummies are all the same smh

35f57f  No.376240

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7ec6a8  No.376241

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0e8796  No.376242

>tfw asks if you want something fromt he show

>says no

>come home smiling at me and hands me a big snickers bar, just happy to fill 'er boy up

smh. it's not even my favourite

35f57f  No.376243

File: 4936a8fff48e932⋯.gif (88.51 KB, 498x416, 249:208, 1549197122804.gif)

>have an uncontrollable feeling I can't help

>somehow I am the bad person, even though I can't help it

just like when I am disgusted by two homofaggots kissing, if I show any disgust to it I am a bad person, or if I say I don't feel love

0e8796  No.376244


What is that?

9083fc  No.376245


>roooo mummy you know i only like it when you get me THREE sníckérs bárs

7d6bbc  No.376246

File: 0fd9e6bbd5899c4⋯.png (321.55 KB, 570x393, 190:131, ClipboardImage.png)

35f57f  No.376247


my hairline tbh

0e8796  No.376248


some truth to it tbh. If there is only one the enjoyment will be over once it's eaten, but if there is more you get to saviour the first one and then anticipate the next one.

7ec6a8  No.376249

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35f57f  No.376250

File: 73a919535776b1d⋯.png (16.63 KB, 639x469, 639:469, 73a919535776b1d3e29291fbfe….png)

>ywn get any enjoyment from food, alcohol or fizzy drinks, or anything

0e8796  No.376251


>something you unironically enjoyed as a kid

7d6bbc  No.376252

one pack of cookies in the oven now lids

0e8796  No.376253


based pirate of the caribbean


>Anglos actually have to make cookies and can't buy them premade

9083fc  No.376254

File: 81002bd16ed8ae9⋯.png (63.25 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, ClipboardImage.png)

9083fc  No.376255

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yes we can

35f57f  No.376256

File: 97e3e0021c270d0⋯.jpg (40.04 KB, 832x568, 104:71, 1548436074004.jpg)

wanked like 4 times today

7d6bbc  No.376257

File: 8f28db1e772bb67⋯.png (284.1 KB, 566x349, 566:349, Smug Gabber.PNG)


>Norgies actually have to make gfs out of Pikachu plushies and can't get them premade

35f57f  No.376258

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71260c  No.376259


yeah but then there's no novelty, each bar offers diminishing returns

35f57f  No.376260

>your irl friend who moved away and hasnt been online for 5 months

9083fc  No.376261

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