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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 692a69d4efd48a6⋯.png (377.67 KB, 590x350, 59:35, ClipboardImage.png)

9655ad  No.375540

Dover migrants: Border Force launch emergency search after EMPTY boat seen off Kent coast

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1091618/dover-migrants-border-force-officials-search-kent-coast-empty-boat

>THREE lifeboats, a helicopter and Border Force officials launched an emergency search after an empty boat was seen floating off the Kent coast this morning, it has been confirmed.

>It is unknown how many people were on the dinghy or where they are now. A number of lifejackets were also been spotted near Shakespeare beach. Confirming the operation, the Home Office said in a statement: “Border Force is currently dealing with an ongoing small boat incident off the Kent coast.

>“Further details will be provided once the situation has been resolved.”

>The search has since been called off after no-one was found.

>The latest update comes less than a week after a group of 34 migrants were brought to shore after trying to travel to the UK in a small boat.

>Once safely brought to shore, all on board were transferred to immigration officials for interview.

>Nearly 100 people are thought to have tried to cross the English Channel in small boats so far this year.

Theresa May under pressure to consider Brexit delay

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-47352446

>Theresa May is facing growing calls to say she would delay Brexit rather than leave the EU if no deal is in place by the end of March.

>A new plan from some Tory MPs suggests ministers postpone Brexit until 23 May "to conclude negotiations".

>It is being suggested as an alternative to cross-party proposals which would see MPs take control of the process.

>Dutch PM Mark Rutte warned Mrs May the UK was "sleepwalking into a no-deal scenario" and needed to "wake up".

>The pair met at a summit in Egypt, as she presses EU leaders for more concessions to her deal.

Trump and the North Korean leader 'have a chance' to achieve total denuclearization

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6741641/Trump-cools-expectation-ahead-summit-Kim-Jong-Un.html

>President Trump remained coy on the itinerary for his meeting with Kim, but promised the two-and-a-half day summit would be 'interesting'

>Trump declared that him and Kim Jong Un have developed a 'very good' relationship over the past year and do manage to see eye-to-eye on matters

>He cooled any expectation of a profound breakthrough in denuclearization talks in a convoluted speech that hinted at total disarmament - 'but maybe not'

>In a tweet, Trump predicted that North Korea could become an economic superpower if it acquiesced the the US' demands to disarm

9655ad  No.375542

File: 3c4dc866f4c16a6⋯.jpg (238.83 KB, 936x1200, 39:50, tumblr_ojvrlkcS0y1u0qzj2o1….jpg)

first for beautiful anglo womyn


e38185  No.375543

>>375540

goodlad.


e38185  No.375544

nice linking keek


e38185  No.375545


9655ad  No.375546

File: 0807152b840d7e2⋯.jpg (65.87 KB, 500x749, 500:749, 0807152b840d7e2143681d34cb….jpg)

>>375544

i know i probs did something wrong because ive never made a thread before but i cba

>>375545


7d6bbc  No.375547

File: 40d6e8b66781b0e⋯.png (313.09 KB, 823x766, 823:766, ClipboardImage.png)

>normies


e38185  No.375548

Told the bosswoman no. Based. Fuck her.

>>375546

>i know i probs did something wrong because ive never made a thread before but i cba

You did fine okay I guess smh

>>375547

keek. They only react to that to non-londoners? Or to anyone saying hullo?


e38185  No.375549

File: 0b667ea9e2d9469⋯.png (2.55 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 57d4d80f6f0ad3e⋯.png (1.83 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Anyone seen this?


381221  No.375550

>>375540

panzie make me an entire cyberpunk apartment chipset for rpg maker 2003 okthankyou ta

also make me an old detective in a long coat sprite with all walking animations

cheers


381221  No.375551

>>375540

Goodlad.


e38185  No.375552

File: 3693cd6065f8454⋯.png (120.63 KB, 2100x1200, 7:4, cool lad.png)

>>375550

>old detective in a long coat


381221  No.375553

>>375552

He's beautiful. Might actually steal this design keek


ff3bd5  No.375554

File: df37be82ebf0503⋯.png (241.2 KB, 500x500, 1:1, tumblr_nqasfgtG4I1tbzd8wo1….png)

oh my internet is back at last

>>375548

no to what lad?

>You did fine okay I guess smh

smh

>>375550

chipset? like a tileset for an isometric top down thing? also no, pay me ok thankyou


ff3bd5  No.375555

*plays minecraft just like the bad old days*

*sssssips*


e6eb75  No.375556

>>375554

>oh my internet is back at last

what happened?


6ba0f0  No.375557

File: 0cfb42c6ca59a3a⋯.png (6.88 KB, 454x408, 227:204, f6ab45a6d8dd6b3d34b1f91c71….png)


15200b  No.375558

File: 22110bfdf6b7697⋯.jpg (26.14 KB, 447x305, 447:305, emd.jpg)


6ba0f0  No.375559

File: 2fd3976f9ade2e5⋯.png (64.73 KB, 1400x800, 7:4, 2fd3976f9ade2e537616b71bd0….png)

>>375553

>He's beautiful.

yes. yes he is.


ff3bd5  No.375560

>>375556

shitted out for 30 minutes or so

>>375558

she's pretty but the way she's pouting makes it look like she has a bit of negroid in her


a9c11f  No.375561

>>375555

>griefing kid's servers with me buds back when the first multiplayer demo came out

I was a bit of a dick. lol.


6ba0f0  No.375562

>>375547

this meme is the truth tbh

Londoners are so up their own arses, for no good reason whatsoever. London is a fucking dump


15200b  No.375563

File: 168223f18448cec⋯.jpg (23.53 KB, 357x309, 119:103, nm87.jpg)


a9c11f  No.375564

>>375562

Do you ave alectricity down there yet? lole. I know the Qween, I do.


6ba0f0  No.375565

>>375564

>Do you ave alectricity down there yet?

One Londoner asked if we have duvets in the North. He wasn't even joking. He thought duvets were some modern cosmopolitan thing, and outside of London people still used sheets and blankets


ff3bd5  No.375566

>>375562

its because there is no such thing as a "londoner", london is so multiculti, such a mix of people thrown in together that it causes everyone to be on their guard, so everyone is a stranger to everyone, therefore nobody wants to talk to anyone or even just say hello


a9c11f  No.375567

>>375565

London's like the America of England.

>hey, y'all live in castles, right? Do you still have pirates?


e38185  No.375568

>>375554

no to working tonight. I know she only asked because there is extra work smh


e38185  No.375569

>>375559

>>375557

Hi handsome. Seen >>375549?

Also I want to watch vid related https://ffmovies.ru/film/alita-battle-angel.rjp5q/vvnkr62 when there is a better quality out there. Not even the koreans could help us this time smh


a9c11f  No.375570

>>375569

It'd be fun to watch the Alita OVA to prepare. Haven't seen it in ages.


e38185  No.375571

>>375558

>>375563

>the Westie pout


e38185  No.375572

>>375570

but that'd be like a spoiler smh


7d6bbc  No.375573

File: 57ad38df554ae3a⋯.png (77.16 KB, 250x189, 250:189, ClipboardImage.png)

Just tried jellied eels lads

>this is the kind of shit SA LARPs about how much he loves


e38185  No.375574

>>375573

>jellied eels

jesus christ why


7d6bbc  No.375575

File: 58a5897ed23e5f3⋯.png (558.24 KB, 799x470, 17:10, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375574

I've always been curious to try them and they were reduced really cheap so it seemed like a good opportunity… The eel meat is actually really nice but the jelly is foul.


a9c11f  No.375576

>>375575

What's eel taste like?


e6eb75  No.375577

File: 0050bda6aa73849⋯.mp4 (12.19 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, based and redpilled.mp4)

fuck bikers, lol


a9c11f  No.375578

>>375577

Can't tell if that was an accident or not. Did he died?


7d6bbc  No.375579

it's like eating a pork pie but instead of lovely pastry crust there's just a shitload of the jelly on the outside

>>375576

Light seafood taste, a bit like un-seasoned salmon, but there's not much of an aftertaste which is nice. There was also a bit of a peppery flavour but I expect that's from the seasoning.


e6eb75  No.375580

>>375578

I don't know any of the context, either tbh, Looks like road rage to me.


e38185  No.375581

>>375575

just look at it. come on. nobody wants to try that


7d6bbc  No.375582

File: 0cf2af41db1e685⋯.png (729.7 KB, 770x431, 770:431, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375581

t. Scandi


6ba0f0  No.375583

>>375569

I've not seen The Void tbh, is it good?


e38185  No.375584

>>375582

well yeah I don't eat the crap we make either

>>375583

dno, looks interesting


ff3bd5  No.375585

>>375584

>well yeah I don't eat the crap we make either

not very patriotic of you, lad


e38185  No.375586

>>375585

Potatoes aren't even native to the land smh


a9c11f  No.375587

>not eating shite food to piss off the furriners


381221  No.375588

File: 83c3ceecc53bb32⋯.png (113.15 KB, 529x386, 529:386, 1550522801332.png)

shave and a haircut have made me look so much better

feeling good lads


7d6bbc  No.375589

>>375588 (honked)

good boi, when's your next driving test booked for lad?


e38185  No.375590

>>375588

show us before and after pics, lad. I know you have them

>>375587

>eatign shit meansy ou win

keek


f5e97b  No.375591

>>375573

>SA LARPs about how much he loves

Keek he tries so hard


e38185  No.375592

File: 9c268d9864cc142⋯.png (3.35 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 79397097dc605aa⋯.png (101.96 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, ClipboardImage.png)

oof shouldn't have had that last burger and chips


a9c11f  No.375593

>>375592

Baste and Evropean.


ff3bd5  No.375594


e38185  No.375595

File: 33a7e899e9e196f⋯.png (250.02 KB, 388x502, 194:251, 33a7e899e9e196f53b8bf3ded1….png)


7d6bbc  No.375596

File: 0de7d7ee0394619⋯.png (358.63 KB, 644x429, 644:429, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375591

Honestly the way he is makes me think he's a yank. I picture him as being like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

>Cor' bloimey mistah oi can't wait to grub up on some jellied eels and then pop down the boozah for a little jolly rogerin' in the lav. I ain't not never not looking forward to that.


e38185  No.375597

File: 74b99e653d87692⋯.png (1.59 MB, 800x1199, 800:1199, ClipboardImage.png)


e38185  No.375598

File: e1c10183937fa2b⋯.png (793.87 KB, 826x960, 413:480, ClipboardImage.png)

The Kaydog


e38185  No.375599

File: 1a40036e51ee916⋯.png (1.08 MB, 951x960, 317:320, ClipboardImage.png)

The Lewdog


7d6bbc  No.375600

File: be3ffbd66d171aa⋯.mp4 (1.22 MB, 640x640, 1:1, Goodboi.mp4)


282e2b  No.375601

the "news" in the OP is really triggering smh

>invaders

>traitors

>>375549

I saw The Endless, I think it's part of a trilogy and The Void is one of the sequels, maybe

wouldn't mind seeing it

>>375598

poor things tbh, hate selective breeding for retarded traits like that

what is the utility of having such a muzzle?


e38185  No.375602

>>375601

What's the utility of ginger hair?


282e2b  No.375603

>>375602

dunno lad you tell me seeing as you are ginger and I am not


e38185  No.375604

>>375603

>I-I'M NOT A GINGER STOOOP

It's okay, lad


15200b  No.375605

File: 7dc2e90be8e9011⋯.jpg (51.59 KB, 640x628, 160:157, 7dc2e90be8e90117adccaa508a….jpg)


282e2b  No.375606

smh lad stop trying to wind me up

there's loads of photographic evidence


7d6bbc  No.375607

>>375605

How does such a low-quality photo exist in this day and age?


e38185  No.375608

File: 3608787a2ce29e2⋯.png (914.43 KB, 767x807, 767:807, ClipboardImage.png)

Absolute unit


e6eb75  No.375609

>>375607

>literally makes this comment

how does it feel to be this gay, anon? look, tits. there you go.

*siiip* yaep.


15200b  No.375610

>>375607

can you find a better high res or original sauce?


e38185  No.375611

>>375606

keek

>>375609

I'm not feeling it either. post a sexy woman


15200b  No.375612

File: aad0c35385b6783⋯.jpg (151.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, WIN_20190214_17_37_23_Pro.jpg)


e38185  No.375613

>>375612

that one of your trannies, lad?


7d6bbc  No.375614

>>375609

It looks like it was taken on a potato. Probably been edited to fuck and the artefacts are from whatever shitty app the ugly ho used.

>*siiip* yaep.

keeek, warwickshite is that you?


15200b  No.375615

File: f4a3e8da7594b1c⋯.jpg (328.07 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, IMG_20181220_060651_169.jpg)

>>375613

it's sophowo


e38185  No.375616

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ew


e38185  No.375617

>>375615

Oh god it is. la creatura tranny tier


86326f  No.375618

File: f4bc4ebe9c1e13c⋯.jpeg (204.84 KB, 1080x1044, 30:29, 8DD6D827-7EBA-4491-A311-F….jpeg)

*airdrops to you on the train*


282e2b  No.375619

File: 975f3aa39e7b256⋯.png (178.69 KB, 608x596, 152:149, ClipboardImage.png)


15200b  No.375620

>>375619

what does that mean?


282e2b  No.375621

File: d349c152b48b5b9⋯.png (64.96 KB, 580x580, 1:1, backpack cuck.png)

File: dadf8d1892f9266⋯.png (1.07 MB, 720x899, 720:899, hotwheels backpack cuck.png)


e38185  No.375622

File: 759951e9e4057fd⋯.png (93.17 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 759951e9e4057fd372550e55c6….png)

>>375619

>backpack-cucked


e38185  No.375623

>>375618

he should have kept ziggeh around for pics like this. Did you quit your job yet? I stood up to the bossman today tbh. Fuck that shitty route he proposed


ff3bd5  No.375624

>>375601

sorry lad

>>375616

fat tbh. hate thots who aren't even hot who do this shit


7d6bbc  No.375625

File: f68e43c435439d3⋯.png (6.4 MB, 1696x5283, 1696:5283, ClipboardImage.png)


e38185  No.375626

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Need a route where I don't meet so many people smh

>>375624

>fat tbh. hate thots who aren't even hot who do this shit

tbh


ed5aa8  No.375627

File: 3a1560fe4d4ee41⋯.jpeg (150.73 KB, 850x910, 85:91, 2D280CE9-0B83-4C4B-A5CB-1….jpeg)

>>375623

I’ll quit when I get something new. Need to apply for another today. When I get one, I will just call in and say that I am not coming in anymore. Then I will do my exit interview usually done in person over email and send it to the CEO too so he knows what cunts his managers are. Including mentioning when the manager talks about sex and how female bodies work in front of his mainly female team. Also the bitch manager has a I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER CUT so she deserves to be punished for that alone.

I will destroy them.


ff3bd5  No.375628

>>375627

i miss when you worked at the garden centre tbh

why did you change to the office job?


e38185  No.375629

File: f741c33c76cebe5⋯.png (967.78 KB, 998x629, 998:629, f741c33c76cebe5f4be60ef4d0….png)

>>375627

Oh now hat did you do to my BOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY

>Including mentioning when the manager talks about sex and how female bodies work in front of his mainly female team.

But we do that all the time to you smh


e38185  No.375630

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Thanks for the sound effects, yanks. every time


7d6bbc  No.375631

File: 03fd63a329ad525⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.02 MB, 1080x1766, 540:883, ClipboardImage.png)

>women


ff3bd5  No.375632

>>375629

what is this pic lad


ff3bd5  No.375633

>>375631

all of those pics look shopped, but also, what the fug


ed5aa8  No.375634

>>375628

I was fed up of retail and wanted more money and if I hadn’t moved from the garden centre I’d have never met the prince. I do miss working around flowers though.


e38185  No.375635

File: 27dffcc677e346a⋯.jpg (57.91 KB, 798x661, 798:661, 1549383565819.jpg)

>>375631

>that horse girl in class

>>375632

Jazz poppin' with the Godfather commenting.


7d6bbc  No.375636

>>375632

It's a famous quote from The Godfather crudely superimposed over that tranny who for some reason yanks are obsessing over

>>375633

The thing is, even if it is fake (not just the tits but like the story and all) it's still fucking weird because she's the one who made it all


ed5aa8  No.375637

>>375629

You’re not liberals and cucked though. Plus this manager has messed me around so much in dumping all the crap he’s done in one email.


f5e97b  No.375638

>>375596

Kek, yeah or he's he's GCHQ's idea of what a young right wing man is like

>>375621

Who in the fuck made that image?


7d6bbc  No.375639

>>375638

>Who in the fuck made that image?

see >>375625 it's from that thread or the follow up


ff3bd5  No.375640

>>375636

link to the post? you seem to have screenshotted it from a blind downie's computer

>>375634

well now that you've met the prince i suppose you can do anything, tbh


ed5aa8  No.375641

>>375640

Plan is, I’ll move first. Then he will move to work in whatever town or city I work in and we’ll get somewhere rural with good transport links. Then we will have a baby.


7d6bbc  No.375642

>>375640

I don't think there's anything left of her on Reddit it got purged hard, but I do have her /r9k/ appearance https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/43285178/#43294363

the /pol/ threads she posted in may have survived also


e38185  No.375643

File: 1ce56d85f70fb7e⋯.png (8.08 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>the pic I'm not showing is where I make a soy face next to its cock and balls


7d6bbc  No.375644

>>375641

>we’ll get somewhere rural with good transport links

AKA a future London borough. No point in going rural if you haven't got your own transportation.


ed5aa8  No.375645

>>375644

Well learning to drive will go on the list of plans then. We get very overwhelmed in big cities.


e38185  No.375646

>>375645

You can drive, right? It's just the turns


7d6bbc  No.375647

File: c806cfd0cc1fb9a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 57.91 KB, 973x464, 973:464, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cd00e5fd6ae0658⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 443.14 KB, 400x492, 100:123, Pie.png)


7d6bbc  No.375648

didn't mean to spoil that, it's sfw


ed5aa8  No.375649

>>375646

I am drive more than he can.


e38185  No.375650

File: 2139a1afc04cc02⋯.mp4 (11.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, driving k style.mp4)

>And then the engine died and Kay got the last laugh

>>375649

>I am drive more than he can.

Are you drugged?


ff3bd5  No.375651

>>375647

did not need to read this shit today jesus christ


e38185  No.375652

>>375651

that's pretty tame tbh


7d6bbc  No.375653

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>375649

>I am drive more than he can

I can lock all my doors,

it's the only way live,

in cars


282e2b  No.375654

>>375624

not your fault the news is shit smh

>>375638

see the earlier thread screencap

early 8chan days


7d6bbc  No.375655

File: b08ab31867bb82e⋯.jpg (2.41 MB, 1600x8500, 16:85, TileGuy.jpg)

tileguy was quality too


ff3bd5  No.375656

>>375652

probably compared to what you wrangle your johnson to yeah

>>375654

ta lad


e38185  No.375657

>>375656

>probably compared to what you wrangle your johnson to yeah

t. draws bois with their nips out


ff3bd5  No.375658

>>375657

>t. draws bois with their nips out

u wot lad


ff3bd5  No.375659

who'se the one who made the banner with a drawing of are beloved westie as a gay furry [with his nips out]


ff3bd5  No.375660

hmmmm


eef549  No.375661

File: a19d6de7cd04388⋯.png (10.38 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 1551043893144.png)

>>375650

>when he makes you sound more autistic than you actually are


e38185  No.375662

>>375658

don't make me post it, lad, it will confirm your homosexual tendencies for everyone to see and there will be no going back. People will call you gay, but this time it will sting because they actually mean it and don't say it jokingly.

>>375661

What do you mean that's my normal voice


e38185  No.375663

File: 6e56695286cd9fd⋯.png (9.45 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Don't worry he's just happy to see you. You should be honoured, he's the King's horseIn the play.


e38185  No.375664

>used to think horse sausage was made from horse penis


35f57f  No.375665

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)


7d6bbc  No.375666

File: 91b68cac53cd6ec⋯.png (284.08 KB, 500x324, 125:81, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375664

in chink countries it is


e38185  No.375667

>>375665

Oi, lad. Got a gf again?


e38185  No.375668

>>375666

Oh God no


35f57f  No.375669

File: c4df27088916ee9⋯.png (11.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, c4df27088916ee9fc5861f17b1….png)

>>375667

n-not yet hehe…

got the sniffles, my mother gave them to me smh

i REFUSE to let my body have a cold

life WILL be good


7d6bbc  No.375670

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


e38185  No.375671

File: b96904351711a16⋯.png (5.66 KB, 189x49, 27:7, ClipboardImage.png)

wdmDADmbt


ff3bd5  No.375672

>>375666

>those trips

>this post

why must china be like this


7d6bbc  No.375673

>>375670

for >>375668

>>375672

watch the video I just posted


e38185  No.375674

>>375670

NOOOOOOOOOOOO


23b82b  No.375675

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e38185  No.375676

>>375675

>needing a video instruction for this achievement

keeeeeeeek


e38185  No.375677

imagine playing on American servers


7d6bbc  No.375678

you'd think that after 1000 years the Chinks would have realised that it doesn't actually make your own one bigger


35f57f  No.375679

going to steal some minoxidil tbh lads


e38185  No.375680

>>375678

B-boomer lad, that you?


e38185  No.375681

>>375679

Keek. I have 6 bottles I never bothered to use


381221  No.375682

File: fe80d6ca8805a63⋯.png (298.23 KB, 400x541, 400:541, leon1.png)

>>375675

>tfw still have super rare achievement from like 2007 on my account

don't think I'll ever play an mmo again… feels… kinda wanna play classic


35f57f  No.375683

>>375681

send em to me lad

or are they out of date?


7d6bbc  No.375684

>>375680

no lid, why?


e38185  No.375685

>>375684

Sounded like something boomer lad would say smh. Where is he now?

>>375683

out of date I think


35f57f  No.375686

>>375685

have they all turned into foamy shit?


e38185  No.375687

>>375686

oh I don't think they are expired. Says they expire 08/19


f61bb1  No.375688

>>375671

Google translate fails me so I don't know tbh.


7d6bbc  No.375689

File: 68477064a9eed53⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 245x245, 1:1, nance.gif)

>>375685

>Where is he now

he's dead, wrapped in plastic


35f57f  No.375690

File: f52bc06fa8da54e⋯.png (409.19 KB, 500x775, 20:31, 1549040571271.png)


eef549  No.375691

File: 2fd0f2a8e5e0cd6⋯.png (25.31 KB, 853x123, 853:123, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 31178ba3a60512d⋯.gif (105.23 KB, 511x512, 511:512, 1550699136546.gif)


e38185  No.375692

>>375688

Hm, only one of the words are dialect.

It should say "at Lerkendal but nobody is playing", grammar isn't the best but it's written the way you'd talk.

>>375689

I've heard nothing of this. They plotted his murder and called him out to the scene? Why?

>>375691

TOO. MUCH. INFORMATION.


282e2b  No.375693

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)

>>375691

>the definition of mental impairment changes depending on what ethnicity and gender you are so I will never get the bennies I need to become a functioning human bean


e38185  No.375694

File: 5c21c1a730a7653⋯.png (3.23 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


e38185  No.375695

File: f7d82612363f8a2⋯.png (298 KB, 937x638, 937:638, 1550669266939.png)

>wanting to be retarded


35f57f  No.375696

>>375695

i just dont get it tbh


7d6bbc  No.375697

If I were boomerlad it would be more like

you'd THINK that

after 1000 YEARS the CHINKs

would have realised that it doesn'tactually

make your own one BIGGER


ff3bd5  No.375698

>>375693

>the definition of mental impairment changes depending on what ethnicity and gender you are

so they admit that womyn and wogs are less intelligent and have lower standards accordingly or what?


282e2b  No.375699

File: f143c529b360914⋯.png (377 KB, 530x380, 53:38, joker2.png)

>>375695

the utter state of modernity

the more incapable you are the more advantages you get in this society that we live in


35f57f  No.375700

the absolute STATE of wessie in 2019


e38185  No.375701

>>375697

KEEEK yeah that sounds about right

>>375696

because you're retarded

>>375699

That's socialism in general for you


35f57f  No.375702

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

lads..


35f57f  No.375703

File: 73a919535776b1d⋯.png (16.63 KB, 639x469, 639:469, 73a919535776b1d3e29291fbfe….png)

>>375701

>because you're retarded


e38185  No.375704

>tfw super tired but dad is too weak to be able to carry you to bed


35f57f  No.375705

>>375704

im sure he has the energy to masturbate though


e38185  No.375706

>>375705

yeah a really dry rub of the cock, only about to get partially into the porn as his wife is sleeping in the room next to the living room and his son can rush up the stairs at any moment.


ff3bd5  No.375707

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)


35f57f  No.375708

>>375706

lmao

he should fuck your blind mum in her sleep tbh


e38185  No.375709

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>375708

kek she sleeps really lightly. That's why dad has to sleep in the storage room, where we store everything old that we don't need anymore


35f57f  No.375710

File: 9437ae31b3d98d6⋯.jpg (379.29 KB, 1111x597, 1111:597, golden lel.jpg)

>>375709

maybe your mummy wants you instead of him


e38185  No.375711

he has to fap in the living room because that bed is right next to the wall to my room and it squeaks a lot. I suspect he used to masturbate in his car before, I remember him going out for a drive right before bed, and I found a porn back in his work car once.

>>375710

well yeah me and my brothers slept in her bed until we were like 10-12


e38185  No.375712

>porn back

porn mag* dno what happened there


35f57f  No.375713

File: 33ae44f9290d393⋯.png (373.19 KB, 430x585, 86:117, j.png)


e38185  No.375714

>>375713

I talked about it before when I mentioned how I had to sleep facing away from her because I was afraid my sperm would crawl across the sheets and impregnate her.


ff3bd5  No.375715

>>375714

you masturbated in bed with your mummy?


35f57f  No.375716

File: 8aafba28119e3dc⋯.gif (2.59 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 1546860575634.gif)

>>375714

HAHAHAHA

does she have a nice body?


e38185  No.375717

>>375715

I can't remember, I think I did it. But I thought that cummies could climb out of your dick even without your help

>>375716

not really. She's must be close to 60 now


eef549  No.375718

File: 3e893f2719700f3⋯.png (58.46 KB, 720x589, 720:589, 1550438237815.png)

>>375714

KEEEEK

>>375716

She's a goddess.


e38185  No.375719

>>375718

Nice body, dude


35f57f  No.375720

>>375718

well she's got to be a beautiful women, she gave birth to 22st after all


7d6bbc  No.375721

File: 80a91c83fb6747f⋯.png (13.44 KB, 249x255, 83:85, a97e85874c71305f16f45ef912….png)

>go for a poo

>the change of direction this thread has undergone


ff3bd5  No.375722

>>375721

shouldn't have gone for a poo then should you lad


eef549  No.375723

>>375721

>posts Shaggy when everyone in the thread wants to Shaggy 22st's pirate mummy


e38185  No.375724

>>375720

aw thank you, lad

>>375721

>22 minute poo


e38185  No.375725

File: 34474a0aa1ca0e1⋯.png (517.31 KB, 790x625, 158:125, ClipboardImage.png)

keeeeeeeeeek


35f57f  No.375726

File: 6d0722a3a27ff7a⋯.jpg (274.03 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, grinch.jpg)


e38185  No.375727

@Wesshog

want to watch that film with me, cutie?


eef549  No.375728

File: 4a801efd5a0923f⋯.png (180.98 KB, 1822x547, 1822:547, ClipboardImage.png)


7d6bbc  No.375729

>>375724

I didn't go immediately after my last post lad smh and it takes time to get to and from the toilet


e38185  No.375730

>>375729

>and it takes time to get to and from the toilet

wew look at this big house rich boy


7d6bbc  No.375731

>>375730

>having a toilet in your house

disgusting


e38185  No.375732

>>375728

Dragged a bit, lass. You can do better writing than this.


282e2b  No.375733

>>375727

sure, in video games until 8 though


e38185  No.375734

File: 1d6b369a1341dbb⋯.webm (2.56 MB, 700x394, 350:197, Magadan.webm)


e38185  No.375735

>>375731

but poo goblins stab your arse if you shit in one of those outdoor loos


eef549  No.375736

File: 612a6a0df6d26a4⋯.gif (320.64 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1545114540269.gif)

>got voted the most likely to be a serial killer at work

>just like my old job


35f57f  No.375737

File: 281d71ddf92d31c⋯.jpg (358.45 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, uncle ted.jpg)

>>375736

do you have psycho eyes like me lass?


97b72a  No.375738

hullo


e38185  No.375739

>>375737

Yeah I noted her eyes from the first pic I saw her.

>>375736

it's alright lass, everyone wishes they were that cool psychopath


97b72a  No.375740

File: 493c81e94f78f5b⋯.png (68.99 KB, 595x447, 595:447, c546f0a01b7a9d72018240c669….png)


15200b  No.375741

>>375736

are you a left hander?


35f57f  No.375742

>>375739

can you send me a pic of them on disc0rd?


e38185  No.375743

File: 55aff8d5b761345⋯.png (45.25 KB, 542x616, 271:308, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375740

>>375738

OI OI OI OI OI OI OI


d0f809  No.375744

>>375736

You and the prince can be the modern day Myra Hindley and Ian Brady


e38185  No.375745

>>375742

>them

goodlad, that's their preferred pronoun. And nah m8 I am sure she will post a pic herself in the thread tbh


eef549  No.375746

File: 5322b6bff4b0d8d⋯.png (173.51 KB, 583x343, 583:343, dylan roof me.png)

DON'T CROSS ME


35f57f  No.375747

boring


eef549  No.375748

>>375747

Post your face.


7d6bbc  No.375749

File: 131142fa0eb0c6c⋯.png (1.9 MB, 2120x1414, 1060:707, ClipboardImage.png)


e38185  No.375750

File: 336b72e3026fd4b⋯.jpg (3.12 KB, 242x66, 11:3, 21100377_10212396712286777….jpg)


282e2b  No.375751

must be an autist thing tbh


35f57f  No.375752

>>375748

only on disc0rd


7d6bbc  No.375753

File: 00350079ff1b962⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 703.99 KB, 900x450, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I really want to violently fuck Charlotte Richie tbh lads


35f57f  No.375754

File: a653b1d1ec10328⋯.png (7.9 KB, 250x202, 125:101, a653b1d1ec10328f506093cad7….png)


d0f809  No.375755

>>375750

>bangs

hmmmst


7bd32d  No.375756

File: 0cb6779df83fc57⋯.png (60.28 KB, 605x520, 121:104, 73e6c2261c6220b5035864b678….png)


35f57f  No.375757

>>375750

thats the "i'm into sexually depraved shit" look tbh


e38185  No.375758

>>375755

she is very open about her fringe

>>375757

she did let the prince bite her and write that message about crushing horse bollocks tbh

>>375756

Wanna watch that film at 9, m9?


e38185  No.375759

by 9 I mean 8


e38185  No.375760

Anyone know the music at 7 minutes in this video?

https://youtu.be/tRYbO3t2Asc


35f57f  No.375761

>>375758

do you think she grooms her fanny hair into a fringe?


e34838  No.375762

File: 16cdd16a24fad9f⋯.png (35.01 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 16cdd16a24fad9fb68892c2722….png)

>>375758

>Wanna watch that film at 9, m9?

sounds like a date


d0f809  No.375763

>>375758

>she did let the prince bite her

that's not depraved


e38185  No.375764

>>375761

Maybe, she is a gardener.


eef549  No.375765


ff3bd5  No.375766

File: e371c9d280f5dbf⋯.png (124.56 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 61efa4c93ed58294e39a4a2e36….png)


35f57f  No.375767

>>375763

showing us childbirthing videos is, however


35f57f  No.375768

File: 6b9a08a161a812e⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 548x500, 137:125, wojak.jpg)

*wants to send 22 a picture of my eyes but knows he will probably post it in the thread*


d0f809  No.375769

>>375767

that's something we're all going to have to deal with when our wives give birth


35f57f  No.375770

>>375769

yeah but she was getting off on it

sick woman, she is


e38185  No.375771

>>375763

In Martin town it is

>>375762

Yeah, and date rhymes with 8 and m8, it'll be easy to remember!

>>375765

I recognise that URL

>>375768

KEEK. See, I am good at protecting the privacy of my customers, I only posted those eyes because they have been posted so many times before tbh she looks worse today


eef549  No.375772

>>375770

I wasn't. It was amusing me when you were getting disgusted. I like seeing people squirm.

>>375771

Then you know the song!


e34838  No.375773

>>375771

>Yeah, and date rhymes with 8 and m8, it'll be easy to remember!

is it at 8 or 9? m8 or m9 ?


7d6bbc  No.375774

File: 8899f1b5b354e00⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 22.6 KB, 640x559, 640:559, 0d.jpg)

>post just made me think of the lads on /shit/ that claim to have social lives and gfs etc but spend all day every day posting there


e38185  No.375775

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)

>>375773

IT'S 8

OR SHORTLY AFTER WHEN THE FAT GINGER GETS HERE


35f57f  No.375776

>>375774

tbh i only post here because i cant do much at night smh


e34838  No.375777

>>375775

that' in 15 minutes then?


e38185  No.375778

>>375774

Unlike us cool lads.

>>375776

tbh Dorshite often goes missing sometimes

>>375772

> I like seeing people squirm.

the source of her ball torture fetish

>Then you know the song!

Yes. I did not open it.


7d6bbc  No.375779

File: 36b1eb10de29660⋯.png (430.01 KB, 540x568, 135:142, ClipboardImage.png)

>Labour has today officially backed a 2nd referendum


d0f809  No.375780

File: 48f88b62534af14⋯.jpg (15.45 KB, 233x303, 233:303, 48f88b62534af14ec029758bf7….jpg)


e34838  No.375781

>>375779

didn't Labour Remainers split off to form their own party ?


e38185  No.375782

>>375777

yeah, sweet trips


d0f809  No.375783

File: 1abbf37e68e66b7⋯.jpg (27.13 KB, 300x451, 300:451, 1_largelisting.jpg)

>>375781

not all of them

people like areliz are still in there


d0f809  No.375784

File: e1f9f65ecf1bf5f⋯.png (4.19 MB, 1324x2048, 331:512, ClipboardImage.png)

baste


e38185  No.375785

File: b4d9f05b12595fb⋯.png (656.86 KB, 503x755, 503:755, ClipboardImage.png)

GET IN IF YOU WANT BOIS

https://www.rabb.it/22st

https://www.rabb.it/22st

https://www.rabb.it/22st

Starting in 15 minutes or so


e34838  No.375786

File: 8255dc3b84d258a⋯.png (22.98 KB, 568x452, 142:113, 8255dc3b84d258aa02e15cc4b7….png)

>>375783

fuck, this is bad.

So basically EVERYONE that voted Remain is now going to vote Labour for a second referendum, while the Brexit vote is split between the Tories, UKIP, Farage's new party, and For Britain

shit


d0f809  No.375787

>>375786

unlikely

there's still the lib dems and the new based centrists to split the remain vote


d0f809  No.375788

File: 83123f68e93b953⋯.png (4.71 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


35f57f  No.375789

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)


ff3bd5  No.375790

>>375785

what's it about


e38185  No.375791

File: 027c53d51b99933⋯.png (436.59 KB, 800x786, 400:393, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375788

MUMMY BERJER


e38185  No.375792

File: 53162ef27c97b85⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1502x1000, 751:500, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375790

>Shortly after delivering a patient to an understaffed hospital, a police officer experiences strange and violent occurrences seemingly linked to a group of mysterious hooded figures.


e34838  No.375793

>>375787

Farage should never have formed a new party, the ego driven idiot


7d6bbc  No.375794

File: 26e4d3cd655aab0⋯.png (136.8 KB, 466x308, 233:154, ClipboardImage.png)

Husband-and-wife team specialising in cleaning up gory crime scenes are confronted with 400 bags of poo and more than 250 cider bottles full of urine

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6741985/Cleaners-confronted-Britains-filthiest-house.html


ff3bd5  No.375795

File: d7f849761662623⋯.jpg (35.75 KB, 400x231, 400:231, tumblr_inline_ph6dsqXWcG1q….jpg)


ff3bd5  No.375796

>>375792

is that a shot from the movie? look totally unrelated to the poster tbh

>>375793

disagree tbh ukip is dead


7d6bbc  No.375797

File: d59b293e81e70ee⋯.jpg (20.01 KB, 288x301, 288:301, Cheeky doggo.jpg)

>>375786

>UKIP, Farage's new party, and For Britain

>getting any significant share of the votes


e38185  No.375798

File: cc3635081674f74⋯.jpg (94.25 KB, 471x388, 471:388, 1546420113610.jpg)


e38185  No.375799

>>375796

>is that a shot from the movie? look totally unrelated to the poster tbh

well yeah poster is kind of spoilery smh


e34838  No.375800

>>375796

>disagree tbh ukip is dead

they are higher in the polls than they've been for years


e38185  No.375801


ff3bd5  No.375802

>>375800

>actually knowing about politics


ff3bd5  No.375803

>>375801

where's the link lad?


e38185  No.375804


e38185  No.375805

Panzie is banned from my room


e38185  No.375806

And so is Kay


eef549  No.375807

File: 396b738dffa37d5⋯.png (308.89 KB, 2100x1200, 7:4, facial hair me.png)


e38185  No.375808

>>375807

I drew this from reference, her granny is Indian


7d6bbc  No.375809

File: 9b9c795a0d84953⋯.png (543.02 KB, 600x803, 600:803, ClipboardImage.png)

pic related is a pretty great "weird" movie, would highly recommend


25df3a  No.375810

>>375805

>>375806

What did they do?


eef549  No.375811

File: 2d6c9fee30d78aa⋯.jpg (215.93 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ziggy sleeping.jpg)

Nigh nigh


e38185  No.375812

>>375811

nigh

>>375810

Just joking about Panzie, but kay was naughty and spammed me with remote requests smh


ff3bd5  No.375813

>>375811

night lass sweet dreams


282e2b  No.375814

File: 869ee04948cee7e⋯.png (17.71 KB, 289x181, 289:181, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c5f49214101f8f5⋯.png (537.16 KB, 1278x1181, 1278:1181, speechless.png)

ladies and gentlemen, Norway's stupidest man


e34838  No.375815

File: b09c1f3db7156ef⋯.png (13.24 KB, 978x1150, 489:575, 525b84311f6133f9ee45b28a8b….png)

>>375814

HEY! STOP THAT!!

he works really hard, so sometimes he doesn't get time to check if he's on wifi or not, okay?


7d6bbc  No.375816

File: 7b3e73d47105214⋯.png (121.29 KB, 680x287, 680:287, dd629021fe9153e08e19ac70e7….png)


f637b2  No.375817

File: 5d6115bcb3e08d7⋯.png (64.75 KB, 675x651, 225:217, 1425807735588.png)

>>375814

Wireless was pretty good still

>>375815

thankslad


282e2b  No.375818

>>375816

ta lad


e34838  No.375819

File: 78fe13ac9a1bf60⋯.png (9.68 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 2bf0d3ded7829616626943f493….png)

>>375817

>thankslad

you know I've always got your back


e34838  No.375820

File: f85954d83921463⋯.png (104.64 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)


282e2b  No.375821

File: 9fe09e9b7c5d194⋯.png (109.51 KB, 1241x580, 1241:580, wewswoes1.png)

File: 77483a6b0d1e690⋯.png (229.53 KB, 1206x562, 603:281, wewswoes2.png)

File: 07cfdd4e6926bda⋯.png (303.18 KB, 1200x603, 400:201, wewswoes3.png)


a9c11f  No.375822

>>375821

Where is he, lids?


e34838  No.375823

>>375821

Do you have the rest? There were a few of these tales kek


282e2b  No.375824

>>375823

that's all of them lad, 40k originals from druidpol back in the day


e34838  No.375825

>>375824

what about the kikemarez ones?


282e2b  No.375826

>>375825

that is them I'm pretty sure


e34838  No.375827

File: a381c2b00d38331⋯.jpg (153.96 KB, 1032x727, 1032:727, millennialwoeslove.jpg)

>>375826

I love the re-occuring theme of this image of woes. this one just kills me


6e37e5  No.375828

File: 6cec51676d46044⋯.jpg (30.14 KB, 620x413, 620:413, 6646454.jpg)


c68456  No.375829

File: 3130f7c2147c801⋯.jpg (14.68 KB, 255x246, 85:82, missed it.jpg)

Missed film again


35f57f  No.375830

File: 24ff0b989538102⋯.jpg (320.26 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, 1550008602285.jpg)


f637b2  No.375831


c68456  No.375832


f637b2  No.375833

>>375832

What's up, lid?


c68456  No.375834

>>375833

Nothing much just busy moving so having trouble keeping up with threads smh


f637b2  No.375835

>>375834

Boomerlad?


c68456  No.375836

>>375835

Nah not me lad


ff3bd5  No.375837

night lods


f637b2  No.375838

>>375837

nigh lid


35f57f  No.375839

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)


a9c11f  No.375840

File: 960a373dbbd5c20⋯.jpg (23.14 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1226975649412.jpg)


88a078  No.375841

File: e7629e5cd3a2404⋯.png (165.84 KB, 370x504, 185:252, Syrian girl.png)

>microsoft have made it annoying to download wangblows ISOs


35f57f  No.375842

File: 929de85d181ba54⋯.jpg (288.78 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1550006325812.jpg)

>>375840

t. weakchin


a9c11f  No.375843

File: e3fe63d4aca05d5⋯.jpg (51.25 KB, 600x901, 600:901, 17b68372b1f1f7e833e4b73b19….jpg)


35f57f  No.375844

File: 723fb90355f0143⋯.jpg (340.33 KB, 1672x2533, 1672:2533, 1549928768831.jpg)

>>375843

was thinking about it earlier tbh

utterly hilarious

sorry but i cant help but laff


a9c11f  No.375845

File: 1b2f1f37842cbc0⋯.jpg (20.62 KB, 272x320, 17:20, grumpypotato.jpg)


6e37e5  No.375846

File: e06f6eb554436fc⋯.jpg (68.28 KB, 615x615, 1:1, Frances-Bishop-Feet-257363….jpg)


35f57f  No.375847

File: d41ba6817c9f656⋯.jpg (138.13 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1546597806327.jpg)

>>375846

lewd…

>>375845

i shouldnt make fun of you, especially considering that you could shoot me tbh


a9c11f  No.375848

File: e585d4e1837e5d2⋯.jpg (34.86 KB, 424x405, 424:405, a87054f6c5d55c729c163bbcd1….jpg)

>>375846

>>375847

sniff de queen


35f57f  No.375849

File: cacb35a34188049⋯.jpg (58.9 KB, 251x229, 251:229, 1551132399494.jpg)


c43707  No.375850

>>375784

starting to get on my nerves how everybody's using the hyphenated surname. her real surname would be "Cortez", the name before it is the maiden name. English naming convention traditionally omits the surname, the using both of her names is mestizoid creatura cultural imperialism

that and she probably wouldn't do well politically if she was only "Cortez" 'cause that's like the Hernan Cortez that massacred 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 taino indians or whatever


c43707  No.375851

traditionally omits the maiden name*


c43707  No.375852

File: 0de27d26ce4d54a⋯.png (72.23 KB, 255x252, 85:84, 0de27d26ce4d54a862e0c6b916….png)

wish I could go back in time and give a flower to that qt thicc pale mexy chick, just to see her gasp, smile wide and say "gracias" in that soft whispery voice


35f57f  No.375853

File: 51c750f4f04ba8c⋯.png (9.68 KB, 454x408, 227:204, 51c750f4f04ba8c3be7a6d6911….png)

yeah well you wont so fuck you HAHA retard


f637b2  No.375854

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

QUICK GOB


7d6bbc  No.375855

>>375853

>bullying another lad to suicide


c43707  No.375856

File: 5599646b7195b93⋯.png (132.55 KB, 396x385, 36:35, 5599646b7195b930cd6e6f2da8….png)

>>375853

the window is opportunity is still wide open for me to get a petite north indian gf, she has nice thick wavy hair and good fashion sense. decent t&a, probably cute feet, and I could easily have her wrapped around me finger with my charm and good looks, she already likes me I think, she did before

only thing is I wouldn't want to be seen with a swarthy lass, nor bring her home to mum. should find some basic bitch non-indo-aryan thot instead. just want a warm girly body to snuggle up against and kiss, touch her boobs, maybe learn the fucc as well. nothing too serious


c43707  No.375857

window of opportunity*

>>375855

I wouldn't suicide over some mexican thot. she was waifu-tier though, even though she didn't speak english. pale, pretty, lovely voice, big juicy bum


35f57f  No.375858

>>375855

Think I bullied that other ugly guy into suicide too. Not that I care much if he did die. Care about boomerlad a bit tho. Don't care about spic at all, wouldn't care if he died.


7d6bbc  No.375859

got disconnected The Poster Formerly Known As Binslad


c43707  No.375860

File: d38f32c2c972a5a⋯.png (25.28 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1513649354909.png)

>>375858

>this level of manlet salt


282e2b  No.375861

File: f339907186c0cea⋯.png (502.58 KB, 880x881, 880:881, murrca75.png)

>>375858

had to filter him again just now, the first person I've done it to in weeks

the yanking was too much as it is but it's worse that he doesn't realize how bad it is


35f57f  No.375862

>>375861

yes he is so stupid he doesnt realise

i really do hope the board is destroyed


7d6bbc  No.375863

this is a small enough board that surely you could just make a new one and migrate there to depose spic?


282e2b  No.375864

>>375863

the name and board of /newbrit/ carries a lot of history and memories

one permanently newfag spic isn't going to take that away from me


6e37e5  No.375865

>>375863

Half of us won't be cooperative enough to do that

What would probably be more useful is if one person (who shouldn't even be BO in the first place) cooperated


35f57f  No.375866

there should be a coup tbh unironically


c43707  No.375867

>>375863

>>375865

>>375866

don't see what there is to complain about me being BO tbh, I hardly do anything, just add flags when people want and lock old threads. there hasn't been a ban in 2 weeks


282e2b  No.375868

>>375866

>>375865

nail a list of 99 grievances to codemonkey's email and make sure he knows the majority of posters agree with it maybe

idk, don't really care enough at this point


6e37e5  No.375869

although according to deontology spic should be BO in no cases


282e2b  No.375870

File: 8aabfc1dd17a72b⋯.png (19.87 KB, 500x500, 1:1, goodnightpepe1.png)

drama is just the thing to sleep on

night lads, hope the bullying goes well


7d6bbc  No.375871

>tfw reminiscing about the good old days before board splits or exiles


c43707  No.375872

>>375868

>nail a list of 99 grievances to codemonkey's email

I challenge you to name 5. like legit if you have greviances, air them to me. maybe you dislike me, that's fine, but I don't see what there is to complain about my BO style

https://8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=newbrit

>the majority of posters agree with it

impossible to gauge and I doubt it anyways

and that's not how it works anyway. board are only reassigned if the BO doesn't follow the rules, like if they allow/encourage illegal content or something like that. the only real exception was for /pol/ and Kampfy 'cause it's a top board and he was wildly unpopular, neither are the case here


7d6bbc  No.375873

spic does seem like a pretty good BO tbh compared to what SA is like


6e37e5  No.375874

File: 5cad3efa3b6bd68⋯.png (1011.49 KB, 1021x1200, 1021:1200, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375873

Nick Lowles would be a better BO than Malloy


25df3a  No.375875

>>375873

SA is the board owner of /brit/?


7d6bbc  No.375876

>>375875

yeah lad uwotm8 is his BO account


25df3a  No.375877

>>375876

I never realised, he's rather flippant in regards to modding.

>>375874

Trying to work out the title of that.


6e37e5  No.375878

>>375877

A 28 year old woman's 33 year old ex-boyfriend told her he's going to be reading Hegel for the rest of his life


25df3a  No.375879

>>375878

I've heard German philosophy is dense but I can't imagine it's that dense.


6e37e5  No.375880

>>375879

You won't understand it on your first or second or third or fourth reading

Also the meme about Zizek and Hegel


381221  No.375881

File: ae4c46996d7fd69⋯.jpg (20.05 KB, 479x358, 479:358, Osaka_Acid_Trip.jpg)

>>375867

People are too mean, Dorset just told you he wouldn't mind if you died. You should ban him for a day.


7d6bbc  No.375882

>>375877

Meh, Midwanks is by far the worst


7d6bbc  No.375883

is it true that Steiner won't post here because of Spic?


381221  No.375884

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


381221  No.375885

File: 80e493d59ea0004⋯.png (138.53 KB, 680x375, 136:75, d32.png)

>>375883

I assume some people are put off by a British forum having an American BO.


35f57f  No.375886

all philosophy is wank

its just circlejerking over what some dude said when he was bored


c68456  No.375887

>>375886

tbh, imagine idealising someone else's ideas instead of having your own thoughts


35f57f  No.375888

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

[ASMR] Shh it's Okay - Personal Attention Calming You To Sleep


6e37e5  No.375889

kant


c43707  No.375890

>>375881

I don't do emotional bans, lad

but yeah dorse and wess should appreciate the fact that I have the power to ban them for being miserable pricks but basically never do. I am merciful and just

ironically it's them that are the ones driving people away, but wess won't see that with his neurodiverse tunnel cognition

>>375883

don't think steiner ever posted here, he's a /shit/tite, he belongs there. I don't and I'm sure many others can say the same, very different atmosphere. this board scratches the itch that that board once stratched for me much better, and I don't have to evade salty bans constantly


7d6bbc  No.375891

>>375885

I miss him lad, he was one of the few decent people on /shit/

>>375889

rude


381221  No.375892

>>375890

Steiner is a good poster he's welcome 'ere

>>375891

>I miss him lad, he was one of the few decent people on /shit/

He's a poor troubled lad I hope he does well for himself


7d6bbc  No.375893

File: b89cb5bfa53fbc2⋯.jpg (141.17 KB, 564x518, 282:259, 1430634820348.jpg)


c43707  No.375894

>>375892

>he's welcome 'ere

yeah I'd let him post but I doubt he ever would

also ironically he's an actual mestizo. I'm pure European, only maybe 1/1000th amazigh taint according to dna testing


7d6bbc  No.375895

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

orson posting tbh


7d6bbc  No.375896

Any of you watched the new episode of Allan Partridge?


381221  No.375897

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

night pembs


c43707  No.375898

got some pork chops w/ applesauce, potatoes, sweet potatoes, and asparagus. hate asparagus 'cause it makes your piss stink and I hate that


381221  No.375899

>>375896

saw him on the bbc earlier, was funny kek


7d6bbc  No.375900

>>375899

yeah wasn't expecting much after some of his last outings like that movie but that was genuinely hilarious at times. First thing on BBC to make me laugh properly in years.


381221  No.375901

>>375898

why you eating so late- oh yeah

whats applesauce like? never had it


c43707  No.375902

>>375901

>why you eating so late- oh yeah

it was like 7:30 or so when I started eating. bit late yeah

>whats applesauce like? never had it

it's apple puree, often spiced with cinnamon. boring on its own, but it's an excellent compliment to pork chops. a little dip and you get the delicious salty fatty pork flavor plus the sweet apple flavor, goes together great


7d6bbc  No.375903

>>375901

>never had applesauce

what do you have on the pork of your roast dinner?


f637b2  No.375904

>>375902

loved apple sauce on spareibs tbh.never had anything sweet on meat outside of that


381221  No.375905

File: 769ecc0b0483751⋯.png (496.83 KB, 1008x720, 7:5, 769ecc0b048375108b9d7a0502….png)

>>375903

nothing


a9c11f  No.375906

File: 24c1f7ff202340b⋯.gif (1.31 MB, 500x375, 4:3, katz brando.gif)

cummie cummie cummie cummie cummie


7d6bbc  No.375907

File: 24b1520e3ec5d81⋯.png (200.01 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375905

God it really is grim up north


f637b2  No.375908

>>375906

withdrawal, lad?


381221  No.375909

>>375907

sometimes have peppercorn sauce with steak


a9c11f  No.375910


f637b2  No.375911

File: 83da03713ca2a8d⋯.png (623.63 KB, 745x748, 745:748, ClipboardImage.png)

post yourcurrent gfs


f637b2  No.375912

>somethingstuck under thespace bar again


a9c11f  No.375913

File: 14c3f0d1b399b8b⋯.png (196.84 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375911

>tfw no tired single mother of two gf


f637b2  No.375914

>>375913

always figured you had somebody, lad


a9c11f  No.375915

>>375914

Got lots of people up in my head.


381221  No.375916

File: ea5927957683302⋯.png (100.14 KB, 347x284, 347:284, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0ccf32b44d121f9⋯.png (79.48 KB, 222x222, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: fe869edc43d08fa⋯.png (318.58 KB, 1000x711, 1000:711, ClipboardImage.png)


9aa390  No.375917

>>375915

can nobody match the standard of the creatures in your head?

>>375916

>Pembs

bit gay, lad


a9c11f  No.375918

>>375917

Maybe, but it's convenient to have them all portable.


7d6bbc  No.375919

File: 52b0dea3511ad12⋯.png (18.95 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)

night


381221  No.375920

>>375917

no homo


9aa390  No.375921

>>375918

especially when real ones tend to grow bigger over time

>>375919

nigh lid

>>375920

tbh. Pembs has a gf now… again


381221  No.375922

>>375921

>tbh. Pembs has a gf now… again

pembs is chad


9aa390  No.375923

File: eaa747f35b19bb3⋯.png (55.19 KB, 1784x1200, 223:150, Pembs arnold.png)


381221  No.375924

>>375923

keek i think he's grown to 5'7'' now


381221  No.375925

hes been eating those welsh beans


9aa390  No.375926

File: 82cb6785a2b43bc⋯.png (7.8 KB, 441x94, 441:94, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375924

Kek shut up smh


381221  No.375927

File: 2549d3e981ee672⋯.gif (2.16 MB, 600x338, 300:169, 1522662063068.gif)

>>375926

give me some secret pembs knowledge lad


9aa390  No.375928

File: faa197b1d9a9a2b⋯.png (2.88 MB, 1536x1152, 4:3, faa197b1d9a9a2bd1b03d93853….png)

>>375927

He's actually Russian


9aa390  No.375929

File: 19bd9043fa2d016⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.29 MB, 2176x1676, 544:419, ClipboardImage.png)

HONKER NOOOO


381221  No.375930

>>375928

hes a secret gommie i knew this day would come

>>375929

keeeeeek


9aa390  No.375931

>>375930

Sadly I don't have many other secrets smh. Post yours, lad


381221  No.375932

>>375931

last time he posted he revealed he was probed by aliens


9aa390  No.375933

>>375932

I guess it ain't gay if aliens do it


381221  No.375934

File: 01d34753a14f289⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 320x320, 1:1, tenor.gif)


a9c11f  No.375935

File: 390bdfcb4705677⋯.png (40 KB, 1602x812, 801:406, probing.png)


9aa390  No.375936

>>375935

>>375934

don't like this, lads. What if they stole his mojo smh


c43707  No.375937

>ywn get proned by big tiddy succubus aliens


c43707  No.375938

probed


9aa390  No.375939

>>375938

>>375937

d-doesn't probed mean that they put something inside you?


c43707  No.375940

File: 9332330b130a9b7⋯.jpg (70.17 KB, 600x484, 150:121, 9332330b130a9b73867cb1e7af….jpg)

>>375939

nah I mean like they do an examination on your reproductive system by having sex with your with their muscular alien vagoos

I realized it sounded like that after I posted it smh


c43707  No.375941

legit tho, aliens need to come and save us from the jews and muds and in return we will be slaves to them, it's alright, just save us pls with your laser guns and death rays

on behalf of all Earthlings I formally make this plea to all intelligent lifeforms capable of assistance


9aa390  No.375942

>>375940

keek. Poor lad is gay now.

>>375941

sounds like we'd be doomed that way. Why'd they want any of us alive?


c43707  No.375943

>>375942

>Why'd they want any of us alive?

research, labor, gastronomy, cultural exchange, mercy

maybe they're friendly


a9c11f  No.375944

baste and hwhite aliens


9aa390  No.375945

>>375943

They'd have to ahve the technology to be able to come here from a place that we can't even see though.


c43707  No.375946

>>375945

yeah guess we're fucked then


c43707  No.375947

>inb4 the light from Earth doesn't reach the baste kind aliens until it's too late, they can only watch the fall of our planet 1000 years later


9aa390  No.375948

>>375946

Yeah I really don't see how aliens would do us any good. At best we'd probably be like a zoo to them.


c43707  No.375949

>>375948

>ywn be an exhibit in an earthling zoo and perform entertaining tricks for saucy alien lasses in exchange for chunks of seasoned salt pork


9aa390  No.375950

nigh nigh


224763  No.375951

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

top kek

>>375950

night lad


e6eb75  No.375952

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

CRUSH

CRUSH

CRUSH


f356ec  No.375953

h


e6eb75  No.375954

I may have caught that cat parasite, smh. Suddenly I've taken a bunch of photos of it as well as named the damn thing. rip


f356ec  No.375955

>>375954

You're doing to die

rip lad


e6eb75  No.375956

>>375955

I was born to die, buddy.

rip us all


282e2b  No.375957

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh meme


282e2b  No.375958

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh decline


b782e2  No.375959

>>375641

Having a kid with someone you've been going out with for like a month is a bit questionable


c31d1c  No.375960

>>375959

theyve been together for longer than that lad

not much longer but still i think they love each other and it seems wholesome


7d6bbc  No.375961

File: a107e63b985e854⋯.png (864.67 KB, 679x613, 679:613, 1473331725416.png)


b782e2  No.375962

>>375960

Having kids based on initial attraction is how you end up with single mummies


282e2b  No.375963

File: e1b3716e36ddadf⋯.png (21.2 KB, 501x567, 167:189, hissysnotourlad.png)


c31d1c  No.375964

>>375962

no, single mummies are the result of dumb slags not choosing their men wisely and being a pain to deal with in general

kay has a male brain because autism ergo she will be fine


35f57f  No.375965

File: 5fddf8a74bbd86c⋯.jpg (33.69 KB, 944x531, 16:9, 1551130745447.jpg)

>>375962

tbh i just want a woman who wants to be married and have kids, i hate the romance meme

the reason to get married is to start a family, not because youre in love tbh

let love grow over time, not have it at the start and let it fade away smh


35f57f  No.375966

File: b06dddee35403cf⋯.jpg (306.42 KB, 853x1200, 853:1200, 1549836403842.jpg)

>>375964

yeah kay is probably an exception, she's crazy enough it kind of bounces back around on itself and becomes good


35f57f  No.375967

i honestly want the most boring woman in the world to be my wife tbh

one with a nasally monotone voice who's height of adventure consists of going to charity shops and going for a walk


381221  No.375968

File: 66f97808498300e⋯.png (565.49 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 66f97808498300e780be3e50d8….png)

22st, what do you think of JF's gf?


b782e2  No.375969

>>375964

because there are so many instances of people having kids within months of meeting and they always go really well right?


35f57f  No.375970

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)

I DONT WANT A COLD NO NO NO PLEASE NO


282e2b  No.375971

>>375970

quick eat a bag of raw onions, garlic and lemon


35f57f  No.375972

>>375971

i'll have some raw garlic and a spoon of mustard

dunno if i got any lemon


282e2b  No.375973

File: 801e4669f8c954d⋯.png (1.69 MB, 2048x1988, 512:497, ClipboardImage.png)


282e2b  No.375974

File: 229aa990ed2d7ea⋯.mp4 (540.4 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Lovecraft N.mp4)

N


35f57f  No.375975

File: 19f23d2ae4f1e66⋯.png (157.11 KB, 508x424, 127:106, 1479752461150.png)

>eat spoonful of mustard

>stomach pain

FUCK FUCK FUCK


282e2b  No.375976

how? a true briton could eat an entire jar of colmans smh


35f57f  No.375977

>>375976

empty stomach tbh

same thing with raw garlic, milk, and a bunch of other stuff smh


f5e97b  No.375978

>>375750

Looks like they belong to a pudgy face won't lie


b782e2  No.375979


381221  No.375980

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>375979

Love scottish music


35f57f  No.375981

>>375980

me too

main reason i took up the fiddle tbh

wish i was born as a scot fml


b782e2  No.375982


35f57f  No.375983

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)

>eat ginger/fibre yesterday

>have a sloppy annoying shit today


35f57f  No.375984

>every day has been sunny and hot like summer

weird tbh


282e2b  No.375985

File: 359679b92b3ca4d⋯.png (22.23 KB, 646x720, 323:360, 2rameem.png)

did a historypost tbh

>>>/k/651736


282e2b  No.375986

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh porridge


35f57f  No.375987

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)

grrrrr i wanna fuck one of the lesbos GRRRRRRRR


a9c11f  No.375988

File: 3d1fc635cf1ddc8⋯.gif (396.46 KB, 480x368, 30:23, katz write.gif)


35f57f  No.375989

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ILL FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE THIS WHYYYY I HATE YOU MUM FUCK YOU FOR GIVING ME THIS


a9c11f  No.375990

File: 733ddb618c823d4⋯.gif (450.16 KB, 500x338, 250:169, katz.gif)


f61bb1  No.375991

>>375986

I love him.

>>375987

Wax everything and dress like Westie and try to seduce them.


10321c  No.375992

>>375985

goodlad


282e2b  No.375993

>>375992

doing another one but typing so much is quite painful smh


7d6bbc  No.375994

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>8 years of Reviewbrah


35f57f  No.375995

>asks me if im alright every time

>never reply, obvious im not

>pretends as if i am

fuck off why dont you care


15200b  No.375996

>>375995

u ok hun?


282e2b  No.375997

File: 725df3cc9266bc4⋯.png (468.41 KB, 540x511, 540:511, Sweaty LQ pepe.png)

>dad moving his computers and TV out of the landing

>think he's going to sell them

>took "my" ps3 as well

think it's finally happening lads, he's clearing house

soon I will have to move


282e2b  No.375998

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Lee


282e2b  No.375999

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Lee 2

For My Tea


a9c11f  No.376000

File: 32225d09308771d⋯.png (85.29 KB, 1496x1110, 748:555, crusty fucker.png)


282e2b  No.376001

File: 24460ee87ad1f0d⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1024x929, 1024:929, boomerjakdating.png)

>>376000

nice trips lad


35f57f  No.376002

File: 7f1eea2be861ad4⋯.png (234.71 KB, 578x447, 578:447, burns1.png)


7d6bbc  No.376003

>>376000

Nick Cave?


282e2b  No.376004

>>376002

"And For My Tea" is a unique documentary that uses footage captured by Lee Hoyland who runs the YouTube Channel 'big man lee', previously known as 'leeiscool1'

This documentary provides a rare glimpse into the diet of a UK male in 2016. Lee provides us with an introduction to each meal,. he chooses to present these from a top-down perspective. Each shot is consistently poorly lit, often bathed in an unbalanced abd over saturated yellow light. These colours represent the heavily processed nature of each food, mass produced, full of chemicals and colouring agents, lacking in natural substance. Take notice how each meal is often 'slapped onto the plate'; there is no sense of care or even respect for the food. Notice too how a simple sandwich is often presented squashed, ripped, or torn. Take note too of how there is not one single 'healthy' meal documented.

This documentary aims to bring question to our own individual diets. It leaves us wondering, how often do we consistently eat processed, mass produced, greasy, cheap and unhealthy foods? What would our own 'FOR MY TEA' documentary be like? And furthermore, does this inspire you to consider your own diet?

Although there are some lighthearted elements within, dig further beneath the surface and there are some genuine life lessons to be learnt from this film.

From a personal perspective, I feel there is a lot relatable here. Parts of the film become repetitive, just like the 'daily grind of life'. The same thing, over and over and over again. The routine, the predictability of it all. Where I found frustration in this, Lee seems either ignorant to such a perspective, or he is quite simply, happy and content with this life. The simple pleasure of filming one's food placed before them. The dedication Lee displays in his choice to consistently vlog his food throughout the day. There is no nothing false here. No pretence, no lies, no attempt to cover the truth. Here, Lee became a true documentarian, and we must praise him for this.

Therefore this documentary film becomes something else, a contemporary piece of art.


35f57f  No.376005

>>376004

this is genius


f637b2  No.376006

>>375999

Needs one of those cameras that can travel through his body with the food


7d6bbc  No.376007

File: 16f6ff13a1185e8⋯.jpg (131.43 KB, 634x650, 317:325, laughingnorf.jpg)


35f57f  No.376008

File: 4edabe0cefb31ca⋯.jpg (478.32 KB, 1000x879, 1000:879, 1550090242499.jpg)


f637b2  No.376009

>>376008

Nice bulges


e6eb75  No.376010

My cat is in heat right now and is acting like a whore, smh. we live in a society


1cb2ff  No.376011

File: 4ddc667c8a5ef60⋯.png (328.95 KB, 536x982, 268:491, C1F6259F-77BD-4261-AB38-B4….png)

>>375966

That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about me.

>inb4 go away you autist snotcheeseball


1cb2ff  No.376012

At the prince’s tonight and we are cooking together but I’ll insist on doing all of the work.


6a073c  No.376013

File: 4084a856fca2051⋯.png (39.55 KB, 488x174, 244:87, ClipboardImage.png)

>mummy reminding me I am aging

ahhhh

>>376012

What if it ends up tasting like shit?


a9c11f  No.376014

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Beautiful.


1cb2ff  No.376015

>>376013

It won’t because I’m a great cook.


1cb2ff  No.376016

He’ll let me listen to the midge song as much as I like.


6a073c  No.376017

>>376015

If you go by Kay's "great" cooking, sure. There is a reason she removed "great" though.

>>376016

Probably used to a dwarf with a grating voice talking to him all day tbh


a9c11f  No.376018

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

In a soulful piano kind of mood today.


6a073c  No.376019

>>376018

What's he doing now anyway?


6a073c  No.376020

File: fed23c97056fa4d⋯.png (369.81 KB, 518x594, 259:297, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh no, another one


282e2b  No.376021

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>376018

*overpowers your piano with grinding punk grunge


282e2b  No.376022

>>376020

bet that quaire jew fucked it smh


d0f809  No.376023

>>376020

night night stanleh al see yeh int mornin


6a073c  No.376024

>>376023

Top fucking kek

>>376022

not heard anything from him since House. He tweets a lot and it looks like gibberish to me so I can't be bothered to go through it all smh


10321c  No.376025

File: 5695fc442335373⋯.png (190.05 KB, 496x444, 124:111, tumblr_oesie3XTrm1son3fpo2….png)

>>375997

this is only a good thing

>>376006

of fucking COURSE 22st would say this

>>376010

you know what you have to do lad


10321c  No.376026

wish i could figure out how to change the settings so it shows how long ago the post was instead of just the timestamp smh


6a073c  No.376027

File: 520958931198c45⋯.png (10.71 KB, 326x144, 163:72, ClipboardImage.png)

oh apparently he has been trying to catch me

>>376025

*posts it*

>>376026

I have that on, and it fucking sucks. Sometimes telling me posts hours ago was made "just now". Or are you talking in minutes and hours maybe idno


a9c11f  No.376028

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>376021

>ywn be a late 80's through early 90's video game punk


a9c11f  No.376029

File: 83ebd71700c7253⋯.png (33.19 KB, 493x128, 493:128, ClipboardImage.png)

Me and the boys.


10321c  No.376030

File: f4c8565ba512d25⋯.png (185.73 KB, 318x312, 53:52, distress.png)

convince me that 22st doesn't have a vore/feederism fetish

protip: you can't


e6eb75  No.376031

>>376029

boys will be boys


10321c  No.376032

>>376027

oh well idk, it gives me a better idea because it's easier to read than the times or something idno

i have to check the times against the current time so its annoying


6a073c  No.376033

Man were we lucky to witness the release of the Disney renaissance films as their original cartoon versions. Imagine only knowing the live action ones. And they are pumping them out now smh.


a9c11f  No.376034

Life would be better if we all lived in the Final Fight universe, tbh.


282e2b  No.376035

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>376025

sort of

I'm not guaranteed to find a job and I am deathly scared of moving then not having enough money to survive, since rent and living expenses even at the most frugal aren't quite enough

>>376028

tbh

age of plenty


6a073c  No.376036

>>376030

You are obviously biased in your desire to make me look bad, so whatever I leak on you will be overshadowed by my own poor character smh.

>>376032

Panzie had a hard life.

>>376034

Think I played that at an arcade when on holiday once.


a9c11f  No.376037

>>376033

The 2D versions will probably always have relevancy. They're timeless. I remember when they made the live action 101 Dalmatians. The cartoon version is still more iconic.


b782e2  No.376038

Greggs doughnuts are just as good as Krispy Kreme etc tbh


a9c11f  No.376039

>>376036

It's a beautiful thing really. A universe where the toughest criminals are more like mischievous kids who never really kill anyone, and where the Mayor's solution to crime is to take to the streets and wrestle criminals.


6a073c  No.376040

>>376039

Kek

>Mayor's getting dirty but it's the good kind instead of corruption

based


6a073c  No.376041

File: 168843e837e0789⋯.png (7.02 MB, 3640x2140, 182:107, ClipboardImage.png)


a9c11f  No.376042

File: 2b7c635eeaa93dd⋯.png (516.12 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I wish Mike Haggar was my dad.


6a073c  No.376043

I can feel the dirt in that room and it is making me sick smh


e6eb75  No.376044

File: bc547cc1e4dcef4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 112.05 KB, 1400x700, 2:1, Bojack-Horseman-Season-5-C….jpg)

File: 305952f8b8201e9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 737.02 KB, 1400x700, 2:1, amurramurra.png)

6 million hours in photoshop


a9c11f  No.376045

>>376044

Why did you make Will Arnett a black woman with vitaligo?


6a073c  No.376046

>>376042

Wish I had a dad who could beat up your dad

>>376044

kek why did you make the middle guy so deformed?


a9c11f  No.376047

>>376046

Bet your dad's Poison. Lol.


e6eb75  No.376048

>>376046

he made himself look like a cunt when posing so i emphasized his head a bunch and made him pathetic, lol.

>>376045

had nothing really to do with her. just gave her a jew nose and made her skin darker


a9c11f  No.376049

>>376048

That's a bloke though.


6a073c  No.376050

>>376047

probably has a bigger dick than your dad still tbh


35f57f  No.376051

>>376011

It's the nicest thing I will EVER say to you.


e6eb75  No.376052

>>376049

whatÉ


10321c  No.376053

>>376035

don't bennies give you 500 a week? thats more than i earn tbh

>>376036

no lad, you just say a lot of suspicious things 'jokingly'

>>376038

fat


a9c11f  No.376054

>>376052

The guy in the middle.


e6eb75  No.376055

>>376054

idk, looks weird


6a073c  No.376056

File: c926eb9c466f94a⋯.jpg (142.56 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1423830398088.jpg)

>>376053

>no lad, you just say a lot of suspicious things 'jokingly'


1e6a61  No.376057

>>375965

this is why arranged marriage is unironically baste. "love" doesn't exist, attraction is all physical


b782e2  No.376058

>>376057

sounds like something a psychopath would say


282e2b  No.376059

>>376053

240 a month, just over 400 with rent help, the extra going directly to the landlord.


35f57f  No.376060

>>376058

he's just an edgelord, he'd probably wince out at the first sight of death or violence irl


1e6a61  No.376061

File: 2453ad9bb710d86⋯.png (516.35 KB, 630x502, 315:251, plank.png)


10321c  No.376062

>>376059

oh lad, sorry. swear i read a news article about a bennies single mummy who got 500 a week and bought all her kids iphones


282e2b  No.376063

>>376062

yeah, a single mum thot and probably a foreigner too

I get squat and that's why I eat expired shit and can't afford to take public transport for leisure


1e6a61  No.376064

File: a981b01c170338c⋯.jpg (7.85 KB, 250x238, 125:119, a981b01c170338c2b19ca5c879….jpg)

>>376059

>getting $318/month for nothing

>woe is me

>>376062

euugh

there should be NO BENNIES for ANYONE. no medical, no insurance, no nothing. you can't afford food? starve! that money doesn't come from thin air, it comes from the productive members of society


b782e2  No.376065

>>376062

bring back workhouses tbh


282e2b  No.376066

and even then I only survive because dad pays 2/3rds of all the expenses


1e6a61  No.376067

>>376063

ever heard of a job?


35f57f  No.376068

reminder that he couldnt even get a literal retard to leave him alone in his basement


35f57f  No.376069

>it comes from the productive members of society

wtf i love wealthy jews now


1e6a61  No.376070

>>376068

eh it was more of me doing my part to babysit the tard. I blame his mother for not aborting him, she's a christcuck


1e6a61  No.376071

>>376069

>implying most of government revenue comes from rich jews

like 1% of government revenue comes from rich jews and like 1% comes from poor niggers. the remaining 98% comes from the hard-working non-rich/poor majority of white people


6a073c  No.376072

OH NO BOSSWOMAN MADE AN UNFUNNY JOKE HOW DO I RESPOND

just not going to respond


35f57f  No.376073

>says that theres no point in aborting retards, just let them be adopted

>now he says they should be aborted

make your mind up, retard


35f57f  No.376074

yes, based "hardworking" materialist consumerists who dont give much damn about the state of affairs

lmao


b782e2  No.376075

>>376073

most forms of retardation aren't detectable until birth


6a073c  No.376076

>>376057

>>376058

Well I agree to some extent and I am not a psychopath. smh


1e6a61  No.376077

>>376073

to clarify:

>abortion is bad because it damages the woman's reproductive system and fertility

>retards should be disposed of

>post-birth abortion would be the perfect solution, but is legally questionable

>adopting away is perfectly legal and doable, and therefore should be the go-to solution for the current legal system

so basically the laws should be changed so retarded babies will be harvested for body parts immediately after delivery, but until then, just adopt away, some idiot will take it


d0f809  No.376078

>>376075

some aren't detectable until they become BO


10321c  No.376079

>>376071

yeah but to be fair it only "has" to be siphoned from the 99% because the rich jews hoard all the wealth and contribute nothing to [and in fact take away from] society


6a073c  No.376080

>>376078

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek


35f57f  No.376081

>openly talking about harvesting dead babies body parts

ok this is even worse than the dog thing


b782e2  No.376082

>>376077

shame no-one disposed of you then


1e6a61  No.376083

>>376078

>>376080

yeah was gonna say, that was some good bants

>>376079

well that and they sprinkle a metric fuckton of it on welfare niggers and old people

>>376081

well if you're going to dispose of them, you might as well harvest what you can of their remains to offset some of the costs involved


10321c  No.376084

>>376081

the dog thing?


35f57f  No.376085

you unironically think like a jew


35f57f  No.376086

>>376084

he has that cat parasite and thinks dogs should be killed


282e2b  No.376087

File: 70e20d6b02f5408⋯.png (507.02 KB, 680x1226, 340:613, murrca112.png)

Did he just IP hop to boomerpost at me despite also being a lazy NEET who abuses the kindness of his own mother and can't even keep a working schedule?

filtered again lad, try not being a retard


6a073c  No.376088

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Top fucking keek

THE HUMBLE GOLDEN LION


1e6a61  No.376089

>>376084

>>376086

only shit bulls, they're monsters. I don't hate actual dogs or want them to be harmed, they're just not my thing, I wouldn't personally want to own one


6a073c  No.376090

>it's a dog-piling the yank again episode


f5e97b  No.376091

>>376090

He brings it on himself


7d6bbc  No.376092

I wish squats were still a viable living arrangement


6a073c  No.376093

>>376092

what's that?


10321c  No.376094

File: bbe5db8c78c270b⋯.png (1.9 MB, 1280x533, 1280:533, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376092

they are


35f57f  No.376095


282e2b  No.376096

>>376092

house shares are

having one or two other people in here would bring our collective costs down to next to nothing

>>376093

hippies just walked in to unoccupied homes and if they managed to stay there for a year the state wouldn't turf them out, something like that


6a073c  No.376097

File: fb36e7baf0da8e6⋯.png (344.38 KB, 350x537, 350:537, ClipboardImage.png)

*knocks on your box-bed door to tell you to keep it quiet*

>>376094

obviously not what he was talking about smh


6a073c  No.376098

>regret not reacting to bosswoman's joke but now it is too late

oh well


35f57f  No.376099

>tfw want to houseshare but dont want to do it with wessie


7d6bbc  No.376100

>>376093

Occupying abandoned property. Used to be a very common thing but these days thanks to advancement of security tech it's not really so easy anymore

>>376096

>a year

ten years and you can apply for legal ownership


6a073c  No.376101

>>376096

>hippies just walked in to unoccupied homes and if they managed to stay there for a year the state wouldn't turf them out, something like that

kek what the fuck. I thought that was an American thing, not a time-honoured brit thing smh

>>376099

>tfw want to house share but don't want to ever see the other person


6a073c  No.376102

>>376100

>Occupying abandoned property. Used to be a very common thing but these days thanks to advancement of security tech it's not really so easy anymore

that sounds kind of fucked up either way


6a073c  No.376103

I guess maybe it was because places at some point actually became abandoned


35f57f  No.376104

>>376103

now developers immediately buy it

even if they do nothing with it, they still put cameras up


35f57f  No.376105

how do you even move to another place and house/flat share?


10321c  No.376106

>>376097

it was a joke you triple nigger


15200b  No.376107

File: 1ae6dfec9284e60⋯.mp4 (7.2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, _Tmyxia3Ewe-Wlav.mp4)


282e2b  No.376108

>>376099

you could just stay in the downstairs bedroom and only come out to cook and shit, it's big enough to be a single room apartment and currently holds a double bed, wardrobe, chest of drawers, big TV, dining table, chairs etc with space for a fridge in an alcove.

Or there's the cupboard under the stairs or outhouse.


15200b  No.376109

>>376101

>>376099

just buy one of your own, simple as


7d6bbc  No.376110

>>376102

If someone doesn't want to use it why not? It's jewy as fuck to let richfags and property developers buy up perfectly good stuff and then let it just sit there unused and fall into disrepair so that they don't have to pay for demolition.


6a073c  No.376111

>>376106

Keek

>>376105

how do you even pay the bills idno

>I'll end up punished by the law which I don't know about

can't wait

>>376107

KEEEEEEEEEEK

Great animations. fucking love it. Didn't need that bass or whatever though


7d6bbc  No.376112

>>376105

look for ads online etc. it's literally just student housing but for people who are not students


7d6bbc  No.376113

>>376107

>nigger music bassline


6a073c  No.376114

>>376109

Buy one of our own?

>>376110

Well if they bought it they own it. Like I wouldn't want somebody to take my things.


35f57f  No.376115

>>376108

I want a place with women, lad..


10321c  No.376116

>>376115

i hear the retirement home has lots of women


35f57f  No.376117

File: 77843fd0812f166⋯.png (112.47 KB, 812x760, 203:190, 1545534255310.png)

>>376112

i dont know how to do that


10321c  No.376118

File: 739e5bffda447f6⋯.jpg (45.57 KB, 600x387, 200:129, Dorsets_fantasy.jpg)


15200b  No.376119

>>376114

even in the UK you can buy a cheap house in the right location


6a073c  No.376120

>>376119

in a location where jobs don't exist anymore I bet smh


282e2b  No.376121

>>376120

they don't exist here but rent and expenses still rise to just under £600 a month


282e2b  No.376122

File: ce59145ccbeca38⋯.png (806.71 KB, 799x650, 799:650, scotpepe.png)

>tfw after already owning a french three story farmhouse for over a decade and a small french town house for two years mum casually mentions stepdad is thinking about buying a scottish crofter's cottage, presumably to get the fuck away from here

BOOOMERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR AAAAGH


282e2b  No.376123

*away from her


35f57f  No.376124

>>376122

and they will sell all of them before they die, and leave you with nothing


7d6bbc  No.376125

>>376122

Just put on your shirt and tie, shine up those shoes and impress him with the firmness of your handshake lad. He'll let you have the house in no time.


282e2b  No.376126

>>376124

literally what is happening, they are already planning on selling the farmhouse (with attached two story bungalow and three small fields - they sold a fourth), and they will get grandparent's money as well and piss it all away


6a073c  No.376127

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Scatologist crying because people are offended by things he says


6a073c  No.376128

>somebody called him out for antinatalism

he is going to explain it now


6a073c  No.376129

>he finds them disgusting, literally


6a073c  No.376130

>says he's not an antinatalist

oh, okay


6a073c  No.376131

he just sees himself as inferior and wants his wife to be bred by the dorshite monster


6a073c  No.376132

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)

BUT NOW I CAN'T BE THAT MAD AT HIM REEE JUST SAY IT

SAY IT


1e6a61  No.376133

got some canned herring


6a073c  No.376134

>>376133

*redirects hatred to you instead*


6a073c  No.376135

File: c7bda97e886df69⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Gonna shove this up your arse


1e6a61  No.376136

>>376134

scandis like herring, don't they? smoked herring?


7d6bbc  No.376137

File: 770fcfd2d16f1d0⋯.png (456.65 KB, 450x600, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


6a073c  No.376138

>>376136

I like very few things.

>>376137

that's a big gnome


10321c  No.376139

File: 90fd9f1e819980f⋯.png (638.57 KB, 662x715, 662:715, fda2fa83450d070db02b338f30….png)

just finished dinner with the family and my sister talked about the new flat she went to see today for FORTY FIVE MINUTES

i don't know how they do it they talk so fucking much it drives me bonkers but i just have to sit there and be polite because familia est todos :)

>>376135

holy shit that's his wife now? well at least she lost a lot of weight

but maybe eating da poo poo just does that to you


6a073c  No.376140

>>376139

Maybe you can live with your sister?


7d6bbc  No.376141

File: 1bb79e565279ba4⋯.png (71.7 KB, 291x263, 291:263, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376138

for you


6a073c  No.376142

>>376141

decent post count, lad


6a073c  No.376143

File: 2033984eca2c94c⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1080x810, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Anon finally came out of his cisshit room


6a073c  No.376144

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


6a073c  No.376145

File: b27d1566068b082⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


7d6bbc  No.376146

File: 3c157414daa2ce9⋯.png (2.97 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376142

n-no bully


6a073c  No.376147

>horseshoe theory mentioned

KEEK


1e6a61  No.376148

>>376138

>I like very few things.

it was decent, tasted kinda like tuna, bit too much pepper though. even I was coughing


15200b  No.376149

>>376145

they are trying to popularise gayism for black men


6a073c  No.376150

>he says so much dumb shit but it is not something you can BTFO with a superchat so there is no point


6a073c  No.376151

>>376149

he looks part indian to me


282e2b  No.376152

File: cd615049d592d2a⋯.png (1.05 MB, 720x720, 1:1, fuck.png)

>>376147

he is ascended

>>376150

>paying money to "btfo" someone


6a073c  No.376153

File: b5cf190d3c513f8⋯.png (684.44 KB, 715x694, 715:694, ClipboardImage.png)

WHITE WOMEN IN GROVES


7d6bbc  No.376154

File: 933e0d93c578963⋯.png (220.78 KB, 679x679, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


6a073c  No.376155

>>376154

Mummy 30-40 years ago


75944a  No.376156

>found a 3D model of the you’ve been gnomed video

>sent it to my entire team


7d6bbc  No.376157

is there a movie tonight?


f637b2  No.376158

Had to close the stream, it is just him huffing his own farts saying how open-minded and understanding he is and wants people to be while strawmanning people he disagrees with.

>>376156

3D model?


f637b2  No.376159

>>376157

not planned


75944a  No.376160

>>376158

It’s a 3D icon picture thing in microsoft. Can’t show an example as I’m on my phone.


35f57f  No.376161

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)

had a wank


0e8796  No.376162


15200b  No.376163

File: d36cdb21d50e617⋯.png (21.86 KB, 612x123, 204:41, ClipboardImage.png)

who /weightedblanket/ ?


0e8796  No.376164

>>376163

are you autistic?


7d6bbc  No.376165

gonna go get milk then


15200b  No.376166

>>376164

might be, not sure tbh


0e8796  No.376167

>>376166

imagine something hugging your skin like that would make you a bit clammy smh


15200b  No.376168

>>376167

I use 2 duvets and its dead comfy. Doesn't get sweaty much.


35f57f  No.376169

File: 3c79d1f3b54a31b⋯.png (46.98 KB, 650x773, 650:773, 1550275352662.png)


0e8796  No.376170

>>376168

can't wait for summer

>>376169

just have another wank


35f57f  No.376171

>>376170

ive already had 3 ffs


35f57f  No.376172

>>376170

>can't wait for summer

i can

its going to be hell again

probably another drought, humidity at 95%, unable to sleep or move

FUCK it tbh


10321c  No.376173

>>376163

>>376167

>>376168

i can only sleep with a thin woollen blanket, even then its too hot sometimes


15200b  No.376174

>>376173

do you have the heating on?


0e8796  No.376175

>>376172

exactly keek

>just buy a fan dude

>fan is super loud

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


f5e97b  No.376176

>>376172

Bring it on


0e8796  No.376177

File: ef483f225b47e59⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1000x1166, 500:583, ClipboardImage.png)


7ec6a8  No.376178

File: 42a16b7cdc7a033⋯.png (203.41 KB, 485x485, 1:1, levi.png)

*tries to cheat on diet by buying wholefood chocolate bars but the bar is actually just peanuts and fruit*

me btfo


282e2b  No.376179

>>376157

I could put on an episode of Kingdom but you'd starting halfway through the second series


7ec6a8  No.376180

my friends found the doomer memi through those crypto videos on youtube and now they call me a doomer


35f57f  No.376181

>>376176

*brings it on*


282e2b  No.376182

>>376177

still amusing how this is the best the jews can do to promote trannyism

it looks like it is an elderly mexican with giant saggy mantits


35f57f  No.376183

>>376180

my friends found the zac efron ted bundy film and now they call me a serial killer


35f57f  No.376184

wouldnae have wanked if i wasnt ill tbh

idleness is a terrible thing


7ec6a8  No.376185

>>376177

Lad what do you think of JF's gf? She seems a bit mad tbh


15200b  No.376186

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


71260c  No.376187

>>376173

>woollen

sounds uncomfortably warm. I like a smooth sleet fabric that feels cool to the touch, blanket/quilt on top of that for warmth when needed


0e8796  No.376188

>>376182

It's great

>>376178

ahhh I have to go back to when I only ate good boi food and ate so little that I could reward myself with actual sweets at the end of the day because I had eaten so little. Only had like 1200 calories, maybe I won't go that extreme this time tbh


f5e97b  No.376189

>>376183

You have friends?


35f57f  No.376190

>>376189

yes,dont really see them a lot tho tbh


139f66  No.376191

File: 32008f4dfeee969⋯.webm (3.78 MB, 960x540, 16:9, stellarium 2019-02-26 19-….webm)

what the fuck lads there are so many fucking galaxies in Leo it's ridiculous. I dunno who put those bunched up there like that and what sort of carelessness was involved, but someone ought to complain iyam. Each of those little red dots is a big galaxy, there's like a cloud of them there. Pls ignore background audio in the webm

also why is one called "THE EYES" wtf


0e8796  No.376192

>>376185

she seems crazy. I thought it was just retarded at first but now I think she is more crazy than retarded. Beyond that I don't care much

>literal pedos moralfagging about it just to try and shut JF down


0e8796  No.376193

>>376191

>scooby doo and looking at space

top kek. Never thought about it tbh, not really something that would shock people aren't much in the know about space I guess.


7ec6a8  No.376194

>>376192

Did you see her naked bike photos lol


0e8796  No.376195

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Tod

>>376194

Yeah


139f66  No.376196

>>376193

Well I guess it's like saying you live in the Cotswolds and have never seen a nigger and then you find yourself in Tower Hamlets

fucking galaxy coons with their boomboxes


7d6bbc  No.376197

File: acce4c2b7fea234⋯.png (209.55 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>go to buy milk

>ready to bake cookie dough is reduced 4-for-1


139f66  No.376198

galaxies ARE niggers i would say


0e8796  No.376199

File: bbbd111574944b8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 718.67 KB, 2730x4095, 2:3, bbbd111574944b8026f7b0559a….jpg)

Honk honk

>ywn rub your face on the seat

>>376196

>nigger galaxies

I don't want to go there

>>376197

isn't that a good thing?


7d6bbc  No.376200


7d6bbc  No.376201

>>376199

also what the fuck camera is that man using?


139f66  No.376202

File: ccca82be81d4c12⋯.jpg (1.41 MB, 1386x1385, 1386:1385, no thanks.jpg)


dcfcd5  No.376203

File: 605a7341eeb7250⋯.jpg (227.53 KB, 1000x1133, 1000:1133, architect.jpg)

@dorset

I need thine architect memes


0e8796  No.376204

>>376200

ah it was happy tears

>>376201

a video camera I think


35f57f  No.376205

File: e86ef7845f304ea⋯.jpg (318.82 KB, 500x775, 20:31, 1549014329666.jpg)


dcfcd5  No.376206

>>376205

ty

Now feed me more architect memes like Pierce Brosnan feeds his wife


0e8796  No.376207

>>376195

kek he's such a goodlad


0e8796  No.376208

Cock and balls, great joke


dcfcd5  No.376209

File: ff1e4e01782126e⋯.png (350.88 KB, 859x960, 859:960, ClipboardImage.png)

>bro, if you don't watch JoJo I don't think we can be friends…


35f57f  No.376210


0e8796  No.376211

>>376209

goodlad


9083fc  No.376212

>>376174

it comes on at certain times yes but even without it i take **cold showers* so my circulation is good

>>376184

same tbh


7d6bbc  No.376213

I present to you - Gayism: the poem

Gayism

Rot of the board

Sin

In the eyes of our lord

Breath smells

Of last night's dinner

Don't eat the poopoo

Hungry sinner


0e8796  No.376214

File: d664cc4a1d94ccc⋯.png (88.78 KB, 718x865, 718:865, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw


dcfcd5  No.376215

File: b2125071b601320⋯.png (222.74 KB, 586x908, 293:454, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376210

>you don't want to mess with me, bro… I post on 8chan


0e8796  No.376216

>>376213

I like it


9083fc  No.376217

>>376214

>List or /newlñl/ fvends


dcfcd5  No.376218

File: dedd0494016b5b7⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1024x820, 256:205, ClipboardImage.png)

>wh*toids


0e8796  No.376219

File: f96b383bcd979b1⋯.png (909.86 KB, 1080x1331, 1080:1331, ClipboardImage.png)

Yeah I am friends with Hertschad, how did you know?

>>376217

That is an "r"

>>376218

BIG


9083fc  No.376220

>>376215

is this CG, heavily shopped photography, or what


0e8796  No.376221

>>376220

Pansy Panzie feeling a bit insecure


dcfcd5  No.376222

File: 920bc140c2e1e32⋯.png (372.07 KB, 822x960, 137:160, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376220

>you wish you looked like me, cuck


71260c  No.376223

>>376199

is that JF's sister/GF? my first reaction was that she's a pooch but eh she's not too bad. torso looks like eyes and a mouth though


7d6bbc  No.376224

File: bbd1da35729c0c8⋯.png (118.65 KB, 285x345, 19:23, 10 in america.PNG)


0e8796  No.376225

File: b67eeca5f71d3da⋯.png (223.45 KB, 590x601, 590:601, ClipboardImage.png)

One ticket to "Alita: Battle Angel™", please


9083fc  No.376226

File: 56470966e2ad3c9⋯.png (30.22 KB, 1098x835, 1098:835, f8af2b832bb1d5b103f1e04f7a….png)

>>376221

you already make me feel insecure lad tbh how can panzies even compete?


0e8796  No.376227

>>376224

I found her cute. Are you watching the film again?

>>376223

gf


0e8796  No.376228

>>376226

that one's great tbh


7d6bbc  No.376229

>>376227

nah just giving a subtle bullying to spic


9083fc  No.376230

oh my flag went away because retarded firefox reset everything

there we are


0e8796  No.376231

y-yeah I am into tanks and shitty pommels. Why do you ask?


0e8796  No.376232

File: 097e2bd4f048d1e⋯.png (143.57 KB, 589x589, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


9083fc  No.376233

File: 7bee577f773fdab⋯.png (3.04 KB, 363x63, 121:21, 22st_comes_out.png)

>replying to yourself to artificially launder (You)'s


0e8796  No.376234

>>376233

Panzie who I was pretending to be forgot to attach the picture


35f57f  No.376235

>mum just coughs and sneezes everywhere, hardly puts hand over mouth[not that it will help]

mum has also started smoking inside despite an agreement with the owners that any smoking is to be outside

why doesnt she care? she'll just pull a blank face if i question her about it

it saddens me that some people who are supposed to be close just dont care about themselves, no self improvement, just sit in front of the TV eating shit food and smoking ARRRRGH


9083fc  No.376236

fat


9083fc  No.376237

>>376235

i think women in general just dont understand the concept of self improvement tbh


35f57f  No.376238

>go shopping

>constantly asks me if i want something even though she says she wont speak

>say no

>she puts it in the trolley anyway

WHAT THE FUCK WHY EVEN ASK ME


0e8796  No.376239

>>376238

KEEEEEEK

Mummies are all the same smh


35f57f  No.376240

File: 3bf4f949b8dd6cb⋯.jpg (83.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, uhqd.jpg)


7ec6a8  No.376241

File: b0d8578da41bc76⋯.png (745.42 KB, 1242x1394, 621:697, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3e43d19cce53b84⋯.png (151.43 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


0e8796  No.376242

>tfw asks if you want something fromt he show

>says no

>come home smiling at me and hands me a big snickers bar, just happy to fill 'er boy up

smh. it's not even my favourite


35f57f  No.376243

File: 4936a8fff48e932⋯.gif (88.51 KB, 498x416, 249:208, 1549197122804.gif)

>have an uncontrollable feeling I can't help

>somehow I am the bad person, even though I can't help it

just like when I am disgusted by two homofaggots kissing, if I show any disgust to it I am a bad person, or if I say I don't feel love


0e8796  No.376244

>>376241

What is that?


9083fc  No.376245

>>376242

>roooo mummy you know i only like it when you get me THREE sníckérs bárs


7d6bbc  No.376246

File: 0fd9e6bbd5899c4⋯.png (321.55 KB, 570x393, 190:131, ClipboardImage.png)


35f57f  No.376247

>>376246

my hairline tbh


0e8796  No.376248

>>376245

some truth to it tbh. If there is only one the enjoyment will be over once it's eaten, but if there is more you get to saviour the first one and then anticipate the next one.


7ec6a8  No.376249

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

35f57f  No.376250

File: 73a919535776b1d⋯.png (16.63 KB, 639x469, 639:469, 73a919535776b1d3e29291fbfe….png)

>ywn get any enjoyment from food, alcohol or fizzy drinks, or anything


0e8796  No.376251

>>376249

>something you unironically enjoyed as a kid


7d6bbc  No.376252

one pack of cookies in the oven now lids


0e8796  No.376253

>>376250

based pirate of the caribbean

>>376252

>Anglos actually have to make cookies and can't buy them premade


9083fc  No.376254

File: 81002bd16ed8ae9⋯.png (63.25 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, ClipboardImage.png)


9083fc  No.376255

File: f2c37923511ceed⋯.png (1.14 MB, 736x981, 736:981, ClipboardImage.png)

>>376253

yes we can


35f57f  No.376256

File: 97e3e0021c270d0⋯.jpg (40.04 KB, 832x568, 104:71, 1548436074004.jpg)

wanked like 4 times today


7d6bbc  No.376257

File: 8f28db1e772bb67⋯.png (284.1 KB, 566x349, 566:349, Smug Gabber.PNG)

>>376253

>Norgies actually have to make gfs out of Pikachu plushies and can't get them premade


35f57f  No.376258

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


71260c  No.376259

>>376248

yeah but then there's no novelty, each bar offers diminishing returns


35f57f  No.376260

>your irl friend who moved away and hasnt been online for 5 months


9083fc  No.376261

File: 6a5c13aaf3c7bf6⋯.gif (2.07 MB, 512x338, 256:169, 6a5c13aaf3c7bf6844134dee6a….gif)