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Just what you need to make you feel better

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c6cda9  No.226087[Reply]

Lemme tell ya lads

OOSH

Union Urges Gay Teachers to Come Out in the Classroom, Teach LGBT Experiences

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Amnesty International Refuses to Return Illegal Soros Donation to Fund Pro-Abortion Activism in Ireland

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Swedish Sex Crime Reports up 33 Per Cent Since Last November

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/swedish-sex-crime-33-per-cent-last-november/

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5ebe70  No.226846

>>226843

ahh i was gonna but have it


3cff59  No.226847

>>226817

I had maybe a third of an ETH but it kept going down so I sold it all whilst I still had a profit and put it back into LTC and BTC, I feel like I should've left some money in ETH but now I think it's too late.

I've got a litecoin and a third and it's almost worth £200 now wew. I need to get on one of those pages that trades absolutely everything and buy like 10 of each meme coin.


c6cda9  No.226849

>>226846

I mean II dont want to but sure


a9b124  No.226850


4f0af2  No.226907

File: c9fedd88810aa0b⋯.png (155.42 KB, 599x321, 599:321, zulu.png)

>>226802

bantu banta




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17e130  No.225325[Reply]

Union Urges Gay Teachers to Come Out in the Classroom, Teach LGBT Experiences

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Amnesty International Refuses to Return Illegal Soros Donation to Fund Pro-Abortion Activism in Ireland

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Swedish Sex Crime Reports up 33 Per Cent Since Last November

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/swedish-sex-crime-33-per-cent-last-november/

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c41028  No.226119

>>226114

Ohhh you wanted me to continue


f92ca3  No.226131

>>226119

Oh, you are still here. There is a new thread lad. As BO I should have locked this thread tbh


f92ca3  No.226143

>>226136

I like to return the (You) lad


f92ca3  No.226160

h


0cf6f0  No.226240

>>225949

nah lad, Supreme Leader is better




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54d325  No.224665[Reply]

CBA tbqh

Mod please help

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92f5da  No.225366

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I love VPNs so much lads.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR EVADING THE LAST BAN)

118a40  No.225367

>>225364

aw what a pretty girl :)


92f5da  No.225368

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Goodnight tbh smh ngl <3 xoxo

>>225367

>girl

xD


118a40  No.225369


118a40  No.225372

>>225368

night bertie




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8939a1  No.223938[Reply]

WAKE UP

IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING

Here are some music links for such a wonderful day, enjoy! News is sad and depressing so I thought I'd provide some more cheerful links instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJqjlFGZxtE

https://youtu.be/aQUlA8Hcv4s

https://youtu.be/pQGH_Y1BZSs

FUCK THE POPE AND THE IRA

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8ea4c6  No.224661

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FRESH NIGHTMARE WORLD


8c9527  No.224662

>>224639

Bloody yiddessposter, coming to our threads, posting sexy ratfus


8c9527  No.224663

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>>224662

Forgot picture


8c9527  No.224664

File: 2e5affcacd5b9fb⋯.gif (818.25 KB, 800x800, 1:1, almonds.gif)

>>224661

It's amazing how such a paper can be written and it still not be considered a form of genocide.


f55a4a  No.224667

abandon all hope all ye who enter here

>>224665

abandon all hope all ye who enter here

>>224665




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243e30  No.223225[Reply]

No links because pub in a min

Anprim plz fix

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509241  No.223936

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965d09  No.223937

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c5f38f  No.223939

>>223938

>>223938

>>223938

I created a new thread so you early morning lads don't have to. Night night.


509241  No.223940

>people are selling merch on Amazon of the stupid MS Paint face I made for /v/ years ago

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=oh+god+why+meme

I wonder if anyone actually buys this stuff.


c60072  No.223999

In Slough, ama lads




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c3f467  No.222523[Reply]

Two police officers suffer serious injuries in stabbing incident

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/15698472.Two_police_officers_suffer_serious_injuries_in_stabbing_incident/

Five injured as car collides with pedestrians in south-west London

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/02/five-injured-as-car-collides-with-pedestrians-in-south-west-london

Hero police officer clings on to van hanging precariously over motorway bridge with driver trapped inside

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/02/hero-police-officer-clings-onto-van-hanging-precariously-motorway/

Mother arrested on suspicion of child neglect after toddler wanders into shop alone

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/mother-arrested-suspicion-child-neglect-after-toddler-wanders-into-shop-alone-1649910

Person dies after being electrocuted at Manchester Piccadilly train station

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/live-manchester-piccadilly-trains-cancelled-13984709

Fate of London, Mumbai and Delhi are intertwined: London Mayor

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5bd485  No.223222

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>/brit/ are secretly druids pretending to be christmasians


fc968a  No.223223

>>223222

I'm not even sure what's going on anymore smh


2776b1  No.223224

Im scared that when I open the chest full of the soldiers that its going to be FULL of spiders


fc968a  No.223226


fc968a  No.223228

>>223224

Arm yourself with a brick




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eae792  No.221771[Reply]

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d7feb3  No.222526

what do you recommend for a date lads


689147  No.222527

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560ebe  No.222528

>>222526

bottle of chloroform and a damp rag


d4a6a9  No.222529

>>222526

Right/Left hand


a5ec8c  No.222530




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e2ea93  No.220310[Reply]

1016 Cnut the Great (Canute), King of Denmark, claimed the English throne after the death of Edmund II, often known as Edmund Ironside. The cognomen 'Ironside' was given to Edmund because of his valour in resisting the Danish invasion led by Cnut the Great.

Scandinavians OUT

Net migration to UK shows largest annual fall since records began

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/30/net-migration-to-uk-shows-largest-annual-fall-since-records-began

>Net migration to Britain over the past 12 months has fallen by the largest amount since records began, with EU nationals accounting for three-quarters of those who chose to return to their native country, official figures show.

Google faces mass legal action in UK over data snooping

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42166089

>Google is being taken to court, accused of collecting the personal data of millions of users, in the first mass legal action of its kind in the UK.

UK weather: Britain to face coldest night of the year tonight as forecasters issue snow warnings

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-weather-britain-coldest-night-thursday-snow-warnings-a8083941.html

>Weather warnings for snow and ice have been issued for parts of the UK, with temperatures set to drop below freezing on Thursday.

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802707  No.221768

>>221766

>singing about my wife's son


a16e4b  No.221769

>>221768

It was a song about black men dodging fatherhood, tbh. Michael was more in touch with his roots in those days.


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95df5d  No.221773

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33de18  No.221774




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377d25  No.220304[Reply]

London councils receive 100 rat and mouse complaints every day

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-42170307

Incredibly rare exploding 'rat bomb' given to British spy to destroy German factories during the Second World War goes up for auction for £1,500

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5129847/WWII-rat-bomb-given-British-spy-auction.html

Amber Rudd and Sadiq Khan blast back at Donald Trump after anti-Muslim video tweets

https://news.sky.com/story/sadiq-khan-blasts-back-at-donald-trump-after-anti-muslim-video-tweets-11149987

Disgusting moment mum spotted a RAT scampering over shelves in B&M Store

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4973084/mum-spots-rat-reading-bm/

THIS CONCLUDES THE RAT NEWS

Net migration to UK shows largest annual fall since records began

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/30/net-migration-to-uk-shows-largest-annual-fall-since-records-began

>Net migration to Britain over the past 12 months has fallen by the largest amount since records began, with EU nationals accounting for three-quarters of those who chose to return to their native country, official figures show.

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bfd10b  No.221052

>>221041

Tbh, going to hunker down in the ghetto till February.


3dda74  No.221054

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>>221049

>>221050

kek lad, went and looked outside an all


bfd10b  No.221055

>>221048

Edit that other thread plz lad


bfd10b  No.221056

>>221054

Lel sorry lad just pulling your leg


a58207  No.221060




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a8e4fe  No.219578[Reply]

Year 397 (CCCXCVII)

>Scottish missionary Ninian establishes a church (Candida Casa) at Whithorn, and begins his work among the Picts.

HMS Condor was the name-ship of the Royal Navy Condor-class composite gunvessel of 3 guns.[3]

>Meanwhile, Temeraire had taken on the Mex Forts and was causing damage to Mex when she grounded on a reef. Condor, commanded by Lord Charles Beresford, went to her assistance and she was refloated and resumed the attack. While the offshore squadron was engaging the forts at long-range, Monarch, Penelope and Condor were ordered into close engagements with the forts at Maza-el-Kanat and Fort Marabout. Condor sailed to within 1,200 feet of Fort Marabout and began furiously firing at the fort. When Fort Marabout's guns were disabled, the flagship signalled "Well Done, Condor." Condor's action allowed the ships to finish off Fort Mex.

Don't let Brexit end culture city hopes, MPs tell Juncker

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42135750

>A group of MPs have written to the head of the EU Commission to complain about Brexit scuppering the UK's entries for European Capital of Culture. The cross-party group each represents areas that have submitted bids for the 2023 title. They said it was "inexplicable" the EU waited for bids to be submitted before revealing they were all ineligible.

Extra £12m in UK aid pledged for Myanmar's Rohingya

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42129844

>An extra £12m of UK aid will be sent to help Rohingya Muslims fleeing violence in Myanmar, International Development Secretary Penny Mordaunt has said. Violence in the Rakhine state of the country, formerly known as Burma, has forced more than 620,000 Rohingya to flee to neighbouring Bangladesh. The money will be spent on drinking water, food, latrines, shelters, soap, cooking Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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7def6c  No.220300

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PRISON VARG

feat. donkey-fucking

might have been posted earlier tbh but it's hilarious


ccff4f  No.220301

h


35dcab  No.220302

>>220301

WHERES THE NEW THREAD AAAAH


d44213  No.220303

>>220302

How many does it need?


d44213  No.220306




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09ce2d  No.218851[Reply]

Year 396 (CCCXCVI) was a leap year starting on Tuesday (link will display the full calendar) of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Augustus and Augustus (or, less frequently, year 1149 Ab urbe condita).

>Stilicho, Roman general (magister militum), controls the young emperor Honorius as his regent and becomes the actual ruler of the Western Roman Empire. He enlists the Alemanni and the Franks to defend the Rhine frontier.

>The Visigoths, led by Alaric I, rampage through Greece and plunder Corinth, Argos and Sparta. They destroy the Temple of Eleusis and harry the Peloponnese. Stilicho makes peace with the Goths, and allows them to settle in Epirus (Balkans).

>The Gothic leaders – the Ostrogoth, Tribigild, and Gainas, a former Visigothic general of the Roman army – are terrorising Asia Minor and the region around Constantinople and force emperor Arcadius to pardon them.

>The Huns occupy the Walachian Plain (modern Romania).

A secret document prepared for pro-Europe Tory Prime Minster Edward Heath shows how the Foreign Office knew EU membership would dismantle Britain as a sovereign nation.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/883540/FCO-30-1048-Brexit-EU-secret-document-damned-Britain-EU-membership

>More damningly, in line after line, the faceless Whitehall mandarins behind the astonishing briefing paper FCO 30/1048 actively welcome Britain’s decline and Europe’s predominance.

>The briefing paper acknowledges that Britain would in time become little more than a puppet state of Brussels, after ceding judicial and executive powers to the fledgling EU – then called the EEC.

>But, instead of sounding alarm bells, the authors of the paper warn ministers to hide the truth from the British public.

>But damningly for Tory Prime Minister Edward Heath, and all those who kept quiet about the findings in Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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47af8f  No.219574

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now off to watch civic wargamer


ca293c  No.219575

New thread please youns dingus


b790a2  No.219576

>>219575

I got someone ont he job


ca293c  No.219577

>>219576

Delegation for the nation


09ce2d  No.219579




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4e14b3  No.218151[Reply]

He still did nothing wrong

[links later tbh lads]

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46f6ba  No.218891

File: 5a6e1ddd86ceb1b⋯.jpg (13.08 KB, 460x282, 230:141, g1ssu.jpg)

>it still doesn't work


46f6ba  No.218896

SOMEBODY FORGOT TO LOCK THE THREAD


46f6ba  No.218898

FINE I'LL BE HERE BY MYSELF THEN


46f6ba  No.218899

ROOO


ba05ed  No.218900

>>218896

Phone herts




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f832c0  No.217401[Reply]

This Week

Shots fired in Oxford street: Armed police have been stood down and two central London Underground stations have reopened following reports of gunshots being fired at Oxford Circus

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/oxford-circus-armed-police-response-after-shots-fired-at-tube-station-and-on-londons-busiest-a3701381.html

Japan Bans All U.S. Troops in Okinawa from Drinking After Fatal Suspected DUI

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/11/21/japan-bans-u-s-troops-okinawa-drinking-fatal-suspected-dui/

Still Not Enough: Brussels Not Happy with Doubled Brexit ‘Divorce Bill’ Offer

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/still-not-enough-brussels-not-happy-with-doubled-brexit-divorce-bill-offer/

UK to Pay France Millions More to Stop New Wave of Calais Migrants

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/uk-pay-france-stop-calais-migrants/

Police Told to Monitor 20,000 Extremists More Closely After Manchester and London Attacks

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/police-told-monitor-20000-extremist-more-closely/

Almost Half of ‘Female’ Transgender Inmates Are Sex Offenders: ReportPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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2ea7b0  No.218150

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>>218149

Shroy?

he's new!

HJaha, hurts it's german


5cc8e8  No.218152


0a5608  No.218154

>>218148

>tfw no Neo


b2a4fc  No.218156

File: d595eb33c281b9e⋯.jpg (38.45 KB, 586x562, 293:281, Queen Jew 20.jpg)

need a new thread, lads


b2a4fc  No.218161

File: 803e43e8d47c4c3⋯.jpg (99.09 KB, 902x571, 902:571, Jewess 221.jpg)

Nice Jew tits for the index




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35cb20  No.216687[Reply]

Japan Bans All U.S. Troops in Okinawa from Drinking After Fatal Suspected DUI

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/11/21/japan-bans-u-s-troops-okinawa-drinking-fatal-suspected-dui/

Still Not Enough: Brussels Not Happy with Doubled Brexit ‘Divorce Bill’ Offer

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/still-not-enough-brussels-not-happy-with-doubled-brexit-divorce-bill-offer/

UK to Pay France Millions More to Stop New Wave of Calais Migrants

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/uk-pay-france-stop-calais-migrants/

Police Told to Monitor 20,000 Extremists More Closely After Manchester and London Attacks

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/police-told-monitor-20000-extremist-more-closely/

Almost Half of ‘Female’ Transgender Inmates Are Sex Offenders: Report

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/half-transgender-inmates-sex-offenders/

'''Alberto Barbosa "Enjoys the frequent cock": Cabinet Minister Rt Hon Damian Green MP

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/23/alberto-barbosa-suck-of-a-thousand-cocks/

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a1b139  No.217399

>>217398

the kings back


3fa40f  No.217400

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76d1de  No.217402

File: e116d3c4e447227⋯.png (241.91 KB, 790x837, 790:837, 1510718723968.png)

they left

i got my gains shake


71e65f  No.217403

File: 87a09cbca30394f⋯.png (93.33 KB, 304x271, 304:271, ClipboardImage.png)

Kek


35cb20  No.217404

File: 97d9f2b2c6daa50⋯.jpg (213.31 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, New thread.jpg)




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ccebcd  No.215957[Reply]

Japan Bans All U.S. Troops in Okinawa from Drinking After Fatal Suspected DUI

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/11/21/japan-bans-u-s-troops-okinawa-drinking-fatal-suspected-dui/

Still Not Enough: Brussels Not Happy with Doubled Brexit ‘Divorce Bill’ Offer

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/still-not-enough-brussels-not-happy-with-doubled-brexit-divorce-bill-offer/

UK to Pay France Millions More to Stop New Wave of Calais Migrants

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/uk-pay-france-stop-calais-migrants/

Police Told to Monitor 20,000 Extremists More Closely After Manchester and London Attacks

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/police-told-monitor-20000-extremist-more-closely/

Almost Half of ‘Female’ Transgender Inmates Are Sex Offenders: Report

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/half-transgender-inmates-sex-offenders/

New Swedish Children’s Book Promotes Transgenderism to Preschoolers, Features Trans Species Horse-Dog

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/swedish-transgender-book-toddlers/

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eb662a  No.216682

>>216681

brraappp tbh


c28ec9  No.216683

File: 6a5a8fa3af83eab⋯.jpg (31.18 KB, 960x638, 480:319, 6a5a8fa3af83eabdf22d77aecf….jpg)

>>216680

>when you go for bum, but you find the beast


6c0a55  No.216685

File: ddabb6fe78027f5⋯.jpg (60.8 KB, 500x692, 125:173, 1511446086563.jpg)

>>216682

smh, every time a bum is posted you appear and ruin it with your brap posting

>>216683

They are very cute. I hope my future gf will appreciate them when I buy her a pair


e79dc5  No.216688

File: de3bc25a8b46e3b⋯.webm (3.33 MB, 720x540, 4:3, New Thread.webm)


eb662a  No.216689

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>>216685

keekeekeek. Always watching




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