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Just what you need to make you feel better

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30b669  No.351961[Reply]

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af55be  No.352601

>cousin with the chink wife is ranting about Brexit on Facebook

>still hasn't thanked us for the Christmas present mummy got (my sister and I had to do the shopping for it tbh) for their little chicken ball

b58567  No.352602


blank them tbh

3c8c66  No.352603

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Oh he's back

3c8c66  No.352605


You gave them food for Christmas?

b9c1c8  No.352606

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8b9615  No.351255[Reply]

Parliament REFUSES Petition to Debate UN Migrant Pact: ‘Already Been Agreed’


Paranoia: Macron Govt Wonders if Italy, ‘Foreign Powers’ Funding Yellow Vests


‘European Spring’: Italy’s Salvini Building Alliance with Poland to ‘Save Europe’


Macron Govt: Yellow Vests Have Destroyed 60 Percent of France’s Speed Cameras


Brexit Was a Crazed, Sinister, Disastrous Plot, Explains Cumberbatch TV Drama


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fb778e  No.351957

>4-5 days for a delivery


fcc4cd  No.351958

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good knight

6ef12d  No.351959

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6ef12d  No.351960

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8b9615  No.351963

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3e502a  No.350534[Reply]

British Yellow Vest Who Heckled Pro-EU MP Purged by Facebook, PayPal


Swedish Police Recover Hundreds of Explosives During Grenade ‘Amnesty’ – But No Grenades


Trump Clips EU’s Wings: Bloc Realises Its ‘Ambassador’ Downgraded Without Notice


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2c109e  No.351251

2c109e  No.351252

shouldnt have gave birth to me if she doesnt like it tbh

d0b1da  No.351253

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Look at this travel thot whining.

2c109e  No.351254


what an ugly munter

3e502a  No.351257

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f92781  No.349844[Reply]

'We lost nearly £10k to TV licence scammers'


When Jerry Tack received an email saying the TV licence needed paying, he didn't think twice about it.

>Nothing seemed suspicious about the website he clicked on, so he entered his bank details - and began a chain of events that would lose him £9,900.

>Jerry, from Hampshire, was among thousands contacted in what police called a "particularly nasty" fraud.

>But the banks say they cannot reimburse customers who have mistakenly authorised payments to fraudsters.

Brexit: Date for vote on Theresa May's deal confirmed


MPs will vote on Theresa May's Brexit deal on Tuesday, 15 January, government sources have confirmed.

>The Commons vote was called off last month by the PM, who was facing defeat, but sources have told the BBC the vote will not be delayed again.

>It is also understood the government will set out further reassurances on the controversial backstop.

>Meanwhile, more than 200 MPs have signed a letter to Theresa May, urging her to rule out a no-deal Brexit.

Surrey train stabbing: Suspect Darren Pencille refuses to enter plea, claiming he is 'paranoid'


>A man accused of the fatal stabbing of a fellow train passenger refused to stand and did not enter a plea as he appeared in court this morning.

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1d9ced  No.350536


Just do it anyway you nigger, what the fuck are they going to do?

2b45b0  No.350537

File: f0d35e73609b027⋯.png (122.29 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, tardjak22.png)

>complaining about middle aged women doing zumba too loud last night

>can't even bear to smack some hammers and nails together in a shed or whatever


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2b45b0  No.350539

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hello bertie

ff6d19  No.350541

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3d1d8d  No.349116[Reply]

HMS Mersey, migrants and the Royal Navy

After declaring a “major incident” the Home Secretary has formally requested assistance from the MoD to deal with a growing number of migrants attempting to enter the UK by crossing the English Channel in small boats

>he Home office will pay the MoD the approximately £20,000 per day it costs to operate the ship and she will remain on station until relieved by the two UK Border Force cutters returning from the Mediterranean; it is unclear how long this will take, HMC Seeker is currently alongside in Gibraltar and HMC Protector is in the harbour at Mytilini on the Greek island of Lesbos

>for HMS Mersey, conducting surveillance a few miles away from Portsmouth and in partnership with other UK government agencies is not especially demanding or a big departure from normal OPV duties; should she be involved in rescuing migrants from small boats and delivering them into UK ports that would be something different and probably attract a storm of controversy

>it is reassuring the RN is ready and able to bolster the UK Border force for a short period when needed; this ‘crisis’ has shown there is a shortage of both RN and UKBF patrol assets which needs to be addressed but even if better equipped, neither of these agencies can solve the problem of migration, which is a global issue requiring joined-up international agreements

(4th January 2019)


Reality Check: Who rescues migrants in the Channel?

>the number of migrants crossing the English Channel by boat is small - it pales in comparison to those making the perilous journey across the Mediterranean - but there has been a small spike in crossings in recent months

>in 2018, the Home Office says 539 people attempted to travel to the UK on small boats; of these, 434 (around 80%) made their attempts in the last three months of the year

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99bda3  No.349841

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>Stefan Karl

Fuck me I forgot about that.

3160dd  No.349842

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3160dd  No.349843


night lad, no movies tonight?

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ed53bf  No.349846

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c23e3f  No.348414[Reply]

>Man Catches His Wife Cheating In Backseat Of Car With Another Man So He Breaks Out The Window To Confront Her!


>Old Head Beats Up A Young Guy For Running His Mouth At Him On A Bus!


>Minneapolis Police Officer Fatally Shoots Suicidal Man Armed With A Knife! (*Warning* Graphic)


>R. Kelly's Artist Describes Watching Her 14-Year-Old Niece Allegedly Getting Pee'd On By R. Kelly & Victim Speaks On Infamous Tape!


>Taking His Sweet Time: $1.5 Billion Mega Millions Winner Still Hasn’t Come Forward!


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213933  No.349114

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7869d1  No.349115

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7869d1  No.349117


tfw thought people who wore sunglasses inside looked silly but then realised certain people have to wear them or be blind

213933  No.349118


nah lad most people who wear sunglasses indoors are just arseholes

e05d0f  No.349120

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1419c3  No.347683[Reply]

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d1ba30  No.348411

someone make a new thread

67e441  No.348412


Please stay up and read lad.

d1ba30  No.348413

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baste coach

5c5c5b  No.348415

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41cd26  No.346994[Reply]

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793af3  No.347679

and it doesn't change that n*o is still encouraging luna, a mentally ill man, to take mind and body altering drugs and get an axe wound in place of functioning genitalia

e6539e  No.347680


That's luna's fault for being stupid enough to fall for it, both need to be bullied for it

793af3  No.347681

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however n*o has made it pretty clear that xe will not change, despite xer disgusting and immoral behaviour being completely at odds with the community xe barely interacts with and presumably still only hangs around for the "shitpost" (you)s and sense of "power" at being a moderator

41cd26  No.347682

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he thinks about me more than his own mother

41cd26  No.347685

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3c1b67  No.346300[Reply]

Hammersmith stabbing prompts 39 attempted murder arrests


Thirty-nine people at a house party were arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a man was stabbed in west London.

>The man, thought to be in his mid-30s, was found with life-threatening wounds when police were called to Fulham Palace Road, Hammersmith, at 01:00 GMT.

>The Metropolitan Police said the victim was chased by men and women following "a minor argument" in a shop.

>The suspects were seen going into a property where there was a party.

Church of England Demands UK Welcome Illegal Boat Migrants: ‘Everyone is Precious’


Asserting that “every person is precious”, the Church of England has urged Britain to welcome the boatloads of illegal migrants crossing the Channel.

>As ministers called on the Home Office to take action against an unprecedented influx of boats carrying migrants from the third world, the bishop of Dover told the Observer it was “crucial that we all remember that we are dealing with human beings here”.

>Speaking with the backing of the church, the newspaper reports, the Rt Rev Trevor Willmott said: “Across the nation, we have been celebrating the season of hope and goodwill as we remember Christ’s birth — let’s not forget so soon that every person is precious.”

Report: Jeremy Corbyn ‘So Upset’ by Anti-Semitism Claims He Couldn’t Tackle the Issue

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d9d35a  No.346990

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oh no

I meant to talk to him and her about The Young Pope because they are catholic but I didn't and now they have gone

f4fc17  No.346991


but that's normal hair

f743ce  No.346992


oh mate

f4fc17  No.346993

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Watch yo back Aragorn

724554  No.346996

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b46c22  No.345593[Reply]

insert news here

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fb284a  No.346301


don't think of me as "the BO", I'm just a regular poster that happens to have access to the BO account


incelism is because of physical appearance, which is the only relevant factor for attracting the opposite sex. a certain percentage of women and a certain larger percentage of men are not considered to be attractive. some of them could be attractive if they took better care of themselves, some of them simply can't because they were born ugly.


wew. I didn't think you looked that young in the pic I saw, at least with stubble anyway. when I had jury duty, one of the old ladies I was chatting with was surprised at my age, she thought I was like 18 when I'm 22. that's good though, better to look younger than older 'cause old people look like shit


well if they finished devouring china

fb284a  No.346302

and gonna have to snooze unfortunately, gonna listen to that song >>346243

one more time then zzz

13575f  No.346303


If there was no America the Japanese Empire would've had a far easier time I think. It's comfy because I just find it more interesting to read about a large Empire with lots of strange mythical states than our boring modern ones where things are fairly stable compared to previous centuries.

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793e93  No.346356


Keek, I've caught my cat doing this

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188d54  No.344834[Reply]

Germany Considers ‘Mosque Tax’ to Counter Foreign Funding Influence


London Man in Hospital After Acid Attack


Matteo Salvini Cites Pope John Paul — Not Francis — in Christmas Card


Leftists Outraged by Queen’s Gold Piano


Don’t Worry About Fertility Falling Because Immigration and A.I. Will Replace the Unborn, Says Academic


Canadian Imam: Muslims Saying ‘Merry Christmas’ Worse Than Murder

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0a138d  No.345588

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Yes yes.

6491c5  No.345589

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For your lies I will watch Jojo by myself today it's out

d267e5  No.345590

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, back.png)

>the biggest a k*ndle gets is the newest one that costs £220+ and it's only an extra inch

I just want to read pdfs without burning my eyes

1140a4  No.345591

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Love it

0a138d  No.345592

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b390c8  No.344144[Reply]

there is no news on christmas

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c2c11e  No.344830

morning lads

granny making porridge and waiting for a washing machine to be installed


based and tardpilled

dd709c  No.344831

File: b89f7126d04209d⋯.jpg (986.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1484678247079.jpg)

>tfw no cheeky pope

c2c11e  No.344832

>tfw no cheeky mole

c2c11e  No.344833

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fresh JF

b390c8  No.344836

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169bbf  No.343425[Reply]

UK Police Now Say There May Have Been No Drones at all After Christmas Travel Chaos


Remainers Can’t Stop No Deal Brexit if May’s Deal Voted Down, Says Leadsom


Resurgent al Qaeda Plotting Attacks on Airports, Planes, UK Minister Warns


Swedish Journalist Gets to Keep Job After People Smuggling Conviction


Boyband ‘The Breunion Boys’ Launched to Stop Brexit


French Official: Christmas Market Terrorist Pledged Allegiance to ISIS

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25ee27  No.344146

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Why are you doing this to me, lad?

523909  No.344147

the only downside is that they still listen and believe the news jews smh

not even JF talking about cheese can drown it out since everyone is deaf

6a7c79  No.344148

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6a7c79  No.344150


keek. I hate it. No idea how people can live in those housies that live wall to wall with each other

169bbf  No.344151

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099cdb  No.342730[Reply]

White Magic

>the white Christmas we imagine, where there are layers of snow covering the ground, is much rarer; Ladbrokes have reduced the odds from 10/1 to 5/1 that the mild temperatures will smash the 15°C record set in 1920

>according to the Met Office, Christmas Eve will see cloudy with patchy rain conditions

>it will be mostly dry and cloudy on Christmas Day itself, with some showers expected for Boxing Day

(23rd December 2018)


Resurgent al Qaeda plotting attacks on airports, planes, UK minister warns

>the UK’s security minister has warned that a resurgent al Qaeda is seeking to carrying out fresh terror attacks on airplanes, using drone technology and jihadist sleeper agents working at airports

>Ben Wallace MP told The Sunday Times that with Islamic State on the decline, al Qaeda was regrouping and had already made grounds in Syria, Afghanistan, Yemen, and Libya under the organisaton’s spiritual leader and Osama bin Laden’s inheritor Ayman al Zawahiri

>the minister said that an additional £25 million has been put into threat detection and counter-terror activities to “protect our planes even more from new chemicals,” miniature bombs, and the “insider threat” of al Qaeda operatives working in airports

(23rd December 2018)


Ukrainian official invites British warship to cross Kerch Strait & see how Russia reacts

>a deputy minister in Kiev suggested that the British Navy should send its warship to the Sea of Azov to test Russia’s response; Moscow descPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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f9680a  No.343423

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have fun munching, man




Keep going till the good guys win

dd1099  No.343424

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Oh no

f9680a  No.343426

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>made in Sweden

dd1099  No.343428

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>when the Lew's feelin a lil cheeky

a85ae1  No.343429

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a031c9  No.342057[Reply]

Israel, Greece, Cyprus to Ink European Natural Gas Pipeline Deal


Israel Prepares for Mass Immigration of French Jews


Senior Businessman: UK Will ‘Prosper’, Reap the Benefits of Brexit on WTO Rules


European Govts Shred ‘No Deal’ Scaremongering on Customs, Travel Disruption


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4198df  No.342726

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sitting on a park bench

years away from fighting

9c677a  No.342727


hope you brought something to sit on to keep your arse warm

9c677a  No.342728

your spotty arse smh ew

6ab118  No.342729


thumbnail looked like they were kissing.

cats are ghey.

dc4e2b  No.342731

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