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Just what you need to make you feel better

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fc59c3  No.355526[Reply]

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4451f6  No.356276


youre a strange one

000abe  No.356277


is NO higher turn on than seeing her turned on. love it!

ac5791  No.356278


Did she get killed after telling the guy this?

d77833  No.356279


This, if only one of you is enjoying it then what's the point?

4451f6  No.356280


women dont get turned on

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27c311  No.354783[Reply]

Brexit: Theresa May meets party leaders to try to break deadlock


Party leaders and senior MPs have been meeting Theresa May to try to find a compromise on Brexit after her withdrawal deal was rejected by MPs.

>But Labour's Jeremy Corbyn called the talks a "stunt" and will not take part unless a "no deal" Brexit is ruled out.

>Senior politicians on all sides have also been meeting with cabinet ministers to try to find a way forward.

>The PM will publish a new plan on Monday with a full debate and key vote scheduled for Tuesday, 29 January.

Nuclear plant in Anglesey suspended by Hitachi


Hitachi has said it will suspend work on a multi-billion-pound UK nuclear project because of rising costs.

>The decision puts thousands of jobs at risk if the £13bn plant at Wylfa Newydd in Anglesey, north Wales, is scrapped.

>The Japanese firm had been in talks with the UK government since June about funding for the project, which was being built by its Horizon subsidiary.

>The government said it had failed to agree terms with Hitachi. The nuclear industry said it was "disappointing".

Tony Blair: No deal Brexit 'catastrophic' for UK


>Threatening a no deal Brexit "is a problem for the EU", but a "catastrophe" for the UK, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has told the Today programme.

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60bff0  No.355522

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Here, lad

fdc4f9  No.355523

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a1d1f6  No.355524

File: 3f51b56d4bbb105⋯.jpg (23.24 KB, 564x424, 141:106, Jewess 771.jpg)


I'm with her

60bff0  No.355525


Holy shit clean your room, bucko

78efb8  No.355528

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a2e2be  No.354068[Reply]

Brexit: Theresa May's deal is voted down in historic Commons defeat


Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal has been rejected by 230 votes - the largest defeat for a sitting government in history.

>MPs voted by 432 votes to 202 to reject the deal, which sets out the terms of Britain's exit from the EU on 29 March.

>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has now tabled a vote of no confidence in the government, which could trigger a general election.

>The confidence vote is expected to be held at about 1900 GMT on Wednesday.

Theresa May is incapable of admitting error or defeat - even in the most humiliating circumstances


>The inevitable words came in the peroration of her brief speech: “It is my duty (to deliver on the Referendum).” This is how Theresa May sees it. We must assume that this sentiment is sincere, however bizarrely, obsessively obtuse it may seem.

Revised UK child citizenship character test 'still poor'


Guardian reported last year that hundreds of children had had applications denied

>The government has updated its guidance on how the “good character” requirement should be applied to children in citizenship applications, but campaigners say the move does not go far enough and aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ada513  No.354784

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wish pitbulls weren't so vicious

find them quite cute tbh

475c8c  No.354785

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dw lad I hate my face too

dont think im gonna make a legit tinder profile tbh smh


you'd make a mess of her nails lad smh






they are the niggers of the dog world

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f9fc07  No.354787

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c00ac9  No.354788

>saw the nurse today, she implied I hadn't washed because I still had my injection plasters on from last week, I stammered 'reference points'

Ironically I had actually washed

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428a20  No.353319[Reply]

Theresa May Admits Blocking Brexit ‘Would Be a Subversion of Our Democracy’


Pro-Brexit Govt Whip Resigns to Vote Against May’s EU Deal


Theresa May Warns ‘No Brexit’ Is More Likely than ‘No Deal’


Afghan Stabs Polish Woman in German Hospital, Killing Unborn Baby


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d3f6e8  No.354065

>everyone quietly disappears when I bring up Gundam.

Alright. I'm off for a walk, anyway.

f95576  No.354066


been putting groceries away and reading about Alaska

d56149  No.354067

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modern monetary theory is based

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f95576  No.354071

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>starfish-killing robots

the starfish eat coral fyi

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e7b377  No.352604[Reply]

Migrant boats are now landing in northern England in a change of tactic by people smugglers

Migrants making the perilous journey over the seas into the UK are changing course to avoid capture, it has emerged

>unscrupulous smugglers are sending people in small boats on 200-mile journeys to land in more sparsely populated areas further up the coast

>there have been at least two incidents of men landing in Lincolnshire in the last two months in a noticeable change of tactic

>it is thought they are exploiting the fact that Border Force patrols are so heavily focused on patrolling the English Channel around Kent that they can slip in unnoticed

(12th January 2019)


Meet the migrants waiting to make their Channel dash

>“tell your Sajid Javid that he will have blood on his hands. We are dying because of him,” one of them shouts across at me, as I visit the site

>Mohammed claims to have already tried to cross the Channel several times by dinghy, with his last attempt coming as recently as several weeks ago; it was an anti-climax, he recalls with a hollow laugh, after the motor on his boat broke down several hundred metres from the French coast and he was quickly picked up by the coastguard

>according to Mohammed and other Iranians in the camp, smugglers and their middlemen live part-time among the migrants and in city town’s hostels, acting with relative impunity; their malign influence over the settlement is clear, with many groups of migrants refusing to speak to me, claiming that if smugglers saw them they could face retribution

(12th January 2019)

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e59778  No.353317

need fresh bread

49457b  No.353318

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4ee268  No.353321

e59778  No.353323


wtf I want to invade Iran now

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30b669  No.351961[Reply]

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af55be  No.352601

>cousin with the chink wife is ranting about Brexit on Facebook

>still hasn't thanked us for the Christmas present mummy got (my sister and I had to do the shopping for it tbh) for their little chicken ball

b58567  No.352602


blank them tbh

3c8c66  No.352603

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Oh he's back

3c8c66  No.352605


You gave them food for Christmas?

b9c1c8  No.352606

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8b9615  No.351255[Reply]

Parliament REFUSES Petition to Debate UN Migrant Pact: ‘Already Been Agreed’


Paranoia: Macron Govt Wonders if Italy, ‘Foreign Powers’ Funding Yellow Vests


‘European Spring’: Italy’s Salvini Building Alliance with Poland to ‘Save Europe’


Macron Govt: Yellow Vests Have Destroyed 60 Percent of France’s Speed Cameras


Brexit Was a Crazed, Sinister, Disastrous Plot, Explains Cumberbatch TV Drama


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fb778e  No.351957

>4-5 days for a delivery


fcc4cd  No.351958

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good knight

6ef12d  No.351959

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6ef12d  No.351960

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3e502a  No.350534[Reply]

British Yellow Vest Who Heckled Pro-EU MP Purged by Facebook, PayPal


Swedish Police Recover Hundreds of Explosives During Grenade ‘Amnesty’ – But No Grenades


Trump Clips EU’s Wings: Bloc Realises Its ‘Ambassador’ Downgraded Without Notice


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2c109e  No.351251

2c109e  No.351252

shouldnt have gave birth to me if she doesnt like it tbh

d0b1da  No.351253

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Look at this travel thot whining.

2c109e  No.351254


what an ugly munter

3e502a  No.351257

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f92781  No.349844[Reply]

'We lost nearly £10k to TV licence scammers'


When Jerry Tack received an email saying the TV licence needed paying, he didn't think twice about it.

>Nothing seemed suspicious about the website he clicked on, so he entered his bank details - and began a chain of events that would lose him £9,900.

>Jerry, from Hampshire, was among thousands contacted in what police called a "particularly nasty" fraud.

>But the banks say they cannot reimburse customers who have mistakenly authorised payments to fraudsters.

Brexit: Date for vote on Theresa May's deal confirmed


MPs will vote on Theresa May's Brexit deal on Tuesday, 15 January, government sources have confirmed.

>The Commons vote was called off last month by the PM, who was facing defeat, but sources have told the BBC the vote will not be delayed again.

>It is also understood the government will set out further reassurances on the controversial backstop.

>Meanwhile, more than 200 MPs have signed a letter to Theresa May, urging her to rule out a no-deal Brexit.

Surrey train stabbing: Suspect Darren Pencille refuses to enter plea, claiming he is 'paranoid'


>A man accused of the fatal stabbing of a fellow train passenger refused to stand and did not enter a plea as he appeared in court this morning.

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1d9ced  No.350536


Just do it anyway you nigger, what the fuck are they going to do?

2b45b0  No.350537

File: f0d35e73609b027⋯.png (122.29 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, tardjak22.png)

>complaining about middle aged women doing zumba too loud last night

>can't even bear to smack some hammers and nails together in a shed or whatever


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2b45b0  No.350539

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hello bertie

ff6d19  No.350541

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3d1d8d  No.349116[Reply]

HMS Mersey, migrants and the Royal Navy

After declaring a “major incident” the Home Secretary has formally requested assistance from the MoD to deal with a growing number of migrants attempting to enter the UK by crossing the English Channel in small boats

>he Home office will pay the MoD the approximately £20,000 per day it costs to operate the ship and she will remain on station until relieved by the two UK Border Force cutters returning from the Mediterranean; it is unclear how long this will take, HMC Seeker is currently alongside in Gibraltar and HMC Protector is in the harbour at Mytilini on the Greek island of Lesbos

>for HMS Mersey, conducting surveillance a few miles away from Portsmouth and in partnership with other UK government agencies is not especially demanding or a big departure from normal OPV duties; should she be involved in rescuing migrants from small boats and delivering them into UK ports that would be something different and probably attract a storm of controversy

>it is reassuring the RN is ready and able to bolster the UK Border force for a short period when needed; this ‘crisis’ has shown there is a shortage of both RN and UKBF patrol assets which needs to be addressed but even if better equipped, neither of these agencies can solve the problem of migration, which is a global issue requiring joined-up international agreements

(4th January 2019)


Reality Check: Who rescues migrants in the Channel?

>the number of migrants crossing the English Channel by boat is small - it pales in comparison to those making the perilous journey across the Mediterranean - but there has been a small spike in crossings in recent months

>in 2018, the Home Office says 539 people attempted to travel to the UK on small boats; of these, 434 (around 80%) made their attempts in the last three months of the year

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99bda3  No.349841

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>Stefan Karl

Fuck me I forgot about that.

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3160dd  No.349843


night lad, no movies tonight?

34b11c  No.349845

ed53bf  No.349846

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c23e3f  No.348414[Reply]

>Man Catches His Wife Cheating In Backseat Of Car With Another Man So He Breaks Out The Window To Confront Her!


>Old Head Beats Up A Young Guy For Running His Mouth At Him On A Bus!


>Minneapolis Police Officer Fatally Shoots Suicidal Man Armed With A Knife! (*Warning* Graphic)


>R. Kelly's Artist Describes Watching Her 14-Year-Old Niece Allegedly Getting Pee'd On By R. Kelly & Victim Speaks On Infamous Tape!


>Taking His Sweet Time: $1.5 Billion Mega Millions Winner Still Hasn’t Come Forward!


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213933  No.349114

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7869d1  No.349115

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7869d1  No.349117


tfw thought people who wore sunglasses inside looked silly but then realised certain people have to wear them or be blind

213933  No.349118


nah lad most people who wear sunglasses indoors are just arseholes

e05d0f  No.349120

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1419c3  No.347683[Reply]

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d1ba30  No.348411

someone make a new thread

67e441  No.348412


Please stay up and read lad.

d1ba30  No.348413

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baste coach

5c5c5b  No.348415

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41cd26  No.346994[Reply]

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793af3  No.347679

and it doesn't change that n*o is still encouraging luna, a mentally ill man, to take mind and body altering drugs and get an axe wound in place of functioning genitalia

e6539e  No.347680


That's luna's fault for being stupid enough to fall for it, both need to be bullied for it

793af3  No.347681

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however n*o has made it pretty clear that xe will not change, despite xer disgusting and immoral behaviour being completely at odds with the community xe barely interacts with and presumably still only hangs around for the "shitpost" (you)s and sense of "power" at being a moderator

41cd26  No.347682

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he thinks about me more than his own mother

41cd26  No.347685

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3c1b67  No.346300[Reply]

Hammersmith stabbing prompts 39 attempted murder arrests


Thirty-nine people at a house party were arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a man was stabbed in west London.

>The man, thought to be in his mid-30s, was found with life-threatening wounds when police were called to Fulham Palace Road, Hammersmith, at 01:00 GMT.

>The Metropolitan Police said the victim was chased by men and women following "a minor argument" in a shop.

>The suspects were seen going into a property where there was a party.

Church of England Demands UK Welcome Illegal Boat Migrants: ‘Everyone is Precious’


Asserting that “every person is precious”, the Church of England has urged Britain to welcome the boatloads of illegal migrants crossing the Channel.

>As ministers called on the Home Office to take action against an unprecedented influx of boats carrying migrants from the third world, the bishop of Dover told the Observer it was “crucial that we all remember that we are dealing with human beings here”.

>Speaking with the backing of the church, the newspaper reports, the Rt Rev Trevor Willmott said: “Across the nation, we have been celebrating the season of hope and goodwill as we remember Christ’s birth — let’s not forget so soon that every person is precious.”

Report: Jeremy Corbyn ‘So Upset’ by Anti-Semitism Claims He Couldn’t Tackle the Issue

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d9d35a  No.346990

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oh no

I meant to talk to him and her about The Young Pope because they are catholic but I didn't and now they have gone

f4fc17  No.346991


but that's normal hair

f743ce  No.346992


oh mate

f4fc17  No.346993

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Watch yo back Aragorn

724554  No.346996

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b46c22  No.345593[Reply]

insert news here

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fb284a  No.346301


don't think of me as "the BO", I'm just a regular poster that happens to have access to the BO account


incelism is because of physical appearance, which is the only relevant factor for attracting the opposite sex. a certain percentage of women and a certain larger percentage of men are not considered to be attractive. some of them could be attractive if they took better care of themselves, some of them simply can't because they were born ugly.


wew. I didn't think you looked that young in the pic I saw, at least with stubble anyway. when I had jury duty, one of the old ladies I was chatting with was surprised at my age, she thought I was like 18 when I'm 22. that's good though, better to look younger than older 'cause old people look like shit


well if they finished devouring china

fb284a  No.346302

and gonna have to snooze unfortunately, gonna listen to that song >>346243

one more time then zzz

13575f  No.346303


If there was no America the Japanese Empire would've had a far easier time I think. It's comfy because I just find it more interesting to read about a large Empire with lots of strange mythical states than our boring modern ones where things are fairly stable compared to previous centuries.

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793e93  No.346356


Keek, I've caught my cat doing this

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