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Just what you need to make you feel better

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438017  No.412545


438017  No.412546

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df1398  No.412547

File: 6722c2b11045c30⋯.png (873.36 KB, 997x1713, 997:1713, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….png)

Andrew Marr Planning No Pro-Brexit Politicians On Last Show Before Euro Elections



Was she implying you might be buying them for disreputable purposes?

067abf  No.412548

just give me a lass


438017  No.412549


I couldn't really read her mind. I guess it's just unusual to buy many cucumbers at a time smh. What do you use them for?


> 6'4 ginge mummy gf

bit high standards, lad

b4c765  No.412550

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438017  No.412551


is this worth watching at all?

cb4e6f  No.412552

438017  No.412553




wew where did these lads come from

b4c765  No.412554


yes and no

438017  No.412555


so no smh

067abf  No.412556


is it really high standards? doubt tbh

a5896c  No.412557

File: 79aee324ac6bf65⋯.mp4 (4 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Redpill Rick Sanchez.mp4)

438017  No.412558


show us the ideal gf lad

b4c765  No.412559

File: ffff512d37f0f9d⋯.jpg (281.49 KB, 1406x1920, 703:960, TEAhTxs.jpg)

a5896c  No.412560

438017  No.412561


Wew. How about police make an example out of these cunts and actually punishing them for assaulting people?

438017  No.412562

067abf  No.412563


i dont have a picture

78befa  No.412564

File: 375ae71cbc6adce⋯.png (373.37 KB, 366x551, 366:551, a081367f26c6ae5df32f8b7516….png)

438017  No.412565

File: 8c189db4cc08bb0⋯.png (751.37 KB, 900x750, 6:5, unknown (5).png)

cb4e6f  No.412566

File: 05c976559d26234⋯.png (209.56 KB, 980x742, 70:53, 22stbtfo2.png)

438017  No.412567


j-just a joke lad

a5896c  No.412568

File: 281c94451d36253⋯.mp4 (6.56 MB, 608x1080, 76:135, froggo.mp4)

438017  No.412569

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maybe my accent isn't really unusual for Norwegians at all

438017  No.412570

File: 2482bb1d24b1666⋯.jpg (6.59 KB, 263x192, 263:192, images (1).jpg)

>actually calling to have me banned

067abf  No.412571

>tfw no lass who's already been dicked so she knows how to please me

cb4e6f  No.412572

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cb4e6f  No.412573

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a5896c  No.412574

438017  No.412575

File: 9c61f370538c945⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1150x638, 575:319, ClipboardImage.png)

>he's a based androphilic stone stacker

b4c765  No.412576


was that his mummy bullying him?

067abf  No.412577



quality posts

a5896c  No.412578

off to toil tbh later lads

438017  No.412579






later lad

cb4e6f  No.412580

File: 1f6b11da0344dc6⋯.png (229.38 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1493596943192.png)

438017  No.412581



067abf  No.412582



why are you laughing?

5fd7d8  No.412583

File: 4d628887c86ca80⋯.jpg (10.92 KB, 236x236, 1:1, 1b57b667d510bee88e0d26c3b1….jpg)

>Mummy does pizza

>Eat it

>Then asks if I want kebab later

Fat cunt.

Said no.

067abf  No.412584


love your mum tbh

438017  No.412585


because some people would actually say that

b4c765  No.412586

File: 192c7e47d9caa46⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 213.83 KB, 640x604, 160:151, D6KwBdRVUAAgTFd.png)

438017  No.412587

File: 0c625ed92fdde5b⋯.jpg (219.67 KB, 1404x920, 351:230, 1529204511983.jpg)


just sounds like stories people make up, but regardless if it's true or not this actually excites some people.

067abf  No.412588


yeah smh

but i wouldnt mind too much i guess keek

cb4e6f  No.412589

File: 71624f04ce37759⋯.jpg (31.64 KB, 468x453, 156:151, 1503063397497.jpg)


delete this

067abf  No.412590



dont get how anyone could even do this tbh

how far do you even have to go to get this mentally fucked

067abf  No.412591

saw like 10 niggers in the last week

what the fuck is going on?

438017  No.412592


You're welcome, lad


probably really rare to find an undicked lassie these days

>that lad who wanted to be gfs with a lass but said she should travel and "experience life" before getting with him

438017  No.412593


Spic's mum's on holiday and that's her entourage

067abf  No.412594


dont think so tbh

067abf  No.412595



438017  No.412596


No? idno tbh

b4c765  No.412597

File: 50120d5e0a51a60⋯.png (270.94 KB, 650x574, 325:287, 1500169077655.png)

Even cuck fetish guys can get a gf and eventually wife. If you can't manage that it means youre lower social status than they are smh.

438017  No.412598


Spoken like a cuck

cb4e6f  No.412599


would be a eunuch than a cuck

438017  No.412600

067abf  No.412601


think its more split

as in more promiscuous people are fucking more

but there are more virgins than ever before as a % of population including women

so the averages go up despite it not being true. when you see statistics about averages they are skewed and not representative about how things actually are

b4c765  No.412602


you cant' be a cuck without a wife/gf

067abf  No.412603


why dont you just become a cuck? you can get the bulls sloppy seconds mmmmm

438017  No.412604




>but there are more virgins than ever before as a % of population including women

>so the averages go up despite it not being true. when you see statistics about averages they are skewed and not representative about how things actually are

How can they be skewed though?

438017  No.412605

Wew he's actually a pretty good lad


b4c765  No.412606

File: 14efa9c79c176aa⋯.png (75.48 KB, 742x701, 742:701, ClipboardImage (3).png)

067abf  No.412607


ok take this as an example

100 people

50 are virgins

50 have sex[with each other]

The average number of sexual partners would be extremely high, despite 50% of the population being virgins. What would the average be, 25? Not good at this type of maths keek. But you get the point


we live in a society…

78befa  No.412608

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438017  No.412609


but the statistics always show both men and women and at what rate they are having sex at.

067abf  No.412610


why are you such a little pea brain lad?

4c82f8  No.412611

File: 564a6eeab6375d7⋯.jpg (197.72 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, serveimage.jpg)


I fapped yesterday but then I took a piss, a shower, did the laundry, and ate oysters so now I'm completely replenished. gonna do nofap now


>there was also literally only one nigger in the entire primary school, fat one too

the first nigger I ever saw in elementary school was dipping the school pizza in ketcuhp, like copious amounts of it, basically using the slice of pizza as a spoon to shovel blobs of ketchup down his esophagus. it was absolutely mortifying and I've hated niggers ever since


every non-white race should have been killed



438017  No.412612


try me again

067abf  No.412613


*tries you again*

438017  No.412614

File: 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (47.14 KB, 645x968, 645:968, 1484780184128.jpg)

067abf  No.412615


youre almost as dumb as spic tbh

438017  No.412616

File: a0732969452e6b6⋯.png (25.27 KB, 645x896, 645:896, a0732969452e6b6e89894bfe92….png)


t. not good at maffs

067abf  No.412617


prove me wrong bud

438017  No.412618


Why don't you help me understand if you're so big-brained, lad?

5fd7d8  No.412619

067abf  No.412620


It's not that hard to understand.

438017  No.412621

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB, 520x501, 520:501, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


>tfw willing student but no teacher

067abf  No.412622


What is so hard to understand?

You can only operate on an individual basis when it comes to these statistics

Grouping people together doesn't work

It's not like crime and wogs

df1398  No.412623

File: 51183df7ca33362⋯.png (33.14 KB, 149x221, 149:221, ClipboardImage.png)

we are all incels

067abf  No.412624


speak for yourself, trannycel

438017  No.412625


well you originally claimed there are probably more virgins even for females, but now we have to take it on an individual basis? Obviously there are some virgin women. You can say the same for wogs and crime though

df1398  No.412626

File: 4c3c27196187789⋯.jpg (233.96 KB, 1346x1809, 1346:1809, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)


smh you were so nice until recently

438017  No.412627

wew that's a bit cringe

438017  No.412628

8bc509  No.412629

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8bc509  No.412630

File: 48ee27b4a98541f⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 2070x3500, 207:350, policia.jpg)


This is based volcel territory, lasse.

067abf  No.412631


virginity rates have been increasing though

and its not the same as wogs

statistics like that are completely different, a wog might statistically likely to kill or rob you

but a non-virgin isnt statistically likely to have a % to take your virginity


nice guys finish last..

067abf  No.412632


*attacks your shield*

067abf  No.412633

File: 748044ce2b14bd4⋯.jpg (6.96 KB, 320x180, 16:9, the knorr man.jpg)

*shoves lamb leg in oven and hopes i dont fuck it up*

b283d6  No.412634

File: 00488b7ba458a70⋯.jpg (4.55 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190518_180804.jpg)

>guard cat

b283d6  No.412635


Increased for men yeah

067abf  No.412636

File: 35110f3b3651d29⋯.png (309.66 KB, 548x421, 548:421, ass.png)


why are you so contrarian to me, you little fuck?

b283d6  No.412637


I am not smh. I'd like to agree, but you'd have to show me why the statistics lie

4c82f8  No.412638


soaking up the sun


he's right, male virginity has been skyrocketing whereas female virginity has probably continued to drop

43e030  No.412639

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>Youtube recommended me this

067abf  No.412640

File: cfc058e71d6ee59⋯.jpg (41.21 KB, 645x729, 215:243, spicposter.jpg)

43e030  No.412641

9/11 was like SUPER BAD

8bc509  No.412642


ikr. Missed Digimon that day.

4c82f8  No.412643

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43e030  No.412644


>there's a digimong in this Fred


43e030  No.412645


I can't wait to vote him in next week. It'll be so


8bc509  No.412646


smh lid. Digimon are the champions!

438017  No.412647

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>just eat healthy dude

>5 pounds for 60 grams of nuts


438017  No.412648


sounds like I am right smh

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43e030  No.412650

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My nuts are free

>Pecan nuts

almonds are the only nut for a high IQ boi

4c82f8  No.412651


pecans, walnuts, and stuff like that can get pretty expensive. you're supposed to eat them in small quantities though, it's a light snack in between meals

8bc509  No.412652


Bet you liked Cardcaptors. I liked that too, tbh.

43e030  No.412653

File: 79ba83b78ef79df⋯.png (162.83 KB, 472x766, 236:383, ClipboardImage.png)


I liked Scooby Doo and Wacky Races because I'm not a faggot. Oh, do I even need to mention Johnny Bravo?

067abf  No.412654

Heather aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh forgive meeeeeeeeeeee


43e030  No.412655

File: d0bcb42a9288834⋯.png (164.78 KB, 620x387, 620:387, ClipboardImage.png)

Danger Mouse was a National Action hero

438017  No.412656

File: 34b5f3b861337b1⋯.gif (29.9 KB, 112x112, 1:1, pepecheer.gif)


>it's actually based

df1398  No.412657

File: ac6a419e9942fc7⋯.jpg (375.69 KB, 600x848, 75:106, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)


I thought my cashews were pretty expensive but it turns out the new asda sells them in bulk so it's way cheaper.

8bc509  No.412658


>Johnny Bravo

>Incel: the cartoon

Wew. It was a pretty good cartoon, tbh.

43e030  No.412659

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I thought it was going to be cuntish


Johnny was made by incels to defame alphas like me.

>tfw got depression from Ed, Edd and Eddy

Why didn't their mummies just give them money for fucking jew breakers? Why did they fail at literally everything they did? Were they all orphans or something? They were all impoverished too smh

df1398  No.412660

File: cf833767a8aac24⋯.jpg (181.54 KB, 843x1033, 843:1033, __kinomoto_sakura_cardcapt….jpg)


I used to watch the 10 or so episodes CITV had in syndication tbh I loved anime before I knew what a japan was.

43e030  No.412661

File: 03fcf9c3a017267⋯.png (17.86 KB, 1152x648, 16:9, BumBum Beast.png)

the demon is watching me itll give its victim the 666trips i know it i know it i know it

438017  No.412662


>I thought it was going to be cuntish

me too tbh so it was a pleasant surprise



438017  No.412663

File: 0c625ed92fdde5b⋯.jpg (219.67 KB, 1404x920, 351:230, 1529204511983.jpg)


>its victim

43e030  No.412664

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df1398  No.412665

File: af8dd419f1de79d⋯.jpg (412.67 KB, 1200x1000, 6:5, pow.jpg)

51a77f  No.412666


43e030  No.412667


43e030  No.412668


lad . . . now youre going to be succed off by a demoness

863aca  No.412669


as long as it's thicc he won't mind

51a77f  No.412670

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I saw the get, and I picked it up

*fades back into the darkness


tfw no succubus to sex me to death

43e030  No.412671

File: cdfd60ea74c77d6⋯.png (254.29 KB, 649x487, 649:487, ClipboardImage.png)


*grabs your bum*

067abf  No.412672


based nonce action

df1398  No.412673

File: d36715613b25e1a⋯.png (1.06 MB, 726x1000, 363:500, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….png)


Welcome home lad.

43e030  No.412674


Ironically he wasn't even a proper member

>Wonder why he never wrestles with us

>It's because he'll get a stiffy

8bc509  No.412675


Don't get me started. I always wanted Dick Dastardly to win. These old shows were designed to eternally cuck the best characters, for some reason.

43e030  No.412676

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Only real cool cats got to win.

cb4e6f  No.412677


probably wasn't even really gay but just prison gay, common with incels

067abf  No.412678



cb4e6f  No.412679


many such cases, go look on r9k

067abf  No.412680


no thanks, incel

43e030  No.412681


Possibly. Could even be a hoax like he says. Afterall, we're up against multi-millionaire governments funded "charities" who get 25% extra on every donation. They banned NA for terrorism without any evidence at all.

Jack was the main gay who stopped us from appealing the ban though. So I don't give af. He's a retard who attacked the audience once when he was giving a speech to the public. I nearly threw my NA flag down and walked away. Stupid fucking incel cunt. It's dickheads like him that got NA banned in the first place. Now lads are spending years behind bars for membership even though it clearly doesn't even exist anymore.

266a0e  No.412682

File: 89dcc6232964a30⋯.png (2.79 MB, 2105x1890, 421:378, 1557817808860.png)

Eurovision tonight lads. Who's watching? I always enjoy watching the results part where the UK always gets sod all points because we're so hated by angry jealous euros

43e030  No.412683


Me. In love with Denmark's lass even if the song is globalist propaganda. God she's so beautiful. I love her.

I think Australia will win though. Gorgeous gown. OK song. Fun staging. I honestly think Israel are strong contenders for a second consecutive win with this guy they have now. No Salvador Sobral type surprise but that's Eurovision.

067abf  No.412684


>They banned NA for terrorism without any evidence at all.

t. advocates genocide

067abf  No.412685


>God she's so beautiful. I love her.

pathetic incel tbh

4c82f8  No.412686



never understood this meme, all I remember is that bearded tranny "Conchita Wurst"

care to siege, lad?


>not advocating genocide


863aca  No.412687

why do you watch telly lads

067abf  No.412688


they are incels



4c82f8  No.412689


>t. goes on /tv/

43e030  No.412690


NA never advocated genocide, lass. Besides, that isn't terrorism.

43e030  No.412691


Just a fun show that got co-opted by psycho hyper faggots who ruin everything. Tune in to France's performance for total cringe porn.

067abf  No.412692


that is true, but no doubt the individual members did advocate for some things like that

but they are still dafty incels

863aca  No.412693

File: c7130a8fe1c77a1⋯.jpg (240.95 KB, 890x854, 445:427, 1535502988759.jpg)


You think people who watch tv goes on /tv/?

43e030  No.412694


>tfw only watch Eurovision and Question Time

It's good to keep up with what the Normies are up to though, if you can stomach it.

8bc509  No.412695


I love /tv/. Don't watch TV though.

4c82f8  No.412696


well yeah I assume it's for people that watch television and movies

43e030  No.412697


Not to my knowledge but the Jo Cox memes posted by that twitter account were too much. I told them to take better control of communications with the public and give the twitters to cunts who weren't retards but hey why listen to basic reason smh

43e030  No.412698

off for a poo then to play subnautica

863aca  No.412699


Just like only Britons go on /newbrit/ and /brit/ right?

df1398  No.412700

File: 17e9eac16a576f2⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 1252x1992, 313:498, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)


I might watch it, it's been a few years since the last time and it's super israeli enrichment this time.


I just remember them planning to murder an MP in a pub and thinking they wouldn't be overheard like it's Lord of the Rings or Star Wars.

067abf  No.412701

wonder what its like to cuddle with the fat lass

swimming in an ocean of flesh

78befa  No.412702

File: d49e2bb697fe816⋯.webm (6.25 MB, 720x540, 4:3, EMPIRESX 2019-04-08 19-14….webm)

>there is a Wessex lurking this thread RIGHT NOW

863aca  No.412703

>The Norwegian Samis are representing Samis rather than Norwegians

keek. Based cuckoldry

78befa  No.412704

File: 8fcd0e6372248d5⋯.webm (3.06 MB, 480x480, 1:1, FFVIII - Blue Fields.webm)

cb4e6f  No.412705


>dorshit reveals himself

863aca  No.412706

File: f878d41c88cb3ce⋯.jpeg (116.46 KB, 1200x676, 300:169, f878d41c88cb3ce9f9f51ab42….jpeg)

>that opening line



863aca  No.412707

File: add0b00a4458ebb⋯.png (275.31 KB, 354x660, 59:110, ClipboardImage.png)


>no gun sword

067abf  No.412708

863aca  No.412709

File: 962f1d90efd1ca1⋯.png (275.05 KB, 750x366, 125:61, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0b8a326b64dd94a⋯.png (630.85 KB, 1024x555, 1024:555, ClipboardImage.png)

File: db367c417121e30⋯.png (559.25 KB, 800x534, 400:267, ClipboardImage.png)

French chain gun

863aca  No.412710

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78befa  No.412711

File: 50edb4f12940f1b⋯.png (734.81 KB, 744x650, 372:325, index2.png)

863aca  No.412712

File: 711ddb99553af4a⋯.png (553.61 KB, 1100x727, 1100:727, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 465e6d978fe82bb⋯.png (183.29 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


Seems like a fascination that a lot of people had historically.

cb4e6f  No.412713


post the knuckleduster one

067abf  No.412714


so fucking stupid tbh

863aca  No.412715

File: 7b85170e7ae8458⋯.png (3.62 MB, 2000x1284, 500:321, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 196ff303f3d33df⋯.png (4.56 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bca88a6ac31d645⋯.png (339.21 KB, 500x659, 500:659, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 14406f177944695⋯.png (97.96 KB, 320x240, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Anyone got the "they took this from us" pepe pic?


< the ring is cool

5fd7d8  No.412716

File: dfd6e78ae165389⋯.png (152.59 KB, 1200x348, 100:29, ClipboardImage.png)

4c82f8  No.412717


the first one seems like it'd be easier to shoot yourself in a fistfight then it would to shoot the enemy

863aca  No.412718


kek, it's foldable, lad. Believe it's the same one in the third pic. It's a good example of how a hybrid weapon is kind of retarded. That must be too bit to comfortably with in your hand

067abf  No.412719

>tfw no bbw to crush me to death

4c82f8  No.412720


rifle with bayonet is practical but anything involving a handgun and a blade in one unit is stupid ya


imagine the smell

863aca  No.412721

cb4e6f  No.412722


>just drop out of society bro


863aca  No.412723


Keek let me guess, it's madlad

b4c765  No.412724

File: f22934190cbd2d8⋯.jpg (71.31 KB, 604x960, 151:240, D60t5LiXkAEkTia.jpg)


* smothers you *

863aca  No.412725


Imagine fucking an abortion hole

b4c765  No.412726


ghosts of dead babies in there

863aca  No.412727


imagine being a baby growing in a haunted house

cb4e6f  No.412728


why are you such an awful cunt

067abf  No.412729


i guess the lass at the pub isnt anywhere near that fat tbh




067abf  No.412730


why are you so angry, lad? :]

863aca  No.412731

File: c7130a8fe1c77a1⋯.jpg (240.95 KB, 890x854, 445:427, 1535502988759.jpg)

>that time I was on a walk in the woods which normally takes 2 hours and I got a call from the school I worked at at the time wanting me to come in and substitute for someone

>reached me in the middle of nowhere and changed my day just like that


cb4e6f  No.412732


have sex

067abf  No.412733

863aca  No.412734


>he asks you why you're mad

>you project your desire on to him

smh how old are you, lad? This is baby-brained tier

5fd7d8  No.412735

File: 425c2433990ee8d⋯.png (315.85 KB, 620x609, 620:609, Nightcrawler 1.png)

>Mummy bought the fish and chips anyway even though I said I didn't want any

Said no. Get fucked. She's an obese cunt and she wants me to be obese too so she's trying to fatten me up. She thinks I'm too skinny even though I'm just not.

067abf  No.412736


he's like 18

067abf  No.412737


give her to me tbh

cb4e6f  No.412738


have sex

863aca  No.412739



mummies are so weird. They'll say you're too fat and then if you lose a bit you're too thin. They just want to control us smh

863aca  No.412740


will have sex when I find a gf tbh. Gonna give her the good old 4 inch

863aca  No.412741

*cums on entrance and falls asleep*

5fd7d8  No.412742


She's a dumpy tatted bulldyke with rotten teeth.

I'm sending her over to you immediately.


She's no match for me ever since I started to clean my room.

5fd7d8  No.412743

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


df1398  No.412744

File: 99081fac53ffaeb⋯.png (431.79 KB, 860x1214, 430:607, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….png)


One day I hope the police have jurisdiction to put down people who do this to their pets.

5fd7d8  No.412745


This post doesn't make sense to anyone because they don't see the PM I sent you where I said that she gave it to the dog.

863aca  No.412746


don't trust her to say what's good or bad tbh. She might be like a lot of people now who thinks it is sexist too keeek


to me it looks like she is teasing you and calling you a pet

4c82f8  No.412747


good lad



oh kek, I wasn't sure whether if you were referring to him as his mummy's pet or if you didn't read the whole post and thought his mum bought him a pet fish

863aca  No.412748


>good lad

4 inches of plastic turkey baster tbh

4c82f8  No.412749


if you're not joking then at least use a glass one so the sperm won't be exposed to plastic, that sounds incredibly dangerous

df1398  No.412750

File: 4106652e4c4000d⋯.jpg (169.26 KB, 1200x2060, 60:103, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)



I was distracted and assumed you were mentioning that smh sorry lad.

b4c765  No.412751

b4c765  No.412752

File: 2360e1ae093d8d6⋯.jpg (105.9 KB, 662x1083, 662:1083, Tess-Holliday-in-Tight-Sho….jpg)

there's a point when you get so fat your knees go inward

863aca  No.412753

File: 3e3577159175876⋯.png (6.23 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 3e3577159175876a4f18756cae….png)


>there's a point when you get so fat your knees go inward

b4c765  No.412754


are you at that stage?

067abf  No.412755

2 lbs of lamb leg to eat it is lovely

863aca  No.412756


nah tbh. Have quite the saggy belly though smh

863aca  No.412757


Nice. Is it mostly bone?

df1398  No.412758



>tights or leggings

Why do they do this.

863aca  No.412759


You're just jelly of her tits

4c82f8  No.412760

Enraged Pit Bull Rips Into Helpless Postmans Leg

>This is the moment an unsuspecting postman is attacked by a ferocious pit bull that knocks him off his bike and chomps down on his leg as the poor man desperately tries to stop it.

>The seemingly unprovoked attack was captured on CCTV cameras in the township of Hukou in Taiwan’s north-western Hsinchu County on 10th May.

>The video shows the uniformed postman Tseng, who was identified by his surname, riding past a lorry on which two dogs are kept.


mass graves for shitbulls tbqh

863aca  No.412761

067abf  No.412762



mostly thicc tender juicy meat

863aca  No.412763

File: 268791020e726c0⋯.gif (26.29 KB, 379x505, 379:505, NEET NEET NEET NEET.gif)


067abf  No.412764


cos its hot

863aca  No.412765




>Helpless Postmans Leg


067abf  No.412766


i would fuck her so hard holy shit

4c82f8  No.412767

File: 50280eba83e8e4f⋯.gif (820 KB, 376x268, 94:67, squirrel girl.gif)


her tits aren't even large for her weight

4c82f8  No.412768


dude what the fuck lmao

>old women

>wild bush

>women that have given birth previously

>now morbidly obese women

you're so thirsty, you've lost all standards

1528b0  No.412769



>6'4" 16 year old girl

never gonna happen lad

also if you're into tall women you are the girlfriend tbh


>using the slice of pizza as a spoon to shovel blobs of ketchup down his esophagus.

fucking top keek, i wish that was the worst experience i'd ever had with niggers tbh


>being a girl

no, tbh

1528b0  No.412770

File: ce4795a0ee24966⋯.gif (887.1 KB, 350x350, 1:1, 1507851801488.gif)

df1398  No.412771


Do you like that lumpy sausages and gut look?

067abf  No.412772


i'm normal, unlike you, nonce







067abf  No.412773

>people with degenerate fetishes thinking they have any right to criticise my taste in women

1528b0  No.412774


your taste in women is practically a degenerate fetish tbh lad

1528b0  No.412775


1528b0  No.412776


1528b0  No.412777

panzie for king of england tbh

4c82f8  No.412778

File: 7238381810c81dc⋯.jpg (29.16 KB, 640x519, 640:519, 7238381810c81dcb48fbc3daf6….jpg)

>hangs out with wessex

>acquires fetish for obese women

067abf  No.412779


i literally have normal taste in women lad


>mom gets fucked by niggers

>acquires fetish for feet

4c82f8  No.412780

File: 686146de1106419⋯.png (65.53 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 686146de1106419f06c2db459d….png)


>mummy has only been fucked by Anglos

>liking feet is not a fetish anymore than liking tits or ass is a fetish

>I'm not even that into feet, though I kinda wish I was

>you footposted before too so idk what happened

5fd7d8  No.412781

File: 2d6aca16b1a10ae⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1187x708, 1187:708, ClipboardImage.png)

>Adds executive producer D.B. Weiss in his telling of the story, “Then she came back to the tent and talked for a good 10 minutes about how funny it would be in a later scene if Dany farted in the bathtub.”

1528b0  No.412782




>"i would fuck her so hard holy shit"

>morbidly obese hamplanet, skin with the texture of cottage cheese


067abf  No.412783


t. bikesniffer

1528b0  No.412784


this is something entirely of your own creation

067abf  No.412785


Now now, you don't have to tell porkies

b4c765  No.412786

863aca  No.412787


>women that have given birth previously

some of us want more than one child, lad

4c82f8  No.412788


>some of us want more than one child, lad

that's not what I meant

266a0e  No.412789

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

its up

863aca  No.412790


someone rush the stage and stab the sami

067abf  No.412791

nothing wrong with being with a single mummy

df1398  No.412792

File: 1f3a5f451e9330e⋯.png (8.95 KB, 323x105, 323:105, ClipboardImage.png)


aaaa they know

863aca  No.412793


saw an old looking lass with 3 little lassies following her at the shop. Maybe you don't need an 18 year old braphog to have your own brood

df1398  No.412794

File: e96c6f2e0aa501f⋯.png (957.2 KB, 1231x691, 1231:691, ClipboardImage.png)

vilkommen sweden

067abf  No.412795

43e030  No.412796

863aca  No.412797

>cat walks out of the bathroom bathroom and licks her lips

gotta love drinking from the toilet


Norway just had a reporter talk about how the song contest has always been political and how it's a good thing. smh probably right

cb4e6f  No.412798

File: 77b78e8c7cef4ac⋯.png (59.25 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatty finger suck.png)

>found the sweetie stash

4c82f8  No.412799


close the toilet lid, perhaps? it exists for a reason. not to deter thirsty cats, but to protect the bathroom from particles of waste when you flush

863aca  No.412800



Such a weirdo. And nah that's too much effort

43e030  No.412801


TOMMY ROThe Poster Formerly Known As BinsON ATTACKED BY PAKIS

I was in the area protesting once. The Pakis turned up with bats etc. Never got arrested despite possessing blunt weapons and clearly intending to use them.

067abf  No.412802


fat prick

df1398  No.412803

File: 0bd7224dc7ac6e2⋯.png (1.21 MB, 1233x692, 1233:692, ClipboardImage.png)

Of course they choose supermodels to normalise Israel.

cb4e6f  No.412804


what we need to do is react with extreme violence against the police and pakis, many will be arrested at first of course but eventually it will become the new normal and it will be easier for us to operate openly

43e030  No.412805


They're big media personalities in Israel. Of course they are good looking.


I dare say you're right. The police act against us. They face us while the xenophiles and xenos throw bricks. Something has to be done to make the police act fairly.

43e030  No.412806

Can't wait to get my next six fillings. So good to have functioning nashers tbh

4c82f8  No.412807

File: 743addf93f5808f⋯.png (320.92 KB, 819x593, 819:593, 1d7f9dcdd136914041f8fdd444….png)

File: 7f5f2adfc31c370⋯.gif (1.28 MB, 432x576, 3:4, 77be95603ee495bb5635f38299….gif)

File: 78d500565d74f8d⋯.png (83.29 KB, 342x400, 171:200, foolishboyim.png)


pigs are absolute fucking vermin


43e030  No.412808


>That filter attack


cb4e6f  No.412809


yes, and that thing is extreme violence, do what the pakis do, when our lads are arrested we turn up outside the local station and threaten to riot if they don't get let go, its what the imams do

067abf  No.412810


that would mean gettin up off your arse and stop eating sweaties LMAO

43e030  No.412811


Possibly. But the Pakis are a protected class. That's the hole in what you are suggesting. Our lads will get banged up in seconds. They treat us and the Pakis differently not because the Pakis are willing to use violence but because they are Pakis.

266a0e  No.412812

File: 61de5ef13e58215⋯.mp4 (833 KB, 640x360, 16:9, satherax-11255166400687472….mp4)

863aca  No.412813




43e030  No.412814

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>These absolute fools

26ee65  No.412815

catchy song tbh

43e030  No.412816


Mad how they sing with a Southern accent.

b4c765  No.412817


hate listening to black ppl speak

cb4e6f  No.412818


stop projecting your insecurities onto me lad also

have sex

cb4e6f  No.412819


like I said earlier that would not be sustainable for them

266a0e  No.412820

damn Germany is pretty cute

266a0e  No.412821

the white one

26ee65  No.412822



shame the song is grating and shite

067abf  No.412823


ooof hot slag at 7:07

43e030  No.412824


It would be. They find the resources when it comes to us. Always. Look how quickly they shut down NA. Look how they persecute us nationalists. We do not even have the infrastructure yet to mobilise like that. We are all to busy cheering on people who hate us because they vaguely share similar views on ancillary issues.


>epicanthic folds


fucking huns

43e030  No.412825

File: 6f4d5329edbdf74⋯.png (1.91 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh my I love her lads

863aca  No.412826

File: 290bb23fdf7253e⋯.png (21.28 KB, 529x640, 529:640, 290bb23fdf7253e795203c6505….png)


>epicanthic folds



863aca  No.412827

I haven't followed Eurovision, but I think the Sami that represents us is swarthy, probably looks more like they used to

26ee65  No.412828


Do you have a solution lad?

067abf  No.412829


stop shitposting online

43e030  No.412830

What's the biggest cum bubble you ever blew out of your bumhole lads?


Yes, a very simple one based on setting up a functioning political party. However, like all solutions you have to do it yourself if you want it done right. It will take me some time to get things off the ground though. In the meantime I have to work hard. We all have to become a one man Klan.

43e030  No.412831

I thought San Marino were just having a bad night in the semi-finals but apparently I was very wrong about that.

863aca  No.412832

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


26ee65  No.412833


>political solution

Good bloody luck with it lad. I mean it but you're gonna need it tbh

067abf  No.412834

think i saw the chubby lass

43e030  No.412835


Your lack of understanding shows through with that post. Luck will not enter into the equation. Just competence.

43e030  No.412836

File: cef496970092a5c⋯.png (215.99 KB, 480x319, 480:319, ClipboardImage.png)


get her lass

266a0e  No.412837

File: d80c19e7544c1d4⋯.jpg (14.78 KB, 350x121, 350:121, 451551.jpg)


he reminded of a drunk father at a get together who has had a bit too much to drink


highly based

863aca  No.412838

File: fce5b9df0a80834⋯.png (490.25 KB, 760x500, 38:25, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn be one of those flies

067abf  No.412839


cant see faces at this time of night i'm blind smh

863aca  No.412840

26ee65  No.412841


If you're going to call me out on that I'm going to call you out on actually thinking that politics can save us tbh, politics are totally compromised

cb4e6f  No.412842


you are just straight up wrong tbh you don't realise how weak the police are at this point, t hey can barely maintain the prison system as is they do not have an unlimited amount of resources, and the idea that they could jail thousands of people and keep the situation stable is delusional, every cunt you jail it just makes their family more hardline thats what happened in NI

26ee65  No.412843



5fd7d8  No.412844

File: c577f97ee326234⋯.png (2.52 MB, 1400x1048, 175:131, ClipboardImage.png)

266a0e  No.412845

File: bcb7c2c0181bac9⋯.jpg (74.02 KB, 951x737, 951:737, 163613613.jpg)


quintessentially kino

26ee65  No.412846

those fine swedish women

266a0e  No.412847

File: 9c534bcdc6717c9⋯.jpg (33.09 KB, 589x613, 589:613, 277247247247.jpg)


067abf  No.412848

ok this is so cringey how can you watch this?

266a0e  No.412849


my entire life is cringe

cb4e6f  No.412850

067abf  No.412851


thats what you get for being gay

cb4e6f  No.412852


a moment of honesty

067abf  No.412853

find it hilarious how they all sing in english

we are so powerful, lads

ada4f8  No.412854

>"So, any man with a feeling and deeper insight for the workings of the Whole will … be able to look with sober eyes on the seductive charm of his own slave boys" -Marcus Aurelius

very insightful quote whew this book was worth buying

43e030  No.412855


You're intellectually deficient. I'm not elaborating on here what I'm up to or what the plan is.


With all due respect (although none is due to a talker), I have more political experience than you will ever have. I've been at the heart of these things and experienced them first hand. I know more today than you'll know on your death bed.

863aca  No.412856


I don't get it

fa3f04  No.412857


Cyprus was our armies cumbucket tbh I'm not surprised

43e030  No.412858


Philosophy is for dunces.

067abf  No.412859



its all wank

476be7  No.412860


>Andrew Marr Planning No Pro-Brexit Politicians On Last Show Before Euro Elections

Not that it matters, hardly any pro-brexit people watch such high brow telly



ada4f8  No.412861


he's talking about being in tune with nature and being able to appreciate different aspects of it including bad stuff then he just brings up how it helps him resist being turned on by slave boys lol. he didn't intend for it to be published now millions have read that over so many years poor lad


it's very cathartic I need it rn

266a0e  No.412862

File: 39fab9c15c9c21f⋯.jpg (151.61 KB, 1242x1536, 207:256, paparizouhelena-1128367337….jpg)

the diamonds look like used condoms

what were they thinking?

4c82f8  No.412863

brie and croatian fig spread on water crackers, let's try it

863aca  No.412864

How do I get over my inferiority complex with pretty lassies, lads?

476be7  No.412865

067abf  No.412866


you dont

863aca  No.412867


what do I do?

fa3f04  No.412868

Is that Ali g?

43e030  No.412869


Charge at them while screaming in a high pitched voice tbh

43e030  No.412870

File: ffee6907c99160b⋯.png (535.32 KB, 615x410, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

Could you defeat these three at once?

8b7a7f  No.412871


Whine about them on imageboards

ada4f8  No.412872


is there anything you feel proud of

4c82f8  No.412873


>10-15% BMI

>prominent musculature

>jaw implants

863aca  No.412874

She is just so pretty smh

067abf  No.412875


just say hello

26ee65  No.412876


266a0e  No.412877

File: 9871160dd6c6804⋯.jpg (31.53 KB, 721x561, 721:561, 1549770685819.jpg)

43e030  No.412878

File: eafc2ce4edaa9ad⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>This Sami showed us all that Norway isn't just about not being a mongolian and it's beautiful

fa3f04  No.412879

Fat and gay

266a0e  No.412880

File: d4d4934ae797d0e⋯.png (125.53 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1549047485025.png)

>wow who's this little poofter

>United Kingdom


8b7a7f  No.412881



8b7a7f  No.412882

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

26ee65  No.412883

what a faggot

>who is 100 times more successful than you


cb4e6f  No.412884

File: bb5839be55da96e⋯.jpg (48.14 KB, 683x475, 683:475, 3096f5c259957e5117fbc03471….jpg)


>With all due respect (although none is due to a talker), I have more political experience than you will ever have. I've been at the heart of these things and experienced them first hand. I know more today than you'll know on your death bed.

kill yourself larper anybody dumb enough for fall for the NA meme is a total brainlet who should not be listened to, you know literally nothing

4c82f8  No.412885


>anybody dumb enough for fall for the NA meme is a total brainlet who should not be listened to

NA was real nationalism- that's why they shut it down, because it was becoming a threat to their power. controlled opposition bullocks like UKIP/Brexit Party don't do jack shit

067abf  No.412886

>a group of 100 people at best

>a threat to power


266a0e  No.412887

File: 954df41da8994b6⋯.jpg (409.02 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1558154379524.jpg)


might actually dl the app and vote for this act

4c82f8  No.412888


why else would they shut it down? they don't shut down UKIP, they shut down things like BUF/NA that actually challenge their power

43e030  No.412889


>He took this long to come up with something and it was this bad

Keep wanking off, son

8bc509  No.412890

File: 5a9c2491e9a0e10⋯.jpg (8.89 KB, 200x198, 100:99, nazz4.jpg)


Always assumed it was a honeypot. Didn't seem very genuine.

067abf  No.412891

they dont like NA because they are evil nazis

it has nothing to do with power you mong

4c82f8  No.412892


that's why, only "ebil gnatzees" are against the established order. political parties are kosher controller opposition that doesn't even propose deporting racial aliens

cb4e6f  No.412893



they shut NA down because it was a hope not hate honeypot used by the establishment to make it seem like "MUH FAR RIGHT NAZIS ARE TERRORISTS" and you are a mong if you think otherwise, they achieved literally nothing

8b7a7f  No.412894


Tbh, I wouldn't go as far as to say honeypot but the dafty label stuck for a reason

067abf  No.412895

cant comprehend the stupidity of spic tbh

43e030  No.412896


You're right but not in a way that may seem obvious to most people.



It wasn't a honey pot. I was there at the heart of the whole thing so I have the most authority here to talk about anything NA related. All you know is memes and what the news tells you. The reason they seem like they were a honey pot to many is because of internal problems that I won't air in public.

cb4e6f  No.412897


> I was there at the heart of the whole thing

which makes you a retard, you post memes about BBC and are a total mess, kind of exemplifies the whole dafty thing tbh you dumb larper

d52cf1  No.412898

File: bea9a5be2124c68⋯.jpg (232.09 KB, 1000x666, 500:333, luggage lads.jpg)


which one are you lad?

a34fcc  No.412899


If you were truly in NA then perhaps you could explain why you never ran as a party for local elections.

067abf  No.412900

File: 748044ce2b14bd4⋯.jpg (6.96 KB, 320x180, 16:9, the knorr man.jpg)

>tfw you knew some of the leading members of NA before NA was even a thing

8bc509  No.412901


There was a very "nationalism as seen by people who aren't nationalists" vibe to the whole thing if you catch my meaning. The Nazi LARPing. The thuggery. The embarrassing skull masks. The fact that they seemed to revel in pissing off average English people, which is a strange thing for supposed English nationalists.

They could be genuine, and just not very smart, but then I don't know how they would have gotten as organised as they did.

863aca  No.412902

File: d47da79c5442b2d⋯.png (214.42 KB, 877x399, 877:399, ClipboardImage.png)

I hold Daftie responsible for this

cb4e6f  No.412903


>this is the threat to the british state

bunch of larping degenerates

067abf  No.412904


not like youre doing any better tbh

cb4e6f  No.412905


what even is this point in this post tbh

have sex

067abf  No.412906

26ee65  No.412907


is it a tranny

26ee65  No.412908

Top keeeeek that 33st dancer

266a0e  No.412909

File: dee9072a6032e69⋯.jpg (18.06 KB, 506x477, 506:477, 1558107543071.jpg)

43e030  No.412910


No, it makes me experienced. The experience was precisely why I joined in the first place. Because I'm highly intelligent- more than you'll ever dream of being- I was able to navigate the whole thing correctly. While you were cumming into your bed sheets I was fighting communists on the streets.



I'm in camoflauge as the orange bloke on the top of that sign there


That was going to come later, there was a complex plan of development. The first part of that plan was nearing completion when the group was forced to disband.


They were genuine National Socialist, no LARPing at all. The "thuggery" was non-existent. The skull masks were a meme that ended quite early in the groups life. You're parroting leftist propaganda. I find that a bit weird for a nationalist.

Fact is the majority of you here are fucking LARPers who have never lifted a finger for the cause except when you stick it in your arses. Fucking faggots. NA was S U P E R G A I but I would never dream of acting like you fucking rats when it comes to criticism of them. You come with nothing because you are nothing.



No, they're actually doing. Things I advised against but still doing. More than you have ever done.


I can agree with this in many cases because I have high standards of decorum. Most of them were better than you are, though, I'll guarantee you that.

43e030  No.412911

See you later cringe lords. I've got some business to attend to after Eurovision.

cb4e6f  No.412912


I'm 11st

3fb803  No.412913

File: e1353cbbb3e63c5⋯.jpg (59.33 KB, 450x405, 10:9, 62a3acf1f6fa160caf92e9401e….jpg)

i-is he here?

cb4e6f  No.412914

File: 5aed0d72c1edabc⋯.jpg (23.07 KB, 399x322, 57:46, 360ebc4199240b8c9874cc7303….jpg)


>No, it makes me experienced. The experience was precisely why I joined in the first place. Because I'm highly intelligent- more than you'll ever dream of being- I was able to navigate the whole thing correctly. While you were cumming into your bed sheets I was fighting communists on the streets.


> can agree with this in many cases because I have high standards of decorum. Most of them were better than you are, though, I'll guarantee you that.

please tell me this is a bumbumking meme

fa3f04  No.412915


fa3f04  No.412916

No she's intimidating now

863aca  No.412917

File: be3d429becdbd22⋯.png (20.15 KB, 454x408, 227:204, Nose3.png)

he? You mean B?

863aca  No.412918

File: 698ba851e6a74bb⋯.png (19.91 KB, 520x501, 520:501, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>used to be a time where I was everyone's B but now I'm just another poster like Dorshite

8bc509  No.412919


The thing is "doing things" isn't always better, if those things are only going to be counter productive, and get you locked up. I respect the drive in a way, but I don't see the sense in anything they did, really.

863aca  No.412920

>I almost swiped right on a lass from Bergen


067abf  No.412921



863aca  No.412922


I used you because I knew you could take it smh

067abf  No.412923


who do you think couldnt take it? they're not man enough to take it like me

067abf  No.412924


863aca  No.412925


Lad I don't want to hurt their feelings

863aca  No.412926

said "hi" to two girls, lads

863aca  No.412927

wew that's a boost to my confidence, or maybe I am more comfortable with this one because she's a female beachmaster

067abf  No.412928


you should

it feels good

df1398  No.412929

File: eb6e5650100954c⋯.png (345.29 KB, 841x1086, 841:1086, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….png)


Have you tried being nicer to people?

863aca  No.412930


I'm pretty nice. None of the things is meant to truly hurt someone. Only time I've gotten kind of angry is with you about your nonce comments and the tranny about what she did, but that passed quickly.

863aca  No.412931

>lassies who are looking for a boyfriend but who write "I like to party every now and then" in their profile

a5896c  No.412932

File: 58017130fd7ac0b⋯.png (645.71 KB, 1424x648, 178:81, ClipboardImage.png)

>Watford got beaten 6-nil

cb4e6f  No.412933



4c82f8  No.412934


remember when I got sent to cucktholic sunday school as a lad and they asked me to talk about myself, I said "I'm a bit of a party animal" and then somebody that was in my classes at school called me out "you don't even go to parties" keeek. I think I was trying to impress this chick with big boobs

863aca  No.412935


8bc509  No.412936


067abf  No.412937

>spic is a liar and pussyslave

imagine my shock

863aca  No.412938



8bc509  No.412939

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

cb4e6f  No.412940

File: 4538a3245461245⋯.jpg (97.46 KB, 1024x772, 256:193, 1557936646855.jpg)



also lol what an embarrassing story

a5896c  No.412941



I work in a pub smh it's not like I had a choice

863aca  No.412942


do you ever witness wild norfs and soufs fighting it out in the pub?

a5896c  No.412943

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>SA nigger running-dropkicks Arnie from behind

>can't even knock him down


a5896c  No.412944

File: 2625823ebfd3a75⋯.png (81.92 KB, 233x216, 233:216, ClipboardImage.png)


No but one of our regulars is the spitting image of pic related

df1398  No.412945

File: 78ebb9f60645a5a⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1241x695, 1241:695, ClipboardImage.png)

meanwhile in israel

>rubbing hands

cb4e6f  No.412946


left literally has aids

df1398  No.412947

File: dbe58cc785bdaba⋯.png (266.2 KB, 299x537, 299:537, ClipboardImage.png)



a34fcc  No.412948

File: f16fbc33786ec80⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1437x798, 479:266, ClipboardImage.png)

The state enforcers of homosexuality.

fa3f04  No.412949

File: f70614ea63a8426⋯.jpg (95.08 KB, 624x671, 624:671, _84584050_3494754156_9273a….jpg)

Anyone else think of this when that German star bloke was up

a5896c  No.412950



863aca  No.412951

File: 7db97a234523cbf⋯.png (103.3 KB, 251x420, 251:420, ClipboardImage.png)


a5896c  No.412952



that's an albino Chimp from the look of it

863aca  No.412953


nah that looks Norwegian tbh. Maybe a bit sami

a5896c  No.412954

File: faac46967fde8e3⋯.png (361.04 KB, 668x324, 167:81, ClipboardImage.png)

863aca  No.412955



I see it.

863aca  No.412956

>the girl I messaged messaged back


863aca  No.412957

File: 73250f97f9b7b17⋯.png (33.78 KB, 931x570, 49:30, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)


a5896c  No.412958

File: 14eb2a0dcbe28ae⋯.jpg (11.86 KB, 500x461, 500:461, 1369082374412.jpg)


that was a cruel trick smh

863aca  No.412959

File: 58439927abf15bc⋯.jpg (53.88 KB, 793x786, 793:786, 1519279446309.jpg)

a5896c  No.412960

File: 1a8b2f98bb62e0e⋯.jpg (9.05 KB, 208x374, 104:187, 143897799419.jpg)

Let me make you feel better lad…

863aca  No.412961

File: b8ff553a06b1b12⋯.jpeg (217.27 KB, 2048x1024, 2:1, b8ff553a06b1b1210e76aedc5….jpeg)

863aca  No.412963

File: 2c784a0f7e86b7e⋯.png (128.11 KB, 797x408, 797:408, Comfy blanky.png)


there we go

1528b0  No.412964

File: 92676bae455bb24⋯.png (4.61 KB, 497x80, 497:80, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 118706318040ed6⋯.png (4.4 KB, 412x94, 206:47, ClipboardImage.png)

bit gay

d52cf1  No.412965

File: 9c9c773476b390b⋯.jpg (540.43 KB, 1814x1468, 907:734, 22st collage.jpg)


not the worst thing he's posted

1528b0  No.412966

File: 3b2afd2d7fed21f⋯.jpg (157.1 KB, 850x1192, 425:596, __reizei_mako_girls_und_pa….jpg)

eating something for the first time since wednesday to help absorb the antibiotics, wish me luck lads

cb4e6f  No.412967


oh dear

863aca  No.412968


>i am gay


1528b0  No.412969


he's posted worse than gay shit tbh, unbelievably

863aca  No.412970


smh that's TBBK slipping his cock into my hand, I'm just jerking him off.


wew what. You have to eat while sick, lad. What were you thinking

a5896c  No.412971

File: 7e3a8ffb919759d⋯.png (73.98 KB, 591x312, 197:104, 490fbd01b4ec7513c24e4ced78….png)

File: 13917a7ef6361fe⋯.png (17.88 KB, 1231x209, 1231:209, 414074c98b058caad204334c3b….png)

File: 498a2f8eb9539f0⋯.png (295.61 KB, 1067x591, 1067:591, implying.PNG)

File: ef9e15ee2412bda⋯.png (19.97 KB, 1138x146, 569:73, nonce.PNG)

File: 8712ea856fedae3⋯.png (5.22 KB, 454x94, 227:47, Satans Tranny.PNG)

1528b0  No.412972

File: 87f84e928d93198⋯.png (15.53 KB, 528x86, 264:43, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d8dae04f9bd71ad⋯.png (79.1 KB, 639x328, 639:328, ClipboardImage.png)


fasting cures all

i have no appetite, my body is clearly telling me not to eat. "you need 3 meals a day!!!" is pure bunk, especially when sick

1528b0  No.412973

not taking dietary advice from you of all people tbh lad

863aca  No.412974

File: e65c9c2dbcf4b34⋯.png (9.1 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 38cf7423b261d9b2a48a778753….png)

a5896c  No.412975

File: c4c2f9fef465beb⋯.png (7.87 KB, 448x150, 224:75, Poo.PNG)


wise choice

1528b0  No.412976


good lord

863aca  No.412977

File: 3e4e9b20eab7da0⋯.jpeg (190.37 KB, 1036x919, 1036:919, 3e4e9b20eab7da083e06b0f68….jpeg)


Keeeeek. At least I make myself laff

1528b0  No.412978

>he wouldnt eat poo

fucking insane he is tbh

1528b0  No.412979

that was a shitpost btw

a5896c  No.412980

File: 3989498caf48b0e⋯.png (30.92 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ZA4KO4LEfz-2.png)

Eat this

863aca  No.412981


nah posts are judged without context and as if you are serious

cb4e6f  No.412982


don't make me

863aca  No.412983


>nerf this

863aca  No.412984

>lass falls for the brap meme but then sharts on a livestream and you can see the log hugging her arse cheek through her tight leggings as she runs to the toilet

1528b0  No.412985


you are in trouble then, lod

4c82f8  No.412986

863aca  No.412987

File: 04997c449058b7b⋯.jpg (7.15 KB, 248x250, 124:125, 1535494203779s.jpg)


that's the joke

863aca  No.412988

File: 0140d410def77a6⋯.png (199.38 KB, 808x485, 808:485, 1529201194881.png)



a5896c  No.412989

File: 01c18120ae45e36⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 212.76 KB, 517x382, 517:382, ClipboardImage.png)

ahoy there mateys

863aca  No.412990


>just one lil bite

1528b0  No.412991

File: 2d50e3a97113eaf⋯.gif (1.07 MB, 150x150, 1:1, 1556115842723.gif)


i know

1528b0  No.412992


i already know i dont want to click this image

a5896c  No.412993

File: da6544c7460bd80⋯.png (614.06 KB, 1024x734, 512:367, ClipboardImage.png)

863aca  No.412994


goodlad, it's just that you usually don't tbh

1528b0  No.412995




of course it had to be another poopost, smh

8bc509  No.412996


a5896c  No.412998

>madlad taking it too far

Janny do your thing

a5896c  No.412999

File: 242eb2d0e23b17e⋯.png (364.08 KB, 875x353, 875:353, ClipboardImage.png)

>finale tomorrow

1528b0  No.413000

1528b0  No.413001

File: 4c3db36be68889e⋯.png (111.13 KB, 210x242, 105:121, ClipboardImage.png)

863aca  No.413002

File: a4a3b7efad46917⋯.png (3.45 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

full norwegian tbh

4c82f8  No.413003


waste and brownpilled

1528b0  No.413004


cultural appropriation tbh

at least its healthy, i'm happy for you lad

863aca  No.413005


a5896c  No.413006

File: f9fb03f58445e82⋯.png (3.49 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

863aca  No.413008


he cute and in my belly

a5896c  No.413009

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


1528b0  No.413010

night lads

a5896c  No.413011

File: 2360795870e8dd3⋯.png (315.5 KB, 774x850, 387:425, ClipboardImage.png)


night janny

863aca  No.413012


nigh lad

a5896c  No.413013

File: feabd9b89d9fbfb⋯.mp4 (1.44 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, dsfsd.mp4)

File: dd2a31a69069fc5⋯.jpg (27.53 KB, 500x535, 100:107, 1469494301438.jpg)

3fb803  No.413014

File: 46b8bda99be8316⋯.png (354.28 KB, 720x710, 72:71, youcandoit.png)


lad, you're still everyone's B, and always will B, especially for me

863aca  No.413015

sent a message to the sami lads she better respond and not block me



can't watch GOT live tomorrow lad I got work. Want to watch it with me on Monday?

3fb803  No.413016

File: 84919f9451a05dc⋯.gif (409.45 KB, 840x488, 105:61, 145f2b37f4f2c9e1f8ab5cc5c5….gif)








3fb803  No.413017


>Want to watch it with me on Monday?

I thought it only comes out on Monday anyway?

3fb803  No.413018

File: 9d582c2d7723dc0⋯.png (46.31 KB, 1432x2602, 716:1301, binthot.png)

File: ad466758c357a6c⋯.png (40.05 KB, 2100x1200, 7:4, 2dc05d6e22ddf378fa48152f1e….png)

File: e6a7838438f197a⋯.png (57.98 KB, 1208x820, 302:205, e6a7838438f197af30fcafcb98….png)

>only incel bigots will hate this post

863aca  No.413019


it comes out sunday night/night to monday so a lot of people watch it live.

a5896c  No.413020

>bincel ITT

863aca  No.413021


still remember the wedding night bth, and the clapping of your lid and arse

4c82f8  No.413022

starting the 4th season of high school dxd. very different art style, maybe higher budget, I don't like it


night, get well lad

3fb803  No.413023

File: a936b6114ca8b4b⋯.png (13.24 KB, 475x408, 475:408, a936b6114ca8b4ba9aeacaccfb….png)

3fb803  No.413024

File: 405a4bfd9723949⋯.gif (20.55 KB, 210x267, 70:89, binsexcitedsmall.gif)


sure, I'll watch it with you on Monday

a5896c  No.413025

File: bb397b7000a2ecb⋯.mp4 (2.05 MB, 480x270, 16:9, niggers.mp4)


863aca  No.413026


thanks lad



4c82f8  No.413027


oh I looked it up, it was produced by a different studio 'cause the one that did the first 3 seasons 'took creative liberties' i.e. changed the story a bit. well they did a fine job, definitely have better artists

3fb803  No.413028

File: ec56445b43c4abb⋯.png (4.47 KB, 831x831, 1:1, 00708bc5b595d9b8d52b9a25f2….png)

bed time for me now, nigh nigh sweet laddingtons

8bc509  No.413029

File: 17ae77b63647891⋯.png (94.98 KB, 982x1266, 491:633, stilt god.png)

The village elders gather for the great milking ceremony. This year's harvest promises to be bountiful.

863aca  No.413030


nigh nigh binzington


>tfw you're on nofap and the lads start milking you

a5896c  No.413032

night tbh


night lad

863aca  No.413033

c3468b  No.413034

File: 8e33ec9a5d89d5b⋯.png (169.43 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Day is never finished

massa got me working

4c82f8  No.413035


yeah it's a massive step down in every way smh

863aca  No.413036


>ywn go back to grinding iron in that scorpion cave

cb4e6f  No.413037


at some point you mined for the last time and logged off runescape for the last time

c3468b  No.413038

File: c292e79885635f9⋯.jpg (786.77 KB, 1232x1280, 77:80, Bauhaus.jpg)


I'm trying to get my magic up without spending very much but rune essence is such a fucking pain as it DOESN'T STACK AND YOU NEED A FUCKING TALISMAN TO USE THE RUINS

863aca  No.413039



His name was martin339…


I don't remember much tbh, it was like 16 years ago

c3468b  No.413040


>tfw my first username was [myname]55


863aca  No.413041

File: d629ce98b219143⋯.png (238.8 KB, 842x383, 842:383, ClipboardImage.png)


It's not just signalling, they actually want to do this shit

863aca  No.413042


you can't have brackets in your name lad

c3468b  No.413043


yeah by [myname] I meant my real name **

863aca  No.413044


What's your real name?

d52cf1  No.413045


they look like mentallers when the emojis dont work

c3468b  No.413046


it's * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

863aca  No.413047


look at this one, lad



whatever nigger

863aca  No.413048

File: e212ca7e71e92cd⋯.png (36.55 KB, 722x275, 722:275, ClipboardImage.png)


8bc509  No.413049


You should message to some of them that you don't like travel, and see how they respond. I think a lot of people just say these things because they think they're supposed to. It's signaling.

4c82f8  No.413050


"travel" is thotspeak for miscegenation, avoid them like the plague

863aca  No.413051




I do avoid them, but I'll try like doogle says. TBBK is right tbh, you're obsessed

cb4e6f  No.413052


>Travel food dogs and netflix

every thots bio

4c82f8  No.413053

File: ead1f39df5b08bc⋯.jpg (54.6 KB, 403x577, 403:577, ead1f39df5b08bc1796987db71….jpg)


they really are just a body

8bc509  No.413054


It's signaling that you espouse the qualities of a "good person" by modern standards. You're open minded, adventurous, you aren't attached to your own home or people to an "unhealthy" degree, you're intellectual because you like know things about other places and things.

cb4e6f  No.413055


desperately wish I was a chad so I could fuck them tho, they make my peepee sore

863aca  No.413056

File: e38ac6fa1142d3d⋯.png (400.1 KB, 1326x398, 663:199, ClipboardImage.png)

Maybe I should import a Swedish gf

863aca  No.413057

File: ce62487afad7c6c⋯.png (716.53 KB, 916x398, 458:199, ClipboardImage.png)

sometimes forget how big Sweden is

cb4e6f  No.413058

863aca  No.413059

I threw out the bait, let's see if she takes it. Like the idea of taking a lassie away from her family and friends and keeping her for myself tbh

863aca  No.413060


kek if she looks at that when fat we have a winner

d52cf1  No.413061

File: e45d1d19bcd8b6e⋯.png (161.27 KB, 483x470, 483:470, glassespepe.png)

>Like the idea of taking a lassie away from her family and friends and keeping her for myself tbh

4c82f8  No.413062


lift 4 times a week and get dermal fillers


damn that hair is so yellow, it's like custard

cb4e6f  No.413063


can tell she is fat she is trying to hide it

cb4e6f  No.413064


its called blonde hair and some of us white people actually have it, and I know how to looksmax you mong

863aca  No.413065


She says she is blonde so I think might be her real hair. Swedes are probably more blonde than Norwegians, and from what I have seen more of them are truly blond and not just dirty blond.


I don't care

863aca  No.413066

not really a nationalist tbh so it's okay to have a Swedish gf

863aca  No.413067

File: c9832c75c2e6610⋯.png (145.66 KB, 268x367, 268:367, ClipboardImage.png)

she is very tan

4c82f8  No.413069

File: 5768b8f9c9b5d5c⋯.png (19.1 KB, 650x425, 26:17, Neokalmarism.png)


>not really a nationalistt

why not?

>so it's okay to have a Swedish gf

Nordfront tbh

863aca  No.413070


don't think all the lads have it in them to be nationalists tbh, I'm on the team that wants to live and be "white" so I'll do whatever it takes to survive as that, whehter it means staying and joining a group that feels the same here, or fleeing to somewhere where people feel that way. Still really want that place to be somewhere in the Nordic countries though tbh

4c82f8  No.413071

File: 083ed8e1e804a5e⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1944x3504, 81:146, 10146ebf256fdcc3f0979334cf….png)


might want to read this

I tend to err on the side of 'nothing is ever going to happen, nothing is ever going to change, we are all fucked in a slow boil and nothing good will ever happen' but hopefully I'll be wrong

863aca  No.413072


I don't care to read, what ifs, etc. I don't care that much about people that choose not to save themselves so I'll be fine with whatever group makes it out, if any.

4c82f8  No.413073


>I don't care to read

it's an interesting read by a South African, his theory is that shit is going to hit the fan over there and there will be literally millions of white people forced into a race war. it would be impossible for normalfags to ignore. basically negroid mob psychology, whenever you have nigger majority rule you'll get a genocide within 30 years

it's worth reading IMHO, put on a pair of sunglasses to protect your eyes 'cause the dumbass that capped it didn't have dark theme

863aca  No.413074


I don't like dark theme. And looking at South Africa we don't really see anything. We'll see the same radio silence here, the same we already see. It'll just be that whites in general or a bigger part of whites will be aware of it. Wonder how big a % of the whites in south africa voted for separation at the last election.

4c82f8  No.413075


>I don't like dark theme

the default is too bright, burns my eyes out of my sockets. I have monitor brightness set to the minimum, colors set warm as possible, f.lux, and I have a browser extension that gives websites a dark background and light text. if I need to read a long thing on a bright background like that, I'll put on sunglasses to reduce the eye strain further

same on my phone, low brightness and an app like f.lux

>And looking at South Africa we don't really see anything. We'll see the same radio silence here, the same we already see

yeah but he's saying he thinks the situation is inevitably going to escalate to an extreme level. it won't just be isolated incidents, farm murders and land theft, it would be total anarchy and civil war. if that happened and ordinary white people in the west knew about it, they might wake up

8bc509  No.413077


I'm a nationalist in as much as I'm not a globalist. It's not like I think all none-English people should be forcefully ejected from England or something though, and that someone should be allowed to say marry a Scot. That's a bit silly, and also just not practical.

4c82f8  No.413078


>I think all none-English people should be forcefully ejected from England or something though

well at the very least, anybody that has recent ancestry from outside the british isles should be expelled. and taigs in england should be sent to taigland or at least northern ireland if they're gud unionist boys

78befa  No.413079

File: bd81661ba752e2a⋯.webm (3.16 MB, 640x640, 1:1, Newbrit Comfy Hour 4.webm)

8bc509  No.413080


Even that just seems like it would take excessive effort to solve a problem that isn't that big of a problem. The mass movement of people needs to be stopped now of course, and the real problem cases have to go back, but I've met people who were maybe genetically French or German or something, and that's kind of fine. They act as English as anyone, and it's not like their being here is slowly deconstructing society. We don't have to encourage the importation of endless floods of these people, but I'm happy to just let them be.

863aca  No.413081


I'd agree. I'm a nationalist when nations exist, and I'd be a nationalist for the eventual new place that is formed. Just don't feel like you can really be nationalist in a country that has kind of lost its identity and cohesion.

8bc509  No.413082


It's all pragmatic to me. I lean nationalist, because it seems conductive to maintaining the kind of society I want to live in. If that changes, maybe I'll change. It's not like any of this is born of some unshakable love of England to me. Not that there's anything wrong with England, but I don't really have that romance about it that some people have. I'm too much of a robot.

863aca  No.413083

>tfw sent a "flirt"/"wink" whatever the fuck that is and a message to a person I previously made fun of in the thread

863aca  No.413084


Same tbh.

cb4e6f  No.413085


you are spending far too much time on those dating sites lad, many such cases

863aca  No.413086


Madlad? Kek what are you still doing up? But yeah I probably am. At least now I've been sending messages to lassies and not just looking at them

863aca  No.413087

kind of feels like shit flirting with multiple lassies, but it's not like all of them will get back to me anyway

4c82f8  No.413088


well the point is to prevent the intermingling of the genomes, which is inevitable as long as there is cohabitation


it's a numbers game, the more you try the sooner you'll find one you're compatible with. there's no problem with making advances on multiple women if you're single

cb4e6f  No.413089


they are all flirting with dozens of men

8bc509  No.413090


Yeah, I don't really care that much about the purity of the genome, ultimately. I just want to ensure that when a change does happen, it's not a negative one.

4c82f8  No.413091


>I don't really care that much about the purity of the genome

but that's literally the only thing that matters

>I just want to ensure that when a change does happen, it's not a negative one

idk what you mean by that

863aca  No.413092


disagree on this one

8bc509  No.413093


Say, decrease of average IQ. That is a change to be avoided. But if in say a thousand years, the percentage of people in Britain with blonde hair doubled, then whatever. I would say I was in the business of cultivation, rather than preservation.

4c82f8  No.413094

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>muh IQ

honestly who needs IQ when you can just look at boobs and feel your mind pleasantly melt away

>I would say I was in the business of cultivation, rather than preservation

why not both? I'd say that preservation is the absolute priority. start with a pure racial template and use eugenics to 'cultivate'

8bc509  No.413095


My utopia will select for the small boob genes, because they are more aesthetic.

4c82f8  No.413096

File: 7b2341b0faceff3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 153.61 KB, 750x510, 25:17, landscape-1.jpg)


no way, that's heresy

4c82f8  No.413097

File: c109739f34fc821⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 28.52 KB, 512x422, 256:211, c109739f34fc82165742392f5f….jpg)

>distant relative I haven't seen/spoken to in years sends me late christmas gift

>$15 burger king gift card in a wrapper

either passive aggressive or out of his mind

4c82f8  No.413098

File: 6d077bb427fe1a8⋯.jpg (8.43 KB, 225x224, 225:224, 1501557991729.jpg)

fug didn't need spoiler

863aca  No.413099


just be thankful

863aca  No.413100

not feeling sleepy for some reason. I guess I got excited thinking about that lass smh

4c82f8  No.413101


well idk if he even had good intentions. ik it's the thought that counts but that's just weird and I don't rly know him

struggle to imagine what goes through somebody's mind for that.. "I'll get him a Burger King™ gift card, that way he can go to Burger King™ and order some Burger King™ burgers and Burger King™ fries to enjoy with his friends, paid for by my dime. That'll be right up his alley, I'll bet."

863aca  No.413102


maybe it's a joke because you are a burger smh

ada4f8  No.413104

File: 4fd2f31237402a5⋯.png (254.02 KB, 941x909, 941:909, W 705.png)


oh shit it's anprim I miss your posting here

do slayer and keep the runes from it yw

ada4f8  No.413105

been forcing myself to sleep on back cuz of spig its so hard I woke up really early may as well get up

4c82f8  No.413106


>been forcing myself to sleep on back cuz of spig

it's ideal to prevent aging in the face, yeah. if you sleep on a side then it smushes that side which causes wrinkles earlier

personally the best I've been able to do is sleep on my left side instead of my right. switching it up is better than nothing

ada4f8  No.413107


all about dem face gains. read up on it and apparently is good for puffy eyes too because gravity. seems like one of those things where you can get nice benefits if you're disciplined like going to bed early :^) glad you mentioned it but yes HARD

4c82f8  No.413108


>going to bed early :^)

yeah that's really hard for me, not only because of the teeth thing but because I'm inclined to be a night owl, it's my favorite time of the day. I hate when the birds start chirping and the sun starts coming up, as soon as I notice that's happening I get to bed as quickly as possible

4c82f8  No.413109

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ada4f8  No.413110


> I hate when the birds start chirping and the sun starts coming up, as soon as I notice that's happening I get to bed as quickly as possible

kek that's what made me get out of bed

can understand though nocturnal life can be really comfy and makes it seem like you're in your own world and time is meaningless. hikki memories

ada4f8  No.413111


whew can't tell if the rads of the voddy made him like this

9125a5  No.413113


It was a good read but it all hinges off the free flow of openly accessible information between nations. Elites and governments are doing everything they can to silence white dissidents already, nevermind what they will do if/when a race war breaks out.

5fd7d8  No.413114

File: 08df9fa28b71bf8⋯.png (383.74 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

What shop in the high street would sell earphones? Small ones like this that go in your ear I mean.

ada4f8  No.413115


found some in bettabuys so any pound shop kinda place that sells anything

5fd7d8  No.413116

File: 65a2cfef7d53427⋯.png (3.19 MB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, ClipboardImage.png)


cant find them in my pound shop on their site

5fd7d8  No.413117

File: badd5e8e0f7f2f0⋯.png (591.27 KB, 429x1273, 429:1273, ClipboardImage.png)

df1398  No.413118

File: 689562ec594a64a⋯.jpg (200.11 KB, 646x550, 323:275, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)


Just buy some from amazon, I got some really good quality in-ear phones for about £8 last time I needed new ones.

26ee65  No.413119

peaky blinders is pretty cool tbh but Churchill is so silly

a5896c  No.413120

df1398  No.413121

File: c74b299dc64f2fe⋯.jpg (925.65 KB, 1060x1500, 53:75, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)

>breitbart boomers accuse arab-christian republican of being a muslim agent despite being an establishment zionist

Zio boomers choose to believe the strangest things to avoid speculating on the truth tbh.


I have fruit every day but I've never followed this five a day meme, it sounds naive and expensive. I bet the people who came up with it don't even follow it themselves they were just paid to come up with something catchy smh.

18b91b  No.413122

File: e7c9fe82682c93b⋯.png (577.13 KB, 900x822, 150:137, ClipboardImage.png)

df1398  No.413123

File: f500cdfbfc0fe95⋯.png (227 KB, 560x377, 560:377, ClipboardImage.png)

File: dcd47f0618a604d⋯.png (51.28 KB, 540x334, 270:167, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ffcd8699f4a6f7d⋯.png (191.19 KB, 567x468, 63:52, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 72515f825ddd14e⋯.png (1018.69 KB, 1675x661, 1675:661, sargon.png)

Feel bad for him ngl.

18b91b  No.413124


It's his fault for bringing in Steve and Sargon and having brexit as a sideshow for the party.

26ee65  No.413125


>labour 29%


df1398  No.413126

File: 1cc3c7af05fe902⋯.png (30.21 KB, 579x536, 579:536, 1527496727.png)


The UKIP leaflet we got the other day was pretty sad, it's all halfhearted platitudes about brexit. It's like a really low budget version of the Brexit Party leaflet. It looks like they really thought brexit was over and that they needed wacko e-celebrities to give them a new purpose but only realised their mistake last week.


Because it's a westminster poll and Labour have alienated slightly less of their base than the Tories.

5fd7d8  No.413127

File: 1fef53434e60537⋯.png (433.15 KB, 528x633, 176:211, fatty.png)


Article seems to blame smoothies and fruit juice. I don't see how eating a mix of 5 fruits and vegetables a day could cause this in otherwise healthy people.


It's pretty easy to do really. Let's say you have a couple of sandwiches. Stick some cucumber and tomato in them. Some mixed veg with dinner. An apple and a banana at another time.

Probably because of something bad in prepackaged smoothies and juices or people having too much of them, as well as a pre-disposition to this or something.

a5896c  No.413128

File: 888360d66b4b0a5⋯.png (2.64 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Hullo.png)


Retard boomer BOOMed himself tbh he gets no sympy from me

5fd7d8  No.413129

File: 1cffe948b521dda⋯.png (589.17 KB, 537x720, 179:240, ClipboardImage.png)

a5896c  No.413130

File: a9b934e2fb71686⋯.png (222.58 KB, 329x459, 329:459, ClipboardImage.png)

18b91b  No.413131


they took this from us

a5896c  No.413132

File: 5588eced92714c0⋯.png (230.01 KB, 640x794, 320:397, ClipboardImage.png)


a5896c  No.413133

final day of toil lads, later

ada4f8  No.413134


apparently before the 90s the conventional health wisdom phrase was meat&veggies and then it got changed to fruit&veggies, makes u think. fruit is tasty but it's not very nutritious, fruitarians are a sad showcase of that smh

yummy tho beats junk food

ada4f8  No.413135


see ya lad

c3468b  No.413136

File: 5fccc4334976d50⋯.jpg (28.99 KB, 280x229, 280:229, ss (2017-10-30 at 09.29.59….jpg)


Missed you too ole buddy old chap

I'm f2p only, grinding for dragon slayer rn

ada4f8  No.413137

18b91b  No.413138


I love slow cooking stews, but the lass won't have them smh

43e030  No.413139

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43e030  No.413140


Life begins at conception which is the point when the sperm fertilises an egg. The sperm is a potential person but not an actual person therefore is accorded no status of human life.

Pating child support at six weeks first of all suggests that life begins at six weeks- which is false it begins at conception- and child support should be payed always through the bond of marriage anyway.


in awe at the size of that brood master

ea6a4f  No.413141


What's wrong with her?

43e030  No.413142


She only eats BBCs lmao


df1398  No.413143

File: 9d1fcd661e46651⋯.png (269.44 KB, 550x496, 275:248, ClipboardImage.png)

Are man on the inside.


Our genes were probably shaped by our ancestral diets, we need to go back to them.


Add some potatoes then.

4c5e05  No.413144

smh 8chan being slow again

863aca  No.413145

File: 5310b73821dc2f0⋯.png (66.02 KB, 211x148, 211:148, ClipboardImage.png)

>my niece is brownpilled

df1398  No.413146

File: 1966d8e7172f1ab⋯.png (199.28 KB, 430x430, 1:1, 0b7190c309c634378feff84ed4….png)


>taking pictures of children handling poo

067abf  No.413147

fucksake lads

ea6a4f  No.413148


fucksake dorset

863aca  No.413149

File: 7c1fb9f087e024e⋯.png (22.34 KB, 437x510, 437:510, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)


you caught me



alrite lids

ea6a4f  No.413150


Hey lad

067abf  No.413151


fucksake suffolk




863aca  No.413152

File: c9f930ccbf1ae80⋯.png (604.94 KB, 1251x2048, 1251:2048, ClipboardImage.png)

latest polls lads

863aca  No.413153

File: dfe1a009a7c3d8b⋯.png (45.73 KB, 1848x132, 14:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Keeek. I luv 'er lads

863aca  No.413154

File: 6997e8072d6d887⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1558267480488.webm)

067abf  No.413155

863aca  No.413156


BXP: 30 (+2)

LAB: 15 (-1)

LDM: 10 (+1)

CON: 6 (-4)

GRN: 5 (+2)

SNP: 3 (=)

PLC: 1 (=)

SFN: 1 (=)

DUP: 1 (=)

ALL: 1 (=)


Lad? What's wrong?

df1398  No.413157

File: 7bda3009a80fd2c⋯.png (56.75 KB, 210x230, 21:23, ClipboardImage.png)

863aca  No.413158



df1398  No.413159

File: f12d01666fc5e99⋯.png (912.84 KB, 1200x439, 1200:439, ClipboardImage.png)

aaaa somebody made a bigger one

067abf  No.413160


not sure i like all this stuff tbh

its just about physical strength rather than weapons

may as well be watching wrestling, its not how they would have really fought


>when the priest says hes met muslim syrian refugees and he was also an equality and diversity officer for the government


ea6a4f  No.413161


For fuck's sake dorset

ea6a4f  No.413162

067abf  No.413163


For Dorset's sake, fuck

ea6a4f  No.413164


What have you done now?

067abf  No.413165



863aca  No.413166

File: f30b4f0e06bbc27⋯.png (116.15 KB, 211x359, 211:359, ClipboardImage.png)

>Jews can't contain their interracial and emetophilia fetishes in public



>may as well be watching wrestling, its not how they would have really fought

I agree. They are beating the other lads' armour with chunkier blunt falchions and probably fell for the "falchions are a sword/axe hybrid" meme, while in reality they were really thin and sharp and probably meant to cut down peasants only wearing cloth.

>when the priest says hes met muslim syrian refugees and he was also an equality and diversity officer for the government

Oh no.

>tfw actually got a priest that sounds somewhat based

He is one of the few Norwegian priests that won't wed homos. He's pretty young too. Maybe he browsed reddit 4chan caps and got redpilled smh

df1398  No.413167

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Kickboxing in tin cans smh, should be more like this.

067abf  No.413168


they should bash each other with maces tbh, would be fun to watch

sad that they just hit each other with swords which are useless

just want to be given a sign whether to stay at the church or not since i'm not confirmed yet

sometimes there is modern music and i dont think a lot of people like it smh

he is not a bad person, i mean most of them are good people obviously, but "too" good i guess. the anglican church is always going to be influenced by social norms, but i dont really have another one to go to ahhh

863aca  No.413169


pretty decent prop armour tbh. The jousting is cool.


well you can't really have death matches either tbh, but you can make it so that you fight in a way that was done in real life.

Are there any young people and lassies at the church? Personally I don't care to go

df1398  No.413170

File: 9e2191de8206d6f⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Labour campaigning hard for the Brexit Party.


It's one of my favourite childhood movies. I didn't see it in the cinema though, I saw it at a posh friend's house when it had just come out and they had a nice big canvas screen with a projector. We watched it back to back with Monsters Inc because that was new as well.

067abf  No.413171


wonder if we will actually see proper tournaments in our lifetime, involving actual blood and injuries, maybe not death, but something similar to medieval stuff

>Are there any young people and lassies at the church?

not really, sometimes there is, but generally not, only real young people are children

067abf  No.413172


*sucks your fingers*

df1398  No.413173

File: d84c19d13f22bd5⋯.png (488.35 KB, 582x904, 291:452, ClipboardImage.png)

Milkshaked again.


Those are SA's fingers lad.

067abf  No.413174


looks a bit feminine tbh

my mistake

ea6a4f  No.413175


Are you sure?


That's exactly why they use them, if they used maces you'd have people getting seriously injured and killed

863aca  No.413176


they#re so dumb. They paid for someone to come up with this and then print it

>It's one of my favourite childhood movies. I didn't see it in the cinema though

Bet you had a crush on the handsome boy. Wew just realised it's Heath Ledger.

>pic won't load so I can't save Neo's fingers





kek I didn't mean to the death or something, just that you would have to stab through gaps of the armour or something


Arrest made. Now don't drop the fucking charges

067abf  No.413177


>Are you sure?



863aca  No.413178

they do look a bit mannish now that I have openeed the pic smh /newbrit/ bois are so thirsty

ea6a4f  No.413179


You're usually complaining about how you've jerked off or done something retarded

067abf  No.413180


not today


863aca  No.413181

File: e039e1bea1da51c⋯.jpg (72.51 KB, 600x590, 60:59, 0a.jpg)

>tfw started masturbating yesterday and then stopped

863aca  No.413182

File: a063f51b17c4e41⋯.png (103.65 KB, 333x236, 333:236, 06c7d770603aa83a71ee6b6d9b….png)

What do we say to the god of cummies

another day ahahahahhah

df1398  No.413183

File: 0c453c8d9753916⋯.jpg (276.72 KB, 2080x2587, 160:199, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)


He is very handsome tbh I didn't see the Dark Knight until last year so I only knew Heat Legend from this. Love blond men.


/newbrit/ is not a very straight board in my experience.

067abf  No.413184



067abf  No.413185


you will love me then tbh

863aca  No.413186

File: af40bf5853bfdd3⋯.png (43.82 KB, 1667x624, 1667:624, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


>Love blond men.

067abf  No.413187


wessie had his hair slicked back when i met him keeeek

863aca  No.413188

>Waifu has given good reasons for why Dany did what she did but the writers don't say any of it and have to rely on their fans to make excuses


df1398  No.413189

File: d7255a3e335a377⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1000x1414, 500:707, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….png)



You're both running out of blond hair though smh.

863aca  No.413190

File: ca0997058dae70e⋯.png (180.24 KB, 238x522, 119:261, ca0997058dae70edc405856b5a….png)


How long is it now? Think he'd look good if he wasn't a fat ginger

863aca  No.413191


I'm sure it'll come back one day tbh

067abf  No.413192


I've just transferred it to my beard, lass

*rubs your soft tummy with my big blond beard*

067abf  No.413193


probably that length, maybe a little shorter

yeah he'd be fine if he wasn't a rotund tbh

ea6a4f  No.413194


Is he still fat?

067abf  No.413195


dont think hes as fat as he was, but hes still a big boi

26ee65  No.413196

neo's fingers look a bit swarthy tbh


I thought wess had dark hair hmm

df1398  No.413197

File: 51c36255fe55d58⋯.jpg (975.01 KB, 1431x1018, 1431:1018, __artoria_pendragon_jeanne….jpg)


Smh hate beards.


How did he get so big under crushing poverty smh.


Read the thread lad smh.

863aca  No.413198


looks like it's light brown tbh


>neo's fingers look a bit swarthy tbh

and mannish smh


>How did he get so big under crushing poverty smh.

sounds like he's like American niggers smh

067abf  No.413199


>Smh hate beards.

going to tie you down and force you to feel my rough itchy beard all over your body and youre going to love it tbh

>How did he get so big under crushing poverty smh.

cheap high carb diet tbh

067abf  No.413200

the normans were cool tbh

863aca  No.413201

>only had 1000 calories yesterday

smh keto might be working

863aca  No.413202

File: 13a539939c5e0ca⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 4.1 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 13a539939c5e0caec8b3690058….mp4)

*tries to get Wessex back into the thread*

067abf  No.413203


oof… might break nofap over this tbh

863aca  No.413204

File: 213491528f41a10⋯.png (228.63 KB, 2000x1200, 5:3, 213491528f41a1040f97d669d7….png)




keeeek. She sounds dumb and sweet tbh. If only she wasn't so thicc.

863aca  No.413205

File: 0657833d5ca2b30⋯.jpg (73.1 KB, 503x478, 503:478, 1513437807883.jpg)

>honks with her belly

df1398  No.413206

File: c8e6481d5c9f0d8⋯.jpg (169.62 KB, 550x550, 1:1, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)

Aaaa I'm getting recommended videos from that norwegian tramp but I've only ever clicked on him via 8chan so it shouldn't be doing that.

863aca  No.413207


Norwegian tramp?

067abf  No.413208

cb4e6f  No.413209

File: 9609ea94a674cbb⋯.png (455.61 KB, 700x475, 28:19, ClipboardImage.png)


>day 2 nofap

067abf  No.413210


sup gayboy

df1398  No.413211


bjorn andreas bull-hansen

863aca  No.413212

File: 0e0309a04ad5d05⋯.png (802.4 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>he doesn't have a 167cm nazi dick



863aca  No.413213



Anglo lassies love the norse-bull

067abf  No.413214

863aca  No.413215


>tfw you can unbirth Dorse with it

863aca  No.413216

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>No Neo to play norse games with

df1398  No.413217

File: 23cde3b101fb8ce⋯.jpg (101.14 KB, 940x1620, 47:81, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)


That's as long as I am smh.


Smh his videos are too rambling and he pauses too much to think.


Is that 5v5 chess

863aca  No.413218


>Smh his videos are too rambling and he pauses too much to think.

yeah, why I linked specific time stamps in the thread. Seems like people watch him partly to be comfy

>Is that 5v5 chess

Nah it's 1v1, it's just that the sides aren't even, one side being attackers where all the pieces are the same and one with defenders who have a king to protect.

067abf  No.413219


>he pauses too much to think.

smh a wombyn like you wouldnt understand

863aca  No.413220


Nah she has a point tbh

>takes a bite of bacon and starts enjoying it and some coffee and forgets what he was talking about

067abf  No.413221


*shows clip of me walking towards or away from the camera*

dont like when people do this

or when they just film themselves "sleeping" or eating

863aca  No.413222


It's funny thinking about whenever he walks on camera he would have to have first gone to set up the camera, walk back and then walks past it, then back again to pick it up

He has lovely nature tbh. Might get something similar in the mountains here but it costs money to get into them. Sucks tbh

067abf  No.413223


keeek yeah

a lot of people into this stuff are already quite wealthy tbh smh

863aca  No.413224


yeah. Just look at what he wears and carries with him. Hate how everything costs so much

067abf  No.413225



even for me it cost a good £300 for all the stuff i need and thats rather basic stuff, but its not entirely necessary if you can put up with discomfort

i guess the ideal would be to make as much of the stuff by yourself as you can, but we've lost knowledge so we have to buy stuff from other people smh

863aca  No.413226


Wish I had gone to the boy scouts as a kid tbh, but thing is it was only the gay kid who did that in my class so I started to associate it with gayism I guess.

I want to homeschool my kids but let them do after school things like boy scouts and maybe some sports, even though I hate sports.

863aca  No.413227

what are you even doing anyway, just going to go out into nature and stay there a while like the norse-bull?

cb4e6f  No.413228

File: 380667515526e64⋯.png (101.91 KB, 227x194, 227:194, 1495558972472.png)


>my kids

9125a5  No.413229


can't you get a job and live nearby where it's 15-30 minute drive from them?

067abf  No.413230


keeek yeah there were a lot of gays in the scouts


ye smh

067abf  No.413231

might go camping tonight tbh dunno

863aca  No.413232

File: 9951b22257e8641⋯.png (2.52 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Dinner is served. dig in bois

863aca  No.413233


From the mountains? I am probably only 30 minutes away from them right now, but they have set up a gate where you have to pay.


>keeek yeah there were a lot of gays in the scouts

smh, really? I thought it was only this one. Funny how you could tell he was gay already in primary school

067abf  No.413234


is that it? smh

get rid of that gay leaf, tbh


*forces you to pay to be in nature*

sickening tbh

863aca  No.413235


it kind of makes sense I guess, it's for snow ploughing and road maintenance I believe, so it's an alternative to taxing people more, it's so only the people using it pay. I guess you only really pay to use the road and you can get up there without a car, but it'll take a long time. I'll just stick to walking around locally tbh

9125a5  No.413236


You get free access in the UK, but if you drive there you will probably have to pay for parking.

45b498  No.413237


sounds like a similar solution tbh

45b498  No.413238

the true mountains are very rocky anyway, doubt it's actually good for your body to walk there. Prefer the kind of the transition between mountains and the lowlands

9125a5  No.413239


also you are risking your life in those places, especially with snow and ice.

067abf  No.413240

tbh hate how nature is now like a meme for normies

its a holiday thing for them rather than anything serious

9125a5  No.413241


I think normies are slowly realising how bad the towns and cities are and are spilling out into rural areas at the weekend more and more

067abf  No.413242



but the problem with that is that the rural and wilderness areas become more full and they lose the charm and entire point of being there smh

urbanites should just be killed

45b498  No.413243


Ah yes that is true it costs for people to rescue you.


think Norwegians in general has a healthy relationships with nature, relative to other Europeans anyway. Then again I don't live in a city. Maybe it's just the rural people who are goodlads

ea21c3  No.413244


she's a vegetableist


>Add some potatoes then.

if only it were so simple

45b498  No.413245


A vegetable or cripple or both?

ea21c3  No.413246


she doesn't eat meat except for mine obviously

067abf  No.413247



seems like your lass isnt as good as i thought

df1398  No.413248

File: f4a0339803f3da8⋯.png (532.05 KB, 800x525, 32:21, ClipboardImage.png)


Use this to convert you taigfu to vote brexit party tbh.

>2% (-2)

>a vote for the brexit party is a vote for the IRA

This is just embarrassing now smh.

45b498  No.413249


force her to eat a living mouse

ea21c3  No.413250


She's not Russian

067abf  No.413251


thats so hot

it uplifts my soul

ea21c3  No.413252


She's better :^)


Based and provopilled

067abf  No.413253


shes not as good as my lass tbh, but im sure you'll disagree

45b498  No.413254

gonna need a new thread soon tbh

067abf  No.413255


no tbh

45b498  No.413256


Gonna need a new thread soon…

9125a5  No.413257

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

where did this trend of saying "hello hello hello" as an introduction come from?

067abf  No.413258


think im just gonna go campin later on

cba with anything else

dunno how to get it so the food i take doesnt go off smh what do i do lad

45b498  No.413259




I don't know tbh, never done camping. How long are you staying? Just bring things that don't go bad as fast I guess

2ed230  No.413260

>not satisfied with all their other successes, the government now wants to shut down home education






067abf  No.413261


2-3 days i guess

was going to bring some mince and make burgers, last time i took some dairy stuff and it went off rather quick, retarded choice tbh

fa3f04  No.413262



f06a8a  No.413263

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067abf  No.413264



45b498  No.413265


I don't get this anglo reference


well I eat leftovers day later so I guess you should be fine.


Banned from /brit/, lad?

8bc509  No.413266

File: a19d6de7cd04388⋯.png (10.38 KB, 650x650, 1:1, a19d6de7cd04388e0db66900f8….png)


Is this schizo-posting?

df1398  No.413269

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