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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 19ad00dfafa5c37⋯.png (462.99 KB, 620x372, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)

f21e74  No.374825

UK food imports from EU face '£9bn tariff bill' under no-deal Brexit

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/feb/23/uk-food-imports-from-eu-face-9bn-tariff-bill-under-no-deal-brexit

Analysis comes as government expected to outline plans to mitigate price shock next week

>The government is expected next week to spell out its plan to mitigate a potential £9bn food-price shock from a no-deal Brexit, as analysts predict the cost of staples such as beef, cheddar cheese and tomatoes could soar.

>With just over a month until the Brexit deadline, the Department for International Trade is expected on Monday to publish a list of new import taxes, or tariffs, that will apply to 5,200 products, including food and clothing, should the UK crash out of the EU without a deal.

>The relationship with the EU is key to the price of food because nearly one third of the food eaten in the UK comes from the bloc. At this time of year the situation is more acute because, with UK produce out of season, 90% of lettuces, 80% of tomatoes and 70% of soft fruit is sourced from, or via, the EU.

ISIS Bride Vows Son ‘Will Grow Up to Be a Jihadist’ as Crumbling Caliphate Evacuated

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/02/23/isis-bride-vows-son-will-grow-up-to-be-a-jihadist-as-crumbling-caliphate-evacuated/

(AFP) — “My son will grow up to become a jihadist,” a woman cried proudly as she stepped off a bus ferrying people out of the Islamic State group’s last sliver of territory in eastern Syria.

>Defiant and angry, she is one of 2,000 people evacuated Friday from the jihadists’ final scrap of territory in the village of Baghouz near the Iraqi border.

>At a screening point run by the U.S.-backed Syrian Democratic Forces close to the village, women clad in black sat on the barren desert floor waiting to be searched by the Kurdish-led fighters.

>When asked where they came from, a group of three veiled women sitting on the rocky terrain said they were “followers” of IS’s so-called “caliphate”.

Assam toxic alcohol deaths: 99 people die in north-eastern Indian state

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-47341941

At least 99 people have died and more than 100 are being treated in hospital after drinking toxic bootleg alcohol in north-eastern India, officials say.

>Several women are among the victims, who all worked on tea plantations in Assam state.

>The deaths come days after tainted spirits killed about 100 people in the northern states of Uttar Pradesh and Uttarakhand.

>An inquiry has been ordered into the tragedy.

f21e74  No.374827

File: 6690c52b4f549c4⋯.png (14.07 KB, 200x200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

madotsuki


13a58d  No.374830

File: d913e26d2387df5⋯.png (221.31 KB, 783x242, 783:242, ClipboardImage.png)

*goes through items in the bags listening to the sounds they make*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


fa86b1  No.374831

thank you based westie [even though i dont post]


13a58d  No.374832

>>374831

Yeah? Well then don't post.


983df5  No.374833

File: bdea5a87c45349d⋯.jpg (77.72 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, bdea5a87c45349debf5d3533c3….jpg)

>>374826

>do thing, thing gets done

>don't do thing, thing gets done anyway

then why do thing?


fa86b1  No.374834

>>374832

shut up fat


983df5  No.374835

File: c546f0a01b7a9d7⋯.png (88.77 KB, 595x447, 595:447, c546f0a01b7a9d72018240c669….png)

>>374831

>even though i dont post

'cause not enough (you)'s? more posts = more (you)'s


f21e74  No.374836

>>374833

you wanted breakfast earlier though, but waited for her because you're becoming dependent on her


fa86b1  No.374838

>>374835

(you)'s have no effect on the panzie tbh


746d65  No.374839

>>374819

Where?


f21e74  No.374840

File: 830247790b1a59e⋯.png (68.35 KB, 486x494, 243:247, 1547673087978.png)

wales beat us at rugby lads


13a58d  No.374841

>>374839

In his comments. It wasn't anything specific.

>>374840

based


983df5  No.374842

File: 91bc1df433ca0fb⋯.jpg (58.86 KB, 846x1024, 423:512, 1536711017098.jpg)

remember I had a weird dream last night but I don't remember what it was


13a58d  No.374843

>>374842

>tfw wake up now not realising what was real and what was a dream

>dreamt that my nephew had down syndrome and didn't realise that wasn't true until I started thinking about it


fa86b1  No.374844

>>374840

w-what….that's not possible…


bae5df  No.374845

File: f70b44aa983a783⋯.png (26.68 KB, 486x443, 486:443, 1467404051477.png)

WALES BEAT ENGLAND

FUCK ENGLAND

AND FUCK 22ST


13a58d  No.374846

>>374845

But we won, brother. We did it together


1eee22  No.374847

>>374843

Worse is when having a dream you wake up from, do your morning routine and then wake up from your dream.


13a58d  No.374848

>>374847

Keek. Haven't had that. Closest really is when I wake up thinking I have to go to work or school only to find out after getting dressed and ready that it's weekend.


13a58d  No.374849

File: f2a4bf69145aee8⋯.png (2.08 MB, 1098x1700, 549:850, ClipboardImage.png)

*buttons my breastplate*


bae5df  No.374850

File: 00a8bfe3f0fe5c3⋯.png (23.75 KB, 659x446, 659:446, 1466704953687-3.png)


f1c29e  No.374851

File: e92bd03d43db50a⋯.png (3.15 MB, 1280x1809, 1280:1809, __graf_zeppelin_kantai_col….png)


13a58d  No.374852

>>374851

can you have your legs that way?


f1c29e  No.374853

>>374851

yes from sitting in seiza position but most westerners aren't that flexible


f1c29e  No.374854

>>374853

>>374852

oopsy daisy


13a58d  No.374855

>>374853

>>374854

try it and film it lad


f1c29e  No.374856

>>374855

can't, hurt my knee from too much walking and squatting


13a58d  No.374857

somebody else do it


f1c29e  No.374858

>>374857

ginnie could do it


bae5df  No.374859

File: 22b5051685e1528⋯.png (379.27 KB, 481x634, 481:634, Dream Ginnie.png)


13a58d  No.374860

File: 303ce168105bd24⋯.png (455.12 KB, 450x600, 3:4, 303ce168105bd2425dcb758ffe….png)


bae5df  No.374861

File: 3b9259d391f8e51⋯.png (76.52 KB, 850x638, 425:319, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


f21e74  No.374862

File: 3aea47f84d4d7fd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.14 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, sushy.jpg)

guess what came today lads


13a58d  No.374863

remember when she was just about to hit 30 and we joked about how she'd hit the wall and dry up and not be able to have babies? She must be like 50 now


13a58d  No.374864

>>374862

WEW

aside fromt he weeb shite that is really cool


bae5df  No.374865

File: d11e5c414b18cdf⋯.jpg (269.77 KB, 925x1032, 925:1032, 1460030043043.jpg)

>>374862

That's a nice pic lass.


13a58d  No.374866

OH NO HE SAID THE N-WORD AT 5 MIN 18 SECONDS

https://youtu.be/3Rs70hi78C4?t=318


f21e74  No.374867

File: a9a6cd071f7a1f8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 269.49 KB, 1075x957, 1075:957, ClipboardImage.png)

>>374866

>he makes the soy face when he gets the sword out


13a58d  No.374868

File: 360e23056e65664⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 360e23056e65664586cf21e58a….png)


f21e74  No.374869

File: 769ecc0b0483751⋯.png (496.83 KB, 1008x720, 7:5, 769ecc0b048375108b9d7a0502….png)

Got a good feeling about this year lads. What about you?


13a58d  No.374870

>>374869

right now it's kind of shite tbh. it was nice right up to the end of last year smh


f1c29e  No.374871

>>374869

one year is much the same as another to me


bae5df  No.374872

File: 4e5e6af3a50dc2f⋯.jpg (51.87 KB, 804x802, 402:401, 5c488be99fb484d94e4c38d5c5….jpg)


bae5df  No.374873

File: 7ae3e0433ee6e1c⋯.jpg (85.13 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1432154464292-2.jpg)


13a58d  No.374874

File: 48cc2f5a305e029⋯.png (212.62 KB, 500x461, 500:461, ClipboardImage.png)


13a58d  No.374875

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

x


746d65  No.374876

>>374841

Oh yeah, they're a cringefest usually kek


f21e74  No.374877

File: 295bfa09a1bed77⋯.png (55.34 KB, 381x352, 381:352, 1548852370473.png)

>>374875

It fits pretty well for another language haha

>mfw the engrish


f21e74  No.374878

>>374874

awww this is wholesome


77bde5  No.374879

Last Star Trek episode was actually pretty good. I'm taken aback.


13a58d  No.374880

File: 7aa3e56c096f83d⋯.png (52.55 KB, 381x507, 127:169, 1514393177487.png)

>>374878

Yeah. WHOLESOME GANG


bcec46  No.374881


f21e74  No.374882

>>374879

My friend said it was good. He said they're alternating between good and bad episodes rn.


13a58d  No.374883

File: 11eb4ecfbef0429⋯.png (470.41 KB, 500x913, 500:913, 11eb4ecfbef0429e7b53d56c11….png)

>concrete road


77bde5  No.374884

>>374882

It's better than season 1, though it still largely has the problem of just being boring as fuck, with a charisma vacuum main character. The last episode focused on the best character, and actually had a plot that felt like it belonged in a Star Trek episode though.


746d65  No.374885

Varg has nothing to do with druids or paganism tho


bcec46  No.374886

I'm starting it

>>374885

think he meant the vargtard shitflinging


983df5  No.374887

File: c0681f6ab525e2c⋯.webm (11.1 MB, 176x144, 11:9, Burzum.webm)

>>374885

he's the most heard voice in modern Neopaganism and has brought many towards it with his music and now jewtube channel


13a58d  No.374888

CONTINUING FILM FROM YESTERDAY, GET IN GOOD BOIS

https://www.rabb.it/WessexDruidTBH

https://www.rabb.it/WessexDruidTBH

https://www.rabb.it/WessexDruidTBH

https://www.rabb.it/WessexDruidTBH

Gonna give it some minutes for lids to come in


13a58d  No.374889

and yes, I control the Wessex


bcec46  No.374890

File: 591204ba23ac2c3⋯.png (55.97 KB, 255x255, 1:1, angrydruid.png)

fucking hell you retarded spic honestly


4574a9  No.374891

>>374869

same thank you lad. i have finally escaped neetdom and depression and got a job and will be hopefully getting my dream car soon if everything goes right, and also, making a start at last in my dream career


bcec46  No.374892

File: 10baa250a617b6e⋯.png (183.61 KB, 556x712, 139:178, FC Varg.png)

>I like his music therefore I must fanatically support his retarded atheist placenta worship


746d65  No.374893

>>374886

Ahhh

>>374887

No, no he isn't. He has a very dedicated cult following though, I'll give you that


bcec46  No.374894

>>374847

ginger lad it's film part 2

can't remember if anyone else was watching


746d65  No.374895

>>374892

It is true he was a gateway for many, but the pagans I talk to went off him the moment he started the whole placenta cult


f21e74  No.374896

>>374892

>>374890

Weren't you pro varg before, did the chad STJ convert ya?


bcec46  No.374897

>>374895

tbh I think there might still be grounds for an understanding, if he can stop shitflinging endlessly

like all of his theories connect to pre-pagan worship and they could be pretty good in that regard as a theory since there's no evidence either way of the earliest proto-religion beyond cave paintings and odd stacks of buried bear skulls or whatever


bcec46  No.374898

File: a775aa71e5d8273⋯.png (628.65 KB, 619x531, 619:531, varg kot.png)

>>374896

I am enlightened druid lad, I listen to all the pagang free thinkers

except for styxhexenhammer, fuck him the wierd ugly homosexual

or golden goy, ditto for him


bcec46  No.374899

File: daca469796fd361⋯.png (94.75 KB, 215x204, 215:204, empoweredvarg.png)

and by "listen to" I don't mean "slavishly follow whatever they say and idolize them"


746d65  No.374900

>>374897

Tbh

>>374898

>golden goy

He means well tbh, he's just a massive goof


61ea67  No.374901

File: 8fb3f047d5af60a⋯.png (142.45 KB, 382x390, 191:195, 1550422113719.png)

>spend day with the prince

>get certain marks on neck

>too hot now to wear polo necks


61ea67  No.374902

File: 521b935f350ac33⋯.png (143.49 KB, 230x352, 115:176, ClipboardImage.png)

>prince's mummy returns home after a week staying with him

>gives him the book she was reading

>he doesn't want it so gives it to me

>pic related is cover

Very scary. That's pretty much my hair and face.


bcec46  No.374903

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)

please stop kay

I'm happy for you but it hurts


77bde5  No.374904

File: 4805276a243160d⋯.jpg (21.29 KB, 300x450, 2:3, 10698862-tsk-tsk-from-a-st….jpg)

>>374901

Stop living in sin.


f1c29e  No.374905

File: a8c72f042f30186⋯.jpg (27.22 KB, 500x500, 1:1, black-plain-burka-500x500.jpg)


746d65  No.374906

>>374901

Lool, now everyone knows you kiss boys like a nerd


bcec46  No.374907

File: 1345bc27b666d0c⋯.png (1.44 MB, 619x1200, 619:1200, sonichu2.png)

maybe I should start my love quest, construct some girlfriend-attractor signs and put them along the road


bae5df  No.374908

File: 53889a286a2049b⋯.jpg (63.2 KB, 397x797, 397:797, 1469760390977-0.jpg)


13a58d  No.374909

>>374903

I just impregnated my gf, lad


bcec46  No.374910

File: c94ae1e00e83e70⋯.png (670.25 KB, 730x1080, 73:108, sonichu.png)

>>374909

lad I know it's false when it's you posting


e5d362  No.374911

File: 89cdbb40f2218b0⋯.png (2.29 MB, 1150x1300, 23:26, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no hurdy gurdy


bcec46  No.374912

>>374911

they sound quite nice, there's generally one or two players at civil war and medieval reenactments


f1c29e  No.374913

Inceldom isn't that bad after you come to accept it, but the downside is sometimes you get invited to normie events and they expect you to bring your wife/gf/fiancee/partner.


13a58d  No.374914

File: d15064d5bacb53a⋯.png (1.18 MB, 800x1228, 200:307, ClipboardImage.png)

>>374902

wdsmbt


13a58d  No.374915

>>374910

you never know, I am quite handsome tbh


f21e74  No.374916

>>374915

martin the handsome of the northlands


f21e74  No.374917

kay start archiving your posts and make a scrapbook so you can show your children


f21e74  No.374918

File: bcdd38f3b8e5443⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1300x1031, 1300:1031, ClipboardImage.png)

>"Ah yes, I remember that dogpost"


13a58d  No.374919

>daddy why did you dress up as a maid


f21e74  No.374920

File: acbec7ccdd9fbb9⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1614x1506, 269:251, Miracle tou.png)

>>374919

It was the fashion back then son


12a4c6  No.374921

File: c96a5a35cab8726⋯.jpg (129.97 KB, 871x997, 871:997, fade7b8aac2f03c0c89a3f6785….jpg)

>>374915

>I am quite handsome tbh


bcec46  No.374922

no


f21e74  No.374923

>daddy who is that long nosed guy you keep drawing? he's scary.

>eat your vegetables or he will get you little martin!

i can see you doing this smh


61ea67  No.374924

>>374917

There is already a growing document for all the special ones.

>>374919

>In 1891 it was estimated that, country-wide, more than a million – that is, one in three women between the ages of fifteen and twenty - were in domestic service; kitchen maids and maids-of-all work (sometimes referred to as ‘slaveys’)


f21e74  No.374925

>>374924

>In 1891 it was estimated that, country-wide, more than a million – that is, one in three women between the ages of fifteen and twenty - were in domestic service; kitchen maids and maids-of-all work (sometimes referred to as ‘slaveys’)

based and maidpilled


13a58d  No.374926

File: 2a2f77d90d04a08⋯.jpg (29.24 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0.jpg)

>>374921

<

>>374920

But they are bullying you for it in this archived link, daddy

>>374923

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK I love it

>>374924

>she's saying Westie despite his penis is a woman


61ea67  No.374927

>>374926

He took a job as a footman but they didn't have the footman's uniform in that day so he got photographed in a maid's costume instead. It's the domestic service equivalent of looking through lost property when you forget your PE kit.


3ab415  No.374928

>>374901

are they penis marks, lass?


f21e74  No.374929

File: e29617ec0b285cd⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>374926

>But they are bullying you for it in this archived link, daddy

SMH CAN A MAN NEVER ESCAPE HIS PAST


f21e74  No.374930

File: f35c3c1268154f9⋯.png (1.54 MB, 1146x850, 573:425, ClipboardImage.png)

>>374927

the scars of war are with me to this day


bae5df  No.374931


61ea67  No.374932

>>374928

bite marks


13a58d  No.374933

File: d89eacc6a18dd3e⋯.png (1.43 MB, 958x1600, 479:800, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9aac0169d6711e3⋯.png (1.85 MB, 958x1600, 479:800, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e9a537ecd8d9f0a⋯.png (1.36 MB, 958x1600, 479:800, ClipboardImage.png)

Reminder that Norwegians and Swedes learn of the the Eternal Anglo at an early age


12a4c6  No.374934

File: 2230a9eccfa3d23⋯.jpg (114.67 KB, 1300x958, 650:479, angry-little-girl-stock-im….jpg)

>daddy why do you light that pipe every time I'm in the room?


13a58d  No.374935

>>374932

wait waht. Not just hickeys or whatever, but teeth marks? Keek what is going on


13a58d  No.374936

File: 6dad45d227dd8a2⋯.jpg (101.66 KB, 632x1952, 79:244, 6dad45d227dd8a2a06717ec5ee….jpg)


3ab415  No.374937

>>374932

i am lonely


f21e74  No.374938

File: 00dc8e1f986a4fa⋯.png (577.46 KB, 500x683, 500:683, ClipboardImage.png)


bcec46  No.374939


13a58d  No.374940

>>374937

just get a polack gf dude


61ea67  No.374941

File: 213499cf5e0e717⋯.png (310.78 KB, 615x409, 615:409, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9ec0cfbebeb2298⋯.png (303.84 KB, 620x415, 124:83, ClipboardImage.png)

>>374934

>daddy help i can't breathe

>>374935

He was very enthusiastic today.


bcec46  No.374942

File: ebc5de4452e714c⋯.png (1.91 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepefarawayoramidge.png)


e5d362  No.374943

File: 9aa6341ec7d3c58⋯.mp4 (2.55 MB, 854x480, 427:240, shirebrain.mp4)


13a58d  No.374944

>>374941

Do you season yourself before the meal?


f21e74  No.374945

File: 118bc55fc7197c2⋯.png (253.6 KB, 320x783, 320:783, 118bc55fc7197c2ed5231d2f2a….png)


61ea67  No.374946

>>374944

He seems to think myself and my natural juices taste good enough on their own.


f21e74  No.374947

>>374946

>natural juices

smh didnt know he was into that


bcec46  No.374948

File: 2914a9fb5097a0d⋯.png (59.9 KB, 650x900, 13:18, suicide by sami.png)

please


77bde5  No.374949

File: dd48dd40839b534⋯.jpg (282.95 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 146735921-1024x1024.jpg)

>>374941

Did you pay for that image, lass?


61ea67  No.374950

File: 6f1b8ec73760f4a⋯.jpg (190.66 KB, 1080x1044, 30:29, Lee and Ziggeh in passiona….jpg)

>finally get through to the feminist library in London on the phone

>ask if they have any books by Lee Anthony Hoyland

>woman says that they have a few by her and she is an influential and popular writer


61ea67  No.374951

>>374949

It's just a picture of me when my dad gets his pipe out.


77bde5  No.374952

>>374943

>Yanks trying to West Country accent


bcec46  No.374953

>>374952

think they just went straight to plastic paddy tbh


12a4c6  No.374954

>>374941

AAAAAHHHH NOW I FEEL GUILTY.


3ab415  No.374955

>>374939

bit late lad and i was going to watch something else and dint see the first part sorry lad

maybe we can watch this tomorrow? https://fantasyanime.com/anime/venus-wars-sub

really want to see it because of the tanks tbh

>>374940

would be nice if not for the invisible barrier

>>374950

did this actually happen lass wtf keekekekekek


f21e74  No.374956

File: 4b68f770113f73e⋯.png (709.09 KB, 976x549, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>still no invasion of idlib

wonder whats gonna appen there


13a58d  No.374957

File: 65c35a99f7162d2⋯.png (347.66 KB, 472x469, 472:469, ClipboardImage.png)

DADDY WHY DID MUMMY LEAVE US WHEN I CAME OUT OF THE VAGINA A WALKING FAT GINGER EXPLODING LEG COPY OF YOURSELF?!? AND WHY AM I SEETHING??? WHYYYYYYYYY


13a58d  No.374958

>>374946

yummy sweat and grime

>>374955

>would be nice if not for the invisible barrier

What's that?


bcec46  No.374959

File: 7e493407f2a75c8⋯.png (5.85 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepebighair.png)

>>374955

wouldn't mind it, 8pm then

>>374957

lad that's really mean


bcec46  No.374960

I guess he is talking about himself apart from the exploding leg bit though


13a58d  No.374961

>>374959

>lad that's really mean

yeah, but it's okay because I know you can take it


61ea67  No.374962

>>374955

Yeah we've been trying to speak to them every so often over the past couple of months. The woman on the other end of the phone was very enthusiastic and seemed convinced that Lee Antony Hoyland was a popular author.


13a58d  No.374963

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)

>>374960

NOOOOOOO. I'M NOOOOOOT. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUUUUUUU NOT MEEEEEE


f21e74  No.374964

>>374962

why are you bullying innocent library workers


bcec46  No.374965

File: c5f49214101f8f5⋯.png (537.16 KB, 1278x1181, 1278:1181, speechless.png)

>feminist propagandist who readily lies about their stock

>innocent


13a58d  No.374966

>>374964

we're just playthings for the autists smh


13a58d  No.374967

File: 607cc816c202a85⋯.png (5.78 MB, 1913x1440, 1913:1440, ClipboardImage.png)


77bde5  No.374968

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>374955

That looks fun. Watched Char's Counter Attack yesterday. Was very pretty.


13a58d  No.374969

File: 20485a2cb83affc⋯.png (192.93 KB, 427x430, 427:430, ClipboardImage.png)

AHHHHHH PAPPA KOFFER GJOR DU D HER T MÆ KOFFERRRR


f21e74  No.374970

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


3ab415  No.374971

>>374958

basically despite me being okay at talking to girls now i still feel like i can't really approach her because of how much she talks loudly in polish. its weird i just cant

never thought language barrier would be quite so literal

>>374959

bless you lad i hope i can actually make it, i will try to remember

>>374962

you are a pretty epic troll tbh lass, well done. maybe you can continue the japes somehow by inventing crazy feminist book titles and asking if they have them in stock?


f21e74  No.374972

File: e03a4155cbcdd97⋯.jpg (5.46 KB, 205x245, 41:49, images.jpg)

>>374969

>AHHHHHH PAPER COFFEE MAKES YOU THERE HERE

what


e5d362  No.374973

File: 1f4fb2b1673824e⋯.png (360.22 KB, 500x345, 100:69, ClipboardImage.png)

>can't find any physical copies of 964 Pinocchio (a.k.a. Screams of Blasphemy) online

>>374970

Never quite got into Foetus but that album was pretty cool


3ab415  No.374974

File: 90fd9f1e819980f⋯.png (638.57 KB, 662x715, 662:715, fda2fa83450d070db02b338f30….png)

i was actually talking to one girl online who was definitely into me but she's ginger and american so not really gf material


f21e74  No.374975

>>374973

>Never quite got into Foetus but that album was pretty cool

Goodlad, what's 964 Pinocchio?


3ab415  No.374976

maybe once i get the truck of my dreams then i will attract a suitable mate


f21e74  No.374977

Any of you noflags want a flag done for you?


13a58d  No.374978

>>374972

shut up furriner

>>374971

>basically despite me being okay at talking to girls now i still feel like i can't really approach her because of how much she talks loudly in polish. its weird i just cant

>never thought language barrier would be quite so literal

lol

>>374974

keek. Waiting for that ubermensch gf, lad?


77bde5  No.374979

File: 1388010b1a7475d⋯.png (6.81 KB, 285x374, 285:374, mmm1.png)

>>374977

You can flag me if you like. Don't know what. Maybe if you can get something like this to work.


3ab415  No.374980

File: b186c260f468bd9⋯.jpg (104.92 KB, 577x1024, 577:1024, 8945e25e46ed330ff57521fc01….jpg)

>>374978

yes lad, if i am to become the best version of myself then i won't accept anything less


13a58d  No.374981

>>374979

>Flagged.com


3ab415  No.374982

File: c6c2b614bf99fbb⋯.png (966.29 KB, 610x764, 305:382, YAGGED.png)

>>374981

>Yagged.com


e5d362  No.374983

>>374975

"Pinocchio 964, lobotomised cyborg sex slave, is thrown out onto the street by his owners because of his inability to maintain an erection. He is befriended by a criminally insane, memory-wiped, homeless girl. Meanwhile, the corporate entity who manufactured and sold him plots to kill him because of his malfunction."

DVDs are like £40+ inc. shipping and they're all abroad


13a58d  No.374984

>>374982

DEBTED.com

>>374980

Is that the best?


f21e74  No.374985

File: fc23358c47eed3b⋯.png (377 B, 20x16, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>374979

I'll try lad


f21e74  No.374986

>>374983

poorlad smh he had a rough life sounds depressin


3ab415  No.374987

>>374984

no , i just had to find a suitable pic from my collection of nazi gfs


3ab415  No.374988

File: 43a572d0d0dd593⋯.jpg (321.65 KB, 1280x1918, 640:959, 1460408432765.jpg)

where are you my princess


77bde5  No.374989

>>374985

That's fine with me.


12a4c6  No.374990

>>374988

She's probs getting dicked this very moment ngl lid.


e5d362  No.374991

>>374986

Ever seen Tetsuo: the Iron Man? It's in a similar vein of very extreme Japanese cyberpunk independent cinema. You'd like that, it has a fucking incredible soundtrack. Full movie is on YouTube in HD, watch without subtitles the first time you see it if you can, just go with not knowing


f21e74  No.374992

>>374991

I'll make my friends watch it for movie night, haha. Sounds good man. I'll definitely pick it up.


f21e74  No.374993

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


77bde5  No.374994

>>374993

KAMINAAAAAAAA


3ab415  No.374995

>>374990

no, because my princess is a virgin


bae5df  No.374996

File: bac4ba208c0a654⋯.png (703.46 KB, 1332x720, 37:20, 4ecda2a92b74e2878033d7babb….png)

>>374968

Good lad.


bae5df  No.374997

>>374993

KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAA


f21e74  No.374998

>>374997

SHES INSIDE MEEEEEEE KAORIIIIIIIII


13a58d  No.374999

File: 58439927abf15bc⋯.jpg (53.88 KB, 793x786, 793:786, 1519279446309.jpg)

>when his gf is killed inside of him


f21e74  No.375000

File: afe9302a79ba50d⋯.png (157.99 KB, 384x444, 32:37, 1550594689006.png)

>>374999

rough scene


247a0d  No.375001

File: 982989f7856a0e8⋯.jpg (116.63 KB, 645x773, 645:773, westiewojaksmirk.jpg)

>>374998

>she's inside me

lad, what have you been doing now smh…


bae5df  No.375002

File: 3bf57c53b0cbe1c⋯.jpg (37.69 KB, 567x523, 567:523, 1456292172522-1.jpg)

>>374998

Bit lewd lass.


13a58d  No.375003

>>375001

stuffed a japanese anime toy up his arse smh


bae5df  No.375004

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f21e74  No.375005

>>375001

>>375002

He says that in the dub I think I swear


247a0d  No.375006

File: 3e3577159175876⋯.png (6.23 KB, 205x246, 5:6, chubbywojak.png)

>>375003

when he notices you when you're still just a >(1)


13a58d  No.375007

>>375006

Yeah, notice you and don't call out your low post count :smirk:


bcec46  No.375008

File: 71c3904547ec95f⋯.png (873.85 KB, 760x526, 380:263, ClipboardImage.png)

AAAAAAAAAAGH


bae5df  No.375009

File: 9f88445ea1a0ba2⋯.jpg (96.04 KB, 792x558, 44:31, 1456583537886-2.jpg)


13a58d  No.375010

>>375005

yeah I feel I remember something like that


bae5df  No.375011

File: 2b524d9e8f198cd⋯.png (5.23 KB, 365x241, 365:241, 1456580402450-3.png)


77bde5  No.375012

>>374996

ywn be a Zaku


13a58d  No.375013

File: ef8a3f242bcc2ce⋯.webm (3.11 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ef8a3f242bcc2ceb1ae06d0d8….webm)


13a58d  No.375014

File: 2dbc660fb1186bc⋯.png (358.9 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

x


bae5df  No.375015

File: f2d5d9a1425373f⋯.jpg (32.02 KB, 517x476, 517:476, 1422251602647.jpg)


3ab415  No.375016

>>375008

would be a shame if someone were to empty a lot of bullets into that crowd of peaceful innocent lovely lovely people


bae5df  No.375017

File: b8bd5da1daaee24⋯.png (15.81 KB, 856x615, 856:615, b8bd5da1daaee24ec9a4bb77b8….png)

.


13a58d  No.375018

>tfw your bossman is being mean to my friend now


3ab415  No.375019

File: 2f771e80a06be9a⋯.png (3.55 MB, 1268x1012, 317:253, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375008

that or


13a58d  No.375020

File: 02c16ac44ad054d⋯.gif (1.61 MB, 428x498, 214:249, tenor (2).gif)


bae5df  No.375021

File: fe5b66e81deb102⋯.png (2.29 KB, 819x460, 819:460, 05fec5337bbb59a6eebca5109c….png)


247a0d  No.375022

File: b6eeb1504b9c700⋯.png (12.76 KB, 789x750, 263:250, 89cdbf404d39c73fb53e45bc87….png)

>>375007

>don't call out your low post count :smirk:

I've been at my granny's house all day!


13a58d  No.375023

File: e3143984528faf3⋯.webm (1.84 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Ancient Gondola.webm)

x


13a58d  No.375024

*tries to lift hand to type but can't*


bae5df  No.375025

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)

>>375024

Fat fuck.


247a0d  No.375026

File: fb5ba7d460c0fa1⋯.jpg (181.53 KB, 604x388, 151:97, thanos22st.jpg)

>>375024

*lifts your hand for you*


bae5df  No.375027

File: 86c4d30e010aab9⋯.png (41.8 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 0fa1d3a6ed515a053e5dba1659….png)


13a58d  No.375028

File: f5514672da1fb60⋯.webm (2.79 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Gondola after school.webm)


13a58d  No.375029

>>375026

lift up my whole body into your arms, lad


bae5df  No.375030

File: 6c71ffe5308a7c3⋯.png (8.47 KB, 716x757, 716:757, 99c71a0d71104dbe7dc147a81f….png)

.


13a58d  No.375031

File: d0ee7043cbc5bfa⋯.png (146.03 KB, 401x500, 401:500, ClipboardImage.png)

>The Poster Formerly Known As Bins will never be your Krang robot


13a58d  No.375032

File: 0c8463bf39f7837⋯.png (976.98 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

oh right these films are a thing


bcec46  No.375033

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>375032

LOOK AT HIS HEAD


77bde5  No.375034

>>375031

>tfw no binzaku


13a58d  No.375035

>>375034

don't watch cartoons for children, lad. Don't know what a zaku is. sorry


bcec46  No.375036

File: 2581ac548e20223⋯.png (323.57 KB, 477x487, 477:487, ClipboardImage.png)

>his bulge is bigger than his head


77bde5  No.375037

>>375035

Start watching cartoons for children, lid.


13a58d  No.375038

File: 877fabef5b9091c⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

I love my The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman

>>375036

keek. goodlad


13a58d  No.375039

>boss tried to call me when Iw as sleeping yesterday

>sent a message saying I saw he called wondering what he wanted

>woke up today

>no message from him

just threw it in the corner. Not looking at it again until tomorrow night


13a58d  No.375040

File: afeb60fc191deb5⋯.png (341.98 KB, 500x306, 250:153, ClipboardImage.png)

uh oh


13a58d  No.375041

File: 626fca8a269ab4a⋯.png (3.61 MB, 1792x1328, 112:83, ClipboardImage.png)


77bde5  No.375042

Never really watched Hero Turtles, tbh.


13a58d  No.375043

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>375042

Only watched it when I was at grandpa once a year since it wasn't on regular tv. And Hero turtles? The intro is great bth


77bde5  No.375044

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>375043

Based anglo edition. Ninjas were considered too violent for kids for some reason.


13a58d  No.375045

File: e1e20c64083a81d⋯.jpg (46.31 KB, 258x586, 129:293, 1549289103630.jpg)

>>375044

WHAT THE FUCK AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


77bde5  No.375046

>>375045

Yeah, it's unbelievably stupid. Apparently they were afraid kids would try to make their own nunchucks or something.


247a0d  No.375047

File: fdd3e5c4d157c0a⋯.png (5.26 KB, 890x515, 178:103, a5da3f746db9dbe929f60116cf….png)

>>375029

>lift up my whole body into your arms, lad

I don't have any response images for that


13a58d  No.375048

>>375046

kek. weird how society used to want to protect kids :^)

Silly either way. Mummy tier.

>>375047

*doesn't make one*

sorry, lid. It's okay


f21e74  No.375049

File: d2d7b3af161c889⋯.jpg (54.05 KB, 320x480, 2:3, 1548547325494.jpg)

>>375044

wtf rofl

also that intro is really catchy tbh


13a58d  No.375050

>>375049

Oh right I forget we have people born in the 2000s here


77bde5  No.375051

>>375048

It was a weirdly specific reaction to nunchucks though. Swords were still fine. I guess the logic is it's easier to tie two sticks together than to forge a sword, but then kids bash each other over the head with shit all the time anyway.


13a58d  No.375052

>>375051

yeah I remember now, there was this weird anti-ninja thing going on. Ninja stars and shit like that getting banned. I really can't imagine the reasoning. Then again there is no reasoning going into banning knives and shit like that either.


f7c5e0  No.375053

alright lasses


13a58d  No.375054

>>375053

alri-

>(1)


bae5df  No.375055

File: af9c56dda3fd59d⋯.jpg (163.03 KB, 872x950, 436:475, 1456346880491.jpg)


f7c5e0  No.375056

File: 65c49e58c36a9e3⋯.jpg (8.19 KB, 266x348, 133:174, 3c9fa85ff536d8201e189aba76….jpg)

>>375054

Just popping over tbh, I miss you lad


13a58d  No.375057

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

>>375056

Oh no, it's him


77bde5  No.375058

>>375057

oo is it?


f7c5e0  No.375059

File: 14b9a397dfa6927⋯.gif (513.71 KB, 607x609, 607:609, 1550104020986.gif)

*Shills (you) on the secret Bongo Bongo Land*

See you soon lad


13a58d  No.375060

>>375058

One of the bad men


13a58d  No.375061

>>375059

Yeah lid I can see that clown on Bongo Bongo Land, lid. I'm watching you


77bde5  No.375062


f7c5e0  No.375063

File: 94f410ddf146745⋯.png (6.91 KB, 240x157, 240:157, unknown.png)


77bde5  No.375064

>>375063

post the willy pics


c9d3ee  No.375065

>>375063

oh wait you're another kind of bad man


bcec46  No.375066

fuck off bongo shits


c9d3ee  No.375067

>>375066

you are up late m8


bcec46  No.375068

>>375067

autist wanted to play memelands 2 so I obliged

going to bed in a minute tbh


c9d3ee  No.375069

>>375068

should ask your autiste if he has an autiste sister


bcec46  No.375070

>>375069

he doesn't, his gf has a sister but that one is a downie retard or something smh

time for bed


e5d362  No.375071

File: 022d4640b9086cf⋯.png (1.61 MB, 960x957, 320:319, ClipboardImage.png)

post rare gondolas, lids


bae5df  No.375072

File: 414dda2c0da48d7⋯.png (3.1 KB, 356x629, 356:629, 43fdadb0b057b487285b5a892a….png)


77bde5  No.375073

File: 55352e1accc7a5d⋯.mp4 (2.44 MB, 700x446, 350:223, gondola1.mp4)


c9d3ee  No.375074

>>375070

Are you really above a downie retard though? Don't brush her off before at least seeing her


983df5  No.375075

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

maan that was quite the adventure. drove like 40 minutes to go to the gourmet food store, hoping to get some trad anglo foods to try like Stilton and black pudding. but they were on vacation, the fuckers, said nothing of the sort on their website. so then I went to a different, larger whole foods than where I normally go and I got a few things, like stuffed grape leaves from baste pvgvng g*psy-bashing t*rk-smashing Tengri Khanate of Bolgharija for some exotic Balkan flavor. then I asked mummy if she knew where Bulgaria is and she has no idea, like what the fuck how can somebody be so stupid as to not know European countries at least. she didn't even know where Taiwan was when I asked her before

>>374893

>No, no he isn't

name one modern Pagan more famous than Varg

vid related, this song is so beautiful

>>374901

rub a frozen spoon on it, frisky lass

>>374903

just get /fit/, bro

but unironically

>>374946

ooh shit, they're shagging! she just admitted it, no more beating around the bush

congrats lass

>>374958

>yummy sweat and grime

pussy tastes fine, lad

>>374974

gingies are great, saw a cute one in the store the other day. idk how old she was though, might have been mid 20's, I don't want a woman that's older than me, eeugh

wish I dated that shy nerdy ginge lass that had a big crush on me but I ignored her 'cause she was kinda frumpy. she was good enough and seemed pretty pure, not a thot at all, and that's much rarer than prime t&a or whatever

>>374979

>>374985

>>374989

will add


983df5  No.375076

File: 13c30563c45c5cd⋯.png (54.56 KB, 236x255, 236:255, 13c30563c45c5cd5b7ef133ba1….png)

goddamn I hate non-whites and chr*stians/m*slems/j*ws

EVROPA


983df5  No.375077

File: fc23358c47eed3b⋯.png (377 B, 20x16, 5:4, unknown.png)

Doogle flag has been added btw


e5d362  No.375078

File: 958f69a8a53ea45⋯.png (438.01 KB, 720x456, 30:19, Flag.png)

top cringe


77bde5  No.375079

I have become a man, father.


c9d3ee  No.375080

>>375078

wdhmbt

>>375079

finally. time for the foreskin to come off


983df5  No.375081

>>375078

I fell for the dna test meme before and came up clean, only taint is 1/1000 north african which was then basically white anyway, have R1 y-dna, no (((J))) bullshit


247a0d  No.375082

File: 060527317bd68fe⋯.png (120.08 KB, 780x730, 78:73, 060527317bd68fed72180d2386….png)

>>374903

don't worry lad, it will be all the more delightful when he inevitably finds a better woman and dumps her


e5d362  No.375083

>>375080

spic's post before the doogle flag


f66c4c  No.375084

File: a204f1f32f57a88⋯.png (550.18 KB, 744x1000, 93:125, sam paper.png)

>>375049

Is… is that the first time you've seen the ninja turtles intro?


77bde5  No.375085

File: e8f6fc7c5f3b62f⋯.png (207.03 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375082

And then we strike.


c9d3ee  No.375086

>>375082

Sent her a dick pic today, lad?


983df5  No.375087

>>375082

she seems like quite the catch tbh, I think they are a good couple. this prince character sounds like an upstanding fellow, I am happy for them

>>375083

unironically though- all non-whites, chr*stians, and pit bulls should die


247a0d  No.375088

File: 7f0107740c074d6⋯.png (40.37 KB, 849x1032, 283:344, BECOMEwhoyouare.png)

>meet old friend in the park

>she says I'm looking "really well" and have lost loads of weight

tfw


c9d3ee  No.375089

>>375088

did she become your gf?


247a0d  No.375090

File: cf2e1474ae10a29⋯.gif (77.14 KB, 618x490, 309:245, whiteknights.gif)

>>375085

>exactly

>>375086

>Sent her a dick pic today, lad?

Nah, I never actually sent her one. I just sent pics of wonky mushrooms

>>375087

>she seems like quite the catch tbh

pic related lad


247a0d  No.375091

>>375089

>did she become your gf?

no. i don't fancy her tbh


c9d3ee  No.375092

>>375090

oh I think she was bullying the way your penis looked

>>375091

The Poster Formerly Known As Binschad


247a0d  No.375093

File: 47b4f9b3bb1fea4⋯.jpg (5.44 KB, 272x186, 136:93, mushroom.jpg)

>>375092

>oh I think she was bullying the way your penis looked

I never actually sent her a dick pic tho


247a0d  No.375094

File: ac15546c4b00b18⋯.png (62.41 KB, 1965x1029, 655:343, c602437dee8e23d9780c4fd60c….png)

going to bed tbh

love you all x


983df5  No.375095

File: c9fedd88810aa0b⋯.png (155.42 KB, 599x321, 599:321, c9fedd88810aa0b16781ddd168….png)


77bde5  No.375096

File: 4553e5c2b81de3a⋯.jpg (186.76 KB, 1597x1065, 1597:1065, maxresdefault (1).jpg)


c9d3ee  No.375097

>>375094

nigh lid


f66c4c  No.375098

File: 1efb1e18940d851⋯.jpg (11.2 KB, 171x247, 9:13, kryters.jpg)

>>374946

Does this imply what I think it implies? Good lass, this is great material for winding up wessex

>>374971

>on nje uczy mowicz po polsku

sad


e5d362  No.375099

File: e3d5bb0827482bb⋯.jpg (184.79 KB, 500x900, 5:9, 1385254190688.jpg)

>just realised something that should have been obvious from the start

editing video sure is fun *spends an hour waiting for 7 minutes to render*


983df5  No.375100

File: 178eeba1d585513⋯.png (1.27 MB, 5976x4374, 332:243, ideal yurop sea zones.png)

my latest creation, behold its glory


c9d3ee  No.375101

>>375100

don't care about fantasy borders tbh


77bde5  No.375102

File: 24c1f7ff202340b⋯.gif (1.31 MB, 500x375, 4:3, katz brando.gif)


c9d3ee  No.375103

File: af843bdd955aaae⋯.png (98.79 KB, 250x237, 250:237, ClipboardImage.png)


77bde5  No.375104

File: 733ddb618c823d4⋯.gif (450.16 KB, 500x338, 250:169, katz.gif)


4da885  No.375105

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)

so many fucking hot girls at the pub holy shit


77bde5  No.375106

>>375105

Ask em if they like anime.


4da885  No.375107

>>375106

honestly thought about talking to one but damn

FUCK me they were good this night

pub was the busiest its ever been

god


c9d3ee  No.375108

File: b704b11af0c3fb5⋯.png (495.85 KB, 620x753, 620:753, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375105

why didn't you stream it?


4da885  No.375109

>>375108

>tfw get invited back to house party and your cousin has a hot ginger gf

holy shit the torment was unreal my boy

FUCK


77bde5  No.375110

>>375109

put it in,lad


983df5  No.375111

>>375109

are there a lot of gingers in Dorset? you seem to be bumping into them a lot


4da885  No.375112

>>375111

yes, just like the rest of england tbh

gingers arent exclusive to taigland


983df5  No.375113

>>375112

>gingers arent exclusive to taigland

well ik that. apparently they are more common in Scotland. one time some taig chimped out on me for making the irish-ginger association, he was saying how the gingers are scottish invaders and blah blah stereotypical and blah blah "feck off"


4da885  No.375114

File: d41ba6817c9f656⋯.jpg (138.13 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1546597806327.jpg)

>>375113

well its true

more gingers in scotland than taigland if we talk about percentages

and certainly more in numbers in england than both if we talk raw numbers

wonder what some of the lasses think of me when they look at me tbh

im decent, some call me sweet


4da885  No.375115

>throat is sore af from smoking a packet of fags

rip


4da885  No.375116

File: c4df27088916ee9⋯.png (11.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, c4df27088916ee9fc5861f17b1….png)

>bumped into my old friend at tesco i havent seen for like a year and he invited me to dinner sometime with his gf


2bfa2c  No.375117

Hello I'm new, are we all UKIP?


4da885  No.375118

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)


2bfa2c  No.375119

>>375118

Oh I see, you're one of those zionism-obsessed /pol/-types.


4da885  No.375120

File: 73a919535776b1d⋯.png (16.63 KB, 639x469, 639:469, 73a919535776b1d3e29291fbfe….png)

>walking down the street and you lock eye contact with that girl for a second or two


4da885  No.375121

>>375119

dont know what you mean chap, dont care about any of that nonsense

im going to bed

goodnight


2bfa2c  No.375122

>>375120

Dinner lady from your old school, Anon?


4da885  No.375123

>>375122

no

a hot lass

decent big nose on her but i would ravage her

saw her in the pub later on

fuck my life

night


2bfa2c  No.375124

>>375123

Oh don't go yet.


77bde5  No.375125

>>375117

I'm Nigel Farrage.


2bfa2c  No.375126

>>375125

So we're not all UKIP then.


e5d362  No.375127

File: bda9a6c8e6588cb⋯.png (1.1 MB, 901x1200, 901:1200, daftman.png)


77bde5  No.375128

>>375126

Nah. This isn't a strongly political board.


2bfa2c  No.375129

>>375127

I doubt Tommy knows all that much about Israel one way or the other, save to wind the muzzas up. Purity-spiralling to the point Tommy's out the tent really is ceasing to care about achieving anything.

>>375128

Oh right. It's just that it literally says politics right at the top. What do we talk about, Zoo magazine?


77bde5  No.375130

>>375129

Anime. Gnomes…

Are you the new spy, lad?


2bfa2c  No.375131

>>375130

No, I wouldn't know who I'd be spying for tbh.


e5d362  No.375132

File: 5c41887acd00c66⋯.jpg (48.63 KB, 580x576, 145:144, joebewk.jpg)

>an avowed Zionist who takes money from Israel doesn't know much about Israel it's just 5d transgalactic snakes and ladders goys guys!


2bfa2c  No.375133

>>375132

Is Israel giving him money? I haven't heard that claim before. If they're lending support to help clear the muzzas out though, all the better.


e5d362  No.375134

shit b8 or genuine retard, you're getting filtered tbh


2bfa2c  No.375135

>>375134

Why not use your reasoning instead?

You do have some, do you?


e5d362  No.375136

I miss warwickshireboomer smh

also

>replying when filtered


2bfa2c  No.375137

>>375136

You're right, I'd be wasting my time pointing out what a spasticated cunt you are, but mainly because you must surely realise this deep down anyway.


983df5  No.375138

>>375136

>I miss warwickshireboomer smh

this. I've been calling him, "boomerlad" in my head

maybe he's busy with work or the missus or something?


e5d362  No.375139

>>375138

buried in Dorshit's back yard


77bde5  No.375140

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Let's poppu together


61ea67  No.375141

File: a1d9ed4cbdd13d9⋯.jpg (151.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1547138592103.jpg)

>>375008

DISGUSTANG


77bde5  No.375142

>>375141

pop with me


61ea67  No.375143

>>375142

p-pop?


77bde5  No.375144

>>375143

all night


c9d3ee  No.375145

File: f741c33c76cebe5⋯.png (967.78 KB, 998x629, 998:629, f741c33c76cebe5f4be60ef4d0….png)


61ea67  No.375146

File: d172880a8c70f04⋯.jpg (316.64 KB, 1080x566, 540:283, 1549679504728.jpg)


983df5  No.375147

>doogle and The Poster Formerly Known As Bins are wearing flags so I can learn their personalities

baste


f1c29e  No.375148

File: a79a8e2dcab25ac⋯.jpg (68.18 KB, 960x876, 80:73, 52373534_2151141678274929_….jpg)


12a4c6  No.375149

>>375071

>Zoo magazine

Good, wholesome pornography. Yup, thems were the days before internet filth. *sips monster*


1eee22  No.375150

>>375071

But if I post them, they'll become less rare


983df5  No.375151

up at 4am because I'm procrastinating doing my oral hygiene routine because I hate it, it sucks

alright I'll just fucking do it, need to push myself

>>375149

wdhmbt


12a4c6  No.375152

>>375151

Linked to the wrong post tbh.

Do you have multiple rows of creatura shark teeth or something?


983df5  No.375153

>>375152

nah I have excellent teeth, it's just an OCD thing. it makes me anxious 'cause one part of my mouth is clean or in the process of becoming clean and the rest of my mouth is dirty, so I have to go here, go there, then there, go back there, it's not done, then here… it's just a stressful situation overall, very unpleasant mentally. hard to describe but I hate it so I stay up all night procrastinating doing it 'cause I won't go to bed until my teeth are cleaned 'cause I want to have healthy teeth and gums


983df5  No.375154

File: bc73b761d1b59bd⋯.jpg (143.98 KB, 1403x790, 1403:790, apu_rainy_window.jpg)

night/morning lads/lasses


bcec46  No.375155

File: 57d2ff5f0417925⋯.png (185.28 KB, 1228x1150, 614:575, smh2.png)

is nobody going to point out how spic is such a yankmutt he thinks bulgaria is based and pagan and not an islamic shithole country that exists solely to smuggle drugs and gypsies?


61ea67  No.375156

Going to the ASDA. Anyone want anything?


bcec46  No.375157

>>375156

self respect please


61ea67  No.375158

>>375157

I'll get another gnome instead.


1eee22  No.375159

>>375156

No, how are the doughnuts there though? From the ones I've had the Co-op do the worst, Morrison's then Sainsbury's as the best, don't know about Tesco's or Asda's however.


bcec46  No.375160

>>375159

not too bad iirc, better than tescos

had them occasionally when I lived in town and could walk out to an ASDA on the way past to a little nature reserve


61ea67  No.375161

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

OH GOD NO


12a4c6  No.375162

File: 3bc1610b4c7feae⋯.png (581.94 KB, 1489x1075, 1489:1075, e80f2f190572aa095b713b6f86….png)

>>375161

Accidentally clicked on one of the trending boards and saw this. Keek.


f21e74  No.375163

File: 6f42d8171636113⋯.png (201.55 KB, 439x490, 439:490, 1550256670968.png)

>>375162

>>375161

What happens in it?


61ea67  No.375164

>>375163

>his online blick bf comes to visit him

>they have a general chat about liking each other nothing too unusual

>big basket on the bed

>he describes it as his "medical basket"

>pulls out carrot looking dildo and says "THIS IS THE LARGEST DILATOR"


bcec46  No.375165

File: 269c601e4680393⋯.png (129.46 KB, 500x552, 125:138, vompepe3.png)


f66c4c  No.375166

File: 7c018c3bf1b56c1⋯.jpg (99.57 KB, 812x891, 812:891, nigetash.jpg)


94b641  No.375167

File: e11ce21e99b66d2⋯.png (371.46 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 531.png)


4da885  No.375168

File: 281d71ddf92d31c⋯.jpg (358.45 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, uncle ted.jpg)

>>375139

Several people last night said I look like a serial killer.


4da885  No.375169

>people say I look sweet and handsome but also psychopathic serial killer vibe

how do i get away with it lads


94b641  No.375170

>>375169

you look so harmless you there has to be something fucked up about you, that's how they see you.


4da885  No.375171

>>375170

no tbh

i think some people are genuinely scared of me smh


bcec46  No.375172

>I have two personalities

>the most pathetic manlet you will ever meet

>and TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH


f21e74  No.375173

File: 6dad45d227dd8a2⋯.jpg (101.66 KB, 632x1952, 79:244, 6dad45d227dd8a2a06717ec5ee….jpg)

>>375172

oh god


4da885  No.375174

File: 6d0722a3a27ff7a⋯.jpg (274.03 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, grinch.jpg)

>>375172

careful, or you'll end up like the boomer


f66c4c  No.375175

>>375169

Women want bad boys


94b641  No.375176

>>375172

lol, very good lad.

bully the manlet


4da885  No.375177

File: 3c79d1f3b54a31b⋯.png (46.98 KB, 650x773, 650:773, 1550275352662.png)


4da885  No.375178

File: 51c750f4f04ba8c⋯.png (9.68 KB, 454x408, 227:204, 51c750f4f04ba8c3be7a6d6911….png)


4da885  No.375179

File: 6b9a08a161a812e⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 548x500, 137:125, wojak.jpg)

>when a taller woman stands next to you and you get anxious


94b641  No.375180

>>375179

I'm sorry, I've never had that happen since I was 11.


94b641  No.375181

>>375179

tell me what it's like :)


8cb38a  No.375182

File: 78ac5e31f1feb5e⋯.png (371.08 KB, 714x545, 714:545, 78ac5e31f1feb5e00aa27fc03c….png)


4da885  No.375183

>>375181

intimidating in a hot way


f66c4c  No.375184

File: 797b3069de70e59⋯.jpg (84.23 KB, 615x640, 123:128, smug snackbar.jpg)

>>375179

>when you take your little one to a toddler group and take a look around, and it dawns on you that you tower above all the ladies there even though you're average height

womanlets smh


94b641  No.375185

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>375183

lol ok


f1c29e  No.375186

File: b29e123ad34b069⋯.jpg (216.04 KB, 1000x1399, 1000:1399, Dz__7LFVsAIyg0l.jpg)


4da885  No.375187

File: 28449ddfe6bdb7e⋯.jpg (252.37 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1549029757164.jpg)


e5d362  No.375188

>>375149

lad…?

>>375172

keek

>>375179

t. some people are genuinely scared of me


291011  No.375189

File: 3ef23af14abfff3⋯.png (21.81 KB, 385x525, 11:15, baby boi.PNG)

i'm not


61ea67  No.375190

File: 9b6bbaf0c31d32c⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1800x1800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I got another gnome today.


4da885  No.375191

>>375190

OBSESSED


e5d362  No.375192

File: 370d3c6d99614f7⋯.png (1.11 MB, 791x1024, 791:1024, ClipboardImage.png)


3ade77  No.375193

h


3ade77  No.375194

FOOTBALL

MAN UTD vs LIVERPOOL

ON NOW


f21e74  No.375195

File: e686bf67bc23c78⋯.gif (3.69 MB, 800x533, 800:533, 1503010534_lain dance.gif)


3ade77  No.375196

>>375190

I like your gnome lad.


4da885  No.375197

>tfw no white trash gf


e5d362  No.375198

File: 7d12856cfe9713d⋯.png (469.73 KB, 625x623, 625:623, ClipboardImage.png)


4da885  No.375199

>>375198

you can tell she has got one of these

maybe she even uses it on the prince


3ade77  No.375200

>>375199

>he even uses it on the prince

Disgusting tbh


61ea67  No.375201

>>375200

You should stop being so simple now. I'm female.

>>375199

I definitely am not a disgusting person who would use an 'ass gnome'. The closest thing that went up his bum was a grape that I threw at it when he was going to have a shower.


4da885  No.375202

File: c0dd5f37dca56c9⋯.jpg (98.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aa.jpg)

>>375201

>The closest thing that went up his bum was a grape that I threw at it when he was going to have a shower.


61ea67  No.375203

>>375202

It was meant to bounce off tbh.


4da885  No.375204

>>375203

you should get a slingshot and see if you can land it right on his hole


61ea67  No.375205

File: 31178ba3a60512d⋯.gif (105.23 KB, 511x512, 511:512, 1550699136546.gif)

>>375204

How naughty…


61ea67  No.375206

File: ddb7845b2897f16⋯.jpg (187.24 KB, 1160x1099, 1160:1099, 1546369052412.jpg)

>now this taste test was supposed to have been done by Ziggeh… but I'll go for second best

https://youtu.be/MNFqrmi5r6k?t=318


4da885  No.375207

File: 8aafba28119e3dc⋯.gif (2.59 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 1546860575634.gif)


4da885  No.375208

File: 05941f950cc6672⋯.jpg (74.84 KB, 740x429, 740:429, arthur morgan.jpg)

ZIGGEHHHH

WHERE ARE YA ZIGGEH


61ea67  No.375209

File: 7228d544f6ad7cc⋯.png (142.04 KB, 585x665, 117:133, bd551a95f9954d7f2196b8fe76….png)


61ea67  No.375210

File: 6f1b8ec73760f4a⋯.jpg (190.66 KB, 1080x1044, 30:29, Lee and Ziggeh in passiona….jpg)

>sent a prank email into work again this time with many Lee and Ziggeh pictures and a long email that they will have to take seriously but it's all just one big ruse


4da885  No.375211

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB, 300x441, 100:147, baste.jpg)


61ea67  No.375212

File: 465fc259e8a4e5e⋯.png (246.05 KB, 642x356, 321:178, 1535202400881.png)

>>375211

>take dog into vets with routine arthritic paw

>vet gives him lethal injection


3ade77  No.375213

>>375201

>stop being so simple now

I am simple else.

>>375210

What kind of dog is that and what race is that behind the dog?


e5d362  No.375214

File: 00246574191596d⋯.gif (1.98 MB, 300x164, 75:41, qf9a6iL.gif)


291011  No.375215

File: c65af43d853f38d⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1356x669, 452:223, btfo BIG time.PNG)

>>375199

>maybe she even uses it on the prince


e5d362  No.375216

File: 97d03028f3c574d⋯.png (676.41 KB, 500x741, 500:741, ClipboardImage.png)

OH NONO NONONO


291011  No.375217

File: cc1a125c3418d2a⋯.png (356.33 KB, 774x514, 387:257, 220 stone.PNG)


3ade77  No.375218

>>375216

Why do they always want to pretend our history is their history?


e5d362  No.375219

>>375218

because theirs is fucking embarrassing


4da885  No.375220

just wish this happened earlier tbh

smh


bae5df  No.375221

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)


bae5df  No.375222

File: cc713fb85b3a333⋯.jpg (103.07 KB, 580x326, 290:163, 1422206682039.jpg)

.


4da885  No.375223

>>375221

can see my posture improving tbh

my shoulders seem more broad since lifting


bae5df  No.375224

File: cffcad1b2f9c016⋯.jpg (203.34 KB, 774x1200, 129:200, 1459544024043.jpg)

>>375223

Good lad, keep up the good work, my posture was kinda fucked but been working on it for a while and it's gotten better, still more to do though.


bae5df  No.375225

File: c2dfee686684a8a⋯.png (426.87 KB, 763x392, 109:56, 143536245343535.png)

WORKOUT NOW LADS


291011  No.375226

File: 5b4f03caacfbf03⋯.png (476.9 KB, 1306x706, 653:353, Westie's trap music.PNG)

>>375223

you need to work on your traps


3ade77  No.375227

>>375225

No the football is on


291011  No.375228

File: b7ad2ce0e7f2caa⋯.png (634.42 KB, 443x708, 443:708, dorset_.PNG)

>>375114

>wonder what some of the lasses think of me when they look at me tbh

>im decent, some call me sweet


4da885  No.375229

>>375224

yeah its a nightmare

sitting down wreaks havoc on my back

>>375226

keek


bae5df  No.375230

File: a57f1d507d6f250⋯.png (157.72 KB, 361x286, 361:286, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


4da885  No.375231

>>375228

cant tell if that lads a taig or a mixed


bae5df  No.375232

File: ff0c9f0c2c39225⋯.png (190.49 KB, 508x405, 508:405, 70736dfe90292b6c8a4c2e1501….png)

>>375229

They should teach proper posture in schools lad, along with proper dieting and the affects it has on the body, and weight lifting instead of the shit they "teach". Modern "education" is such fucking trash.


bae5df  No.375233

File: 5f025f41b0761f0⋯.gif (498.69 KB, 245x240, 49:48, 1422236697230.gif)


4da885  No.375234

>>375232

tbh

they just let the girls and fatties sit it out at school


bae5df  No.375235

File: c5e1444d896c0e2⋯.png (10.03 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

>>375234

Smh lad.


f1c29e  No.375236

>>375232

school is basically training to be a compliant deskbound wagecuck


f66c4c  No.375237

>>375218

They're yanks, what can you expect?


291011  No.375238

Found a job for 22st


bae5df  No.375239

File: 540e9e2b6ac28c5⋯.png (87.32 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 540e9e2b6ac28c54024994fd8b….png)

>>375236

Pretty much lad.


4da885  No.375240

>>375235

its sad that people just dont fuckin care about their or others wellbeing


4da885  No.375241

File: 723fb90355f0143⋯.jpg (340.33 KB, 1672x2533, 1672:2533, 1549928768831.jpg)

>tfw no cute but sturdy 16yo wife who you own a 20000 acre sheep ranch with on the falklands

smh


bae5df  No.375242

>>375240

Npc's lad, they need to be "taught" to care.


f66c4c  No.375243

>>375234

pfft in my day they forced us wrong 'uns to take part in sporty things we didn't like just to reinforce our dislike of it


77bde5  No.375244

AMERICA


bae5df  No.375245

File: 2bc8220ed311d91⋯.png (15.66 KB, 700x576, 175:144, 1456583354896-2.png)


77bde5  No.375246

>>375245

AMERICA

AMERICA

AMERICA


bae5df  No.375247

File: 5a7644da97e703b⋯.png (171.49 KB, 500x457, 500:457, 1456583354896-3.png)

File: 5a7644da97e703b⋯.png (171.49 KB, 500x457, 500:457, 1456583354896-3.png)

File: 5a7644da97e703b⋯.png (171.49 KB, 500x457, 500:457, 1456583354896-3.png)

File: 5a7644da97e703b⋯.png (171.49 KB, 500x457, 500:457, 1456583354896-3.png)

File: 5a7644da97e703b⋯.png (171.49 KB, 500x457, 500:457, 1456583354896-3.png)


77bde5  No.375248

>>375247

THE STATES


291011  No.375249

File: 15c037caa91acb3⋯.jpg (45.2 KB, 531x793, 531:793, usa pmc.jpg)


bae5df  No.375250

File: ecb3886ee64230e⋯.png (232.03 KB, 644x618, 322:309, 7 days ascended dee dee.png)

*Eats a 2000+ calorie meal for breakfast.*

WE'RE GUNNA GET BIG LADS

EXCEPT 22ST HE'S BIG ENOUGH


bae5df  No.375251

File: 21fdeccaaeb28c9⋯.png (4.98 KB, 537x360, 179:120, 74883c62c98b66d776cf2c80b2….png)


4da885  No.375252

>>375250

>breakfast

b-but its 4pm…

what did you eat?


3ade77  No.375253

0-0

BORING


bae5df  No.375254

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)


4da885  No.375255

yes, football is boring and for low IQ morons


4da885  No.375256

>pies

shame lad, not good eating that


bae5df  No.375257

>>375256

I know lad but it's easy calories.


f66c4c  No.375258

>>375255

What about rugby football?


61ea67  No.375259

I am going to plant my primroses now.


4da885  No.375260

File: 77843fd0812f166⋯.png (112.47 KB, 812x760, 203:190, 1545534255310.png)

>>375257

smh smh


4da885  No.375261

>>375259

im going to plant my dick in a vagina now


746d65  No.375262

>>375256

Fuck you lad pies are amazing


77bde5  No.375263

>>375259

AMERICA!


77bde5  No.375264

>>375261

no yor not lol


4da885  No.375265

>>375264

correct

im going to plant my fist into your face instead

>>375262

i only like creampies tbh


f66c4c  No.375266

>>375261

Be sure to water it so it grows nice and big.


77bde5  No.375267

>>375265

AMERICA


bae5df  No.375268

File: 1823130d906e3f1⋯.jpg (21.34 KB, 400x388, 100:97, 1466970882342.jpg)


746d65  No.375269

>>375265

Bit gay


bae5df  No.375270

File: 3bf57c53b0cbe1c⋯.jpg (37.69 KB, 567x523, 567:523, 1456292172522-1.jpg)

>>375265

>i only like creampies tbh

Bit gay lad.


bae5df  No.375271

File: 9f88445ea1a0ba2⋯.jpg (96.04 KB, 792x558, 44:31, 1456583537886-2.jpg)


61ea67  No.375272

File: 095c169cfc83700⋯.png (23.89 KB, 200x200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375266

I don't think water will help him.


77bde5  No.375273

>>375269

AMERICA!


4da885  No.375274

>>375272

want to see my dick pic?


f66c4c  No.375275


bae5df  No.375276

File: a68c9867323372b⋯.png (57.44 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1456579165833-0.png)


bcec46  No.375277

File: 106ee27a5cc42d9⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1000x847, 1000:847, roasted.png)

>>375274

you finally got a photographic microscope?


4da885  No.375278

>>375277

yes, had to put it on 1000x zoom smh


bae5df  No.375279

File: 21fe2d26ef39b7b⋯.png (128.82 KB, 882x797, 882:797, 1456583537664-0.png)


61ea67  No.375280

File: 1c8aedc2a40167f⋯.jpg (55.44 KB, 870x870, 1:1, 1481370081022.jpg)


3ab415  No.375281

File: 5e1c60758ba3edf⋯.png (89.87 KB, 246x241, 246:241, 76d866400cdb5748544d8efa17….png)

went for a run and beat the time requirement for Tank Crewman by 9 seconds on my first try

but then i started sneezing and by now i am full on snuffle mode

drip, drip, drip


3ab415  No.375282

how are you all doing


bae5df  No.375283

File: 718aa77c3b6c592⋯.png (98.31 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 1424869046314.png)


bae5df  No.375284

File: 708c3598e4a38ca⋯.png (36.54 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1456388630451.png)

>>375282

Alright lad.


77bde5  No.375285

>>375277

america america america america


291011  No.375286

File: e6624d46aeb9f90⋯.webm (3.95 MB, 480x360, 4:3, yankee hotel foxtrot.webm)


3ade77  No.375287

>>375281

>1.5 mile run in 13 min 15 sec (14 min 30 sec for junior entry)

Wew, that's an entire minute more than what is allowed for RN entry.


77bde5  No.375288

File: 833ee68e19dcf3d⋯.mp4 (223.17 KB, 704x300, 176:75, dup btfo.mp4)


291011  No.375289

>>375288

Novembure


291011  No.375290

>>375287

>Wew, that's an entire minute more than what is allowed for RN entry.

They don't tell you it's a swim until you get there

Running is slang for swimming in the RN


bcec46  No.375291

File: 97049a58937021d⋯.png (154.71 KB, 400x400, 1:1, comfyjak.png)

>>375282

never even got dressed today tbh


3ade77  No.375292

>>375290

>they don't tell you it's a swim until you get there

The swim is 100m in 6mins after treading water for 2mins whilst wearing overalls lad. Army the same but without the overalls.


f66c4c  No.375293

File: 7d8f2f823656d14⋯.jpg (176.6 KB, 600x740, 30:37, Steve Ballmer.jpg)

>>375285

developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers


bcec46  No.375294

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>375293

This is very funny


3ade77  No.375295

MORE FOOTBALL

CHELSEA vs MAN CITY


e5d362  No.375296

File: 047c06270ffb059⋯.png (59.4 KB, 488x463, 488:463, 1512329417427.png)

>mummy spends the last 4 months having a go at me because "hurr when are you gonna get a jerb just apply for anything even if it's just a temporary job muh generation been working since I was 16 and left school"

>got an interview tomorrow and now she's having a go because "hurr pub work is that all you want to do with your life"


bcec46  No.375297

File: b34d0c58a2dbf40⋯.png (1.59 MB, 700x970, 70:97, fuckerberg.png)


291011  No.375298

>>375292

In the sea?


3ade77  No.375299

>>375296

>pub work

Is it local lad? Can you give us free pints?


3ade77  No.375300

>>375298

In a swimming pool.


291011  No.375301

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Buckle up, it's Gaywalk robot time


291011  No.375302

>Only Ahabs would make a mincing robot


f66c4c  No.375303

>>375296

If you hadn't noticed, our forebears are psychopathic.


291011  No.375304

>>375300

>'cos when you get thrown overboard by other ratings for teh lulz you land in a swimming pool


bcec46  No.375305

>>375303

actually a really hot take

they are definitely fucked up from living during the height of the age of plenty and having everything piss easy for life


77bde5  No.375306

>>375301

Is that the guy in a suit they were trying to pass off as a real robot?


f21e74  No.375307

File: da8af2ff62ffe8b⋯.gif (10.63 KB, 209x301, 209:301, 1546951892818.gif)

>>375296

>make fun of you for not having a job

>make fun of you for having a minimum wage job

they had it better in their youth they should be more understanding


291011  No.375308

>>375306

probably


77bde5  No.375309

>>375305

There does seem to be a real mental block there when it comes to recognising that things are not necessarily just going to turn out okay.


e5d362  No.375310

File: 334d5337e1d2616⋯.png (415.51 KB, 476x550, 238:275, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375299

Only when the manager's not looking

>>375303

>>375305

Agree tbh they seem to be under some delusion that they're the generation before them

>>375307

It's not even minimum wage it's £8-£9 an hour for my age I would be earning more than her if I was in the same age-wage bracket


3ade77  No.375311

File: 3793c1e1df82ebf⋯.jpg (48.59 KB, 615x409, 615:409, IMG_3428.JPG)

>>375304

>other ratings

Are you a member of the hoi polloi lad?


4da885  No.375312

at least your family care about you being a NEET

mine dont give a shit and would not care if i spent the rest of my life unemployed


3ade77  No.375313

>>375310

>only when the manager's not looking

Are you allowed to be bought drinks by the regulars lad or is it one of those corporate pubs where you're not allowed to drink whilst working?


e5d362  No.375314

>>375313

Haven't done the interview yet lid idk. I worked for the same company last year and officially it was no drinking at work but the manager at that pub was cool with it under certain circumstances i.e. band night or after closing time and it's just the regulars hanging about.

With customers buying you a drink procedure is you print an itemised receipt, circle what's yours and get your manager to sign it, then usually you have to use it before the next stockup (unless it's like the night before).


3ab415  No.375315

File: afcaa8b66dcc21f⋯.gif (852.09 KB, 640x360, 16:9, tumblr_n36s06wKQF1ragbcqo1….gif)

>>375291

come on lad get washed at least

>>375284

good lad

>>375292

>army the same but without the overalls

they don't make you swim in the army

do they?


f1c29e  No.375316

Why are ppl joining in the forces? It's not the glory days of empire any more. You will just get used as pawns for neolibral globalism.


c9d3ee  No.375317


4da885  No.375318

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>375316

nobody cares mate


f21e74  No.375319

>>375316

mans gotta eat


f1c29e  No.375320

>>375318

no skin off my nose if they die for the globalists


4da885  No.375321

>>375320

maybe some people enjoy the lifestyle


c9d3ee  No.375322

>>375318

Her skin looks like Dorset skin


4da885  No.375323


c9d3ee  No.375324

File: 8b8a0d671f2f165⋯.png (493.17 KB, 1436x900, 359:225, ClipboardImage.png)

spot me wessex


126a78  No.375325

had a dream all of Dorset's skin fell off


c9d3ee  No.375326

and then wessex comes back with a naughty comment like it'd be hard not to spot her(because she's so BIG and JUICY)


3ade77  No.375327

>>375315

>they don't make you swim in the army

They do lad, but passing isn't necessary to continue beyond basic training.

can you not swim?


4da885  No.375328

File: 01c3c628180d3e2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 670.37 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1548438536659.jpg)


f1c29e  No.375329

File: 444fcc9c5958b96⋯.png (1.01 MB, 675x1200, 9:16, Dyga70ZWkAA1fZC.png)


c9d3ee  No.375330

>>375328

kek those hips are unreal. a bit block of cement

>>375327

He's a tank, lad. He's meant for land warfare


c9d3ee  No.375331


61ea67  No.375332

>>375315

I had to swim in my clothes in first school swimming lessons so they probably do something similar in the army.


bae5df  No.375333

File: f496179f414ab80⋯.jpg (317.57 KB, 1436x1080, 359:270, 1430522694270.jpg)


bae5df  No.375334

File: 1ed65cbb8068fc6⋯.jpg (28.07 KB, 375x421, 375:421, 1431185721653-0.jpg)


4da885  No.375335

>>375332

*thinks about your nipples getting wet and erect*


c9d3ee  No.375336

File: eaff8f5687bd923⋯.png (3.45 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 0ffdee515f1ddf6e4dfa2aa72a….png)

>>375335

and then getting nice and bloody chafing against her shirt


4da885  No.375337

File: 5e048556a65439e⋯.jpg (63.29 KB, 526x400, 263:200, devilpepe.jpg)


291011  No.375338

File: 65cb9fbb542d82e⋯.mp4 (3.36 MB, 384x288, 4:3, 'sheep dip' (Endurance Cou….mp4)

>>375315

>they don't make you swim in the army

They make you play with quite a lot of water in the army lad

You don't have to be in the Marines, Navy or Paras either

One of the easiest bits is the sheep dip

>


291011  No.375339

File: e541e07190e4b5b⋯.png (188.83 KB, 875x412, 875:412, lighthouse Norway.PNG)


61ea67  No.375340

File: 145e2630f35f512⋯.png (638.24 KB, 490x644, 35:46, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4eadf219565ba69⋯.png (677.58 KB, 494x630, 247:315, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 63ac40642ef6aa4⋯.png (880.54 KB, 863x586, 863:586, ClipboardImage.png)

Here are the primroses I just put into the urn by the door. First gardening 'job' of the year. I think they look beautiful.

Also, here is my new gnome with the other two I got last week. Next time it go to the Asda I will get another.


c9d3ee  No.375341

>>375339

don't like the idea of waiting on another person tbh


291011  No.375342

>>375341

You just fetch the firewood every day 209 steps - clean the island and gut the cod


c9d3ee  No.375343

>>375340

They look okay I guess.

That gnome is great though keeeek. It's perfect.

>>375342

while being around an old wombyn.


3ade77  No.375344

>>375340

Looks very nice lax. Do they do white primroses? Would add to it.


291011  No.375345

>>375343

>while being around an old wombyn.

You might fall in love with her


f1c29e  No.375346

>>375339

>job

>volunteering


291011  No.375347

>>375346

He's fucking volunteering now practically


61ea67  No.375348

>>375341

>pay for holiday to Norway

>beautiful country

>excited to see what the country has in store and what adventures I can get up to

>get promised "scenic roadrip"

>arrive at lighthouse

>greeted by a 22st man in a robe

>doesn't say much only grunts

>leads me to a room that is full of mouse droppings and empty sweet bags

>says this will be my room

>pull back the covers desperate to sleep after a long journey figuring I can have a chat with him in the morning

>sheets are crusty with crisp and bun crumbs

>hear strange belches in the middle of the night

>door swings open

>the robed man grunts at me to follow

>have no choice

>get ushered into a van

>get grunted at and handed a Monster

>say thanks

>get a belch in reply

>driving around icy roads at a ridiculous speed

>get grunted at as he pulls up to a warehouse and he holds up his hand as if to say "wait there"

>almost get groped by civics but he grunts them away

>gets handed another Monster

>turns out we're delivering newspapers

>get handed newspapers to deliver down long, dark and dangerous driveways

>tummy grumbles

>go for one of the buns on the seat

>almost get my arm torn off by the 22st beast

>he grunts at shop and pulls over

>go inside

>buy a sandwich

>2 million Noks

>figure that it's just the European way of doing things and not some Norwegian taking advantage of foreigners

>return to van to find 22st beast gone

>turns out he's walking across a lake babbling to himself with phone out

>figure that if he falls through the ice I'm stranded in a strange land

>he returns to the van

>belches in acknowledgement and we drive away

>gets his phone out when driving

>OOOH HEEELOOO NOOBREET ROADS ARE VEEERY SLEEEPY TOEDAY EEEM EEN MY VUN

>feel like I'm close to death

>OOOH YES AND FOOOK BUSSMAN ARM I ROIGHT LUDS

>finally arrive back at the lighthouse

>ready for a proper meal as promised in the holiday advert

>ask my host when dinner will be

>he shrugs as he opens a bag full of stashed sweeties and crisps

>realise that I'm better just starving to death

>go to retire to my squalid room for the evening

>SAYUM TIYUM TOEMORROW LUSS


c9d3ee  No.375349

>>375348

>turns out he's walking across a lake babbling to himself with phone out

top kek

>OOOH HEEELOOO NOOBREET ROADS ARE VEEERY SLEEEPY TOEDAY EEEM EEN MY VUN

>OOOH YES AND FOOOK BUSSMAN ARM I ROIGHT LUDS

fuck off making me laugh out loud smh

>>375347

no smh


61ea67  No.375350

File: 170f5df242dc7c7⋯.png (1.95 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5550c01e546a356⋯.png (178.75 KB, 265x265, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 230c456850e7271⋯.png (1.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 54bfba982c68ab1⋯.png (434.5 KB, 360x480, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375344

They do all sorts of colours of primrose. It's a trusted winter/early spring flower. Being able to withstand cold conditions and very bright and colourful. I would like to add more but it's a very tight squeeze. There are three plants of each colour in a single pot. For £2 it was a very good deal and I tried to separate them to do an alternating pattern but the roots were quite tight.

I'll do another arrangement sometime. I've always fancied doing a red, white and blue pot. I did get a red lupin, blue lupin, and white foxflove today, so the theme was in mind of sorts.


c9d3ee  No.375351

had to reheat some taco since I didn't wand sodd smh


126a78  No.375352

>>375351

is salted mutton a thing in norg?


c9d3ee  No.375353

File: bbbde251cdaf5cb⋯.png (663.01 KB, 956x390, 478:195, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375352

sure it is, never had it really. Rarely had mutton at all, but our national dish is cooked mutton.


291011  No.375354

File: c5c940aac5e5ef5⋯.png (2.02 MB, 1080x1177, 1080:1177, big tit honk.png)

>>375349

>no smh

Your parents are a million nokers in debnts, you are a toil slave earning nuffin working for a toilberg


3ab415  No.375355

File: f6a2f11e64d8f8b⋯.jpg (570.54 KB, 2045x1537, 2045:1537, __reizei_mako_girls_und_pa….jpg)

>>375327

>>375338

didn't know that, but yeah i can swim. used to to a mean backstroke as a kid tbh

theres nothing about it in any of the info ive been given though so maybe they have changed it

>>375340

primroses look lovely dear. gnomes are dreadful.

>>375348

keeeeeeeek


3ade77  No.375356

>>375350

>trusted winter/early spring flower

How do flowers work? Do you buy new ones every year or do they come back?


3ab415  No.375357

>>375354

where did this honk memi come from anyhoo

>>375356

>>375350

yeah lass redpill us on flowers


c9d3ee  No.375358

>>375354

I'll just move in with my brother when I have to smh


291011  No.375359

File: 76312212c95b20f⋯.png (269.08 KB, 419x580, 419:580, westielad.PNG)

>>375358

>I'll just move in with my brother when I have to smh

Is he a downie as well?


c9d3ee  No.375360

>>375359

nah he's pretty smart


3ab415  No.375361

>>375360

BLUE EYES VERY INTELLIGENT


f1c29e  No.375362

File: b631d3dd9e40036⋯.jpg (2.09 MB, 2000x1091, 2000:1091, 72668704_p0.jpg)


c9d3ee  No.375363

>>375361

wdhmbt


bcec46  No.375364

File: c932db0448fa4f8⋯.png (15.1 KB, 500x500, 1:1, mischevious grinch without….png)

File: 5d0ac713bdf1ad4⋯.png (194.17 KB, 266x429, 266:429, chipvarg.png)

>>375361

>leaves out the young man bit because 22st isn't

>>375363

apparently it's what middle easterners called varg when he lived there


c9d3ee  No.375365

>>375364

oh keek. Guess that says something about them


3ab415  No.375366

>>375363

>>375364

>not being informed on deep varg lore

smh lad thought you were better than this


c9d3ee  No.375367

>>375366

why don't you pull a panzie and not post in the thread?


bcec46  No.375368

don't be mean you ginger minger smh


a595c2  No.375369

>>375155

>not an islamic shithole country that exists solely to smuggle drugs and gypsies?

it's not their fault they happened to be stuck in the southeastern balkans, vulnerable to infestation by turks and gypsies. not everyone has the fortune of being an island country with a dominant navy

>>375296

beat her

>>375316

this, LE & mil are cuck mercs of the jew world order


c9d3ee  No.375370

File: 2b9290a0b2d2b78⋯.jpg (6.43 KB, 204x163, 204:163, 2b9290a0b2d2b78b8d6d7c11c2….jpg)

>>375368

>tfw it worked


bcec46  No.375371

>>375370

more annoyed at spic being a yank and not understanding anything about europe and thinking he's qualified to redraw borders tbh


e5d362  No.375372

File: 164f599e446cf13⋯.png (294.05 KB, 524x601, 524:601, ClipboardImage.png)

>your grandad left school when he was 13 and he always had a job right until he died he died even if it was just a weekend thing

HE WAS BORN IN THE FUCKING VICTORIAN ERA RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


77bde5  No.375373

>>375372

>grandad came that close to starting a family business, and then didn't


61ea67  No.375374

File: 829364aa834e443⋯.png (267.46 KB, 772x579, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 790ded5fc7f05a7⋯.png (2.15 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d18a08f5afac48a⋯.png (723.76 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375356

>>375357

>How do flowers work? Do you buy new ones every year or do they come back?

It all depends on the flower. Let's not speak of shrubs here, but just what would typically be labelled as flowers (think multi-packs like first pic).

In most cases these will not come back every year. They require little maintenance. Dead-heading is a must, which is just picking over the dead flower heads so it encourages further growth. Watering of course, very quick and easy to look after. Generally cheapest in store (by a couple of pounds - I'll come back to this point later), more likely to have offers. These are good for filling gaps when you have spaces of dirt here and there in flower beds. Good for baskets and planters.

Key words to look out for when buying these

>seasonal

>annual

>'remove at end of growing season'

>half hardy

>bedding

>'flowers until first frost'

Ones that might come back with some around the year care are Violas, Pansies, Primroses. Basically because these are okay to be kept in the colder months so generally do okay in the winter. Violas and pansies are generally sold in garden centres all year round.

One plant that I often see sold as a bedding plant AND as a perennial (see below) are Dianthus (sold also as Garden Pinks - not all are pink). Beautiful varieties are available in a vast range of colours. I have different types of pink ones, pink/white ones that look like cocktail umbrellas, white frilly ones, and red frilly ones. I must get some purple ones this year. These come back every year from my experience even when sold as bedding plants. A great investment for any English garden.

Now onto my recommendations - Perennials. These are a little more work than bedding plants. They need to be cut down and worked on a little more than annuals, but they are well worth it. Pic 2 is a typical "cottage garden". Great for bees and butterflies (IMPORTANT!) and really creates a full, traditional look. In winter, it'll look bare, very bare, so do add some shrubs in that are evergreen to keep some fullness in here and there. These are more expensive in garden centres (can be bought online in multi-packs for much cheaper but you run the risk of it not being transported correctly), but these are a good investment. For couple of pounds more you'll have a plant that lasts years and years with proper care. Some come back more powerful as the years go by. Water, tending to them, cutting, sometimes treating the soil when the growing period is done. If you were filling a garden, fill with these rather than with bedding that will die in a year. Cheaper, reliable, and perfect for England.

Sometimes you'll find annual and perennial plants with the same name. It's the same type of plant, just different varieties. The Geranium is popular in this country and the vivid red ones in Pic 3 are sold as annuals. I had one a few years ago that came back again after a mild winter but generally these die off after first frost. Pic 4 is also a Geranium but it's a perennial. It's much more dainty, less vivid, but it's bound to come back year after year. Also, it spreads a lot more than the annual so is a better overall space filler.


61ea67  No.375375

File: f7c3d8796b4b26c⋯.png (1.46 MB, 940x940, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375374

Apologies, pic 3 is the perennial. I've attached the picture of the annual.


bcec46  No.375376

File: 725df3cc9266bc4⋯.png (468.41 KB, 540x511, 540:511, Sweaty LQ pepe.png)

>look up

>absolutely huge strings of cobweb reaching from the corner of the room to the light, maybe over 2 meters

>wafting in the air that is blowing through the tiny opening in my window that won't shut

>or being pulled by something absolutely massive hiding on top of the shelving unit

>the web lines crisscross around most of the ceiling

ngl lads might be time to put the long hoover attachment on and clean up, but what if I anger whatever made them?


746d65  No.375377

>>375375

>>375374

Goodlass, been working on our vegetable garden and polytunnel this past week


61ea67  No.375378

File: 9b10ba4fb5b2201⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.42 MB, 1200x951, 400:317, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375376

GONNA GET CHA


61ea67  No.375379

>>375377

Excellent! What are you growing?


e5d362  No.375380

>>375376

Once woke up and a spider had made a web from my nose to my ceiling lampshade.


746d65  No.375381

>>375379

Peppers, chillies, leeks, tomatoes, beetroot, corgettes, all sorts really


a595c2  No.375382

File: 860e02ed07df2bb⋯.png (1.25 MB, 5976x4374, 332:243, ideal yurop.png)

File: 0c946bad3da7624⋯.png (1.27 MB, 5976x4374, 332:243, ideal yurop sea zones 0.png)

File: a21b65b039a77f6⋯.png (1.27 MB, 5976x4374, 332:243, ideal yurop sea zones.png)

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File: 5c2d969be2395c7⋯.jpg (704.17 KB, 1811x1169, 1811:1169, 0a206695df114a069545b19791….jpg)

>>375371

it's perfect though. I've also been working on a sea zones version but using pre-generated sea "provinces" is bullshit really, would be better to remove those lines and generate them according to the EEZ method with international waters in between


c9d3ee  No.375383

>>375376

what if it was a cute human woman of legal age who made them?


61ea67  No.375384

>>375381

Much more than I am. I hope you have a very productive year. Do you grow from seed or get the plug plants?


61ea67  No.375385

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

LEE AND KAY GOT A NEW DOG ALREADY


c9d3ee  No.375386

>>375385

need it for that dog content


291011  No.375387

File: e547bf3a3fa961c⋯.mp4 (140.67 KB, 240x240, 1:1, Spider defence.mp4)

>>375376

you need to mount a proper attack and defence


c9d3ee  No.375388

>Curly

>no curls

it's like with little John


61ea67  No.375389

>>375388

Nigh nigh Curleh see yah in mornin pal.

Sounds shit.


a595c2  No.375390

File: f6720e794075e38⋯.webm (2.03 MB, 854x480, 427:240, donkeykong.webm)


c9d3ee  No.375391

THE FIRST TIME CURLEH IS ON IS LAST WALK


f1c29e  No.375392

>>375376

normally this time of year they are moving outdoors not the other way round


c9d3ee  No.375393

>you can't even tell the difference

top fucking kek this lad


746d65  No.375394

>>375384

Thanks lass, you too.

>Do you grow from seed or get the plug plants

Normally get plug plants but a fair bit was left behind last year so I'm just tempted to chuck muck on, water and see what pops up


bcec46  No.375395

more scared of the idea that spic is the average shit yank and that they all think it's a good idea to arbitrarily redraw borders without consulting any of the inhabitants tbh

cleaned up a bit, it's very hard smh

over 300 years the upper floors have sagged so much the rooms are like 3 meters tall

>>375383

kay might fit up there but I would still see

>>375392

hopefully that's why


61ea67  No.375396

>>375395

He said 'cute', lad.


bcec46  No.375397

File: 1dc62273ef3f9e1⋯.png (9.15 KB, 418x408, 209:204, flustered pepe.png)

>too autistic to take the roundabout compliment at face value

>too autistic to realize I didn't realize the implications and just mean a person of vertically challenged size


c9d3ee  No.375398

Got a new route and it is fucking shit

>3 days a week

>1 hour drive to and from work


bcec46  No.375399

we're watching some gook cartoon about unicycle riders on venus fighting a war or something tonight btw


c9d3ee  No.375400

>>375397

Have you seen her, lad? Keek


bcec46  No.375401

>>375400

just the one sexy bed pic from that one time


77bde5  No.375402

>>375399

sounds amazing.


e5d362  No.375403

>>375398

aren't there any other driving jobs you could do?


746d65  No.375404

>>375401

>the one sexy bed pic from that one time

I am intrigued


c9d3ee  No.375405

>>375403

Newspapers, but I was hoping for another route north. Hopefully this will just be something while he finds something else


c9d3ee  No.375406

it is a relatively short rout ebut it takes a lot of hours, which means a lot of stops and shit. fuck's sake.


61ea67  No.375407

File: 6f1b8ec73760f4a⋯.jpg (190.66 KB, 1080x1044, 30:29, Lee and Ziggeh in passiona….jpg)

>Lee says that Curleh is "more butch" than Ziggeh

Oh no. It's already started.


c9d3ee  No.375408

if it doesn't have the commuting time it might not be so bad, maybe I drive to work in the van. We'll see. Still 3 fucking days ahhhhh


61ea67  No.375409

I don't think I like Curleh. I prefer docile and twinkish Ziggeh.


f21e74  No.375410

File: 5b991128005d0de⋯.png (285.85 KB, 900x658, 450:329, Norf Fc.png)

'ate ziggehposting


291011  No.375411

>>375405

You should get a job putting up posters in bus shelters and trainstations and then use your artistic skills to deface them


c9d3ee  No.375412

>>375411

started looking for a new job tbh. Will have a chat with bossman tomorrow, if he says this will be a job he wants me to do and there is no chance of anything better then fuck him


3ab415  No.375413

>>375374

>Ones that might come back with some around the year care are Violas, Panzies, Primroses. Basically because these are okay to be kept in the colder months so generally do okay in the winter. Violas and panzies are generally sold in garden centres all year round.


61ea67  No.375414

File: b475699cddd5984⋯.png (588.49 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375413

Got your face pic now. Time's up, pal.


3ab415  No.375415

File: 953a18e67fbf062⋯.png (264.75 KB, 1014x800, 507:400, 56178438_p18.png)

>>375414

fuck oh no


a595c2  No.375416

>>375405

>>375406

bossman's a cunt tbh, you should start looking for some other employer, then if you find one give him a few weeks notice and use him as a reference

also phone your representatives and demand better vikang labor laws


e5d362  No.375417

Is your vehicle an automatic transmission 22st?


c9d3ee  No.375418

>>375417

It varies


3ab415  No.375419

>>375417

>>375418

yeah it's a nonbinary genderfluid van


291011  No.375420

>yeah it's a nonbinary genderfluid van

POOF!


61ea67  No.375421

File: 56af733507b55d0⋯.png (724.25 KB, 838x556, 419:278, ClipboardImage.png)

POP


c9d3ee  No.375422

File: 0d38bb16fc4e562⋯.png (3.37 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

My van was automatic. The one whose engine is dead.


c9d3ee  No.375423

>>375421

>when kay drives so slowly around curves that the tyres that were full of air deflates


291011  No.375424

>>375422

Mercedes are crap vans since they started with the Vito Viano Sprinter and expensive. VW Crafter is better apparently


c9d3ee  No.375425

>>375424

it was the best van I have driven so far


f66c4c  No.375426

File: e85112ca86c975d⋯.webm (4.84 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Why are we all here.webm)

>>375382

>everything about this post


247a0d  No.375427

File: 1b82ecaf059b2e5⋯.png (4.04 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ff5e382091efa484c6c0e8aa96….png)

>>375425

>it was the best van I have driven so far

you sound so mature when you talk about work stuff


291011  No.375428

File: 63391c29ae855a8⋯.jpg (100.8 KB, 960x624, 20:13, barf.jpg)

>375427


c9d3ee  No.375429

>>375427

I usually have smaller wares in the seat to make for a quick delivery but I'd let you ride with me if you wanted tbh. Need the seat for newspapers tonight though.


f1c29e  No.375430

File: 3e67532aeb3f65d⋯.jpg (117.52 KB, 614x768, 307:384, 1502844418648.jpg)

tfs never driven a van in my entire life


e5d362  No.375431

>>375430

fucking bethesda character creation


a595c2  No.375432

>>375430

I drove an SUV down a street once, biggest stronkest vehicle I've domineered. was kinda fun, other than that I've only driven sedans


a595c2  No.375433

>drove

>driven

which is it? did I do that correctly?


247a0d  No.375434

>>375430

i hate that guy in the pic, what's wrong with him? does he have AIDS? how did he become a meme?


c9d3ee  No.375435

>>375433

Drove is right you dummy, they are different tenses


247a0d  No.375436

File: b7c5f1f3744fb04⋯.png (43.81 KB, 1791x1950, 597:650, 83971c12e9ef102d991f143a9f….png)

>>375429

that would be great


e5d362  No.375437

>>375433

I drove to the mall myself

I was driven to the mall by my friend


e5d362  No.375438

>>375433

I drove to the mall myself

I was driven to the mall by my friend

>>375435

No they aren't they're both past tense


f1c29e  No.375439


a595c2  No.375440

>>375437

so would "other than that I've only driven sedans" be correct, or would it be "drove"?


e5d362  No.375441

>>375440

in that context driven would be correct


291011  No.375442

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>375429

>I'd let you ride with me

The Poster Formerly Known As Bins invited to visit the abominable snownigger


c9d3ee  No.375443

>>375438

>No they aren't they're both past tense

what word do you use to differentiate them?


291011  No.375444

>375443

>what word do you use to differentiate them?

asking a yank the obvious

drove NIGGUH!

driven NIGGUH!


3ab415  No.375445

File: fb1b3c31647281d⋯.jpg (9.66 KB, 314x357, 314:357, 10421119_1510667369156709_….jpg)

>>375439

>johnny soys

that thing wouldn't know what masculinity or manhood was if it hit them with a truck full of testosterone


3ab415  No.375446

@wessex its 8pm


e5d362  No.375447

>>375444

>yank

fuck off cunt you see a burger flag on my posts?


a595c2  No.375448

File: 0e222094366aab0⋯.jpg (61.67 KB, 500x618, 250:309, 0e222094366aab04525634d3e9….jpg)

>>375447

>but call him a yank and be amazed at how he recoils, how he shrinks back, "I've been found out"


e5d362  No.375449

>>375443

Drove is the past tense of drive, driven is the past participle and is used with another auxiliary verb such as "has/have/had"


c9d3ee  No.375450

>>375449

alright


291011  No.375451

>>375447

t.yank


e5d362  No.375452

File: ada6309e6877a72⋯.png (284.86 KB, 598x353, 598:353, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375448

How's that heritage working out for you, mutt?


bcec46  No.375453

>another greyhound they will not treat properly and let get fat and arthritic

kind of want to go to sheffield and punch lee and his mum tbh


e5d362  No.375454

>>375453

better than being sold to the Chinks for meat when it gets too old to race anymore


61ea67  No.375455

File: bba5ca9af10cd3b⋯.png (294.25 KB, 530x457, 530:457, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f23db4ae7fa1e05⋯.png (438.46 KB, 529x537, 529:537, ClipboardImage.png)

ZIGGEH LIVES ON


bcec46  No.375456


bcec46  No.375457

big ol bowl of choona pasta wiv vegtaballs


e5d362  No.375458

>>375457

>fish

enjoy the microplastics


bcec46  No.375459

>>375458

tastes pretty nice tbh


c9d3ee  No.375460

File: 7b83a96e7193ee8⋯.png (47.97 KB, 620x450, 62:45, 7b83a96e7193ee89a1e1051681….png)

>look up drawing tutorials

>all that work


291011  No.375461

>>375452

top kek


f66c4c  No.375462

>>375440

I drove

I have driven


bcec46  No.375463

File: 81b5774e9e8e9c9⋯.png (725.97 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, autistic taxi pepe.png)

I drive


f66c4c  No.375464

File: 97195d17c93f54c⋯.mp4 (4.49 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Assad drive.mp4)


bcec46  No.375465


c9d3ee  No.375466

>Melatonin is a hormone that regulates sleep-wake cycles.[3] It is primarily released by the pineal gland.[3][4] As a supplement, it is often used for the short-term treatment of trouble sleeping such as from jet lag or shift work.[5][6] Evidence of benefit, however, is unclear.[7] One review found onset of sleep occurred 6 minutes faster with use but found no change in total time asleep

so if it takes me 2 hours to fall asleep it will do barely anything at all keeeeek


0db004  No.375467

introduced the lass to Kay's cooking

she was genuinely horrified


a595c2  No.375468

>>375467

that lady and her son are really disgusting, terrible genetics. her idea of """cooking""" is vile


c9d3ee  No.375469

>>375468

>bullying pure anglos


61ea67  No.375470

>>375468

Have you seen Curleh yet?


a595c2  No.375471

>>375470

I've seen the pics people have posted here, never got into their channel really. I watched a few videos and was grossed out, she uses (((nonstick))) pans. not much into doges either


c9d3ee  No.375472

>>375471

>he thinks Curleh is the name of the dog they've always had


0db004  No.375473

who sold those two halfwits another dog

how do they afford it


c9d3ee  No.375474

>>375473

shelter dog probably given that it's already old


a595c2  No.375475

>>375472

ziggy/ziggeh was their old doge that died 'cause they feed it her disgusting species-inappropriate food, curly/curley is the replacement, right?


a595c2  No.375476

curly/curleh*


61ea67  No.375477

>>375473

>>375474

They adopt former racing greyhounds when they get too old to race.


c9d3ee  No.375478

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Short Varg


61ea67  No.375479

File: 2d6c9fee30d78aa⋯.jpg (215.93 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ziggy sleeping.jpg)

Nigh nigh


291011  No.375480

>>375477

They adopt food way past it's sell by date so I'm not at all surprised


61ea67  No.375481

File: a19d6de7cd04388⋯.png (10.38 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 1551043893144.png)

>say that I am going to bed

>see pic related

>can't stop laughing


bcec46  No.375482

File: 39ec272a5a3445b⋯.png (156.07 KB, 360x359, 360:359, autismpepe.png)


c9d3ee  No.375483

File: 6e2da344ab39655⋯.png (676.46 KB, 1580x584, 395:146, ClipboardImage.png)

>>375479

nigh nigh

>>375481

That's a wine aunt elephant that's feeling cheeky after rejecting her calf so she could afford some more cheap spirits smh


c9d3ee  No.375484

>going to bed as I am going to work

later lids


c9d3ee  No.375485

so fucking windy


bcec46  No.375486

>>375484

have a nice wage


a595c2  No.375487

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

bring your food to you


f81053  No.375488

File: 5cd0fe04f056747⋯.jpg (111.05 KB, 960x718, 480:359, whitesupremacists.jpg)

>this is what boomer liberals actually believe


77bde5  No.375489

>>375488

Lel. When was the last time?


77bde5  No.375490

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

GAANDAMUU

>looked for the OP and got the whole first episode


0db004  No.375491

File: 004c748c5f386b5⋯.jpg (54.11 KB, 720x960, 3:4, DYO3axvWAAEI7Ob.jpg)


0db004  No.375492

>no new frances pics for a while

: (


c818b5  No.375493

>here is your work car dude

>hands me keys to a car whose tyres are flat

>two doors are permanently closed

>males scraping sound when shifting gears

>emergency break does not hold on a5 hill

>dash is too small for newspapers and there are no phone holders

Nah fuck that i will just use my own


291011  No.375494


f81053  No.375495

File: b09c1f3db7156ef⋯.png (13.24 KB, 978x1150, 489:575, 525b84311f6133f9ee45b28a8b….png)

>>375494

take that BACK


77bde5  No.375496

>>375490

>had to sit and watch the whole episode once it started

It's so good, lids.


a595c2  No.375497

File: a68ddb48c316a17⋯.jpg (525.28 KB, 1233x687, 411:229, male-model-makeover-mps-ny….jpg)

we have the technology


77bde5  No.375498

>>375497

Why did it make his hair gay?


a595c2  No.375499

>>375498

idk why he did the sam hyde blonde hair dye, looks stupid with the brown eyebrows right next door. color contacts look better but are obviously fake. jaw difference is night and day though, maybe if it were toned down a little bit people that have never seen him before might believe it


3ade77  No.375500

>>375492

>>no new frances pics for a while

Good.

>>375497

Do Americans consider that creature to be huwhite?


a595c2  No.375501

File: 129bde7ae76d813⋯.jpg (182.34 KB, 1425x1125, 19:15, 229dfd5604e7675a27aa4b7bfa….jpg)

>>375500

>Do Americans consider that creature to be huwhite?

yeah most would. he looks southern italian to me but maybe he could be a spic, idk. the him on the left is a pretty common phenotype, I've seen people that look very similar


c9d3ee  No.375502

>>375501

>yeah most would

smh


45ad18  No.375503

File: 89511f8903fb6c6⋯.png (733.32 KB, 1421x759, 1421:759, Erick Hayden.PNG)

Lads?


1296d7  No.375504

>>375503

Hey (1) lid


45ad18  No.375505

>>375504

Make that (2) tbh


1296d7  No.375506

>>375505

Up early or late, lid?


1296d7  No.375507

nigh nigh


45ad18  No.375508

>>375506

Always up early smh, having trouble with sleep as usual


45ad18  No.375509

>>375507

see you in mornin pal


1628e3  No.375510

File: 7228d544f6ad7cc⋯.png (142.04 KB, 585x665, 117:133, EEA6C017-EC15-4483-ADAF-6B….png)

File: 8a05360221b32ce⋯.jpeg (97.82 KB, 583x194, 583:194, 7D95EB95-D321-484D-B020-8….jpeg)

NOOOOOOOOOO


f1c29e  No.375511

File: 27be51b4211715f⋯.jpg (67.72 KB, 750x767, 750:767, D0NAiwWX4AAkVdJ.jpg)

GET BACK TO WORK WAGIES


94b641  No.375512

File: 4d78539aba7953d⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, lilrescat.png)

File: deb61e1dc516d5d⋯.png (1.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, weenuk.png)

check it out, it's my cat. it's