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Just what you need to make you feel better

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97def5 No.284016

We still believe

Tears for heroes

Dressed in grey white

No plans for final day

Stay in bed drift away

It could have been all

Songs in the street

It was nearly complete

It was nearly so sweet

It's still coming home in 2020, watch out world

This will be the last football themed thread before we return to regular programming

In other gay political news:

>Drumpf has arrived in Britain to stir shit up

>May's government is falling apart and Gove is probably going to leave soon

>OOO JEREMY CORBYN is ready to take advantage in the case of a snap general election

>Brexit is going down the shitter

>Nige says he might come back while UKIP becomes more irrelevant with each passing day

97def5 No.284018


fuck off that's a banning

5136b3 No.284019

File: e6245fec8bc7958⋯.png (147.55 KB, 500x280, 25:14, 1531163528762.png)

wtfs gonig on with the threads

8efa62 No.284021


8b729e No.284022

delete this thread

af89c5 No.284023


132e96 No.284024

File: 92d62dd21f59b81⋯.png (479.78 KB, 730x1000, 73:100, __astolfo_fate_grand_order….png)

don't delet

af89c5 No.284025

Was so hungover this morning

97def5 No.284026



c87204 No.284027

File: 68b6d83081ce22f⋯.png (23.23 KB, 485x455, 97:91, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

Why is it so hard to stop eating Jaffa Cakes?

97def5 No.284028

File: cd87fb3edd1e955⋯.png (317.06 KB, 469x677, 469:677, I love you lads.png)

5136b3 No.284029


keep eating until you're sick of them

8efa62 No.284030


I did smh fam

af89c5 No.284031


Bonjour boyo

c87204 No.284032

File: c6f96a6963a8f45⋯.png (8.86 KB, 338x339, 338:339, c6f96a6963a8f45eebbe4f2133….png)


8b729e No.284033



keep eating until you run out, then you can't eat them anymore

5136b3 No.284034

File: b94170b505b3182⋯.png (148.73 KB, 1171x756, 1171:756, ClipboardImage.png)

>UKIP becomes more irrelevant with each passing day

af89c5 No.284035


Just like alcohol

8efa62 No.284036

5136b3 No.284037


nah then you feel really ill and like shit and throw up

5136b3 No.284038

if you're me

97def5 No.284039


I hope all is well tbh fam


Sarcuck of mossad and fucking count duck egg have joined lad, it's over. Nige is just bluffing and if he does something he'll buddy up with Boris and Gove, not go back to Ushit

af89c5 No.284040


Hair of the dog and then its all gravy

1307c9 No.284041


5136b3 No.284042


>Sarcuck of mossad and fucking count duck egg have joined lad, it's over. Nige is just bluffing and if he does something he'll buddy up with Boris and Gove, not go back to Ushit

He literally said he'd rejoin UKIP you thicko, stop trying to cover up your political illiteracy it's just sad.

97def5 No.284043


>what is a bluff

af89c5 No.284044


Is now tbh

In a shitty homeless hostel though which is crap

97def5 No.284045


ah well, could be worse

5136b3 No.284046


one day man will be reunited with van

af89c5 No.284047


True dat, jail a shit

5136b3 No.284048

File: a950941b13094db⋯.png (328.67 KB, 1420x946, 710:473, ClipboardImage.png)


didnt know you could read minds tbh

af89c5 No.284049


Still got the van but not allowed out past 9 smh

8efa62 No.284050

c87204 No.284051

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5136b3 No.284052


kek its almost bedtime for you then

af89c5 No.284053


Only got to put up with it for a few more days now

af89c5 No.284054


Yeah yeah laugh it up you cunt

132e96 No.284055

File: 3ce5751150d85af⋯.png (576.44 KB, 1098x1216, 549:608, __astolfo_fate_grand_order….png)


Smh I can't stand marmite, jaffa cakes and bananas.

5136b3 No.284056

File: 7c69213ec7a5223⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


im sorry lad

af89c5 No.284057


Anti marmite shills get out

5136b3 No.284058




i'd have gotten him 10

5136b3 No.284059

what sort of fat cunt doesnt like bananas

af89c5 No.284060


I dont even like banana yazoo

5136b3 No.284061


banana tastes rank with milk i reckon they're fine by themselves though

af89c5 No.284062


Foam shrimp > foam bananas

5136b3 No.284063


foam shrimp?

5136b3 No.284064

oooooh yeah i hated foam bananas rank

5136b3 No.284065

File: cd1f65adc8334c7⋯.png (106.25 KB, 416x276, 104:69, ClipboardImage.png)

*dares you to eat one*

af89c5 No.284066


Google it you mörôn

5136b3 No.284067



has the lass given you one of her family's keyboards?

132e96 No.284068

File: 5fb233bfe5ed59d⋯.jpg (1001.83 KB, 1074x1500, 179:250, __astolfo_fate_apocrypha_a….jpg)


It's a byproduct of decomposed vegetables scraped out of a vat in Turkmany smh.


They're slimy and weirdly masculine. I eat every other kind of fruit and vegetable except avocados, fucks those things smh.

af89c5 No.284069


We arent speaking right now, she saw it all kick off and ran a mile, fucking wench smh

>i dont want a violent bf

Yeah well fuck off then



Its made of beer lad

c87204 No.284070

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


>Smh I can't stand jaffa cakes

d2b586 No.284071

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

34907e No.284073


34907e No.284074

Don't take the pretty paper from strangers friends, it messes you up.

0a8ecc No.284075


El cid is a cruel mistress

5136b3 No.284076


>We arent speaking right now, she saw it all kick off and ran a mile, fucking wench smh

nah women love that lad she'll be back

saw an article the other day about a 69 year old guy who murdered 100 people having a baby with some 25 year old cause she found him 'interesting' lol

34907e No.284077


>El Cid

I'm a good boy, I've never seen a drug.


*eats the barrel*

e756d7 No.284078

File: af3361003123203⋯.png (20.3 KB, 644x1356, 161:339, tardjak28wizard.png)

>1v1 in Chaos Reborn

>going well, pull off a great standard opening, 5 shadow trees turning into 5 goblins

>kiting muscle wizard opponent (the autiste) around the arena

>teleport to mana node

>fuck up, it's slightly too high for my wizard to get down from

>whatever, still got all these goblins n elves n shit, buffed too

>chase autiste around a bit

>eventually corner him in his own shadow tree forest

>he summons zombies

>my entire army is nonmagical and can't fight back

>zombifies everything and comes after me

>panic, spend all my spells summoning more creatures for him to zombify

>last stage of the game, still stuck on my rock

>muscle wizard has zombified everything

>is about to magic missile my face to death

>look in the bottom right of the screen

>my repeatable, ultimate spell card summons skeletons

>I pissed away all my mana and cards on nonmagical creatures he could zombify

>when I could have just been summoning one skeleton a turn out of the ultimate and nipped the whole thing in the bud, or at least salvaged the bad situation

>magic missile impacts face, die in shame and retardation

5136b3 No.284079


wizgang license revoked sir

5136b3 No.284080


uninstalled dota 2 for the 13th time this week, found a way to hide it on steam so i'm not tempted to reinstall

feel like a crack addict burying his credit card

5136b3 No.284081

who knew that games with a ranking system and unlimited skill ceiling were addictiveee

5136b3 No.284082

muscle wizard sounds fun tbh

e756d7 No.284083


so does a 3p ffa

go have a look at the game lad, it's from OG xcom man

5136b3 No.284084

eating four fried eggs in one meal


might get it mmmm become a master wizard

e756d7 No.284085

File: 1c1ef6156d6d7a0⋯.png (29.04 KB, 982x777, 982:777, ClipboardImage.png)

gave up drawing wizard suduko

c87204 No.284086



When I live on my own and buy my own food and stuff I'm going to have lots of eggs every day tbh

5136b3 No.284087


>holding the hair

top kek

e756d7 No.284088


it's a fate worse than death

a haircut and a shave

9b9fbc No.284089

Evening my fellow hoodlums.

e756d7 No.284090


arrigh' la'

4a562e No.284091

File: c394add704bd658⋯.webm (1.57 MB, 344x360, 43:45, birds eva.webm)

9b9fbc No.284092

34907e No.284093



65a716 No.284094


Hello faggot

5136b3 No.284095


*Dies of cholesterol*

11608d No.284096

File: 0a00fe44520b35a⋯.jpg (89.24 KB, 960x640, 3:2, 0a00fe44520b35a475728e88f2….jpg)

>PC completely bricked

It was a good three years old girl.

9b9fbc No.284097


She's pretty

9b9fbc No.284098



Good evening

5136b3 No.284099

File: 575ed5819b9ab18⋯.png (461.85 KB, 1408x1920, 11:15, ClipboardImage.png)

4a562e No.284100


what broke?

11608d No.284101


the PSU cable to the graphics card constantly would cut out, switching the PC off

this has happened too many times during startup and windows has finally given up the ghost

It's probably fixable, maybe even with a new windows installation. Had a couple of scoops so I won't be able to intelligently fix it tonight. In fact, I probably won't get around to doing anything substantial until a week monday

11608d No.284102

tbqh it's my fault for not nipping the problem in the bud months ago, but who can be arsed with re-wiring up a PSU tbh

5136b3 No.284103


rip she tried her best until the end lad

5136b3 No.284104

spent more time on computers than with any human friend ngl

65a716 No.284105


Same here lad smh

5136b3 No.284106

File: 8a1377eb741f0b9⋯.png (68.37 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ab769c91af2fa0a⋯.png (537.51 KB, 666x666, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>born too early for computer to have it's own Ai that slowly fades and starts to stutter as I neglect to maintain it until it begins begging for the mercy magnet

11608d No.284107

9b9fbc No.284108

>all these yank lass tourists

Much dik

5136b3 No.284109


it would be kino

someone on here once gave me a story premise that was really good, something about someone living with an AI as their only friend that started to degrade, can't remember the details and it was less cliche than that

9b9fbc No.284110


Meant muh fuckin phone

e756d7 No.284111



but not shit

5136b3 No.284112

File: 658a06db49160fa⋯.png (2.25 MB, 1419x798, 473:266, ClipboardImage.png)


been thinking about a post apocalyptic scenario where almost all of humanity is dead or infertile and a lonely lad wanders the wastes looking for artificial womb module to implant into his AI waifu so he can repopulate earth, but then challengers appear and steal his waifu, so he sets off hell bent on revenge and they must battle it out to see who will claim it and repopulate dying earth


5136b3 No.284113

File: bcb687cb3036072⋯.png (501.35 KB, 836x1050, 418:525, ClipboardImage.png)

22st what lore do you have on this lad?

9b9fbc No.284114

Things will get better

Things are getting better


e756d7 No.284115


>scat fetishist


>open relationship with a dyke

>lolcow tier interaction with "fanbase"

>part of the civic soyboy weapons clique

5136b3 No.284116

File: e44ba6199f43948⋯.png (257.54 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


why is it like this every time



5136b3 No.284117

reminds me of civic fencer and his 'my ancestors fought each other so groups don't exist haha'

11608d No.284118


Women or at least my lass are lovely lad.

9b9fbc No.284119


t. Soiboi pagan ;^)

9b9fbc No.284120


I love you and your lass

You are lovely

11608d No.284121


you on mandy lad?

9b9fbc No.284122

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9b9fbc No.284123

Its a special day for me

9b9fbc No.284124

9b9fbc No.284125

To the highlands in 10 hours sweet

d2b586 No.284126

File: bf9622a24f57f5b⋯.jpg (67.71 KB, 658x902, 329:451, DgScA3gUYAEAq56.jpg)

132e96 No.284127

File: 73905bc46d7b9f1⋯.png (859.8 KB, 927x1200, 309:400, ClipboardImage.png)

11608d No.284128

File: e4fa1c6cb0ea450⋯.png (503.73 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 2411ef0b0742c756cc8644c2d6….png)

5136b3 No.284129

File: 0710594e311b85d⋯.jpg (29.81 KB, 295x295, 1:1, send help.jpg)

>the /shit/ castration spammer

97def5 No.284130


It's cute

11608d No.284131

File: 1f66718cc8b7dba⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1214x897, 1214:897, 1f66718cc8b7dba04291ed9c09….png)

34907e No.284132


Are you a lesbian now lad?

97def5 No.284133

File: 2ec4aec5becd2e7⋯.png (716.7 KB, 540x960, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)



97def5 No.284134

File: 72598b6eca1d537⋯.jpg (22.23 KB, 440x332, 110:83, lesbos.jpg)

0a8ecc No.284135


Nah shes a nerdy goody two shoes

If shed stayed and given a statement i wouldnt be in this mess

Can see why she shat a brick tho tbf



11608d No.284136


these hoes aint loyal

0a8ecc No.284137

Alright case is dropped, fucking lawfag got smashed last night and missed my bail app so im here till tomorrow now reeeee

Greentext time

>be at spoons with her

>hear shouting down the road

>i go have a look while shes in the loo

>black lad on the floor with blood all over his head

>2 arab lads kicking another black lad while hes on the floor

>try and break it up

>get punched and kicked

>cover black floor guys head

>arab rugby tackles me

>lass appears

>get on top of saddam hussein and lose my rag

>bouncers appear

>lass screams and legs it

>hench bouncer full nelsons me

>lob phones over building just before

>held till police arrive

>arab lad still on the floor as im getting tugged

Gbh with intent down to affray and common assault, self defence plea all the way through, had to wait till the feds had got statements, fucking bitch cost me two weeks of total shit

0a8ecc No.284138

>how to spend all of the legal stash in 2 weeks

Need to be really really well behaved now smfh

97def5 No.284139


Sympathies lad, unfortunately the law penalises you if you try and be a hero smh

11608d No.284140




at least you're clear now lad.

when are they freeing you of tag+hostel?

5136b3 No.284141


so you tried to break up a fight and lost all your money lol

moral of the story let blapipo die i guess

0a8ecc No.284142


Just not streetwise

Dont blame her for wanting a quiet life

e756d7 No.284143

File: 4fa675f7aa17a10⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1380x1054, 690:527, kraut fu.png)

tbqh my first thought is

>involving yourself in a drug deal gone wrong/ethnic gang fight


0a8ecc No.284144

Ta lads


Tomorrow if he doesnt buy a load of crack again lmao




White mans burden lass

And the jewels were specifically for this eventuality in any case

Id do it again in a heartbeat too

97def5 No.284145


typical westie

11608d No.284146


a lad getting kicked in the street is a lad getting kicked in the street.

0a8ecc No.284147


Fair point but i cant watch an unfair fight, i get more angry than if i was having the fight

0a8ecc No.284148

If you dont stand for something then youre bound to fall for anything

97def5 No.284149


tbh, well said

0a8ecc No.284150

And student arabs in bmouth are cocky fuckibg cunts

0a8ecc No.284151


>lads itt would run away rather than get involved

The same people who advocate genocide


5136b3 No.284152


I don't think I could watch someone get head stomped without intervening it's just too grim

5136b3 No.284153

Did he deserve it lad why were they beating him up

e756d7 No.284154


If action is required it would be dishonourable in this context

but yes I am not a fighting lad excepting in the push of pike

>two sets of people I have no allegiance to

>wait until one set of effnics is done beating the other

>whack the winners 'round the head with a 2x4, give an anonymous tip to the po and move on

0a8ecc No.284155


Fair enough, thats how i feel

Not having lads kicked while theyre down tbh, but would let one on one have a proper scrap, certainly cant watch 2 lads do it when theyve clearly already won the fight

It just aint on

4a562e No.284156


well fair play

97def5 No.284157


I know lad, larping

0a8ecc No.284158


Aint got a clue but wess is probably right, drugs or a bird most likely


Lad youd get beaten by a half dead somali child, dont pretend youd wade in with a 2x4



0a8ecc No.284159



Wrong (you) sorry pal


e756d7 No.284160

File: 23340cf89776119⋯.png (139.71 KB, 255x237, 85:79, novichok.png)

also vanlad check it


40k posted this a while ago, explains a lot tbh, dafties being gaslit etc

e756d7 No.284161

File: d42eadcf74b6554⋯.png (30.19 KB, 836x413, 836:413, alpha alt right.png)


yeah that's why I clarified my hypothetical course of action is LARP

0a8ecc No.284162


Will do lad

0a8ecc No.284163


So what would you actually do then?

Check the race of the lad whose getting his skull stoved in before deciding what to do?

5136b3 No.284164


I'd probably just facepalm at the whole situation and wonder why random minorities are killing each other in my 1000 year old saxon town.

5136b3 No.284165

File: ec2a8563a8e5771⋯.png (514.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

And pic related

0a8ecc No.284166


Good point

Couldnt see them all before i got involved, could have been a mate being kerbed

0a8ecc No.284167


This is perfectly acceptable

5136b3 No.284168


Wouldn't intervene unless they were those 5 foot inbred pakis that anyone can beat up, not a fighting man. Only did karate as a teenager for a year or so.

0a8ecc No.284169


Thats absolutely fine lad

e756d7 No.284170


not get involved at all tbh apart from a call to the po

dodgy circumstances, can't imagine anyone would be up to any good in a dark alley in the middle of the night

to be absolutely correct about the affair I wouldn't hear anything going on in the first place probably and continue having a few pints at the pub in blissful ignorance

e756d7 No.284171

File: d22da77f99919df⋯.png (86.5 KB, 222x227, 222:227, druidpepe.png)

ooh, fresh druidpepe

e756d7 No.284172

File: ca21b174b31dfdc⋯.png (334.51 KB, 1793x403, 1793:403, ClipboardImage.png)

now this sort of engagement I could handle, assuming the sheboon has no accomplices to concrete me in the back of the head

5136b3 No.284173

File: c027f626000fed3⋯.png (594.27 KB, 650x625, 26:25, ClipboardImage.png)

>No magazine limit in the UK

>"If you can lift it, you can fit it."

I think the highest use-able ones go up to around 110 rounds. The fact I can own this makes me slightly giddy tbh. They're only about 90 quid.


>I wouldn't hear anything going on in the first place probably and continue having a few pints at the pub in blissful ignorance

This kek

65a716 No.284174

Reading up on this I'd only try to break it up if I'd found myself thrust into it, otherwise I'd probably call the police or get the bouncer, call me a pussy if you want but getting involved in a potential fight with two lads sounds like a bad time I'm pretty inexperienced in fights other than scraps at school and punching bags smh

e756d7 No.284175


I mean cos I'm deaf lad not because I'd choose to ignore it

97def5 No.284176


That's the most sensible course of action lad, though I understand why vanlad got involved tbh

0a8ecc No.284177


Fair enough, as long as you would actually call the old bill

It wasnt really an alleyway or the middle of the night, it was 100 yards from spoons down a pedestrianised side road at half ten ish

I wouldnt run down a dark alley to fight strangers either, but seeing hurt lads on the floor kind of flipped the fight switch

And lmao thats probably true innit

5136b3 No.284178


I tend to just assume shouting is something harmless, I'd ignore it as well.

65a716 No.284179


Yeah vanlads a scrappy bugger and he's got the experience

e756d7 No.284180


crikey, didn't realize bmouth was that bad

guess I lucked out on my stay there, an ethnic neighbourhood in the afternoon, cultists and a dodgy hotel isn't that risky by comparison

0a8ecc No.284181


Havent called anybody a pussy lad, dont worry about that

Thats sensible, getting a bouncer is probably better than getting involved

e756d7 No.284182

does explain why there were security guards all over the shopping centre though

hate cities tbh

0a8ecc No.284183


Oneills and bar revolution got sportsball trashed yesterday night too

65a716 No.284184


>Havent called anybody a pussy lad, dont worry about that

I'd feel like one though lad ahhhhh

e756d7 No.284185

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



tbf the local lads round here went crazy as well lol

shouting outside the window and a bunch of angry boomers wrecking their car engines on the way back home

e756d7 No.284186

from the pub next door

5136b3 No.284187

File: 343771aebe0c302⋯.png (32.52 KB, 708x608, 177:152, hmm.png)

>"Do you hear something wess?"


*large terror attack / riot / brawl occurs in near vicinity*

0a8ecc No.284188


True facts

5136b3 No.284189


splendid isolation

65a716 No.284190


Kek is that vanlad on the left?

0a8ecc No.284191


Nah dont be silly, no need to risk yourself over someone elses drama, getting a bouncer as fast as possible is honourable lad, and giving a statement is fine if what happened was bang out of order, but not in any other circumstances

e756d7 No.284192

tbh a personal failing is being far too polite

even when eg accosted by pooinloos wanting to scam me I still went into their phone shop and had a convo, shook the boss' hand and gave him my phone number in case I was to take him up on his dodgy offer

rando city blacks asking for directions, give it to 'em politely


when really I shouldn't be doing that sort of thing so as to uphold a rayciss image


it's a bit of a problem really

big contributor to being a social spastic

0a8ecc No.284193


Hope so, could be anshiz or shrop with that height differential

5136b3 No.284194


>it's a bit of a problem really

>big contributor to being a social spastic

Nah I've had the same thing I think it's normal, sometimes you just can't tell what the fuck someone is saying.

0a8ecc No.284195


Lel i can perfectly picture you doing that lmao

Fair enough i get the sarcasm

65a716 No.284196


Maybe lad, I really need to get into sparring or something, I feel so untested and unproven ahhh

0a8ecc No.284197



Nah theres positive correlation for when hes not concentrating and how many times i repeat myself :^)

he can hear fine even in a noisy van tbh, enough for good conversation

5136b3 No.284198


Nothing wrong with being polite

11608d No.284199


0a8ecc No.284200


getting punched in the face is the only thing thatll make it less intimidating, do boxing asap, it stops being scary when you know roughly how much it hurts

e756d7 No.284201


it happens far too often even when I know the actual correct course of action even for normies is to disengage

>crack hobos at a city bus station somewhere doing the old "can I have a bit of change to go back home an see my dear ol mum" trick

>still give them pounds

>"LOCAL" black known to literally all the villages in a twenty mile radius as a piece of shit akin to foul ol ron and co who pulls stuff like following people to their homes until they pay him to stop tries to beg for money, have a nice chat with him

>Irish bloke from the council estates with a drug problem back in Frome gets to know me fairly well, keeps asking for shekels for "dog food" because he can't afford to even "feed himself or his mum" and keeps up this behaviour even after I point him toward the community fridge where you can have free food if you really need it etc, still associate with him


selective hearing lmao

primary school english teacher was probably on the verge of beating me until they finally figured out I had crippled ears


it is when I don't want to be

don't have the charisma to pull off polite english gentleman scathing putdowns

34907e No.284202


Wew, are you a barbarian or something?

4a562e No.284203


Jesus taught to live by the sword lad

0a8ecc No.284204


You should stop doing all of those things right now lad

>selective hearing

Hmmm thats pretty accurate

65a716 No.284205


Nothing wrong with knowing how to defend yourself lad smh

65a716 No.284206

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

5136b3 No.284207


Yeah I am actually.

0a8ecc No.284208




My homeboy JC would be up in the mix with me tbh

e756d7 No.284209

File: 20b021825f02b0e⋯.png (760.72 KB, 794x705, 794:705, ClipboardImage.png)

druid gathering 2017 colourized

0a8ecc No.284210

0a8ecc No.284211


The law lets you defend others too

65a716 No.284212

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Even better

34907e No.284213


Jesus came as a sword, he didn't come with a sword.


>defend yourself

Real self-defense is not getting into such a situation in the first place though lad.


Turn the other cheek lad.

11608d No.284214


0a8ecc No.284215

Wheres youre tool

0a8ecc No.284216




65a716 No.284217



>Wessex the ???

Help me out lads


Sometimes it can't be helped lad, and when it does you need to be ready

0a8ecc No.284218


Sell your cloak and buy a sword

0a8ecc No.284219


Wess the 100% hwhite

97def5 No.284220


You're right BUT Christians are expected to defend the helpless, vanlad did the right thing, morally speaking, since he wasn't being attacked at first he couldn't turn the other cheek (which only applies to attacks that aren't dangerous, Jesus said it in the context of a slap)

e756d7 No.284221

65a716 No.284222


Winner Lose some weight fat boi

e756d7 No.284223

File: d357813634021b8⋯.png (16.95 KB, 794x705, 794:705, ClipboardImage.png)


I cast level 22 fried breakfast

65a716 No.284224


I cast level 5 liposuction

e756d7 No.284225

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


level ∞ bomb making as a result

65a716 No.284226

4a562e No.284227


kek lad

34907e No.284228


>sell your cloak

But then I can never be in the Pagang.

>buy a sword

Bin it lad.

0a8ecc No.284229


Hmm thanks lad thats christianity ill get behind

0a8ecc No.284230


Do unto others

34907e No.284231

File: d9ca0ddcb0992d2⋯.png (114.66 KB, 577x577, 1:1, IMG_2570.PNG)


But what if I am the other?

4a562e No.284232

File: be02a31d50a1deb⋯.jpg (94.03 KB, 338x507, 2:3, Laughing 8.jpg)

0a8ecc No.284233


Probably a disgrace to your ancestors and countrymen

e756d7 No.284234


qeq, narsty lad

34907e No.284235


The disgrace is letting them on to our streets to begin with. May as well 'ave a laff and film it for the police and the bois. I'd only step in if the wogs were attacking a fellow Japhetite.

4a562e No.284236

File: 695e7254f66268d⋯.webm (717.05 KB, 540x540, 1:1, Carver 5.webm)


34907e No.284237

File: 3162dd13a73bb31⋯.png (134.87 KB, 750x848, 375:424, IMG_2575.PNG)

5136b3 No.284238

File: b4ae8531b05dd9e⋯.png (4.25 MB, 1920x1200, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

why is this so fucking difficult lol

34907e No.284239


Just turn it down to very easy lad lmao

5136b3 No.284240


oh yeah im on like hardcore+hardest difficulty lol

5136b3 No.284241

File: 036faa7ec27a901⋯.png (72.69 KB, 224x225, 224:225, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no mute bald gf

4a562e No.284242

File: 23c9d677cf803db⋯.webm (2.08 MB, 960x540, 16:9, mute gf.webm)


make one tbh

5136b3 No.284243


*shaves lasses head while shes asleep*

ultimate power move

5136b3 No.284244

>why did you shave my head

so i could see more of you xx

5136b3 No.284245

eggheaded freak

11608d No.284246

File: 1093d9f8d2300b5⋯.png (284.03 KB, 694x692, 347:346, ClipboardImage.png)

will i look like I'm larping as a slav if i cop

23b7c5 No.284247


That's the Boy and His Dog just with a robot instead.

>beat up an arab

tbh this is almost always the right course of action, do it for Camus.


Think it's meant to be westie tbh




weaponising your own body for the cause, a noble sacrifice tbh


woah, is that the newest gosha drop?

97def5 No.284248


Looks neat tbh

23b7c5 No.284249

File: 70998fd02a04bde⋯.png (649.63 KB, 799x1200, 799:1200, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a9677c6eb11a6e4⋯.png (1.58 MB, 792x1200, 33:50, ClipboardImage.png)

Camus is for those who can do

a21643 No.284251

>tfw donated to an E-celeb and it flashed my real name

Holy shit I'm completely fucked.

97def5 No.284252


who and why

a21643 No.284253


The based wop… Because I like his religious stances.

c87204 No.284254

File: 7d29de25b8b5a49⋯.jpg (6.02 KB, 184x184, 1:1, e0008986d462680af20825c118….jpg)

97def5 No.284255


I don't know who that is lad

a21643 No.284256

a21643 No.284257

I'm fucked. oh shit

a21643 No.284258


help help help

97def5 No.284259



the wages of donating to e-celebs lad

a21643 No.284260


It asked me to link my Google, so I did, but it displayed my real name, instead of my chosen nick-name. Streamlabs is gay.

97def5 No.284261


Google is Google lad smh

97def5 No.284262

File: 6ef8c7d796666f2⋯.jpg (128.47 KB, 819x1024, 819:1024, pop.jpg)

Turkish girls are the future

dcff3a No.284263


i have this same problem tbh, i remember a few weeks ago in liverpool street station some 4 foot paki woman came up to me mumbling something about wanting change for the public loos, i meekly fished around in my wallet and explained i didnt have any money, sorry; she basically repeated herself 3 times [i didn't understand her all the same] until i eventually mustered up a "i can't help you, sorry" and walked away smh

a21643 No.284264


I should have linked Twitch because it doesn't have my real name.

dcff3a No.284265


>donating to e-celebs

>using your real name on google

good goy

5ca039 No.284266

File: 20d116332b7b73c⋯.png (11.65 KB, 303x363, 101:121, eee.png)

I think I want out now, laddes.

97def5 No.284267

File: e919ac308ad70f4⋯.jpg (175.11 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, summer.jpg)

Being civic is so neat lads, don't be gaycists, be chad

a21643 No.284268

I'm purging my social media.

65a716 No.284269


>Playing as a woman

65a716 No.284270


I still have no idea what vanlad is smh

abeec5 No.284271

File: 2a7a46e69298d21⋯.gif (692 KB, 500x381, 500:381, 1529283652154.gif)

Good morning r/newbrit~

I hope you all have a wonderful day today!

Let's get out there and give it our all shall we!

abeec5 No.284272

File: ca41c9d72ab2f9f⋯.jpg (344.05 KB, 1280x1600, 4:5, 653737.jpg)



Dude, she legitimately looks like a child. Stop posting her and quit being a nonce

65a716 No.284273


Next thing he'll be telling us is that paedophilia is ok

abeec5 No.284274

File: f927c8ca58b421c⋯.png (535.81 KB, 613x594, 613:594, 1529850622386.png)


I'm honestly just waiting for it at this point. He told us the other day he likes "Afghan girls" that + his love for Islam and Anzu posting. It's all rather worrying tbh

abeec5 No.284275

@board owner

My comment box takes up half my screen now. Are you trolling me dude?

Fix this

abeec5 No.284276

File: 9f63b5312371277⋯.jpg (148.8 KB, 962x638, 481:319, 4E2AF9FB00000578-5948311-A….jpg)

File: 7c81a066ed50e2a⋯.jpg (215.35 KB, 962x640, 481:320, 4E2AFB8B00000578-5948311-T….jpg)

File: 880bf62b56493de⋯.jpg (182.86 KB, 962x641, 962:641, 4E2AFD7700000578-5948311-S….jpg)

File: d8007062d1fbb6a⋯.jpg (167.91 KB, 962x641, 962:641, 4E2B08B800000578-5948311-A….jpg)

dcff3a No.284277


all those boomers and weaklings smh

dcff3a No.284278



>posts a loli

>calls someone else a nonce

bit hypocritical lad

abeec5 No.284279

File: 4b5f60eeabec5e8⋯.jpg (149.08 KB, 543x505, 543:505, 1529093113692.jpg)


Mafuyu Hoshikawa is a 21 y/o. Not only that, my gif wasn't lewd in anyway, it's just a happy cheery gif smh

Anzu legitimately looks like a child, and she's 3D. Also; the images Herts often posts of her are rather lewd

And as aforementioned the "Afghan girl" comment and his love for Islam = worrying

I think I'm alright in all of this

dcff3a No.284280


>she's 21 baka gaijin

yeah just like every anime loli is smh

herts has just been hertsposting like that for a while now i think hes too far gone for it to really matter anymore

318361 No.284281

File: a3fa7cd714d78ab⋯.jpg (48.94 KB, 454x579, 454:579, where do I even begin.jpg)


Aren't the protests supposed to be really big? Oh well, so long as we get some nice reaction images from it.

318361 No.284282


>that skin tone

Barbary rape baby genetics?

9b9fbc No.284283


Muh dik

Bye Laddies off to highlands

abeec5 No.284284

File: 6f095589d22804e⋯.jpg (92.92 KB, 1000x1250, 4:5, cutebutton.jpg)

>getting my ass kicekd all game

>I start carrying my team 40 minutes into the match

>PC decides blues screens



Herts also calls me a nonce for posting floating 2D clothing smh. It's like he's trying to direct attention away from himself or something :thebigthink

But whatever, my conscience is clean.


MSM said they were gonna be big, and as ever the MSM got things wrong or lied. Either way, they're cunts

Nice reaction images from the whole thing indeed tbh


>Muh dik

Get out of my lands and women you nonce.

65a716 No.284285


What are you doing around Scotland lad?

9b9fbc No.284286


Special occasion :)

9b9fbc No.284287

Tfw no hot blonde scot teen lass gf

65a716 No.284288



e756d7 No.284289

File: c8d73b03237c2c5⋯.png (515.44 KB, 550x550, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


the utter state of the old bat

>I-I'm related to mohammed!

>I've given up and just want to not be killed by the inevitable islamic takeover!

65a716 No.284290


You'd actually have to do something for that to happen lad

40154a No.284291



e756d7 No.284292


queenie and co say that they are related to mudhammed's daughter or something

5136b3 No.284293


lol thats pathetic

abeec5 No.284294

File: ecb20f201ed2d49⋯.jpg (5.18 MB, 10536x11106, 1756:1851, 44141414.jpg)

e756d7 No.284295


>fruit and pistachios only

his german gilf must be hating him, having to unblock the shitter every day

40154a No.284296

File: d36e6200d6c335c⋯.jpg (88.23 KB, 968x1024, 121:128, cuck.jpg)


what's with the haircut

5136b3 No.284297

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

find this parody quite funny tbh kek

132e96 No.284298

File: c341f069f2ea766⋯.png (775.15 KB, 954x503, 954:503, ClipboardImage.png)

40154a No.284299


which one of those is you

132e96 No.284300

File: 9351382d1265cce⋯.png (1.95 MB, 1250x1976, 625:988, ClipboardImage.png)


Neither smh but one day I hope to do a christ-chan cosplay for everyone.

dcff3a No.284301


like pottery

40154a No.284302


dressing up as christ chan to own SA

dcff3a No.284303


you should go to the trump protest and dress up in blackface lass

65a716 No.284304


Are you in London lass?

5136b3 No.284305

File: fd5c8aadc5b0a69⋯.png (469.96 KB, 813x1150, 813:1150, ClipboardImage.png)

abeec5 No.284306

File: 8fa1435a541335c⋯.gif (488.04 KB, 600x338, 300:169, BkHR.gif)

dcff3a No.284307


nothing like the good ol grab and twist

5136b3 No.284308

File: 75ec62a90d7fe44⋯.png (2.72 MB, 1916x2048, 479:512, ClipboardImage.png)

5136b3 No.284309


need to find a green eyed lass so my kids look like me

65a716 No.284310


You'll have to fight me for them lad

5136b3 No.284311


Are you green eyed lad?

dcff3a No.284312


>little westies running around

the horror

65a716 No.284313


I am lad

5136b3 No.284314

File: c8aec9ab14a8ac1⋯.png (115.34 KB, 480x402, 80:67, ClipboardImage.png)


Lock your daughters up.


Goodlad there's not many of us.

65a716 No.284315


Indeed I'm not that picky about it though, there more to what makes a good lass than her eye colour

dcff3a No.284316


lad…. the one on the left is um….

5136b3 No.284317


Yeah sometimes see a fit brown eyed lass and wonder how many kids I'd have to have for one of them to have light eyes rofl, I don't really care about eye colour but I do think it's sad light eyes are dissappearing in america and a lot of places with high immigration, muh diversity


That's the one I had with neo

65a716 No.284318


In fairness my dad has brown eyes and I turned out fine My grandmother had red hair apparently

5136b3 No.284319

File: e28eb88c73ec833⋯.png (208.3 KB, 602x452, 301:226, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 077f49a67e6b18d⋯.png (324.25 KB, 602x452, 301:226, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c0a3011afbf920e⋯.png (218.61 KB, 602x452, 301:226, ClipboardImage.png)

>mother, father, and son


genetics is weird

65a716 No.284320

34907e No.284321


>light eyes


4a562e No.284322

File: 0360cbf78af48ca⋯.webm (642.12 KB, 960x540, 16:9, YELLOW BRICK ROAD.webm)

Bought a 10XL polo because I mean thats just ridiculous

4a562e No.284323

Xtra Xtra Xtra Xtra Xtra Xtra Xtra Xtra Xtra Xtra Large

34907e No.284324


Congratulations on your new home lad.

e756d7 No.284325


can you use it as an emergency tent?



abeec5 No.284326

File: ad96e29c4eb1d1c⋯.jpg (190.96 KB, 600x715, 120:143, 1528735424970.jpg)

fapped to something im not proud of again

the shame is back and its hitting harder than ever

the internet was a mistake and it should be destroyed

Ted was right

e756d7 No.284327

it's your own fault for being a gay lad

dcff3a No.284328


what was it, lad

stop masturbating to porn smh

abeec5 No.284329


gays existed before the internet smh


am nae sayin'

I just posted about it in an attempt to shame myself, doubt it'll work tho

23b7c5 No.284330

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Feeling patriotically Chinese tbh, feel like shouting in broken mandarin at people.


I have no control over the website you idiot


You’re the sort of person ted would have no qualms with blowing up, the internet only has the affects upon you choose to let it have, turn it off if you even have the capacity to do so.

dcff3a No.284331


you can tell me in secret lad

dcff3a No.284332


e756d7 No.284333


full film on yt?

23b7c5 No.284334


I believe so, I think it’s actualy a romance beyond a few choice scenes from the sino-Vietnamese war,


5136b3 No.284335


i am gay

65a716 No.284336


We'll be sure to bully you then Faggot

5136b3 No.284337

File: 4380f7007609e86⋯.png (471.15 KB, 862x994, 431:497, woah.png)

>that pocket

some big boys there

e756d7 No.284338



can't be having with post-Warlords era films anyway, too much CCP meddling in them

23b7c5 No.284339


Ah but lad Soviet Cinema was great, I'm sure PRC cinema has some choice films.

23b7c5 No.284340

File: 364122d16aebe2b⋯.png (211.84 KB, 540x402, 90:67, ClipboardImage.png)

abeec5 No.284341

File: f21902497686496⋯.jpg (20.87 KB, 590x468, 295:234, 1530610265787.jpg)


No, Ted would save me. I would be one of his generals if anything tbh.

And you can fix my comment box, you're the site owner


am nae sayin!


Dont bully me! bully me i deserve it

abeec5 No.284342

>comment box is suddenly back to normal

HMMMMM :bigthink

23b7c5 No.284343


Ted would blow you up without the slightest thought, to keep you is no benefit, to destroy you is no loss.


God I wish I was the site owner, then I could IP range ban people.

5136b3 No.284344

i should've won that euromillions £120,000,000 lottery, i bought like 5 tickets

the world is cruel

4bfd38 No.284345

Did somebody say day off?



Good to hear you're doing well-ish. I had assumed you'd finally given up on 8ch and was motioning to become a civic buddha IRL.

There's a moral to this story though I fear

5136b3 No.284346

File: d28b522c47394ed⋯.png (2.66 MB, 1575x1021, 1575:1021, cheeky grin.png)

i think they were like 16 or 17 in this video, wew that's way younger than i thought

e756d7 No.284347


ROC must have their own films smh

23b7c5 No.284348


They do but I think apart from a seldom few they don't get much praise

e756d7 No.284349

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*zerg rushes*


doesn't seem like they're promoted at all or known in the west, whereas PRC releases are

*big jewish think*

23b7c5 No.284350


Well they probably don't get translated at all lmao, it's business nibba, no one besides enthusiasts want to watch Taiwanese films.

5136b3 No.284351




let's watch ikiru

c87204 No.284352

whats some ww2 anime? anything about kamikaze?

e756d7 No.284353


tbh that's because nobody knows the ROC exists

23b7c5 No.284354

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


There's one called The Cockpit, it's got three episodes but only two of those episodes are any good.

This is the best part of the whole series tbh.

4bfd38 No.284355


watch a real anime like Darling in the franxx

23b7c5 No.284356

File: 6d34f7a2688fff2⋯.png (445.4 KB, 500x392, 125:98, ClipboardImage.png)




c87204 No.284357


Heard the ending was terrible.

idk it looks weird and a bit degenerate.

abeec5 No.284358

File: 81ce497f2cdda05⋯.png (352.27 KB, 533x526, 533:526, 1528621227572.png)


>watch a real anime like Darling in the franxx

5136b3 No.284359

nobody wants to watch ikiru

23b7c5 No.284360


Tbh i like watching films that genuinely interest me in my own time

23b7c5 No.284361

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

God I fucking love planes.

65a716 No.284362

File: cbcb5fa4dad0ea7⋯.png (29.29 KB, 247x204, 247:204, untitled.png)




5136b3 No.284363


this post has two completely opposite meanings depending on how i interpret it

4bfd38 No.284364

File: 461fdbab2efa2f5⋯.jpg (35.97 KB, 328x237, 328:237, Griffith.jpg)

23b7c5 No.284365

File: e9059196a00e760⋯.png (55.7 KB, 210x210, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


You in the black forest and this man slaps yo long bowmen, wyd?

e756d7 No.284366


tell me more about it lad

23b7c5 No.284367


It looks quite good from what I've read, worth a watch.

e756d7 No.284368

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


when are we gonna have some more fights lad

5136b3 No.284369


i know absolutely nothing about it other than it's one of kurosawas most lauded films, and the best way to experience a movie is that way

65a716 No.284370


Spam paladins

c87204 No.284371

I like manly and testosteronous anime because I am an alpha male.

23b7c5 No.284372


uhhhhh, I have to return some video tapes.

4bfd38 No.284373


baki tbh

e756d7 No.284374


>depressive salaryman thing maybe a bit like a gilliam dystopia but real

set it up for friday lad and keep advertising


now you have something other than a dying laptop to play on it shouldn't be so bad tbf

5136b3 No.284375


>set it up for friday lad and keep advertising

i-it is friday

23b7c5 No.284376

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I am a BOY,

YOU ARE AN octopus

23b7c5 No.284377

tbh I can set up


if you're down for that.

5136b3 No.284378


>american is large giga niga with afro


e756d7 No.284379

File: eb5c742226b2c2d⋯.png (34.26 KB, 284x291, 284:291, chinkjakopium.png)


better get a move on then lad


I think this was the first nip cartoon I watched tbh

best introduction to weebery


yeah that's cool

e756d7 No.284380

File: 3f9ed2420e1d680⋯.png (129.18 KB, 331x331, 1:1, chinkpepe.png)

you better prepare for nothing but chink spam

e756d7 No.284381

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

5136b3 No.284382



4bfd38 No.284383


this looks like itd be good

23b7c5 No.284384

File: a6782f9871bbd6a⋯.png (757.87 KB, 775x1200, 31:48, ClipboardImage.png)

Need to read the manga tbh, it's even wilder than the anime

4bfd38 No.284385

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

BEASTLY anime tbh

23b7c5 No.284386


It's good until the end of the Kyoto Inferno

5136b3 No.284387


dropped the jojo manga because it was so confusing

23b7c5 No.284388

File: 957cbe502422e23⋯.png (938.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


it's not confusing lad, try reading a mahjong manga lmao,

132e96 No.284389

File: 2bae74e71a61ab3⋯.jpg (60.06 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 2bae74e71a61ab3b32f21ce08a….jpg)

jojo is vomit-inducingly gay, how can anyone bare to look at it for more than a few seconds smh

4bfd38 No.284390




yeah it went gay af after he beat bandage man. just a mountain of shitty filler. kind of like naruto except kenshin didn't make an additional 800 episodes

5136b3 No.284391


I have a full mahjong set, always wanted to learn.

4bfd38 No.284392

File: c3b8b0b090aca81⋯.png (1.27 MB, 716x770, 358:385, 1.PNG)


it's camp, not gay smh

23b7c5 No.284393


>says neo, of all people


What happened is the author took a break and the anime was doing really well so they just decided to make their own thing. Of course it was atrocious.


I've been reading and watching mahjong media for a couple of years now, as well as watching streams of the game still don't know how to play

4bfd38 No.284394


you just don't like it because it's masculine as well

4bfd38 No.284395


>man with no ear sailing in big underground crystal cave


23b7c5 No.284396


I watched maybe one episode and couldn't stand it, never bothered to watch anymore after hearing all the complaints.

4bfd38 No.284397


did you finish the manga though?

I never got round to it but I feel like I should do the story some justice

4bfd38 No.284398

should be a new berserk chapter around nowish as well

23b7c5 No.284399

File: 0c727a4d78f383e⋯.png (878.08 KB, 516x735, 172:245, ClipboardImage.png)


Haven't touched the manga actually, watched the OVAs however, those were good.

5136b3 No.284400

File: 1265150de3891f5⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1671x1200, 557:400, ClipboardImage.png)

23b7c5 No.284401

4bfd38 No.284402

132e96 No.284403

File: cb23e1efded531d⋯.jpg (119.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 10ac7a9d619ffde70c2766bece….jpg)


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I can't even look at that without feeling queasy.


Officially too gay for me.


Hypergay degeneracy of the worst kind smh. Either be masculine and not gay or feminine.

4bfd38 No.284404


5136b3 No.284405

File: 94a5dea03d5029e⋯.png (1.19 MB, 2460x1800, 41:30, Berserk_v25_p020-021.png)

File: 12b56081d1b4074⋯.png (467.02 KB, 1226x1800, 613:900, Berserk_v25_p023.png)

File: b83447dcf3827b9⋯.png (1.14 MB, 2476x1800, 619:450, Berserk_v25_p024-025.png)

23b7c5 No.284406


>tfw in the time it's taken to get off the boat, my favourite manga has only had 10 volumes out of 42 translate


4bfd38 No.284407


learn japanese nigga

5136b3 No.284408

File: f5490ed970db22a⋯.jpg (1.55 MB, 3000x4284, 250:357, Berserk_v29_p208.jpg)

File: 607c00f82128d62⋯.jpg (1.67 MB, 3000x4284, 250:357, Berserk_v29_p209.jpg)

File: f18d182d4b51743⋯.jpg (3.99 MB, 5910x4284, 985:714, Berserk_v29_p210-211.jpg)

love the series

23b7c5 No.284409

File: f984484a472167f⋯.png (671.15 KB, 756x1200, 63:100, ClipboardImage.png)


Beyond Stone Ocean there is nothing gay about JoJo.


Don't tempt me, I know it's fully translated in French.

e756d7 No.284410

File: e951f5a31f24e4e⋯.png (72.74 KB, 400x409, 400:409, frogfrog.png)


hon hon hon

23b7c5 No.284411

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ah I've always wanted to learn more about these

e756d7 No.284412


>forgotten cuckolds

also lad get the ESOC Patch for aoe3

23b7c5 No.284413


>cool gun videos on guns with barely any source material

I really don't care for /pol/ memes, Ian's done more than his fair share of research on incredibly niche topics.

e756d7 No.284414

File: 580193f9e150342⋯.png (976.02 KB, 789x787, 789:787, ClipboardImage.png)

this absolute unit walks into your base and demolishes your rax, wdyd

e756d7 No.284415


just don't like giving them (you)views when they're so pozzed outside of highly specific gun information tbh

4bfd38 No.284416

>tfw you cba to make yourself food cus it's too much effort

to skelly city I go

23b7c5 No.284417

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5136b3 No.284418

File: 0b47d9ac3f7df91⋯.jpg (36.66 KB, 418x408, 209:204, Nagatoro_03.jpg)

Having a nice big boiled stew. so tasty, sausages are like 10x better boiled, so soft and chewy. Plenty of veg and healthy bits too.


I'm slowly gaining weight, you don't wanna see me surpass you do you lad?


They're so thick and none of them understand the actual issue properly lol

23b7c5 No.284419


None of the people in that video are actually alive.

4bfd38 No.284420


I'd be broader and stronger than you if I lost 10 kgs I'm afraid to say lad

97def5 No.284421

File: be780b7c5c4be44⋯.jpg (203.09 KB, 961x1200, 961:1200, locks.jpg)




Stop projecting, you fucking creep. You've LITERALLY posted CP here and you're a fucking faggot to boot


Millions of people are related to Muhammed lad


You are an egg t. Hitch


Everything involved with this visit has been embarrassing

abeec5 No.284422

File: 1a013206bdfec8e⋯.jpg (82.4 KB, 407x376, 407:376, 41414141.jpg)


>You've LITERALLY posted CP

I never posted such a thing you stupid nigger

97def5 No.284423


You post lolis and lewd pics of underage girls mate, yet here you are calling me a nonce for posting a pic of a fairly average looking girl. If you think you're a nonce unless you like big busty asian models, you need to seriously get out more because you clearly don't know what a lot of girls look like

abeec5 No.284424

File: 9506c1bbe88f909⋯.png (190.94 KB, 419x398, 419:398, 1528614308160.png)


>You post lolis

It's true, I've posted the odd loli here and there, so what? It's never anything lewd.

>lewd pics of underage girls mate

Yet more lies coming from you. You know, saying something that isn't true enough times won't make it come true, mongoloid

>yet here you are calling me a nonce for posting a pic of a fairly average looking girl

Yeah I am because you've also been saying you like "Afghan girls" Afghanistan being a fucking hive of child rape and molestation. And your love of Islam, hmm, it's all adding up here, lad. Worrying

Also, Anzu is not average at all. She looks underage.

>you clearly don't know what a lot of girls look like

Baseless assumptions

97def5 No.284425


>I've posted the odd loli here and there, so what?

Lolis are girls who look like they're underage (way underage). Yet here you are having a go at me for posting a girl who (to you at least) looks underage. Fucking hell lad

>Yet more lies coming from you

We all saw it happen mate, don't pretend it didn't happen

>Yeah I am because you've also been saying you like "Afghan girls" Afghanistan being a fucking hive of child rape and molestation. And your love of Islam, hmm, it's all adding up here, lad. Worrying

lmaooo stop projecting faggot, only you would read into this and get paedophilia from it

>Also, Anzu is not average at all. She looks underage.

She's not dissimilar to many girls I've seen, get out more lad

>Baseless assumptions

Based on your posts

5136b3 No.284426


How much do you weigh and how tall are you ?

34907e No.284427

File: 84cebaf47335e56⋯.jpg (137.17 KB, 940x1410, 2:3, IMG_2577.JPG)


4bfd38 No.284428


5'7 but i haven't measured my weight in ages.

if you're trying to measure up you should just throw some gloves on tbh

5136b3 No.284429


I wanna know what's a good weight for my height since I had very low BMI a few weeks ago

97def5 No.284430


BMI is a meme, just bulk up lad. Rugby players for example are classed as "overweight" but it's just muscle

abeec5 No.284431

File: 60fffe2b2d3f61f⋯.png (211.91 KB, 577x660, 577:660, 1ce9bc92f31384004b5dce96e3….png)


>Lolis are girls who look like they're underage (way underage). Yet here you are having a go at me for posting a girl who (to you at least) looks underage. Fucking hell lad

There is nothing wrong with posting cute anime girls, lad. And remember where we are, a fucking imageboard post cute anime is a part of imageboard culture

>We all saw it happen mate, don't pretend it didn't happen

It didn't happen though

>lmaooo stop projecting faggot,

Your first line of defence is always "WOAH DUDE UR SO PROJECTING HARD HERE HAHA"


>only you would read into this and get paedophilia from it

"Afghan girls" Yeah I think many other normal well adjusted lads would come to the same conclusion

>She's not dissimilar to many girls I've seen,

Absolute horseshit. And that image you posted of her, she literally looks like a child trying to play 'adult' in that photo. And you're attracted to that? You noncy bastard

>get out more lad

I get out more than you, Mr. Ex-Imageboard owner

>Based on your posts

How do my posts imply I don't know what normal girls look like? Not only that, I rarely post so there isn't much to go on.

5136b3 No.284432


Yeah I wanna be my granddads weight when he was my age, about 13 stone

97def5 No.284433




13 is decent if it's muscle tbh

4bfd38 No.284434


I was 60kg at 5'7 the last I weighed myself. I would say I was probably still too skinny.

You shouldn't care about your weight though, you should care about your body. What is the ideal purpose of your body and how do you bring it about - that's what's important

5136b3 No.284435


>13 is decent if it's muscle tbh

yeah im not putting weight on to be fat i actually find it really hard to eat large amounts I want bigger arms


spot on lad

4bfd38 No.284436


when you remove muscle from the equation it works fine. I mean let's all be honest with eachother and say that the general population are not comparable to rugby players

abeec5 No.284437

File: 3a2ba100a4aa1d1⋯.png (253.58 KB, 381x403, 381:403, 1529244142080.png)

97def5 No.284438


Just eat that protein nibba


Very true, westie is not aiming to be like the general population I'm sure though

5136b3 No.284439

File: bb9eb9335f4d5d6⋯.png (419.41 KB, 545x774, 545:774, ClipboardImage.png)


>Very true, westie is not aiming to be like the general population I'm sure though

you could say that

4bfd38 No.284440


bigger arms are shit lad

bigger back and chest are what make you look really massive


fuggin skellies

I'd eat a lot more than I do if I never had to look down and see myself getting fatter tbh

you'd be able to squeeze in more calories with nut butters and cooking oils though tbh.

and fast food

what do regularly eat?


Aye true enough.

Tbh in his case he should be more concerned with strength totals with his goals in mind.

Of course the kings of men are concerned with their shoulder, waist and hip ratios :^)

4bfd38 No.284441

It would be very beneficial to your weight gain if you started keeping a food journal

5136b3 No.284442


>and fast food

It's so tempting but isn't that unhealthy?

>what do regularly eat?

Today I had oats for breakfast and then had a big stew with lots of potatoes, sausage, meat and carrots. Will probably drink a bunch of milk and cook another meal later.

5136b3 No.284443


ah yeah i forgot about that you're right

5136b3 No.284444

maybe get some scales hmm

97def5 No.284445

File: 557bd874a6ca5a7⋯.jpg (84.07 KB, 640x960, 2:3, chloe grace.jpg)


Going for the chloe look lad?

8b729e No.284446



His partner is also genderfluid. He likes to signal how much he hates people wanting to know where he is from because that's just silly, so he's obviously anti-nationalist and with all the normie opinions.

97def5 No.284447

File: e9a49654f510951⋯.png (499.83 KB, 634x834, 317:417, refridgerator.png)

westie this time next year

8b729e No.284448


tbh it's not hard to get over BMI with muscle.

5136b3 No.284449

File: 88137f0f5c01b38⋯.png (890.24 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

318361 No.284450



Absolute unit.txt

4bfd38 No.284451



VERY unhealthy lad. but you WILL gain weight with it. It's a tool in your arsenal if you ever have to use it, but it's better to just eat clean.

personally I'd make milkshakes with icecream on a training day, and that'd help boost calorie intake.


you see the problem with oats for breakfast is that 45g of oats is enough to fill you up but it's not gonna make you big. you ought to mix some peanut butter and fruit in there at the minimum and eat some scrambled eggs with it as well tbh




another issue here is that your after dark meal probably isn't going to be massive either. you'd benefit from mixing some snacks in throughout the day as well I'd wager

5136b3 No.284452


solid advice cheers lad, I absolutely love eggs but I heard eating too many is unhealthy, had four yesterday kek

97def5 No.284453

File: e4ae960cbe37f83⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1902x949, 1902:949, joker.png)

мы живем в обществе

4bfd38 No.284454


no prob bob

don't listen to niggas that say this or that is unhealthy. worry about that when you're not a malnutritioned skelly. as a rule if it isn't highly processed then it's dece

8b729e No.284455


Ka meint 'a med herre her?

318361 No.284456

File: 43ed1f7d68d4601⋯.jpg (82.48 KB, 620x387, 620:387, gun bojo 2.jpg)


>"people" who say eggs are unhealthy

97def5 No.284457


Sorry, I don't speak icenigger

4bfd38 No.284458

>father let the cat in due to the rain

old bastards more soft than he gives off. I do like that cat though

8b729e No.284459


i am gay. Like with my mum who tells us to stop feeding the neighbour cat but she does it every morning when everyone's sleeping

4bfd38 No.284460


the people that'd tell you that butter is unhealthy are the same kind of cancer-seeking weirdos that spread margarine on their bread

why do these losers think that they're somehow healthier than their ancestors despite them eating ready meals and faux butter

23b7c5 No.284461

>liftan weights

>finger starts hurting

>it's the one I broke a while back

fucking doctor's said you were fully healed smh

97def5 No.284462


They just obsessed with

97def5 No.284463



…fat. Fucking enter key

318361 No.284464


It's all about the saturated fats meme.

97def5 No.284465


I read somewhere that the sugar companies paid off researchers in the 60s to say that fat, not sugar, was the problem and the reputation of fat has never recovered

4bfd38 No.284466

what takeaway should I get lads


actually smh at these hypocrites.

I feel like I have to be less affectionate to it now as well else I'll be contributing to the trend where it comes inside and coats everything in it's filthiness


probably just some lefrtover dodginess lad

all of the fingers and toes that I've had stamped on in rugby are all relatively healed but they steal click and hurt from time to time



they're worse than bro bodybuilders


I never did fully understand the trans and saturated fat debacle

is there anything to it science man?

5136b3 No.284467


>what takeaway should I get lads

sweet and sour chicken balls with egg fried rice

4bfd38 No.284468

might get this chinese 1 man meal deal and some spring rolls tbh

65a716 No.284469


Go with the seafood, you don't know where they've got the meat

4bfd38 No.284470


aye cantonese chicken is just about as addictive as heroin

fucking love those chicken balls


you should see what the chinese fishers do to the prawns

other than that I don't think there're any seafood options, as much as I'd like there to be

3ef90e No.284471

File: 0a38f56f62eed2d⋯.jpg (106.59 KB, 385x500, 77:100, 25986744623_2b3c067abb.jpg)

4bfd38 No.284472

then again though this lamb tikka would also be damn nice

318361 No.284473

File: b793cc1eda8e647⋯.jpg (50.53 KB, 640x480, 4:3, scream arino.jpg)


afaik trans fats actually are bad and all 6 million of them have been rounded up and gassed. Sat fats are good boys who are getting their lives on track and the police need to stop harassing them.


>want to buy some yoghurt

>most of the stuff on the shelf is 0% fat


23b7c5 No.284474


sounds good


seafood is always the questionable option with takeout tbh

8b729e No.284475


Same with my doctor. And it is fully healed. It just healed in a position that isn't the way it should be yay

tbh never trust doctors. Doctor told me my tummy was fine too but now it's painful again smh


>I feel like I have to be less affectionate to it now as well else I'll be contributing to the trend where it comes inside and coats everything in it's filthiness

smh, lad. I can't do that

318361 No.284476

File: 60ab30b3c78f50c⋯.jpg (21.89 KB, 480x285, 32:19, shotgun load.jpg)



*takes you out*

5136b3 No.284477


>aye cantonese chicken is just about as addictive as heroin

they probably put heroin in it alongside pouring pure sugar in

4bfd38 No.284478

>chicken&sweetcorn soup

>chicken with green pepper&black bean sauce

>sweet&sour ribs

>fried rice



>spring roll £ 2.30

I think deep down I've already made up my mind

23b7c5 No.284479


you getting the bill then?

4bfd38 No.284480


That does match up with what I vaguely remember being told


>be shrop

>refuse to eat any yogurt other than greek

>all greek in shop is 0%

>or I can go with greek STYLE yogurt

fucking cunts I stg


sometimes a man must hold back his feelings for the greater good :'^(


here's hoping they sprinkle on a little extra for this absolute boi over here

8b729e No.284481

File: b81ab9ba336dae7⋯.png (442.06 KB, 869x491, 869:491, ClipboardImage.png)

4bfd38 No.284482

>steamed pork&prawn dumplings

how can I refuse oriental dumplings

I'm only a man

4bfd38 No.284483

might get some extra cab meat soup tbh

better eat now otherwise I'll struggle to cram it all in later

318361 No.284484


Depends. How trapmode are you?

8b729e No.284485


Very supposedly

318361 No.284486

File: 266db358d0a9ebe⋯.jpg (236.46 KB, 580x563, 580:563, pepe lick.jpg)


>having the BO as my qt gf(male)

8b729e No.284487


Tried to court him ironically but he's playing so hard to get that I couldn't be bothered tbh

5136b3 No.284488

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

318361 No.284489


Ooh, she's a challenge eh?

8b729e No.284490


Probably wants you to be forceful but I couldn't keep a straight face doing that tbh I'm not gay

23b7c5 No.284491

File: 16a2474c284d256⋯.jpg (50.98 KB, 700x478, 350:239, [Saizen-HnG]_Be-Bop_High_S….jpg)

5136b3 No.284492

reckon cotton eye joe is one of the best songs ever made

65a716 No.284493


I'd agree tbh, it's a disco classic

e756d7 No.284494

File: f2ea8eaebdcd824⋯.png (906.06 KB, 868x966, 62:69, civicgoblin4.png)


why does he signal so?

4bfd38 No.284495

>the chinese cunts finally went back to where they came from


5136b3 No.284496



8b729e No.284497


He didn't want to argue properly in comments. Easier to just signal

5136b3 No.284498

brexit was a mistake reverse it NOW

e756d7 No.284499

supposedly there's a cheeky chinky in the nearest slightly larger village but I dunno if I want to go all the way there

8b729e No.284500

e756d7 No.284501

>7 miles away

it's concievable I would cycle off everything I'd gain if I went and got some but that's too far smh


got some bbq sossies and coleslaw to put inna bun anyway

65a716 No.284502



e756d7 No.284503


thought I was meant to be having meat smh

six sossies, six buns, six days

4bfd38 No.284504


tbf 7 miles is too much of a trek for fast food lad

4bfd38 No.284505

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh lads

e756d7 No.284506

File: 8cd09357011122d⋯.png (28.36 KB, 657x527, 657:527, chinkpepe2.png)

torturing myself by reading a chinky cooking web novel tbh

5136b3 No.284507

File: 848e5d6b7ad7687⋯.png (29.71 KB, 708x608, 177:152, i cast cook sausage.png)


love sausages me

5136b3 No.284508


dont go emo lad

e756d7 No.284509

File: afb9fe777075bc1⋯.png (15.67 KB, 644x543, 644:543, ClipboardImage.png)


I think everyone is well aware at this point loooooool roasted


mainly it just makes me want to cook chinky food

5136b3 No.284510

File: f5137e49fb3d316⋯.png (237.7 KB, 602x507, 602:507, ClipboardImage.png)


>I think everyone is well aware at this point loooooool roasted

DON'T take that post out of context

e756d7 No.284511

File: 1984107d3914a93⋯.png (15.26 KB, 644x543, 644:543, wizard4.png)

His secret skill is that doing sk8er trikkks raises his power level

5136b3 No.284512

5136b3 No.284513


cap on backwards

132e96 No.284514

File: 1dbbe658861cef3⋯.jpg (424.73 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 1494084657278.jpg)

>boomer neighbors are having a bonfire

No more fresh air for the rest of the day now smh.

4bfd38 No.284515


lesser pickup chicks made me chuckle quite a bit tbh


based lads

not enough bonfires in this country

e756d7 No.284516

File: 35d55ac9bb373e2⋯.mp4 (3.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, boomerjakstateofmind.mp4)


get a pack of white monsters and some sossies to roast and join in

5136b3 No.284517


that mp4 is great hhaahaha

5136b3 No.284518


>ywn turn bradford into a big bonfire

65a716 No.284519


Well alright then


Nonsense, it'll be good cardio


Make it yourself then, homemade stir fry is ace

e756d7 No.284520


yeah I do sometimes

there's more to it than a stir fry though is what I mean, doing my own takeaway style stuff

4bfd38 No.284521


no such thing as good cardio la

abeec5 No.284522

File: 4cccf8367ee63a3⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 360x360, 1:1, 1529165093210.gif)

This is it, my big moment.

I'm here to say that I am gay, a homosexual. I like cute boys.

Thank you for accepting me everyone, love you all x

(Tell me something I don't know)

23b7c5 No.284523


>opera webm player no longer has a volume control


5136b3 No.284524

File: e35335f6fdff42e⋯.png (290.05 KB, 390x442, 15:17, ClipboardImage.png)

5136b3 No.284525

you had a girlfriend though lol

132e96 No.284526

File: 24acfa1517ef134⋯.jpg (62.11 KB, 750x900, 5:6, __tsukinose_vignette_april….jpg)


you mustn't shitpost like this lad

34907e No.284527


So brave. Well done. Be the real you. You do you. Love is love. Ignore the hateful bigots.

23b7c5 No.284528

File: bde5ed42d5fbc25⋯.png (765.67 KB, 940x668, 235:167, ClipboardImage.png)

dcff3a No.284529

File: dc84924e1854254⋯.jpg (577.29 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DSC_3372.jpg)

went on a lovely trip to the forest tbh

c87204 No.284530

File: f0b727a1ca33a1d⋯.jpg (529.28 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, godemperor22.jpg)

This is it, my big moment.

I'm here to say that I am glorious, a JOOCY pale orc. I like crushing my enemies and seeing them driven before me.

Thank you for accepting me everyone, love you all x

5136b3 No.284531

File: 48fb85f02408a8b⋯.png (1.78 MB, 1440x837, 160:93, ClipboardImage.png)

went on a lovely trip to the forest tbh

dcff3a No.284532

File: 588821091140114⋯.jpg (3.11 MB, 2160x3840, 9:16, DSC_3373.jpg)


>waifu appropriating my joocy pale orc title



nobody is surprised in the least, lad

23b7c5 No.284533

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Should get round to finding a full rip of this tbh

dcff3a No.284534

also a hot slag mummy walked briskly past me and said hi and so did her bouncy jubblies

34907e No.284535



>few sparesly scattered trees

>wide open field of grass

Lad… Would you like to go to an actual forest some time?

23b7c5 No.284536


we need more trees :(

5136b3 No.284537


woah this is weird

background lassies more qt than the main one

dcff3a No.284538

File: 01812818958d399⋯.png (500.37 KB, 1000x562, 500:281, this-is-england-5171014a15….png)

5136b3 No.284539

File: 17a325d04d18169⋯.png (12.21 KB, 202x150, 101:75, ClipboardImage.png)


they're planning a BIG forest in yorkshire apparently called the NORTHERN FOREST

dcff3a No.284540


sounds good lad i'm jealous

65a716 No.284541


Lies, no use packing on all that muscle if you can't hoof it around




I was about to object to the word orc but then I realised you pretty much are one

23b7c5 No.284542

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


looks a bit small lad


Ah it was wild.

5136b3 No.284543

File: ea7bb0367dcc410⋯.png (546.67 KB, 434x600, 217:300, ClipboardImage.png)


scooby runs marathons yet he's still a JOOCY big guy 4u

dcff3a No.284544

>tfw youtube embeds never appear anymore and cant figure out why

65a716 No.284545



5136b3 No.284546

File: 88690858447e9a6⋯.png (2.4 MB, 1254x1224, 209:204, ClipboardImage.png)

*zooms past you*

4bfd38 No.284547


hell no lad you get big so you'll never have to run again

34907e No.284548


>all that forest

It will be ruined by mountain bikers and dog walkers.

5136b3 No.284549


he shall travel in great leaps of several miles each

dcff3a No.284550

File: 172cb49c44eda12⋯.gif (468.99 KB, 512x807, 512:807, tumblr_inline_oxuzzyDiY71q….gif)


how come the bike is stationary in the pic then?

4bfd38 No.284551


that I'd be fine with tbh

dcff3a No.284552



smh get out

23b7c5 No.284553


You're moving

34907e No.284554

File: 09a4483f42dac28⋯.png (35.32 KB, 625x557, 625:557, IMG_2579.PNG)


*pushes you off*

5136b3 No.284555



the worst are quadbikers


oh and also the paki illegal fly tippers hope none of you cunts do that

dcff3a No.284556


i can't see any other possibility tbh

dcff3a No.284557


i thought there werent pakis in yorkshire smh

>notices it covers manchester

oh nvm

5136b3 No.284558

File: e702f5dd16585e5⋯.png (29.16 KB, 543x443, 543:443, ClipboardImage.png)


>i thought there werent pakis in yorkshire

are you perhaps slightly sheltered

4bfd38 No.284559



whats a fly tipper

dcff3a No.284560


i live in paki central and have only ever visited yorkshire for my grandma who lives in a small village


b4c1d6 No.284561

Guess whos officially a law abiding citizen again

dcff3a No.284562


someone who tips waiters only if theres a fly in their soup

5136b3 No.284563


how do you not know this and i do

23b7c5 No.284564


not you

4bfd38 No.284565



5136b3 No.284566


no more bedtime?

4bfd38 No.284567


sound like pretty reasonable gents tbh


i dunno

now what are they

23b7c5 No.284568


The government says it's my turn with the xbox

4bfd38 No.284569

>@ work

>fly buzzes into heating element on the food pass

>fly dying of cold on sauce tray

They should come round my place, I'd be swimming in tips

4bfd38 No.284570

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

318361 No.284571


Yorkshire includes a fair number of significant population centres, it ain't all Heartbeat.


Good lad, you be the best you you can be.

318361 No.284572

File: 65b21ad2c88de1e⋯.jpg (231.33 KB, 627x502, 627:502, desire to know more.jpg)


The MancScouse Holocaust Brigade needs you, will you answer the call?

5136b3 No.284573


yes m'lad my brigade of yorkshiremen are here

e756d7 No.284574

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

every time this sort of yorkshire thing comes up I remember this and cringe but also laugh a bit


nobody has it, unless you go into options every time smh

bloody jim

34907e No.284575


>you're sh*t

>you're sh*t

>you're sh*t

e756d7 No.284576

File: 0dc759eccf0d133⋯.png (300.59 KB, 600x348, 50:29, ClipboardImage.png)

5136b3 No.284577

File: e91f24074550775⋯.png (852.65 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>new fash the nation episode

>none of the paycucks have uploaded it

>jesse is getting better at deleting the files

>they're putting even more content behind the paywall now

am i really gonna pay like 10 dollars a month to listen to yank podcast

probably tbh

e756d7 No.284578

File: 5984b366430343a⋯.png (830.9 KB, 600x1772, 150:443, TRS donations.png)


dcff3a No.284579


don't do it lad

5136b3 No.284580

File: 9f752edf6d2a298⋯.png (984.62 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 68889350289cf92⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


like enoch and jesse

jayoh with the ear gagues is weird looking brainlet smh and the other guy who wont stop talking about bicycles

4bfd38 No.284581


wtf is wrong with you why do you still watch TRS

at the very least paycuck to the weekly sweat or fuentes or some not retarded content creators or something YIKES

5136b3 No.284582


spic fuentes isnt white and wtf is weekly sweat?

dcff3a No.284583



>actually paying anyone for goods and services


slave to the yids smh

318361 No.284584

Who in their right mind would give money to yankish alt-right e-celebs?

5136b3 No.284585


their podcasts are entertaining lad

97def5 No.284586


Fuentes is fucking better than TRS but why on earth do this smh

4bfd38 No.284587


>nicky boy

neither is mike enoch

and look it up


I do believe goods and services are exactly the thing money was invented to be traded for



dcff3a No.284588


5136b3 No.284589


Fuentes is a boomer retard

TRS is just opie and anthony with nationalists it's entertaining

5136b3 No.284590

it's just not worth the money though rip

97def5 No.284591


Yeah he's a boomer but TRS is even worse, Nick at least talks some sense occasionally. But whatever, enjoy your LARP

318361 No.284592

tbh I don't know who any of these people are.

5136b3 No.284593


lmao suck my cock herts

also nick fuentes is literally skinnier than me i could beat the shit out of him

97def5 No.284594


Sorry lad unlike you I'm not a raging homo

5136b3 No.284595

Is master brews podcast any good because last time I listened to albion radio or whatever I fell asleep from boredom

5136b3 No.284596


your homoness is well documented on this site you baccha bazi homo paki

97def5 No.284597


Right, just like my being a Turkish antifa commie tranny jew is well documented

e756d7 No.284598

File: ab4bb3e01085932⋯.gif (268.26 KB, 500x375, 4:3, turkroachgif.gif)


it is tho lad

5136b3 No.284599


you literally tried to orbit a tranny

5136b3 No.284600

if you want to insult me maybe ask someone with less baggage to do it for you

97def5 No.284601


Hope you're joking tbh


Not quite, just unfortunately phrased. But we already dealt with this


You're obsessed. Get help.

5136b3 No.284602


>You're obsessed. Get help.

everytime i post you appear like a smarmy little cockroach to post something contrarian like a passive aggressive little twat

5136b3 No.284603


>Not quite, just unfortunately phrased. But we already dealt with this

No I don't think we did ask why you call people gay when you are yourself literally gay

97def5 No.284604



kek, you're not exactly helping your case here.

e756d7 No.284605

File: b079d680ac9e191⋯.png (37.8 KB, 820x820, 1:1, typerfrog.png)

it's the only thing that makes sense tbh

>herts is the deranged son of a turkish oil baron, educated in London and let loose to do as he pleases

>initially harmless, soon becomes an egomaniac through the online imageboard community, causes multiple schisms until he ends up in control of his own group

>lacking any discipline, soon becomes a greater and greater degenerate, first literally moving to another country in an attempt to get germorussian cummies

>this failing, he returns. Depressed and easily influenced, he relinquishes control of his internet fiefdom and Neo turns his attention to him, convincing him to transition

>we arrive at the present day where turkish tranny commie civic herts attempts to destroy the board of his own creation through incessant shitposting

d2b586 No.284606

File: 0896bc11eed8a20⋯.jpg (217.16 KB, 854x1224, 427:612, a45f5a94-e6b0-4c84-8455-e4….jpg)

5136b3 No.284607


e756d7 No.284608

File: 5883661751284bf⋯.png (168.37 KB, 1451x421, 1451:421, ClipboardImage.png)

5136b3 No.284609


we have to save him

e756d7 No.284610


didn't think that through did you lad

5136b3 No.284611


save pembs not save the nonce

5136b3 No.284612


4bfd38 No.284613


sounds like I'm up

e756d7 No.284614

File: 6292babbd91e98f⋯.png (17.15 KB, 300x250, 6:5, gunpepe2guns.png)

>no (you)s for my shitpost-but-half-serious


he's doing alright isn't he

getting his life back on track

living in an ambulance

77d762 No.284615

File: 60e0ec4a8809443⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 219.95 KB, 1681x2048, 1681:2048, she 12.jpg)

Why jocky for alpha status when there is no shortage of boipucci?

4bfd38 No.284616


it must be mans nature to constantly struggle to yet increase his boipucci stash. there can be no other way

23b7c5 No.284617


that doesn't look very enjoyable.

23b7c5 No.284618

TRS is fucking gobshite

5136b3 No.284619

File: bf43199799f310f⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

23b7c5 No.284620


AR without Masterbrew is decent tbh, Hemlock and Horatio have a lot better flow

5136b3 No.284621


where do you watch just on youtube?

23b7c5 No.284622


Youtube yeah, but I mean I know both Hemmie and Horat. Also IRL masterbrew is a cunt.

e756d7 No.284623

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

my little sister's growing up

>steam profile changed from her own face and name (wtf) to sexy farquaad and a meme

maybe I can shitpost in team fortress with her now




MB was only on episode one or smth iirc

97def5 No.284624


Horatio is a fucking mong though. Mind you the high tory shit is almost as bad. I just wouldn't listen at all tbh, it's just preaching to the choir anyway

e756d7 No.284625


started to realize that during the High Tory nonesense and that tbh

23b7c5 No.284626


Yah he's a cunt but he's a funny cunt.

>When Horatio shitposts about yanks but you can hear his GF's american accent in the background of one episode


e756d7 No.284627

File: dbf9722dff8a20d⋯.png (45.29 KB, 1140x798, 10:7, 2.png)

fucked up my ulcer leg foot somehow and now I can walk even less lmao

97def5 No.284628


Fair tbh sounds like a laff

>having a yank gf

The one type of civic I won't touch

5136b3 No.284629

>open package of mastic gum that just arrived

>horrible smell emnantes

have I been trolled?


poor lad

5136b3 No.284630


get the nhs on it

5136b3 No.284631

File: 0cb6189a4e3daac⋯.png (208.13 KB, 330x450, 11:15, ClipboardImage.png)

oh god this tastes horrible and smells horrible, it was so expensive

23b7c5 No.284632

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>mastic gum

for vhat pvrpose


Someone call Neo because we're going to have to LOP IT OFF


Tbh we bully him about it all the time, and it's always fun to bring up VinnieRadio and how it's better than Albion Radio.

4bfd38 No.284633


shouldve just bought falim like a normal looksmaxxer



the hint is in the name my son

e756d7 No.284634

is there an ascii version of



4bfd38 No.284635


bad nutrition will only serve to make it worse, if you've been living purely on sausages

23b7c5 No.284636

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4bfd38 No.284637

you can improve your jaw all you want but the chin will remain the same

better to just stop being insecure, as I have advised you so many times before

e756d7 No.284638


the SA diet

no lad I have some veggies

fruit is the hardest thing to get a hold of atm

4bfd38 No.284639


fuck fruit

so long as youre getting sufficient micronutrients and a calorie surplus of 0+ for growth&repair

23b7c5 No.284640

File: 1811779d01b1c95⋯.png (1.37 MB, 766x1024, 383:512, ClipboardImage.png)


yah but it;s a meme tho, just chew your food lmao how difficult is that.

T. ate a lot of dried meat as a kid

5136b3 No.284641



getting that next, not making these greek cunts rich for the right to eat turd gum


my chin is based


fruit is great lad

5136b3 No.284642

>It was during the 1980s that researchers in Iraq (yes, Iraq used to be a highly-developed country!) discovered that mastic gum has anti-ulcer properties and people in the Middle East started using it.

conjure some m'wizard

e756d7 No.284643


whomst'd've'stly'mt'idn't'y ist thys fellowe


I like to put huge dry french sausages in my mouth

I mean salami

e756d7 No.284644


a preventative isn't much use after the fact smh

although apparently I'm at risk of them for the rest of my life so maybe

4bfd38 No.284645


The jaw has muscles like any other, no reason to assume different for the jaw.

especially if you don't eat lots of jerky like yon crazy saffers



I've read that the actual treesap I can only assume was used to make the stuff you bought is better than gum itself. comes in a powdery form


that's the spirit lad


no it's vile I'm afraid. there's no point to it

23b7c5 No.284646


its vinniestruggle

5136b3 No.284647


The best thing is danish rye bread, it's so tough and requires big chews

make your kids eat it so they're not jawlets

e756d7 No.284648

File: 891912a2f24fdb9⋯.png (1.46 MB, 960x731, 960:731, sadfrog6.png)

missed the chance to put "and stiff" into the description of perfectly innocent dried meat consumption smh

4bfd38 No.284649


lad my children wouldn't be jawlets even if they bred with ya ma like yon poor father did. my family is what you might call "good stock"

23fa51 No.284650

e756d7 No.284651


isn't that that circular stuff with a hole in it they use to make open sandwich cakes with

used to have that tbh

5136b3 No.284652


alri bilbo

4bfd38 No.284653


even if I*


77d762 No.284654

File: f960be09b6a1386⋯.jpg (44.43 KB, 580x600, 29:30, pepe devilishly.jpg)


>wessex has a little sister

5136b3 No.284655

77d762 No.284656


Quality bullying tbh

4bfd38 No.284657


it's nice to know someone appreciates my tasteful bullying

5136b3 No.284658



i thought mine was good

e756d7 No.284659

File: 21efe272b60c350⋯.png (275.23 KB, 749x802, 749:802, 8.png)


two actually

one is a qualified nurse, with a super trad southern french catholic richboi with an exclusive job in plastics

so trad she complains that they don't get it on, so I'm pretty hopeful that she'll marry into the family and have lots of children relatively early on

she also used to go to Front Nationale rallies, or whatever the BASED french party was

the one on steam is a meme dropout who's been working unpaid at a crab fishery for 2 years and appears to be a typical instagram thot going by some photos I've seen smh

still my sister and still austism and plays halo etc

I will be their children's wierd uncle

65a716 No.284660


Do you get on well with your sisters lad?

5136b3 No.284661

File: f754e6df3a7b588⋯.png (582.29 KB, 648x800, 81:100, ClipboardImage.png)


shorter and weigh less than me tbh

e756d7 No.284662


yeah, all the youngsters in the family

probably helps that I don't see them hardly ever what with living in fr*nce and everywhere but somerset

4bfd38 No.284663

c87204 No.284664

File: d2ff1072beaec2d⋯.gif (142.31 KB, 359x500, 359:500, Moomins-the-moomins-228653….gif)

5136b3 No.284665


youre a frog? smh

713367 No.284666


23b7c5 No.284667

Just realised I've been having relatively detailed dreams for once, usually I don't dream at all.

e756d7 No.284668


mummy's a shitter expat, fled to france after doing her part to fuck over England

5136b3 No.284669


When the country is about to collapse from BREXIT how can you criticise

713367 No.284670

File: 4cad25185c17a19⋯.png (301.54 KB, 410x545, 82:109, 4cad25185c17a1926f6bee9fb9….png)

23b7c5 No.284671

Found my edgy drawing book, feel like I should cut out the edgy pages tbh.

5136b3 No.284672


anprim the hedgehog

4bfd38 No.284673


>the country can be affected by international politics

the nation is built from people. so long as the people remain unchanged then in reality any perceived changes are illusions cast upon you by others

such is politics

4bfd38 No.284674


me too actually

would love if it kept on going

5136b3 No.284675


tbf we import so much and our economy so integrated international politics has a big effect

north korean jucheic autarky when?

4bfd38 No.284676


I believe I binned my edgy drawing book. I did keep the good pages out of respect for young shrops efforts though.

I had built up a bit of a mythos up over time. lots of symbols, monsters, and suits of armour.

4bfd38 No.284677


it's nothing that we weren't under threat from anyway. laymen worrying about inflation rates GNO growth is pretty pointless. They're just the scary stories that politicians tell to their adults to keep them in line

5136b3 No.284678


yeah remember when our whole economy crashed in like 2006 or whatever that was fun the economists sure knew what to do then

e756d7 No.284679

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

any lads w ant to play half life pokemon gladiator death battles with me?

all you need is hl1 and to download sven coop

5136b3 No.284680


looks too high iq for me

what is going on there

ef354c No.284681


"Warning contents hot"

4bfd38 No.284682


My family survived and we're poor as shit. poor as shit then, poor as shit now. were YOU personally hurt by the recession? do you even remember it?

e756d7 No.284683


it's actually really easy, only brainlet tard randos don't know how to play

>pick a team

>start in a lab, you get 4 slots to put creature things in

>you get 4 creature egg things (like pokeballs) which you can randomize and upgrade

>this changes the creature type, how many of the creatures in that egg there are and their rarity level, with rarer creatures having different skins and attacks etc

can be played 1v1 teams or 4p ffa

5136b3 No.284684


yes I didn't have enough food to eat some days and lost the house i lived in

5136b3 No.284685


hmmmmmmmm it does sound fun

e756d7 No.284686


go for it lad

Bongo Bongo Land? can give me your steam acc again too

5136b3 No.284687

File: a46f74b5bbe6cb3⋯.png (68.16 KB, 269x187, 269:187, ClipboardImage.png)


> steam acc

I don't want you to see my hours

uninstalled dota 2 14 times this week, trying to quit, think this will be the last

can't play tonight but will sometime lad i still have you on bongo

4bfd38 No.284688


People go without food from time to time it's not a big deal. We lost our house before the recession so I suppose the housing prices bust was worse for others than some.

What matters is that we're all here to tell the tale. horror stories remain horror stories

5136b3 No.284690


I wasn't saying that as an insult to what you said before it was an unrelated point

5136b3 No.284691

I was saying that people who larp about muh gdp actually have no clue and are the same people who think endless third worlders are going to pay all our pensions

5136b3 No.284692

and didn't predict or had no real response when the economy crashed

e756d7 No.284693

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I already saw them when we played terraria tbh

it's no biggie everyone can see that I have 15 minutes in that VN about catgirls that the autiste gave me as a joke

games of black mesa: special tactics science can last 5mins to an hour depending on how many rounds set

there's also minigames every 2 rounds that let you get extra points while eg running away from giant headcrabs, going through gonome infested mazes, playing CTF etc

5136b3 No.284694


sounds fun we should play another time

eating atm and having to squint through various castration pics to hide them

65a716 No.284695




65a716 No.284696


Clicked on a spoiler on /shit/ and it was that first image, fucking awful

713367 No.284697


4bfd38 No.284698


doing a lot better now lad, cheers




I had assumed you'd gone full weekend economist on us. my apologies for misreading you.

Indeed though. there were people that saw the crash cming but everyone else in between are often just "well informed idiots"

4bfd38 No.284699

>(you)d myself because same flag

wow the disguise worked

3ef90e No.284700

File: 5d15fcc53f1e171⋯.jpg (331.61 KB, 800x533, 800:533, yap-stone-money-rai.jpg)

713367 No.284702

File: d21ec21eeeffd38⋯.png (933.19 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 262f35f8ad81f057f89c24d525….png)

3ef90e No.284703

File: 1b9515789c45089⋯.jpg (184.37 KB, 584x660, 146:165, Parsnip-face.jpg)

5136b3 No.284705

smells was terrible

well now at least in addition to being a jawlet I smell of some greek fart smell

c87204 No.284706

might play runescape and just bake lots of cakes and other sweeties and run a sweet shop tbh

23b7c5 No.284707


just googled my name the hedgehog, terrifying

23b7c5 No.284708

Also jesus shrop why didn't you spoiler those

c87204 No.284709


they have different ID's

713367 No.284710

File: 6bc765dbfe7299a⋯.jpg (34.4 KB, 636x477, 4:3, 1457552202064-0.jpg)

713367 No.284712

>ordered the gosha shirt

>bank didn't like me ordering expensive shit at 2 in the morning on a VPN and temporarily cancelled my card and therefore the transaction

saved me from a drunk purchase I guess.

4bfd38 No.284713


lad cmon dont think so poorly of me

thats not how I post at all

4bfd38 No.284714


kek lad you mad man

im gonna buy a basketball jersey soon tbh

77d762 No.284715

File: f3f85d71f64d170⋯.jpg (74.01 KB, 720x960, 3:4, delete consequences.jpg)


77d762 No.284717


>north korean jucheic autarky

Will this come after the CANZUK integration? Glorious isolation together.

c0dc5c No.284718

File: 4e8190f7face287⋯.jpg (51.56 KB, 297x478, 297:478, Jewess 170.jpg)

honey bunnies

d2b586 No.284719

File: 36e80936def83ba⋯.jpg (74.16 KB, 960x540, 16:9, Asian-Playboy-PUA-Does-Chi….jpg)

713367 No.284720

5136b3 No.284721


mercantilism will become a thing again as we starve the rest of the world into submission

d2b586 No.284722

File: 9f1eca5ac69eb89⋯.jpg (354.9 KB, 3553x2301, 3553:2301, jamie-leigh-bunnies.jpg)

713367 No.284723


based civic nationalism tbh

5136b3 No.284724

File: bfcc352430a0d71⋯.png (539.54 KB, 456x810, 76:135, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bd341bcd8132313⋯.png (563.49 KB, 456x810, 76:135, ClipboardImage.png)

4bfd38 No.284725

Think I'm gonna apply for a finance apprenticeship tbh lads


just as a goof tbh

and to be an arsehole

4bfd38 No.284726


cant stand these sorts of faces

713367 No.284727

still want the gosha shirt tbh

we'll see how drunk I get tomorrow

5136b3 No.284728

File: 142defcea19d242⋯.png (738.05 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


didnt really capture the frogtism

5136b3 No.284729

File: 153733e9c2c183e⋯.png (518 KB, 453x604, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


5136b3 No.284730


gosha makes me think of gorka

c87204 No.284731

File: a3f6d9cdc868986⋯.png (797.93 KB, 1024x876, 256:219, Book2.png)

File: 6fee6842883dc57⋯.jpg (37.57 KB, 500x297, 500:297, Churchill-Mk-VI.jpg)

d2b586 No.284732

File: aa83fdd0c4f77d5⋯.png (754.17 KB, 453x1135, 453:1135, 547a1b2096b6be6abc3dde8182….png)

5136b3 No.284733

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e756d7 No.284734


shame morrakijew turned out as such a fag but it's par for the course for TRS

5136b3 No.284735


whats the deal with him? dont know about any of this drama

5136b3 No.284736

File: 93f62a8b6d4bde0⋯.png (75.97 KB, 216x249, 72:83, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a7eaa8321540941⋯.png (273.88 KB, 640x384, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)

dude just get lobe surgery seriously

e756d7 No.284737


standard eceleb faggotry, fell out with /pol/ etc when it became clear that he would get more shekels by doing so

5136b3 No.284738



there was one guy called ghoul i liked but apparently he was a homo or something and just left one day when they found out??

5136b3 No.284739

or they found out his family was liberal and bullied him away or something

e756d7 No.284740


think he's back now and that he's a paedo as well as a gay

maybe something about a 17yo

idk, don't do eceleb drama and the TRS faggening/jew-tier shill wars are like two years ago at this point, maybe more

5136b3 No.284741


when mike enochs wife left him because she was jewish was rough for them kek

then he came back and the constant banter about his jewish wife had me in stitches

c87204 No.284742

File: 6b758cac3b0cdef⋯.png (99.27 KB, 492x202, 246:101, Tears_In_Rain.png)

drink with me

to days

gone by

e756d7 No.284743

File: 5a9d7c199a9cf86⋯.png (550.15 KB, 660x791, 660:791, kikenoch.png)


as far as I can recall the only reason they split was because she was outed and so was yid enoch for being fucking faggot spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine), she was on the podcast before reading "gas jews lol" tier stuff and it came out that she was some sort of drag fetishist and major organizer for degeneracy parades, things which yid let her do and probably helped fund with TRS donation money

I really don't understand how everyone just sort of forgot and went back to them, I expected TRS to slowly die as only their original die hard paypigs remained and dwindled away, guess I underestimated t he power of propaganda and forgetfulness

could be wrong though, like I say I don't know anything past the TRS shilling raids on 8chan

5136b3 No.284744


he looked so extremely goofy and unkempt, especially with his deep voice, lol, glad he got in shape a bit now

yeah idk how he got her to read that stuff for the show when she was left wing j00 ????

5136b3 No.284745

e756d7 No.284746


because they are both spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)

5136b3 No.284747

File: f94878a32fa6494⋯.png (748.63 KB, 900x506, 450:253, ClipboardImage.png)

*listens to paid content for free*

713367 No.284748

have never and will never actually listen to anything made by TRS tbh

5136b3 No.284749


Need something as background noise, 22st would understand.

65a716 No.284750


Me neither tbh, I really can't be arsed with any of this podcast shit

e756d7 No.284751

File: c59fd012f19da5f⋯.png (30.73 KB, 865x466, 865:466, deadpepe1.png)

my background noise is me quietly swearing, groaning and making sharp intakes of breath as I move my fucked up foot

dunno what the fuck happened to it, I just walked to the shop earlier and that's all I did today, yet it's painful enough in areas which it shouldn't be it's like my little toe is fucking broken or something somehow

maybe it'll fix itself overnight, bedtime lads

c0dc5c No.284752


My background noise when I'm bored is racism and ranting, I really hope it doesn't become habitual. I don't want the grandchildren to think I'm poorly of me.

I hop your foot gets better

5136b3 No.284753

File: 4b24add2d3afb98⋯.png (95.55 KB, 658x901, 658:901, ClipboardImage.png)


poorlad, sleep might fix it

5136b3 No.284754

aoe 2 is an extremely difficult game tbh

4bfd38 No.284755

my dodgy finger's acting up smh


Aye ghoul was grooming underage lads at the pool parties



consider yourselves blessed

23b7c5 No.284756


It’s good fun but yeah when it gets difficult it gets difficult

5136b3 No.284757


>Aye ghoul was grooming underage lads at the pool parties


23b7c5 No.284758

TRS is really gay and they banned me three times

4bfd38 No.284759


no joke either

I'm honestly furious if he was allowed to come back and he's been accepted

I fucking hate TRS

5136b3 No.284760


>TRS is really gay and they banned me three times

TOP KEK story?


got to protect our bois from the lechers

23b7c5 No.284761


Oof tbh lad

23b7c5 No.284762


Just me dabbing on Americans multiple times, and one of the users, Hydro or whatever, he was a mod on their Bongo Bongo Land and some podcasts, he joined Natt’s beer hall and I found old shit from when he used to orbit a trap on tumblr and i tucking evisercated him

5136b3 No.284763

File: 9a89e99829be7fb⋯.png (533.21 KB, 833x833, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>I found old shit from when he used to orbit a trap on tumblr and i tucking evisercated him

4bfd38 No.284764


theyre all as bad as eachother though. open gays, closet gays, pedos, literal jews, mixies and the brainless pay cattle that follow them. literally everything that is wrong with the modern far right

5136b3 No.284765


5136b3 No.284766

at least my only failing is i did a weaboo cosplay once

c87204 No.284767

File: c9949627d74992a⋯.jpg (84.06 KB, 287x421, 287:421, 1488487451434.jpg)

>in deep conversation with someone pouring your heart out and you send them a particularly long message that reveals a bit more of your nutty side than the previous ones and they don't respond right away like before and you think you scared them off by letting too much slip and they realise what a nutter you actually are

4bfd38 No.284768


your failings measure more than dressing up as a lady for men on the internet I'm afraid

-no bully-

5136b3 No.284769


yeah but i was sort of raised in a shit tier single parent family with zero role models or guidance so at least i'm improving and not a soulless soy golem or lopped my cock off or killed half my brain via alchohol and drugs yet

4bfd38 No.284770


this is a classic move

I think they call it the "final move"

because it's the last time anything is ever said between the 2 parties!

5136b3 No.284771


ive done this a lot in the past

*sends 'haha' to let them know im joking*

4bfd38 No.284772

I remember messaging a girl that I was interested in her once

I knew I'd fucked up at that very moment

I can only conceive of the type of axe wielding maniac that thinks it's appropriate to send a girl a wall of text that shows her how "nutty" (probably code for either possessive or autistic) he be.

come on lads, we're better than this


your mistakes are your own. improvement is good but the only way to fully surpass your mistakes is to take full ownership.

Do you think an "alpha male" would ever even consider dressing up for attention?

be your own tough love if no one else will

5136b3 No.284774


arent you the one who posts about glam rock constantly

4bfd38 No.284775

new thread FYI












4bfd38 No.284776


In dresses you mongrel

c87204 No.284777


its a girl and its nothing romantic and its me answering questions and she also did respond in the end and everythings fine

youre making a lot of dumb assumptions thinking you know everything

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