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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: b2a340f5d63e73d⋯.gif (2.25 MB, 500x283, 500:283, 1419194946325.gif)

6aaa47 No.255727

‘Brazen Act of War’: MPs and Ministers Rail Against Suspected Nerve Agent Attack

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/08/brazen-act-war-mps-ministers-suspected-russian-nerve-agent-attack/

>A former government minister has said Russia could be guilty of “a brazen act of war” if they attempted to assassinate a former spy in Salisbury, whilst a Labour MP called Russia a “terrorist” state.

>Addressing the House, Home Secretary Amber Rudd told MPs the attack was a “brazen and reckless act” conducted in the “most cruel and public way”, but cautioned against speculating about the perpetrators.

Days After Threatening to Punish Brexit Voters by Grounding Holiday Flights, Ryanair Changes Tune

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/08/threatening-punish-brexit-voters-grounding-flights-ryanair-changes-tune/

>Days after abrasive Europhile airline boss Michael O’Leary announced his intention to force Brits to see the Brexit debate from his point of view by grounding his aircraft, the Ryanair chief of marketing has spoken out to confirm the company will not actually be deliberately sabotaging its own business out of spite over the EU membership vote.

>Despite hundreds of flights departing the United Kingdom and flying to non-European Union member states around the world every day, Jacobs repeated the claim that Britain leaving the European Union could mean “open skies comes to a grinding halt on a specific date because negotiations fall apart and there is then a risk that aircraft can’t fly” and said consumers should be concerned.

Hundreds of women plan mass resignation from the Labour Party over ruling that allows trannies on all-women shortlists

https://order-order.com/2018/03/07/hundreds-of-women-plan-mass-resignation-from-labour-over-trans-ruling/

>Labour has been allowing gender self-defined candidates onto all-women shortlists for some time – this just puts it in the rulebook. Controversially, the ruling could be used to allow transgender women to join the party’s internal women-only groups and programmes, for example, the influential women’s bloc in the PLP, women’s conference, and access training provided by the Labour Women’s Network and Jo Cox Women in Leadership.

>A crowdfunded campaign, “keep all women shortlists female“, has so far raised more than £25,000 to combat the proposal. Meanwhile, several Labour activists are threatening to take legal action.

>Meanwhile a campaign group called Mayday4Women says hundreds of Labour women will leave the party in a coordinated protest. All of this puts Corbyn in a difficult position.

Guardian women protest Owen Jones: "even the Spectator is more feminist than us"

https://order-order.com/2018/03/08/guardian-women-protest-owen-jones-even-spectator-feminist-us/

>The trans versus feminist culture war has a new battleground: the Guardian newsroom. Owen Jones has been leading the fight for self-defining trans people – those who identify as women without any medical change to their gender – to be allowed onto Labour’s all-women shortlists. This viewpoint is extremely unpopular with many non-millennial feminists, who have serious concerns about whether it really advances gender equality. There is increasing angst among feminist journalists at the Guardian who believe that Owen and other men on the trans side are mansplaining all-women shortlists to them.

>Several female Guardianistas believe Owen’s influence and platform pushing the trans issue is causing large numbers of feminists to regard the Guardian as anti-women.

6aaa47 No.255729

first for how do you all live without me tbh


8e3f4b No.255731

>>255729

barely


d5510c No.255732

File: 8205dafe6d0d673⋯.jpg (116.37 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, war to death protestor.jpg)

>>255729

We get by


8e3f4b No.255733

File: 6cc3dee8dcb2429⋯.jpg (103.99 KB, 612x612, 1:1, Frances-Bishop-Feet-257363….jpg)


3a213a No.255734

We're all going to make it lads.

Spring is new beginnings.


3a213a No.255735

File: 669f652f022d639⋯.jpg (41.6 KB, 652x437, 652:437, ducks.jpg)

>tfw you realise how easy it is to change info about yourself like name, age


3a213a No.255736

File: 3af65042761dcd4⋯.jpg (63.6 KB, 688x410, 344:205, every woman a THOT.jpg)

WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL EM


d5510c No.255737

File: dc64534f0f91fda⋯.png (985.33 KB, 617x850, 617:850, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no gf


3a213a No.255738

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)


d5510c No.255739

>>255738

me and my soon-to-be-GF she just doesn't know it yet.


3a213a No.255740

File: 5eb8b37cff7a0ff⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 697.54 KB, 600x640, 15:16, just fuck my shit up.png)

>>255739

y-yeah..


3a213a No.255741

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB, 300x441, 100:147, baste.jpg)

>that part where she says she likes long dicks

my hatred just grows greater lads

not that i have a small dick tbh i find it disgusting to talk about and be so open about


ccd874 No.255742

>>255727

Good lad. Where is the thread video thoigh?


ccd874 No.255743

>>255735

>>tfw you realise how easy it is to change info about yourself like name, age

Nothing prevent each spent day is another closer to the grave.

>>255737

If you really wanted a gf you'd have one tbh


3a213a No.255744

>>255743

wdhmbt


d5510c No.255745

>>255743

See lad there's actually no one in my current circles who I'm actually romantically attracted to so I'm stuck up the creek without a paddle.

>tfw no goth clubs to find edgy goth girl at and start a cool relationship with


3a213a No.255746

>>255745

>there's actually no one in my current circles who I'm actually romantically attracted to

iktfb


ccd874 No.255747

File: 3b49610eee3098b⋯.png (39.71 KB, 529x323, 529:323, IMG_2116.PNG)

Nigeriour very sexy BOate Says GAFCON Exists Because Some Anglican Leaders Have Rejected Authority of Bible

>GAFCON chairman and Nigeriour very sexy BOate Nicholas Okoh says the GAFCON movement came into being nearly ten years ago because godly leaders recognized that the Anglican Communion was being divided by leaders who rejected the authority of the Bible, denied the uniqueness of Jesus and promoted patterns of life which defy Scripture and reject the pattern of creation

>"Where there is no repentance, there must be realignment. This involves new jurisdictions coming into being where necessary, such as the Anglican Church in North America, and changing patterns of relationship, both within and beyond the GAFCON movement."

>"When Anglicans come together as the global 'household of God' in a shared commitment to the unchanging gospel, which for us is set out in the Jerusalem Statement and Declaration, we can help and guide one another in the task of fashioning a faithful witness which is appropriate to our settings without being compromised."

http://www.virtueonline.org/nigerian-primate-says-gafcon-exists-because-some-anglican-leaders-have-rejected-authority-bible


ccd874 No.255748

>>255744

Meaning is you not have why regret when you'll not be able to soo enough


ccd874 No.255749

nanigjt


ccd874 No.255750

>>255747

What word filter is this?


d5510c No.255751

>>255750

I'm very confused.


ccd874 No.255752

Nigeriour very sexy BOate


ccd874 No.255753

Supreme Leader


3a213a No.255754


ccd874 No.255755

Nigerian

Primate

Nigeriour very sexy BOate

Supreme Leadera


3a213a No.255756

>think about someone i havent seen in years

>see them the same day or next day

yeah this aint funny anymore tbh


d5510c No.255757

I see


3a213a No.255758

>drank coke

>not tired

FUCK


ccd874 No.255759

File: 5e1b6fa454d8a7b⋯.jpg (74.97 KB, 760x760, 1:1, IMG_2117.JPG)

Are jailed Britain First leaders Jayda Fransen and Paul Golding Christians?

>Fransen and Golding, while out and about harassing Moslems who hand out the Quran in the streets, often espouse explicitly Christian rhetoric and unashamedly quote from the Bible as well as confronting Moslems with selective quotes from the Quran

>it is notable how little traction in this country the 'Christian' side of Britain First receives, which helps explain why many are not familiar with the supposed religious link at all. Even, or especially, when it comes to mainstream politics, British people appear to be uneasy with the mixing of it with religion, hence Alastair Campbell's famous intervention during an interview with Tony Blair when the spin doctor said 'We don't do God'

>there is clearly something dangerously seductive about the merging of religion and nationalism, with the former, at least, frequently acting as a force for good. The two together combined are a toxic force and one that, for now at least, has been widely rejected by the British people

https://www.christiantoday.com/article/are.jailed.britain.first.leaders.jayda.fransen.and.paul.golding.christians/127073.htm


ccd874 No.255760

>>255757

What is causing it Supreme Leader?


d5510c No.255761

>>255760

An Prim

lmao


ccd874 No.255762

An prim


d5510c No.255763

File: ffd3e79325f5e94⋯.png (579.53 KB, 600x480, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>255762

Yeah exactly that, nigeriAN PRIMate.


ccd874 No.255764

>>255763

Some thing else


ccd874 No.255765

>>255754

I don't want to get older, no way. I need a shoulder to talk to about it.


3a213a No.255766

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB, 358x465, 358:465, wink.png)

>I like long dicks

disgusting slag

her cunt must be stretched like wizards sleeve

>>255765

talk to me lad


ccd874 No.255767

>>255766

I feel the host in a land of parasites.


3a213a No.255768

>>255767

what parasites exactly?


d4a98b No.255769

File: 7d398949b04bb72⋯.mp4 (4.16 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Sad bike man.mp4)

Akira vibes


d5510c No.255770

>>255769

TAKE ME FAR AWAY

TO ESCAPE MYSELF

I'd aesthetic post but I have an essay to write


3a213a No.255771

>engage in behaviour which causes anxiety

>omg why do i have anxiety???

stupid thots


ccd874 No.255772

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>255768

>what parasites exactly

You know.

>>255769

>wasn't shot dead

What a disappointment.


3a213a No.255773

>>255772

cant believe you listen to such shit music lad actually shaking my head irl


d5510c No.255774

File: 2cb843630e911ce⋯.png (245.97 KB, 624x351, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


ccd874 No.255775

>>255773

>>cant believe you listen to such sh*t music lad actually shaking my head irl

>he doesn't appreciate good music

vsmhfstsvftbqh


ccd874 No.255776

some thingelse

an prim


ccd874 No.255777

For Jesus


3a213a No.255778

>>255775

i cant appreciate it because it isn't good music lmao


d5510c No.255779

>>255776

it's fixed ok


ccd874 No.255780

>>255778

It's bland and unchallenging. It's chillaxed and almost uncaring.

>>255779

Edit my post then thank you please.


d4a98b No.255781

File: cacedd930cf8e1e⋯.webm (2.53 MB, 320x180, 16:9, Condition 1.webm)

Living in brutal wilderness is the best life

>>255770

Good luck with it lad

>>255772

>Lonelyside

groovy ngl


d5510c No.255782

>>255780

To what?


ccd874 No.255783

>>255782

To "Nigerian Primate" rather than "Nigeriour very sexy BOate" please.


ccd874 No.255784

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>255781

>groovy ngl

Yes lad.


d5510c No.255785

>>255783

Ah its fine lad


ccd874 No.255786

>>255785

>fine

I am very sexy I suppose


d5510c No.255787

>>255786

:think:


d4a98b No.255788

>>255786

>sexy I suppose

Kek that's what Bruce Jenner said


d4a98b No.255789

File: ca31b0475f9d1d2⋯.webm (2.53 MB, 360x360, 1:1, a hate story.webm)

Goodnight gents


3a213a No.255790

>>255789

sweet dreams you filthy boi


d5510c No.255791

>>255789

night lad


a90c74 No.255792

File: febd0cfb843e845⋯.png (17.72 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)


a90c74 No.255793

Night lad.


a90c74 No.255794

>>255793

Was meant for >>255789


a90c74 No.255795

>>255792

Was meant for >>255729


a90c74 No.255796

>>255730

>>255727

Thanks lass.


a90c74 No.255797

File: 65ca5edfaa54907⋯.jpg (9.07 KB, 240x193, 240:193, af942dfdb6e2769937dc1745ec….jpg)

*Tsk* Missed BritPoster.


3a213a No.255798

>ywn beat up milanininanina vaynntrubburb


a90c74 No.255799

File: ab10caabc4763d7⋯.jpg (10.97 KB, 487x423, 487:423, 1516c31b98511a91f8632ccba8….jpg)

>>255704

Weed and weed culture is shit lad, gtfo of it ffs.


a90c74 No.255800

STOP SMOKING


a90c74 No.255801

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who /LazyBoy/ here?


a90c74 No.255802

File: 0a8bdc3be935242⋯.jpg (9.31 KB, 254x255, 254:255, 0a8bdc3be935242228da041f50….jpg)


3a213a No.255803

File: 7a9f94e17ef4999⋯.jpg (15.47 KB, 500x434, 250:217, 7a9f94e17ef4999e19a32f128e….jpg)


a90c74 No.255804

File: a57f1d507d6f250⋯.png (157.72 KB, 361x286, 361:286, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


3a213a No.255805


a90c74 No.255806


3a213a No.255807

>>255806

tfw not tired


a90c74 No.255808

>>255807

Idk how I feel atm.


ba8c65 No.255809

File: c30f240ae7fc4de⋯.jpg (30.17 KB, 366x550, 183:275, 3dfa0504c9b01403533eef58cf….jpg)

Back tbh

Looks like I'm forfeiting sleep for the next 48 or so hours smh


ccd874 No.255810

Good morning.


078bb6 No.255811

>>255810

Morning


ccd874 No.255812

>>255811

Hello lad.


ccd874 No.255813

File: 3e2a306297e99b8⋯.png (474.32 KB, 760x503, 760:503, IMG_2118.PNG)

Serbian Orthodox Church plans controversial nationalist rename

>the Serbian Orthodox Church plans to change its name to stress connections with Kosovo, the former Serbian province that gained independence in 2008. The controversial move is seen as clashing with the Serbian government's conciliatory efforts with Kosovo

>Patriarch Irinej of the Serbian Orthodox Church told the Belgrade-based Kurir newspaper yesterday that through a draft change to its internal constitution, it will be renamed as the Serbian Orthodox Church-Pec Patriarchate

>the change references Pec, now a largely Albanian town in Kosovo but once the centre of the Serbian Orthodox Church. The Serbian Patriarchate of Pec existed from 1346-1766 before it was lost to Ottoman Turks, but the Church sought to recover the historic connection when Serbia regained independence in 1879

https://www.christiantoday.com/uk/serbian-orthodox-church-plans-controversial-nationalist-rename/127119.htm


ccd874 No.255814

File: 0e2ead89cf59cec⋯.jpg (24.04 KB, 299x179, 299:179, IMG_2121.JPG)

Russian spy: Foreign minister says Russia willing to help in inquiry

>Russia was not involved in the attempted murder of an ex-spy and is willing to help with a UK inquiry, the country's foreign minister has said

>Sergei Lavrov said Russia has not yet been approached by UK authorities investigating the poisoning of Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia

>Ms Amber Rudd has refused to speculate on whether the Russian state might have been involved in the attack, saying the police investigation should be based on "facts, not rumour"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43342626


fb5cac No.255815

h


d5510c No.255817

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Tommy "Wogpuncher" RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson


d5510c No.255818

>>255817

The Poster Formerly Known As BinsON


d5510c No.255819

>>255818

Oh my god what have I done


82e6a6 No.255820

File: 3c630924e8cb2d7⋯.jpg (50.29 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 9255d36e-f2c1-4f68-a153-44….jpg)


d5510c No.255821


82e6a6 No.255822

>>255821

no man i just want to know why he deleted my post


ccd874 No.255823

>>255818

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Bins


e1bd88 No.255824

>>255823

Lmao at the filter


d5510c No.255825

>>255822

What was your post? and smh


ccd874 No.255826

>>255824

>filter

K E E K

E E E

E E E

E K E E K

K E E K E

E

K E E K


afba24 No.255827

literally just watching initial d in the library right now lads

what has gone wrong

made it through the day though top stuff


d5510c No.255828

>>255827

life has gone wrong somewhere down the line


afba24 No.255829

>>255828

this tbh.

the most recent bump in the road was having to go out last night smh


3a213a No.255830

>>255817

>>255818

laffin hard right now


82e6a6 No.255831

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


3a213a No.255832

pub

soon


3a213a No.255833

>>255831

*sniffs*


d5510c No.255834

>>255833

*sniffs*


3a213a No.255835

>>255834

capitalism

*sniffs again*


d5510c No.255836

>>255835

parental relationships

*sniff sniff*


3a213a No.255837

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)

>>255836

Elon Musk


d5510c No.255838

>>255837

MOON LAMBO


3a213a No.255839

File: 64db22655d69d2a⋯.png (137.76 KB, 304x380, 4:5, monty.png)


3a213a No.255840

please be at the pub please be at the pub please be at the pub please be at the pub please be at the pub please be at the pub please be at the pub please be at the pub please be at the pub


ccd874 No.255841

>>255840

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news and disappoint you lad, but I won't be there unfortunately.


3a213a No.255842

>>255841

youre not samantha though

right?


e1bd88 No.255843

>>255842

Who is Samantha?


afba24 No.255844

>absolute cunt that everyone hated back in secondary had become a sound lad

the Christians were right, everyone /can/ find redemption. gosh bless

seems all you have to do is lose your v


afba24 No.255845

>>255843

the older lass that he loved and lost i think


3a213a No.255846

File: 5eb8b37cff7a0ff⋯.png (697.54 KB, 600x640, 15:16, just fuck my shit up.png)

>>255843

this >>255845

ahhh….


3a213a No.255847

>>255844

help me


e1bd88 No.255848

Yellow hulks tbh


3a213a No.255849

where do i cum when i have sex lads?


e1bd88 No.255850

>>255844

Everyone deserves a second chance tbh

>>255845

>>255846

Ahh


e1bd88 No.255851

>>255849

Depends on who you're shagging


3a213a No.255852

>>255851

lets say samantha then


e1bd88 No.255853

>>255852

First night of a relationship or one night stand


3a213a No.255854

>>255853

dunno, dont think i could be in a relationship with a 30+ woman unless it was more of a fling thing and yummy mummy cuddles

if she has a bf do you cum inside her

also lad what do you do with wife material? cum inside her?


8e3f4b No.255855

File: 6e01acd058544bc⋯.jpg (312.65 KB, 1280x1839, 1280:1839, 6e01acd058544bc4feab31fe69….jpg)


e1bd88 No.255856

>>255854

You wear a johnny until its a proper relationship for starters lad

And you don't fuck with no mans girl


3a213a No.255857

File: 01b28ae54451447⋯.png (31.98 KB, 640x400, 8:5, smug wojak.png)

>>255856

always do the opposite of what vanlad says


8e3f4b No.255858

>>255857

have fun with that then


3a213a No.255859

>>255858

cant help being a BULL lad


078bb6 No.255860

>>255859

You're going to get thrashed lad. Battered like baby seal


e1bd88 No.255861

>>255857

That's how you get STDs and broken limbs


ccd874 No.255862

>>255844

>>absolute c*nt that everyone hated back in secondary had become a sound lad

People don't change lad.

>the Christians were right

It was the Lord Jesus Christ who was right, Christians follow His teachings.

>everyone /can/ find redemption

Doesn't mean everyone will repent though.

>>255854

>dunno, dont think i could be in a relationship with a 30+ woman

She won't be able to bare you many healthy children lad. If you're lucky she'd conceive a couple of healthy babies. Not worth risking it though.

>unless it was more of a fling thing and yummy mummy cuddles

That's immoral.

>censored

Disgusting tbh


3a213a No.255863

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)


ba8c65 No.255864

>>255847

read the power of now

>>255850

this tbh. holding grudges is for women and nu men

>>255862

>People don't change

not very Christian of you lad

>the rest

[disinterest intensifies]


e1bd88 No.255865

>>255864

Except bloodfueds

They're for REAL ANGLO men


ba8c65 No.255866

>>255865

true

but those are intrinsically different than disliking a lad because he was a loser/your school bully


3a213a No.255867

File: a3254f79fea052f⋯.png (624.67 KB, 584x472, 73:59, f.png)

>ywn whip her with a belt for being a disobedient stupid thot


69317c No.255868

File: 77a3e88b6390373⋯.jpg (172.88 KB, 861x1024, 861:1024, thicc loli.jpg)

File: c1922ee44322808⋯.jpg (24.14 KB, 308x446, 154:223, thicc loli 2.jpg)

File: 9df2fe5ba64382b⋯.jpg (74.7 KB, 417x600, 139:200, THICCCCCC habs.jpg)

File: 80ab11c3bffb6a5⋯.jpg (35.55 KB, 450x570, 15:19, thicc hebe.jpg)

File: 55b26416aab0639⋯.jpg (15.4 KB, 220x319, 20:29, thicc margaret.jpg)

Margaret is one thicc bih


3a213a No.255869

>>255868

filtered


69317c No.255870

File: fc259a5f5e15044⋯.jpg (38.22 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, Jewess 447.jpg)

>>255869

*unfilters me to look at jewish milkers*


ba8c65 No.255871

guardians run out of money to pay its certificate lads

good times


8e3f4b No.255872

>>255871

oh well


ba8c65 No.255873

>>255872

can't wait til all the news media kicks it tbh


3a213a No.255874

>>255871

*forces taxpayer to pay for it*


ba8c65 No.255875

>>255874

based tbh

the guardian is the last bastion of real journalism in a world of fake news

>not even my parents like the guardian

who are these fucking neo liberals even appealing to at this point is what i would say if they weren't clearly loss making


8e3f4b No.255876

>>255875

they appeal to university professors, and students (who don't actually pay money for shit)


e1bd88 No.255877

>>255875

The guardian doesn't have the same circulation as i and the metro, but aims for the same audience imo


3a213a No.255878

File: a5ab881e800e9d1⋯.png (640.78 KB, 575x460, 5:4, bored.png)


ba8c65 No.255879

absolutely fucking gonna die btw lads

modafinil x 2

caffeine pill x 2

energy drink x 1

only about 1L of water and I could barely eat a singular sausage sandwich I was so dehydrated

Need hydration hack asap

>>255876

it's a GOOD demographic

>>255877

They turn that audience off w/ their anti corbynism tbh

poor lads

I hope they all burn


8e3f4b No.255880


ba8c65 No.255881

>>255880

Wouldnt that just wash me out? sounds sketchy tbh

>lucozade sport enema

maybe that would be helpful lad

brb


e1bd88 No.255882

>>255879

>>255881

Its already got a handy nozzle

Crack on son


ba8c65 No.255883

>>255882

>mum walks in

I uhhh guess it is what it looks like…?


e1bd88 No.255884

>>255883

GET OUT OF MY ROOM MUM

JEEZ WHY CANT YOU KNOCK


3a213a No.255885

>>255883

>Give us a hand would you mother dear?


e1bd88 No.255886

You get kidney stones from being dehydrated lad watch out


3a213a No.255887

sex


8e3f4b No.255888

h


3a213a No.255889

30 mins to pub time

enough time to have a poo?


e1bd88 No.255890

>255889

Yes


3a213a No.255891

How do you prevent splashback? so annoying


8e3f4b No.255892

>>255891

use a bedpan


ba8c65 No.255893

>>255886

Smh lad duely noted

I think I'd drank about a 1L and I'll get a lucozade later. Storm is yet to come though smgdh

>>255891

Put toilet paper in and then shit

And frankly baby wipes are better


ccd874 No.255894

>>255864

>not very Christian of you lad

Predestination lad.


ba8c65 No.255895

>>255893

1L since I got back*

>>255894

>he literally believes in evil God


e1bd88 No.255896

>>255891

>>255893

This

Soft landing


ba8c65 No.255897

I am a soldier

onward I march


8e3f4b No.255898

File: d15b7cd6038d2ba⋯.jpg (168.04 KB, 370x516, 185:258, 680555e5-bc9e-11e6-aefc-00….jpg)


3a213a No.255899

i keep having fantasies about beating thots with my belt


e1bd88 No.255900

File: f993b7a6351923c⋯.jpg (98.97 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 6cc3dee8dcb2429d1064c5e3b3….jpg)


8e3f4b No.255901

File: e06f6eb554436fc⋯.jpg (68.28 KB, 615x615, 1:1, Frances-Bishop-Feet-257363….jpg)

>>255900

legs tbh


3a213a No.255902

>>255898

>>255900

>>255901

yeah fuck this im going to the pub bye


8e3f4b No.255903

File: 6218d0fada47fcb⋯.jpg (95.66 KB, 409x683, 409:683, 6218d0fada47fcbf4b115246e4….jpg)


e1bd88 No.255904

>>255902

Good luck nobhead


ba8c65 No.255905

File: 2ba9a9fa408b309⋯.jpg (19.02 KB, 300x461, 300:461, The Power of Now.jpg)


ba8c65 No.255906

>>255902

Have fun lad


69317c No.255907

File: 1fc1e17f0b9bb65⋯.jpg (87.25 KB, 612x754, 306:377, Jewess 285.jpg)

>>255905

the power of differed gratification is better, tbh


e1bd88 No.255908

>>255907

Deferred


ba8c65 No.255909

>little brother is being bothered by loser kid

>I tell him to destroy him

>he tells me I'm from different times - that bullying losers loses you social value

This is literally where I draw the line

>>255907

As in the power of being present not the power of "I want it now"


e1bd88 No.255910

>>255909

Wtf

My wee bro would have broken him already

Slap shrop Jr from me


69317c No.255911

>>255908

are you fucking with me?


69317c No.255912

WAT


8e3f4b No.255913


e1bd88 No.255914

>>255911

No leafbruh I am not


69317c No.255915

what a fucking troll language


e1bd88 No.255916

>>255915

No its easy you're just thick


69317c No.255917

>>255916

yeah, no doubt.


e1bd88 No.255918

>>255917

I was only playing lad smh


69317c No.255919

File: 0b442b8848297f0⋯.jpg (111.48 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, Jewess 462.jpg)

>>255918

i just dont know anymore…


ba8c65 No.255920

>>255910

He's a [Shrop family name] so he'd definitely do it if he could but he fears the skool establishment and the social ostracism I think

I'm honestly shocked that people look down on you for that now though, bullying was rife in my year and there's only like a 4 year difference


69317c No.255921

File: fcb29a573be8c35⋯.jpg (89.85 KB, 575x1024, 575:1024, Jewess 378.jpg)

What is it called when you force someone to grope you?


8e3f4b No.255922


e1bd88 No.255923

>>255921

My birthday


69317c No.255924

File: 033d485017e3dc4⋯.jpg (257.35 KB, 802x1020, 401:510, Jewess 370.jpg)

>>255922

>>255923

what is it called when you HNNNNGH somebody without permission?


e1bd88 No.255925

>>255924

Mental penetration


69317c No.255926

>>255925

I should charge her with rape then


e1bd88 No.255927

>>255926

Triggered


8e3f4b No.255928

>>255926

tbqh only in a country where a rapist has to marry their victim


ba8c65 No.255929

Alright lads I'm off

You'll like this vanlad semi-big techno dj is performing at big local club


e1bd88 No.255930

>>255928

*rapes Pippa Middleton so she has to marry me*

**joke gchq chillax*


69317c No.255931

>>255928

>being forced to marry the J.ewess you HNNGH to

HNNNNNGHH


e1bd88 No.255932

>>255929

Yeah Boi sounds good

Have fun lad

Drink 250ml of water every hour lad


ba8c65 No.255933

>>255932

>water

thanks lad will do


e1bd88 No.255934

>>255933

Or more tbf

Beer=\=water


e1bd88 No.255935

If you've been awake for ages then don't take anything lad, huge risk of temporary psychosis, I'm not joking


8e3f4b No.255936

File: 55767f8b31dd409⋯.jpg (2.43 MB, 4328x5800, 541:725, 55767f8b31dd40916565b39939….jpg)


69317c No.255937

File: c5760f565f92cb7⋯.jpg (673.96 KB, 1202x773, 1202:773, Jewess 36.jpg)

>>255936

Portman as Amadala was great. She's so beautiful.


69317c No.255938

File: 3209d79508c3e77⋯.jpg (80.02 KB, 960x960, 1:1, Jewess 410.jpg)

<poof

>Hi'a, I'm here to make 3 of your wishes come true!

>Sound too good to be true? Well, there's a catch…

>For each wish I grant you I must also place a contract on your soul.

>These contracts don't last forever, but they may indenture you for centuries of your contractually extended life to me, or another Jeuinie.

>These contracts may be payed into after your life, or periods between it. You will be transferred to the Jeuinie realm where you will serve out your contract, or a section of it, if you decide to fulfill it within your lifetime. After you complete it you will be dropped back into your life as if time had stopped.

>In the Jeuinie realm you will be indentured to your very own Jeuinie. She will be responsible for your basic needs, but you are expected to love and protect her in turn. Jeuinies are very loving, so they may be lenient with you, but will also have a traditional disposition.

>We expect you to give us children and take care of them with us, we expect you to join us in our Jeudeaistic ceremonies and meet our families.

>If this is all too much for you, you can leave now. This is not for the feint of heart.

tfw no jeuinie wife


8e3f4b No.255939

File: 5bc3c4d1af113b5⋯.jpg (180.59 KB, 750x744, 125:124, 5bc3c4d1af113b5feba8185e9f….jpg)

>>255938

what is this from

based jeuinies


69317c No.255940

>>255939

I just made it up; I like CYOA. It's sort of reminiscent of a lot of CYOA's.


efe5b7 No.255941

File: d21ec21eeeffd38⋯.png (933.19 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 262f35f8ad81f057f89c24d525….png)

is she an honorary jewess

Post last edited at

69317c No.255942

>>255941

wtf who


efe5b7 No.255943

File: e61cb21ed3bd7e3⋯.jpg (93.35 KB, 706x864, 353:432, appy-s12-fb01.jpg)

>>255942

/arelass/


69317c No.255944

>>255943

I don't know much about her. She doesn't seem (((chosen))) enough, in the chest area.


623ef7 No.255945

File: 56cc5a00f0eba20⋯.png (484.33 KB, 495x694, 495:694, absolutely disgusting.png)

>>255944

>I don't know much about her


d5510c No.255946

>Fridgeposting


623ef7 No.255947

File: 286066ff3ec440d⋯.png (358.29 KB, 717x546, 239:182, headinhands.png)

>>255946

>being a gay


d5510c No.255948

>>255947

>confusing a fridge for a woman


69317c No.255949

File: 7d6acefe8c15439⋯.jpg (242.63 KB, 900x1350, 2:3, Jewess 10.jpg)

i wanna touch those legs


69317c No.255950

File: 0877d00ccb4eadd⋯.jpg (100.43 KB, 419x924, 419:924, Jewess 58.jpg)


623ef7 No.255951

File: e884e142a0e8275⋯.jpg (43.8 KB, 480x720, 2:3, frances.jpg)

>>255948

>good body even if not 10/10

>lovely personality

>great mother

>beautiful wife

But no she's not a racist thot so I guess she'd be wasted on you anyway smh

>>255949

Good picture tbh too much makeup though


69317c No.255952

File: 0a00fe44520b35a⋯.jpg (89.24 KB, 960x640, 3:2, Jewess 424.jpg)

>>255951

I don't need a gf that's racist, but I'd like a gf that knows who to stay away from.

Milana isn't that kind of lass, but that attracts me to her. She's like a doe trying to do the right thing, but hasn't yet realized that the wolf is a carnivore.


623ef7 No.255953

File: 5858fd4ddd82a49⋯.png (4.24 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, togre.png)

>a ruski lass sent me a vid of her classmates learning how to handle a gun in her class

Meanwhile we're banning air rifles

smh

>>255952

tbh a lass that defers to you in matters of politics is what you want, but really so long as they don't go full feminist/liberal whatever and are largely apolitical, it's all good


69317c No.255954

>>255953

What you said, tbh


623ef7 No.255955

File: a7fc46f27476a53⋯.jpg (41.71 KB, 640x480, 4:3, SEXUAL POWERS.jpg)

God I hate fuckboys

Also would you lads shag a Turkish thot?


69317c No.255956

File: ce5ec866ff9e546⋯.jpg (99.65 KB, 872x640, 109:80, 539.jpg)


623ef7 No.255957

File: 2f8c26c1f46b23b⋯.png (601.45 KB, 717x536, 717:536, dramatisation may not have….png)

>>255956

smh

I think I will tbh


69317c No.255958

File: 8ba355060e2555d⋯.jpg (87.75 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 270.jpg)

File: 78c825302ade166⋯.png (91.33 KB, 300x270, 10:9, 506.png)

File: d38622b43503882⋯.jpg (34.46 KB, 407x461, 407:461, 41.jpg)

>>255957

Don't do it…


623ef7 No.255959

File: 7327e65e426c49c⋯.jpg (215.53 KB, 1360x1000, 34:25, Pimonenko - Victime of fan….jpg)

>>255958

She may be a thot but she's a lovely thot tbh

Turkey is great

1856 do it again tbqh

I still like ruski lass more though


623ef7 No.255960

File: dac8eceafbbf452⋯.jpg (55.72 KB, 1080x969, 360:323, sleep.jpg)

also night


69317c No.255961

>>255960

you get no good night


3a213a No.255962

File: 045196c708c3a16⋯.png (465.26 KB, 465x679, 465:679, 10.png)

File: 88861f76273d6eb⋯.png (318.17 KB, 368x579, 368:579, ahhhhh.png)

File: c0dd5f37dca56c9⋯.jpg (98.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aa.jpg)

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)

holy shit

fuck

fuck

lads


d09f51 No.255963

was talking to some 30 year old lass about something

cant remember what it was

doooyyyyyyyy uhhhhhh

fuck ME MY FUCKING WEAH HEAD


d09f51 No.255964

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB, 358x465, 358:465, wink.png)

I WILL FUCKING DESTROY HER


d09f51 No.255965

i feel invincible

this is great

might think about becoming an alcoholic


287f83 No.255966

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I feel affected by this animu.


471952 No.255967

File: 4fffb3e3776a19d⋯.png (1023.07 KB, 570x694, 285:347, bad.png)

Not back yet but should be by Tuesday

If I'm not it's because Westie is actually a human trafficker


d5510c No.255968

>>255967

don't die


078bb6 No.255969

>>255967

Where are you off to lad?


4e7a3a No.255970

>>255967

Good luck lad hope he doesn't bum you


4e7a3a No.255971


ba8c65 No.255972

>>255934

Ahh I thought that was the case but I always hoped it wasn't

>>255935

Didn't in the end tbh. Was still a heck of a laugh though

that techno was banging


ba8c65 No.255973

>>255955

I'd shag anything that's warm lad


d35bae No.255974

h


ba8c65 No.255976

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

hes still at it lads

my hero


ba8c65 No.255977

>>255974

what's wrong babez?


d09f51 No.255978

mornin lads


ba8c65 No.255979

>>255978

Evening sarge

You planning anything interesting for today?


d09f51 No.255980

File: 2188565fbd02255⋯.jpg (123.23 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, eb5b50c57a56591fa27ab74da0….jpg)

>>255979

dont think so, dont think theres anything to do

need some bloody food and water tho

you?


d35bae No.255981

>>255977

nowt tbqh lass


d09f51 No.255982

tfw no hot thots at the pub again

smh

lol i had a dream about going to the pub again tonight but honestly dont thinkee i be able to


ba8c65 No.255983

>>255980

>nothing to do

You should consider reading the power of now then tbh

>need bloody food and water

fucking aye lad me too I'm dying

>you?

Going to a house party tonight so I'm gonna be resting eating and drinking to recover from last night before I get back on it

>>255981

G O O D lad


d09f51 No.255984

>>255983

you should invite me lad I'm the life of a party


ba8c65 No.255985

*drinks golden milk*


ba8c65 No.255986

>>255984

consider yourself my +1 lad


ba8c65 No.255987

golden milk literally does everything I need it to do rn like fucking NOICE tbh

based globalisation


d5510c No.255988

https://www.defendevropa.org/2018/heritage-identity/breaking-identitarian-leader-farty marty-sellner-detained-uk-police-inciting-hatred-tension-local-communities/

BREAKING: Identitarian Leader farty marty Sellner detained by Uk police for “inciting hatred/tension between local communities”


d35bae No.255989

File: 608789a36c8cd18⋯.jpg (891.4 KB, 1997x3000, 1997:3000, 608789a36c8cd18a9ecdb3ea47….jpg)

tbh


d5510c No.255990


d09f51 No.255991

urgh fucking hell

things to do

eat

drink

listen to music

channel my hatred of thots

workout

have a shower


d09f51 No.255992

tfw you unironically get a buzz from eating fast food


d09f51 No.255993

foot is in pain

hurts to walk on it

had this before


d5510c No.255994


d5510c No.255995

File: e0db8f8545b664e⋯.png (371.09 KB, 750x977, 750:977, ClipboardImage.png)

>Brittany Pettibone and Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson are considered extremists

AMBER

FUCKING

RUDDDDDDDDDDD


d09f51 No.255996

>>255995

AM I BEING DETAINED?


063d99 No.255997

>>255995

[Superhyperfar rightness intensifies]

We must be off the fucking spectrum then


ba8c65 No.255998

>>255997

no lad I assure you everyone on /newbrit/ is definitely /on/ the spectrum


ba8c65 No.255999

>tryna get this lass I just got done bullying to call me daddy

wish me luck lads


d5510c No.256000

>>255997

nah lad you're on the civic list now that they've pacified you.


063d99 No.256001

>>256000

Lel

*gets away with virulent racism as I've got a paki gf so can't be accused of it*

>>255998

True that

>>255999

Nice emergency trips


e779e4 No.256002

File: ab6172f66663b51⋯.jpg (54.93 KB, 409x507, 409:507, smug chezza.jpg)

>>255727

>Hundreds of women plan mass resignation from the Labour Party over ruling that allows trannies on all-women shortlists

smh what a load of intolerant bigots


d09f51 No.256003

could honestly do with a lot of fast food right now


d09f51 No.256004

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)

Accidentally had a wank, shake my head.


623ef7 No.256005

File: f420aca08046a3a⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1399x1052, 1399:1052, Иваново детство.png)

One year of /newbrit/


4e760d No.256006

>>256004

how do you accidentally have a wank


e779e4 No.256007

>>255995

>Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As Binson

keke

>jailed for planning to meet are Tommy

weew


d09f51 No.256008

>>256006

sexual impluses override my willpower and i am helpless


4e760d No.256009

>>256008

is there a thing like binge masturbating


d09f51 No.256010

>>256009

yes, though I dont do that anymore tbh


53bdef No.256011

>>256005

F

>>256008

That's the same as my relationship with crack


53bdef No.256012

Quick lads all the counter terror police are busy with that poisoning

Let's establish /newBritain/ while they aren't looking


d09f51 No.256013

>ywn be a comfy normie


53bdef No.256014


d09f51 No.256015

File: 91de483c3ef14b4⋯.png (384.97 KB, 800x451, 800:451, 91de483c3ef14b42b927cc985f….png)


e779e4 No.256016

File: 278e208690e4662⋯.jpg (68.63 KB, 736x654, 368:327, hinduism.jpg)

>>256013

>ywn be


623ef7 No.256017

File: 634ace05cbb131e⋯.jpg (46.9 KB, 192x255, 64:85, let me be frank (2).jpg)

>>256013

just be chad instead


53bdef No.256018

>>256017

>tfw too autistic to be a full normie

>tfw too smart to be a chad or deano

>tfw too poor to be a William or a Rupert


623ef7 No.256019

File: c39f7648263542b⋯.png (627.26 KB, 806x713, 26:23, when the gf calls you βασι….png)

>>256018

Aren't you against labels?


e779e4 No.256020

File: 0e9068c79a5498a⋯.jpg (51.59 KB, 499x499, 1:1, smug frog.jpg)

So about that sportsball, lads.


53bdef No.256021

>>256019

Yeah but that doesn't mean im against memieing with them


623ef7 No.256022

File: 09f763816178913⋯.jpg (88.15 KB, 1192x1268, 298:317, dem lawyer titties.jpg)

>>256021

safe m8


d09f51 No.256023

whats a good apprenticeship where i can sort of be self employed?


d35bae No.256024

>>256023

male escort


e779e4 No.256025

>>256022

>no jewish judge to give you her milkers

>>256023

Window fitting?


d35bae No.256026

File: 3676901aceefba2⋯.jpg (82.91 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 3676901aceefba2b47df536f89….jpg)

>>256025

>>no jewish judge to give you her milkers

smh


d09f51 No.256027

>>256024

sounds good

>>256025

whats window fitting like


e779e4 No.256028

>>256027

Dunno tbh

>>256026

After the goblin revolution there will be a goytoy apprenticeship for every good goy


623ef7 No.256029

File: ddf17fccad0cd7a⋯.jpg (117.34 KB, 640x640, 1:1, MILK.jpg)

>>256025

j.ewesses in *nglish thots out tbh


d09f51 No.256030

wish food had more fat in it to help skinny boiys like me


4e760d No.256031

>>256030

can't relate


e779e4 No.256032

>>256030

>thinking eating fat is a good way to gain weight

The food and diet industries have a lot to answer for


623ef7 No.256033

File: a53504a40694a25⋯.png (348.16 KB, 722x547, 722:547, fuck.png)


d35bae No.256034

>>256030

just buy a stick of lard


d35bae No.256035

File: 8b3828f654fd66c⋯.jpg (27.07 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 8b3828f654fd66cd79436500a4….jpg)

>>256033

she's so lovely


623ef7 No.256036

File: 1d54e63c11bb80d⋯.jpg (98.79 KB, 894x1341, 2:3, frances tbh lads.jpg)

>>256035

She is a qt tbh


d09f51 No.256037

>>256034

sorry lad your mum aint for sale

>>256031

sorry lass

*hugs you*


e779e4 No.256038

>HK is now a chilli chaser

How deep does this fetish hole go?


d35bae No.256039

>>256038

>chilli chaser

?


623ef7 No.256040

File: 4eca7df35fb4a33⋯.png (100 KB, 338x300, 169:150, cutehair.png)

>>256038

imperium has seen the light of civic lasses like Frances tbh

This is an unironically civic board nigga


d09f51 No.256041

the lass at the pub last night seemed alright looking tbh


e779e4 No.256042

>>256039

Not sure what a good term is. I would use curry muncher but that's already in common use. How about spicy bwoi?


d09f51 No.256043

dad is an embarrassment smh


d35bae No.256044

>>256042

paki porker


623ef7 No.256045

File: 469300fb58dc13f⋯.png (277.14 KB, 600x754, 300:377, erect civic.png)

>>256042

There is one - civic nationalist


6aaa47 No.256046

File: 62e1e752fb34653⋯.gif (1.05 MB, 500x400, 5:4, 0ljmexj_by_isischan_isis_c….gif)

Lasses.


d35bae No.256047


e779e4 No.256048

>>256046

M'thot


623ef7 No.256049

File: 45c0c7578edf0fe⋯.jpg (75.58 KB, 989x565, 989:565, je t'aime... moi non plus.jpg)


53bdef No.256050

>>256023

Plumber (of arses)


53bdef No.256051

>>256046

Word nigga


53bdef No.256052

>>256027

Window fitting is like door fitting but shorter and wider


e779e4 No.256053

File: b7e9e8436e2f335⋯.png (176.62 KB, 520x384, 65:48, grunch.png)


d4a98b No.256054

File: 5ed96bd2b8816f8⋯.jpg (97.65 KB, 896x672, 4:3, frosty the telescope.jpg)

The cold >>>>>>warmth


d35bae No.256055


d09f51 No.256056

ate a pizza

grim


d4a98b No.256057

File: 53f5f722cb1181d⋯.png (15.87 KB, 800x600, 4:3, G.png)

File: 90353818366bd0f⋯.png (15.01 KB, 800x600, 4:3, R.png)

File: c73d69f2db4eb1a⋯.png (11.66 KB, 800x600, 4:3, I.png)

File: 513ddc55f3d2828⋯.png (17.84 KB, 800x600, 4:3, M.png)


e779e4 No.256058

>>256056

I like wop food tbh


d09f51 No.256059

>>256057

rim my shit stained arse tbh lad

>>256058

i dont tbh


e779e4 No.256060

>>256059

>rim my shit stained arse tbh lad

No thanks


d09f51 No.256061

>>256060

it aint gonna clean itself


623ef7 No.256062

File: c7a8b6dbd90b37d⋯.jpg (48.12 KB, 338x450, 169:225, serge-gainsbourg-actor-wit….jpg)


d09f51 No.256063

an interesting concept

a slave thot who exists purely to lick your arse clean after you shit


d35bae No.256064

>>256063

you're the modern day Evola


078bb6 No.256065

File: 574801571bd1898⋯.jpg (50.13 KB, 480x602, 240:301, 2ac41e316e0b5274e9c60d529d….jpg)

>>256063

What the fuck lad


d4a98b No.256066

>>256063

Pretty sure they have these in public toilets in Japan


d35bae No.256067

What should I take for my cold lads, Paracetamol, cocodomol or tramadol?


69317c No.256068

File: 39d8e045c4e98f2⋯.png (4.52 KB, 212x238, 106:119, download.png)

>>256063

intergesting


623ef7 No.256069

File: a098e436d046b0a⋯.jpg (131.03 KB, 959x540, 959:540, i want that.jpg)

>>256063

You used to be a good poster

>>256067

slavesses tbh


623ef7 No.256070

>>256069

holy shit that's my jacket


69317c No.256071

>>256067

Hot noodle soup and a day of rest, desu


d35bae No.256072

>>256069

>slavesses tbh

Literally never

>>256071

Can't rest tomorrow lad. My planet needs me


d09f51 No.256073

File: c20fae27b6d8bbb⋯.png (582.78 KB, 499x661, 499:661, tongue.png)

imagine this tongue sliding on your bumhole to clean it


69317c No.256074

File: 34eaca241dab3c1⋯.jpg (153.38 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, Jewess 171.jpg)

>>256072

imagine this j.ewess sliding in your bed to sleep in it consensually


69317c No.256075

File: 9de4cd1a5afbe96⋯.jpg (83.54 KB, 640x1284, 160:321, Jewess 456.jpg)

forgot who i clicked


d35bae No.256076

>>256074

That would be nice

But she'd also catch the cold smh


69317c No.256077

File: e30cea3a5cbc73b⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 468x560, 117:140, Queen Jew 42.jpg)

>>256076

mommy nigella is here to take care of you :3


e779e4 No.256078

File: 32428b432239894⋯.png (5.19 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1359714275898.png)


d35bae No.256079

>>256077

aaahhhh


623ef7 No.256080

File: c1789549cd15387⋯.jpg (366.61 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Faust - Eine deutsche Volk….jpg)

Take the redpill lads


d09f51 No.256081

>>256080

take the ochre pill


6aaa47 No.256082

File: 61ef5027b80388a⋯.gif (2.09 MB, 400x286, 200:143, 78105f4c2ef1b7e0b91b97a583….gif)

>>256080

I watched that very recently, it was amazing tbh.


623ef7 No.256083

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>256082

You have good taste in kino tbh


6aaa47 No.256084

File: d17f54a649c7e21⋯.gif (1.55 MB, 400x300, 4:3, mephistoph.gif)


4e760d No.256085

>>256083

>>256084

only having read the original, I always imagined mephisto as an extragay cuteboy who wanted faust to be with him forever in hell so I disapprove of all of his media portrayal I've seen so far


6aaa47 No.256086

File: 1b7906bc2106e05⋯.gif (935.53 KB, 540x225, 12:5, mephisto_devil.gif)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Jannings

>airbrushed out of cinema history for doing films during the nazi era

Smh.


6aaa47 No.256087

File: a5681547b5c8e86⋯.gif (497.54 KB, 450x333, 50:37, tips demon hat.gif)

>>256085

Sounds like a future Japanese adaptation in the making tbh.


623ef7 No.256088

>>256084

Is he having a stroke

>>256087

Don't give the japs ideas


6aaa47 No.256089

File: d64a8c163295597⋯.gif (1.75 MB, 499x379, 499:379, summoning.gif)

>>256088

He's emoting smugness through the barrier of silence.

>Don't give the japs ideas

It's only a matter of time tbh. This film has given the world of entertainment so many visual tropes that modern directors use while being unaware of their origins.


623ef7 No.256090

>>256089

tbh everything is derivative in the end


d35bae No.256091

>>256090

this post is derivative of cave paintings


d35bae No.256092

File: 1c1dbdf856cdb07⋯.png (350.99 KB, 472x580, 118:145, 45645646.png)

went for tram in the end


623ef7 No.256093

File: 415e60e19465288⋯.jpg (156.41 KB, 1120x767, 1120:767, Soviet Officers observe wh….jpg)

>>256091

indeed

it's all so tiresome isn't it

>>256092

stay ok lad


a90c74 No.256094

File: dfaab97ff2e9dc8⋯.png (142.3 KB, 1191x786, 397:262, Sad Sleep Wojak.png)

*Goes to bed.*


a90c74 No.256095

Night lads.


d09f51 No.256096

>>256095

night ijhg


6aaa47 No.256097

>>256094

Sleep tight.


d35bae No.256098


a90c74 No.256099

File: a3e85ebcbefd62d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 94.82 KB, 828x828, 1:1, fdf66d549fbb2af36bd43ac969….png)

>>256096

Night kuhkldfg.

>>256097

Night lass.

>>256098

Night lad.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS!!!


69317c No.256100

File: 0a598801563ec96⋯.jpg (34.08 KB, 457x439, 457:439, 734.jpg)

>>256099

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


54e8f8 No.256101

File: 4a324d76fbbeb43⋯.jpg (21.82 KB, 615x409, 615:409, 33494459.jpg)

h


69317c No.256102

File: 0b442b8848297f0⋯.jpg (111.48 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, Jewess 462.jpg)

>>256101

Okay, I'm sold. She can be an honourary j.ewess. Her face is just so sweet, just like a j.ewesses.


54e8f8 No.256103

File: b4f8d94ea5a02c8⋯.png (398.06 KB, 792x545, 792:545, b4f8d94ea5a02c86656dc78537….png)

>tomorrow's sunday

I've gained a day mentally wew

>>256102

good lad


69317c No.256104

File: 5716be175a98eff⋯.mp4 (733.04 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, Jewess 450.mp4)

oh damn


54e8f8 No.256105

>>256104

>no one's bred her yet

we're in the worst timeline


d6b781 No.256106

h


d09f51 No.256107

>>256104

Her body does look very attractive, if I may say so.

FFS LET ME POST


d09f51 No.256108

File: f2134a0de4229a6⋯.jpg (71.35 KB, 736x1082, 368:541, f2134a0de4229a6aa273d98b89….jpg)


69317c No.256109

File: d6e6d6420e94e2a⋯.jpg (81.56 KB, 768x768, 1:1, Jewess 8.jpg)


d09f51 No.256110

File: 7a9f94e17ef4999⋯.jpg (15.47 KB, 500x434, 250:217, 7a9f94e17ef4999e19a32f128e….jpg)

>>256109

uhhhhh red dresses

my weakness!


69317c No.256111

File: f5b7c6e71efbf8a⋯.jpg (151.74 KB, 613x959, 613:959, Jewess 134.jpg)


d09f51 No.256112

File: 01b28ae54451447⋯.png (31.98 KB, 640x400, 8:5, smug wojak.png)


54e8f8 No.256113

File: aa33d1ca77dc470⋯.png (413.68 KB, 512x512, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

where are the mushrooms lads


d09f51 No.256114

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, yummyy.jpg)

>>256113

in the fridge


d09f51 No.256115

File: 045196c708c3a16⋯.png (465.26 KB, 465x679, 465:679, 10.png)

imagining my hands gripping her neck as she struggles to breathe


69317c No.256116

File: ef66764c962a07c⋯.jpg (248.88 KB, 550x687, 550:687, g1462243256944450930.jpg)

>>256115

so would i

ooga booga


d09f51 No.256117

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB, 300x441, 100:147, baste.jpg)

>>256116

how would you feel if your waifu shagged a nigger? she probably has, or a non white at the very least


69317c No.256118

File: b87bd7bf086e16c⋯.jpg (29.62 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 731 - PKO.jpg)

>>256117

are these the things you let pass through your mind? smh, of course you do. you probably love the idea of it too.


623ef7 No.256119

File: 944ab5c36270a78⋯.png (3.59 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, style.png)

https://www.timesofisrael.com/putin-couldnt-care-less-about-us-election-interference/

>Putin calls out Jews again

le based white nationalist Putin strikes again


c2a748 No.256120

Catch me on national tv


3f91b2 No.256121

File: 40295c96f15a1e9⋯.jpg (93.63 KB, 562x702, 281:351, 40295c96f15a1e95f08801cd7b….jpg)

morning lads


ba8c65 No.256122

File: 43cc55da07f7700⋯.jpg (78.41 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 83_Little_Red_Hood.jpg)

what a fucking disaster LOL


3f91b2 No.256123


ba8c65 No.256124

>>256058

wop food is GOAT tbh. sorry lads


3f91b2 No.256125

File: d15b7cd6038d2ba⋯.jpg (168.04 KB, 370x516, 185:258, 680555e5-bc9e-11e6-aefc-00….jpg)

>>256124

civic tbh


ba8c65 No.256126

>>256123

party went to hell beyond my wildest expectations

+1s became +10s and lots of drinks were spilled. One particular shat on the toilet, vomitted on the floor, and kicked a cupboards door in. cunt tbh.

Ol shrop had manipulate all the drunkards to piss off because neighbours called police.

Was a laugh at the start and after it calmed down tho.

**Smh tho me and this lesbian lass that was trying to save the house have a complicated relationship tbh. want to shag her tbh.

>>256125

They're pure EVR0PaeNs like us lad


3f91b2 No.256127

>>256126

wait, you did a house party at your own house?

I wouldn't even want to host predrinks at mine tbqh


ba8c65 No.256128

>>256127

No it was in one of my mates second houses. We had to keep order because his parents are super strict and therefore can't be informed of damaged, meaning that all repairs are out of pocket.

Me fucking too though drunk people are trouble


3f91b2 No.256129

File: 61ee41055865dcb⋯.jpg (20.36 KB, 618x416, 309:208, 7-1.jpg)


3f91b2 No.256130

/brit/ always seem to react to those grooming gang news stories with a sick sort of glee.


ba8c65 No.256131

File: 792c293f4893926⋯.png (343.04 KB, 800x419, 800:419, 20170616142017_1.png)

File: b3b85119a161e5b⋯.jpg (50.08 KB, 564x524, 141:131, a25eb6eb288ffc927e11c14da0….jpg)

>>256130

I wonder if it's because they think it'll change amything

dafties tbh


078bb6 No.256132

Afternoon m8s


078bb6 No.256133

File: 6a46160eca73d63⋯.png (23.12 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 6a46160eca73d6365f377e82e4….png)

>>256131

>2nd pic

Damn nice thot there

>tfw reading about the child trafficking in Telford

>tfw I feel absolutely nothing

This is exactly what I feared would happen


ba8c65 No.256134

>>256133

>nice thot

one day I want one just like her

>Telford

Ahhhh… that's sad I was born there.

I know what you mean though I became desensitised real quick and it always feels a little dirty when it doesn't evoke an emotional reaction


078bb6 No.256135

>>256134

>I know what you mean though I became desensitised real quick and it always feels a little dirty when it doesn't evoke an emotional reaction

Yup, just comparing it to when I read about Rotherham, felt slightly ill and very, very dafty


623ef7 No.256136

File: f57f32a07c607b8⋯.jpg (700.46 KB, 2768x1756, 692:439, Thomas Cole (1801-1848) Th….jpg)

>>256130

>>256133

>>256134

tbh it is a real shame, /brit/ are dafties of course even though they think they aren't

In general things will only change when people's direct economic situation is affected, this is fundamentally the only reason why the masses get agitated. Ideologies merely co-opt this for this own ends tbh


7ef66e No.256137

File: 4a154b93e4f00e6⋯.jpg (65.81 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, 4a154b93e4f00e6beaf55b56d8….jpg)

>i'm banned because ???

>literal shitposters who post about wanting a lass to lick the poo poo out of their bum cracks are allowed to post

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

078bb6 No.256138

>>256136

Pretty much, until then the best we can do is let the normies know, even if it means forcing it down their throats


ba8c65 No.256139

>>256136

change occurs gradually through incrementalism and politics. indeed uprisings only occur when it looks like they're worse off w/o one than w/o one


e779e4 No.256140

>>256137

Why is moonman banned anyway? For being a bongobongolander?


e779e4 No.256141

HAHA TIME FOR SPORTSBALL

>>256130

Because it's thots getting thotted? To a degree it's justified, but /brit/ do take the mgtowpill much too far tbh. It's kind of sad seeing a group of people so invested hypothetically in family and nation and yet unable to enjoy either.


d09f51 No.256142

had a dream about her again smh


e7b0c7 No.256143

>>256140

No idea, Herts is refusing to tell me

And it's obviously not for being a bongobongerlander, considering that Herts is one himself

His banning of me here >>256137 is just further proof, smh

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

1fe51b No.256144

Bonjour


d09f51 No.256145

>>256144

bonsoir actually


1fe51b No.256146

*leaves and comes back*

Bonsoir


d09f51 No.256147

>>256146

evenin


1fe51b No.256148

>>256147

Alright breh


d09f51 No.256149

File: a5ab881e800e9d1⋯.png (640.78 KB, 575x460, 5:4, bored.png)


e779e4 No.256150

>>256143

smh poor lass


d09f51 No.256151

File: 1f9511d64c82ed0⋯.jpeg (67.33 KB, 598x430, 299:215, 1f9511d64c82ed0e4fbf32935….jpeg)


d09f51 No.256152

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw remember posts i made a year ago like it was yesterday


e779e4 No.256153

banpu~


ba8c65 No.256154

>>256151

proscribed punishment for thottery:

forced employment in "ol shrops house of delights" tm

>>256153

bankai


733c2b No.256155

Moonman is banned because he's threatened and attempted to dox multiple posters here.


ba8c65 No.256156

>>256155

smh lad onsight banning is still unfair, and making him switch proxies must be a real ballache


733c2b No.256157

File: 2c2c3fdae4d0d44⋯.jpg (175.17 KB, 900x1350, 2:3, 2c2c3fdae4d0d44c77d68a5ebc….jpg)

>>256156

>smh lad onsight banning is still unfair

no he's toxic, and isn't worth keeping around


623ef7 No.256158

>>256156

You don't know what he's done


733c2b No.256159

£6 Zinfandel lads

wish me luck


623ef7 No.256160

File: 3bef563168572db⋯.png (432.13 KB, 668x420, 167:105, whatguysactuallywant.png)

>>256159

good luck lad


62e4e1 No.256161

>didn't get banned from /pol/ for beautiful wivesposting

Maybe they're not so bad after all tbh don't >(1) me lads


733c2b No.256162

File: a53504a40694a25⋯.png (348.16 KB, 722x547, 722:547, a53504a40694a25b248309e8b2….png)

yeah, no, this is fucking awful


623ef7 No.256163

File: 350847fbbb9edc5⋯.jpg (81.83 KB, 1200x677, 1200:677, when you did nothing wrong….jpg)

>>256162

ahh lad


733c2b No.256164

where did everyone go


623ef7 No.256165

File: d330ab0367cb743⋯.jpg (28.62 KB, 300x420, 5:7, bikini.jpg)

>>256164

I'm busy texting lasses

dunno about everyone else


e779e4 No.256166

File: b549eed7f595140⋯.jpg (21.35 KB, 260x295, 52:59, JUST Drumpf my shit up.jpg)

>it's 10pm already

>didn't enjoy the weekend

>haven't even got myself prepared for the week

CUT MY LIFE TO PIECES


ba8c65 No.256167

>>256157

>>256158

ffs lads I just took the opportunity to make a testicle joke absolutely s m fucking h


ba8c65 No.256168

>>256164

hangover

>>256165

and this actually


ba8c65 No.256169

>>256166

know how you feel tbh. I have a controlled assessment that needs to be finished by some point tomorrow

its not happening tbh


e779e4 No.256170

>>256169

I hate how it gets to this time on a Sunday and I think "but I haven't had a chance to relax or start doing something yet". I have three books I'm halfway through reading and even on the weekend I don't touch them.


623ef7 No.256171

>>256168

I don't how the thots manage it tbh


ba8c65 No.256172

File: ff45590c9c42682⋯.jpg (57.7 KB, 328x500, 82:125, Cool_as_Ice_poster.jpg)

>>256170

Aye seems I feel that way every weekend as well. sure it's down to poor time management but it's always a bitter feeling when you haven't done any work, haven't done constructive AND somehow feel as though you hadn't laid around doing nothing enough

>>256171

Me neither that shit's insane. I was msging like 6 ppo on sc and 1 on insta and I had literally no time to do anything else


ba8c65 No.256173

Prolly gonna skyve tomorrow tbh lads


623ef7 No.256174

>>256172

I have like 5 on whatsapp alone and others too it's impossible tbh

And they just like you more when you ignore them for a bit


d5510c No.256175

glad i have mondays off tbh.


ba8c65 No.256176

>fit goth girl matches w/ me on tinder

>swiped when I was playing away an away rugby game

>62 miles away

not fair tbh

>>256174

I wish msging had never been invented tbh

>>256175

smh.


623ef7 No.256177

File: 98fd71a841e912b⋯.jpg (110.47 KB, 607x1080, 607:1080, 14985861604970.jpg)

>>256176

I'd say the same but then it'd be a lot harder to find nice Russian and Tatar lasses tbh


ba8c65 No.256178

>>256177

>Tatar

How can you even pretend to be civic when youre now going after your own people


623ef7 No.256179

File: 6513aaf6edc650c⋯.jpg (69.82 KB, 960x640, 3:2, ahhhhhhhhhh.jpg)

>>256178

You need side lasses from your own people to keep your race going tbh

But I will never stop and soon the whole world be TURAN

night laxxes


d09f51 No.256180

>go to sleep at like 8 or 9pm

>wake up at 11pm

epic


cbcc02 No.256181

simply.the best


d09f51 No.256182

>>256181

i know lad, thanks


d09f51 No.256183

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*gets more angry at my situation by watching varg*

smh i need to stop doing this


d09f51 No.256184

hate when people act like you have to smile all the time smh


831339 No.256185

>>256184

>when people act like you have to smile all the time smh

People like a smile though lad :-)


e779e4 No.256186

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Quality meme


078bb6 No.256187

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH StJ


d5510c No.256188

File: 2f709e7d81ba8a0⋯.png (660.82 KB, 750x704, 375:352, ClipboardImage.png)

acab t b fucking h


6532a9 No.256189

>>256188

>still no BBC article on it

hmm


6532a9 No.256190

>SA thinks /brit/ is serious enough for the police to actually give a shit about it

vev


d5510c No.256191

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


078bb6 No.256192


b4a70a No.256193

>>256190

>>SA thinks /brit/ is serious enough for the police to actually give a sh*t about it

We're the real threat tbh


6532a9 No.256194

>>256193

civic druids will bring down the government tbh


cbcc02 No.256195

>>255729

narcissistic cunt suck my willy


5084a3 No.256196

File: 5eb8b37cff7a0ff⋯.png (697.54 KB, 600x640, 15:16, just fuck my shit up.png)

had a dream about samantha

her hair was tied up and she wore a white top

she was just as pretty as when i first saw her

we hugged and i felt the warmth

then i awoke and want to die


d5510c No.256197

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

hey stranger remember that right-wing camwhore we used to bully?

I think we have a new one. Is it time for another episode of Captain Big Wang?


707af1 No.256198


5084a3 No.256199

>>256198

hello master


707af1 No.256200

>>256199

Call me sir


5084a3 No.256201

>>256200

yes sir


fee2bd No.256202

>255729

>first for how do you all live without me tbh

they have me instead like you but better much better

>>256194

>civic druids will bring down the government tbh

By not paying taxes and bleeding the state dry through claiming welfare?


6532a9 No.256203

>>256202

>you've only just read the OP

smh Anshit


fee2bd No.256204

>>256203

If it isn't my thread I ignore it, lest I become remorseful for failing to prevent an idiot savant from posting their lazy effort in lieu of a great creation.


707af1 No.256205

>>256202

>By not paying taxes and bleeding the state dry through claiming welfare

You're thinking of the non civic druids

Civic ones will breed a generation of far right mixies and peacefully usher in a new golden age


5084a3 No.256206

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)


5084a3 No.256207

still laff how wessex hasnt posted in ages


d5510c No.256208

>>256204

>idiot savant

uh lad?


d5510c No.256209

>>256203

I had actually already seen it.


707af1 No.256210

>>256204

>idiot savant

Kek hes just the former not the latter


707af1 No.256211

>>256207

I miss him smh


d5510c No.256212

>>256211

blame your civicism tbh


6532a9 No.256213

>>256204

>If it isn't my thread I ignore it, lest I become remorseful for failing to prevent an idiot savant from posting their lazy effort in lieu of a great creation.

vev


6532a9 No.256214

>>256212

>board has been civic nationalist since the beginning

>gets upset when someone is unironically civic

smh


d5510c No.256215

>>256214

brit/politics/ was never civic tbh


707af1 No.256216

>>256212

Nah if that was the case he wouldn't have sargonned off


707af1 No.256217

>>256215

Surely it doesn't matter tbf


6532a9 No.256218


fee2bd No.256219

>>256210

>not the latter

I didn't specify where their particular knowledge lays lad, that should be obvious tbh

>>256208

Yes lad?


d5510c No.256220

>>256218

that's just larping alberto is the most civic person alive.


d5510c No.256221

>>256219

>idiot savant

Savant's usage in English parlance means that the statement idiot savant is tautology.


707af1 No.256222

>>256219

True, he's a expert in trap anime

>>256221

It's valid phraseology though


fee2bd No.256223

>>256214

Civic nationalism is a ridiculous concept. People are inherently tribal creatures and will put their own tribe before others.

Do you believe a dog raised amongst cats becomes a cat? To pretend that a wog can be anything other than a outsider and a guest in this country is to denounce the achievements of the indigenous people of these islands as being purely circumstantial and nothing to do with which people they belong to. God created different nations for different peoples for us to exist in whilst on Earth.


707af1 No.256224

>>256223

Its a funny memie that triggers lads though

You're right of course, but I don't think you'd ever achieve the goal it sets out


fee2bd No.256225

>>256221

I used in "in lieu" too, I was trying to be fancy by using français.

>>256224

>don't think you'd ever achieve the goal it sets out

It's rather early to admit defeat already lad.


5084a3 No.256226

tbf i would mix as long as my kiddos were white


6532a9 No.256227

>>256223

>>256225

civic nationalism is of course a completely daft concept and a meme ideology, but shagging and accidentally falling for civic lasses is ok when it's for love, especially because so few people actually will mate with civics anyway


707af1 No.256228

You can be pro native, anti immigration but pro integration, without being civic imo


d5510c No.256229

>>256222

It's valid but savant in English is used instead of idiot savant as savant has a different meaning in English due to it being a loan word.


078bb6 No.256230

>>256223

>God created different nations for different peoples for us to exist in whilst on Earth.

>Not believing in our destiny to colonise the earth and the stars

>>256228

How? By integrating you're harming the natives


6532a9 No.256231

>>256230

>How? By integrating you're harming the natives

Integrate them by castrating the males and bleaching the lasses tbh


5084a3 No.256232

File: 7a9f94e17ef4999⋯.jpg (15.47 KB, 500x434, 250:217, 7a9f94e17ef4999e19a32f128e….jpg)


707af1 No.256233

>>256230

No you're conflating passing native culture to immigrants with mixing and losing native culture

They're already here, they might as well watch coronation street and buy Tetley tea


5084a3 No.256234

>I need to know if you're coming home tonight cos I get worried

<why? what the hell would even happen to me?

>YOU MIGHT GET KILLED OR SOMETHING

unironically what my mum said friday lads she is mental


078bb6 No.256235

>>256231

But then you still have faggots like Akala running around


707af1 No.256236

>>256235

That's Jewish medias fault for giving him a platform

Shadows lad, platos cave


5f48d9 No.256237

>>256227

>love

That's for Disney movies lad.

>>256230

>>not believing in our destiny to colonise the earth and the stars

We are to spread the Gospel far and wide, but the best person to do so will always be a L O C A L.

How would you colonise a star though lad? Magic Stars are good enough tbh


078bb6 No.256238

>>256236

Err no lad, the vast majority of mystery meats will identify with the wog side of their ancestry. They'd still be around and they'd still resent being outsiders

>Shadows lad, platos cave

I really hope this is a joke

>>256237

Localism is all well and good, but what about the people that don't want to be local? The people who want to explore and settle in new lands?

>How would you colonise a star though lad?

You know what I mean lad, planets in space

>Magic Stars are good enough tbh

I disagree


6532a9 No.256239

File: e61cb21ed3bd7e3⋯.jpg (93.35 KB, 706x864, 353:432, appy-s12-fb01.jpg)

bucky or some cheap wine lads


cbcc02 No.256240

i want all non-british people to die but vanlads points all make sense you're all being daft


078bb6 No.256241

>>256239

English Ale you ponce


5084a3 No.256242

>thinks space travel will be a thing

BUT DUEDE ELON MUSK XDD


6532a9 No.256243

>>256240

It's a case of whether or not you want some realpolitik in your autistic politics

>>256241

no


cbcc02 No.256244

>>256243

>It's a case of whether or not you want some realpolitik in your autistic politics

this


5084a3 No.256245

>>256239

Water or whole milk


96a730 No.256246

>>256238

>the people who want to explore and settle in new lands?

That's how Americans were created. Unless the colony is formed of one people, rather than a mixture that is always doomed to result in mongrels, then it can be a worthy pursuit. What, however, is done with any abos?


078bb6 No.256247

>>256240

>points all make sense you're all being daft

Just because it's the best of a shit situation doesn't make it ideal or good

>>256242

But lad space travel is already a thing

>>256243

Yes


5084a3 No.256248

>>256246

americans are white and baste tho


5084a3 No.256249

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)

>>256247

>But lad space travel is already a thing


078bb6 No.256250

>>256246

And Australia, and South Africa, and New Zealand. Sure various examples have been unsuccessful but mistakes can be learned from

>What, however, is done with any abos?

Driven off apparently


078bb6 No.256251

>>256249

t. Failed A levels and can't even stop wanking


cbcc02 No.256252

>>256247

>Just because it's the best of a shit situation doesn't make it ideal or good

true


5084a3 No.256253

>>256251

fight me lad i'd batter you spaceLARPers


078bb6 No.256254

>>256253

Lad you only thing you bash is your bishop


5084a3 No.256255

File: a70ac2670094d44⋯.png (399.9 KB, 438x577, 438:577, yum.png)


5084a3 No.256256

tfw your parents never pushed or encouraged you into doing things youre good at


6532a9 No.256257

File: c9d46d0ae57bb1d⋯.jpg (28.52 KB, 615x409, 615:409, Frances-Bishop-Pud-Store.jpg)

h


5084a3 No.256258

File: a3254f79fea052f⋯.png (624.67 KB, 584x472, 73:59, f.png)


707af1 No.256259

>>256238

Im not saying they wouldn't lad

>a joke

Not in the least


707af1 No.256260

>>256252

It does make it concretely better than an unattainable fantasy though


5084a3 No.256261

>ywn have children with a 24 year old thot whos had at least 20 dicks in her

feels bad man


707af1 No.256262

>>256261

>3000milesofdick.png


5084a3 No.256263

>>256262

Who am I to judge a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has? It has no bearing on her as a person, there's nothing wrong with shagging 100 different people.


514412 No.256264

>"It’s shocking how effective the UK border enforcement is with an English speaking, Christian, 22-year-old girl with no criminal record. It really makes one wonder how thousands of illegal migrants and potential jihadis have made their way through their borders. Seems as though there needs to be a serious conversation about priorities in the nation,” Lauren Southern told the Gateway Pundit

>Christian

Wew. I'm a Mohammedan now lads, mashallah.

Lauren Southern is not a Christian


707af1 No.256265

>>256264

She means of christian descent in this case imo


707af1 No.256266

>>256263

There is something wrong with that though


6532a9 No.256267

>>256264

think she said christian as a synonym for huwhite tbh


514412 No.256268

>>256265

>Christian descent

Does that mean I am a pagan because of my ancestors then?


5084a3 No.256269

>>256266

is there?


078bb6 No.256270

>>256265

No, I'm pretty sure she claims to be one She also uses it to justify her wog ex-boyfriend


6532a9 No.256271


078bb6 No.256272

>>256271

You see, her wog ex-boyfriend was a Christian so it was totally ok. Don't have the screencap smh


514412 No.256273

>>256267

She's as Christian as the Based Dangerous Faggot is.

>>256270

How does that work out?


707af1 No.256274

>>256268

Depends where you a set your reference point obviously

Pretending to be retarded isn't cute unless you post tits


514412 No.256275

File: c542e3827f59fbc⋯.jpg (400.28 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, IMG_2135.JPG)

Europeans are horrible disgusting people. Only WASPs should be allowed in.


078bb6 No.256276


707af1 No.256277

>>256275

Nobody should be allowed in


514412 No.256278

>>256274

>doesn't understand rhetorical questions yet accuses others of being retarded

smh lad

Besides, the first humans recognised God as being the only true god, so there is no need for a line.


707af1 No.256279

>>256272

Moralcucking tbh


707af1 No.256280

>>256278

The rhetorical question was loaded though lass smh

>christcucking

Are you a young earth creationist too


ba8c65 No.256281

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh lads


6532a9 No.256282

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5084a3 No.256283

>tfw no lass with 3 inch pussy lips to nibble on


ccd874 No.256284

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ccd874 No.256285

>>256280

>you a young earth creationist too

That's a relatively trivial doctrinal matter lad.


ba8c65 No.256286

>>256284

Great movie was tangled tbh

I GOTS A DREAMMMM


707af1 No.256287

>>256285

Is that a yes then


5084a3 No.256288

File: 35f0b964337ff38⋯.gif (1.76 MB, 615x540, 41:36, 35f0b964337ff389cc4e25bebc….gif)

>>256287

he is

he is a biblical literalist as well tbh


ba8c65 No.256289

Lads what the fuck all these theatre songs are making my eyes leaky I don't like this


ccd874 No.256290

>>256287

>>256288

How can there be a day if there is no Earth?


5084a3 No.256291

File: 669f652f022d639⋯.jpg (41.6 KB, 652x437, 652:437, ducks.jpg)


d5510c No.256292

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Is it real /opera/ hours?


ba8c65 No.256293

>>256292

this looks pretty sikk tbh


ba8c65 No.256294

also that chick with the headdress is pretty fit


ccd874 No.256295

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>256292

Yes boi


707af1 No.256296

Lemon shark tbf


d5510c No.256297

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ah here's the one with lyrics.


d5510c No.256298

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


707af1 No.256299


a02463 No.256300

File: 61ee41055865dcb⋯.jpg (20.36 KB, 618x416, 309:208, 7-1.jpg)

i love her lads


5084a3 No.256301

File: 5fea755377e7250⋯.png (583.03 KB, 511x637, 73:91, c.png)

File: e7a7e454560d652⋯.png (6.09 KB, 512x512, 1:1, pistol.png)

>>256300

no lad, don't fall for it!


d5510c No.256302

whats a good film lads?


707af1 No.256303

>>256302

Herbie fully loaded


5084a3 No.256304

>>256302

cling film


707af1 No.256305

>>256304

This

>>256302

Kodiak do some good ones


5084a3 No.256306

hate the obsession with conservation for the sake of it tbh.


a02463 No.256307


5084a3 No.256308

>>256307

the love meme


078bb6 No.256309

>>256299

>5 O'er Sire and Mother they have roared in unison bright with the verse of praise, burning up riteless men, Blowing away with supernatural might from earth and from the heavens the swarthy skin which Indra hates.

RV 10-023


707af1 No.256310

>>256306

What context


5084a3 No.256311

>>256310

SA obsessing over muh old buildings and paintings

he is a complete pleb


d5510c No.256312

File: add5d29d2ba381d⋯.png (1.26 MB, 750x1200, 5:8, ClipboardImage.png)

>This is Lucy Lowe. Forced to have her rapist's baby at 14, murdered with her family in a house fire at the age of 16. The government and media covered it up so that their anti-British agenda and the people responsible wouldn't be held to account

Absolutely livid right now


d5510c No.256313

Boyz n the Hood good or not?


707af1 No.256314

>>256311

Ah I see

>>256309

Is that from the Vedas?


707af1 No.256315

>>256313

Good time killer

Watch a movie with tupac in


707af1 No.256316

>>256312

Source lad?


078bb6 No.256317

>>256312

I read that she was in a 'relationship' with a 26 year old Paki and her dad saw nothing wrong with it. Disgusting

>>256314

Yup

>These opponents of the Aryan onslaught, the despicable enemy who dares deny Indra's supremacy in heaven and on earth, are referred to as the dasyus or dasas. They have black complexions, no noses to speak of (anasa), they are 'of unintelligible speech' and above all they are infidels. They have no 'rites', they are 'indifferent to the gods', they 'follow strange ordinances', they do not perform the Aryan sacrifices, and they probably worship the phallus. But they are wealthy, with great stores of gold, they are formed into groups or states, and they live in fortified strongholds."

>"Indra protected in battle the Aryan worshipper, he subdued the lawless for Manu, he conqured the black skin." [ Rg.V. I.130.8 ] [ Ann.114 ]

>The sacrificer poured out thanks to his god for "scattering the slave bands of black descent", and for stamping out " the vile Dasyan colour." [ Rg.V. II.20.7, II.12.4 ] [ Ann. 115 ] * "Black skin is impious" <"Dasam varnam adharam" -Sans.> [ Rg.V. II.12.4 ] [ Muir Pt.I, p.43, II, p.284, 323 etc. ]


707af1 No.256318

Or Friday, that's a great film


d5510c No.256319

>>256316

Have you not heard about it lad? Biggest rotherham-esque grooming gang scandal in recent history, the BBC refuses to even write about it the rats. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/11/1000-children-may-have-victims-britains-biggest-ever-child-abuse/


707af1 No.256320

>>256317

Nice, thanks lad


707af1 No.256321

>>256319

Yeah lad

Was just wondering where you pulled it from


d5510c No.256322

File: d2dbe857e19d71d⋯.png (1.6 MB, 976x1317, 976:1317, ClipboardImage.png)

>>256317

Where did you read that? It's fucking disgusting what happened here honestly.


a02463 No.256323

>>256322

>daily mail follows up on the headline story with that shite

I hate them so much

tbqh it's impotent-rage bait because we all knew it was happening in every town with pakis


623ef7 No.256324

File: 7b5fbb9f4e39533⋯.gif (53.45 KB, 320x240, 4:3, peter-cushing-brides-of-dr….gif)

>>256322

People won't care

It's sad but ordinary people won't give a shit ultimately because it doesn't affect the vast majority of them. They'll read in the newspaper maybe, say "oh how awful" then go right back to watching TV


d5510c No.256325

File: a53a2c2459c74da⋯.jpg (173.43 KB, 1280x548, 320:137, the long goodbye.jpg)

>>256324

I know lad.


5084a3 No.256326

>>256324

i get the feeling like grandparents are the type of people that simply wouldnt care tbh

they care about trivial things, like whether the waitress knows what vegetables are being served, or whether there is a parking space, but tell them about this and they'll brush it off like "oh well it doesnt reaaaally happen does it?" or something like that

and the normies that do actually care tend to forget about it easily


623ef7 No.256327

File: ab8ec7674645540⋯.jpg (75.54 KB, 321x348, 107:116, JUST end it.jpg)

>>256325

It's awful but you just can't really campaign on this issue tbh

>>256326

Most people just brush it off with 'well there are bad people of every race/religion'


078bb6 No.256328

>>256319

They did tbf, they just tried to hide in the local news section

>>256322

Saw it yesterday didn't save it though smh

>It's fucking disgusting what happened here honestly.

It's an atrocity


5084a3 No.256329

>>256327

yeah, could really use a mid 30s lass to hug me right now smh enraging


d5510c No.256330

>>256328

>>256327

We are going to have to act, if we want to live in a different world


623ef7 No.256331

>>256329

Go and get one famalam

>>256330

Being daft might be better than doing nothing

Depends tbh


078bb6 No.256332

>>256330

We'll see, otherwise we're going to have to wait


d5510c No.256333

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>256331

Don't have to be daft or affiliated with daftoids. Just have to act.


623ef7 No.256334

File: f1999d30fc01694⋯.jpg (426.12 KB, 2400x1584, 50:33, Joseph_('Joe')_Chamberlain….jpg)

>>256333

Sounds naughty

*advocates for peaceful protest*


d5510c No.256335

>>256334

That's an act tbh.


d5510c No.256336

>>256332

Do you want to wait any longer? If everyone opts to wait it'll never begin. Someone has to start somewhere.


d5510c No.256337

File: 8126fae86b50e8b⋯.png (537.54 KB, 540x538, 270:269, ClipboardImage.png)


078bb6 No.256338

>>256336

No lad, but as it stand we have the entire state apparatus poised to take out dafties as soon as they emerge


d5510c No.256339

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>256338

Then let us hope a thousand flowers bloom from just one seed.


5084a3 No.256340

>premade frozen pies

b-baste diet


5084a3 No.256341

deader than jessica clements when i smash a big rock on her face


707af1 No.256342

Morning lads


078bb6 No.256343

>>256342

Morning


1262c0 No.256344


b4a70a No.256345


707af1 No.256346

Has everyone died


078bb6 No.256347


b4a70a No.256348

>>256346

Good boys are busy working lad.


a2a9e3 No.256349

>eat Japanese pot noodle

>it's made in Poland

Grzoriousz Nippolska


a2a9e3 No.256350

>>256322

>there are Pakis in Shropshire

Is nowhere sacred?


a2a9e3 No.256351

File: da7915966f204a7⋯.jpg (64 KB, 621x435, 207:145, aliums.jpg)

>2 grams of salt eaten in one minute


078bb6 No.256352

>>256350

They are everywhere, they are like rats


a2a9e3 No.256353

>>256352

IT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED


023cdb No.256354

h


31a89a No.256355

File: d21ec21eeeffd38⋯.png (933.19 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 262f35f8ad81f057f89c24d525….png)


a2a9e3 No.256356

File: 7cbb0755da2344f⋯.jpg (45.65 KB, 320x240, 4:3, cat.jpg)

Deader than tank tops


961cf0 No.256357


d5510c No.256358

>>256350

>>256352

You know what the worst part is. These were majority white majority Christian areas. This wasn't bradford or luton where small streets are surrounded by pakis, this was a tiny minority controlling an entire town through rape and intimidation. One group managed to maintain a stranglehold over a very large white town since the fucking 80s through social terrorism. Can't believe no one did anything about it even back then.


961cf0 No.256359

Of course its different for cnn they are allowed to watch as for us we don't give a shit about what cnn thinks and shockingly police doesn't either. Britain went to drain when they were attacking Polish pedes working in UK, same based people who helped to defend Britain during ww2, from there it was a downward spiral, go Poland!


961cf0 No.256360

>>256359

Man, it's just depressing what's happened to our brethren across the pond. Why won't they MEGA? I had high hopes after Brexit, but the UK just seems to keep progressing down the shitter. Perhaps it too late for them.


471952 No.256361

File: 455d664e8fb19cc⋯.png (87.34 KB, 235x180, 47:36, bowdenplace.png)

>>255968

>>255969

>>255970

Went up north with the fam to see my sister who just moved to b*rmingham to work in an OAP home. Didn't die, saw Westie who is a goodlad, got blackpilled to shit by the dear old grandparents wanting me to work myself to death for my entire life to pay for their pension.

Saw some affordable single room apartments but the cuntlords won't let lads on UC rent them even if they have the finances and a deposit etc.

Another driving test tomorrow, might get the CV into a couple of shops at the same time. Got blackpilled on cars by the fam as well smh they want me to go full golem and give up on being a nazi hippy in a field


d5510c No.256362


707af1 No.256363

>>256361

Wew that's quite a holiday

Glad you're back and not dead lad


d4a98b No.256364

>>256361

>they want me to go full golem and give up on being a nazi hippy in a field

Don't

cars are the devil


961cf0 No.256365

>>256361

>Got blackpilled on cars

what


707af1 No.256366

>>256365

Lightning McQueens journey is an analogy for the rise of cultmarx


471952 No.256367

>>256365

everyone saying that running costs are literally more expensive than snorting diamond dust from a space suit's faceplate while driving a gold plated lambo into venus

My cousin who was also trying to go the vanlad route broke down a few times and now he's looking to sell.

>>256364

I'd have to get a horse and cart and make monthly supply runs for the nazzy house and it'd take a whole weekend to get to a lidls smh

going country is only feasible with vehicles smh

>>256363

dying a little bit tbh

got an infected leg from accidentally stabbing a boil there or smth and now I have to wear tights


707af1 No.256368

>>256367

Cars are expensive relative to bicycles


eee6f9 No.256369

>>256365

Is the Imperium finally dead?


961cf0 No.256370


d4a98b No.256371

File: 4b2bcd21465eed0⋯.jpg (185.51 KB, 1295x864, 1295:864, Capture5.JPG)

finally sold my big carbon fibre spoiler for £120

bought a £50 pencil


a2a9e3 No.256372

>>256358

>this was a tiny minority controlling an entire town through rape and intimidation. One group managed to maintain a stranglehold over a very large white town since the fucking 80s through social terrorism

tbh it's not like the police or social services would treat them any different in a majority British area than in islamised one.

>>256361

>the cuntlords won't let lads on UC rent them even if they have the finances and a deposit etc.

No DSS is (or could be) sexist discrimination now lad.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-42979242

You may have to become a lass


eee6f9 No.256373

>>256370

what do you mean what?

you're no longer posting ching chong whores so that made me think you're done with the imperium stuff


707af1 No.256374

>>256371

This sounds like a rubbish deal

Did you at least spend the other ton on a prozzie


a2a9e3 No.256375

>>256367

>going country is only feasible with vehicles smh

Works for the Amish, tbh having a community is the most important thing

>>256373

He only posts the most beautiful of wives now.


d5510c No.256376

>>256372

Not just the police lad, the people themselves in that area. The communities themselves, the friends and families of these girls, their religious elders, almost all the institutions set up in that area with responsibility to look after these communities absolutely failed to do their duty.


471952 No.256377

>>256371

for what purpose

>>256372

might give me a leg up in negotiations tbh I'll try it out

>>256375

it's just that the communities here all all communist hippies or christian wackjobs smh

might be doing some hippy living work exp in return for lodging if I can't get a place tbh


d4a98b No.256378

File: a44563f241a9f22⋯.jpg (83.78 KB, 1281x521, 1281:521, Capture5.JPG)

>>256374

Bought it years ago for £150, so it's alright. Not planning on getting a car for a while, has been taking up a tonne of space so it had to go tbh


a2a9e3 No.256379

>>256376

Oh I see what you're driving at. But again I don't see how those things are really any different in Telford as in Bradford. The only reason we're in this state to begin with is because of the wholesale failure (or treachery) of our institutions.


961cf0 No.256380

File: 87099cde6b28fc0⋯.jpg (78.3 KB, 615x865, 123:173, PAY-FAMEFLYNET-Exclusive-A….jpg)

>>256373

no comment


471952 No.256381

File: 6b1f0111f555584⋯.png (962.53 KB, 953x745, 953:745, ClipboardImage.png)

real Goblines are slack jawed retards with vile conks and poor posture


961cf0 No.256382


d5510c No.256383

>>256379

Certainly lad, but even their families and friends, these girls must've known boys at their school, or had brothers who knew other young angry men.


707af1 No.256384

>>256381

Like the italians


eee6f9 No.256385

>>256380

i bet you've posted all you could find of the available good looking ones


961cf0 No.256386

>>256383

>lass gets a reputation as a coalburning slag

>lads that would actually care stop caring because she's probably doing it to herself


d5510c No.256387

>>256386

>not stepping in to prevent coalburning

smh tbh you wouldn't let your sister date a nigger so why wait till she gets beaten up.


961cf0 No.256388

>>256387

In the case of knowing boys at school, when you hear a lass is a slag or shags about, you stop wanting to hear any more about her. I can think of one or two girls in my year that it might have actually have been happening to, but I wouldn't have properly known until basically now. When you're the same age as the lass, and she's being picked up by older paki boys, you really cannot do anything as just her peer.


d5510c No.256389

>>256388

But you'd certainly hear about her leaving the kebab shop at 3am with cuts and bruises, or of older men hooking them up on drugs and alcohol.


961cf0 No.256390

>>256389

You'd hear about abortions and stuff, and one would talk about her sexcapades.

I think a lot of them don't quite realise what is happening to themselves until it's far too late. So how can a 12 or 13 or 14 year old lad realise what's happening.

Your point about families not being of any help is valid, and teachers at school probably should be able to see signs of something, but expecting lads in their young teens to be able to do anything significant is a bit absurd.


e26b05 No.256391

>>256389

>>256390

Some lasses gravitate towards the situations tbf

I went to school with girls who had tried ecstasy by 13 etc

I doubt they would realise they are being pimped out at that age


d4a98b No.256392

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d4a98b No.256394

New Thread at the ready

>>256393

>>256393

Continue using last 90 posts ITT


e26b05 No.256395

>>256392

>tfw still have a local habadashery


a2a9e3 No.256397

>>256388

This tbh, I didn't grow up in a pakified area but my school had its share of girls who met their older boyfriends at the school gates at the end of every day. Maybe now I'd think something else of it but back then they were just "those kinds of girls" tbph. At even if they were being abused, which we wouldn't have been aware of anyway, what's some weedy child supposed to do about it that the police or social can't? Never mind the fact that these were the types of girls who treated autists like me with contempt.


471952 No.256399

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623ef7 No.256402

>>256390

This tbh

No point getting wound up over this, there's little we can do in practice and we knew it was happening anyway. It's the result of various problems in modern Britain and has no idea on how to fix it, beyond get rid of the pakis and drugs and shit and instilling moral values.


078bb6 No.256457

>>256361

>by the dear old grandparents wanting me to work myself to death for my entire life to pay for their pension.

Did they actually say this?




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