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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: b8b5a3c28003a30⋯.png (558.41 KB, 700x467, 700:467, ClipboardImage.png)

1496a8  No.426593

Conservative George Will: America Needs ‘As Much Immigration as Economy Can Take’


Turkey Sends Jihadist and His Two Wives, Nine Children Back to France


France: Renegotiation Of Britain’s Brexit Withdrawal Not Possible — Britain Must Leave the EU in October


‘Rocketman’ Fails to Launch: Samoa Bans Elton John Biopic over Gay Sex Scenes


1496a8  No.426594

File: ee545b97bb19110⋯.jpg (76 KB, 636x1000, 159:250, 1546193483.jpg)

first for another year with no f-zero

af82c4  No.426596


is that the one where you drive around on shoelaces?

f5544a  No.426597


>it's a neo is SA episode

1aec61  No.426598


Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

77cdce  No.426599

File: 2d0aeaac86b0934⋯.jpg (32.88 KB, 750x764, 375:382, isv9ic9qhj331.jpg)

Thanks lass, didn't realise we were filling up. Truly the best mod.


>Conservative George Will: America Needs ‘As Much Immigration as Economy Can Take’


77cdce  No.426600

File: c41ecf5318297ad⋯.png (939.87 KB, 749x1292, 749:1292, ClipboardImage.png)


cb77a1  No.426601

File: 86032a0fcaff1d8⋯.png (237.45 KB, 600x623, 600:623, ClipboardImage.png)

77cdce  No.426602

File: cacac38ec2bb0df⋯.jpg (80.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, whatsgoingonbigguy.jpg)

f5544a  No.426603

File: 24e10bd28ab4b60⋯.jpg (29.46 KB, 500x333, 500:333, nerd kek.jpg)

1496a8  No.426604

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They don't look like shoelaces to me but I guess.


>people born in 1999 are crushing testicles now

77cdce  No.426605

File: 9d679b3856cb806⋯.png (615.53 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

1496a8  No.426606

File: 0c51005850a4d48⋯.png (538.35 KB, 720x1000, 18:25, ClipboardImage.png)


*steals meme from jocko*

71e468  No.426607

VILE tbh

1aec61  No.426608


>getting beaten up with a woman with such skin arms

Embarrassing. Would have given her an uppercut, and done a fatality on her.

f5544a  No.426609

File: 539614ca91c0c08⋯.jpg (63.6 KB, 501x501, 1:1, 1533022511406.jpg)

>no asian gf to have a sterile loveless reltaionship with

e1a81c  No.426610

>chubbylass will never choke me and squeeze my dick and balls until they bleed

1aec61  No.426611


What's this memmey about? I missed her.

77cdce  No.426612

File: ab5bc8364379ee5⋯.png (603.75 KB, 813x795, 271:265, D8LdjfJWwAI_UFj.png)

e1a81c  No.426613

e1a81c  No.426614

4 days nofap is satisfactory, right lads?

77cdce  No.426615


go get her

e1a81c  No.426616

File: 900ee2c2260308c⋯.jpg (59.61 KB, 1068x601, 1068:601, gigachad.jpg)


i will on friday

77cdce  No.426617

File: d137b6f65ab4b31⋯.png (330.1 KB, 500x480, 25:24, 1493081750798.png)



e1a81c  No.426618


this time it WILL happen


e1a81c  No.426619

ok i think i actually enjoy this, weightlifting and drinking, try it out lads, it will be a new craze

1496a8  No.426620

File: c8dff1de1e0acbf⋯.jpg (81.86 KB, 862x752, 431:376, __kirisame_marisa_touhou_d….jpg)

why did you have to bully madlad away

748978  No.426621


has madlad left? I actually kind of liked him

71e468  No.426622


He'll be back for his outrage fix soon enough, unless he takes it out on people in public

e1a81c  No.426623


yeah, fuck 22 tbh how dare he drive our madlad away smh

1496a8  No.426624


dorset and 22st kept calling him a tranny

e1a81c  No.426625


stop lying about me, tranny

af82c4  No.426626


it was meant as a compliment smh. we love trannies

e1a81c  No.426627


tbh, really want a cute tranny lad to cuddle right now

e1a81c  No.426628

>run my nail across my head

>fingernail gets blocked with dead skin and oil


77cdce  No.426629

File: 7be7f03f273468c⋯.png (2.88 MB, 1548x1437, 516:479, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f3f35bf3207da6c⋯.png (201.48 KB, 1200x600, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>Brexit Party Tops National Polls with Largest Lead to Date

>UKIP (1)

The don has fallen

1496a8  No.426630

File: 1bac338cf79b3a5⋯.png (174.51 KB, 624x357, 208:119, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ebf42e036a93d7c⋯.png (260.43 KB, 551x551, 1:1, 1543333640790.png)

>physical digital codes


>fourth place tories

>red jez struggling against leaderless libs

>sargon 1%

>cuk party 0%

This is a good timeline.

00ed11  No.426631


EGS is OK. Fewer features than Steam but its catching up.

71e468  No.426632

File: d454a800ece7d82⋯.png (108.71 KB, 800x769, 800:769, hmmm.png)

Blessed with our very own shill

77cdce  No.426633

File: 099c4dc61d9f2c1⋯.jpg (140.6 KB, 446x508, 223:254, 1560254535597.jpg)


>physical digital codes

This is so sad, there's something nice about having a physical embodiment of something. People don't always have the internet.

Also the wifismog will affect our natural Brythonic magical auras smdh

748978  No.426634


>UKIP is now a >(1)


77cdce  No.426635

File: 62e9a2b3415e4ad⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 500x271, 500:271, 1559586815335.gif)


We shall name him shill lad

952651  No.426636

File: ad54bada1502409⋯.jpg (35.73 KB, 480x480, 1:1, jackdonovan2.jpg)


yeah, treat yourself, you earned it, then aim for another 4 days afterwards,

e1a81c  No.426637

File: a8afbaa5d221002⋯.jpg (9.09 KB, 220x261, 220:261, AMEN.jpg)


i will treat myself with chubbylasses wet fanny

00ed11  No.426638

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

been playing Shakedown Hawaii recently. It's quite a short game but if you buy it before thursday it will only cost 5 quid.

952651  No.426639

File: 2eb3e41afa3cf65⋯.jpeg (84.32 KB, 768x960, 4:5, jack-donovan.jpeg)


>having sex with women

gay tbh

e1a81c  No.426640


yeah, and what, huh? what you gonna do about it little binnyboy?

952651  No.426641

File: 95ea14e9b7a5757⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1856x887, 1856:887, realpoliticalcompassaliens….png)

me tbh

952651  No.426642


just kidding tbh, I hope you get chubby lass and show her the time of her life

00ed11  No.426643

File: ebe1daef8a0bb5e⋯.jpg (1.59 MB, 905x2069, 905:2069, 72496798_p0.jpg)

> no gf

e35da3  No.426644

JESUS CHRIST will be giving bad eternal punishment to all evil sides of the gematria, wizard, spell casting game……….

#israel #china #usa #trump #ai #elonmusk #spacex #tesla #bts #stars #stan #ibm #microsoft #amazon #google #facebook #twitter #netflix #news #stan #russia #apple #fox

e35da3  No.426645


#israel #china #usa #trump #darktolight #ai #elonmusk #spacex #tesla #bts #iran #iraq #starlink #stan #youtube #amazon #google #facebook #twitter #netflix #news #breakingnews #london #star #starlink #cnn #nbc #abc #cbs #fox #russia @realdonaldtrump #ibm #cloud

e1a81c  No.426646


thank you sweetie <3

71e468  No.426647

File: 286692ac6969cbe⋯.png (145.05 KB, 511x671, 511:671, smugsuit (2).png)

Clean them up, jannies.

1496a8  No.426648

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Wonder if it's madlad.

e1a81c  No.426649

im sorry madlad, come back! :(

952651  No.426650

might stick on a film in a bit

af82c4  No.426651

File: 57bb57cdf8f37ed⋯.png (601.91 KB, 1024x1009, 1024:1009, 1553748511123.png)

952651  No.426652


yeah, not sure what yet though

71e468  No.426653



fucking jews, AOE2HD does fine smh

e1a81c  No.426654


hope it isnt a shit one like usual

952651  No.426655


it's still fun watching shit films with fens though

i still want to see Speed Racer, for exmaple. I'm sure it's a load of daft bollocks, but I just want to see it

00ed11  No.426656

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952651  No.426657

File: 48b1f3dbf3a9964⋯.png (14.64 KB, 644x800, 161:200, wojak-numale.png)

Captain marvel is on ffmovies in HD!!!!!!

e1a81c  No.426658

File: 1b6107c1758137c⋯.png (57.64 KB, 1229x1160, 1229:1160, 1560270593898.png)

confess, /newbrit/

af82c4  No.426659

e1a81c  No.426660

File: 141446d3972e246⋯.jpg (133.53 KB, 1080x1355, 216:271, 1560040917506.jpg)

lets watch something with kat dennings in it

00ed11  No.426661

File: ccf443b371e2dea⋯.jpg (73.65 KB, 500x750, 2:3, images.jpg)

how about

952651  No.426662

File: e50f76f18f81d9c⋯.jpg (10.6 KB, 271x325, 271:325, e50f76f18f81d9c993105a37aa….jpg)


have you un-banned me from your room yet beast lad?

952651  No.426663


that film is always fun tbh, but I've seen it a lot

af82c4  No.426664

00ed11  No.426665

File: 51edb0fc0d2f7d1⋯.mp4 (2.63 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 2a3a380be988c6610582a5a614….mp4)

e1a81c  No.426666

quads and i get chubbylass friday

00ed11  No.426667



71e468  No.426668


You could crack rock with that chin

af82c4  No.426669


nice chin dude

1496a8  No.426670

File: 347b1ce5c817902⋯.png (2.25 MB, 2048x2221, 2048:2221, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f452990862c3222⋯.png (1009.32 KB, 960x585, 64:39, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 39ba70336854f11⋯.png (504.34 KB, 1015x1250, 203:250, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b3ac20a7e78787f⋯.png (169.6 KB, 869x670, 869:670, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d3543336c1dd926⋯.png (238.35 KB, 948x615, 316:205, ClipboardImage.png)

952651  No.426671

File: d0f0f2b4d5f1946⋯.png (32.37 KB, 882x758, 441:379, d0f0f2b4d5f19466eab107bcb8….png)


oh, why not?

af82c4  No.426672


I can't

let's watch city of god I am sure lads will love that

00ed11  No.426673


not that south american thing

77cdce  No.426674

File: 15b3199909c297c⋯.jpg (219.86 KB, 2048x1982, 1024:991, D8TcWnGU0AAOyZ5.jpg)


gonna have to go to wales to see their sheep someday

af82c4  No.426675

File: 6d5d73c686723fa⋯.png (296.19 KB, 1156x738, 578:369, ClipboardImage.png)

What about the lives of others/das leben der anderen? Forced to watch it in school but I don't remember anything and I hated german simply because it was another language we were forced to learn


yeh that's it

71e468  No.426676

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Based tbh

71e468  No.426677


May as well watch The Man From UNCLE t tht point

af82c4  No.426678

File: 5341a89146bb902⋯.png (5.98 MB, 1800x2651, 1800:2651, ClipboardImage.png)

952651  No.426679


no, it's depressing and miserable, you can watch that in your room where i am unable to go

952651  No.426680


seen that

af82c4  No.426681

952651  No.426682

71e468  No.426683

Put some comedy on

00ed11  No.426684


not interested in watching ethnics murder each other

952651  No.426685


we can watch Captain Marvel and take the piss out of it constantly, turning it into an unintentional comedy tbh

00ed11  No.426686

952651  No.426687


want to watch that kingsman 2 film?

00ed11  No.426688


no way

952651  No.426689

I'm going to watch Captain Marvel at some point though, because I need to see it in order to see the big finale of the whole Marvel saga End Game

71e468  No.426690


it's ok at best


if others want to

77cdce  No.426691


>25th aniversary

wtf when did the holocaust happen

77cdce  No.426692

is that an old movie?

952651  No.426693


back in the 90s

77cdce  No.426694


how did the germans get away with it, reunification was the spark that lit the fuse smh

00ed11  No.426695

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e1a81c  No.426696

cookin some boiled gammon dont start without me

af82c4  No.426697

whatever man looking for films always makes me angry. just not gonna partake

71e468  No.426698

File: 4aa0b49c28fb491⋯.png (925 KB, 820x836, 205:209, soy rage.png)





748978  No.426699

File: 12a5fe83ff56df0⋯.jpg (118.21 KB, 644x767, 644:767, 12a5fe83ff56df098549ca6a4c….jpg)

af82c4  No.426700

File: fc6f0a163897344⋯.png (376.39 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>Ryota is a successful workaholic businessman. When he learns that his biological son was switched with another boy after birth, he faces the difficult decision to choose his true son or the boy he and his wife have raised as their own.

b1935a  No.426701

File: 6a5d6738ac3e678⋯.webm (2.59 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Crayford focuser.webm)

>someone else has likely gotten the dirt cheap focuser first


b1935a  No.426702


heh, gammon's are always full of salt :^)

77cdce  No.426703

File: 20df06bdd9419d2⋯.jpg (1.48 MB, 2921x1984, 2921:1984, grimshaw13.jpg)




he should raise both like a chad



those noises are so relaxing its like asmr

71e468  No.426704

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748978  No.426705

File: ba7c931cbfc1fba⋯.png (46.45 KB, 320x295, 64:59, ClipboardImage.png)


iktfb I had a bid on a great 1970s synth on eBay that was going dirt cheap because it doesn't power on (9/10 says it's just a blown interior fuse or loose wire) but someone outbid me

it could have been so good

1496a8  No.426706

File: 0a3dd852c1222c6⋯.jpg (182.41 KB, 701x887, 701:887, 1543098196179.jpg)

Pete Buttigieg: I Will Cut Funds to Israel If It Annexes Part of the West Bank


They'll save tens of billions.

e1a81c  No.426707

File: 79278ff743ee338⋯.jpg (117.62 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1560040710893.jpg)

pulled pork bbq mayo sandwich followed by dark chocolate and lemon and ginger tea

71e468  No.426708


What exactly is the justification for Israeli aid in current year+3 anyway? It's not like they need yank help with military expenditure or anything these days.

227cb2  No.426709


Being outbid is annoying, been outbidded plenty of times for warhammer on ebay.

b1935a  No.426710


shit innit, you could've been head of the /newbrit/ entertainment department

71e468  No.426711

File: b85f649a733c11b⋯.png (62 KB, 200x164, 50:41, mouseapu.png)

*listens to dutton at 2x speed

e1a81c  No.426712


cant really stand him tbh

e1a81c  No.426713

77cdce  No.426714

File: fbcfa011f844120⋯.png (844.73 KB, 636x635, 636:635, heatherfaceapp.png)


>Despite having been discredited, Dutton defends Rushton's theories, including the pseudoscientific theory Sub-Saharan Africans have significantly longer penis lengths than Caucasians and East Asians

e1a81c  No.426715

>his autistic obsession with IQ

yikes tbh

77cdce  No.426716

File: f92e944dbb8665c⋯.jpg (49.57 KB, 640x360, 16:9, cage3.jpg)


>Israel criticism becoming mainstream

They'll probably whip this guy back into line though, like the others.

71e468  No.426718


>expecting rationalwiki to tell the truth and not smear any opponents to fedora-tipping individualism

He did a critique of Rushton recently I think, or some other brainlet cunt, idk

e1a81c  No.426719

>both of them keep stuttering

fucking hell its unbearable

71e468  No.426720

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e1a81c  No.426721

File: 3b11f2e0bb3ac2f⋯.jpg (40.93 KB, 1918x782, 959:391, i0gKQwk.jpg)

>tfw you remember speaking to STJ in a skype call with adam wallace back in 2014

748978  No.426722


you could have been an e-celeb lad, had everything paid for by patreon paypiggies and lived a comfy life for nothing

e1a81c  No.426723


tbh, also spoke with woes back then too, but that was back when he only had a few hundred subs

mad world tbh

627afd  No.426724


and now you're stuck here with losers like madlad smh

748978  No.426725

Beef & ale pie (with poppyseeds on top) with chips, last night's sausages and fried button mushrooms & spring onions for dindins

71e468  No.426726

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00ed11  No.426727

File: 55a4c3019d53de5⋯.mp4 (5.48 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, An Earth-shattering Announ….mp4)

71e468  No.426728


Beginning of the fall

00ed11  No.426729


that was 2014 era woes

00ed11  No.426730

File: e9a2577260fa95a⋯.png (28.82 KB, 363x509, 363:509, ClipboardImage.png)

71e468  No.426731

File: ac8b4f3c4d64c62⋯.png (276.66 KB, 576x324, 16:9, wewshuge2.png)



He's been falling for a very long time.

748978  No.426732

File: 957307944cb0c2f⋯.png (675.64 KB, 640x657, 640:657, ClipboardImage.png)

>no Columbine gf

627afd  No.426733


what's wrogn with her face

00ed11  No.426734


I miss the woes cosy chit chat with Reactionary Expat etc



Is it that lockheart girl?

71e468  No.426735

00ed11  No.426736

File: 3fb8ec010de122d⋯.jpg (359.96 KB, 1080x1261, 1080:1261, 4B9.jpg)

77cdce  No.426737

File: d32136bb21acfb6⋯.png (426.63 KB, 620x465, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

getting 2000s nostalgia lads

e1a81c  No.426738


why? you werent even born then

71e468  No.426739

File: 826bc2c839fe37e⋯.png (511.9 KB, 724x568, 181:142, 97.png)

>Westie's playing porno games and posting about them again

77cdce  No.426740

File: fe7753617f374ad⋯.png (398.68 KB, 520x390, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


this game took 12 years to make its a masterpiece lad

it's £20 on steam

77cdce  No.426741

File: 7615f7654501b46⋯.jpg (98.01 KB, 618x412, 3:2, cage1.jpg)

71e468  No.426742

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I sleep

77cdce  No.426743

File: 90571a132f16fea⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, knmgu3i487331.jpg)


Night lad.

b1935a  No.426744

File: 7b57f033479860f⋯.webm (8.22 MB, 720x540, 4:3, Sinerider - Moments Alone.webm)


Goodnight lad, take care

e87a1b  No.426745


finally comfy now that the wesshog finally left



77cdce  No.426746

File: a11431274b7b417⋯.jpg (172.33 KB, 757x774, 757:774, C 65.jpg)


>finally comfy now that the wesshog finally left

smh dont be a bully

b1935a  No.426747

File: 86cf8aa8a942991⋯.jpg (106.66 KB, 1300x964, 325:241, Stay Awake 1.jpg)


fell asleep in my chair tbh, is there not a film already on?

e87a1b  No.426748


No. Binzman bailed on us smh

e87a1b  No.426749


it's okay lad

e1a81c  No.426750



748978  No.426751

>brew spamming Rory Stewart videos


77cdce  No.426752

File: 349350eb6f44251⋯.png (552.2 KB, 513x798, 9:14, texan lad.png)


I wish he was what they think he is.

952651  No.426754

File: 08f724eaef7845c⋯.jpg (139.03 KB, 720x1080, 2:3, captainmarvel.jpg)

e87a1b  No.426755

77cdce  No.426756

File: be6178395479ae0⋯.jpg (170.67 KB, 2330x2114, 1165:1057, IMG_20190605_084239.jpg)

going slepe mode


enjoy lads

748978  No.426757

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

may buy one of these tbh

1496a8  No.426758

File: e4a5f1c816111e3⋯.jpg (743.56 KB, 1000x1229, 1000:1229, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)


Night night lad

e87a1b  No.426759


Guess it's just you and me now, lass…

748978  No.426760

File: 79530a75cfc2b8d⋯.png (142.55 KB, 356x333, 356:333, ClipboardImage.png)

1496a8  No.426761

File: d2402e89992722d⋯.png (694.35 KB, 1150x1181, 1150:1181, __jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….png)


I'm going to bed soon too smh.

b1935a  No.426763

File: 1815e67ded10e38⋯.jpeg (194.34 KB, 781x808, 781:808, 1459168224893.jpeg)


Rory will destroy the tory party, another Remain leader will just finish it off. What if Brew is intentionally doing this?

e87a1b  No.426764

File: fe492066a46eb81⋯.png (275.21 KB, 494x464, 247:232, 1553575740848.png)

1496a8  No.426766

File: c5fc9515b91eaba⋯.jpg (301.92 KB, 1500x2000, 3:4, __jeanne_d_arc_jeanne_d_ar….jpg)


Sorry lad.

e87a1b  No.426767


Do you play with lego in bed lass?

1aec61  No.426768

File: 18b1b759e5e922e⋯.gif (31.15 KB, 200x200, 1:1, lilith.gif)


e87a1b  No.426769

File: 2f4da33b2313e87⋯.png (12.78 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4da33b2313e874a5b206afd8….png)


are you a cute petite demon girl in rl? I am going to bed tbh. See you there if you are real

1aec61  No.426770


nah, I'm oppai

b1935a  No.426773

kek The Poster Formerly Known As Bins what the fuck is the boon doing

b1935a  No.426774

File: f6cf55a61727cd6⋯.png (9.83 KB, 204x247, 204:247, download.png)

lads missed out on rabbit kino tonight

fbc25b  No.426775

File: a26cf5ccdb36115⋯.jpg (124.86 KB, 860x860, 1:1, Jewess 637.jpg)

748978  No.426776

File: d59b293e81e70ee⋯.jpg (20.01 KB, 288x301, 288:301, Cheeky doggo.jpg)


nice postcount lad

fbc25b  No.426777


i was sleeping all day

fbc25b  No.426778

>no sign of jocko since last thread

damn. i wanted to hear more about the rape.



KEEEK, get fucked you little bender.

748978  No.426779


what rape?

fbc25b  No.426780

File: 3612553064afa58⋯.png (415.77 KB, 710x642, 355:321, jocko raped by demon.PNG)

748978  No.426781

fbc25b  No.426782

File: 807732c41ae138c⋯.png (1.54 MB, 800x1185, 160:237, spig is gone madlad too.png)

748978  No.426783

File: af5d99d7f04bbb2⋯.mp4 (2.83 MB, 608x1080, 76:135, lyf.mp4)

fbc25b  No.426784

File: 089c7139ffcc435⋯.png (117.77 KB, 412x522, 206:261, yuh yuh yuh.PNG)

File: ce239a402785889⋯.jpeg (134.85 KB, 630x385, 18:11, sealing.jpeg)

748978  No.426785

File: e2294a91f91fed0⋯.png (302.25 KB, 552x364, 138:91, ClipboardImage.png)

748978  No.426787

g'night lads and lurkers

fbc25b  No.426788


good night

986b5e  No.426789

fuck me lads how did it end up like this

fbc25b  No.426790


you're a mess, what an absolute state you're in. i'm shaking my head, just wow…

00ed11  No.426791

File: 1999e8ff030b137⋯.png (4.57 MB, 2425x3338, 2425:3338, 75154116_p0.png)

morning lads

de3a1c  No.426792

File: 4a36359c322c347⋯.png (1003.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


Poor lad, but he was a cunt anyway.

de3a1c  No.426793

File: f17ec348c540e00⋯.png (825.04 KB, 642x640, 321:320, f17ec348c540e00f8a82dd571c….png)

Had a dream in which a female vampire bat was my dominatrix. Her female form was thicc and civic.

de3a1c  No.426794

Her human form I mean.

372608  No.426795

>news talking of parents who are sad that they can't take their kids on a holiday

Fuck off it's so costly and if you can't afford it you definitely shouldn't go. Boomer tier consumer pressure

fbc25b  No.426796

File: 14586164b79651e⋯.webm (1.61 MB, 360x640, 9:16, massive civic lass.webm)

372608  No.426797

I am sure you lads agree


372608  No.426798


>big juicy fruit bat

fbc25b  No.426799

372608  No.426800

File: 996e9b3574b7714⋯.jpg (22.05 KB, 400x400, 1:1, V-Edpbvm_400x400.jpg)

00ed11  No.426801

File: 9494a32bb5e87e1⋯.jpg (112.01 KB, 550x366, 275:183, 2030-is-closer-to-2014-tha….jpg)

grenfell fire was 2 years ago

cd158d  No.426802

File: 1c61fb981e969d2⋯.jpg (26.08 KB, 458x674, 229:337, drxsfjg4n7331.jpg)


cd158d  No.426803

File: 772f7d706cce6f9⋯.jpg (126.18 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 10-gossleep.jpg)

Lets get that mf bread we up

cd158d  No.426804


morning pal how u? xx

372608  No.426805

Sleepy lew

fbc25b  No.426806

File: 6a93d78c097da94⋯.jpg (45.02 KB, 1080x910, 108:91, Jewess 725jpg.jpg)

fbc25b  No.426807

sleepy jew

372608  No.426808

File: c565d71a7288522⋯.gif (1.33 MB, 320x180, 16:9, giphy (1).gif)


Kek good

372608  No.426809

Ahhh gimme my old route back reee i want to drive not stop every 5 min. This place is so populated i can't pee whenever i want

71e468  No.426810

was having a nice lie-in until a car backfired or something smh

372608  No.426811

File: 90fc2b7f5541bce⋯.jpeg (7.2 KB, 279x180, 31:20, last ned (3).jpeg)

>forgot to poop at the warehouse

>tight belt Bossman forces me to wear and the seatbelt pressing on my belly

>gotta hold it all in for another hour

>inb4 extra assignment from bossman

372608  No.426812


Lad you have been sleeping for over 10hours

fbc25b  No.426813


the price you pay for antisemitism

372608  No.426814

>lass at work hitting off a tone with me


71e468  No.426815


The dream world was very nice


Bad english tbh can't tell whether that's positive or negative

372608  No.426816

Lass at work had a conversation with me

372608  No.426817

File: a2659991fa5dc70⋯.jpg (3.62 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190611_133651.jpg)


Druid cats lad

372608  No.426818

File: 579e3d8c029b561⋯.jpg (5.42 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190611_192939.jpg)

Trampoline cat

77cdce  No.426819

File: edb33d23a1c0563⋯.jpg (346.29 KB, 1089x1500, 363:500, rance.jpg)

>Rance Quest nearly translated

Hell it's about time.

71e468  No.426820


but what does "hitting off a tone" mean? That statement could be good or bad


STOP posting about porno

77cdce  No.426821

File: cd5ba101e53e050⋯.png (280.76 KB, 749x723, 749:723, D8rJFlpV4AAX_WV.png)


This is a great pic.

77cdce  No.426822

File: ed2f63d4317bb01⋯.jpg (102.9 KB, 956x538, 478:269, 1559922132989.jpg)


>STOP posting about porno

excuse me I play it for the story

77cdce  No.426823

File: 78a246efcdc5437⋯.jpg (41.06 KB, 540x705, 36:47, IMG_20190609_171412.jpg)

I think about this image a lot

fbc25b  No.426824

File: e8b059d85ce986d⋯.png (62.93 KB, 450x320, 45:32, Capture.PNG)

71e468  No.426825

"Hitting it off" generally means people becoming friends while "taking a tone" generally means speaking angrily, or sarcastically etc


Isn't Ireland's president a homo pajeet

77cdce  No.426826

File: 0025df30f6d740a⋯.png (2.36 MB, 1280x1024, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)


>that's his wife on the left

woah… damn son

372608  No.426827


Good, because i don't know if it is good or bad

fbc25b  No.426828



ive met an irish man irl and one online, and both were quite short. what has your experience been? a little one?

372608  No.426829

File: 14352bd7434811a⋯.jpg (39.52 KB, 431x420, 431:420, 1472652295839.jpg)

Maybe i should hit a tone in wessex's face

77cdce  No.426830

File: f28720a664b21bf⋯.gif (699.19 KB, 296x296, 1:1, tenor_6.gif)


I'm 5'8'' so I guess I feel average

71e468  No.426831

File: 1d916f316ec43da⋯.png (226.13 KB, 273x500, 273:500, blapipo.png)

test tube gub gub snail man

fbc25b  No.426832

File: 8063b06e4f80a65⋯.mp4 (3.8 MB, 538x538, 1:1, I Love You So.mp4)

want coffee

372608  No.426833

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71e468  No.426834

File: 49bcb82c095af13⋯.png (4.16 MB, 2560x1600, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

71e468  No.426835

File: a6adee4ad0171ce⋯.png (3.09 MB, 2560x1600, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

Maybe MDE will come back one day smh

71e468  No.426836

File: da63c42f69073e0⋯.png (309.51 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ERADICATE.png)

>SOMEONE ELSE voiding their bowels in a vile and sickeningly odourful manner right as I need to

fbc25b  No.426837

File: 7fc2838584115f9⋯.jpg (121.81 KB, 774x998, 387:499, 810.jpg)



i wish charles would come back

71e468  No.426838

File: de6e769fc36d565⋯.png (50.48 KB, 784x709, 784:709, chuck.png)


He's gone completely insane doing his twitch guru thing tbh, not funny at all

Journey to the Centre of Healing would have been great smgh

372608  No.426839


Someone took a shit on you?

71e468  No.426840


someone else is stinking up the bathroom and now I have no choice but to clench hard for half an hour to an hour before the poisonous vapours disperse

1496a8  No.426841

File: fadf9b0ab184dfd⋯.jpg (108.55 KB, 1275x966, 425:322, __kurumizawa_satanichia_mc….jpg)

won £2.80

fuck yeah my luck is on the rise and now I can play tonight's lottery too

fbc25b  No.426842

File: 2952f8fb8281019⋯.jpg (37.5 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 808.jpg)


charles gang is woke, my dude.

71e468  No.426843

File: c2c7c8d10c61400⋯.webm (5.35 MB, 550x300, 11:6, degeneration.webm)

71e468  No.426844


Was that after deducting the original ticket's expense?

372608  No.426845

>finally got to shit

>two hard cannonballs plugging a lot of soft sticky sludge

372608  No.426846

5 wins 2.80. 10 pretty much guarantees a 5.60 win

fbc25b  No.426847

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1496a8  No.426848

File: ce32c3811907480⋯.png (679.26 KB, 1240x1754, 620:877, __kurumizawa_satanichia_mc….png)


No that's the overall prize smh.

Euromillions a shit anyway, the prizes get split too many ways and the increments are tiny. The national lottery is much better.

71e468  No.426849

File: eefd7fb97165fee⋯.png (511.1 KB, 683x677, 683:677, ClipboardImage.png)

cd158d  No.426850

File: d4fa177fc9a2879⋯.jpg (272.13 KB, 840x600, 7:5, HH_Joshua_Graham.jpg)

Bought a humidifier



>This post was made by sinusitis gang

71e468  No.426851

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e1a81c  No.426852


would unironically racemix with

our kids would be at least 75%-80% white its fine, they would look welsh

71e468  No.426853

File: e89595273f4b810⋯.gif (512.6 KB, 525x539, 75:77, devilpepe.gif)

>ywn give her a purple nurple

71e468  No.426854

File: bbcc4b6ae4d0940⋯.png (469.31 KB, 480x454, 240:227, sweaty1.png)

day 3 hitting hard

e1a81c  No.426855

File: 748044ce2b14bd4⋯.jpg (6.96 KB, 320x180, 16:9, the knorr man.jpg)

e1a81c  No.426856

File: 1b6107c1758137c⋯.png (57.64 KB, 1229x1160, 1229:1160, 1560270593898.png)

748978  No.426857

File: e60e09f014119d2⋯.png (313.02 KB, 600x449, 600:449, e60e09f014119d2527cbf8029e….png)

>before I went on holiday assistant bosslady asked me if there were any other days coming up that I wouldn't be able to do

>say yes and give her the date

>been put on all day that day

e1a81c  No.426858


maybe she likes you

e1a81c  No.426859

File: 76b821c4efc23db⋯.jpg (49.41 KB, 500x683, 500:683, merry.jpg)

>all those macho men whose wives ive overheard saying how they are emotionally weak and cry all the time

yikes tbh

00ed11  No.426860

File: 97043f6374ceeaf⋯.png (259.7 KB, 471x1054, 471:1054, na20nwgS581tec7r3o1_1280.png)

tfw too masculine to show emotions

e1a81c  No.426861

File: 900ee2c2260308c⋯.jpg (59.61 KB, 1068x601, 1068:601, gigachad.jpg)


>tfw too autistic to show emotions

1496a8  No.426862

File: 2e72994410a7499⋯.gif (444.37 KB, 545x500, 109:100, __academy_ahri_and_ahri_le….gif)


>tfw too emotional to show autism

00ed11  No.426863


bit of both tbh

e1a81c  No.426864


lay off the hormones

1aec61  No.426865


*pats head

372608  No.426866

Saaave me bossman won't let me out of his office

372608  No.426867


>mfw watching My baby nephew

e1a81c  No.426868


*whip cracks*

e1a81c  No.426869

>week of gray clouds and rain

sure feels like June

372608  No.426870

File: 5464ef26e248bdd⋯.jpg (92.26 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 1560182914891.jpg)

71e468  No.426871


Looks a bit of a minger tbh

71e468  No.426872

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1496a8  No.426873

File: cf513530db50193⋯.png (186.62 KB, 400x750, 8:15, 1403176580060.png)




Thank you lad


I see the dog

71e468  No.426874

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>November 21 2018

e1a81c  No.426875

File: 5167633f91cb3fd⋯.png (1.14 MB, 619x743, 619:743, baste.png)



372608  No.426876



>tfw brapposting in bossman's office

e1a81c  No.426877


you know he has a mic on the work phone so he can hear everything you do

e1a81c  No.426878


71e468  No.426879

File: 5c353bb382224ae⋯.png (73.15 KB, 475x382, 475:382, pepegiorno.png)

more expired curly poo sausages for lunch

e1a81c  No.426880


living the dream eh lad

372608  No.426881


Kek wessex is a dog eating the shit humans don't want

1496a8  No.426882

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If I could see a ufo I'd like to see a black triangle tbh.

6275bd  No.426883

File: de40a257d7cd493⋯.jpg (75.4 KB, 598x687, 598:687, fatwojakrage.jpg)


still don't look as good as this guy smh

71e468  No.426884

File: 4a686a5cb2b1f78⋯.png (113.81 KB, 300x225, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


Some interesting DIY emotive magic going on on druid/pol/:

-get three jars of rice and water

-put them in the same place for 20 days

-every day leave one jar as a control, feel/say love to one, and hate to the other

-supposedly this will affect their decomposition



They're decent tbh, supposed to be honey roast


they're mostly reflections off of windshields of cars etc seen from the inside iirc

372608  No.426885


I don't want you to look like anyone but yourself lad….

e1a81c  No.426886


fat prick

1496a8  No.426887

File: 744580b9fbde2ec⋯.jpg (912.13 KB, 745x1325, 149:265, __original_drawn_by_haizom….jpg)


I remember hearing about scientists doing that with just water, might be interesting to replicate.

All the videos covered in the program weren't recorded from inside cars and some were mass outdoor sightings tbh. The black triangles are definitely ours tbh, Lockheed and NG have used that shape for years on conventional aircraft so they would definitely use it again for unconventional propulsion tests.

71e468  No.426888


That must have been the "hitler water" stuff keek, also came up in a previous druid thread. As I recall the water that was infused with "hitlerism" came out looking quite nasty so it's definitely an emotive response thing, presumable the researchers associated him with all the generic evil stuff as a satan-figure smh

Not sure why they'd be black triangles specifically though, it's not that great of an aerodynamic shape compared with flying wings, unless anti-grav tech is a reality.

e1a81c  No.426889

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e1a81c  No.426890

she's beautiful, isn't she? the type of girl you'd give your life to protect, so sweet and innocent =^_^=

1496a8  No.426891

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Electro gravitics tbh, this based german-american plane boffin does good talks on aerospace projects and government leaks.

e1a81c  No.426892

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e1a81c  No.426893

neo should do asmr tbh

627afd  No.426894

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Answering the important questions

627afd  No.426895

627afd  No.426896

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627afd  No.426897

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a05278  No.426898

Ever since I went OMAD all my poos have been one wipe wonders, no TP necessary. If you want ghost poos, do OMAD. This has been a PSA okaythankeyu.

627afd  No.426899

Look at that goblin face😂😂😂😂

e1a81c  No.426900


had an annoying poo this morning tbh

627afd  No.426901

File: 83f07a9c433752a⋯.png (661.53 KB, 670x994, 335:497, ClipboardImage.png)


>not GOMAD

a05278  No.426902


he looks about 80 in that thumbnail keek



e1a81c  No.426903


he definitely Gomad if I insult him tbh

a05278  No.426904


keek that pic

im getting my singlespeed soon tbh

627afd  No.426905




bike nerd

a05278  No.426906

File: 6392415ed687df2⋯.png (646.72 KB, 738x505, 738:505, ClipboardImage.png)


nike berd

e1a81c  No.426907

bikesniffing freak

e1a81c  No.426908

jam night tonight

might go up

not been in ages

a05278  No.426909

bet you'll end up not going due to an unscheduled wank

e1a81c  No.426910

hope panzie doesnt take my comment as a personal attack, it was meant as a joke, lad, we are all friends here

222403  No.426911


smh you're ruining the jokes

e1a81c  No.426912


not anywhere near horny enough for that tbh

222403  No.426913

File: 80571459e6e21b2⋯.png (11.03 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 80571459e6e21b28879d92a96b….png)

wait a minute that was a joke as well. goodlad

e1a81c  No.426914



a05278  No.426915

File: ff5e382091efa48⋯.png (13.25 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ff5e382091efa484c6c0e8aa96….png)


accidents happen

e1a81c  No.426916


only when im horny tbh

not today chief!

e1a81c  No.426917

>trying to get me to wank

bit gay tbh

222403  No.426918


lad you're supposed to say he's an accident smh

a05278  No.426919


just a bit of cheeky androphilia lad, no homo

e1a81c  No.426920


thats mean

a05278  No.426921

File: 40270cf57f5b9fa⋯.png (1.29 MB, 800x1200, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

986b5e  No.426922


I wouldnt want those teeth or claws near my knob tbf

748978  No.426923

File: 41c276b18c7f4bf⋯.jpg (21.5 KB, 416x289, 416:289, 1442271832737.jpg)

>when the poo is big enough that it gives your prostate a little tickle on the way out

a05278  No.426924


I'm sorry lad, but I think you're gay

222403  No.426925

do you feel like you badly have to shit if you have a dildo in your arse?

a05278  No.426926


>I'm sorry lad, but I think you're gay

1496a8  No.426927

File: 70cf7c1e9532d70⋯.png (391.47 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


A bit furry but that's ok.

222403  No.426928




e1a81c  No.426929

a05278  No.426930


it was intentional lad

a05278  No.426931


I'm sorry lad, but I think you're gay.

a05278  No.426932


You know from experience lad?

77cdce  No.426933

File: 126eb0ea3cc839e⋯.png (611.91 KB, 934x677, 934:677, keanu.png)

*buys from polish section*

a05278  No.426934

if you'll pardon the pun

e1a81c  No.426935

File: 35110f3b3651d29⋯.png (309.66 KB, 548x421, 548:421, ass.png)

222403  No.426936

File: 63b924cc6632b43⋯.png (981.12 KB, 1145x636, 1145:636, ClipboardImage.png)

*blocks the leftist's path*

e1a81c  No.426937

*drinks more caffeine giving me even more heart palpitations*

77cdce  No.426938

File: 877a6273766be05⋯.jpg (56.76 KB, 727x900, 727:900, cherobyl real fottage.jpg)


Afternoon dorse hows the job hunt?

Hows chubbylass?

77cdce  No.426939

File: 62bdabd8b14f660⋯.png (82.4 KB, 337x377, 337:377, 1560259706593.png)


these ecelebs

they disgust me

e1a81c  No.426940


>job hunt

as if i was ever hunting for one smh

on friday my pissed up neighbour offered me a job just maintaining his garden, i gave him my details but didnt really expect anything, not surprising he hasnt got back to me smh


dunno tbh

dont even like her that much just want a lass smh

e1a81c  No.426941

>people offer me loads of jobs

>they never actually get back to me about it


77cdce  No.426942

File: 0130b0fb1bea1d6⋯.png (829.5 KB, 1075x1169, 1075:1169, dorset ideology.png)


>as if i was ever hunting for one smh

Based and neetpilled.

>on friday my pissed up neighbour offered me a job just maintaining his garden, i gave him my details but didnt really expect anything, not surprising he hasnt got back to me smh

That sounds comfy gardening is relaxing and keeps you fit.

>dont even like her that much just want a lass smh

Maybe all she wants is a lad…

77cdce  No.426943

71e468  No.426944

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77cdce  No.426945

File: eeca2fa016cea81⋯.jpg (9.64 KB, 359x282, 359:282, slepey goslin.jpg)

*drinks kefir and achieves supercharged gut bacteria that allow me to reach 110% of my brainpower*

h-he's fast


oh nice

e1a81c  No.426946


yeah, id like to do something like that, very comfy, not much money but doesnt matter too much, maybe he will get back to me one day smh

>Maybe all she wants is a lad…

y-yeah h-heh

e1a81c  No.426947



might give it a try if i can get it

986b5e  No.426948


just a bit of cheeky androphilia lad

986b5e  No.426949


I suspect it feels more like the act of shitting than seemly feeling like you need one

e1a81c  No.426950


more like both tbh

its not as good as people make it out to be

e1a81c  No.426951

im only pretending to be gay r-right?

986b5e  No.426952


>guy says he'll hire me when he buys the local pub

>bought a landrover and wants a house

smh tbh


tbf I can see the appeal it sometimes feels nice when your pooping imo

I think generally speaking though the appeal to gays and trans is the mental high of being humiliated and emasculated by a dildo

e1a81c  No.426953


its gross, hate pooing

anyone who enjoys that stuff deserves a punishment

986b5e  No.426954


enjoyment probably isn't the right word but the reason you specifically struggle so much with the porcelain throne is because of your diet I suspect

986b5e  No.426955

and sitting position I suppose

748978  No.426956

File: a48649085f3edad⋯.png (213.86 KB, 772x533, 772:533, ClipboardImage.png)

>cousin I liked as a kid had a mental breakdown at uni and is now a tranner

e1a81c  No.426957


i dont struggle, i just dont like it

e1a81c  No.426958


time for gay incest

1496a8  No.426959


Hope she's doing okay.

e1a81c  No.426960


bit presumptuous to think its a mtf, lad

748978  No.426961

File: 0703c0d73f297d8⋯.png (404.25 KB, 670x460, 67:46, ClipboardImage.png)

00ed11  No.426964

File: 4eebd317dcb4fcd⋯.jpg (58.73 KB, 633x653, 633:653, trans radicalisation.jpg)


was he into anime in his younger years?

748978  No.426965

>gubbermint has taken away free TV license for old people

[screams in boomer]



222403  No.426966

1aec61  No.426967


I don't understand what old people get out of TV. Surely it's all just strange an confusing to them at this point. You'd think they'd be the last people to sit in front of TV all day, but they do it.

77cdce  No.426969

File: e42b4fa260a5f2d⋯.png (135.24 KB, 650x365, 130:73, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ea4e5bb5df4fdbb⋯.png (50.16 KB, 750x227, 750:227, ClipboardImage.png)

Based iranians

*remembers they have some of the most sex change ops in the world and see it as compatible with islam*

smh gross

222403  No.426972

File: fed5d18279a92bc⋯.png (5.37 MB, 1365x2033, 1365:2033, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0e11154d39c2cfc⋯.png (1.6 MB, 760x1200, 19:30, ClipboardImage.png)

*hangs out with my lad*

e1a81c  No.426973

>tfw its too cold to practice

fucksake i hate this whyyyy

77cdce  No.426975

File: 672ac91726eccfc⋯.png (402.74 KB, 670x794, 335:397, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 532ef8bc1b49b94⋯.png (245.08 KB, 660x371, 660:371, ClipboardImage.png)

77cdce  No.426976


>spiky jumpsuit

based and goffic

77cdce  No.426977

File: 94a9a759edbdf44⋯.png (251.49 KB, 683x920, 683:920, ClipboardImage.png)

Left-wing comedian Jo Brand 'fantasizes' about acid attacks on right-wing politicians.



748978  No.426978

File: a47365aedf34ea4⋯.png (896.17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)



222403  No.426979

File: f642d00a6365019⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1024x731, 1024:731, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 268244aeeacd8ee⋯.png (280 KB, 274x573, 274:573, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e4ee0a87618b29a⋯.png (437.27 KB, 403x464, 403:464, ClipboardImage.png)

>no thicc blind barely legal gf

Don't notice the male jojo's reaction to female intimacy

222403  No.426980

File: 8d0567fcbb7ac52⋯.png (1.06 MB, 653x971, 653:971, ClipboardImage.png)


*looks at you in goth richard spencer*

00ed11  No.426981

File: e7bd0246f8b2333⋯.jpg (153.46 KB, 822x1000, 411:500, b7c408_5de9698edf8c4b93bf0….jpg)

77cdce  No.426982


jojolads love that gaudy lipstick

chad jaw


sofa looks like those squeezy toys you have as a kid

222403  No.426983

File: bf57c0daa53d5f5⋯.png (488.62 KB, 722x802, 361:401, ClipboardImage.png)

>it's a breeding the braphog chapter

cffb85  No.426984

File: c286254b2c081f4⋯.png (422.89 KB, 607x609, 607:609, 1560344857653.png)



She's still your cousin and you don't have to do much besides accept her that's all. I hope she has as much support around her as possible during this time and I hope her uni studies don't get affected in any way


There is no correlation between anime and people who are trans smh


Why battery acid? how does she know that's what is often used in acid attacks? I think she's done more than merely fantasise about this

77cdce  No.426985

File: 948e742a916460a⋯.jpg (26.05 KB, 550x430, 55:43, ahhhh goslin.jpg)


>nobody will ever tell you your nose is beautiful

cb77a1  No.426986

File: f85e7f20d436701⋯.jpg (41.29 KB, 1024x538, 512:269, 1548268891844.jpg)

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

748978  No.426987

File: 7ab57852b93f114⋯.jpeg (13.62 KB, 180x200, 9:10, Edward_Sinclair_Verger.jpeg)






>accepting the delusions of the mentally ill

222403  No.426988

File: 8b464ab8634ddec⋯.mp4 (728.46 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Jo acid.mp4)


222403  No.426989


*picks you up and carries you to bed*

748978  No.426990


You just need to hit up the anteater clubs lad

cb77a1  No.426991



222403  No.426992

File: f55992e3b2a4da1⋯.png (1.47 MB, 845x778, 845:778, ClipboardImage.png)

e1a81c  No.426993

>tfw the more i practice the worse i get

anyone else?

00ed11  No.426994

222403  No.426995

77cdce  No.426996

File: 2b1af6b7c9e0cb0⋯.png (837.3 KB, 1024x929, 1024:929, gosling.png)


Afternoon darkscar

Hows the toil?

77cdce  No.426997

File: cd5abdb848ceac0⋯.jpg (63.55 KB, 778x1200, 389:600, IMG_20190605_091844.jpg)


Whose her hubby?

222403  No.426999

*metaphorically walks on my husband's ball on tv with stiletto heels*

00ed11  No.427000

File: fcf4aa5076ebad6⋯.jpg (390.67 KB, 1879x1966, 1879:1966, 9PfasiW.jpg)

222403  No.427002

File: 0c3a125edb81f03⋯.png (144.33 KB, 632x299, 632:299, ClipboardImage.png)

I love her lads

748978  No.427003

File: ad91e85e4a21417⋯.png (181.04 KB, 480x676, 120:169, ClipboardImage.png)

keeeek Londoncucks btfo


>20mph speedlimits increased no. deaths & injuries


cb77a1  No.427004

File: 425c2433990ee8d⋯.png (315.85 KB, 620x609, 620:609, Nightcrawler 1.png)



Every time I've seen her do comedy it's always been about "muh husband". Female comedians are so shit.


One of the worst days of my life tbh but I feel absolutely fine really despite that. I think my brain has numbed itself to spare me the pain.

I also have something to look forward to potentially. But that mgiht be a disaster. We'll see on Saturday.

cffb85  No.427005

File: 919931ab3a85209⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1400x1400, 1:1, 1560339446320.png)


"mentally ill" okay I'll play along. If you view her as mentally ill do you think calling her "he" etc is really going to help her mental well-being in any way? No ofc not.

Don't make things needlessly hard for her, especially when she's currently at uni smh


oh no, the laughter coming from the audience



looks like a load of rubbish


owning a car and living in London sounds like an absolute nightmare

e1a81c  No.427006

*opens another cider*

222403  No.427007

File: de77ed3531ad0a1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 144.3 KB, 315x420, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

cffb85  No.427008

77cdce  No.427009

File: 2eb56da0e782851⋯.jpeg (78.89 KB, 684x1024, 171:256, cowboi.jpeg)


>that charcater was male but nobody believes me


748978  No.427010





I'd say feeding delusions and encouraging him to mutilate himself is significantly worse for his well-being than using the correct pronouns and his real name

222403  No.427011


You never told me that. I believe you.

222403  No.427012


it's just the tranny cope of a tranny, lad

e1a81c  No.427014


nothing you can do about it


unironically cute tbh

258203  No.427015


222403  No.427016

File: 437e9923d645507⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.06 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180320-183842.png)

Wait Lew looks like THAT?!

748978  No.427017

File: 6e3e92f55c4b1c7⋯.png (488.38 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

e1a81c  No.427018



e1a81c  No.427019

222403  No.427021

>he has one of those floral pattern bed sheets that you can see faces in

222403  No.427022

File: e1c7caf0c6a62fb⋯.png (860.16 KB, 540x858, 90:143, ClipboardImage.png)

258203  No.427023

222403  No.427024

>tfw you lick her pussy and dislodge some of her lover's dried cum

e1a81c  No.427025

de3a1c  No.427026

File: 07b5cadc729b117⋯.png (546.41 KB, 680x778, 340:389, feeling together.png)


>bulging veins phenotype

>nondescript dark jacket

>big boots

Feels like we're made in factory or something

222403  No.427027


show us your booty lad

222403  No.427028

>tfw her lover has creamed her so hard there is like a scab of cum sealing off her vagina

de3a1c  No.427029


Got a spotty bum tbh

de3a1c  No.427030


Is that how it works?

748978  No.427031

why do the characters love saying eachother's names so often in anime?

77cdce  No.427032


that aesthetic grandma carpet tho

222403  No.427033


we love you regardless, lad


I am not sure


Manipulation. People release serotonin when people call them by their name

de3a1c  No.427034


What do you mean, Manscu-chan?

00ed11  No.427035

File: fec9d5187fdfdd8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 649.91 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 0da1a50d13e7e0b714cae4fa8e….png)


anime subcultures do terrible things to young minds

e1a81c  No.427036

222403  No.427037

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

748978  No.427038


watch an episode of JoJo, pretty much every time anyone speaks to anyone they say the person's name to them. Happens in other anime too like in LotGH with Kircheis and Reinhard

222403  No.427039


hahahahahha what a prominent and proud bulge. Veeeeeerygoodlad

1aec61  No.427040


Probably a Japanese cultural thing. They attach all kinds of significance to names

>kyaaa he called me by my first name, Doushiooo~

222403  No.427041

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>tfw no kircheis

222403  No.427042

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

1aec61  No.427043

There's also a thing in Japanese where you state the subject first. So instead of asking "does anyone want a drink?", it's more like "drink, anyone want?".

77cdce  No.427045


Mandarin chan…

222403  No.427046

5abe1c  No.427047

File: cc1ebca6a3ff10b⋯.jpg (356.32 KB, 972x767, 972:767, 1556076751051.jpg)

Pork steaks with pears and stilton for tea tonight.

1aec61  No.427048



77cdce  No.427049

File: deab1ab355cbf04⋯.jpg (717.99 KB, 1682x2684, 841:1342, cutebees.jpg)


alri' kay pal.

>Pork steaks with pears and stilton for tea tonight.

Sounds nice, never had stilton, what's it taste like?

e1a81c  No.427050


you cooking it? bet its SHIT as usual

77cdce  No.427051


reminds me of slavs lol

e1a81c  No.427052


222403  No.427053


reminds me there was a fucking polish ad on the radio today

e1a81c  No.427054

File: 3b11f2e0bb3ac2f⋯.jpg (40.93 KB, 1918x782, 959:391, i0gKQwk.jpg)

>kay will never stamp on your balls till they explode

77cdce  No.427055

File: 77e5a05454728f3⋯.png (657.18 KB, 2000x2000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

222403  No.427056


she'll start posting videos, lad

e1a81c  No.427057


>she will never grow her nails and squeeze my dick with them so it bleeds

de3a1c  No.427058


Bit of a shit fetish tbh, and that's coming from me

e1a81c  No.427059


you have a shit fetish? gross dude

5abe1c  No.427060


It's quite rich and creamy. Plenty of flavour and is rather crumbly too. It's great stuffed in big mushrooms with breadcrumbs on top. Also as a steak sauce or on crackers. Definitely worth getting some to try.


I've been told by multiple sources that my cooking is delicious and comfy.




Why would you want me to do that?


Growing your nails is both impractical and rather disgusting. How else are you meant to cook, clean, garden etc. when your nails are claw like? Best to keep them short and neat.

222403  No.427061

File: db827bff797dc00⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ClipboardImage.png)


>she will never do this to your dick

222403  No.427062


>Growing your nails is both impractical and rather disgusting. How else are you meant to cook, clean, garden etc. when your nails are claw like? Best to keep them short and neat.

preferably as short as your teeth can make them

e1a81c  No.427063


>Why would you want me to do that?

because its hot

71e468  No.427064

File: 956b87ad0b7da61⋯.png (157.91 KB, 367x336, 367:336, hydejew.png)

>A Jew is praying at the synagogue, he's up to his neck in debt and owes everyone

>Lord, he says, just let me win the sweepstakes, then everyone gets paid!

>There is no reply

>The Jew comes back next week, on his knees he prays, blasted Lord! Just let me win the sweepstakes and all will be solved!

>There is no reply

>The jew is back again, cursing and swearing. Lord! Just let me win the sweepstakes!

>The clouds part, thunder and lightning strike the ground, a booming voice emanates from above

>Alright then, but meet me halfway and buy a fucking ticket

222403  No.427065

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

lol what a loser who does that

e1a81c  No.427066

*begs kay to let me lick the princes cum out of her*

1c2f06  No.427067

Wageslaveing rn


222403  No.427068

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

748978  No.427069

Nigel Farage reacts furiously to Jo Brand joke, demanding police act over 'incitement of violence'



227cb2  No.427070


An interesting combination, not sure if I've had pork steak, chops yes, gammon also, the latter is good with a fried egg, peas and chips.

227cb2  No.427071

e1a81c  No.427072


i prefer pork loin steaks, thin ones

de3a1c  No.427073


Nah, only an arse fetish.

e1a81c  No.427074

>over 400% daily salt in this gammon

dont believe it tbh cant taste it

e1a81c  No.427075


sick freak

222403  No.427076


luv salt, fuck the haters tbh

de3a1c  No.427077


umm wow what a bigot to overreact to mere joke smh it's okay when the right kind of people make such jokes it's 2019

e1a81c  No.427078

time for another cider

222403  No.427079


it's just a fucking joke sit down boomer nige

222403  No.427080

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh pagan lad

1c2f06  No.427081


1c2f06  No.427082

Is jock here?

e1a81c  No.427083

>tfw its one of those days where im somehow better when i drink

222403  No.427084

File: 62c22afdc26527f⋯.png (3.76 KB, 114x54, 19:9, ClipboardImage.png)

1c2f06  No.427085


Literally a queer's interpretation of what I wear when I go out. I dress like that, except not tight pants, same boots except not edgy, typically wear a medium cardigan or just a longsleeve.

Also, handveingang. Tbh

222403  No.427086


show us, pussy

e1a81c  No.427087


youre gay

1c2f06  No.427088



Won't be doing that.

222403  No.427089

e1a81c  No.427090

>tfw westie has seen what i dress like

e1a81c  No.427091

and wessie smh

77cdce  No.427092

File: e13175a66d3eaa2⋯.jpg (698.6 KB, 891x1260, 99:140, 1559150655318.jpg)


*irons your jumper*

222403  No.427093

File: faf8b168fefb835⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 7.41 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

alright lads let's show off are styles. no sucking in your gut

e1a81c  No.427094


damn you are a dapper chap

absolutely blown away by your style lad

1c2f06  No.427095

File: d1e75fb5e75afd3⋯.jpg (113.57 KB, 1200x1119, 400:373, 1558734231722-0.jpg)

/pol/tard visibly intimidated by j.ewess.

smh, many such cases.

222403  No.427096


thanks, lad. Now it's your turn

222403  No.427097



e1a81c  No.427098


i would impregnate her so hard


e1a81c  No.427099

5abe1c  No.427100

Doing a jigsaw

e1a81c  No.427101

e1a81c  No.427102

>ywn cut kay up into little pieces and turn her into a jigsaw

222403  No.427103

File: fd0a51256bf4f31⋯.png (329.92 KB, 492x419, 492:419, ClipboardImage.png)

222403  No.427104

File: fb9e0eb0668f939⋯.png (182.25 KB, 494x464, 247:232, fb9e0eb0668f9396dd6343e98b….png)

>found a jigsaw in the freezer when I came home

>a glass mug filled with water I had forgotten about

at least honest Martin told his mummy immediately and she said it was fine and that we can just buy a new one

e1a81c  No.427105

222403  No.427106


pitcher, not mug* smh. It broke because when water freezes it expands smh

e1a81c  No.427107


no it doesnt

cffb85  No.427108

File: 28180e1b0dd8564⋯.png (313.42 KB, 370x473, 370:473, 1560135871395.png)

>no spiclad

>no madlad

Why did the goodlads get scared off?


I'm currently cooking so I'm a little busy atm, but yes I'm here I guess


cut your dick up into little pieces and make a jigsaw out of it


why was there a jigsaw in your freezer!?!?!?

222403  No.427109


wish the trannybois could be scared off too tbh. Already explained the jigsaw in the freezer lad

77cdce  No.427110

File: a9e5f9f8058c424⋯.jpg (142.33 KB, 1440x1920, 3:4, W 4220.jpg)


give me your adress and ill mail a pic to you

222403  No.427111


I have enough Lews

cffb85  No.427112


>Already explained the jigsaw in the freezer

where lad?

77cdce  No.427113


there's never enough


i didnt see tbh

222403  No.427114

File: 8c7e09adb24c7c9⋯.png (272.89 KB, 730x860, 73:86, 8c7e09adb24c7c98b06c3f5348….png)


in the post itself and >>427106

it became a jigsaw because it broke into many pieces

222403  No.427115


okay give me one

cffb85  No.427116

File: 41a823e1db31cda⋯.jpg (125.15 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1560244712821.jpg)


ohhh your original post makes sense now

Thanks lad

I hope it wasn't a nice fancy pitcher or anything

222403  No.427117

File: f7aeea625611a90⋯.jpg (321.8 KB, 941x898, 941:898, 1558967995451.jpg)


It was my pitcher

77cdce  No.427118

File: 0f60b653262e027⋯.jpg (202.32 KB, 976x1024, 61:64, Amelia_Gayle_Gorgas_Librar….jpg)

222403  No.427119

File: 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, awkward pepe2.png)

>mfw any post by jocko

5abe1c  No.427120

File: a3666e5355d7984⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 450x800, 9:16, 1545306241681.gif)

>the prince is going to return home soon to see how well I've done on the jigsaw when he's been swimming

1c2f06  No.427121


Busy too, I'll ask tomprrow

222403  No.427122

6275bd  No.427123

File: a4c74bfa914ca35⋯.jpg (28.88 KB, 500x375, 4:3, a4c74bfa914ca355c172fabb04….jpg)

lads, this isn't the real thread

this thread isn't appearing in the catalogue, for some lads, so they can't post here



is now the real thread

cffb85  No.427124

File: 534e0748edfdb25⋯.gif (1.88 MB, 540x360, 3:2, 1560235418640.gif)


>breaks an item of his

>immediately tells his mummy

>is glad he didn't get into trouble



I might not be here tomorrow

222403  No.427125

222403  No.427127


it is mine in the way I am attached to it and use it, it's owned by mummy

1aec61  No.427128


What puzzle is it?

6275bd  No.427129


lad, something seriously fucky is going on, that should have linked to the new thread, but instead it went to a post in this one

check the catalogue lad, see for yourself!!

222403  No.427130


sotp fucking with me lad

6275bd  No.427131


lad tell them! tell them about the other thread!!




6275bd  No.427132

File: 0fbfce432d62020⋯.png (231.45 KB, 600x439, 600:439, e704bcc472363b98294d5bc297….png)

00ed11  No.427133



426593 < 426962

e1a81c  No.427134

>binnyboy lying again

does he have no shame?

222403  No.427135


Just stay here, lad.

222403  No.427136

tbh feeling angry, might take it out on binz

00ed11  No.427137

File: fb73b9be3f1d000⋯.jpg (93.93 KB, 584x377, 584:377, griffiths_moses_18.jpg)


cffb85  No.427138


are you trying to tell us you're going to kill The Poster Formerly Known As Bins?

6275bd  No.427139

File: 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB, 504x379, 504:379, 8a4271b8f0b4ce1c9b3acdffd3….png)


*hard punch*

5abe1c  No.427140

File: 2803243307c5f6c⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1500x506, 750:253, ClipboardImage.png)


It's a Disney one the prince's mummy got him. We are eager to get it done as we don't like Disney and we want to start on the supreme Beatrix Potter one.

222403  No.427141

222403  No.427142

File: 27dffcc677e346a⋯.jpg (57.91 KB, 798x661, 798:661, 1549383565819.jpg)


>we don't like Disney

t. loves a Disney prince

6275bd  No.427143


this thread isn't visible to some users lad, 8chan is fucking up

I had to make that other thread earlier, because this one wouldn't appear

ask Doogle

986b5e  No.427144

drank a cocktail in a can last night lads

it was a "pornstar"

it tasted and smelled like BO. I couldn't help but like I missed the warning on the packaging tbh

222403  No.427145


only you and doogle is in the other thread lad

00ed11  No.427146

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

DAE play this way back

6275bd  No.427148


Doogle is one of the best posters, that alone should be an attraction tbh

222403  No.427149

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6275bd  No.427150

File: 4928ade32b304d7⋯.jpg (66.2 KB, 500x500, 1:1, bin0955.jpg)

222403  No.427151


you can just link him here

00ed11  No.427152


he's not posted there in 2 hours dude

6275bd  No.427153


this thread is invisible from the catalogue, for people on mobile devices

222403  No.427154

File: ed0c0d228763fd2⋯.png (205.59 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

6275bd  No.427155


that's because this thread isn't appearing in the catalogue

222403  No.427156


I posted from mobile earlier today, lad. Have a bit of a short fuse, lad. Might kill you

e1a81c  No.427157

>go to drink another cider



222403  No.427158


ran out?

cffb85  No.427159


this is all very worrying

222403  No.427160

File: d8ba0989ff4bde7⋯.jpg (59.99 KB, 1071x753, 357:251, d8ba0989ff4bde76004e9510ab….jpg)


6275bd  No.427161

File: cadc61e8fd7243a⋯.png (79.25 KB, 242x300, 121:150, bin0966.png)







222403  No.427162

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*shoots Binz*

6275bd  No.427163

File: 4fa99744d4c9f37⋯.png (29.49 KB, 633x825, 211:275, 4fa99744d4c9f373b740f2b761….png)


who's that?!?

e1a81c  No.427164


full up

6275bd  No.427165


>full up


00ed11  No.427166

File: 7cd41b2068a9ebe⋯.jpg (602.31 KB, 1600x1180, 80:59, North-Riding.jpg)

got to go to yorkshire tomorrow smh

929592  No.427167


Why even go to the catalogue on a general thread board? Both threads appear on the index which Imalways go to, and I'm on a tablet. No excuses. Smh that my effort post in the other thread went unnoticed. We should move there when this thread is full tbh.

6275bd  No.427168

I think we should have a day of the week where we all bully Dorshie, whatever he says

And we should change the day , so he doesn't try to avoid posting on those days

And sometimes we should do it on several days a week, in case he starts to think he's in the clear because we've already bullied him that week

I think it will help him to become a better person

e1a81c  No.427169


you forget the power that i hold over you, little binny boy, you are nothing to me but an ant

e1a81c  No.427170

anyway i have to go and entertain milfs


222403  No.427171

cffb85  No.427172

File: 1856373dd02d21e⋯.mp4 (720.99 KB, 364x720, 91:180, UnusualVideosTwitter.mp4)

1c2f06  No.427173

$_$ work work work

986b5e  No.427174


hit the wall? usually I get past that by swapping to spirits

222403  No.427175


I am surrounded by nerds


wage wage wage

6275bd  No.427176


>I am surrounded by nerds

I didn't get it either lad

1c2f06  No.427177


>t. drivecuck

222403  No.427178


I luv drivin though, but not deliverin. bossman asked second in commandman today if he could find me a longer route. Fingers crossed

6275bd  No.427179

File: 4fa99744d4c9f37⋯.png (29.49 KB, 633x825, 211:275, 4fa99744d4c9f373b740f2b761….png)


>I luv drivin though


6275bd  No.427180

File: 78961e49037444f⋯.jpg (45.1 KB, 843x742, 843:742, koshersandwhich.jpg)

1c2f06  No.427181


Dream job, outside of management incompetence, imo.

222403  No.427182


Lad I am a simple lad I like it simple. Can't take all this faux drama *kills you*

6275bd  No.427183

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, sadbins.png)

222403  No.427184

File: f7aeea625611a90⋯.jpg (321.8 KB, 941x898, 941:898, 1558967995451.jpg)


>even The Poster Formerly Known As Bins bothering me

imagine what having a gf is like

1c2f06  No.427185


>imagine what having a gf is like

like a lvl 35 BOSS

6275bd  No.427186

File: 3d48b826172f066⋯.png (8.65 KB, 833x408, 49:24, 63852fafe351572e2c00e049ec….png)


soz lad, you just take it easy, put your feet up. Let me make you a hot drink or a sandwhich. We both know how hard you work, so this is your time to relax.

222403  No.427187





6275bd  No.427188

File: 665816e910d8da8⋯.jpg (400.17 KB, 850x563, 850:563, Keto-BLT-Sandwich-3-of-3.jpg)


it's a keto sandwhich lad, don't worry

748978  No.427189

File: 4901df7f1411ea9⋯.jpg (6.3 KB, 144x200, 18:25, 1446594811866.jpg)

cajun pork loin steaks with roasted peppers, fried peppers, mushrooms & spring onions over boiled long-grain rice and peas

222403  No.427191


ahjhhh thankee ladee. I should have expected as much from the The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman

1aec61  No.427192


Some of those old Disney games are surprisingly good. Did Capcom make that one?

a05278  No.427193

File: f223441bb441bcf⋯.png (634.12 KB, 617x452, 617:452, ClipboardImage.png)


i hated pooing too until i started omad, now its almost effortless despite me having to get half undressed for it


happened to my childhood sweetheart lad, smh it's so widespread


practice what? not tugging your willy or tugging your willy?


she is such a typical feminist, absolutely vile rotten ugly dyke that doesn't deserve to breathe let alone be given time on """comedy""" shows

all it takes to be a """comedian""" nowadays apparently is making jokes about nigel farage and how lazy your husband is


pic related is literally me


fun to watch but those are the worst goddamn punches i've ever seen


i was going to post that. it looks like one of your peepies

a05278  No.427194

>its another panzie longpost because he's been out and done things today but still wants to reply to his frens to show he cares episode

222403  No.427195


won't get any replies though keeeeeeeek

222403  No.427196

based collateral damage panzie

748978  No.427197

the pork is a bit chewy smh

1aec61  No.427198

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Speaking of surprisingly good games

>that beautiful sequence at 18 minutes.

a05278  No.427199

File: 717cf210ecd640c⋯.jpg (42.14 KB, 560x612, 140:153, helpercry.jpg)


lad…please…don't hurt my feelings!

222403  No.427200


It's funny to poke tbh. I know where the Panzler is most sensitive

1c2f06  No.427201


That's why I put so much effort into my posts too

748978  No.427202

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fresh jap Bob Ross

71e468  No.427203

>A plane crashed in Madrid six months ago, 200 Japanese… Broke my fuckin' heart

>Six empty seats there was

748978  No.427204

File: 46dae527c2a885c⋯.png (81.75 KB, 638x557, 638:557, 46dae527c2a885ceb8af8810c9….png)

71e468  No.427205

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pretty decent lad

222403  No.427206

>had one meal of 1000 calories all day

>getting close to bed time and I am not hungry


222403  No.427207

maybe keto has taught my body to eat my body fat instead? idno

6275bd  No.427208


yeah, that's how it works lad

fasting is much easier on keto, because your body is already used to burning fat

222403  No.427209

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222403  No.427210


so weird. it seems too easy

1c2f06  No.427211


but u dont, cunt. ur posts are shite.

222403  No.427212

File: f8a6c41fd33d706⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1536x1024, 3:2, 7ff2e789fcdb7ac9e4eed71925….png)

I miss him lads

6275bd  No.427213


just need to drink enough water and get enough salt

1c2f06  No.427214


That's the point :-DDD

222403  No.427215




6275bd  No.427216


you miss angry The Poster Formerly Known As Bins?

222403  No.427217


why salt?


keeeeeeeeeek. I miss madlad

6275bd  No.427219

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>why salt?

keto makes you need to pee more, and you end up flushing out a lot of salt with that pee, so to rehydrate you need both salt and water

748978  No.427220

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always liked him even if he was a goblin

222403  No.427221


hmmm ok. I think I get enough

1aec61  No.427222

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I have to rewatch the OP every now and again. Such a work of art.

222403  No.427223


>video not available

1aec61  No.427224

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Shit, lid.

71e468  No.427225

File: f7e4b04220d519a⋯.gif (1.01 MB, 435x331, 435:331, falkielaugh.gif)

>There's two fellas that fought at Goose Green on the Falkland Islands 'ere tonight…

*extended clapping

>They're facking argentinians but you're welcome to applaud if ye like

a05278  No.427226


cute tbh

1c2f06  No.427227



You're fucking delusional.

a05278  No.427228

File: b435c3e7faf48ea⋯.jpg (32.01 KB, 540x389, 540:389, tumblr_inline_plujnpGgDF1u….jpg)

>22sts prophecy came true

Fucking hate you. Prick.

I'm leaving this board forever and starting a cult.

71e468  No.427229


What a cunt is that whamen

6275bd  No.427231


If you're not getting any of the symptoms, like cramps or headaches, then you're probably fine

222403  No.427232


KEEEEEEEEEK. I'm sorry lad. Stay for me

222403  No.427233


ah so headaches mean take salt

222403  No.427234

File: 316ea49a04dc55d⋯.png (5.83 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

6275bd  No.427235


>ah so headaches mean take salt

salt and water

1aec61  No.427236

File: e34035188ded588⋯.png (604.03 KB, 1077x549, 359:183, ClipboardImage.png)

What did they mean by this?

222403  No.427237

File: fe492066a46eb81⋯.png (275.21 KB, 494x464, 247:232, 1553575740848.png)


>I have to remember two things

>when I have headaches

222403  No.427238


they are watching me like bossman

a05278  No.427239

File: 5302ae512a0880f⋯.png (8.02 KB, 540x128, 135:32, ClipboardImage.png)


222403  No.427240


well yeah, a nubian queen braphog probably looks better before all that makeup too

6275bd  No.427241

File: 34ac626157e8e6e⋯.png (7.2 KB, 485x455, 97:91, 68b6d83081ce22f4ad433986bf….png)


>>I have to remember two things

why is life so hard?!

222403  No.427242


Got a GOOD film for us to watch?

77cdce  No.427243


>north yorkshire


6275bd  No.427244


what you want to watch lid?

77cdce  No.427245

File: feb3fba42a485df⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1008x1200, 21:25, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5e5b23302774237⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

had lots of energy and felt good 2day

might pop some loratidine to clear up my airways a bit feelin' a bit stuffy tho

222403  No.427246


I am asking you smh

222403  No.427247


Adaption with Nick cage

6275bd  No.427248


I'll sort it out

77cdce  No.427249

File: f92e944dbb8665c⋯.jpg (49.57 KB, 640x360, 16:9, cage3.jpg)


Good choice tbf

a05278  No.427250



>taking drugs


71e468  No.427251

File: 44016cfb80d2b4d⋯.png (592.09 KB, 839x443, 839:443, ClipboardImage.png)

Why is every Poputepipikku episode copied in each upload so it's twice as long?

77cdce  No.427252

File: 74c8232312f8641⋯.png (521.4 KB, 1200x975, 16:13, ClipboardImage.png)

make ameriga gr8 again


Alri panzlad

>pic related is literally me

going for the longhair look myself I want to look like jesus or some heavy metal guy

will probably get short back and sides again when i got bored of that

>she is such a typical feminist, absolutely vile rotten ugly dyke that doesn't deserve to breathe let alone be given time on """comedy""" shows

and yet we can't even have one comedy show smh sammy AHHHHHHHHHHH i don't even like him that much but just one show was so refreshing

6275bd  No.427253

File: b6af5564e9db271⋯.jpg (104.61 KB, 220x326, 110:163, Adaptation._film.jpg)

77cdce  No.427254

File: cf24d3e9e8a90b2⋯.png (230.25 KB, 409x407, 409:407, comfygos.png)


Hows neetdom lad? itching for another bossman yet?

a05278  No.427255

File: 1c84196d8486535⋯.png (385.85 KB, 598x580, 299:290, tumblr_pscjyoPgeD1wo51v0o4….png)


Thanks for the (You), lad I appreciate it

would be interesting to see you with long hair tbh



oh sama-el-hajeed


halfords in the next town over had hiring signs, I asked about it when I went in there today for parts and they just said basically I'll have to drop my CV in soon because they're interviewing next week wew

a05278  No.427256

File: 4399642c7ad65e7⋯.png (1.54 MB, 1200x796, 300:199, ClipboardImage.png)

They killed comedy and satire when they started implementing globohomo tbh

pic related

77cdce  No.427257

File: f73be063a0816d3⋯.jpg (49.96 KB, 970x545, 194:109, 1559942114639.jpg)

>tfw no matter what climate change does to the planet america will survive because they have the largest arable landmass on earth that is probably the least vulnerable to changes in temperature

wonder if trump thinks about this when he restarts another coal factory


samir al hayeed

>halfords in the next town over had hiring signs, I asked about it when I went in there today for parts and they just said basically I'll have to drop my CV in soon because they're interviewing next week wew

'Ate designing CV's, get yours handed in though. Just showing up is half the battle when it comes to finding a job.


find the fact there are 'gay villages' so funny

and then the gays in them get angry when straight people enter

986b5e  No.427258


It can have adverse effects on your blood and cholesterol if done for extended periods of time I think I heard

222403  No.427259



I better not look into it

a05278  No.427260


>america will survive

They also have guns with which to resist both their government and invaders and thieving knickers. Feelsbadman.

a05278  No.427261

File: 8337c351ef9e5a7⋯.jpg (30.86 KB, 580x548, 145:137, D81sdlUX4AEtrFL.jpg large.jpg)

222403  No.427262


The present study shows the beneficial effects of a long-term ketogenic diet. It significantly reduced the body weight and body mass index of the patients. Furthermore, it decreased the level of triglycerides, LDL cholesterol and blood glucose, and increased the level of HDL cholesterol. Administering a ketogenic diet for a relatively longer period of time did not produce any significant side effects in the patients. Therefore, the present study confirms that it is safe to use a ketogenic diet for a longer period of time than previously demonstrated.


a05278  No.427263


>muh cholesterol

think cholesterol is a meme pushed by margerine companies to make you eat more harmful vegetable oils, even though there's no evidence to show it actually does anything bad

222403  No.427264


yeah thye found out butter and eggs weren't bad

just a meme that have been pushed forever

71e468  No.427265

File: f052c1631203897⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1361x1072, 1361:1072, ClipboardImage.png)

>Japs referencing Catch That Pigeon and Dick Dastardly


986b5e  No.427266


probably not the worlds biggest deal tho mark bells been on steroids and keto for YEARS and he's still alive so yeah

1aec61  No.427267


They dubbed it twice with different voice actors, for a laugh.

1aec61  No.427268

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Think they also gave the actors a degree of freedom to improvise, since some of the scenes come out differently.

71e468  No.427269



Are you sure? It seems identical to me so far

986b5e  No.427270



man I was sure I heard it fucked up your blood work but oh well

71e468  No.427271

Every episode is recorded twice with different voice acting? excessive

1c2f06  No.427272

Want some coffee, fuck.

6275bd  No.427273

File: 85a0db2ae12fac6⋯.jpg (13.4 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ToryGayTree.jpg)

File: a84de00a3f32973⋯.png (877.97 KB, 1795x1795, 1:1, a84de00a3f329733d789defff2….png)


This is the "Conservatives" logo on twitter right now

1496a8  No.427274

File: cbc7d70995e0c90⋯.png (6.78 MB, 3000x2121, 1000:707, __cutlass_and_reizei_mako_….png)

The board isn't the same without madlad, he was the best poster.

1aec61  No.427275

File: 8004243c7f4b2e5⋯.mp4 (594.29 KB, 326x326, 1:1, dorset.mp4)


Smh. Who will stop Dorset's reign of destruction?

71e468  No.427276

File: 25d8ad57c6e023e⋯.png (83.17 KB, 2154x1928, 1077:964, baitlass2.png)


Only because he was new and mad enough to get baited every time smh

222403  No.427277


close second after Binz and Dorse

77cdce  No.427278

File: 0db2a2f58b72711⋯.png (242.92 KB, 750x728, 375:364, image0.png)

77cdce  No.427279

File: b1342b2a3a75ee6⋯.png (564.18 KB, 992x558, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


Some of our lads need to learn to chill out.

Here, have a nice refreshing drink.

71e468  No.427280

File: 3367b1df38d5217⋯.png (450.97 KB, 650x360, 65:36, patriotic filterman.png)


>They put something in the water that turns the frickin' water gay

77cdce  No.427281

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1496a8  No.427282

File: 5af962992c61505⋯.jpg (2.29 MB, 2480x4134, 1240:2067, __yorha_no_2_type_b_nier_s….jpg)


they are both bottom-tier tbh


mmm raspberry juice

222403  No.427283


nobody wants to be on your list, lass

77cdce  No.427284

File: c5e57f76a32465a⋯.png (133.31 KB, 363x445, 363:445, Yuuko156.png)


North Americans get pink water sometimes because they accidentally mix this cleaning solution with the drinking water sometimes lol, dunno if its happened in the UK in recent memory.

At least that's the official story.

77cdce  No.427285


Such a big bully you are

Cute 2B


All of our posters are at the top of my list 😌

a05278  No.427286

File: 63ecd0b8f1dbe29⋯.jpg (84.9 KB, 500x463, 500:463, 06b232ff904efac3dbd70967e0….jpg)


>don't actually have this pic in my folder

Thanks lass.


I will, your grace.

222403  No.427287

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>All of our posters are at the top of my list 😌

a05278  No.427288


>cleaning solution

that must be healthy, fookin eck

222403  No.427289



*gives panzie pity (You)s*

77cdce  No.427290

File: 85f853c021e978c⋯.jpg (76.65 KB, 1024x934, 512:467, mlqhyu4pj7m11.jpg)

77cdce  No.427291

File: 227e01856b8ba6c⋯.png (155.42 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


tbh I sometimes wonder what if we lived in a libertarian paradise and private companies could purchase access to the drinking water for pre assigned slots. So from 7-8PM all drinking water would be cut with 7UP™ or Coca Cola™ as a form of advertisement. Maybe certain towns would have caramel water or cherry flavoured water as an attraction to get people to live there.

222403  No.427292


you have mummy instincts, such a tranny smh

a05278  No.427293

File: a4985761ab93bc6⋯.gif (2.99 MB, 500x260, 25:13, tumblr_owk6jrsZPZ1rxomgoo5….gif)


Such is my burden


dear lord lad careful what you say lest they start getting ideas

77cdce  No.427294


>dear lord lad careful what you say lest they start getting ideas

it's such a cursed thought


>mummy instincts


*aborts you*

77cdce  No.427295

File: 6615c368a773489⋯.png (437.26 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>this is our next prime minister

he looks like he has no clue what he's doing

71e468  No.427296

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222403  No.427297


bit bland

b1935a  No.427298

File: c045b035c6957c4⋯.mp4 (6.13 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Stickerbush Symphony - Ft ….mp4)


77cdce  No.427299

File: eeca2fa016cea81⋯.jpg (9.64 KB, 359x282, 359:282, slepey goslin.jpg)

someone keeps spamming big titty milf threads on our board

1496a8  No.427300

File: bad9baa04c3768d⋯.png (180.58 KB, 540x317, 540:317, ClipboardImage.png)


I think he might be knocked out before the final round tbh. He has a lead because of the brexiteer MPs but there's way more remainers casting votes and as the other candidates get whittled down they could all snowball their support on Boris's competition.

1c2f06  No.427301


Anyone who can't take being e-bullied deserves to be pushed out, tbh. I've got nothing against the tranny newfag sperge, except he's easy to antagonize.

1aec61  No.427302


Stickerbrush Symphony doesn't deserve this

1c2f06  No.427303


He only ever posted /r9k/tier posts and couldn't hold a discussion, so I don't see how losing him is a loss.

748978  No.427304


when did Madlad get outed as a tranny? last I remember was him sending pics of his bum to old men


4/10 tbh

222403  No.427305

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don't really care but here

1c2f06  No.427306


I read that in the last thread or two; Dorset said he has his pictures of him in drag, or something.

1c2f06  No.427307


I was just doing a quick and disparaging summary of what I know of him, because apparently he can't help but let people know who he is while anonymous.

I'd add zoomer to the list too.

b1935a  No.427310

File: 9d27c9596ea411a⋯.webm (4.35 MB, 480x480, 1:1, Stickerbush Symphony.webm)


interior crocodile alligator

here's the original song see you later

77cdce  No.427313

File: 82575f7fdcf4d67⋯.jpg (563.76 KB, 1564x1564, 1:1, gameboy post.jpg)


>interior crocodile alligator

Lad… that's a blast from the past right there. My nigga. 11 years fugg.. there's plenty ahead though : }

>that webm

You always have the comfiest posts. Have a nice night lad.