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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: b8f129e18af7357⋯.png (288.35 KB, 660x371, 660:371, ClipboardImage.png)

238593  No.383705

Majority of Britons Don’t Trust Politicians to ‘Do The Right Thing By the Country Over Brexit’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/19/poll-majority-of-britons-back-no-deal-brexit-delay/

A poll has found that Britons are more comfortable with the “brief uncertainty” of a clean-break Brexit than are happy with a Brexit extension, and a clear majority think the European Union is punishing the United Kingdom for wanting to leave.

>In a poll for The Telegraph by ComRes, 46 per cent said that leaving the EU in a clean break would “briefly cause some uncertainty but ultimately work out okay,” while 40 per cent supported an extension to Article 50.

>MPs voted that the UK must leave the EU on March 29th; however, Prime Minister Theresa May surrendered ground to Remainers last month and agreed that should her unpopular Withdrawal Agreement be voted down for a second time, she would allow a vote on taking no-deal off the table and delaying Brexit.

>A poll taken in advance of last week’s House of Commons vote on extending Article 50 found that a majority of Britons were against any Brexit delay; in despite of public opinion, the lower house voted to delay Brexit on Thursday.

Telcos block access to 4chan, other sites

https://www.9news.com.au/2019/03/19/16/47/telcos-block-access-to-4chan-liveleak

>Several websites including 4chan have been blocked by major Australian telcos for continuing to host footage of the Christchurch terrorist attack.

>Telstra on Tuesday blocked access to 4chan, 8chan and Voat, the blog Zerohedge and video hosting platform Liveleak.

>"We understand this may inconvenience some legitimate users of these sites, but these are extreme circumstances and we feel this is the right thing to do," Telstra networks and IT executive Nikos Katinakis said in a statement.

UK employment at highest since 1971

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47622415

>The 76.1% employment rate is the highest since records began in 1971.

>Unemployment fell by 35,000 to 1.34 million in the period, putting the rate below 4% for the first time since 1975.

>The figure is 112,000 lower than a year ago, giving a jobless rate of 3.9%, well below the EU average of 6.5%.

238593  No.383708

File: c403ab333ca15a1⋯.png (226.9 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 278813ef045dd91866f7fcc4e8….png)

Me posting in the meta thread appears to have restarted the board, all of the new threads appeared immediately after.


238593  No.383710

File: 9770ee0a6b7633b⋯.png (1.06 MB, 985x1174, 985:1174, 0eecdaff5b3f4d894af2c05dc5….png)

who was trying to ddos are nubrit lads?


238593  No.383711

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


86f59d  No.383712

>>383708

I saw the last thread was nearly at 750 and couldn't be bothered opening it, so just patiently waited for the next one to appear on the index for an hour. Should have made my own. Smh.


35215d  No.383713

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


2915de  No.383714

File: 1fe87dff97c2cff⋯.png (177.92 KB, 1024x697, 1024:697, 1fe87dff97c2cff0d783942172….png)

I made the thread first but guess we're using this one


238593  No.383715

File: 06868a1ec06eba6⋯.jpg (71.88 KB, 679x960, 679:960, D1vwS46WoAAQLfn.jpg)

>>383712

We were all trying to make one but it literally wouldn't let us.

>>383714

ty lid


2915de  No.383716

>>383715

Spic can delete it tbh, making it already took all the energy out of me tbh


238593  No.383717

File: 31e465a925e9698⋯.jpg (17.76 KB, 500x321, 500:321, life.jpg)

>>383716

i had to make two full threads with all the links and formatting twice roooo


2915de  No.383718

>>383717

man life is hard for us


238593  No.383719

>>383718

dam str8


2915de  No.383720

drove earlier today, finally some sun and light blue skies, and the snow is almost already gone when you get down from my hill. Can't wait


86f59d  No.383721

>>383720

I was cruising through Norway on mapcrunch earlier and it seemed so full of hill roads and annoying dead ends.


2915de  No.383722

what I missed most about newspaper delivery is

I AM MY OWN MAN I AM MY OWN MASTER

Nobody calls me and bullies me


74ee29  No.383723

soon


74ee29  No.383724

forgot what i was going to post..


2915de  No.383725

>>383721

What road do you follow? We use E6 to go from the south to the north. It gets a bit more confusing when you want to travel the coast or the fjords in the south east though.


139c29  No.383726

>>383705

>>Telstra on Tuesday blocked access to 4chan, 8chan and Voat, the blog Zerohedge and video hosting platform Liveleak.

Interesting. Gigabytes of immolations, defenestrations and decapitations are fine, a cheeky kiwi is not.


86f59d  No.383727

File: d48ae70a2d240a7⋯.png (176.44 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1537934233.png)

>>383725

Can't remember tbh. Think one was tonesburg or something. I was looking for random urban references because it's like google earth with random start locations. Didn't get anything interesting in Norway. Think this was Turkey.


2915de  No.383728

>>383727

Tønsberg? Never been that far south in Norway tbh


3891f9  No.383729

>>383722

*ring ring*


2915de  No.383730

File: f5db0ce1ed3bf06⋯.png (19.16 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1552966886193.png)

>>383729

>Kay's calling

*doesn't pick it up*


74ee29  No.383731

oh its tuesday

thought it was monday


2915de  No.383732

>>383731

Time flies when you wage it away


74ee29  No.383733

>>383732

y-yeah…


2915de  No.383734

File: fed75054640d817⋯.png (8.38 MB, 2700x1800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c8455e83d04d43d⋯.png (300.43 KB, 650x400, 13:8, ClipboardImage.png)


86f59d  No.383735

Someone post the unedited kiwi kebab removal vids again, lads. Haven't seen them yet. Want to see if I can stomach it tbh.

>>383728

Yeah that was it.


238593  No.383736

>>383726

that's a good point lad liveleak has so much violence on but this is too far apparently


74ee29  No.383737

>tfw no gf


902018  No.383738

File: 2801720508210ea⋯.webm (15.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Serial Kiwi 1.webm)

dad going all out and making a stir fry tonight

maybe he is happy I finally paid 2 months rent all at once

>>383735

how, lad? they've been reposted and linked to like three times here alone already


2915de  No.383739

File: f7d82612363f8a2⋯.png (298 KB, 937x638, 937:638, 1550669266939.png)

>>383737

Are you one of those incel creeps?


902018  No.383740

File: 3a6568e1fa770b2⋯.webm (15.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Serial Kiwi 2.webm)


238593  No.383741

File: f4dfdd6c83a5dbe⋯.png (524.35 KB, 674x941, 674:941, ClipboardImage.png)


74ee29  No.383742

>>383739

i'm not a creep, i'm a volcel


74ee29  No.383743

sorry The Poster Formerly Known As Bins, i ate some carbs cream cheese

i'm probably going to have to eat more because i dont have anything else


238593  No.383744

File: fe80d6ca8805a63⋯.png (298.23 KB, 400x541, 400:541, leon1.png)

>jared kushner has brother called josh who married a non jewish woman

>been revealed that kushner called her a shiksa and his parents didnt accept her for 6 years

based jewish purity


2915de  No.383745

>>383742

Oh. Goodlad

>>383743

are there carbs in cream and cheese?


2915de  No.383746

>>383744

seems like even Jewish identity has become weaker later. Shutting someone out for 6 years is a very short time compared to forever tbh


74ee29  No.383747

>>383745

yes, only a small amount of sugar from the milk


2915de  No.383748

>>383747

t-there's sugar in the milk?


2915de  No.383749

File: 099c424718f80ce⋯.jpg (14.82 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 099c424718f80ce4918fcaa01a….jpg)

WHAT THE HECK MUMMY'S BEEN GETTING ME ADDICTED TO SWEETS SINCE BIRTH????


666af3  No.383750

>4 threads slid off the catalog at once

wtf

Well that's several that won't be archived now smh


3f1036  No.383751

File: 0e222094366aab0⋯.jpg (61.67 KB, 500x618, 250:309, 0e222094366aab04525634d3e9….jpg)

slept for 12 hours, 2am to 2pm. needed it 'cause I only slept for like 3 the night before

>>383735

>if I can stomach it

pfffffft

>>383736

it's because it's politically controversial, LL is owned by jews, they ban people for saying "nigger" so the comments on any nigger antics video has people dogwhistling to dance around the censorship

>>383742

>5'5

>vol

>>383750

>not archiving from the oldest to the newest

thought you were bright, lad


666af3  No.383752

>>383751

That's what I do though?


666af3  No.383753

I only do it every now and again because I cba to do it every single day, but I always keep an eye to make sure nothing gets slid. But 4 shouldn't disappear at once like this smh


86f59d  No.383754

>>383738

>she actually says subscribe to pewdiepie

Top kek. What the fug is he listening to in the car at the start? Also, seems like he doesn't know what he's doing with that gun tbh.

>>383740

>help me, help me

>I am the god of hellfire, do do doo

Chuckled. Difficult to tell, he was chasing her around? Think he says "we won't get the bird today" or something before he finds her. Why wouldn't she run anywhere but in circles around the mosque?

Also, in the building, was the a kid in the body pile? Looked like one slumped over with his binbag mummy. Still buffering to watch the rest ov this one. Smh. Don't really feel anything though.


74ee29  No.383755


74ee29  No.383756

into the filter you go, mutt


3f1036  No.383757

File: 2006e7171cdc203⋯.webm (7.75 MB, 835x800, 167:160, Heil Kameraden!.webm)

>>383754

>What the fug is he listening to in the car at the start?

Serbia Strong / Remove Kebab, The British Grenadiers, vid related, some other boomer song I keep forgetting, Gas Gas Gas


666af3  No.383758

Saying the n word should not be acceptable


3f1036  No.383759

File: 1a0b07113ee245a⋯.mp4 (3.37 MB, 360x360, 1:1, Alabama_Nigger.mp4)

>>383758

NIGGER

NIGGER

NIGGER


74ee29  No.383760

>>383758

tbh

vulgar racism is cringey

saying it in a good joke is acceptable, tbh


666af3  No.383761

>>383760

I was shitposting but tbh acting like saying it is a revolutionary act is dumb

There's no call for it most of the time


238593  No.383762

>>383750

its because we had 6 new threads at once

>>383753

can u have a magnet ready next to the pc


3f1036  No.383763

>walk into kitchen looking for something to fix up for breakfast

>what is that burning smell?

>realize I left a cup's worth of coffee reheating on the stove for like an hour

>pan is burnt to shit

FUCK

>>383761

what else would you call niggers? apefricoons? Homo erectus? antique farming equipment? pickers of cotton? porch monkeys?


74ee29  No.383764

>>383761

most insults and bad language is unnecessary and cringey tbh


666af3  No.383765

>>383762

I should do an anprim and delete the board tbh

>6 new threads at once

Christ

Next say who's making it smh

>>383763

Black people

Or even just people

There's no need to constantly signal your hatred of all blacks, nor is there even a need to hate all blacks, you can argue that they should be repatriated without actually hating them as a group

>>383764

Very true tbh we should be civilised


2915de  No.383766

File: 2e3f9357bd0fded⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1200x800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383764

Bullies will be bullies


666af3  No.383767

I can't Mosley constantly saying "I hate niggers lmao" tbh


74ee29  No.383768

>lesbos cough and sneeze all the time


2915de  No.383769

>>383768

well they have two mouths each


74ee29  No.383770


2915de  No.383771

>>383770

first they get sick in the throat, then it spreads to their cunnies when they lick them


e4b148  No.383772

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Absolute choon


2915de  No.383773

*locks door to room so mummy can't walk in on me eating her ice cream*

it's better to make her think I am masturbating


86f59d  No.383774

>>383757

Finally finished the rest. Was expecting more. Faceberg must have cut him off before he got the second mosque. I'm sure he had dragonforce on as he was speeding away. Wew.

Also

>firefight/battle

Was anyone shooting back at him? Why else would he call it that? Didn't seem like anyone was. Maybe he just wanted to detach and call it a fight instead of a massacre.

Anyway, interesting overall. Still waiting to find out for sure if they were ISIS supporters and planning attacks on kiwis and shit at the mosques. Wouldn't be surprising. Wasn't confirmed last I checked. Still, as I saw this, my mind goes to Europeans being gunned down at concerts by muds, and it must have been the same. Just makes me more angry at muds if anything. Smh I'm becoming a naughty radicalised boi.


2915de  No.383775

>>383772

BIG choon


74ee29  No.383776

>>383771

for the wages of sin is death…


35215d  No.383777

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


74ee29  No.383778

>>383777

i love him


3f1036  No.383779

File: 9e6d3988eee9329⋯.jpg (150.63 KB, 690x408, 115:68, on.jpg)

File: be7a649eaf5c810⋯.jpg (59.45 KB, 850x400, 17:8, hp.jpg)

File: 8ccded60d24f7fc⋯.png (770.69 KB, 1060x1110, 106:111, 79f497eabf8ea4695fa37ce043….png)

File: 2533a36b1b8a166⋯.jpg (103.04 KB, 1024x628, 256:157, 2533a36b1b8a166d463772ceaf….jpg)

>>383765

niggers aren't people, they're the intermediate between man and beast

>There's no need to constantly signal your hatred of all blacks

why not? if you need a noun to call them, you might as well use the correct one

>nor is there even a need to hate all blacks, you can argue that they should be repatriated without actually hating them as a group

"arguging that they should be repatriated" is not going to change anything, the only thing that will is to get the great masses of people to HATE everything different from them. the root of the problem is that white people are big-hearted doormats, to the point of insanity, we're being slaughtered like cattle and nobody cares. there's all those stories of parents whose daughter gets raped and killed by migrants and the parents "pray" for the migrant. if we were one tenth as mean as the other races, this would be over very quickly

>>383767

the context was entirely different. early 20th century fascism was about national rebirth, not resisting invasion

>>383771

>cunnies

nonce


e4b148  No.383780

not a fan of the appropriation of the word cunny by nonces

cunny is a tremendous word, don't see why it has to be associated with paedos


2915de  No.383781

File: bd6f188af0a39f3⋯.png (826.48 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, 1546419384221.png)

I WANT TO HAVE SOME FUNNIES WITH THOSE CUNNIES


74ee29  No.383782

>>383780

i hate every single word for vagina

women's privates is what they should be called and nothing else


2915de  No.383783

>>383782

used to hate the word vagina, now I love the word, and vaginas.


2915de  No.383784

>>383781

I didn't mean to put a line through those words smh


e50f8d  No.383785

>>383758

>>383760

it's not really vulgar it's just this social conditioning we have about it being ooh so taboo, a couple of generations ago it was a word like any other and no one batted anot eyelid like in old victorian stuff it'll say nigger off the cuff it's so funny. needs to be normalised again tbh think it's used more these days as a joke word so there's hope for it yet

but it doesn't matter lol just wanted to post cuz I'm bored


e4b148  No.383786

>>383782

axe wound is the patrician's choice


e50f8d  No.383787

my grandad used to saye other all the time like it was normal and talked to Indian people in curry houses in a put on Indian accent for some reason, better times


3891f9  No.383788

>>383773

Stop torturing that absolute gem of a woman.


3891f9  No.383789

File: 452827c4d644725⋯.gif (88.38 KB, 457x402, 457:402, 1544988705165.gif)

>>383787

>almost did it to the IT guy at work


3f1036  No.383790

File: 5c275eb209c3170⋯.png (8.13 KB, 250x202, 125:101, 5c275eb209c3170da1d03d0024….png)

>hates Anglo women

>offended by the word "nigger"

>posts cuck memes

>communist

>alcoholic

>can't archive correctly

>>383789

I did a hindi accent impression by accident at a setting where I probably shouldn't have and everybody laughed and said it was perfect


74ee29  No.383791

every single person looking for a band just wants to play shitty rock/pop covers

FUCK OFF


2915de  No.383792

>>383787

>and now Welshies eat curry every single day

>>383788

tbh she'd just smile and be happy if she walked in on me eating her tasty chocolate chip chocolate ice cream and buy two next time, one for me and one for her and then I'd eat both of them


86f59d  No.383793

>>383787

Honestly I've always found the poo accent endearing. Putting it on is friendly rather than purely mocking. They have to go back like the pakis though, to make India great again.


e50f8d  No.383794

say it* dumphone

>>383787

kek

I know if I ever talk to East Asians I'll inebitably talk in Engrish


e50f8d  No.383795

>>383789

meant to you u


2915de  No.383796

>>383794

more like drumpf phone


3f1036  No.383797

>>383792

well lad you can't use the "I eat the sweeties because she keeps buying them for me" excuse if you're eating the ones she buys for herself

the worst things I eat sometimes are this goat cheese with blueberries, hazelnut-cocoa spread from Italy, all chestnut spread from France. all of them have added sugar, I never eat anything else that does


3f1036  No.383798

btw if you want a dessert-like snack that's actually healthy and contains no added sugar, try 2tbsp of almond butter over a sliced banana


2915de  No.383799

>>383797

she shouldn't buy anything at all tbh she's getting a bit chubby again


3f1036  No.383800

also unironically 0mg vaping is good for satisfying a sweet tooth 'cause you can sip on all kinds of nice fruity and desserty flavors all day with 0 calories


86f59d  No.383801

>>383791

What do you want to play then? I gave up years ago trying to put together a melodic death metal band. Kind of like Children of Bodom but with an actual metal singer like Dio or Bruce tier. Couldn't get a keyboard player and everything degenerated to drap "metalcore" and screamo faggotry with each lineup change. Smdh.


e4b148  No.383802

>>383798

>>383800

>almond butter

>vaping

Bet you drink fluoridated tap water too


74ee29  No.383803

>>383801

bluegrass


35215d  No.383804

>>383801

can't stand generic death metal vocals


2915de  No.383805

>>383803

bluewaffle remember that old memi


74ee29  No.383807

>>383805

shut up


e50f8d  No.383808

>>383792

>had to give up curries for health

😢😢😢

>>383793

yea it's like you want to make yourself more understandable or be on their level or something but I guess it's seen as racist

>>383798

bananas are sugar sticks


3891f9  No.383809

>>383805

Search "pen island"


238593  No.383810

File: a16cea8995dc807⋯.png (33.73 KB, 639x183, 213:61, ClipboardImage.png)

boomers trying to argue against UBI is so funny they don't get it at all.

>>383787

we should not be prosecuted for heated gamer moments this is a violation of our rights tbh subscribe to pewdiepie


74ee29  No.383811

>>383809

say x over and over again


3f1036  No.383812

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>383801

>trying to put together a melodic death metal band. Kind of like Children of Bodom but with an actual metal singer like Dio or Bruce tier

baste. ever listen to Arghoslent?

>>383802

it's triple filtered, bone char carbon block bone char

>>383804

listen to this


fb66ce  No.383813

>>383805

tubgirl was better


2915de  No.383814

>>383808

Do you just get all your energy from the sun and sauna now, lad?

>>383809

hm… I see nothing

>>383813

What's that?


3891f9  No.383815

>>383814

>what's that

Google it


fb66ce  No.383816

>>383814

you have a search engine at your fingertips, lad


2915de  No.383817

>>383815

I did. Maybe mummy has parental guidance on


e50f8d  No.383818

>>383791

tfw no post punk band like ukdecay

>>383791

screamo ain't so bad

>>383810

lmao

I don't get what he means either what's being passed down


2915de  No.383819

>>383816

Not seeing much. Is it a poo fonuntain?


3f1036  No.383820

File: e63d21f383b0938⋯.png (68.17 KB, 1452x971, 1452:971, e63d21f383b0938d66532bdc15….png)

tubgirl

goatse

lemonparty

2 girls 1 cup

btw I found a rare lew apu


2915de  No.383821


fb66ce  No.383822

File: 334012f535572e5⋯.png (1.84 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a8a52e98f6b6c42⋯.png (165.25 KB, 247x248, 247:248, 1366812487951.png)

Man suspected of killing Gambino crime boss appears in court with 'MAGA forever' and 'QAnon' on his hand

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/03/19/man-suspected-killing-gambino-crime-boss-appears-court-maga/


e50f8d  No.383823

>>383820

awwwwww


e50f8d  No.383824

>>383814

yes

and coffee up my butt


3f1036  No.383825

oh and meatspin, how could I forget that one?


35215d  No.383826

>>383810

doesn't do much for me


2915de  No.383827

File: ad77a1a85d6c83f⋯.png (284.01 KB, 363x512, 363:512, ad77a1a85d6c83f9aa59b1e0a1….png)

>>383824

>>383824

>and coffee up my butt


3891f9  No.383828

>>383825

One Man One Jar

One Man One Horse


74ee29  No.383829

>>383827

yeah its better to put it in your peehole instead


74ee29  No.383830

>kay probably masturbated over all those scat stuff


3891f9  No.383831

>>383830

Absolutely not.


35215d  No.383832

File: 84d2f3bb24da6bf⋯.png (28.24 KB, 624x431, 624:431, _99021288_chart-avgearning….png)

UBI is a nice fantasy but it would just get swallowed by rent seekers and then its value would net down to nil.


238593  No.383833

File: 2549d3e981ee672⋯.gif (2.16 MB, 600x338, 300:169, 1522662063068.gif)

>mfw this moisturiser

>>383814

hes achieved photosynthesis

>>383791

i would love to do vocaloid covers i love these 2000s ones, my plan is to make enough money to hire other band members because i dont think anyone would be into it off their own accord lol. I spent ages trawling jap sites to find the tabs for the instruments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uzoHItNNTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pxSvaNxgxQ

also i make harsh noise in my spare time sometimes. got some ideas for more conventional music planned though, I should have a crack at it tomorrow if I have time I'm going out though.


238593  No.383834

File: 83ffa56918765f9⋯.png (56.28 KB, 228x262, 114:131, 1552653512152.png)

>>383820

he's beautiful


74ee29  No.383835

>>383833

very cringey and gay

>>383831

good


2915de  No.383836

>>383834

WOAH IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE


74ee29  No.383837

why are there no women getting undressed with the blinds open tonight? smh


666af3  No.383838

File: 3d88484ea44f5c2⋯.mp4 (6.98 MB, 720x540, 4:3, Repatriation.mp4)

>>383779

cringe

>the context was entirely different. early 20th century fascism was about national rebirth, not resisting invasion

Lad Mosley led the resistance to post-war immigration, see vid related

>>383780

It's a disgusting word tbh

>>383785

It is vulgar tbh, at least nowadays

Use it in a joke context, that's cool, after all jokes are naturally offensive

I just think it's uncouth to say it all the time in the manner that spic does

>>383790

I'm not offended by it I just think it's cringy

I'm not actually a communist

Alcoholic is true but don't you dare fucking judge me for that

And it's not my fault you retards made 6 threads at once to slide the threads off


659d85  No.383839

>>383820

1 guy 1 jar

3 guys 1 hammer

based and 2000s pilled


666af3  No.383840

"Humane and decent manner"

"The whole of Europe working together"

Not "fuck niggers they're not human urgh we should kill them all"


659d85  No.383841

File: 1f029281450d763⋯.webm (6.19 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT ….webm)


74ee29  No.383842

>>383840

fucking keeek

whats even more funny is that spic thinks hes a super genius but he is the stereotype of a low IQ white nationalist


74ee29  No.383843

>>383838

are you getting help for the alcoholism?


238593  No.383844

File: 78eff4055c9e15b⋯.png (158.32 KB, 852x480, 71:40, ClipboardImage.png)

there were 6 threads because the board died and nobody could post for 2 hours so everyone was posting threads but they weren't showing up its ok because i revived it with an ingenious tactic but then they all came in at once ok herts and spig stop misinterpreting the situation 😤


2915de  No.383845

>>383844

lad don't make excuses, it's Herts


35215d  No.383846

File: 4a98186016182a0⋯.mp4 (371.15 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Milo meets Millennial_matt….mp4)


238593  No.383847

File: 47b3700c8b5a531⋯.jpg (73.48 KB, 1024x922, 512:461, D2CrewcWwAA4QwI.jpg)

>>383845

lad only true posters like us knew the situation because we checked the board often enough to realise it was dead. have a gold medal


666af3  No.383848

>>383842

most radicals these days are low IQ

Most "woke" people are retards

>>383843

yes

still can't really trust myself to moderate but I'll get there

>>383844

Well literally all you told me was "people made 6 threads" and not a thing more so don't claim I'm misinterpreting when I'm only going off the info that YOU told me


e50f8d  No.383849

>>383827

👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 what better way to have your cuppa joe in the morning


74ee29  No.383850

What's wrong with some of the youths these days? Genuinely act weird

Was out for a walk couple weeks ago and a group of them passed me by and one of them just yelled at me so I looked at him confused and he walked away

Why do they do things like that? Always happens when they're in groups, doing something stupid to someone but they'd never do it if they were alone


238593  No.383851

File: bc31c2ec422828e⋯.jpg (896.42 KB, 2000x2829, 2000:2829, 1492624159488-0.jpg)

i heard mosley once used the n word after a heated session of xbox live when he was quickscoped with the barret 50. cal on crash

>>383848

>Well literally all you told me was "people made 6 threads" and not a thing more so don't claim I'm misinterpreting when I'm only going off the info that YOU told me

the first reply in the thread explains the situation tho

calm down sensitive boi nobody is out to get you


2915de  No.383852

>>383847

thanks, lad. All those posters we've lost who got turned around by a dead board

smh. at least we're still here

>>383849

do an edit of DON'T talk to me until I've hard my arse flushed tbh

>>383850

sounds like teenagers


74ee29  No.383853

>>383852

yeah they were twinky retard chav teenagers

should have just hit him


74ee29  No.383854

>was wearing soft gloves so it would have softened the blow

smh


2915de  No.383855

>>383854

hands are quite fragile tbh, most people don't really give it their all in punches anyway


238593  No.383856

>>383849

i heard stuff absorbs faster that way, the government hides so much from us smh


666af3  No.383857

>>383850

Punch them

>>383851

Doesn't make much sense out of context and I'm not going to study that post in detail am I

Just stop being such a fucking fag all the time and blaming me for shit I haven't done, I don't do the same to you


2915de  No.383858

>>383857

Keeeeek


74ee29  No.383859

>>383855

it is all about using your feet and body weight

a valuable thing i learned in boxing[not REAL fighting but still]

only thing is i am pretty bad at running more than a short distance

still these youths need to be battered up

thing is around here you get normal people going for walks even at 11-midnight, just walking their dog or visiting a friend or something

>>383857

*punches you*


666af3  No.383860

Outkast - Hey yaah is an overrated song


666af3  No.383861

>>383859

I'm only a nightmare when I'm drunk smh

I'm a good boi dindu huffin


74ee29  No.383862

>>383861

What do you do when you're drunk?


2915de  No.383863

>>383859

yeah my punches are quite slow actually but I am a big boy, always was(I was muscular then got fat tbh)


666af3  No.383864

>>383862

You'd have to ask my friends that tbh

Apparently last time I yeeted some signs into a construction site


e50f8d  No.383865

File: a15757bcdde9e67⋯.jpg (133.07 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, tv8J6uCTKsTlASa8luJqrFiJlB….jpg)

>>383832

it's blade Runner as fuck and quite scary honestly, we go from necessary to pay taxes to nothing but cattle that lost its milk

>>383833

:^))))

can't understand your noise thing the name of the genre says it all ah why why 😵

>>383834

The God ratio

>>383838

yeah joking is cool just wish words like that could be said without such a strong meaning as they have today

There are other words tho I like coolies

>>383582

hahahaha

>>383587

WE GOT IT ALL WRONG THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE MAN

>>383588

chill out there bud


e50f8d  No.383866

have to type out the reply numbers or phone refreshes the page that got so messed up hooolyyyyyy


74ee29  No.383867

>>383864

based

i get very touchy

>>383863

being punched by a fatty would probably hurt a lot if he used his weight

you could jump on someone tbh


e50f8d  No.383868

im out pce

really want to come back and reintergrate into the wired again but I'm not where I wanna be yet but also it's been so long idk what to do


fb66ce  No.383869

>>383838

>>383840

keeeeek absolutely btfo


666af3  No.383870

>>383865

tbh coolies isn't that strong even now is it

Yeah I agree people are wrong to spaz out when they hear it, not an excuse to overload on using such words though

>>383867

Think most people do tbh

Baste cocktails


74ee29  No.383871

>>383870

we should get drunk together..


74ee29  No.383872

bet you drink shite though


666af3  No.383873

>>383871

If you want to deal with a drunken Leontic who wants to kill himself, go ahead

>>383872

Cider if it's drinking for fun

Vodka if it's drinking solely to get drunk


238593  No.383874

File: 4c86d8411ed9ab1⋯.jpg (537.57 KB, 1180x786, 590:393, yorkshiiiiite.jpg)

>>383868

nice to see you lad

you always bring up interesting stuff i love talking about so post as little or as much as you want


74ee29  No.383875

>>383873

ah thats good

i drink cider, usually have to put up with thatchers and black cos there's nothing else apart from old rosie which is alright but simply too strong in taste and % for a long night

i'd drink gin + lemonade if i was looking to get drunk

>that filter

FUCKING KEEK


74ee29  No.383876

though i shouldnt drink because of nasal polyps smh


666af3  No.383877

>>383875

What do you think of strongbow

Kopparberg is also decent


238593  No.383878

File: f04a6f37dbdd235⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 1920x1280, 3:2, b0c0adf63999456e321493c33f….jpg)

File: 49fb5e0990e0f7c⋯.png (3.98 MB, 1920x1302, 320:217, d1fd5dbc2002ec3537f44df269….png)

File: fc173bf2e53eda2⋯.jpg (583.08 KB, 1100x1396, 275:349, 22797085864_0ca7634e59_o.jpg)


74ee29  No.383879

>>383877

dont like it, its ok if you add black i suppose

not a bit fan of the fruit ciders, the fizzy ones,they are quite expensive too

but usually at cider festivals/days there is a bunch of nice fruit/flower thing ciders which are great

rhubarb cider is honestly the best thing ive ever tasted

really dont like fizzy cider and i find that adding black to it takes a fair bit of the fizz off


fb66ce  No.383880

File: 78108f39278e16d⋯.png (81.07 KB, 346x450, 173:225, ClipboardImage.png)

>just got changed out of clothes into comfy pjs

>go look in the fridge to see what's for pud

>discover I've not got enough milk left for breakfast tomorrow and will have to go out

>>383877

>Kopparberg

isn't really cider smh it's an alcopop


74ee29  No.383881

>tried to lift but i only managed curls

fucksake

so annoying


238593  No.383882

>>383878

These are all in England I think, thinking back to when I saved em. Are beautiful Isle tbh!


3891f9  No.383883

File: af1cda59f3b7e60⋯.png (2.08 MB, 1400x875, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>visited Westminster Abbey earlier this year

>as soon as you enter to the right see pic related

>more or less every English person is saying how stupid it looks

>chinks listening to audio tours point and laugh

>that one chink in absolute stitches at the sight of it


666af3  No.383884

>take on me at 0.25 speed

Excellent

>>383879

I like a bit of dark friuts myself

I haven't really had real west country cider tbh, but I'll drink whatever tastes decent

>>383880

more cider than something than WKD tbh


3891f9  No.383885

File: 28ee494d1be4511⋯.png (1.5 MB, 900x600, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383882

York Minster has some lovely windows. The pictures definitely don't do it justice.


238593  No.383886

>>383883

oh god why did we let that old boomer do that to are abbey smdh

>>383884

>take on me at 0.25 speed

try the final countdown next its a religiuos experience


74ee29  No.383887

>>383884

there are hundreds to choose from, some are only made in limited batches and can only get them at certain times/places

cider here is definitely different

>dark fruits

naughty civic boy

>>383883

LOL


238593  No.383888

File: c9e879b0b0ff402⋯.jpg (94.47 KB, 564x847, 564:847, 1552822380055.jpg)

>>383885

Can we still do that level of craftsmanship? Hope it's not been lost over time smh


238593  No.383889

>>383865

>can't understand your noise thing the name of the genre says it all ah why why 😵

edgelord i guess. tfw friends hand me the aux cord and i bring up my soundcloud and there is just silence until somebody says "well this is foreboding"


74ee29  No.383890

>non-christians complaining about christian churches

no thank you


3891f9  No.383891

>>383886

Did you ever do that art project at school where you'd make your own stained glass pattern/picture out of tissue paper? It reminded me of one of those projects only THEY DID IT IN THE ACTUAL ABBEY, A PLACE OF GREAT IMPORTANCE RELIGIOUSLY, CULTURALLY, HISTORICALLY. Not to mention the cost.


74ee29  No.383892

>>383891

well what are you going to do about it? you dont even go to church


238593  No.383893

File: 536cc65e5405f41⋯.jpg (26.1 KB, 144x276, 12:23, 1552838528896.jpg)

>>383891

no but i bet i could design a better window than that shite ngl


3891f9  No.383894

>>383888

Sadly a lot of skills have been lost over time. I visited the Richard III museum in York last year and the guide was talking to me about a gate that was raised for the queen's silver jubilee in 1977 and that they could not close properly again. The reason? They'd lost the skill to do so and they feared that forcing it would cause it to break, and nobody was trained to fix it.

>>383892

I don't go to church and there's nothing I can do about it. I love history more than anything else, but even non-religious people can note how stupid and out of place that window looks.

>>383893

Should get 22st to design it tbh.


238593  No.383895

File: a6a1ca8b42869fb⋯.jpg (76.63 KB, 359x391, 359:391, 1552851633836.jpg)

>>383894

>mary and joseph on the donkey to bethelehem

>both them and the donkey have bulges

>the donkeys bulge is leaving a long trail into the distance


666af3  No.383896

File: ca5c892f3adb3ba⋯.png (475.01 KB, 720x472, 90:59, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383886

I have done, it's freaky but also just a little too slow

>>383887

>naughty civic boy

kek

civic by name, civic by nature

>>383890

In Kosovo they do more than just complain smh

>that one lad who keeps writing "Kosovo je Srbija" in a local nightclub toilets

My hero


3891f9  No.383897

>>383895

Okay now he has to draw this.


666af3  No.383898

File: f94c6e49356db4b⋯.png (132.16 KB, 843x583, 843:583, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no goblin gf


74ee29  No.383899

>>383894

I don't think people can really complain about something like that if they're not actively a part of it.

Same people who complain of the moral degradation of this country but are not really moral themselves and do very little to improve it.


238593  No.383900

>>383897

>there's no room at the inn

>its because joseph cant fit his bulge through the door

oh god im sorry jesus he made me this way


2915de  No.383901

File: 7452f93e1cb4f42⋯.png (2.72 MB, 2154x2580, 359:430, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383894

>Should get 22st to design it tbh.


666af3  No.383902

File: 6230ef20fbdbece⋯.png (78.42 KB, 241x228, 241:228, sweating.png)

>>383899

>Same people who complain of the moral degradation of this country but are not really moral themselves and do very little to improve it.


74ee29  No.383903

>>383902

come to church with me boy


49c16d  No.383904

File: 6f05925ad9a5a7e⋯.png (7.75 KB, 263x332, 263:332, ClipboardImage.png)

it all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dooo-oown


666af3  No.383905

File: 1416c17d41a1bf5⋯.jpg (135.25 KB, 920x1280, 23:32, AMEN.jpg)

>>383903

What church do you go to

HIGH church?


238593  No.383906

File: 18fe3ea2c90dcd2⋯.png (407.88 KB, 507x640, 507:640, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383904

Alright lad, what's up?


2915de  No.383907

>balls hurt after yesteray since I kept crushing them when getting in the car


74ee29  No.383908

>>383905

I guess it's in the middle

I'd prefer it to be high but not much I can do about that right now


49c16d  No.383909

File: 784404abb9cf0dc⋯.png (556.82 KB, 583x716, 583:716, b3b2113a3b31701a12230cf24a….png)

>>383906

i got bad news

big bad news

but i dont really want to talk about it certainly not here im just fishing for attention and company really

how are you doing lad


2915de  No.383910

>>383909

Tell us or I ban you


74ee29  No.383911

>>383909

>says he has bad news

>doesnt tell us what it is

lad……..


3891f9  No.383912

>>383895

>>383900

>>383901

Nine months to Christmas lad. I want this designed in time to send out my Christmas cards please. Thanks in advance.


49c16d  No.383913

>>383910

>>383911

i think everyone else would be happy if they heard it tbh


74ee29  No.383914

>>383912

im going to get you a sack of coal

youve been a naughty girl


3891f9  No.383915

>>383914

Please don't come down my chimney.


238593  No.383916

File: 2c1ebdbcaebc8c2⋯.jpg (39.02 KB, 543x663, 181:221, shigeo3.jpg)

>>383909

I'm good lad, hope everything is alright. Started exercising more and feeling a bit fitter, feels like my bodyfat is lowering a bit but idk really. Will only really know after a few weeks I think.


2915de  No.383917

>>383912

9 months? That's like tomorrow in adult time

>>383913

so you don't want us to be happy? Are you some kind of monster?


74ee29  No.383918

>>383915

nah i'll come up it

oof!


49c16d  No.383919

>>383916

good lad, what kind of exercise you been doing? i love cycling and tolerate running tbh, jew jitsu is fun


666af3  No.383920

>>383908

I can understand being Anglican but I'm not one myself smh


49c16d  No.383921

>>383917

i dont want you to express relief at my failure, or worse, laugh


3891f9  No.383922

>>383918

>he has to get past daddy who sleeps in the living room


74ee29  No.383923

>>383920

I'll make you one


74ee29  No.383924

>>383922

i'll come up his chimney too

>>383921

we're all good understanding chaps here, nobody is going to laugh at your failure


2915de  No.383925

>>383921

just rip it off like a plaster, lad


666af3  No.383926

>>383923

But why

The politics of the Reformation were correct but theologically it went in the wrong direction smh not that papism is any better kek


666af3  No.383927

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


74ee29  No.383928

>>383926

that's an incredibly simplistic view tbh

Anglican theology is much more complicated than being "protestant"


238593  No.383929

>>383919

I bought a power tower and assembled it felt very manly lol. I can do tricep dips and pullups on it, and hanging leg raises. own dumbells and some weights for bicep curls and all the typical shite. would prefer to go to a proper gym with a personal trainer but just not feeling it atm. i really liked the local one but it should down (it was a state run one). proper want to get out of being skinnyfat, fitter than most of my friends but feel like i could be so much more hate looking in the mirror.


74ee29  No.383930

>>383929

let me be your personal trainer


666af3  No.383931

>>383928

Well I know Anglicanism has different strands and is essentially Catholicism without the Pope but over the years it has largely degenerated, there's no denying that


238593  No.383932

>>383930

*puts my foot inside you*


74ee29  No.383933


238593  No.383934

File: 77e8c3eacad6206⋯.png (4.14 MB, 1500x1959, 500:653, ClipboardImage.png)

there's an anime coming out where it's a bunch of girls competing to see who can lift the biggest dumbells and rich piana isn't here to see it

this world is cruel


238593  No.383935

File: dfa657f10cef342⋯.png (359.37 KB, 898x790, 449:395, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383933

get it, cause you're my 'trainer'


666af3  No.383936


666af3  No.383937

I prefer Prots and Anglicans to papists tbh


74ee29  No.383938

>>383935

yeah

not funny

i should train you to be funny, and not an anime watching queer


2915de  No.383939

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

GOLDEN ONE HAVING A BABY


666af3  No.383940

>>383938

Train him to be a circus elephant


74ee29  No.383941

>>383937

dont mind any as long as they're not autismal tradcats or "non-denominational" prods


238593  No.383942

>>383939

That's great! Awww haha. Tiny golden one.


666af3  No.383943

>>383941

At least in these circles I find tradcaths to be the worst followed by ortholarpers

Regular caths and orthos are fine

Prods seem fine in any context tbh if they're not excessively liberal


2915de  No.383944

File: 64748b75430f22a⋯.png (896.98 KB, 720x885, 48:59, ClipboardImage.png)

>it's a girl


238593  No.383945

>>383944

keeeeeeeeeeeek!


74ee29  No.383946

>>383943

tbh

>>383944

keeeeeeek


666af3  No.383947

There is nothing wrong with girls who have daddy issues


2915de  No.383948

>>383947

lukewarm herts take


74ee29  No.383949

>>383947

wew lad….


666af3  No.383950

>>383949

>>383948

they're so boring in bed otherwise smh


e50f8d  No.383951

File: 4a1d65b3b475e95⋯.jpg (2.39 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20190319_204421.jpg)

posting cuz

>hear washing machine sound like an actual jackhammer

>come downstairs

>see this

Holy shit it's trying to escape

>>383874

aah you're so nice

wish I was better enough to have less brain fog and be able to talk on like a deeper level or something idk but it'll come lol its okay

>>383889

Omg keek. It's neat to create something anyway even if it's noise


238593  No.383952

>>383947

what about when they threaten to cut when you try to leave


74ee29  No.383953

>>383950

fuck off you sex crazed degenerate


666af3  No.383954

File: fab63c8ad526397⋯.png (534.12 KB, 577x800, 577:800, ClipboardImage.png)

WHITE GIRLS


902018  No.383955

>>383883

decline of the west in one image

>>383939

fucking finally, but not with the taig is it? what a mongoloid


2915de  No.383956

>>383950

>sex memi

>>383951

rare Pembs


e50f8d  No.383957

>>383947

not worth


2915de  No.383958

>>383955

>fucking finally, but not with the taig is it? what a mongoloid

What's wrong with you


74ee29  No.383959

>>383951

>orange walls

fucking sort your shit out


666af3  No.383960

>>383952

tbh that's more bpd type girls

and not even all of those

tbh I'm mostly shitposting, mental illness is a very complex issue and we can't do it justice on this board. Treat your lass well.

>>383953

If you don't choke out at least 5 thots a week while fucking them, you're not a real man


74ee29  No.383961

>>383960

you disgust me and my opinion of you has significantly lowered


2915de  No.383962

File: 537d02add5324e5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.93 MB, 1656x1226, 828:613, ClipboardImage.png)

Wessex…


666af3  No.383963

>>383961

Imagine not having lots of sex

As you can tell, I am a sex haver, and therefore am disgusted by non-sex havers such as yourself


e50f8d  No.383964

>>383883

W e w

noticed that at the church here, there's the older really well done windows and the obvious newer ones that looks like a cartoon smh


666af3  No.383965

shitposting aside, choking is baste and redpilled tho


74ee29  No.383966

>>383963

dude just fucking stop its disgusting


666af3  No.383967

>>383966

bruh moment


e50f8d  No.383968

>>383959

Excuse me it's meditanIan and very nice


238593  No.383969

>>383951

rofl 😂 oh god androids are rising up.

>wish I was better enough to have less brain fog and be able to talk on like a deeper level or something idk but it'll come lol its okay

it's fine lad dw

you've very much made me want to take the saunapill though, not really any in my town rly. let me come use your ghetto one

>Omg keek. It's neat to create something anyway even if it's noise

yeah, sometimes you have to get over being self critical and cringing at your own work as well and just try to create something, it's fun even if you fail ;p

Your acoustic guitar playing was great lad.


2915de  No.383970

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

shitposting aside


e50f8d  No.383971

>>383952

memories ~


74ee29  No.383972

>>383965

no it isnt


902018  No.383973

>>383958

As far as I'm aware he left his Irish waifu to move back to sweden for "muh politics" and "didn't have time for a child" or whatever and now he's finally got a babby with someone else, ruining the taig lass.


666af3  No.383974

File: 190968d6db34632⋯.mp4 (9.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, what would you do for padm….mp4)

I NEED Portman


fb66ce  No.383975

File: 62d2291bc9bd89c⋯.png (95.4 KB, 195x204, 65:68, glass.PNG)


666af3  No.383976

File: 85571b93adcc054⋯.png (403.68 KB, 720x405, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


74ee29  No.383977

oh look hes drunk again


74ee29  No.383978

>>383973

he is so egotistic i hate him tbh


2915de  No.383979

>>383973

how is that ruining the taig lass? he wanted a Swedish gf no? If anything he has principles


238593  No.383980

File: 9ecc5cdf5bf899b⋯.png (609.33 KB, 920x920, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383971

the real redpill is to cut the other person not yourself


666af3  No.383981

File: 0153ff25c52d463⋯.jpg (161.73 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, golden one thinking.jpg)


238593  No.383982

In all seriousness don't let crazy lasses mess you up and make you feel like you're the victim lads, I know for a fact you're all nice people who deserve happiness.


2915de  No.383983

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>thought it looked like he was playing a violin and I wanted to listen to some music

>it's just another inflation video

smh


238593  No.383984

File: ccd2465c69f1706⋯.png (754.9 KB, 1007x698, 1007:698, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383983

i laughed so hard at this post irl i was coughing


2915de  No.383985

File: a0b79961a99e2b9⋯.png (278.5 KB, 500x392, 125:98, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383984

goodlad


238593  No.383986

File: 2d34b0a01609bfa⋯.png (572.92 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>383968

looks like the organge gel from portal 2 tbh


2915de  No.383987

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

wholesome gang


238593  No.383988

>>383985

>you knew it was an inflation video

>you still gave him the benefit of the doubt and expected an artistic and musical masterpiece

>he let you down

shameful


2915de  No.383989

>>383986

ahh, something enjoyable just replaying these games tbh


902018  No.383990

>>383979

why did he fuck around with the taig in the first place then? that's lowering her value for potential proper husbands

>>383978

WTF CHAT?! EMBRACING NARCISSISM IS MY WILL AND YOU QUESTION IT?!


2915de  No.383991

>>383988

watch some of it, lad, he's just staring you down while pumping himself up


2915de  No.383992

>>383990

>why did he fuck around with the taig in the first place then? that's lowering her value for potential proper husbands

dno, mistake on his part, changed his mind. who knows


902018  No.383993

>>383992

base hedonism

should have committed tbqh

unless she was already not a pure lass which is quite likely smh


238593  No.383994

>>383991

smh the japs have become degnerated too? sad that, they cant resist the inflation. dont get it tbh


3f1036  No.383995

>>383898

hate goblines but kinda hot tbh

>>383962

nice

>>383963

>>383966

with turksfartshite on this one. sex is only degenerate if you're an unmarried woman or if the anus is involved in any way, shape, or form


2915de  No.383996

>>383993

or he should stick to lassies in his own country

>>383994

Well everyone wants to be BIG, most of us just repress it


238593  No.383997

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

@all


2915de  No.383998

>>383997

>bum fetishism

thank you Jews. Imagine being tricked into fucking an arsehole

>what is up with this modern obsession about "that"?

keeeeeeeek goodlad


c5950f  No.383999

>>383997

based mark, tbh


3f1036  No.384000

File: 62a3acf1f6fa160⋯.jpg (67.86 KB, 450x405, 10:9, 62a3acf1f6fa160caf92e9401e….jpg)

>>383998

liking butt cheeks is normal, liking butt hole is not. important distinction


2915de  No.384001


74ee29  No.384002

this wasnt too bad

https://vocaroo.com/i/s00ks9Xcglfu

shame that my laptop has shit recording


e50f8d  No.384003

>>383965

agree tbh

>>383969

smh glad its ok

ahh awesome you totally should just came out of it again lol

>tfw when something feels good and is good for you at the same time

but yeah come ovr I do it in the bathroom and run the shower for a bit for steam oopph 👌

haha tyty I like to jam alot but dont write

should post your sound cloud lad ;^) do you get many listeners or whatevs?

>>383980

no comment 😅

>>383987

tfw you watch TV shows from the 70s about criminals and it's more wholesome and trad than come dine with me today

>>383997

his muller s m h


238593  No.384004

File: 715ef2d81214291⋯.png (3.51 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384002

This is really comfy lad! Reminds me of pic related a lot. Wish it was longer.


2915de  No.384005

>>384002

an angel playing harp


e50f8d  No.384006

>>384002

haha is that a banjo? cool lad


2915de  No.384007

>>384006

woah that's what it is


74ee29  No.384008

>>384006

yeah i bought it last week

had to fiddle around with it to get it to sound right but one of the strings is broken at the moment lol so its a bit difficult

>>384005

<3

>>384004

keeeek


e50f8d  No.384009

absolutely southern


3891f9  No.384010

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

DADA


2915de  No.384011

>>384010

glad at least autists can find these films funny

maybe middle aged women all become autistic?


e50f8d  No.384012

its past my bedtime, night again


2915de  No.384013

>>384012

nigh nigh pal


74ee29  No.384014

>>384012

night orangewall man


3891f9  No.384015

File: 5844119f6176701⋯.png (336.41 KB, 437x385, 437:385, autist muppet edit me.png)

>>384011

>get 3D model of a donkey at work

>turn it so it's back is to the screen

>scroll down in email

>post donkey again from the front

>put Shrek 3D model head on top of donkey

>send to the prince and people on my team

>management see

EEEEK

>>384012

Nigh nigh Pembs pal.


238593  No.384016

>>384003

>agree tbh

goodlad :^ )

>tfw when something feels good and is good for you at the same time

ah iktf with exercise sometimes it feels great. your posture really improves as well.

>but yeah come ovr I do it in the bathroom and run the shower for a bit for steam oopph 👌

that sounds rly comfy the finns know what's up

>should post your sound cloud lad ;^) do you get many listeners or whatevs?

not to brag but i have three followers 💪. lol i've not posted it anywhere yet tho they're just people who happened to see it on the most recent uploads.


238593  No.384017

File: 4dc05f0da8d8216⋯.jpg (21.37 KB, 400x400, 1:1, iusa_400x400.59052866_qs7i.jpg)

>>384012

Goodnight see you in dreamland


2915de  No.384018

File: a3091ed09143964⋯.mp4 (2.73 MB, 404x720, 101:180, 5kf1i.mp4)

>was going to bust the cat drinking from the toilet again but it heard me getting up


2915de  No.384019

>>384015

you were probably giggling like crazy making that


3891f9  No.384020

>>384018

STOMP

STOMP

BURP

BELCH

STOMP

GRUNT

FART

STOMP

>he wonders how the cat heard him


35215d  No.384021

File: bb0f17dcbb58aae⋯.png (1.39 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, D1-jn4NXQAEjzyj.png)


3891f9  No.384022

>>384019

True. I also start laughing at random times in the day such as:

>when the woman with the funny voice starts talking on the phone

>when someone makes a gnome related noise

>when I remember DADA

>when I see a funny 3D model

>when I see a funny name

>when I see a surname that is the name of an animal

>when I have to work on 'breakdowns' of figures and I start saying BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN like at the start of Great Days

>when I think of midgets


fb66ce  No.384023

File: ee9ed99800a0755⋯.jpg (497.84 KB, 708x826, 6:7, n95jt0q.jpg)

might reinstall Rome Total War tbh lids

>>384020

to be fair that was probably the quietest 22st has ever been in one of his videos


3891f9  No.384024

>>384022

Oh yeah and also when the muslim man with the funny hat walks past and sometimes he's wearing his dress.


74ee29  No.384025

>>384018

yeah that toilet is YOUR slurp bowl

how dare that cat drink from it!


74ee29  No.384026

ginger lasses light is still on…


2915de  No.384027

File: 2c5690fb4a02b17⋯.png (94.5 KB, 300x264, 25:22, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384020

smh. I have caught her multiple times. You can hear that her claws are out making it hard to run on hard surfaces keek

>>384023

speaking of 22st videos, saw this BIG MOOSE chewing on some JOOCY fresh shoots on its favourite tree. caught it on the drive back too

https://streamable.com/vv05i

https://streamable.com/asmsp

>>384022

she really can't contain herself. It's probably the same thing with her farts. Why hold it in, right?

>>384025

keeek. Good thing I didn't get to film it tbh. That big skidmark somebody else left smh probably mummy


3891f9  No.384028

>>384027

I am not gross.


2915de  No.384029

>>384028

POO KAY


2915de  No.384030

amirite The Poster Formerly Known As Bins


74ee29  No.384031

>>384028

do you eat a lot of fiber?


fb66ce  No.384032

File: 23f82c73b2a0851⋯.png (371.23 KB, 571x445, 571:445, decant.PNG)

>inb4 The Poster Formerly Known As Bins posts them


2915de  No.384033

File: 06c7d770603aa83⋯.png (310.45 KB, 333x236, 333:236, 06c7d770603aa83a71ee6b6d9b….png)


2915de  No.384034

>>384031

Lad she ate CRISPS AT LUNCH


74ee29  No.384035

>>384034

she should eat raw meat like me


659d85  No.384036

>>384018

>he has a cat

enjoy your mind virus


2915de  No.384037

>>384036

bit of a low post count, lad


3f1036  No.384038

>>384021

meow

>>384036

gondii is probably a dumb meme, but if it isn't, then everybody should be injected with it tbh


2915de  No.384039

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

I meant your post count is just fine, lad


659d85  No.384040

>>384037

fuck off just cause I dont memeflag or tripnonce, I made honk for you last night


35215d  No.384041

File: 5e28d06afd820e5⋯.jpg (44.01 KB, 857x439, 857:439, JoeOwens.jpg)

the ones with the high post counts draw more attention from the secret state


49c16d  No.384042

>>383929

that's wonderful lad i hope it serves you well

same tbh, im not really skinnyfat anymore but i still dont really like my body. hanging leg raises is something i want to do more of tbh, gotta get that 9-pacc

>>383934

>uhh actually its good that steroids make your balls shrink because it makes your dick look bigger


2915de  No.384043

>>384040

keek. I already apologised

work time laters


238593  No.384044

File: 3232430e5fcf4da⋯.png (667.57 KB, 680x680, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384042

>>uhh actually its good that steroids make your balls shrink because it makes your dick look bigger

He was against steroid usage though tbf


238593  No.384045

>>384042

idk how good they are but they knacker my abs, seen a lot of rly fit people do them


49c16d  No.384046

>>384044

he did litcherally argue that though

>>384045

knackering is the goal tbh, that's what stimulates growth


420162  No.384047

File: 7845e33bd7ea3b7⋯.jpeg (64.23 KB, 645x773, 645:773, image.jpeg)

>>384029

>>384030

>>384032

Me and Kay are frens now ackshully


238593  No.384048

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>384046

>he did litcherally argue that though

tbh later in the vid he says hes just trying to turn a 'negative into a positive' and comes across a bit more humble. he seems like one of us insecure lads in the body of a big yuge man tbh poorlad. its hard to tell from the start of the vid tho

>knackering is the goal tbh, that's what stimulates growth

dam str8 feels like a waste if u arent knackered


420162  No.384049

File: 8c27461f02d995c⋯.jpeg (101.71 KB, 750x740, 75:74, image.jpeg)

>>384043

Noooooooooooooo!!!


fb66ce  No.384050

>>384049

You missed Pembs again too lad


420162  No.384051

File: b30a1ab2425bcd4⋯.jpeg (126.1 KB, 1318x741, 1318:741, image.jpeg)

>>384050

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


238593  No.384052

i think rich's advice was to not take steroids but that in modern professional bodybuilding everyone takes steroids so u literally cant compete unless u do

i think in modern mma people still use steroids and try to hide it as well, i wonder if they find a way to do it at the olympics these days. smh.

does make you wonder what itd be like if we let roided up athletes compete though lol.


3f1036  No.384053

File: aa7af83c20bb557⋯.png (350.16 KB, 601x404, 601:404, aa7af83c20bb5577f411cad414….png)


238593  No.384054

>>384042

>same tbh, im not really skinnyfat anymore but i still dont really like my body. hanging leg raises is something i want to do more of tbh, gotta get that 9-pacc

woah stronglad. im like 67kg now bet you're way heavier


49c16d  No.384055

>>384048

fair

>>384054

last time i weighed myself like 3 or 4 weeks ago i was 77kg tbh, heavier than i thought i was

night lads


238593  No.384056

>>384055

night lad. actually yeah sleep is a huge important part of fitness i won't keep ya

i heard breathing in through the nose, waiting5-10 secs then breathing out through pursed lips helps sleep


c5950f  No.384057

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Just remembered this program existed.


3f1036  No.384058

had a salad and bacon cheeseburgers, now gonna have some frog chestnut spread and frog brie cheese on crackers, washed down with frog wine


fb66ce  No.384059

>>384057

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek I haven't seen that in years


c5950f  No.384060

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>384059

Apparently they have a youtube channel now, that seems to be completely ignored.

>two comments posted

Bit sad.


2915de  No.384061

saw a badger lad lads.

https://streamable.com/hd5un


2915de  No.384062

File: 5592345c71c4e8b⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh she is team Pembs now. Damn


b85c18  No.384063

>>384061

FUCK 22ST

Nice vid tbh lad.


2915de  No.384064

File: ea8ed9a1c49de39⋯.png (23.06 KB, 624x641, 624:641, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>384063

Thanks, lad


b85c18  No.384065

File: c35cbbad4d7ec5e⋯.jpg (59.67 KB, 782x788, 391:394, 1459880202899.jpg)


2915de  No.384066


2915de  No.384067

File: 3e451dc88adebeb⋯.png (123.54 KB, 728x340, 182:85, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384065

Hear that, lad? He's my PEEP now


b85c18  No.384068

File: b78aaa9ec470779⋯.jpg (88.29 KB, 794x794, 1:1, 1421198489609.jpg)

>>384067

FUCK 22ST


2915de  No.384069

File: 51c78945d64b173⋯.png (231.71 KB, 497x512, 497:512, ClipboardImage.png)


ae2d11  No.384070

File: e9ab28ea85d38e6⋯.jpg (118.24 KB, 1080x809, 1080:809, Jewess 869.jpg)


53be41  No.384071

File: cd4241309dc1608⋯.png (639.51 KB, 634x793, 634:793, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384070

goblin time


b85c18  No.384072

File: a75121de2d6f78d⋯.jpg (30.48 KB, 590x442, 295:221, 1459075327643-4.jpg)


53be41  No.384073

>>384072

Why did he do it?


53be41  No.384074

File: 6bddd686a355d2b⋯.png (233.42 KB, 388x459, 388:459, ClipboardImage.png)

File: fddd0126adab6b5⋯.png (233.42 KB, 379x440, 379:440, ClipboardImage.png)

>when the bully keeps talking over you


b85c18  No.384075

File: 538781d150f9a61⋯.jpg (12.94 KB, 300x240, 5:4, 1459075724907.jpg)


53be41  No.384076

File: 79397097dc605aa⋯.png (101.96 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, ClipboardImage.png)

heating only HALF of a frozen pizza lads gotta watch the weight a little


53be41  No.384077

>>384075

such a flat arse and column legs

what's wrong with British women?


b85c18  No.384078

File: 5dfc7f83e03227b⋯.jpg (6.14 KB, 219x250, 219:250, 1411853483525.jpg)

>>384076

Stop…


53be41  No.384079

>>384078

It's only half, lad


b85c18  No.384080

File: da5c7098d35cdfc⋯.jpg (111.59 KB, 650x488, 325:244, 1459075327513-3.jpg)

>>384077

!!!!!!!!!!!


b85c18  No.384081

File: 2e042abcb798a12⋯.jpg (10.22 KB, 293x282, 293:282, 1422270138618.jpg)


53be41  No.384082

>>384080

imagine it sticking to his arse


53be41  No.384083

WHAT WAS HE THINKING IT HAS TO BE A JOKE


b85c18  No.384084

File: e05ac76a9c1b98a⋯.jpg (8.83 KB, 178x298, 89:149, 1459076842910.jpg)

>>384082

Could be alright. :^)


f6523f  No.384085

File: 4b040df4ea2c4c1⋯.png (645.2 KB, 511x664, 511:664, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw too short to get a funny hat


b85c18  No.384086

File: af233c4ece70879⋯.jpg (16.51 KB, 175x156, 175:156, 1455799461468.jpg)


ae2d11  No.384087

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


902018  No.384088

>>384061

the virgin moose: moves out of the way of the van

the chadger: walks directly down the road in front of the van


902018  No.384089

File: 1dca937a68f9799⋯.png (1.01 MB, 700x803, 700:803, Serial Kiwi Graffiti.png)


902018  No.384090

File: 43c0977bbeb52b8⋯.png (989.59 KB, 768x990, 128:165, Serial Kiwi Horror.png)


902018  No.384091

File: 626cd6ae6f42e44⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1219x676, 1219:676, Serial Kiwi Walk.png)

just posting as I find them tbh


902018  No.384092

File: a1a7612d525cd42⋯.png (15.83 KB, 500x500, 1:1, mischevious druid.png)

>>384091

Just shared that one on the original video in a comment chain of dozens of people

Worth it tbh even if I get banned


e4b148  No.384093

File: 69e112db3ed4ebf⋯.jpg (97.95 KB, 410x410, 1:1, viper higgins.jpg)


fb66ce  No.384094

File: 13c34e770e3b7d7⋯.jpg (231.82 KB, 1284x980, 321:245, Astral Kek.jpg)

>>384069

>Daily Pop


74ee29  No.384095

>mum isnt giving me any money which is rightfully mine

very angry tbh


b85c18  No.384096

>>384095

Explain.


b85c18  No.384097

File: 23f8ffc7b84d275⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, 1459072480676.jpg)


74ee29  No.384098

>>384096

rather not


e4b148  No.384099


b85c18  No.384100

>>384098

Take what is yours lad.


b85c18  No.384101

File: 1af7c9b611c123f⋯.jpg (16.78 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1459074007873.jpg)

>>384099

~Kiss me lad.~


ae2d11  No.384102

File: c1b20447d0e9d7e⋯.png (33.27 KB, 255x200, 51:40, c1b20447d0e9d7e72d05d890ee….png)

>right and left mouse buttons double-click often

>middle mouse button works 50% of the time

>scrollwheel no longer works

>side buttons get stuck when pressed


b85c18  No.384103

File: f2d5d9a1425373f⋯.jpg (32.02 KB, 517x476, 517:476, 1422251602647.jpg)

>>384102

I have known some of these feels.


b85c18  No.384104

File: 2b524d9e8f198cd⋯.png (5.23 KB, 365x241, 365:241, 1456580402450-3.png)


e4b148  No.384105

>>384102

Turn mousekeys on. I unironically used the number pad for the mouse buttons for a bit under half a year. Playing Paradox games was an absolute chore but I just couldn't be bothered to get a new mouse

>>384101

Unbelievably grim image. Absolute unit, built like a brick shithouse. Broader shoulders than me kek


ae2d11  No.384106

>>384105

>>384105

HOLY FUCK IT'S EVERY TIME NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW DO I ACTIVATE MOUSE KEYS


e4b148  No.384107

God I could murder some custard creams right now


b85c18  No.384108

File: d40c110f12f10b5⋯.jpg (29.53 KB, 590x442, 295:221, 1459075327213-1.jpg)


e4b148  No.384109

>>384106

Alt + left Shift + Num Lock


fb66ce  No.384110

File: faeed6baa41e348⋯.png (1.21 MB, 926x768, 463:384, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384107

come in, brother


b85c18  No.384111

>>384107

JAMMIE DODGERS


74ee29  No.384112

>tfw can barely afford new food

so this is what its like to be wessie


fb66ce  No.384113

File: fe587692811995e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 910.29 KB, 700x803, 700:803, ClipboardImage.png)

wew someone put effort into that

this post in no way condones the actions of BT and is for documentarian purposes only


ae2d11  No.384114

>>384109

i literally have no idea how to work these


ae2d11  No.384115

Okay, I have it working now. I'll be using keyboard as my mouse buttons now.

my mouse is so fuckig broken, fuck sakes. that's what i deserve for buying

>razer


902018  No.384116

File: f179bcd7fee46f2⋯.png (600.39 KB, 807x715, 807:715, Serial Kiwi Kiwi.png)

READ THE THREAD AAAAGH I POSTED THAT MURAL EARLIER REEEEEE

>>384112

this week's food is:

leftover sweet and sour from yesterday

two days of a 3-4 day old pizza

then cheese or beans on toast on the weekend


74ee29  No.384117

>>384116

how are you not a skeleton by now?


902018  No.384118

>>384117

high carbs


74ee29  No.384119

*has to break my carnivore diet*

fucksake

>>384118

b-baste


902018  No.384120

File: 7d50a65f107fe6c⋯.png (11.49 KB, 553x613, 553:613, really big druid.png)

>>384119

last time I got on a scale I was 22st, bit of a wake up call tbh


74ee29  No.384121

>>384120

fucking hell

i am going to call you 22 from now on


902018  No.384122

File: 927e78644880ab1⋯.png (69 KB, 553x613, 553:613, ClipboardImage.png)

look at me

I am the 22st now


74ee29  No.384123

another boring day


dc2b2a  No.384124

>>384062

mega milk tbh

>>384106

>HOW DO I ACTIVATE MOUSE KEYS

I used https://www.autohotkey.com/ when I had an annoying mouse like that. but seriously just dump $25 on a new mouse


ae2d11  No.384125

File: 2af09f0366b1c2c⋯.jpg (41.09 KB, 564x553, 564:553, Jewess 780.jpg)

>>384124

I have the numberpad mouse thing figured out now, thanks.

Yeah, I've been needing a new mouse after the first 3 or 6 months after I bought this piece of junk. The double clicking and scrollwheel malfuctions started then and got progressively worse until today when it seems it hit the brick entirely. So it's been 4 years or so with it.


9200e7  No.384126

>>384088

tbh, the second time this has happened. No wonder I hit a badger once and a deer smh

Wish I had gotten the first seconds of seeing the moose though, it was obvious it was thinking whether to stand its ground or flee.

>>384122

Look a bit more than 22st, lad.


9200e7  No.384127

File: 34415f2ade8eab1⋯.jpg (39.57 KB, 768x522, 128:87, 34415f2ade8eab154ff05ffbde….jpg)

>no fresh e-celebs

*goes back to bed*


dc2b2a  No.384128

>>384125

just buy one now, don't torture yourself


74ee29  No.384129

>>384127

noooooooooooo!


ae2d11  No.384130

File: 3323d27b082203a⋯.png (771.39 KB, 615x885, 41:59, Jewess 867.png)

>>384128

>just buy one now

this is the dumbest thing a cityslick has ever said to me.


a60a9a  No.384131

File: 593f69add64f798⋯.jpg (57.8 KB, 1080x1029, 360:343, 07996705.jpg)

>>384129

*lifts duvet, inviting Dorshite*


74ee29  No.384132

>>384131

*smell of escaping gas knocks me out*


a60a9a  No.384133

File: 4ce1e1f54a41d2e⋯.png (76.01 KB, 333x236, 333:236, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384132

Can't say "no" now


a60a9a  No.384134

>want to rewatch the lion king but then you remember Timon and Pumba


74ee29  No.384135

>tfw no fat gf


a60a9a  No.384136

File: 498c8f4750b80ee⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 152.53 KB, 990x895, 198:179, 498c8f4750b80eee7e32fdf040….jpg)

>>384135

take your pick


74ee29  No.384137


a60a9a  No.384138

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

le reference memi


fb66ce  No.384139

File: 6a0294d3211b487⋯.png (302.51 KB, 645x773, 645:773, ClipboardImage.png)

>running out of habanero sauce


a60a9a  No.384140

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

VERY RARE

>>384139

isn't that spicy?


fb66ce  No.384141

>>384140

Hottest one tabasco make


a60a9a  No.384142

>>384141

won't that just make you sweat?


fb66ce  No.384143

File: 3f86010d7ec65be⋯.png (403.03 KB, 500x529, 500:529, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384142

If you are a weakling perhaps


a60a9a  No.384144

>>384143

j-just Norwegian


74ee29  No.384145

>when someone uses CE/BCE instead of AD/BC


a60a9a  No.384146

>>384145

it's so cringe that it uses the same time as AD and BC anyway, like okay we started counting years when Jesus was born but FUCK MENTIONING HIM


74ee29  No.384147

>>384146

When you ask them why they can't give an actual reason, it all just boils down to being anti-Christian and not for any logical reason

I mean a lot of terms and names are in latin, but we no longer speak latin as a language, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't use it

silly


a60a9a  No.384148

File: 8b840b3e9155bc8⋯.png (1.08 MB, 854x950, 427:475, ClipboardImage.png)

Lasses LOVE the Dorshite


fb66ce  No.384149

File: 3b62cf25748124e⋯.webm (311.4 KB, 202x360, 101:180, Dorset Hit or Miss.webm)


ae2d11  No.384150

File: df737542295034e⋯.png (74.12 KB, 124x207, 124:207, Capture.PNG)


74ee29  No.384151


902018  No.384152

>the virgin chad in the corner

keek


e88135  No.384153

File: d4990820d82f519⋯.jpg (120.8 KB, 753x724, 753:724, d49.jpg)

had a small glass of port last night, still got a headache


a60a9a  No.384154

>>384153

bad boy


a60a9a  No.384155

File: 09f25c945addbe7⋯.png (203.72 KB, 578x419, 578:419, ClipboardImage.png)

poor lad


4a61dc  No.384156

File: 4eb8b23c9bab69c⋯.jpg (70.9 KB, 1200x459, 400:153, jake-gyllenhaal-life.jpg)

>19C


86f59d  No.384157

Just finished serial kiwis manifesto. He's a good lad at heart tbh. Even though I wholly disagree with any violent and radical actions outside of minecraft.


ae2d11  No.384158

>>384157

stop cucking


a60a9a  No.384159

>>384156

gimme. melt the ice pls pls don't leave it all slippery


a60a9a  No.384160

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>no Ice Age sloth gf


902018  No.384161

>>384160

Venti?


a60a9a  No.384162

File: e212945e3c14231⋯.mp4 (5.72 MB, 360x638, 180:319, VqdBQVAug7U4evEQ.mp4)

>Dorshite keeps bad touching you


86f59d  No.384163

File: 279242daa9765cb⋯.jpg (291.96 KB, 960x611, 960:611, NINTCHDBPICT000426779559.jpg)

>>384158

You can condemn the attack and order the immediate suspension of immigration and repatriation of wogs and muds in order to prevent future outrages and not let the terrorists win, lad.

Side note, I only just found out the reason for the synagogue shooting in Portland. They were running an NGO for ethnic replacement of Europeans in the USA and kikebart et al labelled it anti Semitic conspiracy theories and madness that motivated him. Wew.


86f59d  No.384164

File: 19e16357bbc2db8⋯.jpg (77.35 KB, 1000x703, 1000:703, KiwiLeg.0.jpg)

*dabs*


ae2d11  No.384165

>>384163

adding a disclaimer at the end of your post is really pusspilled. /ourlad/ just deported 51 muds while you're scared that glowers are going to kick down your door for having sympathies with this lad.


74ee29  No.384166

>>384162

lad….what the hell


902018  No.384167

File: 8dc9feb92fcd7bd⋯.png (363.97 KB, 600x675, 8:9, Serial Kiwi Big If True.png)

>>384163

really makes you think tbh


a60a9a  No.384168

>>384166

yeah I got you on camera


a60a9a  No.384169

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

like and subscribe


74ee29  No.384170

>>384169

god damn fuck you i was just about to post this

>>384168

smh


74ee29  No.384171

>when God stops you from wankin

baste


86f59d  No.384172

>>384167

It turned out to be his bombs in two cars, and the people arrested legally owned the guns and were just patrolling out of fear. That's the official story anyway. Sounds still plausible that the mosque(s) had a history of Islamic extremism as Tarrant claimed.

>>384165

You have the the autism, leafboi. Smh.


4a61dc  No.384173

File: d32d6480a943865⋯.png (617.84 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, bateman.png)

>>384165

>tfw can't even describe all the feels this shooting makes me feel


74ee29  No.384174

unironically dont care about this shooting


666af3  No.384175

File: cedf5e34b92d6e0⋯.jpg (5.73 KB, 180x218, 90:109, ohno.jpg)

>>384089

>>384090

>>384091

Lad are you an idiot? What are you doing posting this shit here NOW? Fucking hell

>>384167

>gab

lmao

It's bullshit (who'd have known huh)

>>384165

Consider 8chan is under scrutiny right now and I'd really rather not have to deal with PREVENT knocking down my door because some retards on here couldn't keep their lid shut about how great this shooting supposedly is


666af3  No.384176

Maybe bbk was right about wess being a fed after all

I miss him.


4a61dc  No.384177

File: 258d67d6ce4383e⋯.png (135.42 KB, 362x346, 181:173, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384175

>Consider 8chan is under scrutiny right now and I'd really rather not have to deal with PREVENT knocking down my door because some retards on here couldn't keep their lid shut about how great this shooting supposedly is

why are you making an archive of every post then tbh?


666af3  No.384178

>>384177

People wanted it and back then we weren't saying daft shite (you wouldn't know since it was before your time)


666af3  No.384179

I'm gonna stop once we hit the anprim era anyway. Not that it wasn't a good era but it wasn't the golden age


4a61dc  No.384180

>>384178

>daft shite

even misgendering someone or stating there are two genders can be investigated by police (if you don't believe me I can link the articles), almost every single thread we have is incriminating in some way, probably a good idea to stop doing that.


902018  No.384181

File: 9836f5461fab38f⋯.png (1.24 MB, 691x1248, 691:1248, ACAB.png)

>self-censoring

fuck tha poleece


ae2d11  No.384182

>>384175

>Lad are you an idiot? What are you doing posting this shit here NOW? Fucking hell

g-d, you're so fucking gay. go back to not posting if you're so worried about being implicated.


666af3  No.384183

>>384180

Shit like that is overblown and only happens if you're an exceptional idiot since the police can't be bothered to put the effort in most of the time (which is why they go after such people instead of actual crims in the first place)

When it's literal terrorism that is the charge, at a time when this site is being investigated, it's just not a good idea. Better safe than sorry and all that

>>384181

No wonder you opened the door to PREVENT

>>384182

Why do you all need to be so edgy? It's not worth it and you're not impressing anyone


4a61dc  No.384184

File: e649a225452570a⋯.png (429.37 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Sweden, Population 10.2 Million, Offers Asylum to China’s over 10 Million Uyhgur Muslims

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/20/sweden-population-10-2-million-offers-asylum-china-10-million-uyhgur-muslims/

The Swedish government will be opening the doors to China’s persecuted Uyghur Muslims and allow them to claim asylum in the country.

>The decision was made this week by the Swedish Migration Board to ease up the regulations for Uyghur Muslims claiming asylum in Sweden saying that they, along with other persecuted Muslims, would be welcome, Swedish broadcaster Sveriges Radio reports.

>Carl Bexelius, Deputy Legal Chief at the Migration Board, expanded on the reasons for the move saying, “What we have seen is that it is rather far-reaching state repression, where one can seize and detain persons without actual criminal charges. You are placed in what is described as retraining camp. This happens arbitrarily.”

>The move could have real consequences for Sweden, a country of 10.2 million people by 2018 estimates, due to the fact that the Uyghur population in China is estimated to be up to 11 million people, according to Chinese state statistics.

isn't this helping the chinese government ethnically cleanse xinjiang in a way tho


902018  No.384185

>>384183

I did that for the lulz, they don't actually have any power and you can just say sorry I'm not interested


ae2d11  No.384186

>>384183

i'm on an anonymous imageboard, i couldn't care less about my standing. especially from you.


902018  No.384187

>>384184

clown world


a60a9a  No.384188

>>384184

gotta take other people's trash


4a61dc  No.384189

File: 47b3700c8b5a531⋯.jpg (73.48 KB, 1024x922, 512:461, D2CrewcWwAA4QwI.jpg)

>>384188

they probably think it makes them look morally superior but really the chinese are just laughing


666af3  No.384190

>>384184

Yes

Sweden are retards

>>384185

Weren't you just complaining recently that PREVENT ruined your life?

>>384186

Well lad you probably should if you want to be a healthy person with a life


666af3  No.384191

>>384189

The real racists are pro-immigration westerners tbh


ae2d11  No.384192

lol, ok fag.


a60a9a  No.384193

>>384189

Based politicians, the people that actually deserves to get blown up in minecraft


902018  No.384194

>>384190

don't think so. certainly I disliked being narced on by uni retards

>>384191

hot take

doesn't work on the brainwashed though


fb66ce  No.384195

>>384175

Lad why are you so afraid of political satire?


4a61dc  No.384196

File: 336b843674ba0e2⋯.png (2.65 MB, 1200x908, 300:227, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cd0c5aa939541b3⋯.png (2.3 MB, 1200x870, 40:29, ClipboardImage.png)

File: dac6ef52e51784b⋯.png (2.59 MB, 1200x960, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

did ancient rus really have spaceships lads?


a60a9a  No.384197

>>384196

probably true


902018  No.384198

File: 44de7414cd79870⋯.gif (762.51 KB, 607x609, 607:609, clownpepe5nice.gif)

everything I have ever said in my entire life is satire and does not represent my real views which conform to the accepted majority

>>384196

hyperboreans can refer to ancient humans but there's also an "alien" race that is called hyperborean or aryan iirc, enemies of the greys.


a60a9a  No.384199

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

EARLY MORNING E-CELEB


666af3  No.384200

>>384194

>don't think so. certainly I disliked being narced on by uni retards

I thought you were saying you couldn't teach or doing anything smh

>doesn't work on the brainwashed though

You can make them think about things tbh

Better than "Hitler did nothing wrong" tbh

>>384195

It's not about satire, it's openly supporting an act of terrorism that has been linked with this site at a time when said site is being investiagted

It's just not a good idea

There's a reason we don't talk explicitly about certain posters/former posters having been involved in Local Inaction after they were banned and labelled as terrorists

Just use your head instead of being appalled at having to "self censor", sometimes you ought to do it because it's just common sense


902018  No.384201

File: 7c0e9b812d954ea⋯.png (1.14 MB, 793x597, 793:597, hyperborea.png)

It's a lovely art style

>>384200

that's just a result of being BASED and REDPILLED in clown world lad, I mean it in a way that I couldn't keep my shit locked down and suffer through training and education and then having to brainwash children at the end of it


fb66ce  No.384202

>>384200

>There's a reason we don't talk explicitly about certain posters/former posters having been involved in Local Inaction

But he's posting right now and we talked about it last night and even had a video of it posted lmao


666af3  No.384203

>>384201

Well that's just stupid, lad

>>384202

Yeah but wessex is already under surveillance anyway. He doesn't care (which is exactly why we're arguing) and that's why he's under surveillance in the first place. I don't wish to share his fate

He is not the only poster who was involved, he did fuck all compared to others


666af3  No.384204

>I can't have a normal life because I deserve the right to rant nonstop about Hitler and Jews


902018  No.384205

File: 5c0754fe00f5548⋯.png (32.35 KB, 399x322, 57:46, eeshsmoke.png)

>it's a hyperbole episode again


ae2d11  No.384206

File: cb0c7cf5c38c130⋯.jpg (148.9 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Jewess 717.jpg)


659d85  No.384207

File: 46890dbb7fed89a⋯.png (113.12 KB, 1068x1204, 267:301, 1541169618024.png)

prevent are good lads tbh they just wanna have a chat, LET THEM IN


a60a9a  No.384208

>>384207

finally some frens


666af3  No.384209

>>384205

It just frustrates me lad

You larp about being the master race and superior to "niggers" but I know of several blacks who work hard and put more effort into their lives than you do

You could easily have a job and not be so pathetic but you apparently "can't" because you can't stop yourself sperging out about the Jews

Don't you see I'm trying to help you


902018  No.384210

File: c773ef7e8f2c7ca⋯.png (117.3 KB, 255x255, 1:1, clownpepe28sad.png)

>>384206

tfw no murderous clown gf

>>384207

KEEEK

>>384209

you're still in hyperbole mode, I don't do anything like that


74ee29  No.384211

cringe


666af3  No.384212

>>384210

Then what's your excuse?


74ee29  No.384213

breaded chicken with homemade bbq sauce…. sorry B


902018  No.384214

>>384212

Not actually being an ubermensch or even a particularly good human being, with lots of physical and mental hangups, many which are indeed related to the utter state of society but which are the sane and rational responses (to a point, a better person can overcome) to such.


666af3  No.384215

>>384214

So basically you've just given up trying to improve yourself

smh


74ee29  No.384216

>>384215

t. alchie


666af3  No.384217

>>384216

low blow


74ee29  No.384218

>>384217

are you drinking right now?


a60a9a  No.384219

>>384217

You're an alchemist now, lad?


902018  No.384220

>>384215

I'm doing alright these days, just taking it slow since throwing myself into it didn't work out. Mostly finding other things to do than moan about politics here.


a60a9a  No.384221

just did 3 push ups, lads(3 sets of 1 tbh)


666af3  No.384222

>>384218

No

>>384219

No

>>384220

Well that's good


4a61dc  No.384223

File: 5d68890c4494e53⋯.png (172.32 KB, 320x441, 320:441, Happy horse.png)

>>384221

Goodlad, you can do them with a chair or with knees down to make em easier I think. You probably know all this stuff since you used to be into fitness though.


a60a9a  No.384224

>>384223

Yeah. I actually started getting fit by doing push ups during breaks on discovery channel


a60a9a  No.384225

fuck it I was just joking haven't done any pushups but now I feel like I have to. I'll do 10 without stopping or I will kill myself


4a61dc  No.384226

File: 411bcdf21410290⋯.jpg (64.07 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ss_(2015-03-12_at_06.53.22….jpg)

chinups are way harder than pullups holy shit kickin my ass


4a61dc  No.384227

>>384225

don't worry about the amount lad, one with good form is worth half a dozen with bad form really.


a60a9a  No.384228

File: a9caa02d4f54552⋯.png (21.29 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)

fucking did it lids

>belly touching the floor

oh no


74ee29  No.384229

>>384225

did 60 a few weeks ago but now i have zero motivation to do anything

i tried lifting the other day and it was difficult to get back into it

fuck everything


902018  No.384230

File: 8509695af0f3564⋯.png (255.11 KB, 634x650, 317:325, norfFCjakslaughing.png)

forgot to post

>jayda francen

earlier


a60a9a  No.384231

>>384229

>60

he's doing them on his knees lads he's a cheater


74ee29  No.384232

>>384226

wish i had a place i could do pullups

dunno if i could do one


666af3  No.384233

>>384230

She looks like a bimbo tbh


a60a9a  No.384234

fuck can feel the pump in my arms and chest already

smh feels good yo

xx


a60a9a  No.384235

>>384232

in the stairs?


4a61dc  No.384236

>>384232

for £100~ you can get a 7 foot tall pullup tower delivered by amazon they're rly easy to assemble youd need space in a room tho, bout the size of a big fridge


74ee29  No.384237

>>384233

i'd shag her tbh

love her to ride me and swing her baps in me face

>>384231

how dare you


74ee29  No.384238

>>384235

huh?

>>384236

>£100

y-yeah h-heh..


74ee29  No.384239

red sauce, with 2 tea spoons of honey, 3 tsp of brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, tabasco, pepper, paprika and dash of vinegar


902018  No.384240

>>384233

the essence of pure norf slag


666af3  No.384241

>>384237

>>384240

>tfw no racist slag gf


74ee29  No.384242


86f59d  No.384243

Even when I used to lift and do pullups I never learned how to do pushups. Spazy arms ans shoulders. Smdh.


a60a9a  No.384244

File: b54fd39794d6667⋯.png (8 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

need a cushion for my belly on the next set of pushups tbh


e4b148  No.384245

File: ebebd9c8fc122c3⋯.png (42.86 KB, 331x418, 331:418, ClipboardImage.png)


a60a9a  No.384246

>>384243

poor lad. Fucked up wrists and fingers here, makes holidng a bar really painful. Pushups are not so bad, and I won't add weight… i Hope


86f59d  No.384247

>>384241

Um escuze you she isn't racist she just doesn't want a mrgamosque in her locality peaching eggstreamism and taxi drivers noncing kids. Muslims are the real racists. Okay, thank you.


74ee29  No.384248

>>384244

haaaaaahahahahaha YOUR CATS FACE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEHEEHE


e4b148  No.384249

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

CHOON


fb66ce  No.384250

>>384244

>the stains on that mirror

Jesus Christ close your mouth when you brush your teeth


a60a9a  No.384251

File: 619bbf9f7608ba4⋯.png (2.63 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a5a42b1bc845808⋯.png (2.85 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384248

he always looks confused and startled, unless he is in a hunting mode


e4b148  No.384252


74ee29  No.384253

>>384251

probably a result of all the abuse you put him through


86f59d  No.384254

>>384244

Saved. I really should organise a 22st folder. Got quite a few of you, the cats and that horse.


a60a9a  No.384255

>>384253

didn't really abuse this lad, he was like this since we got him. weird how they have perosnalities. He's always been big and strong compared to his siblings too so it's not like he was bullied


a60a9a  No.384256

File: cc1a125c3418d2a⋯.png (356.33 KB, 774x514, 387:257, cc1a125c3418d2a893adf7841a….png)


a60a9a  No.384257

alright lads 2x10 headache setting in


902018  No.384258

>>384257

do 2x10 sweetie lifts


659d85  No.384259

File: 4c049c6a1e54f62⋯.jpg (74.47 KB, 807x802, 807:802, 1499802807568.jpg)

>>384244

>a literal neckbeard


a60a9a  No.384260

File: bd18ef8d7b1df61⋯.png (37.48 KB, 1078x600, 539:300, bd18ef8d7b1df619dfc8e6fcbf….png)

>>384259

>tfw

>>384258

already done a lot of sweetie lifts from the sweetie bag tbh


659d85  No.384261

>>384260

get /fit/ and grow a proper beard lad


a60a9a  No.384262

File: 7879a1aa56279bd⋯.png (484.14 KB, 553x653, 553:653, ClipboardImage.png)


a60a9a  No.384263

>>384261

my beard is fine, lad. I am just too lazy to shave the part on my neck smh


74ee29  No.384264

>>384263

i get really bad rash on my neck if i shave it so i just have to trim it with clippers smh


a60a9a  No.384265

>>384264

Herts is pretty manly, maybe he has some advice that could prevent this


74ee29  No.384266

>>384265

i know why it happens, its due to the hairs growing, they end up pricking into my skin after i shave, basically the reason i avoid shaving

it will happen overnight when im sleeping too so nothing i can do to avoid it


a60a9a  No.384267

>>384266

maybe you could try laser surgery and female hormones


74ee29  No.384268

>>384267

fuck off westie


a60a9a  No.384269

>woke up earlier than usual today but already feel like there is nothing left of the day

smh


ae2d11  No.384270

>go on youtube to watch how people play dwarf fortress

>everyone just talks for incessantly without actually playing the game for several episodes

fuck my life, ill never learn


74ee29  No.384271

>>384269

tbh

i am going to go to pub at least


a60a9a  No.384272

Mummy and daddy at the shop, told them not to get me anything. Can't wait for the surprise sweets tbh


902018  No.384273

>>384270

It's piss easy lad, just read the UI and hotkeys ingame

all you need to do is dig down, designate some farms, chop some trees etc

it's all very simplistic at the core, like Rimworld


74ee29  No.384274

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


ae2d11  No.384275

File: 35cc24037cb57cb⋯.jpg (56.24 KB, 595x615, 119:123, Jewess 611.jpg)

>>384273

thanks, ill give it a more determined go. i think i get too hung up on trying to know everything too quickly.


ae2d11  No.384276

>>384274

>I'm 1/8th scotch so i guess im with my people here

>in glass gow

my g-d…


c5950f  No.384277

>>384270

Tried playing it for a bit. It always went smoothly until the first band of goblins showed up, because I could never figure out how to actually lock doors.

Very cool game. Wish I could play it properly.


74ee29  No.384278

>>384276

its a joke video lad..


902018  No.384279

>>384277

From memory it's on the door itself, so you have to press x or whatever the look button is to be able to access the door menu and lock it


4a61dc  No.384280

File: 470798802c2d7ee⋯.png (120.97 KB, 592x267, 592:267, ClipboardImage.png)

based


c5950f  No.384281

>>384279

I think I got that far, but it didn't seem to make a difference. Maybe I needed stronger doors.


a60a9a  No.384282

>>384280

is that real? a bit cringe keeek


ae2d11  No.384283

>>384278

i only watched the intro when i made the post. pretty funny still


902018  No.384284

>>384281

If the cause is enemies breaking through them, yeah. Usually a drawbridge does the trick, but that needs a dwarf to manually raise it via lever


a60a9a  No.384285

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

>no surprise sweets


a60a9a  No.384286

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>10x3 and wrists hurt

no good deed goes unpunished


fb66ce  No.384287

>>384282

He's joking, lad


74ee29  No.384288

feel so tired wtf do i do


c5950f  No.384289

>>384288

Sleep.


74ee29  No.384290

>>384289

but i have to be somewhere


a60a9a  No.384291

File: b90ed3b992ff628⋯.png (322.98 KB, 322x616, 23:44, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384135

*walks towards you*


4a61dc  No.384292

File: d415fda11629af1⋯.png (28.18 KB, 198x400, 99:200, ClipboardImage.png)

>Notch tweeting about communism again


e4b148  No.384293

>>384291

God the things I'd let her do to me


74ee29  No.384294


c5950f  No.384295

>>384292

Post it, lid.


4a61dc  No.384297

File: fd9b102eac72871⋯.png (69.37 KB, 670x427, 670:427, ClipboardImage.png)


c5950f  No.384298

>>384297

Is he using "evil" as a euphemism for something?


c5950f  No.384299

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Matt Smith as Charles Manson

Wew. The film looks a bit shit though.


74ee29  No.384300

>go to jam night

>every time they play the same pink floyd songs


887e27  No.384301

>>384298

he's talking about creepers in minecraft


4a61dc  No.384302

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>384300

Do they play pic


74ee29  No.384303

>>384302

yes

its rather annoying to have to play along with it every week and they usually extend it to at least 10 minutes


887e27  No.384304

File: d2db38bc3f76de6⋯.png (1009.24 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)


c5950f  No.384305

>>384302

It's a good song, but people do focus on those three albums from the Waters era a little too much. Play Echoes, you cowards.


4a61dc  No.384306

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

meant to post this actually i really like this song and it's actually rly easy to play


fb66ce  No.384307

>>384299

>yet another Manson movie

Oh gee, I wonder if this one will be shite too


c5950f  No.384308

>>384307

I think Tarantino's making one too. Lot of Manson all of a sudden.


fb66ce  No.384309

>>384308

They always get made in 2s or 3s


ae2d11  No.384310

my dwarven expedition only has 1 male and 6 females ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ae2d11  No.384311

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ae2d11  No.384312

File: 7ef834b366cba0b⋯.jpg (81.85 KB, 500x334, 250:167, 221.jpg)

fuck yea


887e27  No.384313

File: f8666d1e6b6965f⋯.png (664.68 KB, 736x856, 92:107, f8666d1e6b6965fb68197d05d3….png)


74ee29  No.384314


fb66ce  No.384315

File: 9dbee9c6f9aefb6⋯.png (169.5 KB, 466x312, 233:156, ClipboardImage.png)


887e27  No.384316


74ee29  No.384317

fucksake i am so tired


4a61dc  No.384318

>>384313

is this that star wars lady


4a61dc  No.384319

File: 128cd34fdf1a8b8⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1200x873, 400:291, ClipboardImage.png)

wew


fb66ce  No.384320

File: 8fedb5ad8180f8d⋯.png (101.26 KB, 881x843, 881:843, ClipboardImage.png)

>put sosiges in oven at 6

>still haven't cooked yet

fucking how they're only chipolatas they should have been done half an hour ago


887e27  No.384321


902018  No.384322

>>384319

top keek

>>384320

turn the heat up


74ee29  No.384323

>>384320

what temperature?


fb66ce  No.384324

>>384323

Gas 7 same as always


74ee29  No.384325

>>384324

are they frozen?


fb66ce  No.384326

>>384325

Not that I'm aware


91d2f0  No.384327

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


666af3  No.384328

>gas ovens

yikes


91d2f0  No.384329

>>384328

bit anti-Semitic


666af3  No.384330


fb66ce  No.384331

>>384328

>electric ovens

what's it like being a pleb?


666af3  No.384332

>>384331

Well it's nice to have food that isn't half undercooked half burnt, if that's what you mean


fb66ce  No.384333

God I forgot how much of a contrarian he is


0c6e12  No.384334

today I was staring at this chick's tight ass in leggings as she walked by and this other chick was walking behind her and noticed me staring which she seemed to think was funny 'cause she smirked and then she took her sweet time sitting down with her ass facing right towards me so I could check her juicy bum out too. good lass

>>384130

>not having thousands of dollars in the bank and living for free off your mother's overtime

a new mouse is $25 and would massively improve your quality of life

>>384136

what the actual fuck are the proportions on the one on the right?

>>384209

>You larp about being the master race and superior to "niggers" but I know of several blacks who work hard and put more effort into their lives than you do

you know the other day when you asked why people seem to dislike you? it's because you say shit like this. if you had the correct opinions then nobody would mind you at all

>>384250

>Jesus Christ close your mouth when you brush your teeth

is that even possible? I don't get anything anywhere from brushing anyway but flossing always flicks tons of plaque all over the mirror. mine looks like that except immediately after mummy cleans it occasionally

>>384260

>that pic

KEEEEEEK

>>384291

she was a 10 before she became obese


902018  No.384335

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresheffield


902018  No.384336

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Reminder that Sauerbraten game night is tomorrow evening http://sauerbraten.org/


fb66ce  No.384337

File: 4d3915733921eee⋯.png (280.75 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384334

>what the actual fuck are the proportions on the one on the right?

Shin Gojira


666af3  No.384338

>>384334

>the correct opinions

I believe pretty much what Mosley did

You on the other hand are a deranged anon on an imageboard


4a61dc  No.384339

Huge spider in the bath been there all afternoon walking around, what should I do with the poor lost little lad?


91d2f0  No.384340

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

only film I want to watch in the cinema this year tbh


91d2f0  No.384341

not sure what is worst, going alone or going with my brother and having to experience his soy face


91d2f0  No.384342

>>384339

choke him out and take him outside


fb66ce  No.384343

>>384340

Oh boy I can't wait for another 15 minutes of character development which then gets trashed and has no bearing on the rest of the movie in favour of watching generic burger servicefag wander around for the rest of the movie looking like a mong and trying to kill a 100ft tall lizard with a 9mm pistol.


91d2f0  No.384344

>>384343

well let's hope they have learned from that


c5950f  No.384345

>>384340

Just don't care about this stuff at all if it's not a combination of men in suits and puppetry. I don't see what the point is. May as well do Thunderbirds with CGI.


659d85  No.384346

>>384343

dont think he is in this one, the first one went to shit when bryan cranston died


91d2f0  No.384347

all the lines in all the trailers are incredibly cheesy though, which is fine, but they seem to take themselves so seriously while doing it


902018  No.384348

File: 8c97315dd790112⋯.gif (1.39 MB, 326x256, 163:128, 22st meal.gif)

pineapple chunks and a bakewell tart

a pot of yoghurt with it would really complete things


91d2f0  No.384349

File: 8eb955da34d9c8e⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1500x993, 500:331, ClipboardImage.png)

BIG


666af3  No.384350

File: d11b2b00f1809e3⋯.png (221.02 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>In a nation that was proud of hard work, strong families, close-knit communities, and our faith in God, too many of us now tend to worship self-indulgence and consumption. Human identity is no longer defined by what one does, but by what one owns. But we’ve discovered that owning things and consuming things does not satisfy our longing for meaning. We’ve learned that piling up material goods cannot fill the emptiness of lives which have no confidence or purpose.

Childhood is liking Reagan

Adulthood is realising Carter was better


fb66ce  No.384351

File: d1f831eb11cb407⋯.png (385.03 KB, 325x500, 13:20, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1ccf08c2fddf581⋯.png (671.67 KB, 500x758, 250:379, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 71382a445d046ec⋯.png (1.27 MB, 601x900, 601:900, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e95f990036ef5fe⋯.png (303.47 KB, 335x500, 67:100, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b121d6e91806430⋯.png (719.23 KB, 520x788, 130:197, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384345

we should watch some Gamera/Godzilla/other monsters & Ray Harryhausen movies for the streams sometime tbh


c5950f  No.384352

>>384351

Absolutely.


9ecdfc  No.384353

File: b97309cef2d97e9⋯.png (108.72 KB, 404x592, 101:148, tumblr_oybk69g8nG1rhczipo5….png)

>>384349

>expand a 22st image with dragons in

>it's NOT furry inflation porn


c5950f  No.384354

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Stumbled upon this video the other day. Some of these look like fun stream films. I want to see the girl Robocop one.


91d2f0  No.384355

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

91d2f0  No.384356

>>384345

we have different tastes


0c6e12  No.384357

>>384350

every president post-McKinley was shit


c5950f  No.384358

>>384356

The forever conflict between soul and soulless.


0c6e12  No.384359

soon girls will start wearing sandals and flip-flops. already today I saw this cute girl in sandals, wish I could freeze time and lick her feet


666af3  No.384360

>>384357

Nah Carter and Nixon were decent and I respect Teddy Roosevelt too, otherwise I'd agree

I even respect Truman although I don't really agree with him


92587f  No.384361

every president other than william henry harrison was shit


9ecdfc  No.384362

>>384359

you can think things without saying them


91d2f0  No.384363

File: 9ac349132cc00b8⋯.jpg (52.96 KB, 1024x466, 512:233, 9ac349132cc00b89bbfafd62f1….jpg)


4a61dc  No.384364

File: ad5f91f8792a10d⋯.png (247.55 KB, 500x631, 500:631, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384350

Jimmy Carter masterminded giving amnesty to 4 million illegal immigrants, he was an imbecile. Nixon was the last great president.


c5950f  No.384365

File: 509d5b4cbec6f90⋯.png (125.21 KB, 353x299, 353:299, hmmm.png)


902018  No.384366

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fb66ce  No.384367

File: 581b4f1afd052de⋯.png (10.34 MB, 2041x2898, 2041:2898, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 05d03b235c78247⋯.png (317.88 KB, 300x436, 75:109, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384352

You ever seen the Daimajin movies or Matango?


666af3  No.384368

>>384361

Respectable opinion

>>384364

Carter was the only man to try and solve the real problem with American society

muh immigration is not the only thing to judge people by


91d2f0  No.384369

didn't we watch that first spiked turtle film and wasn't it shit? Or was what we watched some other random kaiju film?


c5950f  No.384370

>>384367

Is Matango the one with the mushrooms? I think I saw that once.


0c6e12  No.384371

>>384368

>Carter was the only man to try and solve the real problem with American society

and what is that, big guy?

>muh immigration is not the only thing to judge people by

cohabitation with foreign ethnic groups is the only existential threat to the survival of Anglo Man, and therefore is infinitely more important than any other issue


fb66ce  No.384372

>>384370

Yeah that's it


92587f  No.384373

likewise bonar law was the last good PM we had


666af3  No.384374

>>384371

>and what is that, big guy?

You could try reading the quote I posted

But considering that most Americans aren't even as dumb as you and they STILL preferred to throw out Carter and be fed feel-good lies by a literal actor instead, I doubt you will

>cohabitation with foreign ethnic groups is the only existential threat to the survival of Anglo Man, and therefore is infinitely more important than any other issue

You are soulless

Reducing everything to race

People like you make me question I should even care about the survival of white people


91d2f0  No.384375

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Gobby


659d85  No.384376

File: 8ece9b8ff5d1e4d⋯.webm (2.75 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, woes.webm)

hes perfect


91d2f0  No.384377

File: 994a582a3cf810b⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1410x705, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>384376

this but unironically. He's a lovable lad. A cute hedgehog


91d2f0  No.384378

>>384376

Oh it's OC. Goodlad


fb66ce  No.384379

>>384369

the first Gamera movie was ok tbh


9ecdfc  No.384380

File: bc26bee78898b50⋯.png (13.41 KB, 1070x201, 1070:201, ClipboardImage.png)

>question I should even care about the survival of white people (sic)

there he goes again


666af3  No.384381

>>384380

You seriously lack reading comprehension


4a61dc  No.384382

File: 6adf9b1baab8f47⋯.jpg (82.31 KB, 1028x766, 514:383, D1UYHPeU4AAQh3x.jpg)

>>384368

>Carter was the only man to try and solve the real problem with American society

Literally what did he do though? Foreign policy continued almost completely unchanged with America funding various groups and authoritarian regimes around the world alongside increased defense spending and brinksmanship with the Soviet Union, he allowed the continued liberalisation of American society and did nothing to stop the increasing commonality of abortion, supported gay marriage, was an extreme supporter of gun control, and believed in larger government and single payer healthcare (something incompatible with his policy of amnesty and mass immigration). I don't see how he did anything remarkable.


fb66ce  No.384383

you lurking Westie? did you watch Tetsuo yet?


fb66ce  No.384384

wew type of the devil and he shall appear


4a61dc  No.384385

File: 3612ecb08f72a86⋯.jpeg (52.94 KB, 800x450, 16:9, jake gyllenhaal.jpeg)

>>384383

No I keep asking my friends to on movie night but they keep choosing x-men movies. Are you sure it's better without english subs?


0c6e12  No.384386

>>384374

>In a nation that was proud of hard work, strong families, close-knit communities, and our faith in God, too many of us now tend to worship self-indulgence and consumption. Human identity is no longer defined by what one does, but by what one owns. But we’ve discovered that owning things and consuming things does not satisfy our longing for meaning. We’ve learned that piling up material goods cannot fill the emptiness of lives which have no confidence or purpose.

>hard work

work sucks, why is it a virtue? obviously people need to work hard to get shit done, but glorifying it is just creating a nonexistent carrot on a stick to motivate dumb boomers

>strong families, close-knit communities

okay, professional politician saying what people want to hear

>our faith in God

i.e. being brainwashed to worship some dead jew that says not to let niggers get abortions

>self-indulgence and consumption

that's a bit part of what made America great. being so rich and powerful, making good money at your job, having high standards of living with lots of nice things. you do your bullshit, you go home to your house and your garage and your lawn and your boat, and your wife cooks you dinner, you eat it then fuck your wife and impregnate her. that's America- being free to think and speak and bear arms, making good money and living a comfortable livestyle

>longing for meaning

the purpose of life is to reproduce. we have physiological drives to acquire the things we need to survive and reproduce (the goal of every organism)- we thirst for water so we don't dehydrate, we hunger for food so we don't starve, we want to be at a comfortable temperature so we don't freeze or overheat, and we want pussy so we can reproduce before we die, so our genetic lineage doesn't die off with us, because try as we may, we can't live forever. that is meaning, not whatever nonsense you make up

>the emptiness of lives which have no confidence or purpose

and what is "confidence" and "purpose"? "I enjoy whittling soap as a hobby"? pfft

>Reducing everything to race

race is the only existential threat, the reason why mankind will be extinct in under a century. of course it is more important than all other things- no other thing has the power to wipe out mankind! that's like saying if there's some asteroid heading towards Earth that will annihilate all life as we know it, then if you consider that the #1 priority then you're "reducing everything to the damn rock, people like you question if I should even care about whether we get hit by it"


91d2f0  No.384387

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you lurking The Poster Formerly Known As Bins? W-what about you, Pembs?


4a61dc  No.384388

>>384373

I can't believe I've never heard of a man called Bonar Law.


420162  No.384389

File: da55390559b73f0⋯.png (15.85 KB, 819x827, 819:827, image.png)

>>384387

Hi best lad

Only just got here tbh


666af3  No.384390

>>384382

>Literally what did he do though?

He appealed directly to the people to self-reflect and stop giving into consumerism and materialism

I don't care about what you've written. He's an American president, they ALL do that shit. What matters is what they do differently. You just sound like a typical American Republican, if I didn't know it was you I'd think a yank wrote that.


666af3  No.384391

>>384386

You are the problem

You are why people voted for Reagan

You are why things keep getting worse


9ecdfc  No.384392


fb66ce  No.384393

>>384385

I mean it doesn't really make that much difference because the little dialogue there is really doesn't add much, it's a very very visual film. I personally prefer to watch it without but then again I already know what the dialogue is.

When the movie was first shown outside of Japan, however, it didn't have subtitles because Tsukamoto couldn't afford to have a new print made with them, and it still went down very well at festivals.


420162  No.384394

File: c4c061284883772⋯.jpeg (31.34 KB, 357x480, 119:160, image.jpeg)

>Herts


666af3  No.384395

>>384392

Well I assume you think I'm saying I don't care about white people, correct?

>inb4 you now backtrack

You're obsessed with me too, seems a tad unhealthy


666af3  No.384396

>>384394

If praising someone for saying that materialism is bad is now an "incorrect" opinion on this board, then there's no hope for you lot


fb66ce  No.384397

>>384373

> bonar law was the last good PM

why was he good?


0c6e12  No.384398

File: 8e3a5c36ed5ddf6⋯.jpg (87.9 KB, 334x334, 1:1, 8e3a5c36ed5ddf63d805b58689….jpg)

>>384391

then what is the solution?


420162  No.384399

File: b9d1f2686375801⋯.jpg (118.25 KB, 960x662, 480:331, image.jpg)

>pick your poison


92587f  No.384400

>>384388

accomplished almost nothing and died of throat cancer about 200 days in

also the only PM we've ever had to not be born in the british isles A FUCKING LEAF


666af3  No.384401

>>384398

At this point? I don't know

But it would be a lot easier if our leaders were more like Carter (I'm not arguing that he was that great, but he was decent and called out moral and spiritual problems) and less like Reagan (lies to the people, money is all that matters lmao, pretends to be Christian and politicises moral issues so basic moral stuff like abortion becomes a party issue instead)


c5950f  No.384402

The original Godzilla vs King Kong is great. It has blackface.


91d2f0  No.384403

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>>384389

Woah it works.


9ecdfc  No.384404

>>384395

no, I think you're saying that your perceived moral investment in the white race is so weak that someone saying that race is important somehow is enough to break it or make you 'question it' [because that's what you're saying]

>You're obsessed with me too, seems a tad unhealthy

yeah pointing you out for the retard contrarian you are sure is 'obsession'


e88135  No.384405

File: 9494a32bb5e87e1⋯.jpg (112.01 KB, 550x366, 275:183, 2030-is-closer-to-2014-tha….jpg)

> spring equinox already