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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 8f3de870a69ce29⋯.png (359.23 KB, 880x480, 11:6, ClipboardImage.png)

2907a5  No.384458

Watch Live: UK Prime Minister May Addresses Nation on Brexit Crisis


The Prime Minister addressed the nation Wednesday evening, telling the British public that the country would not be leaving the European Union next week as promised.

>The notification from the Prime Minister’s office of the last-minute address of the nation came after Theresa May wrote to the European Union asking for an extension of Article 50 — the political shorthand name for the negotiating period Britain has been engaged in for the past two years — before being almost immediately rejected.

>While Brexit is meant to officially take place on March 29th — a date promised by the Prime Minister 108 times, according to the research of one member of Parliament — May has now requested an extension to June 30th, to give her extra time to force her controversial new negotiated relationship with the EU on the country.

>The European Union reacted by saying the extension must be either much shorter — just a few weeks — or much longer, at a year or more. Adding to speculation over what might yet be awaiting Britain, the Prime Minister somewhat cryptically told Parliament during her comments at lunchtime that she would not be the Prime Minister to see Brexit extended beyond June 30th — apparently implying that if Parliament or the European Union attempted to force a longer delay, she would resign.

Geert Wilders Slams Dutch Open Borders Policies After Utrecht ‘Terror’ Shooting


Populist Dutch politicians hit out at the government’s pro-migration policies as voters went to the polls on Wednesday following a suspected terror attack by a Turkish migrant.

>At Tuesday evening’s final debate before provincial elections, Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte has heavily criticised over the previous day’s shooting by a Turkish immigrant on a tram in Utrecht, which left three people dead and several more seriously injured.

>Veteran anti-Islamisation and anti-mass migration campaigner Geert Wilders accused the liberal premier along with Christian Democratic Appeal (CDA) leader Sybrand Buma of crying on “crocodile tears” in response to the attack.

Christchurch shootings: UK media 'must deny terrorists a voice'


The UK media must not help terrorists by showing "harmful" content in their coverage of incidents, Britain's most senior counter-terrorism officer says.

>Neil Basu said a "sensible conversation" was needed about how incidents like the Christchurch attack should be reported.

>Several UK newspaper websites used film taken by suspected gunman or posted links to his so-called "manifesto".

>Mr Basu said it was wrong to "hide behind the mantra" of free speech.

46551d  No.384460

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any of you lids into Death in June?

2907a5  No.384461

File: f88dbc7b799baf7⋯.png (176.78 KB, 636x394, 318:197, ClipboardImage.png)

Forgot this guy existed tbh. What is it with populist leaders and hair

ce3e8f  No.384462

File: fe3b94baa5d44b1⋯.png (222.7 KB, 340x379, 340:379, blunkett.png)

314ecd  No.384463

File: a5066f930602a8d⋯.png (678.28 KB, 660x660, 1:1, traitormay3.png)

first for a hanged parliament

ce3e8f  No.384464


based and hapa pilled

314ecd  No.384465


he's literally drumpf tier and in just as deep with the yids as him

2907a5  No.384466


oh god do you have an imperium database or something. is he hapa himself or?

fca855  No.384467



ce3e8f  No.384468

File: 3308f7a64979446⋯.jpg (413.07 KB, 718x1024, 359:512, bane.jpg)

I miss him lads

ce3e8f  No.384469


he's like 1/4 malay

2907a5  No.384470


>drumpf tier

>has absorbed the same hairstyle coincidentally

chakras are real


I see your very clever pun on the political concept of a 'hung parliament' ha ha

2907a5  No.384471

File: f56c09452150a06⋯.png (708.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


smh those dutch lads were the original thaibriders

2907a5  No.384472


No but I'm going to say yes so people think I'm cool and have good taste when in reality I listen to tpazolite and dj sharpnel while playing tetris

ce3e8f  No.384473

wait Pim was a gayist


2907a5  No.384474

File: 50ff74d8cddb4b6⋯.jpg (26.75 KB, 773x480, 773:480, Honeyview_image.jpg)

File: 7d986b833a048f1⋯.png (2.14 MB, 3000x2000, 3:2, df4adab65c491c07c67f1499ca….png)


thought this said prim at first smh i miss him has he seen our oc?

ce3e8f  No.384475


>painting me and herts as lesbianists

I am not allow

fca855  No.384476

File: 34a7c87d78a4557⋯.png (1.43 MB, 851x1283, 851:1283, ClipboardImage.png)

considering cutting back on the crisps to save the white race, lads

2907a5  No.384477


This lads wiki page is so interesting actually never heard of him

ce3e8f  No.384478



2907a5  No.384479

File: 411bcdf21410290⋯.jpg (64.07 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ss_(2015-03-12_at_06.53.22….jpg)


>only thing in the basket is coke

2907a5  No.384480


yeah. didn't know he was blind.

2907a5  No.384481

>his guide dog led him to the conservative party bench in the commons

now that's funny

318d1c  No.384482

File: e63d21f383b0938⋯.png (68.17 KB, 1452x971, 1452:971, e63d21f383b0938d66532bdc15….png)

morelike Lew thread, amiright?


>is he hapa himself or?

he's some kinda muff IIRC


land of kratom


my facial hair kinda looks like that, that's why I buzz it off. stubble looks alright, that looks like trash

4b55a1  No.384483

File: 51995047abff16f⋯.png (415.03 KB, 828x547, 828:547, facepalm.png)


Fuck off, stop retconning

I never start these arguments, it's always you, and you write walls of text so don't throw that at me

You literally act like a woman, it's disgusting. No wonder everyone has nothing but disdain for you

I have agreed to disagree but people like you always drag things out by deliberately misinterpreting me, or maybe you really are that dumb?

At least I'm not you, some queer who put on maid clothes and kissed a guy and spends all his time surrounded by gay faggots arguing about how fucking based it would be Hitler was alive or whatever. You have zero self reflection

>Spic said one racist thing and you said you're not sure his entire race should survive anymore, if that's not dramatic idk what is rofl.

Holy shit, you really are that dumb

That isn't what I said.

Let me explain SLOWLY so even a mentally retarded person such as yourself can understand

I meant that if every white person was like spic, they wouldn't deserve to be saved. See? It's what we call a hypothetical. There are things called "ideas" and "concepts" which may not be real tangible things, but exist nonetheless. Still with me?

And it's not "one racist thing", this is a man who unironically believes that all non-whites should be exterminated, and has no concept of morality whatsoever.

That you side with him is a real indictment on you as a person. I'm glad to have grown as a person in the last few years, that I'm normal and have a morality to fall back on. I'm glad I'm not a deranged fucking psychopath like you lot apparently are. I'm glad I will be able to have a family someday, because I am a decent human being. I'm glad I am not you, because you will never ever have anything like a happy life. You will spend your days alone and embittered, your only solace being the fantasy that at least by shitposting on 8chan you are "helping your race". You are the one that takes this too seriously. I only come here for fun, but I can't say the slightest thing because it triggers you lot. You desperately need your Nazi safe space. And I understand that. It's the only friendship you'll ever know, this collection of weird imageboard autists. So enjoy it. Might as well, you'll end up topping yourself at 30 anyway, while I will be happy and sane. I think I've probably just outgrown this place, or at least what it's become. I am fundamentally at odds with you. You're just a bunch of mentally ill immature edgy autists, and that isn't me. A few of the older posters are still good company but it's not worth it anymore. You're just a black hole of despair and rage porn. And you know, ever notice how Neo, Daftie, anprim, britposter, vanlad etc don't come here anymore? It's time to take a look at yourselves.

That turned into a rant. This isn't a leaving post or whatever, idk and idc if I'll come back. Will still archive I suppose.

314ecd  No.384484

File: f5a602c1eda3615⋯.png (79.2 KB, 255x255, 1:1, comfy1.png)

ce3e8f  No.384485

this is why we should all shitpost and discuss wanky philosophy

2907a5  No.384486

File: 1d78947e4f468bb⋯.jpg (35.19 KB, 683x581, 683:581, 1550258913609.jpg)


>land of kratom

wew i remember taking 100g of that at once and getting severe migraine and praying to god it would end. tasted like shit too. probably for the best it's banned now, was legal when i got some. it was meant to make you feel better.

46551d  No.384487

File: 49c33236a1fd44e⋯.png (35.91 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1445169145549.png)


>tfw no thelema gf

fb4ba4  No.384488

File: dce4b80a0179738⋯.jpg (20.18 KB, 456x810, 76:135, tumblr_inline_phj9b5LK3L1v….jpg)

fb4ba4  No.384489

night lads especially lew

2907a5  No.384490

File: 0478b6b121ee406⋯.png (413.81 KB, 669x842, 669:842, ClipboardImage.png)

>senegalese-italian migrant takes 50 schoolchildren hostage and threatens to burn them alive to protest migrant drownings in the med

I think this is possibly the worst thing he could've done for that political cause

314ecd  No.384491


night lad

come play video games tomorrow evening with him and I


2907a5  No.384492


Played some the other day that game is mad, hope I can up the resolution the default one was pretty gnarly

fb4ba4  No.384493


maybe if i have time lad, id love to


they're not exactly known for their fine strategical thinking and planning skills

314ecd  No.384494


options -> res

it goes up to 3400x and stuff

fca855  No.384495

work work later lids

2907a5  No.384496


remember test grows exponentially when you get like 9 hours sleep so i should probably sleep too nn lid

2907a5  No.384497

File: a67d0acdd2a7dd2⋯.png (57.47 KB, 1452x971, 1452:971, e63d21f383b0938d66532bdc15….png)


enjoy toil

314ecd  No.384498

File: cd5919d3b96043e⋯.png (881.45 KB, 737x541, 737:541, ascendedpepe2.png)

>150 FOV



wage safe lad

2907a5  No.384499


oh nice.

started a bot game but the bots didn't move lol. im sure itll be fun hope i can make it tomorrow should be free.

2907a5  No.384500

File: b011fbf9dcfbb1f⋯.png (571.15 KB, 1036x836, 259:209, ClipboardImage.png)


>Forum for Democracy (Dutch: Forum voor Democratie, FvD) is a conservative, Eurosceptic political party in the Netherlands, founded as a think tank by Thierry Baudet who has been the party's leader since its founding in late 2016.

>The party opposes the European Union and campaigns for a referendum on Dutch EU membership. It also adopts a nationalist viewpoint in which the Dutch culture should be protected;[2] the party is in favor of reinstating border controls and ending what it perceives as mass immigration.[28][29] It campaigns against unchecked immigration, and says it would introduce a "Dutch Values Protection Act" and wants to ban Islamic face veils and other face coverings.[30]

nice whitepill before bed laddos😄

318d1c  No.384501




>comfy wess

how times have changed. I'm liking the new wess tbh


my faggot state banned it too, years before that I tried it. it's good stuff

>probably for the best it's banned now

nah fuck that. it helps some people with opiate withdrawal and besides, I don't agree with the reasoning "this plant makes you feel good, so it should be banned"


night lad


holy fugg. are the chilluns alright?

a23a27  No.384502



2907a5  No.384503


>holy fugg. are the chilluns alright?

The police broke the windows of the bus and got them out, he burned the bus though. I don't know if he actually planned to do it, maybe not, that would be a good restraint I guess.

2907a5  No.384504


>my faggot state banned it too, years before that I tried it. it's good stuff

I felt literally zero effects from it tbh

The indonesians probably put grass in there or something lol

46551d  No.384505

File: 3468760900c5b0e⋯.png (3.72 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

ce3e8f  No.384506

kant was based

a23a27  No.384507


Bit of a Kant.

ce3e8f  No.384508

this is now a wanky german philosophy board

753727  No.384509

File: a959e1a5c1f17d5⋯.png (2.34 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 49qsQPn.png)


314ecd  No.384510


odd, testing settings out with one now and works for me. maybe something to do with the game mode - try ffa on an ffa map, and mess with the amount/skill. Even on 1 bot and 50-51 skill it's a decent challenge


>muh veil ban

smh just send them home aaaaagh

2907a5  No.384511


Don't know anything about him


>Kant was an exponent of the idea that perpetual peace could be secured through universal democracy and international cooperation. He believed that this would be the eventual outcome of universal history.

That seems a tad optimistic although I'm probably misinterpreting it as I know fuck all. I prefer Spengler (although I know nothing about Spengler either)

ce3e8f  No.384512


his politics were wank but I'm talking about wanky philosophy nigga

2907a5  No.384513

File: 3232430e5fcf4da⋯.png (667.57 KB, 680x680, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


*uses the word hegelian dialectics because I heard it in fallout new vegas*

a23a27  No.384514


Ant read any of them but Kierkegaard has a great sounding name,

a23a27  No.384515


I know what that is, because I read a child's introduction to philosophy book once.

753727  No.384516

File: 47efe9b450ff07a⋯.jpg (222.72 KB, 1000x1293, 1000:1293, 1501903225329.jpg)


>*uses Hegelian dialectics but hasnt read hegel*

318d1c  No.384517

753727  No.384518

File: 605319e4b9c1a6b⋯.jpg (36.27 KB, 681x445, 681:445, 1529956407209.jpg)

ce3e8f  No.384519


synthesises and shit

they were a meme even in the early 1900s, Russell jokes about hegelians being daft in "On Denoting"

318d1c  No.384520

File: a7af782f052d5a5⋯.png (30.26 KB, 372x300, 31:25, a7af782f052d5a50dc4a4494ea….png)


>basic math

753727  No.384521

File: c501722a8dbac7d⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 296x299, 296:299, 1506638664740.gif)

46551d  No.384522


He is a burger, lad

318d1c  No.384523



what, do you call it arithmetic?

ce3e8f  No.384524



c4144e  No.384525



46551d  No.384526


numeracy, mathematics or maths

c4144e  No.384527


Mathematics for short

46551d  No.384528

File: 68f49b356341f06⋯.jpg (69.01 KB, 800x800, 1:1, Illegal Pepe.jpg)

>got a shoot tomorrow

>it's at a freemasons hall

314ecd  No.384529

File: 0fbedea8e38d03d⋯.png (278.17 KB, 443x376, 443:376, Serial Kiwi Pepe.png)


>got a shoot tomorrow

>it's at a freemasons' hall

46551d  No.384530


rooo lad don't implicate me I don't want prevent knocking on muh door

314ecd  No.384531

File: bd930d646f85f3d⋯.png (156.64 KB, 483x638, 483:638, clownpepe19saiyan.png)


it's too late

I've implicated you in everything

even 9/11

46551d  No.384532

File: f975b90cbf0c06e⋯.png (649.62 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

c4144e  No.384533


A shoot?

314ecd  No.384534

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Morgoth


*takes a deep breathe then lists every single NSA/GCHQ megacomputer spymachine keyword like "bomb" "islam" "acid" and "misgender"

c4144e  No.384535

File: da4be19191ffcba⋯.jpeg (38.74 KB, 640x417, 640:417, image.jpeg)


Lad, im worried they're going to round you up

753727  No.384536

File: 5bc1a388d8abcc8⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, wpoesy.jpg)


>morgoth toils 50 hours a week in a factory and uploads once a week

>neet woes cant even manage 1 a month at this point

fucking STATE

46551d  No.384537


I work as a runner on movies/music videos every now and then for pocket money it's usually niggershit tbh

46551d  No.384538

anyway night lads gotta be up in the morning

314ecd  No.384539

0e69dd  No.384540

love my lass

318d1c  No.384541


>implying love exists

0e69dd  No.384542


suck your mum

2907a5  No.384543

love my lass

0e69dd  No.384544


based and taffpilled

2907a5  No.384545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Banned TEDTalk about Psychic Abilities

2907a5  No.384546

File: f55d95fe9666adc⋯.png (269.71 KB, 811x462, 811:462, ClipboardImage.png)

318d1c  No.384547


>be hot

>men want you


>be hot

>be good at sex

>women want you

it's that simple, there's no """love""" involved in any way whatsoever. a relationship is just two pieces of meat that find eachother to be aesthetically-appealing pieces of meat and enjoy meating together because it pleases their meat

0e69dd  No.384548


t. has never had a healthy relationship

753727  No.384549


t.talks about his gf every thread


0e69dd  No.384550


ok thank you

318d1c  No.384551


idc rly I'm glad somebody's happy, not one to get salty at other people's success

I just think that the idea of "love" is retarded when courtship is entirely dependent on sexual attraction

753727  No.384552

318d1c  No.384553

File: 260f6880cb3fc2b⋯.mp4 (8.28 MB, 1000x564, 250:141, Yungcsgomosq3-1-1.mp4)


318d1c  No.384554

File: dd8d2666e02ca0a⋯.png (414.08 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 0f5ec851ddfcf6526073b48696….png)

File: 64c918a96051866⋯.png (376.01 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 2ac85c0ee72ce7a933e7027505….png)

File: 58571daef746714⋯.jpg (731.88 KB, 2865x2865, 1:1, 87c2949ab3b5cb1a16362783fc….jpg)

File: c428a795fe44d49⋯.jpg (57.7 KB, 788x614, 394:307, c428a795fe44d4947e8879d755….jpg)

File: 3a18e3e60fbd870⋯.png (694.22 KB, 1456x1040, 7:5, e4c3ea0e60675d607db4d6d84a….png)

318d1c  No.384555

>ywn be a male nurse in a female prison and be lusted over by hundreds of sex-starved spicc thots that would love nothing more than to """rape""" you at shankpoint

318d1c  No.384556

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


putting such a qt spicc in prison is the real crime

318d1c  No.384557

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

kek wtf

318d1c  No.384558

cmon where's leaf, doogle, The Poster Formerly Known As Bins, lew, 22st, anybody that's normally awake late

318d1c  No.384559

File: 185f478a8430b8e⋯.webm (11.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, bodies.webm)

fresh webbum

fca855  No.384560

File: 2d9dba46170ea85⋯.png (48.37 KB, 935x695, 187:139, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


At work. Somebody's got to pay the taxes

318d1c  No.384561


yeah ik you drive and eventually come back around this time. still, you're one of the few that would post around this time

how was the vannin'? typical boring vroom vroom through comfy fjords I suppose. I could never do a driving job

318d1c  No.384562

maybe pizza delivery, might be kinda fun

318d1c  No.384563

>when there was an offer one summer to go volunteer in the botanical garden in Rekjavik, Island

should have done it smh, could've hit the gym and some vikang bros could've helped me get big off seaweed and skyr

fca855  No.384564

File: d97db60a9a974c7⋯.png (848.32 KB, 695x626, 695:626, ClipboardImage.png)


> I could never do a driving job

Why not, lad? And no fjords on this route, just lakes. Route's kind of in this square.


much prefer having routes tbh

318d1c  No.384565


>Why not, lad?

well let's see

>muh sitting

not really an argument though because I sit all day at the computer anyways

>having to pay attention for hours on end, severe consequences if you don't

hell even I find myself getting distracted by what's going on in the car, have had a few close calls for that

I tend to get a tiny bit of road rage, not enough that I drive aggressively at all, that's low IQ behavior. but I get annoyed when somebody in front of me is driving slow, especially on the highway because it makes me feel anxious like I might get rear-ended by somebody going a normal speed. happened today, I merge onto the highway behind this stupid old lady that did not know how to step on the damn gas, I was stuck behind her going 25 under while cars creep up behind me. I beep the horn, then blare it, finally find an opportunity to shift lanes and accelerate to the same speed everyone else is going. you can't go that slow ffs what a dumb bitch

anyways driving job just would not be a cup of tea. maybe short distances like delivery, but not long routes

it must be bit better in rural Norway though because there isn't much traffic for much of the route. you could probably pull over and take a piss right on the side of the road without it being likely that somebody would drive by and see, can stop and take videos of road-badgers

fca855  No.384566


>having to pay attention for hours on end, severe consequences if you don't

maybe that is worse in America, here there isn't that much traffic. Wouldn't want to drive in a city anyway.

>I tend to get a tiny bit of road rage, not enough that I drive aggressively at all, that's low IQ behavior. but I get annoyed when somebody in front of me is driving slow, especially on the highway because it makes me feel anxious like I might get rear-ended by somebody going a normal speed. happened today, I merge onto the highway behind this stupid old lady that did not know how to step on the damn gas, I was stuck behind her going 25 under while cars creep up behind me. I beep the horn, then blare it, finally find an opportunity to shift lanes and accelerate to the same speed everyone else is going. you can't go that slow ffs what a dumb bitch

keek, well you'd get paid so you'd not be in that much of a rush, of course depends on how they pay you. We have a lot of tractors slowing down traffic here, always during rush hour too for some reason.

>anyways driving job just would not be a cup of tea. maybe short distances like delivery, but not long routes

Long are the best though. Just drive, listen to music or podcast, enjoy nature. So little effort just staying on the main road.


based. Saw nothing but deers tonight

318d1c  No.384567

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this makes me so fucking angry. this cunt's jugs are absolutely delicious, and she wants them destroyed?! wamen should NOT have control over their own bodies and receiving or performing breast reduction should be grounds for capital punishment

318d1c  No.384568

File: a4052c9f3bfb230⋯.png (78.94 KB, 255x234, 85:78, a4052c9f3bfb230efcea5aeac9….png)

oops that thumbnail

fca855  No.384569


bit weird given how everyone is beautiful, but I guess you can feel discomfort at a personal level regardless.

318d1c  No.384570

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB, 768x768, 1:1, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

can't spoiler embed soz lads

there was this girl I went to school with that had awesome huge jugs and ended up moving to Florida and getting a breast reduction. scarcely anything in the world makes me angrier than that



>I guess you can feel discomfort at a personal level regardless

she has incredible 10/10 tits and has body dismorphic disorder because of a few stretch marks that wouldn't bother a man on the planet so she might have mutilated her body and destroyed her beautiful breasts. if that's not pure evil I don't know what is

fca855  No.384571

File: 52ee79e4234d53f⋯.png (1.59 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ClipboardImage.png)

can't wait for summer and deliver newspapers when it's light and warm outside. gonna be comfy. Finally I'll be able to orient myself too and see where I am as part of the route goes around this lake.

fca855  No.384572


that doesn't sound evil at all to me keek

318d1c  No.384573


summer is hot and humid with many mosquitos here, not looking forward to that. but spring is nice, get to see everything 'spring' to life and it becomes a pleasant comfortable temperature outside


it's destroying beauty, like ISIS demolishing Roman ruins

fca855  No.384574

File: f97fccfb931b35f⋯.png (391.19 KB, 780x448, 195:112, ClipboardImage.png)

>meat butcher place which is one of the few businesses where a lot of people work in the community where I deliver newspapers

>it's shutting down

let's hope all the Polacks fuck off back home then, but nah they are just going to get welfare while "looking for other jobs". THERE ARE NO OTHER JOBS FUCK OFF

fca855  No.384575


>it's destroying beauty, like ISIS demolishing Roman ruins

Female beauty isn't really that lasting, and I am sure the bigger the tits are the worse they will age too tbh.

>summer is hot and humid with many mosquitos here, not looking forward to that. but spring is nice, get to see everything 'spring' to life and it becomes a pleasant comfortable temperature outside

Well it will be during the night, the air will be really fresh.

And yeah spring is nice. Fuck I remember spring turning everything green on my old route, I must have gotten it at the end of March or something last year. fuck

fca855  No.384576

File: 18abbbab3c6b54e⋯.png (531.36 KB, 780x448, 195:112, ClipboardImage.png)

>that kid who was in the looking for jobs thing with me got a job at that meat cutting factory place

>and now he's out of one again

>and now he has to compete with even more foreigners

If only the belle curve was taught in school. Norwegians aren't all fit for fucking university graduate jobs, besides some of us want to do these kinds of jobs.

>do what you want to do… but only if it costs you hundreds of NOK in loans to get there

318d1c  No.384577

File: 2f2d7dfef2efe74⋯.png (82.23 KB, 602x305, 602:305, 2f2d7dfef2efe741785340d4b0….png)


you ever listen to this?



>Female beauty isn't really that lasting

true, life is short, everybody gets old and nasty very quickly. the subjective experience of our lives is almost over, pic related. life sucks tbh, wish I was a miscarriage or something

>the bigger the tits are the worse they will age too tbh

worth it

fca855  No.384578



no, but it sounds similar yeah. How the fuck is this supposed to be good for us? They don't even spend the money here. I hate how they can just tell us they make us money while applying any logic to it makes it obvious they don't.

>wish I was a miscarriage or something

kek what the fuck

fca855  No.384579

fca855  No.384580

File: 1f435eff69faf75⋯.png (802.29 KB, 614x768, 307:384, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5238a03ffe17d76⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1024x765, 1024:765, ClipboardImage.png)

For the goblin lovers pretty sure I posted this one before, I just wanted to post Squidward too

318d1c  No.384581

File: efc5deebf8cdc88⋯.jpg (47.15 KB, 580x563, 580:563, pepe licks lips.jpg)


>I hate how they can just tell us they make us money while applying any logic to it makes it obvious they don't.

it's a vapid talking point, they just want to continue their parasitism


>video not available in your country



hate goblins buuuuuuuutt

fca855  No.384582


really, America blocks JF? jump VPN, lad it's a funny clip with the context of my post

318d1c  No.384583


it's an issue with invidious api. I refuse to use actual youtube

fca855  No.384584


yeah well I'm not clicking on anything that isn't youtube

318d1c  No.384585


I highly recommend Freetube client

fca855  No.384586

318d1c  No.384587


it's user-friendly and rips from invidious to minimized getting datamined by google. can paste in any youtube/invidious/hooktube link and it'll work, it lets you conveniently copy youtube or invidious links to the clipboard, it can store favorite videos and channel subs, just try it out, easy install


fca855  No.384588


or I can just use youtube

fca855  No.384589

why complicate things for yourself, I don't get it

318d1c  No.384590


to minimize datamining. freetube is super user-friendly, literally the only problem is that some videos don't work. and if you're not squeamish about youtube then you could just copy paste the link into your browser

I use noscript and I don't even normally allow google scripts (except googleapis because half of websites won't work without it), no long-term cookies either

fca855  No.384591

File: ef1a6d53b95e8dc⋯.png (1.22 MB, 2176x1676, 544:419, 1551670017921.png)

you do you, dude

fca855  No.384592

File: 1b07e1747834673⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.52 MB, 819x1024, 819:1024, ClipboardImage.png)

Or do this

318d1c  No.384593

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>literally mud

this bitch though, even if she has a terrible cave monster face

fca855  No.384594


Just move to Mexico dude

318d1c  No.384595

File: 2f2d7dfef2efe74⋯.png (82.23 KB, 602x305, 602:305, 2f2d7dfef2efe741785340d4b0….png)

File: dfb2e968871194b⋯.jpg (72.28 KB, 513x600, 171:200, 123123123123.jpg)


but why do that when mexico's already moved here? and I don't actually want to breed one of these creaturas anyway, they're just fuckmeat. there's only one I'd probably breed, that qt pale le 7/8ths face probably northern mexican girl with the cute whispery voice and nice smile and big round bum… yeah she had a lil dirt in her bloodline but the rest was good and besides, that bit of dirt and also her hispanoid cultural assimilation would protect my offspring from the impending north american white genocide at the hands of la raza

a favorite of the lasses I could've had. it's a shame, it's too late now, I'm too old, most of my life is already over, just get it over with

night lad, it's late

bec365  No.384596

>man my age from my town arrested for online hatespeech regarding the kiwishoah

H-ha that'll never happen to me, even with 8chan under the microscope.

2907a5  No.384597

File: b8778ef08a2f306⋯.png (400.67 KB, 786x1024, 393:512, ClipboardImage.png)

Mmm totally not hyperbole.

218759  No.384598

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Need a girl with a big personality to suckle my peenor

218759  No.384599



God I'd love to get to know her personality intimately

2907a5  No.384600

File: 6f42d8171636113⋯.png (201.55 KB, 439x490, 439:490, 1550256670968.png)


Cheeky song that

2907a5  No.384601

File: 59ffd8d1212c21f⋯.png (883.28 KB, 992x1200, 62:75, ClipboardImage.png)

da7b77  No.384602

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)

c87d27  No.384603


this is pretty funny

you can kinda tell this is in scotland if you didnt even know who MW is

like that picture of sean bean getting his shopping with a JUST face, so northern



love you lads

not in a gay way

hate spic

be strong and positive as i know you will :]


you too :]

2907a5  No.384604


>be strong and positive as i know you will :]

Thanks for the positive vibes lad, you too.

c87d27  No.384605

Had a dream I met a beautiful Chilean lass and kissed her and felt her soft swarthy skin

da7b77  No.384606

File: c1bfabf0ceb6bfc⋯.png (10.96 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

da7b77  No.384607

File: b78aaa9ec470779⋯.jpg (88.29 KB, 794x794, 1:1, 1421198489609.jpg)

Emojis aren't activated.

c87d27  No.384608


Activate the emojis.

da7b77  No.384609

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)



da7b77  No.384610

File: 21d0b5e640c2c51⋯.png (166.86 KB, 636x426, 106:71, 1432102647995.png)


Bit gay.

c87d27  No.384611


n-no! sh-she was beautiful!

c87d27  No.384612

>spic posting porn

based white nationalist morality

da7b77  No.384613

File: c6624d403ca5058⋯.png (125.58 KB, 655x666, 655:666, 1428859156982.png)

c87d27  No.384614

mum is a typical case of

my needs > yours

fuck off not everything is about how YOU feel

c87d27  No.384615

cant stop thinking of ginger lasses heavenly body when she was gardening


c87d27  No.384616

I will write a poem for her..

2907a5  No.384617

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

==Man Possessed by Gay Demon on Live TV=

c87d27  No.384618


god i love this

2907a5  No.384619



2907a5  No.384620

File: 5a4ed63b7bb4dd2⋯.png (144.58 KB, 402x425, 402:425, ClipboardImage.png)

c87d27  No.384621



>when u nut but she still suckin

c87d27  No.384622

wish i wasnt a dumb fuck so i could actually write decent poetry

2907a5  No.384623

c87d27  No.384624

amidst the bushes and plants

i spied a ginger lass

she was crouched down low

her rear end was exposed

looking i entered a trance

divine was her ass

her name i do not know

it was hard to stay composed

c87d27  No.384625

how do i write in romanticist style

753727  No.384626

File: dca1fdb38a36008⋯.jpg (47.23 KB, 1280x544, 40:17, 1524881623395 (1).jpg)

c87d27  No.384627


i bet you pronounce arse like a posho too

753727  No.384628

File: 0165cfff2adfe97⋯.jpg (207.85 KB, 381x500, 381:500, 3953293277_543e0de3ab.jpg)


I live in a council house

c87d27  No.384629



bet youre a poncy southeasterner

753727  No.384630

File: d8fcb5d155b00f0⋯.jpg (9.08 KB, 255x247, 255:247, 1529828038464.jpg)


I live in scotland

c87d27  No.384631


bet you live in the gay part

753727  No.384632

File: 3a2d31ff4efaa4a⋯.png (208.29 KB, 4500x4334, 2250:2167, 1495628610926.png)


keep COPEing you poncy southerner

b0ee40  No.384633


Had a dream where me and a homely girl vowed to stay together

>and I said we could get married if she wanted but it's not like a vow in a church was going to be worth more

smh it's true though

218759  No.384634

File: 0f6512880467765⋯.png (117.61 KB, 849x587, 849:587, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 23f1087142ff1c5⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 490x478, 245:239, 1542844194254.gif)


b0ee40  No.384635


Lad he's depressed and tired and busy going to the gym

c87d27  No.384636


oh its you

the ugly boy



c87d27  No.384637

>have to go out

>really dont want to


b0ee40  No.384638


do it for the white race, lad

753727  No.384639



b0ee40  No.384640

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

you're welcome, Dorshite

218759  No.384641


Awful feeling, but in my experience once you actually get out the house it's not that bad

b0ee40  No.384642


Bit cringe, lad

753727  No.384643

File: cc80e58d3417bb4⋯.jpg (658.27 KB, 1210x1600, 121:160, 1526221098388.jpg)

b0ee40  No.384644


thanks, mummy

>she still won't buy me velcro shoes

c87d27  No.384645



only have to go out briefly but still i feel so tired this week idk why smh


eat sweeties for the white race, lad

33c89b  No.384646


read that and was afraid it was you, lad


don't think chileans are particularly swarthy but baste nonetheless


that wasn't "porn". "porn" is a video of people either having sex or pretending to have sex

2907a5  No.384647


Do you still have that anime girl you tried to draw it was neat, lad.

c87d27  No.384648

>porn isnt porn

baste jewified americans

218759  No.384649


Everyone in the New World is a swarthy la creatura and explicit images of women absolutely count as porno tbh, even if no nudity is shown

33c89b  No.384650

File: 7896bd61a98a2fc⋯.png (49.69 KB, 747x1623, 249:541, anime girl.png)


yeah I dug it out of my recycle bin. the neck though



"porn" is a video of sexual acts, not some thot dancing in a bikini

b0ee40  No.384651


>eat sweeties for the white race, lad

eating some chicken and rice tbh

218759  No.384652


>Pornography (often abbreviated porn) is the portrayal of sexual subject matter for the exclusive purpose of sexual arousal.[1] Pornography may be presented in a variety of media, including books, magazines, postcards, photographs, sculpture, drawing, painting, animation, sound recording, writing, film, video, and video games.

2907a5  No.384653

File: 0a7200a010aa65f⋯.png (13.21 KB, 130x120, 13:12, ClipboardImage.png)


Looks like something from yume nikki i love it

c87d27  No.384654

*filters the mutt*

b0ee40  No.384655

File: 01a419804832302⋯.jpg (23.21 KB, 641x530, 641:530, 01a419804832302c5fb2380af8….jpg)

>mummy promised me onion rings

>I got rice

753727  No.384656

File: a4541b15860395f⋯.jpg (84.32 KB, 999x663, 333:221, 22st.jpg)

b0ee40  No.384657

File: cc1a125c3418d2a⋯.png (356.33 KB, 774x514, 387:257, cc1a125c3418d2a893adf7841a….png)


>what she sees

753727  No.384658

File: d7abcc1585d0d75⋯.jpg (311.28 KB, 2098x2414, 1049:1207, Td1wJm5.jpg)

b0ee40  No.384659



c87d27  No.384660

b0ee40  No.384661

File: 76880f85379b561⋯.png (273.31 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

me and the wife

b0ee40  No.384662

File: 6a006eef65f319b⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1024x615, 1024:615, ClipboardImage.png)

>Mormon website digitally adds sleeves to sundress of seven-year-old girl to maintain standards of 'modesty'


2907a5  No.384663

File: 39cfaefb46ecb60⋯.png (6.35 MB, 1632x2200, 204:275, ClipboardImage.png)


The more I hear about mormons the more I like them.

c87d27  No.384664


you on the right

c87d27  No.384665


right is far more aesthetic

sleeveless dresses are vile

2907a5  No.384666

love bloomers me

b0ee40  No.384667


>when you have a cahnce to remake Christianity but instead of making it waterproof you make it even more silly

b0ee40  No.384668

File: a83f2bc9abb6a54⋯.png (175.97 KB, 399x388, 399:388, ClipboardImage.png)


>tube dresses

753727  No.384669

File: 0b6aa5424d08019⋯.jpg (109.61 KB, 700x605, 140:121, 1531577966093.jpg)

753727  No.384670

File: a665d2c641b5ef7⋯.jpg (53.43 KB, 720x720, 1:1, a665d2c641b5ef7a0168f34230….jpg)

b0ee40  No.384671


>the least la creatura gets all the thots


b0ee40  No.384672

File: 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB, 504x379, 504:379, punch.png)

2907a5  No.384673

File: 44813edbef61086⋯.png (82.93 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


Meant these but I like that too haha

b0ee40  No.384674


imagine what they'd look like if she farted haha

2907a5  No.384675

File: 5f69362922a6c64⋯.jpg (22.57 KB, 501x502, 501:502, 0a7320f7a07c0978ff7a91b566….jpg)

753727  No.384676

File: 4ffc8687e86b77e⋯.jpg (84.91 KB, 773x773, 1:1, 1506251042038.jpg)

218759  No.384677

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c87d27  No.384678


c02324  No.384679


donate to his patreon for a more personalised advise, lad

218759  No.384680

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Wonder if GCHQ have ever browsed this board

c87d27  No.384681


dont believe in ebegging

53f813  No.384682

File: 454e7e9c00b2011⋯.jpg (41.08 KB, 564x561, 188:187, Jewess 767.jpg)

c02324  No.384683

File: 154c5bc3171490c⋯.png (552.6 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

84c25a  No.384684

File: c9ee5f0d550c8c0⋯.png (1.15 MB, 715x1000, 143:200, ClipboardImage.png)


love bloomers, might buy some

c02324  No.384685

File: 11a7e699ed402d6⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


a23a27  No.384686


Absolutely based.

c87d27  No.384687


>showing off your babies online

hate when people do this

2907a5  No.384688

File: fb57701da3f54e3⋯.png (1.29 MB, 680x944, 85:118, ClipboardImage.png)


it would be a wise choice

2907a5  No.384689

File: 526aaffeef346a7⋯.png (265.21 KB, 286x475, 286:475, ClipboardImage.png)


Time for a bedtime story, lass.

2907a5  No.384690

File: a51f6c41bf2a11a⋯.png (697.23 KB, 600x681, 200:227, ClipboardImage.png)

753727  No.384691

c87d27  No.384692


we should beat them up

c02324  No.384693

File: 64748b75430f22a⋯.png (896.98 KB, 720x885, 48:59, ClipboardImage.png)

753727  No.384694




753727  No.384695


he looks like a pitbull in human form

c02324  No.384696

File: 158a20fafcc2d69⋯.png (404.96 KB, 581x589, 581:589, 158a20fafcc2d690ed7ad08b6c….png)



2907a5  No.384697

File: 570816de2eae45f⋯.png (386.12 KB, 753x449, 753:449, ClipboardImage.png)


slag in a nice dress is a princess

53f813  No.384698

stop being gay

c02324  No.384699


sounds like something a nip bitch would say. God I hate Asian women

c87d27  No.384700


dont like ultraviolence? bit gay lad

753727  No.384701


his brother is even more chaddier than he is

c87d27  No.384702


>wearing pants


great way to crush his bollocks and cock

753727  No.384703

File: 9686cde6995da0f⋯.jpg (17.1 KB, 375x375, 1:1, 1502108915584.jpg)




c02324  No.384704

File: c6389c6106e1883⋯.png (275.44 KB, 650x485, 130:97, ClipboardImage.png)

c87d27  No.384705




why are you so mean?

2907a5  No.384706

File: a8646a0f8a5d109⋯.png (496.47 KB, 654x654, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

753727  No.384707

File: a0ebc713139acd1⋯.gif (196.89 KB, 354x276, 59:46, 1524634780633.gif)

53f813  No.384708

753727  No.384709

File: 5eb3a9627a310a8⋯.png (473.65 KB, 1280x1193, 1280:1193, 1455684843298.png)


>tfw dont look like this

c02324  No.384710

File: 6dd9ee7e60ca1ac⋯.png (976.87 KB, 2043x1524, 681:508, ClipboardImage.png)

c02324  No.384711

c87d27  No.384712


yeah because it takes effort in going to the gym every day

753727  No.384713


>there is a gym for your face

stop giving 22st hope you sick bastard

c02324  No.384714

File: f4c31c32fb9f0f0⋯.png (1.11 MB, 600x1328, 75:166, ClipboardImage.png)


63639a  No.384715


who took these photos


based and latter day saintpilled

c87d27  No.384716


yeah there is


c02324  No.384717

File: 7227363a50a15e4⋯.png (205.2 KB, 249x487, 249:487, 7227363a50a15e44ca9a529020….png)


Why are you talking shit about me, lad? I'm right here

c02324  No.384718


Lad what does your gf think about you spending all day here? Thinking of getting a gf and letting her sit and knit with mummy in the living room while I just keep doing what I did before

753727  No.384719

File: 0a0ae97547f41cd⋯.png (13.38 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 1511725493376.png)



63639a  No.384720


>all day

753727  No.384721


> while I just keep doing what I did before

plus bringing you sweeties and sitting on your face I assume

c02324  No.384722

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Sorry Keanu I just don't care about this whole universe

53f813  No.384723


lmao, when will they learn. are chinlets the new manlets?

c02324  No.384724


that is what I said


she can be with me when I want to, but I don't want her to see the embarrassing things I say

63639a  No.384725


>sitting on your face

based and cunnilinguspilled

753727  No.384726


john wick is based tbqh

c87d27  No.384727


i have no need to mew tbh

53f813  No.384728



fucking vile, lad.

c87d27  No.384729

>eating fanny


c02324  No.384730


yeah, didn't need three films though


good sami

c02324  No.384731

oof pecs feel thicc after yesterday's 30 push ups

63639a  No.384732

53f813  No.384733


do you rub beards together downthere?

c87d27  No.384734

>ywn lick a taig/scot lasses hairy ginger fanny

c02324  No.384735

File: 50c8a81e0c71b90⋯.png (739.81 KB, 864x996, 72:83, 191cbf90288c5bc46d1add384b….png)

>tfw you blow air into her cunny as if it was a balloon and then brace for the queefs

63639a  No.384736

63639a  No.384737



c02324  No.384738


just as planned

53f813  No.384739

File: 3d78c192736c03a⋯.jpg (23.83 KB, 564x402, 94:67, Jewess 763.jpg)



c02324  No.384740

File: 71590edec4b5fc1⋯.png (312.13 KB, 575x431, 575:431, ClipboardImage.png)

keek another one

53f813  No.384741


63639a  No.384742


hasn't been a problem so far

c87d27  No.384743

stop posting porn fatty

c02324  No.384744

feel some aching in my abs too, guess being THICC makes you work those muscles more when doing push ups too

753727  No.384745


who is that

c02324  No.384746

File: 4c3958bb1d9b4e1⋯.mp4 (7.5 MB, 404x720, 101:180, four hedgehoggies and one ….mp4)




dno, some thot. Saw her posted in the cyclical thread on /cow/

753727  No.384747

File: 305318d4f9af1df⋯.jpg (57.91 KB, 797x400, 797:400, 1509166877823.jpg)


c02324  No.384748


I don't understand

753727  No.384749


hate how women have such power with just their bodies, makes me sick

c02324  No.384750


>hate how women have such power with just their bodies, makes me sick


c87d27  No.384751


because you have a weak one?lmao

753727  No.384752



753727  No.384753

File: e997c135481dc9a⋯.jpg (38.69 KB, 680x543, 680:543, 1527595344998.jpg)

c02324  No.384754


I don't remember that part of the film. fuck you

a23a27  No.384755

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

314ecd  No.384756

File: a2188829815ed33⋯.png (429 KB, 634x431, 634:431, gilbert.png)

753727  No.384757

File: 18baabbab8546fa⋯.jpg (80.77 KB, 650x669, 650:669, 1531924982800.jpg)

314ecd  No.384758

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh doctor man

he says leftoids are mutants unfit to live, based

f254c2  No.384759


that's a qt catgrill


mewing doesn't do much after 20-22 years old, it can make a huge difference if you're still a teen or younger though. if you're an adult, most of the benefit will come from simply closing your teeth. everybody looks like trash with their teeth spaced far apart

I still think that mewing is a good idea to do at any age and might make a subtle difference as an adult but expecting it to give you a panzie jaw when you started at 20 is setting yourself up for disappointment. blame your parents for not knowing about mewing and teaching you to do it at an early age


some thot posing her butt cheeks in the mirror is not "porn" smh

63639a  No.384760


>some thot posing her butt cheeks in the mirror is not "porn" smh

You don't think anything except hardcore pornography is porn

753727  No.384761


did you just wake up

c87d27  No.384762

>he deliberately IP hops just so he can reply to me


314ecd  No.384763


no, I don't sit in here all day

c02324  No.384764


a great fear of me in middle school was that I was growing tits but they were just pecs keek

c02324  No.384765



753727  No.384766

File: d2be5b02572d754⋯.jpg (406.19 KB, 635x1246, 635:1246, 1534048295107.jpg)

f254c2  No.384767


exactly because otherwise it's completely arbitrary



there are many reasons why my IP would change, like if I have to do something without a VPN or if I shut my computer off

753727  No.384768


lmao arent you a neet, stop getting offended you bitch

f254c2  No.384769


dunno what's with the velociraptor stance, but that's a high quality femoid

c87d27  No.384770

>keeps replying despite being filtered

why? its the equivalent of talking to a wall

its insanity

c02324  No.384771


that's how my gf will have to walk

753727  No.384772



sorry shes chad only

c02324  No.384773


makes sense for her to be my gf then

a23a27  No.384774

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm just mentally envisioning 22st as Coach McGuirk now

c02324  No.384775

File: 39b11d0f35f3af5⋯.png (2.7 MB, 1663x1251, 1663:1251, Hairline.png)


>that hair

a23a27  No.384776


He just needs the glasses.

c02324  No.384777


I could just take them off, meet him at the halfway point… if I can get there without my glasses smh

a23a27  No.384778


You should teach football to kids, and be irresponsible, and have an awkward relationship with one of them.

753727  No.384779


whats it like living in a country full of aryan chads while you look like that, atleast in the uk there are lots of uggos

c87d27  No.384780


uggos like you should be killed

a23a27  No.384781


No bulli.

c87d27  No.384782


hes that ugly cunt that comes here every couple of weeks and just complains about women or chads

c02324  No.384783

File: 05c17b2a0451d7d⋯.png (2.32 MB, 1583x788, 1583:788, ClipboardImage.png)


kek. sounds like me back when I worked in the school. I'd always be at the football area during break time while the other assistants would be too lazy to walk that far.

c02324  No.384784


You are really mean, lad, besides it's not like all Nordics are beautiful.

c02324  No.384785

mum says I am beautiful

753727  No.384786


Im here every day you avatar fag

753727  No.384787


stop avoiding the question Im not mean either

a23a27  No.384788


keek. It's really you.

c02324  No.384789


I look fine, only insecurity I have is my dick.

c87d27  No.384790


>avatar fag

>don't have an avatar


c02324  No.384791

File: 698ba851e6a74bb⋯.png (19.91 KB, 520x501, 520:501, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


why is he so mean, lad? flagless anons should be worshiping us flaglads, not attacking us

753727  No.384792

File: c01b65adc9b4312⋯.png (32.23 KB, 766x758, 383:379, 1463073658293.png)


>I look fine

753727  No.384793


>flagless anons should be worshiping us flaglads,

thats why

c87d27  No.384794


because he's ugly and has to take it out on other people instead of improving himself like you

c02324  No.384795


he didn't even pick up on the joke smh

9dfa73  No.384796

I want to boil my bossman in oil.

c02324  No.384797


did he send you a gif on work social media?

c87d27  No.384798

9dfa73  No.384799


He told myself and a girl off for turning all the belongings on the guy's table who sits between us upside down. We spent about ten seconds doing it and he strolls around the office talking about non work related things.

I will destroy him!!!!



c87d27  No.384800


stupid wagie

c02324  No.384801


>He told myself and a girl off for turning all the belongings on the guy's table who sits between us upside down. We spent about ten seconds doing it and he strolls around the office talking about non work related things.

fuck's sake, you were just doing an office joke smh

you should do something naughty to the bossman's desk

1741f3  No.384802

File: bfb37d831eb250c⋯.jpg (66.44 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, 72457531471357.jpg)

753727  No.384803


you are the one that sites here and cries all do you worthless loser

2907a5  No.384804

File: 3bfcc3c44cca58f⋯.png (217.16 KB, 374x374, 1:1, questions.png)

>see someone who is pretty fit

>they weigh 54kg

>i weigh nearly 70kg

>muscle weighs more than fat

>im skinny

c87d27  No.384805


stop projecting buddy

2907a5  No.384806

File: d2cb3c571f8e10d⋯.png (187.72 KB, 500x340, 25:17, ClipboardImage.png)

Austrian Monks give Up Feeding Poor After Homeless Migrant Violence


Austrian Franciscan monks in Salzburg will cease feeding the poor after a number of violent incidents from foreign migrants.

>The food service for the poor ended officially following an incident on Sunday in which four Romanian migrant beggars started fighting with each other in front of the Franciscan church, with monk Father Oliver also being physically attacked, as well, Kronen Zeitung reports.

>“I was personally attacked, kicked, and hit on the head,” Father Oliver said.

>Churchgoers said they felt threatened by the primarily Romanian gangs of beggars who frequented the churches for food. “I recently accompanied an elderly lady to her car because she was afraid of the beggars,” Brother Bedia, another monk, said.

9dfa73  No.384807


When I leave and I have my exit interview via email I am going to say every bad thing he has done and not only send the response to HR but also to the CEO, not only to get back at bossman, but to also make sure that things are better for the remaining members of my team.

c02324  No.384808


all in the nose

c02324  No.384809


that's good but isn't it risky for future jobs, recommendations and all that

9dfa73  No.384810


No. Legally they can't give a bad reference.

c02324  No.384811


Woah, I had no idea. I bet naughty lads like my bossman would though smh

753727  No.384812




2907a5  No.384813

File: 284b37eefc6af10⋯.png (560.2 KB, 700x700, 1:1, Annie_Leonhart_character_i….png)


its all pure muscles there

c4144e  No.384814

File: a771ef6312a681d⋯.jpeg (67.52 KB, 400x300, 4:3, image.jpeg)


No homo

c4144e  No.384815


Who's that?

Also B

c4144e  No.384816

File: 3fc316f79ae683c⋯.jpeg (61.1 KB, 960x863, 960:863, image.jpeg)


>see someone

>they weigh x amount

How do you know how much someone weighs just by looking at them lad?

c4144e  No.384817

File: 8c27461f02d995c⋯.jpeg (101.71 KB, 750x740, 75:74, image.jpeg)


Hey there chap, how's you?

c02324  No.384818

File: 955ffd97204aed7⋯.png (75.75 KB, 1515x1395, 101:93, ClipboardImage.png)

c4144e  No.384819


She's cute tbh

Who is?

753727  No.384820


all he does is cause fights with people

c02324  No.384821


a raptor

753727  No.384822

File: ad38929a3f7b8c5⋯.jpg (158.22 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1533743382193.jpg)

>tfw day 4 nofap

c4144e  No.384823


Your thinking of Herts

2907a5  No.384824


fitness forums


LOL you fucker. you are so talented at drawing though lol

c4144e  No.384825


Yeah well you'd get that on there. That's why you read those forums though, to get advice from people that know more than yourself

c4144e  No.384826

File: f2bad10da7145b7⋯.jpeg (123.03 KB, 2048x1726, 1024:863, image.jpeg)

>weigh myself for first time in a month

>I've lost some more weight

mummy says I'm looking very /fit/

still need to lose more though, 6 pack not visible still

c02324  No.384827


fuck, I just ate some chocolate without thinking. Oh well tomorrow is a new day

2907a5  No.384828

File: 483f4eaa8824d15⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

didn't know astolfo had a game


The Poster Formerly Known As Binschad soon well done lad

c4144e  No.384829


No fap doesn't effect girls, it's different for them

c02324  No.384830


>sweaty astolfo


c4144e  No.384831

File: 90734f2bf16baf2⋯.jpeg (44.02 KB, 388x445, 388:445, image.jpeg)


Thanks lad, I appreciate the encouragement

63639a  No.384832

File: 9778fcf6801fc69⋯.jpg (32.2 KB, 267x317, 267:317, 9778fcf6801fc69bd1234b4bab….jpg)

753727  No.384833

File: f81ce6b2d07fb08⋯.jpg (71.19 KB, 747x754, 747:754, 1494891874266.jpg)


>tfw accidentally ask someone to buy me chocolate

c4144e  No.384834



You lads need to get on NoChoc

c02324  No.384835

File: 5d887f070bfb189⋯.png (629.38 KB, 772x900, 193:225, ClipboardImage.png)

>no strong gf

c02324  No.384836


how do you do that, lad?


been trying for years

753727  No.384837


I just do it without thinking then when it arrives it would be a waste to not eat it

c02324  No.384838

File: 593f69add64f798⋯.jpg (57.8 KB, 1080x1029, 360:343, 07996705.jpg)


same, somebody has to eat it…

8ed9a1  No.384839

File: d3c938c2df33bc0⋯.png (119.29 KB, 399x400, 399:400, 1510015248866.png)

>at work yesterday

>based blokes who litcherally talk about nothing but football talking at lunch

>one of them shatters expectations by bringing up brexit

>other one responds at some point "I just feel like it's a big step backwards from having a more tolerant, open, borderless world and society"

c02324  No.384840



oh well

2907a5  No.384841

File: 50ff74d8cddb4b6⋯.jpg (26.75 KB, 773x480, 773:480, Honeyview_image.jpg)

9dfa73  No.384842

File: f180565d42fee89⋯.png (135.06 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)

Lads your socks are so comfy. I've been wearing a pair of men's socks all day and they are so cosy and bouncy.

753727  No.384843

File: 1a525198a94d339⋯.png (168.95 KB, 737x758, 737:758, 1503019914207.png)


>tfw family keeps buying stuff because "We dont decide what to buy based on you"

>they know Im the only one that eats the stuff they buy

they are trying to keep me fat

c02324  No.384844




wait… all this time I thought frustrated fatty was The Poster Formerly Known As Bins….

753727  No.384845


fuck off that is not real, thats literally something youd read from a pro eu ngo

2907a5  No.384846


tights are far more comfy

753727  No.384847


Im just skinny fat, I need to start using a flag tbh cause cunts keep thinking Im a newfag and confusing me with other people

2907a5  No.384848

a girl once told me

8ed9a1  No.384849


what are womyn's socks like? hard and gritty?


i know that feel lad


im paraphrasing but he really did say that

9dfa73  No.384850


It was a chivalrous act.


I was going to wear tights today but they got a hole in the toe. I had to use some leggings I had and borrow the prince's socks.

2907a5  No.384851


What flag ya want? Do any of the current ones fit ya lad?

c02324  No.384852


>that time this gayboi wanted us to masturbate to his gay legs

8ed9a1  No.384853

File: c85e77c84b409cf⋯.jpg (41.99 KB, 540x470, 54:47, tumblr_pi0n63LW7o1snk0km_5….jpg)

2907a5  No.384854

File: 0c386ee0e82bc11⋯.png (278.9 KB, 600x400, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

c02324  No.384855

lad we have the gayleg pics

c02324  No.384856

>that video where Westie ripped his tights to reveal his bare bum

c4144e  No.384857

File: aeee8b1777fa46c⋯.png (51.31 KB, 474x663, 158:221, image.png)


Sounds like he was joking to me, lol

That, or he's just parroting what his missus says, because he doesn't actually follow politics due to his low IQ

9dfa73  No.384858


Tights are far more comfy.

8ed9a1  No.384859


no, lad, both of them were agreeing with each other and making fun of old leavers and doing impressions of them. he was 100% serious

c4144e  No.384860

File: bb75656c29b8e38⋯.png (43.83 KB, 633x758, 633:758, image.png)


d-do you have it?

c4144e  No.384861


What a pair of fucking idiots

314ecd  No.384862

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


We'll be playing Sauerbraten http://sauerbraten.org/ and using the d*sc*rd to organize which server we'll be on (or at least I will and everyone else can just listen in)

c02324  No.384863


yeah but I won't post it without permission

c4144e  No.384864

File: 9167575359e7fb0⋯.jpeg (121.19 KB, 845x555, 169:111, image.jpeg)

Is there a Mrs The Poster Formerly Known As Bins out there, crying herself to sleep because she hasn't met me yet?

9dfa73  No.384865


I think Mrs The Poster Formerly Known As Bins is preparing to drive a van.

c4144e  No.384866

File: 27a686ba816c57a⋯.jpeg (13.27 KB, 219x230, 219:230, image.jpeg)


You have my permission to post it, lad

8ed9a1  No.384867

File: 7388eb42a5410b8⋯.jpg (61.05 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1470016403433.jpg)


tbh, i think it's just that theyre brainwashed normies

it's sad because they seemed decent otherwise but sadder because it reveals how bad things really are when even the blokes are promoting 'open tolerant societies'

c4144e  No.384868



53f813  No.384869

File: 92d410c4f8938a2⋯.jpg (88.33 KB, 740x934, 370:467, Jewess 756.jpg)

c4144e  No.384870


I doubt they even know what it means. It sounds nice. They don't realise it's actually population replacement, trans agenda, and state enforced homosexuality

f254c2  No.384871


probably getting used as a disposable cumrag like the other 99% of women that aren't tumblr landwhales

c4144e  No.384872


She looks a bit weird there ngl

c02324  No.384873


I wear the pants in this relationship smh



8ed9a1  No.384874


it's an entirely different world for them tbh

c4144e  No.384875

File: bd80dae96e4de8e⋯.jpeg (85.83 KB, 598x687, 598:687, image.jpeg)


i-is this true?

8ed9a1  No.384876

File: 6d15c7f1cbe1a33⋯.png (55.96 KB, 148x141, 148:141, 5ccf6b356be79e72c6c35e4718….png)

oh also i had a dream about ..her….last night

why would my brain do this to me i'm supposed to not like her anymore

c4144e  No.384877


You have to red pill them. Your only need to start with something small, once they start doubting the official narrative the effects will snow ball

c4144e  No.384878


Mate me too. I dunno if it's the time of year or something. But my evil ex has been callously appearing in my dreams again, the fucking bitch

c02324  No.384879

File: b9166643bdf2582⋯.png (81.11 KB, 1650x1126, 825:563, ClipboardImage.png)



8ed9a1  No.384880

File: 90fd9f1e819980f⋯.png (638.57 KB, 662x715, 662:715, fda2fa83450d070db02b338f30….png)


i'd like to but i've sort of made a promise to myself not to talk politics in public/to normies for obvious reasons

but maybe ill do something small if something comes up in their conversation but they really do just talk about football all the time so


i took a good look at the full moon with binoculars before going to bed so maybe i just absorbed too much feminine energy or something


lad….you've drawn the other pages haven't you?

53f813  No.384881

File: 9b374d9dd7f4947⋯.jpg (8.06 KB, 220x303, 220:303, Jewess 536.jpg)

c4144e  No.384882

File: 5e40afe35734634⋯.gif (13.47 KB, 633x758, 633:758, image.gif)


Neo's fetish is happening to you lad

dont pretend you don't know

c02324  No.384883


Don't know what?


>lad….you've drawn the other pages haven't you?

keek. No. I just know the original

8ed9a1  No.384884


>neo's fetish


lad, you have some explaining to do

c4144e  No.384885


What's the easiest thing to red pill people on, so they start seeing the mainstream as lying?

c02324  No.384886


Neo is into transformation in general

c4144e  No.384887


It was 22st himself that told me Neo's fetsihish, so I know he knows, even though he pretends he doesn't the sneaky liar


8ed9a1  No.384888


well for me one of the most obvious is things like drumpf backpedaling totally and doing what every president did before, and May bombing syria without a parliamentary vote because that really gets one's noggin joggin'

f254c2  No.384889

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, fab8ea1b61164a32a18f8be184….png)


>having oneeetus

my loony ex from when I was a boomer teen that works the gas station is always all happy to see me when I need some fermented dinosaur juice. idk why, if it's just the nostalgia of seeing somebody you used to know years later (I feel that too) or if she's in some severe drought of not being able to find a man her type and thinks I'm qt or smth. idk but I wouldn't her if she was the last thot left on earth, not after she's had other dude's dicks in her holes over the years since then


first erotic material I ever saw was breast expansion videos on youtube when I was 11. I was watching some Halo 3 videos or something and the related videos eventually led me to breast expansion vids

the girls would take some weird diet pills or something, there was always some half-assed story that was pretty funny and then she'd be like "OH NOOOO" and they'd inflate balloons in her bra to make her tits appear the size of watermelons or larger

2907a5  No.384890

File: f7969c9414e6335⋯.png (425.19 KB, 585x955, 117:191, El-black-male.png)

A lone spider was in my bath all day yesterday and today, looked it up and apparently spiders can't climb out of baths. Felt sorry for the fella and let him out of the window. Hopefully he finds somewhere to live. I just figured he was chilling there but he was actually stuck.

8ed9a1  No.384891

File: 953a18e67fbf062⋯.png (264.75 KB, 1014x800, 507:400, 56178438_p18.png)



neo is into transformation sure i think we knew that..but..horses?


smh lad the very night before i was saying to someone else how i didn't fancy her anymore because she's too loud and i don't, but apparently i do

>tfw your cute asian friend from high school still works at the opticians and was very nice to you when you last went in

8ed9a1  No.384892

dindins tbh, it's burgers

314ecd  No.384893

might actually start at 7 tbh

who is actually interested?

8ed9a1  No.384894


you are so pure

c4144e  No.384895


Tbh those are both a bit too esoteric, most people don't follow politics closely enough to even know those things. I would have thought red pilling them on The Religion Of Peace would be easier

c02324  No.384896


>neo is into transformation sure i think we knew that..but..horses?


53f813  No.384897

File: 5cfebcf93b502b6⋯.png (47.5 KB, 1002x620, 501:310, 22sted.PNG)

>kindly dwarfs take me in for the night

>wake up before everyone else

>hungry so I eat some turnips

>my loud munching wakes everybody up


9dfa73  No.384898


c02324  No.384899

File: b639f7847cd4ea7⋯.mp4 (5.13 MB, 360x640, 9:16, b639f7847cd4ea776e6d92a94f….mp4)


c4144e  No.384900

File: 1caafd879452c68⋯.png (104.01 KB, 527x1024, 527:1024, image.png)


Yeah so?

c02324  No.384901


they know you'd be pooing into it

9dfa73  No.384902



I just want to make my own compost at home using the kitchen waste.

c4144e  No.384903


I was waiting for a joke, and there was no joke

It was just globo homo propaganda

c4144e  No.384904


That's not hard to do tbh

What method do you think you'll use?

f254c2  No.384905



asians are so fucking easy, just existing as a white man makes them thirst. part of the reason why I find them unnattractive, they're so desperate

like at that job I had with all the spiccs there was this one gook chick that wore SOOO much perfume, could smell it from 10 feet away and it'd leave a 50 foot trail. she'd find excuses to walk in front of me and strut her ass, I ignored her and flirted with spiccs instead

and one time when I went to the orthodontist some gook chick my age sat down right next to me (think she was bringing her little brother there or smth) when there were tons of seats open. I didn't speak to her or anything, she just saw my face and instantly wanted me. white women are not like that at all




c4144e  No.384906


lass, are all the females you know being used as disposable cum rags for chads?

314ecd  No.384907


can't understand it tbh


just get some pallets and make a box and chuck stuff in it tbh

c4144e  No.384908

File: 07b1e435b8d691a⋯.jpeg (30.91 KB, 300x227, 300:227, image.jpeg)



I think Kay would enjoy maintains a wormery style composter tbh

9dfa73  No.384909


I really don't know too much about it. Just bung in the waste like vegetable peel, fruit skins etc. and get some compost mix. I think that's how you do it.


Not that I know of. The girls I know are mostly in stable relationships and have been for a number of years. They don't seem particularly 'chad' tbh.


It's not so much the 'storage' of the composter that is the issue. It's the fact that mummy and daddy don't want one in the garden even though it can create some very good stuff and is good for the environment.


I used to do the wormery job at first school tbh. Very smelly but very rewarding.

c4144e  No.384910


>can't understand it

There was no joke, no humour at all,it was just a propaganda piece about how stupid white men don't really need guns and are racists if they do, and they're all cowards

c02324  No.384911


>It's not so much the 'storage' of the composter that is the issue. It's the fact that mummy and daddy don't want one in the garden even though it can create some very good stuff and is good for the environment.

Keep it in your room, it's not like it can get messier




it was hilarious

c4144e  No.384912


>smelly but rewarding

All composting is a bit smelly tbh. The stuff has to decompose

c4144e  No.384913


Lad, there was no joke. Stop pretend you found it funny

c02324  No.384914


stuff don't have to be jokes to be hilarious, the fact that they play it straight is what is funny

8ed9a1  No.384915


are they? im pretty sure theresa bombing was headline stuff


maybe this is true


what kind of garden doesn't have a compost bin tbh

218759  No.384916

File: 8004a110a04033d⋯.png (27.22 KB, 541x334, 541:334, ClipboardImage.png)

what the fuck is this shit? why are they making me decipher hieroglyphics to post here? when I pressed enter it even said it was wrong kek

had to press enter about 4 times before I got a captcha that wasn't random unknowable symbols

c4144e  No.384917


What's the joke?

314ecd  No.384918

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)

well I'm in Sauerbraten on FFA Infinite MG, there's no other players so we can practice a bit

if anyone will join

c02324  No.384919




that looks right to me..

218759  No.384920


this almost seems like a sam hyde sketch

8ed9a1  No.384921


think i will in a bit lad i need to get me pudding first xoxo

f254c2  No.384922


sign up for 8chan Plus™ and you'll never have to do a captcha again

314ecd  No.384923


based and fastpilled

hope westie turns up, but he's not in the Bongo Bongo Land is he smh

218759  No.384924


Extremely based


Which is exactly what you should do. Your poo is valuable, don't just flush it down the toilet and give it straight to (((them))). Keep it, store it, use it grow crops.



c02324  No.384925


>Which is exactly what you should do. Your poo is valuable, don't just flush it down the toilet and give it straight to (((them))). Keep it, store it, use it grow crops.

I know, Kay is retarded for not using her poos for the greater good.

c4144e  No.384926

File: d3ce0bcca4f65d4⋯.jpeg (19.37 KB, 226x223, 226:223, image.jpeg)


It would only be funny if they were mocking how asinine they were being, in acting out a typical liberal talking point

c4144e  No.384927


>bombing headline

I don't even remember it tbh

c02324  No.384928


I give up, lad. We can't really be friends when we can't laugh at the same things

8ed9a1  No.384929

753727  No.384930

File: b8feadcdbd01b81⋯.jpg (116.25 KB, 1200x1145, 240:229, b8feadcdbd01b811cc8b6d0a8b….jpg)

we are all gonna make it lads

314ecd  No.384931


Have to find another server lmao, the admin came on and banned me for "running around too much" (and also beating him)

8ed9a1  No.384932

lew join the Bongo Bongo Land ya mong

c02324  No.384933

File: 11a7e699ed402d6⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)



>he will never scratch your soft sensitive cheek with his beard

753727  No.384934


are you a virgin lad

314ecd  No.384935

kicked/banned again lmao

c02324  No.384936


Yeah why do you ask, lad?

314ecd  No.384937

on HB Testing

218759  No.384938

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

753727  No.384939


just wondering, how are you gonna make it

753727  No.384940


stop taking to yourself

c02324  No.384941

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)


I will get a gf

2907a5  No.384942


i dunno how

753727  No.384943


are you even trying to

c02324  No.384944


yeah I did 30 push ups yesterday

c02324  No.384945

File: 1fe87dff97c2cff⋯.png (177.92 KB, 1024x697, 1024:697, 1fe87dff97c2cff0d783942172….png)

I guess I am not really trying. fuck

f254c2  No.384946




can't get a gf unless you're /fit/, attraction is 99% physical/sexual. looksmaxxing is #1 priority for self-improvement, social status is determined by aesthetics

314ecd  No.384947

Where'd you go westie? missed some 1337 hacker changing the map into water

trying to host a private one rn but might be best to just join insta ctf

8ed9a1  No.384948


pm me and i'll invite you

c02324  No.384949


Don't reply to me

2907a5  No.384950

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


game was really fast and made me dizzy and i had to lie down

753727  No.384951

File: 87c7cabcb561ae5⋯.jpg (8.22 KB, 209x241, 209:241, 1502126667358.jpg)

>accidentally ate another family pack of maltesers

f254c2  No.384952


lad I'm not trying to make anybody feel bad, I'm telling the truth. if you become golden one mode and wear a tight shirt you'd have lasses salivating

2907a5  No.384953


Lew#6380 is my dicksword

314ecd  No.384954


it takes some getting used to

9dfa73  No.384955


Become lanky and grow your hair long and then some autistic girl will send you an email at work and ten months later she'll be wearing your socks. Trust me!

753727  No.384956

File: 3b107b9d680ddb3⋯.jpg (52.94 KB, 434x428, 217:214, 1456276162962.jpg)

>that gunk that builds up behind your ears when you dont wash

c02324  No.384957


can't grow taller


no thanks


it builds up everywhere, lad

c02324  No.384958

Kay already saw a pic of me and called me a handsome hunk tbh, Daftie too.

9dfa73  No.384959


They had to ban you off Tinder I heard. None of the other lads were getting a chance with the slags.

8ed9a1  No.384960


why haven't I got any emails from autistic gfs yet?

c02324  No.384961


you don't want her to answer that, lad

2907a5  No.384962


Because you work with a bunch of sweaty polish lads

218759  No.384963


have never known this feel because I wash once or twice every day like a proper human

9dfa73  No.384964


Give me your email and I can fix you up with the Welsh lass at work. She can drive now. You can take turns behind the wheel.

8ed9a1  No.384965


ackshually all the poles are women

c02324  No.384966


that ruins the hair and skin lad


once I get past 30 I'll consider foreigners

d22582  No.384967

women are notorious clothes thieves

d22582  No.384968


based NA

c02324  No.384969

File: 5c8f334ee53a5b7⋯.png (546.23 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, bf9db22b16f4c3b0a30252a0eb….png)

I'm not actually Welsh, remember

9dfa73  No.384970


Are you sure? She smells like beef remember. You like beef.

c02324  No.384971


yeah I like beefs and vaginas, but of the local variety

2907a5  No.384972

File: d095f6033e4af75⋯.png (1.13 MB, 662x900, 331:450, ClipboardImage.png)

NZ Government To Broadcast “There Is No God But Allah” This Friday


>It’s been nearly a week since the news of terrorism and death swept through the country. The nation has mourned and our Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, stepped up as a symbol of national unity and healing. She received praise from across the political spectrum, including from me, and rightly so.

>As to the contempt with which she has treated licensed firearms owners since, the Orwellian suppression of websites, and the reports that some have been arrested for their speech or sharing disturbing material related to the shooting (facing worse jail time than most murderers), I must condemn the way she has decided to move forward since.

>There have been two announcements for remembrance on Friday, one of which I support and the other which I strongly denounce.Two minutes of silence will be held for victims of the shooting and I am glad to hear it. I am unsure why two minutes was selected over one, as “a minute’s silence” or “moment of silence” is universally used to mourn victims killed in a tragedy.



one still has my favourite scarf

a23a27  No.384973


It's cute. Makes you feel like a big strong grug who sees his gruglina wearing the skins he hunted for her.

d22582  No.384974


it's cute when she's actually wearing it but when she's talking about ""her"" jumpers (my jumpers) you do start to think she has bad intentions smh

f254c2  No.384975

have a brilliant idea for a snack, my frens. mini toast sandwiches with almond butter and raspberry jam. basically little cubic inch sized nut butter/jam sandwiches

I need something in my stomach 'cause it feels weird from taking too many vitamins at once earlier

c02324  No.384976

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

kid looks like a cripple in that dress wew

c02324  No.384977


ripping nasty farts in them I bet

d22582  No.384978

but then again she used to sleep with one of my jumpers wrapped around her pillow

f254c2  No.384979

eh it wasn't as good as I suspected, the jam is too sweet and tart and the toasts are too crouton-like to complement everything

the mini toasts are better for cheeses or something than mini LARP sandwiches

c02324  No.384980


what does she do if you don't lower the toilet seat?

218759  No.384981


I have spiky hair that grows upwards like bamboo so I'm not too fussed about ruining it tbh

8ed9a1  No.384982


they'll never admit to it but they love the smell of men they're attracted to, it drives them nuts

d22582  No.384983


I just pee with the seat down

f254c2  No.384984


I close the actual lid on the toilet when I'm done so when you flush it doesn't spritz piss/shit particles all over every surface in and around the bathroom

c02324  No.384985



753727  No.384986

File: 1ef610b9d3fb158⋯.png (66.91 KB, 658x588, 47:42, 1480629519166.png)


>that baby

218759  No.384987


same, but I just do it because I don't like touching the seat

8ed9a1  No.384988

File: 16f6ff13a1185e8⋯.jpg (131.43 KB, 634x650, 317:325, 16f6ff13a1185e8cdafc5e378f….jpg)

>not pissing directly onto the toilet paper roll

218759  No.384989

File: f3fcb0f42f4ef07⋯.png (447.17 KB, 931x627, 49:33, next poster is jeb!.png)

c02324  No.384990

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

753727  No.384991

File: ca8b6ae251c56d0⋯.jpg (86.05 KB, 899x1080, 899:1080, oh no.jpg)


c02324  No.384992

File: 83e5cdb32b7390e⋯.mp4 (896.25 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Good little moose.mp4)

8ed9a1  No.384993


phwoar those are some milkers

c02324  No.384994

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c02324  No.384995

9dfa73  No.384996


>have a pair of his socks I wore for 12 hours today

>they still smell like him

753727  No.384997

File: 59eae62608fa6da⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1025x775, 41:31, 57686ut.png)


would be scared of having children incase they turn into an absolute STATE just like me tbqh

d22582  No.384998


She has actually said that she loves how I smell, I don't see it but that does explain it I suppose

c02324  No.384999

File: 1e7be44a68017e5⋯.png (11.46 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1e7be44a68017e50b91584ec00….png)

c02324  No.385000


hate this retarded memi

753727  No.385001

File: 84ccbc3e60ded60⋯.jpg (238.48 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, asian woes.jpg)

f254c2  No.385002

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




I'm more scared of watching them be more successful than me (because I'd be better than my terrible parents), feeling envious and wanting to die

753727  No.385003

File: 1277a7f8c48b4b8⋯.jpg (84.65 KB, 453x439, 453:439, 1506447497442.jpg)

>hes taking about his gf again

>(((she))) is talking about here bf again

9dfa73  No.385004

File: 452827c4d644725⋯.gif (88.38 KB, 457x402, 457:402, 1544988705165.gif)


>that giant twin in the background

c02324  No.385005


oh nooooo why would people do that

just get a gf, lad

753727  No.385006


youre a literal virgin, stop defending people who blogpost about the same shit every day

f254c2  No.385007


plot twist: imperium is the prince and kay is a taig

c02324  No.385008


keeek didn't even notice it. How many babies could you take in a fight?


No, I like the golden rule, I like to blogpost

c02324  No.385009

really don't get the seething meme, what is the point

c52fb1  No.385010


woes hair thinning fast

2907a5  No.385011

File: 47b3700c8b5a531⋯.jpg (73.48 KB, 1024x922, 512:461, D2CrewcWwAA4QwI.jpg)


at last i truly see

9dfa73  No.385012


Would you rather fight 22st baby sized 22sts or one 22st sized baby?

753727  No.385013


better than mine and hes twice my age

c02324  No.385014


>she fucked up


22st sized baby I guess. Would feel horrible beating up my baby self

9dfa73  No.385015


The sheer terror of 22 mini 22sts made me mess up my post. Imagine when they spot a man with a sizeable bulge. He'd be nibbled to death.

d22582  No.385016

c02324  No.385017


fuck's sake

5c4e27  No.385018

My weight lifting is going great. Lasses keep commenting on my bum even though my squat is shit. Dumb bitches don't now anything.

My wholesale delivery came today. I'll start selling on the 6th of April. That way I can keep better records for the tax year. Getting my teeth done as well. Going to cost a lot. I expect the police to arrest me in the next year though.

They are staggering the arrests to make it seem like there is an endemic right wing "terror" problem.

Also, a super fat kunt of about 33st got in the lift at work with a che guevara shirt on. Ironic.

Anyway, hope you lads are doing well.


9dfa73  No.385019

File: 06269a7bab429c3⋯.png (752.37 KB, 697x697, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

753727  No.385020


>I expect the police to arrest me in the next year though.


2907a5  No.385021

File: 48093f48f257aac⋯.jpg (19.18 KB, 350x350, 1:1, 1550256716877.jpg)


Alri lad, hows the CITADEL coming along?

314ecd  No.385022


best of luck lad

c02324  No.385023

>22 baby 22sts

753727  No.385024


what went wrong

c02324  No.385025

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

Man bringing tears to my eyes going through this folder, mummy and daddy being so happy and wholesome

753727  No.385026


make them happy and get a gf and have children

c02324  No.385027

File: 74c03b4683b1c57⋯.png (2.19 MB, 1428x1092, 17:13, ClipboardImage.png)


2907a5  No.385028

File: e42d234e6cfa28b⋯.jpg (425.17 KB, 667x998, 667:998, 1552558358159.jpg)

c02324  No.385029

File: 6db4d2eb2d2ad7a⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1492x1060, 373:265, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7a2ee6ade2f091f⋯.png (2.99 MB, 1767x1488, 19:16, ClipboardImage.png)


tbh. wholesome gang

9dfa73  No.385030

File: a84de00a3f32973⋯.png (877.97 KB, 1795x1795, 1:1, 1549747788259.png)


>got to see the special pictures of mummy and nobody else did

c02324  No.385031

File: 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB, 504x379, 504:379, punch.png)


Because I thought you could keep a secret

f254c2  No.385032

must be nice not to hate your parents more than anything in the world

862de4  No.385033

File: 2c59f9067772c69⋯.png (39.84 KB, 1131x1035, 377:345, image.png)


Lad, I don't think you should be posting family photos tbh

9dfa73  No.385034

File: b6af3788e0855a2⋯.png (44.1 KB, 358x375, 358:375, 22st straight and touchy.png)


It's okay. I understand your family dynamic.

862de4  No.385035


Good job you have me

c02324  No.385036


don't worry that's incredibly rare


keek, i-ironically


tbh you have even more secret pics

862de4  No.385037

File: 08d476cde984a8d⋯.png (993.72 KB, 1536x1024, 3:2, image.png)


Yeah, the stuff you wouldn't even show Poo Kay. I did try to warn you about her…

I'm the good one, I'm the one you can trust

c02324  No.385038

File: 6105249aedd7839⋯.png (62.35 KB, 275x270, 55:54, ClipboardImage.png)

Lew's… evolving

c02324  No.385039


Daddy The Poster Formerly Known As Bins!

862de4  No.385040


You're safe with me

9dfa73  No.385041


Nice lip tickler. >>385029

d22582  No.385042

File: 48f88b62534af14⋯.jpg (15.45 KB, 233x303, 233:303, 48f88b62534af14ec029758bf7….jpg)

c02324  No.385043


It did scratch tbh

c87d27  No.385044

>2 pints confidence

holy fuck life is so fucking good

9dfa73  No.385045



Do some karaoke and post the video here

c87d27  No.385046


hey bud im great

how are you?


no thanks but i am going to sing in church on sunday and praise God! :]

f254c2  No.385047


what happened to hating alcohol? alcohol is fine in moderation- fine to have a drink with dinner, fine to get drunk with friends on the weekend. just don't become an alcoholic, not hard

c87d27  No.385048

>bored all week

>now i am super busy


2907a5  No.385049

File: 9d69bce0636c682⋯.jpg (93.3 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, DrLhC5QUUAAncBw.jpg)

>guy feels his country is being taken over by muslims

>goes on a mad shooting spree out of desperation

>to reassure people this isnt happening the government broadcasts that allah is the one true god, the prime minister dons muslim clothing, and police also dress in muslim garb to show sympathy

>websites that allow you to discuss politics freely are banned and several books are banned including jordan petersons shitty self help book even

can the NZ government hire me as a consultant because i will deradicalise the place in a week if they give me power, these people are so incompetent

2907a5  No.385050

File: e4c46eb84399e77⋯.jpg (111.01 KB, 635x390, 127:78, detail.771e7a3e.jpg)

314ecd  No.385051


made the same offer to prevent tbh

they aren't interested in solving problems, just in maintaining their own power

c87d27  No.385052



c02324  No.385053


well he was a nazi, you should do the opposite of what nazis want

2907a5  No.385054

File: 592c3008e59d16a⋯.jpg (64.77 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, D2NVuJwVAAA_qBt.jpg)


They're only proving his point and creating 100 more people like him tbh.

218759  No.385055


Are you trying to imply deradicalisation is the goal?

Lad that's as blue a pill as they come. Radicalisation is the aim of (((these folks))). So long as they control the narrative and manufacture outrage, their dictation goes through unhindered.

d22582  No.385056

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


314ecd  No.385057

File: 81b5774e9e8e9c9⋯.png (725.97 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, autistic taxi pepe.png)


This bloke would take me to a pub for a pint occasionally, they said they never did but i kind of wish they wore a wire while I was talking because I would btfo their arguments and make EPIC WINS and sometimes do it quite loud while other people listened in

c87d27  No.385058




d22582  No.385059




c87d27  No.385060


maybe they were just like you

wanted someone to talk to

just wanted a friend…

753727  No.385061

File: 214d29a93e12623⋯.jpg (218.32 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Agent lowles.jpg)


HNH probably has a database of you reeing at their agent in a pub

c02324  No.385062

I'm so drunk, lads

c87d27  No.385063


cool! lets get drunk together



they are the best

d22582  No.385064


>they are the best

they really are

c02324  No.385065

Is he just pretending to be drunk? I don't know

c87d27  No.385066


who? me? i'm not drunk


maybe i should go to taigland this year but i was going to go to belgium to visit my dads friend hmmmm

maybe i could go after

314ecd  No.385067

File: cb3ca73a3427004⋯.png (12.78 KB, 400x600, 2:3, gchqt.png)



c87d27  No.385068


dont let your memes be dreams

a23a27  No.385069


If they were serious about stopping the radicalisation, they only have to do three things.

1. stop mass immigration.

2. deport all of the serious problem cases who should not be in the country. Known members of terrorist groups, convicted criminals, benefits sponges.

3. don't give the remaining people any special treatment, or free passes when it comes to enforcing the law.

99% of radicals get bored over night. Most of the LARPing about ethnostates and 100% racial purity just goes away, and people go back to their bread and circuses.

2907a5  No.385070

File: c3bcc7bafc80ee8⋯.png (80.41 KB, 540x354, 90:59, D1dgGypU0AElL7M.png)

>dorset is a posho who flits around europe

smh jelly

314ecd  No.385071


2907a5  No.385072


Is belgium any good? Seems like everyone goes to netherlands instead

c87d27  No.385073


no im not

its not expensive

considering its once a year

£300 max

314ecd  No.385074

belgium is a fake country and doesn't exist

c87d27  No.385075


my mum offered to take me to netherlands too keek cos shes going with friends

asked me today and i said why not

travelling isn't expensive, staying in booj hotels is

c87d27  No.385076





d22582  No.385077

as nice as taig lasses are, the union is more important, so make sure your taig lass becomes pro british

okay thank you

c87d27  No.385078



c4144e  No.385079


Who couldn't trust this charming smiling face?

d22582  No.385080


cringe and fenianpilled

c87d27  No.385081


take the taigpill

fuck anglos

c87d27  No.385082

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

d22582  No.385083


I fuck a taig

57865a  No.385084

File: 778cf0b084b23d0⋯.mp4 (841.19 KB, 720x406, 360:203, ED6mxigWF_bzOPQj.mp4)

> no gf

c87d27  No.385085


can i watch?

c02324  No.385086


11 seconds of anticipation and no fart

c4144e  No.385087


>you should do the opposite of what nazis want

Wait, this is what we're supposed to be doing????

c87d27  No.385088


lad wtf…

a23a27  No.385089


Nier Automata was a good game.

c02324  No.385090


shut up dummy

c4144e  No.385091

File: 6ee0c3dbbdd56d8⋯.png (34.3 KB, 1422x922, 711:461, image.png)


Haha I was just kidding

c02324  No.385092

File: ce3b82e065df854⋯.png (42.82 KB, 1424x574, 712:287, 79c4eddfbf3d9afe73a08ec4f7….png)

c87d27  No.385093

almost friday!!

8ed9a1  No.385094


god i remember that guys videos, i missed him when he got taken down

good laff despite how naughty it is tbh


>top left, 2nd pic

>looks almost exactly like my sister

753727  No.385095

have you lads every been in a serious fight before

8ed9a1  No.385096


keeeeeeek i love this image

c4144e  No.385097

File: bb75656c29b8e38⋯.png (43.83 KB, 633x758, 633:758, image.png)


That pasta looks deliciously thicc

57865a  No.385098

Is there any medicine autistic ppl can take to help them integrate into society better?

753727  No.385099

File: fe75fe835b8077f⋯.png (949.62 KB, 1280x673, 1280:673, catty rae jepson.png)


d22582  No.385100

8ed9a1  No.385101

File: d969cc2e04cc1c9⋯.png (9.94 MB, 2400x1602, 400:267, ClipboardImage.png)

i want to start going to a pub tbh but there are so many in my town im spoilt for choice

how do i choose a good one when i don't have any friends that go to any and dont know anything about any of them apart from the ones that mummy and daddy used to take us to for sunday lunch

a23a27  No.385102


Have you tried CBD? Hard to put into words, but it feels like it lowers the barriers in a subtle way.

c02324  No.385103

File: 21ac3beea0f29ce⋯.png (12.69 KB, 411x374, 411:374, 21ac3beea0f29ce1ee715ca11a….png)


just like you


post how your sister looks today lad

753727  No.385104

File: dbfca4faf701131⋯.jpg (112.74 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1456320087394.jpg)


dont even know how pubs work tbh, wouldnt even know what to say when I go in

c4144e  No.385105


That guy has really really good pee control tbh. I rarely get a good strong flow like that, and he gets it to go for miles too. Bit jelly

d22582  No.385106


"pint of bitter please"

when prompted to select one just pick the first one they say

c4144e  No.385107

File: 53c12b4e8f6a55e⋯.png (132.25 KB, 1148x1137, 1148:1137, image.png)


I'm trying to get less thicc tbh…

c4144e  No.385108

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no glue gobbling gf

a23a27  No.385109


I'm the same, lid. Do people actually know the difference between all of those varieties of brown piss, or do they just pretend to? If I ask for "a beer" will people think I'm an idiot? Don't really like alcohol anyway.

c87d27  No.385110


fair enough…


dont do this

choose scrumpy, preferably old rosie


go on friday/saturday when theres a band, or just hang out friday saturday usually loads of people there, sooner or later you'll get to know people

c02324  No.385111

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this is how my dick works


s-said 2019 was the year I get fit and get a gf

>not lost any weight yet


d22582  No.385112


>choose scrumpy

not everyone lives in wurzel town

c87d27  No.385113


its an acquired taste, yes they do know the difference

and yes, if you ask for a beer you will be seen as a moron

c02324  No.385114

oh well work time

753727  No.385115

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the fuck is bitter, what if he says "which kind" what if the pub doesnt have bitter, or what if they dont call it that

c87d27  No.385116


that's their problem not mine

57865a  No.385117


Never tried it. Did some cannabis at university but it didn't do much for me.

8ed9a1  No.385118


she looks like that except as a 25 year old


tbh, i dont really like alchohol but i did try a gin and tonic recently and i liked it so maybe i could ask for that

fuck knows where i'd sit though on my lonesome, that'd be a total faux pas right



thing is i already go into town and do stuff on friday but saturday might be an idea, so long as i can find someone to go with

c87d27  No.385119


bitter refers to a type of ale

all pubs sell bitter

what alcohol do you like?

57865a  No.385120


youre probably best off buying some beer in a can at the supermarket to work out which kind you like so you know which to ask for

753727  No.385121


I dont drink, I have no reason to, seems like a waste of money, Ive drank 3 times and it was always whiskey and coke

c87d27  No.385122


its fine to go on your own

753727  No.385123

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not old enough to buy alcohol in shops yet, dont have any friends who go to pub anyway tbqh, seems like a normie thing

c87d27  No.385124


just dont drink too much

£10-12 is all i need

a23a27  No.385125


Never going to a pub, tbh.

c87d27  No.385126

>hes underage

ban please

c87d27  No.385127


come with me

we'll have a good time

753727  No.385128


under 21 isnt underage you boomer

c87d27  No.385129


you can buy alcohol at 18 you muppet

c87d27  No.385130

oh youre scottish, is it different?

753727  No.385131

File: af5cc86c439668e⋯.gif (509.86 KB, 700x827, 700:827, 1503410976616.gif)

>go to sleep

>wake up the next day


753727  No.385132


not in the shops you cant, only in pubs, you need to be 21 in shops

a23a27  No.385133


Might not be much good for you then. I suspect most of my issues are more anxiety induced than outright autism, anyway. You could just study psychology until you think you understand people, but that might turn you into a psychopath. I know a guy like that, and he's unsettling.

8ed9a1  No.385134


get someone to buy it for you, thats not illegal if youre over 16 or 18 or something

c87d27  No.385135


ah ye they have weird laws in scotland

like you cant tell people that getting a double is cheaper than getting 2 singles

c87d27  No.385136


you can end it yourself :]

a23a27  No.385137


Nooo. The the chain smoking women, and old farmers with sideburns will cackle at me.

c87d27  No.385138


>old farmers with sideburns


753727  No.385139

I just order alcohol off amazon when I know an older family member is in so they can sign for it but not know Im buying alcohol

c87d27  No.385140


a23a27  No.385141


>ere, oo's this plumpy chumbles ramblin into are pub, Ron?

>let's ave Deano work 'im over, than we'll ang 'im from the rafters. wahahah!

I know what goes on in these places.

d22582  No.385142


get out yank

d22582  No.385143

I've bought bucky under the age of 21 in jockland before

that can't be right

f254c2  No.385144

>tfw 22 but still only alcohol I bought was piss beer at a concert


it makes me think he has yellow gatorade in a squeeze bottle or something

314ecd  No.385145

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are you ready for some



753727  No.385146


why are indians so retarded

314ecd  No.385147

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This isn't an example of them being retarded, but loyal.


a23a27  No.385148


Looks enjoyable. Who are the baste Sikhs fighting?

314ecd  No.385149


Pashtun Afghanistanis

753727  No.385150


nah fuck them, they hate us but emulate us and are obsessed with "WHITE WIMMIN" fuck them

314ecd  No.385151

File: 9dd4366b2fb31fc⋯.png (184.57 KB, 508x524, 127:131, smh.png)

>another spic-tier retard who can't differentiate between the mass and the valorous individuals

>another mongoloid who is reduced to base racial hatred with no capacity for admiration or learning from other cultures

753727  No.385152


shame you are acting like a civic tbqh, weve had a good rapport up until now, just shows you have no real conviction, typical NA cunt, indians OVERWHELMINGLY hate us, also the empire over their did nothing but enrich the (((east india trading company)))

314ecd  No.385153

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>it's a hyperbole episode again

753727  No.385154



d22582  No.385155

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a23a27  No.385156


They've got a right to dislike us. The important part is you don't get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness, or feel like you have to let them all come and live next door.

753727  No.385157


they hate us but lust after our women and come here invited by the traitors in our govt to pillage our wares

a23a27  No.385158


Right. The traitors are the problem.

753727  No.385159


pakis and indians are still the problem tbh

d22582  No.385160


a23a27  No.385161


Not really. They're another group, looking out for their own interests, which is all you can really expect from anyone. The problem is that our own defense mechanisms have failed.

314ecd  No.385162

File: 4b999df5ab82fbf⋯.png (150.28 KB, 659x609, 659:609, pajeet.png)

You can hate and want invading wogs and traitors dead or gone and that doesn't preclude admiring aspects of their native cultures or specialities.

d22582  No.385163

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753727  No.385164


t.enoch "invite the wogs then change my mind" powell

753727  No.385165


THEY HATE US quit being a cuck

a23a27  No.385166


Hatred between historical rivals is natural. Stop being hysterical.

753727  No.385167


if you love them so much you can fuck off with them to shit in the streets

a23a27  No.385168


I don't live in India though. I live in the country that drove a bulldozer through India. I don't care if these people like me or not. Their opinions don't matter.