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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 32c8eea7cbdd2f9⋯.png (453.41 KB, 548x548, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

d9dd2e  No.385197

BBC Weather: Snow forecast to BLANKET Britain as bitterly cold system RETURNS

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/1103551/BBC-Weather-forecast-snow-UK-news-Met-Office-weather-March-2019

BBC WEATHER has forecast snow is set to return to some parts of the country this weekend as bone-chilling air heads southwards towards Britain.

>BBC Weather has claimed snow could blanket northern parts of Scotland and fall to lower levels as bitterly cold air returns to the nation this weekend. Temperatures have neared the high teens this week with spring-like conditions gripping much of Britain. But, thermometers are expected to dip once again this weekend, as a bone-chilling system whips towards the north of the UK.

>BBC Weather forecaster Ben Rich said: “During this evening and tonight, a predominately cloudy night, quite misty and murky, damp and drizzly in western areas.

>“This rain band then starts to approach the far northwest of the UK. Temperatures overnight around 8C to 10C.

Brexit: Theresa May to urge MPs to back deal as delay agreed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47663031

Theresa May will return to the UK later to try to convince MPs to support her withdrawal deal after the EU agreed to postpone Brexit beyond 29 March.

>On Thursday night, after eight hours of talks, EU leaders offered to delay Brexit until 22 May if MPs approve Mrs May's deal next week.

>If they do not approve it, the delay will be shorter - until 12 April - at which point the UK must set out its next steps or leave without a deal.

>Mrs May said MPs had a "clear choice".

Swedish Employment Service Demands More Migration to Prop up Welfare State

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/21/swedish-employment-service-demand-more-migration-prop-up-welfare-state/

Sweden needs more migrants to keep its vast welfare state afloat despite the high unemployment rate for foreigners, according to the country’s Public Employment Service Director General Mikael Sjöberg.

>Mr Sjöberg, along with labour market analyst Torbjörn Israelsson, argues that the increase in the country’s elder population in coming decades could lead to a collapse of the welfare state without added migration, Nyheter Idag reports.

>The pair, do, however, acknowledge the huge disparity between the employment rate of native-born Swedes and foreign-born residents which was highlighted in a report last year that showed natives to have a low 3.6 per cent unemployment rate while the rate for foreigners was 19.9 per cent.

>The unemployment difference is also clearly seen in the heavily migrant-populated city of Malmö where the unemployment rate is double the national average.

d67e35  No.385199

File: 1e429109ae5867a⋯.png (771.28 KB, 1024x1164, 256:291, 2.png)

First for just fucking killing all media outlets

they can't even stop lying for a goddamn weather forecast

>BLANKET Britain

>actually just northern scotland


d9dd2e  No.385200

File: 93f427cf5ea7171⋯.png (369.2 KB, 678x717, 226:239, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d32d6480a943865⋯.png (617.84 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, bateman.png)


d9dd2e  No.385201

File: bc31c2ec422828e⋯.jpg (896.42 KB, 2000x2829, 2000:2829, 1492624159488-0.jpg)

>>385199

smh they tricked me


1f408c  No.385202

File: ed5b6fed148f715⋯.webm (2.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, punching bag.webm)

God I wish that were me


1f408c  No.385203

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Want a German gf to wallop me in the bollocks


4e5939  No.385204

>>385202

LOL she looks so puny compared to him

he could probably knock her out in one jab lmao

her ass is so fucking flat too


4e5939  No.385205

>>385203

well you could have had daftie but you'd also have to take it up the bum smh


4e5939  No.385206

>not been on proper holiday in over 10 years

>only real holiday since was scotland for 9 days last year but i had no glasses and couldnt see so may as well not have went

>every other holiday has been for like 2-3 days without much to do

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH FCK FUCK FUCK


4e5939  No.385207

>drink alcohol last night

>wake up with blocked nose

fucksake


1f408c  No.385208

>>385206

I know that feel lad, haven't been abroad since 2012

Want off this ride


1f408c  No.385209

File: aae86f6e9954d88⋯.png (563.71 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385205

>you'd also have to take it up the bum


4e5939  No.385210

>>385209

NO NO NO NO NO

>>385208

i am going to try just going places as much as i can, i dont care about going far away tbh


4e5939  No.385211

>mother still hasnt bothered to get someone to fix the shower

USELESS

hate having a fucking bath


4e5939  No.385212

>all these people that take hot showers and have to use deodorant and then get mad at people for not using deodorant even though those people don't smell anywhere near as bad as them


4e5939  No.385213

*sprays my body with toxic chemicals*

ahh yes… now i am clean..


06dc99  No.385214

>>385213

this says a lot about society


ca6174  No.385215

>>385213

lol its so stupid, smh at our teenage days of gassing our selves with lynx before going to school or whatever because we thought it was what we should be doing

my grandma got me this unscented antiperspirant roll on thing a while ago because she thought it was healthier or something I'm not sure but then it says on the label one of the ingredients is straight up aluminium lol.

tfw you appreciate the thought but dont wanna tell her it's kinda poison and its just gonna live in the drawer forever.


a67cba  No.385216

File: bc00a423a5f0d2a⋯.jpg (32.53 KB, 550x366, 275:183, QPIXXcB.jpg)

>>385206

I think my last holiday was a decade ago or more too. Went to Cornwall with family, some of whom I'm seeing today. First and only time I went surfing. Can't imagine I was any good but it was fun.

>>385208

Haven't been abroad since idk 2006. A qt Greek waitress gave me and cuddle and kiss and posed for a photo with me because it was my birthday. Also got a kiss from a Spanish lass my age at the hotel when we played volleyball together at night. Tfw no medess gf.


a67cba  No.385217

>>385215

Not defending body sprays but as far as I understand it, lots of types of metal atoms are part of harmless or beneficial molecules. Sounds weird but you'll know we have iron in our blood. Plus hydrogen is theorized to be a metal (just not in our environment) so technically pure, clean water has metal in it. Most of the elements are metals or metaloids. Really intriguing how important and varied their properties are not jsut for modern industry but for biology, life itself.


4e5939  No.385218

>>385217

>>385214

deep……..

>>385215

lick it and see what happens

>>385216

s-save up £5 a week and then go on a cheap holiday at the end r-right???


ca6174  No.385219

>>385217

sure man I understand that we need certain minerals to be healthy and yeah I also think it's wild how much different levels of them in your body can affect your whole personality even, some metals are straight up toxic though, there's studies on aluminium causing alzheimers and stuff and it's added to so many things, it's part of the effort to dumb us down imo


4e5939  No.385220

>going to a mad wedding party tonight

God help me


d9dd2e  No.385221

File: 0e31c4d95858087⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 1600x1194, 800:597, 1547672453313.jpg)

>>385219

>>385215

That stuff you made smelled really nice 1000x better than anything you could get in a shop


ca6174  No.385222

File: e5c9f6e88466412⋯.jpg (209.97 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mob-psycho-ep8.jpg)

>>385221

Aaahh thanks westo

hoped it wasn't too strong lol I'm glad


ca6174  No.385223

😄


4e5939  No.385224


ca6174  No.385225

missing a bunch of emojis on this phone dunno how to update it


ca6174  No.385226

>>385224

what sorry


4e5939  No.385227

>>385226

very funny


d9dd2e  No.385228

File: a0f5f4a6e48759a⋯.jpeg (10.01 KB, 179x255, 179:255, a0f5f4a6e48759a56b3507a52….jpeg)

>>385225

rofl get with the times granddad

was surprised you hadn't heard much about that NZ shooting when everyone was talking about it, you must really live in the wilderness


3fc28f  No.385229

>>385190

based and swarthy


4e5939  No.385230

>people shrunk several inches when they switches to crops instead of meat

>this is healthy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


d9dd2e  No.385231

File: ee1a41468b6f64b⋯.png (331.38 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

New Populist Party Goes from Zero Seats to Largest Party in Dutch Election

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/21/new-populist-party-goes-from-zero-seats-to-largest-party-in-dutch-election/

A new populist, Eurosceptic party has achieved the remarkable feat of going from zero seats to becoming the largest single party in the Dutch Senate in a single election, as a young politician likened to a “Dutch Donald Trump” beat seasoned professionals in Wednesday’s poll.

>Thierry Baudet’s Forum for Democracy party, which has gained attention for its Euroscepticism, campaigned against open borders politics and against what he calls “climate-change hysteria,” winning 86 seats across the Dutch regions. The victory put his party ahead of even the ruling mainstream conservative People’s Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD), which achieved 80 seats.

>Forum was founded in 2016, and this is the first regional election the party has contested. Remarkably, in some Dutch regions Forum was so unexpectedly successful it won the right to appoint more elected members than they actually have registered candidates living in those areas.

>The regional seats translate through the Dutch constitutional system into seats in the appointed upper house Senate. The party will have 13 seats, making them the largest group — and robbing the governing VVD of their majority.

this is some good news lads clogs rise up.


3fc28f  No.385232

>>385231

Problem is is that I think they might be more milquetoast than Geert's party (if such a thing is possible)


d9dd2e  No.385233

File: fe80d6ca8805a63⋯.png (298.23 KB, 400x541, 400:541, leon1.png)

>>385232

bet if we had PR like all these lame europeans UKIP would have so much momentum ree


d67e35  No.385234

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh civic keks


d9dd2e  No.385235

>>385223

v(=∩_∩=)フ

gonna have to go back to ascii


ca6174  No.385236

>>385227

o okay. have this weird thing after playing too many mobas where stuff like rofl always seems really negative cuz of how people used it when you messed up smh league of legends is traumatic

>>385228

kek this board is like the only forum kinda place I go now its peaceful being outta the loop tho I do feel like an old man some times, get excited when there's reduced meat at the shop now 😅

>>385230

it's funny how height has been rising since ww2 and now it's going to go back down again

>>385231

for a while it felt like wed be the only ones to leave whew after we left everyone thought there'd this cascade of other countries following suit but nothing much has happened, guess it takes time tho


ca6174  No.385237

also ":)" is the most passive aggressive smiley ever

>>385235

itll always be the cutest tbh

(*≧▽≦)


3fc28f  No.385238

File: 0745d4fb80d5430⋯.png (1.22 MB, 800x1000, 4:5, 0745d4fb80d54300470c947d69….png)


d9dd2e  No.385239

>>385236

>o okay. have this weird thing after playing too many mobas where stuff like rofl always seems really negative cuz of how people used it when you messed up smh league of legends is traumatic

it would be so fun to play a moba together the newbrit lads, but then i remembered how angry they can make you at your teammates and how addictive they can be lol maybe not. who was your favourite hero guy? in dota 2 i really liked ember spirit

>kek this board is like the only forum kinda place I go now its peaceful being outta the loop tho I do feel like an old man some times, get excited when there's reduced meat at the shop now 😅

sounds comfy, we all need some time to unplug from the wired and relax with nature every now and then

>it's funny how height has been rising since ww2 and now it's going to go back down again

luckily us tall lads don't need to worry 😎


ca6174  No.385240

>>385234

kek good British obstinacy feels


d67e35  No.385241

File: 654de3036783c91⋯.png (17.79 KB, 567x561, 189:187, revolverkkk.png)

a (2) on druidpol just said brexit is cancelled lads, is it time to rise up?


d9dd2e  No.385242

File: d7400df7e44a0c1⋯.jpg (528.08 KB, 2480x3507, 2480:3507, 155287473423.jpg)


d9dd2e  No.385243

>>385241

Looks like Parliament is still negotiating over possibly delaying it?


06dc99  No.385244

File: 0022e5b34fb8a40⋯.jpg (52.76 KB, 600x606, 100:101, Jewess 686.jpg)

>>385238

wholesome and sweetpilled


d9dd2e  No.385245

File: 4c4b0175093994f⋯.png (469.03 KB, 1500x788, 375:197, ClipboardImage.png)

wholesome /brit/ oc


4e5939  No.385246

>lift

>now really hungry

>but i dont have any food

fuck


4e5939  No.385247

>>385245

wew laddie


3fc28f  No.385248

>>385244

Milana is so lovely


ca6174  No.385249

>>385239

would like that tbh I think it'd be fine we're all big boys now and should be able to use moderation. wew he looks stronk and assassin like, suprised you didnt pick a support tbh :^) liked quite troll ones like shaco who go invisible and pop out of nowhere lol

>luckily us tall lads don't need to worry 😎

TBH

>>385285

kek reminds me of Charlie brown

>>385286

rip dorsey's gains


ca6174  No.385250

fuk


1f408c  No.385251

>>385238

H-hello mummy m-may I please cum on your feet


1f408c  No.385252

File: 6d1d61677fd63e6⋯.png (213.08 KB, 300x470, 30:47, ClipboardImage.png)

Crisps for lunch


ca6174  No.385253

File: 0c9f0d09e451044⋯.gif (85.55 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 815705024b89ec77d814ec1571….gif)


1f408c  No.385254

File: 65094b4cad45b1c⋯.png (888.68 KB, 780x808, 195:202, bork2.png)


1f408c  No.385255

File: 990fcfb4b96b901⋯.png (63.63 KB, 678x610, 339:305, ClipboardImage.png)

wew


d9dd2e  No.385256

>>385249

i'll have a go at it what is it league of legends? the only other game i really play is tetris lmao

>>385246

I really like making a stew every week or two and plating it up to eat throughout the week so I can have a healthy meal with lots of meat and veggies whenever I want.


4e5939  No.385257

Grilled steak with a horseradish, red sauce, mayonnaise, worcestershire sauce and lemon juice sauce.


4e5939  No.385258

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no crazy norn gf


d9dd2e  No.385259

File: 95e08bcf5109e2d⋯.jpg (31.36 KB, 252x289, 252:289, tomo.jpg)

>>385253

still not watched evangelion


d9dd2e  No.385260

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


4e5939  No.385261

>eat small amount of fiber yesterday

>today i have a horrible mushy shit

every time


06dc99  No.385262

>>385261

quit sifting through your feces


27a6d3  No.385263

>>385231

goodlad


27a6d3  No.385264

>>385249

>would like that tbh I think it'd be fine we're all big boys

are you 6'2 now, lad?


27a6d3  No.385265

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hey scatologist has some advice for you lads


d67e35  No.385266

File: e8222ad2427742c⋯.png (195.17 KB, 700x400, 7:4, neetpepe3.png)

>it's an I'm really bored but don't want to do anything even though there's lots of work to do day

got a huge backlog of web novels, manga and anime, AARs etc and can't be bothered with anything


27a6d3  No.385267


27a6d3  No.385268

>>385266

based dopamine


d9dd2e  No.385269

File: 284b37eefc6af10⋯.png (560.2 KB, 700x700, 1:1, Annie_Leonhart_character_i….png)

>>385266

You should be really productive and do a bunch of tidying or something

But really you should read SNK


27a6d3  No.385270

>>385269

Yeah do something around the house tbh or do something in preparation for something big in the future. I'm going to do 30 push ups for the white race later tbh


27a6d3  No.385271

File: 122f23182a4bba0⋯.png (755.99 KB, 1242x2208, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)


d67e35  No.385272

File: 269c601e4680393⋯.png (129.46 KB, 500x552, 125:138, vompepe3.png)

fucksake lad

>>385269

When it first came out I followed it up to the retarded arc where the fighters also turn out to be giants or whatever the shit and got disgusted and dropped it

>>385270

no motivation tbh


27a6d3  No.385273

File: fa71eed877c95d9⋯.jpg (14.84 KB, 306x295, 306:295, 1324632232814.jpg)

>Norwegian boomer radio talking about the EU letting the UK extend the deadline for leaving

>since he's a boomer he pronounces English words and Names he does not know the way it is pronounced in Norwegian

>Tusk ends up sounding like "tosk" which means "retard"


27a6d3  No.385274

>>385272

guess you could always keep complaining in the thread instead keeek


d67e35  No.385275

>>385274

might just go to bed and stare at the ceiling or something

hitting peak ennui tbh


27a6d3  No.385276

>>385275

not a very attractive trait, lad. Gotta do something to get this girl


4e5939  No.385277

>when people refer to their pet[s] as their children

yikes…


4e5939  No.385278

>>385275

come to the party with me lad


d67e35  No.385279

>>385276

>>385277

Here I sit, and want only to wait

>>385278

It's a wedding isn't it? They'll think you're a homo and throw the bouquet at me


ca6174  No.385280

>>385256

if you play now you'll prob get to high elo before my fight or flight is chilled enough to play lmao it can be so intense

have you ever managed to do all 15 levels I only did it once i was so chuffed 😤

>>385258

can recommend this

>>385259

smh smh it's the best there is

I'll get you to one day

>>385261

have you tried probiotics lad?

>>385264

give or take half a foot cx


4e5939  No.385281

>>385279

its an after party thingy

no doubt the stench of weed shall be wafting into my lungs


d9dd2e  No.385282

>>385272

it's actually a gr8 series regardless of that plot point but i fully get ur point i felt similar. manga is better than the animu


27a6d3  No.385283

>>385279

>Here I sit, and want only to wait

>tfw you realise mummy and daddy didn't magically become together at 30

ahh


ca6174  No.385284

>>385271

>the flying squirrel

Lol


27a6d3  No.385285

File: 7a2ee6ade2f091f⋯.png (2.99 MB, 1767x1488, 19:16, 7a2ee6ade2f091f414a3caa45d….png)

This could be yours Wess, if you worked for it


4e5939  No.385286

>>385285

yer ma is a cutie lad


27a6d3  No.385287

>>385286

Yeah I think so too. I was going to say she used to look beautiful but that just sounds mean smh


d67e35  No.385288

File: f29bb1d2ae621eb⋯.png (249.08 KB, 708x480, 59:40, apuhoodie.png)

PLEASE maintain a minimum of literacy lads, it's physically painful to read your posts, using a phone is no excuse.

>>385281

>some random neckbeard nobody knows turns up and drinks and smokes everything then leaves and you have to explain to them

>>385285

doubt it tbh

the kays of the world are so rare as to be nonexistant and only the most sheltered of autesses will do at this point


ca6174  No.385289

>>385285

this is so running in the 90s


27a6d3  No.385290

File: 962756ae43ed909⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.67 MB, 1032x1350, 172:225, ClipboardImage.png)

This could also be yours, Wessex…


4e5939  No.385291

>>385287

its lovely that you think of your mother in that way

she is indeed a beautiful woman, in soul


d67e35  No.385292

File: 3a967cbff2769ff⋯.png (482.81 KB, 629x403, 629:403, pajeet2.png)


4e5939  No.385293

>>385288

go to church and find yourself a nice christian girl


ca6174  No.385294

>>385288

lol u tk him 2 da bar|?


27a6d3  No.385295

File: 297cfbb6892967e⋯.png (977.99 KB, 1492x1060, 373:265, 6db4d2eb2d2ad7a80c62cc607b….png)

>>385289

Yeah, keek. Dad too. Based 90s.

>>385288

>the kays of the world are so rare as to be nonexistant and only the most sheltered of autesses will do at this point

Or you know get a normal gf like everyone else.

>>385291

Yeah, makes me sad to think how little I have appreciated such pure love tbh, a beautiful thing. She looks so happy in all these pictures, and I see it again when she is around her grandchildren.


d67e35  No.385296

File: 36d5c80005e9397⋯.png (381.44 KB, 900x448, 225:112, apuangerey.png)

>>385293

>even mormons are degenerate retards these days

>they let their daughters go out into the world and engage in a year of hedonism before returning and re-assuming the veil of a "pure" girl and nobody ever mentions it again

>>385294

I don't understand


d67e35  No.385297

File: a475d34358def65⋯.png (430.89 KB, 600x582, 100:97, just.png)

>>385295

you mean a roastie? not worth the effort


d67e35  No.385298

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This episode of TPS is extremely spicy btw, got quite a bit about British "politics" in it


27a6d3  No.385299

File: d6c855b85b56b15⋯.jpg (65.74 KB, 720x707, 720:707, d6c855b85b56b153a5a17f9ff1….jpg)

Okay lads let's all speak Welsh so Wessex can't follow


4e5939  No.385300

>>385296

i thought that was the amish

still all the women at my church are just the typical boring types but are great for marrying

not all women are thots lad, dont let the false blackpills get to you


27a6d3  No.385301

File: f5db0ce1ed3bf06⋯.png (19.16 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1552966886193.png)


27a6d3  No.385302

File: 34415f2ade8eab1⋯.jpg (39.57 KB, 768x522, 128:87, 34415f2ade8eab154ff05ffbde….jpg)

You know what? I didn't even want a gf anyway! THEY ALL TASTE LIKE SOUR GRAPES ANYWAY


77b31b  No.385303

>>385300

>not all women are thots lad, dont let the false blackpills get to you

You're never going to convince him of this, it's not even worth bothering at this point


d67e35  No.385304

File: 12a8782fc29eeea⋯.png (26.99 KB, 508x446, 254:223, welshpepesad.png)

>>385299

mae hynny'n teimlo pan nad oes cariad at ferch fugail Gymreig pur


4e5939  No.385305

>>385303

yeah i guess some people will just never learn sadly

though i guess its for the best if he remains single


d67e35  No.385306

>>385303

>>385305

I haven't even seen a woman around my age in several years


4e5939  No.385307

>>385306

and who's fault is that?


27a6d3  No.385308

File: 7973ea6653d3f13⋯.png (430.17 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385304

H-here's your shepherd girl, lad


4e5939  No.385309

bath time methinks


27a6d3  No.385310

>>385309

>tfw you get out and there is a layer of grime floating on top of the water


d9dd2e  No.385311

My driving instructor told me that welsh people say "go play with your grandma" as an insult rofl


77b31b  No.385312

>>385306

>I've not seen a woman my age in years

>all women my age are thots

non sequitur


d67e35  No.385313

>>385307

Society's, for causing them all to flock into cities and become roasties instead of being pure village girls that go to the local pub and church


27a6d3  No.385314

ahhhh I can't look at my mummy the same way anymore


ca6174  No.385315

File: 20d33558ccce60f⋯.jpg (43.46 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1381237913-08257900.jpg)

wessex ti dylai gael gobaith

mae cariad yn allan yno i ti chwilio i fe


06dc99  No.385316

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ca6174  No.385317

had to translate 50% of that wew


27a6d3  No.385318

>>385315

Ignore this post


06dc99  No.385319

>>385318

>when posters you ignore anyways start posting in a dead language so you can ignore them better

when heaven have i stumbled into


06dc99  No.385320

what*


ca6174  No.385321

>>385311

kek never heard that one

>>385318

pam? Smh


ca6174  No.385322

>>385319

good thing that goes both ways then


77b31b  No.385323

just speak english lol


27a6d3  No.385324

File: 9ae6d7181d66063⋯.jpg (18.85 KB, 332x351, 332:351, 9ae6d7181d66063ea71bdc4fb9….jpg)

>>385319

>Ignoring Pembs


27a6d3  No.385325

>>385321

do Anglo kids answer "because" to "why"?


77b31b  No.385326


d67e35  No.385327

File: 921ab4c73e4a865⋯.png (503.73 KB, 659x819, 659:819, implying.png)

>>385315

hiding away smh


27a6d3  No.385328

File: e6a3d900d03b93f⋯.png (19.38 KB, 573x224, 573:224, ClipboardImage.png)

wdtmbt


06dc99  No.385329

>>385322

>he's actually salty

lmao


27a6d3  No.385330

>>385329

shut up sami


1f408c  No.385331

File: 74a5ed1d8c34fd2⋯.png (949.28 KB, 666x798, 111:133, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn live in an alternate timeline where the Anglo-Saxons won 1066 and England is a comfy Scandinavian paradise of less than 20 million people with zero ties to France and Wales and Ireland both speak Celtic languages and have rich cultures that aren't just funky variants of English culture

Fucking hell


1f408c  No.385332

>>385290

Is that real?


ca6174  No.385333

>>385323

sometimes I gotta prove to myself all those years of school weren't all a waste 😅

>>385325

if I get what you mean yes

>>385326

knock knock it's time to go out lad

>>385329

it's just a funny concidence tbh


27a6d3  No.385334

File: 28fdd6b1de8a4bd⋯.png (389.83 KB, 480x300, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385331

>ywn live in an alternate timeline where he won


1f408c  No.385335

God I could murder a steak and kidney pie

>>385334

Always forget about him for some reason


06dc99  No.385336

>>385333

im sorry you feel slighted, lad. it was only banter


27a6d3  No.385337

File: 4f4c06ad6f7dc55⋯.png (184.14 KB, 797x894, 797:894, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

>>385333

>if I get what you mean yes

Why wouldn't you get what I mean?


ca6174  No.385338

>>385336

I wont forgive you for this

:'cccc

>>385337

was confusing weird wording


ca6174  No.385339

off tshops


d9dd2e  No.385340

>>385339

>tshops

based and yorkshirepilled


27a6d3  No.385341

File: 099c424718f80ce⋯.jpg (14.82 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 099c424718f80ce4918fcaa01a….jpg)

>>385338

>was confusing weird wording

probably just hard to understand for people who have Welsh as their native tongue


27a6d3  No.385342

Oh right Pembs isn't even a real Welsh lad smh


77b31b  No.385343

>>385333

>knock knock it's time to go out lad

porquois?


27a6d3  No.385344

File: 1196720c9863df0⋯.png (183.52 KB, 737x758, 737:758, ClipboardImage.png)

>belly so full of din dins there is no room for pepsi max


4e5939  No.385345

dunno wat to do for 2 hours


27a6d3  No.385346

>>385345

Maybe you and Wessex would do something together


d9dd2e  No.385347

File: e7479ad38f12190⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385280

>have you ever managed to do all 15 levels I only did it once i was so chuffed 😤

You mean on like the original game? I never played that actually but it looks challenging, well done lad. These days I play this new version that came out the other year called puyo puyo tetris where you can do 1v1s and it has an ELO system too.


77b31b  No.385348

>>385345

cocaine


d67e35  No.385349

playing bordermemes tbh


4e5939  No.385350

>>385348

not again thanks

>>385346

no


27a6d3  No.385351

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


77b31b  No.385352

File: 4167affdc3fcf28⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 96.61 KB, 682x959, 682:959, nintchdbpict000287358822.jpg)


4e5939  No.385353

does your lass know you have pornographic images saved on your computer?


27a6d3  No.385354

he should get his gf to visit tbh


77b31b  No.385355

>>385353

Probably not

>>385354

Absolutely not


27a6d3  No.385356

please pretty please pleaaase


4e5939  No.385357

>>385354

do you really want her reading spicposters posts?


27a6d3  No.385358

>>385357

keeeeeeek. She might like them


4e5939  No.385359

>>385358

I dont think any woman, no matter how crazy, would


27a6d3  No.385360

>>385359

It's Mexican culture, lad…


77b31b  No.385361

>>385356

I'm not subjecting her innocent eyes to any of you psychos


4e5939  No.385362


27a6d3  No.385363

>>385361

there are no psychos here smh


27a6d3  No.385364

>>385018

Goodlad keeping us updated


4e5939  No.385365

guess its pub time


27a6d3  No.385366

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

God that looks boring


ca6174  No.385367

File: 232b92a277581ae⋯.jpg (32.39 KB, 421x694, 421:694, 76595_1636507482894_154294….jpg)

>>385340

best dialect

>>385341

>>385342

smhhhhh apparently I wrote in Welsh first when I was really smol

>>385343

meant for wessex my bad

>>385347

wtf is that stocking and mean bean machine all mixed together that looks so fun lol


d9dd2e  No.385368

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>385367

>wtf is that stocking and mean bean machine all mixed together that looks so fun lol

yeah lol they made it into a versus game by making it so that when you clear lines or do puyo combos it messes up the other person with grey blocks/beans. also you play as anime people


d9dd2e  No.385369

>>385366

Toy Story creeps me out, the toys are sentient and die man


d9dd2e  No.385370

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

"Torture" Toy Story Deleted Scene


d9dd2e  No.385371

File: 60beeffb1cef07c⋯.jpg (306.02 KB, 851x1200, 851:1200, 1552863334080.jpg)

Sekiro is out today I think lads.


27a6d3  No.385372

>>385019

can't believe I missed out on this bulge. I see Bernie is a man of culture

>>385369

In this one a kid even creates life. Funny how toys being alive is a common meme, it came before the film and is what it is based on. I guess because as a kid you forgot where you put your toys, or your parents or siblings moved them etc. Or you just imagined them to be alive as a lot of toys are creatures after all.


27a6d3  No.385373


27a6d3  No.385374

File: 99beba8d652bc07⋯.png (4.19 MB, 2550x1740, 85:58, ClipboardImage.png)

>90s mummy

See, my hairline always was like that. No bullies


d9dd2e  No.385375

File: 33aee9c4a46df82⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1151x816, 1151:816, lotr war of the ring.png)

>>385372

>In this one a kid even creates life. Funny how toys being alive is a common meme, it came before the film and is what it is based on. I guess because as a kid you forgot where you put your toys, or your parents or siblings moved them etc. Or you just imagined them to be alive as a lot of toys are creatures after all.

I used to play this creepy lotr rts when I was young a lot and imagined one of the stealth units was real and was my friend


27a6d3  No.385376

>>385375

KEEEEEEEEK iktf. You just ascribe personalities to things. Used to bring a slice of bread to bed to feed the toys and always made sure they were all comfy under the duvet with me


176989  No.385377

>>385367

Mean Bean Machine was a reskin of Puyo Puyo, lid.


d9dd2e  No.385378

>>385377

true, mean bean machine is a true OG gangster game though


176989  No.385379

>>385378

I think it's the hardest version.


d9dd2e  No.385380

>>385376

>Used to bring a slice of bread to bed to feed the toys and always made sure they were all comfy under the duvet with me

cute haha


176989  No.385381

>>385370

Sid actually did nothing wrong. He's just a creative kid.


27a6d3  No.385382

>>385380

And then I farted


27a6d3  No.385383

>>385381

true, I just disagree with ruining toys.


176989  No.385384

>>385383

But then he put them back together and made new toys. Engineering instincts.


27a6d3  No.385385

>>385384

True. I guess that is what lego is


ca6174  No.385386

>>385368

that is inhuman wewww

>>385370

the early 3d animation is the scariest part tbh

>>385377

ahhhhh I can't believe it

sega why


ca6174  No.385387

tired af gonna go rest 😪


27a6d3  No.385388

>>385387

I guess it is bedtime for babies


d9dd2e  No.385389

File: 50523fbb1795d8f⋯.png (336.89 KB, 1200x806, 600:403, 1552681769388.png)

>>385387

have a nice nap pal

have a snoocy


176989  No.385390

File: 1279177db6463a3⋯.png (788.91 KB, 975x1400, 39:56, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 695a39868f57189⋯.png (322.98 KB, 303x477, 101:159, ClipboardImage.png)

Shit, lids.


b2e1ba  No.385391

>>385202

expected her to go for the bollocks tbh

>>385206

>he needs glasses

weak

>>385215

I use two deodorants. one is this potassium alum crystal stuff from thailand, basically a smooth rock that you wet in the sink and rub under your arms vigoriously. then I use a hairdryer and put arm & hammer unscented on top of that

>>385259

I can't find a torrent for it, nor do any stream sites that offer a free first week offer it, it's so elusive despite being so popular

>>385290

would


b2e1ba  No.385392

>Potassium alum or ammonium alum are natural mineral salts made up of molecules that are too large to be absorbed by your skin. They form a protective layer on your skin that inhibits the growth of odor-causing bacteria. These deodorants are recommended by many cancer treatment centers.

>But while this may be a better alternative to most antiperspirants and deodorants on the market, it is not completely aluminum-free.

>Regarding purportedly safe “alum” based antiperspirants found in most health food stores, the companies that produce these claim that the mineral salts are too large to be absorbed and thus provide no danger. However, we have been unable to uncover any solid evidence that supports this claim so it would seem prudent to avoid using them.

hmm

might reassess my usage of that crystal deodorant stuff


d85748  No.385393

File: 57dad55a4db36a3⋯.png (61.44 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, image.png)

>buttered smoked haddock on a bed of steamed spinach, served on an organic omelette


27a6d3  No.385394

>>385393

Even just saying what you eat is a mouthful


d85748  No.385395

>>385394

It was delicious ngl


27a6d3  No.385396

>>385390

didn't look closely enough in the chapter. didn't realise we could see the side of his face

>that stache


176989  No.385397

>>385396

The pattern on his scarf looks like Joseph's hat too. And he's running away.


27a6d3  No.385398

>>385397

That's a bit of a stretch, the pattern is different tbh.

Not sure how I feel about this part tbh, it feels like it hasn't really been building towards a BIG BOSS


176989  No.385399

>>385398

I really like it, but I need to see it finished before I can really rate it.


27a6d3  No.385400

running away, so?


176989  No.385401

>>385400

Running away is Joseph's signature strategy.


d85748  No.385402

Anyone have the posh fat Wojak plz?


27a6d3  No.385403

>>385401

ah right


b2e1ba  No.385404

>>385393

fennel crostini dipped in a cuppa cawfee

there's no food really, not that doesn't need to be cooked


a20fd0  No.385405

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>385392

best off not using any and letting your natural scents attract women


b2e1ba  No.385406

>>385405

there's a difference between your natural scent and the stench of bacterial waste (i.e. body odor)


5bb889  No.385407

>>385405

better looking men smell nicer to woman ugly men smell badly to them regardless of reality


a20fd0  No.385408

>>385406

shouldn't get it if you wash once a day


5bb889  No.385409

>>385408

retard


b2e1ba  No.385410

>>385407

this is true

>>385408

well it depends if you sweat or not. deodorant makes the difference whether you stink or not if you sweat a lil bit, like if you're wearing a sweatshirt indoors with your arms close to your side for a few minutes


176989  No.385411

File: b4cd7e3b84ca328⋯.png (277.53 KB, 500x766, 250:383, ClipboardImage.png)

89 years after 1924 puts the timeframe at 2013. Part 8 started in 2011, and is presumably set around there.


e2e90a  No.385412

File: e4d5615172cbacd⋯.gif (1.91 MB, 382x308, 191:154, tumblr_inline_pjsw7aTsCn1r….gif)

today he said that Corbyn is a "racist fascist antisemitic old todger"

also i think baste polish mummy coworker basically admitted to me she's racist


d67e35  No.385413

File: 64d8478c210e1e5⋯.png (142.39 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colletex.png)

>quarter-jewish BASED and REDPILLED guy asking to speak with me about "possibilities"

hmmmmmmmst

>>385412

form an alliance with the milf and BTFO the mongoloid


27a6d3  No.385414

>>385412

single mummy?


032f53  No.385415

>>385412

NA and milfpilled


e2e90a  No.385416

>>385414

i thought so until today when she mentioned she has a husband tbh


8ac587  No.385417

File: 35aa9cb16cfad96⋯.png (72.81 KB, 329x417, 329:417, ClipboardImage.png)

evening lids


5bb889  No.385418

File: 2959d802b93b807⋯.jpg (91.29 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 84926056.jpg)


27a6d3  No.385419

>>385417

Alright, lid?

>>385418

are those dykes or do they just have long hair


032f53  No.385420

>>385419

>are those dykes or do they just have long hair

It's 2012 scenecore


5bb889  No.385421

File: 2bf5616efa513fa⋯.webm (3.93 MB, 480x360, 4:3, errd.webm)

>>385420

this tbqh


27a6d3  No.385422


b2e1ba  No.385423

File: 1546c15d4559c51⋯.png (748.66 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Untitled.png)


27a6d3  No.385424

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

keeeeeeeeeeeek what the fuck


8ac587  No.385425

>>385419

Night of the long feels tbh


27a6d3  No.385426

>>385425

It's friday isn't it, even wagies should feel alright today


5bb889  No.385427

>>385426

arent you a wagie


27a6d3  No.385428

>>385427

yes but newspaper delivery is 6 days a week.


032f53  No.385429

File: ea2dc852a864ec7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 48.52 KB, 480x599, 480:599, 13daabc5d7a2e234fe0852c89a….jpg)


b2e1ba  No.385430

File: 85b11f2ec74c710⋯.png (83.69 KB, 812x727, 812:727, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385429

>titlets


27a6d3  No.385431

>>385430

Vaginas are attached to all kinds of differently-titted women tbh


d9dd2e  No.385432

>>385412

interesting how normies get all of these narratives filtered down to em, mad. like memis.


8ac587  No.385433

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>385426

Hasn't got anything to do with toil lid. Last night I crashed round a friend's house after the shoot I was working on.

He told me that his flatmate (a forme close friend of mine) had recently been broken up with by his gf (another close friend, formerly, and once long time oneitis of mine) and that he had recently been spending time with her and wanted to know my advice (he was unaware of my history with her) about whether he should go out with her properly or just walk away and stay friends with the guy instead.

It's been years since my feelings for her went away, we're not even really close friends anymore, we talked very rarely and met even less over the last year… but for some reason being asked that was a real kick in the feels. I guess it brought back memories of a better time in my life… or maybe missed opportunity… I dunno


032f53  No.385434

>>385430

there's literally nothing wrong with adult women with small tits


27a6d3  No.385435

>>385433

I can empathise tbh. Don't feel comfortable giving advise tbh. What do you want to do?


8ac587  No.385436

delete "forme" I accidentally put that in the wrong place and I meant to delete it


a20fd0  No.385437

>>385420

>>385421

nothing dates so quickly as the recent past


b2e1ba  No.385438

>>385431

>t. doesn't like vaggie enough to wanna put his mouth all over it

>>385434

nothing wrong per se, but big tits are still better

probably the hottest girl I've ever seen was flat as a board. she was this tall (~6') blonde with the sexiest loooong legs/round ass ever, prantsed around in blue short shorts all day driving us wild. funny how she was probably really self-conscious about her height and lack of boobage but she was still suuuch a 10


176989  No.385439

Don't even know what's considered fashionable now.


8ac587  No.385440

>>385435

I told him that I think he would do better to forget about it. She can be a pretty manipulative person tbh, and she only seems to keep people around as long as they are useful to her. His flatmate will probably be a much better friend to have in the long term.

He took my advice too, so I hope I was right. Apparently she was very upset, but I doubt it was really that big a deal because they haven't known eachother especially long.


d9dd2e  No.385441

>>385434

I once read that before modern nutrition most lasses had a-cups i think? In medieval times and stuff. I think the chemicals and hormones in water are giving lasses bigger boobs now, might just be that lasses are a lot fatter though tbh.


8ac587  No.385442

WESSEX FINALLY SNAPS

Two men arrested over Birmingham mosque hammer attacks

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47673881


27a6d3  No.385443

>>385438

>doesn't like vaggie enough to wanna put his mouth all over it

Almost as if we evolved to put our dicks in them

>>385440

yeah it was probably the best. Can see the possible drama in the future tbh


5bb889  No.385444

File: 0a908876693326f⋯.png (250.64 KB, 601x601, 1:1, 1530274332803.png)

>>385442

>1 handed himself in


02a7c0  No.385445

>>385444

jo_owens.jpg


d9dd2e  No.385446

>>385444

Alri flagless lad. The other lad was arrested by 'members of the community', seems a bit ominous.


27a6d3  No.385447

File: 5c586b1e2b3812b⋯.png (1.2 MB, 900x600, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

I want to fuck it


d67e35  No.385448

File: 4f017d10512acc2⋯.png (334.09 KB, 761x1024, 761:1024, patheticdruidfamiliar.png)


02a7c0  No.385449

File: 35f18b927fc387b⋯.png (300.37 KB, 800x700, 8:7, ClipboardImage.png)


032f53  No.385450

File: 7e6e6d260df9459⋯.png (51.43 KB, 155x173, 155:173, 1472610499399.png)


b2e1ba  No.385451

File: 2a4f4d8d6076668⋯.png (9.16 KB, 362x358, 181:179, 2a4f4d8d60766680265ddbc542….png)

File: 5d7ae4e36c5b022⋯.jpg (164.47 KB, 1500x923, 1500:923, f5e906461c09fc220bfa222ced….jpg)

would rly like my waifu to have fat jugs tbh, it's not even just sexual, makes hugs so much huggier and cuddling so much more cuddly. basically blobs of pure happiness resting on her chest

like it's not a requirement but the more I think about it the more I realize it is a strong preference

>>385441

>I once read that before modern nutrition most lasses had a-cups i think? In medieval times and stuff.

depends on country, but B probably. maybe C in Scandinavia/Germany/Russia

>I think the chemicals and hormones in water are giving lasses bigger boobs now, might just be that lasses are a lot fatter though tbh.

oh absolutely, that's 100% true. fatter is a contributing factor but it's mostly hormones, there are so many xenostrogens making women develop earlier and moreso. the average breast size has drastically increased over the last couple decades even, it's D in USA now

so basically men are being turned into infertile soyboys and women are being turned into insatiable thicc nymphos

>>385443

>Almost as if we evolved to put our dicks in them

why not both? making out and oral for foreplay, get her off first, then fuck her and it will be much better for you both. boomerlad endorsed this modus operandi and he's been in a happy marriage for decades, this is true wisdom right here


27a6d3  No.385452

>>385451

>why not both? making out and oral for foreplay, get her off first, then fuck her and it will be much better for you both. boomerlad endorsed this modus operandi and he's been in a happy marriage for decades, this is true wisdom right here

why not do what I want?


02a7c0  No.385453

>>385451

Breastlet genocide when?


8ac587  No.385454

File: 1c7a739a420acf9⋯.png (680.52 KB, 960x640, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


032f53  No.385455

>>385453

rude and cringepilled


06dc99  No.385456

File: d6e6d6420e94e2a⋯.jpg (81.56 KB, 768x768, 1:1, Jewess 8.jpg)


b2e1ba  No.385457

File: 337af54d9d2dcb2⋯.png (148.11 KB, 280x314, 140:157, AYY LMAO.png)

>>385452

well I'm just saying you've gotta satisfy her somehow, that's necessary for a relationship to succeed

>>385456

only decent gobline ever, even though her facial symmetry is extremely poor


27a6d3  No.385458

>>385457

she'll be satisfied with me or there's the door tbh


d9dd2e  No.385459

>>385455

>>385434

god crafted us the way we are lads🙏


b2e1ba  No.385460

File: 2b4e13a00e19298⋯.png (3.91 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, fucking jocks reeeeeee.png)

these fucking 7,000 jocks bravely holding out on the shetland making me have to build more transports


d9dd2e  No.385461

>>385460

>trondelag

rip 22


032f53  No.385462

>>385459

tbh

god made mosquito titty lasses for a reason


27a6d3  No.385463

>>385461

w-why rip?


d9dd2e  No.385464

>>385463

spig is conquering you as sweden


e2e90a  No.385465

>>385451

used to be massively into boobies as a teenager but as ive grown i've just lost interest, but i still -wish- i liked them tbh

i think overexposure to porn has done it or something, it's awful


27a6d3  No.385466

>>385464

sounds like history


b2e1ba  No.385467

>>385464

I'll make him Count of Levanger and arrange him to marry a sweet Nordic brapphog

>>385465

>i think overexposure to porn has done it or something, it's awful

yeah I worry about that, seeing literally 10,000+ boobs via the internet has permanently ruined that hyper-appreciation for boobs (and women in general) I remember I had when I was like 11. when you reach that age and go to some waterpark with girls in bikinis and realize boobs are awesome

best thing you can do is quit exposing yourself to pixelated wamen, abstain from masturbation and get an IRL relationship with plenty of physical and emotional intimacy. should get better with time, rewire your brain back to natural stimuli


e2e90a  No.385468

File: b90ad9c0f005496⋯.jpg (90.93 KB, 540x540, 1:1, tumblr_po5w3gVSka1umh9qw_5….jpg)


27a6d3  No.385469

>>385465

Are you a cock man now?


5bb889  No.385470

boobs are boring tbh you cant even do anything with them, women are just overated in general tbqh, the porn has probably made this feeling worse but whatever


e2e90a  No.385471

>>385467

its like fate and circumstance has fucked me over in every way it can

>quit exposing yourself to pixelated wamen

this is the main thing i think but yet, my 'best friend'/the only guy who's stayed with me and talked to me all the time through thick and thin is also a total cumbrain and almost always just sends me pics of hot girls even though i've asked him to stop multiple times

>abstain from masturbation

don't see the point, nofap doesn't do anything and i never "use" anything to get off

>get an IRL relationship

yeah i fucking wish. easier said than done and damn if i haven't been trying


e2e90a  No.385472

>>385469

i'm a tummy/waist man now thank you for asking


27a6d3  No.385473

>>385472

Me? I'm more of a vagina man


032f53  No.385474

>>385470

>you cant even do anything with them

not true


e2e90a  No.385475

File: 342244fb80a45ab⋯.png (392.13 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385473

Vaginaman? yeah i heard of him, i hear he's getting his origin story film next year


d9dd2e  No.385476

File: b764dd57993f8bc⋯.png (801.02 KB, 1018x1014, 509:507, 1553155352838.png)


5bb889  No.385477

>>385474

yes it is


27a6d3  No.385478

>>385475

>he finally combined all the parts of my face to make out how I look

and I look beautiful


032f53  No.385479

>>385477

you can do loads with boobs that you can both enjoy


b2e1ba  No.385480

File: 76aa0a0a5a515ab⋯.png (17.53 KB, 683x659, 683:659, le panz face.png)

>>385471

>don't see the point

the abstaining from masturbation is primarily for people that have porn addiction, it helps the process of sensitizing yourself to a real relationship. but it also improves test- makes you more confident and manly, lust over women more, makes you smell better. all of that helps you attract women, they can sense it

>yeah i fucking wish. easier said than done and damn if i haven't been trying

I don't see why you'd have trouble, you have chad genes, should shave the face pubes though. maybe it's just an issue with not being able to be charming or talk to women properly? though usually when a girl seems to like me, it's before I even spoke a word to her, so idk tbh lad

>>385479

give her fennugreek to make her lactate


d9dd2e  No.385481

boobs are the weak spot

punch them for massive damage


5bb889  No.385482

>>385479

no you cant


27a6d3  No.385483

>>385481

>tfw if they are saggy enough they can protect the actual weakspot


02a7c0  No.385484

>>385480

>make her lactate

The milkpill is God tier.


e2e90a  No.385485

File: cfe6684d9fee874⋯.png (392.72 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385478

what a handsome fellow


032f53  No.385486

>>385482

>suck them

>play with them

>fuck them

>cum on them

>drink milk from them while she's nursing your children

>look at them


5bb889  No.385487

>>385486

so nothing basically


27a6d3  No.385488

>>385485

>one eye in the light

>one eye in the dark


02a7c0  No.385489

File: f80a54611699771⋯.png (279.87 KB, 2688x2688, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385486

>ejaculating on breasts and then drinking from them


032f53  No.385490

>>385489

not in that order obviously

>>385487

what more could you want


06dc99  No.385491

File: 889fda8245796a4⋯.jpg (56.64 KB, 475x267, 475:267, Jewess 865.jpg)

stop the indecency


e2e90a  No.385492

>>385480

well yeah, i don't have a porn addiction, that's the thing. im just involuntarily exposed to, well, not porn, but images of 11/10 women constantly

i already only masturbate about once a week

>I don't see why you'd have trouble, you have chad genes

i appreciate you saying so lad, tbh i cant understand it either even though i still dont think im that attractive. the ukrainian lass i talked to at the concert was pretty much perfect and seemed to be totally into me and i acted like a bit of a chad with her because i was basically anonymous, but soon after we started talking on zuckbook she just stopped responding

>>385488

your devil or yuor angle tbh


5bb889  No.385493

>>385490

>what more could you want

sex should be for the purposes of pro creation


02a7c0  No.385494

>>385488

I have two personalities

Nicest Welshman you could ever meet

AND

Twisted fucking Norwegian


e2e90a  No.385495

>>385494

keeeeek


27a6d3  No.385496


d85748  No.385497

File: 6521837f4feb3a1⋯.png (5.44 KB, 645x773, 645:773, image.png)

>>385466

Do you have posh fat Wojak saved plz?


b2e1ba  No.385498

>>385492

>spoiler

once a week without visual aid is fine. prevents the benefits of long-term semen retention but it's not harmful at all

>the ukrainian lass i talked to at the concert was pretty much perfect and seemed to be totally into me and i acted like a bit of a chad with her because i was basically anonymous, but soon after we started talking on zuckbook she just stopped responding

text chatting, especially if you overdo it, can seem needy and make you seem boring. I think the ideal would be to get her phone number and call her briefly- quick chat, then arrange a date and goodbye. basically the narrative is 'I'm an interesting guy with things to do but you're cute enough that I'm willing to take a few minutes out of my busy day to communicate with you briefly and arrange to see you again'. you don't want to be like 'I'm super lonely and you showed interest in me so I'm trying really hard to make you like me'. phone call also takes more confidence and puts her in a somewhat vulnerable situation, moreso than text chat, you're like penetrating her world by making her purse buzz with an obligation and suddenly your voice is in her ear and she has to muster up responses on the fly


b2e1ba  No.385499

definitely don't wanna be chatting on facebook for 2 hours with "yeah haha"


5bb889  No.385500

>>385497

I have it


e2e90a  No.385501

>>385498

are there REALLY any benefits though or is it just made up bro science? because i have yet to see a single study or any real evidence. don't get me wrong, i have an open mind and would try it but only if i see something that actually shows it would benefit me

>phone call

i swear i got her number but can't remember why i didn't do that instead tbh


d85748  No.385502

>>385500

Can you post it plz, I don't have it


27a6d3  No.385503

>>385497

Him in a tophat?


d85748  No.385504


27a6d3  No.385505


5bb889  No.385506

File: 1a61549f4566639⋯.png (69.57 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, 1a61549f4566639b2d29e4463a….png)

>>385502

And now for my second course of sweeties tonight, Belgian white choco cookies


e2e90a  No.385507

>>385499

>2 hours

it was more like 2 minutes tbh, maybe the profile i rustled up just made her think i was weird i guess


27a6d3  No.385508

>>385506

phew. goodlad


abadf0  No.385509

>>385493

baste but misledpilled


d85748  No.385510

File: c4c061284883772⋯.jpeg (31.34 KB, 357x480, 119:160, image.jpeg)

>>385508

>he doesn't save my OC


d85748  No.385511

>>385506

Thanks lad, I needed it earlier but didn't have it


27a6d3  No.385512

>>385510

I-I did now


5bb889  No.385513

File: b7428752dacf46d⋯.png (47.21 KB, 762x754, 381:377, 637c69b0e64331c0424ec5105d….png)

>>385512

someone stop me


d85748  No.385514

>>385512

Okay…


d85748  No.385515

File: bbc2a63b0de3afc⋯.jpeg (462.3 KB, 736x552, 4:3, image.jpeg)

Lads, looking at an old thread, it looks like I was having premonitions about the NZ shooting shortly before it happened

Look at these posts I made…

>>382215

>>382229

>>382224


5bb889  No.385516

>>385515

that was after the shooting


d85748  No.385517

>>385516

No it wasn't.


27a6d3  No.385518

>>385515

Damn. Do you feel anything coming to you now?


d85748  No.385519


27a6d3  No.385520

File: d113a8a47e1fcf1⋯.gif (600.06 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 6ee3e3263465e807f1e44c9819….gif)

>>385519

Feel this?


5bb889  No.385521

>>385517

yes it was


06dc99  No.385522

File: f8957e44d0f2dd3⋯.png (1023.37 KB, 852x572, 213:143, audry.PNG)

why is it the only good non-jewish women are french women?


27a6d3  No.385523

>>385522

just stick to the reindeer, lad


abadf0  No.385524

>>385522

correct ratio of swarthy and civilised


d85748  No.385525

>>385521

It was before I knew about it, I can tell you that


b2e1ba  No.385526

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh


27a6d3  No.385527

File: c8589b982b153af⋯.png (633.22 KB, 550x550, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Hope to see you lads in the woods later


d85748  No.385528

>>385520

Lad, that's not me being punched by the doggo

its you


27a6d3  No.385529

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

>>385528

b-but I love BIG DOGS


d85748  No.385530

File: f2bad10da7145b7⋯.jpeg (123.03 KB, 2048x1726, 1024:863, image.jpeg)

>>385527

Oosh, I'm as straight as the next guy, but that Jack Donovan, he can really turn a man's head…


d85748  No.385531

File: 27a686ba816c57a⋯.jpeg (13.27 KB, 219x230, 219:230, image.jpeg)

>>385529

They dont love you apparently


27a6d3  No.385532

File: 95199d67d43e9f6⋯.png (144.13 KB, 500x332, 125:83, ClipboardImage.png)


27a6d3  No.385533

File: 36a11efe99b5aee⋯.png (2.08 MB, 1280x800, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

Nature… give me your power


176989  No.385534

>>385515

Nah. The story broke in the prior thread.

>>>381705

Am i doing that right?


27a6d3  No.385535

>>385534

>Am i doing that right?

a-apparently not

>>381705


d85748  No.385536

File: 9df894cafcd465f⋯.jpeg (17.99 KB, 200x221, 200:221, image.jpeg)

>>385533

I'm mirin, ngl


176989  No.385537

>>385535

Can never remember how to cross link things.


5bb889  No.385538

File: cf21ef4a432b5af⋯.jpg (113.97 KB, 1200x671, 1200:671, mdp1gzjfnp811.jpg)


d85748  No.385539

File: 1853cbcc62d1d66⋯.jpeg (82.46 KB, 992x558, 16:9, image.jpeg)

>>385534

I see, I was unaware it had happened though. All I remember was having a sleepless night, a shitty day, then going to be early and waking up to hear about it after a long rest

It seems I missed the news as it happened (I was having a sleepless night, it happened 3am uk time) had a wreck of a day, oblivious to it, went to bed that night and only then found out about it in the morning

If you check my posts, you will see I didn't post about it until after I had my nice long sleep, because I didn't actually know it had happened yet

>>382616


27a6d3  No.385540

>>385537

me neither, but when linking to the same board you can just use two arrows, like a regular reply, it gets worse when crossboardposting


d85748  No.385541

>>385538

There ought to be a version of this where you first get your heart broken, and the effect that has tbh


d85748  No.385542

>>385533

post more sexy jacks


27a6d3  No.385543


d85748  No.385544

File: aaafd3090320d6b⋯.jpeg (54.07 KB, 850x565, 170:113, image.jpeg)

>oh hai. I was just thinking 'bout you brah. Was thinking maybe you and me should save the white race together, if you know what I mean


27a6d3  No.385545

>>385544

B-but The Poster Formerly Known As Bins two men can't do that!


d9dd2e  No.385546

>>385544

this jd posting is rly funny lol


d85748  No.385547

File: c6868000a37beee⋯.jpeg (94.1 KB, 768x960, 4:5, image.jpeg)

>>385545

>two men can't do that

Have you tried? As a Neitchian I personally believe that there is nothing two seriously committed virile men can't achieve, provided they have enough Faustian spirit, like Prometheus or some other hot ancient Greek mythical figure


06dc99  No.385548

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

:(


27a6d3  No.385549

File: 1594e8acb6e7216⋯.png (462.65 KB, 1024x490, 512:245, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385547

>like Prometheus or some other hot ancient Greek mythical figure

keeek. God he'd probably want the statues of his ancestors to witness the act, maybe they would recognise the ritual and grant him his wishes. Me? I' more of a Hercules lad


27a6d3  No.385550

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>385548

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Wessex BTFO

also this lad is alright


d85748  No.385551

File: bf60631789747cd⋯.jpeg (34.92 KB, 550x545, 110:109, image.jpeg)


02a7c0  No.385552

Wouldn't mind a Jewish gf tbh


27a6d3  No.385553

>making me remember my old route as I listened to it then

NO


abadf0  No.385554


5bb889  No.385555

22st is a nihilist who doesnt even care about his own race anyway


d85748  No.385556

File: 4ac57ecebf33dc8⋯.jpeg (59.96 KB, 960x639, 320:213, image.jpeg)

>what? The fire on my head? Yeah, that's just something I do to relax with my gay pagan beef-cake biker gang friends. You should try it some time. With us.


27a6d3  No.385557

>>385555

Where did you get that, lad? Your quads don't prove you right smh

>>385556

keek. I guess getting pozzed is okay if you are right wing


5bb889  No.385558

>>385557

you dont care about your race, you complain about people being racist and you would not send em all back if you could, weak pussy


27a6d3  No.385559

>>385558

I guess I don't like racism to some extent, yes. The rest isn't true and you'd at least have to quote something I've said.


d85748  No.385560

>>385555

Behead_those_that_insult_22st.jpg


02a7c0  No.385561

File: d4c4b18d55965b8⋯.png (416.47 KB, 620x387, 620:387, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385558

>sending them back

>not having sex with them and then sending them back pregnant


27a6d3  No.385562

>>385560

flink_gutt.jpg


06dc99  No.385563

File: b19fdf01b5a7d3d⋯.jpg (231.74 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, Jewess 83.jpg)

I think israel is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.


d85748  No.385564

File: 601eba32bb40288⋯.jpeg (62.48 KB, 539x381, 539:381, image.jpeg)

>>385557

>getting pozzed

Releasing your inner barbarian to rekindle the prometheain spirit that built the empire of Rome, and "getting pozzed" in the bonobo globo homo cult are worlds apart lad


5bb889  No.385565

>>385561

terrible idea long term, stop thinking with MUH DICK


abadf0  No.385566

File: 54770c91a2d576e⋯.png (10.02 MB, 2686x3600, 1343:1800, 54770c91a2d576ed9a49d7b3ad….png)


27a6d3  No.385567

File: 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB, 504x379, 504:379, punch.png)

>>385565

Hey, poo, talk shit, get hit


02a7c0  No.385568

>>385565

If we'd bleached Africa and the middle east 100-200 years ago we wouldn't be in this state now.


5bb889  No.385569

File: f087e4ee9594578⋯.png (84.78 KB, 686x689, 686:689, 1531244859321.png)

>>385567

FUCK YOU


27a6d3  No.385570

>>385569

nah fuck you lad you started bullying me out of nowhere and I have to go to work soon. I bet you are just waiting for me to leave so you can keep bullying me


b2e1ba  No.385571

>>385568

all that needs to happen is for all non-white males to be exterminated and for all non-white females to be modified such that they and their descendents can only bear female offspring. think about it, that'd work. best possible scenario, white race is saved forever AND we get unlimited bleaching (although the mud blood would eventually be so diluted, you couldn't tell)


e2e90a  No.385572

>>385538

don't do this to me

not now


e2e90a  No.385573

>rampant gayism

>goblin posting

>22st saying he doesnt like racism

ok bye…


27a6d3  No.385574

>>385573

keek. Have to understand what that means though, lad


b2e1ba  No.385575

>>385573

yeah no more gayism tbh even if it's ironic

gayism no, racism yes. non-white/non-straight genocide pls


06dc99  No.385576

File: 5ba8ac89207506e⋯.jpg (34.16 KB, 500x698, 250:349, Jewess 813.jpg)

>>385573

kee bie


27a6d3  No.385577

File: f9572621c1958e1⋯.png (88.74 KB, 2000x774, 1000:387, f9572621c1958e1c20029643ff….png)

SPIG WILL NOT REPLACE US


27a6d3  No.385578


b2e1ba  No.385579

File: 3a1b1716c29c4fc⋯.mp4 (6.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, wherethefuckaretherestofyo….mp4)


27a6d3  No.385580

>>385579

>goes from 20 to 40

also is he just using a meme, that sounds like meme text keek


abadf0  No.385581

File: 26d41729a7851cb⋯.jpg (229.52 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 26d41729a7851cb7578f20b48b….jpg)


27a6d3  No.385582

work time lids, later


06dc99  No.385583

File: 6e19d2be97b6011⋯.jpg (250.13 KB, 1280x1525, 256:305, Jewess 879.jpg)


d67e35  No.385584

>>385582

wage safe


abadf0  No.385585

gobIines are love


e2e90a  No.385586

>>385582

drive safe tooty


abadf0  No.385587

jevv


e2e90a  No.385588

gobIin


e2e90a  No.385589

oh fuck


b2e1ba  No.385590

File: 25517283d3b9d53⋯.png (17.99 KB, 812x727, 812:727, 25517283d3b9d53d93a5f244b8….png)

>>385585

goblines get the gas


b2e1ba  No.385591

hungry af. when is the damn mummers gonna get home and slap together some grub?


8ac587  No.385592

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


abadf0  No.385593

gobIin


abadf0  No.385594

fuck off spig


06dc99  No.385595

>"i don't even do anything as BO so you shouldn't complain"

>constantly puts filters over jew.e.ss


e2e90a  No.385596

my taint is tingling and pulsing and it feels good


b2e1ba  No.385597

starving, I keep scarfing down anything I can find that's edible. had some more crostini (some italian cracker thing with fennel), some dipped in tapenade. then I ate the rest of a bag of some meme legume (I don't normally eat legumes) "lupini beans", it says they FUELED ROMAN LEGIONS and helps you CONQUER HUNGER. they do have protein and carbs in equal measure and tasted okay with the lime concentrate seasoning so I scarfed 'em down. then I had a couple tablespoons of almond butter

all of this is trashy snacking- too much carbs, not enough protein. this mummers needs to get here stat and fork over the grub, grill me some burgs or smth. earlier I had chicken in a bowl with salsa 'cause we don't even have wraps to make piri piri or mustard baby spinach chicken wraps

>>385595

one of a good board owner's few responsibilities


b2e1ba  No.385598

File: 4bc74eeca960c62⋯.jpeg (58.24 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 8ee9eb5299c8eec6d67030cc5….jpeg)

keek


b2e1ba  No.385599

"subscribe to pewdiepie" is the new h'white sue-prem-iss dogwhistle


b2e1ba  No.385600

sue-premise


176989  No.385601

>checking 4chan's /a/ for the first time in years

Oh wow. It's /v/ with anime now. Their snooty, self important culture didn't save them.


b2e1ba  No.385602

finally, some damn burgs to put in this stomach


5a2380  No.385603

File: e84a5fc4a08535c⋯.jpg (51.28 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 44041f14edfef092b4b193092f….jpg)

>>385602

Stay away from the meat patties, I hear the people that made them ended up in the meat.


06dc99  No.385604

File: 9dc303a2aaff1d0⋯.png (634.91 KB, 431x650, 431:650, snap.png)


38121e  No.385605

File: 8b6ff67f0beb7f8⋯.jpg (263.7 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, 0dec89859d1dd88f213ae9015e….jpg)


176989  No.385606

tbh, Brexit was illegal.


b2e1ba  No.385607

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

been enjoying this album the past couple days


27a6d3  No.385608

>>385605

what is this?


27a6d3  No.385609

>>385604

keek that peek


b2e1ba  No.385610

File: d9977e8af0c65ce⋯.mp4 (1.2 MB, 480x848, 30:53, d9977e8af0c65ce7adde2b8a60….mp4)

Yellow Vest Burn Jewish Bank Macron to Put Troops on the Street With Live Ammo

>So last weekend lots of stuff was happening and it was easy to gloss over the yellow vests protests because at this point it has almost become a routine. Week after week they turn multiple French cities to gridlock, destroy ZOG property, and generally cause all kinds of trouble. But the important thing to understand is that last weekend they set a bank on fire, and provoked all kinds of hell from the ZOG machine as a consequence. By “set a bank on fire” I’m not saying they threw a molotov at it and burned the doors. A group of protestors took hold of the blocks surrounding it, set it on fire, and prevented the advancement of fire services until the entire interior was turned to burning embers and ash, beyond any recoverability.

>This category of permanent destruction of Jewish infrastructure had not happened before. It was the central branch of Banque Tarneaud in Paris. Banque Tarneaud is one of the oldest banks of France, and owned by Societe Generale. SG is a massive banking conglomerate that is the core of Jewish financial subversion. It is intimately tied into Macron’s establishment, and gives Macron’s associates massive, multimillion dollar contracts. They lashed out at the wicked finance Jew and wounded one of his many tentacles. The Jew is finally personally bleeding from a wound inflicted by populist rage. He thus marshals his forces for massive retaliation. Firstly, military units are going to be deployed on the streets of Paris with the job of putting down protestors.

https://fr.news.yahoo.com/gilets-jaunes-militaires-sentinelle-mobilis%C3%A9s-135401972.html?guccounter=1

https://twitter.com/i/status/1106900967650410499

>A group of protestors took hold of the blocks surrounding it, set it on fire, and prevented the advancement of fire services until the entire interior was turned to burning embers and ash, beyond any recoverability.

fucking badass


dd15ad  No.385611


dd15ad  No.385612

can't wait for the retarded police to shoot French people, things won't get better for Macron


dd15ad  No.385613

File: ff8e6343b26faeb⋯.png (541.89 KB, 1209x742, 1209:742, ClipboardImage.png)

keeek


b2e1ba  No.385614

File: 129bde7ae76d813⋯.jpg (182.34 KB, 1425x1125, 19:15, 229dfd5604e7675a27aa4b7bfa….jpg)


d9dd2e  No.385615

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b2e1ba  No.385616

File: 260f6880cb3fc2b⋯.mp4 (8.28 MB, 1000x564, 250:141, Yungcsgomosq3-1-1.mp4)

File: 85edf8fd5cd7ebc⋯.jpg (266.26 KB, 768x990, 128:165, 85edf8fd5cd7ebcdc5b124dd24….jpg)

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File: 55128b9ac254f12⋯.jpg (91.21 KB, 1305x693, 145:77, e104e67b7db0b2de3ede7efd6c….jpg)

>4am

rip

HATE doing my facial cleansing/moisturizing and dental hygiene pre-bedtime routine, HATE it


b2e1ba  No.385617

almost April and it snowed again. kek what the fuck


b2e1ba  No.385618

had a slice of bread with chestnut spread on it, delicious. alright gotta force myself to do that damn stuff

>floss (5 min)

>scrape tongue (seconds)

>brush (5 min)

>apply moistuzur (5 min)

>retainer (5 min)


d9dd2e  No.385619

>>385618

Goodnigh Lad


a67cba  No.385620

File: 45e01aff68039f5⋯.png (42.68 KB, 500x327, 500:327, thats-bullshit-but-l-belie….png)

>drunk uncle going on last night that he expects to make millions because he's put 5 grand into xrp and it is to bitcoin what the bullet train was to the steam train so it's just Darwinian natural selection


d67e35  No.385621

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d9dd2e  No.385622

File: a6a1ca8b42869fb⋯.jpg (76.63 KB, 359x391, 359:391, 1552851633836.jpg)

>>385620

The boomers are getting into crpyto? Is it time to buy and ride the wave?


d67e35  No.385623

File: 35f006dc73e1fa7⋯.png (140.34 KB, 768x731, 768:731, murrca111.png)


a67cba  No.385624

>>385622

Don't think he's a boomer tbh. He's about 50 so on the border a bit.


d9dd2e  No.385625

>>385621

This made me really chuckle lol


d9dd2e  No.385626

>>385624

Ah fair enough. It seems like the last time bitcoin did well it was a lot of middle aged people buying it who didn't really understand computers and losing their savings.


d67e35  No.385627

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fresh tisms


d9dd2e  No.385628

Amazed that this dumb cryptocurrency nobody took seriously in 2011 and used to buy drugs and pizza is now worth like $70bn dollars.


d9dd2e  No.385629

File: 28fd54f045790ff⋯.jpg (33 KB, 584x464, 73:58, D2Sm4tMWkAc478R.jpg)

Would be interested to see how those lucky neets with lambos are doing now.


a67cba  No.385630

>>385626

Yeah he did mention people buying bitcoin when it was high and losing like 10 grand recently. Keek. He didn't do that though. I still no f all about crypto but this xrp seems suspicious to me, because it's a (((bankers))) crypto by admission.


d67e35  No.385631

>>385629

Tarrant was one of them i think

or some other investor's trap scheme that he actually benefited from


d9dd2e  No.385632

File: 0d44400792d20e5⋯.jpg (182.65 KB, 1080x1183, 1080:1183, image0.jpg)


394c04  No.385633

File: 77fcb11320f6e10⋯.jpg (214.48 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 77fcb11320f6e10e2d70944b85….jpg)


d9dd2e  No.385634

had a dream i went to japan alone it was very lonely


d9dd2e  No.385635

File: e087c0bd8379cac⋯.png (1.14 MB, 900x600, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


8ac587  No.385636

wew lads

POSSESSING OR DISTRIBUTING TARRANT'S MANIFESTO TO GET UP TO 14 YEARS JAIL TERM

https://www.radionz.co.nz/news/national/385399/christchurch-mosque-shootings-manifesto-deemed-objectionable


4e5939  No.385637

got offered 3 jobs last night

lets see if any get back to me

wanked smh i was doing so well


06dc99  No.385638


d67e35  No.385639

>>385636

bit late to it lad, someone has already been gulaged


06dc99  No.385640

File: 2b5c0f5abe4d996⋯.jpg (112.11 KB, 1080x1149, 360:383, Jewess 543.jpg)

morning


d9dd2e  No.385641

File: e7045ec75a4631f⋯.jpg (17.72 KB, 997x558, 997:558, D2P3aViVYAAdSep.jpg)

>>385636

>>385638

>>385639

hello fellow antiraycists


06dc99  No.385642

File: fb506210c502fa2⋯.jpg (30.15 KB, 454x401, 454:401, fb506210c502fa23b6aaf27cae….jpg)


a0aa0a  No.385643

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)


06dc99  No.385644

File: baf8939d9f7f2a8⋯.jpg (77.97 KB, 960x638, 480:319, baf8939d9f7f2a8bbc29ab2120….jpg)

>>385643

morning


d67e35  No.385645

File: a486cf466393dc4⋯.png (314.26 KB, 1869x641, 1869:641, ClipboardImage.png)


a0aa0a  No.385646

>>385644

Morning lad.


06dc99  No.385647

>>385645

lmao, you're going to get v& (and so am I since I want to do it too, tbh)


06dc99  No.385648

>>385645

i got the exact same score as you


06dc99  No.385649

File: e60cb05eb4036a3⋯.gif (1019.87 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Britney-Spears-Cringe-Face.gif)

>my dad is asking about me

super uncomfortable


1f408c  No.385650

wish nails either weren't a thing or much better than they are so we had actual claws

as is they're a bit lacklustre and silly looking tbh


1f408c  No.385651

why is our sense of smell so shit compared to other animals

if we ever come into contact with aliens I bet the first thing they'll notice is we all smell like shit


06dc99  No.385652

File: 31c9a04c33bd98d⋯.jpg (12.89 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 779.jpg)

>>385651

only some


1f408c  No.385653

also arsecheeks are a disgusting concept we walk about with our sweaty hairy shithole constantly being smothered and rubbing against itself. if we want to rest we literally have to rub our anus against the ground. humans are revolting creatures. the noble deer launches its shit out of a strategically placed hole with minimal contact with the rest of its body. a much more graceful system than what we have.

our hair placement looks awful too. hair on top of the head, in the armpits, on the calves and around the cock is quite possibly the least aesthetic combination possible. hideous, grotesque creatures.


8ac587  No.385654

File: 9991758029dab99⋯.png (59.39 KB, 294x172, 147:86, ClipboardImage.png)

>385653


a0aa0a  No.385655

File: 045813d58bfc724⋯.jpg (363.55 KB, 990x743, 990:743, 1426442813555.jpg)

>>385650

>>385651

>>385653

Are you a furry lad?


83e758  No.385656

>>385650

They help you pick up coins and other things, lad, and peel out large dried snot flakes, and scratch you and other things I am sure.

>>385651

Keek. We are very sight-oriented I guess.

>>385653

>tfw awful hairline and stache and beard doesn't connect

ahhh


83e758  No.385657

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83e758  No.385658

>mummy told me she would wake me up

>she didn't

you're not supposed to walk into my room look at how cute I am sleeping and then not want to wake me up as I am sleeping so peacefully, that is literally the opposite of what I wante.d ree


8ac587  No.385659

File: 44c1f92eb95f834⋯.png (10.73 KB, 1078x600, 539:300, bd18ef8d7b1df619dfc8e6fcbf….png)

>>385658

smh how the proud Norseman has fallen


83e758  No.385660

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

>>385659

How so?


4e5939  No.385661

>>385659

this picture always makes me laugh


83e758  No.385662

>>385661

>tfw while exaggerated it is pretty accurate


a0aa0a  No.385663

File: e78d5846205f669⋯.gif (1.8 MB, 360x480, 3:4, e78d5846205f66921d63838951….gif)


4e5939  No.385664

feel like pure shit


83e758  No.385665

>>385663

Hi friend, I'll be saving that gif.


83e758  No.385666

>>385664

me too tbh at least din dins will be tasty


a0aa0a  No.385667

File: 3d69d79db811477⋯.jpg (56.84 KB, 1106x688, 553:344, 1424473143897.jpg)


a0aa0a  No.385668

File: 5e3f3116ce64145⋯.jpg (49.62 KB, 526x701, 526:701, 1460016023256.jpg)


83e758  No.385669

File: b38fd734aa2643e⋯.png (134.91 KB, 644x493, 644:493, ClipboardImage.png)

Now what could have made Dorshite feel like shite


4e5939  No.385670

>>385668

too much alcohol yesterday and a wank


8d1631  No.385671

File: d2e74a78321879e⋯.jpg (69.37 KB, 690x908, 345:454, m219157-000_a2_kleid_clown….jpg)

> no gf


83e758  No.385672

File: 44c30ac21891d6a⋯.png (594.73 KB, 655x677, 655:677, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385671

looks like mummy in the 90s


8d1631  No.385673

File: 04d5d6844c6fcc4⋯.jpg (46.48 KB, 640x868, 160:217, flickenweste-clown-fuer-da….jpg)

>>385672

bring back the 1990s


83e758  No.385674

File: afd6c7d0e64ea36⋯.png (6.45 MB, 2744x1784, 343:223, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385673

tbh. It looks like another world, a wholesome world, even though I bet it was shit too.


8ac587  No.385675

>>385674

Is that your mummy?


83e758  No.385676


a0aa0a  No.385677

File: 14919eca47a2447⋯.gif (1.13 MB, 255x144, 85:48, 1421576318460.gif)


a0aa0a  No.385678

File: 07f6c8b07aec117⋯.jpg (31.91 KB, 478x457, 478:457, 1425748591836.jpg)


8d1631  No.385679

>>385674

In the UK at the time it was shit because there was a recession starting in 1992. You could say pretty much what you wanted though without risk of getting arrested.


4e5939  No.385680

>>385674

>tfw not your dad


83e758  No.385681

>>385680

he's no longer allowed to touch her smh


4e5939  No.385682

>>385681

he is weak

he should force himself on her


83e758  No.385683

>>385682

maybe that is what did it, idno she acts so uncomfortable. as a kid and now I could only imagine what happened. That shits fucks you up tbh, already talked about how it made me worried about a divorce.


4e5939  No.385684

>>385683

maybe she doesnt like him wanking


83e758  No.385685

>>385684

kek, yeah I can ask myself all these questions smh

>she found his brapfolder


176989  No.385686

>>385672

Didn't know your mummy was a timelord.


ca6174  No.385687

>>385664

me too I can't take it. I've spent a a year giving everything I had to healing myself knowing from the start the most important thing is sleep and I haven't been able to have a good night this whole fucking year. Recently found out it might just be because I've had way too much salt in my diet. Such a simple thing and it took an entire year you figure out. It's just so difficult to keep going every day but if I don't I'll never be better ah fucking hell. It's okay if you don't read I just need to vent I have no one to talk to. I know it'll be alright once I can sleep again but it's hard to come to terms with spending so much time this way Jesus christtttt


a0aa0a  No.385688

File: f2d5d9a1425373f⋯.jpg (32.02 KB, 517x476, 517:476, 1422251602647.jpg)


ca6174  No.385689

Ignore that post


a0aa0a  No.385690

File: 7ae3e0433ee6e1c⋯.jpg (85.13 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1432154464292-2.jpg)


83e758  No.385691

>>385686

> timelord

show me a pic of one, lad

>>385687

You don't even know if it is the salt though. Poor lad.


ca6174  No.385692

>>385688

>>385690

thank u welshlad


a0aa0a  No.385693

File: a07b2082dde6589⋯.jpg (121.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

MUSHROOMS


a0aa0a  No.385694

File: dc487346ec66332⋯.jpg (85.04 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1432154464292-4.jpg)

>>385692

No problem lad.


176989  No.385695

File: 2ddd62f5f4bc605⋯.png (438.49 KB, 620x413, 620:413, ClipboardImage.png)


8ac587  No.385696

File: 6935ae778eb7cc5⋯.png (228.64 KB, 463x480, 463:480, ClipboardImage.png)


ca6174  No.385697

>>385691

Had a hair test with sodium being really elevated so I just really really hope so


83e758  No.385698

>>385696

How did you get a pic of The Poster Formerly Known As Bins' dick?

>>385695

>those mismatched lapels

very 90s

>>385697

I think you shouldn't focus on getting a result that you think will somehow change your whole life, if that's what you are doing.


8ac587  No.385699

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pure comfy tbh

>>385698

I cannot disclose the secrets


83e758  No.385700

>>385699

BIG LAD. God that looks so sticky. It'd all get in his beard


8ac587  No.385701

>>385700

that's why napkins were invented lid


176989  No.385702

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>>385698

That was the 80's. They were doing a lot of coke.


8ac587  No.385703

File: a063aa20ca2d707⋯.png (486.45 KB, 586x632, 293:316, ClipboardImage.png)

BIG bites tbh


83e758  No.385704

>>385701

it will still remain in the beard smh, but oh well you can still taste tasty food on your stache later.

>>385702

alright boomer. Kek what the fuck. Makes me think of Bowden


ca6174  No.385705

>>385698

I'm not expecting it to change my whole life i just hope lowering it will calm my body down enough to sleep properly again so I can recover more smh sleep is so important. I'm doing so many things to heal but thats the number one that i just can't get aaaaaahhh not having a go just frustrating


83e758  No.385706

>>385705

Well you do take naps and you did say you don't exercise much. I think cutting out naps and going for walks would help. Maybe you already tried that though.


176989  No.385707

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>>385704

Colin Baker's Doctor was great. He didn't give a fuck.


8ac587  No.385708

>just realised I need to fuel up before I drive to toil

ffs and today I was feeling so easy about the journey


83e758  No.385709

>>385707

I wonder if this show actually creates autists


83e758  No.385710

>>385708

fueling up is a big event in Britain?


176989  No.385711

>>385709

Nah, it just attracts us like flies.


a0aa0a  No.385712

File: 84ea6885c704f38⋯.png (10.68 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


83e758  No.385713

>>385711

So it's a turd?


ca6174  No.385714

>>385706

sometimes the fatigue is that bad I have to lie down, go for walks nearly daily tho, heavier exercise burns me out its a bitch. thanks for listening though. one day I won't post about this shit anymore but sometimes I need to let it out haha


8ac587  No.385715

>>385710

No just tedious when there's only one station nearby and it is a small one


5bb889  No.385716

File: eef8d88b251a731⋯.jpg (44.38 KB, 720x602, 360:301, 1506205756431 (1).jpg)

just had the weekly bath


83e758  No.385717

>>385716

Hope you scrubbed lad or all those layers of grime is still stuck to you

>>385715

Do you all fight over it?

>>385714

>one day I won't post about this shit anymore but sometimes I need to let it out haha

That's okay. Sounds like you have something wrong with you though, but your doctor should have been able to tell what that is.


8ac587  No.385718

i'm off lids night


176989  No.385719

>>385713

It's probably my favourite premise for a fictional work ever, that tends to be executed at various levels of incompetency, but that often adds to it's charm.

So, yes and no.


5bb889  No.385720

File: 1832e0e73c73207⋯.jpg (36.44 KB, 670x424, 335:212, 1524704110716.jpg)

>>385717

>Hope you scrubbed lad or all those layers of grime is still stuck to you


d67e35  No.385721

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anyone want to watch some random prison wigger thing? think it was reccomended on /tv/. looked interesting enough


a0aa0a  No.385722

File: 54176d0471b3add⋯.mp4 (337.05 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1465829775917.mp4)


a0aa0a  No.385723

>>385718

Night lad.


a0aa0a  No.385724

File: 21d0b5e640c2c51⋯.png (166.86 KB, 636x426, 106:71, 1432102647995.png)


83e758  No.385725

>>385718

later lad, safe wagin

>>385719

Kek. What's the premise, lad? I don't even know that smh. All this Jahans consumption and I didn't even get that

>>385720

Is your gf going to lick it off you?

>>385721

Yeah


d67e35  No.385726

>>385725

It's two hours long, could start literally right now, or wait till 8


d67e35  No.385727

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Also this homo seamonkino


ca6174  No.385728

>>385717

doctors have been useless and told me to take anti depressants and go to therapy the medical system is really bad for stuff like this. Ive had to research everything to figure it out and ways to cure it. its like cfs/adrenal fatigue but it's not good to get trapped by labels so whatever ehhhh that's got it out my system. I'll shut up now I know I don't have much of a right to go on here I've barely posted for so long


83e758  No.385729

>>385726

put it on, lad, goingg to get some din dins


ca6174  No.385730

least I've learned enough to be a health guru now


d67e35  No.385731

https://www.rabb.it/WessexDruidTBH

A FILM ABOUT PRISON AND STUFF STARTING LITERALLY WITHIN THE NEXT SEVERAL MINUTES


ca6174  No.385732

>>385718

cya lad


02a7c0  No.385733

>>385728

imo depression is pretty much just a cortisol (ie stress) response, if you haven't been under duress lately then it probably isn't depression


a0aa0a  No.385734

>>385728

>medical system is really bad for stuff like this.

I know lad.

Try some different diets lad, cut sugar out as well if you haven't already, meditate too. What's your current diet like?


83e758  No.385735

>it's another mummy didn't heat the chips enough so they are still frozen or cold in the middle episode


a0aa0a  No.385736

>>385730

Good lad.


a0aa0a  No.385737

>>385734

No flag.


ca6174  No.385738

>>385731

doesn't look very good smh


02a7c0  No.385739

>>385670

>muh carbs

>drinks alcohol

lol


5bb889  No.385740

File: 872958a43e5959c⋯.jpg (141.34 KB, 930x620, 3:2, 1521282185057.jpg)

I dont have a gf


176989  No.385741

>>385725

The premise is there's a race of super advanced aliens called the Time Lords. The Doctor was a dickhead Time Lord who decided he wanted to steal a time machine and putter about through time and space being obnoxious, and causing trouble. When he's on the verge of death, he gets a new body, and essentially becomes a new person. On his travels, he picks up companions who come and go.

Mechanically, it's a pulp sci-fi series that can do something completely different every episode, and continually renew and refresh itself by cycling out the main cast.

But like I say, it rarely actually lives up to any of this potential, and is basically just a big fifty year long joke.


83e758  No.385742

>>385740

Went through your post history

FUCK YOU


a0aa0a  No.385743


83e758  No.385744

>>385741

Kek, thanks for the quick rundown, lad. Wouldn't being a new person change him though, like he wouldn't be a dick or something


176989  No.385745

>>385744

Yeah, and that happens sometimes, but often times writers get lazy and just continue to write the character the same way. This is kind of the problem. Writers don't really know how to do justice to the premise, or just want to stick with what's safe and familiar.


d9dd2e  No.385746

File: a0cc42255647b15⋯.png (178.27 KB, 445x437, 445:437, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385687

I know how you feel completely lad, the fatigue and sleep thing especially. The sleep thing is especially annoying because everyone wants a good nights sleep and when you don't get one it's frustrating as it's hard to tell why or what you're doing wrong.

Makes me think about life because lads like us that sometimes struggle with the little things but keep pushing through are still here, but a lot of people I knew in school who were super athletic and strong as kids have passed away from sudden illnesses and stuff. Maybe we're stronger than we think.


5bb889  No.385747

>>385742

wont be posting that woes OC that Im making based off your suggestion then


ca6174  No.385748

>>385733

yea it's definitely more of a symptom for something deeper going on but docs like to just throw pills at it, makes the NHS seem even worse when you realise GPS don't actually cure anything but treat symptoms

been quite lucky to have a stress free environment all this time tbh

>>385734

kek I've been through veganism (oops), keto, carnivore, now I'm eating basic meat and veg seems like a safe and healthy way to eat

meditation is great tbh it feels so good to be free of your mind and catch out bad thinking, when I haven't slept i just refuse to even try and be in that zone tho lol

how are you doing lately lad I remember you were always underweight?

>>385741

he really is a dick he left his whole race to be genocides and deserted from war lmao

I always wished they would show the actual time lord world in an episode but they had that excuse of it beige a war in time or whatever his planet is erased from history


83e758  No.385749

>>385747

I-I was only joking lad ahh


d9dd2e  No.385750

File: 686824988f79b96⋯.png (790 KB, 482x720, 241:360, ClipboardImage.png)

check out this 3,000 year old greek tree that still produces olives lads. they should keep it going as long as possible it's beautiful tbh


176989  No.385751

>>385748

Yeah, if you trace it back, basically ever terrible thing that happens over the course of the series is the Doctor's fault.

They actually had a few episodes set on Gallifrey in the old series, but budget meant it was mostly corridors and quarries. The Deadly Assassin's a pretty good episode.


4e5939  No.385752

>>385739

lad i ate a mushroom risotto and a sandwich today

i dont have a choice right now


8aede8  No.385753

>>385752

I had my typical mummy-made weekend breakfast

>scrambled eggs with onions, red bell peppers, mushrooms, and a homemade egg sauce made from ketchup with a lil bit of caynne pepper sauce

>bacon

>buttered toast

>french press coffee with double cream

everything organic

then I took my vitamins

>multi

>fish oil

>MSM

>loratadine (antihistamine)

>st john's wort

>muruna pruriens

perfect way to start the day


5bb889  No.385754

>>385750

sorry needs to be bulldozed to make way for a refugee center


a0aa0a  No.385755

>>385748

Glad you're sorting yourself out lad, hope you get even better.

>how are you doing lately lad I remember you were always underweight?

Still underweight, diet's a bit better now, still having some problems though. I'm doing better health wise which is good, but there's still more to do.


4e5939  No.385756

>replies despite knowing he will be filtered

why?


d9dd2e  No.385757

>>385748

where's the episode where the doctor takes the redpill and goes back in time to save europa lol


176989  No.385758

>>385757

It'll happen when I'm in charge of writing, tbh.


d9dd2e  No.385759

File: 1d78947e4f468bb⋯.jpg (35.19 KB, 683x581, 683:581, 1550258913609.jpg)

>>385748

>tfw all that debate over the auschwitz death toll and how it wouldnt be possible is because the doctor sonic screwdrivered the ovens and made them go at light speed


d9dd2e  No.385760

feel bad about that joke but the idea made me lol tbh

>>385759

>>385758


1f408c  No.385761

>>385654

kek

>>385655

nah I was just making some observations

>>385656

yeah you're right actually, nails get a pass


176989  No.385762

>>385759

>That's not a shower room with a wooden door. That's a Tardis!


d9dd2e  No.385763

File: d2d7b3af161c889⋯.jpg (54.05 KB, 320x480, 2:3, 1548547325494.jpg)


1f408c  No.385764

>>385722

love this clip


a0aa0a  No.385765

File: 7f0423b91358e47⋯.jpg (63.04 KB, 479x479, 1:1, 1424469330674.jpg)


a0aa0a  No.385766

File: e7b1763fb5286d0⋯.jpg (50.54 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1456916467329.jpg)

>>385761

>nah I was just making some observations


8aede8  No.385767

File: d2bd51a466194cb⋯.png (42.81 KB, 400x534, 200:267, ea6e01eabde968a19db3987a8d….png)

>>385756

you still read it


4e5939  No.385768

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


4e5939  No.385769

i love coaches laugh


8aede8  No.385770

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is what metal is supposed to sound like


d9dd2e  No.385771

File: 5e4f311f91afd19⋯.png (106.97 KB, 310x232, 155:116, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw driving test in early april and once i get insurance and license that means i can go visit all my newbrit friends

*drives across north sea to trondelag*


8aede8  No.385772

>>385771

>*drives across north sea to trondelag*

nunnel when?


d9dd2e  No.385773

>>385772

nunnel top kek


83e758  No.385774

File: 40e2efef5add335⋯.png (907.21 KB, 624x750, 104:125, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385771

goodlad, let's drift down the mountains


d9dd2e  No.385775

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>385774

woah its just like my animes

i wonder if i can drift in my shitty 98 honda civic


ca6174  No.385776

>>385746

it can be so rough sometimes, going to bed early and feeling you got it right and nothin, so true about not being able to tell, almost makes me wish for transhumanism since maybe wed get a display that'd show us exactly what we'd need to sleep well or something but ah I'm sure as long as one keeps searching for answers that they'll come eventually. feeling lots better now I got that out thanks lad. it's nice you empathise but wish you could sleep too.

there's definitely something to the saying hard times create strong men tbh it can really bring out some good qualities in you so that you can keep going in the right direction. I'm so disciplined now lol and used to be such a hedonist in my teens 😂

>>385750

wonder if an OlympIan sat under this very tree

>>385755

thank you lad. that's good to hear I'm sure you can get where you want with perseverance

>>385759

>>385762

lmfao

*buzzzzz* Show yourself Jews I know you have really been the reptilliords from sigma 9 masking yourselves all along!


ca6174  No.385777

>>385771

waw good luck lad


ca6174  No.385778

>>385774

you have to do it without spilling a drop from a can of surstromming lol


a0aa0a  No.385779

File: d11e5c414b18cdf⋯.jpg (269.77 KB, 925x1032, 925:1032, 1460030043043.jpg)


83e758  No.385780

File: f5db0ce1ed3bf06⋯.png (19.16 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1552966886193.png)

>>385778

>Surströmming has been part of northern Swedish cuisine since at least the 16th century.

We all look the same to you?


d9dd2e  No.385781

File: 7370d020d30fff3⋯.png (320.19 KB, 473x465, 473:465, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385778

>you have to do it without spilling a drop from a can of surstromming lol

made me laff


d9dd2e  No.385782

>>385780

i knew you'd be triggered over this rofl


4e5939  No.385783

could have been a really good day today

but i had to fuck it up

its as if my body hates being happy, it rejects it and forces me to be sad


a0aa0a  No.385784

>>385771

Good luck lad.


83e758  No.385785

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)

>>385782

IT'S Ø


83e758  No.385786

>>385783

sounds a bit pathetic, lad


ca6174  No.385787

>>385780

:^)

would have thought you guys would eat it too

>>385783

it's probably so used to negativity that it'll try to keep you there and as you change your mindset it'll push back, don't let it control you lad


d9dd2e  No.385788

>>385784

>>385777

Thanks lads, I really spill my spaghetti, I'm not that nervous a person really but exam situations psyche me out.

>>385776

>*buzzzzz* Show yourself Jews I know you have really been the reptilliords from sigma 9 masking yourselves all along!

😂 the ethnostate cant come soon enough. i would pay the tv license then

>wonder if an OlympIan sat under this very tree

comfy thought

>feeling lots better now I got that out thanks lad. it's nice you empathise

Ya I know exactly how you feel rome wasn't built in a day one day we'll look back and feel good about how much we've improved over the years

>I'm so disciplined now lol and used to be such a hedonist in my teens 😂

iktf with dieting now, i eat a lot lot healthier than i used to, i still don't get enough sun though bit of a shutin still , just not that much to do these days! im playing call of cthulu pen and paper rpg with friends tomorrow even when im social its a shutin thing lol


4e5939  No.385789

>>385787

its like being happy is a foreign entity to my body

and yet there are people that feel happy and so full of life every single day, mad

>>385786

yeah..


83e758  No.385790

>>385787

>would have thought you guys would eat it too

I am sure we do. Norwegians eat a lot of disgusting things, I am just not one of them

>that time a jar of rotten fish or whatever fell to the floor in the shop I worked at and the smell never went away

>>385789

>yeah..

Yeah.


d9dd2e  No.385791

File: a0f5f4a6e48759a⋯.jpeg (10.01 KB, 179x255, 179:255, a0f5f4a6e48759a56b3507a52….jpeg)

>>385790

>I am sure we do. Norwegians eat a lot of disgusting things, I am just not one of them

I'm glad they don't eat 22st's, they should be a protected species tbh


4e5939  No.385792


83e758  No.385793

>>385792

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

>>385791

Keek. Can you rewrite that sentence so it means what I meant for it to mean?


4e5939  No.385794


d9dd2e  No.385795

>>385793

>Keek. Can you rewrite that sentence so it means what I meant for it to mean?

uuuh it does sorta make sense already tbh but maybe

Norwegians like to eat a lot of disgusting things, I don't though.

or something


83e758  No.385796

File: 9596d3a047a4b5f⋯.jpg (365.23 KB, 1384x1103, 1384:1103, 902c56912fe6dc6d3725c0e713….jpg)

>>385794

say the alphabet backwards, include Norwegian letters while doing clap push ups. Also shit yourself while doing all this


83e758  No.385797

>>385795

dumb english dumb westie


4e5939  No.385798


a0aa0a  No.385799

>>385788

>but exam situations psyche me out.

Yer I know lad, it sucks.


d9dd2e  No.385800

File: 797120b86838248⋯.jpg (63.89 KB, 690x690, 1:1, D2VKGC_UcAAoo60.jpg)


83e758  No.385801

>>385798

shut up


5a516d  No.385802

File: d9c9b8e9b8476b1⋯.png (799.87 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, 2b3c5f79b826a3e8b620ee7b16….png)


83e758  No.385803

>>385802

>tfw have a pic of mummy like that


176989  No.385804

>>385803

Oo, err.


ca6174  No.385805

>>385788

just don't crash your car again and youll prob be ok

>Ya I know exactly how you feel rome wasn't built in a day one day we'll look back and feel good about how much we've improved over the years

totally I'm confident in this fuk I wish it'd hurry up sometimes but ye it's all part of the journey

hey if you're feeling like you don't get in the sun i know a place where the gulf stream looks fondly on :^) lol but it's probably fun so you shouldnt care you're shut in ish if you're happy always wanted to try tabletop gaems

>>385790

I love how it's literally the strongest smell in the world or something God willing I won't come into contact with it ever kek

>>385791

Kek


4e5939  No.385806

>>385801

no lol


4e5939  No.385807


ca6174  No.385808

sauna n bed bye 😥


83e758  No.385809

>>385808

>sweating before bed

lad…


83e758  No.385810

nigh pal


d9dd2e  No.385811

File: 592c3008e59d16a⋯.jpg (64.77 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, D2NVuJwVAAA_qBt.jpg)

>>385808

>>385805

Goodnightlad nice chattin as always


1f408c  No.385812

Wish I was born in the future where VR is actually real and not just the nintendo wii with phone screens held a few cm away from your eyeballs


5bb889  No.385813

>>385812

>tfw will probably live to see this

cant wait tbqh


8d1631  No.385814

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

might build one of these


1f408c  No.385815

need liquid dopamine injected into my brain at all times


1f408c  No.385816

just constant pumping, drown my neurons in dopamine so I can't even speak


02a7c0  No.385817

File: 2ffbe3b71ea30c0⋯.png (17.38 KB, 433x408, 433:408, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385812

>brain gets uploaded to the virtual universe

>my conscious has to wageslave for the company that owns the servers for eternity in order to fund its continued existence


83e758  No.385818

>>385815

>>385816

wouldn't that ruin the receptors, isn't that a problem already without being pumped full?


8d1631  No.385819

File: 20e3e41b978fa99⋯.jpg (2.95 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, IMG_20190323_102412.jpg)

>>385815

>>385816

get out into the natural world


4e5939  No.385820

>>385819

>farming

>natural


02a7c0  No.385821

File: d896786fc6f0a69⋯.png (1.86 MB, 1440x1458, 80:81, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385753

>then I took my vitamins

>>MSM

Sounds like a well nice brekkie though ngl, you should lend me your mum


4e5939  No.385822

>>385821

only after i have a go on her


4e5939  No.385823

>>385818

>tfw my receptors are fucked


1f408c  No.385824

>>385813

>you will live to see the day you can viciously rape and murder gamer girls with zero real life repercussions

Feels good man

>>385817

Wonder what you would experience if someone turned off the server with your consciousness in it, and then turned it back on again. Would you feel anything at all? Would it be like going to sleep and waking up?

>>385818

I think I'd either overload on it and die or become so dull to pleasure I become an emotionless automaton

>>385819

I try this every so often but I live in a shithole cluster of towns so dull, grey civilisation is literally everywhere in sight.


02a7c0  No.385825

>>385820

good lad, sadly the wildpill is beyond the reach of most modern humanoids.


176989  No.385826

File: a5d83f2e6463e1f⋯.jpg (18.35 KB, 214x317, 214:317, hqdefault.jpg)

>>385817

AY BRUV. WOT IF BITCOIN MINING USED REAL SLAVE LABOUR? SCARY INNIT?


02a7c0  No.385827

>>385826

I should probably get and watch the rest of black mirror tbh, I did quite like them even if brooker is a bit of bellend.


176989  No.385828

I always wanted to play the game from eXistenZ, tbh. You ever seen that film? It's like a randomly generated RPG that pulls elements from you own mind. Completely implausible, but I want to play it.


176989  No.385829

>>385827

It is pretty well made. particularly the earlier ones. Making fun of Brooker is too fun though.


02a7c0  No.385830

>>385824

>or become so dull to pleasure

Not when you hack your gene expression to keep the receptors from downregulating during the dopamine deluge. It's pure bliss for the rest of eternity for you, boyo.


4e5939  No.385831

made loads of pasta tbh


1f408c  No.385832

File: 4fca7fd459f5927⋯.png (69.49 KB, 244x200, 61:50, ClipboardImage.png)

>>385830

>You will never spend a hundred years just constantly cumming


4e5939  No.385833

>>385832

cumming feels horrible


394c04  No.385834

File: ea50520b93d87f8⋯.png (3.24 MB, 1200x1412, 300:353, ClipboardImage.png)

the way to avoid becomming a slave to cummies is to take the kantpill lads


02a7c0  No.385835

>there are entire universes whose inhabitants are all trapped in a permanent vegetative state of self-pleasuring, unwilling to take their fingers off the joy button and go do anything else because it feels so good


83e758  No.385836

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>385832

this scene makes me cum tbh


4e5939  No.385837


02a7c0  No.385838

>>385834

Quick rundown?


394c04  No.385839

>>385838

follow duties nigga


02a7c0  No.385840

>>385839

What sort of duties are we talking here, by melanin-rich friend? Because it doesn't seem to me that we live in a society worthy of service. Not to disavow duty towards family and friends of course, if you have them.


83e758  No.385841

>tfw balls itch so much I'm using the cat brush on them


83e758  No.385842

File: 09092137031960b⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1336x1500, 334:375, ClipboardImage.png)


02a7c0  No.385843

>>385842

>>385841

Good posts, these should be memorialised on the walls of the palace of eternity.


83e758  No.385844

File: db8fd6c3e47ceae⋯.png (360.34 KB, 504x504, 1:1, db8fd6c3e47ceae2f23800857e….png)

>scratching it makes it itch more


83e758  No.385845

>>385843

thanks, lad


394c04  No.385846

>>385840

if you wouldn't want the world to do it then don't do it


02a7c0  No.385847

>>385846

>"would I want the world to exterminate the Jews?"

Interesting philosophy.


394c04  No.385848

>>385847

if you exterminate jews you won't have beautiful wives


83e758  No.385849

>>385848

lad just give him the quick rundown on Kant, you're just being confusing


02a7c0  No.385850

>>385848

I don't expect to get one anyway, and if I can't have one nobody can.


5bb889  No.385851

>>385850

> and if I can't have one nobody can.

based


5bb889  No.385852

File: ed33b64a86f8367⋯.webm (7.11 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, woesy 2.webm)

he really needs to lose weight tbqh


8d1631  No.385853

>>385841

how often do you change underwear?


4e5939  No.385854


83e758  No.385855

>>385852

Already (You)d on the other board. Top fucking keek, lad. Way better than I expected.

>>385853

Wednesdays and Saturdays I guess


176989  No.385856

File: 27dd84ea7c55149⋯.jpg (19.74 KB, 510x533, 510:533, conradpoohs1.JPG)


06dc99  No.385857

File: 0d661a7a8ab5f3d⋯.jpg (73.89 KB, 1080x718, 540:359, Jewess 722.jpg)


83e758  No.385858

>>385852

half of the /brit/ (You)s are mine as it was my idea tbh


83e758  No.385859

>that mock debate in high school where you got really emotional

should have taught it more tbh. I didn't understand how you could defend something you don't believe, but that just means the teacher was shite


83e758  No.385860

>>385857

*grabs her by the pussy*


4e5939  No.385861

just end it.. fuck


8aede8  No.385862

>>385842

we have the same brush for my cat, he loves getting brushed on the cheeks and forehead. should get your own for nad itches though, using the one you brush your cats with is r00d

>>385848

good


83e758  No.385863

>>385862

makes she smell my finger after wiping some crotch grime tbh


8aede8  No.385864

File: 3028db92e7435f5⋯.png (57.16 KB, 880x848, 55:53, c0b872c6d57469dafff16c3603….png)

>inb4 leddit soyims convert to pisslamb


a67cba  No.385865

File: 584fa3c5c9ebd4d⋯.jpg (49.38 KB, 642x450, 107:75, cancun-swim-with-the-dolph….jpg)

File: af2c62cad2d0816⋯.jpg (150.08 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, large (1).jpg)

File: 44e7819ca8dee76⋯.jpg (38.69 KB, 674x446, 337:223, swim-with-dolphins-in-canc….jpg)

File: 6afee25f87ea58e⋯.jpg (89.87 KB, 800x600, 4:3, nada-con-delfines.jpg)

File: fc03bb0aaa7a148⋯.jpg (268.04 KB, 800x530, 80:53, dolphin_swim_ride1.jpg)

WHITE WOMEN LOVE DOLPHINS


06dc99  No.385866

File: 9af0d19a1a97201⋯.jpg (57.66 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, Jewess 464.jpg)

jew,es,ses are g-d's gift to the white man.


394c04  No.385867

>>385865

is there an animal wh*toid women won't fuck


83e758  No.385868

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

8aede8  No.385869

>>385863

cats are naturally curious, especially about smells. sometimes when I take a piss, my cat will come in, put his paws up on the toilet bowl, look in and sniff my urine. that's pretty normal but using your cat's brush on your balls is still r00d, you should be nice and respectful to the kitties. save the wrath for the mudshits


06dc99  No.385870

if you don't settle down with a jewish woman you're basically asking to get fucked over


83e758  No.385871

>>385869

kek what the fuck. My cat drinks from the toilet tbh


176989  No.385872

>>385864

Would be an improvement.


4e5939  No.385873


83e758  No.385874


a67cba  No.385875

>>385867

>make a wholesome post about white women's love for majestic animals

>taigs mind goes immediately to the gutter

Smh.


8aede8  No.385876

>>385875

but unironically though I would totally dump a girl if I found out she ever had a dog. you just can't trust them with that


83e758  No.385877

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


8aede8  No.385878

male dog anyway, bitch doesn't matter


a67cba  No.385879

>>385876

Lad that is vile. I'm sure the average woman wouldn't fuck a dog. I had a female doggo and never tried to fuck her. Smh you are sick.


83e758  No.385880


06dc99  No.385881

spic is such an unappealing, irredeemable piece of shit he can't even find a girl that would place him above fucking a dog, sounds about right


5bb889  No.385882

>>385881

says the cunt shilling goblines


06dc99  No.385883

File: fa1fa2e3375a44f⋯.png (341.26 KB, 444x790, 222:395, Jewess 563.png)

>>385882

they're sweet


4e5939  No.385884

>>385882

cringe


a0aa0a  No.385885

>>385879

WOMAN DETECTED


8aede8  No.385886

>>385879

we don't know how many do it, but it's probably a disturbing amount and therefore it's better to be safe than sorry

>>385883

no, they're not. they're evil and should be tattooed and bug sprayed


394c04  No.385887

>>385886

>no, they're not. they're evil and should be tattooed and bug sprayed

no


4e5939  No.385888

>ywn inject bleach into spicposters blood and watch his die in pure agony over the course of several days


a0aa0a  No.385889

File: 09bba02673b3fa6⋯.png (31.58 KB, 452x295, 452:295, 1456583537664-1.png)


83e758  No.385890

tfw made cummies smh feel dead inside


d67e35  No.385891

File: d3802d74f306f81⋯.png (187.57 KB, 519x547, 519:547, asirpa14.png)

day 2 tbh

aching like the devil

almost caught up on golden kamuy, last two episodes. It's really really good smh kay and 22st not watching it


8aede8  No.385892

>>385890

there's no point in beating yourself up over it, lad. oyster up to replenish zinc and you'll feel better


176989  No.385893

>>385891

look at her big face.


83e758  No.385894

>>385891

t. 2 jojo episodes


d67e35  No.385895

File: 13d1273f1ca373f⋯.png (437.41 KB, 727x469, 727:469, asirpa28.png)

>>385893

I really like the art style for the manga, it flips between extra-detailed serious and funny doodles. The anime tries to do it to a lesser extent as well.

>>385894

at least Ive given it a chance and it's still in my backlog


5bb889  No.385896

File: 45f88af6216ff07⋯.jpg (571.82 KB, 1037x1597, 1037:1597, 1530537510978.jpg)

>>385890

>tfw back on it

>day 6

>determined now

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT


83e758  No.385897

File: 099c424718f80ce⋯.jpg (14.82 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 099c424718f80ce4918fcaa01a….jpg)

>>385896

>every day now I've been talking to myself while working telling myself "what's so hard, just don't fap and don't eat sweeties"

>and then I come home


176989  No.385898

>>385895

Two episodes doesn't give a great indication of what Jojo is as a franchise, tbh.


d67e35  No.385899

File: ca91502dd9d8cd5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.12 MB, 1293x1070, 1293:1070, ClipboardImage.png)

>two old solders from opposite sides of the Boshin War duel to the death

>chained together

>as naval artillery bombards the prison they're fighting in

>soldiers and guards fight eachother

>and 700 prisoners swarm outside of the cells


8aede8  No.385900

>>385897

nofap is hard 'cause as soon as you start on a streak your libido goes up and you feel compelled to wank

don't understand the sweeties issue, I've been weaned off sugar for years. though recently I did buy this italian hazelnut-cocoa spread and this frog chestnut spread, both have tons of added sugar. that's about it though. nowadays, almond butter is plenty desserty if I'm feeling that

also as I've mentioned, 0mg vaping is a good way to satisfy a sweet tooth without ingesting calories. I'd honestly recommend it lad


5bb889  No.385901

File: b8feadcdbd01b81⋯.jpg (116.25 KB, 1200x1145, 240:229, b8feadcdbd01b811cc8b6d0a8b….jpg)

>>385897

WE ARE ALL GONG TO MAKE IT


a0aa0a  No.385902