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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 32c8eea7cbdd2f9⋯.png (453.41 KB, 548x548, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

d9dd2e  No.385197

BBC Weather: Snow forecast to BLANKET Britain as bitterly cold system RETURNS


BBC WEATHER has forecast snow is set to return to some parts of the country this weekend as bone-chilling air heads southwards towards Britain.

>BBC Weather has claimed snow could blanket northern parts of Scotland and fall to lower levels as bitterly cold air returns to the nation this weekend. Temperatures have neared the high teens this week with spring-like conditions gripping much of Britain. But, thermometers are expected to dip once again this weekend, as a bone-chilling system whips towards the north of the UK.

>BBC Weather forecaster Ben Rich said: “During this evening and tonight, a predominately cloudy night, quite misty and murky, damp and drizzly in western areas.

>“This rain band then starts to approach the far northwest of the UK. Temperatures overnight around 8C to 10C.

Brexit: Theresa May to urge MPs to back deal as delay agreed


Theresa May will return to the UK later to try to convince MPs to support her withdrawal deal after the EU agreed to postpone Brexit beyond 29 March.

>On Thursday night, after eight hours of talks, EU leaders offered to delay Brexit until 22 May if MPs approve Mrs May's deal next week.

>If they do not approve it, the delay will be shorter - until 12 April - at which point the UK must set out its next steps or leave without a deal.

>Mrs May said MPs had a "clear choice".

Swedish Employment Service Demands More Migration to Prop up Welfare State


Sweden needs more migrants to keep its vast welfare state afloat despite the high unemployment rate for foreigners, according to the country’s Public Employment Service Director General Mikael Sjöberg.

>Mr Sjöberg, along with labour market analyst Torbjörn Israelsson, argues that the increase in the country’s elder population in coming decades could lead to a collapse of the welfare state without added migration, Nyheter Idag reports.

>The pair, do, however, acknowledge the huge disparity between the employment rate of native-born Swedes and foreign-born residents which was highlighted in a report last year that showed natives to have a low 3.6 per cent unemployment rate while the rate for foreigners was 19.9 per cent.

>The unemployment difference is also clearly seen in the heavily migrant-populated city of Malmö where the unemployment rate is double the national average.

d67e35  No.385199

File: 1e429109ae5867a⋯.png (771.28 KB, 1024x1164, 256:291, 2.png)

First for just fucking killing all media outlets

they can't even stop lying for a goddamn weather forecast

>BLANKET Britain

>actually just northern scotland

d9dd2e  No.385200

File: 93f427cf5ea7171⋯.png (369.2 KB, 678x717, 226:239, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d32d6480a943865⋯.png (617.84 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, bateman.png)

d9dd2e  No.385201

File: bc31c2ec422828e⋯.jpg (896.42 KB, 2000x2829, 2000:2829, 1492624159488-0.jpg)


smh they tricked me

1f408c  No.385202

File: ed5b6fed148f715⋯.webm (2.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, punching bag.webm)

God I wish that were me

1f408c  No.385203

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Want a German gf to wallop me in the bollocks

4e5939  No.385204


LOL she looks so puny compared to him

he could probably knock her out in one jab lmao

her ass is so fucking flat too

4e5939  No.385205


well you could have had daftie but you'd also have to take it up the bum smh

4e5939  No.385206

>not been on proper holiday in over 10 years

>only real holiday since was scotland for 9 days last year but i had no glasses and couldnt see so may as well not have went

>every other holiday has been for like 2-3 days without much to do


4e5939  No.385207

>drink alcohol last night

>wake up with blocked nose


1f408c  No.385208


I know that feel lad, haven't been abroad since 2012

Want off this ride

1f408c  No.385209

File: aae86f6e9954d88⋯.png (563.71 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


>you'd also have to take it up the bum

4e5939  No.385210




i am going to try just going places as much as i can, i dont care about going far away tbh

4e5939  No.385211

>mother still hasnt bothered to get someone to fix the shower


hate having a fucking bath

4e5939  No.385212

>all these people that take hot showers and have to use deodorant and then get mad at people for not using deodorant even though those people don't smell anywhere near as bad as them

4e5939  No.385213

*sprays my body with toxic chemicals*

ahh yes… now i am clean..

06dc99  No.385214


this says a lot about society

ca6174  No.385215


lol its so stupid, smh at our teenage days of gassing our selves with lynx before going to school or whatever because we thought it was what we should be doing

my grandma got me this unscented antiperspirant roll on thing a while ago because she thought it was healthier or something I'm not sure but then it says on the label one of the ingredients is straight up aluminium lol.

tfw you appreciate the thought but dont wanna tell her it's kinda poison and its just gonna live in the drawer forever.

a67cba  No.385216

File: bc00a423a5f0d2a⋯.jpg (32.53 KB, 550x366, 275:183, QPIXXcB.jpg)


I think my last holiday was a decade ago or more too. Went to Cornwall with family, some of whom I'm seeing today. First and only time I went surfing. Can't imagine I was any good but it was fun.


Haven't been abroad since idk 2006. A qt Greek waitress gave me and cuddle and kiss and posed for a photo with me because it was my birthday. Also got a kiss from a Spanish lass my age at the hotel when we played volleyball together at night. Tfw no medess gf.

a67cba  No.385217


Not defending body sprays but as far as I understand it, lots of types of metal atoms are part of harmless or beneficial molecules. Sounds weird but you'll know we have iron in our blood. Plus hydrogen is theorized to be a metal (just not in our environment) so technically pure, clean water has metal in it. Most of the elements are metals or metaloids. Really intriguing how important and varied their properties are not jsut for modern industry but for biology, life itself.

4e5939  No.385218





lick it and see what happens


s-save up £5 a week and then go on a cheap holiday at the end r-right???

ca6174  No.385219


sure man I understand that we need certain minerals to be healthy and yeah I also think it's wild how much different levels of them in your body can affect your whole personality even, some metals are straight up toxic though, there's studies on aluminium causing alzheimers and stuff and it's added to so many things, it's part of the effort to dumb us down imo

4e5939  No.385220

>going to a mad wedding party tonight

God help me

d9dd2e  No.385221

File: 0e31c4d95858087⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 1600x1194, 800:597, 1547672453313.jpg)



That stuff you made smelled really nice 1000x better than anything you could get in a shop

ca6174  No.385222

File: e5c9f6e88466412⋯.jpg (209.97 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mob-psycho-ep8.jpg)


Aaahh thanks westo

hoped it wasn't too strong lol I'm glad

ca6174  No.385223


4e5939  No.385224

ca6174  No.385225

missing a bunch of emojis on this phone dunno how to update it

ca6174  No.385226


what sorry

4e5939  No.385227


very funny

d9dd2e  No.385228

File: a0f5f4a6e48759a⋯.jpeg (10.01 KB, 179x255, 179:255, a0f5f4a6e48759a56b3507a52….jpeg)


rofl get with the times granddad

was surprised you hadn't heard much about that NZ shooting when everyone was talking about it, you must really live in the wilderness

3fc28f  No.385229


based and swarthy

4e5939  No.385230

>people shrunk several inches when they switches to crops instead of meat

>this is healthy


d9dd2e  No.385231

File: ee1a41468b6f64b⋯.png (331.38 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

New Populist Party Goes from Zero Seats to Largest Party in Dutch Election


A new populist, Eurosceptic party has achieved the remarkable feat of going from zero seats to becoming the largest single party in the Dutch Senate in a single election, as a young politician likened to a “Dutch Donald Trump” beat seasoned professionals in Wednesday’s poll.

>Thierry Baudet’s Forum for Democracy party, which has gained attention for its Euroscepticism, campaigned against open borders politics and against what he calls “climate-change hysteria,” winning 86 seats across the Dutch regions. The victory put his party ahead of even the ruling mainstream conservative People’s Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD), which achieved 80 seats.

>Forum was founded in 2016, and this is the first regional election the party has contested. Remarkably, in some Dutch regions Forum was so unexpectedly successful it won the right to appoint more elected members than they actually have registered candidates living in those areas.

>The regional seats translate through the Dutch constitutional system into seats in the appointed upper house Senate. The party will have 13 seats, making them the largest group — and robbing the governing VVD of their majority.

this is some good news lads clogs rise up.

3fc28f  No.385232


Problem is is that I think they might be more milquetoast than Geert's party (if such a thing is possible)

d9dd2e  No.385233

File: fe80d6ca8805a63⋯.png (298.23 KB, 400x541, 400:541, leon1.png)


bet if we had PR like all these lame europeans UKIP would have so much momentum ree

d67e35  No.385234

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh civic keks

d9dd2e  No.385235



gonna have to go back to ascii

ca6174  No.385236


o okay. have this weird thing after playing too many mobas where stuff like rofl always seems really negative cuz of how people used it when you messed up smh league of legends is traumatic


kek this board is like the only forum kinda place I go now its peaceful being outta the loop tho I do feel like an old man some times, get excited when there's reduced meat at the shop now 😅


it's funny how height has been rising since ww2 and now it's going to go back down again


for a while it felt like wed be the only ones to leave whew after we left everyone thought there'd this cascade of other countries following suit but nothing much has happened, guess it takes time tho

ca6174  No.385237

also ":)" is the most passive aggressive smiley ever


itll always be the cutest tbh


3fc28f  No.385238

File: 0745d4fb80d5430⋯.png (1.22 MB, 800x1000, 4:5, 0745d4fb80d54300470c947d69….png)

d9dd2e  No.385239


>o okay. have this weird thing after playing too many mobas where stuff like rofl always seems really negative cuz of how people used it when you messed up smh league of legends is traumatic

it would be so fun to play a moba together the newbrit lads, but then i remembered how angry they can make you at your teammates and how addictive they can be lol maybe not. who was your favourite hero guy? in dota 2 i really liked ember spirit

>kek this board is like the only forum kinda place I go now its peaceful being outta the loop tho I do feel like an old man some times, get excited when there's reduced meat at the shop now 😅

sounds comfy, we all need some time to unplug from the wired and relax with nature every now and then

>it's funny how height has been rising since ww2 and now it's going to go back down again

luckily us tall lads don't need to worry 😎

ca6174  No.385240


kek good British obstinacy feels

d67e35  No.385241

File: 654de3036783c91⋯.png (17.79 KB, 567x561, 189:187, revolverkkk.png)

a (2) on druidpol just said brexit is cancelled lads, is it time to rise up?

d9dd2e  No.385242

File: d7400df7e44a0c1⋯.jpg (528.08 KB, 2480x3507, 2480:3507, 155287473423.jpg)

d9dd2e  No.385243


Looks like Parliament is still negotiating over possibly delaying it?

06dc99  No.385244

File: 0022e5b34fb8a40⋯.jpg (52.76 KB, 600x606, 100:101, Jewess 686.jpg)


wholesome and sweetpilled

d9dd2e  No.385245

File: 4c4b0175093994f⋯.png (469.03 KB, 1500x788, 375:197, ClipboardImage.png)

wholesome /brit/ oc

4e5939  No.385246


>now really hungry

>but i dont have any food


4e5939  No.385247


wew laddie

3fc28f  No.385248


Milana is so lovely

ca6174  No.385249


would like that tbh I think it'd be fine we're all big boys now and should be able to use moderation. wew he looks stronk and assassin like, suprised you didnt pick a support tbh :^) liked quite troll ones like shaco who go invisible and pop out of nowhere lol

>luckily us tall lads don't need to worry 😎



kek reminds me of Charlie brown


rip dorsey's gains

ca6174  No.385250


1f408c  No.385251


H-hello mummy m-may I please cum on your feet

1f408c  No.385252

File: 6d1d61677fd63e6⋯.png (213.08 KB, 300x470, 30:47, ClipboardImage.png)

Crisps for lunch

ca6174  No.385253

File: 0c9f0d09e451044⋯.gif (85.55 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 815705024b89ec77d814ec1571….gif)

1f408c  No.385254

File: 65094b4cad45b1c⋯.png (888.68 KB, 780x808, 195:202, bork2.png)

1f408c  No.385255

File: 990fcfb4b96b901⋯.png (63.63 KB, 678x610, 339:305, ClipboardImage.png)


d9dd2e  No.385256


i'll have a go at it what is it league of legends? the only other game i really play is tetris lmao


I really like making a stew every week or two and plating it up to eat throughout the week so I can have a healthy meal with lots of meat and veggies whenever I want.

4e5939  No.385257

Grilled steak with a horseradish, red sauce, mayonnaise, worcestershire sauce and lemon juice sauce.

4e5939  No.385258

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no crazy norn gf

d9dd2e  No.385259

File: 95e08bcf5109e2d⋯.jpg (31.36 KB, 252x289, 252:289, tomo.jpg)


still not watched evangelion

d9dd2e  No.385260

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4e5939  No.385261

>eat small amount of fiber yesterday

>today i have a horrible mushy shit

every time

06dc99  No.385262


quit sifting through your feces

27a6d3  No.385263



27a6d3  No.385264


>would like that tbh I think it'd be fine we're all big boys

are you 6'2 now, lad?

27a6d3  No.385265

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hey scatologist has some advice for you lads

d67e35  No.385266

File: e8222ad2427742c⋯.png (195.17 KB, 700x400, 7:4, neetpepe3.png)

>it's an I'm really bored but don't want to do anything even though there's lots of work to do day

got a huge backlog of web novels, manga and anime, AARs etc and can't be bothered with anything

27a6d3  No.385267

27a6d3  No.385268


based dopamine

d9dd2e  No.385269

File: 284b37eefc6af10⋯.png (560.2 KB, 700x700, 1:1, Annie_Leonhart_character_i….png)


You should be really productive and do a bunch of tidying or something

But really you should read SNK

27a6d3  No.385270


Yeah do something around the house tbh or do something in preparation for something big in the future. I'm going to do 30 push ups for the white race later tbh

27a6d3  No.385271

File: 122f23182a4bba0⋯.png (755.99 KB, 1242x2208, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

d67e35  No.385272

File: 269c601e4680393⋯.png (129.46 KB, 500x552, 125:138, vompepe3.png)

fucksake lad


When it first came out I followed it up to the retarded arc where the fighters also turn out to be giants or whatever the shit and got disgusted and dropped it


no motivation tbh

27a6d3  No.385273

File: fa71eed877c95d9⋯.jpg (14.84 KB, 306x295, 306:295, 1324632232814.jpg)

>Norwegian boomer radio talking about the EU letting the UK extend the deadline for leaving

>since he's a boomer he pronounces English words and Names he does not know the way it is pronounced in Norwegian

>Tusk ends up sounding like "tosk" which means "retard"

27a6d3  No.385274


guess you could always keep complaining in the thread instead keeek

d67e35  No.385275


might just go to bed and stare at the ceiling or something

hitting peak ennui tbh

27a6d3  No.385276


not a very attractive trait, lad. Gotta do something to get this girl

4e5939  No.385277

>when people refer to their pet[s] as their children


4e5939  No.385278


come to the party with me lad

d67e35  No.385279



Here I sit, and want only to wait


It's a wedding isn't it? They'll think you're a homo and throw the bouquet at me

ca6174  No.385280


if you play now you'll prob get to high elo before my fight or flight is chilled enough to play lmao it can be so intense

have you ever managed to do all 15 levels I only did it once i was so chuffed 😤


can recommend this


smh smh it's the best there is

I'll get you to one day


have you tried probiotics lad?


give or take half a foot cx

4e5939  No.385281


its an after party thingy

no doubt the stench of weed shall be wafting into my lungs

d9dd2e  No.385282


it's actually a gr8 series regardless of that plot point but i fully get ur point i felt similar. manga is better than the animu

27a6d3  No.385283


>Here I sit, and want only to wait

>tfw you realise mummy and daddy didn't magically become together at 30


ca6174  No.385284


>the flying squirrel


27a6d3  No.385285

File: 7a2ee6ade2f091f⋯.png (2.99 MB, 1767x1488, 19:16, 7a2ee6ade2f091f414a3caa45d….png)

This could be yours Wess, if you worked for it

4e5939  No.385286


yer ma is a cutie lad

27a6d3  No.385287


Yeah I think so too. I was going to say she used to look beautiful but that just sounds mean smh

d67e35  No.385288

File: f29bb1d2ae621eb⋯.png (249.08 KB, 708x480, 59:40, apuhoodie.png)

PLEASE maintain a minimum of literacy lads, it's physically painful to read your posts, using a phone is no excuse.


>some random neckbeard nobody knows turns up and drinks and smokes everything then leaves and you have to explain to them


doubt it tbh

the kays of the world are so rare as to be nonexistant and only the most sheltered of autesses will do at this point

ca6174  No.385289


this is so running in the 90s

27a6d3  No.385290

File: 962756ae43ed909⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.67 MB, 1032x1350, 172:225, ClipboardImage.png)

This could also be yours, Wessex…

4e5939  No.385291


its lovely that you think of your mother in that way

she is indeed a beautiful woman, in soul

d67e35  No.385292

File: 3a967cbff2769ff⋯.png (482.81 KB, 629x403, 629:403, pajeet2.png)

4e5939  No.385293


go to church and find yourself a nice christian girl

ca6174  No.385294


lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

27a6d3  No.385295

File: 297cfbb6892967e⋯.png (977.99 KB, 1492x1060, 373:265, 6db4d2eb2d2ad7a80c62cc607b….png)


Yeah, keek. Dad too. Based 90s.


>the kays of the world are so rare as to be nonexistant and only the most sheltered of autesses will do at this point

Or you know get a normal gf like everyone else.


Yeah, makes me sad to think how little I have appreciated such pure love tbh, a beautiful thing. She looks so happy in all these pictures, and I see it again when she is around her grandchildren.

d67e35  No.385296

File: 36d5c80005e9397⋯.png (381.44 KB, 900x448, 225:112, apuangerey.png)


>even mormons are degenerate retards these days

>they let their daughters go out into the world and engage in a year of hedonism before returning and re-assuming the veil of a "pure" girl and nobody ever mentions it again


I don't understand

d67e35  No.385297

File: a475d34358def65⋯.png (430.89 KB, 600x582, 100:97, just.png)


you mean a roastie? not worth the effort

d67e35  No.385298

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This episode of TPS is extremely spicy btw, got quite a bit about British "politics" in it

27a6d3  No.385299

File: d6c855b85b56b15⋯.jpg (65.74 KB, 720x707, 720:707, d6c855b85b56b153a5a17f9ff1….jpg)

Okay lads let's all speak Welsh so Wessex can't follow

4e5939  No.385300


i thought that was the amish

still all the women at my church are just the typical boring types but are great for marrying

not all women are thots lad, dont let the false blackpills get to you

27a6d3  No.385301

File: f5db0ce1ed3bf06⋯.png (19.16 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1552966886193.png)

27a6d3  No.385302

File: 34415f2ade8eab1⋯.jpg (39.57 KB, 768x522, 128:87, 34415f2ade8eab154ff05ffbde….jpg)

You know what? I didn't even want a gf anyway! THEY ALL TASTE LIKE SOUR GRAPES ANYWAY

77b31b  No.385303


>not all women are thots lad, dont let the false blackpills get to you

You're never going to convince him of this, it's not even worth bothering at this point

d67e35  No.385304

File: 12a8782fc29eeea⋯.png (26.99 KB, 508x446, 254:223, welshpepesad.png)


mae hynny'n teimlo pan nad oes cariad at ferch fugail Gymreig pur

4e5939  No.385305


yeah i guess some people will just never learn sadly

though i guess its for the best if he remains single

d67e35  No.385306



I haven't even seen a woman around my age in several years

4e5939  No.385307


and who's fault is that?

27a6d3  No.385308

File: 7973ea6653d3f13⋯.png (430.17 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


H-here's your shepherd girl, lad

4e5939  No.385309

bath time methinks

27a6d3  No.385310


>tfw you get out and there is a layer of grime floating on top of the water

d9dd2e  No.385311

My driving instructor told me that welsh people say "go play with your grandma" as an insult rofl

77b31b  No.385312


>I've not seen a woman my age in years

>all women my age are thots

non sequitur

d67e35  No.385313


Society's, for causing them all to flock into cities and become roasties instead of being pure village girls that go to the local pub and church

27a6d3  No.385314

ahhhh I can't look at my mummy the same way anymore

ca6174  No.385315

File: 20d33558ccce60f⋯.jpg (43.46 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1381237913-08257900.jpg)

wessex ti dylai gael gobaith

mae cariad yn allan yno i ti chwilio i fe

06dc99  No.385316

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ca6174  No.385317

had to translate 50% of that wew

27a6d3  No.385318


Ignore this post

06dc99  No.385319


>when posters you ignore anyways start posting in a dead language so you can ignore them better

when heaven have i stumbled into

06dc99  No.385320


ca6174  No.385321


kek never heard that one


pam? Smh

ca6174  No.385322


good thing that goes both ways then

77b31b  No.385323

just speak english lol

27a6d3  No.385324

File: 9ae6d7181d66063⋯.jpg (18.85 KB, 332x351, 332:351, 9ae6d7181d66063ea71bdc4fb9….jpg)


>Ignoring Pembs

27a6d3  No.385325


do Anglo kids answer "because" to "why"?

77b31b  No.385326

d67e35  No.385327

File: 921ab4c73e4a865⋯.png (503.73 KB, 659x819, 659:819, implying.png)


hiding away smh

27a6d3  No.385328

File: e6a3d900d03b93f⋯.png (19.38 KB, 573x224, 573:224, ClipboardImage.png)


06dc99  No.385329


>he's actually salty


27a6d3  No.385330


shut up sami

1f408c  No.385331

File: 74a5ed1d8c34fd2⋯.png (949.28 KB, 666x798, 111:133, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn live in an alternate timeline where the Anglo-Saxons won 1066 and England is a comfy Scandinavian paradise of less than 20 million people with zero ties to France and Wales and Ireland both speak Celtic languages and have rich cultures that aren't just funky variants of English culture

Fucking hell

1f408c  No.385332


Is that real?

ca6174  No.385333


sometimes I gotta prove to myself all those years of school weren't all a waste 😅


if I get what you mean yes


knock knock it's time to go out lad


it's just a funny concidence tbh

27a6d3  No.385334

File: 28fdd6b1de8a4bd⋯.png (389.83 KB, 480x300, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)


>ywn live in an alternate timeline where he won

1f408c  No.385335

God I could murder a steak and kidney pie


Always forget about him for some reason

06dc99  No.385336


im sorry you feel slighted, lad. it was only banter

27a6d3  No.385337

File: 4f4c06ad6f7dc55⋯.png (184.14 KB, 797x894, 797:894, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)


>if I get what you mean yes

Why wouldn't you get what I mean?

ca6174  No.385338


I wont forgive you for this



was confusing weird wording

ca6174  No.385339

off tshops

d9dd2e  No.385340



based and yorkshirepilled

27a6d3  No.385341

File: 099c424718f80ce⋯.jpg (14.82 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 099c424718f80ce4918fcaa01a….jpg)


>was confusing weird wording

probably just hard to understand for people who have Welsh as their native tongue

27a6d3  No.385342

Oh right Pembs isn't even a real Welsh lad smh

77b31b  No.385343


>knock knock it's time to go out lad


27a6d3  No.385344

File: 1196720c9863df0⋯.png (183.52 KB, 737x758, 737:758, ClipboardImage.png)

>belly so full of din dins there is no room for pepsi max

4e5939  No.385345

dunno wat to do for 2 hours

27a6d3  No.385346


Maybe you and Wessex would do something together

d9dd2e  No.385347

File: e7479ad38f12190⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


>have you ever managed to do all 15 levels I only did it once i was so chuffed 😤

You mean on like the original game? I never played that actually but it looks challenging, well done lad. These days I play this new version that came out the other year called puyo puyo tetris where you can do 1v1s and it has an ELO system too.

77b31b  No.385348



d67e35  No.385349

playing bordermemes tbh

4e5939  No.385350


not again thanks



27a6d3  No.385351

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77b31b  No.385352

File: 4167affdc3fcf28⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 96.61 KB, 682x959, 682:959, nintchdbpict000287358822.jpg)

4e5939  No.385353

does your lass know you have pornographic images saved on your computer?

27a6d3  No.385354

he should get his gf to visit tbh

77b31b  No.385355


Probably not


Absolutely not

27a6d3  No.385356

please pretty please pleaaase

4e5939  No.385357


do you really want her reading spicposters posts?

27a6d3  No.385358


keeeeeeek. She might like them

4e5939  No.385359


I dont think any woman, no matter how crazy, would

27a6d3  No.385360


It's Mexican culture, lad…

77b31b  No.385361


I'm not subjecting her innocent eyes to any of you psychos

4e5939  No.385362

27a6d3  No.385363


there are no psychos here smh

27a6d3  No.385364


Goodlad keeping us updated

4e5939  No.385365

guess its pub time

27a6d3  No.385366

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God that looks boring

ca6174  No.385367

File: 232b92a277581ae⋯.jpg (32.39 KB, 421x694, 421:694, 76595_1636507482894_154294….jpg)


best dialect



smhhhhh apparently I wrote in Welsh first when I was really smol


meant for wessex my bad


wtf is that stocking and mean bean machine all mixed together that looks so fun lol

d9dd2e  No.385368

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>wtf is that stocking and mean bean machine all mixed together that looks so fun lol

yeah lol they made it into a versus game by making it so that when you clear lines or do puyo combos it messes up the other person with grey blocks/beans. also you play as anime people

d9dd2e  No.385369


Toy Story creeps me out, the toys are sentient and die man

d9dd2e  No.385370

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"Torture" Toy Story Deleted Scene

d9dd2e  No.385371

File: 60beeffb1cef07c⋯.jpg (306.02 KB, 851x1200, 851:1200, 1552863334080.jpg)

Sekiro is out today I think lads.

27a6d3  No.385372


can't believe I missed out on this bulge. I see Bernie is a man of culture


In this one a kid even creates life. Funny how toys being alive is a common meme, it came before the film and is what it is based on. I guess because as a kid you forgot where you put your toys, or your parents or siblings moved them etc. Or you just imagined them to be alive as a lot of toys are creatures after all.

27a6d3  No.385373

27a6d3  No.385374

File: 99beba8d652bc07⋯.png (4.19 MB, 2550x1740, 85:58, ClipboardImage.png)

>90s mummy

See, my hairline always was like that. No bullies

d9dd2e  No.385375

File: 33aee9c4a46df82⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1151x816, 1151:816, lotr war of the ring.png)


>In this one a kid even creates life. Funny how toys being alive is a common meme, it came before the film and is what it is based on. I guess because as a kid you forgot where you put your toys, or your parents or siblings moved them etc. Or you just imagined them to be alive as a lot of toys are creatures after all.

I used to play this creepy lotr rts when I was young a lot and imagined one of the stealth units was real and was my friend

27a6d3  No.385376


KEEEEEEEEK iktf. You just ascribe personalities to things. Used to bring a slice of bread to bed to feed the toys and always made sure they were all comfy under the duvet with me

176989  No.385377


Mean Bean Machine was a reskin of Puyo Puyo, lid.

d9dd2e  No.385378


true, mean bean machine is a true OG gangster game though

176989  No.385379


I think it's the hardest version.

d9dd2e  No.385380


>Used to bring a slice of bread to bed to feed the toys and always made sure they were all comfy under the duvet with me

cute haha

176989  No.385381


Sid actually did nothing wrong. He's just a creative kid.

27a6d3  No.385382


And then I farted

27a6d3  No.385383


true, I just disagree with ruining toys.

176989  No.385384


But then he put them back together and made new toys. Engineering instincts.

27a6d3  No.385385


True. I guess that is what lego is

ca6174  No.385386


that is inhuman wewww


the early 3d animation is the scariest part tbh


ahhhhh I can't believe it

sega why

ca6174  No.385387

tired af gonna go rest 😪

27a6d3  No.385388


I guess it is bedtime for babies

d9dd2e  No.385389

File: 50523fbb1795d8f⋯.png (336.89 KB, 1200x806, 600:403, 1552681769388.png)


have a nice nap pal

have a snoocy

176989  No.385390

File: 1279177db6463a3⋯.png (788.91 KB, 975x1400, 39:56, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 695a39868f57189⋯.png (322.98 KB, 303x477, 101:159, ClipboardImage.png)

Shit, lids.

b2e1ba  No.385391


expected her to go for the bollocks tbh


>he needs glasses



I use two deodorants. one is this potassium alum crystal stuff from thailand, basically a smooth rock that you wet in the sink and rub under your arms vigoriously. then I use a hairdryer and put arm & hammer unscented on top of that


I can't find a torrent for it, nor do any stream sites that offer a free first week offer it, it's so elusive despite being so popular



b2e1ba  No.385392

>Potassium alum or ammonium alum are natural mineral salts made up of molecules that are too large to be absorbed by your skin. They form a protective layer on your skin that inhibits the growth of odor-causing bacteria. These deodorants are recommended by many cancer treatment centers.

>But while this may be a better alternative to most antiperspirants and deodorants on the market, it is not completely aluminum-free.

>Regarding purportedly safe “alum” based antiperspirants found in most health food stores, the companies that produce these claim that the mineral salts are too large to be absorbed and thus provide no danger. However, we have been unable to uncover any solid evidence that supports this claim so it would seem prudent to avoid using them.


might reassess my usage of that crystal deodorant stuff

d85748  No.385393

File: 57dad55a4db36a3⋯.png (61.44 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, image.png)

>buttered smoked haddock on a bed of steamed spinach, served on an organic omelette

27a6d3  No.385394


Even just saying what you eat is a mouthful

d85748  No.385395


It was delicious ngl

27a6d3  No.385396


didn't look closely enough in the chapter. didn't realise we could see the side of his face

>that stache

176989  No.385397


The pattern on his scarf looks like Joseph's hat too. And he's running away.

27a6d3  No.385398


That's a bit of a stretch, the pattern is different tbh.

Not sure how I feel about this part tbh, it feels like it hasn't really been building towards a BIG BOSS

176989  No.385399


I really like it, but I need to see it finished before I can really rate it.

27a6d3  No.385400

running away, so?

176989  No.385401


Running away is Joseph's signature strategy.

d85748  No.385402

Anyone have the posh fat Wojak plz?

27a6d3  No.385403


ah right

b2e1ba  No.385404


fennel crostini dipped in a cuppa cawfee

there's no food really, not that doesn't need to be cooked

a20fd0  No.385405

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best off not using any and letting your natural scents attract women

b2e1ba  No.385406


there's a difference between your natural scent and the stench of bacterial waste (i.e. body odor)

5bb889  No.385407


better looking men smell nicer to woman ugly men smell badly to them regardless of reality

a20fd0  No.385408


shouldn't get it if you wash once a day

5bb889  No.385409



b2e1ba  No.385410


this is true


well it depends if you sweat or not. deodorant makes the difference whether you stink or not if you sweat a lil bit, like if you're wearing a sweatshirt indoors with your arms close to your side for a few minutes

176989  No.385411

File: b4cd7e3b84ca328⋯.png (277.53 KB, 500x766, 250:383, ClipboardImage.png)

89 years after 1924 puts the timeframe at 2013. Part 8 started in 2011, and is presumably set around there.

e2e90a  No.385412

File: e4d5615172cbacd⋯.gif (1.91 MB, 382x308, 191:154, tumblr_inline_pjsw7aTsCn1r….gif)

today he said that Corbyn is a "racist fascist antisemitic old todger"

also i think baste polish mummy coworker basically admitted to me she's racist

d67e35  No.385413

File: 64d8478c210e1e5⋯.png (142.39 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colletex.png)

>quarter-jewish BASED and REDPILLED guy asking to speak with me about "possibilities"



form an alliance with the milf and BTFO the mongoloid

27a6d3  No.385414


single mummy?

032f53  No.385415


NA and milfpilled

e2e90a  No.385416


i thought so until today when she mentioned she has a husband tbh

8ac587  No.385417

File: 35aa9cb16cfad96⋯.png (72.81 KB, 329x417, 329:417, ClipboardImage.png)

evening lids

5bb889  No.385418

File: 2959d802b93b807⋯.jpg (91.29 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 84926056.jpg)

27a6d3  No.385419


Alright, lid?


are those dykes or do they just have long hair

032f53  No.385420


>are those dykes or do they just have long hair

It's 2012 scenecore

5bb889  No.385421

File: 2bf5616efa513fa⋯.webm (3.93 MB, 480x360, 4:3, errd.webm)


this tbqh

27a6d3  No.385422

b2e1ba  No.385423

File: 1546c15d4559c51⋯.png (748.66 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Untitled.png)

27a6d3  No.385424

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keeeeeeeeeeeek what the fuck

8ac587  No.385425


Night of the long feels tbh

27a6d3  No.385426


It's friday isn't it, even wagies should feel alright today

5bb889  No.385427


arent you a wagie

27a6d3  No.385428


yes but newspaper delivery is 6 days a week.

032f53  No.385429

File: ea2dc852a864ec7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 48.52 KB, 480x599, 480:599, 13daabc5d7a2e234fe0852c89a….jpg)

b2e1ba  No.385430

File: 85b11f2ec74c710⋯.png (83.69 KB, 812x727, 812:727, ClipboardImage.png)



27a6d3  No.385431


Vaginas are attached to all kinds of differently-titted women tbh

d9dd2e  No.385432


interesting how normies get all of these narratives filtered down to em, mad. like memis.

8ac587  No.385433

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Hasn't got anything to do with toil lid. Last night I crashed round a friend's house after the shoot I was working on.

He told me that his flatmate (a forme close friend of mine) had recently been broken up with by his gf (another close friend, formerly, and once long time oneitis of mine) and that he had recently been spending time with her and wanted to know my advice (he was unaware of my history with her) about whether he should go out with her properly or just walk away and stay friends with the guy instead.

It's been years since my feelings for her went away, we're not even really close friends anymore, we talked very rarely and met even less over the last year… but for some reason being asked that was a real kick in the feels. I guess it brought back memories of a better time in my life… or maybe missed opportunity… I dunno

032f53  No.385434


there's literally nothing wrong with adult women with small tits

27a6d3  No.385435


I can empathise tbh. Don't feel comfortable giving advise tbh. What do you want to do?

8ac587  No.385436

delete "forme" I accidentally put that in the wrong place and I meant to delete it

a20fd0  No.385437



nothing dates so quickly as the recent past

b2e1ba  No.385438


>t. doesn't like vaggie enough to wanna put his mouth all over it


nothing wrong per se, but big tits are still better

probably the hottest girl I've ever seen was flat as a board. she was this tall (~6') blonde with the sexiest loooong legs/round ass ever, prantsed around in blue short shorts all day driving us wild. funny how she was probably really self-conscious about her height and lack of boobage but she was still suuuch a 10

176989  No.385439

Don't even know what's considered fashionable now.

8ac587  No.385440


I told him that I think he would do better to forget about it. She can be a pretty manipulative person tbh, and she only seems to keep people around as long as they are useful to her. His flatmate will probably be a much better friend to have in the long term.

He took my advice too, so I hope I was right. Apparently she was very upset, but I doubt it was really that big a deal because they haven't known eachother especially long.

d9dd2e  No.385441


I once read that before modern nutrition most lasses had a-cups i think? In medieval times and stuff. I think the chemicals and hormones in water are giving lasses bigger boobs now, might just be that lasses are a lot fatter though tbh.

8ac587  No.385442


Two men arrested over Birmingham mosque hammer attacks


27a6d3  No.385443


>doesn't like vaggie enough to wanna put his mouth all over it

Almost as if we evolved to put our dicks in them


yeah it was probably the best. Can see the possible drama in the future tbh

5bb889  No.385444

File: 0a908876693326f⋯.png (250.64 KB, 601x601, 1:1, 1530274332803.png)


>1 handed himself in

02a7c0  No.385445



d9dd2e  No.385446


Alri flagless lad. The other lad was arrested by 'members of the community', seems a bit ominous.

27a6d3  No.385447

File: 5c586b1e2b3812b⋯.png (1.2 MB, 900x600, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

I want to fuck it

d67e35  No.385448

File: 4f017d10512acc2⋯.png (334.09 KB, 761x1024, 761:1024, patheticdruidfamiliar.png)

02a7c0  No.385449

File: 35f18b927fc387b⋯.png (300.37 KB, 800x700, 8:7, ClipboardImage.png)

032f53  No.385450

File: 7e6e6d260df9459⋯.png (51.43 KB, 155x173, 155:173, 1472610499399.png)

b2e1ba  No.385451

File: 2a4f4d8d6076668⋯.png (9.16 KB, 362x358, 181:179, 2a4f4d8d60766680265ddbc542….png)

File: 5d7ae4e36c5b022⋯.jpg (164.47 KB, 1500x923, 1500:923, f5e906461c09fc220bfa222ced….jpg)

would rly like my waifu to have fat jugs tbh, it's not even just sexual, makes hugs so much huggier and cuddling so much more cuddly. basically blobs of pure happiness resting on her chest

like it's not a requirement but the more I think about it the more I realize it is a strong preference


>I once read that before modern nutrition most lasses had a-cups i think? In medieval times and stuff.

depends on country, but B probably. maybe C in Scandinavia/Germany/Russia

>I think the chemicals and hormones in water are giving lasses bigger boobs now, might just be that lasses are a lot fatter though tbh.

oh absolutely, that's 100% true. fatter is a contributing factor but it's mostly hormones, there are so many xenostrogens making women develop earlier and moreso. the average breast size has drastically increased over the last couple decades even, it's D in USA now

so basically men are being turned into infertile soyboys and women are being turned into insatiable thicc nymphos


>Almost as if we evolved to put our dicks in them

why not both? making out and oral for foreplay, get her off first, then fuck her and it will be much better for you both. boomerlad endorsed this modus operandi and he's been in a happy marriage for decades, this is true wisdom right here

27a6d3  No.385452


>why not both? making out and oral for foreplay, get her off first, then fuck her and it will be much better for you both. boomerlad endorsed this modus operandi and he's been in a happy marriage for decades, this is true wisdom right here

why not do what I want?

02a7c0  No.385453


Breastlet genocide when?

8ac587  No.385454

File: 1c7a739a420acf9⋯.png (680.52 KB, 960x640, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

032f53  No.385455


rude and cringepilled

06dc99  No.385456

File: d6e6d6420e94e2a⋯.jpg (81.56 KB, 768x768, 1:1, Jewess 8.jpg)

b2e1ba  No.385457

File: 337af54d9d2dcb2⋯.png (148.11 KB, 280x314, 140:157, AYY LMAO.png)


well I'm just saying you've gotta satisfy her somehow, that's necessary for a relationship to succeed


only decent gobline ever, even though her facial symmetry is extremely poor

27a6d3  No.385458


she'll be satisfied with me or there's the door tbh

d9dd2e  No.385459



god crafted us the way we are lads🙏

b2e1ba  No.385460

File: 2b4e13a00e19298⋯.png (3.91 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, fucking jocks reeeeeee.png)

these fucking 7,000 jocks bravely holding out on the shetland making me have to build more transports

d9dd2e  No.385461



rip 22

032f53  No.385462



god made mosquito titty lasses for a reason

27a6d3  No.385463


w-why rip?

d9dd2e  No.385464


spig is conquering you as sweden

e2e90a  No.385465


used to be massively into boobies as a teenager but as ive grown i've just lost interest, but i still -wish- i liked them tbh

i think overexposure to porn has done it or something, it's awful

27a6d3  No.385466


sounds like history

b2e1ba  No.385467


I'll make him Count of Levanger and arrange him to marry a sweet Nordic brapphog


>i think overexposure to porn has done it or something, it's awful

yeah I worry about that, seeing literally 10,000+ boobs via the internet has permanently ruined that hyper-appreciation for boobs (and women in general) I remember I had when I was like 11. when you reach that age and go to some waterpark with girls in bikinis and realize boobs are awesome

best thing you can do is quit exposing yourself to pixelated wamen, abstain from masturbation and get an IRL relationship with plenty of physical and emotional intimacy. should get better with time, rewire your brain back to natural stimuli

e2e90a  No.385468

File: b90ad9c0f005496⋯.jpg (90.93 KB, 540x540, 1:1, tumblr_po5w3gVSka1umh9qw_5….jpg)

27a6d3  No.385469


Are you a cock man now?

5bb889  No.385470

boobs are boring tbh you cant even do anything with them, women are just overated in general tbqh, the porn has probably made this feeling worse but whatever

e2e90a  No.385471


its like fate and circumstance has fucked me over in every way it can

>quit exposing yourself to pixelated wamen

this is the main thing i think but yet, my 'best friend'/the only guy who's stayed with me and talked to me all the time through thick and thin is also a total cumbrain and almost always just sends me pics of hot girls even though i've asked him to stop multiple times

>abstain from masturbation

don't see the point, nofap doesn't do anything and i never "use" anything to get off

>get an IRL relationship

yeah i fucking wish. easier said than done and damn if i haven't been trying

e2e90a  No.385472


i'm a tummy/waist man now thank you for asking

27a6d3  No.385473


Me? I'm more of a vagina man

032f53  No.385474


>you cant even do anything with them

not true

e2e90a  No.385475

File: 342244fb80a45ab⋯.png (392.13 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


Vaginaman? yeah i heard of him, i hear he's getting his origin story film next year

d9dd2e  No.385476

File: b764dd57993f8bc⋯.png (801.02 KB, 1018x1014, 509:507, 1553155352838.png)

5bb889  No.385477


yes it is

27a6d3  No.385478


>he finally combined all the parts of my face to make out how I look

and I look beautiful

032f53  No.385479


you can do loads with boobs that you can both enjoy

b2e1ba  No.385480

File: 76aa0a0a5a515ab⋯.png (17.53 KB, 683x659, 683:659, le panz face.png)


>don't see the point

the abstaining from masturbation is primarily for people that have porn addiction, it helps the process of sensitizing yourself to a real relationship. but it also improves test- makes you more confident and manly, lust over women more, makes you smell better. all of that helps you attract women, they can sense it

>yeah i fucking wish. easier said than done and damn if i haven't been trying

I don't see why you'd have trouble, you have chad genes, should shave the face pubes though. maybe it's just an issue with not being able to be charming or talk to women properly? though usually when a girl seems to like me, it's before I even spoke a word to her, so idk tbh lad


give her fennugreek to make her lactate

d9dd2e  No.385481

boobs are the weak spot

punch them for massive damage

5bb889  No.385482


no you cant

27a6d3  No.385483


>tfw if they are saggy enough they can protect the actual weakspot

02a7c0  No.385484


>make her lactate

The milkpill is God tier.

e2e90a  No.385485

File: cfe6684d9fee874⋯.png (392.72 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


what a handsome fellow

032f53  No.385486


>suck them

>play with them

>fuck them

>cum on them

>drink milk from them while she's nursing your children

>look at them

5bb889  No.385487


so nothing basically

27a6d3  No.385488


>one eye in the light

>one eye in the dark

02a7c0  No.385489

File: f80a54611699771⋯.png (279.87 KB, 2688x2688, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>ejaculating on breasts and then drinking from them

032f53  No.385490


not in that order obviously


what more could you want

06dc99  No.385491

File: 889fda8245796a4⋯.jpg (56.64 KB, 475x267, 475:267, Jewess 865.jpg)

stop the indecency

e2e90a  No.385492


well yeah, i don't have a porn addiction, that's the thing. im just involuntarily exposed to, well, not porn, but images of 11/10 women constantly

i already only masturbate about once a week

>I don't see why you'd have trouble, you have chad genes

i appreciate you saying so lad, tbh i cant understand it either even though i still dont think im that attractive. the ukrainian lass i talked to at the concert was pretty much perfect and seemed to be totally into me and i acted like a bit of a chad with her because i was basically anonymous, but soon after we started talking on zuckbook she just stopped responding


your devil or yuor angle tbh

5bb889  No.385493


>what more could you want

sex should be for the purposes of pro creation

02a7c0  No.385494


I have two personalities

Nicest Welshman you could ever meet


Twisted fucking Norwegian

e2e90a  No.385495



27a6d3  No.385496

d85748  No.385497

File: 6521837f4feb3a1⋯.png (5.44 KB, 645x773, 645:773, image.png)


Do you have posh fat Wojak saved plz?

b2e1ba  No.385498



once a week without visual aid is fine. prevents the benefits of long-term semen retention but it's not harmful at all

>the ukrainian lass i talked to at the concert was pretty much perfect and seemed to be totally into me and i acted like a bit of a chad with her because i was basically anonymous, but soon after we started talking on zuckbook she just stopped responding

text chatting, especially if you overdo it, can seem needy and make you seem boring. I think the ideal would be to get her phone number and call her briefly- quick chat, then arrange a date and goodbye. basically the narrative is 'I'm an interesting guy with things to do but you're cute enough that I'm willing to take a few minutes out of my busy day to communicate with you briefly and arrange to see you again'. you don't want to be like 'I'm super lonely and you showed interest in me so I'm trying really hard to make you like me'. phone call also takes more confidence and puts her in a somewhat vulnerable situation, moreso than text chat, you're like penetrating her world by making her purse buzz with an obligation and suddenly your voice is in her ear and she has to muster up responses on the fly

b2e1ba  No.385499

definitely don't wanna be chatting on facebook for 2 hours with "yeah haha"

5bb889  No.385500


I have it

e2e90a  No.385501


are there REALLY any benefits though or is it just made up bro science? because i have yet to see a single study or any real evidence. don't get me wrong, i have an open mind and would try it but only if i see something that actually shows it would benefit me

>phone call

i swear i got her number but can't remember why i didn't do that instead tbh

d85748  No.385502


Can you post it plz, I don't have it

27a6d3  No.385503


Him in a tophat?

d85748  No.385504

27a6d3  No.385505

5bb889  No.385506

File: 1a61549f4566639⋯.png (69.57 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, 1a61549f4566639b2d29e4463a….png)


And now for my second course of sweeties tonight, Belgian white choco cookies

e2e90a  No.385507


>2 hours

it was more like 2 minutes tbh, maybe the profile i rustled up just made her think i was weird i guess

27a6d3  No.385508


phew. goodlad

abadf0  No.385509


baste but misledpilled

d85748  No.385510

File: c4c061284883772⋯.jpeg (31.34 KB, 357x480, 119:160, image.jpeg)


>he doesn't save my OC

d85748  No.385511


Thanks lad, I needed it earlier but didn't have it

27a6d3  No.385512


I-I did now

5bb889  No.385513

File: b7428752dacf46d⋯.png (47.21 KB, 762x754, 381:377, 637c69b0e64331c0424ec5105d….png)


someone stop me

d85748  No.385514



d85748  No.385515

File: bbc2a63b0de3afc⋯.jpeg (462.3 KB, 736x552, 4:3, image.jpeg)

Lads, looking at an old thread, it looks like I was having premonitions about the NZ shooting shortly before it happened

Look at these posts I made…




5bb889  No.385516


that was after the shooting

d85748  No.385517


No it wasn't.

27a6d3  No.385518


Damn. Do you feel anything coming to you now?

d85748  No.385519

27a6d3  No.385520

File: d113a8a47e1fcf1⋯.gif (600.06 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 6ee3e3263465e807f1e44c9819….gif)


Feel this?

5bb889  No.385521


yes it was

06dc99  No.385522

File: f8957e44d0f2dd3⋯.png (1023.37 KB, 852x572, 213:143, audry.PNG)

why is it the only good non-jewish women are french women?

27a6d3  No.385523


just stick to the reindeer, lad

abadf0  No.385524


correct ratio of swarthy and civilised

d85748  No.385525


It was before I knew about it, I can tell you that

b2e1ba  No.385526

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27a6d3  No.385527

File: c8589b982b153af⋯.png (633.22 KB, 550x550, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Hope to see you lads in the woods later

d85748  No.385528


Lad, that's not me being punched by the doggo

its you

27a6d3  No.385529

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)


b-but I love BIG DOGS

d85748  No.385530

File: f2bad10da7145b7⋯.jpeg (123.03 KB, 2048x1726, 1024:863, image.jpeg)


Oosh, I'm as straight as the next guy, but that Jack Donovan, he can really turn a man's head…

d85748  No.385531

File: 27a686ba816c57a⋯.jpeg (13.27 KB, 219x230, 219:230, image.jpeg)


They dont love you apparently

27a6d3  No.385532

File: 95199d67d43e9f6⋯.png (144.13 KB, 500x332, 125:83, ClipboardImage.png)

27a6d3  No.385533

File: 36a11efe99b5aee⋯.png (2.08 MB, 1280x800, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

Nature… give me your power

176989  No.385534


Nah. The story broke in the prior thread.


Am i doing that right?

27a6d3  No.385535


>Am i doing that right?

a-apparently not


d85748  No.385536

File: 9df894cafcd465f⋯.jpeg (17.99 KB, 200x221, 200:221, image.jpeg)


I'm mirin, ngl

176989  No.385537


Can never remember how to cross link things.

5bb889  No.385538

File: cf21ef4a432b5af⋯.jpg (113.97 KB, 1200x671, 1200:671, mdp1gzjfnp811.jpg)

d85748  No.385539

File: 1853cbcc62d1d66⋯.jpeg (82.46 KB, 992x558, 16:9, image.jpeg)


I see, I was unaware it had happened though. All I remember was having a sleepless night, a shitty day, then going to be early and waking up to hear about it after a long rest

It seems I missed the news as it happened (I was having a sleepless night, it happened 3am uk time) had a wreck of a day, oblivious to it, went to bed that night and only then found out about it in the morning

If you check my posts, you will see I didn't post about it until after I had my nice long sleep, because I didn't actually know it had happened yet


27a6d3  No.385540


me neither, but when linking to the same board you can just use two arrows, like a regular reply, it gets worse when crossboardposting

d85748  No.385541


There ought to be a version of this where you first get your heart broken, and the effect that has tbh

d85748  No.385542


post more sexy jacks

27a6d3  No.385543

d85748  No.385544

File: aaafd3090320d6b⋯.jpeg (54.07 KB, 850x565, 170:113, image.jpeg)

>oh hai. I was just thinking 'bout you brah. Was thinking maybe you and me should save the white race together, if you know what I mean

27a6d3  No.385545


B-but The Poster Formerly Known As Bins two men can't do that!

d9dd2e  No.385546


this jd posting is rly funny lol

d85748  No.385547

File: c6868000a37beee⋯.jpeg (94.1 KB, 768x960, 4:5, image.jpeg)


>two men can't do that

Have you tried? As a Neitchian I personally believe that there is nothing two seriously committed virile men can't achieve, provided they have enough Faustian spirit, like Prometheus or some other hot ancient Greek mythical figure

06dc99  No.385548

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27a6d3  No.385549

File: 1594e8acb6e7216⋯.png (462.65 KB, 1024x490, 512:245, ClipboardImage.png)


>like Prometheus or some other hot ancient Greek mythical figure

keeek. God he'd probably want the statues of his ancestors to witness the act, maybe they would recognise the ritual and grant him his wishes. Me? I' more of a Hercules lad

27a6d3  No.385550

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Wessex BTFO

also this lad is alright

d85748  No.385551

File: bf60631789747cd⋯.jpeg (34.92 KB, 550x545, 110:109, image.jpeg)

02a7c0  No.385552

Wouldn't mind a Jewish gf tbh

27a6d3  No.385553

>making me remember my old route as I listened to it then


abadf0  No.385554

5bb889  No.385555

22st is a nihilist who doesnt even care about his own race anyway

d85748  No.385556

File: 4ac57ecebf33dc8⋯.jpeg (59.96 KB, 960x639, 320:213, image.jpeg)

>what? The fire on my head? Yeah, that's just something I do to relax with my gay pagan beef-cake biker gang friends. You should try it some time. With us.

27a6d3  No.385557


Where did you get that, lad? Your quads don't prove you right smh


keek. I guess getting pozzed is okay if you are right wing

5bb889  No.385558


you dont care about your race, you complain about people being racist and you would not send em all back if you could, weak pussy

27a6d3  No.385559


I guess I don't like racism to some extent, yes. The rest isn't true and you'd at least have to quote something I've said.

d85748  No.385560



02a7c0  No.385561

File: d4c4b18d55965b8⋯.png (416.47 KB, 620x387, 620:387, ClipboardImage.png)


>sending them back

>not having sex with them and then sending them back pregnant

27a6d3  No.385562



06dc99  No.385563

File: b19fdf01b5a7d3d⋯.jpg (231.74 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, Jewess 83.jpg)

I think israel is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

d85748  No.385564

File: 601eba32bb40288⋯.jpeg (62.48 KB, 539x381, 539:381, image.jpeg)


>getting pozzed

Releasing your inner barbarian to rekindle the prometheain spirit that built the empire of Rome, and "getting pozzed" in the bonobo globo homo cult are worlds apart lad

5bb889  No.385565


terrible idea long term, stop thinking with MUH DICK

abadf0  No.385566

File: 54770c91a2d576e⋯.png (10.02 MB, 2686x3600, 1343:1800, 54770c91a2d576ed9a49d7b3ad….png)

27a6d3  No.385567

File: 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB, 504x379, 504:379, punch.png)


Hey, poo, talk shit, get hit

02a7c0  No.385568


If we'd bleached Africa and the middle east 100-200 years ago we wouldn't be in this state now.

5bb889  No.385569

File: f087e4ee9594578⋯.png (84.78 KB, 686x689, 686:689, 1531244859321.png)



27a6d3  No.385570


nah fuck you lad you started bullying me out of nowhere and I have to go to work soon. I bet you are just waiting for me to leave so you can keep bullying me

b2e1ba  No.385571


all that needs to happen is for all non-white males to be exterminated and for all non-white females to be modified such that they and their descendents can only bear female offspring. think about it, that'd work. best possible scenario, white race is saved forever AND we get unlimited bleaching (although the mud blood would eventually be so diluted, you couldn't tell)

e2e90a  No.385572


don't do this to me

not now

e2e90a  No.385573

>rampant gayism

>goblin posting

>22st saying he doesnt like racism

ok bye…

27a6d3  No.385574


keek. Have to understand what that means though, lad

b2e1ba  No.385575


yeah no more gayism tbh even if it's ironic

gayism no, racism yes. non-white/non-straight genocide pls

06dc99  No.385576

File: 5ba8ac89207506e⋯.jpg (34.16 KB, 500x698, 250:349, Jewess 813.jpg)


kee bie

27a6d3  No.385577

File: f9572621c1958e1⋯.png (88.74 KB, 2000x774, 1000:387, f9572621c1958e1c20029643ff….png)


27a6d3  No.385578

b2e1ba  No.385579

File: 3a1b1716c29c4fc⋯.mp4 (6.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, wherethefuckaretherestofyo….mp4)

27a6d3  No.385580


>goes from 20 to 40

also is he just using a meme, that sounds like meme text keek

abadf0  No.385581

File: 26d41729a7851cb⋯.jpg (229.52 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 26d41729a7851cb7578f20b48b….jpg)

27a6d3  No.385582

work time lids, later

06dc99  No.385583

File: 6e19d2be97b6011⋯.jpg (250.13 KB, 1280x1525, 256:305, Jewess 879.jpg)

d67e35  No.385584


wage safe

abadf0  No.385585

gobIines are love

e2e90a  No.385586


drive safe tooty

abadf0  No.385587


e2e90a  No.385588


e2e90a  No.385589

oh fuck

b2e1ba  No.385590

File: 25517283d3b9d53⋯.png (17.99 KB, 812x727, 812:727, 25517283d3b9d53d93a5f244b8….png)


goblines get the gas

b2e1ba  No.385591

hungry af. when is the damn mummers gonna get home and slap together some grub?

8ac587  No.385592

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abadf0  No.385593


abadf0  No.385594

fuck off spig

06dc99  No.385595

>"i don't even do anything as BO so you shouldn't complain"

>constantly puts filters over jew.e.ss

e2e90a  No.385596

my taint is tingling and pulsing and it feels good

b2e1ba  No.385597

starving, I keep scarfing down anything I can find that's edible. had some more crostini (some italian cracker thing with fennel), some dipped in tapenade. then I ate the rest of a bag of some meme legume (I don't normally eat legumes) "lupini beans", it says they FUELED ROMAN LEGIONS and helps you CONQUER HUNGER. they do have protein and carbs in equal measure and tasted okay with the lime concentrate seasoning so I scarfed 'em down. then I had a couple tablespoons of almond butter

all of this is trashy snacking- too much carbs, not enough protein. this mummers needs to get here stat and fork over the grub, grill me some burgs or smth. earlier I had chicken in a bowl with salsa 'cause we don't even have wraps to make piri piri or mustard baby spinach chicken wraps


one of a good board owner's few responsibilities

b2e1ba  No.385598

File: 4bc74eeca960c62⋯.jpeg (58.24 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 8ee9eb5299c8eec6d67030cc5….jpeg)


b2e1ba  No.385599

"subscribe to pewdiepie" is the new h'white sue-prem-iss dogwhistle

b2e1ba  No.385600


176989  No.385601

>checking 4chan's /a/ for the first time in years

Oh wow. It's /v/ with anime now. Their snooty, self important culture didn't save them.

b2e1ba  No.385602

finally, some damn burgs to put in this stomach

5a2380  No.385603

File: e84a5fc4a08535c⋯.jpg (51.28 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 44041f14edfef092b4b193092f….jpg)


Stay away from the meat patties, I hear the people that made them ended up in the meat.

06dc99  No.385604

File: 9dc303a2aaff1d0⋯.png (634.91 KB, 431x650, 431:650, snap.png)

38121e  No.385605

File: 8b6ff67f0beb7f8⋯.jpg (263.7 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, 0dec89859d1dd88f213ae9015e….jpg)

176989  No.385606

tbh, Brexit was illegal.

b2e1ba  No.385607

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

been enjoying this album the past couple days

27a6d3  No.385608


what is this?

27a6d3  No.385609


keek that peek

b2e1ba  No.385610

File: d9977e8af0c65ce⋯.mp4 (1.2 MB, 480x848, 30:53, d9977e8af0c65ce7adde2b8a60….mp4)

Yellow Vest Burn Jewish Bank Macron to Put Troops on the Street With Live Ammo

>So last weekend lots of stuff was happening and it was easy to gloss over the yellow vests protests because at this point it has almost become a routine. Week after week they turn multiple French cities to gridlock, destroy ZOG property, and generally cause all kinds of trouble. But the important thing to understand is that last weekend they set a bank on fire, and provoked all kinds of hell from the ZOG machine as a consequence. By “set a bank on fire” I’m not saying they threw a molotov at it and burned the doors. A group of protestors took hold of the blocks surrounding it, set it on fire, and prevented the advancement of fire services until the entire interior was turned to burning embers and ash, beyond any recoverability.

>This category of permanent destruction of Jewish infrastructure had not happened before. It was the central branch of Banque Tarneaud in Paris. Banque Tarneaud is one of the oldest banks of France, and owned by Societe Generale. SG is a massive banking conglomerate that is the core of Jewish financial subversion. It is intimately tied into Macron’s establishment, and gives Macron’s associates massive, multimillion dollar contracts. They lashed out at the wicked finance Jew and wounded one of his many tentacles. The Jew is finally personally bleeding from a wound inflicted by populist rage. He thus marshals his forces for massive retaliation. Firstly, military units are going to be deployed on the streets of Paris with the job of putting down protestors.



>A group of protestors took hold of the blocks surrounding it, set it on fire, and prevented the advancement of fire services until the entire interior was turned to burning embers and ash, beyond any recoverability.

fucking badass

dd15ad  No.385611

dd15ad  No.385612

can't wait for the retarded police to shoot French people, things won't get better for Macron

dd15ad  No.385613

File: ff8e6343b26faeb⋯.png (541.89 KB, 1209x742, 1209:742, ClipboardImage.png)


b2e1ba  No.385614

File: 129bde7ae76d813⋯.jpg (182.34 KB, 1425x1125, 19:15, 229dfd5604e7675a27aa4b7bfa….jpg)

d9dd2e  No.385615

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b2e1ba  No.385616

File: 260f6880cb3fc2b⋯.mp4 (8.28 MB, 1000x564, 250:141, Yungcsgomosq3-1-1.mp4)

File: 85edf8fd5cd7ebc⋯.jpg (266.26 KB, 768x990, 128:165, 85edf8fd5cd7ebcdc5b124dd24….jpg)

File: 2975f6ad079a9cc⋯.jpg (80.39 KB, 1024x762, 512:381, 2975f6ad079a9cc376b12dda5c….jpg)

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File: 55128b9ac254f12⋯.jpg (91.21 KB, 1305x693, 145:77, e104e67b7db0b2de3ede7efd6c….jpg)



HATE doing my facial cleansing/moisturizing and dental hygiene pre-bedtime routine, HATE it

b2e1ba  No.385617

almost April and it snowed again. kek what the fuck

b2e1ba  No.385618

had a slice of bread with chestnut spread on it, delicious. alright gotta force myself to do that damn stuff

>floss (5 min)

>scrape tongue (seconds)

>brush (5 min)

>apply moistuzur (5 min)

>retainer (5 min)

d9dd2e  No.385619


Goodnigh Lad

a67cba  No.385620

File: 45e01aff68039f5⋯.png (42.68 KB, 500x327, 500:327, thats-bullshit-but-l-belie….png)

>drunk uncle going on last night that he expects to make millions because he's put 5 grand into xrp and it is to bitcoin what the bullet train was to the steam train so it's just Darwinian natural selection

d67e35  No.385621

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d9dd2e  No.385622

File: a6a1ca8b42869fb⋯.jpg (76.63 KB, 359x391, 359:391, 1552851633836.jpg)


The boomers are getting into crpyto? Is it time to buy and ride the wave?

d67e35  No.385623

File: 35f006dc73e1fa7⋯.png (140.34 KB, 768x731, 768:731, murrca111.png)

a67cba  No.385624


Don't think he's a boomer tbh. He's about 50 so on the border a bit.

d9dd2e  No.385625


This made me really chuckle lol

d9dd2e  No.385626


Ah fair enough. It seems like the last time bitcoin did well it was a lot of middle aged people buying it who didn't really understand computers and losing their savings.

d67e35  No.385627

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fresh tisms

d9dd2e  No.385628

Amazed that this dumb cryptocurrency nobody took seriously in 2011 and used to buy drugs and pizza is now worth like $70bn dollars.

d9dd2e  No.385629

File: 28fd54f045790ff⋯.jpg (33 KB, 584x464, 73:58, D2Sm4tMWkAc478R.jpg)

Would be interested to see how those lucky neets with lambos are doing now.

a67cba  No.385630


Yeah he did mention people buying bitcoin when it was high and losing like 10 grand recently. Keek. He didn't do that though. I still no f all about crypto but this xrp seems suspicious to me, because it's a (((bankers))) crypto by admission.

d67e35  No.385631


Tarrant was one of them i think

or some other investor's trap scheme that he actually benefited from

d9dd2e  No.385632

File: 0d44400792d20e5⋯.jpg (182.65 KB, 1080x1183, 1080:1183, image0.jpg)

394c04  No.385633

File: 77fcb11320f6e10⋯.jpg (214.48 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 77fcb11320f6e10e2d70944b85….jpg)

d9dd2e  No.385634

had a dream i went to japan alone it was very lonely

d9dd2e  No.385635

File: e087c0bd8379cac⋯.png (1.14 MB, 900x600, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

8ac587  No.385636

wew lads



4e5939  No.385637

got offered 3 jobs last night

lets see if any get back to me

wanked smh i was doing so well

06dc99  No.385638

d67e35  No.385639


bit late to it lad, someone has already been gulaged

06dc99  No.385640

File: 2b5c0f5abe4d996⋯.jpg (112.11 KB, 1080x1149, 360:383, Jewess 543.jpg)


d9dd2e  No.385641

File: e7045ec75a4631f⋯.jpg (17.72 KB, 997x558, 997:558, D2P3aViVYAAdSep.jpg)




hello fellow antiraycists

06dc99  No.385642

File: fb506210c502fa2⋯.jpg (30.15 KB, 454x401, 454:401, fb506210c502fa23b6aaf27cae….jpg)

a0aa0a  No.385643

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)

06dc99  No.385644

File: baf8939d9f7f2a8⋯.jpg (77.97 KB, 960x638, 480:319, baf8939d9f7f2a8bbc29ab2120….jpg)



d67e35  No.385645

File: a486cf466393dc4⋯.png (314.26 KB, 1869x641, 1869:641, ClipboardImage.png)

a0aa0a  No.385646


Morning lad.

06dc99  No.385647


lmao, you're going to get v& (and so am I since I want to do it too, tbh)

06dc99  No.385648


i got the exact same score as you

06dc99  No.385649

File: e60cb05eb4036a3⋯.gif (1019.87 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Britney-Spears-Cringe-Face.gif)

>my dad is asking about me

super uncomfortable

1f408c  No.385650

wish nails either weren't a thing or much better than they are so we had actual claws

as is they're a bit lacklustre and silly looking tbh

1f408c  No.385651

why is our sense of smell so shit compared to other animals

if we ever come into contact with aliens I bet the first thing they'll notice is we all smell like shit

06dc99  No.385652

File: 31c9a04c33bd98d⋯.jpg (12.89 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 779.jpg)


only some

1f408c  No.385653

also arsecheeks are a disgusting concept we walk about with our sweaty hairy shithole constantly being smothered and rubbing against itself. if we want to rest we literally have to rub our anus against the ground. humans are revolting creatures. the noble deer launches its shit out of a strategically placed hole with minimal contact with the rest of its body. a much more graceful system than what we have.

our hair placement looks awful too. hair on top of the head, in the armpits, on the calves and around the cock is quite possibly the least aesthetic combination possible. hideous, grotesque creatures.

8ac587  No.385654

File: 9991758029dab99⋯.png (59.39 KB, 294x172, 147:86, ClipboardImage.png)


a0aa0a  No.385655

File: 045813d58bfc724⋯.jpg (363.55 KB, 990x743, 990:743, 1426442813555.jpg)




Are you a furry lad?

83e758  No.385656


They help you pick up coins and other things, lad, and peel out large dried snot flakes, and scratch you and other things I am sure.


Keek. We are very sight-oriented I guess.


>tfw awful hairline and stache and beard doesn't connect


83e758  No.385657

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83e758  No.385658

>mummy told me she would wake me up

>she didn't

you're not supposed to walk into my room look at how cute I am sleeping and then not want to wake me up as I am sleeping so peacefully, that is literally the opposite of what I wante.d ree

8ac587  No.385659

File: 44c1f92eb95f834⋯.png (10.73 KB, 1078x600, 539:300, bd18ef8d7b1df619dfc8e6fcbf….png)


smh how the proud Norseman has fallen

83e758  No.385660

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)


How so?

4e5939  No.385661


this picture always makes me laugh

83e758  No.385662


>tfw while exaggerated it is pretty accurate

a0aa0a  No.385663

File: e78d5846205f669⋯.gif (1.8 MB, 360x480, 3:4, e78d5846205f66921d63838951….gif)

4e5939  No.385664

feel like pure shit

83e758  No.385665


Hi friend, I'll be saving that gif.

83e758  No.385666


me too tbh at least din dins will be tasty

a0aa0a  No.385667

File: 3d69d79db811477⋯.jpg (56.84 KB, 1106x688, 553:344, 1424473143897.jpg)

a0aa0a  No.385668

File: 5e3f3116ce64145⋯.jpg (49.62 KB, 526x701, 526:701, 1460016023256.jpg)

83e758  No.385669

File: b38fd734aa2643e⋯.png (134.91 KB, 644x493, 644:493, ClipboardImage.png)

Now what could have made Dorshite feel like shite

4e5939  No.385670


too much alcohol yesterday and a wank

8d1631  No.385671

File: d2e74a78321879e⋯.jpg (69.37 KB, 690x908, 345:454, m219157-000_a2_kleid_clown….jpg)

> no gf

83e758  No.385672

File: 44c30ac21891d6a⋯.png (594.73 KB, 655x677, 655:677, ClipboardImage.png)


looks like mummy in the 90s

8d1631  No.385673

File: 04d5d6844c6fcc4⋯.jpg (46.48 KB, 640x868, 160:217, flickenweste-clown-fuer-da….jpg)


bring back the 1990s

83e758  No.385674

File: afd6c7d0e64ea36⋯.png (6.45 MB, 2744x1784, 343:223, ClipboardImage.png)


tbh. It looks like another world, a wholesome world, even though I bet it was shit too.

8ac587  No.385675


Is that your mummy?

83e758  No.385676

a0aa0a  No.385677

File: 14919eca47a2447⋯.gif (1.13 MB, 255x144, 85:48, 1421576318460.gif)

a0aa0a  No.385678

File: 07f6c8b07aec117⋯.jpg (31.91 KB, 478x457, 478:457, 1425748591836.jpg)

8d1631  No.385679


In the UK at the time it was shit because there was a recession starting in 1992. You could say pretty much what you wanted though without risk of getting arrested.

4e5939  No.385680


>tfw not your dad

83e758  No.385681


he's no longer allowed to touch her smh

4e5939  No.385682


he is weak

he should force himself on her

83e758  No.385683


maybe that is what did it, idno she acts so uncomfortable. as a kid and now I could only imagine what happened. That shits fucks you up tbh, already talked about how it made me worried about a divorce.

4e5939  No.385684


maybe she doesnt like him wanking

83e758  No.385685


kek, yeah I can ask myself all these questions smh

>she found his brapfolder

176989  No.385686


Didn't know your mummy was a timelord.

ca6174  No.385687


me too I can't take it. I've spent a a year giving everything I had to healing myself knowing from the start the most important thing is sleep and I haven't been able to have a good night this whole fucking year. Recently found out it might just be because I've had way too much salt in my diet. Such a simple thing and it took an entire year you figure out. It's just so difficult to keep going every day but if I don't I'll never be better ah fucking hell. It's okay if you don't read I just need to vent I have no one to talk to. I know it'll be alright once I can sleep again but it's hard to come to terms with spending so much time this way Jesus christtttt

a0aa0a  No.385688

File: f2d5d9a1425373f⋯.jpg (32.02 KB, 517x476, 517:476, 1422251602647.jpg)

ca6174  No.385689

Ignore that post

a0aa0a  No.385690

File: 7ae3e0433ee6e1c⋯.jpg (85.13 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1432154464292-2.jpg)

83e758  No.385691


> timelord

show me a pic of one, lad


You don't even know if it is the salt though. Poor lad.

ca6174  No.385692



thank u welshlad

a0aa0a  No.385693

File: a07b2082dde6589⋯.jpg (121.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)


a0aa0a  No.385694

File: dc487346ec66332⋯.jpg (85.04 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1432154464292-4.jpg)


No problem lad.

176989  No.385695

File: 2ddd62f5f4bc605⋯.png (438.49 KB, 620x413, 620:413, ClipboardImage.png)

8ac587  No.385696

File: 6935ae778eb7cc5⋯.png (228.64 KB, 463x480, 463:480, ClipboardImage.png)

ca6174  No.385697


Had a hair test with sodium being really elevated so I just really really hope so

83e758  No.385698


How did you get a pic of The Poster Formerly Known As Bins' dick?


>those mismatched lapels

very 90s


I think you shouldn't focus on getting a result that you think will somehow change your whole life, if that's what you are doing.

8ac587  No.385699

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

pure comfy tbh


I cannot disclose the secrets

83e758  No.385700


BIG LAD. God that looks so sticky. It'd all get in his beard

8ac587  No.385701


that's why napkins were invented lid

176989  No.385702

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


That was the 80's. They were doing a lot of coke.

8ac587  No.385703

File: a063aa20ca2d707⋯.png (486.45 KB, 586x632, 293:316, ClipboardImage.png)

BIG bites tbh

83e758  No.385704


it will still remain in the beard smh, but oh well you can still taste tasty food on your stache later.


alright boomer. Kek what the fuck. Makes me think of Bowden

ca6174  No.385705


I'm not expecting it to change my whole life i just hope lowering it will calm my body down enough to sleep properly again so I can recover more smh sleep is so important. I'm doing so many things to heal but thats the number one that i just can't get aaaaaahhh not having a go just frustrating

83e758  No.385706


Well you do take naps and you did say you don't exercise much. I think cutting out naps and going for walks would help. Maybe you already tried that though.

176989  No.385707

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Colin Baker's Doctor was great. He didn't give a fuck.

8ac587  No.385708

>just realised I need to fuel up before I drive to toil

ffs and today I was feeling so easy about the journey

83e758  No.385709


I wonder if this show actually creates autists

83e758  No.385710


fueling up is a big event in Britain?

176989  No.385711


Nah, it just attracts us like flies.

a0aa0a  No.385712

File: 84ea6885c704f38⋯.png (10.68 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

83e758  No.385713


So it's a turd?

ca6174  No.385714


sometimes the fatigue is that bad I have to lie down, go for walks nearly daily tho, heavier exercise burns me out its a bitch. thanks for listening though. one day I won't post about this shit anymore but sometimes I need to let it out haha

8ac587  No.385715


No just tedious when there's only one station nearby and it is a small one

5bb889  No.385716

File: eef8d88b251a731⋯.jpg (44.38 KB, 720x602, 360:301, 1506205756431 (1).jpg)

just had the weekly bath

83e758  No.385717


Hope you scrubbed lad or all those layers of grime is still stuck to you


Do you all fight over it?


>one day I won't post about this shit anymore but sometimes I need to let it out haha

That's okay. Sounds like you have something wrong with you though, but your doctor should have been able to tell what that is.

8ac587  No.385718

i'm off lids night

176989  No.385719


It's probably my favourite premise for a fictional work ever, that tends to be executed at various levels of incompetency, but that often adds to it's charm.

So, yes and no.

5bb889  No.385720

File: 1832e0e73c73207⋯.jpg (36.44 KB, 670x424, 335:212, 1524704110716.jpg)


>Hope you scrubbed lad or all those layers of grime is still stuck to you

d67e35  No.385721

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anyone want to watch some random prison wigger thing? think it was reccomended on /tv/. looked interesting enough

a0aa0a  No.385722

File: 54176d0471b3add⋯.mp4 (337.05 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1465829775917.mp4)

a0aa0a  No.385723


Night lad.

a0aa0a  No.385724

File: 21d0b5e640c2c51⋯.png (166.86 KB, 636x426, 106:71, 1432102647995.png)

83e758  No.385725


later lad, safe wagin


Kek. What's the premise, lad? I don't even know that smh. All this Jahans consumption and I didn't even get that


Is your gf going to lick it off you?



d67e35  No.385726


It's two hours long, could start literally right now, or wait till 8

d67e35  No.385727

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Also this homo seamonkino

ca6174  No.385728


doctors have been useless and told me to take anti depressants and go to therapy the medical system is really bad for stuff like this. Ive had to research everything to figure it out and ways to cure it. its like cfs/adrenal fatigue but it's not good to get trapped by labels so whatever ehhhh that's got it out my system. I'll shut up now I know I don't have much of a right to go on here I've barely posted for so long

83e758  No.385729


put it on, lad, goingg to get some din dins

ca6174  No.385730

least I've learned enough to be a health guru now

d67e35  No.385731



ca6174  No.385732


cya lad

02a7c0  No.385733


imo depression is pretty much just a cortisol (ie stress) response, if you haven't been under duress lately then it probably isn't depression

a0aa0a  No.385734


>medical system is really bad for stuff like this.

I know lad.

Try some different diets lad, cut sugar out as well if you haven't already, meditate too. What's your current diet like?

83e758  No.385735

>it's another mummy didn't heat the chips enough so they are still frozen or cold in the middle episode

a0aa0a  No.385736


Good lad.

a0aa0a  No.385737


No flag.

ca6174  No.385738


doesn't look very good smh

02a7c0  No.385739


>muh carbs

>drinks alcohol


5bb889  No.385740

File: 872958a43e5959c⋯.jpg (141.34 KB, 930x620, 3:2, 1521282185057.jpg)

I dont have a gf

176989  No.385741


The premise is there's a race of super advanced aliens called the Time Lords. The Doctor was a dickhead Time Lord who decided he wanted to steal a time machine and putter about through time and space being obnoxious, and causing trouble. When he's on the verge of death, he gets a new body, and essentially becomes a new person. On his travels, he picks up companions who come and go.

Mechanically, it's a pulp sci-fi series that can do something completely different every episode, and continually renew and refresh itself by cycling out the main cast.

But like I say, it rarely actually lives up to any of this potential, and is basically just a big fifty year long joke.

83e758  No.385742


Went through your post history


a0aa0a  No.385743

83e758  No.385744


Kek, thanks for the quick rundown, lad. Wouldn't being a new person change him though, like he wouldn't be a dick or something

176989  No.385745


Yeah, and that happens sometimes, but often times writers get lazy and just continue to write the character the same way. This is kind of the problem. Writers don't really know how to do justice to the premise, or just want to stick with what's safe and familiar.

d9dd2e  No.385746

File: a0cc42255647b15⋯.png (178.27 KB, 445x437, 445:437, ClipboardImage.png)


I know how you feel completely lad, the fatigue and sleep thing especially. The sleep thing is especially annoying because everyone wants a good nights sleep and when you don't get one it's frustrating as it's hard to tell why or what you're doing wrong.

Makes me think about life because lads like us that sometimes struggle with the little things but keep pushing through are still here, but a lot of people I knew in school who were super athletic and strong as kids have passed away from sudden illnesses and stuff. Maybe we're stronger than we think.

5bb889  No.385747


wont be posting that woes OC that Im making based off your suggestion then

ca6174  No.385748


yea it's definitely more of a symptom for something deeper going on but docs like to just throw pills at it, makes the NHS seem even worse when you realise GPS don't actually cure anything but treat symptoms

been quite lucky to have a stress free environment all this time tbh


kek I've been through veganism (oops), keto, carnivore, now I'm eating basic meat and veg seems like a safe and healthy way to eat

meditation is great tbh it feels so good to be free of your mind and catch out bad thinking, when I haven't slept i just refuse to even try and be in that zone tho lol

how are you doing lately lad I remember you were always underweight?


he really is a dick he left his whole race to be genocides and deserted from war lmao

I always wished they would show the actual time lord world in an episode but they had that excuse of it beige a war in time or whatever his planet is erased from history

83e758  No.385749


I-I was only joking lad ahh

d9dd2e  No.385750

File: 686824988f79b96⋯.png (790 KB, 482x720, 241:360, ClipboardImage.png)

check out this 3,000 year old greek tree that still produces olives lads. they should keep it going as long as possible it's beautiful tbh

176989  No.385751


Yeah, if you trace it back, basically ever terrible thing that happens over the course of the series is the Doctor's fault.

They actually had a few episodes set on Gallifrey in the old series, but budget meant it was mostly corridors and quarries. The Deadly Assassin's a pretty good episode.

4e5939  No.385752


lad i ate a mushroom risotto and a sandwich today

i dont have a choice right now

8aede8  No.385753


I had my typical mummy-made weekend breakfast

>scrambled eggs with onions, red bell peppers, mushrooms, and a homemade egg sauce made from ketchup with a lil bit of caynne pepper sauce


>buttered toast

>french press coffee with double cream

everything organic

then I took my vitamins


>fish oil


>loratadine (antihistamine)

>st john's wort

>muruna pruriens

perfect way to start the day

5bb889  No.385754


sorry needs to be bulldozed to make way for a refugee center

a0aa0a  No.385755


Glad you're sorting yourself out lad, hope you get even better.

>how are you doing lately lad I remember you were always underweight?

Still underweight, diet's a bit better now, still having some problems though. I'm doing better health wise which is good, but there's still more to do.

4e5939  No.385756

>replies despite knowing he will be filtered


d9dd2e  No.385757


where's the episode where the doctor takes the redpill and goes back in time to save europa lol

176989  No.385758


It'll happen when I'm in charge of writing, tbh.

d9dd2e  No.385759

File: 1d78947e4f468bb⋯.jpg (35.19 KB, 683x581, 683:581, 1550258913609.jpg)


>tfw all that debate over the auschwitz death toll and how it wouldnt be possible is because the doctor sonic screwdrivered the ovens and made them go at light speed

d9dd2e  No.385760

feel bad about that joke but the idea made me lol tbh



1f408c  No.385761




nah I was just making some observations


yeah you're right actually, nails get a pass

176989  No.385762


>That's not a shower room with a wooden door. That's a Tardis!

d9dd2e  No.385763

File: d2d7b3af161c889⋯.jpg (54.05 KB, 320x480, 2:3, 1548547325494.jpg)

1f408c  No.385764


love this clip

a0aa0a  No.385765

File: 7f0423b91358e47⋯.jpg (63.04 KB, 479x479, 1:1, 1424469330674.jpg)

a0aa0a  No.385766

File: e7b1763fb5286d0⋯.jpg (50.54 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1456916467329.jpg)


>nah I was just making some observations

8aede8  No.385767

File: d2bd51a466194cb⋯.png (42.81 KB, 400x534, 200:267, ea6e01eabde968a19db3987a8d….png)


you still read it

4e5939  No.385768

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4e5939  No.385769

i love coaches laugh

8aede8  No.385770

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is what metal is supposed to sound like

d9dd2e  No.385771

File: 5e4f311f91afd19⋯.png (106.97 KB, 310x232, 155:116, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw driving test in early april and once i get insurance and license that means i can go visit all my newbrit friends

*drives across north sea to trondelag*

8aede8  No.385772


>*drives across north sea to trondelag*

nunnel when?

d9dd2e  No.385773


nunnel top kek

83e758  No.385774

File: 40e2efef5add335⋯.png (907.21 KB, 624x750, 104:125, ClipboardImage.png)


goodlad, let's drift down the mountains

d9dd2e  No.385775

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


woah its just like my animes

i wonder if i can drift in my shitty 98 honda civic

ca6174  No.385776


it can be so rough sometimes, going to bed early and feeling you got it right and nothin, so true about not being able to tell, almost makes me wish for transhumanism since maybe wed get a display that'd show us exactly what we'd need to sleep well or something but ah I'm sure as long as one keeps searching for answers that they'll come eventually. feeling lots better now I got that out thanks lad. it's nice you empathise but wish you could sleep too.

there's definitely something to the saying hard times create strong men tbh it can really bring out some good qualities in you so that you can keep going in the right direction. I'm so disciplined now lol and used to be such a hedonist in my teens 😂


wonder if an OlympIan sat under this very tree


thank you lad. that's good to hear I'm sure you can get where you want with perseverance




*buzzzzz* Show yourself Jews I know you have really been the reptilliords from sigma 9 masking yourselves all along!

ca6174  No.385777


waw good luck lad

ca6174  No.385778


you have to do it without spilling a drop from a can of surstromming lol

a0aa0a  No.385779

File: d11e5c414b18cdf⋯.jpg (269.77 KB, 925x1032, 925:1032, 1460030043043.jpg)

83e758  No.385780

File: f5db0ce1ed3bf06⋯.png (19.16 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1552966886193.png)


>Surströmming has been part of northern Swedish cuisine since at least the 16th century.

We all look the same to you?

d9dd2e  No.385781

File: 7370d020d30fff3⋯.png (320.19 KB, 473x465, 473:465, ClipboardImage.png)


>you have to do it without spilling a drop from a can of surstromming lol

made me laff

d9dd2e  No.385782


i knew you'd be triggered over this rofl

4e5939  No.385783

could have been a really good day today

but i had to fuck it up

its as if my body hates being happy, it rejects it and forces me to be sad

a0aa0a  No.385784


Good luck lad.

83e758  No.385785

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)



83e758  No.385786


sounds a bit pathetic, lad

ca6174  No.385787



would have thought you guys would eat it too


it's probably so used to negativity that it'll try to keep you there and as you change your mindset it'll push back, don't let it control you lad

d9dd2e  No.385788



Thanks lads, I really spill my spaghetti, I'm not that nervous a person really but exam situations psyche me out.


>*buzzzzz* Show yourself Jews I know you have really been the reptilliords from sigma 9 masking yourselves all along!

😂 the ethnostate cant come soon enough. i would pay the tv license then

>wonder if an OlympIan sat under this very tree

comfy thought

>feeling lots better now I got that out thanks lad. it's nice you empathise

Ya I know exactly how you feel rome wasn't built in a day one day we'll look back and feel good about how much we've improved over the years

>I'm so disciplined now lol and used to be such a hedonist in my teens 😂

iktf with dieting now, i eat a lot lot healthier than i used to, i still don't get enough sun though bit of a shutin still , just not that much to do these days! im playing call of cthulu pen and paper rpg with friends tomorrow even when im social its a shutin thing lol

4e5939  No.385789


its like being happy is a foreign entity to my body

and yet there are people that feel happy and so full of life every single day, mad



83e758  No.385790


>would have thought you guys would eat it too

I am sure we do. Norwegians eat a lot of disgusting things, I am just not one of them

>that time a jar of rotten fish or whatever fell to the floor in the shop I worked at and the smell never went away




d9dd2e  No.385791

File: a0f5f4a6e48759a⋯.jpeg (10.01 KB, 179x255, 179:255, a0f5f4a6e48759a56b3507a52….jpeg)


>I am sure we do. Norwegians eat a lot of disgusting things, I am just not one of them

I'm glad they don't eat 22st's, they should be a protected species tbh

4e5939  No.385792

83e758  No.385793




Keek. Can you rewrite that sentence so it means what I meant for it to mean?

4e5939  No.385794

d9dd2e  No.385795


>Keek. Can you rewrite that sentence so it means what I meant for it to mean?

uuuh it does sorta make sense already tbh but maybe

Norwegians like to eat a lot of disgusting things, I don't though.

or something

83e758  No.385796

File: 9596d3a047a4b5f⋯.jpg (365.23 KB, 1384x1103, 1384:1103, 902c56912fe6dc6d3725c0e713….jpg)


say the alphabet backwards, include Norwegian letters while doing clap push ups. Also shit yourself while doing all this

83e758  No.385797


dumb english dumb westie

4e5939  No.385798

a0aa0a  No.385799


>but exam situations psyche me out.

Yer I know lad, it sucks.

d9dd2e  No.385800

File: 797120b86838248⋯.jpg (63.89 KB, 690x690, 1:1, D2VKGC_UcAAoo60.jpg)

83e758  No.385801


shut up

5a516d  No.385802

File: d9c9b8e9b8476b1⋯.png (799.87 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, 2b3c5f79b826a3e8b620ee7b16….png)

83e758  No.385803


>tfw have a pic of mummy like that

176989  No.385804


Oo, err.

ca6174  No.385805


just don't crash your car again and youll prob be ok

>Ya I know exactly how you feel rome wasn't built in a day one day we'll look back and feel good about how much we've improved over the years

totally I'm confident in this fuk I wish it'd hurry up sometimes but ye it's all part of the journey

hey if you're feeling like you don't get in the sun i know a place where the gulf stream looks fondly on :^) lol but it's probably fun so you shouldnt care you're shut in ish if you're happy always wanted to try tabletop gaems


I love how it's literally the strongest smell in the world or something God willing I won't come into contact with it ever kek



4e5939  No.385806


no lol

4e5939  No.385807

ca6174  No.385808

sauna n bed bye 😥

83e758  No.385809


>sweating before bed


83e758  No.385810

nigh pal

d9dd2e  No.385811

File: 592c3008e59d16a⋯.jpg (64.77 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, D2NVuJwVAAA_qBt.jpg)



Goodnightlad nice chattin as always

1f408c  No.385812

Wish I was born in the future where VR is actually real and not just the nintendo wii with phone screens held a few cm away from your eyeballs

5bb889  No.385813


>tfw will probably live to see this

cant wait tbqh

8d1631  No.385814

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

might build one of these

1f408c  No.385815

need liquid dopamine injected into my brain at all times

1f408c  No.385816

just constant pumping, drown my neurons in dopamine so I can't even speak

02a7c0  No.385817

File: 2ffbe3b71ea30c0⋯.png (17.38 KB, 433x408, 433:408, ClipboardImage.png)


>brain gets uploaded to the virtual universe

>my conscious has to wageslave for the company that owns the servers for eternity in order to fund its continued existence

83e758  No.385818



wouldn't that ruin the receptors, isn't that a problem already without being pumped full?

8d1631  No.385819

File: 20e3e41b978fa99⋯.jpg (2.95 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, IMG_20190323_102412.jpg)



get out into the natural world

4e5939  No.385820




02a7c0  No.385821

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>then I took my vitamins


Sounds like a well nice brekkie though ngl, you should lend me your mum

4e5939  No.385822


only after i have a go on her

4e5939  No.385823


>tfw my receptors are fucked

1f408c  No.385824


>you will live to see the day you can viciously rape and murder gamer girls with zero real life repercussions

Feels good man


Wonder what you would experience if someone turned off the server with your consciousness in it, and then turned it back on again. Would you feel anything at all? Would it be like going to sleep and waking up?


I think I'd either overload on it and die or become so dull to pleasure I become an emotionless automaton


I try this every so often but I live in a shithole cluster of towns so dull, grey civilisation is literally everywhere in sight.

02a7c0  No.385825


good lad, sadly the wildpill is beyond the reach of most modern humanoids.

176989  No.385826

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02a7c0  No.385827


I should probably get and watch the rest of black mirror tbh, I did quite like them even if brooker is a bit of bellend.

176989  No.385828

I always wanted to play the game from eXistenZ, tbh. You ever seen that film? It's like a randomly generated RPG that pulls elements from you own mind. Completely implausible, but I want to play it.

176989  No.385829


It is pretty well made. particularly the earlier ones. Making fun of Brooker is too fun though.

02a7c0  No.385830


>or become so dull to pleasure

Not when you hack your gene expression to keep the receptors from downregulating during the dopamine deluge. It's pure bliss for the rest of eternity for you, boyo.

4e5939  No.385831

made loads of pasta tbh

1f408c  No.385832

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>You will never spend a hundred years just constantly cumming

4e5939  No.385833


cumming feels horrible

394c04  No.385834

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the way to avoid becomming a slave to cummies is to take the kantpill lads

02a7c0  No.385835

>there are entire universes whose inhabitants are all trapped in a permanent vegetative state of self-pleasuring, unwilling to take their fingers off the joy button and go do anything else because it feels so good

83e758  No.385836

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this scene makes me cum tbh

4e5939  No.385837

02a7c0  No.385838


Quick rundown?

394c04  No.385839


follow duties nigga

02a7c0  No.385840


What sort of duties are we talking here, by melanin-rich friend? Because it doesn't seem to me that we live in a society worthy of service. Not to disavow duty towards family and friends of course, if you have them.

83e758  No.385841

>tfw balls itch so much I'm using the cat brush on them

83e758  No.385842

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02a7c0  No.385843



Good posts, these should be memorialised on the walls of the palace of eternity.

83e758  No.385844

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>scratching it makes it itch more

83e758  No.385845


thanks, lad

394c04  No.385846


if you wouldn't want the world to do it then don't do it

02a7c0  No.385847


>"would I want the world to exterminate the Jews?"

Interesting philosophy.

394c04  No.385848


if you exterminate jews you won't have beautiful wives

83e758  No.385849


lad just give him the quick rundown on Kant, you're just being confusing

02a7c0  No.385850


I don't expect to get one anyway, and if I can't have one nobody can.

5bb889  No.385851


> and if I can't have one nobody can.


5bb889  No.385852

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he really needs to lose weight tbqh

8d1631  No.385853


how often do you change underwear?

4e5939  No.385854

83e758  No.385855


Already (You)d on the other board. Top fucking keek, lad. Way better than I expected.


Wednesdays and Saturdays I guess

176989  No.385856

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06dc99  No.385857

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83e758  No.385858


half of the /brit/ (You)s are mine as it was my idea tbh

83e758  No.385859

>that mock debate in high school where you got really emotional

should have taught it more tbh. I didn't understand how you could defend something you don't believe, but that just means the teacher was shite

83e758  No.385860


*grabs her by the pussy*

4e5939  No.385861

just end it.. fuck

8aede8  No.385862


we have the same brush for my cat, he loves getting brushed on the cheeks and forehead. should get your own for nad itches though, using the one you brush your cats with is r00d



83e758  No.385863


makes she smell my finger after wiping some crotch grime tbh

8aede8  No.385864

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>inb4 leddit soyims convert to pisslamb

a67cba  No.385865

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06dc99  No.385866

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jew,es,ses are g-d's gift to the white man.

394c04  No.385867


is there an animal wh*toid women won't fuck

83e758  No.385868

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8aede8  No.385869


cats are naturally curious, especially about smells. sometimes when I take a piss, my cat will come in, put his paws up on the toilet bowl, look in and sniff my urine. that's pretty normal but using your cat's brush on your balls is still r00d, you should be nice and respectful to the kitties. save the wrath for the mudshits

06dc99  No.385870

if you don't settle down with a jewish woman you're basically asking to get fucked over

83e758  No.385871


kek what the fuck. My cat drinks from the toilet tbh

176989  No.385872


Would be an improvement.

4e5939  No.385873

83e758  No.385874

a67cba  No.385875


>make a wholesome post about white women's love for majestic animals

>taigs mind goes immediately to the gutter


8aede8  No.385876


but unironically though I would totally dump a girl if I found out she ever had a dog. you just can't trust them with that

83e758  No.385877

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8aede8  No.385878

male dog anyway, bitch doesn't matter

a67cba  No.385879


Lad that is vile. I'm sure the average woman wouldn't fuck a dog. I had a female doggo and never tried to fuck her. Smh you are sick.

83e758  No.385880

06dc99  No.385881

spic is such an unappealing, irredeemable piece of shit he can't even find a girl that would place him above fucking a dog, sounds about right

5bb889  No.385882


says the cunt shilling goblines

06dc99  No.385883

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they're sweet

4e5939  No.385884



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8aede8  No.385886


we don't know how many do it, but it's probably a disturbing amount and therefore it's better to be safe than sorry


no, they're not. they're evil and should be tattooed and bug sprayed

394c04  No.385887


>no, they're not. they're evil and should be tattooed and bug sprayed


4e5939  No.385888

>ywn inject bleach into spicposters blood and watch his die in pure agony over the course of several days

a0aa0a  No.385889

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83e758  No.385890

tfw made cummies smh feel dead inside

d67e35  No.385891

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day 2 tbh

aching like the devil

almost caught up on golden kamuy, last two episodes. It's really really good smh kay and 22st not watching it

8aede8  No.385892


there's no point in beating yourself up over it, lad. oyster up to replenish zinc and you'll feel better

176989  No.385893


look at her big face.

83e758  No.385894


t. 2 jojo episodes

d67e35  No.385895

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I really like the art style for the manga, it flips between extra-detailed serious and funny doodles. The anime tries to do it to a lesser extent as well.


at least Ive given it a chance and it's still in my backlog

5bb889  No.385896

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>tfw back on it

>day 6

>determined now


83e758  No.385897

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>every day now I've been talking to myself while working telling myself "what's so hard, just don't fap and don't eat sweeties"

>and then I come home

176989  No.385898


Two episodes doesn't give a great indication of what Jojo is as a franchise, tbh.

d67e35  No.385899

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>two old solders from opposite sides of the Boshin War duel to the death

>chained together

>as naval artillery bombards the prison they're fighting in

>soldiers and guards fight eachother

>and 700 prisoners swarm outside of the cells

8aede8  No.385900


nofap is hard 'cause as soon as you start on a streak your libido goes up and you feel compelled to wank

don't understand the sweeties issue, I've been weaned off sugar for years. though recently I did buy this italian hazelnut-cocoa spread and this frog chestnut spread, both have tons of added sugar. that's about it though. nowadays, almond butter is plenty desserty if I'm feeling that

also as I've mentioned, 0mg vaping is a good way to satisfy a sweet tooth without ingesting calories. I'd honestly recommend it lad

5bb889  No.385901

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a0aa0a  No.385902