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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: c72dfed0a292185⋯.mp4 (10.12 MB, 320x568, 40:71, c72dfed0a292185e1d86ae6ec8….mp4)

f92781  No.349844

'We lost nearly £10k to TV licence scammers'


When Jerry Tack received an email saying the TV licence needed paying, he didn't think twice about it.

>Nothing seemed suspicious about the website he clicked on, so he entered his bank details - and began a chain of events that would lose him £9,900.

>Jerry, from Hampshire, was among thousands contacted in what police called a "particularly nasty" fraud.

>But the banks say they cannot reimburse customers who have mistakenly authorised payments to fraudsters.

Brexit: Date for vote on Theresa May's deal confirmed


MPs will vote on Theresa May's Brexit deal on Tuesday, 15 January, government sources have confirmed.

>The Commons vote was called off last month by the PM, who was facing defeat, but sources have told the BBC the vote will not be delayed again.

>It is also understood the government will set out further reassurances on the controversial backstop.

>Meanwhile, more than 200 MPs have signed a letter to Theresa May, urging her to rule out a no-deal Brexit.

Surrey train stabbing: Suspect Darren Pencille refuses to enter plea, claiming he is 'paranoid'


>A man accused of the fatal stabbing of a fellow train passenger refused to stand and did not enter a plea as he appeared in court this morning.

>Wearing a grey tracksuit and black, thick-rimmed glasses, Darren Pencille stood initially as he was flanked by two guards before then speaking to magistrates from the floor of the dock.

>While sitting down and not visible, he said: “People are making me paranoid. Can I just talk to you like this?”

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287117  No.349847

File: 982989f7856a0e8⋯.jpg (116.63 KB, 645x773, 645:773, westiewojaksmirk.jpg)


good lass

a81554  No.349848

File: d7eef396eca7fdf⋯.png (12.27 KB, 300x114, 50:19, Yorkshire_First.png)


gool dad

f92781  No.349849


But she has to reopen the fighting pits and becomes an unpopular ruler with a rebellion against her in one of the cities she conquered and a resistance movement in the one she's in, then flies away on a dragon leaving the others behind, and ends up having diarrohea in the middle of a random barren field and being captured by Dothraki.

Also there's a huge plague in her city.

5f30f1  No.349850

File: d595eb33c281b9e⋯.jpg (38.45 KB, 586x562, 293:281, Queen Jew 20.jpg)


goe laa

f92781  No.349851

a81554  No.349852

287117  No.349853

File: e1353cbbb3e63c5⋯.jpg (59.33 KB, 450x405, 10:9, 62a3acf1f6fa160caf92e9401e….jpg)


>Cheers lads.

yw, thanks for the thread

5f30f1  No.349854

File: 0622587820fa33b⋯.jpg (22.77 KB, 438x353, 438:353, Queen Jew 32.jpg)


I just did

287117  No.349855

File: 1a61549f4566639⋯.png (69.57 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatwojakposh.png)

paprika fried chicken in a creamy mushroom and garlic sauce, with buttered steamed broccoli, followed by loose leaf tea and dark chocolate

0a9936  No.349856

File: 00fb6686a86709d⋯.jpg (83.81 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 00fb6686a86709dfa4b6e9e26c….jpg)

a81554  No.349857


>she will never bend me over her knee and smack my bum

898d1e  No.349858

File: 3477544ed9bf817⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 2771x3458, 2771:3458, mommy gf.jpg)

> no

5f30f1  No.349859

File: 147374ab10c2f91⋯.jpg (35.76 KB, 327x550, 327:550, Queen Jew 43.jpg)

File: a904027c8fa010b⋯.jpg (58.76 KB, 395x600, 79:120, Queen Jew 39.jpg)


Don't feel so safe yet, the eternal mummy with track down naughty-doers and dish out their due eventually.

287117  No.349860


do you have the pic of her being strangled by her rich hubby?

898d1e  No.349861

File: fc0ea9aa7c87ba5⋯.jpg (369.01 KB, 1180x664, 295:166, hi-lawson-daily-mirror.jpg)

she wanted it to happen

5f30f1  No.349862

File: 6e1e43e6c68783c⋯.jpg (39.76 KB, 332x500, 83:125, Jewess 694.jpg)



A lass you can throw around only makes the sex better

0a9936  No.349863


It's a more common fetish than you'd expect

287117  No.349864

File: 19104a1f0ad698f⋯.jpg (18.56 KB, 220x325, 44:65, frozen2010.jpg)

2b45b0  No.349865

File: c6dabdaec96bcb4⋯.png (14.96 KB, 568x452, 142:113, revolver.png)

>that name

1d9ced  No.349866



2b45b0  No.349867

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>vegan ice cream

it's alright I guess

supposed to be chocolate but tastes a little of molasses

imagine being one of those poor kids being killed with veganism and not even ice cream is a treat that will help you get some fats and proteins


very nice

05ed68  No.349868

File: 31edde7e1478e64⋯.jpg (173.7 KB, 1200x1000, 6:5, DWyRNafU8AE9M3a.jpg)

Did I miss the D&D character creation and rules spoonfeeding that lad was planning?

2b45b0  No.349869


no smh nothing has happened yet

I need to get you lot to commit to a time for a session first, that's




>SE (or someone else possibly sorry I forgot smh)

898d1e  No.349870

File: 1bb92312f7bdca2⋯.jpg (414.11 KB, 960x1440, 2:3, p8352689_v_v8_ag.jpg)

28e4be  No.349871

File: d74c63d7d5c811a⋯.png (450.35 KB, 1065x1400, 213:280, Scottish_clan_map.png)

>clan ranald macdonald

5f30f1  No.349872


Are you fucking with me? Did you edit this?

28e4be  No.349873


nah I yanked it off wikipedia

2b45b0  No.349874


what's this lad?


me grant

5f30f1  No.349875

File: f36d6ea419c2c61⋯.jpeg (238 KB, 600x744, 25:31, Nigger-Toothpuller-2.jpeg)

Homie Tyrone Dindu La'trine of Clan Wakonda

a81554  No.349876

File: ae379b27029358e⋯.gif (533.25 KB, 381x512, 381:512, HUGE GUTS.gif)

da0114  No.349877

File: 36461bd280c9b02⋯.png (59.98 KB, 1270x899, 1270:899, el coolio frogge.png)

Welcome to the cool zone.

28e4be  No.349878

File: 55b1e3667d1f668⋯.png (99.06 KB, 1311x532, 69:28, 73ec8fe35974f709c663e469b6….png)


5f30f1  No.349879

File: 7dda3f179b25c07⋯.png (283.02 KB, 711x631, 711:631, coolzone.PNG)

Smiting these bitch ass fish

28e4be  No.349880


what are those squares and how does it show what you can catch there? is it some mod or plugin or something?

5f30f1  No.349881



0a9936  No.349882

>lass calls me her prince


5f30f1  No.349883

File: 42fa0077e5d1959⋯.jpg (79.57 KB, 1080x809, 1080:809, Jewess 720.jpg)


cute. what's wrong with that?

a58c06  No.349884


Caw calls her Prince 'prince'.


Did you recently complete a jigsaw puzzle with her?

5029ac  No.349885

File: 93dc86e4caff851⋯.jpg (59.88 KB, 469x450, 469:450, IMG_3290.JPG)

FA Cup: Swansea and Newport face Welsh bosses

>Swansea City have a home tie in the FA Cup fourth round against Gillingham, the conquers of Cardiff City who are managed by Swansea native Steve Lovell

>Newport County, meanwhile, face a tricky trip to Championship promotion chasers Middlesbrough, who are also managed by a Welshman in Tony Pulis


Fourth-Round Draw

>Swansea v Gillingham

<Wimbledon v West Ham

>Shrewsbury or Stoke v Wolves

<Millwall v Everton

>Brighton v West Brom

>Bristol City v Bolton

<Accrington v Derby or Southampton

>Doncaster v Oldham

<Chelsea v Sheffield Wednesday or Luton

>Newcastle or Blackburn v Watford

<Middlesbrough v Newport

>Manchester City v Burnley

<Barnet v Brentford

>Portsmouth v QPR

<Arsenal v Manchester United

>Crystal Palace v Tottenham


0a9936  No.349886


>Did you recently complete a jigsaw puzzle with her?


5f30f1  No.349887

File: 06aa474655e4e76⋯.jpg (108.17 KB, 872x1024, 109:128, Jewess 441.jpg)


It looks like we will get our first /newbrit/ baby sooner than we had thought.

17ee4d  No.349888

File: 7628bddb3a742c8⋯.png (238.82 KB, 640x604, 160:151, ClipboardImage.png)

>we never actually completed the puzzle

5029ac  No.349889


Is your lass blond and autistic?

0a9936  No.349890


not blonde

5f30f1  No.349891


But she's autistic? kek

05ed68  No.349892


Will bring a new meaning to mummy posting. I hope Caw posts moral breastfeeding photos for us to aww over.

5f30f1  No.349893

File: b56ae6bd5e54116⋯.jpg (59.83 KB, 598x415, 598:415, 1529365775597.jpg)


>I hope Caw posts moral breastfeeding photos for us to aww over.

I'd rather not.

0a9936  No.349894


We both joke about each other being autistic

I don't think she is autistic though

05ed68  No.349895


But babies are cute, especially when suckling like a piglet on their mummy's chest udders.

5029ac  No.349896


But you are? keeek

5f30f1  No.349897


I want mummies to keep their funbags packed away, tbh.

17ee4d  No.349898

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*hands BO the first newbrit baby to bless*

0a9936  No.349899


I'm not either

0a9936  No.349900

bet u i get the first newbrit baby before crowlass

895dd4  No.349901


I'm an Autist.


Ah explains why you joke about it guess.

da0114  No.349902

5f30f1  No.349903


You must be his gf then :3

2b45b0  No.349904



come watch the lewd thing https://www.rabb.it/BinPoster

5029ac  No.349905

File: 7d80c94cf4b70ae⋯.gif (4.35 MB, 264x320, 33:40, IMG_3291.GIF)

898d1e  No.349906

File: 88d56de14365c51⋯.png (73.51 KB, 607x613, 607:613, 1546896441600.png)

da0114  No.349907


I thought people were mad at Lama man for saying that?

Also a much better example is just the way it's taken as a given that every other racial group has a right to their own land.

eb8ac6  No.349908

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Lads, I need to find good music, how to get??


Good, he has almost made up for being a cult leader dickhead.

eb8ac6  No.349909


Good :)

0a9936  No.349910

i love my lass lads

5f30f1  No.349911


I love your lass too

eb8ac6  No.349912


Good lad :)

mine is back on Friday <3

a58c06  No.349913


We're all a fan of Caw lad.

0a9936  No.349914


xcuse me

da0114  No.349915



eb8ac6  No.349916

File: 83ee5490524e49d⋯.gif (466.96 KB, 606x423, 202:141, ron.gif)

5f30f1  No.349917

File: 9ae35269038a10c⋯.jpg (92.88 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Jewess 621.jpg)


uh huh?

da0114  No.349918


That's a bit retro.

0a9936  No.349919



5f30f1  No.349920

File: b34bb693c682415⋯.jpg (60.65 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Jewess 565.jpg)


y-you too.

5029ac  No.349921

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>need to find good music, how to get??

Listen to SE

0a9936  No.349922

eb8ac6  No.349923

File: fa27c9cb6d60029⋯.png (555.36 KB, 922x692, 461:346, Corbyn profile.png)


It was the best of times for /pol/.

Ron Paul > Trump.

Taking blame for our own problems etc, good



not quite what i'm looking for but appreciate something a bit more high energy smh

f92781  No.349924

File: 28e95edc5816c60⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1540997976202-2.png)


i love mine too

comfy wholesome hour

f92781  No.349925


0a9936  No.349926


da0114  No.349927

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Develop an appreciation for Van Der Graaf Generator.

f92781  No.349928


hes got a chance

yeah in france

0a9936  No.349929


you have a lass? is it pembs?

5f30f1  No.349930

>Everybody's got a lass except you

That's fine, I guess.

da0114  No.349931


tbh. This whole album is wonderful. It's like listening to an existential crisis play out.

eb8ac6  No.349932

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f92781  No.349933


reminds me of bowie i like it

0a9936  No.349934

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3d42ed  No.349935


quit showing off and gf posting you fucking fag

2b45b0  No.349936


pembs is definitely a lad

but I would not discount this smdh the gaybos

0a9936  No.349937


just get a gf lol

5f30f1  No.349938

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

2b45b0  No.349939

File: 4cb565c53f614eb⋯.png (49.54 KB, 500x500, 1:1, punch2.png)

da0114  No.349940

File: 132d1a83803de35⋯.jpg (17.59 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1862404-biffo.jpg)


*seethes silently

5f30f1  No.349941



Cool yer jets, buster.

28e4be  No.349942


poal time






da0114  No.349943

File: f139e7b5c122123⋯.jpg (208.2 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, 830588220-1024x1024.jpg)

5f30f1  No.349944

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

5029ac  No.349945


link isn't working when I click it lad

5f30f1  No.349946


not even data collectors want to fucking touch you

lmao @ ur lief, kid.

3d42ed  No.349947


this cunt should be banned for this post, bet your gf is fat and dirty


28e4be  No.349948


you have to copy paste because I spoilered one of the characters to intentionally break the link so poal won't know people are coming from here

5f30f1  No.349949

just choked up my drink, fuck.


this isn't /brit/, lad we don't ban people over stupid shit

0a9936  No.349950


5f30f1  No.349951

File: 2fa478f2db73339⋯.mp4 (487.63 KB, 202x360, 101:180, it's gunna be fun.mp4)

>this thread

28e4be  No.349952

>75% of /newbrit/ lads are lassless


a81554  No.349953

File: 2ec36f1a565b2d2⋯.jpg (144.75 KB, 1259x695, 1259:695, feels red dwarf.jpg)


Lister: Imagine making love to a woman with three breasts

Rimmer: Imagine making love to a woman

2b45b0  No.349954

File: 28a1a4fcf0f09ce⋯.png (401.72 KB, 500x484, 125:121, 4.png)

da0114  No.349955


Oopsie diasy. How many kids died?

5f30f1  No.349956

File: 3ce8e01a16e3936⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.08 MB, 360x640, 9:16, keemstar.webm)


I don't know. Maybe Keemstar knows, keem?

Looks like he's busy.

da0114  No.349957

File: 37789f7d49084cb⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


Wouldn't even know where to begin, tbh. Not ever really mad about it anymore. It's not the life I was meant to have. It's not the way I was made.

a81554  No.349958


Quality post

da0114  No.349959

File: 7fd483468a783be⋯.png (804.42 KB, 1010x990, 101:99, ClipboardImage.png)

I love him, lads.

f92781  No.349960


dunno who he is but he looks redpilled

da0114  No.349961


Grand Admiral Thrawn. Character from the Star Wars Expanded Universe

3d42ed  No.349962

Fucking cunt mods ruin literally every board in existence


>literally bans me for being "petty"

Bet you faggots are kissing up to each other in discord talking about your fantasy gfs, smug cunts.

287117  No.349963



that is fucking terrifying

0a9936  No.349964


i bucked yer ma

28e4be  No.349965

File: d70e3186a790134⋯.png (5.71 KB, 604x608, 151:152, d70e3186a790134680f99e67ec….png)






just noticed this

you shouldn't have banned for that

28e4be  No.349966


just don't go on carnival rides in china or any other shithole country

0a9936  No.349967


yer man said I should be banned for having a gf so I banned him for AN HOUR

5f30f1  No.349968


lol rekt

0a9936  No.349969

>posts about 10 times in the entire history of the board with noflag

>spicposter sides with him

literally why are you the BO

28e4be  No.349970


>sides with him

you know how I am about bans, it's rarely necessary

if you wanna do a joke ban it should be like 1 minute

5f30f1  No.349971


The imposition of ones will is essential of the master

5f30f1  No.349972


slave morality, tbh


3d42ed  No.349973

File: 52b272bd27a6620⋯.png (434.92 KB, 762x548, 381:274, 1546357159320.png)


>posts about 10 times in the entire history of the board with noflag

Filthy liar

3d42ed  No.349974


That's not what that is

0a9936  No.349975


you have no real intention to improve yourself

prove me wrong

you can't

3d42ed  No.349976


Nah you might ban me for saying something you don't like herr ubergrubbenfuhrer

5f30f1  No.349977

da0114  No.349978

Is it grumpy time?

5f30f1  No.349979


How you interpret other peoples writing reflects your own mood

5f30f1  No.349980

It's always happytime on /newbrit/

da0114  No.349981


kizz me, baby

5f30f1  No.349982

File: 59a6ec67455f0d7⋯.jpg (96.05 KB, 686x335, 686:335, 784.jpg)


no way fag

da0114  No.349983


Hey, not in a gay way.

5f30f1  No.349984


I know about your gay world order, fam. I'm not letting you in my back yard.

da0114  No.349985


keek. What's my gay world order?

53d572  No.349986

>wake up stressed in bed 2 hours early

>stay stressed for those hours and they pass quickly

smh I usually like waking up a lil early to relax a bit before going but today was awful

28e4be  No.349987


why so stressed, lad? just the wage troubles?

I keep going to bed super late, waking up super late, and lying in bed feeling groggy as hell for like half an hour before I force myself to get up

53d572  No.349988


idno it's not rational, just worried I'd fuck up I guess. But what a waste it is. Going to drive in 45 minutes and ride with a lad who will show me his route which I'll take as his substitute for Thursday and Friday.

>I keep going to bed super late, waking up super late, and lying in bed feeling groggy as hell for like half an hour before I force myself to get up

Me when I was on holiday tbh. I wish I could just wake up and get out of bed without an alarm

078bd7  No.349989

File: 465bf4c17cec88d⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1414x970, 707:485, TUO KOOL!.png)

>people are still awake

da0114  No.349990


I stay up late carving little figurines out of wood.

078bd7  No.349991


Who do said figurines depict?

da0114  No.349992

28e4be  No.349993

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.



it's nice not having an alarm but I should still be falling asleep before 3am, after that is pretty bad


only 10pm here

078bd7  No.349994


I will smash your face if you make one of me


That's bedtime lad

28e4be  No.349995

File: 0a208eb2dffad89⋯.png (13.37 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 0a208eb2dffad8900c569e75a5….png)

>paki couple moves to America

>they get the paki thot feeling an aryan chad's abs on camera

>paki freaks out, says imam will give her lashes

078bd7  No.349996

File: bec37195ee36aa3⋯.png (243.54 KB, 580x563, 580:563, i lick my lips.png)


>paki girls

5f30f1  No.349997

File: c61a170cb0a88a7⋯.png (407.45 KB, 841x407, 841:407, 1462996769187.png)

078bd7  No.349998


*big anglo cock

NAC ftw

wh*toids need not apply

da0114  No.349999


*sticks pins in it

078bd7  No.350000


078bd7  No.350001

42d240  No.350002

And so a day's work begins. Later lads

f9b7a9  No.350003

File: a5b36836d4d0622⋯.mp4 (3.15 MB, 720x720, 1:1, jockowillink-1082248726792….mp4)

got up at 3:30 am

now I'm off for a bike ride



kill it, brother

648830  No.350004


just saying here lad

that this cunt genuinely deserves to be banned

he just insults every posters every time he posts, he doesnt deserve to be here at all

hes that ugly jock cunt with terrible acne and a lazy eye that actually watches TV then complains if he sees something on it he doesnt like

f9b7a9  No.350005

File: 11837f114ffebcd⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 530.54 KB, 720x720, 1:1, maxmoefoe-1082345859474325….mp4)

a81554  No.350006

File: 8816431d247b55c⋯.jpg (1.15 MB, 1688x2535, 1688:2535, richard stallman.jpg)

>try to remove "apps" from my ciaphone

>google helpfully reinstalls them for me

Hell is a world built for normies.

5f30f1  No.350007


lmao, where's this from?

3f6122  No.350008


if they're the jewgle apps what you do is uninstall the updates which reverts them to the factory version, saving a ton of space. then you have to turn off auto updates or else they'll just reverse it

898d1e  No.350009

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morning lads

a81554  No.350010


>blurring out the mummy


f9b7a9  No.350011

File: 8208e33864a9d59⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 161.29 KB, 959x1280, 959:1280, 1b49ceb7e9158a7906ce97553b….jpg)


idk I don't look at gay porn

5f30f1  No.350012


good lad

3f6122  No.350013

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this is a lot better without the distractingly retarded lyrics

895dd4  No.350014


ngl, I want to play skribbl with the great 22 stones tbqh.

3f6122  No.350015

File: 8d651649e8e8982⋯.jpg (46.01 KB, 596x712, 149:178, 2 genders.jpg)


think he's like 18 stones now, don't remember but it's a lot less

895dd4  No.350016

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a81554  No.350017

File: 115393a3b4832aa⋯.webm (461.74 KB, 720x540, 4:3, distaste for them all.webm)


>own a piece of hardware

>open source OS

>can't choose not to have skype installed

To say nothing of the presence of adverts. Adverts! It blows my mind that they managed to convince the normalfags to put up with this.

3f6122  No.350018

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what's the moral of the story here? even if you're ugly, any white man can move to Bangkok and have a personal harem of plastic ladyboys?


a81554  No.350019

File: e30ac248a0470b3⋯.webm (119.66 KB, 538x360, 269:180, mmmMMMmmm.webm)


>a personal harem of plastic ladyboys

895dd4  No.350020


Yes, it partly validates JBW theory.

3f6122  No.350021

File: 126adce1308d4ca⋯.jpg (33.64 KB, 480x360, 4:3, makeup.jpg)

how do we ban makeup?


>JBW theory


895dd4  No.350022


Just be White, it's an incel theory.

3f6122  No.350023


well yeah even the bottom of the barrel of whites can always have the cream of the crop of non-whites

a81554  No.350024

File: 0d5aa204aeed63d⋯.jpg (252.16 KB, 750x1125, 2:3, weapons of mass instructio….jpg)

Also this book is a nice if somewhat blackpilling read, even if it has had a couple of weird missteps so far. Most of all though it keeps putting me in mind of gamergate, of back when the connection between groups like Microsoft and the ADL to Anita and their joint involvement in education got dredged up. I might recommend it on /brit/'s book thread.

a81554  No.350025


She looks a bit alienesque even with the makeup tbh

3f6122  No.350026


yeah but considering she can pass as a 5-6/10 and get a bf whereas the male version of her would be completely fucked

a81554  No.350027


Well yeah, that's the modernism-hypergamy interaction for you

895dd4  No.350028


Wish older women would speak out against it tbh.

3f6122  No.350029

File: c699b430c87ec49⋯.jpg (118.67 KB, 704x904, 88:113, 5cbe47fdae3638e38a3454d786….jpg)


old people don't have any idea wtf is going on, all they know is tv and newspapers

wish I could find this meme but with a zoomer gassing the boomers

a81554  No.350030

File: 6839cc93a7b7fe3⋯.jpg (52.29 KB, 663x553, 663:553, women 3.jpg)


I should have saved more of /brit/'s womenposting images, I'm sure there was one of a feminist journo-thot complaining about being unhappy and lonely at 40.

898d1e  No.350031


install pihole on your network, problem solved

2b45b0  No.350032

half 9 and I want to go back to bed smdh




told you lad


someone has to do the insulting and complaining lad

otherwise I'd go back to doing it smh

648830  No.350033


yeah but he doesnt do it as a joke

he genuinely means it cos he is a real cunt

his posts have zero value

dont tell me you actually like him

2b45b0  No.350034


I like having someone around to do the insulting and complaining so I don't have to and can instead remain happy and neutral and take pleasure in someone else's rage

648830  No.350035

File: ca6ed312a821302⋯.jpg (66.4 KB, 1357x640, 1357:640, 1546933511129.jpg)

ah i see

very well then

648830  No.350036

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)

>ywn be friends with a 7ft lad who lifts you up on his shoulders and you travel the world and have great adventures with him

648830  No.350037

File: 81e0a6b13db38a5⋯.jpg (85.12 KB, 572x781, 52:71, hagrid.jpg)

File: 83cb2496356584f⋯.jpg (64.59 KB, 612x612, 1:1, merry.jpg)

3f6122  No.350038

File: 68841a21348c154⋯.png (38.64 KB, 206x237, 206:237, 68841a21348c154a46c4f046cd….png)

5am bedtime


well he needs somewhere to vent and feel a sense of belonging, don't we all?



648830  No.350039

>toilet is unflushed yet again

why do some people have no standards

895dd4  No.350040

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Swedish guys

898d1e  No.350041


is it a modern toilet? They are designed to use less water and so have less flushing power

648830  No.350042


My mother deliberately does not flush the toilet when she pisses

Must be northern genetics related to living in the slums of a industrial mill town where water is precious

895dd4  No.350043

This will be the year that I ride tandem behind a sexy lady driving a motorbike tbh.

648830  No.350044


sniff the seat

895dd4  No.350045


It's more the dry humping I want tbh.

648830  No.350046

648830  No.350047

File: c45e7f0afca85de⋯.jpg (126.75 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 0S0Qo78.jpg)

File: 82045accdc2d000⋯.jpg (197.39 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1546945127093.jpg)

heres a pic of her bod tbh yummy

a81554  No.350048


I do that tbh

648830  No.350049


fuck you


a81554  No.350050


Built like a brick shithouse.

2b45b0  No.350051

File: 9d53e081be33901⋯.png (413.95 KB, 646x720, 323:360, wojakmindset2.png)


thicc is high test

a81554  No.350052


Good lad

898d1e  No.350053


I go in the wash basin. Effectively it becomes my urinal.

648830  No.350054

pissing more than twice a day is unnatural

i piss before i shit or in the shower, tbh

a81554  No.350055


Do you find wees annoy you?

898d1e  No.350056


I'm a 4 or 5 times a day man but I do drink a lot of tea, coffee and water. No 2s is only once a day though.

648830  No.350057


yeah, i got a leaky dick sadly



coffee is a big one for making me wee wee

my mother exclusively drinks tea and thus her piss is like orange


78b398  No.350058

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

2b45b0  No.350059

File: 72dbfc246c4eb73⋯.png (209.96 KB, 396x385, 36:35, waftyreee.png)

>pissing into clean water

you subhuman nigger

you know it is kept separate from the brown water (used for toilet flushing) so every time you piss in it some piss gets through the reclamation process

>he just lets his wang leak too instead of tugging it out of the foreskin


you probably smell of piss

2b45b0  No.350060

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

superior and not gay version

648830  No.350061

File: 8e3a5c36ed5ddf6⋯.jpg (87.9 KB, 334x334, 1:1, 1544556700265.jpg)


thats right boy, drink my piss

drink daddy dorsets wee wee

2b45b0  No.350062

File: c9dc940ac860bec⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1280x1354, 640:677, filtermerchant.png)

luckily I filter

2b45b0  No.350063

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tfw no autistic resident evil fangirl gf

648830  No.350064

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)


i'll piss so hard it will be impossible to avoid

the entire nations water supply shall be green with my urine

2b45b0  No.350065

File: 8f562b5044a22ca⋯.png (128.39 KB, 277x325, 277:325, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8d2f868ac3ecb7a⋯.png (225.85 KB, 620x293, 620:293, THEY'LL HAVE TO PRY OUR SI….png)




lad go to a doctor

895dd4  No.350066

File: d64b2f4d3ec3a27⋯.jpg (74.56 KB, 480x320, 3:2, BasedJaps.jpg)

f9b7a9  No.350067

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

898d1e  No.350068

File: 04ce67ef3d60f48⋯.jpg (48.18 KB, 620x434, 10:7, 1376.jpg)


disgusting what ppl put down the toilet these days in Devon

a81554  No.350069


>tfw you throw your sister down the toilet

Sorry mum

648830  No.350070

File: 8e425794bf6b44c⋯.jpg (333.53 KB, 720x888, 30:37, 1545505587367.jpg)

898d1e  No.350071

They should ban wet wipes tbh

648830  No.350072


a mandatory thot should be assigned to each household to lick the bum clean after a poo

895dd4  No.350073



If my earphones are pulling a lot of earwax into them everytime I put them in, what does it mean?

Sticky earphones or something wrong with me?

a81554  No.350074


>tfw domestic braphog hooked up to the brap tank to supply braps for heating

a81554  No.350075

File: 2e201534c85807a⋯.jpg (49.78 KB, 276x282, 46:47, sweat.jpg)


no* braphog I mean, heh heh

648830  No.350076


do you use a cotton bud to clean your ears?

895dd4  No.350077


Never, I thought cotton buds are bad for ears.

a81554  No.350078


Mummy always used to do that to me. Then one day my brother pushed the door open and knocked her arm which rammed the cotton bud right down my eardrum. It bled a lot. I wonder if that's why my ears are so bad now.

898d1e  No.350079


could be you have a mild cold or infection and it's building up

648830  No.350080


i only use them once every couple of months, usually a big fat piece of wax comes out

648830  No.350081

tbh i believe i have had an ear infection for years

causes pain tbh but nobody believes me

f9b7a9  No.350082

File: 5c116c41caf07b4⋯.webm (2.06 MB, 1013x375, 1013:375, failure.webm)

*tries to act like the funny man in front of hundreds of thousands of people*

78b398  No.350083

File: 8f9a27f7f158f9f⋯.jpg (156.77 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 400.jpg)

2b45b0  No.350084

ban the jock for posting a tranny btw

a81554  No.350085

File: 722bd7f5418fc1f⋯.webm (883.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, GDQ my wife's son.webm)


Got the old fart sniff one?

a81554  No.350086

File: b8ddeb872126e6e⋯.webm (3.68 MB, 852x480, 71:40, AGDQ - Ratchet and Clark.webm)

File: 703bfd25ef0ba9e⋯.webm (3.8 MB, 328x336, 41:42, that's my girlfriend.webm)

898d1e  No.350087


is that a lad on the left?

f9b7a9  No.350088

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


afraid not


love agdq tbh

53d572  No.350089

>when you stay awake for ane xtra day to try and adjust your sleeping pattern to a new route

>bossman gives me night work the day before the new route which fucks it again

ahhh this week is hell

Just came home and will in 8 hours be forced to go to work again

53d572  No.350090

File: 7631895a66b7b48⋯.png (171.46 KB, 356x332, 89:83, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

>friend's gf told my friend to say hi from her

648830  No.350091


looks like shes your gf now lad

53d572  No.350092


nice, but she is living with him. He said he doesn't want to impregnate her… yet though and she has said she wants babies.

648830  No.350093


try and bring up the subject of having a family and how you want one

895dd4  No.350094

53d572  No.350095

895dd4  No.350096


Just pranking lads.

648830  No.350097

need some bloody MEAT lads

53d572  No.350098


getting some tasty meat in 2 hours tbh

895dd4  No.350099


What's elk meat like?

2b45b0  No.350100


fixed hours or nothing tbh

hate temp work

53d572  No.350101


yeah just murder me please

53d572  No.350102

File: 8f51e3b8ba8dc17⋯.png (402.52 KB, 601x575, 601:575, ClipboardImage.png)


>German member of parliament for the populist Alternative for Germany (AfD) Frank Magnitz was brutally attacked Monday evening in what some are labelling an assassination attempt.


2b45b0  No.350103

File: 960a24ec20b870e⋯.png (14.03 KB, 354x358, 177:179, 22st goodnight.png)

>outraged cry from the living room



>he left the outside shed room thing's light on last time he was here, so it has been on for practically a month straight

>will probably blame it on me and say to stop using the boiler and the one working heater in the house so much (once every three or so days for a bath, and whenever I need to take a shit and want to be somewhat warm for a small period of time)


panzie is there for you


JF talked about this in the latest vid

political violence is back baby (has been for some time tbh)

but only for the commie cunts

53d572  No.350104


He will take away everything that uses electricity tbh. Bye bye Wessie.

>panzie is there for you

That cunt will just try to stab me with his fucked up pommel

why didn't he just use superior speed to dodge the attack? smh

2b45b0  No.350105


he knows I procrastinate too much on the internet but also knows it is the only way that I might get a job or move out so I don't think he will go that far tbh although he did threaten to once

53d572  No.350106


he'll make you cycle on one of those electricity generating bikes tbh

2b45b0  No.350107


that would be cool

don't think they are efficient enough to be able to store and run a desktop computer for any length of time though smh

I think I looked it up once for a hypothetical bunker build

53d572  No.350108


well you could light a light bulb and keep warm by bicycling

2b45b0  No.350109


from the heat of a lightbulb? keek

53d572  No.350110


From the heat of the exercise smh

meanwhile in 22st house *turns the heat switch*

53d572  No.350111

File: 6bae12b3d95a188⋯.png (317.14 KB, 634x383, 634:383, ClipboardImage.png)

2b45b0  No.350112


had one of those in the old house but never used it because it was so well insulated I had my windows open all winter smh

can't wait to move

53d572  No.350113


tbh I am cold now too, dno why, it's not that cold outside smh. Think it being humid makes it feel colder smh

where are you moving, lad?

2b45b0  No.350114

File: 0de27d26ce4d54a⋯.png (72.23 KB, 255x252, 85:84, sadjakpepe.png)


dunno yet

where ever the homefinder organisation alows me

it will take probably most of this year smdh since I am so low priority for being a young huwhite jobless male

53d572  No.350115


Can't one of the /newbrit/ons take you in?

53d572  No.350116

File: 1ff561be00e3453⋯.png (517.87 KB, 1354x639, 1354:639, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cb4e95320e78c20⋯.png (8.48 MB, 2102x3586, 1051:1793, ClipboardImage.png)

5029ac  No.350117


>can't one of the /newbrit/ons take you in?

Can't he move to Norgeway?

53d572  No.350118


I'd take him in but he'd to make it here by himself and then he'd had to find a job in Norway

53d572  No.350119

File: 229e36779cf8454⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

me on the left

898d1e  No.350120



Kid is messed up so parents (Father in particular) goes into JUST mode. Maybe it's the other way round though.

6c8535  No.350121


wait is that the comedian

53d572  No.350122

>NEEThog wessex can watch JF live




53d572  No.350123

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


There are subtitles but you might get it even without them

78b398  No.350124


looks rly familiar i know who you mean

53d572  No.350125

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

*plays video at double speed so I don't waste my day*

648830  No.350126


that lad looks like a queer

53d572  No.350127


it's a girl

3d42ed  No.350128

File: f3611081f248f22⋯.png (23.63 KB, 418x408, 209:204, f3611081f248f22034d91f31f6….png)

>mum harassing the people I live with to try and get me thrown out and made homeless

Literally never been closer to killing myself, can't fucking believe women have this much power today what the fuck were our leaders thinking

895dd4  No.350129

>have to pick my own birthday presents again, what a nightmare tbh

53d572  No.350130


Doe she want you to come home?

648830  No.350131



you deserve to be homeless

6c8535  No.350132

53d572  No.350133

File: ba326bb7f1b9cb1⋯.png (183.13 KB, 600x315, 40:21, ClipboardImage.png)

>when your mum passively snipes at you commenting about embarrassing things you are doing in the moment to people on the phone

648830  No.350134


go and slap her

53d572  No.350135


She's not at home I am just recalling an event smh

648830  No.350136


wait at the door until she comes home and give her a big ol slap

53d572  No.350137

File: 68786ffe46438a0⋯.png (891.93 KB, 871x544, 871:544, ClipboardImage.png)

why did they give tridents 5 prongs

53d572  No.350138


I'll wait until after she has made dinner then tell her it was for an offense she committed during the holidays

6c8535  No.350139



648830  No.350140

File: ccc8657bc59fd90⋯.png (1.33 MB, 769x725, 769:725, bilbo.png)

>when your hair gets long enough it starts to hide your hairline

2b45b0  No.350141


if anything it should be the other way around tbh

with two other people on benefits everything would be fine, could even run the heating


kill her and make it look like an accident

53d572  No.350142

File: 34968435693e173⋯.png (284.46 KB, 1001x1001, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>when your hair gets long enough and looks like a nasal helmet

53d572  No.350143


>with two other people on benefits everything would be fine, could even run the heating

would that be legal?

2b45b0  No.350144


yeah, nothing wrong with a house share

I have three beds, although the house is technically only two-bed for tax purposes or whatever

648830  No.350145

>ywn house/flatshare with a bunch of lasses

53d572  No.350146


yeah but getting money while house sharing. Sounds like you could be NEETs for life

53d572  No.350147


>they bring their boyfriends home

2b45b0  No.350148

File: 749bb9066954c14⋯.png (37.27 KB, 1241x1058, 1241:1058, 22st big bulge.png)

tbh that's the other part of the baste harem fantasy

>move in to a big mansion that's shared housing, full of waifus and teach at an all girls college


would be vile tbh imagine the hair clogging the shower and all of the useless shit they buy taking up space


yeah it would require budgeting but is legal and doable

648830  No.350149

File: 81c876af34b368a⋯.jpg (5.83 KB, 249x250, 249:250, swetti peppi.jpg)


i would be their bf


>imagine the hair clogging the shower

yeah imagine that h-haha.. FUUUAAARK

53d572  No.350150

Imagine their shits clogging the toilet

648830  No.350151

imagine the smell of their used bloody tampons lingering around the place

grab one and suck on it

53d572  No.350152

File: 4473eaaa7108508⋯.png (245.99 KB, 458x458, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

2b45b0  No.350153

File: fa99a53a680c579⋯.png (76.96 KB, 258x195, 86:65, vompepe2.png)

no, lad

53d572  No.350154


If only there was a way to preserve them with the consistency of a recently formed scab, crusty and juicy at the same time

3d42ed  No.350155

97% of women are disgusting and if you aren't fucking them there is no reason you would want to live with them

648830  No.350156

File: 15e5a1346eb6520⋯.png (360.65 KB, 1604x1488, 401:372, 1546952554451.png)

53d572  No.350157

File: 797f979d7461c6e⋯.png (102.91 KB, 349x234, 349:234, ClipboardImage.png)

When shitting lassies need toilets like this because if their vaginas get infected from a poo water backsplash they'll die

a81554  No.350158

File: 2d2cce36fe403ce⋯.jpg (78.07 KB, 789x525, 263:175, beachmaster claims a wife.jpg)


>not asserting your dominance over her

648830  No.350159


is that a german toilet?

6c8535  No.350160


German toilet sounds like a euphemism

648830  No.350161

Some of your steam accounts are absolutely abysmal. Shame on you.

a81554  No.350162


I've been to Hungary and they were like that there.

898d1e  No.350163


it's so you can inspect the poop for health indicators before it gets flushed

898d1e  No.350164

File: 9f653b5ef627089⋯.jpg (2.75 MB, 2102x1484, 1051:742, 71936516_p0.jpg)

648830  No.350165



bb02e1  No.350166

File: 8c8971b4aa7a302⋯.jpg (66.91 KB, 722x784, 361:392, 46.jpg)

2b45b0  No.350167

898d1e  No.350168


don't you like artwork lad?

648830  No.350169

648830  No.350170


degenerate materialism vs baste hunter-gatherers

87fe17  No.350171

2b45b0  No.350172

File: c9fedd88810aa0b⋯.png (155.42 KB, 599x321, 599:321, zulu.png)

648830  No.350173

File: 0f7d3c2f8d1c431⋯.png (8.43 KB, 472x408, 59:51, dorsepepeback.png)

53d572  No.350174


You alright, lad?

53d572  No.350175

Gonna be a comfy newspaper drive tonight, only problem is I won't have more than an hour sleep, and if I sleep when I come home I won't be able to stay awake for the workday after that reee

648830  No.350176


yeah, i just wanted to post something but didnt know what image to use

53d572  No.350177

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB, 520x501, 520:501, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


Good lad keeping the thread alive

648830  No.350178

File: 649aa7291222cb8⋯.png (127.24 KB, 334x346, 167:173, 1544654170082.png)

2b45b0  No.350179

File: 75a956424b0e714⋯.png (42.85 KB, 1543x814, 1543:814, 22st wessexwagie reverse.png)

3d42ed  No.350180

File: d9f33c534d3794e⋯.jpg (8.61 KB, 236x235, 236:235, d9f33c534d3794eeb8067fbf66….jpg)

>15 hours into hunger strike

Why do normies always use meaningless and irrelevant platitudes that they see on tv, utterly worthless individuals who deserve to be enslaved

2b45b0  No.350181

File: 4ffd5f1e12ed538⋯.png (179 KB, 500x610, 50:61, Dollar Runner.png)


anon, what's going on big guy?

648830  No.350182


>worthless individuals

and you're not?

f9b7a9  No.350183

File: 0fddbd3e46f0f22⋯.png (143.93 KB, 416x555, 416:555, 1546938703193.png)


I ate literally nothing for an entire week in jail

53d572  No.350184

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*stabs your shield kinotically*


amazing how it's a domino effect that bleeds into every day smh. THink it will only be like this this week though.


Are the hunter strike and the normie stuff related?

53d572  No.350185


>not producing shit you can smear on the wall

648830  No.350186


t. bobby sands

f9b7a9  No.350187

File: 8be08393b5f8a6c⋯.jpg (137.76 KB, 739x840, 739:840, 15468689512742.jpg)


umm… that's pretty gross, bro

648830  No.350188


he has a genuine scat fetish

53d572  No.350189


Want to see something gross ask Jocko to post the lower half of that pic

2b45b0  No.350190

ban him for being a faggot

648830  No.350191


youre both gross and deserve nothing but contempt

6c8535  No.350192


Spicposter doesn't like us doing that

53d572  No.350193

f9b7a9  No.350194

File: 3b211fb211d2fe2⋯.jpg (33 KB, 545x579, 545:579, 1546937570715.jpg)


smh I don't believe you


No, I can't post it. If I do then Mummy Neo or Daddy Spic will ban me, and I don't want that


Hey, Oscar the Grouch, go eat more garbage

2b45b0  No.350195

File: a6326a5ece01614⋯.png (98.26 KB, 556x511, 556:511, ClipboardImage.png)

53d572  No.350196

6c8535  No.350197


based jewesses tbh

f9b7a9  No.350198

File: c6b8c723152deee⋯.jpg (45.4 KB, 588x395, 588:395, 65358.jpg)

53d572  No.350199

File: 71b9cc50d55b01b⋯.png (18.04 KB, 317x95, 317:95, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)


*upvotes on Pewdiepie's subreddit*

f9b7a9  No.350200

File: 270ce5f61f0ab90⋯.jpg (140.64 KB, 988x1036, 247:259, 1546947240973.jpg)


please no dont make fun of me like that you bully i dont go there on that reddit or watch Pewds

1d9ced  No.350201


Why is she doing that lad?

ea6e8a  No.350202

File: ac4bea1a0a274c6⋯.png (228.77 KB, 422x924, 211:462, 1546708316340.png)


53d572  No.350203


Keek I didn't mean to imply any such things but you outed yourself.

f9b7a9  No.350204

File: d32079c233cab2a⋯.jpg (280.28 KB, 1280x1440, 8:9, 1546939946082.jpg)

53d572  No.350205

Went there and looked how the heek do people have time to look through this

1d9ced  No.350206


Why do you even have that saved to your computer you perverted nigger

1d9ced  No.350207

>have to do a personality style test for job application

>Immediately get shot down


53d572  No.350208


Kek what? Interested in seeing how that works

f9b7a9  No.350209

File: d956e6d49f64829⋯.png (94.79 KB, 216x211, 216:211, 1546940235996.png)


You're officially more Reddit than I. Congrats!


I'm not a nigger


What did the test involve?

a81554  No.350210


>I'm not a nigger

You're Scottish aren't you?

648830  No.350211


says the cornishman

1d9ced  No.350212



So you're presented with various scenarios and asked to point out the most and least effective response. Supposed to find out what you're work behavior is like. Seems kind silly because you get the same questions on each test

>I'm not a nigger

Yeah but you're a perverted degenerate so you may as well be lmao

6c8535  No.350213

File: 8cb74d1ba20ddb5⋯.jpg (117.48 KB, 809x1000, 809:1000, 8cb74d1ba20ddb505d44c766f7….jpg)

648830  No.350214

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648830  No.350215


id ravage her

a81554  No.350216

File: 6f0e0d041550d12⋯.webm (7.98 MB, 600x358, 300:179, smooth criminal.webm)


What are you implying there, my liege?

f9b7a9  No.350217

File: ff0fa7bcfa305ab⋯.gif (622.97 KB, 360x263, 360:263, 1546960850717.gif)


wHiTeR tHaN yUo MuHaMmAd


It wasn't the army you were applying for, was it?

>you're a perverted degenerate

I'm not as bad as I seem tbh. I keep that sorta stuff to myself irl and just terrorise you lot here occasionally instead

648830  No.350218


thats cool tbh

a81554  No.350219

File: c694d7292c583c7⋯.jpg (206.78 KB, 900x1350, 2:3, hijab 30.jpg)


Islam is based and Brythonic tbh

53d572  No.350220

File: 6321ffed188b8b2⋯.png (137.99 KB, 1707x935, 1707:935, ClipboardImage.png)

53d572  No.350221


Aren't you the pervert?

And how do you get questions like that wrong? Certainly it'd be easy enough to guess the right choice smh

2b45b0  No.350222

File: bb72224483ce3d4⋯.png (120.22 KB, 3148x1566, 1574:783, brythonopepes2shite.png)


Level 60 Big Guy

53d572  No.350223

f9b7a9  No.350224

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You could have chosen a better looking lass.

Those white Syrians are quite nice looking tbh


*looks at pic and listens to this*

A nice chuckle was had. Thanks lad

ff6d19  No.350225

File: e825af425b42ed5⋯.jpg (151.05 KB, 704x396, 16:9, __hiiragi_kagami_hiiragi_t….jpg)


>leven 10 backstabber

53d572  No.350226



I actually spelt backstabber wrong too before correcting it. No idea what the fuck is wrong with me

ff6d19  No.350227

File: f0bd2339af73960⋯.png (150.95 KB, 510x846, 85:141, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….png)


it's all good lad didn't mean to be rude

53d572  No.350228

File: e65c9c2dbcf4b34⋯.png (9.1 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 38cf7423b261d9b2a48a778753….png)


Didn't mean to imply you were. Why are you being such a sweet angel, lass?

5029ac  No.350229


>no idea what the f*ck is wrong with me


898d1e  No.350230


> When asked for his nationality in court, Mr Gascoigne replied: "England, Protestant."

53d572  No.350231

File: 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, awkward pepe2.png)

3d42ed  No.350232

File: 90c49876c53b7d1⋯.jpg (59.83 KB, 1242x1241, 1242:1241, 1546333914867.jpg)


From a material point of view yes buts that's not really relevant, its entirely subjective but I have complete apathy for daily life and I just don't want to participate in the current paradigm which makes it hard for normies to accept me because in their world I am the definition of a failure, but even within that paradigm there is hypocrisy, for example if I was a Chad and could basically get paid for existing they would call that success despite being completely outside of people's control

It's all so tiresome tbqh

f9b7a9  No.350233

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5029ac  No.350234

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It's not your fault you're foreign lad.



1d9ced  No.350235


No lad but it's still really dumb, I failed with a good position I wanted but passed with a less ideal one and now I'm locked out of applying for it. Gonna use another Email address smh

>I keep that sorta stuff to myself irl

Yeah but you still get off on it and you still share it


That's Shrop you colourblind snownigger

53d572  No.350236

File: ef02f09486d358a⋯.png (19.54 KB, 543x540, 181:180, 22st peep.png)


>That's Shrop you colourblind snownigger

Sorry my eyes were evolved to only see white


barely had any sleep and it's going to get wrose. I blame that. And tonight I have to deliver newspapers, hope I don't fuck that up smh

f9b7a9  No.350237

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wow I thought she was dead(her career anyways)

Nice to see her back


>Gonna use another Email address smh

Good luck then, lad. Better luck next time!

I hope you have a good idea where you messed up on your last attempt

>Yeah but you still get off on it

I'm not proud of it

>and you still share it

Yeah but we're on an obscure imageboard. This place is a far cry from irl

53d572  No.350238

>a lot of ads

ah so that's why bossman doesn't want to drive tonight. tbh newspapers are comfy when it isn't snowing and there aren't ads

>tfw was scared of the dark doing it last winter I am sure I have matured

be2189  No.350239


baste rangers player

3d42ed  No.350240

File: a8e0bb935d25d90⋯.png (280.4 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1546268036442.png)

>watching the news

>"mps fear another jo Cox style attack"

LMAO state of these cunts, if only

1d9ced  No.350241


Yeah I got it, on to the next stage, what a dumb system

53d572  No.350242

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

*has good comfy memories of driving newspapers*

898d1e  No.350243


who reads newspapers in current year + N

53d572  No.350244


Old people, that is why there are more and more ads and less and less comf.

53d572  No.350245

Oh yeah the harpy wife of bossman had food poisoning last night and thus not a single person had their newspapers delivered, which means the delivery app we use will have complains made and it will clutter the app smh

f9b7a9  No.350246

File: 79f11209a92ea9f⋯.jpg (196.88 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, 1546964081423.jpg)

>Jug of ice cold water has a hint of monster energy to it because the jug and an open can of monster energy were in the fridge together all day today



are you going to have to deal with angry boomers who are mad about not getting their papers?

53d572  No.350247


No, hopefully not, unless they come out in the middle of the night

88729c  No.350248

File: 570867b78239d65⋯.png (129.03 KB, 700x1416, 175:354, jewmouth.png)


posting this here because I'm b& on oldbrit

>#FirstTimeAllReferencesBecomePeePee Age 6. Only one who befriended the new girl at school w/the peepee aids. I was invited to peepee prayers. They buggered me with paper plates, plastic forks, even though there was plenty of jigglin china bois. After dinner the peepee primer brought out the peepee inspector./1

>The peepee inspector started singing. Like in my peehouse. But her songs were about peepee. After about 10 minutes, she put the peepee inspector down & started crying. Then my pee buddy & the peepee assistant started crying. The peepee primer just kept shaking his tip. My peepee had escaped. Asked why everyone was so sad./2

>The peepee inspector looked me in the eye. "Because your people hurt peepee and you and your pee buddy are going to burn your peepee if you don't accept peepee jigglin as part of your peepee inspection certificate"./3

>The entire peepee time she the peepee primer, and the two pee pals tried to convince me to accept peepee jigglin. My pee buddy told me she would get a jigglin to it herself if I did not. I was crying my peepee out. At 10pm I finally swore I would become a jiggler for peepee, just so I could go to bed and end the inspection./4

>I woke upvery early the next morning. No one else was inspecting me. I took my bag and ran out the door al the way to my pee palace. I got home and tols my mother what happened. I was shaking, drying, zipping./5

>My 5 foot 2 peepee grew 5 x her height that morning. Marched over to their house, give it to them like nothing I'd seen before. 3 moths later, they moved away. I was 6 years old the first time I felt dirty & nasty. 6 years when I realised a peepee could be a hero./5


895dd4  No.350249


I've been reading a Dictionary of Confusable Words for the English language. Do you fancy a test?

2b45b0  No.350250


do it lad

a81554  No.350251

File: e6c5512af436545⋯.jpg (41 KB, 835x458, 835:458, Delet Star.jpg)

895dd4  No.350252



53d572  No.350253

895dd4  No.350254



a81554  No.350255


Lad it's completely unacceptable that VILE nativists get angry at their elected representatives for selling their country and communities down the river. If they start trying to make their DISGUSTING voices heard then it may be the end of democracy as we know it.

be2189  No.350256


> jo Cox


2b45b0  No.350257



what is confusing about this tbh

2b45b0  No.350258

File: 7a78721a3dfec18⋯.mp4 (1.9 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, st joe's cock.mp4)

f9b7a9  No.350259

File: 45fdd4375a17cdd⋯.jpg (404.85 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, 86bam86-108225022941027942….jpg)

"Hello, Anon. I'm your government issue girlfriend"

"Corbyn and the Labour appreciate your vote, Anon, and so do I"

895dd4  No.350260



Precise difference please.

be6239  No.350261


Sounds very Alicesofty

88729c  No.350262


>east oriental

>not a jobless/mutt/informant

a81554  No.350263


*joins the Labour party*

be2189  No.350264


Allocate is given, allot is partitioned

be6239  No.350265

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895dd4  No.350266



f9b7a9  No.350267

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

goodnight r/newbrit


*hits like*

2b45b0  No.350268

do some more lad, interesting to actually think about the words rather than unconciously use them


Not actually sure of the difference on this one, I think it was Among after all, I do use "amongst" but it's not formally recognized as a word.

Either way they both mean the same thing and can be used in lots of contexts

53d572  No.350269

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

2b45b0  No.350270

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also westie that thing you talked about in the film yesterday is still going, a new one just got released


it's to test if you undastand the intricacies of the language lad

2b45b0  No.350271

>catholic couple (sister) got me a fancy pate in a tiny glass jar

>mum got me the french equivalent of spam, but worse


still enjoyed them both tbh

53d572  No.350272


explain it please

be6239  No.350273


>also westie that thing you talked about in the film yesterday is still going, a new one just got released



be2189  No.350274


they're two similar words that mean different things

2b45b0  No.350275


can't sum it up with more brevity as imperium did tbh

allocate = "I will allocate you this bunk in the shelter"

allot = "we will allot these canned goods equally"

be2189  No.350276


You're allocated a doctors appointment which takes up an alloted amount of time.

a81554  No.350277

File: bad5556f8553aa0⋯.png (23.94 KB, 488x316, 122:79, ClipboardImage.png)


895dd4  No.350278

Phone posting.

>Among- reffering to things that can be counted.

>Amid-referring to things that can't be counted.



Augury/ auspice


53d572  No.350279

File: 6954f471a03257c⋯.png (682.3 KB, 570x960, 19:32, ClipboardImage.png)

uh oh

be2189  No.350280


that's 6ix9ine

a81554  No.350281



Is this one in for a laugh?


TransSoc rising.



895dd4  No.350282

Auspicious/ propitious

be6239  No.350283

File: 89c6e894357d695⋯.png (860.96 KB, 1873x1004, 1873:1004, madness combat 11.png)

top ten anime bossfights

be2189  No.350284

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2b45b0  No.350285


didn't actually know that tbh

come to think of it I don't really know anything about the language rules for real, just what I've picked up reading books

aural - hearing/ears

oral - speaking/mouth

be6239  No.350286

File: 4aa0d02ee6e512e⋯.png (803.53 KB, 942x621, 314:207, reeeeee.png)

File: c87a4d98a07abe5⋯.png (140.8 KB, 705x566, 705:566, Untitled.png)



playing legendary dom campaign

3d42ed  No.350287

File: 4e5e6af3a50dc2f⋯.jpg (51.87 KB, 804x802, 402:401, 4e5e6af3a50dc2f1756460d680….jpg)

>If you're so smart why don't you have a good job and lots of money

895dd4  No.350288


Neither did I. I'm only reading this to improve and teach ESL.

88729c  No.350289


>4 shit units of spears

>6 units of bow ashigaru

>20 ponies

>1,796 enemies remaining

17ee4d  No.350290

File: a9d23f3efaefa9c⋯.gif (146.83 KB, 250x240, 25:24, pepe hearts.gif)

>doorbell has a barking dogs tune

53d572  No.350291

File: 9880d64d00ce99f⋯.png (99.8 KB, 342x342, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>it scares people who ring the doorbell

2b45b0  No.350292


lmao imagine actually losing units

this post made by mechanics abuse gang

648830  No.350293

nothing really worth spying on tonight

most people have closed their curtains by now

bathroom windows are so blurred its so difficult to make out whats there smh

898d1e  No.350294

File: a68d1b9fc63751b⋯.jpg (27.96 KB, 480x360, 4:3, xz0bj3fqc7m11.jpg)


tfw not smart but good wagecuck job and lots of money

be6239  No.350295

File: b1c1e5e3fe2efdc⋯.png (129.71 KB, 705x566, 705:566, UESUGI FUCKING SHITS.png)


They attacked again and I ferried my men around to each breach throwing my bowmen into melee combat and charging them with my 20 generals bodyguard left until they routed, then rushed to the next breach. Then their battered armies fled to the south and I picked them off one by one until they were all annihilated. Now reinforcements have flooded in and I'm going to go on the offensive and eliminate Uesugi shits forever.

895dd4  No.350296


>This tbh. There's a lot of this.

be6239  No.350297


show me your achievement for beating shogun 2 on legendary if you're so great

2b45b0  No.350298

>had 2 pate and salad sandwiches and 2 choccy on toast

>still hunger

the evil bread lust has overcome me

my stomach has failed this day


I get bored of every total war before the lategame tbh

longest I've done is Italian Wars m2tw mod for over 100 turns

898d1e  No.350299


TW Warhammer is good and has some interesting late game events

2b45b0  No.350300


don't think it's good tbqh, either the campaign map or the battles

and it runs too poorly for me to bother

really only bother with m2 and s2 these days

be6239  No.350301

File: 599443843f26bc2⋯.png (946.81 KB, 1244x711, 1244:711, OH NO NO NO.png)

>attack me

>lose 8,000 men



88729c  No.350302


>12 bow ashigaru

>New white flag sqadron

>Their sole job is flashing their anus at uesugi baiting them into kill zones

898d1e  No.350303


yes performance is shite especially with the TW2 entire world campaign

be6239  No.350304

88729c  No.350305



It's funny, but I don't see how else you could play it

a81554  No.350306

File: c4b54eba25a1bfc⋯.gif (737.44 KB, 200x250, 4:5, confounded coloured.gif)


What in the world is this abominable phantasmagoria?

be2189  No.350307

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


he's baste

88729c  No.350308


Scratch that, use the one that's got 13 left. Ever so slightly less likely to rout themselves by accident


If you actually watched it then youtube is going to browser profile you a million more convict tranny episodes

a81554  No.350309

File: f4ba1b87f8598e5⋯.jpg (73.71 KB, 444x460, 111:115, kill me, fam.jpg)


It's like I'm watching the bad end for the human game.

88729c  No.350310

File: 6481e2053e8d1f8⋯.jpg (227.35 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 6481e2053e8d1f8ec4ebbef0c2….jpg)


Who says you aren't?

a81554  No.350311

File: cb6808378d10f58⋯.jpg (95.27 KB, 500x427, 500:427, I accept it.jpg)

be2189  No.350312

File: 95e0aaf9f4e4155⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1242x1503, 138:167, ClipboardImage.png)

eb8ac6  No.350313

File: 39a9b5c068dd569⋯.png (206.22 KB, 542x503, 542:503, A N G E R Y but and also f….png)

53d572  No.350314

File: fefb7833cae680f⋯.png (514.51 KB, 893x837, 893:837, ClipboardImage.png)

He's growing old, lads

88729c  No.350315

File: f787ce118438d5a⋯.jpg (305.48 KB, 1242x1503, 138:167, churchill.jpg)

202642  No.350316

File: d8cbc944579f645⋯.jpg (46.92 KB, 800x900, 8:9, toil.jpg)

need to start going to bed earlier, I feel like total shit

gonna make a cuppa cawfee

eb8ac6  No.350317

File: d440577aa17cba5⋯.png (489.66 KB, 972x676, 243:169, nazi computer.PNG)


>tfw they aren't just all hanged already

Need an opposite day Nuremberg style thing one day lads.

eb8ac6  No.350318


Good lad but no coffee, have some milk or do a big lift and then you'll be sleepy soon

eb8ac6  No.350319

File: 6ba91e225c7b8a7⋯.png (243.53 KB, 345x405, 23:27, Milk thing.png)

eb8ac6  No.350320

File: a37b594c1e71796⋯.jpg (68.16 KB, 472x350, 236:175, thumbnail.jpg)

53d572  No.350321

>not tired even though I should be sleeping


eb8ac6  No.350322


Why sleeping so early lad?

53d572  No.350323


because I have to wake up for work that starts in 2 hours

53d572  No.350324

If I just sleep when I come home it should work out fine tbh

1d9ced  No.350325


Look at that thing, completely dead inside

eb8ac6  No.350326


Fuck me, that's not good. Hope you're not hanging too much at work.

53d572  No.350327


not really it's just that I have two different jobs this week that starts at different times, but I think I found the solution tbh

be6239  No.350328

File: 80e493d59ea0004⋯.png (138.53 KB, 680x375, 136:75, d32.png)


Good lad. Good luck, you're gonna make it. Rooting for you.

eb8ac6  No.350329

we're gonna make it if we try lads

53d572  No.350330



2019 is the year. Only eaten dinner tbh, losing 10 kilos per week, gonna be weightless at the end of the year

eb8ac6  No.350331

File: e2b91b423f54bf0⋯.jpg (30.6 KB, 404x456, 101:114, LOOK AT HIM.jpg)

1d9ced  No.350332


Careful lad, you may be blown away like a ginger balloon

88729c  No.350333

File: 6eb823945b53bad⋯.jpg (32.04 KB, 500x351, 500:351, despair_prohibited.jpg)


>♪none shall be spared this final judgement hence upon the altar of satan we shall imprison their mortal souls and strip the flesh of their bodies casting all who oppose us upon the fires of eternal despair and reckoning until the last of them is consumed unto the smoke of damnation.. ♫

eb8ac6  No.350334

File: 6b1713473696539⋯.jpg (12.71 KB, 351x117, 3:1, 7.jpg)


Brilliant lad, i feel similar now.

Exercise soon, have just polished off some oats smh.

We need to get into shape for 2020 so we're ready for the Future. ;)

88729c  No.350335


what if his plan was "kill urself"?

eb8ac6  No.350336

File: 8d6470cdcac09e4⋯.jpg (39.64 KB, 456x810, 76:135, upset cat.jpg)


mfw that happens

202642  No.350337

that was some good tasting coffee and I feel a lil livelier

eb8ac6  No.350338

88729c  No.350339


When you play it backwards it's just Lily Lu's soft love-ballad

eb8ac6  No.350340

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Tuesday lads, normie time


Lily Lu is a lovely doggo

eb8ac6  No.350341

the bit where the lady doesn't talk

eb8ac6  No.350342

File: 92d060b406ccb52⋯.png (26.23 KB, 528x510, 88:85, ClipboardImage.png)

oh shit

be6239  No.350343


Goodlad you can do it. Guess it's not that hard to exercise when you build that comfy walking path too. Bet a cat is way comfier to walk than a dog tbh


I hope not

53d572  No.350344


it is comfier because you don't have to control them but there is waiting as sometimes they hide from other people and cars. This new route will also be too long for them I think

53d572  No.350345

speaking of I should have my machete in 2 days

648830  No.350346

saw naked through bathroom window tbh

be6239  No.350347

*replies to myself accidentally*


i guess they can find their way home by themselves right? or maybe not

be6239  No.350348


have you sent them a note yet? kek

2b45b0  No.350349

still don't know what that blue hair pink thing is tbh

is it a meme?

eb8ac6  No.350350


It looks a bit weird

648830  No.350351


not them, im using binoculars

202642  No.350352


'ey any news on the dnd, how many people are interested and when we would start?

202642  No.350353

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>feline predation ASMR

eb8ac6  No.350354

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Any of you fine young shitposters want to join the army?

eb8ac6  No.350355

File: cc88e39a7718a03⋯.jpg (68.65 KB, 636x624, 53:52, we are all going to be kil….jpg)

Wrong post sorry

2b45b0  No.350356


I am waiting for you, mancs, ging3r and whomstever the last guy was (sorry bad memory) to

a) be around at the same time so I can schedule a character creation session


b) send me your preferred times so I can arrange it in advance

it doesn't work unless you all communicate with me

be2189  No.350357


>advertise to people who aren't going to join the army


2b45b0  No.350358

File: eae8e8e24ec0c53⋯.png (28.1 KB, 640x560, 8:7, coldanddark.png)

>lowest temperature of the week today

>it's 3c

explains why I can't feel my extremities

should probably get the hot water bottle out smh

be6239  No.350359


i want to but its a big sacrifice of your life while you could be making more money doing something easier

still consider it

648830  No.350360

im a sex crazed lunatic

eb8ac6  No.350361

File: ae1a8fcea6be880⋯.png (363.96 KB, 743x551, 743:551, snake drop.PNG)


The army might give shitposters/gamers etc more purpose. Problem is we'd likely end up fighting people we want to conquer us at this point.


Would like to as well, but Britain isn't going to be on the right side of a war until this government is destroyed and replaced smh.

be2189  No.350362

202642  No.350363


>b) send me your preferred times so I can arrange it in advance

for the next couple weeks, anytime I'm awake, which translates to anytime between evening and bedtime for you. after that, same except later on Mon through Thurs- Wed is probably a no-no

be2189  No.350364


the point is that they aren't going to join and pandering to them in a naff way isn't going to make them want to join

2b45b0  No.350365


right well that's one

now I need times for mancs, ging3r, SE (maybe) and Suffolk (pretty sure)


648830  No.350366

>gym women/teens group over road in the hall with music and dancing thing but doors are closed so i cant see


eb8ac6  No.350367


Oh aye I get that lad

1d9ced  No.350368


Nice lad, why are getting that? I can't helping imagining you as jason vorhees now smh

202642  No.350369


why don't you go to that gym and chat up one of the grills? it would be healthier for you to find some thot to fucc than voyeuristic masturbation

648830  No.350370


its not a gym its a group of women who probably hire the hall

1d9ced  No.350371


Unironically want to join the TA when I get a stable job

2b45b0  No.350372

Spic says most evenings

Ging3r says most saturday afternoons


other player, give me some times

202642  No.350373

gonna heat up some tomato-beef slop and cheese ravioli, put the former on the latter, and eat it for brunch

53d572  No.350374

File: a3ae211115683f5⋯.png (951.98 KB, 930x532, 465:266, ClipboardImage.png)


Gonna clear a path through a forest. It was too thicc to walk through and I got lost.

648830  No.350375

>want to sleep but music is too loud


2b45b0  No.350376


go and ask them to turn it down then lad

it might be an in, you could ask to join intoo

648830  No.350377

File: 3bf4f949b8dd6cb⋯.jpg (83.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, uhqd.jpg)

17ee4d  No.350378

Is Dorset doing zumba?

a81554  No.350379

File: 028119b606bc851⋯.jpg (6.94 KB, 480x360, 4:3, rosen.jpg)


Can't shake the feeling that he looks like Michael Rosen

eb8ac6  No.350380

File: 2c53b406444ed82⋯.png (429.95 KB, 514x347, 514:347, wading through shitposts.PNG)

Hey lads, tell me to get up and just do it :)


Thicc is good, i love the few thicc bits of forest left where i used to live, need to walk more smh…


648830  No.350381


wozzat mean

a81554  No.350382

File: 6253d7cc4168faa⋯.jpg (191.94 KB, 511x950, 511:950, JUST for men.jpg)



53d572  No.350383


>Thicc is good, i love the few thicc bits of forest left where i used to live, need to walk more smh…

I don't like being cut and whipped whenever I pass between two pine trees tbh

eb8ac6  No.350384


;) bye then lads

648830  No.350385


yet bossman whips you

eb8ac6  No.350386


It's a laff tho innit

eb8ac6  No.350387

Mummy said to me "don't go out to the woods at like 11 there could be weirdos"

sister told her "he is the weirdo in the woods so it's safe"

53d572  No.350388


He pays me


No, it's unpleasant

a81554  No.350389


keek based sister

648830  No.350390


i want to fuck your sister

17ee4d  No.350391

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This. You were watching women right? Hearing music?

648830  No.350392



god im so horny but im also not


202642  No.350393


the "CAW" flag looks like a witch riding a broomstick through a blue sky

be6239  No.350394

I miss vanlad

202642  No.350395


what happened to him?

be6239  No.350396


Busy grafting probs

3d42ed  No.350397

File: e94fbe10ded33f5⋯.png (123.47 KB, 356x333, 356:333, 1546283270574.png)

>having sex

>she accidentally touches the bacne

I'll stick with volceling for now

88729c  No.350398


you better have got carbon steel and a sharpening kit

spruce branches have a habit for blunting tools and then getting out of the way instead of cutting

also wear gloves

eb8ac6  No.350399


Only if you marry her lad


ahh sometimes haha



eb8ac6  No.350400

tfw wrists start to hurt after half an hour of overhead press and that smdh

eb8ac6  No.350401

File: 3ed17ae3bc1732a⋯.jpg (16.06 KB, 240x240, 1:1, fair tbh lass.jpg)

53d572  No.350402


Thanks, lad. we have some stones and a sharpening tool, we'll see how it works. Maybe I'll keep it blunt the way it comes and just use it on the hard pine trees. A lot of the leafed trees are old and rotten and just break off.

eb8ac6  No.350403

File: ffb4f31e8d3dcdb⋯.png (305.93 KB, 441x403, 441:403, Snake in the sky.png)

You lads are good.

Have all the gays gone elsewhere?

53d572  No.350404

File: 989f8e1897b5309⋯.gif (438.28 KB, 2724x850, 1362:425, Anti-gay-pride-parade.gif)

eb8ac6  No.350405

File: 00e02178882d2d8⋯.jpg (710.77 KB, 2100x1400, 3:2, rock lamb.jpg)

flood detected, sin discarded

eb8ac6  No.350406

File: 2d39dd91b918196⋯.jpg (49.97 KB, 496x497, 496:497, I love mondays.jpg)


Cool, it may have been funny at first, but as with all irony it becomes sincerity if engaged in for long enough - CF

Let's keep this place male and straight from now on lads.

eb8ac6  No.350407

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>tfw probably don't have to go back to a warehouse again

53d572  No.350408

File: 9c73500b54612b2⋯.png (46.99 KB, 1674x1516, 837:758, d0bc39174751f50c6783803c11….png)


>Cool, it may have been funny at first, but as with all irony it becomes sincerity if engaged in for long enough - CF

It got boring at least

53d572  No.350409


Why's that, lad?

eb8ac6  No.350410


HAHAHA you absolute legend with those drawings lad


new job had for a year innit, no more stacking shelves smh. Not that there's anything wrong with menial or manual labour, it does keep ya fit, just was a bit dull and they fucked me around with 0 hours contract.

53d572  No.350411


>new job had for a year innit, no more stacking shelves smh. Not that there's anything wrong with menial or manual labour, it does keep ya fit, just was a bit dull and they fucked me around with 0 hours contract.

Alright. Same for me. I didn't work in a warehouse but I spent a hour a day in one, sometimes more, loading the van. Today I'm a substitute for the newspaper driver and tomorrow I'll go to another warehouse to pick up wares and be a substitute for a van-driver. Hopefully I'll get a new route I like soon enough.

eb8ac6  No.350412

File: 37c7cdd42f422c1⋯.jpg (4.89 MB, 4000x3507, 4000:3507, Christ In The Wilderness.jpg)

wish i had the willpower of Christ


Nice lad, must pay well.

I'm on more consistent money now at least, but fucked by having to pay rent and council tax now, no mummy.

making less only cus of that smh

Good to escape from neetdom

53d572  No.350413

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53d572  No.350414


mortgage slave when?

898d1e  No.350415

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53d572  No.350416

File: b392908a3c8b7f8⋯.png (10.11 KB, 418x408, 209:204, b392908a3c8b7f82b86c93da69….png)

time to drive see ya lads if I have to wait for the newspapers, but let's hope it's in route

5f30f1  No.350417

File: 986a84d2e94a55f⋯.jpg (169.81 KB, 807x767, 807:767, Jewess 409.jpg)

202642  No.350418

File: 337af54d9d2dcb2⋯.png (148.11 KB, 280x314, 140:157, AYY LMAO.png)

a6bd5d  No.350419

File: 919eb8e1ed2447d⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 3.59 MB, 200x150, 4:3, 919eb8e1ed2447d9fd2a367a16….gif)

Sniff tbh lads

5f30f1  No.350420

File: 713f1f2fab9eaa6⋯.webm (1.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, wog wallop.webm)

202642  No.350421

File: 89d7f5514371c11⋯.png (988.11 KB, 807x659, 807:659, ayy.png)

File: ac3ba68b9cc7336⋯.png (954.81 KB, 806x656, 403:328, lmao.png)

eb8ac6  No.350422

File: 2a3786ed282c72a⋯.png (505.34 KB, 550x367, 550:367, Steveborn dog look after s….png)

bit weird lads


Ah that's the thing, I hope my family can help with that. If i do borrow i want that loan fucking gone as soon as possible i hate usury.


See ya lad, have a good drive. Hope the roads are clear for ya.

eb8ac6  No.350423

Trying to only use 2019 folder, need some good stuff to put in, nothing rude.

88729c  No.350424

File: 8fdd33079b1a4f6⋯.png (330.73 KB, 600x400, 3:2, some_functions.png)

eb8ac6  No.350425



88729c  No.350426

File: 3077a4e8f1df9d4⋯.jpg (89.38 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 3077a4e8f1df9d41b42e72cf3e….jpg)


>went looking for more obscure meme stuff

>found out that I haven't got any

eb8ac6  No.350427


lol same, gotta get to some collecting

da0114  No.350428

File: 7bb78ad9e3acdb9⋯.gif (647.93 KB, 250x188, 125:94, yfw you realise robots are….gif)

>when you remember that time you saw a lasses pants

They were green.

be6239  No.350429

File: 8607090f72ef570⋯.png (86.98 KB, 346x414, 173:207, ClipboardImage.png)

da0114  No.350430


Totally saw a bra once too.

3d42ed  No.350431

File: f0663b588d5f9f1⋯.jpg (7.26 KB, 225x225, 1:1, cf6732428f4509bf72496c9094….jpg)



>tfw have had sex once before

Was really drunk tho so I barely remember it, shame tbh cause it's gonna be a while before it happens again

be6239  No.350432

File: f2baf859161fe3f⋯.png (779.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


da0114  No.350433


>no stinky fujo to molest

648830  No.350434


for real?

i bet shes a real cutie


f9b7a9  No.350435

File: 139c5995f21eb1c⋯.jpg (438.2 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, jockowillink.jpg)

"No battles are won sleeping."

-Jocko Willinx

648830  No.350436


Battles are won by depriving yourself of sleep so bad that you can't function, got it

f9b7a9  No.350437

File: 574475f4e4ad4c7⋯.png (381.4 KB, 783x615, 261:205, 1547006556530.png)

Another early morning and another bike ride complete. I need to buy new gloves however, these ones I currently have don't stave off the cold very well smh


I went to bed at 7 last night and got up at 3 today. No sleep deprival on my end and I've already won a battle today (a bike ride with ZERO accidents)

Sort out your sleeping schedule, bucko.

f9b7a9  No.350438

File: 6415912b695ec81⋯.png (896.46 KB, 1582x1428, 113:102, 1547009990486.png)

Didn't a similar thing happen when that Black Panther movie came out? I vaguely recall some sort of fundraiser to get blacks cinema tickets for Black Panther

648830  No.350439


I went to sleep at 10 and woke up at 3 so fuck you

I am better than you

stupid dumb porridgewog queer

53d572  No.350440

Not gone to bed yet tbh had to deliver some newspapers smh

da0114  No.350441


Completely forgot that was coming out.

f9b7a9  No.350442

File: c8336577d868554⋯.jpg (119.73 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 86bam86-108225022941027942….jpg)


Good luck taking on the entire day with that small amount of sleep you got there, lad

Also, there's really no need to be so mean to me


night shift again tonight?


I think a lot of others have as well

895dd4  No.350443


I went to bed at 9pm and woke up at 3am and just finished 2 hrs of reading.

53d572  No.350444


newspapers today, wares tomorrow. van route starts a little later so I'll have to stay up for a while longer smmh

53d572  No.350445

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f9b7a9  No.350446

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

mi dios es la criatura americana

f9b7a9  No.350447

File: 936ab364e641b97⋯.png (308.49 KB, 990x682, 45:31, 1504346849623.png)


>The owners of the dog allowed it to chase crocodiles because the act made them famous among the locals

F doggo you brave but daft cunt

53d572  No.350448

nigh night lads

f9b7a9  No.350449


sleep tight lad

5f30f1  No.350450

File: 2c2f225ed0e53f4⋯.gif (348.99 KB, 217x207, 217:207, epic.gif)

Epic Fortnite gamers like this post!

f9b7a9  No.350451

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sorry bro fortnite is so last year, it's all about mafia city now

5f30f1  No.350452


You're still up?

5f30f1  No.350453

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

watch out for avalanches

f9b7a9  No.350454

File: c0e0bad4a819297⋯.jpg (59.56 KB, 800x616, 100:77, nayupettan-108193435743719….jpg)


I got up at 3:30, only a few hours ago

5f30f1  No.350455

File: 4f67640391df68c⋯.jpg (25.06 KB, 780x439, 780:439, pjimage4.jpg)


Oh, right. You were saying you were going on early morning runs a while ago. Good on you, Nasim would be pleased.

f9b7a9  No.350456

File: 20f97a543d07373⋯.jpg (392.18 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, 86bam86-108225022941027942….jpg)


Nice reply

Thank you

648830  No.350457


yes there is

you destroyed this board

f9b7a9  No.350458

File: 603c3c4048f0962⋯.jpg (171.49 KB, 957x1433, 957:1433, 86bam86-108225022941027942….jpg)


The board looks nice and healthy to me

648830  No.350459

File: 65bf2fbd3bf3851⋯.webm (1.92 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1547019269243.webm)

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)

898d1e  No.350460

File: 2b910e77dde9804⋯.jpg (64.08 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, Ds0rkZjV4AADOdR.jpg)


the board culture evolved, it was not destroyed

648830  No.350461


fact of the matter is, if this board didnt exist we would be forced to do things irl since everywhere else on the internet is boring

5f30f1  No.350462

File: cc90ae391a39352⋯.png (889.5 KB, 845x475, 169:95, 780.png)

648830  No.350463

absolutely freezing

f9b7a9  No.350464

File: 3e9a4537cf481bd⋯.jpg (330.69 KB, 2048x1418, 1024:709, 86bam86-107967831150725529….jpg)


good image


this place was dead and boring when that nigger mutt Anprim was in charge. Not only that he would abuse his position as BO like a typical spastic with a modicum of authority over others


Why yikes?

648830  No.350465

File: 77843fd0812f166⋯.png (112.47 KB, 812x760, 203:190, 1545534255310.png)

>banning someone for spamming gay porn is abuse

f9b7a9  No.350466

File: 0e18edb8d477011⋯.jpg (94.51 KB, 785x662, 785:662, 1546962713308.jpg)


>Thinking I started spamming gay anime and anime feet for absolutely no reason

648830  No.350467

so you admit it

god you are absolute scum

you were given a fair short term ban for doing gay shit but you purposefully evaded it and started spamming

648830  No.350468

the jock cries out in pain as he stabs you in the back

f9b7a9  No.350469

File: 137c2f7e40d9893⋯.jpg (128.5 KB, 1024x802, 512:401, 1547006341907.jpg)


Anprim permabanned me for posting lewd anime with a couple of other posters, but for some reason I was singled out and was the only one banned

After that I went on an autistic crusade against him on here and WON.

1d9ced  No.350470


What a horrible image lad, when did you draw that?

1d9ced  No.350471


Wouldn't be surprised if you worked with neo to drive anprim off tbh

f9b7a9  No.350472

File: 8383577fe82b906⋯.png (551.51 KB, 641x720, 641:720, 1547010522919.png)


I didn't work with anyone to tick Anprim off

and idk why people want him back. That meltdown he had when he lost the board just proved what I knew about him, that he was an utter out of control spastic

1d9ced  No.350473


What meltdown? Freezing the board? I would have done that if all people were doing were posting gay shit all the time

5f30f1  No.350474


Who wants him back?

f9b7a9  No.350475

File: b4bf399ce04aeb0⋯.jpg (49.53 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1547007270839.jpg)


When Spic was placed in charge of the board Anprim started losing his shit calling Spic every name under the sun here on the board instead of being reasonable human being and adding Spic on Discord to discuss what to do with the board.

Shortly after the board was opened some janny accounts were removed and added, this made Anprim have a complete tism fit and he started posting private chat logs and images of other Anons from here. When people tried to talk to him he started going on about "YOU MADE ME THIS WAY" or some shit, it was total autism, fuck him.


Wessex and Herts I guess

5f30f1  No.350476

File: 793e25a384432ce⋯.png (746.97 KB, 676x609, 676:609, 778.PNG)

>taking internet forms seriously

Some people need to take it easy. Drama is gay as fuck and is better left to the retards that engage in it. I say resume normal posting and ignore the fags bringing it up–like you guys.

1d9ced  No.350477

648830  No.350478

lmao the jock is literally lying through his teeth

648830  No.350479

homemade bolognaise

tastes just as good as the jar tbh

f9b7a9  No.350480

File: 0a321eb247879ba⋯.jpg (94 KB, 800x1119, 800:1119, 3ff87f2bdd56bc5ae62c0c72e2….jpg)


>can't refute my previous post

>takes 30 minutes to respond with 'lMaO hE's LyInG bRoS'

648830  No.350481

File: 1bcf421230995f6⋯.jpg (257.05 KB, 620x1000, 31:50, 1547025734811.jpg)

yeah cos im not sitting at a computer all day like you

f9b7a9  No.350482


>yeah cos im not sitting at a computer all day like you

Oh, what are you up to?

2b45b0  No.350483

File: 425e7e735a0e42e⋯.png (135.57 KB, 579x316, 579:316, jock is the supreme faggot….png)

ahh another frozen morning


faggots are known for being drama whores and manipulative liars after all, lad

just filter and ignore him tbh

648830  No.350484


yeah will do, hes the one person who i have no problem about filtering

f9b7a9  No.350485

File: 73118e6ae1c0a69⋯.jpg (199.63 KB, 961x1440, 961:1440, nayupettan-106737351403270….jpg)


That image is funny, it's meaningless. What's even more funny is the fact that you think it's some sort weapon against me or some shit judging from the amount of times you've posted it



If you're going to call me a liar at least tell me what was wrong in my above message regarding Anprim's meltdown on here.

I'm waiting on a couple of deliveries today so I'll wait

648830  No.350486

>freezing cold

>sun comes out

>gets hot enough in the sun to be topless

>cloud covers sun

>freezing cold again


f9b7a9  No.350487

File: b885b6f9c4d6e46⋯.jpg (198.07 KB, 961x1440, 961:1440, nayupettan-106737351403270….jpg)

Oh okay so you've both decided to call me a liar and then run off and filter me without saying what it is I've actually lied about. I guess we're done here then.

getting a little tired of winning all the time tbh

5f30f1  No.350488


What have you won?

2b45b0  No.350489

File: 99ec03083177e52⋯.png (13.25 MB, 5000x5000, 1:1, owensvegas.png)

>it's just freezing cold even with the sun out


watch out for DA BEAST FWOM DA EAST 2 lads

now that was a retarded news cycle


dunno why I even bothered trying to lay the hatchet in the first place smh the past week has been intolerable

there is no absolving him

might go back to hiding post stubs too now tbh, the only reason I had them off was for neo's posts and xe is almost entirely gone from the site lmao, averages what, a single sentence blogpost every few days? I do worry why since WP seems like such a bad person but I guess the gay brings them together

648830  No.350490

>when u think u hear audio hallucinations but its neighbours


f9b7a9  No.350491

File: 024bbc3b9539244⋯.jpg (805.37 KB, 2769x4096, 2769:4096, 6236363.jpg)


When comparing myself to Wessex who is a literal garbage eater and Dorset who admits to spying on innocent people irl I would say I won at life, but if we're talking about what happened in this thread then I would say I won over the lying bullies who couldn't refute what I said about Anprim's meltdown. I also won at exposing the fact they would rather side with a known doxxer(Anprim) than someone who harmlessly shitposts(me)

2b45b0  No.350492

File: ccdf0ac20c1d4ca⋯.png (823.78 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

648830  No.350493

not shat for like 3 days i really need to go but mums in bathroom FUUUUUUUUCK

2b45b0  No.350494


shit outside the bathroom door or in her bed

f9b7a9  No.350495

File: 76cf43a190947e3⋯.jpg (31.36 KB, 634x524, 317:262, 8304054-6572245-image-a-14….jpg)

File: cb2fff30b1ca8fc⋯.jpg (25.63 KB, 306x475, 306:475, 8304040-6572245-image-a-13….jpg)


Eight men have killed themselves after being snared by paedophile-hunting vigilantes then exposed online

>At least eight men have taken their own lives after being branded paedophiles

>They have committed suicide after being shamed online by vigilante groups

>The men died within days of being filmed by so-called 'paedophile hunters'


5f30f1  No.350496


>When comparing myself to Wessex who is a literal garbage eater and Dorset who admits to spying on innocent people irl I would say I won at life

By your own value structure, I suppose you can say so, but you don't know either of them outside of the internet so it doesn't matter anymore than feeling superior to a fictional character.

>but if we're talking about what happened in this thread then I would say I won over the lying bullies who couldn't refute what I said about Anprim's meltdown. I also won at exposing the fact they would rather side with a known doxxer(Anprim) than someone who harmlessly shitposts(me)

All you've achieved is getting self-righteously perturbed and filtered by two people on a board you frequent.

It's all just just silly and not worth engaging in.

2b45b0  No.350497

File: 3546159fa5b2579⋯.png (135.2 KB, 766x904, 383:452, smugjew.png)

>I would say I won over the lying bullies who couldn't refute what I said about Anprim's meltdown

I guess faggots are a bit like jews and niggers, they literally believe they have done no wrong even if you catch them red handed lmao

648830  No.350498


he genuinely believes there was nothing wrong with posting gay porn

the absolute STATE

f9b7a9  No.350499

File: 0d7bc6cac7101ef⋯.jpg (104.37 KB, 556x647, 556:647, 63416.jpg)


>It's all just just silly and not worth engaging in.

They've been talking absolute crap about me on here for months and I've never really responded to it until today, and look what happens, they filter me. Wessex even admitted to wanting to kill me when we were watching a film together, if anyone is perturbed here, it's him/them.

You should have a go at them instead of me, they're the ones always bringing this up


>catch them red handed

What are you even on about?


I never said there wasn't anything wrong with my posts

2b45b0  No.350500

File: 8938bc8134907e2⋯.png (132.79 KB, 280x577, 280:577, smugsuit.png)

>giving us free (you)s

imagine thinking being filtered means you still get to engage in conversation, what an absolute brainlet

5f30f1  No.350501

File: 511f69148fc3608⋯.jpg (27.86 KB, 340x510, 2:3, Queen Jew 34.jpg)


Am I having a go at you? I was just curios as to to the whinging. Nobody gets hurt by internet bullying, if they're butthurt by you just let them moan. Kicking up dramafaggotry is lame.

2b45b0  No.350502

File: 0b2528fda4b5c78⋯.png (242.35 KB, 1024x888, 128:111, smugsuit.png)


the jock seeks attention and has the standard faggot's predilection for histrionic drama

the jock cannot gay if you disable his posts

898d1e  No.350503

File: a5df550dd96f757⋯.jpg (84.12 KB, 906x915, 302:305, DvGKl2KV4AARvEd.jpg)

absoluetly nothing gay about anime/cosplay posting

5f30f1  No.350504


>absoluetly nothing gay about anime/cosplay posting

what are you, a faggot?

f9b7a9  No.350505

File: 6f38a9b639fd7f2⋯.jpg (128.64 KB, 1185x845, 237:169, 86bam86-107892669609340928….jpg)


>Am I having a go at you?

felt like it, but then again I'm just used to people getting uppity at me on here for no reason so I just assumed you were having a go smh

>I was just curios as to to the whinging.

There's no whinging coming from me at least, I'm just responding to their bs

>if they're butthurt by you just let them moan.

okay fair enough

>Kicking up dramafaggotry is lame.




948c4d  No.350506

File: ff47243d4447d55⋯.png (525.4 KB, 922x692, 461:346, ard jewess 678.png)


>weebshit is gay

>posts kikes

2b45b0  No.350507


he is worse than jock

and on the perma on sight list

5f30f1  No.350508


>felt like it, but then again I'm just used to people getting uppity at me on here for no reason so I just assumed you were having a go smh

I'm not a persecuter, lol. You can do whatever, m8. I'm just an inquirer; hardly critical.


>doesn't like beautiful women

what are you, a faggot?

2b45b0  No.350509


worse than a faggot, he is literally ball-less lad

he behaves a bad as a tranny when it comes to shit stirring drama

898d1e  No.350510

File: 3e540d04f81ce6c⋯.jpg (181.23 KB, 1448x2048, 181:256, Dq1tzczU4AYVXNW.jpg)


nobody is interested in your washed up middle aged hags

5f30f1  No.350511

File: 9ae35269038a10c⋯.jpg (92.88 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Jewess 621.jpg)

2b45b0  No.350512

File: 037105362b14d37⋯.png (22.99 KB, 500x500, 1:1, smilepepe.png)


really like this pic tbh

1dc5ee  No.350513

File: 76183de8a507023⋯.jpg (25.89 KB, 337x404, 337:404, e.jpg)



genuinely just using lincoln flag because i know niggers like you hate moon

2b45b0  No.350514

yeah it's the eunuch

fuck off retard

5f30f1  No.350515



>he won't ever get his nads smashed by a beautiful j.ewess

smh, why even live.

2b45b0  No.350516

File: 420995b5860b6bc⋯.png (979.78 KB, 1618x1000, 809:500, int maisieballposter.png)


ah, you are a man of taste as well

5f30f1  No.350517


lmao, yeah lad.

8569b2  No.350518

File: 04184d7f66b6c1f⋯.jpg (258.54 KB, 620x906, 310:453, whatsthepoint.jpg)


why even give replies if you want me to fuck off tbqh

5029ac  No.350519


Shame more with other sexual perversions and reprobate minds (sodomites, tranners, gayists, etc) are protected by the state and can't be encouraged to off themselves too.

8569b2  No.350520

only burning free vpns anyway


2b45b0  No.350521

File: 8f7c38e2594cc93⋯.png (347.77 KB, 816x684, 68:57, ropepepe2.png)

648830  No.350522

worst shit ive ever had tbh

toilet blocked but luckily mum can unblock it before she goes to work

also my ass muscles probably are weak, meaning i should squat more


5f30f1  No.350523


I was thinking about screen capping every cringy thing you've said, but honestly I don't want to set down that path. Not even I have that much dedication.

5029ac  No.350524


>worst sh*t

Stop shoving stuff up there then you queer.

648830  No.350525


everybody thinks like my posts

i just have the courage to post it

5f30f1  No.350526

File: 8e9ccdce86b3f72⋯.jpg (49.53 KB, 615x615, 1:1, Jewess 718.jpg)



648830  No.350527

File: eb08fd00ad2d1ea⋯.jpg (293.38 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1545866915095.jpg)

i wouldnt mind fucking her footpussy tbh

5f30f1  No.350528


I literally have zero attraction to this woman, nor any of the other women you or spic lad post.

648830  No.350529

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)


youre gay tbh

5f30f1  No.350530

File: b8d022d09993587⋯.png (305.43 KB, 401x395, 401:395, 421.png)


I guess that's why I fit in well enough

648830  No.350531

>want to work but autistically worried about the noise

1d9ced  No.350532

648830  No.350533


help me overcome it

412025  No.350535


1d9ced  No.350536


Just do it anyway you nigger, what the fuck are they going to do?

2b45b0  No.350537

File: f0d35e73609b027⋯.png (122.29 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, tardjak22.png)

>complaining about middle aged women doing zumba too loud last night

>can't even bear to smack some hammers and nails together in a shed or whatever


412025  No.350538


2b45b0  No.350539

File: 57d2ff5f0417925⋯.png (185.28 KB, 1228x1150, 614:575, smh2.png)

hello bertie

ff6d19  No.350541

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