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The faggot mods over at halfchan decided 'no more cyoa' threads.

Well, here's your cyoa thread.

Fuck halfchan.

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>4 feet tall

I'd consider 3 feet but don't feel like paying extra

>Vagoober (24k left)

>Angus (23k)

The essentials

>Sense of touch (22k)

Can't decide if I'm leaning more towards drossel, medabots, or virtual on inspiration

>Full sentience (17k)

Teaching them how to love would be cool, but not as cool as them actually being capable

>vaginal fluid (16k)

I can say she squirts and be 100% sure it's not actually piss

>Wifi (15k)


>computer functionality (14k)

We can shitpost together!

>Maid and star education packs (12k)

Utility and fun

>lasers and shit (10k)

Fuck yeah! I'll probably never use them but fuck yeah!

>Biocore (8k)

I had the money for it. While we're at it I might as well do enhanced battery (7k) and 10 sets of alternate outfits (6k) because why not… I don't really see anything else I need, other than I guess the sex drive (5k)? Pocketing the rest


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Just… Where do these faggots come from?



I don't know. But wherever it is, they should fucking stay there.

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Thread dedicated to single page cyoas that are light on content and you're not sure if they deserve their own thread.

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So you have shit eyesight?



I like Black Magic but you can't really deny it's really hard to read for the resolution and quality of the image, I can understand if some people got their eyes burning from reading the first entire column.



It's honestly no differant than 7th sorcery. So, I don't know, man. I don't need to squint at all for any of it. Perhaps try opening it in another tab.




Lonely Earth


Means of Transportation

Interdimensional Media and Technology

Conjure Meal


Change Body

Monetary Rewardx2


Increased Danger

Memory Wipe

Presumably the RV I get will be pretty fancy with the interdimensional upgrades and infinite fuel. I expect at least easy-to-use and convenient atmospheric (and possibly surface-to-space-to-surface) flight in addition to extensive accommodation facilities. Might as well slap in a central computer with a proper general AI. Anything the RV doesn't provide should be easy enough to scavenge, but hetting my meals magically instead of having to scavenge for them would be a huge convenience, though the RV might be able to do that too.

I'd spend my time as a hyper-tourist. I suspect I could handle that without going insane for at least 5 years. Still, going insane is no matter, as the reward will fix my mental health and remove the pointless memories. Even if the virtual tourism was enjoyable, getting those memories wiped would be a bonus, as with the extended life span and nest egg, I can do it all over again in the proper reality.

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Become an overpowered vampire.


This thing is old but I've never seen it. Thought I've seen all of his old works…



hello dudes it's me the wizard


wee I can jump really really high


drinking blood is just messy, dude, I'd rather nosh on some eternal spiritual essence. also easier than biting since I could just strangle a guy and eat his soul at the same time. Kinda neat that I can make minions, too bad we can't go to the beach together or watch the sunset/rise.


half of the time is a lot of the time to have a huge upgrade


and now I can save my sunlight-vulnerable cabrones from destruction, and party for prolonged periods! very cool, also allows me to turn the tables on daytime-dudes if I'm ever in a pickle.


an apple a day, as they say.


great for funny jokes and as a party trick. also appears to allow cool battletoads-esc moves like drill-fists, sword arms, and mega hammer kicks.

>The Eldest

I plan on making many new friends in this new, groovy life, but perhaps the greatest thing for one of unparalelled arcane power to have is an equal- or perhaps even a better. gonna go into space to find the first vampire so we can suck on souls/fluid together and dance


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Difficult: Vampire

>Medium difficulty.

Focus: Savage, Cultured

>Can't choose between these. With magic mastery maybe I can avoid spreading disease.

Essence: Lewd

>Guess I wasn't a "vamprie" before? I'm a no-kill feeder. Eat your hearts out, moral vegetarians.

Powers: Darkness, Eclipse, Shadowblank, Shapeshifting

>Can summon darkness for invincibility at will if threatened. Shadowblank and shapeshifting make me impossible to track.

I'm a quite overly friendly monster wizard of darkness. Didn't take powers for controlling people, just lots of personal power so I'm very hard to fuck with. Can charm or avoid people easily. Extremely strong and impervious in a fight.

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Another pocket one but tell me what the dimension would be like.

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>entrance: portal

>magic: none, or maybe rare (but really rare)

>technology: forgotten technology/medieval/industrial (electricity can't work, but used to with a level of "modernity", but afterwards it can't develop further)

>world: grey (normal), but comfy for me (role DLC)

>lewdness: average, or maybe perfume of eroticism (maybe people are more beautiful, but only 50/50 and it depends, especially on the region)

>humans, mostly (mixed with vast swathes of terra incognita which make it be "I am legend")

>role: first class citizen (I am immortal, every time I die I can resurrect. I also have a way of always having food) (a thing that gives me 1kg/s of matter, any matter, including food, plus it can change shape a.k.a. be a sword or whatever, but the matter can't be alive)




>Common Magic

>World of Tomorrow


>Perfume of Eroticism






No humans

In terms of world design I usually wouldn't choose "comfy". It's boring. However, given the high magic, high tech, and the fact that I don't have any of it myself, it's simply too dangerous to pick anything else. There's plenty of ways I can BENEFIT from high magic and tech, especially in a comfy world, but there's nothing in the CYOA to give ME magic, and I have to acquire any tech the hard way.

Thanks to the magic and tech, I fully expect most of the CYOA basics (be the girl, immortality, waifu etc) will be available to me. Maybe someone can polymorph me or brew up an eternal youth potion, or maybe someone can stick me in a droid body. Whatever the case I should be able to find what I'm looking for here.

No "boring" races. Absolutely no humans unless they come in through my portals. No elves, dwarves etc unless they overlap with the lewd races coming straight out of the MGE (but remember it has to be comfy too).


as the creators of this new pocket dimension do we get extra powerful magic or longer lifespans?



You create nothing, you're just the idea guy. Anyway, it doesn't say you get anything so assume not. However, you can at least have magic/tech used ON you. With a comfy world and high magic/tech you can get whatever you want one way or another.


Welcome to GOR

Transportation: Virtual Reality


Technology: FERAL world


Lewdness:Ambient Depravaty

Population: Lewd races

All the fun of being a sexy Odin like being that have knowledge from the future.

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Found this mega folder in a thread here. Thought it deserves a thread of its own.


(also here's a goofy cyoa)

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Presumably from halfchan /cyoag/ OP pasta.




OP here. I actually found it in a thread on this board a few days ago. Forgot which thread it was in, sorry.



It's dead, Jim.


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Travel infinite worlds with a set of starter powers and a companion.

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planeswalker powers: mastery, improved biology, resistance, immunity, conceal, talented

divine blessings: magic, fate, old ones, duplication

soulbound items: planar ring, flying carpet, life stone, food replicator, summoning circle

pact companion: ancien tome

companion customization:

sex: female

apparent age: Young adult

relative height: average

hair lenght: long hair

hair color: redhair

eyes color: blue

hips to waist ratio: very curvy

butt size: well endowed

breast size: large breasts

general traits: energetic, intelligent, Matching libido, submissive/dominant (switch), friendly, loyal, aesthetic, loving

pact abilities: enhanced senses, enhanced speed, enhanced mind, light magic, anti-magic, elemental magic, arcanomancy, gravity magic, protecion magic, mind control, manipulate mind, telekinesis

race: human

world: tibos



>Don't eat the memes.

I fell to temptation and could not resist spoofing truck-kun. My apologies.


Small animals are fine, but a single cell would be too small. Your form should have an animal brain, at the very least.


Dawn of the Demon Lord v1.3 when? Anduin! Please, it was a masterpiece!



I've been busy lately, and I'm working on something on the side. I do still intend to update my old works eventually.



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Become super overpowered or don't.


Well, this was easy. Happy Jabbers it is, and I'm off to live a comfy life in peace with my waifu. See ya.



>and Joy

Hmmmmm so now he has a stupid in-universe waifu character? These are just "okay" without all these extra "better than you :3" characters thrown in. Any time I see anything like that in a setting all I think is "well, I'll be spending all my time trying to kill them".

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Become a mind controller.


This work seems to be a continuation of an ancient work which was abandoned a thousand million years ago on an ancient /tg/ board. Neat and all but I pretty much never complete the companions section of a CYOA. Furthermore the actual mechanics are lacking. I think it could use more structure.



method: combination (technology, ahegao)

motivations: deception,control, plesure,companions

limits: mayoral

approach: tricks and treats

how deep control: flipping switch or total loyalty grateful subject

pace: gradual shift

perks(7): immortality, intelligence, physicality, willpower, hivemind, theft, duration

training: Entertainment, combat, normalization

location: city

housing(16): high tech bunker -7

housing perks: escape route -2, clever architecture -2, labs -3, medical bay -2, defensible (free)

companions(24+6+6+6): special operative -3, police officer -4, military officer -4, intelligence officer -7, nurse -2, clerical worker -2, mechanic -2, koga-1, carmen -3

slaves : first responder -2, doctor -3, military guntx6 -6, adrienne, elizabeth -1, ariana -2

rivals : harriet, shenzie, aurora, amy leight

drawback : immunity, bleed back, more rivals


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Hypnosis + Ahegao

Fame, Worship

Pleasure, Companions


Carpet Bomber

Cover Story

Subtle Influence

Total Loyalty; Grateful Subject

Subliminal Shaping + Therapy Session








Maid Training

Administrator Training

Social Training



Apartment -4

Good Access -1

Escape Route -2

Cover Organization -4

Clever Architecture -2

and I'm done nya~

Basic idea is to make a 'new' religion, involving the worship of an Ancient Egyptian Cat-goddess, and do nothing illegal, while being very private nya~


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Roll for travel buddies.

One roll for one buddy, but they will love you instantly.

3 rolls for 3 buddies, but you have to work for their love

5 rolls for 5 buddies, but you have to work for their love and can only end up with 1 love buddy at the end.

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roll 1


roll 2


Dice rollRolled 81 (1d99)

road rollerda


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welcome to the ballpit, anon-chan. want to play a game? how about we see how long you can hold your breath, anon-chan? just hold it as long as you can, ok?

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Become an unusual dragon and try to survive in a magical forest.


A little bit of world building would be nice for this one. More information about the different draconic species as well.



Draconic Hound




Mana Stone

Dextrous Tail

Aura (Karma)

Mana Breathing

Form Change




Adventurers Gear

Mutt Making Mixture

Mana for Dummies

Escaped Slave

Enmity (Eldrich Abomination)

Enmity (Lich Lord)

Enmity (Kobald King)

Let's build up that Karma and work towards something of a peaceful coexistence with humans (or whatever the civilized sentient races that aren't complete assholes like the Fey are). Playing good doggo for an escaped slave and battling a few evil monsters should help with that pretty quickly. Eventually after getting accepted I should be able to start a dynasty/pack of human/dragon/dog hybrids and maybe do some further adventuring with my new family. I'm deliberately skipping on Draconic aging. After a couple hundred years of normal growth I'd prefer to retire to obscurity, rather than to keep growing until I find myself on the radar of the wrong people.


Type: Dracofae

Pros: Fast, Good Flight, Doesn't Need Meat

Cons: Small, Weak

Magic Talents: Binding Words, Illusion, Nature

Breath: Magic (Disorient/Intoxicate)


Flight, Horns, Mana Stone, Momentous, Mana Breathing, Telepathy,

Form Change (Human), Purest Boost (Toughness 150pts, Resilience 100pts)

Items: Home, Snacks, Space Enhanced Bag

Assotiates: Contract Wizard

Challenges: War Zone

Once I meet the Contract Wizard I'll become part of the wizard community and pursue magic. Momentous and Purest Boost mean I'm less reliant on magic: harder to crush as a small dracofae and physically gifted in human form. I'm faster and stronger due to the ability to push limits without injuring myself.



OOZE. How can I turn down such a slimy nasty concept.

Octo was close second though.


If I understand Flight is out of the question, so lets see what else we can get

Secondary Breath(500): Fire. I already have corrosive vomit, so lets just say we can make an internal chemical reaction to spew fire

Horns (200)

Mana Stone(150)

Dextrous Tail (100)

Momentous (150) This seems very important, considering I'm a seething slack of slim is a bag shaped like a dragon. Probably can have some fun with distribution of mass and momentum though so sooner I get the hang of that the better.

Telepathy (200) Well, I mean that's just good business.

Total Costs - 1300


Snacks (50): fuck you old man get me some junk food.

Home (100): Gimme a lair, like an old mill or something with a big basement.

Cost: 1450


Mana Hungry Dryad (200)

Little Ent (100)

I hang out with plants now. Though maybe keep the one from the other until the little dude grows up enough to not get sucked dry by the tree equivalent of a succubus.

Lich Lord (400)

Steve Lichman could be fun to work with. Also he can help teach me some magic what with the whole Ooze angle I got going on. Fuck the body-typical normies I'm hanging out with trees and deadfolk now.

Cost: 2150

>Over by 150

For Drawbacks I'll take:

You're Precious! (+150): That'll even the books, also as the writeup said magic dragon blood slimes are big money. I'm pretty usre one brimming with mana stones and horns and stuff probably doubly so. Give me a majestic fucking sheen like an oil slick catching the sun and I'll certainly look thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Are you a bad enough dude to resurrect Hitler?

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>Globalist Agents

>Milk Jug


>Baron Oberman

>Emma Notwatson

>Kid Kraut




Clonning because we can make more than 1 Adolf. Why have a robot if 1 Hitler can get the untermensch to die for you: Why get 1 Big A if you can get several?

That's assuming the bay will have his intellect, memories, etc. I'm assuming they will.

Surely we can make a child army, right? No? OK, plan B

Pepe Plushie. The Anons can dox those globalists, and I will squeeze their heads - breaking their skulls but doing no damage to the plushie.

Nazi Cross for good luck.

For companions, I want:

Noriko the Feminist to get the pigs on my side

Alexa the Blademaster as bodyguard

Bobby Joe to recruit the men of the KKK

Emma for the magic. Shame I could'nt get Kid Kraut, by using youtube I'm sure we could have turned the masses into hardcores nazis, oh well we'll just use the kid hitlers instead.

Exelent CYOA, wasn't expecting something this good in this /d/epraved gay place. Thanks OP.


You gotta explain your choises. And why you saged?




Obviously. Sacrificing innocents or being nonhuman isn't Hitler's style. Plus you could have a council of Hitlers for superior strategy.


>Globalists (comes with cloning it seems)

Just have to lay low. Maybe have multiple baby Hitlers at different locations to mitigate risk.



Obvious. A reliable gun that can't miss? Very handy.

>Nazi Cross

Luck and respect? That'll be helpful.



As an infiltrator, informant, and honorary Aryan, Hitoshi will be perfect for keeping an eye on schemers.


Having an inside agent to protect us from police, and even frame our enemies for crimes will be very useful. She'll have to stick with dominating our enemies though, I won't be having any of that bullshit.

>Baron Oberman

He's got connections and inside info, perfect for us since we've gotta protect baby Hitler(s) for many years.

>Bobby Joe

Good and reliable, also a good cook. Very nice. Good to have around while we wait for Hitler to grow up, and an extra gun if they do manage to find us early.




>I can tell the Nazi scientists to upload Hitler later and have two Hitlers. Will also sacrifice jews anyway.

>Luger and Milk Jug.


>Emma for PR




I'll put his brain inside of a shark first.

Apparently that's "going too far" but who the hell cares?

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This is what you get for playing so many Succubus CYOAs.

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Excellent soundtrack, specially for this thread.

>Hard Work

>12 Hours 180pts

Think I can earn more if I actually put my back into it?

>Comfort -40 pts

>Alcohol -60pts

>Internet -80pts

Can I find Demon Magic in here too?

I was tempted to take Violence, I like a good fist fight, but that's no priority. Like every other hetero in here I'm virgin, so no need to a f*male in my life.

Men, this song really is great while reading this. Since I failed in flesh, to rule in another realm, I think I'll aim to rule in here.



That's hell for you faggots, it's not meant to be nice.




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I'm not OP.


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This is fine. A second chance at life I'll finally taste the fruits of my labor after a few centuries.

>Hard Work

Worth it

>8 Hours

More like 16 hours to mess around


Covers the basics


<You're not you when you're hungry.

There are plenty of skilled people who would train me in exchange for some grub.


Writing, painting, sculpting, cooking, etc. That sort of thing.


My nice place to call home.

>End Game - Promotion

It's what keeps me going even in the darkest of times. Maybe there's a loophole I can exploit to keep my soul?


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>24 hours






>video games




>parties -> 40 because I will make a deal that I can go some of the week.


>sex solo

>go with the bros





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How would Lipples work, though?

It just seems like one of the weirdest and most inconvenient things for her or you to have.

Plus the game talks about the possibility of your demon GF getting pregnant. How would the baby get sustenance from Lipples


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>Dark ritual


>summoning time

24 hours


2 times

>body type



Tight, textured, muscular

>skin colour










Pointy ears

Black eyes

Lewd piercings

Forked tongue



Intelligent, seductive, loving, obsessive, girly


Pact of orgasms



Endless wealth


Modern knowledge



>Dark Ritual (0/30)

>Twilight Ritual (15/15)

>1 hour (0/15)

>3 Feedings (+10/25)

>Loli Body (20/5)

>Tight Pussy (5/0)

>White Skin (+5/5, gain "Innocent")

>No horns

>No wings

>No tail

>Pointy Ears (+5/10)

>Pact of Snuggling (+20/30)

>Immortality (30/0)



>Twilight Ritual




>3 times






>Blue skin


>Big horns


>Large wings


>Long tail


>tats, fangs,ears,black eyes,tentacles (wound around tail), big tits, forked, enhanced orifices, horse cock (full package), lipples (maybe bent the rules into nipple cunts)


>Intelligent,loving,seductive, dumb,shy (acts meek but is foxy)


>Corruption (Horsecock, enhanced orifices), sissification,


>Immortality, planeswalk,Eromancy,modern knowledge, time, hammer, culinaromancy


Essentially, why worry about wealth and combat when you can za warudo shit, as well as planeswalk exploit in order to make stupid amounts of money (Realm A has magic/tech/commodities that realm B doesn't, profit.).

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You are a demigod now. Good luck with what comes next.

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>Drone #8603-4597(9)


Our mascot.


He's my responsibility. I always wanted a kid with daddy issues and a lot to prove a lot of spunk.

>Caroline Lupine(7)

Feed her some Galgalim Water. Junior can be her punching bag, and she can be his emotional sink.


Practically family. He's also a good doctor, bedside manner notwithstanding.

>Dean Winchester(4)

"An illogical reality is merely proof that we're missing a couple of facts in our chain of logic"; the world isn't illogical buddy, but until you acquire the needed facts, you're gonna need to make some leaps of faith.

First thing I'll ask him to make is the coolest shotgun ever!

>Exuberant Spark(3)

A good choice for our homebase's main AI. Will make for excellent mission control.


I finally found my soulmate! We'll go incarnate-hunting together, trade trophies, and dine over the corpses of our prey.

>Heather W. Ruth(1)

Clever girl. You are hereby adopted!

>Heimjall Von Klice(0)

His faction's the only one to achieve a utopia, so yeah.

Rule#1: Hate all you want, but basic decency is LAW!

Rule#2: We're not colonists. If I hear of swastikas appearing in any worlds we visited, I'll personally teleport over that world aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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>Quests(4): Some parts of step 6 of the plan

>SCP Prime Weapons Facility: Teeth for Coins(3)

Caroline disappeared one day. I easily found her using Instant Transmission. After a little talk (and more than a little scolding), me and my companions teleported to the facility and laid waste to it. Heimjall's CQC classes were very helpful.

>Reward: All my friends are monsters

>Xurel O: Big Bug Hunt(2)

Drone was acting funny. An unproductive visit to the Vet later, I tried hugging it better. One astral message later, me, Enenera, Hayden, Drone, and Junior started a Yautja hunt. Hayden planned, and we executed. They had no experience fending off those that would hunt them.

>Reward: Brood's Blessing

>Vega Twin Space Station: A Cry for Help? No, a Warning(1)

I was actually on my way to the station to "browse" their tech so I could replicate it. Portal f@#!$% made Instant Transmission useless in this venture. The trip may or may not have ended up with me molting like a phoenix while my companions ran away from pic related with a xeno egg fused to a contained mini-black hole.

>Reward: Orbus Portal Technology

>The Blood Wars: Siege of 10,000 Hells(0)

I came with my own army, all armed with buzzsaw launchers. Hell was a tinge redder after we were done.

>Reward: Solomon’s Ring


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>Final Tally:

* Army of 3000 X-men. I have no idea how this wasn't nerfed.

* Horde of 3000 xenomorphs. The best spaceship boarders; one per ship should be enough.

* Army of at least 30,000 expert soldiers with top of the line training and equipment from the Legion-Army.

* A Death-star's load of weapons and armor, vehicles, ships, space ships, and mechs made by me.

* A bound demon in my Solomon's Ring.

* All my armies can instantly teleport to and from anywhere and anytime using the replicated Orbus Portal Tech.

I control Tyranids, Spacemarines Tau and Eldar, Psykers and Orks, and a Chaos God.


1- Browse through the catalogs, using Scanner2 to analyze everything, Master2[Engineering] in conjunction with Mentality3 to understand how each and every device works.

2- Send some of my Legion-Army to several uninhabited planets and asteroid fields to mine them barren.

3- Use Alchemist3 to continuously generate extremely rare materials.

4- Use my Mobile Planetoid Station as a factory staffed by the rest of my Legion-Army, with more followers coming each day.

5- Spend the next decade or so passively building a grand army consisting of every vehicle, ship and weapon on the catalog, from hypergiant ships, to tanks, to titan mechs, to nukes, to robots…etc.

6- ???

7- Profit. Hiring myself out, selling my easily built but expensive nonetheless products, actually engaging in warfare of my own accord, or any mix of the previous. AI will be a piece of cake.


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>131 pages


I hope the author didn't declare this as final because it introduces quite a few mistakes. It refers to companions like typhon in places even though they don't exist anymore. Some of the changes to companions don't make sense: Christina is now Cassandra and super religious but that doesn't make sense because it's made out like she doesn't want to become an incarnate? Even though she thinks they're angels of God now? The cute PI is now some annoying eceleb attention whore, but her character description still says she's 'antisocial'. Being an internet personality is pretty much the opposite of antisocial. And why are the President and commie companions gone? I thought those were pretty well done. A lot of the new images are downgrades too, and I didn't mention it before but every one of the images seem to be stretched out sideways for some reason. That should probably be fixed. And I got the idea that there would eventually be a unique quest added for every patron, given the last few quests are uniques. Could use more support companions too, I think there's only 2 that aren't spirit gift restricted.

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