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you linked it weird and didn't number it

pretty bad for your first thread tbh


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you did subject wrong for this board

meant to be like CJMT# **** with the thread number

you gon get bullied





It okay we all make mistake

Anyway my house just lost power and internet so I'll post again when it's back






Shut up



It would!


Even huger.

Hmmm, I see I see.


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Don't think I'd ever like to work over the weekend, it's just sacred.






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Relax, people, I fixed the thread subject as a final kindness before heading to bed.

Probably going to spend ages falling asleep though, 'cause the sun doesn't set here in the summer. Ah well.

Good night!


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Yeah, pretty interesting stuff in there, I like the bolas and that some of them have like a 10 foot reach. Having trouble imagining that.

>bastard sword an exotic weapon




ill nevur 4 giv u


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Why do you use her as an avatar? I'm sure eventually someone will realize you're not her


I am found out!


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I always use Mettaton, I've just been finding loads of nifty cosplay pics.

Well yeah I'm a guy.


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Woah you're a guy?! No one would have expected that

You were using a lot of irl pics of that cosplayer so a lot of people were probably deceived by that.



Sleep well.


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Shocking truth.

Yeah I said yesterday I was.

Not my fault then tbh.


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You should have been straight up about it in general tbh

Not that it's not their fault, because it fucking is. People are way too thirsty for e-girls.


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Good night Skandi-sama.


I see. Huh bastard swords are- oh right. You can use them two-handed as a martial weapon, or one-handed as an exotic weapon (for which you need a feat to learn to use it without penalty).


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Sacred slumber and drinking hours.


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Thought I was.

>Liking girls

smh people


Oh I see, well it'd be much better just to use it as a two hander with no penalty the way I see it.

There's a fair bit to read on this page.


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Not at all.

>not liking both genders



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Yup, agreed on both of those. And board game hours. Sometimes. Also occasional lewdness.


>Oh I see, well it'd be much better just to use it as a two hander with no penalty the way I see it.

It is the most powerful one-handed weapon, on the other hand. Doing 1-10 damage. That's actually stronger than lots two-handed weapons. So it kinda depends on if you want to spend the feat to be able to have a shield and still do lots of damage or not.


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12-14 hours of sleep would be pretty great, but I know that alcohol has already ruined the possibility of it.


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Or even thinking that girls hang around these parts.


Ooh doesn't say anything on the little text description here, but that changes things.

>tfw eyes are tired

It's like morning for you over there and I can't make it til 10PM ; ;



Pfff, would be pretty lazy tbh.


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But it feels super good to wake up well-rested.


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You would be surprised.



The numbers are in the table and the other rules and explanations are under it.

Heh. Speaking of, I gotta hit the bed. See you Prince.


You can do that with six hours too!

Anyways. Good night SD.


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Impossible, I feel always super tired unless I sleep excessively, might just be that my seasonal insomnia has ruined it all for me.

Sleep well Rumours!


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I guess I shouldn't be. People are weird, unlike me who is a perfectly normal specimen.


This is some PhD level stuff.

But a fair bit of reading like I said, just been kinda skimming through it but should probably do a proper read.

I envy your stamina, I have been getting like 4-5 hours of sleep lately and I wanna cut back on coffee as well x_x

But good night Rumrum, hope you sleep well.


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no you shut up


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LOL okay


Nah, I won't sorry


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geez fine then

i'll shut up


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Good, you admit defeat. I'll take that as a sign of loyalty :3




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Did you listen to the 2 previous songs I linked?



Nah I've played this like 3 times in a row



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well thats cute


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Soy yo


Sez u


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Yes me


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I said "I am me" in Spanish but you clearly suck ass at it




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i thought you were speaking gibberish


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Not even if I told you that the guitarist took his own life after producing that masterpiece?


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Speak more languages




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Wow, rude.


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Deal with it.


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No rude.


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Deal with it pussy


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no im american i dont have too


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I'm American too, I live in Cali and I speak Spanish

Get with the times idiot


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No bully, I want the kind Colbs back.


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no faggot

just becasue you're a giant cuck who learns a second speaking thingy doesn't mean i have too

i live in oregon

its a better cali

getting with the times is something normal functioning people which i am neither


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I am always the kind Colbs, you just test my patience.


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Lies, you get into the mean Colbs phase whenever you drink!


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Hah you're adorable

You think setting yourself back and being less competent overall is good… oh dear. I'll help you grow as a person if you want, otherwise it'll be fun to watch you fail


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Not true, it is all about how you approach me.

In fairness, you have a fairly neutral approach which throws me off guard most of the time

You should try being more neutral or friendly, that is what I respond to


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not litterally

just in a playful pretending to be retarded kind of way


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>pretending to be retarded

..oh dear I think you might actually be that way.


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I'm fairly sure you're more kind when you're not drunk!

Well, I can set it to anything, it's the perk of not having a real personality.


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Not true.

>not having a real personality

Shut up SD, you have a personality.


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you're not wrong

but i dont actually thing knowing different languages is dumb


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Knowing different language is important when the world is so easily interconnected




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its on the list of things im getting too eventually


or never getting too idk who knows


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All. Lies.



Tell me on the board that matters, loser


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I'll help you learn Spanish Chijo, if you want to call someone a faggot just say "Joto" or "Maricon"


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No, you.





you're a fucking joto



thanks mexico that helped


Yo soy Principe.


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No problem.

Heres another one for free:

If you want to say "shut your mouth fucking retard" use "callate el hocico pinche retrasado"


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i'll be fluent in no time


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i forgot what the other circlejerk boards are besides lewd and animus i used to knew a few


okay i remember two dead ones


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By the way, did you guys heard that two VICE reporters broke into Jim's house? Apparently they are now in police custody


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yes i did lol


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Bet those retards were expecting 80TB of CP but instead found 197TB of tile patterns and pictures of Jim's pigs wearing funny hats


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lol well the got arrested



Haven't and can't find anything on it


aneki (dead) and imouto



thanks i knew i was forgetting a few


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banned form cuckchan again


Banned from drinking again



posted nsfw on sfw board

cant have any fun anymore


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i was ranged banned for 2 but i changed isps

now that im unbanned i dont really want to go back whole reason i came here in the first place is cause i was banned from there



I've changed ISPs, it's a ban on my entire town/area



because drinking isn't a good thing! i just got too drunk and lots of cringe

but eh. if i get proper drunk like yesterday couple times a year i think it's ok.



Yes it is.


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imagine thinking journalists have these kinda rights.


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Bad idea to set an alarm when you dont need it


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good afternoonn


yea terrible idea lol


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Good morning

What the frick is this pic?


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Good morning

Idk but it's super cute


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His neck looks like a young tree branch and his face is a void? What does it mean and why is it cute?


I just fell asleep yesterday, but if I can remember right you wanted to tell me some more lewd stuff


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I know right

Idk the girl is cute and her love for it is cute


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Then like 4 hours of sleep, real exciting life I live.


Hm was I? I might need a memory refresh.


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I love sleep

Only four hours if sleep is painful


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Yea the girl is cute agreed but what makes the pic weird is the strange boy. I guess I'll just have to guess if you don't know.


Idk you wanted to tell me what sort of pervy stuff else you are into. I think you mentioned something a few days ago about horsedicks and body fluids, that was lewd,but not enough for me~


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Gloomin has never draw a guy so idk

Think I'm just a sucker for lovey stuff


So I just learned what mocaine is


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why's she blushing so much?


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Well then girl whatever. There aren't really clues to identify her in the image (no face no tiddies no dress). Also *cute lewd** image


I don't know.imagine yourself being in such a position, wouldn't you blush a bit too~


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Sleep is meh for me right now.



Yeah I mentioned those two, I like them.

>For me Jeez than what the heck do you like then

But whats in it for me saying what I like


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Well its wearing the same dress the other girl. Which cure lewd image



Understandable. Hopefully you can get good sleep one of these days


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What do I like? you mean what I'd like to do to you~ I thought I said it allready to an extend

Not much I belive, that I can offer and I cant force you because you are on another continent


Well she is sucking a postickle like a slut~ no but in a cute lewd way


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probably not, I have no gag reflex, I've jammed a banana so far down my throat before that my esophagus cut off the tip before I pulled it out.


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That's kinda hot~ still, it's a pretty lewd act and the taste and smell probably would do it too.


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yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn gotta wake up early so good night lewdies


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Went to take a bath, now I don't have to post my stuff and get judged by everyone.



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Oh lol I guess


Sleep well


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I need to find something new to watch that isn't currently airing.


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do the willy suck on me.


What's up everyone, had a nice Sunday?


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I'm just laying in bed

Being a creep


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Don't we all


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I have no clue lol

I'm just mentally running in circles


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Getting any close to the goal?


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I have no ideaand I passed out


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.





Zombieland saga


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I hate waking up


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wake down then


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Rather take an infinite dirt nap


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and milkers


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infinite ur inflation.


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Take a nap on my lap and let me pet~ you


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Never done that so I cant even like pretend


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Waking up today was painful


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become a nation and gain infinite inflation

EZ bruh


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Why not, with some imagination? Maybe I'd even go further that petting~


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I want a hug from someone specific


I agree.


Have terrible imagination. What do pets even feel like.

And what would that be?


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there's more then enough wolfy spidy to go around there ducky.


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From who? I'm not the one but am still gonna give you a hugu

That sucks I guess

They feel very good from the reactions I've seen so far,

Hard to say, so many things to chose from, but it would most certaily involve some molestation~


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…uhh nobody

Well thanks I guess.

Idk I've just never felt the need to imagine things.

Well thats nice, petting sounds good then.



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Hot rare ocasion someone else than me lewdposts. Impressive, very nice Also me on the left~


Do tell.

Why not? I imagine things all the time, it's great especially, but not exclusively, for lewd things

Ok get your pettings then pet pet

Robots need lewds too~


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I can't. Idk stay here and you'll probably figure it out cause I'm a fuckin idiot

I feel like imagining things just sets you up to be disappointed. I don't really imagine lewd things anymore.

Just watch the hair.

Do they really, I wouldn't say so!


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im just bored


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You can. Tell me now or never

Well some things you can only imagine, what about them? I don't know I imagine things a lot and sometimes I am disappointed but more often I am suprised in a good way.

The more advanced and sophisicated, absolutely, it can even be argued that they need more than humans


Maybe you should be bored more often~


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about to not have a computer anymore so probably will lol


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Why not? That's good and bad at the same time I guess


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because im using my moms computer and she wants it back


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Maybe you just need to beat her :^)


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Never I guess cause I dont want to upset him

Well that is true, in which case imagination is kinda good.

I'm just disappointed because I ask for too much seemingly.

Guess so

>tfw not a qt robot

Nice pic there though.


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lol yeah if i wanna be homeless again


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If you do you still have you imagination to resort too after

But you are a qt robot~


okay then maybe do something lewd, or something to impress her? is your mum hot? Just asking for a friend


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im just going to pretend you didnt say that


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Well sure but I feel like these things require more than just imagination, at least to me.

Certainly feel like a robot but not a qt one!


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What the first the second or both?


I can give you that~

I think you are qt for once I only know your postings but they are cute in a way so I imagine you cute. The image of you in my head is cute


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both incest is groody and no my mom isn't attractive its gross to even answer that


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Hah, for once.

Well thank you I suppose, nobody really calls me cute

And what image is that?


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hey bby pls let me erp u ok?


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I actually watched that while it aired! Was very good, so good in fact, that I could forgive the CGI dance sequences. You did remind me that I need to get around to watching Gakkougurashi! though.


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Ok I'll stop with your mum

Thats a hot pic btw how did she do it though?

>tfw not getting this as new years present


Yep. Well you have to do your part too~

I don't know really, not like an 2d image I'd say. I just construct these abstract images of people I interact with, but I think everybody does that in a way. The image of you is rather vague, idk much about you but it is cute


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And what is my part exactly?

Ooh I see. I don't do that.

Maybe influenced by the fact that I post Mettaton a lot? I'm not cute like him

Also I'll brb, shower time

>that pic

Stuffed pumpkin.


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making cute noises, for starters

Yea maybe that plays a part in it, but thats only a part the rest is posting, text, words.

lewd shower~

somone wants to be stuffed like that hmm~?


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Good question she probably got a friend to help


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But my noises aren't very cute I'd say

I feel like my posts are kinda awkward, especially when it comes to stuff like this.

Wasn't very lewd, but since I ran out of body wash I've been using bar soap again. And it slipped out of my hand so wew

Maaybe, I can't say, would that be enjoyable?


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>not lying beneath her so I can get a 3some



I'd have to judge that, but we allready discussed that kind of.

Maybe they are, at least they aren't boring

Oh so you had to pick up the soap. Too bad noone was there to take advantage~

For me? For you? yes~ YES

Anyways I'm off for today gnight lewdies or whatever


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It's more special that way though


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I posted some vocaroos of my crappy voice a while back, not doing that again for reasons.

Well that's good then.

Yeah I mooned the shower ghosts

For me I think, I know it'd be for you ya big perv

See you.


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hey prince



Hopefully you feel a bit better tomorrow


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Hi Chijo


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you're gay<3

Really though what's up

I'm thinking about reading a book


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I'mma be wreal wih choo bby, I'm only 'ere fo dat sweet erp.


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Won't deny that x:

Just kinda feel lonely today is all, feel like I said something wrong on discord even though I didn't.

I'm thinking if I should eat today because I think I ate too much yesterday.

What book?


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come on over to mine tomorrow and I'll feed you a stew.


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I get that. My friend just pushed coming over another week it's really whatever though and I need to go downtown anyways so I'll see him sometime this week I'll probably go tomorrow in fact.

Could I add you discord if no its okay

Midnight at the well of souls. It's the first in like seven books


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Only if it's accompanied by hardtack.



Ah I see, good thing about being me is I never have anyone come over. Unless it's family or something. Hope it goes alright though.

You could, I'm alright with that.

I see, some science fiction it seems. I like that.

Need to read more books here feel like a huge brainlet.


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Having a place of your own does sound really nice.

I don't know your discord but mine is Chijo#8420

It's pretty good so far. I learned about it through a song lol I also should read more


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I'm a NEET lul

I'll send you an invite, same name as on here.

I've unironically read a few of the Twilight books, ooh what song?

Speaking of songs it feels super great when you finally discover the source of a song sample.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Yeah lol same name everywhere cause fuck it

This song

I like bill sutton

I've never cared for vampires surprisingly enough. That is a good feeling


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But my other profiles don't show up if you search this name, super proud of it.

Ah neat song. That thumbnail just reminded me of that blue swede song again reeeee.



Vampires are… decent. I've lost interest in recent years.

It is, especially when it's a super obscure 50's song.


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Lol Idk I don't think I really care about those things


I like it. It's also hard when you're trying to find obscure EDM songs


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I just have some profiles on questionable sites but it probably doesnt matter anyway.

Song has been stuck in my head for days now. I only watched GOTG because of Batista, but it turned out to be alright.

I don't listen to a lot of EDM.

Though I kinda want to.

Cute pic!


whats with you and mettaton


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Two brave bois out on an adventure.


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My husbando tbh

But just my avatar I suppose.


>Runs away when it hears noises

Me irl


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Both of them are very nervous about being outside! It makes sense for the big fluffy Tony, since he's been an inside cat for almost two years now, but the black cat used to be an outside cat just a couple of months ago, and stil he's terrified just being on the veranda.


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Ah I see. That's not what I imagine norway looking like.

Are they both males?


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Oh that makes sense

Idk it's mostly stuff I find in webms that I like haha and lot of it ends up being Russian or around that general area.



Aw that's adorable. My always seemed to love going outside since day one. He's more scared of the sound plastic bags make lol


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Well I mean, the only thing you can see there is some early spring grass.

They are! And that is a bit of an issue, they've both gotten a few new notches in their ears since the black cat got here. Sooo the black cat will be going back to the animal shelter at some point.


Plastic bags are terrifying to both of them! And the big fluffy one lived outside and survived via hunting for several years, he's just become a huge pussy after being an inside cat for a while. I wish he could go outside, but he is POZZED. As is the other cat, which is why the animal shelter sent him here


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I imagined it more frozen :^) but yeah thats true.

Wish I'd taken some pictures of the bunny I helped last year, oh well.

They're both adorable!


Did you say Russian?


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Well, you can tell the story of the bunny you helped, at least!

They are adorable, but the black one is a bit of a sourpuss, pardon the pun, so it's a bit stressful for the very gentle Tony to live with him


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Well basically I found the poor thing stray near where I live, was pretty dark so I took him in!

Kept him for like a week and a half but nobody came searching for it :(

But eventually we took him to the shelter because no pets allowed here.

Ooh doesn't play well with the other cat?


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J-jeez. I hope it wasn't just killed, at least.

Tony plays very well with the black cat, but the favour is not returned! The black cat is apparently used to some rough treatment (he used to live with a crazy cat lady), so he assumes the worst whenever Tony even just walks past him.


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Don't think so. I would've kept him if I could.

Ahh I see. Cat ladies apparently are not restricted to a certain country!

Is he also like that to people?


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I've just heard bad stuff about American animal shelters, is all.

Oh no, not at all, this woman had about 15 cats, whereof a good few just had to be put down, and basically the rest had FIV.

Not at all, he absolutely adores every human in the world! The first time I saw him, his previous owner just handed him over to me within ten seconds, and he immediately started purring. And when my mum visited, I could just place him on the couch next to her and he immediately rubbed against her. He is just, weirdly, skeptical regarding other cats!


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The one I went to was nice, I think.

Oof I see, always sad when animals have to be put down.

Oh well that's good then, I like cats but they don't seem to like me apparently, which makes me kinda sad.

Those other cats must've been mean to him then.


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That's good, then!

Well, are you more used to dogs? 'Cause my current roommate is, and she just does not at all understand how cats work, because she grew up with dogs. If you try to treat a cat like you'd treat a dog, you'll just freak them out!

It's either that, or that he only trusted his old "tribe", and now he's with a big fluffy weirdo that's like twice his size and autistic.

Anyway, I need to be heading to bed now, it's just passed 4am. So good night!


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No I like them, more than dogs I'd say.

But they're just weird around me, dunno how to explain it.

That too.

>tfw forgetting to make more banners


Good night Skandi


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I want to dinner and bs and missed Skandi-sama


Was I supposed say no russian?


I meant to try making a banner but also forgot


This looks gay as fuck and so fun



Need to sneak into canada


Oh dang I don't need to cuz I don't need a passport


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>tfw mom is making me eat lately

reeeee stop i dont wanna eat

russia is an endless source of entertainment


I just need to find good banner-worthy pictures


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I have ideas I just don't know how to make anything beyound shitty mspaint stuff so I gotta learn how to make and edit gifs

My mom is the same way

Russians have great funny bones


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Mine dont usually come out as I envisioned them, and I struggle bringing them down to size ; ;

I mean I am her son, but I reckon Ill be fine if I dont eat one day, I dont deserve food anyways.

They do! And speak a pretty cool language.


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>And speak a pretty cool language.


Some insults are cool but, NO.


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Russian sounds excellent and they have sexy as fuck accents


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No. This comes from someone who has been to russia and has russian friends AND speaks some russian


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>going to russia

but you're french

>tfw no slav pals


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It was a student exchange. Someone once made the comparison to niggers, I think this is somwhat accurate, allthough they are not as bad as niggers, more funny. But russian women tryhard to marry out of that shithole by throwing themselfes on western men.


I mean of course the french guy doesn't like how russians sound



I use to follow that person on tumblr


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Tbh russian sounds better than french :^)


Oh that makes sense.

I think they're alright people, but I've never met a proper russian!

I think women like that exist everywhere

tfw no qt slav bf to whisper sweet vodka things in my ear



I made a tumblr account but never got the hang of how to work it, plus less interesting now that they banned adult content.



It was kind of boring as fuck even for someone who knew how to use it and even with the adult content and even when it was still good ie before yahoo bought it it was only fun cause of the all the blogs of mentally ill drug addicts but yahoo started banning them so they all went to instagram.


Tumblr used to have a huge sled harming community


Self harming……


You know now that I think about it why were they able to ban them with such efficiency but they couldn't get rid of pedophiles without banning all adult content


And wants even more dumb goru and the like is still allowed


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Wew wow. DO you like them too?

Are you bored again? I hope so~ And do you still have the laptop?



Not really, after seing russia I can agree with them on the notion of wanting to live elswhere (mainly in european rich countries like Germany France…).



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Lol yes I do actually

I guess I can post lewd stuff if you want

I do not


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I wouldn't think russia as too bad of a place to live tbh but I dont know much of that place

What can I say, I love me some european bois


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I always thought americans hated russians most, ok whatever.

I do want absolutely~



It is, trust me, maybe if you have some land in the countryside it can be good, because the nature is less ravaged than elswehre in the world, but the cities are not nice.

perv ~


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From what I understand:

>lots of piss poor people, lots of alcoholism

>lots of homophobia

>corruption on steroids on steroids and all the crime associated with that


Isn't that right?


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I am so bored.



Well I'll take your word for it. I still think their language is the bees knees. Sounds so great in music.

European bois are the best damnit

I'm a pu.re boi and not a perv


Ah I see. I've heard of the homophobia over there, not a good place to be if you like penis.

Isnt there like a russian mob too.

brb cancelling my trip to russia.

Also hello.


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hello froggu

Yea, basically what communism left behind, it really is depressing there, even more than in any other city or country. The'll beat homos up if they see them walking outside.


I do like some russian music too. What groups or bands do you like?

Well I'll take that as a compliement

I know I am just mocking you~


I fucking hate Frogs but like Slavs.


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Russian rap is unironically kino


Well sure I guess, it was more of a general thing!

I like accents. They're cute.

I don't like being bullied reeeee ; ;


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That too. And if you drive a truck, you need to take bribe money otherwise the police will harass you and shit.


Jesus Christ that webm xwx



Mhmm, makes sense.

>beat homos

Yeah heard that too. And the police won't do dick about it.


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I do not like that song much but whatever (I like some russian rap though).

One of my favorite bands is Der Golem, very sad and depressing, I like to listen to it when I feel shit sometimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVhqbJy7Bds The singer also killed himself rather soon.


These eyes on your frogs kind of creep me out today.


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These are just the average Froppy eyes.


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>tfw was about to post a webm but realized it was porn



Jeez man, that actually sounds pretty awful.

Truck drivers already have it rough as it is.

Whats up today?

Oh I have more wild ones, need to build up that slav folder.


I think it's nice, rap in foreign languages is my favourite.

Currently listening to it, it's pretty good but I wouldn't wanna listen to it a lot as I feel like poop most of the time.

Balancing it out with something more cheerful sounding. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt6_65LDZ60

>killed himself

well that sucks


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I never listened to that webms audio and just assumed they were slavic holy shit I am an idiot and I bring nothing but shame.


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I assume because a slav getting a headbutt


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Yup. No place to live.


Speaking of webms, this one is actually smaller and with sound compared to the gif.


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I don't even know what it is anymore. stumbled on something from another universe.


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that's been popping up on my end as well. honestly I believe half the shit I get on youtube is due to fucking twats posting shit on here.


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Nah the last two where spooky. This one is fine though.


I can really get sucked up into that gloomy drowny mood sometimes.

Ok thanks

Porn? what porn? Post it you perv~


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brb shower time


Unlike the good ole US of A, great place to live.

Ooh thank you, I don't think I have it in Webm form.

Was gonna say how your frog looks kinda wet but she clearly is lmao


I only post the highest quality content here.


Same here and it kinda shows with certain posts I make bleh

Was nothing just a crappy webm of that semi famous Russian military chick, that I don't know her name


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Alright alright!


If you got the money. I guess that would be true in Russia as well though.

Heh, yeah she is. Enjoy your shower.


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I suppose so, get yourself a nice little plot of land and live very cozy away from the cities and those old apartment blocks.

Googling wet mettaton I was expecting something else, pleasantly surprised!

Also got this coat as a result, I like it, but then I realized I couldn't pull it off ; ;

Shower was enjoyed, thank you.

She looks naked in that pic lul


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Guess so..

Huh, I see.

Why couldn't you?

Shit I didn't realize that! Adding 'immodest' to the filename.


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I think those are called commie blocks!

Good results so far.

Feel like it's a bit too eccentric, and my self esteem talking. Looks sweet though.

Weeeell nudity doesn't necessarily have to be immodest, it can be done tastefully at times.


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hmmm, why is the xylophone and it's relatives the instrument of choice for anything involving an archaeological dig.


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I guess it is a bit eccentric.

That one's not tasteful I don't think. Oh well.

Anyways, imma go to bed in a few.

Good night.


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because you've yet to hear the beauty that is the cow bell


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Would make me look like some movie bad guy. I like it.

Guess it isn't, it does look cropped so we'd need to see the full picture.

All I'm saying is not all nudity is bad, let's not be prudes here.

Good night, Rum, sleep well!


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The beauty of a meme instrument eh?


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meme me up mommy jim


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I've never even met a percussionist that ironically owns a cowbell lol. I think the last time I saw one of those was in the school band.


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depressing times tbh.


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Things have just been going too well for the last week or so. Makes me paranoid.


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dw I'm here to kill you in your sleep.


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>implying somebody who needs an ID to buy a butterknife could kill an American


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I've a tactical assault gut and I'm not afraid to barp u



Yer gonna get arrested for that m8


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not if I die of a heart attack before that.


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Who would win? One fat spider, or a can of spicy air


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I'm sure that's a timely joke which hasn't been told to death at all tbh.


I'll get new material someday, but for now I gotta work with what I got.


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Oof, just got indirectly insulted there.


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I can't wait for Saturdaaaaaay!!!


Why, what's so great about Saturday?


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second date with someone.



fuckin' gay


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its a gril






tripple gay


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What's the plan, then? I've never really conventionally dated anyone, the first time I met master we were already bfs.


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tbh I tried to find a bf for half a decade and it didn't work out, fuck me.


Welllll this is our second date and she asked me out, but we're going bowling! I am terrible at every sport except American football (handegg). I am expecting to get BTFO'd honestly. But if someone wants to spend time with me romantically I'm super happy for the opportunity!!


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Be careful, then. If she beats you, I'm pretty sure that means that she'll have to be the giver and you'll have to be the receiver.



>fuck me

but then i'd be ur bf


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Kek, youre so funny Skandi-sama. This is really embarrassing but when I met her she made me feel like a child cause I was cold and she gave me warm food. I feel weird cause all I can give her is my singing in return since I'm chronically broke and nobody has ever wanted that from me.


Gave up on the bf for now, it hasn't worked out since the last one.


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yeah it's better to be my gf instead tbh.



oh no, what happened?


don't the males get eaten

I won't kink shame, but uh


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tbh, this all sounds great and I really hope it works out with you two!

But uh, now I am curious about you guys meeting though. Why would you be walking around being cold, and why would she just give you warm food?


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you've a hard time eating me bucko


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She works at a pizza place I frequent lol, I underdress rather frequently in Michigan. We only went on dates in the last week… otherwise we've just been friendly and talking for months, nothing romantic! Also it's not like I'm homeless, just irresponsible. Also I paid for the food lol, I was dressing it up a lot. ^^


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Nice, then, good luck!

I'll be heading to bed now though, so good night!


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thanks Skandi-sama, good night. Hopefully I kick her ass at bowling on Saturday and establish myself as an alpha male /redpill


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Firefox fuckin sucks today


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>bread went moldy with a few slices left



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>game getting ddosed

I will fight them on the side of the street


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just cut around the mold if it isn't so bad tbh.


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It wasn't so bad but whatever, it was my fault since I had planned to check the bread before I went out and forgot, then when I needed toast the bread turned out to be bad.


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F for your dough.


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