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File: cb318480732e5dd⋯.png (983.67 KB, 829x671, 829:671, Ichigo (146).PNG)

 No.448343

New thread

Post last edited at

 No.448346

File: eb85a415792c77e⋯.jpg (80.08 KB, 615x924, 205:308, Postie4.jpg)


 No.448347

File: da2efca2708c738⋯.png (29.12 KB, 500x500, 1:1, DoTWr2YXUAAzG2s.png)

you linked it weird and didn't number it

pretty bad for your first thread tbh


 No.448348

File: 82c7d67ee4b6419⋯.jpeg (79.32 KB, 937x1000, 937:1000, Postie5.jpeg)

oh

ian

you did subject wrong for this board

meant to be like CJMT# **** with the thread number

you gon get bullied


 No.448349

:(


 No.448351

>>448349

It okay we all make mistake

Anyway my house just lost power and internet so I'll post again when it's back


 No.448352

>>448351

-chijo


 No.448353

>>448351

Shut up


 No.448354

>>448341

It would!

>>448342

Even huger.

Hmmm, I see I see.


 No.448355

File: 4f9c59ad16760a5⋯.png (262.82 KB, 508x800, 127:200, a94400ed0d33f306a02f3017c0….png)

>>448354

Don't think I'd ever like to work over the weekend, it's just sacred.


 No.448357

>>448343

>sdaksdjfa

YOU STUPID FUCK


 No.448358

File: e817d57021c4edb⋯.png (262.5 KB, 522x398, 261:199, Ichigo (203).PNG)


 No.448359

File: d53aefe62d3ecad⋯.png (15.12 KB, 448x448, 1:1, sk1426890960292.png)

Relax, people, I fixed the thread subject as a final kindness before heading to bed.

Probably going to spend ages falling asleep though, 'cause the sun doesn't set here in the summer. Ah well.

Good night!


 No.448360

File: 4b6e56476b0c282⋯.jpg (142.34 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, QTRobot.jpg)

>>448354

Yeah, pretty interesting stuff in there, I like the bolas and that some of them have like a 10 foot reach. Having trouble imagining that.

>bastard sword an exotic weapon

hmm


 No.448361

>>448358

ill nevur 4 giv u


 No.448362

File: 8da60e136444782⋯.png (274.44 KB, 332x565, 332:565, Ichigo (192).PNG)

>>448360

Why do you use her as an avatar? I'm sure eventually someone will realize you're not her

>>448361

I am found out!


 No.448363

File: c680e51568cd6f7⋯.png (411.04 KB, 562x808, 281:404, METTATON-EX-Undertale-перс….png)

>>448362

I always use Mettaton, I've just been finding loads of nifty cosplay pics.

Well yeah I'm a guy.


 No.448364

File: 66d49838ac3c926⋯.png (610.14 KB, 694x629, 694:629, Ichigo (73).PNG)

>>448363

Woah you're a guy?! No one would have expected that

You were using a lot of irl pics of that cosplayer so a lot of people were probably deceived by that.


 No.448365

>>448359

Sleep well.


 No.448366

File: bca14006559b408⋯.png (277.82 KB, 985x817, 985:817, nappy2.png)

>>448364

Shocking truth.

Yeah I said yesterday I was.

Not my fault then tbh.


 No.448367

File: 473b247b1ec8b59⋯.png (454.6 KB, 402x609, 134:203, Ichigo (96).PNG)

>>448366

>yesterday

You should have been straight up about it in general tbh

Not that it's not their fault, because it fucking is. People are way too thirsty for e-girls.


 No.448368

File: 3adbe5bacafef13⋯.jpg (55.87 KB, 564x705, 4:5, v-sign 6ff8ee094c9b1140ab5….jpg)

>>448355

Agreed.

>>448359

Good night Skandi-sama.

>>448360

I see. Huh bastard swords are- oh right. You can use them two-handed as a martial weapon, or one-handed as an exotic weapon (for which you need a feat to learn to use it without penalty).


 No.448369

File: 184bfd5765c8e84⋯.jpg (141.28 KB, 1024x1441, 1024:1441, What the hell is that.jpg)

>>448368

Sacred slumber and drinking hours.


 No.448370

File: ba5fbbc9c1ac343⋯.png (399.75 KB, 1280x654, 640:327, cute.png)

>>448367

Thought I was.

>Liking girls

smh people

>>448368

Oh I see, well it'd be much better just to use it as a two hander with no penalty the way I see it.

There's a fair bit to read on this page.


 No.448372

File: 0dadf20cf495ff7⋯.png (217.55 KB, 235x471, 235:471, Ichigo (256).PNG)

>>448370

Not at all.

>not liking both genders

smh


 No.448373

File: b67c3e624bba3c4⋯.jpg (52.16 KB, 540x810, 2:3, warrior f5fd006a9783900f05….jpg)

>>448369

Yup, agreed on both of those. And board game hours. Sometimes. Also occasional lewdness.

>>448370

>Oh I see, well it'd be much better just to use it as a two hander with no penalty the way I see it.

It is the most powerful one-handed weapon, on the other hand. Doing 1-10 damage. That's actually stronger than lots two-handed weapons. So it kinda depends on if you want to spend the feat to be able to have a shield and still do lots of damage or not.


 No.448374

File: 14a4558a370a856⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 1000x1480, 25:37, a5e83c91f070b4ac25d19450d8….jpg)

>>448373

12-14 hours of sleep would be pretty great, but I know that alcohol has already ruined the possibility of it.


 No.448375

File: 6e102323584d088⋯.jpeg (435.53 KB, 472x700, 118:175, Undertale-фэндомы-длинноп….jpeg)

>>448372

Or even thinking that girls hang around these parts.

>>448373

Ooh doesn't say anything on the little text description here, but that changes things.

>tfw eyes are tired

It's like morning for you over there and I can't make it til 10PM ; ;


 No.448376

>>448374

Pfff, would be pretty lazy tbh.


 No.448377

File: 150ebc8ea8f8a8c⋯.jpg (95.66 KB, 578x717, 578:717, d57ad39e116b4a5155e6def1a9….jpg)

>>448376

But it feels super good to wake up well-rested.


 No.448378

File: 3eba1374c32ea80⋯.png (263.07 KB, 257x446, 257:446, Ichigo (132).PNG)

>>448375

You would be surprised.


 No.448379

>>448375

The numbers are in the table and the other rules and explanations are under it.

Heh. Speaking of, I gotta hit the bed. See you Prince.

>>448377

You can do that with six hours too!

Anyways. Good night SD.


 No.448380

File: 3a8e813c899f3af⋯.jpg (918.14 KB, 1254x1770, 209:295, ebe39688d83de5cdae059828c9….jpg)

>>448379

Impossible, I feel always super tired unless I sleep excessively, might just be that my seasonal insomnia has ruined it all for me.

Sleep well Rumours!


 No.448381

File: 049ca70a1c6583c⋯.gif (11.03 MB, 811x541, 811:541, Undertale-фэндомы-Undertal….gif)

>>448378

I guess I shouldn't be. People are weird, unlike me who is a perfectly normal specimen.

>>448379

This is some PhD level stuff.

But a fair bit of reading like I said, just been kinda skimming through it but should probably do a proper read.

I envy your stamina, I have been getting like 4-5 hours of sleep lately and I wanna cut back on coffee as well x_x

But good night Rumrum, hope you sleep well.


 No.448382

File: d64b648a317cd38⋯.png (132.57 KB, 500x523, 500:523, fdssdf.png)

>>448353

no you shut up


 No.448383

File: 52c5c7946044927⋯.png (671.17 KB, 1133x637, 1133:637, Ichigo (79).PNG)

>>448381

LOL okay

>>448382

Nah, I won't sorry


 No.448384

File: afbd2f18f709210⋯.png (221.74 KB, 900x623, 900:623, D6F-XqfWkAAOAD0.png)

>>448383

geez fine then

i'll shut up


 No.448385

File: 37ad62dd284f4cc⋯.jpg (141.16 KB, 700x988, 175:247, aba197e3189692c9958c56c9e1….jpg)


 No.448386

File: 8500a621bf0010f⋯.png (832.74 KB, 1035x440, 207:88, Ichigo (148).PNG)

>>448384

Good, you admit defeat. I'll take that as a sign of loyalty :3

>>448385

Demon/10


 No.448387

File: b8c28b143636364⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1324x1324, 1:1, b8c28b1436363645221e85780b….png)

>>448386

Did you listen to the 2 previous songs I linked?


 No.448388

>>448387

Nah I've played this like 3 times in a row

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8


 No.448389

File: c7c1f25185cec9c⋯.jpg (138.06 KB, 1200x1054, 600:527, Dh6Xq93UEAEdfQ9.jpg)

>>448386

well thats cute


 No.448390

File: aa1e628758f8c90⋯.jpg (89.82 KB, 1024x1365, 1024:1365, a68cfd7c4b3b18147d0b5ae759….jpg)


 No.448391

>>448389

Soy yo

>>448390

Sez u


 No.448392

File: 697bd9fab0bd97b⋯.png (127.19 KB, 420x609, 20:29, D6264ExW0AMXZQu.png)

>>448391

Yes me


 No.448393

File: 2dbb2c9df4df140⋯.jpg (1.85 MB, 1453x1612, 1453:1612, f665f38605d1f6a558efbdf100….jpg)


 No.448394

>>448392

I said "I am me" in Spanish but you clearly suck ass at it

>>448393

Nope


 No.448395

File: c6b0ab70bc95236⋯.png (217.19 KB, 444x555, 4:5, tty.png)

>>448394

i thought you were speaking gibberish


 No.448396

File: 5aac3db1717296e⋯.jpg (936 KB, 1400x1050, 4:3, c7e25c7fa74e75d0aefab5daf4….jpg)

>>448394

Not even if I told you that the guitarist took his own life after producing that masterpiece?


 No.448397

File: 79c3d021c5de2d7⋯.png (703.64 KB, 678x602, 339:301, Ichigo (59).PNG)

>>448395

Speak more languages

>>448396

Nah.


 No.448398

File: 02bec5fb7f7cf35⋯.jpg (260.53 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, 0c4008d3b4a40a35458468ef8c….jpg)

>>448397

Wow, rude.


 No.448399

File: f435aa5c2994f96⋯.png (664.38 KB, 593x637, 593:637, Ichigo (223).PNG)

>>448398

Deal with it.


 No.448400

File: fec7911b0d9d7d5⋯.png (122.67 KB, 700x675, 28:27, edaf1d61b2b521aa0ce950fad4….png)

>>448399

No rude.


 No.448401

File: 4cb07290a0051b2⋯.png (394.52 KB, 472x571, 472:571, Ichigo (266).png)

>>448400

Deal with it pussy


 No.448402

File: 86f32bdf3d4b8f3⋯.jpg (82.41 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, DqSZkpkX0AA-9-F.jpg)

>>448397

no im american i dont have too


 No.448403

File: 5b48c47b83353ab⋯.png (299.55 KB, 342x407, 342:407, Ichigo (260).PNG)

>>448402

I'm American too, I live in Cali and I speak Spanish

Get with the times idiot


 No.448404

File: b8a67163df87be1⋯.jpg (394.72 KB, 700x861, 100:123, c8b1d60b775ff9e6a856524f5a….jpg)

>>448401

No bully, I want the kind Colbs back.


 No.448405

File: dcc4ff16ccc3930⋯.jpg (70.14 KB, 1000x840, 25:21, D08eVwxXgAAst1n.jpg)

>>448403

no faggot

just becasue you're a giant cuck who learns a second speaking thingy doesn't mean i have too

i live in oregon

its a better cali

getting with the times is something normal functioning people which i am neither


 No.448406

File: 04a10d0392e2008⋯.png (492.14 KB, 352x626, 176:313, Ichigo (189).PNG)

>>448404

I am always the kind Colbs, you just test my patience.


 No.448407

File: 054079a3cb39370⋯.jpg (2.1 MB, 2000x2600, 10:13, pout8.jpg)

>>448406

Lies, you get into the mean Colbs phase whenever you drink!


 No.448408

File: 0dadf20cf495ff7⋯.png (217.55 KB, 235x471, 235:471, Ichigo (256).PNG)

>>448405

Hah you're adorable

You think setting yourself back and being less competent overall is good… oh dear. I'll help you grow as a person if you want, otherwise it'll be fun to watch you fail


 No.448409

File: aa1718b62fb293e⋯.png (533.36 KB, 509x635, 509:635, Ichigo (201).PNG)

>>448407

Not true, it is all about how you approach me.

In fairness, you have a fairly neutral approach which throws me off guard most of the time

You should try being more neutral or friendly, that is what I respond to


 No.448410

File: 27e79e358789239⋯.png (84.09 KB, 870x1160, 3:4, jhg.png)

>>448408

not litterally

just in a playful pretending to be retarded kind of way


 No.448411

File: 5e819e281ae875a⋯.png (366.85 KB, 316x524, 79:131, Ichigo (133).PNG)

>>448410

>pretending to be retarded

..oh dear I think you might actually be that way.


 No.448412

File: 7bca9c3b55d0066⋯.jpg (182.03 KB, 640x749, 640:749, ff0e68fdf7661aec9c0ee8bbb6….jpg)

>>448409

I'm fairly sure you're more kind when you're not drunk!

Well, I can set it to anything, it's the perk of not having a real personality.


 No.448413

File: 1e5911c3a9c0c91⋯.png (556.9 KB, 526x622, 263:311, Ichigo (239).PNG)

>>448412

Not true.

>not having a real personality

Shut up SD, you have a personality.


 No.448414

File: afbd2f18f709210⋯.png (221.74 KB, 900x623, 900:623, D6F-XqfWkAAOAD0.png)

>>448411

you're not wrong

but i dont actually thing knowing different languages is dumb


 No.448415

File: 21a3ace90862faf⋯.jpg (639.24 KB, 579x706, 579:706, fb2426c4b9db93791ddbbee4bb….jpg)


 No.448416

File: f2bd0f5662807d6⋯.png (115.48 KB, 147x345, 49:115, Ichigo (135).PNG)

>>448414

Knowing different language is important when the world is so easily interconnected

>>448415

Truths.


 No.448417

File: 3d4853d1b6eb159⋯.jpg (19.23 KB, 280x325, 56:65, Dyvm0t0XcAAeolV.jpg)

>>448416

its on the list of things im getting too eventually


 No.448418

or never getting too idk who knows


 No.448419

File: fb2e86772371fc6⋯.jpg (111.56 KB, 568x800, 71:100, c714b6bc32ac2fe2cbcc5d0200….jpg)

>>448416

All. Lies.


 No.448420

>>448419

Tell me on the board that matters, loser


 No.448421

File: 8f42204d7a50384⋯.jpg (76.44 KB, 800x906, 400:453, steenee_by_sol_lar_bink_da….jpg)

>>448417

I'll help you learn Spanish Chijo, if you want to call someone a faggot just say "Joto" or "Maricon"


 No.448422

File: 8511c6a9d2d3bc3⋯.jpg (114.05 KB, 374x545, 374:545, f385aaefbb06596c6e1bbaf8c1….jpg)

>>448420

No, you.

>>448421

"Pendejo."


 No.448423

>>448420

you're a fucking joto


 No.448424

>>448421

thanks mexico that helped


 No.448425

Yo soy Principe.


 No.448426

File: 164767fbf7c0b9d⋯.jpeg (21.08 KB, 384x384, 1:1, images - 2019-05-06T20363….jpeg)

>>448424

No problem.

Heres another one for free:

If you want to say "shut your mouth fucking retard" use "callate el hocico pinche retrasado"


 No.448427

File: 4b4a8cd9ab6e5c3⋯.jpg (90.37 KB, 1000x950, 20:19, D2jm6VgXgAAg7Zl.jpg)

>>448426

i'll be fluent in no time


 No.448428

File: f67aad901a204d8⋯.png (163.8 KB, 1000x900, 10:9, eds.png)

i forgot what the other circlejerk boards are besides lewd and animus i used to knew a few


 No.448429

okay i remember two dead ones


 No.448430

File: 65dc38140586c07⋯.jpg (31.97 KB, 220x300, 11:15, blogger-image-456380739.jpg)

By the way, did you guys heard that two VICE reporters broke into Jim's house? Apparently they are now in police custody


 No.448431

File: 369e1fb76de8e71⋯.png (1.52 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ;ojlmm.png)

>>448430

yes i did lol


 No.448432

File: 54f6f72cfb2b531⋯.jpg (12.35 KB, 250x250, 1:1, qk3FsdFJ_400x400.jpg)

Bet those retards were expecting 80TB of CP but instead found 197TB of tile patterns and pictures of Jim's pigs wearing funny hats


 No.448433

File: 9b0cb79a2240eda⋯.png (228.49 KB, 508x321, 508:321, D0fvgQbU0AAcGUp.png)

>>448432

lol well the got arrested


 No.448435

>>448430

Haven't and can't find anything on it

>>448428

aneki (dead) and imouto


 No.448436

>>448435

thanks i knew i was forgetting a few


 No.448437

File: a164bf2cb6127fc⋯.jpg (356.88 KB, 595x641, 595:641, IMG_20190518_164559.jpg)


 No.448438

File: efed3a5784c6243⋯.png (56.27 KB, 1844x955, 1844:955, D0gHLEfWoAEtt8J.png)

banned form cuckchan again


 No.448440

Banned from drinking again


 No.448442

>>448441

posted nsfw on sfw board

cant have any fun anymore


 No.448444

File: da2efca2708c738⋯.png (29.12 KB, 500x500, 1:1, DoTWr2YXUAAzG2s.png)

>>448443

no


 No.448445


 No.448446

>>448441

i was ranged banned for 2 but i changed isps

now that im unbanned i dont really want to go back whole reason i came here in the first place is cause i was banned from there


 No.448447

>>448446

I've changed ISPs, it's a ban on my entire town/area


 No.448448

>>448445

because drinking isn't a good thing! i just got too drunk and lots of cringe

but eh. if i get proper drunk like yesterday couple times a year i think it's ok.


 No.448449

>>448448

Yes it is.


 No.448450

File: 69a90fb2d43d637⋯.jpg (3.55 KB, 76x246, 38:123, ss (2015-12-02 at 09.20.02….jpg)

imagine thinking journalists have these kinda rights.


 No.448451

File: fb0becf2e481703⋯.png (643.66 KB, 700x800, 7:8, D660PJzV4AASycJ.png)

Bleh


 No.448452

File: eaeb7081abe3ade⋯.gif (771.24 KB, 400x225, 16:9, eaeb7081abe3ade61975eed405….gif)


 No.448453

File: 523bf75efd1dcb7⋯.jpg (232.13 KB, 700x1232, 25:44, sleep.jpg)

Bad idea to set an alarm when you dont need it


 No.448454

File: afbd2f18f709210⋯.png (221.74 KB, 900x623, 900:623, D6F-XqfWkAAOAD0.png)

>>448452

good afternoonn

>>448453

yea terrible idea lol


 No.448455

File: 9da5a9dfa3f5a2d⋯.png (57.4 KB, 500x571, 500:571, 9da5a9dfa3f5a2d3cb2572c28b….png)

>>448454

Good morning

What the frick is this pic?


 No.448456

File: cf1ed640785b969⋯.jpg (66.56 KB, 1000x500, 2:1, _dddda.jpg)

>>448455

Good morning

Idk but it's super cute


 No.448457

File: 6cb0cfad050fe3f⋯.jpg (139.17 KB, 850x1115, 170:223, 28de0b7f3d0395e132182f385b….jpg)

>>448456

His neck looks like a young tree branch and his face is a void? What does it mean and why is it cute?

>>448453

I just fell asleep yesterday, but if I can remember right you wanted to tell me some more lewd stuff


 No.448458

File: f45ec1294459cfc⋯.jpeg (153.78 KB, 868x1302, 2:3, D68HsNtV4AEw1-Q.jpeg)

>>448457

I know right

Idk the girl is cute and her love for it is cute


 No.448459

File: 4912ca3714bbda7⋯.png (992.19 KB, 904x1200, 113:150, фэндомы-Undertale-Undertal….png)

>>448454

Then like 4 hours of sleep, real exciting life I live.

>>448457

Hm was I? I might need a memory refresh.


 No.448460

File: c74057267aadc21⋯.jpeg (151.4 KB, 1300x1400, 13:14, D5Qjcc8WwAEqDRp.jpeg)

>>448459

I love sleep

Only four hours if sleep is painful


 No.448461

File: c7e0af7a605764b⋯.jpeg (506.21 KB, 873x1200, 291:400, d0f1d65656f7435cbb6d845f5….jpeg)

>>448458

Yea the girl is cute agreed but what makes the pic weird is the strange boy. I guess I'll just have to guess if you don't know.

>>448459

Idk you wanted to tell me what sort of pervy stuff else you are into. I think you mentioned something a few days ago about horsedicks and body fluids, that was lewd,but not enough for me~


 No.448462

File: c7c1f25185cec9c⋯.jpg (138.06 KB, 1200x1054, 600:527, Dh6Xq93UEAEdfQ9.jpg)

>>448461

Gloomin has never draw a guy so idk

Think I'm just a sucker for lovey stuff


 No.448463

So I just learned what mocaine is


 No.448464

File: 28a0322986af2a6⋯.jpg (72.8 KB, 601x336, 601:336, soranowoto5.jpg)

>>448461

why's she blushing so much?


 No.448465

File: 79ce174d1af7d90⋯.jpg (163.29 KB, 850x739, 850:739, 79ce174d1af7d90837ab32a7bd….jpg)

>>448462

Well then girl whatever. There aren't really clues to identify her in the image (no face no tiddies no dress). Also *cute lewd** image

>>448464

I don't know.imagine yourself being in such a position, wouldn't you blush a bit too~


 No.448466

File: 3de813a4acc0a1b⋯.jpg (452.57 KB, 620x874, 310:437, Undertale.full.2025608.jpg)

>>448460

Sleep is meh for me right now.

>>448461

Maaaybe.

Yeah I mentioned those two, I like them.

>For me Jeez than what the heck do you like then

But whats in it for me saying what I like


 No.448467

File: 73070776c24ab39⋯.jpg (134.1 KB, 504x960, 21:40, 1557294133391.jpg)

>>448465

Well its wearing the same dress the other girl. Which cure lewd image


 No.448468

>>448466

Understandable. Hopefully you can get good sleep one of these days


 No.448469

File: 9b8270917d4cabb⋯.png (1.8 MB, 1389x1900, 1389:1900, a441c90aeee929c8e374e5437e….png)

>>448466

What do I like? you mean what I'd like to do to you~ I thought I said it allready to an extend

Not much I belive, that I can offer and I cant force you because you are on another continent

>>448467

Well she is sucking a postickle like a slut~ no but in a cute lewd way


 No.448470

File: 8ff976bae1c8422⋯.jpg (103.06 KB, 1166x739, 1166:739, 1516558267797.jpg)

>>448465

probably not, I have no gag reflex, I've jammed a banana so far down my throat before that my esophagus cut off the tip before I pulled it out.


 No.448471

File: ca4a9beaacf7fdc⋯.jpg (134.34 KB, 850x601, 850:601, 5ddf9c712e053d18f4c53ffec6….jpg)

>>448470

That's kinda hot~ still, it's a pretty lewd act and the taste and smell probably would do it too.


 No.448472

File: f02862c7669f56f⋯.jpeg (339.97 KB, 600x900, 2:3, f14679fd28b25be4c154397af….jpeg)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn gotta wake up early so good night lewdies


 No.448473

File: 1896c6e22560513⋯.gif (326.42 KB, 463x387, 463:387, roll.gif)

>>448472

Went to take a bath, now I don't have to post my stuff and get judged by everyone.

Later.


 No.448474

File: 2d608a8f98bbd71⋯.jpeg (142.96 KB, 1250x1100, 25:22, D4nG4AQXsAEols3.jpeg)

>>448469

Oh lol I guess

>>448472

Sleep well


 No.448475

File: bb9320bea2f00d6⋯.jpg (44.82 KB, 614x768, 307:384, 6zqh6pU.jpg)

I need to find something new to watch that isn't currently airing.


 No.448478

File: c35882b99e3784f⋯.png (3.8 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1468324302250.png)

do the willy suck on me.


 No.448480

What's up everyone, had a nice Sunday?


 No.448482

File: e3321d14f9fa171⋯.jpeg (100.2 KB, 1050x950, 21:19, D4iNJShWsAIg6u0.jpeg)

I'm just laying in bed

Being a creep


 No.448483

File: 8f42204d7a50384⋯.jpg (76.44 KB, 800x906, 400:453, steenee_by_sol_lar_bink_da….jpg)

Don't we all


 No.448484

File: 104e390ab93fb4d⋯.jpeg (123.64 KB, 1100x1300, 11:13, D4t181YW0AAOX-t.jpeg)

>>448483

I have no clue lol

I'm just mentally running in circles


 No.448485

File: ef4bfca11f92046⋯.jpg (12.59 KB, 210x240, 7:8, mallows-steenee-pokemon-88….jpg)

Getting any close to the goal?


 No.448486

File: ccb0a4b24f76e9a⋯.jpeg (103.5 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, D4jXk7hXkAARO0M.jpeg)

>>448485

I have no ideaand I passed out


 No.448487

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.448488

Bleh


 No.448489

>>448475

Zombieland saga


 No.448490

File: ed02630d5c4af1e⋯.jpg (159.92 KB, 1228x1500, 307:375, D7AHYRVUYAA00C8.jpg large.jpg)

@REMOURy


 No.448491

>>448490

identify


 No.448492

File: 1a34ebfb3c18761⋯.jpg (95.82 KB, 963x963, 1:1, ss (2014-10-09 at 07.21.26….jpg)


 No.448493

I hate waking up


 No.448494

File: 80d76450eb81e64⋯.png (211.98 KB, 634x881, 634:881, 80d76450eb81e646005122e092….png)

wake down then


 No.448495

File: 10a50d9acade7f7⋯.jpg (598.13 KB, 2118x3006, 353:501, 10a50d9acade7f74d78f3340a4….jpg)

ass


 No.448496

Rather take an infinite dirt nap


 No.448497

File: 3fae28b5a79d9ad⋯.gif (182.21 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 3fae28b5a79d9ad7c86a9d2d2a….gif)

and milkers


 No.448498

File: 472d3fea4367f30⋯.png (4.91 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 472d3fea4367f30a4be1d1ae5f….png)

infinite ur inflation.


 No.448499

File: c3f33f02fdc4019⋯.jpg (86.38 KB, 850x713, 850:713, b39049e8b0502325eaf7aa9ec7….jpg)

>>448496

Take a nap on my lap and let me pet~ you


 No.448500

File: 26d8fc9b2eb8c4d⋯.png (1023.92 KB, 821x647, 821:647, METTATON-EX-Undertale-перс….png)

What?

>>448499

Never done that so I cant even like pretend


 No.448501

File: 9a4733f384044f5⋯.png (14.9 KB, 177x176, 177:176, DmpxmWbW4AUsHs7.png)

>>448493

Waking up today was painful


 No.448502

File: ae0c3e20337de48⋯.jpg (62.84 KB, 1445x923, 1445:923, ss (2016-02-20 at 07.38.07….jpg)

become a nation and gain infinite inflation

EZ bruh


 No.448503

File: 9e51a0d0a95c6f8⋯.jpg (61.34 KB, 850x680, 5:4, 74d1482fcc0f6fdb28972fe461….jpg)

>>448500

Why not, with some imagination? Maybe I'd even go further that petting~


 No.448504

File: dd47339b6ac42b4⋯.jpg (76.23 KB, 1023x836, 93:76, HumanMTT.jpg)

I want a hug from someone specific

>>448501

I agree.

>>448503

Have terrible imagination. What do pets even feel like.

And what would that be?


 No.448505

File: 5b9991373b27842⋯.png (31.22 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Ohayou Spudi!.png)

there's more then enough wolfy spidy to go around there ducky.


 No.448506

File: 069515c50ce82f0⋯.jpg (195.33 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 080b20d73a470aa9d53cbb13a8….jpg)

>>448504

From who? I'm not the one but am still gonna give you a hugu

That sucks I guess

They feel very good from the reactions I've seen so far,

Hard to say, so many things to chose from, but it would most certaily involve some molestation~


 No.448507

File: bae479973726ead⋯.png (905.12 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, a3e5f5757b14308dd13d9ed3eb….png)


 No.448508

File: 8bba75a969dd5f5⋯.png (298.94 KB, 621x1181, 621:1181, Undertale-фэндомы-длиннопо….png)

>>448506

…uhh nobody

Well thanks I guess.

Idk I've just never felt the need to imagine things.

Well thats nice, petting sounds good then.

perv


 No.448509

File: 273e7b63e41a209⋯.jpg (151.09 KB, 1000x1429, 1000:1429, 273e7b63e41a20964aaa488869….jpg)

>>448507

Hot rare ocasion someone else than me lewdposts. Impressive, very nice Also me on the left~

>>448508

Do tell.

Why not? I imagine things all the time, it's great especially, but not exclusively, for lewd things

Ok get your pettings then pet pet

Robots need lewds too~


 No.448510

File: a2c37d548ace78e⋯.jpeg (151.92 KB, 600x1071, 200:357, Undertale-фэндомы-Mettato….jpeg)

>>448509

I can't. Idk stay here and you'll probably figure it out cause I'm a fuckin idiot

I feel like imagining things just sets you up to be disappointed. I don't really imagine lewd things anymore.

Just watch the hair.

Do they really, I wouldn't say so!


 No.448511

File: e1896bda2b20f38⋯.jpg (127.35 KB, 601x800, 601:800, 74679479_p3.jpg)

>>448509

im just bored


 No.448512

File: b9beccf110fd961⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1500x1421, 1500:1421, b9beccf110fd9618e4dac8b082….png)

>>448510

You can. Tell me now or never

Well some things you can only imagine, what about them? I don't know I imagine things a lot and sometimes I am disappointed but more often I am suprised in a good way.

The more advanced and sophisicated, absolutely, it can even be argued that they need more than humans

>>448511

Maybe you should be bored more often~


 No.448513

File: 63387308cf83fcf⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 3641x4400, 331:400, 70370513_p1.jpg)

>>448512

about to not have a computer anymore so probably will lol


 No.448514

File: 400e4ca8544d043⋯.png (170.4 KB, 443x682, 443:682, 039b71e0fe06dc99eccc7a1cf1….png)

>>448513

Why not? That's good and bad at the same time I guess


 No.448515

File: 556a9e7e93880a9⋯.jpg (88.86 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 39cef01e577a21ab875fb6dcad….jpg)

>>448514

because im using my moms computer and she wants it back


 No.448516

File: 3cd8076537a949a⋯.jpg (317.22 KB, 869x1228, 869:1228, 96b748d14cb8446d24c6bbb540….jpg)

>>448515

Rude.

Maybe you just need to beat her :^)


 No.448517

File: f7ca2174c3b6314⋯.png (611.99 KB, 560x792, 70:99, Undertale-фэндомы-Toriel-U….png)

>>448512

Never I guess cause I dont want to upset him

Well that is true, in which case imagination is kinda good.

I'm just disappointed because I ask for too much seemingly.

Guess so

>tfw not a qt robot

Nice pic there though.


 No.448518

File: e2c7c2bbb7feb42⋯.jpg (251.42 KB, 1280x1592, 160:199, 1527405770884.jpg)

>>448516

lol yeah if i wanna be homeless again


 No.448519

File: 736001324593173⋯.jpg (388.44 KB, 602x1000, 301:500, 25311a6a52e9333ce5c29ffccc….jpg)

>>448517

Whatever.

If you do you still have you imagination to resort too after

But you are a qt robot~

>>448518

okay then maybe do something lewd, or something to impress her? is your mum hot? Just asking for a friend


 No.448520

File: 4f9b4098931856a⋯.jpg (64.71 KB, 683x1087, 683:1087, 1558240583563.jpg)

>>448519

im just going to pretend you didnt say that


 No.448521

File: 25d50b77cd7e8d7⋯.png (197.83 KB, 500x628, 125:157, 2865093 - Mettaton_EX Punp….png)

>>448519

Well sure but I feel like these things require more than just imagination, at least to me.

Certainly feel like a robot but not a qt one!


 No.448522

File: b16e331c1e5a69b⋯.jpg (481.68 KB, 814x600, 407:300, 2d21a1e250ea6f2457231a4599….jpg)

>>448520

What the first the second or both?

>>448521

I can give you that~

I think you are qt for once I only know your postings but they are cute in a way so I imagine you cute. The image of you in my head is cute


 No.448523

File: 9c0c98b80d0c177⋯.jpg (1.74 MB, 3250x2825, 130:113, fdg.jpg)

>>448522

both incest is groody and no my mom isn't attractive its gross to even answer that


 No.448524

File: 28a13badfbeb546⋯.png (886.6 KB, 900x600, 3:2, 54593041_p0.png)

>>448522

Really?

Hah, for once.

Well thank you I suppose, nobody really calls me cute

And what image is that?


 No.448525

File: 472d3fea4367f30⋯.png (4.91 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 472d3fea4367f30a4be1d1ae5f….png)

hey bby pls let me erp u ok?


 No.448526

File: f8d796958a3e914⋯.jpg (38.59 KB, 600x594, 100:99, 34bzsP8.jpg)

>>448489

I actually watched that while it aired! Was very good, so good in fact, that I could forgive the CGI dance sequences. You did remind me that I need to get around to watching Gakkougurashi! though.


 No.448527

File: 1df54b1ad1789de⋯.png (802.81 KB, 924x959, 132:137, 45d7cc9e02d6b5b4ffe88342ff….png)

>>448523

Ok I'll stop with your mum

Thats a hot pic btw how did she do it though?

>tfw not getting this as new years present

>>448524

Yep. Well you have to do your part too~

I don't know really, not like an 2d image I'd say. I just construct these abstract images of people I interact with, but I think everybody does that in a way. The image of you is rather vague, idk much about you but it is cute


 No.448528

File: 9039d7f6c3eab5c⋯.jpg (126.98 KB, 800x954, 400:477, 984304d8cdf6cba6a2c489486e….jpg)

>>448527

And what is my part exactly?

Ooh I see. I don't do that.

Maybe influenced by the fact that I post Mettaton a lot? I'm not cute like him

Also I'll brb, shower time

>that pic

Stuffed pumpkin.


 No.448529

File: 7ab6e44e580c1a9⋯.jpg (848.36 KB, 850x1214, 425:607, 449406a55828518e243dae6acb….jpg)

>>448528

making cute noises, for starters

Yea maybe that plays a part in it, but thats only a part the rest is posting, text, words.

lewd shower~

somone wants to be stuffed like that hmm~?


 No.448530

File: de4e92320405544⋯.jpg (3.13 MB, 1827x2560, 1827:2560, 69622574_p0.jpg)

>>448527

Good question she probably got a friend to help


 No.448531

File: 1d477bae4daabc9⋯.jpeg (140.9 KB, 811x551, 811:551, undermafia-Undertale-AU-U….jpeg)

>>448529

But my noises aren't very cute I'd say

I feel like my posts are kinda awkward, especially when it comes to stuff like this.

Wasn't very lewd, but since I ran out of body wash I've been using bar soap again. And it slipped out of my hand so wew

Maaybe, I can't say, would that be enjoyable?


 No.448532

File: fe7e9e126194bbd⋯.jpg (245.35 KB, 850x1095, 170:219, off.jpg)

>>448530

>not lying beneath her so I can get a 3some

smh

>>448531

I'd have to judge that, but we allready discussed that kind of.

Maybe they are, at least they aren't boring

Oh so you had to pick up the soap. Too bad noone was there to take advantage~

For me? For you? yes~ YES

Anyways I'm off for today gnight lewdies or whatever


 No.448533

File: c8721d678077c78⋯.jpg (539.71 KB, 747x1200, 249:400, 74522575_p1.jpg)

>>448532

It's more special that way though


 No.448534

File: 7a2cb68a322bd49⋯.jpg (167.03 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tumblr_nwfrini7PH1ti0pe9o1….jpg)

>>448532

I posted some vocaroos of my crappy voice a while back, not doing that again for reasons.

Well that's good then.

Yeah I mooned the shower ghosts

For me I think, I know it'd be for you ya big perv

See you.


 No.448535

File: bc3a1ca7caf1a27⋯.jpg (111.77 KB, 462x529, 462:529, 74750558_p0.jpg)

hey prince

>>448532

Goodnight

Hopefully you feel a bit better tomorrow


 No.448536

File: 462d271f6111205⋯.jpg (205.85 KB, 713x1200, 713:1200, 59616231_p12_master1200.jpg)

Hi Chijo


 No.448537

File: afbd2f18f709210⋯.png (221.74 KB, 900x623, 900:623, D6F-XqfWkAAOAD0.png)

you're gay<3

Really though what's up

I'm thinking about reading a book


 No.448538

File: 4ce18a7b6892134⋯.jpg (37.14 KB, 896x628, 224:157, ss (2016-01-01 at 11.40.26….jpg)

I'mma be wreal wih choo bby, I'm only 'ere fo dat sweet erp.


 No.448539

File: 0b2924cde6ca144⋯.png (745.59 KB, 850x1191, 850:1191, tumblr_nvg934FfWo1unqh1ko1….png)

Won't deny that x:

Just kinda feel lonely today is all, feel like I said something wrong on discord even though I didn't.

I'm thinking if I should eat today because I think I ate too much yesterday.

What book?


 No.448540

File: 51ba0276eb0fd98⋯.jpg (6.01 KB, 143x89, 143:89, 1459612305671 - Copy.jpg)

come on over to mine tomorrow and I'll feed you a stew.


 No.448541

File: e01cb9e1184f38b⋯.jpeg (71.36 KB, 617x715, 617:715, D7CbpZmX4AA1cgZ.jpeg)

same

I get that. My friend just pushed coming over another week it's really whatever though and I need to go downtown anyways so I'll see him sometime this week I'll probably go tomorrow in fact.

Could I add you discord if no its okay

Midnight at the well of souls. It's the first in like seven books


 No.448543

File: 295c934a63aa263⋯.png (6.94 MB, 2500x3200, 25:32, фэндомы-Undertale-Undertal….png)

Only if it's accompanied by hardtack.

>>448541

Yay

Ah I see, good thing about being me is I never have anyone come over. Unless it's family or something. Hope it goes alright though.

You could, I'm alright with that.

I see, some science fiction it seems. I like that.

Need to read more books here feel like a huge brainlet.


 No.448544

File: 16f7b33fffaddd9⋯.jpeg (107.02 KB, 1115x1039, 1115:1039, D6tnHpsWsAUwtl-.jpeg)

>>448543

Having a place of your own does sound really nice.

I don't know your discord but mine is Chijo#8420

It's pretty good so far. I learned about it through a song lol I also should read more


 No.448545

File: 1156c01ae4075c2⋯.png (1.93 MB, 2048x2848, 64:89, metta_and_ton_with_mettato….png)

>>448544

I'm a NEET lul

I'll send you an invite, same name as on here.

I've unironically read a few of the Twilight books, ooh what song?

Speaking of songs it feels super great when you finally discover the source of a song sample.


 No.448546

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>448545

Yeah lol same name everywhere cause fuck it

This song

I like bill sutton

I've never cared for vampires surprisingly enough. That is a good feeling


 No.448547

File: c72bddc5abfb519⋯.png (1.33 MB, 845x1417, 65:109, mettaton_speedpaint_by_cry….png)

>>448546

But my other profiles don't show up if you search this name, super proud of it.

Ah neat song. That thumbnail just reminded me of that blue swede song again reeeee.

OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk

Vampires are… decent. I've lost interest in recent years.

It is, especially when it's a super obscure 50's song.


 No.448548

File: fc8637c9eb78552⋯.jpg (649.25 KB, 1200x1393, 1200:1393, 74515956_p2.jpg)

>>448547

Lol Idk I don't think I really care about those things

Lmao

I like it. It's also hard when you're trying to find obscure EDM songs


 No.448549

File: c648d428f68647c⋯.png (243.43 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, human_mettaton_by_addy_ken….png)

>>448548

I just have some profiles on questionable sites but it probably doesnt matter anyway.

Song has been stuck in my head for days now. I only watched GOTG because of Batista, but it turned out to be alright.

I don't listen to a lot of EDM.

Though I kinda want to.

Cute pic!


 No.448551

whats with you and mettaton


 No.448552

File: f7e083c3bf857ff⋯.webm (15.76 MB, 606x1080, 101:180, brave cats.webmhd.webm)

Two brave bois out on an adventure.


 No.448553

File: 790f06289b8e294⋯.png (259.43 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 57451663_p0.png)

>>448551

My husbando tbh

But just my avatar I suppose.

>>448552

>Runs away when it hears noises

Me irl


 No.448554

File: f7960dd069bfee4⋯.jpg (58.65 KB, 300x300, 1:1, sk1426890960192.jpg)

>>448553

Both of them are very nervous about being outside! It makes sense for the big fluffy Tony, since he's been an inside cat for almost two years now, but the black cat used to be an outside cat just a couple of months ago, and stil he's terrified just being on the veranda.


 No.448555

File: 51290799f487ca6⋯.png (404.4 KB, 800x1030, 80:103, mettaton_by_ayakashi_san-d….png)

>>448554

Ah I see. That's not what I imagine norway looking like.

Are they both males?


 No.448556

File: 5f4598493bab163⋯.jpg (1.11 MB, 1737x2456, 1737:2456, 74289947_p0.jpg)

>>448549

Oh that makes sense

Idk it's mostly stuff I find in webms that I like haha and lot of it ends up being Russian or around that general area.

>>448552

>>448554

Aw that's adorable. My always seemed to love going outside since day one. He's more scared of the sound plastic bags make lol


 No.448557

File: f82e88471f75c64⋯.png (184.49 KB, 390x390, 1:1, sk1426890959417.png)

>>448555

Well I mean, the only thing you can see there is some early spring grass.

They are! And that is a bit of an issue, they've both gotten a few new notches in their ears since the black cat got here. Sooo the black cat will be going back to the animal shelter at some point.

>>448556

Plastic bags are terrifying to both of them! And the big fluffy one lived outside and survived via hunting for several years, he's just become a huge pussy after being an inside cat for a while. I wish he could go outside, but he is POZZED. As is the other cat, which is why the animal shelter sent him here


 No.448558

File: 48ac1576112b5db⋯.jpg (551.09 KB, 663x1030, 663:1030, tumblr_o3u1gqcyaR1saw2yeo1….jpg)

File: b77f107ca3441d8⋯.webm (2.95 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Mad Vlad.webm)

>>448557

I imagined it more frozen :^) but yeah thats true.

Wish I'd taken some pictures of the bunny I helped last year, oh well.

They're both adorable!

>>448556

Did you say Russian?


 No.448559

File: 7bd8162af883b0d⋯.png (12.48 KB, 350x350, 1:1, sk1426890960035.png)

>>448558

Well, you can tell the story of the bunny you helped, at least!

They are adorable, but the black one is a bit of a sourpuss, pardon the pun, so it's a bit stressful for the very gentle Tony to live with him


 No.448560

File: 3284bd5fb66b735⋯.png (1.06 MB, 2400x2000, 6:5, Mettaton-Undertale-персона….png)

>>448559

Well basically I found the poor thing stray near where I live, was pretty dark so I took him in!

Kept him for like a week and a half but nobody came searching for it :(

But eventually we took him to the shelter because no pets allowed here.

Ooh doesn't play well with the other cat?


 No.448561

File: 6e4eb5b284fe7b3⋯.png (294.02 KB, 526x526, 1:1, sk1426890959623.png)

>>448560

J-jeez. I hope it wasn't just killed, at least.

Tony plays very well with the black cat, but the favour is not returned! The black cat is apparently used to some rough treatment (he used to live with a crazy cat lady), so he assumes the worst whenever Tony even just walks past him.


 No.448562

File: 457341f6614d067⋯.jpg (138.65 KB, 1200x1028, 300:257, Banana.jpg)

>>448561

Don't think so. I would've kept him if I could.

Ahh I see. Cat ladies apparently are not restricted to a certain country!

Is he also like that to people?


 No.448563

File: e75feb8eb3c0559⋯.png (100.26 KB, 248x248, 1:1, sk1426890959483.png)

>>448562

I've just heard bad stuff about American animal shelters, is all.

Oh no, not at all, this woman had about 15 cats, whereof a good few just had to be put down, and basically the rest had FIV.

Not at all, he absolutely adores every human in the world! The first time I saw him, his previous owner just handed him over to me within ten seconds, and he immediately started purring. And when my mum visited, I could just place him on the couch next to her and he immediately rubbed against her. He is just, weirdly, skeptical regarding other cats!


 No.448564

File: 0501f6b6727d86f⋯.jpeg (960.53 KB, 849x1132, 3:4, METTATON-EX-Undertale-пер….jpeg)

>>448563

The one I went to was nice, I think.

Oof I see, always sad when animals have to be put down.

Oh well that's good then, I like cats but they don't seem to like me apparently, which makes me kinda sad.

Those other cats must've been mean to him then.


 No.448565

File: de9b8474134fda1⋯.jpg (118.45 KB, 700x700, 1:1, sk1426890959821.jpg)

>>448564

That's good, then!

Well, are you more used to dogs? 'Cause my current roommate is, and she just does not at all understand how cats work, because she grew up with dogs. If you try to treat a cat like you'd treat a dog, you'll just freak them out!

It's either that, or that he only trusted his old "tribe", and now he's with a big fluffy weirdo that's like twice his size and autistic.

Anyway, I need to be heading to bed now, it's just passed 4am. So good night!


 No.448566

File: fdf637cf95fbf94⋯.png (3.05 KB, 400x428, 100:107, tumblr_inline_o06wlzWmzT1r….png)

>>448565

No I like them, more than dogs I'd say.

But they're just weird around me, dunno how to explain it.

That too.

>tfw forgetting to make more banners

reeeee

Good night Skandi


 No.448567

File: d9d035f394b286a⋯.jpeg (111.05 KB, 1100x1100, 1:1, D63kKq1XYAAZqlo.jpeg)

I want to dinner and bs and missed Skandi-sama

>>448558

Was I supposed say no russian?


 No.448568

I meant to try making a banner but also forgot


 No.448569

This looks gay as fuck and so fun

https://m.facebook.com/events/843047049365902/


 No.448570

Need to sneak into canada


 No.448571

Oh dang I don't need to cuz I don't need a passport


 No.448572

File: 95ae2e608570730⋯.webm (2.14 MB, 640x352, 20:11, Slav Alchemy.webm)

>>448567

>dinner

>tfw mom is making me eat lately

reeeee stop i dont wanna eat

russia is an endless source of entertainment

>>448568

I just need to find good banner-worthy pictures


 No.448573

File: 298b54d14d5bb84⋯.jpeg (75.65 KB, 600x849, 200:283, D6xOQquV4AAHkIG.jpeg)

>>448572

I have ideas I just don't know how to make anything beyound shitty mspaint stuff so I gotta learn how to make and edit gifs

My mom is the same way

Russians have great funny bones


 No.448574

File: 7dd9c5b0d105765⋯.png (98.59 KB, 300x184, 75:46, i50b2dluy2z21.png)

>>448573

>>448573

Mine dont usually come out as I envisioned them, and I struggle bringing them down to size ; ;

I mean I am her son, but I reckon Ill be fine if I dont eat one day, I dont deserve food anyways.

They do! And speak a pretty cool language.


 No.448575

File: f0a2f37d53c0cc0⋯.jpg (30.63 KB, 480x465, 32:31, f0a2f37d53c0cc0c1a518b53c0….jpg)

>>448574

>And speak a pretty cool language.

No.

Some insults are cool but, NO.


 No.448576

File: 0cdd7d4026696fc⋯.webm (3.85 MB, 636x360, 53:30, Russian entertainment 2.webm)

>>448575

Russian sounds excellent and they have sexy as fuck accents


 No.448577

File: 954b84d36761abb⋯.mp4 (3.67 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 954b84d36761abb1530cb5ea35….mp4)

>>448576

No. This comes from someone who has been to russia and has russian friends AND speaks some russian


 No.448578

File: 82086094326a449⋯.gif (667.49 KB, 260x195, 4:3, wut.gif)

>>448577

>going to russia

but you're french

>tfw no slav pals


 No.448579

File: 6d5e7fa5947fb7c⋯.jpg (11.44 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 79bd9a2f994accea0e4a2ef231….jpg)

>>448578

It was a student exchange. Someone once made the comparison to niggers, I think this is somwhat accurate, allthough they are not as bad as niggers, more funny. But russian women tryhard to marry out of that shithole by throwing themselfes on western men.


 No.448580

I mean of course the french guy doesn't like how russians sound


 No.448581

>>448578

I use to follow that person on tumblr


 No.448582

File: c1b7b5ef19a3eaa⋯.png (320.57 KB, 633x604, 633:604, weedman.png)

Tbh russian sounds better than french :^)

>>448579

Oh that makes sense.

I think they're alright people, but I've never met a proper russian!

I think women like that exist everywhere

tfw no qt slav bf to whisper sweet vodka things in my ear


 No.448583

>>448581

I made a tumblr account but never got the hang of how to work it, plus less interesting now that they banned adult content.


 No.448584

>>448583

It was kind of boring as fuck even for someone who knew how to use it and even with the adult content and even when it was still good ie before yahoo bought it it was only fun cause of the all the blogs of mentally ill drug addicts but yahoo started banning them so they all went to instagram.


 No.448585

Tumblr used to have a huge sled harming community


 No.448586

Self harming……


 No.448587

You know now that I think about it why were they able to ban them with such efficiency but they couldn't get rid of pedophiles without banning all adult content


 No.448588

And wants even more dumb goru and the like is still allowed


 No.448589

File: 4049fef31dadabc⋯.mp4 (7.42 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Hot Potato.mp4)

>>448580

Wew wow. DO you like them too?

Are you bored again? I hope so~ And do you still have the laptop?

>>448582

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE take that back

Not really, after seing russia I can agree with them on the notion of wanting to live elswhere (mainly in european rich countries like Germany France…).

Lewd


 No.448590

File: 16f7b33fffaddd9⋯.jpeg (107.02 KB, 1115x1039, 1115:1039, D6tnHpsWsAUwtl-.jpeg)

>>448589

Lol yes I do actually

I guess I can post lewd stuff if you want

I do not


 No.448591

File: cdac1b00fc000a8⋯.jpg (66.91 KB, 807x702, 269:234, 1462123093608.jpg)

>>448589

nyet

I wouldn't think russia as too bad of a place to live tbh but I dont know much of that place

What can I say, I love me some european bois


 No.448592

File: dac5ce5f3adce62⋯.jpg (286.38 KB, 931x800, 931:800, dac5ce5f3adce62f5af9b2e7eb….jpg)

>>448590

I always thought americans hated russians most, ok whatever.

I do want absolutely~

>>448591

da

It is, trust me, maybe if you have some land in the countryside it can be good, because the nature is less ravaged than elswehre in the world, but the cities are not nice.

perv ~


 No.448593

File: c058d63dffd0559⋯.png (69.62 KB, 209x240, 209:240, all hail Tsuyu f84.png)

>>448591

From what I understand:

>lots of piss poor people, lots of alcoholism

>lots of homophobia

>corruption on steroids on steroids and all the crime associated with that

>>448592

Isn't that right?


 No.448594

File: 4667a4601b2a782⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 260x237, 260:237, 1463423190496.gif)

File: 2dc180883321215⋯.webm (3.97 MB, 854x364, 61:26, russian entertainment.webm)

I am so bored.

>>448592

Blyatiful

Well I'll take your word for it. I still think their language is the bees knees. Sounds so great in music.

European bois are the best damnit

I'm a pu.re boi and not a perv

>>448593

Ah I see. I've heard of the homophobia over there, not a good place to be if you like penis.

Isnt there like a russian mob too.

brb cancelling my trip to russia.

Also hello.


 No.448595

File: d1256d18c323527⋯.jpg (84.42 KB, 685x712, 685:712, d1256d18c323527b0818e5c689….jpg)

>>448593

hello froggu

Yea, basically what communism left behind, it really is depressing there, even more than in any other city or country. The'll beat homos up if they see them walking outside.

>>448594

I do like some russian music too. What groups or bands do you like?

Well I'll take that as a compliement

I know I am just mocking you~


 No.448596

I fucking hate Frogs but like Slavs.


 No.448597

File: f9233ab8d1fd698⋯.webm (359.04 KB, 560x314, 280:157, me vs life.webm)

>>448595

Russian rap is unironically kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XALLZHKnS_U

Well sure I guess, it was more of a general thing!

I like accents. They're cute.

I don't like being bullied reeeee ; ;


 No.448598

File: 6bfe94083e4b59e⋯.jpg (518.34 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, (you) immodest 15513700418….jpg)

>>448594

Indeed.

That too. And if you drive a truck, you need to take bribe money otherwise the police will harass you and shit.

Hello.

Jesus Christ that webm xwx

>>448595

Heya.

Mhmm, makes sense.

>beat homos

Yeah heard that too. And the police won't do dick about it.


 No.448599

File: b1e04d7458d37f3⋯.jpg (210.77 KB, 899x2048, 899:2048, 39a4d41cbab869b71cdb7146b6….jpg)

>>448597

I do not like that song much but whatever (I like some russian rap though).

One of my favorite bands is Der Golem, very sad and depressing, I like to listen to it when I feel shit sometimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVhqbJy7Bds The singer also killed himself rather soon.

>>448598

These eyes on your frogs kind of creep me out today.


 No.448600

File: 3c7eddf93859a84⋯.jpg (226.8 KB, 840x470, 84:47, awkward Clipboard01.jpg)

>>448599

These are just the average Froppy eyes.


 No.448601

File: 83dc644591a7fab⋯.webm (1.38 MB, 180x320, 9:16, Slavic Shibata.webm)

>tfw was about to post a webm but realized it was porn

ohno.jpg

>>448598

Jeez man, that actually sounds pretty awful.

Truck drivers already have it rough as it is.

Whats up today?

Oh I have more wild ones, need to build up that slav folder.

>>448599

I think it's nice, rap in foreign languages is my favourite.

Currently listening to it, it's pretty good but I wouldn't wanna listen to it a lot as I feel like poop most of the time.

Balancing it out with something more cheerful sounding. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt6_65LDZ60

>killed himself

well that sucks


 No.448602

File: f0add8e146da994⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 250x188, 125:94, 1439256834773.gif)

>>448601

I never listened to that webms audio and just assumed they were slavic holy shit I am an idiot and I bring nothing but shame.


 No.448603

File: 51de72d39d6706c⋯.jpg (1.73 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, image.jpg)

I assume because a slav getting a headbutt


 No.448604

File: 6796acbac54535c⋯.png (418.66 KB, 564x780, 47:65, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4babe6ce175bc6e⋯.webm (485.85 KB, 480x360, 4:3, kill me 1465899641446.webm)

>>448601

Yup. No place to live.

>>448602

Speaking of webms, this one is actually smaller and with sound compared to the gif.


 No.448605

File: ac6fda0d62472cd⋯.png (118.97 KB, 1070x230, 107:23, Screenshot_2019-05-21 (36)….png)

>>448603

I don't even know what it is anymore. stumbled on something from another universe.


 No.448606

File: 4c24944ab43f00e⋯.jpg (83.7 KB, 1388x954, 694:477, ss (2014-09-18 at 07.53.23….jpg)

>>448605

that's been popping up on my end as well. honestly I believe half the shit I get on youtube is due to fucking twats posting shit on here.


 No.448607

File: d39a06dab606369⋯.gif (276.67 KB, 613x626, 613:626, 8f9b024da6469905c618de8fc3….gif)

>>448600

Nah the last two where spooky. This one is fine though.

>>448601

I can really get sucked up into that gloomy drowny mood sometimes.

Ok thanks

Porn? what porn? Post it you perv~


 No.448609

File: f294d16b311a835⋯.jpg (174.84 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, Mettadress.jpg)

brb shower time

>>448604

Unlike the good ole US of A, great place to live.

Ooh thank you, I don't think I have it in Webm form.

Was gonna say how your frog looks kinda wet but she clearly is lmao

>>448606

I only post the highest quality content here.

>>448607

Same here and it kinda shows with certain posts I make bleh

Was nothing just a crappy webm of that semi famous Russian military chick, that I don't know her name


 No.448610

File: 6410efbdc033fbf⋯.jpg (21.25 KB, 288x450, 16:25, blush 123196929-288-k79048….jpg)

>>448607

Alright alright!

>>448609

If you got the money. I guess that would be true in Russia as well though.

Heh, yeah she is. Enjoy your shower.


 No.448611

File: 3837af3ffdb2997⋯.jpg (56.6 KB, 642x900, 107:150, SassyRobot.jpg)

File: ab05de75d5daa2f⋯.jpg (100.82 KB, 500x452, 125:113, coat.jpg)

>>448610

I suppose so, get yourself a nice little plot of land and live very cozy away from the cities and those old apartment blocks.

Googling wet mettaton I was expecting something else, pleasantly surprised!

Also got this coat as a result, I like it, but then I realized I couldn't pull it off ; ;

Shower was enjoyed, thank you.

She looks naked in that pic lul


 No.448613

File: 9841ab455c1f7fb⋯.png (1.1 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>448611

Guess so..

Huh, I see.

Why couldn't you?

Shit I didn't realize that! Adding 'immodest' to the filename.


 No.448614

File: 2376d9c5ab29237⋯.jpg (511.17 KB, 826x1169, 118:167, MBA.jpg)

>>448613

I think those are called commie blocks!

Good results so far.

Feel like it's a bit too eccentric, and my self esteem talking. Looks sweet though.

Weeeell nudity doesn't necessarily have to be immodest, it can be done tastefully at times.


 No.448615

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.448617

File: ff1f5d2d507ddea⋯.jpg (54.87 KB, 500x706, 250:353, byxzm2d4ak5z.jpg)

hmmm, why is the xylophone and it's relatives the instrument of choice for anything involving an archaeological dig.


 No.448618

File: c41bfa1429dfd7c⋯.jpg (132.27 KB, 946x570, 473:285, sleep Clipboard03.jpg)

>>448614

I guess it is a bit eccentric.

That one's not tasteful I don't think. Oh well.

Anyways, imma go to bed in a few.

Good night.


 No.448619

File: fb329a5ceed2268⋯.png (6.43 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 7d65f6e1fb6dd84de0f1358e6e….png)

>>448617

because you've yet to hear the beauty that is the cow bell


 No.448620

File: 4988aafb5a13f8b⋯.png (1.05 MB, 893x1093, 893:1093, Undertale-фэндомы-Mettaton….png)

>>448618

Would make me look like some movie bad guy. I like it.

Guess it isn't, it does look cropped so we'd need to see the full picture.

All I'm saying is not all nudity is bad, let's not be prudes here.

Good night, Rum, sleep well!


 No.448621

File: e1cdf3017338f8b⋯.jpg (85.99 KB, 500x706, 250:353, 0nUwRwc.jpg)

>>448619

The beauty of a meme instrument eh?


 No.448622

File: f03bc41c8490f3d⋯.png (2.31 KB, 300x250, 6:5, netb3jfXyt-10.png)

>>448621

meme me up mommy jim


 No.448623

File: de59d895e43256b⋯.jpg (130.63 KB, 800x952, 100:119, 1f9b0ec4e3a14b788ba5bab587….jpg)

>>448622

I've never even met a percussionist that ironically owns a cowbell lol. I think the last time I saw one of those was in the school band.


 No.448624

File: 4ce18a7b6892134⋯.jpg (37.14 KB, 896x628, 224:157, ss (2016-01-01 at 11.40.26….jpg)

>>448623

depressing times tbh.


 No.448625

File: f66e67e358670b3⋯.png (414.8 KB, 565x768, 565:768, CdjCSUh.png)

Things have just been going too well for the last week or so. Makes me paranoid.


 No.448626

File: 0a8a48cdecfde89⋯.jpg (82.67 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1348221861781.jpg)

dw I'm here to kill you in your sleep.


 No.448627

File: 49ced62be633edf⋯.jpg (301.41 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, toradora_aisakataiga.jpg)

>>448626

>implying somebody who needs an ID to buy a butterknife could kill an American


 No.448628

File: 635968486177b70⋯.png (2.97 KB, 566x388, 283:194, ss (2016-02-29 at 09.45.11….png)

I've a tactical assault gut and I'm not afraid to barp u


 No.448629

>>448628

Yer gonna get arrested for that m8


 No.448630

File: 0f9783330d481d4⋯.png (3.25 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 9468b7298ccf708be3787a77a6….png)

not if I die of a heart attack before that.


 No.448631

File: 21265ab049e40a8⋯.png (118.54 KB, 132x516, 11:43, raid max spider and scorpi….png)

Who would win? One fat spider, or a can of spicy air


 No.448632

File: 040d3e2cf3ed98f⋯.png (43.12 KB, 659x544, 659:544, UHT57ap.png)

I'm sure that's a timely joke which hasn't been told to death at all tbh.


 No.448633

I'll get new material someday, but for now I gotta work with what I got.


 No.448634

File: 2597a44d8ba7f07⋯.png (840 B, 500x250, 2:1, 1468399864241.png)

Oof, just got indirectly insulted there.


 No.448636

File: 77d1d8e6263d74c⋯.jpg (91.58 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, toradora__taiga_chan_kawai….jpg)

I can't wait for Saturdaaaaaay!!!


 No.448637

Why, what's so great about Saturday?


 No.448638

File: 38c878ee7c28174⋯.jpg (123.56 KB, 1024x1638, 512:819, e3cenotdjqoz.jpg)

>>448637

second date with someone.


 No.448639

>>448638

fuckin' gay


 No.448640

File: 649ac95120db64d⋯.png (82.49 KB, 262x262, 1:1, sk1426890959431.png)

>>448638

Cuuute!


 No.448641

File: 07e8045f976019a⋯.png (889.64 KB, 1024x819, 1024:819, V4Hx9Pi.png)

>>448639

its a gril

>>448640

thanks!


 No.448642

>>448641

oh

tripple gay


 No.448643

File: c94fb6842aa3aac⋯.png (218.47 KB, 404x404, 1:1, sk1426890959677.png)

>>448641

What's the plan, then? I've never really conventionally dated anyone, the first time I met master we were already bfs.


 No.448644

File: b86410906800f91⋯.jpg (39.84 KB, 581x600, 581:600, pqvmx2g6ngry.jpg)

>>448642

tbh I tried to find a bf for half a decade and it didn't work out, fuck me.

>>448643

Welllll this is our second date and she asked me out, but we're going bowling! I am terrible at every sport except American football (handegg). I am expecting to get BTFO'd honestly. But if someone wants to spend time with me romantically I'm super happy for the opportunity!!


 No.448645

File: f392dd1b16b3244⋯.png (234.78 KB, 429x525, 143:175, sk1426890959595.png)

>>448644

Be careful, then. If she beats you, I'm pretty sure that means that she'll have to be the giver and you'll have to be the receiver.


 No.448646

>>448644

>fuck me

but then i'd be ur bf


 No.448647

File: fb18721e435c10d⋯.jpg (55.88 KB, 550x600, 11:12, rgMaKTG.jpg)

>>448645

Kek, youre so funny Skandi-sama. This is really embarrassing but when I met her she made me feel like a child cause I was cold and she gave me warm food. I feel weird cause all I can give her is my singing in return since I'm chronically broke and nobody has ever wanted that from me.

>>448646

Gave up on the bf for now, it hasn't worked out since the last one.


 No.448648

File: f67b0e9ad982c4b⋯.jpg (8.35 KB, 255x220, 51:44, c96acdbbbd5b051f40d4b2d88d….jpg)

yeah it's better to be my gf instead tbh.


 No.448649

>>448647

oh no, what happened?

>>448648

don't the males get eaten

I won't kink shame, but uh


 No.448650

File: 4173d9e2e95b78d⋯.png (182.32 KB, 300x360, 5:6, sk1426890959637.png)

>>448647

tbh, this all sounds great and I really hope it works out with you two!

But uh, now I am curious about you guys meeting though. Why would you be walking around being cold, and why would she just give you warm food?


 No.448651

File: 040d3e2cf3ed98f⋯.png (43.12 KB, 659x544, 659:544, UHT57ap.png)

you've a hard time eating me bucko


 No.448652

File: 92b0dcc010eb8c8⋯.jpg (150.91 KB, 893x767, 893:767, cvEEkpr.jpg)

>>448649

>>448650

She works at a pizza place I frequent lol, I underdress rather frequently in Michigan. We only went on dates in the last week… otherwise we've just been friendly and talking for months, nothing romantic! Also it's not like I'm homeless, just irresponsible. Also I paid for the food lol, I was dressing it up a lot. ^^


 No.448653

File: 9cf9ee1f80625cc⋯.png (1.98 MB, 1500x1500, 1:1, sk1426890959949.png)

>>448652

Nice, then, good luck!

I'll be heading to bed now though, so good night!


 No.448654

File: c219300b7dde2ac⋯.png (647.53 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, NXeRX7e.png)

>>448653

thanks Skandi-sama, good night. Hopefully I kick her ass at bowling on Saturday and establish myself as an alpha male /redpill


 No.448656

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.448657

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Firefox fuckin sucks today


 No.448658

File: 4e25f87c8d44164⋯.png (7.92 KB, 434x294, 31:21, 4e25f87c8d441649c7d13e235c….png)

Aaaaaaaaaaaahh


 No.448659

File: f90b8747807fc33⋯.jpg (664.53 KB, 1800x2400, 3:4, cgh6pihpqca11.jpg)

>bread went moldy with a few slices left

NOOOOOOOOOOOO


 No.448660

File: 2ae51473dbc6671⋯.gif (3.32 MB, 300x258, 50:43, rhb.gif)

>game getting ddosed

I will fight them on the side of the street


 No.448661

File: 7969cc338dd9900⋯.png (19.23 KB, 652x653, 652:653, dL2zXOc.png)

just cut around the mold if it isn't so bad tbh.


 No.448662

File: c7803db1fc0047c⋯.jpg (197.98 KB, 700x1082, 350:541, GGWgrSs.jpg)

>>448661

It wasn't so bad but whatever, it was my fault since I had planned to check the bread before I went out and forgot, then when I needed toast the bread turned out to be bad.


 No.448663

File: fb329a5ceed2268⋯.png (6.43 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 7d65f6e1fb6dd84de0f1358e6e….png)

F for your dough.


 No.448666




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