[ / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / asmr / choroy / fur / ita / kpop / rwby / tgcraft / tijuana ]

/lewd/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk + Lewd Shit

Circlejerk in the megathread amongst other things

Catalog

Name
Email
Subject
Comment *
File
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
Password (For file and post deletion.)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 12 MB.
Max image dimensions are 10000 x 10000.
You may upload 5 per post.


Watch out for cyber creatures

File: c6a266bb912c06e⋯.gif (1.55 MB, 600x338, 300:169, 23.gif)

 No.406493

Sumi is cute edition!

 No.406497

>>406496

I don't even know the differences between those X3

Standard is "last two editions only"? Draft is where people construct decks by drawing cards from a pool?


 No.406498

File: 95bd00c497efacc⋯.mp4 (1.79 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ludenap.mp4)

Good job new thread creator.


 No.406500

File: e7495c7671ce42e⋯.jpg (49.85 KB, 380x380, 1:1, sk1426890960129.jpg)

>work starts again in 11 hours

REEEEEEE


 No.406501

>>406500

Good luck.


 No.406502

>>406500

10 hours for me ;~;

>>406501

A Frenchie?! Who are you? o:


 No.406503

>When you don't know what avatar to use

Aaaaaa


 No.406504

>>406502

Someone new.


 No.406505

File: 8ca1b8117c72d6d⋯.png (45.35 KB, 403x403, 1:1, sk1426890959412.png)

>>406501

I'll live. At least it gets me money!

>>406502

riiip. And I also need to walk the dog before going to bed, and shower, and maybe clean up the kitchen a bit. Not being a NEET is a hassle!

>>406503

The one you used at first! Guy with the weird eyes.


 No.406506

>>406505

>Weird eyes

I deleted that folder ages ago.


 No.406507

File: 83387818a24043e⋯.png (241.42 KB, 512x384, 4:3, 1499633500127.png)


 No.406508

>>406504

Fair enough, unless that's a trick, in which case it's unfair. Hello you.

>>406505

Oh, sucks to be you, at least I don't have to do either of those! I think. I showered earlier and doge has been walked.

>>406503

The girl with tentacles?


 No.406509

File: c206f7116b43c75⋯.jpg (436.27 KB, 800x948, 200:237, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_dra….jpg)

I know. I'll just use Reimu! :^)


 No.406510

File: bb453feea2cc095⋯.jpg (46.36 KB, 522x673, 522:673, 5ae907bf509bd06821250a210f….jpg)

>>406508

Meh, I've grown a bit tired of her. I haven't really cropped from the comic either. Perhaps I'll just use my waifu for now.


 No.406511

File: 435ce522e7bdee7⋯.png (171.92 KB, 600x431, 600:431, 1499399772051.png)

>>406509

please do

you migh have reimus i dont have


 No.406512

File: f05f9cb97b23d9e⋯.png (353.8 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, IMG_781.png)

>>406505

Being a wageslave is suffering.

>>406508

No trick involved. I'm really french.


 No.406513

File: fff864bc86bc8a0⋯.png (275.02 KB, 475x475, 1:1, sk1426890959736.png)

>>406506

Aw. Alright, I don't know then! Also

>deleting reaction images

Jeeeez. I even have all of Bandage's Karens, still!

>>406508

This particular dog is a little dork, so she kinda needs a walk right before bed too, or else she'll start whining super early tomorrow morning. Used to be that I'd just take that opportunity to smoke, but now that I've stopped it's mostly a hassle!


 No.406514

File: 1dca077a2523bfb⋯.png (3.01 MB, 1918x1080, 959:540, moetan23.png)

>>406497

yeah, basically. EDH is called "commander" since WotC decided to jew in on it, used to be a casual format invented by players. 100 card decks in the colors of one legendary creature who acts as a "commander", no repeats of any cards in the deck other than basic lands. traditionally played with 4-6 people. it's a lot of fun, very casual where games generally never are the same twice.


 No.406515

File: b9f5b4992dffc6c⋯.png (239.66 KB, 516x606, 86:101, 7545f6b0fdd009a0a9f835c98a….png)

>>406511

I wouldn't know tbh. I just save folders whenever they are posted and have them for safekeeping.

>>406513

Wait, reaction images? Perhaps I'm thinking of the wrong weird eyes person.


 No.406516

File: 3c561897ad47968⋯.png (277.34 KB, 583x600, 583:600, sk1426890959560.png)

>>406515

Oh, maybe? I was thinking of the professor-looking guy, gray-haired maybe, oldish anime character. Gray suit maybe?


 No.406517

File: 9a9c3147db2f9d8⋯.gif (2.43 MB, 1279x720, 1279:720, shudder giphy.gif)

>>406510

Hmm, I see I see.

>>406512

Well rats. Hello new person. Who or what lured you in here?

>>406513

Oh, I see. Well at least she whines instead of just peeing.

I imagine it must be.

>>406514

Oh, I see. What is the point of the commander? What role does it play?


 No.406518

File: 44e1685d19782f8⋯.jpg (65.59 KB, 679x960, 679:960, 44825140_p0.jpg)

>>406516

Yeah that guy is gone. Kureo Mado was his name, from Tokyo ghoul. Pretty nice anime actually. I have another folder from the same.

>

>>406517

How are you Rumor? Its been some time now.


 No.406519

some faggot on discord wanted us to raid this page fyi

kys


 No.406520

File: 5e4500f89255ae6⋯.png (324.88 KB, 442x553, 442:553, 1499442361943.png)

>>406517

I browsed the front page and I just found this board.


 No.406521

And


 No.406522

File: 294fc93af11d6b2⋯.png (41.63 KB, 173x279, 173:279, chrome_2017-07-07_21-29-18.png)

what a high velocity raid


 No.406523

I am gay.


 No.406524

File: 3241f9092339888⋯.png (170.38 KB, 357x437, 357:437, sk1426890959625.png)

>>406517

Yeah, she's a pretty damn good dog, I've gotta give her that.

>>406518

Ah yeah, that's the guy! White hair rather than gray, and a gray coat rather than a gray suit, but I remembered him well enough!

That works too!

>>406519

Uh okay. Wow, you sure showed us. Consider us thoroughly raided.

>>406512

Yep! But I'm a sort of managerish dude for two more weeks, while the actual guy is on vacation, so it's hella more chill now.


 No.406525

File: ab4e117cc600449⋯.png (229.98 KB, 529x900, 529:900, 43243.png)

>>406517

sits in a command zone, you can play it for it's mana cost at any time, so usually decks are fairly centered around it's abilities. it's fun, you should try it some time, but you need access to 2-3 other people with decks.

>>406519

this is why you will never be cool


 No.406526

File: 8595cdb2a9e21e2⋯.jpg (105.83 KB, 640x780, 32:39, e20ee42fed67d3bb7809adff43….jpg)

>>406524

I'm sleepy, kinda. But I don't wanna sleep yet even though I do have stuff to do early tomorrow.


 No.406527

>>406524

Good stuff. I spent these last months in an IT company as software developer. That ruined me.

Fortunately, I'm on vacation now.


 No.406528

File: de9b8474134fda1⋯.jpg (118.45 KB, 700x700, 1:1, sk1426890959821.jpg)

>>406526

Same here, tbh. If I go to sleep now, tomorrow will just come sooner!

>>406527

O-oh, I was about to say that it sounded kinda neat! But I'm guessing it was all stress and overtime work all the time?


 No.406529

File: fd00c7bd4ba1b92⋯.jpg (82.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>406527

say something in baguette


 No.406530

File: 9c270b2a02ef69d⋯.jpg (647.03 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, bffadb8cddc411e4cdca068158….jpg)

>>406528

Exactly. Sunday has just passed too fast.


 No.406531

>tfw forget to reply

S-sorry lads.

>>406518

Oi. Yeah I am okay I suppose. Not looking forward to work though, meh. You?

>>406520

That's dangerous! Gotta be more careful.

>>406524

Mhm! How old is she?

>>406525

Aha, I see. But you said you construct the decks on the spot?


 No.406532

File: 32e6fafd0814139⋯.jpg (654.38 KB, 729x986, 729:986, 6b7b56a241b4bdd5b45a05d15c….jpg)

>>406531

Baka.

Same, I'd love to just be up at late and then sleep through the day. But I need to get through it.


 No.406533

File: fe59cab851bbc24⋯.png (600.71 KB, 740x796, 185:199, Screen Shot 2017-07-16 at ….png)

>>406531

kek, it's fine! And thanks for asking, since that let me snoop through the owner's pics for the earliest pic of her! Which was from 2010, so she's like 7 or 8, I suppose.

>>406530

Not long till next weekend, though! Just a full working week! Now excuse me while I go jump out a window


 No.406534

File: 16562dc05e65161⋯.png (201.14 KB, 490x380, 49:38, 1467462977327.png)

>>406532

It's what it is fam, 's what it is.

>>406533

Aha, I see o: So she's not your hound?


 No.406535

>>406529

J'aime bien ce genre de questions. J'ai l'impression d'être important en tant que français.

>>406528

No, I wasn't working overtime. But, my colleages were quite stressful (it was a small company) and I had to do some deliveries in Paris. Sometimes, I even had to do hardware installations for the clients even I'm not qualified for this. Thanks boss.


 No.406536

File: 0e1f0082959c275⋯.jpg (439.43 KB, 1003x1416, 17:24, a93f3c00377c1d16036af13179….jpg)

>>406533

Don't do that!

>>406534

Yeah I suppose.

I'm gonna play vidya till bed.


 No.406537

File: 6d94fc71e43332b⋯.jpg (338.56 KB, 624x624, 1:1, sk1426890960247.jpg)

>>406534

Oh, no! I have a cat. This little doggy dork is just one that I watch from time to time, and I lived with her and her owner for a year too, at one point, so we know each other well!

>>406535

Aah yeah, that tends to happen. People just being given tasks to do and nobody caring if they actually know how. Which is of course what's happening to me too, suddenly going from assistant to logistics manager with no formal training. Fun!

>>406536

I won't, of course! I'm just on the second floor anyway. And sleep well!


 No.406538

File: 1e9efcdd73305ad⋯.jpg (51.82 KB, 280x280, 1:1, 1499971826685.jpg)

>>406535

a real life baguette

post your discord or steam baguette so i can annoy you to send me french vocaroos and what not all the time


 No.406539

>>406536

Malrighty, have fun Cherub boy.

>>406537

Oooh, I see. That's nice of you ^.^

>People just being given tasks to do and nobody caring if they actually know how. Which is of course what's happening to me too

That's what's been happening with me! Though I guess the standing in I dod isn't that hard. But it gets hectic!

First a colleague of mine had a week off and I had to check his mails and pass them along and do a bit of other stuff. Then he returned and two days later, another one goes on vaccation for ten days and I do parts of his stuff, this time in the warehouse, oeven learning to operate this electric forklift-like thing. Then he returns for two days, and then the next day they're both gone for a day! Then the warehouse guy returns but the first guy is gone for the whole week! And my small silly brain is getting too full of things I need to remember to do and I forget and then get in trouble and then I get in trouble for not doing something no one implied I was supposed to do and fuck you guy if you asked me about this and we sat down to think it through a little the company wouldn't lose money pointlessly but you're my boss so I guess I won't actually tell you this but sonofabitch this is getting stressful!

I'm better now.


 No.406540

File: 925eab1a495f325⋯.jpg (118.03 KB, 981x720, 109:80, IMG_110.jpg)

>>406538

B-but that's private ..


 No.406541

File: 66736c5b4872c83⋯.jpg (167.02 KB, 571x800, 571:800, 1499029496208.jpg)

>>406540

privately send it :D


 No.406542

tfw depressed and really want to get high again

rip me


 No.406543

File: 2ee14eea6ac3355⋯.png (181.27 KB, 450x450, 1:1, sk1426890959716.png)

>>406539

Aack yeah. That kind of thing. I won't start talking about it since I just get frustrated. Most illustrating example:

>hey skandi, are we on a different mail schedule now?

>huh? i don't know, what do you mean?

>i just noticed that the mail has stayed in the box for a week without you sending it out

NOBODY TOLD ME I WAS SUPPOSED TO SEND OUT MAIL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT WORKS

AND NOBODY TOLD ME HOW TO RETURN DEFECTIVE PRODUCTS, BUT I'M APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO DO THAT TOO

AND I'M SUPPOSED TO CHECK FOR PROBLEMS WITH THE REGISTERS, BUT IF I FIND ONE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO


 No.406544

File: fc4ba5faa0a3862⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1498236687396.png)

>>406531

nah that's for sealed or draft. EDH decks are too complicated to do like that usually.


 No.406545

File: 221c19747fa87c4⋯.png (141.07 KB, 290x348, 5:6, IMG_102.png)

>>406537

It was one of my first job. And, I'm still waiting for my pay.


 No.406546

File: cb16cb68357762f⋯.png (249.64 KB, 365x530, 73:106, sk1426890959571.png)

>>406545

Ack. So being a wage slave, without even having gotten your wage yet. Hard stuff!


 No.406547

>>406543

It's awful, awful I say! Glad that they are both coming to work tomorrow.

I know such feels! They're terrible feels! Why do they do this to us Skandi? Whyyyyyyy…

>>406544

Ahh, I see I see. The every-card-only-once thing sounds fun though, mhmm. It is a game like any other otherise though? 20 hit points and that's it? (well plus a finite deck)


 No.406548

File: 734b7f3fb4b21be⋯.png (231.91 KB, 419x419, 1:1, sk1426890959604.png)

>>406547

Because they've got no formal training program ready, and don't know how to train people! Thankfully, the guy I took over from had written a sort of "guide" last year, that is still comically inadequate, but it's helped a little bit!

Plus you just gotta think, the more work you take over, the more you can put on your CV!


 No.406549

>>406548

That's the ticket.

Hmm, or talk about at interviews I suppose. Not sure that standing in for colleagues counts as something to put next to your jobs! It's a job experience though for sure.


 No.406550

File: 2055d97ffebf3ae⋯.png (74.93 KB, 838x578, 419:289, Anal_circumference (2).PNG)

I just remembered FATAL. What a giant mess that was.

>>406549

In my case it kinda does, since it's for three weeks at least! But it's worse when it's just a day or two here and there.


 No.406551

File: bdcd03743e33fcf⋯.jpg (30.87 KB, 184x220, 46:55, all better.jpg)

>>406550

>I just remembered FATAL. What a giant mess that was.

Hah. I meant to use it to romance a fellow Czech guy! Learn fatal to show my commitment, you know.

Aha, I see. Well, so much the better for you at least X3


 No.406552

File: 17ed5cd735d7c47⋯.png (154.25 KB, 361x361, 1:1, sk1426890959449.png)

>>406551

… Wait, he liked FATAL? Good thing you didn't get together with him, if so. He could at least have liked MYFAROG! Which also sucks ass, but at least is more indie.

Yep! Unless I actually get a job as a logistics manager, since I would be so incredibly awful.


 No.406553

File: 78e342f69efc2f6⋯.jpg (35.76 KB, 265x299, 265:299, 1499974185171.jpg)


 No.406554

File: a3b98706c79404e⋯.jpg (64.32 KB, 663x488, 663:488, DSC00420.jpg)


 No.406555

File: 0e8ef74775f85ed⋯.jpg (154.06 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1490638805101.jpg)


 No.406556

>>406552

Nope, he never read it, or played any RPG, really. The idea was just to show commitment by doing something hard and awful X3

Oh jeez, don't be hard on yourself Skandi.

Well, anyways. Gotta go. Have a comfy night Skandi ^^


 No.406557

File: 7eb246b875d9642⋯.jpg (27.98 KB, 640x480, 4:3, IMG_20170702_233659.jpg)


 No.406558

File: 220a7bed5af1705⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 310x320, 31:32, 1496844900002.gif)


 No.406559

File: 3893280adf45a02⋯.png (5 MB, 2500x1404, 625:351, kat2.png)

>>406555

>>406556

I'll give you something hard and awful.

Sleep well!


 No.406560

File: d5f6615a27321a3⋯.jpg (143.36 KB, 808x960, 101:120, 1496761987565.jpg)


 No.406561

File: 85deb8bd995117e⋯.jpg (107.75 KB, 622x765, 622:765, gato-31-anos-3.jpg)


 No.406562

File: 4e06f6eb93bc2cc⋯.jpg (198 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, DC90p9lUwAIkom5.jpg)

>>406558

bed time, mainly for you but me too since im kinda tired


 No.406563

File: 34b1d1d02f07c27⋯.jpg (82.68 KB, 604x425, 604:425, 1499265839149.jpg)

>>406561

>>406562

yea im going to bed soon too.


 No.406564

File: 509cfe20c6d2eba⋯.png (5.9 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-12 11-2….png)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?


 No.406565

File: ff8ff3dfd3536dd⋯.jpg (806.36 KB, 1536x1024, 3:2, Fishingcat11.jpg)


 No.406566

File: 42b2055da6ec678⋯.jpg (94.55 KB, 460x522, 230:261, 1500126467001.jpg)

>>406565

wait is that a normal cat?

Looks like one of this wild cats.


 No.406567

File: a049dcf4d57d900⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1670x932, 835:466, unknown (1).png)

>>406564

who dis


 No.406568

File: 9502e43f5555729⋯.jpg (41.97 KB, 436x500, 109:125, FishingCatDoNotWant.jpg)

>>406566

It's a wild cat! Actually called a fishing cat. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishing_cat

They're little fat weirdoes.

>>406564

>Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin

Etc.


 No.406569

File: ec7411aa2bc6ffe⋯.png (4.21 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-16 22-5….png)

>>406567

you know dis, you yuge gay

>>406568

……..


 No.406570

File: bcfdc07bcceffe9⋯.jpg (112.3 KB, 500x324, 125:81, 1497460570001.jpg)


 No.406571

File: c2d0c3150c91958⋯.jpg (20.08 KB, 480x320, 3:2, Shiro_(longcat).jpg)

>>406570

>>406569

>Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how to not to rip the skin, by using someone else’s mouth instead of your own hands


 No.406572

File: 533c65cf11191e1⋯.png (399.24 KB, 700x960, 35:48, xy86.png)

>>406569

Some nerd?


 No.406573

File: 15cb83c3e224c26⋯.jpg (47.13 KB, 733x520, 733:520, 18341883_1174388742688409_….jpg)

>>406571

YES YES SKANDI HOW ARE YOU

>>406572

some tranny

ftfy


 No.406574

File: ef741b36ff78f17⋯.png (1.51 MB, 940x1331, 940:1331, xyyh.png)

>>406573

Which one? There are so many


 No.406575

File: 414e9771a20598f⋯.jpg (30.46 KB, 325x589, 325:589, 18157104_10208091492436926….jpg)

>>406574

the one who just watched fate with you


 No.406576

File: ea44f2e631c00ee⋯.jpg (103.02 KB, 275x275, 1:1, sk1426890959757.jpg)

>>406573

kek, I'm doing fine! What brings you back to this wretched hive of scum and villainy, then?


 No.406577

File: e6bacb915dc4fb2⋯.jpg (593.5 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, yg9n.jpg)

>>406575

oh that one…


 No.406578

File: 66bb15a83defb58⋯.png (818.03 KB, 1280x906, 640:453, 19983361_503999729939302_7….png)

>>406576

blame Bottas.. i mean Kimi wait ven that ven

>>406577

same right?


 No.406579

File: 6e4eb5b284fe7b3⋯.png (294.02 KB, 526x526, 1:1, sk1426890959623.png)

>>406578

Oh dear. I hope Venla isn't making you gay or anything. That'd be terrible.


 No.406580

File: 375712cf2dbf880⋯.jpg (30.24 KB, 479x480, 479:480, 18057006_10213126999229283….jpg)

>>406579

he is that faggot


 No.406581

File: 3abafc501873444⋯.png (469.46 KB, 511x893, 511:893, slide1.png)

>>406578

Same same

>>406579

How would a straight cis male make someone gay hmmm?


 No.406582

File: 75dca6c2067b7ad⋯.jpg (1021.11 KB, 1306x900, 653:450, 48e955e309769d494ba87603e7….jpg)

>>406580

c o s m i c


 No.406583

File: b7a4127316af4dd⋯.jpg (230.9 KB, 800x678, 400:339, 4KwVz96.jpg)

>>406582

faggot


 No.406584

File: f04a82a8b780062⋯.jpg (35.65 KB, 320x320, 1:1, sk1426890959867.jpg)

>>406580

rip in pisces.

Just make sure that you're the dominant one, at least, which shouldn't exactly be too hard.

>>406581

I dunno, but then again you are none of those things. Except you have a dick, technically.


 No.406585

File: aee6dc37d25a4df⋯.png (306.1 KB, 674x887, 674:887, yhpa.png)

>>406583

take that back you gay nerd

>>406584

Hey! Some faith in my alleged identity please.


 No.406586

File: 21b2dcd6e5be374⋯.png (6.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-16 23-1….png)

>>406584

im not really a dom

also dungeon time


 No.406587

File: 7861cb2a0aa4615⋯.gif (256.45 KB, 500x255, 100:51, sk1426890959440.gif)

>>406585

Well, are you straight, cis, or male?

>>406586

More of a dom than Venla is. And have fun!


 No.406588

File: fd00c7bd4ba1b92⋯.jpg (82.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

tfw cis male of privilege


 No.406589

File: ea60d8003c51a54⋯.png (736.79 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ygxo.png)

>>406587

Shut up you bi.

I don't get dommed just by anyone!


 No.406590

File: 194cf11f910a41e⋯.png (4.92 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-12 12-1….png)

>>406585

>>406587

he hasn't taking hormones yet


 No.406591

File: b2f82a744430c43⋯.jpg (87.34 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1499613763932.jpg)

>>406588

you're supposed to check it at the door!


 No.406592

File: 11c8ba2b4b860e6⋯.jpg (47.94 KB, 328x550, 164:275, sk1426890959903.jpg)

>>406588

Feels good!

>>406589

>imblying

You could get dommed by a ladybug!

Also, that is bi erasure, and I'm #offended now.

>>406590

I know! I'm just doing a bit of bullying.


 No.406593

File: 83387818a24043e⋯.png (241.42 KB, 512x384, 4:3, 1499633500127.png)

>>406591

you are white and im not

so i dont have to

you have to!

>>406592

yes privilege is best


 No.406594

File: 747c8471d2039d6⋯.jpg (415.72 KB, 1048x1360, 131:170, y9b1.jpg)

>>406592

Being bi isn't even real! You were just unsure of your homosexuality! :^)

I don't like your ignorance of my cosmic pride. I'm even more offended.

That's only because I'm afraid of bugs!

>>406593

That's whiteist.


 No.406595

File: 85f7438bb1dd02c⋯.jpg (38.11 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 7bb70297566eec67efe6639876….jpg)

>>406592

bully him lots…


 No.406596

File: b670c1e60830743⋯.jpg (337.75 KB, 750x750, 1:1, sk1426890960086.jpg)

>>406593

I love it when I go on a train and I'm like "excuse me, could I get two seats so that I'll have room for my giant white dick", and the trans commie PoC who originally had the other seat has to stay in the bathroom for the rest of the trip.

>>406594

reeeeeee

I don't even know what cosmic pride is!

And yeah, I could totally get dommed by a spider, if only 'cause spiders are terrifying.

>>406595

Always do!

And now I am going to walk the dog.


 No.406597

File: 8945eeb331e3961⋯.jpg (46.46 KB, 720x800, 9:10, ZKSM5zB.jpg)


 No.406598

File: c7607331be84982⋯.jpg (147.1 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, qxUhF5M.jpg)

>>406596

Just to make sure you know it was a joke

O F F E N D E D

getting dommed by the 8 legs of a hairy monster that has you tied in its' web uwu


 No.406599

File: 63f77727f897818⋯.png (5.39 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-16 23-2….png)

crap dungeon for retards


 No.406600

File: ce1f0d882fa9e6b⋯.jpg (86.77 KB, 620x349, 620:349, 6505722i.jpg)

>>406597

worth it…


 No.406601

File: cfe212b0e2b04bb⋯.png (767.87 KB, 585x640, 117:128, cfe212b0e2b04bb76853922395….png)

>>406600

So you say…

You'll be bullied one day…


 No.406602

File: 23e40094cc7ffc8⋯.jpg (76.17 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, 18278200_468342080171734_9….jpg)

>>406601

what ya got on me punk?


 No.406603

File: f0e85f4b2ef6eb3⋯.jpg (249.07 KB, 1181x1248, 1181:1248, QTbBXQh.jpg)

>>406602

Frozen food connoisseur!


 No.406604

File: 831d8f9f0442a84⋯.jpg (12.33 KB, 300x222, 50:37, 19732322_145143009388914_5….jpg)

>>406603

i didnt have a oven for ages


 No.406605

File: 9bebb7516d79ca5⋯.png (895.61 KB, 700x1200, 7:12, xoc6.png)

>>406604

No defending yourself!


 No.406606

File: 95fe84cb716ffb5⋯.jpg (35.18 KB, 428x599, 428:599, 19657080_1535719099835655_….jpg)

>>406605

or a freezer tbh


 No.406607

File: c908aff2f36703c⋯.png (480.41 KB, 650x1038, 325:519, xqni2pC.png)

>>406606

That's defending yourself!


 No.406608

File: f25c80a6886f7f5⋯.jpg (378.06 KB, 748x486, 374:243, sk1426890960289.jpg)

Sleeping now.


 No.406609

>>406608

sleepy

nini!


 No.406610

File: e0952f8f2063fea⋯.jpg (173.62 KB, 1076x1536, 269:384, 18359309_1701511056529797_….jpg)

>>406608

nighty night

>>406607

hey didn't you eat frozen yesterday?


 No.406611

File: 43528d8bd3c7da8⋯.jpg (576.89 KB, 847x1102, 847:1102, 2gDtCyJ.jpg)

>>406610

um…. no!


 No.406612

File: 489944ac4fde19d⋯.jpg (29.75 KB, 660x470, 66:47, 18921867_1681384112169184_….jpg)

>>406611

dam uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you're a homo


 No.406613

File: 6b26fae1e3a8e1f⋯.jpg (345.84 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1489537197116.jpg)


 No.406614

File: 1cdcd7ef8a2de33⋯.jpg (75.63 KB, 680x960, 17:24, 19554123_1306670036118442_….jpg)

>>406613

only if it has a dick!


 No.406615

File: 3f804ad6f8c9df6⋯.jpg (664.09 KB, 800x1228, 200:307, sIljxkg.jpg)

>>406614

Anyways…….. Time for beddu tbh


 No.406616

File: 7e537eec35cf706⋯.jpg (125.57 KB, 1020x1440, 17:24, 18839752_962723297164126_7….jpg)

>>406615

well i'll follow


 No.406617

File: 25ba214055d58db⋯.jpg (2.27 MB, 2896x1944, 362:243, 1500225164389.jpg)

File: d7f19684cebbdfd⋯.jpg (85.18 KB, 920x960, 23:24, 1499888697002.jpg)

anyways….


 No.406618

File: 2e7496418be8e82⋯.jpg (496.05 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 1488968202445.jpg)


 No.406619

>missed blackjack posting

unforgivable


 No.406621

File: 1504dcdabaf0541⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 1499548596901.png)


 No.406622

File: 7c200641de65b80⋯.jpg (97.97 KB, 773x718, 773:718, 1423612881067.jpg)

The center of the universe has arrived.

>>406621

>race mixing


 No.406623

File: 7a44d15d1b22526⋯.jpg (117.38 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, 1382835109.jpg)


 No.406624

File: eddedd9150727e0⋯.jpg (417.6 KB, 758x775, 758:775, __yoshikawa_chinatsu_yuru_….jpg)

>>406623

Give me attention.


 No.406625

File: 9f76550c6a09277⋯.png (1.81 MB, 962x743, 962:743, h6.png)

>>406624

Here you go, mutt


 No.406626

File: 7f3acf33b79c49d⋯.png (134.08 KB, 500x500, 1:1, __yoshikawa_chinatsu_yuru_….png)

>>406625

Have we talked before?


 No.406627

>>406625

hey bit

how you doing?


 No.406628

File: cbd1ee2cec0ef4b⋯.gif (2.53 MB, 1005x742, 1005:742, 1478213757028.gif)

>>406626

Nope

>>406627

Laying in bed, you? Wanna role out but too warm


 No.406629

Oh how, fine I guess


 No.406630

>>406628

not much, might go to bed soon because feeling bleh

just talking to people

you going to bed soon, or what?


 No.406631

File: 80b8b8be52a88a8⋯.jpg (619.12 KB, 4000x4000, 1:1, 1499158677511.jpg)

>>406630

If you go to sleep this time! No I just woke up. Had some weird gta like dream man.


 No.406632

File: 9e4c908dc8b9c15⋯.jpg (591.03 KB, 1255x1324, 1255:1324, __yoshikawa_chinatsu_yuru_….jpg)

>>406628

Who are you


 No.406633

>>406631

hey, it's not my fault!

sometimes i'm just too depressed to sleep

my dreams are always weird af but i forget them instantly

why are you waking up this late?

i might start going to bed at 6 pm to wake up a bit after the gf does, but ehh


 No.406634

File: d9d3a2fd8d75dea⋯.jpg (227.12 KB, 901x1200, 901:1200, DBdzSl9U0AA7JWL.jpg)

>>406632

Don't know

>>406633

It's more I want to keep sleeping for me. Does the play games and passout work for you? That might be for the best. Just my sleep schedule atm. So you gotta stay up quite a bit to get that 6pm mark


 No.406635

>>406634

if i'm too depressed i usually just play vidya until i'm more tired, but eh

i never actually pass out unless i stay up obscene amounts of time

it's 5 pm here in hawaii so i've got like an hour left :p

> Just my sleep schedule atm.

sounds loose

so do you go to college or anything?


 No.406636

File: 5b37bea90c7aa94⋯.png (192.94 KB, 627x470, 627:470, 1499910980206.png)

>>406635

Me forgetting about timezones again! Yea you'll be fine then. Nope just a dirty neet man. Saw a part time for a school library so I might do that soon


 No.406637

File: d0e2fd519400095⋯.jpg (199.06 KB, 850x1182, 425:591, image-3.jpg)

>>406623

lain is mega adorable

>>406622

i posted it in hopes it would revive lewd

didnt work


 No.406638

>>406636

probably good enough, assuming i can actually fall asleep

that'd be good

i'm a NEET right now but unless i find a place to stay i might be homeless again

i have someone who might be able to help me, but beh


 No.406639

File: d8514ed3a787789⋯.jpg (167.03 KB, 800x1060, 40:53, c243954c45c0769895ef478891….jpg)

>>406637

Yupo

>>406638

Dont have any of those things that can help you sleep? Tea or those sleeping pills. Dont wanna be homeless again, hopefully they can


 No.406640

File: 83387818a24043e⋯.png (241.42 KB, 512x384, 4:3, 1499633500127.png)

>>406639

isnt that the saliva girl?


 No.406641

File: 9c0b8fa69a7ed80⋯.png (251.51 KB, 500x537, 500:537, bib.png)

>>406640

Drooling in my dreams


 No.406642

>>406639

i've never used sleeping pills or anything, no

yeah, it was shit the last time

honestly i'll probably just try and OD again if it comes to it


 No.406643

File: 30c1b3361b50fdd⋯.gif (583.14 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 318.gif)

>>406641

yes i would also love for her to drool on me


 No.406644

File: abb361ce8f52466⋯.jpg (326.02 KB, 743x960, 743:960, df340f82116fb38928e30908a8….jpg)

>>406642

That tea will be best then.Explain

>>406643

No drool for you


 No.406645

File: f8d2b9ccd1942a1⋯.gif (38.53 KB, 116x150, 58:75, 8d2ed53850d6b6bb45a8f3c283….gif)

>>406644

you cant hog it all to yourself!


 No.406646

File: 316b60ebe3f0e73⋯.gif (2.98 MB, 500x240, 25:12, 1.gif)

>>406645

None for you! Back in your cage!


 No.406647

File: 07003ae7e5b1af4⋯.gif (288.12 KB, 300x304, 75:76, e58da90a4b2026ecd140c5a5c2….gif)

>>406646

w-what cage?


 No.406648

>>406644

yeah, i haven't tried sleeping tea in years

maybe i should try again

i was homeless once before and it was shit

if i have to be homeless again i'll probably just try and overdose again and see if it takes


 No.406649

File: 50598c92251fa3d⋯.png (894.51 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Ballroom e ….png)

>>406647

Cant say, whatever your heart follows

>>406648

I never tried it at all but Mot told me about it and it turns out I had some in the drawer. No dont be mega dumdum


 No.406650

File: b94cea42f34ce7c⋯.png (30.08 KB, 616x569, 616:569, 8647e31ecefdec5cddf0ce6f23….png)

>>406649

now im just getting bullied

ree


 No.406651

File: 26ac75d6dbb1b0b⋯.webm (1.86 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Ghost (2).webm)

>>406650

Go to bed!


 No.406652

>>406649

usually i don't have any trouble unless i'm super upset, but eh

being homeless was shit lol

idk, i kind of have a possible housing option but they're not sure yet and i don't even know them that well

blagh

you getting up to anything now?


 No.406653

File: e00e24434d200c3⋯.jpg (2.11 MB, 3640x2384, 455:298, angererreimu.jpg)

>>406651

but moooooooom


 No.406654

File: eb83d457673c36b⋯.png (94.09 KB, 640x480, 4:3, tumblr_oqmw9oWbyP1sfpssdo1….png)

>>406652

Start getting to know them well! Soon it will get super cold outside! Unless things are different on that island. Hmm finally out of bed just gonna eat and play some gungeon

>>406653

I thought the Fin was your mum


 No.406655

File: 2e4afebfe307691⋯.png (1.09 MB, 945x945, 1:1, 1463031774943.png)

>>406654

moooooooom


 No.406656

>>406654

it's not too cold in hawaii, except in the night

but yeah, housing is a must

i've never played gungeon

probably will get it someday, since the gf loves dungeon crawlers


 No.406657

File: e8b249492ff5524⋯.png (195.82 KB, 843x1034, 843:1034, 6e3b8628-30bc-4a4f-a02e-b6….png)

>>406655

Ree im no fin

>>406656

The seawater gonna sweep you away. Fug it was half off on Humble not to long ago. Its fun and it pretty much got me back into playing some games


 No.406658

File: da67d235c6487b1⋯.png (33.83 KB, 408x500, 102:125, 9a9e96d2dcde00824108826d1f….png)

>>406657

im calling my mom ven ven because you are bullying me

ahhh

moooooom bit is bullying me


 No.406659

File: a0c21cd4de450f7⋯.png (251.83 KB, 671x528, 61:48, tumblr_ot1z47kDXU1qgfprno3….png)

>>406658

No Fin no drool


 No.406660

File: 5b2bcda657421ee⋯.jpg (111.78 KB, 600x379, 600:379, 868a837ae6300a9f2d518e92b1….jpg)

>>406659

you have to be nice to me

or my mommy venven is gonna be mean to you too!

D;


 No.406661

File: b55c12ffa58228e⋯.jpg (306.05 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, b55c12ffa58228eb250b879d3c….jpg)

>>406660

He can't bully a banana


 No.406662

File: 3a934d93500f37b⋯.jpg (537.64 KB, 1000x1280, 25:32, 4bfdbd38d204ba17a3025965b6….jpg)

>>406661

then bee nice !

im always nice to bit senpai

you always want to lock em up and stuff!

reeee


 No.406663

File: b90f8ab19ef5087⋯.png (602.98 KB, 824x1000, 103:125, C8gWqLuV0AAppex.png)

>>406662

Not always! Reeing is banned, so is drool, and sleeping fins


 No.406664

File: 2b5315c5f9d14f3⋯.jpg (556.23 KB, 1024x1080, 128:135, 6ffaf3138cac0e38b900fa1859….jpg)

>>406663

big bully bit

im telling mommy venven when he wakes up so he can tell you to not bully me no more


 No.406665

File: a8bb7b81e30f224⋯.png (280.64 KB, 540x664, 135:166, tumblr_osz4ydv0Ev1sknj7ho1….png)

>>406664

He aint gonna do nuffin


 No.406666

File: 176375a1c95081f⋯.gif (39.09 KB, 58x75, 58:75, 1a31c66b997eeb0329e94fc4d4….gif)

>>406665

beeeeee niiiicee D;


 No.406667

File: 960d1ffa2932860⋯.webm (2.99 MB, 618x248, 309:124, 1494899458678.webm)


 No.406668

File: 5db8f43896bdec8⋯.png (629.54 KB, 910x840, 13:12, 1499675574137.png)

>>406667

reee

reee

reee

reee

bit manipulating the board to give me bad trips!


 No.406669

damn i want to trip rn


 No.406670

File: 5de0011137736e8⋯.webm (2.35 MB, 950x534, 475:267, Hair.webm)

>>406668

Cursed forever to love armpits


 No.406671

File: 1e9efcdd73305ad⋯.jpg (51.82 KB, 280x280, 1:1, 1499971826685.jpg)

>>406670

cursed forever to be bullied by bit


 No.406672

File: 7261d9aaa2c4426⋯.webm (1.68 MB, 720x720, 1:1, 1479434673960.webm)

>>406671

That would be a blessing but im no bully!


 No.406673

File: 163df8f263d25a3⋯.png (193.95 KB, 1788x1761, 596:587, 78901ec61e4a62dea39e736e0e….png)

>>406672

you literally called me satan

and told me to go back to the cage!

if that isnt bullying idk what is!


 No.406674

File: bded59fc80372fd⋯.jpg (44.86 KB, 540x304, 135:76, 1498777362536.jpg)

>>406673

Just a prank, no harm


 No.406675

File: c07d428ac490f44⋯.png (487.16 KB, 1000x868, 250:217, 3d3ef6039eea0edd6ce7eeacfc….png)

>>406674

hmpf!

ill believe you only because bit is bury nice!

anyways off to bed knwoing bit is nice :>


 No.406676

File: dc1636675963987⋯.jpg (958.71 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, 6ca103c8e1f842d4ddcf36f38b….jpg)

>>406674

forgot!

good night when you sleep bit! <3


 No.406677

>>406676

Sleep well


 No.406678

File: 6ca2e811a702a11⋯.png (236.63 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 00eda1aea14cf6a5b2c4c61150….png)

>>406677

ill keep you compnay at night tomorrow dont worry!

ok now night for reals zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


 No.406679

File: b05c4c2351710a3⋯.jpg (1.11 MB, 1332x1863, 148:207, 0_cover.jpg)

File: 92f0977ba43b576⋯.png (208.09 KB, 835x1200, 167:240, 004.png)

July 16, 2017

https://mega.nz/#!fgZzXB4Q!3coxoJmuYs687V8B0Pdmez-Qyt5uhjJuQePdD6KBPZQ

Translated

(C70) [Yoru no Benkyoukai (Asurai Masaki, Fumihiro)] Gomouma (Renkin San-kyuu Magical Pokaan) [English] [SMDC]

GochiUsa 5-112

Maizuru 13 Foreign Ship Cooking Battle!

Met My Sister on a Dating Site Chapter 10

Stars_and_Swallows_[lililicious]

[Doki] New Game! - Chapter 48

[hkg-t] K-ON! Story Anthology Comic v01ch09

[Little Witch Academia Manga (Satou Keisuke)] Chapter 2

[Little Witch Academia Manga (Satou Keisuke)] Chapter 3

[Little Witch Academia Manga (Satou Keisuke)] Chapter 4

[Little Witch Academia Manga (Satou Keisuke)] Chapter 5

Untranslated

[Dining] 契約の魔女


 No.406680

File: 61727d6a789ff9c⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, [CCM] Kakegurui - 03v1.mkv….png)

>>406679

>Dating Site


 No.406681

>>406680

what exactly am i looking at


 No.406682

:(


 No.406683

File: 8ab3d8b25554a84⋯.png (2.29 MB, 1364x2000, 341:500, yhlk.png)

BurgBurgBurgBurgBurgBurgBurg


 No.406684

File: 3d2eedc276d5376⋯.jpg (39.84 KB, 340x319, 340:319, 154.jpg)

>>406683

Are you hungry?


 No.406685

File: ac6d11aa8d86f1c⋯.jpg (3.73 MB, 1628x2170, 814:1085, hIDZ9vl.jpg)

>>406684

YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes


 No.406686

File: dd8d26b63f957c4⋯.jpg (42.49 KB, 280x322, 20:23, 20.jpg)

>>406685

Better get eating then.


 No.406687

File: e3165861e2c37df⋯.jpg (90.02 KB, 936x585, 8:5, feHvtgc.jpg)

>>406686

LazyLazyLazyLazyLazyLazyLazy


 No.406688

File: 7808a41bf002992⋯.jpg (57.15 KB, 350x373, 350:373, 5.jpg)

>>406687

You'll just have to starve to death then.


 No.406689

File: a376f4434acaae7⋯.gif (264.93 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 1497021875915.gif)

>>406688

Hmph

That doesn't sound fun at all. Not at all.


 No.406690

>>406689

hey, venya


 No.406691

File: b58c654e80ee443⋯.jpg (35.33 KB, 300x169, 300:169, 20 (2).jpg)

>>406689

Then you better get to eatining!


 No.406692

File: cfe212b0e2b04bb⋯.png (767.87 KB, 585x640, 117:128, cfe212b0e2b04bb76853922395….png)

>>406690

HeyHey!

>>406691

Fiiiiine…. After I watch my show.


 No.406693

File: 5a8be300b93f4b9⋯.jpg (41.77 KB, 350x256, 175:128, 168.jpg)

>>406692

Start eating when you want really. Just don't starve yourself.


 No.406694

>>406692

how you doing?

i've just been doodling all night


 No.406695

File: 91cbe030bc26e4e⋯.jpg (707.74 KB, 1200x849, 400:283, fem___plasmo_by_iumazark-d….jpg)

>>406693

Yes daaad… Don't drink too much yourself.

>>406694

Preeeetty numb now a days nothing special happening or going.

What you been doodling ya noodle


 No.406696

File: b1aa55dcf7fb72b⋯.jpg (21.6 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 105.jpg)

>>406695

I said don't starve! As for drinking I'm always under control.


 No.406697

File: 3514b4349fc0bdf⋯.png (4.74 KB, 175x386, 175:386, narwhal.png)

>>406695

same, just been playing vidya and talking to the gf

i really want to do lsd again lmao

a bunch of random stuff

for instance, i found one of my old fantrolls from like 2011 / 2012 and drew it for nostalgia's sake


 No.406698

File: 489944ac4fde19d⋯.jpg (29.75 KB, 660x470, 66:47, 18921867_1681384112169184_….jpg)

>>406683

my bad


 No.406699

File: 747c8471d2039d6⋯.jpg (415.72 KB, 1048x1360, 131:170, y9b1.jpg)

>>406696

I do what I want you oppressive step father!

Good!

How's the liquor store been.

>>406697

Drugs are bad for you yo! Just tell gf to command you not to do drugs.

Cute troll girl. Doodle more!

>>406698

Should have shared.


 No.406700

>>406699

lsd is good! also not bad for you in any way.

especially when you're depressed all the time.

i drew like three things today but that was the best

blugh


 No.406701

File: e8ef195ba083b90⋯.jpg (736.33 KB, 1000x1305, 200:261, y9az.jpg)

>>406700

Apparently it's supposed to help with depression memery

You'll get better the more you do it. Don't burn out though.


 No.406702

File: 9db61395ac79fd9⋯.jpg (206.77 KB, 640x458, 320:229, 1257853462.jpg)

>>406700

Taking lsd more than once every couple of months is a good way to spiral into psychosis and other things because it increases the likelihood of bad trips that fuck you up completely


 No.406703

File: 2180c16bdcef76d⋯.jpg (45.65 KB, 500x457, 500:457, 19958950_1779514632065926_….jpg)

>>406699

fly all the way here then

and play dress up


 No.406704

File: b1aa55dcf7fb72b⋯.jpg (21.6 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 105.jpg)

>>406699

Do as you please I guess.

All right for the most post. Hate dealing with so much people.


 No.406705

>>406702

meh, idk where you heard that from

a lot of people do it a ton for a few months and then lose interest

>>406701

you mean lsd?

i get better slowly, even when i don't draw, but eh

i only draw a few things a week and then pause for months


 No.406706

File: e842fcfec0ebb94⋯.jpg (25.56 KB, 192x220, 48:55, 1344904204758.jpg)

>>406705

I've done it a two dozen times nigga I know what I'm talking about

The more often you do it, the higher the chances of things going very wrong. It's not a completely safe drug like people say, but it can't physically fuck you up. Just mentally when things really go wrong. Also frequent use of LSD causes insomnia as that's part of the aftereffects, which in turn increases the possible bad effects even more.


 No.406707

File: e6bacb915dc4fb2⋯.jpg (593.5 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, yg9n.jpg)

>>406704

Made any friends with customers?

>>406703

So smug…

>>406705

Yeah, some research gets posted every once in a while about it. Meanwhile I'm waiting to be called into some test group lole

Well that's ok. As long as it stays fun.


 No.406708

File: b0ef6ea5b5b1036⋯.jpg (132.52 KB, 1280x1293, 1280:1293, 18319177_1056473457830021_….jpg)

>>406707

ALWAYS SMUG WHEN YOU'RE GAY 'N' SHIT

inb4 no u


 No.406709

>>406708

ur a fag

>>406707

test group for what?

idk, i just get bored of everything

>>406706

we'll see i guess

might have to off myself in a few months anyway


 No.406710

File: b1aa55dcf7fb72b⋯.jpg (21.6 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 105.jpg)


 No.406711

File: b2f82a744430c43⋯.jpg (87.34 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1499613763932.jpg)

>>406708

ree

listen to Pandora u fag

>>406709

Well if they have research that lsd helps with depression memes they probably have a test group that they feed lsd to!

>>406710

what kind of friendos


 No.406712

File: 6fc8b14eac4f7c2⋯.jpg (42.33 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 19029668_1551398314873068_….jpg)

>>406711

if im a fag you're a fag


 No.406713

File: c1152cf3041aef8⋯.jpg (39.81 KB, 300x381, 100:127, 90.jpg)

>>406711

I'll tell you later. My focus is a little hard at the moment.


 No.406714

File: 3ea8c35f3d1cf1b⋯.jpg (463.36 KB, 924x1000, 231:250, yeu6.jpg)

>>406712

This isn't how it's supposed to go!

>>406713

Aighty tighty you whitey


 No.406715

File: c9c20369fe21d9d⋯.png (218.23 KB, 479x676, 479:676, 9b3b3263d1c70d97a8a086e8fc….png)

>>406714

TELL ME IS THIS GAY?


 No.406716

>>406715

hattie why are you such an agp slut


 No.406717

File: 93d5bc6f8d6d7a3⋯.gif (981.3 KB, 500x441, 500:441, eJwNycsRgyAQANBeKADYZTZ-Gv….gif)

>>406715

Straight girls playing


 No.406718

File: c6bc46ced528fb7⋯.jpg (106.9 KB, 700x1016, 175:254, 19143805_1693573810950214_….jpg)

>>406716

only whenmemeing

>>406717

so a penis is completely straight?


 No.406719

File: 8fa1670da521e0b⋯.jpg (744.78 KB, 1063x1500, 1063:1500, RkyfHnh.jpg)

>>406718

Straight penises!


 No.406720

File: 0daa8c176097436⋯.jpg (160.53 KB, 550x890, 55:89, pc_detail_6.jpg)

>>406719

only woman can observe a penis as straight dummy baka…


 No.406721

File: 8a12a7ac8569658⋯.jpg (84.99 KB, 672x950, 336:475, xyyd.jpg)

>>406720

CosmicCosmicCosmicCosmicCosmic


 No.406722

File: 92c7a67ee99dfa1⋯.jpg (28.25 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 18199171_525813924474256_4….jpg)


 No.406723

File: 4628a57164d9e26⋯.png (998.68 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, xvf6.png)

>>406722

If you say so!


 No.406724

File: 95fe84cb716ffb5⋯.jpg (35.18 KB, 428x599, 428:599, 19657080_1535719099835655_….jpg)

>>406723

Want to watch something together?

it would of been faster to dm you


 No.406725

File: 740142db01066dd⋯.gif (478.06 KB, 500x281, 500:281, eJwFwUsOgyAQANC7cAB-IyAeoW….gif)


 No.406726

>>406724

so are you staying here permanently


 No.406727

File: b7a4127316af4dd⋯.jpg (230.9 KB, 800x678, 400:339, 4KwVz96.jpg)


 No.406728

>>406727

we still need to force feminize skandi


 No.406729

File: ec7411aa2bc6ffe⋯.png (4.21 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-16 22-5….png)

>>406728

not going to happen


 No.406730

>>406728

that's a tough task


 No.406731

>>406729

i need to do something important before i die


 No.406732

File: 546e52c7d9bbf41⋯.png (6.13 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-15 23-2….png)

>>406731

find someone doable

like brat or somebody


 No.406733

>>406731

do one of the lewdie's


 No.406734

i just want to pretend everything's going to be okay


 No.406735

Notice me


 No.406736

File: b51c6cc6022545c⋯.png (5.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-12 12-5….png)

>>406734

it will be

>>406735

noticed


 No.406737

>>406736

meh, maybe

how's your living situation now?


 No.406738

File: 084df6c013164c2⋯.png (5.16 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-12 11-2….png)

>>406737

comfy as fuck


 No.406739

Work over :)

Time to leave office and drive home in my japanese shit box.

Nothing personal little corolla. You have my heart.


 No.406740

File: 887254d3f368426⋯.jpg (34.2 KB, 283x296, 283:296, IMG_995.jpg)

>32°C in my room while playing CS:GO


 No.406741

>>406740

Iktf

Tipp is to wash ur hands in cold water when you die early or call a timeout.

Rank?


 No.406742

>>406741

I've an air conditioner but it doesn't refresh the room that much.

And, I'm LE.


 No.406743

>>406742

U watching the major?

Im ready in the living room streaming 99damage on the TV and food in the oven.

LETS GO BIG

na cs is trash anyway so ez win

Fuck niko and fuck faze clan


 No.406744

File: 5157453f617b96d⋯.gif (15.19 KB, 160x160, 1:1, NewGIF3.gif)

CS nerds


 No.406745

File: 48d0b2d41d1ff97⋯.gif (25.38 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 05221502_reimu_eyebrow_ico….gif)

>>406744

>he doesnt play the 2nd best game ever


 No.406746

File: 9929333d41244ee⋯.png (177.64 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20170717-182512.png)

NA CRYBABYS LMAO

l2p


 No.406747

Nex has such a good jump movement :)


 No.406748

>>406743

Yeah, I'm watching some group stage matches.

>>406744

D-don't bully pls.


 No.406749

>>406748

Im so happy germany has a good team again and even more happy that gob b hard work is paying off


 No.406750

File: c11dff77d5c0acd⋯.jpg (153.48 KB, 929x448, 929:448, 2rf3bch5nn0z.jpg)

Wheres venven?


 No.406751

File: 4ed2c7eac93a8a3⋯.png (117.67 KB, 421x416, 421:416, 0f16a04a51acfd799dbe1eecc9….png)

>>406749

>mfw no good french teams since LDLC era


 No.406752

>>406751

Tbh i never liked a french csgo team.


 No.406753

File: 450e0dfd851ad05⋯.jpg (421.26 KB, 1191x1684, 1191:1684, __original_drawn_by_pip_re….jpg)

>>406750

staying away from csgo discussion


 No.406754

File: e966f63fde7dcd3⋯.jpg (34.06 KB, 238x218, 119:109, atrocious.jpg)

Good evening lewdies.

>>406753

A wise choice! Nothing good can come out of this! If you don't play CSGO like me.


 No.406755

File: 15cb83c3e224c26⋯.jpg (47.13 KB, 733x520, 733:520, 18341883_1174388742688409_….jpg)

>>406753

CS GO is for Aspie's who want to be SF


 No.406756

File: 311ef91e71c5e1c⋯.jpg (159.04 KB, 850x857, 850:857, __original_drawn_by_reia__….jpg)

>>406754

The csgo people are out! It's our time!

>>406755

And FFXIV is for….


 No.406757

File: 7aa6434ff6d2033⋯.jpg (28.98 KB, 245x224, 35:32, FUTAS ←.jpg)

>>406756

Quickly, start posting!


 No.406758

File: f9dac4c8596b13d⋯.jpg (78.75 KB, 842x1000, 421:500, 19800900_501026033570005_3….jpg)

>>406756

coool people


 No.406759

File: 5fc18465415a368⋯.png (158.71 KB, 500x300, 5:3, IMG_866.png)

>The csgo people are out! It's our time!


 No.406760

File: 509cfe20c6d2eba⋯.png (5.9 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-12 11-2….png)

>CS GO


 No.406761

File: d7a39eba2d4966f⋯.jpg (101.12 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, OvBsQoF.jpg)

>>406757

Umh!

It's now or never!

>>406758

Nerd weebs,


 No.406762

File: d8fe1ad459edc36⋯.jpg (13.92 KB, 146x225, 146:225, hey you.jpg)

>>406759

Hello lewdie. How's it going?

>>406761

Better now than never!


 No.406763

File: 3abafc501873444⋯.png (469.46 KB, 511x893, 511:893, slide1.png)

>>406762

We ain't gonna live for ever!


 No.406764

File: ec7411aa2bc6ffe⋯.png (4.21 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-16 22-5….png)

>>406761

A COOL NERD WEEB


 No.406765

File: 969dfb5f3461204⋯.jpg (100.1 KB, 1067x600, 1067:600, f_clinton_pokemon_160714__….jpg)

>I'm trying to figure out how to have them CS GO to the polls!


 No.406766

>>406764

stop being gay


 No.406767

>>406763

Especially not if one of those animus with guns come alive and come for us!

>>406765

Hello.

>filename

Pokemon?


 No.406768

File: 0fad1cf234e21fb⋯.png (336.28 KB, 530x530, 1:1, sk1426890959497.png)

>>406767

Oh come on! You must've seen that incredibly cringy line:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwaiyjh1dGk

My entire stupid joke hinged on that!


 No.406769

File: c90e3725edde772⋯.jpg (788.73 KB, 2393x3397, 2393:3397, yh4x.jpg)

>>406765

Bernie still has a chance!!!

>>406764

really "cool"

>>406767

I just want to live while I'm alive !


 No.406770

File: cb9926c0ef3b4ed⋯.jpg (24.64 KB, 183x219, 61:73, missed.jpg)

>>406768

Oh! I don't think I have. And I don't go to any, but two or three times a week, we have Poles come to us at work, does that count?


 No.406771

File: b2b45d3aa48bdf6⋯.jpg (106.91 KB, 468x468, 1:1, sk1426890960071.jpg)

>>406769

Bernie will be 800 years old by the next election! The new Cool Guy is Jezza! In the UK, though.

>>406770

Huh, I expected you to have more experience with coming poles. Sometimes, grammar has to be stretched a bit to work in dick jokes.


 No.406772

File: 3416952f3ee2be3⋯.jpg (19.33 KB, 206x226, 103:113, ScreenHunter_187 Mar. 27 1….jpg)

how to stay awake when im sleepy in the middle of the day?


 No.406773

>>406772

Coffee

o

f

f

e

e

Or going outside for a bit and getting some sunlight, which'll help but is more of a hassle!


 No.406774

File: a1f9dd2026f19fd⋯.jpg (54.5 KB, 550x872, 275:436, yg3d.jpg)

>>406771

you will be like 800 years old tomorrow!


 No.406775

>>406769

Good thinking. Living while dead is an awful bother I bet.

>>406771

Aha, I guess I don't blame you, but it's true, only truck drivers twice a week! No more experience beyoned that. Stretched a little bit, but not beyond reason.


 No.406776

File: e3165861e2c37df⋯.jpg (90.02 KB, 936x585, 8:5, feHvtgc.jpg)

>>406775

My heart is like an open highway


 No.406777

File: 439df61a2768496⋯.jpg (20.44 KB, 246x198, 41:33, ScreenHunter_168 Mar. 27 1….jpg)

>>406773

coffee is pretty bad and yeah the whole going outside thing is pertty meh

i already took 2 cold showers today to stay up


 No.406778

File: 1f153d8fc4962ae⋯.jpg (18.82 KB, 185x218, 185:218, anchovies.jpg)

>>406776

Um. Something something song reference.


 No.406779

File: fdb884acb195503⋯.png (644.13 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959790.png)

>>406774

>ageshaming

When I become a mod, things'll be different around here!! Everyone will be forced to bully the youngest posters, and respect their elders!!!

>>406775

>having truck drivers coming twice a week

Jelly. Not so much that it hurts, at least.

>>406777

This is why everyone should have caffeine pills!


 No.406780

File: b3e84c9db245abe⋯.png (5.44 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_dx11 2017-07-01 19-5….png)

>>406776

PROFOUNDLY GAY


 No.406781

File: 5e1e967c9796ff4⋯.jpg (23.83 KB, 218x300, 109:150, ScreenHunter_150 Mar. 27 1….jpg)

>>406779

we just need to learn the secret to not sleeping


 No.406782

so is /lewd/ alive again


 No.406783

File: b7a4127316af4dd⋯.jpg (230.9 KB, 800x678, 400:339, 4KwVz96.jpg)

>>406782

i guess


 No.406784

File: 431af60d537a218⋯.png (936.57 KB, 992x1418, 496:709, ccxzg34mac6z.png)

>>406778

Finally!

Anyhow how be rumor?

>>406780

It's not gay when it's two girls

>>406779

Luckily I'm ancient enough to be one of the elders. ;-;

>>406782

Just look at how many replies I have in one post!


 No.406785

File: 3a2dd1b28f8ec77⋯.png (224.06 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sk1426890959712.png)

>>406781

Well, the "secret" is to sit up straight, and not go lie down on the couch or something. But lying down on the couch when you're sleepy is so comfy, though…

>>406782

Sssh, if you think about it it'll stop working. Like walking off a cliff and then looking down.

>>406784

I'm still older than you! Which explains why I constantly and viciously bully you.


 No.406786

File: bdcd03743e33fcf⋯.jpg (30.87 KB, 184x220, 46:55, all better.jpg)

>>406779

>When I become a mod, things'll be different around here!! Everyone will be forced to bully the youngest posters, and respect their elders!!!

That's the spirit!

You are? o: Of course. Grammars are people too.

>>406784

Jeez >.<

Rumour has it it's a cool evening and I am enjoying a bigass mug of tea. So I think it be okay! How about you?


 No.406787

File: 1cdcd7ef8a2de33⋯.jpg (75.63 KB, 680x960, 17:24, 19554123_1306670036118442_….jpg)

>>406784

well depends

also my mod account still works


 No.406788

File: a32f1ee2c9c8623⋯.png (912.75 KB, 1050x1400, 3:4, u83s.png)

>>406785

Such a vicious bearded Norwegian alcoholic!

>>406787

Yuri is slutty!

don't go nuts now

>>406786

Oh, how big mug of tea? Also sounds really really comfy. Ahh…


 No.406789

File: b0ef6ea5b5b1036⋯.jpg (132.52 KB, 1280x1293, 1280:1293, 18319177_1056473457830021_….jpg)

>>406788

PENIS YURI is better


 No.406790

File: dd7f4b6f87376d0⋯.jpg (30.99 KB, 237x224, 237:224, good reason.jpg)

>Frenchie got scared

>>406788

Like 400ml methinks! That's mighty big, yeah?

>>406789

↑!


 No.406791

File: 63bfde5bff4be79⋯.jpg (84.77 KB, 674x943, 674:943, 19665347_1310878889030890_….jpg)


 No.406792

File: 13d35b2858d937d⋯.png (780.63 KB, 1134x1584, 63:88, bPfja3n.png)

>>406789

well yeah….

>>406790

I miss frenchie already. Didn't even get a chance to do anything but bully his csgo.

yeah 400ml is crazy big for tea!


 No.406793

File: 24033378a32b2ba⋯.png (180.5 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959811.png)

>>406786

>

And no, I'm not really jelly! I think master would kinda disapprove of me having poles come to me all the time.

>>406788

I am not an alcoholic! Not any more, anyway! I've downgraded from "basically alcoholic" to "guy with an alcohol problem"! And it's not like you mind my bullying anyway.


 No.406794

File: 3f5e92b42efce38⋯.jpg (15.75 KB, 181x213, 181:213, most satisfactory.jpg)

>>406792

I know right? x:

Wanna hear something crazier? I'll have another one after this!

>>406791

>

>>406793

I figured he would! I just thought you might have thought to keep this our little secret! They're coming to the company though, not me personally! Although they do get to give me a ride in their big strong trucks!


 No.406795

File: 6522dc30421fadb⋯.jpg (80.01 KB, 749x1200, 749:1200, u92j.jpg)

>>406793

You're hurting me severely with every word you say. Every morning is a fight to get out of bed because your words echo around in my head. Sometimes I don't even see the point of getting up because of the words you've said. lol jk!

It's no fun if i admit not minding something!

I think the downgrade was good. How was the big 2L beer by the way? Oh and how's the work going?

>>406794

He'll be back… I hope.

That's too much caffeine! You'll explode!


 No.406796

File: 20a3dfe691c81f6⋯.jpg (28.81 KB, 194x228, 97:114, tripping balls 01.jpg)

>>406795

We will pray every day till the day of his return comes! What if it's a she? x:

But it's delicious. I'll take the shot!


 No.406797

File: ad6d901a0484cc6⋯.png (644.11 KB, 824x1181, 824:1181, i05e6mwxfhrx.png)

>>406796

Everyone here is a girlin a way

now you've made me want tea!


 No.406798

File: e59a317caea2cd9⋯.png (42.22 KB, 355x355, 1:1, sk1426890959871.png)

>>406794

Look, I'm using "pole" as in "long piece of wood", "rod"! As in meat pillars! And man-staffs don't have trucks!

>>406795

>Sometimes I see my point get up because of the words you've said

Fixed.

The 2L beer was actually fantastic! They've got two more kinds there, though, so I'll be trying another one on Friday, and I get a ~10 euro discount 'cause I'll be reusing the giant bottle I got! Oh, and work is going p good! Way more normal now that the ancient storage manager is back. Our jobs don't actually overlap, but he knows everything about my job too, so I just ask him if I'm unsure about stuff!


 No.406799

File: ea5ec6feaa5f0e3⋯.jpg (98.28 KB, 840x960, 7:8, u98y.jpg)

>>406798

How wholesome of you!

It was a joke though seriously, you haven't traumatized me yet.

Ahhh I want the 2 liter beer now! Though I'm not too into fancy beers. THEY REFILL THE BOTTLE!? That's cool af!

You had me a bit worried when I read about you not knowing about some things that you were apparently supposed to do! I'm glad that's sorted now though (hopefully)


 No.406800

File: dee78831ae3610e⋯.jpg (21.65 KB, 188x217, 188:217, déjà vu 01.jpg)

>>406797

I'm not a girl in any way!… …am I? o:

Go git some then, mhm!

>>406798

Fair enough! But if Poles, truck drivers, were coming to your place, that would also mean there would be poles coming to your place, so the meaning works either way!


 No.406801

File: 21f444842a7a9d8⋯.png (502.18 KB, 700x1013, 700:1013, uay6.png)

>>406800

The "am I?" implies a lot around these parts!

it'll be too much work…


 No.406802

File: ed0d342d56331ac⋯.jpg (21.86 KB, 195x226, 195:226, frustrating.jpg)

>>406801

Oh, w-wow. What does it mean around these parts, uncle Venla?

You go do it this instant, mister, don't be lazy!


 No.406803

File: 4eb26cd213a916c⋯.jpg (259.88 KB, 830x830, 1:1, sk1426890960228.jpg)

>>406799

Yeah, I'm very family-friendly.

I know, don't worry!

They refill it, that's part of the gimmick! It's a generic giant bottle, and they have a magical vacuum filling station thing. Even with the discount it's not exactly cheap, but it's cheaper than buying four individual bottles of the same!

WEEELL, I still don't know everything, not at all! But I'll live!

>>406800

I guessss. But I insist on penises not having trucks!


 No.406804

File: 7677e596048fc93⋯.png (942 KB, 711x1200, 237:400, 57663065_p0.png)

>>406802

This place has a history…

But I need to take a pot, the boil water in it, put tea in, the filter tea leaves, then enjoy drink and then clean out the pot…

>>406803

Very, especially with your vocaroos. Family friendly stuff.

Good! I do worry!

Ohhh I really love that gimmick! Don't you guys have alcohol monopoly too though? So do they refill it at the shop or…?

Stress levels calming down


 No.406805

File: 8ce866d1a6029c0⋯.jpg (8.92 KB, 109x109, 1:1, everybody 02.jpg)

>>406803

So do I, it's a deal then.

>>406804

Every place does!

Huh, don't have ordinary kettle and bagged tea? x:


 No.406806

File: e232fa33a6d8c37⋯.png (310.88 KB, 552x552, 1:1, sk1426890959628.png)

>>406804

… I'll kill you.

Oh, basically any shop can sell beer! As long as it's not more than 4.7% ABV. But with craft beer getting more popular, people are pushing to raise that limit, so we'll see!

Good!

>>406805

BEEP BEEP HERE COMES THE PENIS TRUCK


 No.406808


 No.406809

File: dc2664f7c3ec3df⋯.jpg (205.21 KB, 923x1200, 923:1200, 19942662_1447755128675460_….jpg)

>>406806

no killing the finn




[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / asmr / choroy / fur / ita / kpop / rwby / tgcraft / tijuana ]