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File: 4501b153ab87559⋯.png (403.17 KB, 539x450, 539:450, lolcow1.png)

b3ebbb No.293455

Bill Schmalfeldt, deranged cybertroll, is one of the most stupidest LOLCows on the Internet. He is famous for doxing, trolling & harassing critics of convicted serial bomber & court adjudicated pedophile Brett Kimberlin. He has filed over 7 lawsuits which were either withdrawn or dismissed. Anytime Schmalfeldt has sued someone he has earned a restraining order. He currently has 12 in at least a half a dozen states which has resulted in him being a court adjudicated rapist & child troll.

He was also banned from the Daily Kos for writing an article on anal rape.Schmalfeldt fakes Parkinson’s diease & other illnesses to scam a living off the gov’t so he can wrtite liberal satire that advocates his interests in Cub Scouts being anally raped, male & female genitalia, coprophilia & necrophilia etc. fetishes. He is also famous for often having Twitter meltdowns.

Schmalfeldt’s insanity is well documented at Encyclopedia Dramatica https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Bill_Schmalfeldt

As well as:






d44eaa No.293558

File: 806ed733d80262a⋯.png (136.16 KB, 1120x977, 1120:977, 1442131241466.png)

This is fucking gold

Your title reads like a jeepers media video title too and that makes this topic even more hilarious

9f6698 No.293563

>So far, he’s not dangerous. He is living in Wisconsin, uses a walker or scooter and doesn’t ever threaten physical harm. His habit is to research all he can using his computer, and only rarely pick up the phone. He’s taken people to court, but rarely follows through these days. He’s mostly harmless.

And a fun introduction:


Reminds me a lot of Null. Now how doe we get him in here?

dd0314 No.293569

He's not a lolcow

He's a proper fuckin legend

58e48c No.293578

File: 3d3a24af295b0b1⋯.jpg (37.25 KB, 640x360, 16:9, dkelley1.jpg)


Schmalfeldt was kicked out of his apartment at Canticle and Juniper Courts in St Francis,WI. He moved to Clinton, Iowa got job at a local radio station and was fired after a few weeks. He got drunk, rubbed his tires on a curb & blew them out. He filed a false police report claming his tires had been stabbed. Once he was caught in that lie, he fled IA to hook up with a skank that collects boy on boy anime porn and is currently living out of motels in Myrtle Beach, SC. https://sonoranconservative.com/2017/11/07/so-this-happened-3/comment-page-1/

Image is of his current partnet Diane Kelley @turkresisting aka Inflate-A-Skank

cae1aa No.293584

File: 1b819c5267e5313⋯.png (119 KB, 503x216, 503:216, pee1.png)

Schmalfeldt is a drunk, an adimitted rapist and if given half a chance, he will molest a kid and then urinate on them.

ec8c53 No.293585

File: f09934e02d2dff6⋯.png (25.9 KB, 697x117, 697:117, san1.png)

Bill Schmalfeldt believes that Jesus Christ is the son Of Santa Clause

d44eaa No.293593

File: ca41245f910a192⋯.jpg (22.2 KB, 480x360, 4:3, KEK (2017_11_03 00_34_15 U….jpg)



This cannot be real. This is a joke. It has to be a joke. No way.


>He starts dating this ugly skank so we don't have to

The madman

1d0c26 No.293618

File: dd9b1ef022b6deb⋯.jpg (74.85 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, maxresdefault.jpg)


Yes, it is all for real. Just Google Bill Schmalfeldt or Deranged Cybertroll or his Twitter feed @TrumpThumpRadio His partner's Twitter feed is @turkresisting.

f756ef No.293697

File: c81a45968917b4c⋯.png (38.63 KB, 609x337, 609:337, threatyawn.png)

Schmalfeldt's 8th LOLSuit lawsuit is more than likely to be dimissed for lack of jurisdiction. Schmalfeldt has also changed addresses without informing a federal court. It takes a nutshuffling, sand-filled, gigantic weeping pussy of the supreme order of DUMBFUCK to hide from his own lawsuit. When the lawsuit is dismissed (and it will), the nutshuffling, sand-filled, gigantic weeping pussy, supreme DUMBFUCK will have to pay court costs. The result being much pointing, laughing, & mockery.


debfe2 No.293703

File: fa24f73246b46ad⋯.jpg (14.56 KB, 300x300, 1:1, condomhead.jpg)

Schmalfeldt wants all of your DICKS

Schmalfeldt wants all DICKS beacuse they blong to him and only him.

4d0635 No.293978

File: dd82a1260a3130b⋯.png (24.21 KB, 755x231, 755:231, muller1.png)

Converstaion between Roger Shuler (aka Legal Schnauzer) & Bill Schmalfeldt, current Editor of Breitbart Unmasked where Schmalfeldt implies that he & convicted serial bomber Brett Kimberlin are part of Robert Mueller's Russian investigation. This lie is all kinds of crazy, especially when Kimberlin made a fool out of himself when he was caught perpetrating a hoax to cause trouble for the Trump Administration. https://hogewash.com/2017/03/15/brett-kimberlin-and-fake-news/

Make no mistake, Schmalfeldt is the stupidest DUMFUCK in the universe

a87e84 No.293979

Liberal as in political or as in loosely?

c329d6 No.294098

File: ab83303b6f5e7db⋯.jpg (36.98 KB, 901x676, 901:676, Turkresisting.jpg)

Bill's inflate-a-boy/infalte-a-skank has announced on Twitter that they have moved in with xir sister into a 3 bedroom house. To date, Bill has not informed the court of his move & that may insure he loses his current lawsuit. Bets are on how long it will take for inflate-a-boy/infalte-a-skank sister to kick Bill to the curb since he has no job. Xir ponders why xir is called Bill's inflate-a-boy/infalte-a-skank

d38059 No.294160

d8e5ad No.294206

File: 9996e3bda596731⋯.png (403.12 KB, 432x610, 216:305, dox1.png)

Bill never gets anything right. He is just that stupid. You can always depend on him to do someting that will bite him in the ass.

58e48c No.294216

File: 9d729491ffb2b61⋯.png (10.62 KB, 585x133, 585:133, locked.png)

Schmalfeldt has protected his Twitter account. Could it because foxdickfarms has reopened thier thread him? https://foxdickfarms.isPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/bill-schmalfeldt-will-munko-william-mathew-schmalfeldt-the-liberal-grouch-skullflattener.20827/

Or is is beacuse he has found that he as a thread about him on 8chan. Or Both?

The wind blowing is enough to send Schmalfeldt scurrying underneath the porch to hide in fear.

69bbdd No.294221

7679e4 No.294285

File: 0ec9e39a8b75a88⋯.png (152.58 KB, 399x265, 399:265, sfoot2.png)

There may be changes at Breitbart Unmasked. At this time, Bill Schmalfeldt no longer seems to be the editor & has been replaced by an anonymous staff writer. It's anyone's guess why Schmalfeldt is skulking in fear. If Myrtle beach, SC is suddenly rampaged by a series of pipe bombs, then Brett Kimberlin has become very upset with Bill.


416e85 No.294292

File: ad7747615b0e619⋯.jpeg (24.5 KB, 310x180, 31:18, uporch2.jpeg)


Not only is the sand-filled, weeping pussy hiding under the porch, he is F5ing websites for information on peace orders etc. But all he is going to find is butthurt. And he is so stupid that he hasn't figured out you can't sue other people because your butthurt level is beyond inifinity. https://hogewash.com/2017/11/29/logins-247/

1a06d0 No.294525

File: fab686a80376c88⋯.png (327.02 KB, 960x250, 96:25, forge1.png)

This dimwit has been caught over & over forging names, comments, etc. If his 8th lawsuit servives a motion to dismiss, the moron may have to expalin in court why he forged one of the defendents name in one of his books. He may also have to expain in court why he decribes himself as someone who would giftwrap a dead baby, tear it to pieces, and shove it down someone's throat. This should be fun.

Image with forged intials from his book Troll Louse Kookies which still available on Amazon.

Note: Only Bill Schmalfeldt could have put those initials there

c329d6 No.294563

File: e6e7b88c89da164⋯.png (48.82 KB, 553x429, 553:429, com1.png)

Schmalfeldt is a serail harasser who has threatened too many people for far too long. Yet, he claims he is the victim. The following image is from a recent comment that fairly accurately decribes what a evil and vile person he truly is. More here. Be sure to read comments for LULZ


4bc80f No.294567

File: 8428da067303c27⋯.png (37.18 KB, 575x239, 575:239, ploting.png)

It seems that the current staff writer at Bretibart Unmask has a similar writing style of a certain anti-semitic, racist, sand-filled vagina, DUMBFUCK coward that is hulddled in his own pee fear underneath the porch.

In other news, a inflatable, std infected, blow up skank doll seems to be plotting something. The result being, when said certain anti-semitic, racist, sand-filled vagina, DUMBFUCK coward sticks his head out from underneath the porch, he will be beaten soundly with Pointage, Laughter, and Mockery.

33dd5b No.294706

File: 83e5f057cfca62d⋯.png (124.51 KB, 289x300, 289:300, bpepe.png)

A few of the reasons Bill Schmalfeldt goes by the nickname of DUMBFUCK on several blogs are he has lost all of his lawsuits. He uses the same losing arguments in every lawsuit. A court appointed attorney forced him to drop one of his lawsuits. He has been told on two separate occasions by a trial judge that his understanding of the law was wrong. A Court of Appeals found no reason to review his case. He continually claims that his understanding of the law is correct and everybody else's is wrong. Why? Beacuse BIll Schmalfeldt is DUMBFUCK + inifinty.

More here - https://hogewash.com/2017/12/03/team-kimberlin-post-of-the-day-1724/

c329d6 No.294833

This is from a time where Schmalfeldt made a video trying and failing to prove he was disabled with Parkinson's. A spoof was made of his video, his failed attempts to dox Kimberlin Unmasked and some of his more nortoriuos tweets.

873c56 No.294834

>he looks like a fat version of one of the CS:S hostages

c329d6 No.294837

File: 8425775106432a9⋯.mp4 (4.84 MB, 720x540, 4:3, op2.mp4)

Bill once made a video trying and failing to prove he was disabled. A spoof was made to descredit his claims, doucment his faliure to dox Kimberlin Unmasked & to show some of his more vile & notorius tweets.

c329d6 No.294899

File: 4b01635bee351ab⋯.png (52.53 KB, 606x328, 303:164, biln.png)

Bill's Back! Bill has had over 200 + Twitter accounts. He has just switched from @TrumpThumpRadio to @ByeByeHoggy and is in full fixation mode. He's manic, he's fliping and making veiled threats.

6265c5 No.294904

File: 28369aa00e37db8⋯.png (290.07 KB, 397x470, 397:470, std.png)

Seasons Greetings & Tidings Of Joy From Bill & Diane.

0adfd7 No.295168

File: 90e4b220b04b605⋯.png (119.81 KB, 507x250, 507:250, fume.png)

Bill Schmalfeldt has lost his 8th lawsuit. The Magistrate Judge has recommended that the suit be dismissed for lack of personal jurisdiction. Several months ago, the DUMBFUCK LOLCow was mocked, laughed at, & told over & over that his 8th lawsuit would be dismissed. Yet, the DUMBFUCK persisted claiming he was law & all would be punished. DUMBFUCK now is waiting to find out the backlash that is headed his way.

See prediction at


More on the actual suit can be found here


57f12b No.297399

File: 85c00ded5f49573⋯.png (25.06 KB, 634x159, 634:159, rjones.png)

This Moron is now claming that former heavyweight champion Roy Jones is a pedophile/pederast and running for the US Senate in Alabama. This is the same faggot who fantasizes about raping Cub Scouts and is best friends with a serial bomber and child rapist Brett Kimberlin Hat Tip - http://thinkingmanszombie.com/2017/12/who/

785002 No.297431

File: 0eb0b1452554eb1⋯.png (241.83 KB, 448x328, 56:41, billshouse.png)

Schmalfeldt has 14 days to object to the dismissal recommendation by the Magistrate Judge in his 8th lawsuit. Schmalfeldt has not yet informed the court of his latest address. He may be trying to avoid paying court filing costs and Marshals Service fees. There is some good news, little birdies are chirping about a certain house. Pee flood advisory has been issued for certain parts of South Carolina.

79f3ed No.297612

File: ca0a5e72d404d4e⋯.png (499.83 KB, 663x589, 663:589, bpredator.png)

South Carolina, Myrtle Beach…

Why is this sick fuck not in jail?

785002 No.297716

File: c4adc64252735b9⋯.gif (300.02 KB, 320x240, 4:3, bswet.gif)

Bill Schmalfeldt has deleted his recent Twitter account (@ByeByeHoggy). Schmalfeldt as gone into hiding because he is fearful he will have to pay court costs and U.S. Marshall fees from his 8th lawsuit. Funny how he deleted his latest Twitter account after a picture of current resisdence was published. The DUMBFUCK LOLCow has always had bladder control problems when having to deal with the conquences of his actions.

785002 No.298277

File: e9dd51d9e0bcdba⋯.png (30.11 KB, 589x150, 589:150, elpas.png)

Bill's back and this time as Swingin' Dick Dyson @ElPasoSwing on Twitter. Bill never fails at proving he's the universe's stupidest LOLCow. Bill’s so remarkably shortsighted that he is foolishly unware when he gives away his location when he’s trying to hide. If he has actually moved to El Paso, TX, a certain federal court in SC may take a dim view to that if he has not informed of the move. That SC federal court may want him to pay the court costs after losing his 8th lawsuit. The fat, stupid, racist, anit-semetic, child raping, faggot never learns. It’s why he will forever be Krendler’s Monkey Dancing DUMBFUCK LOLCow Bitch. What is expected of this Faggot DUMBFUCK LOLCow is that he will file his 9th lawsuit, lose it most fantastically and turn tail, run and move out of state. In the last year are so, this Faggot DUMBFUCK LOLCow has moved out of 3 states after losing a lawsuit.


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