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File: a8eeb2b7f887ec2⋯.jpg (118.78 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (23).jpg)

226ce2  No.316775

Can we talk about this fucking retard?

>Kick your friend (mumkey) out of the procastinators show (which was part of his income)

>Mumkey tries to clear things by telling his version of the story on why he is not going to be in his shitty podcast

>Be sloppy at explaining the whole situation but tries to be mature and neutral in the whole thing

>Digibro loses his shit

>Namedrop the username of the person that is going to replace mumkey in the show he got kicked out of, who is supposedly digi best friend and has high anxiety but still didn't give enough of a shit to edit out of his video explaining how he is going to get replaced and shittalks mumkey

>Mumkey is the one that goes on a crusade in youtube comments and twitter about why you shouldn't harass his replacement, digi doesn't seem to care

>Gets pissed that mumkey doesn't want to do mumkey own podcast with him after that

>Digi Trashtalks some of mumkey fiends that had nothing to do with the whole thing, about how they are all trolls and how they harassed him and his best friend (which I remind you didn't mind to namedrop him)

tl;dr: Fire your friend, trashtalk him for trying to explain the situation, get offended that he is not going to work with you in his projects, namedrop your best friend with anxiety problems in the middle of a shitstorm, etc.

And that was months ago, I don't know what this retard has been doing lately but apparently he has been involved into more shit: https://youtu.be/50-VDQj465Q?t=2927

Can someone give me a quick rundown on his latest shenanigans?

226ce2  No.316777


244be6  No.316780

The ED article about him was recently completely re-written. Got some interesting stuff there now.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Digibrony


5932f1  No.316803

File: cda5c19a41c3499⋯.png (237.78 KB, 510x519, 170:173, 778c3b4a7b894f24066521b7e0….png)

Apparently Digi is now engaged with May Morris. I'm to lazy to check of this is a ruse but, if its true than ==W== ==E== ==W==


3793b1  No.316809

Vimeo embed. Click thumbnail to play.

holy shit


ca4629  No.316816

>>316775

This autistic cunt shills himself constantly on 4cuck


fe24f8  No.316913

>>316803

She looks like a horse. Makes sense.


226ce2  No.316995

File: 0c00706611f3e9e⋯.jpg (1.28 MB, 2272x1704, 4:3, laugh_richard_stallman.jpg)

>>316803

I just realized that that one pic with digi gf doesn't have a dick drawn in her mouth and is just a shitty necklace


357c15  No.317102

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>316803

Odo is that you?


fe717a  No.317196

Didgibro is a fucking idiot with a uhh I've ego so id be very interested to see how much julay he has to offer


e2f04d  No.317282

First Soulbrothanumber3, now Digibro is another Youtuber I kinda like that appears on this fucking board. Shit.

Ironically enough I was starting to get tired of his main cocks. Basically doing what every youtube "critic" does, which is to state the obvious in a very "intellectual" manner, I still like his style but he was starting to get stale for me.


226ce2  No.317286

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_6UCkxu_U

Post your favorite mumkey vid


226ce2  No.317287

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>317286

Oh shit I'm a retard


1cb29c  No.317349

>>316775

there's nothing inherently cow-like by being mean to people on the internet. you seem to be writing as if you're upset.

though glancing the ED article, this person looks pretty embarrassing and probably high functioning.


226ce2  No.317377

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>317349

>brony

>got a bf out of loneliness (a distance one athat that)

>confessed to like being depended on and kind of a manipulative ass hole ( not to mention how often he just loses it to his friends and doesn't mind throw people under the bus)

>one of his patreons say how he has lately lose it because of youtube comments and how he is now identifying as some kind of Apache helicopter (48:48)

>not a cow

The highlights are him being a liar apathetic manipulative ass hole tho. Not saying that because of butt hurt but there are entire series of videos documenting how he lies or contradicts himself

( The Kicking of Mumkey Jones: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1XLhkXM5unNFq0hBQrVMdKsm_0nXoitS )

(How digibro saved the anime comunity: https://youtu.be/nSuqX1ZrMTo & https://youtu.be/vp23rWJDLDE )

He is a cow

He is just not the stupid dumpster fire spectacle kind


930e5f  No.317418

>>316803

Is May Morris a tranny?


66f7c6  No.317492

>Horsefucker """"""""analyst""""""" drama

Does this Digi guy have any connections to other brony lolcows like Peet?


4030fa  No.318621

>>317492

ForNoGoodReason mentioned him in one of his streams.

as far as i'm aware, he does livestreams where they criticize digifaggot "detractors".

the plot thickens


59921b  No.318719

>>317492

Dude essentially created the sub-community.

On top of that he was the center of a huge drama storm in said community like 4-5 years ago.

Also like anon above mentioned FNGR is a massive Digi dickrider(made at least one video where he on camera offered DIgi over $100 to talk to him), and Jerry is a known hater of Digi(forgot if Peet a-logged Digi or not).


64a6ce  No.318726

How is the commentary community so fucking full of backstabbing and drama?

This is like one of those weekly drama shows that have been running for 40 years.


357c15  No.318733

>>316775

Didn’t another famous brony got outed as a pedophile recently?


4033b3  No.318754

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3793b1  No.318792

>>318726

Because you need to have the personality traits that'd let you do that, to be able to build up a cult of personality around yourself, to begin with.


77df98  No.318929

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>317286

Hard for me to decide, but the one where his grandma reacts™ to his Boku no Pico review was one of my favorites. It got removed from YouTube and I can't find a mirror anywhere.


b95baa  No.320001

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Really Nogs my joggin


bc1137  No.321375

>>318733

Yup, Toonkriticy2k. While most bronies seem to have disowned him, some people went into full on denial mode over it and then he became a furry and started calling himself Zakky Wuskers or some shit.


b86d35  No.321554

>>321375

>>318733

https://archive.fo/fWh0R

I knew there was a thread somewhere that had to do with this thing someone linked Jim to before he decided to pretend his AIDS intensified to the point he can't talk for 20 minutes.


601f99  No.340640

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>317286

Watching him satire the retarded looking Naruto clothing was pretty entertaining.


0ba97c  No.383236

File: 3e518142e0d6a25⋯.jpg (151.21 KB, 598x429, 46:33, Image 2.jpg)

Local brony is utterly confused why a private company would not want to be associated with loli, incest and bestiality.


eb3247  No.383247

>>317377

>identifying as some kind of Apache helicopter (48:48)

I've seen variants of this lately, where very minor e-celebs identify as "aggressive" vehicles to impress themselves when they lose relevancy. Would have been funnier if he picked something named after a dumb horse breed.


0b4e37  No.383250

>>383236

It probably has to do with that FOSTA shit.


88cd81  No.383256

>>383247

the "I identity as an attack helicopter" joke goes back to goobergate and was always painfully unfunny


0ba97c  No.383259

>>383250

Even if it wasn't that, how out of touch does Digi have to be for it to even be a question that yeah, this kind of stuff is understandably viewed as socially unacceptable and therefore having it and funding it is not good for a company's reputation? I mean there's advocating for free speech and then there's being a socially inept dolt who can't hide his power level. But then again this is the guy who said that if he got an offer to double his income on the condition that he couldn't say "nigga" in the stuff he makes he'd turn it down because "fwee speech so important guise"


0b4e37  No.383260

>>383259

People brainwash themselves. How many people are you aware of that are quick to point out their own foibles for others to know? It's evident that he doesn't view himself in the wrong, but paypig can do what they want with the business. If he doesn't support them, he can try it on his own.


0ba97c  No.383268

>>383260

>If he doesn't support them, he can try it on his own

It's funny because he cited this as a reason paypig needs competition. There needs to be other competitors to paypig but if someone makes a crowdfunding site for loli and stuff it's not even going to be in the same realm as paypig. It's not gonna steal away any creators or customers from paypig except the ones who got kicked off for drawing six year olds getting gangbanged by dogs.

It's like how Gab and Hatreon advertise themselves as free speech platforms yet the only people who want to use them are, at best, the scum you find in the comments of right-wing baby boomer facebook pages, and at worst, actual nazis.


16eb12  No.383273

File: 72da851c8d28b9e⋯.jpg (189.36 KB, 717x880, 717:880, FviuO.jpg)

>>383268

>actual nazis

>scum


f42aba  No.383326

>>316775

I actually kind of like his videos, even if he's a feggit sometimes.


0ba97c  No.384108

File: d0a2ab3abb8f7b4⋯.jpg (111.32 KB, 615x346, 615:346, Image 2.jpg)

>All I did was talk about my undying love for jacking off to drawings of little girls and people…don't like it?

>EXTREMISTS! ALT-LEFT! COMMUNISTS!

>YOU'LL SEE, paypig! YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL RUE THE DAY WHEN YOU SIDED WITH AN AUDIENCE WHO DOESN'T APPROVE OF DRAWINGS OF KINDERGARTNERS BEING RAPED.


2b5d26  No.384792

>>384108

Honestly, he's right. He may be a faggot who kicked his friend from the podcast over some stupid shit. However, people are losing their shit over fictional drawings of fictional characters who have no feelings, no presence in the real world, and cannot get hurt. Like why now are people taking the moral highground over him doing what other people, some bigger than him have done? It's fucking childish, this is the type of shit I'd see from the foxdicks, Jesus Christ.


0b4e37  No.384838

>>383268

I agree. Most people will not care about these types of anti-social behavior being removed from paypig. I also agree that any kind of competetion with paypig will likely not start because of those anti-social behaviors.

I don't know why people find it necessary to make their anti-social behaviors public however. It seems the past 20 years with the Internet has been a game of who can out do others through degeneracy, and it's disgusting. The Internet was about sharing information to build society, not about allowing people an infinite cyberscape to sin and defile society's norms and mores, relinquishing them to annihilation.

The dude's a moron.


0ba97c  No.384851

>>384792

This isn't just about that stuff existing. He's acting like it's a huge injustice that paypig doesn't wanna have that stuff on their website. Look, I don't think this stuff should be illegal. And I believe that being into it doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. But anyone who is outraged and surprised that this stuff isn't socially acceptable has spent way too long in an edgy anime internet dork echo chamber.


2b5d26  No.384884

>>384851

I 100% agree with you.

I’m talking about the people who moralfag about Lolis being bad however, which I have seen a fair bit of them on Twitter.


0b4e37  No.384889

>>384884

They are.


a2b2b5  No.387706

File: 199658a39552451⋯.jpg (33.59 KB, 513x135, 19:5, muh loli.jpg)

Are you ready to fight for free speech through the power of loli?


b8c297  No.387743

File: 369500b590eb72d⋯.png (60.99 KB, 751x507, 751:507, 2018-03-28 15_08_52-Greens….png)

>>316775

HAPPENING

Dick Masterson might invite digibro, Munkey and MrNobre (some guy giving shit to digi for being a pedo) to his podcast :^)


0b4e37  No.387769


e642db  No.387915

>>387706

I love how all the "free speech advocates" interpret as free speech as "if you call me an asshole for saying asshole things then you're infringing on my rights!"


2b5d26  No.387955

>>387915

is Digi really saying asshole things though?


dd8a1a  No.387966

File: 6b39da2f8bc5b91⋯.webm (1.12 MB, 640x361, 640:361, [WEW INTENSIFIES].webm)

>>387706

>Digibro advocating for free speech

>The guy who wanted to close down youtube comments and only allow discussion of his videos on reddit

It's all fun and games until they come for your lolis, eh?


2b5d26  No.387976

>>387955

okay I should've clarified more: as of right now with the loli thing


e642db  No.387988

>>387955

>>387976

I guess that's subjective. I personally think it's pretty assholish to throw a tantrum at a company because they made the decision not to support drawings of kiddie sex and then lash out and accuse everyone who isn't chill with loli of being in some kind of extremist cult.

And then calling it all "dying on the hill of free speech"


a2b2b5  No.388061

File: 2e0fa6fd69f73ee⋯.jpg (57.25 KB, 636x484, 159:121, shot.jpg)


a2b2b5  No.388099

File: 1c684b4c17e102f⋯.jpg (52.62 KB, 750x897, 250:299, hmm.jpg)

>>387966

So much for free speech.


b8c297  No.388102

File: 5d13afcef96b84e⋯.png (24.48 KB, 716x247, 716:247, 2018-03-28 16_47_15-Greens….png)

IS FUCKING HAPPENING

digibro vs Mumkey vs some guy calling digi a pedo on the same podcast.

(gets posted on tuesdays here: dick.show)


0b4e37  No.388247

>>388099

is this irony or hypocrisy?


e642db  No.388268

>>388247

Hypocrisy.


b8c297  No.394833

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2c4858  No.394862

File: 56679a09f5a92b0⋯.jpg (107.22 KB, 500x334, 250:167, 1895147556_50f8b41708.jpg)

>>394833

>tfw someone says they jerk off to little kids


1124d6  No.396668

>>316775

mumkey get off 8chan and make a good video


4757a8  No.396670

File: 66b3e11f5696941⋯.png (642.33 KB, 526x511, 526:511, Capture.PNG)

>>394833

Dicks reaction is perfect


0ba97c  No.400224

File: 6761890df99ba64⋯.png (396.14 KB, 1024x755, 1024:755, the_alt_right_by_rednblack….png)

>>394833

Just watched the full thing of this. I absolutely love how Digibro was trying to make paypig ashamed of catering to an audience with an "extremist voice" (>>384108) but on The Dick Show he says if he can't use paypig then he'll go to Hatreon, where the top two earners are Richard Spencer and Stormfront.


48da31  No.401216

>>318929

>the one where his grandma reacts™ to his Boku no Pico review

I want to see this.


ca6375  No.401249

File: 37009a5c606a261⋯.png (269.83 KB, 381x401, 381:401, when you listen to digibro.png)

>>394833

His expression reminds me of that fitness trainer being lectured about "healthy privilege" or whatever


14e81d  No.401323

>>317282

Wait, what happened to soulbrotha?


16c50c  No.402280

File: 54235cf67ae3db1⋯.png (616.06 KB, 834x435, 278:145, let's.PNG)


88b167  No.415457

brain capacity is really at an all time high these days


1124d6  No.415990

File: b1ff116dc017e4b⋯.gif (805.37 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1464526650065.gif)

this is a very good youtube shill thread


7188de  No.434600

>>317286

>>317287

>>318754

>>318929

>>340640

Reminder that mumkey is reddit cancer and you need to go back to 4cuck.


73b45f  No.434671

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>434600

>(1)

Gee I wonder who could be behind this post

testing something at the same time


86d987  No.434673

>>434600

MUMKEY JONES IS GONNA BREAK YOUR BONES, HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKIN BOUT HE'S GOT STATS YOU KNOW!


a0ea7d  No.434857

>>434673

A HOME-GROWN STONE-COLD BALLS-OUT KILLA 'N' A NO DOUBT THRILLA LIVIN IN THE BACK OF A DISTILLERY


4b84b7  No.435136

>every interpersonal youtube drama e-celeb situation is /cow/ worthy

FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A HOLE

KILL YOURSELF, YOU ARE LITERALLY A SUBHUMAN


fedfd8  No.435826

>gay


f36a43  No.436699

>>435136

Thanks for the bump


86d987  No.436701

>>435136

>t.DigiLoli


067b05  No.439499

>>316775

Mumkey fans are extreme autists


86d987  No.439503

>>439499

Shut up DigiFaggot


ea8c6f  No.444750

>>316803

=W E W=


ea8c6f  No.444751

W E W


5a84ed  No.483767

>>316803

she looks like a cross between Shoe0nhead and Blaire White


414d7c  No.507173

>>317377

>He is just not the stupid dumpster fire spectacle kind

I agree but I think he stands a good chance of becoming a dumpster fire cow once his podcast house idea crashes and burns, especially if it happens at the same time his marriage collapses


f36a43  No.508793

File: a23036fd498347f⋯.jpg (225.37 KB, 915x697, 915:697, Image 11.jpg)


fccbb9  No.508802

>>508793

Is this a fucking Dril tweet manifested in reality?


f36a43  No.508813

https://youtu.be/kW2iicmu9I4

(at about an hour and four minutes in)

I love how Digi has progressed into "If you unfollow me on twitter for defending loli porn then you're a piece of shit person"


a7082e  No.509347

>>508793

This needs to be the go-to example for not knowing when to shut the fuck up.


59e51b  No.509415

File: 5c19ccd4353ee46⋯.jpg (144.94 KB, 768x768, 1:1, irlmaddox.jpg)

>>316775

I should preface this with I am a major DickHead. I've followed Dick Masterson his whole career and through the Dick Show came across Digibro. Eventually Digibro and Mumky started getting equally big around the same time and then Digibro started being a sperg.

>Consensus amongst Dickshow fans Mumky>Digi but Digi is overall harmless and makes decent stuff with the PCP

I looked into it more when encyclopedia dramatica started shitting on Digi

>Digi is a bitch nigga

>Digi is a pussy

>Digi is a shota fan

Guy can't take critisim and cries over guilt by association shit. However as far as the Mumkey and Digi drama, I actually think it ended the best way possible:

>Digi and Mumkey hate each other have a nasty break up

>Both kinda don't like each other so they talk a little shit and take pot shots

>When people get heated enough to take a side, Mumkey and Digi stop the beef, not because they resolved their issues but because they both decided continuing to argue was just too gay to continue.

>Digi is a joke and made fun of for his loli lust and being a faggot, but still appreciated for some of his better cocks (but is gonna be made fun of for life cause he fucked up)

>Mumkey is doin his own thing and says caring about their drama is pretty gay

Digi lost. But he took his lumps way better than other lol cows

<Link to the show they did together that is pretty decent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekX3KwxnUOo


59e51b  No.509420

>>316803

> I'm to lazy to check of this is a ruse

It's true. Mumkey made jokes about going to their wedding and objecting.

>>316913

I'd pee in her butt. Then again if she is dating Digi she must be fucked in the head.

>>317418

Given Digi's love of illistrations of underage girls getting fucked, the better question to ask is if she is 18

>>317492

oooohhhh now I get >>316913 I feel dumb for not catching that

>>383236

Digi isn't wrong…. but fuck is it uncomfotable to talk about. Listen to the dick show episode where digi talks about it. Most uncomfortable 30 minutes of defense of free speech I ever heard.

>>394833

Yeah that episode. He agrees with digi, but fuck is it uncomfortable.

>>434600

Kinda, but he's funny sometimes. Anyone know what happened to Diary of a Supreme Gentleman?


3f28ad  No.509470

File: 8ac88b5989cba9a⋯.pdf (15.68 MB, DiaryOfASupremeGentleman_n….pdf)

>>509420

It got removed from Lulu and you can't buy it anymore. Have a pdf copy.


473a53  No.509474

>>509470

not him but thanks anon


f36a43  No.509559

>>509420

>Digi isn't wrong…. but fuck is it uncomfotable to talk about.

Really my biggest problem with his whole deal is that he thinks being uncomfortable with loli makes you some kind of extremist authoritarian wacko trying to oppress him and destroy the foundation of free society.


0ea1b6  No.511014

WEW

Someone sent a tip to the FBI about Digibro


f7f5c2  No.511045

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>317286

my sides were in orbit when i watched this


d04ba5  No.511876

>>511014

TommyC more than likely just made an empty threat seeing he's a drama channel.


6b9741  No.512785

Assburger looks like a huge lolcow tbh.

>Used to be an alcoholic.

>Looks like SDP.

>Cringy raps.


a624c9  No.512792

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

So the pedo is gonna marry a rat?


2fa187  No.513152

File: 9798f81f6113a20⋯.webm (3.98 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Digibro_s Biggest Dirties….webm)


1e3d6e  No.513158

>>384108

>EXTREMISTS! ALT-LEFT! COMMUNISTS!

Digibro is a feminist. It's just that, like all feminists, he's too stupid to realize exactly what kind of side he joined, and now he pays the consequences.


59e51b  No.513943

>>509470

bumping you this. Thanks for sharing


750402  No.514076

>>513152

What a degenerate


841fb1  No.515803

>>508793

he's not wrong though


f36a43  No.525700

File: adf861205456b81⋯.png (366.52 KB, 640x1137, 640:1137, upload_2018-8-23_13-58-12.png)

Digi:"I'll say nigger and faggot all I want! I love saying nigger so much that if I was offered a deal that would double my income on the condition that I couldn't say nigger I would turn it down! How dare people distance themselves from Pewdiepie just because he called someone a nigger? That's anti-white racism! Oh and I fucking love porn of cartoon toddlers getting raped! If any of that makes you uncomfortable and not want to associate with me then you're an authoritarian radical leftist enemy of free speech SJW! Goddamnit why won't anime companies pay me to market for them?!?!?!?!"

Also Digibro: http://archive.fo/XfQRY


750402  No.545158

>>525700

He occasionally drops some drumpf-tier comments in his videos so that is not really surprising


f45afd  No.554366

>>383256

the joke was only ever "painfully unfunny" to assblasted tranny faggots like yourself.


9d80cc  No.558070

>>525700

> Oh and I fucking love porn of cartoon toddlers getting raped!

Actually, they're anime children, not cartoon toddlers. Please do not defame our God Digibro ;^)


ca0ea5  No.568012

>>316803

Thats a man isn't he?


fff712  No.569758

>>316775

I actually love both of these cocks creators and wish they would make up.


d04ba5  No.569935

>>554366

you can really identify more of these snarky "hurr durr I'm totally not offended lmao" lefties too just by the mere use of the word "goober"


659487  No.571547

Dont have a foxdick account so I will say it here, May openly talked about getting molested as a child in the past on many instances, the first that comes to mind is during the Digi vs Everybody livestreams because many brought up the pedophile stuff and May would say she was molested a lot as a child(and I think she hinted it was a family member or something) and used lolicon porn as an escape or way to cope with this, as well as using guro porn as another way to cope with this.


659487  No.572074


37d205  No.588694

>>383256

>the "I identity as an attack helicopter" joke goes back to goobergate

No, it's way older than that.


e2cdbe  No.648038

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

PUNISHED MUMKEY

A MAN DERIVED OF FRIENDS


622ba4  No.648116

File: 69d46205a10c03e⋯.png (103.79 KB, 232x227, 232:227, laughing druids.png)

>>648038

With booze you lose.

>imagining burger wrecking the house and his girlfriend while screaming "ASS SMASH"


f4786b  No.648337

File: 6dc93cfd4b6bb27⋯.mp4 (675.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, It's nice to see @Chainsaw….mp4)

>>648038

Wasn't she dating someone else from the pcp ?


622ba4  No.648386

>>648337

She was but then he dumped her for some reason. I think that burger talked about it in mumkey's SA2 playthrough. In that same playthrough burger talked about how he dumped a girl who would later write a book about how much she loves him because he was afraid to have a kid. Instead he ended up digging through another man's garbage.


e2cdbe  No.648798

>>648337

>Stockholm syndrome intensifies


e2cdbe  No.648800

>>648386

You have a link to the book?


0eba88  No.648998

wew


1c645b  No.649168

>>648038

I feel bad for Mumkey. :(


15d9c8  No.649200

Anyone have assburger's mugshot yet?


622ba4  No.649352

>>648800

Burger pussied out of revealing what the book was actually called because he thought that the author would kill herself if he did. He did reveal the synopsis of the book itself though. In the book burger was a super gentleman that drowned at the beach or a lake or something but the girl was already pregnant with his kid. Her mother in law took the kid after it was born and she later found the kid dead in the dumpster. The girl killed herself and ended up in hell where she experienced the drowning event again and again for all eternity. Maybe if somebody goes looking for a book that has that kind of story then we can find that book.


971101  No.649762


e2cdbe  No.649824

File: 46ae5df885ccf41⋯.jpg (98.42 KB, 1068x1080, 89:90, DCNsQwkXUAACr94.jpg)

>>649762

>Height: 5′ 5″ (1.65 m)


192d18  No.649984

File: 0f6848f65641fe1⋯.png (770.14 KB, 933x525, 311:175, unknown.png)

mumkey's not much taller than assburger, both manlets


15d9c8  No.650079

>>649824

How did he reach her neck?


f6c778  No.650882

File: 8830bd938c5a99a⋯.png (571.7 KB, 600x580, 30:29, never_ever.png)

>>648038

The comments though

>It was the catfood

>And to think mumkey made out with a criminal

>You were supposed to fuck her, not fuck her up burguer!


d498f7  No.651032

File: baaf32c4b3f393b⋯.png (295.04 KB, 620x670, 62:67, baaf32c4b3f393b33de48faed2….png)

Oh, this is fucking juicy! Here's a theory- Burger either didn't fuck Jackie up as much as she initially claimed, or she provoked him into doing so. Jackie never really seemed like a mentally sound individual, so it's not a far stretch that during an argument with Burger, she calls Mumkey because she knows that he'll take her side and give shit to Burger. But she upscales the damage a bit too much and Mumkey does the adult thing and calls the cops, landing Burger in jail. Jackie quickly shifts the blame to Mumkey so that she doesn't have to blame herself and in true BPD fashion fucks him up as much as she can, before nuking almost all of her social media to escape the consequences.

>>649352

Could it be that Rocio chick? Saw her and Burger tweeting at each another and what seemed like Mumkey trying to get them together a while back, but then Burger suddenly shifted to Jackie.


622ba4  No.651055

>>651032

>Could it be that Rocio chick?

I don't think so, if I remember correctly this was before the ghosting thing. Unless burger gave her another chance and then dropped it again for whatever reason, and just forgot to mention that in his story or something.

>everything else

Good theory, I don't know how jackie could fake sexual battery though.


e1428e  No.651220

OPS GRANDMA IS A DIGIHO LOLOLOLOLOL


dab3a7  No.671170

Most of Mumkey's channels got blown with false flags, so he is practically dead in the water at the moment.


ea8c6f  No.671673

>>671170

He'll make another channel


942791  No.671977

>>671170

I bet 100$ that it was Jackie.

Also someone set Burger's twitter to private. Is he out of jail?


898c2d  No.671982

File: 5e7b342c8895717⋯.png (16.8 KB, 980x265, 196:53, firefox_2018-12-12_06-20-5….png)

>>671977

yep he's out


c82afd  No.672026

>>671982

Is Assburger going to murder Mumkey?


0eb727  No.672112

Considering how hard he spergs out over anime and how fucking wrong he is every single time, is it any wonder this retarded nigger keeps fucking up?


3f28ad  No.672118

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>649984

6:34

Manlet confirmed

In all seriousness I hope Mumkey gets his channels back.


27a311  No.672125

>>672118

His videos are on bitchute. Granted, uploaded by others, but still. Thank God for Bitchute. I can still watch Moonman thanks to that site.


69a7cf  No.672277

I feel so bad for mumkey, not only does he have to deal with digibro, but also one of his close friends got arrested for abuse and the person who was getting abused lashed out at him for helping her


3d72fb  No.672287

>>672277

Can i get the rundown on this thing how abused who


27a311  No.672289

>>672287

>Assburger starts dating a crazy codependent

>Assburger is a manlet alcoholic who starts beating crazy codependent when he gets drunk

>Crazy codependent calls Mumkey to try and get Assburger to stop beating her

>Codependent keeps calling Mumkey even though she won't dump Assburger

>Mumkey has had enough of this after a few times and he calls the police

>Codependent screams that she doesn't want the police involved

>Mumkey want her to be safe and this shit to end

>Cops take Assburger away for being an abusive drunk

>Mumkey tries to sleep, misses call from Codependent

>Codependent goes full Borderline and gets so pissed over this that she doxes Mumkey


b98636  No.672298

>>672289

Shame i kinda liked assburg didnt know this was going on in the back

Is he pissed at mumkey too much


edf016  No.672333

>>672118

>In all seriousness I hope Mumkey gets his channels back.

In all seriousness and shitpostness

I HOPE HE DOES NOT


16abcf  No.672349

I have a batshit conspiracy theory. Digibro is part a an informal group of youtubers that rose to popularity after the likes of douchebagchocolat and matthewmatosis built up some fame. They ripped off their formats, but did it much worse. Their cocks is shallow and people watch it in order to feel smart while avoiding cocks with real merit.


a7fd34  No.672785

>>672349

The conspiracy is why there isnt a thread about the youtube analysis community


96b6fe  No.672805

Is there a backup of the video that got him terminated?


07f37a  No.672806

>Halfchan e-celeb drama

Not cows.


adc4e9  No.672812

>>672806

Shouldn't have defended your wanking material so adamantly, you cow.


2a985c  No.672838

>>672812

Fuck off, retard. These threads are just masturbatory "I think X YouTuber is a cuck" nonsense


07f37a  No.672878

>>672812

Say it with me:

Minor e-celebs are not cows

Literally who streamers are not cows

Bloodsports attention whores are not cows


8799be  No.672884

>>672878

>Bloodsports attention whores are not cows

How are R-alph and Sargon not lolcows?


07f37a  No.672916

>>672884

Just being smarmy, obnoxious and stupid isn't enough to make somebody a lolcow. These people just aren't that interesting, especially not to keep up with every day.


3f28ad  No.673124

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

His channels are confirmed to be gone


f1163e  No.673226

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File: 91cbcacafbe251e⋯.jpg (6.87 KB, 300x168, 25:14, images (19).jpg)


adc4e9  No.673265

>>672878

People who sperg out about their wanking material being banned are cows


cdb60f  No.673770

>>672884

Ralph is a lolcow because he was ridiculed by the autists in GG for his shit tier blog and he is still assmad about it years later.


20af0f  No.673866

>>673124

>get banned from youtube, erasing years worth of work

<"I know what I'll do, I'll just make another youtube account"

What a dumb fuck


96b6fe  No.673897

>>673866

I doubt they will delete that too. From my understanding his channel was deleted because he was involved in the domestic violence incident by Assburger and Youtube wanted to clean up their image like when they delete the channels of school shooters and such.


0573a2  No.673909

>>673866

pretty intelligent actually

he got a reasonable amount of his sub count back thanks to boosts from other people due to the ban. i'm doubtful he would get a fraction of his current amount on a different platform

his odds of getting banned again are low, he was done with elliot rodger anyways.


88c7a8  No.673919

>>673909

If what he says is true, and he got banned by some high up executive decision despite some youtube employee saying his videos were fine, he'll just get banned again. Youtube doesn't want anything that doesn't toe the corporate line any more. Even if it limits his reach he'd still be better off and rest easier if he uploaded to a less censorious platform like bitchute or dailymotion. He's already got avenues to communicate with his viewerbase (especially the important paypiggy section of it on p​atreon), so I really don't think posting a link to youtube vs posting a link to bitchute would make a difference. Either way though, even if he does keep his channel up on youtube it'll be fucked by the algorithm for being a new account and having offensive humour, so he won't get the benefits of uploading to a large platform like youtube such as being included in the sidebar of other videos


0573a2  No.673937

>>673919

>If what he says is true, and he got banned by some high up executive decision despite some youtube employee saying his videos were fine

not a youtube employee, just an official snitch

it was focused on that elliot rodger shit, not him or his cocks. i actually remember awhile back I used to watch an elliot rodger music channel until it got taken down with copyright strikes from peter rodger

other people noted elliot rodger related cocks being wiped.

>if he uploaded to a less censorious platform like bitchute or dailymotion

in every instance of this ive seen barely anyone follows

far less money in bitchute and dailymotion as well. his recent paypig boost isn't gonna last, and as he said, over half his income was adsense from years worth of videos (new fans + random people stumbling onto videos)

>having offensive humour

wasn't the reason for the ban


88c7a8  No.673965

>>673937

Yes, but a good chunk of that adsense revenue would've been from old videos which would have remained boosted by the algorithm simply because of their high view counts. That isn't coming back because he won't ever see the good side of the algorithm again, he's gonna be marked as some offensive school-shooter uploader pretty quickly if he isn't already. Honestly if youtube is his only way to build/keep an audience he should just cut his losses and try to get a job that pays a salary while he's still able to live off his saved paypigbux


939bba  No.673971

>>316775

Sounds like Dick Masterson.


8799be  No.674136

>>673866

>Gets paid to make videos

>Make a new account to make videos

<What a retard


d817d1  No.674150

>>674136

So are (((you))) telling us that it is just about cold hard cash at this point?


cc2fdb  No.674154


d817d1  No.674171

>>674154

an hero when?


3f28ad  No.674458


7c9814  No.674554

>>674136

LOL who's the retard now


d817d1  No.674590


7c9814  No.674659

>>674590

I'm not the one trying to earn a living off youtube :^)


8799be  No.674821

>>674154

>All of his friends abandon him

>Got Brandon arrested and now he hates his guts

>Got all of his YT channels taken away

Mumkey suicide arc when?


112544  No.674857

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>674821

Having seen a good fucking chunk of his videos most of which touch upon retribution, death, regret, etc. it shouldn't be far.


1e0031  No.675127

>>674154

Serves him right for permanently damaging Elliot's legacy.


349a0e  No.675324

Looking forward to more internet tards like Mumkey getting a taste of reality.


8799be  No.675429

>>675127

What legacy? Of being a faggot and retard


951942  No.678583

>>674458

Nobody is going there, the attention span of the average youtard is too low

>>674821

Pretty soon, what are his job prospects anyway?


35e4b3  No.678755

>>672289

>doxes Mumkey

I can't find his dox anywhere, though. Where is it?


942791  No.679181

>>678755

As I understand it, Jackie dropped it on her discord which didn't have that many people on there and it has since been nuked.




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