/cow/ - Lolpigs

>>103983

heeeyyyyyy, I remember her. I think she's…..in Seattle.

Past her prime and exiled from Japan with a bad case of the AIDS from her chink lover. She hasn't updated her Twitter in nearly two years. It's hard to believe from a notorious attention whore like her, but I think she's finally given up. She's sitting in an apartment her parents bought for her somewhere, wondering where it all went wrong.

I once attempted to find her Facebook and found someone with her name living in texarkana and everything, however, it's probably not her unless her style of typing has completely changed and she's now going after redneck white trash men

>>103986

>AIDS

I thought it was the herps.

>>103988

You're probably right. I was just joking.

>>104031

How intense is it?

>>104042

pretty intense!

>>104069

I fucking love it when japs go off on round-eye gaijin. Also proving that we aren't so different, in that despite hating the woman he'd still sling one up her. We are one.

Last thing I saw from her was i think a twitter post about leaving japan because of the isolation and everyone being dicks, pretty funny

>>104184

>Goes to xenophobic, traditionalist nation

>Surprised to find out that it's not like her japanese animes

The ironing is delicious

>everyone in japan is being a dick to me

>i wonder why :(

>>104031

How much did she get paid to do that? Or did she pay?

>>104031

>not posting a link

Is it actually porn or just "erotic" with not even naughty bits shown?

>>104187

I watched like a second of that and i'm cringing too hard.

>>104189

It's bikinis and underwear with dumb music.

>>104184

>not realizing you are somebody elses nigger somewhere

>thinking Japan would love to have more otaku trash

Gee, it's like everyone was correct about glorious Nippon not liking weeaboo scum.

>>104210

It amuses me greatly that even if she did all that everyday the pay would still be minuscule compared to being a programmer, dentist, electrician, etc.

>>104222

Depends on the work you do and your attractiveness. I'd compare it to being a semi-professional athelete.

A gorgeous, quality pornstar/prostitute can clear more than someone of a similar age doing more skilled work but after a certain age, you're gonna get dimishing returns until retirement from that line of work. Effective money management and investment during your working career can help you ease into something afterwards like business, but how many whores do you see investing in anything other than themselves?

So yeah, if you become a whore, hire someone to invest your money wisely.

>>104230

I wonder how much Hitomi makes

>>104163

Through dick, unity.

>>104241

$300 an hour if this guy's to be believed - http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/126765/hey-guys-my-fav-pornstar-is-coming-to-town-and-she-is-charging-300-hr/p2

>>104253

Any gracious anons know latin so I can get that etched into a family shield?

Applemilk's story always made me sad I really wanted her to get everything she wanted and not become a psuedo-porn star i feel bad for her :/

>>104326

It makes me sad as well. I wanted her to crash even harder and become a hardcore pornstar. Now I don't even want to see those titties.

>>104331

There are thousands or even tens of thousands of girls like her every year. Chasing unrealistic dreams and filling the pockets of dodgy agents.

>>104337

>mfw they never release the tapes/shoots because it might be worth something at some point

>>104293

>Hitomi for $300 an hour

That's surprisingly cheap

So I don't believe it

>>104326

She's just PT if she went through with her crap. Maybe Applemilk's story is whats keeping PT from actually following through with her dreams?

>>104483

no way. Applemilk looks vaguely attractive when dolled up and kept off the drugs for all of 5 seconds, whereas PT is always hideous with an ass that attracts autists.

>>104482

>Surprisingly cheap

>Even if she only worked 20 hours a week she'd rack up $24k in a month. $288,000 per annum

She most likely doesn't work anything like consistent hours and pay will fluctuate from gig to gig, but $300 an hour is really good money. If I could charge $300 for an hour of my time I absolutely would. Work one 8 hour day a week and still be making just under $10k a month. Ultimate holiday.

Or you can take the route to long term financial stability; work a full 40 hour week, pull in over half a mill, invest fucking everything, repeat until retirement from adult movie and escort business. Live like a fucking king because now your money works for you, so you have time to invest in developing a trade or a skill that can be a hobby-come-earner while you have financial security.

>>104497

pornstars do not think that far ahead

>>104244

On the plus side they're both no longer there

Oh god…the time…

I'm 31 now… fuck everything

What about that magibon girl?

Didnt they hate each other?

Also isnt there another foreign white girl who literally has a yakuza boyfriend or something?

She did some youtube videos but stopped I think because she got knocked up.Forgot the name.

>>104516

I know, I said as much here >>104230

>>104497

300 an hour is too little, for example Gianna Michaels who's now busted as fuck charges between 1000 and 1500, maybe even more depending on the person

So lolcows can be hot?

>>104567

>Paying that much for a swamp donkey

Porn is really good money if you're doing it right.

>>104571

She's aight. Here's an hour of softcore - http://www.xvideos.com/video1356481/applemilk1988_emily_debut

>>104583

And the kind of outdated but still relevant ED article, featuring galleries - https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Applemilk

I've not seen her puse, which disappoints me.

>>105134

fucking love this dirty whore.

>>105141

I genuinely don't get it. I get that she puts on a good show, but she gives me a hard-off. I just can't enjoy her in porn.

>>105143

She's actually funnier in person. Most videos you only see her taking cock, but I'm convinced she's a fuckin /b/tard.

>>105143

She's kind of the pornstar that you can find annoying but keep coming back to her for some reason. Personally, I think she over does it in moaning and screaming but i like how aggressive she is when she fucks.

>>105146

dat "heckling hector" efukt video

>>104553

What happened to Davido-kun?

I only know him from that one video.

>>105158

Don't even care, I'd still smash Emiry to pieces.

>>104555

You are thinking of lorena? knocked up by the Yakuza member and married him or some shit, which I think she's now going through a divorce..? who fucking knows.

There is a thread up on /pt/ about her: https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/79091.html

Bump cuz curious.

>>105549

The only thing I saw to the contrary was some article she replied to where she stated she was worried her husband was visiting bathgirls, or whatever they're called.

Basically in Japan there are places where you go and can pay to have women bathe and clean you, along with rubbing their breasts all over your body and sucking you off. Another odd difference about their rules, they don't consider it prostitution unless coitus or anal take place, so everything else is perfectly legal.

>>136058

They're called soaplands, in case any aspiring tourist wants to know the exact name

>>136061

Are they different from pink salons?

I don't even comprehend the weird image board interest in Em I've seen pop up in the last few months. She's not doing shit though, she's somewhere in NY doing fashion-related studies or "work" and far from Japan. She has been exiled from the internet and all is right wth the world.

>>136062

I think they're a little cleaner, but that's it.

>>105158

>Emiry's oh so unique Japan pop band.

This is kind of good, tbh.

>>104567

I dunno how true it is but I remember hearing on some podcasts that most pornstars now treat porn as advertisement for their escort work, hence why no female porn stars care to talk out about streaming sites.

Any rate, Hitomi for $300 sounds way too cheap. A normal escort costs AT LEAST that much in Japan. I'd expect her to go for 100,000 yen an hour at bare minimum.

>>136062

Based on what I've read, they're very similar. Pink salons are about giving head while soaplands are about the soapy massage. Both are high-volume and low cost in relative terms, so there's a lot of dodgy Taiwanese and Chinese women who've been trafficked and such. I've never been to such a place and never will because I don't want to unwittingly contribute to any sex slavery.

Escorts are so fucking expensive here though. That's why Japanese men are big sex tourists. Go to Thailand and they're as bad as the Brits, and I don't know a single Japanese guy who went to Germany without getting his dick wet in a few brothels.

>>136336

go away emily

>>136168

It's pretty much because of this >>105158

>>136362

By now I'm Applemilk, Peter Coffin, AND Chris-chan.

You guys try too hard- anyone impartially observing drama instead of A-Logging gets accused of troll shielding or being a sockpuppet.

>>104490

>vaguely attractive when dolled up

That's pretty fair.

To me, she looks like a titless, assless steel-jawed blockhead.

Did Emiri every show de puse or did she stick to true-softcore?

>>104567

>Gianna Michaels who's now busted as fuck

How bad? like jennifer white-bad?

As for her fare, well I wouldn't be surprised if most of it comes from nignogs with their entire life savings willing to pay anything to tap that fatty

>>104230

This is not even softcore we're talking about, it was a shitty bikini video, how much could that pay?

>>136359

>most pornstars now treat porn as advertisement for their escort work

I know audrey bitoni did just that, she's not even doing porn anymore now that she has a steady number of clients, and apparently she charge a fuckload of money for not doing anal, ever

>>104187

>sega megadrive sucks

i hope she's in pain

>>141503

Carmella Bing had a Caramel Binge

>>141526

She's a Big Guy.

>>141538

for you

>>141277

>How bad? like jennifer white-bad?

What happened to Jennifer White?

>>104215

Whitey brought everyone modern civilization. I think it's safe to say anyone who considers us niggers should be laughed at.

>>141455

Can't really see the 'busted' in that pic, got more?

>>141909

>>141910

Eh, I prefer her as a brunette, but she still looks hot, IMO. Completely wasted. I saw a few sites stating she's officially been dethroned as the most popular naturally busty hardcore porn star in the US by Siri Suxxx, who honestly has a way hotter personality.

Kinda sad how you can see through her career how porn destroyed Gianna's personality. She could have been some lucky guy's subservient wife. In her early scenes she said what turned her on most was giving head and swallowing loads. It's porn, so that still could have been bullshit (or she could have just dated guys who were shit in bed and selfish up to that point) but still, the enthusiasm was there.

The turning point IMO was this blowbang/titfuck gangbang scene she did. She walks out and there's like six dudes, maybe three of them are black, and right away they start yelling and going "DAMN GIRL, YOU NEED TO GET ON THIS DICK." and she turns to the camera, and you can see the nervousness and awkwardness in her body language. "They don't scare me. They don't scare me." she repeats to the camera man with a fake smile.

Shortly after that, to overcome that obvious fear, considering she was one of the most highly sought-after, in demand, popular porn stars she developed an aggressive persona to deal with it. There's like three videos on efukt describing her as "the most aggressive woman in porn" she got really mean and bitchy with her male co-stars after that. Insulting them, laughing at their lame attempts at lines, slapping them around.

I stopped watching her scenes after that. I still think she's hot, but I've dated aggressive girls like that, and I do not fucking enjoy that shit.

/pornsperging

>>141277

>>141455

>>141503

>>141526

>>141538

>>141562

>>141584

>>141896

>>141898

>>141909

>>141910

>>141913

That's nice, but what does any of this have to do with Emiry?

>>141896

What's worse is that she managed to earn that look only a year after doing porn.

Kids, don't do drugs and porn, or else you'll end up looking as bad as White, but better than Robbie.

>>104187

Eh, I sense facetiousness in this video and shes a qt

>>136168

Before CWC, there was Applemilk.

She's one of the earliest cows most of us remember; her and Gaydiamond. In 2007 (Christ, time flies), trolling was a much more foreign concept to the internet at large, so people responded much more poorly to incendiary comments.

Let us remember the good times.

>>141909

>>141910

Still not seeing the rekt in her anon

>>141913

Meh she always seemed like the crazy sex starved fatty to me, don't know those early videos you talking about

>>142319

Fuck one year? damn, but then again she did like 3 or 4 all-black gangbangs, pretty nasty shit

Who's robbie?

>>142361

>emiry

>qt

GTFO

>>142988

>so people responded much more poorly to incendiary comments

As compared to what? how today any kind of disagreement gets attacked as "harassment"? or how every shitty politician in the world is trying to push actual laws against it?

How is that reacting less poorly than they used to?

>>143017

>>143019

>dat shitty 90s chink BGM

Would get a BJ from her nonetheless

>>141503

>>141526

Jesus Christ, talk about being ruined by porn. That's almost as depressing as Faye Valentine (who cracked up).

>>141913

>Gianna's personality.

So how does she treat any of her fans these days? She was back in PA for some appearance, but I heard she was really nice and humble back then (this was 6 years ago).

Tory Lane is slowly becoming a mess/lolcow (I'd still fuck her). She got arrested once or twice for drinking and attacking people at an airport or somewhere else, and she's a pain in the ass to work with (always coming in drunk, and arriving late).

I heard Gauge is an ass-hole too.

>>180443

I heard she cracked up from the industry and drugs while she got fat.

>>180443

Didn't she go nuts in Japan or something?

>>104293

>Any gracious anons know latin so I can get that etched into a family shield?

it's pig latin but it would be something like "Per Penis Unitas"

>>104253

>>180522

"Unitas per verpae" is closer. Be sure to get it in all caps with interpuncts instead of spaces.

Sheesh, bumpin' this thread to pornsperg?

Jesus.

>>180541

Well…it's about a lolcow that tried to get into [Japanese] porn as a weeabo the Japanese hated. What were you expecting?

>>104497

High end call girls can make thousands per hour.

>>180545

Do we really want to defile a thread about a pre-CWC lolcow with pornsperging?

>>180548

>>104497

If you don't get busted in a sting.

>>180553

Fair enough. Besides acting like a weeabo dumb-ass in Japan, did she even do anything as bad as CWC?

>>104293

That thread doesn't say anything about Hitomi. In fact, the guy's getting derided for being a tight-lipped little bitch who won't just name the girl.

Also he said her initials were A and R and later added her last name was Rae. When it was pointed out how low-end a porn star she must be to only want 300 he said "It's different in Canada." Plus the thread is from five years ago.

No, I'm gonna have to side with the people who replied in calling him a faggot.

If Hitomi escorts, it's probably strictly in Japan. She doesn't like foreign men. That's why she's done all those Scoreland sets but no hardcore. She said she doesn't fuck foreigners because she's afraid of their big penises, but she's worked some pretty big dildos.

>>180548

Really high-end ones, most girls doing porn these days don't reach that mark, which is why they do porn because it still pays better than streetwalking

Thought I would update this thread with some recent stuff I found, if anyone still cares.

http://www.shiftgig.com/u/1564645

http://www.harri.com/emily-connor

>former merchandising executive at major fashion company

>currently seeking work as a bartender

>>196754

>former Japanese rockstar

That's rich

>>196754

>previously had a job with the word 'executive' in the title

>now looking for bar work

That's just depressing.

>>103983

>>104031

She is pretty hot tbh

>>196754

From the shiftgig

>I'm positive that my charismatic personality, eagerness to learn more and passion for spirits will make me a rad bartender.

>I'm fluent bilingual Japanese/English and have a stellar music knowledge.

>rad

>stellar

Her diction is endearing in a weird way. Despite all the shit she's done to ruin her own life, she's still the same eternally 16 year old scene kid she's always been, flitting about from one hedonistic pursuit to the next.

>>197573

>Her diction is endearing in a weird way. Despite all the shit she's done to ruin her own life, she's still the same eternally 16 year old scene kid she's always been

Seems a lot of guys/chicks that age are going through something similar, is like they can't deal with the fact that they are almost 30, that they aren't fucking kids anymore and that they wasted their 20s doing stupid worthless shit

>inb4 projecshun

Nah I'm around that age too but my 20s were more 'traditional' in a way, formation and work, thats all. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't have gone wild and do crazy shit but then I find people my age who are completely fucked up (so much that they look like early 40s) like emiry here and I remember life isn't a movie and if you do stupid crap things don't have a "way of sorting themselves up".

>>198689

> I wonder if I should have

Fucking typos man

>>180561

Aspen Rae?

>>103983

i'd fuck her