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f45105 No.126806

So /cow/ what does he do these days. Does he still rant about veganism and religion and stuff?

e4a1c2 No.126810

neglecting his child, making personal attacks on his ex GFs in his vlogs and shilling his shitty novel


f45105 No.126811

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>>126810

And still treating his fans like shit I presume?


3ab1d0 No.126824

he's also a feminazi.That damn twitter quote of his…


337b7b No.126834

File: 1434202146672.jpg (96.2 KB, 492x492, 1:1, 1405710198541.jpg)

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I remember this faggot, he's a piece of shit.


267280 No.126844

he appears with his garbage videos in the related videos CONSTANTLY. Fuck I despite this cunt. Not even aware of his bull backstory. He's just such a punchable piece of shit. Just his videos alone justify the hate


85cdaa No.126848

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

3422a0 No.127165

His femninazi videos make me rage. Especially the ones about if you're a woman who isn't a feminist you're a stupid bitch etc etc like…wtf.

Also his railing about women's rights but continuously being a slimy fucker who fucks teenaged girls, coerced his baby mama into having pity sex, going on to his preteen fans that condoms are uncomfortable and men shouldn't have to wear them.

This dude…real piece of work. Also his book is fucking awful.


a87917 No.127179

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>>127165

Op here

Its amazing he still has fans after all the retarded shit he's pulled. The question is can he be milked for shit and giggles?


75fee3 No.127190

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>>127179

His fans are all under the age of 15, which makes him more fucking anger inducing.

One of his worst videos was him getting his girlfriend at the time to fake losing her memory bs.

https://youtu.be/gi9gTMMFwBw

I WANNA MAKE A RAINBOW HURR DURR


a87917 No.127204

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>>127190

I couldn't even watch the whole video without wanting to punch my screen


9f3f2d No.127370

All I know about this guy is that he definirely killed his tortoise.


a46a59 No.127616

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Didn't guy marry marry his new girlfriend when she just turned 18? I also recall some drama between him and his older girlfriend as well.


dadaff No.127740

File: 1434324815948.png (32.36 KB, 508x361, 508:361, fuckingfaggot2.png)

wasnt there a tumblr post with the same wording floating about?

anyway disregard for plebs is a fucking idiot


b81ded No.127747

>>127740

I swear, plebs is to 2015 what cucks was to 2014.


96a8ca No.127796

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

SO CUUUTE


066995 No.127822

>>127747

Pls, plebs is so 2013.


43e30a No.127895

onision is a character


dadaff No.127983

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>127796

>8 to 14 hours to edit five minute vlog bullshit

>"beautiful Shiloh"

>the obvious fakeness of the video with the Camera set up


710c59 No.131779

/pt/ determined Grog is a psychopath or sociopath or whatever based off of his crazy eyes.


937242 No.134754

File: 1436151419557.webm (1.72 MB, 480x360, 4:3, get out normies.webm)

>>126806

>tfw he turned my sister in to a tumbler sjw.


9165bd No.134767

>>127740

HOLY FUCK THAT COMMENT

>someone needs to school modern fuccbois on what the term 'racism' actually entails

>HURR DURR UR RAYSIS

does he have no self awareness?


78a5d5 No.134791

>>134754

Op here

I feel hes done that to a lot of kids.

Especially the vegan ones


5e0fd8 No.134882

>>127740

So, he's declaring himself a racist then? Onision exclusively dates younger white girls. His first wife, Shiloh, the girl in Texas he cheated on Shiloh with, and his current wife are all younger white girls.

You have a racial preference in who you date, Onision.


dc0f29 No.134887

He's renown for dating 15-17year old girls. His current relationship with Lamo has gone southward as she's milking him financially. I believe they sleep at separate accommodation regardless of having a child. I assume this is because of his "work" schedule with video editing… though with Shiloh he'd changed sleeping patterns. kek.

Regardless. He's a cheater, is currently let his wife fuck around with girls whilst he's cucked, and is still deeply in love with Shiloh.

Has any one even mentioned his god awful "book" yet? Stones to abbigail?

Also, youtube Dontstandsoclosetome for a good few summary videos to how much of a fuck bunch him and lamo are.


dc0f29 No.134888

>>134887

I almost forgot to mention that he raped a chick too and blamed her for the rape by saying something along the lines of "she'd slept with 20 people before any way" lol


2f6002 No.134914

>>127740

>Having racial preferences in who you date is racist

So does that mean that all gay men are sexist?


3b6f10 No.134915

>>134888

Well, I kind of see his point there.

Still, you shouldn't rape people. It's mean. Golden rule, people.


937242 No.134924

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>>134791

fucking degenerates corrupting our youth


937242 No.134931

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>>127740

is it just me or does the word racist mean nothing anymore.


5e0fd8 No.134998

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>>134915

I don't. Being a slut may make you a bad person who makes shitty decisions, but it doesn't mean you can't be raped. If someone forces you to have sex, it's rape, regardless of gender or sexual history.

A few months ago a porn star's home was invaded by four Dindus who tied up her husband and child, and then gangraped her.

>>134931

Like misogynist, homophobe and bigot the extrme left have used these terms so much no one takes them seriously anymore.

>>134887

>and is still deeply in love with Shiloh.

What makes you think that? The guy's a sociopath, he tried to form a cult and when confronted with this past tried to handwave it away by filming himself dancing with tape over his nipples. He was raised as an indigo child. I don't think he's capable of love of anything other than himself. He's just an attentionwhore, living clickbait. He's what Gawker would be if it was a person.

Back when he was with Shiloh they were supposed to get matching tattoos, it was his idea. She went first and got his name on her, then he went second but instead of her name he got a tattoo that says "remember love".


a21ed6 No.135078

>>134887

Here's an Onion update of the past few months for everyone interested:

>His wife Taylor is now claiming to be bi again after years of denial, Greg is letting her mess around with girls so she can figure out her sexuality

>Greg wrote a book about an ex girlfriend, "Stones to Abbigale", it's a shit book romanticizing a co-dependent relationship, includes themes of abuse, sex, murder, etc (watch Gines' read-through its fucking hilarious)

>Greg continues to go on tirades over male circumcision, meat eaters, racism, etc. same old, same old.

>Greg tried to call out people who follow Chris Brown, specifically Ronnie Radke, saying anyone who followed him on twitter meant they support domestic abuse (pot meet kettle)

>And lastly, Taylor is now claiming she is genderfluid/genderqueer because she got a haircut and feels totes masculine now and is hopping on the Ruby Rose bandwagon.

I think that's about it. He's been complaining about not having AC lately, so people are close to calling CPS on him lmao. Dude also has two houses so who knows.


937242 No.135085

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>>135078

why are all me cucks now


1e8646 No.135206

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>134887

Stones to Abbigale is fucking hilarious. A must read 9/11 thumbs up.


b841d4 No.135221

You mean edgy pseudo-intelligent-sion?


3b6f10 No.135227

>>135085

I assume he's hoping he can wrangle that into a threesome.


56b3fc No.135273

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>>135206

This shit is just a Twilight ripoff.


50c486 No.153509

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Onision's new book, released on 11th september


50c486 No.153510

File: 1440113868802.jpg (94.1 KB, 579x585, 193:195, 1438724825790.jpg)

His wife tweets like this every now and then


50c486 No.153511

File: 1440113950364.png (143.96 KB, 540x474, 90:79, 55.png)

This is how Onision made a first contact with his current wife

>Tell me how perfect I am ;^)


50c486 No.153512

File: 1440113997854.jpg (69.16 KB, 960x640, 3:2, om1.jpg)

spot onision


50c486 No.153513

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>>153512

spot onision 2


50c486 No.153514

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Onision implying he wants to get divorced from his "genderfluid" wide


50c486 No.153516

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uh….


0dfe4b No.153532

This entire man's career is built on manufacturing drama. You can not get milk from him because he uses every situation to his gain. He is the best at it there is, frankly if you fall for his drama baiting you're an amateur here.


18fd34 No.153562

>>127822

What about peasants?


18fd34 No.153564

>>153532

It would still be pretty funny to see him react to getting raided by 8chan. Just imagine him getting fucked up and not being able to do anything about it.


bd72c5 No.153698

>>153564

It would be funny; but it would also be discouraged by the rule book we have.


db82e0 No.153722

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here's him and his girlfriend's cuck relationship advice


c9d068 No.154108

>>135078

his shitty-ass book also has a school shooting scene that's purely there for the main characters to share angst and then fuck

so….there's that


0dfe4b No.154113

>>153564

He's been raided by chan boards in the past. All that happens is he makes at least three follow up videos about it on one of his 7(?) channels and plays victim thus getting more dumb vapid teens to subscribe and making more money. You'd be helping him if you did this.

Also

>raid

This isn't /b/


0dfe4b No.154114

>>153722

Why does onion always settle for girls who are either average looking or only slightly above average? No homo he's a pretty good looking dude.


0dfe4b No.154117

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>>154113

I see he's gone for the whole tranny thing now.

Colour me unsuprised.


ce3063 No.154118

>>154114

>No homo

Christ.

Anyway, the dude shows behavioral patterns indicating narcissism and sociopathy but curiously allows himself to be cucked. My guess would have to be him wanting to date people who are easily manipulated. Young girls who are average looking have weak wills, yo.


5b538c No.154137

>>154118

>My guess would have to be him wanting to date people who are easily manipulated. Young girls who are average looking have weak wills, yo.

Already been done and documented. Been really abusive with them too. Can't recall that girl's name but you can find the info on Onision's ED page.


5838cd No.154139

>>154114

He isn't good-looking, he's just skinny and presents himself online like a girl does. He wears make up and heavy lighting, and talks with a feminine inflection.

Also it's been confirmed numerous times he's a borderline. An extremely rare male borderline, but a borderline nonetheless. He targets his younger fans, and then waits until they're 18 to make the relationship public. Dude's 30, his wife is 18. Their contact was initiated when she was 17 with him messaging her to ask him why he was so great.

Borderlines will sleep with anyone, but they have relationships with weak, emotionally fragile, easily manipulated people. You look at any of the hundreds of tweets his wife makes about being miserable and worthless, it's clear she's in the final stages of a relationship with a borderline. God knows how long they'll continue to drag it out though.


a5d3b8 No.154158

>>153513

That fat guy wearing one of those hipster wool caps and throwing up gang signs might be the ost pathetic person I've seen this week


c9d068 No.154167

>>154117

he literally jumped on the bandwagon, considering his vehement hatred of transgender people before this

Then he saw people on tumblr getting attention and drama for pretending to be trans so he jumped at the chance to get more attention, surprise surprise


5b538c No.154170

>>154167

You are talking about the guy who asked the Amazing Atheist to go on the Steve Wilkos show and pretend a fake feud to attract publicity which TAA wanted no part of.


e195e3 No.154253

this guy is such a hypocrite and manipulative asshole

he acts like a big defender of women

meanwhile he cheated on his first wife

she went to live with her family

she had to get her things while he wasn't at home

Onision makes a big fuss about it and shares it with with all his followers

they get a divorce

Onision makes videos saying the alimony he has to pay is too much, like a true feminist would

the most ridiculous lie i remember of his is when he and his wife went to a pizza place

they ordered vegetarian, but got a pizza with meat

they sent it back and the waiter apprearently just pulled the meat of the pizza

the unaware Onision ate the pizza and puked when he realised what had happened, because the pizza was tainted with meat

Onision claims his body naturally rejects meat


46caf2 No.154257

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cf1233 No.154279

you want gallons of milk all you need to do is create enough of a stir accusing him of being a rapist.

first, he actually is one, read the story he and a woman (fan) by the name of Adrienne is rape. she later said she doesnt consider it rape, but read it. its rape.

second, he goes batshit on vidcon (the shitty youtube convention) every single year because rapists attend

on this alone he's completely milkable. happened before. will happen again.


9eb250 No.154281

Didn't this guy make livestreams with his critics and debate them? He's pretty milkable as well.


5783ef No.154302

>>126806

Goddamnit chick in OP photo is cute as fuck I'd fuck that throat any day


cf1233 No.154319

>>126806

>>154281

more than milkable. it's been too long since the last greg milking


7d2781 No.154328

>>154279

He gets buttmad when you remind people that he killed his turtle, too.


cf1233 No.154357

>>154328

hahahahah i totally forgot he was a turtle murderer

oh yeah that is whole milk


5b61f6 No.154657

>>134754

i'd be happy to recondition her, if you know what i mean


0dfe4b No.154682

>>134754

What age did she turn?

>>134924

He only does it for cash he doesn't care about what he says, constant contradictions. Calling women sluts if they sleep with more than 10 people just so he can make drama to profit from. He's a high level operator, literally the best at making drama to profit off I've ever seen tbh.


0dfe4b No.154683

>>154118

>christ

Implying /cow/ is pro gay whatsoever.


750135 No.154700

>>154683

I don't think it's either pro or against anything in particular.


0dfe4b No.154709

>>154700

>against anything in particular

So they love SJW's and trannies then? Sure don't seem like it given all the threads on both.


27206a No.154790

>>154700

Eh, there's a reason why 90% of the lolcows are SJW's and not stormfags.


750135 No.154793

>>154709

We like to laugh and they are funny.


7d2781 No.154805

>>154790

SJWs and trannies have this weird righteous indignation, and they think rage and emotion are a status signal. They follow the popular narrative held by most people, but they crank it up to eleven in an attempt to be holier-than-thou. Ever heard them say stuff like, "I'm literally shaking with rage," with no self-awareness?

Stormfags and the like tend to be trolls themselves since they know they hold unpopular beliefs..

Here's an interesting article on the subject.

http://therightstuff.biz/2015/07/01/the-future-belongs-to-right-wing-internet-trolls/


961879 No.154849

>>127740

>fuccbois

I vomited on my keyboard just typing that

I wonder when people will realize that word is pretty much just a "politically correct" way of saying faggot these days.

Everything after the first sentence is reasonable but the whole argument is fucked because he's too much of a pussy to call someone a faggot. He types like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

>>134931

Racist, sexist, _ist, _phobic, mysoggykneestic, etc. None of them have any meaning yet the "normies" are too fucking afraid of getting the scarlet letter to fight back.


0dfe4b No.155825

>>154805

>emotion as a status symbol

That's the femimine/infeminite side with no filter, trannies and sjw's have nothing but.


fafaf1 No.155859

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>>134754

My sister uses tumblr for "fandom" shit and knew that I use 8chan. Apparently she heard /pol/ was this evil nazi scum board and decided to check it out (This was pre second exodus) and decided that she really liked it because /pol/ didn't give a shit about political correctness. Feels good man


c8d061 No.155957

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>>126806

Never even heard of this faggot before and his face alone makes me want to wipe the fucking floor with it. Yet, he got a massive following on Twitter made up of mindless drones and calves. Stop this fucking world I want to get off.


a236a2 No.156138

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>>126806

>Le randum face


028de1 No.156661

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>>127190

>mfw MrRepzion actually believed it and went full apeshit because "as a person who has actually experienced this, I…"

Talking about insufferable cunts, he is a real faggot. I don't believe half his fucking stories, and the ones I do believe I'm pretty sure are bullshit anyway. Like him being raped by that priest. That is some lulzy shit.

I think MrRepzion is the only youtuber that would ACTUALLY kill himself is people told him to.


937242 No.156789

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>>154682

some time in her teens (not a big surprise) shes a blue pilled basicbitch liberal who spends most of her time browsing the gay and lesbian section of Netflix . she never really like how much of a "shitlord" i am. luckily we work at opposed times so we don't have to see each other that much.


74790a No.157100

>>154114

Get out greg.


247970 No.157154

>>156661

Amen. Everything out of Repzions mouth is a lie.

Repzion is one of the biggest faggots on YT horrible smug face and terrible cocks the star wars trailer video where he is crying is one of the most pathetic and laughable things I've seen.

Also lol that he shit it from a debate with Onision because he knew that faggot Onision would own him.


308f09 No.157506

File: 1440925720366.png (164.45 KB, 500x653, 500:653, 1440873743871.png)

Apparently Onision has a second child AND a restraining order

More about it here:

https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/29193.html#171584


027ec1 No.157562

>>157154

I remember watching a few of his vids. He always made a decent point in the beginning of the video, just to make it all about him and cry like a bitch. Also, he's an easily triggered moralfag. Also, confirmed pedo/hebe whatever you call it.


80da54 No.157563

>>127740

>White guys who prefer women of their own race are narrow minded racists

>White guys who prefer women of other races are racist imperialist scum


51b230 No.157576

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>>127796

WHAT THE FUCK


a583dd No.157868

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62f450 No.158261

>>157868

Holy fuck. This dude is beyond a lolcow. He's malevolent piece of shit.


c0b18d No.159024

>>157868

The dude from these posts did a phone interview with some youtuber about Greg in HS

http://pastebin.com/JSe46v9g


12ad9a No.159047

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>>127740

Disdain for plebs is a fucking beast, and you're a faggot for not liking him, what has he said here that is inherently wrong?

I think people are confused as to what is happening in his image, DfP is replying to a Post by Onison, not the other way around.


da14a1 No.159260

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Lest we forget his beyond-awful series where he tries to be PewDiePie but is too lazy to even play any games so he just spouts a neverending stream of shit over some image macros.


cf1233 No.159430

>>159260

breakin' all the rules

skippin' all the schools

i am onion and i am god


d82093 No.160522

File: 1441464117371.jpg (10.01 KB, 225x255, 15:17, milo.jpg)

>>155859

nice…


028de1 No.160654

>>157562

>Also, confirmed pedo/hebe whatever you call it.

Source? This is great if true.

>He always made a decent point in the beginning of the video, just to make it all about him and cry like a bitch

Literally what I have always said about him.

Also, he says "fag" very weirdly. Guess it's because of "muh speech impediment"


4aa08e No.160707

>>160654

Fag has lost its original meaning ages ago.


0dfe4b No.160785

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>>155859

/pol/ fags are the worst. Please tell me she has become a /pol/tard?

>Also, confirmed pedo/hebe whatever you call it.

He's known to skype with teenage girls since he met at least two of his GF's this way (which must mean he has spoken to others but no proof of this).

>he's an easily triggered moralfag

He's actually a complete degenerate, any drama of his you see is manufactured sometimes expertly. He's the Elliot rodgers of e-drama.


6d8949 No.160867

>>160785

Why do people make gifs like this? There's not even any lip-syncing. It could have just been a jpg with a caption.


3453b5 No.160886

>>160867

it's a tumblr gif. note the shitty compression and 3 second loop


b2c4ff No.160888

>>154139

Male borderlines are extremely rare because of selection pressure. Not only are a minority of bpd cases male, but because there's no societal pressure against killing/incarcerating crazy dudes, most of them end up either dead or in jail in early adulthood.

>>154849

I prefer jotito to fuccboi as my go to for "faggot" in polite company.

>inb4 Paco go home


4aa08e No.161067

>>160785

Revy, please don't derail this thread like the last one.


5838cd No.161079

>>160785

Yeah, but let me let you in on a little secret you might find interesting.

You will never look anything like the character you avatarfag as. You're going to be a fat autistic tranny for the rest of your life. The hormones won't fix any of your problems, surgery can't fix what's wrong with you. Your desire to pretend to be someone else is a combination of your dislike of who ant what you are, and your damaged brain trying desperately to fix what's wrong with it. Gender identity disorder is like a computer with with a cracked hard drive trying to run a self-diagnostic with a corrupted operating system. With each passing year you will feel more alone and hopeless and also Black Lagoon is a shit anime and is says a lot about you that you're roleplaying as a smug sociopath who threatens to murder everyone. It's a projection of your own weakness and inability to empathize with others. You will never be able to physically overpower anyone, your reactions are just too slow, your muscles to undeveloped from years of neglect.


0dfe4b No.161111

File: 1441538356380.jpg (74.98 KB, 420x600, 7:10, Heather Mason 05.jpg)

>>161079

I'm not a tranny. I lift regularly and probably look a whole lot better than you

.>>160867

>implying


4aa08e No.161281

>>161111

Are you meant to be another avatar user?


0dfe4b No.161286

File: 1441568304136.jpg (867.08 KB, 750x1061, 750:1061, Heather Mason 026.jpg)


961879 No.161303

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>>161281

It's Revyfag pretending to be someone else.


3453b5 No.161305

>>161079

damn fam savage tbh


0b943e No.161332

>>161111

>still haven't killed yourself


961879 No.161396

>>161305

Stop typing like a nigger.


8c0175 No.161410

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>>161111

Chances that you're a slob who owns a shit-ton of anime posters around your room.

Which gym do you go? McDonald's playground?


4aa08e No.161599

>>161303

So you mean an avatar behind another avatar?


213932 No.165217

File: 1442176840446.gif (1.67 MB, 260x146, 130:73, marital bliss.gif)


59771d No.165488

>>134754

When I was younger (19 now, about 14 then) he got me to turn vegan. I'm currently pescetarian because I wisened up and realized how much of a tool I was.

But the dude's really good at convincing people that are younger it's almost fucking terrifying. Like when I was 14-16 I even went and made a painting of him. Shit's fucked how good he is at it.


da1984 No.165584

>>165217

Fuck he's so annoying.

>all that passive aggressiveness

That relationship will never work.


b9069b No.165587

>>161111

quadz xD


62f450 No.165705

File: 1442248448390.png (151.39 KB, 450x300, 3:2, 398.png)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfAzRREHUoE

Holy shit. His newest book is absolutely batshit a pure lulzfest. He's become a good candidate for the next Supreme Gentleman. Take a listen and see for yourself, just don't get cut on all the edge m8.


56b3fc No.165714

File: 1442250136627.png (100.89 KB, 201x216, 67:72, 1336687653913.png)

>>165705

I tapped out when he mentioned the friend-zone.


916369 No.165771

File: 1442260186244.jpg (Spoiler Image, 282.5 KB, 659x1050, 659:1050, cliff13.jpg)

This guy got me into atheism for the wrong reasons. He uses emotional appeal to twist and shape you to the person he wants you to be. But even then, he'll still shit on you. Like holy hell, I had a dark/moody phase is MIDDLE SCHOOL, but at least I grew out of it and learned that life is more than misanthropy and pretending that everyone else's life is insignificant and as simple as stereotypes.

He's that kind of person that ACTUALLY believes that the people who bullied him will grow up with shit lives when their lives are more complex than that.

I hate this faggot more than any lolcow that has ever been on this board.

Pic related is Onision's opinion on anyone but himself.


0ca83a No.166929

Good 'ol Gerg is still at it, huh?


71a714 No.166935

>>165714

Friend zoned is something that never happened to me. I got to experience the opposite. The few friends I had weren't really my friends. They just wanted to sleep with me. So in reality I've had maybe one friend. I thought I just got along better with girls because I shared their interests more. Turns out most of them weren't even interested in sci-fi or any of that stuff. Not really. I literally had to have my sister explain it to me. That's how big of a sperg I was. So now I have to wonder about guys who say they are in the friend zone. Does she even know? It's not like I wasn't hooking up with girls, it was just the really blatent ones. I guess it's aspergers or whatever. Probably why I don't really like it when my girlfriend watches me sleep or cuddling. Fucking cuddling. It's like an awkward hug that goes on way to long.

Anyway my point is maybe these guys just need to fuck her right in the pussy.


1d9a82 No.166936

>>165771

>This guy got me into atheism

Hold on. What's wrong with you, are you a 12 year old?


741889 No.169976

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


e90b1b No.170305

>>127796

What am I watching? Can someone please explain?


f0b1d3 No.170455

>>134767

The group linked Onision's post and commented on it.

That's how I understood it at least.


56b3fc No.170487

>>169976

>Voicemail #11

All that shit needed was linkin park playing in the background and it could be the most edgiest monologue in history.


66cf32 No.170532

>>165217

christ that's uncomfortable


80516d No.170607

>>170532

I know right, what are they thinking.


92742f No.172175

>>157868

This guy is exactly like someone I knew in high school. except he didn't get run overe on his bike for trying to outrun a car.


b63e21 No.172802

File: 1443695135190.png (185.08 KB, 587x602, 587:602, marital bliss.png)

I wonder if he has a fucking preemie kid


ca3f36 No.173005

>yfw he's getting mad at fuck over Filthy Frank outdoing him in popularity since FF is politically incorrect as it gets


fa3d6a No.173147

>>172802

So, he has an actual article written by a medical professional telling him that meat is an excellent source of iron (because it is in a more absorbable state than in vegetables) and he still has a vegan chimp out about it. We're discussing basic nutrition and he still wants to fucking argue with it.


b63e21 No.173295

File: 1443816532085-0.png (76.38 KB, 587x642, 587:642, trouble in paradise.png)

File: 1443816532087-1.png (65.09 KB, 587x642, 587:642, trouble in paradise2.png)

File: 1443816532088-2.png (76.09 KB, 587x642, 587:642, trouble in paradise3.png)

Some more from that argument.


a4a4ad No.173615

>>173295

Whats up with these people and veganism.


0069bf No.173626

>>173615

All Vegans are narcissistic psycho fucks.


d88ab2 No.173687

>>173295

He just seems like a self-obsessed asshole.


2fb481 No.173697

>>165771

>This guy got me into atheism for the wrong reasons

Fucking kek.

>But even then, he'll still shit on you. Like holy hell, I had a dark/moody phase is MIDDLE SCHOOL,

We all did, but I don't think most of here are dumb enough to fall for Onision's bullshit.

Growing up, I had a lot of retarded friends that hung onto clearly psychotic youtubers. As well as adopting their world views. And they turned into the most insufferable cunts I've ever met.

(One posted MLP porn. On his facebook. With his highscool Friends and family on it. And jumped to a huge nice guy rage when the girl he asked out didn't want his creepy horsefucker ass.)

I hope you apologized to all your friend's that put up with your bullshit.


4fcb1b No.178549

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>173697

>(One posted MLP porn. On his facebook. With his highscool Friends and family on it. And jumped to a huge nice guy rage when the girl he asked out didn't want his creepy horsefucker ass.)

May I ask where this happened? This story is eerily familiar.

Also someone never told Onision about glass houses.


f8a90b No.178579

>>178549

That video, I just love how they are "accusations" and this guy thinks he should just broadcast them.


cc21c0 No.178590

File: 1445970480067.png (183.13 KB, 436x427, 436:427, 1445814529901.png)

>>165771

>>178549

I still say we get this faggot to see what peter coffin is saying about him for over a year. Oniisan gets triggered at literally everything and will hound anyone who disagrees with him (seriously he responded to a youtube comment where I called veganism retarded). meanwhile coffin has been shit-talking him for over a year, yet has such a little fan base idk if oniision or what ever has noticed.

Imagine a cyberwar between two butthurt SJWs competing for attention….plus petes fake wife will come up…


4ed4a2 No.178803

>>178590

I just hope he discovers /cow/ and sends in his cult army to shit u the place


4fcb1b No.179059

>>178803

Be careful what you wish for.


9e402d No.179066

>>173697

>creepy

That word is the most annoying word ever, people use it all the time as a cop out to not appear superficial.


48129e No.179069

>>179066

I think we found the wizard.


ed7b22 No.179075

>>178803

These folks always Google.themselves. Use power words to summon.


ed7b22 No.179076


9e402d No.179077

>>179069

It is true though, why people get a free pass on this? Instead of calling someone ugly , inferior or pathetic they resort to creepy since this way they put all the blame on someone else.

I just want to know why an unarmed 5'4" guy walking on the sidewalk is "creppy".


ed7b22 No.179079

>>179077

Charles Manson is five foot 2. How about we drop the pretense and call it what it is. You set off our arachnid response. We can spot that something isn't right about you, and it makes our hair stand on end. This response is the result of millions of years of evolution. It protects us from creeps like you.


9e402d No.179088

>>166935

Weird, all women treat me like shit and make fun of my body at work.


9e402d No.179090

>>179079

But is the same, is just bad genetics, we do not choose those, also I don't approach women since I left college and I am still called a creep just because I exist.

At least call it like it is, say "you are inferior" instead of creepy, is honesty really something to hard to apply?


ed7b22 No.179092

>>179090

You're creepy because you look longingly but never approach. Sheesh. Stop being creepy. It's not just genetics. Learn to socialize.


ed7b22 No.179094

>>179092

Plus it's hard to make fun of someone when they are in on the joke.


9e402d No.179096

>>179092

That is another thing entirely, not a sexual one, is like people just can't stand that someone likes things they HATE and vice versa, an no, it is because appearance, I have been in this job 4 years, with mostly women, and I know everything, no retard here is going to fool me whit their "feel good" garbage, the only solution to this is for me to be killed or imprisoned.

Also male kids from short women should be euthanized.


ed7b22 No.179098

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>>179096

What? Dude, height matters about as much to woman as penis size. It does however give you a corporate edge and money matters more, sadly.

Try tall woman. Seriously.


a5413f No.179845

File: 1446440654435.png (38.06 KB, 588x148, 147:37, Screen Shot 2015-11-02 at ….png)

Peter Coffin is foaming at the mouth tonight about Onision. >>174995

He also requested that /cow/ should trigger him more than usual by getting him to sperg even further on about this Onision guy. I'm guessing Peter wants to use us for another 15 minutes of fame before all his friends forget about him again.

Can we make this dream happen for this special kid?


dfea0b No.179859

File: 1446443827340.jpg (31.84 KB, 250x250, 1:1, funposting.jpg)

>>179845

Eh, I'll give it a shot

Onision shit his pants and did nothing wrong…. Just like Hitler.

The dumb slut was never raped. No means yes. I like to eat my cereal with cocaine in it.

I'm expecting a screencap with all the context cut out, Petey. Dance, like the puppet you are.


a23a56 No.179874

Has Coffin said anything particularly interesting about Onision?

See, what I figure we do is this: we send one of Peter's tweets or whatever to Onision. Onision will then say 'Ha, what a fag' or whatever it is he would say. Then we show that Coffin thereby triggering another sperg out and in this way we've julayed both cows.


2cae33 No.179900

I don't know who this faggot is, but I saw some SJWs attacking him for saying, "you can be racist against white people, stop being racist towards anyone." I was about to defend him, when I saw he's "CHRISTIANZ ARE THE DEVIL" militant atheist, so he's just a hypocrite getting what's coming to him from his SJW equals.

I love watching retards fight.


4fcb1b No.179904

>>179900

Why don't you shit on both of them.


b6755f No.180040

>>179904

Well we could but it would be hard enough to carry both bottles of julay.


4fcb1b No.180090

>>180040

Excuse me, wat :^)


ab1444 No.180388

File: 1446620807259.jpg (65.02 KB, 535x578, 535:578, 66.JPG)

LIVE: Trouble in paradise!


ab1444 No.180389

File: 1446620834017.jpg (42.51 KB, 527x452, 527:452, lklk.JPG)


ab1444 No.180391

File: 1446620892996-0.jpg (39.92 KB, 567x346, 567:346, top kak.JPG)

File: 1446620892997-1.png (42.86 KB, 618x288, 103:48, 77.png)


ab1444 No.180392

File: 1446621105342.png (62.53 KB, 617x421, 617:421, 55.png)

Also this tweet is the reason Onision went batshit on his wife.

A member of one of his wife's favorite bands tweeted her. Before that, he criticized Onion.


a23a56 No.180395

>>180388

Do they not live together or something?


ab1444 No.180398

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>>180395

From what I know, he films his shit videos in his garage.

Here is the full fight


a23a56 No.180412

>>180398

>From what I know, he films his shit videos in his garage.

Still, it must take less effort to go walk to the garage and fight there than it would to actually type up an argument and post it to Twitter for all to see.

Divorce when?


52b1f6 No.180757

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


dbafd4 No.180774

>>179900

Onision is just an attention whore, period. He has a video about feminism where he spends the entire video just listing women who aren't feminists and calling them stupid fucking idiots.

He's a militant atheist because at one point he tried to start a cult around himself. Google "ciceska" that's what he called it. Called out on it later he just played it off as a joke and said he shouldn't be taken seriously despite having started the cult before ever making his youtube account.

If it's any comfort, he's also stated you're a racist if you have any racial preference in who you'll date, despite himself dating exclusively white girls.

He's claimed to be straight edge in the past and railed against drug and alcohol use, but himself has posted videos where he was clearly high and been pictured with alcohol at parties, and continually pursues relationships with his underage female fans.

Despite ranting about how men are stupid and evil and should be kept on an island while women rule the world, he's also very angry about male circumcision.

His biggest thing is veganism. He hates people who eat meat above all else. I remember to sign up to his forum you had to check whether you were a vegan or vegetarian with no other option to let you know if you eat meat, he doesn't want you there. Despite this he has a troubled history with poorly caring for pets and has "accidentally" killed many, such as a turtle he left outside in a plastic box in the California sun.

The secret is that Onision is just trying to appeal to stupid tweenage girls. That's the majority of his fanbase, and the people who most obsessively mock him are girls who matured, realized they'd been following a sociopath and felt slighted. His last several relationships have all been with fans, all been underage when he initiated contact and all gone public about the relationship as soon as they hit 18.

I'm loathe to agree with Coffin about anything since honestly he's not much better, but Onision is a complete and total scumbag.

One interesting note though: Peter Coffin's hate of Onision is likely related to resentment towards his wife. Peter's wife stated on her tumblr she has Borderline Personality Disorder. Onision is also a sufferer of Borderline Personality Disorder. He probably sees in him what he has to deal with every single day at home.


a23a56 No.180775

>>180774

>Peter Coffin's hate of Onision is likely related to resentment towards his wife

While this is a possibility (see: the comments Coffin made about his wife right here on /cow/) I think it's much simpler than that.

Onision's popular and Coffin's not. Onision seems to make enough money to live off his thoughtless, ill-conceived opinions whereas Coffin can barely make $200 off of his opinions. I think part of the sting for Coffin is that they're not dissimilar. If Coffin's to be believed he rages about Onision grooming his underage fans but his wife was underage and a fan when they supposedly 'met' so really he's not much better.


0946fa No.181462

Creamy meme dude 👌👌👌💯💦🔥👌👌👌

Check his facebook page


e07b1c No.186441

File: 1449628053487.png (1.32 MB, 1116x762, 186:127, cuck.png)

>>181462

I know this post is about a month late but holy shit this is hilarious.

https://archive.is/eQ7N8


e2f71d No.186840

>>126806

okay /cow/

i think i know how to make onision cry

as long as there's at least 100 of us

we all start making 10+ YT accounts, subscribe to him, then on april 1st we all unsub

he'll be like "It's just a joke, haha, april fools"

he'll keep refreshing the fucking page days afterwards, not realizing that we're not coming back

he'll slowly look at himself in the mirror & contemplate everything that lead up to this

shave his faggy hair off, think about all he's fucked up in his life

and curl up in a ball as he slowly cries himself to sleep


e2f71d No.186842

>>186840

and then we walk up to him and beat him with a baseball bat until he stops making sounds


77baa6 No.189522

File: 1450931692133.png (810.6 KB, 1116x792, 31:22, cringe0060.png)

Bump


26ffb0 No.189540

File: 1450938943527.png (294.39 KB, 500x500, 1:1, image.png)

>>180392

>have an anxiety disorder

>an hero failure - parents move my shit back to their house while in hospital

>become an erratic sweat monster if I go outside

>fail spectacularly at life

>read people complaining about their "anxiety" on twitter

>everyone rushes to help them

>mfw I can never be an attention whore for a disease I actually have.


91f861 No.189623

>>189540

>dumb teenage girls complaining about being depressed and having anxiety attacks

>struggle to get out of bed and do anything productive for weeks at a time

I took too much sertaline and I'm think im floating ergh


418476 No.189625

>>189623

Feeling you.

Waiting to pass out after too much Quetiapine 'cause I have no family to celebrate Christmas with.

Can't wait tomorrow reading tumblrina' families triggered them.


924bf4 No.189667

>>189522

Is the guy calling him a cuck the cringe? I think you have to get off to the shame of it to be a cuck or at least be upset about it. Otherwise my understanding of the fetish is way off and I was a very bad man that summer of my youth when I "cucked" those two girls for 3 weeks at camp - as opposed to a very very lucky boy.

Also lesbians are hot. You'd pay to watch your wives and or girlfriends go at it with a hot woman. You know you would.


c6f75c No.189717

File: 1451009579611-0.jpg (389.1 KB, 794x1024, 397:512, actual lesbian.jpg)

File: 1451009579612-1.jpg (56.14 KB, 400x375, 16:15, dykes.jpg)

>>189667

No, no I wouldn't. Lesbians are fucking disgusting, you beta faggot.


38a653 No.189751

>>189717

Not all. Some are absolutely gorgeous and fun to chill with. Also what's a beta doing with girlfriends? You're problem is that you are a virgin with rage. You hate woman you can't sleep with, and I'm assuming this means all woman who don't accept visa or American express.

Two chicks going at it is hot. Even if one of them happens to be a touch manly and only one would be. In every relationship there is a dominant and believe it or not it's usually the more socially aggressive or masculine one who's the bottom or "bitch". There is an entire cottage industry that caters to billionaire executives who want to be dominated, babied, or worse. So we are talking mousy little lesbian dominating your girlfriend. That's incredibly hot. If you don't think so, then you're probably not into girls.

What's more I'm only a "beta" online. In person I have the opposite problem. When I recently asked my girlfriend of 6 years what her first impression of me was her answer was "intimidating". I have to pretend to be cheerful in public all the time and try come off as a goof when meeting people. Otherwise they act like I'm a cop giving them a ticket or something. All nervous and shit. The only time I can let my guard down is at the dojo.

Why are so many image board users misogynist? Why can't you just appreciate the picture of two pretty woman kissing? Does lesbian porn trigger you?


f953b0 No.189754

>>154328

Wait this faggot killed his turtle?


b438b9 No.189864

>>189751

Different anon. Cheating is cheating, no matter the chromosomes of the people doing it. In those shits' case yeah it doesn't matter, onion is a cheater too, but while being in a relationship I wouldn't take my gf kissing someone else.


3658e8 No.189964

>>189667

>paying to watch your significant other have sex with another

>watching your significant other have sex with another

that is the definition of the modern meaning of the word, when broken down to its basic form.

>>189751

>There is an entire cottage industry that caters to billionaire executives who want to be dominated, babied, or worse.

what is your point, that its acceptable because others do it? https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/bandwagon

> So we are talking mousy little lesbian dominating your girlfriend. That's incredibly hot. If you don't think so, then you're probably not into girls.

not the anon you replied to but no i wouldnt because im not a cuckold nor a hedonist.

>What's more I'm only a "beta" online. In person I have the opposite problem. When I recently asked my girlfriend of 6 years what her first impression of me was her answer was "intimidating". I have to pretend to be cheerful in public all the time and try come off as a goof when meeting people. Otherwise they act like I'm a cop giving them a ticket or something. All nervous and shit. The only time I can let my guard down is at the dojo.

excellent blogpost, im sure you are chad thundercock IRL. what is your point? oh, this is because he called you a beta faggot. in that case why would you respond seriously to an question you knew was facetious?

>Why are so many image board users misogynist?

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/loaded-question

> Does lesbian porn trigger you?

again not that anon but i like lesbo porn primarily because hearing a dude hissing, saying "ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaa benis benis benis benis pussy pussy pussy," or just talking at all is a boner killer.


9a1c8e No.190043

>>189754

The moron left it outside under a plastic tote, it was basically baked to death.

Of course this is implying he didn't do it on purpose. He probably decided he didn't want a lifelong pet and offed it.


cf7251 No.190048

>>189751

tl;dr: say that to me irl faggot


9bb11b No.190136

File: 1451254556941.jpg (2.56 KB, 97x125, 97:125, die.jpg)

he's always been a faggot, he will forever remain a faggot


0a05f4 No.190147

>>190043

>He probably decided he didn't want a lifelong pet and offed it

Why not just give it to a shelter? Did anyone suggest this to him?


3658e8 No.190157

>>190147

because he isnt well in the head anon.


b78904 No.190592

Taken from his Hater FAQ https://onisiondotme.wordpress.com/onision-hater-faq/

>Did Onision kill his pet turtle?

>Onision spoke to animal control about it and they said his turtle likely died as a result of a chemical reaction to the plastic container he put the turtle in. Onision was not aware of the chemical reaction potentially occurring, but he in fact likely did accidentally kill his pet turtle by putting him outside in a large plastic tub. What he thought was harmless & would keep the turtle safe from his dogs, likely ended up killing his turtle. Now if Onision said “hey guys, I ate turtle soup today, yum” not many would be upset with him, but because he, instead of intentionally killing/eating a turtle, made this mistake, people have been freaking out ever since.


129098 No.190686

File: 1451313308178.gif (1.17 MB, 446x469, 446:469, the fuck did I read.gif)

>>157868

People like this exist?


60556d No.190707

>>190686

Have you never gone to high school?


129098 No.190708

>>190707

I did and even the worse people at my High school weren't this bad.


7f9163 No.193478

>>173295

thats his wife right?

why are they having an argument about veganism on twitter? with his wife


39c2ee No.196932

File: 1453859237265.png (628.54 KB, 867x774, 289:258, ab9b2384b9a3fce49115009cec….png)


e52bf6 No.196952

File: 1453861296209.jpg (6.16 KB, 255x143, 255:143, 1443805842664.jpg)

>>196932

>My mother gave me a bare message


26ffb0 No.196985

File: 1453869494166.jpg (28.9 KB, 250x250, 1:1, faggot.jpg)

>>196932

>>196932

Jesus christ the editing makes it seem like he's on a barrel of adderal.

Also holy shit this trainwreck.

>my mum gave me a full body massage

>I'll give my wife's girlfriend a full body massage

>my wife has a girlfriend


efeea3 No.197024

>>196932

His fans are the worst people to ever tread the face of this Earth next to him.


ef5c6f No.197453

>>196932

I feel like Im watching a real roboman talking. Its spooky.


594bc3 No.198996


6faee1 No.198997

>>196985

Does she let him watch or join in?


bd7742 No.199005

File: 1454471961786.png (400.11 KB, 638x2307, 638:2307, 1446623739363.png)

>>196932

You're telling me this relationship went bad?

I'm shocked. Shocked.


fa6f34 No.199008

>>198996

God, this guy is such a faggot.

Also, is he bi-polar? I can't remember if I read that here or not?


46b451 No.199167

Didn't he admit to liking a finger in his ass in the last video and that being the cause of the relationship rift?


f5252d No.199176


52b1f6 No.202748

lol he cheated on his wife with a jailbait and she caught them

he claimed he only gave her a naked full body massage and then cuddled with her in a totally platonic/friendly way

his wife forgave him btw.


8f3ad3 No.202947

>>202748

fuck onison


39fa97 No.203157

>>161111

checked.


616d60 No.203181

>>196985

She looks like a generic 90's female grunge singer


9f3f2d No.203194

>>196932

Did he try to wash out his face to hide the bandaid on his nose?


77baa6 No.203446

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>180412

THREE WEEKS AGO NOW


b3bcae No.203835

>>157868

The real astounding fact here is he somehow managed to fuck ll these girls while wearing tripp pants and a trench coat. Teenage girls really are fucking stupid.


b3bcae No.203836

>>203446

How can people watch this shit?


b3bcae No.203840

>>199176

>>180774

>Peter's wife stated on her tumblr she has Borderline Personality Disorder.

Oh god, she does? He really is fucked, then.


b3bcae No.203841

File: 1456677419923-0.png (14.2 KB, 755x111, 755:111, uhhhhh.PNG)

File: 1456677419923-1.png (17.4 KB, 869x211, 869:211, no.PNG)

File: 1456677419939-2.jpg (196.14 KB, 619x434, 619:434, 3vO0X5L45363635.jpg)


dafa14 No.203844

>>203836

The fans are liberal pussy hipsters, that's how.

Vegans, progressive, hipsters, faggots from all walks of life and hypocrites.




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