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d7b93c  No.217834

He goes by the alias Smiley or 'Fringe Wizard' and ran an imageboard website called Fringechan.

Now, despite being connected to both imageboards and wizardry, Smiley actually refers to himself as a wizard in the traditional sense.

He believes in what he calls the "Astral planes" and follows numerous texts of Occult teachings, conspiracies, and fringe magic. This isn't just your everyday yogi or guru following a religion, no, Smiley is taking the most batshit insane paranormal practices and forming his entire life and site around it.

It gets worse (or better).

This is combined with the fact that he believes wholeheartedly in the internet ideology of "redpilling" and incorporates this with his teachings. However he isn't just taking the National Socialist ideas from it, he's buying all the extremist /pol/ memes from it as well and spews them throughout his posts as absolute fact.

Smiley will often refer to himself as "green-pilled" instead though because he felt the typical red-pill image was not enlightened.

He's an internet Nazi and a magician in real life. He hasn't given up any of his previous crazy beliefs, he's just expounded upon them.

Smiley knows very little about the world. Unlike Chris however it's not because he's exceptional, he deliberately refuses to because he cares little for the material world. And he also claims that he's trying to access the "akashic records" for all knowledge.

Smiley lost Fringechan due to him not paying for the host and moved to >>>/fringe/ . Fringechan was created again under new ownership(Aplam) who offered smiley the role of being a moderator in the board, smiley sperged and fought people who supported the idea of going to fringechan by calling them "shills". He got demoted from his mod role and sperged again in fringe's IRC.

Smiley is known for his many suicide attempt by hanging, cutting, and sometime "wizardy" operation. His latest wizard suicide was him trying to "duel" people using magic.

[8:56:17 PM] Fringe Wizard: I am alone in the woods right now and the fucking coyotes are somewhere to my left but they STILL won't attack and eat me.

I wonder how no one noticed this guy even though he had a thread in kiwifarms.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=09e_1462323576 (← him trying to kill himself)

https://youtu.be/ptWVe1DSM3U (← a video of him dancing)


He frequents >>>/fringe/ and >>>/4chon/

email: FringeWizard@gmail.com

6850fc  No.880202

Nice try, Kenneth.

e2e4ea  No.880633

File: 9525a82342f5ce3⋯.pdf (907.54 KB, The_Great_Replacement.pdf)


Here's the Brenton Tarrant manifesto!

ae4d74  No.880870


>nice "try"



>907 KB

This is even worse than the 800 KB version. The real version is about 700 KB. What viruses you got in there Shlomo?

ae4d74  No.880871

B.T.F.O '

668b1f  No.881127

Smiley's spamming again.

d2ed88  No.882528

What happened to the thread?

98701a  No.882611


Smileberg beat you nerds heh

59532a  No.883244

If anyone has any suggestions for what I should make un-slideable in Smiley's OP, I'm all ears. Let's make it so that Kenneth Schueler, who lives at 211 Corrie Crescent in Waterloo, Ontario, can not slide the information he wants to censor.

For example, here is a recent archive of this cyclical, which includes information about a child that Smiley apparently tried to fuck: https://web.archive.org/web/20190201024247/https://8ch.net/cow/res/217834.html

And here is >>360735, which is my favorite kind of post in this thread:

>Smiley finds "the girl of his dreams"

>>>/4chon/241119 | https://archive.is/BassB

>everything turns to shit because "TRADTHOT DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO HAVE KIDS, ALL WOMEN ARE THOTS"

>>>/4chon/242653 | https://archive.fo/Lgz15

>proceeds to create threads about how "ALL WOMEN ARE THOTS" and "WHY ARE THOTS SO GOD DAMNED FUCKING WORTHLESS"

>>>/4chon/242683 | https://archive.is/IUipr

>comes to /b/ to blogpost about how much of a failure he others are

>>>/b/7806276 | https://archive.is/bYkVe

>goes back to /4chon/ to pretend it's imkooney behind it all since no one can possibly be this retarded

>>>/4chon/242765 | https://archive.is/euROB

59532a  No.883250


I wouldn't defend someone who doxed a child because the child wouldn't fuck him, but that's just me.

16dd09  No.883504

File: ad3a25cb2dc4057⋯.jpg (24.73 KB, 500x320, 25:16, If obama had a son.jpg)

>No new cocks for years

>threads only kept alive by rachposter's unrequited homolust

98701a  No.883604

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949c6f  No.888432

Time to drag Smileberg up from the depths and back to page 1!

45c8ae  No.888434

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59532a  No.891328


It's why Smiley hates my kind.

0c45af  No.891553


Again, this is the Mass of the Phoenix and the only lolcow in this video is the retard who overreacted.

Prove to me his insanity. To me this looks like nothing but slander. I liked him and have strong beliefs most of the things you have associated him with are not him.

Oualso deliberately misunderstand things he does. For example when he made a video attempting to show his mana lighting a lightbulb you all replied "LOL, he turned it on with a switch. Sure dit 'turn it on with his hand' amirite???" when in reality he succeeded in causing it to make a faint glow, then turned on the lamp for comparison.

I don't think he raided /pol/ at all. I don't know about his 4chon days, but it was when he was younger, right?

He himself said that he was not performing these actions, and people were imitating him.

59532a  No.894888


Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Mass supposed to be a beautiful social event that brings people together, and not a lone, naked, schizophrenic pedophile cutting himself with a cheap Chinese knife in his parents' house?

a20f0f  No.895069

98701a  No.895123


Do you have a history with 4chon? IDENTIFY YOURSELF!

668b1f  No.895132

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>Kenny somehow still has orbiters and an IDF

b1a79d  No.895801


fucking mundane

59532a  No.903935

File: a2befcc05b604b6⋯.jpg (36.73 KB, 520x440, 13:11, bandog.jpg)

It seems that Mr. Kenneth Schueler is trying to attack this thread again. I've helpfully archived the attack itself and the thread's current replies at https://web.archive.org/web/20190522135752/https://8ch.net/cow/res/217834.html.

4940e2  No.903936


Go to sleep so I can spam random /cow/ threads to death you nigger.

59532a  No.903987

File: 06fa86e7db58ca9⋯.jpg (51.57 KB, 662x664, 331:332, 🔫😂.jpg)


Have you considered spamming >>>/fringe/ to death?

59532a  No.904031


Given that this thread is about an 8channer and that the previous spam covered up a detailed account of him seducing and then threatening a child, it's not unreasonable to think that you're the person who would gain the most from obscuring that. Hardly as insane as whatever's going on in >>888434, wouldn't you agree?

91b194  No.904254

Kenneth Schueler

211 Corrie Crescent

Waterloo Ontario

Father: Jack Schueler

Mother: Eva Schueler

Sister: Emily Schueler

FringeMagick @ gmail.com


Smiley's first meltdown on /cow/


Some Schulers get jewed by the mob


Smiley finally learned how to cut bread


Various meltdowns on /4chon/






Smiley's Steam





Smiley's pastebin and some copies of his shit code







His latest meltdown has also shown some flimsy hints that Smiley is very concerned about his status as a man.

Call him a gamma male whenever you meet him to get more information. Congratulations, Smiley! You have made it possible that all the cocks are now in two posts. The only women was supposedly into you who isn't demonstrably a printed on a hug pillow is a cruddy antinatalist. She never had the intention of having sex with you.

Smiley and his internet waifus


Smiley had a Norwegian girlfriend called Jenny whom had the chance of being his first mentally ill girlfriend.

His relationship included him "trapping" her tulpa and threatening "it". Once Jenny got sick of smiley she went

offline for a week, but smiley was there being worried about her and claimed that a black wizard have kidnapped

her. For the next 6 month or so smiley grouped up with National socialist wizards who tried to track jenny down

and find her. Smiley lost hope for finding jenny and moved to his next internet gf, Dwarf.


Dwarf was on /fem/ whom one of smiley's friend tried to hook him up with to cheer him up. Smile's relationship

with emily went alright but overtime he was afraid to lose so he tried to find a way to get to her. BLOOD PACTS,

smiley tried to make his internet gf sign a blood pact to stay him.The pact can be found below:-

http://pastebin.com/mmNwHFC9 Its gone,nigga.

Smile then tried to get dwarf to cross the border from America to Canada so they can live together. Sadly a a

wizard strikes and stop her from crossing the border so smiley's parents go to the border and try to help dwarf

by giving her phone card, and the family jewelry. Smile lose his shit and get mad at his parent for giving dwarf's

the family jewelry and the phone card, and dwarf piles up 4000$ bill on the phone card of smiley's parent.

He try to kill himself in a tinychat's livestream but stop when dwarf calls him and tell him to stop, he falls on

the desk and start crying while talking to her. Eventually he blocks dwarf after 2 months of her cussing him on


Dwarfs Youtube channel




She is smiley's neophyte in magical studies who conducted with him some mental telepathy experiment and she

received some telepathic orgasms from smiley. He promoted her to volunteer in /fringe/, after some months when

she noticed that smiley wasn't that much of a "magician" she wiped /fringe/ /edgy/ and /vis/ his secret magical

board, Vril Indigo Society. Smiley sperged out in /sudo/ then did a death sigil/ritual to kill her but failed.

His "suicide" video


Fun fact: Smiley is of mixed Slavic, Anglo, and Kike blood. His family is wealthy but apparently just like very

other modern white trash clan living off the wealth of their predecessors. Literally, if a family member isn't

obese, they're mentally ill or retarded. He has a sister who's into shitskins and another sibling who is a derp.

Smiles himself is a massive kike. For the uninitated, there's a lot of details surrounding the faggot and the

community that bore him. Especially his internet father HDV and his bestie Learningcode. He also has been caught

masturbating over Skype with other guys, one of whom I'm pretty sure was Phantasm or one of the other 4chon



91b194  No.904521


>it's boring it's nothing who cares shut up

You should know by now this tactic doesn't work either.

f5926c  No.904919


One day I am Mark, another day I am Britanny, today I am Smiley I guess.

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