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d1c6a8 No.228717

New thread! Old one is about to die!

The autistic betacuck icon and hardcore Corbyn supporting socialist Alexander Gordon Jahans is a rising meme.

His entire channel is nothing but this retard with moobs sperging over conservatives, sucking off to SJWs thinking he's ever gonna get any and justifying why he is such a mediocre cunt, like for example why he can't be arsed to fucking edit anything which is why all his videos are a half-hour of an unintelligible fat fuck having trouble breathing

>Also

Requesting invite to #Liferaft of the damned Jahanism chat! I lost it and Jahans banned me from the main discord so I can't get back in

d1c6a8 No.228719

File: b8ad8aedc4c7671⋯.jpg (100.7 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, jahand.jpg)

Classic Jahans vids for noobs-

"Get rid of the fucking guns"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oXNrfswYH0

Le Tit Reveal anti-UKIP rant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0VlKxA7NUw

"Racists Better Unsubscribe!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1_l8mL9x08

His rant against the Alt Right after he fucked up a job interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqnMjVxM0o


d1c6a8 No.228720

File: 2c057dae4e9c25c⋯.png (285.18 KB, 551x757, 551:757, FUCKUP.png)

File: c8920aeb1269a2d⋯.png (452.04 KB, 638x456, 319:228, bump1.png)

File: 53a8c542ef45ced⋯.png (330.14 KB, 618x609, 206:203, 1470389494430.png)

He is a pretty funny looking fellow


d1c6a8 No.228754

>>228717

keklmao


d1c6a8 No.228761

File: 3f3d67d10bff519⋯.png (57.27 KB, 627x688, 627:688, 1472843935260.png)


d1c6a8 No.228865

>>228719

>If you see a nigger out in the open

>Shoot HIM!!


d1c6a8 No.228872

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I almost forgot his fucked up fetishs that made it so funny. This is also a great summerization.

>Is on welfare

>Wont get a job cause mah benefits

>Doesent do shit but watch Dr.Who, Play Skyrim and bitch on videos everyday.

>Is a mommas boy and the mom is an enabler(like Chris Chan)

>His dad is trying to push him to get his job(like Chris Chan)

>Sister is out of country but Sister is a daddys girl is actually successful and qt

>Wants everyone to vote greens believes in all liberal propaganda

>Would not get on the daily shoah podcast because they joke around and he gets hurt because they are alt right and not liberal like he is.

>Makes 1 hour long videos and is self loathing.


d1c6a8 No.228880

>>228717

Unfortunately OP I don't share the same kind of autism as you have for listening to a betafuck making 4 hours long video rants on shit nobody cares about


d1c6a8 No.228898

File: c00bce67630aa2a⋯.gif (3.03 MB, 480x418, 240:209, jaww jawn.gif)

>>228880

You just don't have the attention span, or the patience


d1c6a8 No.228924

File: 6598cab854f83f9⋯.jpg (115.57 KB, 498x732, 83:122, 1473072847628.jpg)

>>228880

You're not esoteric enough.


d1c6a8 No.228929

File: 61aebf25ca7febf⋯.gif (3.65 MB, 720x404, 180:101, w6z8J0j - Imgur.gif)

>>228924

t h i s t b h lad


d1c6a8 No.228937

>>228929

>>228924

>>228898

Fuck off Alex, you attention seeking niggerfaggot.


d1c6a8 No.228943

File: 8b10be58a5cc99c⋯.png (167.03 KB, 348x506, 174:253, sunscreedn.png)

>>228937

>being this triggered by a lolcow


d1c6a8 No.228946

File: 4e7a8bc3c65625e⋯.jpg (56.18 KB, 623x496, 623:496, 1473253666671.jpg)


d1c6a8 No.228960

The discord retards trying to "redpill him" have ruined the whole fucking thing.


d1c6a8 No.229308

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>Doctor Who saved my life


d1c6a8 No.229309

>>228960

>"The only people actually julaying him are ruining the lolcow"


d1c6a8 No.229363

File: 97a3860c4a57c4c⋯.jpg (39.29 KB, 619x409, 619:409, 1wa.jpg)

>>229309

they were particularly dumb Brits

They had the chance to keep on interviewing him infinite more times, but they chose to ask really stupid offensive questions that made him stop talking to them, forever

Good job fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


d1c6a8 No.229426

>>229309

>The only people actually julaying him are ruining the lolcow

>The only people actually julaying

>The only people


d1c6a8 No.229445

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>>229426

Who else is? Am I missing someone?

>>229363

How have they ruined it? He's still pumping out videos, so what's the problem. Here's one about how men need to redefine masculinity.

Again, I might be missing or misunderstanding something here.


d1c6a8 No.229685

File: 4488712c42b751d⋯.png (851.72 KB, 952x820, 238:205, goodbye gordo.png)

This cow has dried up, he's just a typical annoying liberal now


d1c6a8 No.229689

>>229685

We'll see

He has actually always cycled. He never consistently made stupid rants. He will (probably) get julayy again.

If not, I'll be surprised


d1c6a8 No.229692

>>229689

Isn't he back with his autistic boyfriend?


d1c6a8 No.229720

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it takes him 15 minutes to explain why he needs a watch, and he's almost crying by the time he says it

he also complains about how "immersive and intense" skyrim is, because he'll play it for 8 hours and forget what time it is


d1c6a8 No.229725

>>229720

>Skyrim

>Intense

Lol no. Anyways, I remember when he said something to the effect of "Skyrim is too hard and gameplay mechanics are overwhelming". I think he has a learning disability other than autism.


d1c6a8 No.229780

>>229692

he might be but we aren't sure


d1c6a8 No.229781

>>229720

watch this from 16 minutes holy fuck


d1c6a8 No.229782

File: e22864d41a0f632⋯.png (879.12 KB, 918x850, 27:25, Screen Shot 2016-09-10 at ….png)


d1c6a8 No.229783

>>229725

Seriously. If he thinks Skyrim's mechanics are way too intense, I'd pay him $100 and gift him Morrowind on Steam just to have him do an LP of it.


d1c6a8 No.229861

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>ha ha, I got doxxed and no one sent me dildos cuz they think I might like it. lol, they send dildos to white supremacist but not me!


d1c6a8 No.229894

>>229861

lmfao that's insane


d1c6a8 No.229910

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new vid of him politisperging about BLM. This vid is perfect for more Garrison-esque quotes


d1c6a8 No.229912

>>229910

He literally just believes whatever far left sources say about BLM. Also he subs to a lot of BLM retarded afrocentric pages on FB. Like straight up we waz kangs shit


d1c6a8 No.229933

>>229912

Gee I wonder why.


d1c6a8 No.229956

>>229910

Which video is he refering to?


d1c6a8 No.229963

File: 2f3af02e1cc8847⋯.jpg (80.3 KB, 558x750, 93:125, the_cuck_king.jpg)

>>229933

Big Black Dingus?


d1c6a8 No.230065

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>JEREMY CORBIN IS GONNA MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!


d1c6a8 No.231014

>>230065

what a fuggin cugg


d1c6a8 No.231020

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>Video title: I Wrote Fanfic Of A Fetish Comic


d1c6a8 No.231099

>>229910

He gives me the impression of someone who faps to blacked but picturing himself as the girl


d1c6a8 No.231146


d1c6a8 No.231203

File: 9678dbe38742230⋯.jpg (414.52 KB, 2048x2066, 1024:1033, jahans gnp armband.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73H2ZcyUpvk

HERMETIC

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Is there a webm of this?


d1c6a8 No.231214

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>>231203

Incoherent rant about how he thinks Trump is going to win and it's the end of the world

Worth watching 10/10


d1c6a8 No.231221

File: d379971b428073c⋯.gif (489.24 KB, 500x307, 500:307, 1335285461135.gif)

>>231214

>ratings disabled

>comments disabled


d1c6a8 No.231225

File: 35ea45e2c9a4ae2⋯.gif (3.47 MB, 480x270, 16:9, gorrrrr.gif)

>>231221

so wait,, u be sayin

all the times he claimed to be totally not bothered at all by all the negative comments and dislikes, HE WASN'T BEING HONEST?

I'm fucking shocked by his refusal to be honest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<


d1c6a8 No.231254

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ULTIMATE "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF U HATES ME" HISSYFIT RANT

This is really pathetic, actually, like a new low for him. Like he would do pathetic rants again and again in the past, but somehow this is like a new level of dumb


d1c6a8 No.231276

File: 14501aeed387187⋯.png (117.07 KB, 372x351, 124:117, 1383864919168.png)

>>231254

>COMMENTS DISABLED CUZ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MONEY!!!!

>I DON'T NEED MONEY, I GOT ERRTHANG I WANT ENTERTAINMENT WISE!!!

>except for a gaming PC and HTC Vive, I really want those. I'll never save up enough for those (:__:)

Does he listen to himself when he speaks or is he just entranced by the sound of his own voice?


d1c6a8 No.231278

>>231276

>Does he listen to himself when he speaks or is he just entranced by the sound of his own voice?

He's a narcissist


d1c6a8 No.231335

>>229910

Isn't his sister supposedly hot and he's just some fucked genetic defect that fucks animals?


d1c6a8 No.231375

>>231335

She's not bad. She kind of has his face, which is a little weird.


d1c6a8 No.231388

>>231276

Being autistic he doesn't really understand theory of mind which means he can't imagine other people's points of view. He is incapable of realising that if he says contradictory things other people will instantly think he is an idiot / hypocrite / liar. He can logically deduce it eventually after thinking about it in detail, but he can't automatically and instinctively asses everything in terms of other people's reactions like a non-autistic person can.

That's why he appears to be narcissistic like >>231278 says. His thoughts and words are completely unchecked by understanding the consequences when exposed to other people. Like all mental illnesses, it's very hard for a normal person to appreciate because you take so many things for granted.


d1c6a8 No.231391

>>231214

He's absolutely hillarious right after 30 minutes. Batman and The Joker are arch enemies. This is because they symbolise exactly opposite values — Joker symbolises authorotarianism, law and order, whereas Batman symbolises not punishing criminals too harshly. This is the way of the world, and in order to destroy a symbol you need the opposite of that symbol (he also said that Batman can't destroy the joker because they're opposites, but that goes against his general point, so please ignore it). Clinton symbolises everything that's against Trump: she symbolises things like corruption, neoconservatism, globalism, and the worst kind of Feminism (note: these are the actual examples he gives) — "everything the alt right stands against". Thus, she is the hero that can stop Trump and defeat the alt-right.


d1c6a8 No.231392

>>231391

>The Joker represents law and order

Whoever the hell said this has probably never heard of Batman.


d1c6a8 No.231395

>>231214

>>231391

It actually starts at 26 minutes.

>>231391

>>231392

I thought it was stupid as well, but it seems I misheard him.

>"Batman can not stop The Joker because Batman is a symbol of autority being powerless to stop criminals, and The Joker is a symbol of autority being powerless to stop criminal."

The way he said it primed my brain to expect that he would characterise Batman and The Joker as opposites, so I misheard it as "The Joker is a symbol of autority" or something like that. Still pretty damn stupid that he thinks that comic book storytelling rules apply to reality.


d1c6a8 No.231400

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>Average video length is 30 minutes long

>He's a leftist pseudo-intellectual

"Brevity is the soul of wit"-William Shakespeare

Basically, this is how I feel everytime I watch this guy's videos.


d1c6a8 No.231508

>>231395

I found it a little bit surprising because ordinarily left-wingers as cucked as he is think they're quite insightful deconstructing Batman as a crypto-fascist revenge fantasy lionizing wealth and privilege.

Not too surprised, mind, given his apparent obsession with PC games and Dr. Who.


d1c6a8 No.231552

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> Reflecting On The Shrinkening nsfw

i-is this about his penis


d1c6a8 No.231982

>>231552

He's stopped turning of raitings/comments. That didn't last long.


d1c6a8 No.231988

>>231400

He seems to try to speak like a professional orator while solely taking all the strategies they do to buy time on the podium.


d1c6a8 No.232334

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>"I'M BEING STALKED"

>"My poorly edited videos give people the impression that I'm dumb"

>he's using words like "degenerate" and "cuckold" to insult people now


d1c6a8 No.232336

>>232334

did he just fuckin' hock a loogie?


d1c6a8 No.232337

he didnt even use the toilet paper behind him what the fuck that loogie is loose in his room


d1c6a8 No.232343

File: 56184fcfa598144⋯.jpg (44.06 KB, 435x477, 145:159, 1aaaaaa.jpg)

>>232337

This is his new channel for venting, which he hopes will not be infected by trolls like his last channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byu84w8710A

so far the rants are all about dumb tech topics


d1c6a8 No.232367

>>232334

Rather than disengaging from trolls he is now obsessing over them to the point of parroting their language. His autism makes him think he can lie to us and we will believe it.

>>231508

All of his theories and discussions are parroted from some article or blog he recently read. I think it's a mistake to believe he has any ability to come up with any ideas of his own. Rather he absorbs and reappropriates other people's ideas. Naturally along the way they are distorted through his defective thought process.


d1c6a8 No.232662

Is there any way we could get him to show us his penis? He talks about it a lot.


d1c6a8 No.232791

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>Tour of his room

He really does have Chris-Chan tendencies.


d1c6a8 No.232912

>>232791

That was disgusting.

He said that if there was a space on his floor where there wasn't mess, he would probably put something there just to make it messy again.


d1c6a8 No.233024

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Jahans gets his tits out. This time he does it pretty aggressively. 17:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0uHjrHPadA


d1c6a8 No.233067

CANT SLANDER THE ALEXANDER

CANT CORDON THE GORDON

CANT BAN THE JAHAN


d1c6a8 No.233072

>>233024

lmfaooooooo


d1c6a8 No.233077

>>233024

what is with him and people "wanking over anime"?

>"THIS IS BIGGER THAN ANY BUNCH OF FUCKING DEPRESSED AUTISTIC FUCKWITS THINKING THAT THEIR OPINIONS ABOUT WHAT OTHER RACES ARE LIKE MATTER TO THE WORLD

Oh the irony……


d1c6a8 No.233079

>>233077

He's trying to feel superior to his puny hatebase lmfao


d1c6a8 No.233132

>>233024

Alex should do what CwC did and buy a sports bra.


d1c6a8 No.233151

>>233024

>Jahans gets his tits out

>he does it pretty aggressively

Perhaps he's trying to establish dominance.


d1c6a8 No.233179

>>233151

His large tits are like weapons


d1c6a8 No.233210

>>233077

He's weird about anime. Something something the male gaze. Only erotic Doctor Who fanfiction is wholesome enough for our Gord.


d1c6a8 No.233662

I hate it when people tell him to work out and he refuses because he doesn't want to get "too big".


d1c6a8 No.233702

File: 30064929c4515ee⋯.gif (2.33 MB, 480x384, 5:4, Oct-13-2016 15-09-41.gif)

He just fingered his cat


d1c6a8 No.233709


d1c6a8 No.233720

>>233702

He is a disgusting piece of shit, but I'd want to see that clip with sound and in context before I believe it.


d1c6a8 No.233727

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New jahans video is out.

4:42 he wipes his cat's ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe9E7W7VZbQ


d1c6a8 No.233732

>>233662

>he doesn't want to get "too big".

He needs to put on some muscle cuz his body shape barely resembles that of a human. Like seriously, what the fuck is up with his body? Is that part of his syndrome or what?


d1c6a8 No.233755

>>233727

He's so disgusting. He just drops the cat shit/gland juice wipe on the floor and THEN HE RUNS HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR.

He doesn't stop recording to wash his hands or anything. He doesn't even think to edit that out of the video. Did he think if he just made a new channel, the trolls couldn't see him anymore?


d1c6a8 No.233816

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>>233755

>He wipes the cats ass

>drops the tissue on the floor

>then he proceeds to touch the cats ass barehanded

>then he runs his hands through his hair


d1c6a8 No.234154

File: b6fd52be4bc396b⋯.jpg (42.76 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>228717

This dudes facial expression kills me.


d1c6a8 No.235483

Post pics of his sister


d1c6a8 No.235569

>>228717

Whenever I look at this guy, it becomes obvious to me that he's a genetic throwback, a living example of the stereotypical retard from cartoons.

That doesn't help him when he is acting like that. He's annoying even to look at, just like Jerry Peet.


d1c6a8 No.235570

>>235569

What's most annoying to me is his constant bitching about American politics. He's not a US citizen and he doesn't even live in the US so why the fuck does he prattle on and on about it?


d1c6a8 No.235591

>>235483

Seconding interest in this.


d1c6a8 No.235595

>>235570

Ey, I'm not a citizen and interested in getting a Green Card, and I do whine about US politics, mainly about gun rights. (I'm pro-gun, by the way. In fact, I'm a gun nut, only without guns because this fucking country extorts and makes people jump through flaming hoops whenever they want to own legally.)

The problem with him is he's British, so he's heavily anti-gun. (No fucking surprise; Commonwealthies tend to be anti-gun mostly and obnoxiously self-righteous and vocal about it.) That goes against US ideals, so I can understand this insult, especially when he's so goddamned socialist that he's utopian about it.


d1c6a8 No.235634

>>235595

Not all British are anti-gun faggot. Country folk like guns, city folk hate them.


d1c6a8 No.235643

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He talks about politics in his new video. He sits in an upright position, wearing ridiculous sunglasses, showing his status as an esoteric prophet. He talks about all sorts of things. Everything is a conspiracy by the rich. As a sci-fi writer, he's an expert on post-scarcity and he read up on the easier subjects, such as genetics, biology, and quantom physics, as a kid.


d1c6a8 No.235705

File: 2e82386b273cde3⋯.png (3 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1473202055934.png)

>>235591

>>235483

here you go.


d1c6a8 No.235706

>>235643

If someone asked what the Dunning Kruger Effect is, just show them this video.


d1c6a8 No.235707

>>235643

I'm a regular Joe, with no expertise on anything, but I was sure scarcity is a hard fact of our flawed world, not a conspiracy.


d1c6a8 No.235710

>>235705

His sister doesn't look as ayy lmaoish as other british women. She must have gotten all the good genes.


d1c6a8 No.235760

>>235634

I know, that's why I said they "tend to be". I didn't say "all of them".


d1c6a8 No.236180

>>235707

>I'm a regular Joe

And as such you shouldn't question an Esoteric Prophet. Many Marxists believe that soon "post-scarcity" will be reached, followed by a socialist revolution. Essentially, they're saying "soon there will be so much of everything that it doesn't matter how fucking retardedly inefficient our economic system is". It seems that our Dear Prophet just recently realised that such a state will never be achived.


d1c6a8 No.236199

File: 1fa5169aaf80c3f⋯.png (145.81 KB, 400x452, 100:113, jahansimply.png)


d1c6a8 No.236230

File: ed6c0a74c913ab3⋯.png (115.32 KB, 243x250, 243:250, jahansaesthetic.png)

I hope he likes this…


d1c6a8 No.236344

Requesting the drawn pic of the jahans devil with huge floppy tits handshaking someone with the text "when eugenics meet something something, they are unstoppable". Highly appreciated if anyone finds it.


d1c6a8 No.236359

>>236180

>"post-scarcity"

Ironic how they stole that shit from post-humanists and technocrats which are both capitalists. Can see why since it solves all the socialist bullshit from that zeitgest faggotry

Problem is every economist with half a neuron says that post-scarcity would fuck workers right in the ass and leave billions unemployed. There would be machines doing everything but guess who owns the machines? not faggots like floppytitties the britcuck here


d1c6a8 No.236796

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>more crying

>more bitching about alt-right

>I'M A SURVIVOR!!

>SJW's chased me out of my circle but they're still cool


d1c6a8 No.236802

>>236796

What did he survive? We need someone to make a digest of these videos.


d1c6a8 No.236859

>>236802

>What did he survive?

His suicidal thoughts.

>We need someone to make a digest of these videos.

They're a pain to listen to/breakdown cuz he jumps from topic to topic so frequently it's like watching a hour long Lena video.


d1c6a8 No.236879

>>236859

I use Jahans for ASMR.


d1c6a8 No.237075

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>He thinks the U.S elections is Nov.2

>He's worried about Trump might become Prez

>Worried that that'll somehow affect him

>"Nah, I'm British. It won't affect me"

>"But it might though….."

He needs to stop politisperging, he sounds dumber and dumber each time he does.


d1c6a8 No.237076

>>237075

Sperging about politics is one of those unequivocal signs someone doesn't have a life of his own.


d1c6a8 No.237276

>>237075

Why does Marxism attract people like this?


d1c6a8 No.237279

>>237276

Because they think "From each according to his ability to each according to his needs" means they can sit on their ass and expect the good life while others work to build the socialist utopia they want.

You know, instead of the reality that an actual Marxist government would see to purge their ass the moment they can.


d1c6a8 No.237280

Basically, it's the same reason the alt-right is full of the kinds of people Hitler would put in the gas chamber. Others work hard to build the utopia I want.


d1c6a8 No.237373

File: ba8588f63478035⋯.png (22.55 KB, 1000x910, 100:91, k9i5unZ.png)

>>236344

Here you go fam.


d1c6a8 No.237877

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>CRRRRAWLLLLLLLLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN

>Why don't people like my channel

>wah wah Trump supporters

>USA will become Nazi Germany

>Europe & Britain will die cuz right wing Europe and Britian (?)

>Civil war will erupt in the U.S and England & Europe will join and THERE'S A SERIOUS CHANCE IT'LL HAPPEN GUISE!!!!


d1c6a8 No.237912

>>237877

Is it me or does his skin look a bit greasy?


d1c6a8 No.237934

>>237877

His every video is equally melodramatic. You'd think a "writer" would realise that that shit loses its punch really quickly. I think he likes to roleplay that he's about to become a political dissident in nazi germany. I also enjoyed the plan to manipulate the trolls he says around 17 minutes. Is this his second or third plan to do that?


d1c6a8 No.237964

>>237877

I wish he was right about half of these things.

I am so bored of the status quo which births "intellectuals" like Jahans.


d1c6a8 No.237968

>>237934

>>237964

To be fair he is technically going through puberty now at 26(?) so he's gonna act like a pretentious faggot.


d1c6a8 No.238342

File: d0a0e14a791a976⋯.png (63.27 KB, 200x248, 25:31, JAHANNY.png)

This nigga has lost it.


d1c6a8 No.238348

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wonder how many Trump meltdown videos he will post.


d1c6a8 No.238354

>>238348

Someone make a highlight reel


d1c6a8 No.238357

>>238348

Uh…Who the fuck is he calling "pasty and white"?


d1c6a8 No.238400

>>238354

whole thing is gold.


d1c6a8 No.238474

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He just cannot help it, he will sperg about Trump everyday for the next 4 years.

>good, hard working people will die

Hard working, right…


d1c6a8 No.238482

Sir Alexander Gordon Jahans, Britain's next Prime minister.


d1c6a8 No.238497

>>238474

>"I'm ok with bing a hermit;The romantic idealism of the tragic loner who-who plotted away, who was a quiet & unrespected genius"

>He thinks he's a genius

When will he learn that his smugness and arrogance is whats repelling people away from him?


d1c6a8 No.238498

>>238497

>Britbong

>Learning that smugness isn't appreciated


d1c6a8 No.238527

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Someone wrote a fanfic about his Farshnuke universe and slapped his name on it and now he's raging. Someone please find the link to it.


d1c6a8 No.238675

>>238498

lol, I called him out on that and he deleted my comment.


d1c6a8 No.238679

>>238497

I'm sure his smell probably helps with that too.


d1c6a8 No.238748

>>238482

We should convince him to try to run for pm, it would be hilarious if he actually tried giving a speech in a britcuck square and periscope it


d1c6a8 No.238759

Well, Gordo is stalking this thread. After I posted >>238675 my comment magically came back to his vid.


d1c6a8 No.238903

hey gordo how come you have time to write 17000 word fanfics but not enough time to shave your disgusting facial hair?


d1c6a8 No.239314

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>How not to get trolled by The Jahansman

He's like a more eloquent Chris-Chan


d1c6a8 No.239439

>>239314

He's just British. Don't fall for the classic British bluff.


d1c6a8 No.239444

These 60 minute videos make me glad that Chris made most of his when he did. The funny bits of Jahans are lost in the general sweaty slobbering.

Same is true of his blog posts but at least you can easily quote them:

> I have survived the worst my mind can throw at me. I understand my sexuality and mental scars far better now.

> Doctor Who no longer has the power it once did over me.

> I have been trapped for a long time by a straight jacket of morality. By this almost christian idea of the heavenly feminists and demonic right wing, by the idea that I am a monster unworthy of heaven but desperately trying to break into it.


d1c6a8 No.239503

>>239314

>Less than two minutes in

>"The Alt-right spot weaknesses and they will go immediately for it. They are thus fairly easy to trap and manipulate."

>"trap"

How does he think this trap of his punish or cage them? How many videos has he spent so far discussing his master plans about how to deal with the alt-right, while getting nothing done.


d1c6a8 No.239667

Can I report this fucker to interpol or something for death threats? I want to the the followup video.


d1c6a8 No.239687

File: c7a3118a8943f7a⋯.png (117.51 KB, 1288x567, 184:81, Esoteric.png)

Check out his related channels.

>>239439

Well, even if we aren't impressed by his dialect, he still beats Chris-Chan by miles.


d1c6a8 No.239701

>>239503

>If I let people laugh at me and make me an international laughing stock then I have trapped them and won

This is the logic of the braindead.


d1c6a8 No.239703

>>239687

Chris-chan is a retarded man child who never left the arena of children

Gordo is a retarded man child who entered teenage arenas.

They're similiar people but one is slightly higher on the autism totem poll.


d1c6a8 No.239707

>>239687

>the alex jones channel

>the young turks

wut


d1c6a8 No.239722

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>Vague ISIS-like threats towards the U.S president

>Paraphrases Angela Merkel

JAHANS, YES!


d1c6a8 No.239740

>>239503

>>239701

I'll repeat myself here and point out that he very likely got that idea from someone else - an article written by an idiot on how to "fight back" against trolls for example. We also know that people are feeding him suggestions. He passes off other people's opinions as his own but not after mangling them through his broken autistic and unemphatic mind.

His autism makes him believe other people act like the robots or actors on a stage. If he devises a "logical" trap then other people must therefore fall into it. The fact that other people have different opinions and thoughts of their own is not a real, instinctive concept to an autistic.


d1c6a8 No.239888

File: 06418ee3248e8f9⋯.jpg (44.87 KB, 276x207, 4:3, 158303032[1].jpg)

How much of an martyr/"hero"/"deus ex machina" complex can this autist have?

He fucking speaks as if he's in a movie or something.

I HAVE THE SECRET POWER TO DEFEAT MY FOES, THEY WILL NEVER WIN


d1c6a8 No.240027

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So this was interesting. Peak Jahans in its own irrelevant way.

1. Explains his tits

2. Explains why genocide is bad

3. Takes off his glasses and stares at the camera and swears an oath to destroy anyone committing genocide because he hates God

4. Warns the alt-right that once they commit genocide they will lose popular support.

5. Bog roll returns and tends to undermine the gravity of this message.


d1c6a8 No.240028

File: 051af45c5fdce55⋯.jpg (51.94 KB, 854x480, 427:240, youtu.be-O55fYP4EpNg.jpg)


d1c6a8 No.240059

>>239888

>How much of an martyr/"hero"/"deus ex machina" complex can this autist have?

That's what happens when you model your life after Doctor Who.

>>240027

>Debating the alt-right

How is it a debate when he's the only person present?


d1c6a8 No.240162

>>239888

Every line he says is something he's heard in a bad TV action show.


d1c6a8 No.240171

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Being Alt Right Will Get You Killed

His violent rhetoric increases day by day. This has gone from another person to laugh at online to something scary. I believe it's likely he will commit violent acts in the near future. I'm not joking - he is losing it. Violence is always wrong and I pray he gets the help he needs soon.


d1c6a8 No.240174

>>240171

>He's losing it

I could tell that by looking at the thumbnail image in the OP and the thumbnail image you posted.

Just take a look at the two side by side and you'll see his mental health is not only declining rapidly, but so is his physical health.


d1c6a8 No.240178

>>240171

Isn't there some bullshit police state agency in britcuckstan we can report him to? it would piss him to no end if he got arrested


d1c6a8 No.240180

>>240178

They probably wouldn't get involved any way. Left wing violence is fine and the most you will do is draw attention to the people who troll him and get them party vanned.


d1c6a8 No.240183

>>240178

This is what I could find with a quick jewgle search

https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/give-information-online/

https://www.police.uk/information-and-advice/reporting-crime/


d1c6a8 No.240184

>>240183

He hasn't committed a crime, that's just wasting police time.


d1c6a8 No.240185

>>240184

Isn't incitement to vio/terrorism a crime?


d1c6a8 No.240187

>>240185

An autistic sperg rambling on the internet isn't going to be considered a legit threat. Unless he aims it at a woman who cries wolf then it's no dice.

Also remember he's targeting "racists". He's hardly going to be considered a bad apple when he's a sperg trying to stop racism is he?


d1c6a8 No.240189

>>240174

Is he accidentally overdosing his medication?

>>240180

He will victimise someone in his family or a friend. That is the typical pattern. Remember back to how terrified his short-lived boyfriend was? We only heard Jahan's side. Imagine what really happened.

>>240187

Like Elliot Rodger? People never take mental illness seriously because the behavioural symptoms seem ridiculous, almost like someone is joking. I say let the experts make the determination.


d1c6a8 No.240190

>>240187

>woman who cries wolf

Wait, what if we make up some fake ""alt-right"" woman or something and goad him into sperging out over her. Like chrischan.


d1c6a8 No.240193

>>240189

Elliot Roger was functional. This is a whole different ball game where this kid is basically playing with Doctor Who action figures as a high point of his life. Him sperging out and throwing shit around is standard practice. Him picking up a gun and mass murdering people is quite the leap. He would be lucky if he could even find an assault spoon

>>240190

Not getting involved and I would recommend others don't. He's a fat retard who you can poke and prod and laugh at, but when you actively attempt to fuck with him you're crossing the line where bad things happen. Chris is the Chris he is now because of all that shit and it's literally going to kill him. If the internet has simply observed and not done the extreme shit it did then he would still be making bad sonic comics and posting anti-gay youtube rants no one watched.


d1c6a8 No.240221

File: ae97120da9bb3ad⋯.png (32.9 KB, 1065x357, 355:119, PUAHate_Purifier_Animals.png)

>>240193

>Elliot Roger was functional.

This, actually. Elliot was simply too obsessed with getting pussy, so he resorted to going full stereotypical woman-hating love"shy" who thought he was the "supreme gentleman" who can shit his pants and do nothing wrong and blamed it all on everybody else. Even his friends got tired of him whining about still being a virgin at 22, so much that they just bugged the fuck out.

Pic related was one of his posts. Elliot is to women as Valerie Solanas or Andrea Dworkin is to men. He's clearly a different case from Jahans.


d1c6a8 No.240226

>>240221

The thing is he isn't wrong there, but instead of adapting to the truth about women he kept trying to be himself. Which failed because he was a spineless beta who wrote novels and tried to murder people but couldn't open a door.


d1c6a8 No.240231

>>240226

He's right about women? Well, then shit, no wonder Elliot was a spineless beta, Jahans and other lolcows existed, and there's SJWs, love"shy", nu-males, wingnuts/moonbats, etc. everywhere: We were all borne from animalistic retards. 'Mazin'.


d1c6a8 No.240235

>>240231

Women are illogical creatures driven by emotion. They evolved to take care of illogical creatures, being mostly logical would make that task infinitely harder.

Women are attracted to masculine men, which he describes accurately there if you push it to it's extreme.

Women picking their partners doesn't end well and does lead to worse kids due to them picking "alpha" guys who just look good and don't invest anything in the kids, which leads to single motherhood which is a massive fuck up in every way possible.

Elliot isn't wrong in that post. The problem was he didn't want to play the game reality sets up. He thinks reality should change to adjust to HIS standards and when it didn't he went on a killing spree. All the data he had was good, he just didn't come up to the logical conclusion of "If I want to get laid I have to reach this standard". The same way if you're playing say Dark souls you might not having to like using your shield to block an attack but it's impossible to dodge so you have to put your shield up if you want to beat that boss. You simply do what you need to do to achieve your goal. Elliot rage quit when instead of blocking he kept trying to roll and roll and roll. Didn't matter how often he rolled or how well, the fact that he knew he had to block and refused to do it means he sealed his own fate. Life sucks, women suck, if you want women you have to deal with how shitty life is and accept that women aren't men and they're men's rivals in mating and fight that battle for what it is.

Maybe before you post a retarded comment like "LOL OF COURSE WE'RE ALL ANIMALS!" you might want to drop your lefty non-sense and see the whole picture not just the part you can mock.


d1c6a8 No.240239

>>240235

>He thinks reality should change to adjust to HIS standards and when it didn't he went on a killing spree.

Now THIS is the thing he should have done in the first place. What my complaints were you saying "Elliot isn't wrong in that post", because it implies as if no matter what we do, we'll never be good or never progress. That kind of nihilistic shit doesn't match up to real life especially in the Digital Age, which is why it is regarded as something only teenage edgelords who think they know it all say in their LJ blogs, if not whining about not getting allowance from their parents for wasting it on Hot Topic and, therefore, they deserve to die.

Elliot simply exaggerated all of this, never asking why he never got the pussy he wanted if he really was this fucking "supreme gentleman".

>Maybe before you post a retarded comment like "LOL OF COURSE WE'RE ALL ANIMALS!" you might want to drop your lefty non-sense and see the whole picture not just the part you can mock.

Dude, if I was some goddamned lefty, I wouldn't even touch fullchan with a 10 feet stick and stick my ass on Reddit instead, a site which I never had an account on. But here I am, looking for some lolstock to ranch the fuck out to get some dairy, calling out the cuckoldry in this shitstorm society, and saying stuff no SJW or even lefty would ever want to say, or hear without throwing some sperging shitfit. You just didn't clarify what you said, because if he's right exactly word by word, then we're all retarded.


d1c6a8 No.240251

>>240193

Yes, they are very different. My point was that people didn't take him seriously either. He had a long history of violence. He confessed in his writings to many assaults and probably committed many more. Jahans also has a history of violence and is not taken seriously. Like Rodger his violence acts were not taken seriously.


d1c6a8 No.240256

>>240239

Humans don't progress in your life time. Evolution takes at least 30 generations. The state of man and the state of woman does not change, it only expresses it's self within it's environment which changes.

Elliot rogers was honestly a victim of our society lying it's asses off about women and then people like him responded to the lie and got fucked for it. Being a Happa is already fucked up and it just got worse from there for him because of it.

>>240251


d1c6a8 No.240260

>>240256

Elliot Rogers was not a victim, he was a narcissist who didn't cough up the money for an escort and even that wouldn't have fixed him. Society does not and should never have an obligation to give losers pussy because they demand it.

The "man" was a monster and you should fuck off to Sluthate where you can jack each other off about your psychotic fantasies.

Anyway, the thread's being derailed and Jahans is the subject, not Loveshy Jesus.


d1c6a8 No.240263

>>240260

>Guy wants something

>Every one tells him if he runs a mile every day he will have it

>Every day he runs a mile

>Turns out every one lied

>He's angry that he ran the race as told and the bad information fucked him

Elliot might have been a nutjob but you have to take responsibility when bad information made him the nutjob he was. You can blame his actions squarely on him growing up in a feminist society that lies to men about women to make women feel better about themselves.

Elliot could have be a successful man, he had all the potential to do so, if he had just been put on the right path. He wasn't put on one and so he became a nutjob trying to understand why he failed when he did everything he was told would make him successful.

Jahans is the opposite case. He's a down syndrome kid. He'll sperg and rage on cam and maybe throw tard rages but he's not really dangerous. As long as you can avoid his meat hooks he poses no danger to any one.


d1c6a8 No.240271

>>240263

>Elliot might have been a nutjob but you have to take responsibility when bad information made him the nutjob he was.

His raging assburgers and blue balls made him the nutjob he was. Why should we take responsibility for his perpetual teenage angst?

>You can blame his actions squarely on him growing up in a feminist society that lies to men about women to make women feel better about themselves.

You can blame his actions on him being a manlet entitled assburger with a personality that drove everybody away from him.

>He wasn't put on one and so he became a nutjob trying to understand why he failed when he did everything he was told would make him successful.

He didn't try to understand, he whined and blamed other people when he met failure. If he understood why nobody liked him, he could have fixed it.

Wizard/incel detected.


d1c6a8 No.240274

>>240271

Some people are just too retarded to understand things.


d1c6a8 No.240275

>>240274

That doesn't mean that other people should be held responsible for their retardation.


d1c6a8 No.240278

>>240275

If your society promotes race mixing and single mothers then your society should be held accountable for the consequences of what it advocates retard.


d1c6a8 No.240280

>>240278

What does race mixing and single mothers have to do with a self important aspie shooting random people because he couldn't get laid?


d1c6a8 No.240282

>>240278

Race-mixing and single mothers have absolutely nothing to do with how Elliot became the lunatic he was. If it did, then why isn't every virgin with rage shooting up sorority houses?


d1c6a8 No.240283

>>240280

>>240282

How does a guy going on a rampage because he's a virgin relate to a society that tells men how you get laid is the complete opposite of the truth? No idea. Must just be making shit up.


d1c6a8 No.240288

File: f32a4c5b97bb9b0⋯.jpg (37.68 KB, 640x512, 5:4, england.jpg)

>>240278

Gordo is the living inbred proof that the Jahanses could have used some race-mixing.


d1c6a8 No.240310

>>240174

Does it rain garbage in the UK? He's adding like a 2 inch layer of just utter trash on his bedroom floor every video.


d1c6a8 No.240311

>>240189

If you're going to call the cops to fuck with him, just admit you're calling the cops to fuck with him.


d1c6a8 No.240314

File: ffa43940611a880⋯.jpg (80.89 KB, 584x601, 584:601, cartoon[1].jpg)

>>240271

>wanting people to not tell you lies and mislead you your whole life is being "entitled"

Modern Woman (i.e. slut) detected.

Seems like you're the entitled one.


d1c6a8 No.240339

>>240314

By following Occam's Razor, which is more likely?

1. Society and the government are united in a grand conspiracy to oppress men by telling them women aren't soulless, evil cumdumpsters who have black souls and breath fire?

Or

2. Elliot Rodger is a beta faggot who was too ugly and socially retarded to get laid, so he threw a tantrum with a loaded gun and a car?


d1c6a8 No.240342

>>240263

>Guy wants something

That "something" is another living human being capable of sentient thought to spend the rest of their life, money and sex organs with him.

>Every one tells him if he runs a mile every day he will have it

Of course a fat wizard hates the idea of exercise.

In all seriousness, getting into a relationship isn't hard at all, and just getting laid is even easier. All you have to do is not be a sperglord and have some kind of value as a human.

Elliot couldn't get a girlfriend because he was a creepy, ugly beta who didn't even have the nuts to talk to them.

Bro, I'mma help you out. Here's how you get a good wife:

1. Be financially stable (this is the hardest part. I recommend learning a trade.)

2. Have decent social skills (if you don't know how, see a therapist.)

3. Talk to women (you can find them in bars, online or just about anywhere since they're 50% of the population)

4. Don't read MGTOW/Incel/Wizard bullshit because it's written by autistic cuckolds. (Men's Rights is okay, but be careful it doesn't overlap into the previously mentioned categories.) If you already have, disregard anything they told you. They're not MGTOW/Incel/Wizards because their lives are so great.

If you do all this and still can't get laid, it's probably just because you're ugly as fuck.


d1c6a8 No.240349

Great job jullaying btw


d1c6a8 No.240355

>>240339

>Occam's Razor

Which is more likely?

1. The sun and moon rise in the east and sets in the west

or

2. The earth is a gigantic rock revolving around a gigantic ball of plasma, and the moon is a smaller rock revolving around the earth

Science tells us one of these is true.


d1c6a8 No.240358

>>240355

You repeated the same thing twice. That's not how Occam's razor works. It refers to the complexity of the concept in general, not to how you state the concept.

But >>240349 has a great point. I'm gonna tap out of this one so the thread can get back on track. If you got a brain as big as your dick is dry, you'll back off too.


d1c6a8 No.240359

>>240358

>the sun rising is the same as the earth rotating

The same in perception, but the sun "rising" is very different from the earth rotating.

Plus, that's a fallacious misuse of Occam's razor, which is what I was trying to prove. Occam's razor isn't it be used in arguments, and it's actually supposed to be used to figure the order of two hypothesis to test first in an experiment. Wiliam weeps.


d1c6a8 No.240360

>>240359

Shut the hell up, virgin.


d1c6a8 No.240361


d1c6a8 No.240368

File: 28b8a329513ccb7⋯.png (403 KB, 540x540, 1:1, Autis,m.png)

>>240360

Triggered much?


d1c6a8 No.240413

>>240342

>If I ignore everything you say I can make a stupid argument

Good women are exceptionally rare because women are dominated mentally by social pressure and never got told the truth either. They got told to fuck around and have a career, which completely fucks up their ability to breed and the kids of those who do get pregnant. These fucked up kids continue the cycle only they're even worse.

You should like the standard retard beta who decided to take in a woman after she hit the wall and you think she's a good woman because she said she didn't fuck 13 niggers every week and you believed her.

Now please do continue to ignore that Elliot is a victim of our society as much as many single mothers are. They hid the truth from both of them and Elliot got violent while single mothers act like cancer and make more Elliots.


d1c6a8 No.240420

I'm starting to think we're getting raided……..by betafags off r9k

>>240221

>Elliot is to women as Valerie Solanas or Andrea Dworkin is to men

Ironically those two cunts are still respected within the feminist community

>>240235

Stop sperging like a retard KV for a minute and consider this: elliot had a fucking bmw bought by his millonaire father who was a director in the hunger games. And he couldn't get laid, you know why? because he didn't even SPEAK TO BITCHES.

You know what I would have done in his place? just fucking trick a teen girl to sleep with me to get into the hunger games premiere, to which elliot did go because his dad obviously could get tickets. This is what most kikewood shit kids do, he could've tricked a girl saying he could get her an audition if she went ass-to-mouth, practically all bitches in showbiz have gargled shit stained dicks when they started and even worse.

But no, elliot had a fucking golden ticket but couldn't be fucking bothered to cash it in. He was a lazy dumb fuck who was constantly looking for retarded ways to get rich quick when all he had to do was play the dynasty showbiz game using his dad's connections. Kikewood is full of butthurt manlets with borderline IQs like him and they live like fucking kings

>>240263

He never ran a mile, he never had a job, he blew his savings in lotto tickets, everything he had was bought for him by his dad including a car that is worth more than the average annual middle class income

>>240339

The irony is that he wasn't even that ugly, he was actually better looking that some child actors, problem is that he was a shithead and didn't like anyone

Again, nigga had it all served in a silver platter, but even then he was too retarded to figure it out


d1c6a8 No.240427

>>240413

>Good women are hard to find.

It's especially hard when you're a beta who doesn't have any of his own value as a person and has terminally low standards due to massive thirst.

If you're going to spend the rest of your natural life with someone, give them unfeathered access to your bank account and agree to spawn your offspring with them, of course it's going to find someone worthy of all that. It's a very tall order.

But guess what? There are 7 billion goddamn people on the planet. Stop making excuses and nut up, wizard.


d1c6a8 No.240428

>>240420

>Ironically those two cunts are still respected within the feminist community

Exactly. They idolize and lionize these two walking and talking straw-bitches, then wonder why so many people hate them. And, in true lefty fashion, they double their efforts down, instead of examining why people don't like dealing with them, not catching the possibility that it isn't the society is muhsoggykneestick, it's that these feminists are obnoxious.


d1c6a8 No.240438

>>240427

>If I keep calling someone a wizard and to man up then that changes how fucked up society is and how stupid women are so this magically makes non-shitty women multiplye

>>240428

>Some feminists are okay

Yea, some feminists are okay. They're just flooding the country with kebab because the ideology they follow is pure cancer to any group who allows it to exist. But hey, not all feminists are like that!


d1c6a8 No.240442

>>240438

>Yea, some feminists are okay.

Wait, I didn't say this in my post. So who the fucking hell are you talking to?


d1c6a8 No.240443

>>240442

You imply it in the way that you act like not all feminists are obnoxious rather than the entire ideology being obnoxious. I may have misread that or you may have written it poorly. It could be either one with how often you see "But 2nd wave feminism was good".


d1c6a8 No.240444

>>240443

>It could be either one with how often you see "But 2nd wave feminism was good".

I just said feminism, that's all. No mention of waves. So who do you think I am?


d1c6a8 No.240446

>>240444

Probably a Redditor with some link to Gamergate from the way you talk.


d1c6a8 No.240453

>>240446

I left cuckchan before it was called cuckchan after being there for years, so I wasn't there during this GG affair. I also never touched Leddit because it's an uninteresting website and was said to be drowning in memes. Thanks a lot for assuming who I am, faggot.


d1c6a8 No.240459

>>240453

Maybe if you didn't act like a faggot people wouldn't assume you're a faggot. Now whine more like a Tumblr bitch about muh labels and we'll slap your ass up here as a lolcow too.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

d1c6a8 No.240462

>>240459

>Now whine more like a Tumblr bitch about muh labels

And when did I do this, huh? You're the one who's acting like a faggot here, more like a Dumbler bitch. When did I whine about fucking labels here? When did I say some feminists are good and not all of them are just women being women? And when did I say about waves of feminism here?

Slap my ass up here as a lolcow? You're the one who's being triggered here by shit I didn't say, nigger.


d1c6a8 No.240494

New post on his blog: To the Future !

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.fr/

"I will soon have survived 10 years on youtube and I have just somehow successfully bought legal justice to bare upon a troll. The weight of history lies heavy upon my brow"

also for the ladies out there:

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Farshnuke


d1c6a8 No.240513

>>240494

Legal justice?


d1c6a8 No.240564

>>240442

>Wait, I didn't say this in my post. So who the fucking hell are you talking to?

You never said anything of the sort. But incels assume everyone who doesn't agree with them is a radical 2nd wave feminist.


d1c6a8 No.240566

>>240564

Incels don't exist, but entitled narcissistic autists certainly exist.


d1c6a8 No.240738

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

He thinks the rest of the world will invade America because (he thinks) Trump is Alt-Right.


d1c6a8 No.240747

Is there a /chan/ dedicated to Jahans?


d1c6a8 No.240750


d1c6a8 No.240758

File: b32eb9af14e4049⋯.jpg (880.37 KB, 984x1593, 328:531, Terracotta_figurine_of_two….jpg)


d1c6a8 No.240766

>>240738

>invade the one country with nearly 60% of the world's military

What a retard…


d1c6a8 No.240771

>>240766

Farshnuke better start stockpiling on bottle caps or mushroom vodka if he wants to launch an invasion of America.


d1c6a8 No.240774

>>240766

Yurop won't even do shit about the ISIL even if rapefugees are going apeshit at their borders. What makes this guy think they're gonna do something about the US?


d1c6a8 No.240824

>>240263

I am sorry but Elliot, did not even try running a mile.

He just bought a bunch of designer clothes and sat around in public places, waiting for boyfriend-free girl to approach him, ala Chris-Chan. I think we all know how that works out.


d1c6a8 No.240902

We ALL know how THAT works out.


d1c6a8 No.240907

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Jahans: The Tumblr Solider


d1c6a8 No.240966

File: e20ba0121d88ef7⋯.png (531.25 KB, 828x596, 207:149, Screen Shot 2016-11-27 at ….png)


d1c6a8 No.240992

>>240966

spoiler that shit


3c1f5d No.287717

File: 1bccee9fbd9757e⋯.png (851.82 KB, 1339x579, 1339:579, esoteric hungary.PNG)

Did you lads know that there is an esoteric jahanism graffiti piece on a bridge somewhere in Budapest?

Gave me a chuckle tbh.


f8a10f No.328554

>>228720

lmao yes he is


633b84 No.439182

File: bc0957c8ac75358⋯.jpg (577.99 KB, 1200x1471, 1200:1471, Screenshot_20180508-021133.jpg)

File: 4acbabf37f1a723⋯.jpg (532.57 KB, 1199x1710, 1199:1710, Screenshot_20180509-194059.jpg)

File: c555a0768391985⋯.jpg (378.31 KB, 1199x1569, 1199:1569, Screenshot_20180508-021210.jpg)

File: da989b66bd93c8e⋯.png (373.94 KB, 1080x308, 270:77, da989b66bd93c8eb9b6d5932ea….png)

File: 780c9adb0bd7be9⋯.png (256.76 KB, 660x315, 44:21, 780c9adb0bd7be9d7f144c675f….png)

Owner of the Jahans discord server doxxxxed as a nigger loving NEET.

the owner of the Jahans discord server. Real name Toby King, goes by Vercingetorix. Number #5301.

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/toby-king-776361138

University of Nottingham Master’s Degree, Applied biopharmaceutical biotechnology with entrepreneurship 2016 – 2017

Swansea University Bachelor’s Degree, Biochemistry, 2:1 2014 – 2016

>Claims to be altright but has only ever lusted after nigger pussy.

>nigger pussy has a big black bf tfw

>Literal unemployable NEET with a meme degree.

>Spends 100% of his time on Discord

https://www.facebook.com/tobking09876

And his ethnic friends (only friends):

Don't forget to add all of his friends and tell them about ALEXANDER GORDON JAHANS.

Also, don't forget to email any potential employers telling them about how their employee runs a discord dedicated to harrassing a heavily autistic man.


633b84 No.439185

File: 8464519cfda069f⋯.jpg (297.4 KB, 1200x1656, 50:69, Screenshot_20180509-194333.jpg)

File: 1f68da5cf4ebfd2⋯.jpg (523.1 KB, 1199x1660, 1199:1660, Screenshot_20180509-194347.jpg)

>>439182

And don't forget to contact his friends (none of them are white, sad) and tell them about Alexander Gordon Jahans and their cuck's role in his suicide.


633b84 No.439187

File: 4bad9d2c314cf94⋯.jpg (657.07 KB, 1199x1156, 1199:1156, Screenshot_20180508-021239.jpg)


633b84 No.439193

File: 8d8ccb5cae6af5d⋯.png (1.25 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, image.png)

File: fd489755a019736⋯.png (568.17 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, verc1.png)

the owner of the Jahans discord server. Real name Toby King, goes by Vercingetorix. Number #5301.

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/toby-king-776361138

University of Nottingham Master’s Degree, Applied biopharmaceutical biotechnology with entrepreneurship 2016 – 2017

Swansea University Bachelor’s Degree, Biochemistry, 2:1 2014 – 2016

>Claims to be altright but has only ever lusted after nigger pussy.

>nigger pussy has a big black bf tfw

>Literal unemployable NEET with a meme degree.

>Spends 100% of his time on Discord

https://www.facebook.com/tobking09876

And his ethnic friends (only friends):

Don't forget to add all of his friends and tell them about ALEXANDER GORDON JAHANS.

Also, don't forget to email any potential employers telling them about how their employee runs a discord dedicated to harrassing a heavily autistic man.


a66868 No.439271

File: 6382fcd8ebfb8c2⋯.png (9.25 KB, 214x71, 214:71, Screen Shot 2018-05-09 at ….png)

Does he even know? The discord is dead with no julay.


2b1fa9 No.440709

File: bc0957c8ac75358⋯.jpg (577.99 KB, 1200x1471, 1200:1471, Screenshot_20180508-021133.jpg)

The absolute state of british nationalism


4bcb13 No.440769

>>440709

Nationalism isn't about race


fc793e No.440837

>>440769

t. burger fake nationalist


2b1fa9 No.444409

File: 59f3d8ff8fe5c27⋯.jpg (540.58 KB, 1200x1471, 1200:1471, bc0957c8ac753584321fdca2d0….jpg)

>>439182

Just added a few of this racemixers on Facebook under the name Alex Jahans. top kek


2b1fa9 No.444456

>>444409

"Hi do you know Toby King?" This is gonna be goooooood


374115 No.447138

File: 517a087ea15a6a2⋯.jpg (346.15 KB, 1434x1842, 239:307, adam edge first baronet.jpg)

File: 9c014f4c61fd24a⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1915x1079, 1915:1079, adam plane.png)

File: 05bd46b3fee292c⋯.png (266.93 KB, 699x831, 233:277, adam 1.png)

File: ab1fadf50badacd⋯.png (425.83 KB, 949x905, 949:905, adam 2.png)

File: f59b25eba86cb56⋯.png (409.86 KB, 849x937, 849:937, adam 3.png)


374115 No.447139

File: cabd93e64341394⋯.png (545.6 KB, 960x540, 16:9, adam again.png)

File: fc698b3d67d063e⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1483x873, 1483:873, adam 6.png)

File: 726708f5ff311dc⋯.jpg (187.41 KB, 972x1296, 3:4, adam_3.jpg)

File: 604e2f133bbaf2e⋯.gif (5.68 MB, 800x448, 25:14, adam.gif)

File: 4073daa547b4321⋯.png (614.35 KB, 903x605, 903:605, unknown (7).png)

absolute state


a66868 No.447490

doxxxxxxxxxxing and counter doxxxxxxxxxing by 2 people who met """"anonymously"""" on a discord and agreed to add each other on facebook.

When will normies learn.


1be92f No.447542

>>447490

is that what happened? i guess it was inevitable that something like that would happen, once you have a circlejerk discord community for long enough


36085e No.447697

>this just in, discord faggots are faggots

we need a 2nd coming


71e9cd No.447763

Adam's dox is funny. Toby's dox is shameful. /thread


41607f No.447769

>>447139

>>439193

Truly /ourhomo/


41607f No.447779

Also why our people doxxxxing Godwindon, I've been away for a week and this what I update the thread too?


71e9cd No.447826

File: d2670b1bd4325c8⋯.jpg (471.04 KB, 1200x1579, 1200:1579, Godwinson.jpg)

Adam put on twitter that Verc has been running a doxxxxxing discord. Thought it was bullshit and then saw this. Wew lad.

Like how stupid do you have to be? Adam has a fucking army of trolls around him now which he sends at people all the time, it's not like we're in 2016 anymore.

Making a doxing server on him will keep him going with cocks for months and you know how shameless he is with this stuff. I do still consider him a friend but obviously I keep my distance you would have be a fool not to.

Whereas in the past he had 10 people around him worshipping him like a king, now he's got 2000 and that'll only grow. It's not both funny and scary at the same time.

You only have to look at what he did to Jahans to realise that he can basically make you unemployable for life when he makes a video and then that gets mirrored by half the internet. So when you run a doxxxxxing discord on him then you really have to have a deathwish.

Some life in jahanism yet it seems the shitstorm will be full of keks.


7c39e4 No.447953

>>447826

lmao

shud be gud to see how this turns out


7c39e4 No.448010

File: 2009a2d5314a292⋯.png (31.59 KB, 641x267, 641:267, 1.png)

File: 2495b32417d36bf⋯.png (47.18 KB, 637x399, 91:57, 2.png)


4014c9 No.448045

File: 170666e94dfb407⋯.gif (1.23 MB, 212x194, 106:97, 1482215319498.gif)

>>447826

This is maybe the gayest thing I've ever read here, and I'm a veteran of 10 Jahans threads and your faggot discord slapfights.

Toby was doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed over and over again, I did part of it and you'll never know who I was. I simply thought it was funny to post them and watch you freak out, close everything down and then go back to posting your faggy selfies in discord again within a month.

Grow up son, stop connecting your real name to online tard wrangling and you might want to let Toby know to stop fucking niggers while you're at it. Adam is a spaz but you faggots are worse.


7c39e4 No.448071

>>448045

you know the real story here?

I never got into the discord faggotry


4014c9 No.448156

File: 5638ea59d7f8e2a⋯.gif (1.24 MB, 423x231, 141:77, 1481442654697.gif)

>>448071

I don't know what prompted this latest bitchfight but I've always had a mole inside the discord so I could force them to behave themselves in the Jahans threads on /cow/.

This is pretty much how it's gone:

1. Vercingetorix (Toby) owns discord server dedicated to Jahans.

2. He's very unstable and also claims to be an "ethnonationalist" with a Nigerian girlfriend, but they're all pretty much like him so nobody cares. It's populated by the spergs you heard shouting memes in the long ass Adam interviews with Jahans on the esotericjahanism site. They invited him into the discord and apparently he read all their messages. You might come to the conclusion that the Jahans discord was too autistic for even Alexander Jahans.

Jahans withdrew after that, the /cow/ threads died, the first but not the last time discord faggotry spilled over into the real world.

3. Some of these guys (like Rory Vazley) have seriously been following Jahans around for years, from the time he did his first spergouts at Laura K. Buzz & Jim Sterling. The reason the "lore" is so well-known is some of these guys were fellow Laura K Buzz & Jim Sterling fanboys and saw Jahans hand >her his cannibal/injection fan fiction in real time.

4. Adam was worshipped there to an incredibly unhealthy degree. I like Adam but he enjoyed the attention and forgot that autistic fans are still autistic and liable to shit on themselves and get some on you, like now.

Jahanism comes and goes, mostly burns out because he won't interact with trolls after the discord interviews. Then last year:

5. Discord fags start acting up in Jahans threads on 8chan. We (I don't know the others) finally have enough and start doxxxxxxxxxxing discord fags, who have been taking /leftypol/-level selfies and sharing them on the Jahans discord for over a year at this point.

6. One by one they all delete everything, Vercingetorix repeatedly closes and re-opens the discord. They stop fucking up the threads.

7. In the last few months, Adam is building a bigger audience attacking Sargoy than he ever had giving hour long lectures about Jahans. Jahans deleted his blog last week and most of his cocks is not accessible. Like the "Skeptics" who thought anti-SJW videos were dying out, the Jahans discord is a community without a purpose so people are scrambling to find something new to latch onto. There were almost no posts other than people asking for now-deleted cocks.

The server is hugely British, and aside from growing their teeth in rows like sharks, they have constant debates about who is "really right-wing" and who is faking it. Some of them decide Adam is "like an SJW," mimicking Sargon's logic if not his actual words. Behind the scenes some of them are tracking Adam's dox and hope to involve his family.

You can tell when it's Vercingetorix posting because the anon will call Adam a "Reptile," after the David Icke meme. He apparently thinks that's really clever.

8. After Jahans deletes his blog, someone posts Vercingetorix dox again in the latest /cow/ thread (which has been autosaging for months). It's not the first time he's been outed. It's not even the first time in that thread he was outed.

9. Adam claims Vercingetorix turned on him. Some speculation about Adam's dox had been posted earlier, but he claims someone was mining his old FB posts. So he reposts on Twitter the dox that had (repeatedly) been posted about Vercingetorix.

the tl;dr is both of these people have the op-sec of a fag The Daily Shoah host, also stop using discord you idiots. But Vercingetorix is far more pathetic and funnier to laugh at, especially because he's admitted all of it was true, including his Nigerian gf.


7c39e4 No.448195

>>448156

Nice. This could end in at least one documented meltdown.


71e9cd No.448305

>>448156

Again, how stupid can a person be? He thinks that trying to make Adam into a lolcow and running a doxxxxxing server will have zero blowback when the guy has an audience that wants to fuck with people 24/7. It's always the case when these people say "so and so is the real cow" that they turn out to have these shameful photos of lusting after a negress.

Adam will just make him completely unemployable if he puts out a video.

>>448010

Funny seeing members of the "totally not a doxxxxing server" doxxxxing server trying to deny the existence of a doxxxxing as I'm pretty sure it the exact same thing happened when Kraut was found out. I even recognise some of the usernames and they're the exact same people who were in the Jahans discord and ruined the place by talking about their drama.

That PozEmperor guy is "Danial J Toft" and he's known to be a complete cow.


1be92f No.450081

>>448156

thanks for the quick rundown. there's something about constant communications which attract autists in the imageboard sphere. discord servers, perpetual general threads, places like that just end up pure shite


b8db3d No.450865

>>448156

Literally nothing you just said is true.

>You can tell when it's Vercingetorix posting because the anon will call Adam a "Reptile," after the David Icke meme. He apparently thinks that's really clever.

hahahahahahaha OK mate. Adam being referred to as a reptile is because he's a two faced snake.


4014c9 No.450966

>>450865

>Literally nothing you just said is true.

You mean other than Toby having a nigger girlfriend? :^)


c0687a No.456923

>>448156

spacker


abdaaa No.468137

File: afd6ae23b7c484d⋯.webm (705.83 KB, 608x321, 608:321, delete.webm)


18717d No.468367

>>468137

i assume deleting a story is like finishing a wank and closing 20 tabs for him


73ea6d No.468378

What happened to Godwinson?

Seems his channel goes down within hours of putting them up.

Liberalistismists?


2c4ad1 No.469725

>>468378

Yea from what i see whenever he gets a video striked he dissapears


2df573 No.477641

Does anyone have a link to the archive of Jahans Youtube channel?


ebb451 No.478327

I haven't followed this guy for about 4 or 5 months and I feel like I've missed nothing. This is terminal NEET.


4014c9 No.479501

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Jahans: "I'M NOT DEAD!"


074edb No.481285

>>478327

he DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING for some reason.


b685d7 No.485951

>>481285

he took a page from his #1 fan


c77505 No.485963

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Is Angry Aussie the long lost brother of Jahans? He's got relatively the same facial features and tiny arms.




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