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ea021b No.511760

Why haven't these little shits been given as much hate as they deserve? Why have communities known to mock everyone, such as Encyclopedia Dramatica, left these Z-gen amateur "animators" alone?

3ff8da No.511792

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>>511760

There's not much to talk about. Except for jaiden lewds there's nothing interesting to them. I bet if you started digging you would find stuff from old tumblr or diviantart accounts. Btw skat animation is superior tbh.


b2593a No.511793

>>511792

>There's not much to talk about

See "Guns Explained With Cats," and the fact no-one in the community called the creator of the video out on his bullshit, as a rebuttal.


3ff8da No.511796

>>511793

Yeah it's a retarded video that got no backlash. I saw a lot of news sites sucking him off, but no subsequent drama.


b2593a No.511800

>>511796

Thank you for proving my point. These people are promoted by the mainstream media because they never talk about politics, and when they do, they always tow the line of the establishment.

Aside from all of that is my main gripe with this community: they are lowering the standards of the art form of animation. Consider, when the medium of animation started, it largely consisted of shorts featuring simplistic characters doing mundane things in front of monochromatic backgrounds. Then, as technology improved, they realized that they now had the ability to make the unreal real, thus creating the breathtaking worlds of Fantasia, or the unearthly slapstick of the original Looney Tunes. Now, with further improvements of technology, any Z-gen Habsburg can throw together some shorts featuring simplistic characters doing mundane things in front of a monochromatic background, and be touted as being part of a grand new wave of animation on the world's largest video sharing site, despite most of it not even categorically being animation.


b4cf19 No.511812

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>>511760

>Thousands of dollars of student debt

>Four years of his life

>Sill can’t draw

>Art still looks uglier than Goanimate

>Animation not much better than Goanimate

Friendly reminder not only this his college thesis . And This was good enough to get a animation degree. He thought this would get pick by a television network.


725999 No.511813

>>511812

>He thought this would get pick (sic.) by a television network.

Have you seen anything on Adult Swim?


84a73e No.511818

>>511760

because nobody cares

they don't do anything particularly lulzy 90% of the time

maybe if there were more like animatedjames you'd have something to work with, but these guys are just boring losers

jaiden lewds are good shit though


725999 No.511820

>>511818

I'm going to be honest, the only reason I'm on this board is because /co/ keeps taking down threads I made talking about this and /b/ doesn't seem interested in this at all. When I say "get more hate," I really do just mean, "Where's the backlash."


b4cf19 No.511822

>>511813

>>511813

>Have you seen anything on Adult Swim?

True. But adult swim doing more live action shows.


725999 No.511823

>>511822

That doesn't quite refute what I said.


edcc80 No.511832

>>511823

do you mean shit like 10 ounce mouse? well it may look like hot garbage but its story and characters are the best thing since the titanic. like xavier renegade angel and super jail. these retards couldnt write a decent character if they tried.


725999 No.511837

>>511832

I mean their live action shows are roughly the same quality as the animation posted.


3ff8da No.512207

>>511820

Not even cuckchan is that bad. They would be all over this considering youtube pushed all the actual animators aside for this shit.


bac31b No.512217

>>511818

>>511792

There's jaiden lewds? Where can I find them?


cfb03d No.512280

>>512207

The vols on /co/ are weird. You can make fun of all kinds of things but the moment you make an actual thread dedicated to it, unless it's a QUALITY or industry drama one, then it gets deleted with an hour.


74a180 No.512348

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>>511760

>draw themselves cute

>irl they're disgusting

everytime


8bd8e2 No.512377

>>511760

The only one I know from there is theodd1sout and he's hardly a lolcow besides a tendency to tell mildly embarrassing white bread personal stories, but he puts a lot of effort into his shit as youtube standards and budgets go tbh, besides being a very positive guy.

If you don't have actual laughable drama I don't think animators count as lolcows as even the lousiest of them put more effort into ANYTHING than 80% of every lolcow in the board.


9adfac No.512474

>Boy, these fucking losers really make me mad by poisoning my beloved manchild interest

<Why isn't the internet validating my righteous anger by making fun of them!?


84f250 No.512495

There has to be a discord full of these fags. These guys strike me as the sort to have a thin vaneer of friendliness. Scratch the surface and there is bound to be something. Worth keeping tabs on if only for when one of them goes full tilt.


84f250 No.512499

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>>511793

Not even what makes Alex Clark lulsworthy. That would be vid related. A whole series dedicated to how he totally dated his hot babysitter you guys.

Like Vloggers but even more pathetic, cause as >>512348 points out, they like to hide behind cutesy representations of themselves, a la Jaltoid. This is what makes skat animators, and pre-Sleepy Cabin Newground animators, decent. They avoid the vlog shit, and just animate.

>>511800

Calm your assburgers. One man animation is not, has not, and never will be as good as full team level works, barring the few notable exceptions. Stop trying to argue about the animation quality, and your haraunging of gen z. It comes off as "le born in the wrong generation". Theres plenty worth keeping tabs on in this "community", none having to do with the quality of their animation.


7ba096 No.512533

>>511832

12 ounce mouse was a artifact of its time, stuff like that can't be put on television now


9f0f38 No.512833

The only animators I follow these days are The Brothers Chap


009665 No.512840

>>512495

They all mooch off of each other. One gets a boost in subscribers and donations, then it goes to "hey check out my friend over here' they're just a bunch of people jewing people out of their money by doing bare bones animation that could be surpassed by someone with any sort of skill in their field easily.


328382 No.512844

all these animators are Spoony tier spergs but like Spoony it takes a while to come out. They're not going to do shit until their 5 minutes of fame ends and then they go batshit insane.

>>511793

All the responders are on the same cash cow train. Most of them aren't pro-guns because they're liberals bullying other types of liberals.


766db9 No.512848

>>511792

not that it's /cow/ related, but I always hated those latter three for absolutely shamelessly stealing the style that famicon created, and gaining about 5000 times the popularity for doing so.


b4cf19 No.512849

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>>512348

>Dat chin

She looks like a young jay Leno in drag.


0502e8 No.512864

>>511800

>tow the line

It's "toe the line", retard. Why would you be towing a line? How would that even work?


3ff8da No.512880

>>512499

You know I wonder if they'll do porn in a few years. I bet they've done doodles of their characters.

>>512848

Stealing is not the word I'd use. They copied the formula, sure. But their styles differ from old school famicom. I'm not sure if Pilot even uses fusion anymore.

But you're right about famicom's popularity. Even on newgrounds they never got half as famous as cboyardee did on youtube. A shame, really.


74a180 No.512885

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74a180 No.512899

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>>511793

>let me explain this complex subject by using childish rhetoric

Why lefties always do this?


15218a No.512902

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>>512885

Wait. Didn't fatty gingerbeard become a tranny?

Like any tranny, he also died his hair stupid colours.

Also double kek at the even stronger reality vs vanity profile drawing this time around.


c1bf60 No.512916

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>>512902

Holy fucking shit, he did.

>Vid related

>Thumbnail

Steven Universe, not even once.


328382 No.512928

>>512902

WTF is under her nose? Is that nose hair she won't cut?

TBH the cartoon shit does look like her. It's grossly over weight, stuffing her face and her eyes falling off from diabetes.


15218a No.512930

>>512928

I think it's the nose ring to end all other nose rings.

The ugliest nose ring possible.


74a180 No.512934

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>>512930

Maybe it's just some Christmas decoration


15218a No.512938

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9adfac No.513026

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1f56e0 No.513111

>>512885

>Hey guys we call out feminist hypocrisy.


d80822 No.513115

>>511792

I miss CBoyardee.


d80822 No.513122

>>512499

>pre-Sleepy Cabin Newground animators

I can't believe I didn't put the pieces together until now, this shit really did start with Oney, didn't it?


bb2db5 No.513167

>>511792

Pilotredsun my nigga


84f250 No.513180

>>513122

No. IIRC, Odds1out, Jaltoid, Jelloapocalypse, and even Domics predated Sleepy Cabin. Unless you are trying to say that everyone else is just ripping off his art style. The art style is not what makes this awful.


cfb03d No.513439

>>513122

Egofaggot was being a lazy sellout well before Oney was.


3ff8da No.513580

>>512902

Looking at this over and over again, I think the fat is helping him pull off the "insane, obese tumblr user" look he's going for.


15179d No.513664

>>512348

She has the potential to be cute though. Just gotta lose some of the weight.


1ab39a No.513749

>>511760

Because there's not much to them, seriously anything that can be said about them has been said about other YouTubers. They take cartoons seriously, they have garbage opinions, their "animations" are poorly made and they hide behind "cute" avatars to hide their ugly faces. That pretty much sums up most of the animation community on YouTube.


74a180 No.513775

>>513664

Her eyes are too far apart, she would look weird no matter how much effort she puts in her appearance


14d6db No.513893

The odd1sout is a christian whose mom has to approve the script for all his videos.


f5ae6e No.515433

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I think the only thing lolcow worthy in this whole animation community is Fox Goodman.

Here's the gist of it

>Fox Goodman is Theodd1sout but blacker

>#Relatable Storytime animator named Fox Goodman traces a lot

>Evidence suggests Fox lives a double life from a second channel by the name of Matt Spicer

>Fox denies being Matt Spicer

>(12:55) Suggests otherwise


1c06d5 No.515435

The only ones I remember are OneyG, who I don't know what he has been up to, Spaz, who left the community to do porn or some shit, and PsychicPebbles, who is alright in my book

As for porn, Zone is alright, Minus8 has an autistic fanbase, and is a pedo, and that's all I know. Any lefty ones I am missing?


f5ae6e No.515436

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>>515433

The plot only thickens

>Fox Goodman replies to detractor DaftPina

>Fox claims James (Odd1sout) defends clones, despite James referring to other Storytime Animators being compared to himself

>Fox uses shitty defense for tracing

>Compares himself to Pewdiepie and non-professional animators

>Dismisses spectrogram evidence of Fox Goodman being Matt Spicer as "tin-foil-hat-conspiracy"

>"Put your money where your mouth is" and a whole bunch of other brainless shit

>Offers reward for anyone to prove Fox and Matt are the same

>Promises to delete channel is solid proof comes forward

>Can't be bothered to livestream a conversation with Matt for some reason

>Fox also to do a double face-reveal at Vid-con

>Wants to go there on a first-class flight, a limousine, and stay at a five-star hotel

>All we have to do give $100,000 to his GoFundMe campaign, which is not linked in the description

>Offers to use money to give away free iphones, androids, and other expensive shit


f5ae6e No.515447

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>>515436

3 days later

>Fox Promises to make better cocks

>Apologizes for Dashcon-esque GoFundMe campaign

>Throws every possible excuse

>"Everyone makes mistakes"

>"That's how you grow as a person"

>Plans on doing a Discord call with Matt Spicer debunk alleged lies

>Says he's going to make the people who think he's lying wait for that

>"That Discord call will happen… just when you least expect it"

You can't make this shit up if you tried. I am sad I lack the imagination required to make this up.


0539a9 No.515464

File: bea146ef1affbf0⋯.png (231.38 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, jaiden.png)

Didn't Jaiden Animations and/or Sarah Andersen had a tantrum some time ago because people were posting rule 34 of them on Cuckchan?


563f74 No.515763

Big youtube animators have anxiety, are ex furries and get triggered by NFSW of their waifus. Ashamed of their past. Like ashamed that they sold their dignity off brony autism bux

Oh another fun fact all of them are

#FUCKCRINGECULTURE

I dare to insert [artist here] cringe into jewgle

https://twitter.com/Zedrinbot/status/973678852894420993


84f250 No.515793

>>513893

Seriously?


84a73e No.515806

>>515464

there's pretty much always a thread for jaiden on /aco/, sarah not as much but still pretty often. i didn't hear about either of them freaking out though. i know sarah made a tweet about people editing her comics to make them actually funny but that's it.


563f74 No.515812

File: 28b987ee992145d⋯.png (223.46 KB, 1200x598, 600:299, TRIGGERING.png)

>>515806

Have a triple dose of triggering material.

Extra lulz if you post them in their private discord channels


74a180 No.516070

File: 65b5b1f86b33dcd⋯.jpg (64 KB, 720x510, 24:17, cringe compilation.jpg)


74a180 No.516074

File: cca2b9497976bba⋯.webm (2.82 MB, 982x554, 491:277, sara hitler.webm)

>>515464

Sarah had a tantrum after they exposed her as the rightful successor of Ben Garrison


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f5ae6e No.516572

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f5ae6e No.517054

>>517013

>>512217

Halfchan's /aco/


7f7a49 No.517078

>>517054

oh i was hoping irl lewds. wanna see those anorexic ribs


e49ef3 No.517303

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>>515435

>OneyG, who I don't know what he has been up to

OneyNG now is a fulltime lets player in his channel OneyPlays which is like an uncucked Jontron-era Game Grumps (but Oney actually plays games really good unlike Arin)

>PsychicPebbles

Zach Hadel? He's on the H3H3 podcast a lot and seems to hate Drumpf


29012c No.517314

File: 795ac669cdbbfd7⋯.png (61.9 KB, 800x600, 4:3, OC101.png)

Bland. The facial expressions annoy me and I honestly cannot sit through one fucking video without getting bored. The pace is the same, and the only people who watch this are kids who are cheap little mother fuckers who don't fuck with torrents or cable.


19f1c8 No.517317

File: 069db2ddd0094d4⋯.png (28.26 KB, 500x664, 125:166, smugmug.png)

>>511760

>generation gap meme

good ol' goy trickery at it's finest


27b84e No.518288

File: c8eb191ea0922cb⋯.jpg (82.72 KB, 900x900, 1:1, unnamed.jpg)

>>511760

What about Spechie, she's a bit of a sperg?


b5651b No.518504

>>518288

She is borderline and psycho as hell.


27b84e No.518548

>>518504

>She is borderline and psycho as hell

That's the point


b5651b No.518625

>>518548

Thanks for the info, tripfriend


27b84e No.518628

>>518625

heh, anyways what do you suppose we do with spechie, cause there's bound to be shit to come up?


dc6ea3 No.518720

>>511760

Why don't you just make some cocks rather than criticize the already successful? Don't be such a loser.


dc6ea3 No.518722

>>515812

This place had some good times but now you fucks are grasping. What happened to finding legitimate targets that are actually fun?


051227 No.518730

>>518722

t. fanboy


a6b1b4 No.518751

>>518722

>Grasping

Que?


dd9ee2 No.518948

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141423 No.518976

>>515464

since when did she throw a tantrum about the porn?


141423 No.518985

File: 47d0e7f22115885⋯.png (659.93 KB, 900x900, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I don't remember which Youtuber used the term "uwutuber" for Wolfychu but I really do think it fits well with the girl

the term perfectly encompasses every shy overly cutesy weeaboo with a high-pitched voice who's trying real hard to make themselves look like an innocent gentle soul by appealing to fat neckbeards and small children


27b84e No.518987

>>518985

It was socraturtles that used "uwutuber" I believe.


dc6ea3 No.519146

>>518730

>>518948

Nice, really proves you arent losers taking low hanging fruit. We used to have fun. Tell me what fun has been had with this?


cfb03d No.519246

>>519146

>>518720

Pretty funny that you think loser has any kind of power around here.


d53d82 No.519307

>>518985

god i hate these type of youtubers.

the "animation" story tellers i couldn't give two shits about, but something these cunts with their shitty voices that drives me up a wall


141423 No.519314

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File: 523a8bb1b6769f4⋯.png (614.74 KB, 935x857, 935:857, ClipboardImage.png)

>>519307

pics very much related


f30a40 No.519564

>>519314

6/10 would bang.

4/10 because e-whore.


6546f4 No.519744

>>519246

yea it's pretty funny how you're too dumb to get the idea. Go outside for once bud


dc6ea3 No.519799

>>519246

>loser


dc6ea3 No.519800

>>519307

why are you so mad they are having success entertaining kids? its like you are jealous


d6557f No.520072

>>519800

I'm not upset, I just hate the high pitched"kawaii Desu" voice some of them do


860bd0 No.520075

>>519800

>success

You have some pretty low standards of what "success" is.


2ac0f7 No.520118

They aren't lolcows, they're just ecelebs.


b4cf19 No.520120

>>520118

>They aren't lolcows, they're just ecelebs.

There a difference?


f5ae6e No.520143

File: 23d2cb7acacdc83⋯.png (197.15 KB, 295x391, 295:391, I dunno LOL.PNG)

>>520120

>E-celebs get famous from doing something that result in popularity (Making cartoons, Let's-Plays, etc.)

>Lolcows get infamous for actively and repeatedly doing stupid shit (Falling for pranks, lying, sexual assault, crying on a live-stream, doxxxxing, acting tough with nothing to show)

With a few exceptions (Fox Goodman/Matt Spicer, Spechie, maybe even TimTom and Tabbes), what reason do 99% of these Storytime Animators qualify as lolcows beyond just people like you finding their videos generally boring or them not being physically attractive? That's not even low-hanging fruit. That's having the fruit fall off the branch, rolling to your feet, covered in dirt and bugs.


5d5edd No.520307

>>520143

These artists tend to go full lolcow


37dfa3 No.520377

>>520307

like who?


f5ae6e No.520382

>>520307

Can you give an example, excluding the 4-5 people I mentioned?


141423 No.520385

>>519800

>its like you are jealous

every idiots favorite argument


9149eb No.520400

>>512899

Leftists are mentally children


a6b1b4 No.520440

Despite samefagging here

Banditkazoo

DeterminedToDrawUT

Nayzak

You could throw a dart at Pubetube search engine


1d9b58 No.520476

>>517303

>Zach Hadel? He's on the H3H3 podcast a lot and seems to hate Drumpf

I think that he just likes to make fun him, he frequently makes jew jokes on twitter and stuff like that


c5eaf5 No.520540

>>511760

am I the only person that likes these channels


a6b1b4 No.520746

>>520476

He's kissing jew ass if you couldn't tell.


74a180 No.521097

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>>520400

Pretty much

btw the point this other leftie makes in 2:04 didn't age well


37dfa3 No.521136

>>520540

timtom has the occasional nice story, I wanna fugg jaidan, she has some nice vids too. I also like the oney and sleepycast guys. I don't know any of the others itt


290cb8 No.521321

File: c30f1eb3c8c8bff⋯.png (302.88 KB, 1019x1195, 1019:1195, ClipboardImage.png)

>>511800

Do you think that perhaps this trend was in part inspired by Foamy the Squirrel? After all, he was the first one to produce animated rants, albeit with more animation and debatably better artwork.


9149eb No.521564

File: 69365a5054d5b98⋯.jpg (12.98 KB, 458x408, 229:204, 418e77ecff012bd68ed2d2ce03….jpg)

>>511760

Daftpina does a great job of pissing these people off.


99d7fe No.521582

>>511760

I hate this cocks.

I've seen it on top of Youtube recommended pages a few times after I clear my history.

Idiotic videos, with terrible animation. Why must everyone look like a potato?


f5ae6e No.521773

cocks


f5ae6e No.521774

soy

soyboy


0c6d0d No.521775

You sure this is the right board for this?

These animators don't produce any julay, so they're not cows.


f5ae6e No.521778

>>521775

>These animators don't produce any julay

Especially when even the "worst" are actually showing improvements.


37dfa3 No.522102

>>521564

he's pretty good, slow as fuck speaking


dd9ee2 No.522410

>>521564

>>522102

he's basically would Moleman9000 should have been.

>talking about the website, not Gabe


3d979e No.522520

>>511800

Fantasia took three years to make and cost $2.2 million (the equivalent of $41,040,977.14 in 2018).

But no yeah any indie youtube animator could pull that shit off easy if they weren't so got dang lazy. Just press the "Animated Good" button in ToonBoom.




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