New Ownership
I have recently acquired ownership of this board. This board is an alternative to /r9k/. If you are unsatisfied with /r9k/s current moderation feel free to use this board.
If you have any suggestions or complaints please voice them.
I r8 k 11/27 ;^D
annoying fuckers at work
Never give up neetdom for anything lemee tellyaI've got a desk next to this guy at work and I need to vent
He started in December
Cannot stand the guy
You'd think that I was working for a real estate company because he spends hours talking on the phone about his houses and apartments every day
He laughs so loud it hurts my ears, and he laughs often and for no reason
Somebody asks how his day is going? PRETTY GOOD HAHAHAHHA
He chews gum constantly
Yawns and burps constantly
Scratches his crotch constantly
He eats three meals a day at his desk- usually apples, potato chips, soup he can slurp on, a jar of peanut butter that he rubs on his gums and while making lip smacking noises
He pisses on the toilet seat and leaves it
He has the most foul smelling shits and the bathroom is unenterable after he uses it
He plays rap music at his desk or watches gameshows without headphones on
When the boss tells him to do something he doesn't want to do he whines until she lets him have it his way
He throws trash in the paper only bin
He keeps offering me shitty food as if he's being nice and then says "I wasn't sure about this so you can be my taste tester HAHAHHAHA"
Naturally he makes twice as much money as me.
Are you a real human bean?
niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.53434534534
>Be me
>New in town
>Start using POF
>Goes relatively well.
>Prospect pops up, wants the Nigger Dick.
>Huehuehueh.jpg
>Set up meet,
>Arrive at motel
>Why do you live in motel strange girl
>It's okay OP,Moving into new house soon
>Seemslegit.wav
>Im goin in
>Ready to unleash the power of the Congo on this bitch.
>Bitch has friend
>Wtf.
>She's cool OP
>Whatever, follow her into bathroom
>Get touchy
>Hold on OP,
>Pulls out needle
>MFW I am now in a breaking bad episode
>Does Speed.
>We start getting hot and heavy, almost fuck her
>Wakes up friend, does dope.
>Does unnamed drug, probably MDMA.
>We need more Cigarettes Op
>Follow them to store.
>Friend (35 years old btw) gets phonecall
>"Are you affiliated wwith the Police department"
>Onobro.jpg
>"How long do you want"
>Itcantbe.wav
>Mfw these are prostitutes
>IMBROKENIGGA.wav
>Mfw I touched tongues with someone that sucks dick for a living
>Mfw I was .2 seconds away from fucking no condom
>"Maybe this isn't so bad. Im fucking prositutes for free"
>Their pimp Is en route
>NOPENOPENOPE
>internally losing shit
>Need a viable reason to leave
>If i acts suspicious After watching them sniff/shoot god knows what Im done
>Based Kike saves me
>OP we have a customer coming, you have to go
>PraiseTheLord.mp3
> Reluctantly give goodbye kiss
> Split like Meiosis
> Lo and behold
>I walk past their pimp
> He's strapped
>MFW barely missed getting shot
>MFW i'm going back on tuesday
metaposting
It's a fucking desert here, pardner. I'm not a robot and we need more posters.
How can we revive this board?
Nudge
Hey /r8k/, some normies and I are running a venture for a new social app called Nudge. If you're at all interested or want to learn more, search for us on Facebook and we can hook you up.
>have a tumor in my lung
>avoid getting it treated because I just want to die
I wish people would stop hurting me
>Tfw /r8k/ will never take off
>Tfw /r9k/ will still be in the top 25 despite the new BO being a massive faggot who'll probably ban anything that triggers him
>Tfw the robot was always a shit filter and won't do anything to help produce OC
Could you possibly pick a worse stylesheet Board Owner? I'm legally blind.
FUCKING NORMALFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f
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Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
plug.dj/tree-house
Come play some tunes and chat in our /r9k/ related plug.
>When /r9k/ gets taken over by /int/ again.
Fuck
Cringiest thing you've done?
What's the cringiest thing you've done, /r8k/?
Back in HS I used to write fanfics about me and a girl I liked.
Why do we feel?
Does anyone want to create a suicide pact?
Car feel
My father forced me into driving stick shift today. Dear god, that was one of the most anxious times of my life.
PLUG.DJ/ROBOTS
Come join our robot room for good times and good tunes!
>tfw no gf
ITT: /r8k/ stops being lonely and gets internet friends thread 16: byebye cuckchan edition
>B-but how?
By downloading Kik (iOS, Android or Windows Phone), registering (feel free to use fake details) and sending me a message.
>What's your username?
FourFlyingPigs
I will then put you into a group chat with other robots. If a group gets full, I'll put you in another group. If you don't get put into a group immediately, don't freak out, as it may take some time. Get a profile picture once you join (can be any random picture you want), in order for everyone to be able to identify you easier. If you need a fake email, just use sharklasers.com. If you don't have a phone, use http://www.bluestacks.com/.
Feel free to discuss and leave suggestions.
>TFW I just can't stop sperging
I'm gonna apply for neetbux because I just can't anymore
Those filthy normies will probably try and stop me though since they enjoy the show and I should just be myself.
What's a good career for shut ins like us? I pretty much have to go to college to not disappoint my family, but that's not really a problem because they're paying for it anyways. I'm changing my major because I fucking hate math, what's a major that requires little to no math and leads to careers where I won't need good social skills. I mean like business type social skills where I have to go out and find people to network with and stuff, I'm fine being a worker bee interacting with my coworkers basically.
Pic semi related I'm already a freshman at ASU and I hate being an engineering student, but I'd prefer to stay at ASU.
>There's a club, if you'd like to go
>You could meet somebody who really loves you
>So you go, and you stand on your own
>And you leave on your own
>And you go home, and you cry, and you want to die
I don't know where to go, who to talk to or where I can fit in. I'm a neet on ssi, severe social anxiety, depression, aspergers etc yet I've had sex with one girl and been in
one relationship. I hated it, the girl was decently attractive but a complete bitch who bitched anytime I played video games or did stuff like watch Godzilla movies. She got
the pity of my parents for awhile and moved in with us but eventually had to be kicked out because she just instigated fights with family members and was very shitty to me.
I'm glad she's gone and doubt I'll ever get in another relationship again, I live with my family and mainly sleep, play video games, listen to weird music or watch kaiju movies.
I deal pretty well with being a shut in but sometimes I do get lonely and try to find others online who are maybe just a little bit like me. The whole sex thing omits me from
being part of any wizardom yet I'm no Chad, I fucking hate Chad.
I guess I just feel like a real oddity, this is r9k so I'm talking about it. This is the closest forum I can think of for a discussion like this. Did anyone else here just happen
into sex or get "lucky" once to lose their v-card but ended up hating it and realizing 99% of people are fucking awful and obnoxious?
Aspirations
When you were younger, did you know what you wanted to be? When I was a freshman in highschool, I realized I didn't have what it takes to reach my dream job. I wanted to be a infectious disease doctor like my dad, but I had shit grades and I didn't even try to build up my resume with sports or clubs. Now I'm in my fucking 20s with no job. So what about you robots?
>r8k - robot
>nobody talks about robots
>But is Anzu a truNEET?
Let's face it, Anzu is a fake NEET.
>Reasons?
A real NEET would never have the courage to go on camera and sing and dance.
>Conclusions?
Anzu is the worst Cinderella girl and is the number one reason to quit anime for good.
All I Do
All I do is wake up > go to work > listen to idiots > come home to loving family > bed > repeat.Is this all I do for the rest of my time? What's the point.
I've been railroaded into a life I hate and I cant escape without hurting everyone.
>tfw she embraced you yesterday
>be me in high school
>start talking more to this one girl
>we're hitting it off
>at some point in a conversation we were having she says she's going "down north" to another city in the weekend
>down north
>walk away right there and then
>cut all contact with her afterwards
>Be playing vidya as usual
>Suddenly sharp pain builds up in my lower stomach
>Try to get up and the pain gets worse, Fall to the ground I can't even srand
>Despretly crawl to the bathroom and plant ass on the toilet
>After sitting there in pain for what seemed like an eternity, it finally starts
>The largest poop I've ever passed rockets out in just a few seconds
>Look down, it's the size of a giant sausage
>Pain is mostly gone, but it starts again
>A winding unbroken string slightly thinker than spaghetti coils out
>Accompanied by a long high pitched trumpet of flatulence the entire time
>Hands shaking I go to wipe, but its perfectly clear
>Flush, the entire pile somehow goes down without a problem
>Pain is totally gone
>Shuffle back to my room slowly, collapse on bed
>Wake up 2 hours later
Well that was something. Bathroom stories general I suppose.
how was your day?
So what did you do today anons?I just sat around and built some gundams
Ate some omelettes
Took out the trash and stood in the rain for a good while
Therapy
Has anybody ever been to therapy? How did it work out for you?My friend recommended that I see a therapist instead of a psychiatrist because I have "real" problems instead of a chemical imbalance. I'm reluctant to spend the money and be pressured tell my secrets to a stranger while the clock is ticking down. Is there any benefit?
What do you guys would be better for an inferior manlet "person"; Castration or Suicide?
Could castration make one stop having romantic feelings to the opposite gender?
dumping my shit here My father was in jail until I turned 6 and I could never see him until I was 10. My mom was in jail till I was 13. I am too short to get a girl. Too hairy. My penis is small due to over masturbation. I was sexually abused until age 7. I grew up in a bad neighborhood. I can't fight. I can only endure pain and never retaliate. My puberty was severely delayed because of violence against my genitals at an early age. I've only dated 3 girls ever and I got beat up by 5 girls when I was in elementary school. END MY LIFE NOW GOD. I'm an adult now all I do is vidya and anime because the outside world is too shitty.
holy shit muh nostalgia feels right here, this one hits me right in the feels