Touhou Beginners Thread
If you're new to Touhou, this thread is for you.What is Touhou?
Touhou is a series of vertical-scrolling shoot 'em up games from Japan. They're all made by a single guy named ZUN. It began all the way back in 1995 and has since given rise to a massive fanbase that produces an extremely large amount of derivative works. If you wish to learn more about Touhou, then head here:
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Touhou_Wiki
Where can I download the games?
All of the official games can be downloaded here:
http://moriyashrine.weebly.com/official-touhou-games.html
If you have anymore questions, feel free to ask them in this thread.
Rules
1. Take it easy.
2. Follow the global rule.
3. No spamming.
4. NSFW stuff is allowed, but make sure you spoiler it.
If you see something against the rules remember to sage in all fields and report it. Check catalog before making new threads.
soon
Ah~ Welcome back, dear.
Would you have me?
Or would you rather have Youmu?
Or perhaps you would pick to be with me and Yukari for tonight?
Who is the prettiest 2hu?
lewd thread
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it's me again.
roll two hundred sided dice to see which 2 toohoos want to offer themselves to you. They will also accept a threeway marriage if that's what you want.
>inb4 I don't get the aki sisters
Fend of Yoshika Miyako, the game
It is about 4 am, you are shitposting on /2hu/
When all of a sudden you hear a loud bang on your door as if the FBI's party van just arrived.
After shutting down all of your computers you worriedly move to the door.
But after an even louder bang, the door is knocked down as if it was hit by a battering ram.
A bitch slowly comes shambling through the destroy entrance with rigid,outstretched arms.
Pic Related, its the bitch.
Every second she inches closer and closer to you and doesn't seem to be friendly. Your only exit is now blocked.
Wat do you do?
Is she still the top boner inducing and worst 2hu?
REIMU HATE THREAD
Reimu is a conceited and arrogant vigilante bitch with OP MC plot armour. Discuss and post pics and fanfics of this slut getting whats coming to her like this
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It's the baby!!!
Seeing as the other poll got hijacked by Shikiposter or something so I made my own one with the same website.
I hope I didn't forget anyone.
How's that portal to Gensokyo coming along, Anonymous?
I'm personally not bothering because Yukari would immediately notice that I'll 'disrupt the balance' or something if I enter and will do everything in her power to protect her little paradise.
Good night and good bye, /2hu/.
Goodbye, /2hu/....
Let's play a game /2hu/
Guess both my favourite 2hu game and favourite 2hu character.
And if you manage to successfully do so, I will give you a nice reward.
Sanae san, I..
Should there be more Dudehus?
Are you scared of the darkness, anon?
You should
W-Wat do?
10.000 year penalty
ZUN's birthday was yesterday.
Shame on you for not remembering, /2hu/.
What are some good 2hu videos/movies. MMD or flash glorified slide shows. I'm not picky.
/hyper/ needs you
http://8ch.net/hyper/res/34.html
We need big 2hus. Bring the biggest ones you got!
Would you a fat patchouli?
TELL ME ABOUT KOKORO.
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?
^Poll to decide best 2hu. I only put in the main characters so be sure to add your favorite 2hu yourself if she doesn't appear on the list.
濡れるッ
ITT post your ideas for a concept that a youkai could be based around (e.g boundaries to Yukari or darkness to Rumia). I'm looking for ones with a lot of potential.
Along with that I request that you vote on whatever idea out of the ones ITT you like most. This might be important
As for me, I'm thinking along the lines of a youkai who's based around reflections.
Ibaraksen Ch. 31-24
Mushrooms confirmed for next 2hu grill
Does your Touhou like to kiss Touhous?
Where the fuck is the Touhou Umineko crossover? I thought ZUN and Ryu07 are both good friends. They are also both members in the 'unique' art style club anyways.
You see an unbelievable image
She's standing
She's standing in this wind
She's standing, walking to the other side.
-As if it's a matter of course.
The wind has no effect on her. She walks forward, her long brown-black hair billowing behind her.
The red-white shrine maiden takes no notice of you.
Set in a stern expression, her face is slightly turned away, showing no interest in you as the wind engulfs her.
>Can you keep up with me?
She asks of you
Daily reminder that Awoo can see you masturbating from 4 kilometers away.
What could be done in order to attract more people to this board? It's pretty lonely here.
Just what the H-ck has that silly witch gotten herself into this time?
What did he mean by this?
Describe /2hu/ with a single image
#WriggleNightbug2017
Daily reminder to vote Wriggle Nightbug top Touhou in 2017
MEoBP
How does one obtain Mystic Eyes of Boundary Perception? I want to be like Yukarinrin-chan.
I wish Zun would change the difficulty settings on his games. He should get rid of easy, normal and hard.
A better system would be as follows.
Lunatic 1: Regular lunatic
Lunatic 2: No continues
Lunatic 3: One life only
Lunatic 4: Lunatic 3 but bombs are turned off
Also, there should be an extra stage where you fight Orin and Clownpiece at the same time. Because fuck you, that's why.
Sweet dreams /2hu/
Goodnight.
I hope you all had a good day today!
>The server took too long to submit your post.
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>mfw i can't triforce
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Dinoyahous
Post Dinoyahous
Most underrated Touhou?
Which Touhou is the most underrated ?
Best girl thread
Why aren't you worshipping Yukari right now, anon?
Clumsy Miko
Did I miss something or did Mama Reimu get suddenly popular recently?
I don't mind at all, just curious.
LoLK was a mistake
Discuss 2hu freely ITT but you aren't allowed to post images.
Hello /2hu/ and greetings from 4chan's /jp/. Some time ago someone mentioned this board in a thread and talked quite a bit about someone named shikiposter who likes to edit Shiki or Kumagawa and some post that he doesn't like into a picture where he kills said post. Earlier today there was a thread that involved drawing or something and then suddenly a bunch of posts by (who I presume to be) this shikiposter appeared. The picture I have attached shows one of these posts. Please Tell him to stay at your board. I don't want him to contaminate /jp/. This board has a weird captcha system.
Why is ex-Rumia always depicted as having a sword?
Hello, /2hu/. Just wanted to invite you all to /kind/'s birthday steam. The stream info is in pic related. Hope to see you all there.
If you're interested our thread for the stream is here: >>>/kind/26364
Reminder that the Yakumo house function as a representation of the way the world works.
>Yukari
Represents the Jew.
Appears as a human (beings that have complete control over nature).
All-seeing eyes that just scream Illuminati.
Is the person behind the scenes.
>Ran
Represents white people.
Is a majestic magical beast (has some control over nature thanks to magic).
Sometimes deviates from the path of her superior but is quickly put back in order.
Quite competent in many ways but always less than the superior.
Gets led by the nose by the superior often.
>Chen
Represents Niggers/Mudslimes/etc...
Brown hair=Brown skin
Household animal (little to no control over nature)
Not smart at all
Stupid pronunciations "Ran-shama"="We wuz kingz en sheet"
Literally subhuman
| Rolled 79 (1d100) |
Alright /2hu/
Roll someone from the chart and then draw them any way you want. Hell, even trace them if you want to be a pleb.
But you've gotta draw them no matter what. These threads always have a million rolls, but only like 5 drawings.
2hu Music Thread
Post your favorite 2hu music (original or remix)
At first there was nothing...
...
"who am I?"
The nothingness gets pierced by your words, black is replaced by a blinding white and you finally remember yourself. The memory of who you are reconstructs your body from nothing, you begin to become aware of the world around you, a blue sky overhead, green grass, hills and... "A shrine." you say out loud.
Thoughts begin overflowing your head as you recall the ideas of logic, morals, language and countless bits of common knowledge. As logic tells you that people have names you search for one and only find "Anon" to register.
....
Just as you succeed in adjusting to this newfound reality the silence is broken once more. "Isn't this place nice?" says a woman who wasn't present to your right a second ago.
>"You're right."
>"No, it isn't."
>Punch her
>Ignore her
>Put your hands in your pockets, close your eyes and grin like you're some kind of cool dude.
Pool:Handsome_Ladies
Which 2hu makes you feel most "n-no homo"
I wanna fuck Kaguya.
Jumping on the 2hu CYOA Train. Fairy Panic.
YOU, YES YOU. YOU ARE A FAIRY.
BUT NOT JUST ANY FAIRY, YOU ARE A OC FAIRY!
CHOOSE THY ELEMENT
>[] Fire!
>[] Water!
>[] Wind!
>[] Earth!
>[] Other (Except Ice, don't be a ⑨)
Let's hope I don't flub this one too hard.
I want to bury my face in Ran's tails and inhale deeply.
CYOA
A luxury yacht was cruising across the Atlantic Ocean at high speed. The ship was carrying 36 people, needless to say most of them were rich, which is why there were on such a vessel to begin with. The remaining people were the members of the crew and the attendants, and there was also you...
...You were watching the seemingly endless spring of waves that was being created by the yachts movement. You looked bored and out of place, observing such a thing while resting yourself on the guardrail. Everyone else was seemingly having fun or engaging in some form of conversation.
There were 2 main reasons for this seemingly outcast situation, firstly because you are a magician, you were naturally the indoor type and didn't really enjoy socializing in events like this, it's not like you were here for this party of rich people to begin with. The second reason being, is the obvious fact that you looked strange and perhaps even dangerous, the kind of appearance that subtly repulsed people.
...Clothes that would have fit more into a 18th century setting than the modern world you were living in, a sword rested on your back, although no one could see it clearly since it was covered by magical sealing papers, even the fool was able to tell from shape alone that it was a sword.
This by itself was enough reason for the other guests to not approach you, but they didn't bother you either, since if you were here it meant that you were rich enough to pay the price....or someone invited you.
...In your case it was the latter, the reason why a magician like yourself were in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean like this...was purely work related. After doing your work for a few centuries, your name itself became famous...well not famous within the society of unknowing masses....but within the society of those who dwell within the supernatural aspects of the world, mostly other magicians. You became known for your skill and efficiency, so you didn't need to go out for jobs, as you would get dozens and dozens of request by name each month. You would get requested mostly by other magicians who don't want to risk themselves or go outside to eliminate a variety of youkai, of course you didn't do it for free, it was a mutually beneficial exchange most of the time, they would get the body of the youkai, while you were supplied with riches and various magical material to further your research.
...So yes, you were on this luxury yacht because you were supposed to meet your client here, someone by the name of Mr.Goldberg. The problem is that Mr.Goldberg refused to give his appearance or identity, and only said he would meet you on the ship. However even after hours passed, Goldberg still hasn't made contact with you. You started to get agitated and wondering if you were tricked. But you couldn't find any reason why one would want to mess with you, you didn't have many enemies after all.
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Another hour passes and you still haven't moved from your position, but you noted that the weather has changed. The waves weren't as calm as before, they were seemingly more violent as they rocked against the Yacht...the other more notable detail was that....a mist surrounded the vessel, obscuring the horizon. You didn't think much of it, but it has taken a toll on the guest's mood, as they weren't chatting as cheerfully as before. They were reminded of a single fact that they have buried deeply within their subconscious, the fact that the Ocean can be a very mysterious and a very dangerous place. As humans... they couldn't help but start having goosebumps and have their imagination run wild.
But as you were a youkai, you knew that there wasn't anything special about this mist.
Who is your favorite 2hu and why do you hate kikes?
Which 2hu is most edgy and why is she Yukari
You guys know of any other "2edgy" dōujins like this?
Party time!
Come on Fairies, it's time to party!
Dark Touhou doujins
I'm looking for Touhou doujins that are dark, mindfucky, spooky and maybe a little edgy. Something with Yukari being the reality warping sadist that she is is preferred.
Also, dank Touhou doujin thread
Touhou related works from NND
As titled.
I'm starting with this masterpeice. I've seen it sampled before, but it took me a while to find the source.
February's nearly done; it's time for a rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first, if the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll be blessed with good luck for a month!
I'm glad to see /2hu/ slowly getting more active; keep it up!
This is a movement!
What is she looking at?
Its time for a 2hu feet trhead!
Genso Rondo PS4
Guys, it's happening.
Just who is she?
Why aren't you going to /fringe/ in order to learn how to reach Gensokyo, anon? Greenpills are the way to reaching your waifu.
Sup /2hu/, are there any good non-h touhou doujins?
Truly the best meido
Most underrated 2hu. She's also pretty cool.
SEX WITH YOUMU
Momiji isn't feeling too well.
Will you help to take care of her?
So what difficulty do you play on?
Lunatic only is the real way to play.
Hard and normal are for plebs.
Easy = Kill yourself.
"I don't even play the games." = Kill yourself for being a fucking casual secondary.
As I feel that the boundary of reality and fantasy are breaking down for me I wonder if maybe I'll wind up in Gensokyo one of these days.
If I happen to get there what do you suggest I do?
Make America Great Again
What's the appeal of this fetish?
what the H*ck is with Mokou's outfit?
So what brings you down here, fairy?
How do the beast youkai handle themselves during that time of the year?
Wch 2hu wud the 2hu u'd fuq fuq?
So I heard that there is a new 2hu hentai animation out.
Did any of you faeries find it yet?
Nice thread
Who is the nicest toehoe?
I'm not talking nice as in "my moral code/religion demands that I be nice to this puny human", I mean which 2hu would genuinely enjoy talking to a random human that approached them and started a friendly conversation
What are Sanae's ten desires?
Make America Great Again
Open it
Don't open it.
Curse of the Tewi
Some Chinese merchant sold you a framed picture of a bamboo forest.
You didn't really want to buy it, but since the merchant was pushy and annoying you decided to take it anyway.
The picture was hung up in your bathroom, then one day you come too see that the picture now suddenly included a rabbit girl.
As you are staring at her in confusion, she suddenly looks back at you.
Is the only proper answer in such a situation is to burn the picture?
Gee Anon, what's it like being a worthless piece of shit?
All you do is sit around and jerk off to anime all day. You're a fucking loser. A nobody. Do you have a job, any goals in life, something?
No? Wow, you really are worthless. Why haven't you killed yourself yet? It's not like anyone would miss something like you. You are trash and deserve to be treated like it for simply existing. Damn shame hour mother didn't abort you when she had the chance. Can't blame her though. She didn't know her child would grow up to be such a loser.
I miss "Cooking with Alice."
Tell me your deep, dark 2hu desires. Fairy
Let's have a pantyshot thread
Touhou Quest
In light of /2hu/'s revival I reopened that old 'Quest idea.txt' that I had floating around.
Quest will begin once I write the beginning of chapter 1. In the meantime I'll just point out that you (as the MC) are just an average guy with black hair who always wears cheap T-shirts and really likes Touhou.
If you could hypnotize your 2hu into unconditionally loving you, would you do it?
From the archives of Voile, I bring you our second 2hu maker thread! Roll 8d6, and your 2hu will be born!
Dice can be found in Post Options & Limits
Race:
>1. Human
>2. Fairy
>3. Youkai
>4. Lunarian
>5. Undead
>6. God
Innate Talent:
>1. None
>2. Low
>3. Average
>4. High
>5. Very High
>6. Reimu-tier
Potential:
>1. None
>2. Low
>3. Average
>4. High
>5. Very High
>6. Marisa-tier
Fashion:
>1. Simple
>2. Traditional
>3. Western
>4. Modern
>5. Armor
>6. Elegant
Element:
>1. Fire
>2. Water
>3. Earth
>4. Air
>5. Wood
>6. Metal
Spellcard Style:
>1. Power/Element-based Gimmick
>2. Focused Pattern
>3. Random Shots
>4. Minion Summon
>5. Massive Attack
>6. Invincible Card
Stage:
>1. Stage 1
>2. Stage 2
>3. Stage 3
>4. Stage 4
>5. Stage 5
>6. Extra Stage
Incident Affiliation:
>1. Unrelated
>2. Taking advantage of Incident
>3. Mastermind's Grunt
>4. Mastermind's Servant/Associate
>5. Mastermind
>6. Playable Character
Power:
>Use http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random until you get something that works with your 2hu thematically.
Also, rolling for example.
What does /2hu/ think about my taste?
By the way, they updated the sorter so you should make yours again if you want to.
Hehe
OC
Best 2hu
9/11
R.I.P.
Insert something about drills in here
So gentlemen,
how are you treating your 2hu waifu this valentine's day?
Pic related is waifu.
Who would win /2hu/?
Mating season.
Best miko coming through
What does /2hu/ play touhou with?
I'm going to assume that playing with keyboard is best.
but I like the fact of playing with controller. (I used a Fightstick a few times and that was pretty fun). I find that I like playing with the DS3 is most injoying because the D-pad is pretty ok and I can just kick back. Being able to tap slow on and off with R1 feels pretty nice too.
So /2hu/, do you play 2hu/danmaku with anything other than KB? Also besides KB what controller do you find is the next best in line?
I'm scared now. Someone please hold me.
What kind of youkai is Ebola?
If you could choose a single 2hu to give you sexual education, which 2hu would you choose and why is it Yukari Yakumo?
All I want is a decent pnp 2hu thing. Is that too much to ask?
Get on loser, we are conquering Gensokyou!
Give me the most relaxing, unrustling touhou music you have or I will an hero.
I want to bully Satorin.
Let's settle the most important question /2hu/.
Who is the most beautiful 2hu?
In Touhou 1
In TH 2:
TH 3:
TH 4:
TH 5:
TH 6:
TH 7:
TH 8:
TH 9:
TH 10:
TH 11:
TH 12:
TH 13:
TH 14:
TH 15:
Touhou Other (Printworks, manga, fighting games):
Touhou Playable character:
Touhou Culprit:
Of all time:
/2hu/ halp
I have to go to work tomorrow. I'm so sad. I want to stay inside and be a neet and play Touhou all day.
wich 2hu wud you fug? and then marry and start a nice family with?
Do Touhous like nail polish? Mystia and Kagerou are the only ones I recognize that wear it in canon. Which Touhous look the best with nail polish? Do you like to paint your nails?
Why is she the lewdest fairy?
She has a way higher lewd / non-lewd art ratio than other LoLK characters, and other fairies as well. Why? Discuss.
help me to find this gallery. one thing i know that Coser is よもぎちゃん
/2hu/ has flanally revived!
What does 2hu think of bands/circles like Iron Attack! and Sound Holic?
Embed related, a remix of Extend Ash ~ Hourai Victim by Iron Attack!
Seija Appreciation thread
Kijin Seija is the objectively best toehoe
Here is why:
1. Seija is the only touhou incident culprit who actually succeeded with her goals in a game
2. Effectively trolled most of Gensokyo and caused some serious butthurt
3. Strong Independent Youkai Girl who needs no friends
4. As of the events of Impossible Spell Card, canonically the strongest 2hu at spellcard battles
5. Takes better pictures than Aya Shameimaru
6. Her powers make even the most seasoned danmaku veterans sweat profusely
7. Has really good theme songs, best in her respective games
8. I mean really, just listen to that shit
9. Coolest newhu design without being overly fancy
10. Even Zun drew her nicely in the game
11. Can make any 2hu mad
12. Not afraid to cheat and shit
13. Cute horns
14. Better multi-coloured hair than Byakuren
15. She is the (future) ruler of Gensokyo
16. Better spinoff games than Ayayaya, beats her at her own game
17. Amanojakus are cool
18. Cool power, but not strong enough to be overpowered and make her uninteresting to fight like Yukari
19. Admit it, you dropped the spaghetti when you fought her for the first time
20. Dem legs
21. Dem ass
22. Knows where her good points are (Hence why she is facing you backwards)
23. Talkative and cocky
24. Reimu got nothing on her
Prove me wrong, /2hu/
i had problem with this site for about 4 houres and couldnt open it. happened it to someone else?
Opinions, /2hu/?
Touhou - Genesis
Oh no!
The Earth and the Moon got destroyed by the two waging an all out war on each other.
Erasing both human and lunarian life for the most part.
You have been tasked with the objective of recreating Earth, the moon as well as life in general by Yukari.
You can choose any number of toehoes you need to accomplish this task
However, you must do this task within a span of 6 days.
And any 2hu you use, will forever lose all of her powers and become a being of pure energy, transcending to a higher plane of existence.
Which 2hus wud you use to recreate Earth?
Comprehensive Guide to befriending 2hus
Okay anon, you are finally in Gensokyo
But you are all alone and without any powers whatsoever
Wherever you go, the locals give you the eyes and shrink away from you as if you were plagued.
You can tell that the female-folk are disgusted at your appearance.
Whenever you attempt to talk to someone, they will either straight out ignore you or run into the other direction.
No one likes you, not even the youkai of the lowest standards like Rumia would even bother devouring your body.
How would you make friends with 2hus?
Hard Mode: For every 2hu you befriend, you make another 2 your enemies
Extra Stage: Befriend Mizuhashi Parsee
Lunatic Stage: Befriend Kazami Yuuka, Flandre Scarlet and Yakumo Yukari
Phantasm Stage: All of the above
Which Touhou would make the best hedge fund manager?
Claim a 2hu waifu in this thread and confess why you love her.
Once you've claimed her, no one else in this thread can have her.
Cosplay Thread
Oh no anon!
It seems you were cursed by a dimension traveling wardrobe youkai
The curse caused you to exchange clothes with your favourite touhou
FOREVER
How do you handle with the fact that you will now have to live and wear your 2hu's clothing?
Would you kill yourself from shame?
Would you freeze to death during winter?
Would you only have one set of clothing or were you lucky enough to get a 2hu that wears more than 1 outfit?
How would you 2hu react to having to live in your clothes
Assuming the only obstacle is their powers (no danmaku), which 2hu would be easiest to rape?
Touhou Printworks
Hello /2hu/,
here are the currently (to my knowledge) translated chapters of Suzunaan and Ibarakasen:
FS: http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=781919
WaHH: http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=781923
Should you be interested, please be patient and consider sticking around after finishing. Thank you kindly.
If you wish to acquire hard copies of the manga, you may buy them easily via amazon.jp's English website.
What's she holding, /2hu/?
http://8ch.net/pol/res/4819264.html
MEME MAGIC IS CONFIRMED REAL
REPEAT
THE MEMES ARE REAL!
How do we use this to meme our 2hus into existence?
>tfw no fairy girl to daughteru
I'm bored, and horny. What's the best way to open up a portal to Gensokyo?
I'm considering either a dangling projection from my ceiling, or the ever-popular enchanted bleach crystals.
Why?
Has Touhou ever made you sad?
Easy swan song thread
Post something in this thread every time you visit /2hu/ and you still find it to be in a moribund state.
I feel we need to consolidate.
Wow, it's that time already? Time for a rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first, if the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll receive good luck for the month!
It may be quiet around here, but that's no reason to stop coming. I love you /2hu/!
I can't even beat TH7 on normal with full continues. (keep dieing at Yuyuko, last life last spell card) or TH6.
On the other hand I'm beating Phantasmagoria of Flower View ez pz on highest with everyone.
From someone lacking Touhou experience.
Is TH9 the easiest Touhou game? Or is there another touhou game from the main series that rivals the easiness of TH9?
alright you shits
What's your favourite
>boss theme
>non boss theme
>menu music
why does everyone hate the sumi, /2hu/?
We are approaching Lunatic levels of fastness
Post you are 2hu's face when confronted with the height of human vanity and hubris.
Heavy cavalry
Can you believe it's been over 13 years I have not seen one pic of Flandre Scarlet as a winged hussar?
Your least favourite touhou comes to your house and offers you to take you to Gensokyo
But only if you pretend to be her boyfriend
What do?
Wich 2hus hat/hair/hair accessory/head would you steal for your own personal usage?
ITT we color in momiji and koishi (more base templates will come)
Touhou Music Arranges
I miss the old arranges thread.
Starting off with a favorite of mine.
2hu kigus
Fagmin told me to post 2hu kigus, so I did.
Probably a long shot, but post 2hu kigus here if you're into the same sick shit as him.
(source: @aya_momi_mai and some blog)
Post yfw Infinity Never failed so hard that Josh had to redirect /2hu/ back to the old site version.
GET SLAIN, GAYLORDS!!!!!!
GOD DAMN IT! BEING BANNED FROM /2hu/ FUCKING SUCKS.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO GET BANNED FOR A FUCKING YEAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
YOU GUYS JUST WAIT... I'M GOING TO USE MY INNER Shiki POWERS AND
'KILL'
ALL OF YOU IN VERY FIGURATIVE WAYS. I MEAN IT!!!!!!
DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M STRONG ENOUGH TO DESTROY MULTIVERSES BY MERELY WILLING IT AND I'M SO FUCKING EDGY THAT EVEN SHADOW THE FUCKING HEDGEHEG WOULD BLEED BY SIMPLY BEING IN MY PRESENCE. ALSO MY AUTISM IS SO OVERWHELMING THAT IT CAN MATERIALIZE MY THOUGHTS INTO REALITY REGARDLESS OF HOW NONSENSICAL IT MIGHT BE (like a sword that can kill omnipotents). PLUS MY /fringe/ KNOWLEDGE GRANTS ME CONTROL OVER ALL MATTER (via alchemy), SOUL STEALING ABILITIES AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER DANK POWERS. NOT TO MENTION THAT I'M A ∞th lvl SORCERER AND A 666th lvl RANGER WHO HAS HAD QUOTE FUNCTION MISUSERS AS HIS FAVORITE ENEMY SINCE 1st lvl.
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*casts magic missile and destroys part of a faraway planet*
*cuts that entire planet to a subatomic level with my invisible katana of legend*
*Restores the planet using 「All Fiction」 even though my katana deals irreversible damage*
*Banishes the planet to the realm my old Sonic fanfiction*
YOU'LL REGRET THIS, NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s
kusofaggot BO disallows TOR image posting so I actually had to change IP in order to post
p.p.s
I fugg ur mem
hoi! gomenasei nipon kurushaimusai ~~
Which 2hus are these?
what do
There is no escape.
dinner with my favorite 2hu
When was the last time you spent a romantic evening with your 2hu?
Why don't any big youtubers play 2hu?
Is it because they suck at games? They have shit taste? Or perhaps ZUN doesn't bribe the right people to get that done?
Which is best 2hu kot?
Virginity
Have I ever told you how I lost my virginity?
>Be me
>At a friend's house
>High on weed and drunk off my ass
>Friend decides it would be a good idea to play Touhou 14 on Lunatic
>Challengeaccepted.jpg
>1 minute in of failing so fucking badly, I get delusional
>Try so hard to dodge those fucking bullets
>Gets tired
>Blackout
>Suddenly wake up in a middle of fucking nowhere
>Buildings nearby look Japanese.
>Decides to ask around for help
>Am suddenly stopped by some bitch.
>Tells her to get the fuck out of my way
>She smashes me into the ground so fucking hard, it felt like I broke a bone
>Tells me that I'm her slave now
>She grabs my cock and flies away with me.
>Enters a mansion
>Cuffs me to the wall
>Purple haired 8/10 girl approaches me
>She starts jacking me off
>Fuckinglovingit.gif
>Begs her for more
>Cum all over her fucking face
>Fucks her pussy
>She came almost instantly and my face is covered in lovely female cum
>Close my eyes, thinking this is my new life now
>Opens eyes, camera are looking at me and some chick has my dick inside her vagina
And that is how I lost my virginity, and became a pornstar.
>See Byakuren thread on 4chan's /jp/
>"cool"
>see the typical waifufagging a.k.a "I want hijirin to XXX"
>slowly get a sense of dread
>see the post I foresaw ages ago
>"lol hijirn a shid"
>argue with this anon for a bit
>literally uses everyone else's autistic reasons to hate hijiri
>muh hypocrite
>muh not real buddhist
Anyone else experience something similar?
We're no longer on the beta side? That's great and all, but did I miss something?
I want to fuck this clown silly!
Goodbye /2hu/
I'll miss you.
Buyfag Thread
Reimu and Marisa just came in the mail. Now I've got four cuties sitting on my bed.
Post your fumos! Or any other merchandise you've bought.
It's time for the touhou popularity poll again! I trust you'll all do your part in keeping Reimu down this year too.
Jazz and Lounge Music
Do you think we're in desperate need of a Touhou Jazz Thread? I think we're in desperate need of a Touhou Jazz Thread.
Is there a Touhou that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Satsuki Yumizuka? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about random generic schoolgirl Yumizuka Satsuki. I'm not talking about vampire Yumizuka Satsuki either. Hell, I'm not even talking about vampire Yumizuka Satsuki with her Reality Marble, Depletion Garden (which rapidly decreases the mana of the area where the Reality Marble is expanded. It is similar to Akiha Tohno's Plundering ability, but drains and dissipates the mana in the environment rather than absorbing the magical energy of a single target.), equipped with her great grappling abilities, magecraft, control of The Dead, with Tohno SHIKI's DNA implanted in her so she has demon abilities inherited from him and can perform high level magecraft while being an expert at murdering innocent civilians. I’m also not talking about Dead Apostle Ancestor Yumizuka Satsuki with the true Mystical Eyes of Death Perception as used by Ryougi Shiki (which is capable of destroying things on a conceptual level and warping the fabric of reality), her original and improved Reality Marble (which grant her not only the ability to take away mana from her surroundings but can use said mana to summon any servant she wishes from the Throne of Heroes and create clones of herself while also being able to use it to create a similar phenomena as TATARI) while possessing the soul and memories of Michael Roa Valdamjong, capable of using mystical Jewish Kabbalah magick and as such can manipulate and create electricity (and by extension energy in general) on an infinite scale (so powerful it can create new universes), deceive goyim and summon angels from higher dimensions, still using her great grappling abilities(capable of spamage in the fightan gaems) and true magic (1st, 4th and 5th), a route (which she obtained from an alternate universe where Nasu wasn't such a fucking hack), unlimited command seals which allow her to control of both Servants and just about anyone else, with Tohno SHIKI’s DNA that allows her to bleed on people, her four Gilgamesh Clones guarding her and nine Neco-Arcs floating behind her AFTER she absorbed all 666 beasts from Nrvnqsr Chaos, hijacked Berserker's God Hand, cast Unlimited Blade Works so she'll be able to swordspam everyone and used the 4th magic to summon an unlimited number of herself like Demonbane. I'm talking about Counter Force Dead Apostle Ancestor True Ancestor Type:Universe Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan 5 Elder God Voyager Witch of Miracles Lady Yumizuka Satsuki with the Eternal Mangekyou Mystical Eyes of Everything Perception (giving her full control of Akasha), a bag of doughnuts, Mystic Eyes of Faggotary Perception, the ability to control boundaries at will,reality warping Geass, equipped with BOTH Shining Trapezohedra while having Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann give her a back massage, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having a metaversal version of the Marble Phantasm, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing a specially made high school uniform made out of compressed universes, with Tohno SHIKI's DNA implanted in her so she has demon abilities inherited from him and can perform high level magecraft while being an expert at murdering innocent civilians and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.
Tag prediction
Yuyuko has the right idea
Animated for your pleasure.
In the distant future when nobody draws any more pictures of tewi, what will you do? I'll probably just kill myself to be honest. Lets hope that between then and now people draw lots and lots of pictures of tewi so we'll never need to kill ourselves.
Also /2hu/, what do you think of the potential for tewi robots? I don't think tewi robots are a good idea personally because tewi is such a character that I feel she never could be captured adequately by a machine. I think it would be better to do some serious tulpa magic and bring about a all powerful tewi thought-form, channeling the power of anons far and wide we could cast a spell that would bring tewi into existence, and then everyone would draw pictures of her instead of stupid stuff like god.
Also this is my picture, I drew it, is it nice?
Things may have gotten quiet, but I still love you! Let's have a rabbit rabbit thread.
When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first thing you say is "rabbit rabbit rabbit" out loud, then you'll be blessed with good luck for a month!
Let's start off the New Year on a good note!
what would it feel like having momiji as a girlfriend
What 2hus are these?
I missed this board. How do you do? Which touhou would you most like to spend your christmas with?
What would it take for the moonies to let me live at eientei?
Moon rabbit thread
Moon rabbit Earth now
Draw mun rebit doing stupid shit
Christmas Thread
Merry Christmas, /2hu/!
What's in the box, /2hu/?
Anyone still here?
I want to fuck a 2hu. Who's the most experienced?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/377870/
why arent you playing this game from the company that ZUN used to work for?
Letty is going to start visiting soon , are you prepared for her /2hu/?
ITT we post our favorite 2hu and why
I'll start
Utsuho is my favorite, despite, or perhaps because of, being a really strong retard
Even though she's stupid as fuck, when she focuses she can actually certainly accomplish things (I mean, look at the entire plot of SA)
On top of that I like how she's a strong, powerful character, and the way she's often portrayed along with the rest of the Komeiji family is adorable
Also, nuclear fusion is a cool as fuck power to have, and her design is really interesting to me, especially that galaxy cape. The way she drapes it over her wings is a nice little touch and the ribbon in her hair/yatagarasu's eye on her chest is nifty.
Also, arm cannon/"elephant's foot" or whatever are both cool-looking
So I have recently gotten into touhou and played EoSD, and I have noticed the the hitboxes are really fucking jank. Does anyone know how bit hitboxes for most danmaku are, or at least how big reimu's is?
Do hurtbox sizes change from character to character?
Are they as jank in the other games?
pic completely unrelated, I lost the one about hurtboxes that had meiling, and I think this image is cute anyway
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Help me out here /2hu/
I would like to know how a relationship and interactions would be between Yukari Yakumo and the Taoist group
(Would they hate each other or would they get along? Etcetera)
But as far as I know the gap hag hasn't interacted at all with the newcomers in any known touhou canon material(correct me if I'm wrong)
So all I can go on is speculation and imagination
So we are about to leave...
https://beta.8ch.net/next/thread/3416#3416
Looks like we are almost to the actual migration fairies. I'm actually new, so I've seen almost nothing of the activity of 8ch. How was your experience here so far? The best, the worst moments of this board? And what awaits us on a brand new site?
Poor Cute Touhou Kids
thread for Poor Cute Touhou Kids content
So, what Touhou game should I play first? I vaguely remember seeing some guide a while back, but can't find it anywhere. Should I start from the very first, or is it better to start with 7 or 8?
Which touhou is the most brownpilled?
2hu crossover thread
Shiki can kill Hourai Immortals
Discuss
Sanae's a BIG GIRL.
Junko thread
would you try to fill the hole in her heart left by the death of her child?
/sp/ GET
Your GET is got.
Consider this your punishment for quitting GETball.
Should I wait?
Should I bother making the thread I want or should I wait for the cut over to next?
Hotpocket thread
Alright seeing how we've somehow attracted a lot of new posters and the average UIDs is now between 50 and 60 I'm going to begin taking applications for janitors.
If your on the US time zone and are at least active with some decent posts here I'll probably take you on until the posts die down or we god forbid become way more active as it is.
Anyway send an email to AusFag@8chan.co with your timezone, any prior experience and why you want to be a janitor. I'll keep this thread up for a few days, if the posts die down and we go back into the comfy zone I wont take on any but if we increase I'll be looking for new janitors ect.
If you want stuff changed just tell me in here or email anyway back to posting nice things about worst fairy.
everywhere "We" look
breddy gud 2hu animation. They're crossing the border into reality now!
Just stopping by to tell you all that suika is a good girl.
That is all
As the end of another month comes, it's time for a rabbit rabbit thread!
On the first day of the month, if the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll be blessed with good luck that month!
Thanksgiving may be over, but Christmas is just a month away! I hope everyone will have a good time.
Triangle sign ups
The new recruits know where to go. just fucking contact ausfag and he will get you started with the process on #dountaindewandmoritos
A no-good thief and now a Nazi
What could be worse?
best 2hu
i wish ran was my mommy
Yukari is like the fucking devil and shit
Which 2hu is this?
What type of headgear do you want to see on newhus?
We know a 2hu will die without its hat. Think of some fashionable life support for possible future 2hus.
I can't take this /sp/ shit anymore.
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Goodbye /2hu/
Arrrrrr-hayou
/sp/ GET
It's your old buddy Wade stopping by again.
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
It's time to get /fit/ for your 2hu, Fairies! Remember, we all can make it!
Is this a nice Momiji /2hu/?
NEW MEME
WEW
UPS here, I'm gonna need someone to sign for this fresh hot meme I have here.
Would you bully rumia if you could, anon?
I have a folder for some characters, but not sure how to handle images with multiple 2hus. For artists I really like I have a dedicated folder, but wondering if I should put shortcuts to group and artist folder images into character folders.
Discuss this newhu.
I haven't seen any threads about this new qt.
W-welcome to cooking with Alice2!
It's time you take responsibility over the child you made with your Touhou, anon.
What do?
Do you have any nicknames for your 2hu?
Original Characters?
Can we have a 2hu OC thread?
Anything from character edits like this one to actual original characters is welcome.
[spoiler]Bonus points when they look like something ZUN would use
do it
doot