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Touhou Beginners Thread

If you're new to Touhou, this thread is for you.

What is Touhou?

Touhou is a series of vertical-scrolling shoot 'em up games from Japan. They're all made by a single guy named ZUN. It began all the way back in 1995 and has since given rise to a massive fanbase that produces an extremely large amount of derivative works. If you wish to learn more about Touhou, then head here:


Where can I download the games?

All of the official games can be downloaded here:




If you have anymore questions, feel free to ask them in this thread.

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1. Take it easy.

2. Follow the global rule.

3. No spamming.

4. NSFW stuff is allowed, but make sure you spoiler it.

If you see something against the rules remember to sage in all fields and report it. Check catalog before making new threads.

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Post ITT every time you visit /2hu/. This way we'll certainly have more activity.

If my old thread starts working again then just ignore this one.

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Wriggle Nightbug thread

Bug girl is best girl

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I demand you all post really cute stuff .

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Touhou SCP

Item #: SCP-21HU

*Object Class:* Euclid

*Special Containment Procedures:* SCP-21HU is to be contained in a domed underground chamber of reinforced ferroconcrete with an internal diameter of at least 200m and a maximum height of at least 25m. To protect the structural integrity of the chamber, the inner walls of the structure require a lining of highly resistant, heat-ablative compound material measuring no less than 12cm in thickness.

The ground within SCP-21HU's containment chamber is to be covered with 50cm of fertile soil all around, safe for a small gravel pathway leading to the structure's center. To ensure that plant life can grow within the chamber, its roof is to be covered in a network of small but powerful electric lights, which are activated and deactivated in sequence to simulate a 24-hour day/night cycle with the rise and set of the sun and moon, respectively. A set of sprinklers situated under the roof of the chamber are set to release water and fertilizing agents in regular intervals, and the ambient temperature of the chamber should be kept at precisely 25° Celsius. The ventilation system of SCP-21HU's containment chamber requires powerful filters to remove and destroy any pollen or other organic compounds from the air cycle of the chamber. Conversely, no plant species other than those already present in the chamber must be introduced to SCP-21HU due to potential mutagenic effects and the risk of exposing already altered material to the outside world.

Barring situations which could result in a containment breach, the interior of the containment chamber must under no circumstances enter conditions that prove detrimental to plant life.

In the event that SCP-21HU becomes agitated and may attempt a containment breach, the containment chamber is to be flooded with sufficient liquid nitrogen so as to lower the ambient temperature to -50° Celsius, sending SCP-21HU into a state of suspended animation and allowing for her temporary relocation into a cryo-chamber. Once repairs to the containment chamber are finished, SCP-21HU is to be reintroduced to the chamber and encouraged to regrow the plant life destroyed beforehand.

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Beautiful 2hus

All 2hus are cutehus, but let's have a thread to appreciate beautiful 2hus.

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Touhou Religion

Assuming you somehow ended up in Gensokyo, what, what would be the faith you pick up?


>Hakurei Shrine/Reimu

>Moriya Shrine/ Suwako (Fertility Goddes) / Kanako (War/Technology Goddess) / Sanae (Miracle Goddess)

>Aki Sisters (Harvest Goddess/ Autumn Goddess)

>Hina? (Bad Luck Goddess)


>Potentially Yumemi? (only due to danmaku form, likely extradimensional)

>Sariel (Archangel)


>Myouren Temple / Bishamonten (Under Byakuren Hijiri and Shou Toramaru)

>Tendai Buddhism (Okina Matara)


>Huang-Lao (Seiga Kaku, Toyosatimimi no Miku, Futo, Tojiko)

>Qigong (Meiling)


>Yoon & Shi'on Yorigami


>Sagume Kishin



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Lewd Thread #2

Because the other one is over the bump limit.

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Good night, /2hu/

Been a while :3 edition

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2hu's voices

What do you imagine their voices sound like?

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2hu remixes

Listened to too much Touhou music last night. Don't think I had enough sleep. But it still bothers me that there's still a lot of remixes I haven't download and listen.

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Vampire thread

You will never have a qt loli vampire that invites you to lap pillows with a soft, motherly smile.

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Yuuka thread

Is she really as crazy as everyone thinks? And is she more sadistic than Tewi? :^)

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Touhou Webm Thread

Let's have some fairy good webms

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More like this?

Anyone has some 2hu'd Gachi to share?

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As a new month and new year approach, let's celebrate with a rabbit rabbit thread!

When you wake up on the first, if the first thing you say aloud is "rabbit rabbit rabbit", you'll be blessed with good luck for a month!

Let's all have a happy new year!

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Shion Thread

Would you be her sugar daddy?

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Haha, time for autism. If you think a faculty or department is missing, feel free to add it.

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boobhus 4

post boobhus Round 4

Previous thread >>44869

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Do you talk to 2hus?

Do you have conversations with them in your head?

Do you sometimes take the persona of a 2hu and let her do the speaking for you? Like, IRL.

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Touhou Headcanon

I don't care how absurd it is, just make sure it doesn't directly conflict with canon or you'll get laughed at.

I'm under the belief that Mai is actually a healer because of her title "White Witch". Her ice powers are simply an ability she was born (created?) with. Part of the reason why Yuki gets so pissed at you for getting rid of Mai first is because Yuki probably relies on Mai for healing and believes that Mai will revive her if she goes down first. This also explains why the fight against Yuki is harder, as her magic is more offense-focused.

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Bird appreciation station

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How much is each 2hu worth?

The Yorigami sisters are compiling a list of assets, treasure, revenue and all that fun stuff held by the residents of Gensokyo. It'll help them know who they can swindle and who they can buy off.

Will you help them make the list?

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lewd thread

Dice rollRolled 69, 78 = 147 (2d100)

it's me again.

roll two hundred sided dice to see which 2 toohoos want to offer themselves to you. They will also accept a threeway marriage if that's what you want.

>inb4 I don't get the aki sisters

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netgear-chan is the best wifu router

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You guys talked about it but no one bothered to make a thread.

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Hypothethical Worst-Case Scenario: Hollywood plans to make a 2hu movie

How would they fuck it up, and how badly?

Real-life adaption or CGI instead of mongolian horse pictures?

Shoehorned in Western characters (well, except Clownpiece?

Complete disregard for background material like with Ringu?

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14th Popularity Poll


Another year has gone by, huh. Predictions on new entries positions?

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Bully thread

Which 2hu would you bully and how would you bully her?

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So why is the star of david everywhere?

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Home along on a fridey night, /twohoo/????? Now get the fuck in here!










but most important of all...

>ur 2hu (post pics)

Don't bother making more of these threads, just post in it each Friday.

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Returning from nine months of book sorting in Voile, it's the 2hu Maker Thread! Summon your 2hu by rolling 8d6 and then roll a power. If you want to tweak her to your specifications, you will need the finest catalyst of all, OC. For every picture you draw of your finalized 2hu or 100 words you write about her, you may change one roll however you like! You could even choose options not found in the roll table. Have fun, and remember, the Yama will send you to the eight Greater Hells if you cheat!


>1. Human

>2. Fairy

>3. Youkai

>4. Lunarian

>5. Undead

>6. God

Innate Talent:

>1. None

>2. Low

>3. Average

>4. High

>5. Very High

>6. Reimu-tier


>1. None

>2. Low

>3. Average

>4. High

>5. Very High

>6. Marisa-tier


>1. Simple

>2. Traditional

>3. Western

>4. Modern

>5. Armor

>6. Elegant


>1. Fire

>2. Water

>3. Earth

>4. Air

>5. Wood

>6. Metal

Spellcard Style:

>1. Power/Element-based Gimmick

>2. Focused Pattern

>3. Random Shots

>4. Minion Summon

>5. Massive Attack

>6. Invincible Card


>1. Stage 1

>2. Stage 2

>3. Stage 3

>4. Stage 4

>5. Stage 5

>6. Extra Stage

Incident Affiliation:

>1. Unrelated

>2. Taking advantage of Incident

>3. Mastermind's Grunt

>4. Mastermind's Servant/Associate

>5. Mastermind

>6. Playable Character


>Use http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random until you get something that works with your 2hu thematically.

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Rough Translations

I'm learning moon so that once I graduate I can move to the moon to become an English teacher.

As such, I need to practise translating.

I'm not great yet, but if you need an image translated, post it here and I'll do my best to give a rough approximation as to what it's about.

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Who's the probably most underrated 2hu?

If you don't know this 2hu, you aren't a real touhoufag.

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Cirno slamming her head on desk

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There there, fairy. It's alright.

Won't you tell me what's wrong?

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Who is the most redpilled 2hu?

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Lewd thread

Feel free to share lewd 2hu pics and greentexts here. What sort of things would you do to your 2hu? How will you love her?

Remember to spoiler your porn or nude pics so the Yama doesn't throw a fit.

Remember to lewd the Yama too.

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Touhou (male)

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The future of Reimu and Marisa

People are starting to talk. I know it's rude to bring up a lady's age, but by the most generous estimates they should be in their early 30's. Assuming they age like normal humans, they're facing some tough decisions.

Reimu has to produce a successor as shrine maiden of paradise. If the Hakurei bloodline is needed to maintain the Hakurei barrier, then she should think about having a daughter real soon. Aunn would make an ideal babysitter, and I almost feel like she was put in place by a higher power to take care of the Hakurei child while Reimu goes out and resolves incidents.

Unfortunately, Reimu doesn't seem like the type to fall in love with a man, though I suppose that could be mitigated by having a dreamlike one-night stand with (You) and she could forget about the disgusting episode.

As for Marisa, she doesn't have any job, title or group putting pressure on her. Divorced from her family and her mentor long gone, Marisa's adventures are motivated almost purely from her personal desires: adventure, stealing stuff and competing with Reimu. Now she has a new desire: not dying.

Just as Komachi had foretold, Marisa is starting to think about death. In both ULiL and LoLK she was warned that her mission could potentially be deadly. That worried look on her face in th15 wasn't just meme'd to heck. It was also a character shift from someone who had cheerfully whistled past the graveyard for so long. Marisa definitely looks older and more apprehensive in th16.

Some theorize that Marisa may become a youkai in the future to avoid such a fate. Okina could have granted that, but Marisa turned her down. Why? Does she not want to be anyone's underling? Does Marisa want to stay human forever? Narumi might just be the statue that Marisa and Alice put a hat on, and seeing that she essentially created life may have stirred something in her she never felt before.

They humans of Gensokyo might just stay young girls forever, like most 2D franchises do. ZUN has answered questions about Reimu's age, though, so at least he's aware of the situation.

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What happened to the cast of PoDD?

People pine for the return of Mima and Yuuka (again) but what happened to Yumemi and her crew? I'd be much more interested to see what they're doing on this side of reality. What I wouldn't give to read a doujin where Sumireko discovers their clandestine plot to open a portal to Gensokyo or something like that.

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sportschan.org GET

you created wadina

now your GET is got


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Letty thread

A natural consequence of the Aki sisters one.

Post lots of Letty.

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Marisa Appreciation Thread!

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1. Post a 2hu

2. Post what car you think 2hu would drive

3. tanoshii

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Dream Thread.

ITT post dreams/parts of dreams/lucid dreams you've had that involve touhous in some way. Doesn't matter if the dream centers around them or if they only get a small cameo, tell us! And what would you do if you could lucid dream?

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Doujin games in Steam, its happening!

It is out.


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Suwako! Suwako!

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Potential 2hu crossovers

Tekken and Blazblue are featuring a bunch of crossover characters, with more to be revealed. Nintendo just registered a new Smash title. Given that Touhou is getting more 'mainstream' with titles on consoles and Steam, could a 2hu girl appear in any of these titles? Which would you want to see?

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Yukkuri thread: What could go wrong edition.

Would you take it easy with a yukkuri, fairy? Or do you "like" yukkuri for a different reason?

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So we got blue Mokou and Miko in civilian drag.

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2hu Meets MtG

Do any fairies here play MtG? /tg/ is having a thread right now for having the different boards be represented with EDH (Commander for newfriends) decks and pitting them against each other. Since I remembered seeing pic related and making a few Touhou alters for some of my cards irl, I figured why not suggest this board in addition, and some anons agreed.

Basically, what cards in the game do you think could represent 2hus that we can make a deck from (the commander/theme is Karona Superfriends, so any card goes)? Think along the lines of Marisa being represented with Jeleva, a female wizard that steals spells from opponents, or the Fairies of Light being Vendilion Clique.

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How do you fags feel about Comiket 93?

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Sad 2hus

Balance is a foundation element of all god things. And give that we have lots of lewd and/or happy 2hus, I think we also ought to have a thread with sad 2hus.

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Touhou on Steam

HSiFS is now listed on Steam.


Do you think we'll see the other games appear as well?

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And the final part for Koishi Komeiji's Heart-Throbbing adventure still isn't out. Godfuckingdamn.

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Antinomy of Common Flowers


Character select screen got an update. Looks like there'll be 5 or 6 new fighters. And ... is that a release date?

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Lex Parseemonae

Are you jealous, fairy?

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Post 2hus.

Put a hat on them.

Hat thread.

And Christmas in general, whatever.

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Do you actually want to live in gensokyo, or do you just want to fug 2hus?

I'm not saying its impossible for humans to have a great time there, but it can be pretty dangerous for the uninitiated

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Artists you like.

Post some pics from an artist you like, leave a link to their Pixiv and a bit about them if you can.

One artist per post.

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Because Hatate-chan is unpopular, nobody reads her newspaper.

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Touhou jokes

Why are Nue fanboys so obnoxious?

Because they're Nue-males!

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Another year comes and goes—it's time for the solstice. To celebrate, timeout one of these spell cards without bombing or dying.

Darkness Sign "Demarcation" (Lunatic)

Mystic Sign "Table Turning"

Night-Blindness "Song of the Night Sparrow" (Hard)

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brb gensokyo

This is /2hu/'s very own suici­de thread. Please discuss your sui­cide related issues here.

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Another month comes and goes - it's time for another rabbit rabbit thread!

When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", you'll be blessed with good luck for a month!

Just take it easy my dudes and never let anything take your smile away!

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You're lying down so far from her, but she has other plans. Would you continue to be shy, or would you take her hand and pull her closer?

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So what did cause the influx of souls in 9?

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Cooking with 2hus

Suppose that, through whatever scenario, you get one 2hu to make you a home-made meal.

Which one would you choose?

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Tiny 2hus

Itty bitty 2hus; cute as a button and possibly the size of one too.

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I'm in love with the Touhou!

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A Touhou Thanksgiving Dinner

Want something you can watch with your family today? TRY THIS!

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I hate youkai. I don't conisder myself a youkai, I'm actually an Oni for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, distillatiom and I'm following Onido, the way of the kishin. This is why I hate youkai that know 4 drinks and order them all the time, sake, shochuu, suntory, BEERU MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become an Oni for real unlike all these faker youkai. FUCK YOU /2HU/

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming an Oni for real?

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What's her name again?

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*blocks your path*

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The Touhou TED Talk

Oh no.

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However much they might look little cute little girls on the outside, most 2hus can be rather creepy if they so wish it. So, post scary/unsettling 2hus; bonus points for ones like Shimmy or Lily White that you would not normally find threatening in any given scenario.

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Eirin makes Udonge smell her farts.


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Post some spooky and edgy stuff here!

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Touhou is reclining


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do i have to begin to say it at midnight on the dot or can it be said a minute or two after? or does it not matter when i say it so long as i do say it and i sleep and wake on the first and say it a second time?

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Touhou edits

Lately i have been doing this type of skin edits and uncensored some of them if the censor is not to complicated.

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Armed 2hus


With guns.

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>/2hu/ in top 25 again

Stupid fairies, be more slower.

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Since it's autumn, Aki sisters thread.

Like pic says, welcome back to our season /2hu/!

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Gore Thread

So, how long until Remi loses control over her altogether and she snaps completely?

Also, general 2hu gore thread

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Yukari is bored and turned your wardrobe into a gensokyan portal over night. When you wake up the next morning you find [your favourite 2hu] sleeping beside you.

What will you do?

What is she going to do when she wakes up?

What are your parents going to do when they come in?

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2hu and meme magic

2hu is a huge meme and occult magic defines Gensokyo. It's clear that events on either side of the Great Hakurei Barrier have an effect on the other side.

Is ZUN practicing meme magic to influence world events? Or is he just unwittingly channeling the natural energies and egregores of the etherworld into cute girls we fall in love with?

inb4 lel Yukari visits ZUN we already know that

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Meanwhile in Gensokyo 8chan...

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During your ritual to venture to Gensokyo, one of the candles tips over, and the resulting failure to uphold the von Schweinstein anomaly causes you to undergo a temporal dislocation as you are sucked into the magical wonderland.

Thus, you enter Gensokyo as a little kid, perhaps seven or eight years old.

Which 2hu do you run to while desperately hoping not to run into a hungry Rumia or a bored Cirno?

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Stop masturbating to 2hus.

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I love boat Reimu!

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One month draws to a close as another begins anew - it's time for another rabbit rabbit thread!

When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll receive good luck for a month!

Hope you've all been taking it easy and having a good time!

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Which 2hu gives the best hugs?

Which one needs one the most?

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Someone please do a decent remake of PoDD, I love the battle style of this game.

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Post 2hus that don't get enough love.

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honk honk

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Happy Pocky Day!

Post 2hus and pockies!

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I want to bury my face in Ran's tails and inhale deeply.
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Luvey Duvey Thwead part 2: Ewectirc Boogawoo.

Let's post cute girls having cute romance with each other! Don't worry, I won't delete this thread on you for no reason, cause love and fun is important!

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Yuri is cancelled because you fairies don't know how to act.

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What are Sanae's ten desires?

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The pleats on their skirts shouldn't be noticeable. Their white sailor collars should always be tidy. Taking it easy is preferred here.

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The Origins of China and Sakuya

Flandre and Remilia were (most likely) from Europe, and Patchouli, being an "old friend" of Remilia probably comes from the west as well. Koakuma is just a familiar of Patche.

We know that Meiling came from China, but unlike her compatriot Seiga, Meiling had no particular reason we know of to come to Gensokyo, so chances are she either was "sucked in" when the faith in Youkai in China vanished, or she was picked up by the Scarlet Devil sisters while the SDM was in transit to Gensokyo (or she did indeed have her own reasons for moving there). Also, there's this entire dragon thingy with a side-dish of rainbows, but that is probably just to emphasize her Chinese-ness.

Sakuya is a more interesting case. She's a human in a mansion full of immortals who insists upon her own mortality and humanity. At the same time, she regularly kills or at least cooks humans so Flandre can have her meals (Remilia is implied to suck blood directly, although she is a messy eater), her time-manipulating abilities mirror the Stasis theme of the Lunarians, and Eirin appears to be suprised upon meeting her, Sakuya apparently isn't her real name but one given to her by Remilia, and she carries silver knives said to be particularly effective against supernatural entities (including vampires), Akyuu implies that she also may be from the outside world, and that Sakuya originally was vampire hunter who joined Remilia after getting her shit kicked in by her (based on the silver weapons).

But what's your theory regarding the two? Meiling has little background info as she mostly just serves as a comic relief akin to Cirno. Yet Sakuya's history seems to be deliberately kept ambiguous.

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Can /2hu/ make a TH16 edit?

It's time to make Ni⑨⑨er Cirno a reality. I want play the game where she engages in fairy-on-fairy violence, demands gibs and attacks anyone she deems racist. In the end she can tell Okina,




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Before the #bullies find a reason to deface destroy or degrade this one

I thought some of you might want to see her one more time.

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Touhou 16

Overall, im pretty disappointed by the designs. Last image may not be real

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Hey, you know what 2hu needs more of?


pls bully

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Place your guess everyone!

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>tfw Comiket 92 is tomorrow

I-is it happening?

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Whic 2hu wud u marry?

We often talk about which 2hu we'd fug, but I wanna know which one you'd want to spend the rest of your life with.

For me, Miko.

R: 78 / I: 60 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

There there, Anon. It's alright.

Won't you tell me what's wrong?

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An already visibly intoxicated Suika offers you a drink. Do you accept?

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Sephie is not a cute Touhou and I really hate her.

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The end of January, and the start of the Chinese New Year! Time for a rabbit rabbit thread!

When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll be blessed with good luck for a month!

It's been pretty peaceful on /2hu/. Let's hope things will pick up from here!

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Make your own 2hu

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do any of you have that doujishin of the "vampire flu" in the scarlet mansion?

my dick really needs it

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Looks like Gensokyo has to fight North Korea.

That last missile was aimed at Gensokyo. This is war. How's this gonna play out?

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Where the hell is chapter 7?

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Suzy killed Marisa, guys.

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Orin Orin Orin

This is the Orin thread.

Post your best Orins.

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Let's get this show on the road.

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Masochist Thread

Whether it's being beaten, abused, crushed, destroyed, strangled, humiliated, dominated, overpowered, looked down on, controlled, dehumanized, imprisoned or just simple rape, post those pics and greentexts here.

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Illuminati Confirmed

It's not just the triangles.

Hecatia Lapislazuli is the most powerful 2hu according to ZUN. While she may not be the toughest EX boss, her very nature seems to indicate a power that goes beyond mere danmaku. She may have unseen but powerful influence over the realms of men and gods. In other words, she's the Big Cheese. The Illuminati.

My knowledge of the Greek Hacate is admittedly cursory. I mostly know her from depictions in pop culture such as Sandman, God of War and D*sney's Hercules. In all those, her three bodies weaved the threads of fate, and all men and gods were bound to their decisions. That seems to fit with 3 worlds being chained to her. Some pagans and wiccans still worship her, and one wonders whether the Spirit Cooking and other blood rituals that go on in the halls of power are being dedicated to the Hecate.

Oh yeah, Hecatia holding the Earth in her hand implies that she controls the planet.

LoLK came out just around the time meme magic was being discovered. I'd figured 2hu had magical occult properties but the symbolism in Touhou 15 was more on-the-nose. Clownpiece's attire makes her a flying metaphor for the USA. And that kinda makes sense, what with her wrecking foreign countries because she enjoys it and her master says so. Who could be the master of the USA besides the Illuminati?

Oh and don't forget Hecatia wants to flood Gensokyo with immigrants. I don't know what her endgame is but I don't trust her for a second.

Also where's her Earth body? Is it someone we know?

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Flandre is best, prove me wrong.

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Let's have a thread to appreciate the cutest 2hu.

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Letty Thread

Is there a mod that lets me skip Discount Cirno in Perfect Cherry Blossom? If I hear that wanna-be honky-tonk theme one more time I'm going to lobotomize myself. Who even likes her? What's her trait, manipulating cold in the cold? Look at this cunt, it doesn't even anatomy. Shit character.

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Moon Rabbit slave, wat do

Through a series of events that are too complicated to describe in detail here, you have been made part of a diplomatic mission to the Lunarian capital that will take place over the course of several months.

As a sign of good will, the Lunarians have assigned a single moon rabbit for you to use as you please, and have explicitly told you that you can get a new one of this one "breaks". The rabbit herself is effectively dead on the inside due to previous abuse by the Lunarians, but will do more or less anything you tell her (assuming it does not go against Lunarian interests).

What do you do?

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Taking it easy is stupid. You're supposed to be stressed and on edge most if not all of the time.

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Kanako is best mom

This badass Momhu jumps in out of nowhere and smack your butt with her huge Onbashira pillar, at the same time this badass bg theme music plays along. What do?

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>Sakuya is an fedoralord

>She can't actually stop time


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Need help on Tewi font

Can any kind /2hu/ fairy give me some help. I just found this cute 2hu font here https://github.com/lucy/tewi-font but after install it, I still couldn't see it in the font list of any of my installed program.

I'm on Manjaro gnu + linux , how do I get this font available in my Manjaro?

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Is 2hu a legit religion?

The series involves gods and spirits from many different belief systems. Many people praise and think about the series to a point resembling worship. Some even seem to think that 2hus are real and take their personas very seriously. Some even perform blessings and rituals based on 2hu.

Gensokyo is just as "real" within its own canon as it is in our understanding of reality. As in, it's "fantasy." But the series still weilds considerable meme magic, and works like Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia make it clear that events in our world have an effect on Gensokyo.

If Kekism can consider itself some sort of proto-religion, why not Touhou?

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Best girl thread

Why aren't you worshipping Yukari right now, anon?
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what am I doing wrong?

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Touhou Music Collection

So, I happen to have the 1.3TB mega torrent of Touhou music. I also happen to have the 50GB IOSYS collection torrent and noticed that the TB collection does not have everything the IOSYS collection has.

Should I put what's missing in the mega torrent and upload a "18.5" edition?

The torrent hasn't been updated since v18 almost 2 years ago and now with the complete break of nyaa.se (now back as nyaa.si btw) I don't even know if the original author has any control on it or is even active anymore.

Besides, does anyone even want that torrent anymore and should I bother doing it?

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OOPS! You were just about to have some sex with your Touhou, and you accidentally called her "mom" just as you two were about to get to grinding! What's her reaction to this awkward situation?

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endchan /sp/ GET

pranked the fuck out

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Youkai scum needs to be exterminated.

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>nigger cirno was literally memed to reality

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Best toehoe.

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there was a bunch of crossplay porn vids uploaded here awhile ago

if you have them PLEASE upload them I will be eternally grateful and in your debt

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Best bird thread

do u think that utsuho gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of satori???

sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

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Thanks, you saved me! That's the last time I'm going spooking! See you in the human village!


Look, I got a new job! Hey, bring a P box. I'll fix up your needles!

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Post shota with 2hus.

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Hey kid, wanna try some Touhou?

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Butthu thread

Since we have a boobhu thread, why not have a butthu thread too?

Post 2hu butts, hips and legs.

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Just who is this newhu?

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Would you adopt a Fu Dog 2hu?

I can imagine many head patting and belly rubbing fan art coming in the future.

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Youkai will rule the world

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東方天空璋 Touhou Tenkuushou ~ Hidden Star in Four Seasons


Featuring brown Cirno and no pointdevice.

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ZUN doing another live interview

Maybe he'll show something new. Catch it while it lasts, fairies!

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new game

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Uh oh. Somehow you pissed off Reimu and now she's going to kick your ass. What the fuck did you do and how are you going to get out of this mess?

Autistic replies will just make her kick your ass harder.

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Easter Rabbit Thread

Since it's that time of the year, let us post rabbits until the thread bursts at the seams!

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Where do you stand on the important issues facing Gensokyo today?

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From my understanding, Youkai just sort of fade away when humans no longer believe in them (i.e., are fearful of them).

What's up with the resident of the Byakuren temple, then? Shouldn't their relatively peaceful existence be more or less equivalent to brb gensokyo for them? At the very least Murasa and Nue should follow this pattern, even when you could reasonably expect Shou and Nazrin to have different rules (Ichirin is debatable since she originally was a human before turning into a Youkai).

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Post them. This one was boss themes only to speed things up.

1. Emotional Skyscraper ~ Cosmic Mind (UFO)

2. Faith Is for the Transient People (MoF)

3. The Venerable Ancient Battlefield ~ Suwa Foughten Field (MoF)

4. Beware the Umbrella Left There Forever (UFO)

5. Illusionary Joururi (DDC)

6. Inchlings of the Shining Needle ~ Little Princess (DDC)

7. Eastern Judgement in the Sixtieth Year ~ Fate of Sixty Years (PoFV)

8. Captain Murasa (UFO)

9. Border of Life (PCB)

10. Locked Girl ~ The Girl's Secret Room (EoSD)

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Uh oh! Looks like Murasa has encrypted the lewds on your hard drive! The only way to get them back is to play some UFO on Lunatic!


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Sagume deciphering inferior earthling culture.

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After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme.

His name is Cool Pointer Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes.

Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world.

I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming.

I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is.

This meme is perfect, hands down.

Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted,

blocked from my account, blocked from 76 channel, computer destroyed with a hammer,

and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect,

because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme.

His name is Cool Pointer Guy.

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What do you think about this group /2hu/


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>Board 404s


>All the recent posts are gone

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Touhou Dere Mahjong

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Reopening Party!

And we're back.

I think this needs to be properly celebrated!

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I missed you fairies so much.

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How does it feel to be such a worthless piece of filth? You will never amount to anything in life. At the very best, you'll just be subpar maggot food. You will never have anyone truly care for you. You will never have any success. That waifu you have? If she ever saw you, she'd be disgusted and try to kill you painfully. She's be right in doing so.

Just kill yourself and do something right for once.

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Which 2hu would you say has the most autistic fans?

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Suwako eyes

Do you like yellow or blue more?

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1. your favorite 2hu

2. a character who reminds you of yourself

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Which 2hu would you say has the LEAST autistic fanbase?

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Is gensokyan river water safe to consume pure or do you have to filter it?

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Reminder that tewi poster is a monster

Reminder that the rabbit rabbit ritual will steal your luck for a month

Reminder that tewi poster KILLED someone

Reminder to not believe her lies.

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ZUN livestream!

Watch him have dinner and speak moon

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Friendly reminder that Alice's mom is pretty much Satan.

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Orbital Rabbit

Just a two part vid I wanted to share with the fairies of /2hu/ because I genuinely think its fucking glorious for something made via MMD

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Let's assume you actually end up randomly being teleported into Gensokyo. What do you actually do?

Even if you speak moonrunes, the centuries of isolation probably mean that the locals speak some very antiquated or otherwise hard to understand dialect of Japanese. The only inhabitants who may perhaps speak English are the Scarlet sisters or you'd need to have one of the Satoris read your mind.

And even then, you're pretty screwed as a normal human unless you directly end up in the human village. Toxic vapors, man-eating Youkai and god knows what going after you if you so much as set a foot out of it.

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I wonder what's gonna happen to Tenshi

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Merry and Renko!

Secret Sealing Club!

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For the love of Toyosatomimi no Miko, wake up Goy.

1. Just like Jews were created by YHWH, Youkai were created by Lunarians, making them the choosen people

2. Jews view goys as workers and slavers. Youkai view humans as food source and playthings.

3. Jews were exiled from Judea, just like how Youkai were exiled from the outside world.

4. Jews have been jewed by the Catholic Jew, Youkai were jewed by the Technojew

5. The creation of Gensokyo is the Youkai's version of zionism, the establishment of a youkai governed nation.

6. The Decline of Youkai in the Outside World is their version of the Holocaust.

Its clearly false as we still get Youkai from the outside world like Mamizou and it is mentioned in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense that new youkai are continuously being created. (The Youkai Shoa never happened but it will.)

7. Like Jews, Youkai are masters of propaganda, they realized that if they put their story into weeb-centered video games they will gain all the faith and belief they need, thus making them stronger. Touhou Games are the Youkai version of Jewlywood.

8. Like Jews, Youkai are extremely hierarchical, with various ranges of power and influence.

We have the insignificant and powerless Jews like Rumia that still think that they are superior to humans. And we have the Arch kike manipulators like Yukari, who control the events of the world from the shadows.

9. Both Jews and Youkai practice sorcery.

10. Youkai exploit and harm the humans living in Gensokyo, just like how Jews harm the Palestinians living around them.

Wake up, Sheep and you might still fight in the upcoming Youkai War.

Only the Teachings of Miko can save you from being exploited by degenerate Youkai.

Swallow the Red Pill and see the World as it Is.

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The donation box was empty again. Reimu doesn't know what to do anymore.

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ZUN's Big Four-Oh

Happy 40th Birthday, Hakurei-kannushi!

今日で40歳になってしまった。なんだかんだ言って40代はまだ若いと言うことが分かったので、今まで以上にフォーティーライフを楽しんでいきたいと思います! 昨日はしゃぎ過ぎて足を怪我しました!


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Together, or not together.

These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

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Adult 2hus

So, Sanae is said to be a distant offspring of Suwako, right?

If that means that Suwako herself has given birth to children, would that also mean that Suwako technically is a milf?

(Also, general thread for milfified or 2hus or those who have grown up)

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touhou hijack on /2hu/ lol

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Undertale is the "western" to Touhou's "eastern"

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The favorite drink of your waifu

Barring sake, what do you think the favorite drink of each 2hu is?

Byakuren and moralfags need not apply.

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Would you be sweet to her?

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whc 2hu dis

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Help me, /2hu/.

I've tried to get rid of my Touhou addiction 1-2 month ago because one row of my bookshelf is filled Touhou comics. Got 2 figurines and was seriously planning to buy fancier and more expensive figures. To say nothing of my Touhou songs, games, and comics in my hard drive. I snapped out for a moment and admitted I have problems.

I heard 2hu songs in my dreams couple of days before, and can't sleep last night and then went back to my old habit. How to stay out of 2hu? I have a career, I don't want to be a weeb.

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i dont care about 2hu games or girls

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They are not my friends..

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2hus outside of Gensokyo

I know at least Mamizou can venture outside Gensokyo at will, and I think Nue can as well. Yukari probably is capable of it likewise given that it's just another barrier to ignore.

Are there any other 2hus who can leave Gensokyo? And if not, what's so special about Mamizou and Nue that they can just move to and fro without issue?

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u and ur favorite 2hu are invited to /monster/ movie night

You are cordially invited to fuq ur favorite 2hu while you watch animaymays the day after Setsubun from noon to midnight EST. Further details available here: >>>/monster/256844

Also here's the stream link: https://cytu.be/r/monster_Stream

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The girls were playing outside all day! No wonder they fell asleep outside. Will you carry them to bed and tuck them in?

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post qt tuhu on my new site please


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Sumireko was right

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Post ITT every time you visit /2hu/. This way we'll certainly have more activity.

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/2hu/ time machine!

So I was lurking around Web Archive and I found out that they saved the state of our board on 11th and 15th October 2014. All the threads are saved and viewable too, and there is even the first post ever of the board. Nice!

11th October: http://web.archive.org/web/20141011005158/https://8chan.co/2hu/catalog.html

15th October: http://web.archive.org/web/20141015044258/http://8chan.co/2hu/catalog.html