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Bane?

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 No.122220[Reply]

We are drawing/tracing every 6th frame from the plane scene to make an animated version.

This set of frames will cover from the 1:40 mark ("Or perhaps he's wondering…") to 2:00 ("Noone cared who I was…") of the plane scene.

How can I participate?

1) Find a frame that you would like to draw, e.g. frame 1944.

2) Search the thread to see if anyone has claimed that frame already ("ctrl-f #1944").

3) If it is not claimed yet, post in the thread to reserve it by writing, e.g. "I claim #1944" - make sure to include the pound sign ("#") so that everyone else can ctrl-f and know that it's claimed!

4) Once you have drawn the frame, upload it to the thread and/or website (preferably both), and post in the thread that it is complete: "I have finished @1944". Again, including the @-symbol is important so we can track which ones have been completed.

5) Make absolutely sure you claim and post completion of your drawn frames - if you upload to the website or thread without noting it, someone else will probably grab your prize.

Guidelines for drawings

1) Colour - All frames must be in greyscale. If you post a coloured image it will be converted to greyscale in the final video.

2) Shading - do your best to match the shading in the original frame. If you are doing a line drawing, at least set the background to not be pure white (pick a grey that sort of matches the video) as this will otherwise cause a flickering effect.

3) Quality - you don't have to be an expert to join. Tracings are 100% accepted and approved! Please just make sure that the drawing shows a reasonable mirroring of the actual position of characters/objects in the real frame.

Photo-manipulations: applying a filter, 'cartoonifying' the original frame, etc.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.129888

>>129655

>Black sun in back

nice touch




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 No.128492[Reply]

>dubsman was batman in DKR

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

I did watch Dark Knight rises but I didn't remember christian bale as batman

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 No.129138

>>129137

>What is the Hothead scene

>What is the "Do you feel in charge" scene

>What is the "I was born in the darkness" scene

>What is the "Admirable, but mistaken" scene


 No.129148

>>129138

The asnwer to all of those is: non-canon easter eggs thrown in for those who want to sit thru the end credits.


 No.129152

File: c48706bbf211019⋯.jpg (78.68 KB, 900x900, 1:1, shiggydiggybane.jpg)

>>129148

>Hothead scene isn't canon


 No.129161

>>129148

Now you have my permission to die.


 No.129956

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>>128506

these doubles?




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 No.129955[Reply]

>see this in my parking deck

What did he mean by this?



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 No.129883[Reply]

>he spent the last 4-5 years of his life shitposting on a board dedicated to a dead stale meme

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 No.129908

BIG GUYS FOR YOU

NO CHARGE FOR THEM

(we do it for free!)


 No.129909

File: d26e5739361a655⋯.png (489.14 KB, 640x480, 4:3, HOTHEAD.png)


 No.129940

File: 01f351dfac0d9f1⋯.jpg (535.48 KB, 2048x1362, 1024:681, ojqSQ.jpg)

Dead? Stale?

The fire is still rising, brother!


 No.129947

>>129883

>condescending trendy faggot only cares about new memes

>can't recognize an instant classic

>thinks he's in charge of the memes

Not even Doom music could make this OP acceptable. Somebody get this hothead outta here.


 No.129954

>>129947

>Not even Doom music

Oh fuck, the nostalgia.




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 No.129949[Reply]

Is Wisecrack a hothead

 No.129950

Wisecrack huh? Atleast you can talk.


 No.129953

I only watched the first 30 seconds at it's enough to me. He's talking about the post-credit scenes and some loosely related prequel. I don't care about those.




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 No.129835[Reply]

The fuck is this shit? I mean, get laid guys this has got to be the lamest board on all of the chans.

http://www.xxxbonanza.com/index.php/2017/03/24/bonnie-rotten-and-skin-diamond-in-a-threesome/

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 No.129892

>he thinks baneposting isn't a pussy magnet

wew


 No.129907

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 No.129937

File: 729f62ff5474e7b⋯.jpg (214.93 KB, 597x450, 199:150, 729.jpg)

>>129849

>not posting the higher res version


 No.129948

>he hasn't baneposted his way into a girls pants


 No.129952

>>129937

Sorry master




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 No.129946[Reply]

Bane, you fool! How long have we known each other? Did you really think that your silly master plan could usurp My flight plan? Ha! Pathetic! I'm in charge here. I always have been, and I always will be. Goodbye, Bane.

 No.129951

Wait, wasn't Bane CIA who had travelled back in time?




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 No.129945[Reply]

I maed you big guys a banetime story, since Tom Hardy read it on CBeebies today.

https://filetea.me/n3wR0eCa42ZRbqnu797yEC3yA



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 No.129941[Reply]

It would be cool if we make a petition so Bill Wilson is a playable character in this game.

Come on brothers, we have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

 No.129942

Not gonna happen, We'd be lucky if we could even get bravonolan's Bane in a vidya


 No.129943

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If only we got a mod for something like this.


 No.129944

>>129941

If Deathstroke is playable, CIA is playable.




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 No.129933[Reply]

He didn't fly so good!

http://archive.is/OiFLG

 No.129939

Seems whoever tried next didn't fly so good either!

http://archive.is/7z4lH




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 No.129919[Reply]

It's happening again.

Washington, USA.

don't fucking tell /pol/.

 No.129929

File: 502fe110034efd3⋯.jpg (102.62 KB, 569x802, 569:802, 1427209850824.jpg)


 No.129930

Hey, cool. I'll go tell /pol/.


 No.129935

Let the fire rises


 No.129938

context?




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 No.129737[Reply]

How many times do you think @CIA has had to put up with Baneposting?

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 No.129868

File: 7b164b37a12b57b⋯.gif (2.8 MB, 294x238, 21:17, 1448213470568.gif)

>not this again


 No.129910

>>129737

>>129808

>we do important work

Of coursh. Those whistleblowers won't murder themselves.


 No.129913

>>129737

>Not this again

>Not still discovering new faces of Bravo Nolan's masterpiece

HOTHEADS


 No.129932

>>129910

Anon, please. It's not all whistleblower murders, sometimes it's just the regular kind.


 No.129936

>not this again

I just crashed VD90Rstein into a Stratum with no survivors, thanks OP.




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 No.129893[Reply]

SOME

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 No.129899

JUST


 No.129901

WANT


 No.129905

TO HAVE FUN


 No.129931

FED TO THE RULES


 No.129934

THEN TAKE WHAT THE RULERS SHAT OUT




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 No.129912[Reply]

Don't worry, no charge for them.

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 No.129921

If I swap that d, will you become proton?


 No.129922

>>129920

>for yukawa

well congratulations, you got me lmao'ing


 No.129925

File: 925628ca57515ef⋯.png (1.1 MB, 537x535, 537:535, 1447829462763.png)

>>129920

>Scientific Journal Of The Big Guy when?


 No.129927


 No.129928

File: 4aa9aed0007aa1c⋯.png (485.57 KB, 570x752, 285:376, 1446506585431.png)

>>129920

>For Yukawa.




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 No.128281[Reply]

ITT: We take the plane scene and replace one word at a time.

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They're not my friends.

Don't worry, no charge for them.

And why would I want them?

They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bane?

Aye.

Get them on board, I'll call Ittin!

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!

Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can talk. Who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.

If I pulled that off, would you die?

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big guy.

For you.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours; we had to find out what he told you.

Nothing… I said nothing!

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught!

Sir?

Now what's the next step of your plan?

Crashing this plane… with no survivors!

Mayday, mayday, mayday…

(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge here!)

No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage Brother.

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 No.129848

>>129847

Mrs Pavel, I'm small.

He was big.

Uh, you don't get to bring faggots

They're not my bumbuddies.

Don't worry, no lube for you.

And why would I fuck them?

They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bean?

Nah.

Get them on board, I'll call Putin!

The semite plan I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Ironbottom Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to stalk gets to stay on my glider!

Who paid you to assfuck Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly that good. Who wants to try snorkeling?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the flavor?

A lotta loyalty for a hired vagina!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can masturbate. How are you?

It doesn't matter how we are. What matters is our plane.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the condom.

If I jerked that off, would you die?

It would be extremely baneful.

You're a big gay.

For jew.

Was getting cucked part of your plane?

Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offal in favor of yours; we swam to find out what he told you.

Fucking… I said nothing!

Well golly gee, you got yourself caught!

Bane?

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this Bane… with no survivors!

Mayday, mayday, I'm gay…

(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge nigga!)

No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage BroPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.129915

>>129848

Mrs Pavel, I'm small.

He was big.

Uh, you don't get to bring faggots

They're not my bumbuddies.

Don't fly, no lube for you.

And why would I fuck them?

They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bean?

Nah.

Get them on board, I'll call Putin!

The semite plan I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Ironbottom Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to stalk gets to stay on my glider!

Who paid you to assfuck Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly that good. Who wants to try snorkeling?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the flavor?

A lotta loyalty for a hired vagina!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can masturbate. How are you?

It doesn't matter how we are. What matters is our plane.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the condom.

If I jerked that off, would you die?

It would be extremely baneful.

You're a big gay.

For jew.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.129917

Mrs Doubtfire, I'm small.

He was big.

Uh, you don't get to bring faggots

They're not my bumbuddies.

Don't fly, no lube for you.

And why would I fuck them?

They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bean?

Nah.

Get them on board, I'll call Putin!

The semite plan I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Ironbottom Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to stalk gets to stay on my glider!

Who paid you to assfuck Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly that good. Who wants to try snorkeling?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the flavor?

A lotta loyalty for a hired vagina!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can masturbate. How are you?

It doesn't matter how we are. What matters is our plane.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the condom.

If I jerked that off, would you die?

It would be extremely baneful.

You're a big gay.

For jew.

Was getting cucked part of your plane?

Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offal in favor of yours; we swam to find out what he told you.

Fucking… I said nothing!

Well golly gee, you got yourself caught!

Bane?

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this Bane… with no survivors!

Mayday, mayday, I'm gay…

(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge nigga!)

No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage Brother.

Have ISIS started the fire?

Yes, the donger rises.

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 No.129923

>>129917

Mrs Doubtfire, I'm small.

He was big.

Uh, you don't get to bring faggots

They're not my bumbuddies.

Don't fly, no lube for you.

And why would I fuck them?

They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bean?

Nah.

Get them on board, I'll call Putin!

The semite plan I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Ironbottom Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to stalk gets to stay on my glider!

Who paid you to assfuck Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly that good. Who wants to try snorkeling?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the flavor?

A lotta loyalty for a hired vagina!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can masturbate. How are you?

It doesn't matter how we are. What matters is our plane.

No one cared who I was, therefore I put on the condom.

If I jerked that off, would you die?

It would be extremely baneful.

You're a big gay.

For jew.

Was getting cucked part of your plane?

Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offal in favor of yours; we swam to find out what he told you.

Fucking… I said nothing!

Well golly gee, you got yourself caught!

Bane?

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this Bane… with no survivors!

Mayday, mayday, I'm gay…

(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge nigga!)

No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage Brother.

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.129926

>>129923

Mrs Doubtfire, I'm small.

He was big.

Uh, you don't get to bring faggots

They're not my bumbuddies.

Don't fly, no lube for you.

And why would I fuck bees?

They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bean?

Nah.

Get them on board, I'll call Putin!

The semite plan I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Ironbottom Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to stalk gets to stay on my glider!

Who paid you to assfuck Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly that good. Who wants to try snorkeling?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the flavor?

A lotta loyalty for a hired vagina!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can masturbate. How are you?

It doesn't matter how we are. What matters is our plane.

No one cared who I was, therefore I put on the condom.

If I jerked that off, would you die?

It would be extremely baneful.

You're a big gay.

For jew.

Was getting cucked part of your plane?

Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offal in favor of yours; we swam to find out what he told you.

Fucking… I said nothing!

Well golly gee, you got yourself caught!

Bane?

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this Bane… with no survivors!

Mayday, mayday, I'm gay…

(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge nigga!)

No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage Brother.

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.



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