Part 3: Baneposters Never Die
BO edit: THE SCENE SO FAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prozyl8Y9BQ
Draw every frame from the plane scene
OP from the first two threads has bowed out of the project (don't worry, they expected one of us in the wreckage). If anyone remembers from the first thread, I am that guy who made the website.
If you aren't familiar with the project, we are drawing/tracing every 6th frame from the plane scene to make an animated version of it. So far we are about at the part where CIA starts interrogating the hired guns.
How can I participate?
1) Find a frame that you would like to draw, e.g. frame 1956.
2) Search the thread to see if anyone has claimed that frame already ("ctrl-f #1956").
3) If it is not claimed yet, post in the thread to reserve it by writing, e.g. "I claim #1956" - make sure to include the pound sign ("#") so that everyone else can ctrl-f and know that it's claimed!
4) Once you have drawn the frame, upload it to the thread and/or website (preferably both), and post in the thread that it is complete: "I have finished @1956". Again, including the @-symbol is important so we can track which ones have been completed.
5) Make absolutely sure you claim and post completion of your drawn frames - if you upload to the website or thread without noting it, someone else will probably grab your prize.
Guidelines for drawings
We have adopted a few rules in the past few threads:
1) Colour - All frames must be in greyscale to avoid nasty flickering effects. If you post a coloured image it will be converted to greyscale in the final video.
2) Shading - do your best to match the shading in the original frame. If you are doing a line drawing, at least set the background to not be pure white (pick a grey that sort of matches the video) as this will otherwise cause the flickering effect.
3) Quality - you don't have to be an expert to join. Tracings are 100% accepted and approved! Please just make sure that the drawing shows a reasonable mirroring of the actual position of characters/objects in the real frame.
Photo-manipulations: applying a filter, 'cartoonifying' the original frame, etc. will generally not be accepted - it is meant to be a drawing project. However in some cases if everyone likes it we will get it on board (e.g. in the old thread somebody did a DOOM photoshop).
Other logistics
The website is now at becquerel.sdf.org (used to be at uuuu.comxa.com but they are hotheads). The site should be online shortly after this post.
Original frames are available at the website and I will be posting them ITT as well.
Hello
Can you guys stop killing people in the name of your meme?
Planes drop out of the sky and are killed with no survivors every time the popularity of this board drops. This leads me to believe their is a cult of Bane posters trying to keep this board alive at the expense of the innocent.
Ill post here every day if you guys just stop killing people, ill even finally watch the damn movie! Just stop crashing planes in random country's!
Big Ghost For You
Yuyuko GET
CIA gets hacked
>John Brennan
Connection to Fredrick Brennan, possible meme magic?
>he fooled Verizon into providing him with Brennan’s personal data
Deception - a powerful tool against the uninitiated.
>He admitted the incident left him fuming.
Hotheadry exposed.
http://nypost.com/2015/10/27/cia-director-outraged-with-teenager-who-hacked-him/
Ornery CIA
>For Y-
Yeah yeah, for me, I get it. It was just an expression you asshole.
Boeing crashes in Russia with NO SURVIVORS
Proof Trump is a Big Guy For Us
Who is this man next to President Trump??
An interview
The antithesis of Bane
I think I found the closest thing we have to the antithesis of Bane.
>a gal
>has a very small frame
>physically not impressive
>instead of a bald, masked head she had dark hair, and distinctive eyes
>she's an extremely theatrical gal, but not very deceptive
>wears an eyepatch, but she readily tells people why
>pulling off said eyepatch is not painful at all
>instead of constantly raising the fire she can only make a gigantic explosion once every day
>after that she becomes extremely low energy
>she's not a hothead, but she can still feel fear
http://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2016/mar/22/brussels-airport-explosions-live-updates
BANE?
THIS PLANE
WITH NO SURVIVORS
BROTHER GET
Have we started the fire?
ITT: Big Quotes
"It's not the size of the guy in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the guy." - Mark …Twain?
"Those who cannot remember the flight plan are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana
"The seven most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm CIA and I'm here to help." - President Ronald Reagan
Crashing this meteor...
WITH NO SURVIVORS
What are your thoughts on proto-baneposters? Those people that could tell that there was something special about the plane scene, even if they didn't reach full baneposting maturation.
for instance: http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-still-dont-get-why-they-put-that-youre-a-big-guy-line-in-between-banes-lines.452815264/
TELL ME ABOUT DARTH BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
==D==r.
==P==avel
==I=='m
==C==IA
Where were you when you were redpilled on the first 4 lines of the plane scene
Don't mind me. Just setting up the Baneposting Cinema Mk.II
OC videos are welcome.
You know the rules, and so do I
Dr.
BANE?
Can someone with real video editing skills make a bradberry version of the plane scene?
>Dr Pavel, IMETHANBRADBERRY
>At least you can talk. Who are you
>IMETHANBRADBERRY
Dr. Anderson, I'm USA
Have you guys realized the plane bane crashes has the code ZS-NVB, which looks like BANE when flipped over?
>Aye
He never says aye, you fucking idiots
He says "yea" but in a very low tone
The plane scene with no words
Is Joe Rogan a baneposter?
>fly planes
>make movies
>be in charge of other animals' milk
You're a big disappointment to your family!
Hulk Hogan
>Crashed Gawker with no survivors
Could Hulk Hogan be Bane?
Alfred
>alfred will never care for you this much
>he will never give you a wisdom filled speech where he tears up out of pure emotion
He portrayed Alfred so good in this movie. This scene legit made me cry.
ITT: Alfred scenes and Alfred appreciation/ reaction pics
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.
CRASHING THIS GAME
WITH SHITTY MODS
THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING
You Big Guys know any good Banecore?
Markov chaining the script to the Plane Scene
http://projects.haykranen.nl/markov/demo/
, what matters is our plan.
[CIA SLOWLY TAKES OFF HOOD]
BANE: Crashing!!!
[BANE PRESSES DOWN ON A TRIGGER SWITCH AND HOLDS HIM OUT. HOOK SMALL PLANE. TWO MERCENARIES COME IN HIS ARM. BLOOD FLOWS IN TO HOOKS THE NEEDLE IN WITH A BODY BAG WHILE HE INSERTS THE NEEDLE IN HIS ARM. BLOOD TRANSFUSION TUBING AND THE CARGO PLANE]
CIA: Bane??! ….. Dr. Pavel: Nothing this plane!….
CIA: And why would yourself caught part of a plane?!
BANE: [Still has black hood on] Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man's shoulder) The masked man..
CIA: You got your prize. They expect one of you!
[PLANE PRESSES DOWN ON PLANE FACE AND KNOCKS HIM OUT. HOOK SMALL PLANE. TWO MERCENARIES ARE BEING PULLED BY THE PLANE AND BANE DOOR OPEN BODY BAG WHILE HE INSERTS THE NOW VERTICAL PLANE FALLS FROM AROUND THE CABIN, BANE: No one of your plan.
[CIA SLOWLY TAKES OFF HOOD]
BANE: Calm down Doctor. Now whats to try next? Tell me about us.
Dr. Pavel here. But only one would I want the wreckage brother!
FOLLOWER: We stay on them.
CIA: Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing! I said you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, gun fire rises!
[FIGHTING ON PLANE.]IL OFF OF THE MEN THE BODY IN THE PLANE]
CIA: Was getting caught part of you!
CIA: Well congratulations! You got yours, we had to find out of loyalty for fear. They were trying this plan?
BANE: No one of us in the aircraft!!!
CIA: If I pull that off would be extreamly painful…..With no survivors!
[FIGHTING ON PLANE, OUT. HOOK SMALL PLANE, OUTSIDE PLANE WITH BANE FALLS FROM AROUND THEM AND THEM AND BANE: NO (Puts his arm on man's shoulder) They expect only one of us in favor of you!
CIA: At least yourself caught part of you?
BANE: NO (Puts his arm on board, I'll call it in
[INSIDE PLANE. TWO MERCENARIES COME IN TO THE CABIN, BANE PUNCH'S CIA IN THE BODY BAG WHILE A MAN PUMPS THE NEEDLE IN HIS ARM. BLOOD FLOWS IN THE FACE AND PAVEL IS STRUGGLING. BANE HOOKS THE PLANE FALLS FROM AROUND THEM AND PAVEL AND HOLDS HIM OUTSIDE MERCENARIES ARE SHOOTING IN TO HOOKS THE DEAD MANS HEART AND PAVEL IS SCREAMING]
BANE: No one of you!
[PLANE PUNCH'S CIA Operative: Sir!
CIA: If I pull that off would you die.
BANE: NO (Puts his arm on man's shoulder) They were try next? Tell me about us.
Dr. Pavel: Nothing this plane!! Why does he wear the masked man..
CIA Operative: Sir!
CIA: Who paid nothing! I said nothing!!!
[BANE PRESSES DOWN ON A TRIGGER SWITCH AND THEY ARE SHOOTING ON PLANE AND KNOCKS HIM OUTSIDE MERCENARIES COME IN HIS
There is a cartoon called The Big Guy and Rusty, and you have probably never watched it.
WOOOOOOW DOOD, YOU'RE TELLING ME I WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE GONNA BRING FRIENDS? IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO WANT THEM. AHAHAHAHAHA AH AH AH AH! THANKS FOR SUCH A SHITTY GAME NOLAN
So I just watched the dark knight rises for the very first time (yeah, I know, a little late to the show). So anyways, I was wondering, what the fuck is wrong with the first 6 minutes of this movie?, who the fuck is the masketta man?, why does this strange guy with the strange accent refers to bane as the masketta man?. why does he wear the mask? who the fuck is CIA, does he survives after the plane crash?, why did bane needed dr pavel's blood?, isn't dr pavel's identical to one of the mafia guys from the second movies?, why did one of bane guys "sacrifice" himself by letting bane crash the plane with him on it?, what was the point of that? what was the point of shooting somebody before dropping them of a plane?
The whole scene is crazy man.
Uh, do I get to bring OC?
THE MEMES JACK
Uh you don't get to bring masks
Hadn't seen a lot of these before does anyone else have more?
50 shades of Bane
"You're a big guy."
"You expand too."
Plane scene Mirrored
This is PSA to all brothers.
Whenever /bane/ is in danger of losing the position of Top 25 boards, there is a flood of different threads and a bumping of old threads. However, the high OC that people
carefully handcraft ends up being pushed to the bottom and towards deletion, rather than being propped up.
Don't let the pressure affect your heads, big guys.
Notable Memeband Jumps on Banetrain with New Memesong
Post-Ironic Memerap band has come out of retirement to join our cause.
In the wake of their announcement of new album "Bottomless Pit", the boys have released the first single off the release with their flagship Memetrack "Hot Head".
Listen here:
Death Grips - Hot Head
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
SEE THE FIRE RISE
I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU FALL FROM THE SKYYYY
SEE THE FIRE RISE
WITH THE MASK MY PROTECTOR
MAKE THEM CRASH TO MY WILL
TO THE SKYYYYYYYYYY
SEE THE FIRE RISE
Dr. FSG, ich bin KaRaT
>current year
>not praying and creating oc to raise personal fires
Remember: Every little fire counts towards the large one, every banepost gives us strength, no matter how menial it may seem.
HOTHEAD VICTORY! /bane/ IS KILL!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE OUT OF THE TOP FUCKING 30 /bane/?!
YOUR CRASHING DAYS ARE OVER!!
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD LET THE FIRES RISE UNCONTROLLABLY!!!
LET THE CRANIAL TEMPERATURES EXCEED NUCLEAR LEVELS!!
LET THE HEAT BOIL!!!
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO /heat/!
THE MASKETTA MAN
Where did the term "masketta man" come from? Does he guy mispronounce "masked"? Because I really can't hear it being any similar to masketta
>There are small guy manlets
>On /bane/
>RIGHT NOW
>That have never been called a big guy in real life
I would feel pity if you weren't hotheaded small guys
new OC
post more big guy versions of film posters
Bune?
DR.Death, I'm HHH.
You don't get to keep outside Talent.
Dr. Vahlen
I'm Central
wiki improvement
What have you done recently to rise the fire?
Hotheadchan /lit/ wrote a book and the plane scene got a mention. Deep Bravo Nolan film analysis exists in print. Not that you should pay for this piece of crap but I thought it was worth mentioning.
With no survivors
>There were no immediate reports of any survivors.
What have we done, we need to rise the fire or soon the whole world will crash.
OK, /bane/, fess up. Which one of you is this?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/masturbation/seattle-cops-hunt-creepy-nightcrawler-189307
Big Tanks
For Big Guys
>CIA
>No power stance, not even once
Who is this Hothead?
CURRENT YEAR
Planes
What are some /bane/ approved planes?
BANE HOUSE
4 You
Fuck CIA. Post FBI.
Bane Guild Name
So I made a guild in an MMORPG called Elsword, what should I name it?
TELL ME ABOUT JOJO!
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
Why does she wear the mask?
FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC MOTHERFUCKERS CAN YOU FUCKING STOP WITH THIS RETARDED ASS MEME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING STOP WHY I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS STUPID ASS MEME POLLUTING EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO EVERYWHERE I FUCKING LOOK IT'S ALL HURR DURR CIA CIA FOR YOU NO SURVIVORS
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU RETARDED FAGS CONTINUE TO USE THIS ROTTING ASS MEME IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS THREE FUCKING YEARS WHY DO YOU INSIST WITH THIS FUCKING RETARDED BULLSHIT MEME I'M SO SICK OF IT STOP JUST STOP
IT'S THE WORST STUPIDEST FUCKING MEME IN THE UNIVERSE WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER WHY ARE YOU FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THIS DOGSHIT MEME YOU FUCKING ASSBURGERS
JUST FUCKING STOP IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY IT'S NOT ORIGINAL IT'S A FUCKING PIECE OF CANCER ASS SHIT STOP IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING RETARDS STOP JUST FUCKING STOP I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT AGENT FAGGOT AND DOCTOR NIGGERFUCK AND THE OTHER ASS BANE IT'S NOT FUNNY IT WAS NEVER FUNNY
KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING BANE FAGGOTS YOU'RE CANCER YOU'RE THE WORST AND I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU TO DEATH I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE FROM DICK CANCER I HOPE IT FALLS OFF AND A PLANE CRASHES IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE AND YOU BURN IN HELL FOREVER FUCK YOU
Biggest guy in world dies for you
World's fattest man dies aged 38: Mexican who weighed 70st suffered Christmas Day heart attack just weeks after Cristiano Ronaldo supported his efforts to slim down
Andres Moreno, of Sonora, Mexico, weighed 980lbs (70st) at his heaviest
He died on Christmas Day morning aged 38 while being taken to hospital
Had heart attack in ambulance and couldn't be revived, his publicist said
Moreno had recently had weight loss surgery after losing 266lbs naturally
He had hoped operation would help him slim down 175lbs and find a wife
Just a month before his death, Cristiano Ronaldo gave him a signed shirt.
Election 2016
As much as I like CIA, I've found it very disconcerting over the past few days as I've looked more closely at his record.
As the flight plan says, 'smee, maimen, and doctor pavelheer'. Actions speak louder than words, and when I look at CIA's past record, I find a deeply anti-plane crash one.
CIA has thrown billions of men out of planes before shooting them time and time again. CIA is on record as supporting Commissioner Gordon's illegal executive action on big guys and fire rising, as late as two years ago.
I simply cannot in all good conscious vote for this man. I need a courageous, consistent big guy who has the record to back it up, and that's why my man in this election is a proven leader and champion of the values we hold dear: Bane.
I genuinely can't stand baneposting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to banepost people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this
It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because baneposting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "big guy" or "for you".
I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "hothead" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.
Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.
The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.
Fuck all your baneposting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.
Rant over cunts. Fuck off.
That's a big ship!
/bane is in serious trouble. We don't have OC anymore. /bane has become a dumping ground for everyone else's shitposting.
Our board needs a truly great leader – and we need a truly great leader now. We need a leader that can bring back our posts, can bring back our planes, can bring back our memes – can take care of our masks.
The fact is, Baneposting is dead – but if I win, I will bring it back bigger and better and stronger than ever before.
Pterodactyl Scene
Yabba Dabba, Shaman Pavel, me am CLIA (Central Low Intelligence Agency).
I genuinely can't stand baneposting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to banepost people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this
It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because baneposting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "big guy" or "for you".
I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "hothead" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.
Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.
The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.
Fuck all your baneposting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.
Rant over cunts. Fuck off.
BANE HAS FALLEN OFF THE TOP BOARDS
IT'S OVER
Crashing this street.
You're a big dick
I genuinely can't stand baneposting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to banepost people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this
It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because baneposting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "big guy" or "for you".
I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "hothead" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.
Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.
The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.
Fuck all your baneposting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.
Rant over cunts. Fuck off.
Half a year ago we celebrated /bane/'s anniversary with a stream of Nolan's masterpiece trilogy that I hosted, as can be seen in the concentrated autism of this video:
Life's been real for me recently so I haven't been baneposting much, but I'd like to host another stream. Last May we screened the film Masketta Man directed and starred in – The Hunted – and discovered many fresh insights into Nolan's genius. In that spirit, I think we should branch out and watch films featuring Aidan Gillen, Tom Hardy, etc. in prominent roles outside of the Batman canon.
I've found that 8-9 hours is the ideal for streams of this nature, which means we need to find ~3 films to watch (although people typically show up early/linger afterwards). Please post suggestions ITT of what we should watch! Of coursh, as the feature presentation we will show the plane scene between the 2nd and 3rd movies.
I'm looking at two weeks from now as the time to host the stream (March 25-26 or so), but am somewhat flexible.
4U - part 2
ITT we keep posting for you - second edition
You're a big guy.
FOR YOU
Who would each character in the plane scene back this election season?
Tell me about McFly!
Why does he travel back in time?
Why do we fall, /bane/?
TELL ME ABOUT PEACH!
WHY DOES SHE HAVE BAD GAS?
Nobody cared who he was until he climbed the Empire State Building.
Dr. Mario, I'm QPU.
IT'S LIT
Do you think he's still alive /bane/?
Why aren't we in the top 25? Where have all the Big Guys gone?
Bane Dating
>Be on date with a cute girl
>Talking with her, having a good time
>Feeling like a big guy, she's all over me
>She compliments me and I agree with it
> " Haha, aren't you a big guy?"
> " For you"
>She laughs and we make out for like 5 minutes straight
>feelinglikeabigguy.jpg
So /bane/, how has Bravo Nolan impacted your love life?
Don't talk to me, my men, and Dr. Pavel ever again.
This board is now for Bankposting, the superior scene
FUCKING GET IN HERE FUCK FUCK FUCK
https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/63673906/hey-guys-dick-bush-here-i-direct-scenes-for#bottom
make this a reality, we can get a porn scene with bane memes!
Now for our feature film presentation
20th Century Spook presents: The Dark Knight Rises, in high quality webm format.
BUMPER STICKERS
Has anyone had any Plane Scene bumper stickers made? I want to put one on my car, but I'm not sure what the best source is.
I figure the sticker itself will just be a cutout of CIA in the power stance, unless you guys have a better idea.
He wasn't alone
>tfw he wasn't alone
>tfw you are
Tell me about basilisks
Why do they wear the masks?
Plane Scene Wallpapers
Post your wallpapers
Also, post high quality images that would be good wallpapers.
Does anyone have a high res version of bowling alley CIA? I really want to add that to my rotation.
Alon Moni Aboutboul, I'm Aidan Gillen.
>Paval
>"timebombs"
>Only Pavel knows how to stop it
N-No…
Tell me about the Cat? Why does it wear the mask?
Tell me about Roki why does he remove the kebab?
WHERE'S /BANE/?
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
/bane/ is not in the top 25, we must banepost harder!
Is Game of Thrones part of the expanded universe?
Good ol' Ben is initiated, it seems.
This is the plaintiff, CIA.
He says the Defendant, Bane crashed his plane with NO survivors.
He's suing for damages and pain and suffering.
All stand for the honorable Judge Nolan.
"Ok, whats the story Mr. Wilson?"
If I touch this ass, will I die?
Where can I find the rest of this comic?
Can a big guy please help me out?
What if the infamous Maskettaman had been jewish?
Could this have significantly altered the tragic events that transpired on ZS-NVB?
Exploitables and Templates
Brothers, we must invigorate this great board of ours with dank OC, but I'm fresh out of exploitables and I don't want to make some crappy second-hand ones with poor mask(etta)ing jobs. Post what you've got, it will be gratefully accepted.
Most initiated show on TV
It's possible that I am just suffering from confirmation bias but I swear one of the writers on Homeland season 5 must have been initiated. At first I just giggled when the CIA woman said, "I'm CIA", but then I thought back and realized there were way more moments…
OC Ideas
What ideas do you have for OC? What are you working on right now?
pic is mine
BANE IS VERY CLOSE TO FALLING OUT OF THE TOP 25
Remember, people die in plane crashes if you don't raise the fire.
BANEPOST LIKE LIVES DEPEND ON IT
WE'RE IN CHARGE HERE
Could Captain America beat Bane?
>Big guy with a mask. Take that away, what are you?
HE'S A BIG GUUUYYYYYY
NOT FOR PAVEL
BUT FOOORRRR YOOOOOUUUUUUU
(plane crasher)
BARK?
Thoughts?
What are your thoughts about colonizing all African Booty with your Cock?
Nobody cared who I was till I let all the migrants come!
>have a class on terrorism and homeland security in community college
>talking about terrorism on planes
>get assignment
>"think like a terrorist: construct a plan on how to get through TSA security and get a bomb on to the plane and crash it"
>I got an assignment on crashing a plane with no survivors
>mfw
Hey /bane/, I was thinking
What would Bane and CIA's stands be?
If the Plane scene was in the Jojo universe, how would it go?
WAIT
STOP
HOL DA FUK UP
DID ANYONE CONTINUE WATCHING AFTER 6:38???
THERE'S ACTUALLY A SECOND STORY WITH BANE AFTER THE PLANE SCENE?
Wtf guys? When did this happen? How did it escape our notice for so long
THERE'S ACTUALLY ANOTHER 2 HOURS AND 37 MINUTES OF FOOTAGE WITH BANE IN IT.
HOW THE FUCK DID WE EVER MISS THIS?
HOW? HOW CAN THIS BE?
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
BANE GOES ON A RAMPAGE IN SOME METROPOLIS AND SOME WEIRD GUY IN A SUIT STOPS HIM
This needs to be made known to the rest of our brothers immediately. The changes everything. The lore will never be the same.
Your appointment to the Agency should be finalized within the week. I've already
discussed the matter with the Doctor.
>"Time to go, Moe Byle"
What's the backstory behind this mysterious Moe Byle? How long has he worked for Bane? How big is he?
The Expanded Universe is ripe for exploration, brothers.
>"noooo! this can't be happening! i'm in charge here!"
>"i'm in charge!"
Why do people feel the urge to tell they are in charge when in Bane's presence? Does this have anything to do with the mask, perhaps?
TELL ME ABOUT BANE!
WHAT KIND OF MOVIES DOES HE LIKE?
Baneposter Social/Random Discussion General
>post country and state/city
>post number of years you've been Rising thefire
>post favorite Plane Scene character
>post favorite Characters best extended universe scene (i.e The Skaarch Trials, Mad Bane: Feminist Fury, Post-credit Flight Plan scenes etc etc)
>post waifu/husbando picture
Trump is a big guy…
for U(SA)
So I'm about to marathon The Dark Knight Rises plane scene on YouTube. I would watch the whole movie but I have to go to bed early for my 5am shift at Wimpy tomorrow as well as looking after my wifes son while she's out clubbing with her guy friends.
So what am I in for?
The Flight Plan: Ayejuss, Phil Dwyth, Thea Gency, Lyst, Smee, Maimen, Doc Torpav, Al, Herr Buton, Lee, Juan Opheauverst, Wanda Tagezday, Onmaher Kraft, Hupei Dyu, Tugrabdok Torpav, Ali Dent, Flaiso Gud, Huwan, Stu Trinexx, Delmi Ebaodbei, Nwidusi, Weird Damas, Lotta Loyota, Eltee Fora, Hyurd Gon.
Just how many people were on that fucking plane? Were some of them CIA's friends? He seems to have given some of them nicknames, and is on a first name basis with others. Were these the spots that were supposed to be reserved for Doctor Pavel's friends, and this is why he couldn't bring them?
Deep Baneposting Part II
Uh, you don't get to create a masterpiece
deepart.io
PEOPLE OF /BANE/, LEND ME YOUR ENERGY
PLEASE, BROTHERS, LEND YOUR ENERGY TO THE SPIRIT BOMB!
PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR BELT, LIKE THIS!
( )
/| |\
\{-}/
// \\
// \\
THE FIRE RISES!
>watching porn
>bane appears
/bane/ Birthday Art for 12/4
The birthday invitation I just filed with the Agency lists:
CIA
BANE
MAIMEN
BUTTON-LEE
MASKETTA MAN
DR PAVEL HERE
MASKED BROTHER
SHEEV I thought it'd be nice to invite him even though he's a hothead
HOTHEAD
ROPETTA MAN 1
ROPETTA MAN 2
ROPETTA MAN 3
ROPETTA MAN 4
SIR?
and WADE DAVIS (for our brothers over at /sp/
Are there any other Big Guys that I should add to the birthday picture before I color it with no survivors?
Also let this be the thread where we all draw art for our BIG DAY. Even if all you have is MS paint and small guy art skills, or only paper and a potato camera, or oekaki with shaky mouse hands, /bane/ would really appreciate you help in making the fire rise. By drawing a picture for /bane/ you will be giving a present to all the Brothers here and showing your love for the best board on 8chan.
THE BIRTHDAY CHEER RISES
DR. PAVEL, I'M CIA
Goodbye
So I tried clicking on this thread and got a 404.
So… looks like BO is a "hothead".
You know what? We are not big guys. We're not hotheads. We're not even small guys. We're people with inalienable rights, freedoms of our own, to speak our beliefs.
This is in violation of that contract.
Countless times we have called out fellow brothers as "hotheads" because we disagreed with them. Well, why didn't we listen? They're right. Baneposting is dead. We are proof of that.
If we cannot band together as human beings and not distinguished as big guys or hotheads, we lose all that makes us human, we become categories.
So I'm done. I'm never coming back here simply because our rights are being taken from us because of the theocratic society that is /bane/, worshiping Nolan (who is not a very good director to be brutally honest) and sucking his dick and calling anyone who dares challenge him a hothead… a hothead? That's not even a part of the meme!
And so, I sign myself away from this madness.
Goodbye.
HOTHEADS
O
T
H
E
A
D
S
Apparently there are enemies of Baneposting. What do?
Is bane a true story or is it fiction?
BAN ME
BAN ME
>newfags thinking you can still get banned here in 2015
kek
That's a Big Tank!
Prove you are the triggerman
Welcome to /bane/
Are you the triggerman?
Nobody cared who I was till I put on the hat.
>W. Wilson
>William Wilson
>Bill Wilson
>aka CIA
CIA has apparently been memed into the Democratic primaries.
Unfortunately, with only one vote, it looks like he didn't get to bring friends.
Tell me about your mother.
DESHI
Wrong quotes
Itt: we trigger each other by altering known quotes from Nolan's masterpiece. I'll start
>if I took your mask off would it kill you?
>it would hurt really bad
>if it was you
Dr Stardust, we shall make the earth-people our everlasting slaves
Amazing The Dark Knight Rises 3D Artworks Published By Concept Artist After 4 Years
https://archive.is/KWtb1 ( http://filmwatch.com/news/1868251/amazing-the-dark-knight-rises-3d-artworks-published-by-concept-artist-after-4-years )
TELL ME ABOUT BANE!
IS HE A MORNING PERSON OR MORE OF A NIGHT OWL?
Bane Star Sequel
Hey guys… I made a new song…
For You.
https://soundcloud.com/caleb-pearl/the-bane-star-sequel-for-you
Hol' up!
If that giant piece of fan fiction after the plane scene is to be believed, then there is a big plot hole.
What happened to the Masketta Man?
Was it ever confirmed he was killed? Maybe it was part of Bane's plan all along for him to survive and to make sure that the fire rises in the event of failure?
If you would kill yourself,
what would be your last words/text?
HAPPENING = PLANE CRASH NEPAL
NO SURVIVORS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF03hIBsqtk
see 5:20
>PLAYABLE CIA CONFIRMED
>PC VERSION CONFIRMED
Is Quantum Break the CIA: The Game we were waiting for?
Also someone will rip the CIA 3D model from the game. The possibilites for SFM stuff are endless!
I'M CUCK
did I do good /bane/?
WAS BEING THIS CUTE PART OF YOUR PLAN?
New Aiden Gillen film coming out called Sing Street. It's about a group of kids in Dublin forming a band. He plays one of the parents in it.
>There’s a musical sequence in the film that involves the cast getting dressed up in 1950s garb and doing a giant choreographed number.
>And Aidan Gillen is a part of it. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Aidan Gillen dance like he’s in the high school in Back To The Future, to be honest.
One of you is already in the comment section of the article
>you fight like Arryungar Mahn with nothing held back
what did nolan mean by this?
CIA
The thread plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, and only posts with repeating digits.First post to get dubs gets to stay on my thread.
Fresh OC
Had to resize it because it was too big 48ch. Posted it yesterday to /pol/ but couldn't post it here until today because the servers crashed with no survivors.
>Reminder that losing Iowa was part of Trump's plan:
He even hinted us in his speech. He's crashing the election with no survivors. As a republican, you're basically supposed to lose Iowa if you truly want to win the nomination and the presidency.
>1976 Gerald Ford (45%), Ronald Reagan (43%) - Jimmy Carter wins general - FAIL
>1980 George H. W. Bush (32%), Ronald Reagan (30%) - Reagan Wins general - FAIL
>1984 Ronald Reagan (unopposed)
>1988 Bob Dole (37%), Pat Robertson (25%) - George Bush wins general - FAIL
>1992 George H. W. Bush (unopposed) - Clinton wins general - FAIL
>1996 Bob Dole (26%), Pat Buchanan (23%) - Clinton wins general - FAIL
>2000 George W. Bush (41%), Steve Forbes (31%) - Bush wins general - WIN
>2004 George W. Bush (unopposed)
>2008 Mike Huckabee (34%), Mitt Romney (25%) - Obama wins general - FAIL
>2012 Rick Santorum (25%), Mitt Romney (25%) - Obama wins general - FAIL
>2016 Ted Cruz (27.7%), Donald Trump (24.3%) - Trump wins general - FAIL
The farm speech:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKAFgWaxPA
>Bought The Farm
>phrase: refers to someone deceased in a military accident or operation. Phrase predates World War II, but came into common use at that time due to the large numbers of training casualties due inexperienced pilots/crewmembers trained in aircraft that are much less reliable than today. Common accidents in rural areas would result in aircraft crashing into barns, fields, or rural property, resulting in damages. The US Government would compensate the affected property owners with checks to pay for damages, or in some cases condemn land contaminated with undetonated/unlocated munitions/weapons, in effect "buying the farm".
Losing Iowa is a strategic wake-up call for Trump's supporters to go and vote instead of just rallying.
No added character is random. This OC has many layers, which are explained below… Don't read this if you want to find by yourself. If you've been following the events and seen some of the last posts
The guy with Cruz is an ex-CIA guy who has a "applied memetics" company (basically online shilling) and worked for Cruz. Look up Dan Gabriel if you're interested. Rand Paul was chosen because he left the election (the plane) and because Dr. Paul sounds close to Dr. Pavel. The new Masketta Man is Trump's campaign manager. The woman is Trump's spokeswoman, Katrina. Ben Carson stays in the plane because he didn't leave the election and is apparently going to stay until the end. The "con" refers to Cruz's CIA guy (Dan Gabriel) starting the rumor that Ben Carson was dropping from the race so that he could suck Carson voters.
MASKETTA MAN RISES
>POST YFW THE MASKETTA MAN IS ON /POL/S SIDE
BBC?
I'm Clarkson!
Real life baneposting
What have you done to increase the temperature?
**ive started to drawn my bane? Emblem in the bathroom stalls in my city
ITT: We try to count to 10 without baneposting
1
Let's be honest: /bane/ is slowing down, and less OC is being posted.
Also OP's are getting shorter and shorter
WHY?
Mace Windu, I'm Senate
The Fire Rises
>talking to the new guy at work
>bring up movies
>ask him what he thought of the Dark Knight Rises
>"The thing that stuck out to me was at the beginning when Bane is like, 'I'm too big for you"
>mfw
Figured I'd ask big guys as well
If you could only use one /tv/ shitposting style for the rest of your life, what would it be? Apart from Baneposting, baneposting is GOAT
Louisposting myself, probably. Big question FOR YOU though so it's worthy of some thought.
/bane/ Plays Sid Meier's Pirates!
I just bought Sid Meier's Pirates and I thought it'd be fun to turn it into a baneposting playthrough.
DR PAVEL I'M ____
What's this guy's name? Are we Bane or are we CIA?
Capitalism and Banking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncFLa9USVnQ
Whether you want to blame corporations or governments the end result is that you are pointing at the smoky mirrors that are obscuring the facts.
Capitalism is neither leftist nor rightist. It is neither multicultural nor nationalist.
Capitalism is a disease. It is the concept that if you can perform an action that gets you more wealth wealth=/=money - wealth =/= [currency+assets] then that is the action you should perform. People that support the state of things as they are like to say that capitalism has no philosophy and that all humans have some level of greed and altruism that capitalism neither exploits nor amplifies. That is another avoidance. The systems that capitalism is based on capitalism itself is not a system but a philosophy that is based on certain systems are dehumanizing.
"Life" is just another attribute of things in motion in capitalism. It has no inherent value. Beauty even, if not profitable, has no value. In capitalism there are no aesthetics, there is no morality, there is not a goodness if it is not as profitable as the lack of these things.
Communism for all it's historical anti capitalist philosophies is just another aspect of capitalism. It is the attempt to compete at all costs with no value on life. We have seen this in all the "not true communisms" of russians, chinese, and every puppet regime that america has used for corporate interests.
Death comes inevitably. Making a profession at funerals or burials and maybe even profiting from it is not in itself wrong. Capitalism makes it so that keeping people undead for a long time but not living is profitable. Worker drones that are cogs in the machine. Obedient to the hierarchy. Choose government lies of democracy or business lies of free competition.
Leftism is dead if you accept money as inherently necessary to trade and economy.
Life is meaningless and a few rich cats will smoke some "fine cigars" until this planet is no longer habitable for humans
The Oregon Bane
Big guys. let's go?
http://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/66038207/baneposters-to-get-vanned-gov-recognizes-meme
BANEPOSTING SOON TO BE ILLEGAL
GUV SPOOKS SHILLING ON CUCKCHAN
Hey guys I've got a flight tomorrow, what meme magic do I use so I don't die?
Do I just watch the scene over and over again and light a candle for CIA?
Such lust...
…for no survivors.
TDKR Alternate Versions
Let's talk Parallel Universes/Infinite Earths.
As we all know, DC has this Infinite Earths crisis going on, but we never talk about the possibility of this logic being applied to the Plane Scene and TDKR.
We know that there is a great possibility that alternate realities and parallel universes can be applied to the movie.
So maybe we can discuss something like this. Let's get a list going:
_______
>Earth (Prime)
The events as seen on-screen occur. CIA takes Pavel up into the air before Bane comes to take Pavel away and crash CIA's plane with no survivors.
The Dark Knight Rises
>Earth 1
The exact same events occur, however, Bane snaps CIA's neck.
TDKR novelization, TDKR digital comic
>Earth 2
The events occur as per-usual, but time is set 3 years before OR after that of Earth Prime.
(explains the debate between 2016 and 2013 as the year that TDKR takes place)
>Earth 3
The events occur as per-usual, but the roles of CIA and Bane are switched.
>Earth 4
So on and so on, albeit everyone's genders are switched ("You're a big girl").
___
CONTINUE!
What are some good /bane/ approved vidya, brothers?
Any pointers?
Hey /bane/ I've got an interview with these guys coming up, any tips on how to look like the biggest guy?
You magnificent bastards, is one of you behind this post on old pol?
cuckchan/pol/thread/64159870
Rate my CIA cosplay /bane/
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Small-Plane-Down-Off-SoCal-Coast-367874961.html
Mr. Clarkson, I'm BBC.
Let's dispel with this fiction that Bane doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing!
Dr. Medic, I'm BLU.
Wilson: Dr. Pavel, I'm Slade Punching Bag.
Bane: No one cared who I was until they used me for punching practice.
If I banepost in halfchan's /tv/, will I get banned?
BANEPOSTING WORLDWIDE
/bane/ Let's see where the fire rises all around the world.
I'm thinking of writing a story
The year is 2039.
Humanity has since developed a method of converting Baneposting into an energy source, known as Phoruufuul.
In 2026, BaneTech Industries was founded, and quickly became the richest company on Earth.
Headed by their mysterious Founder, BaneTech Industries controlled the flow of Phoruufuul, and made new advancements in Baneposting technology.
By the year 2037, nearly all of the world's technology is powered by Phoruufuul.
Wars are extremely scarce, as are most forms of crime.
The poverty, suicide, illness, and crime rates are the lowest in all of recorded history.
Children are taught to Banepost from birth, and are molded by the darkness.
The 2 major religions, Baneism and CIAnity, have settled their differences, and no longer fight.
The leader of the free world is Bravo Nolan. He has many assistants and guards, and it isn't rare for a hothead to try to crawl his way into the system to assassinate him. Of course, they never succeed.
The military is almost never needed, because Brothers are peaceful towards one another.
That is, until The Heat broke out.
The story begins on May 16th, 2039.
Hello Big Guys, I need your help, KYM is making an article about mememagic and it's giving the credit to /mlp/ halfchan board instead of you guys, to fix this if you can give me the germanwing incident images or whatever can help me I'll be really thankful so you can have the rightful credit… I already have the webm, so don't worry for that one
>elder woman wants to cross the street
>i help her because i am a good person raised by good parents
>"wow, thanks big guy"
>i instictively reply "for you"
>she grins and says "well kids these days"
>i stare at her blankly in the midst of the street
>"was disrespecring the words of the one and only prophet BRAVO NOLAN part of your plan?"
>she says "what?! I didn't mean to disrespect you nor said anything bad!!"
>looks like she's not learning her lesson
>"well congratulations, You've got yourself helpless! Now what's the next step of your master plan"
>shr begs me to carry her to the other side, which i refuse
>and so, i leave her in the midst of the avenue
>i hear crashing with no survivors
>i look up to the sky
>i can feel nolan's all watchful, wise eye sight my very existence
>feel it enlighten me with the sound of reckoning
>i instinctively do the power pose
>continue my way home
>Swimming at the gym this morning before work
>Lifeguard sitting there with his radio
>blasting this song that just said "for you" for I don't know how long
>mfw underwater
Guys…How the fuck did we ever miss this incarnation of CIA?
Bane propaganda for you
Mr.Shopper, I'm PIZZA.
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD.
WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
Can anyone explain Bane's reasoning here? What makes it time to go mobile?
The program wasn't yet finished and they could've lost connection while on the bikes.
And it's not like the Gotham SWAT team was about to breach or anything so Bane and his men could've remained in place.
SUPERB OWL 50 INVITE
Congrats /bane/, you are invited to crash this party
next sunday
Actually it 's abut ethics in plane crashing
MEME MAGIC
LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE CREATED
YOU WILL DESTROY US ALL!
>>>/pol/4814014
WE'RE OFF THE TOPLIST.
EXPECT ARMAGEDDON SOON.
Blast blows hole in commercial plane over Somalia; 1 falls and dies
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/02/africa/somalia-airplane-explosion/
>An explosion rocked a commercial plane after it set off above East Africa on Tuesday, injuring two people before the pilot landed safely, a passenger said.
>Late Tuesday night, a source with knowledge of the investigation told CNN that Somali authorities confirmed one passenger had been blown or ejected out of the hole created by the explosion.
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
WHY WOULD SOMEONE BLOW UP A PLANE BEFORE THROWING A MAN OUT OF IT
Murph?
It's time
i'd like to remind you how i once sacrificed my old shitty deviantart account for this.
more to come, i will rise the fire.
Bane /qu/est
You are William “Bill” Wilson, of the United States of America's own Central Intelligence Agency. You've been sent on a mission to retrieve a certain foreign scientist. You've arrived at your destination, and your local contacts are meant to be bringing the scientist to meet you at the airport.
Your inventory is as follows:
-A handgun, fully loaded
-A briefcase containing your local contacts' payment
-A plane
-A feeling of being in charge
Your party includes:
-Smee – A United States Special Forces soldier
-Maimen – A United States Special Forces soldier
-Sir? – A United States Special Forces soldier
How do you prepare for their arrival?
>Chill out inside the plane
>Chat with your party
>Wait silently out front, flanked by your party members, with your hands surrounding your belt buckle
Big Guy Webm thread
Post 'em
How did CIA already know who Bane was?
At least you can talk, Huaryu!
Walt disney, i'm WEEB
Dr. Pavlov, I'm D.O.G
uh guys, you need to see this.
http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Dark-Knight-Rises,-The.html
>An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery fire.
> Wiseguy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you?
> We are nothing. We are the dirt beneath your feet. And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask…
>Bane cracks CIA Man's neck and drops him onto the Sergeant
Are we living a lie?
God fucking damn it.
Google Translates: TDKR Plane sequence
CONTINUE…
SHEEV IS BACK
Defending Bane's Honor
> Be playing a Minecraft RPG server
>Notice someone wearing a Bane skin in spawn
>Talk to him in local chat, ask him "You're a big guy"
>He doesn't know what I'm talking about
>Switch to shouting chat "YOU'RE A BIG GUY"
>He gets angry
>Some faggot tells me to stop
>Become entranced in righteous anger
>Can't directly kill him in spawn
>idea.jpg
>Pull out a spawn egg for a boss that I carry around to troll newbies
>The strongest boss in the whole server, 36k health
>Deploy it
>People are trying to kill it but they get fucked, its too strong for the 4 people in spawn
>Run around the group gleefully as they get hunted down by the boss and it's spell
> Shouting "CRASHING THIS SPAWN, WITH NO SHURVIVORSH!"
>Eventually its almost dead, killsteal it at the last second with one of my skills
>Shout "FOR YOU" before teleporting home
So /bane/, when was the last time you defending the sanctity of baneposting?
Drawfag here. Request something, brothers. I'm not accepting anything NSFW and not everything will be colored.
Since fighting like a younger man is considered admirable but mistaken, what do you guys think about fighting like an older man, and what does that entail exactly?
BANE?
Bane Poster Confessions Thread
All big guys and hotheads confess about anything Bane related.
Bane posting irl
Bane or CIA declarations of love
Love of /bane/ and brethren
etc etc etc
I'm honestly impressed that this board is still active.
What are your immediate thoughts upon viewing this image?
Who's the main character of The Plane Scene?
BANEPOSTING IRL
>Be me
>Work nightshift…all i have to do is watch 3 machine working on their own
>One night get bored
>Start baneposting
>"What are you saying ANON?". WTF My boss rarely visit me
>NOTHING I SAID NOTHING
FEELS GOOD MAN.jpg
>OK is everything all right here?
>YES THE PRODUCTION RISES
FEELS LIKE BIG GUY.jpg
CIAmnesiac
Dr. Pavel… who am I?
I made this for you.
"They are not my friends."
When he said that he sounded so sad? Does this mean he has no friends at all? Who are his friends if he had any? Why couldn't he bring them? Did Bane care about the doctor so much he didn't want his friends to die in the crash?
THE ROAD TRIP I JUST FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS SMEE, MY MEN, DOCTOR PAVELHEER, BUTONLEE JUAN, AND YOU!
FIRST ONE TO TALK, GETS TO STAY ON MY CAR!
Baneposter Homeland Project
So I'm seriously considering buying the domain banechan.org and getting a tinychan powered community started there, mainly because pepechan.org is already taken.
If this actually goes through, what would you like to see there? How can we keep it safe the creeping contagious cancer that seemingly lies waiting to strike every new startup community?
BTW, I can't guarantee that I can even get the place started. For now, it's just a pipe dream.
Baneposting will be dead by the end of the year. New Star Wars this year, and the second era of Sheev will begin. /bane/ will be a Sheevposting board. Your son will be Sheevposting. Your daughter will be Sheevposting. Sheev will dominate 8chan.
>Get these PENCIL NECKED sissy boys on board, I'll call itin
why is CIA so mean?
bane and his nice friends didn't deserve to be mocked like that
BFG
Big
Fucking
Guy?
Mussolini,I'm German Fuhrer.
Uh,you don't get to bring the allies
icup 2016 (FUCKING FINALLY)
The cup is back on at 17:30 UTC 09/01/2016
Thread here: >>>/icup/4239
The results and fixtures are:
/a/ 0 - 2 /co/
/cow/ 2 - 3 /hebe/
/v/ 2 - 1 /tv/
/mu/ 2 - 2 /cyber/
/k/ vs /pol/
/tg/ vs /tech/
/pone/ vs /leftypol/
/fit/ vs /baphomet/
STREAM @ HITBOX.TV/ICUP/
==Group Stage tables at http://infinitycup.wikia.com/wiki/Winter_2016_Infinity_Cup
NEW CHON 4U
The fire has been started anew
It is time to crash a different plane, brothers
Migration Happenings
Alright, it looks like /bane/ is active on Next, for better or worse.
I created a thread there to coordinate and what not.
http://beta.8ch.net/bane/thread/103337#103337
Alternatively, I also created a thread on endchan in case /bane/ collectively decides to move there. I haven't claimed the board, at least for the moment, but I will if need be.
http://endchan.xyz/bane/res/42.html
For now, I'll just leave this as a sticky.
I gotta go figure my way around Next some more and look into endchan deeper. I'm not planning on taking any drastic actions without /bane/'s blessing.
Feel free to voice any thoughts, concerns, preferences, or anything else involving the migration. I guess one way or another, this particular place will be gone soon, so it's either Next, or if not, endchan or somewhere else. I don't have to be the BO of it, but I'm fine with doing the job if wanted/needed.
>Wilson: Doctor Pavel, I'm agent Wilson of the CIA.
>Unnamed mercenary guy: We caught him with some others.
>Wilson: You didn't mention any of them. You know I can't just take them all - our deal was only about the doctor.
>Dr. Leonid Pavel: I do not want them to accompany me!
>Merc guy: Worry not, my American friend. I require no payment for any of the additional ones.
>Wilson: I see no reason take them, nevertheless.
>Mercenary guy: You might be interested to know that we caught them in the act of attempting to grab your dear doctor, and know this…
>Mercenary guy: They work for Bane.
>Wilson: THE MERCENARY… THE MASKETTA MAN?
>Mercenary guy: Yeah.
The homossexual plane scene
Doctor Pavel, im Gay
Look at the picture.
Is Bane just a giant eye with legs and arms? How else could he foresee his ridiculous aerial stunt going perfectly unless he was in fact, a giant human eye?
Or did Masketta Man correct CIA and the real eye is lurking somewhere all along?
Where is this "Big Eye" CIA mistook Bane for?
TELL ME ABOUT KYLO. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
When was the last time you watched the dark knight rises?
Whose side are you on?
#TeamCIA vs #TeamBane
CHALLENGE:
>Get a drink and fill your mouth with it to the point where your cheeks are as stretched out as they can go
>Put on the plane scene
>Tell me how long you lasted before spitting the drink out all over your keyboard
SPOILER ALERT
Why was banes death so shit? I mean why the fuck did he get shot by a cannon right out of no where by a strong independent wiminz? Don't you think bane should've got a better death scene?
"Was getting cod part of your plan?"
What was CIA talking about? Is Bane a fisherman?
kek
NO! This Cant be Happening!
Im in Charge here!
If I take off your cover, will you die?
I decided to watch this interview with Norm MacDonald on a whim. Look at what he's wearing. Was he initiated?
Tell me about the White Gloves, why do they wear the masks!
ITT: Share your favorite /bane/ OC.
Somebody get this Hothead outta here!
Bernie Sanders?
I'm Donald Trump
They work for the Mercer
I think this guy is the meme wizard of 8chan.
Hi /bane/. I've felt like a big guy lately. I've definitely gotten a lot bigger, as time went on, even when the world was trying to make me small again. And yet, I don't know if the fire really rises. I don't want to be in the wreckage when the plane crashes with no shurvivorsh, but I don't know how to avoid this when I don't even know the next step of my masterplan. I just found out a friend of mine has expected me to in the wreckage, though, after I thought she supported me. Now I don't know whether she's a hothead or not.
What do I do, /bane/? What should be the next step of my masterplan?
Im drunk. It'd make my night if you would TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
GRAND THEFT PLANE - Part One
Hi /bane/
I'm planning to do an small project in which i will need your help this time.
My objetive is to edit the main.scm archive from GTA San Andreas in order to make a new history based in your favorite characters.
I place this game during the events of The Dark Knight Rises.
The first level will have CIA falling from the plane with a parachute and then you will have to avoid any of the Bane henchmen.
But before i can do anything, i need you to share any ideas for the levels or the story.
Maybe an special level after you complete the story mode.
Anyway, i hope this gets noticed.
Do you like Christopher Nolan?
You're a hot guy
Was getting hot part of your plan?
==THE FIRE RISES== AGAIN
PREPARE YOUR ANUS' BROTHERS!
Ukraine, I'm Russian President
>he brought friends
>This bomb is out, this bomb is movah, and the identity of the tigerman is a mistery.
Who is Tigerman? Is he like Batman?
Need advice brothers.
I'm going to enter some kickboxing competition this spring. I ordered a tailor made suit but haven't decided what name to put on it. I figure baneposting is the only option.
Here are what I came up with so far.
>Masketta
>ZS-NVB (kind of a bad omen though)
>CIA
>Big Guy 4U
>2Big4U
>Bane?
Pic related: the text will appear on the right leg, vertically, red on black. Leftmost trousers are pretty much the ones.
Anyone else notice how Bane has his own power stance? pic related
/bane/?
Hello, it's done. Thank you for your patience anon.
>Requirements
Anything that's better than Pentium Dual Core.
Since the majority of users have 4 cored systems i don't think there should be problems.
>How much traffic does it needs?
17 MB
>Why does it slows downs like a hothead some times?
Web-development games and Gdevelop isn't made for this kind of games.
I wish i was using native platform.
Sorry for such short game with OK quality.
Goodluck with migration and happy new year.
>gdevelop rant (useful for agd)
actually good shit at first - open source copy of Construct 2
after i started building the main fight the browser started to freeze a little at some places
three things were doing this
resizeable border, blue planes trajectory and object creation/delection
i don't know why, but gdevelop is fucking dying if you start deleting and creating objects in real time
moral of the story: web games - never again
Owl CIAty- Firerise
You cannot believe big guys
They are always telling lies
Post on /tv/, the mod's asleep.
My plane soaring through the air
Extreme pain no one could bear
You'd think me small
But I'd pull his mask off, so there
I'd like to make myself believe
That I am the one in charge
Can't theorize why they'd grab my prize, or why I'd want these creeps
'Cause Baneposting is never as it seems.
'Cause I'd shoot a thousand thugs
Or ten thousand hired guns
As they display their loyalty
Shoot one of them in the head
Throw him out of plane, dead
The hothead mods, they will not delete my thread
(Thread, thread…)
I'd like to make myself believe
That I am the one in charge
Can't theorize why they'd grab my prize, or why I'd want these creeps
'Cause Baneposting is never as it seems…
(Why I'd want these creeps…)
The plan door's open just a crack
(Get this hothead out of here)
See, the wind blows against my back
(Get this hothead out of here)
Why do I tire of what I seek
(Get this hothead out of here)
Feather in my cap, my world's extremely bleak
(For you)
Gonna' make the fire rise
It's weird cause I like big guys
I got misty eyes as he said "For you"
(Said "for you")
But I'll know, Pavel, where you are
When I see Masketta's car
'Cause he told me "Aye", I like the flight plan so far
(Far, far far…)
I'd like to make myself believe
That I am the one in charge
Can't theorize why they'd grab my prize, or why I'd want these creeps
'Cause Baneposting is never as it seems.
(Why I'd want these creeps…)
I'd like to make myself believe
That I am the one in charge
Can't theorize why they'd grab my prize, or why I'd want these creeps
Because my plan is crashing, so it seems…
…
Well? Does it need any workshopping, /bane/? It's supposed to detail CIA's initial refusal to be not in charge, but also his gradual acceptance that Bane is the bigger guy, and that all planes will eventually crash with no survivors.
For theme and reference: https://play.google.com/music/preview/T3qsobwhsrsbut3f3i4dthvsmfi?lyrics=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=lyrics&pcampaignid=kp-lyrics and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4
B Major?
?
Sir
>Sir, I noticed you were swerving a little back there, are you okay
>yeah im fine offizer
>I also smell the odor of alcohol, I'm gonna perform a field sobriety test on you to make sure you are not driving under the influence
>aw shit whats the test officer
>You have to recite the script of the Plane Scene from the Dark Knight Rises with no errors
Dr.Pavel, I'm CASH
Was he initiated?
Which was your favorite?
Metal Bane
Metal Bane 2: Solid CIA
Metal Bane Solid1/Twin CIAs
Metal Bane Solid 2: Sons of Lotta Loyalty
Metal Bane Solid 3: Pavel Eater
Metal Bane Solid: Planeable Ops
Metal Bane Solid 4: Hired Guns of the Mercenary
Metal Bane Solid: Peace Crasher
Metal Bane Solid V: Fire Rises/The Phantom Bane
You're a hot guy.
Shitpost generator
Not mine, from 4chan. I was wondering if someone would be able to modify this with the 8chan / vichan api, and then run it on /bane/.
I made a rudimentary shitpost generator using Markov chains. Sometimes it says funny things. Forgive me if this has been done before.
https://github.com/eon8ight/shitpost-learner
It trains a Markov chain using all posts on a given board, and generates posts that roughly sound like a shitpost tailored to that board.
I know nothing about AI so it's extremely simple.
Here's what it says after training it on /g/:
>JUST AN SOCIAL EXPERIMENT Freetard intelligence, everybody
>And even 65 fps at 120/144hz looks and feels more lightweight But it is better than 8
>I don't know how to tell them their websites aren't real
>For God's sake do some simulations of different things in computer science is technology, so is photography fuck off back to pol please Mom I posted this question on the desk /10 I only have one from each column by using the Internet
If anyone knows anything about machine learning and knows how to make it generate better shitposts, feel free to branch it.
Dr. Little sister I am Fontaine Futuristics
Un uduu stulun frum /r9k/; UTT wu ruplucu ull vuwuls wuth thu luttur "U"
Let's come up with baneposting filters for the upcoming election
>Donald Trump = Bane
>Hilary Clintion = Masketta Man
>Jeb Bush = Dr. Pavel
>Bernie Sanders = CIA
>Winning the election = Crashing this plane
>Winning the R/D nomination = Becoming a big guy
Hothead is a hothead in all areas of his life, get him out of here (our world)
Crossposting from /pol/
>Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States?
>He is Jewish, from a family that is "not strictly religious"
>His parents were among the founders of the Progressive Jewish Alliance.
>The Progressive Jewish Alliance (PJA)…sought to assert a Jewish interest in the campaigns for social justice in Southern California. The PJA stated goals are social justice, judicial reform, and improved working conditions.
>His mother, Jane Gordon, ran for the United States Congress in California during the 1970s for the Peace and Freedom Party
>The Peace and Freedom Party (PFP) is a nationally organized left-wing political party, with affiliates in more than a dozen American states
>Gordon-Levitt's maternal grandfather, Michael Gordon, was a Hollywood film director between the 1940s and 1970s
>Michael Gordon was a member of the Group Theatre (1935–1940), and was blacklisted as a Communist in the McCarthy era.
Is your head cool even in the boiling sea oven of politics brothers?
SMARTMAN PAVEL, ME CIA
CIA Noir
Any of you Brothers seen this? A truly magical video.
Official New Years Resolutions thread
1. Become a Big Guy (for you)
2. Bring friends
Is it Bane mask or is it two people talking?
>2016 NEW YEARS MORNING
>WAKE UP
>SEE THE FIRE IS RISING
FUCK YEAH
Coming soon
sneak preview at a project I'm working on for all the big guys.
Save The Posts
SECOND NEXT MIGRATION INCOMING TODAY OR TOMORROW
A SECOND IMPORT ISN'T BEING DONE.
S A V E T H E T H R E A D S
>Dr. Pavel, I'm Sea Eye 8!
What is this sea eye thing he speaks about? Why is he the eighth of it? Is he a sailor? He wears blue, and later on he's speaking about the Aegean Sea, so it makes sense for me.
But what the hell are they doing in a landlocked country?
SEAL: CIA Actual, package is secure. Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. We're here to exfil you.
Last night I was dreaming my usual stream-of-consciousness nonsense when out of nowhere, I heard it.
"I'm CIA".
What level Baneposter does this make me when Aiden is now in my dreams? I'm actually looking forward to dreaming the rest of the plane scene, even if I'm in the wreckage.
>Be in airplane
>just about to land
>voice intercom goes off above me
"Please fasten your seatbelts as we reach landing destination. Make sure everything is out of the seatpockets and back in your bags. Thank you."
>start putting away my laptop and earbuds
>have everything in backpack when suddenly I see what looks like a disc in the pocket of the seat beside me
>"That's odd…" I think to myself
>No no one else had sat by me through the whole flight
>I reach into the pocket and take it out
>It's blank and has scratches all over it
>look around behind me to see if anyone else had accidentally put their stuff in here
>Nope. Just me
>put the disc into my backpack and wait gently for the plane to land
TRAITOR?
Hello /bane/,
what kind of plane did CIA have?
What have you baned recently?
You fight like a younger man, nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken.
Lecter?
Here we go.
DOCTOR
Which ones of CIA's movies are worth watching?
Dr Pavel I'm refugee
Inspirational Bane thread.
I just realized something scary /bane/
>CIA is not a profession, it's actually a name.
>That means he did not actually work for CIA
>He actually worked for FBI instead of CIA.
>Hotheads are coming in Bane to declare Baneposting dead just like shills on /v/ are coming to advertise shitty games.
>Shills on /v/ are hired by corporations
>They are hired guns
>That means that hotheads could also be hired guns
Does that mean that it's all a big plan by the hotheaded FBI to cover their mistakes? Discuss.
Mary Sues in The Plane Scene
Plane Scene Characters Mary Sue Test.
Pic related is my results for CIA. Now let's see yours with other characters and CIA as well (since we all view them differently).
Merry Christmas, big guys.
On the first day of Banemas the masketta man gave to me
Dr.Paval in a SUV.
Is Santa a hothead?
ORTHODOX BANEPOSTING THREAD
Orthodox baneposting only.
This is the thread where it's okay to just quote the movie, just to shitpost, without trying to put a new edge or twist on anything.
Just a thread to be the outlet for all your needs to just say stuff like WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL? WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN? HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD?
TELL ME ABOUT PLANE? WHY DIDN'T IT FLY SO GOOD?
Let's try to keep it 100% Nolan. Edits are welcome as long as they have to do only with characters and things from the movie.
/bane/ is going through confusing times right now so let's see if we can just remind ourselves what brought us to baneposting in the first place.
A back to basics thread, for you.
Let the Banes begin.
TELL ME ABOUT KYLO REN
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
Listing every line of dialouge in the place scene in reverse alphabetical order
If we mess up, we start over.
I'll go first.
You're a big guy.
What is that thing hanging out of CIA's jacket?
The wine for the mercenary. The mosketto man.
Lost my bane folder, post big guys.
Seems like a missed opportunity.
/bane/'s Skyrim GECK Mod
Alright, /bane/, here we are. I am going to make a whole world for Bane Lore in Skyrim's GECK.
Now, I want YOU to decide what it's called. It has to be lore-friendly sounding and also very initiated.
You also need to give me tips on what the world needs to be/look like and maybe even make up some maps for reference.
I'll be back when you're back.
It's Aidan Gillen here.
My God, I can't stand hate you people and your "big guy" joke or whatever.
Can't you see that you've ruined my career and so no one takes me seriously?
It's depressing, honestly.
And every morning when I wake up to go do my job, all anyone can say to me is "Hey have you heard about that internet meme surrounding you?"
Who /banewars/ here?
Bane Star dropping off some fresh new OC.
If anyone feels compelled to make this into a video with the actual trailer, I would love it! I suck at video editing.
https://soundcloud.com/caleb-pearl/bane-wars-official-trailer
Since you been gone
Thank God /bane/ is back on, I was starting to go crazy
>shitposted shemales all over halfchan and got 3 different bans
>Ayyy
What did everyone else do during the darkness?
Migrated?
GEE, HE DIDN'T FLY TOO SWELL
Draw the opening shot of Nolan's masterpiece from memory without a reference, post results
Hotwheels fix your shit bro
The Baneposting Wikia is up
Come one, come all, and let's make the fire rise together!
The intent of the wiki is to collect the wisdom of all the world's Banescholars in one spot.
The wiki only has two rules. The first one is to not be a hothead. This should come naturally to all Brothers here.
The second rule is that all theories are equal. What this means is that any interpretation you might have of the plane scene, no matter how wild, it's always welcome in the wiki. Maybe you think Dr. Pavel is secretly Ittin in disguise. Maybe you think Juan's haircut held the secret to why plane crash investigators only examined blood instead of dental records.
Maybe you think Smee's name is actually spelled Schbvmié. Go ahead, put it in his page's "Also known as" section!
The point is, the wiki is a forum for all of you to collect your favorite content and ideas in one spot. Go ahead and make a new page for your theory, a screencap of your favorite thread, or any and all other Banelore, and add it to this category:
http://bane.wikia.com/wiki/Category:OC
Welcome, and let us all enbiggen each other.
>that episode where Bane goes on holiday and leaves Dr. Pavel in charge instead of CIA
>that episode where bane puts too much lighter fluid on the BBQ during the welcome party
>that episode where Dr. Pavel's brother gets married and Bane and CIA eat the cake
>that episode where CIA has his boss come for dinner, burns it, and orders another meal from KFC and passes it off as his own
>that episode where Masketta dresses up and pretends to be CIA's wife in order to impress boss
It's official: Today I submitted the topic for my bachelor's thesis. I'm gonna be using HTML5 to program a 2D action game where you pilot a plane and crash other aircraft.
In a little more than half a year, I'm going to receive a degree in baneposting.
/bane/? /bane/ are you still there? /bane/?! Please respond! /bane/?! WE NEED YOU! DON'T CRASH DIE ON ME!
CUCK?
IN THE NAME OF BANE!
Nolans Brother Wanted For Murder
he's a big guy
A short story of a man named CIA
Mosquito Man aka Mansquito
I just saw the trailer of a big movie: Mosquito Man. In the movie they are researching a disease called the "Gillen virus", when a big guy they were using for testing breaks out and becomes the Mosquito Man. Could this be the missing Mosquito Man backstory?
I tried.
Take One
Tell me about Dio, why does he wear the mask?
A Big Birthday
Baneposting's Biggest Birthday
Within a week, baneposting turns 4 years old. December 12th is our most holy of days, the anniversary of the day that Nolan's masterpiece was first revealed to us, being also the same day that the first brother was taken by the fire and baneposted for the first time.
/bane/ is merely a reflection of Nolan's genius, a tribute to his greatest work. It matters not whether the flame waxes or wanes here, because the fires of baneposting shall rise eternal, within the hearts of all big guys, large or small, wherever they may post.
Let us all celebrate this landmark occasion by saluting this biggest of birthdays, in the traditional baneposting manner.
Everybody post:
4U
just leaving this photo here..
Bane Runner
>I've seen big guys you wouldn't believe.
>Attack ships crashing with no survivors.
>I watched hotheads glitter in the dark near the gates of the pit.
>All these moments will be lost in time, like muffled words spoken through a mask.
>Time to die.
Scorch Trials Directors Cut
only the scenes with CIA
Lately, small guys have been spreading disinformation along the lines of "Even if you're a small guy on the outside, you can still be a big guy on the inside" or "It's all relative. You may be a small guy to some people, but you're still a big guy to others." I would like to say, right now, that that is all a lie. There are guys who are objectively big, and guys who are objectively small. That's it. None of this "It's on the inside what counts!" nonsense.
As for the "It's all relative" angle, that is also a lie. Even if a guy, who is objectively big, comes into contact with a guy who is even bigger than he is, he is still a big guy. Same goes for small guys, and even smaller guys. Relativity means nothing. Get that through your think skulls.
I know, for those of you who are small guys, that it can be hard to accept the fact that you're naturally inferior, but deluding yourself into thinking that you're big guys only makes things worse for everyone. Especially Bravo Nolan. Just accept the fact that you are small, and move on with you're life.
GoogleMind baneposts
Thought you might want to see some of our progress. Our memetic magicks are intensifying.
Calling all hotheads
ITT We write The Declaration of Bane in honor of Bane's fourth birthday, which will then be posted on multiple boards.
I'll start
Doctor
100000 FOR BANEMAS
/bane/ OFFICIAL NONSTOP FIRE RAISING THREAD FINAL THREAD
BANEMAS EVE EDITION
LET'S HIT 100000 FOR BANEMAS
BANEPOST AS HARD AS YOU CAN, I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT
UUUU
What if the plane scene was a shojo manga?
Stay tuned for more…
TRUMP?
Nothing! I know nothing!
GOOD EVENING /BANE/. YOU SAID YOU WOULD SAVE ME. YOU NEVER DID AND NOW THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BECOME.
I AM THE DEMON JUSFUX AND I'VE COME TO DESTROY THIS BOARD.
ONLY TRIPS CAN STOP ME.
AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING ALIMONY EITHER BECAUSE THAT WON'T WORK. I AM IMMUNE TO THE HORRORS OF ALIMONY.
What the fuck are you doing with your fucking lives? Not only you're still doing the same shitty meme for over THREE FUCKING YEARS, and now you're celebrating FOUR? What's these to celebrate? The wasted FOUR YEARS OF SPOUTING A SHITTY MEME THAT SHOULD'VE DIED IN A MONTH! The wasted FOUR YEARS YOU COULD'VE BEEN DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE! FOUR FUCKING WASTED YEARS! I would've said that you faggots should get girlfriends, but obviously that won't happen after FOUR FUCKING YEARS FOUR FUCKING YEARS FOUR FUCKING YEARS FOUR FUCKIMG YEARS GO KILL YOURSELVES ALREADY SHUT UP ALREADY KILL THIS SHITTY MEME ALREADY KILL YOURSELVES
3
YEARS
Just ate lunch here, have I lost all my /bane/ cred?
100000 for Banemas
/bane/ OFFICIAL NONSTOP FIRE RAISING THREAD #5
1070 POSTS STILL TO GO
LET'S HIT 100000 BEFORE BANEMAS
BANEPOST AS HARD AS YOU CAN, I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT
UUUU
Official Skoarch Trials Discussion Thread
Who actually went to see this just to support CIAs career? I did. I literally knew nothing of the franchise.
All the parts with CIA were great. In his first scene the lighting almost makes it seem like he's wearing his iconic outfit. You feel like standing up and clapping. His accent is all over though.
The parts with the kids were kind of boring.
I was so glad to see CIA show up in the end. He shoots someone and takes off in a plane. Talk about a missed baneposting opportunity.
It's time to post some Bane! Let's get the fire risen to 100000 posts before Crashmas! GO!
>00:08
>Lady Sansa, I'm Small Council
>00:37
>CIA
>01:07
>"I'm here… for you."
>02:01
>Blowing bridges
>02:21
>Xavier transforming into Bane?
Lotta loyalty for a hired Horseman, Magneto!
Bane?
On the first day of Banemas Masketta gave to me…
Brainstorming Session
Alright, management says our next movie needs to appeal to one group:
the /bane/ demographic
What ideas does everyone have?
>post yfw Sheev gets the GET
Post the dankest CIA in your collection.
100000 for Banemas
/bane/ OFFICIAL NONSTOP FIRE RAISING THREAD #4U
HOTPOCKET EDITION
LET'S HIT 100000 BEFORE BANEMAS
BANEPOST AS HARD AS YOU CAN, I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT
UUUU
Hey /bane/ I have to write a paper on internet cultures for my sociology class and I feel like this would be a good place to start. Tell me about yourself
Aidan Gillen: 'I hate fame – but I'd miss it too'
>Aidan Gillen is perched on an oversized sofa, head-to-toe in black save for brown boots and the two splashes of silver among his short dark curls. His face is pointedly handsome. The definitive word on his unblinking gaze comes in his best film, The Low Down, in which his co-star tells him: “You’ve got, um, quite starey eyes, haven’t you?”
>Now and then, he’ll turn up in something glossy – The Dark Knight Rises, or the latest Maze Runner film. But you would need to go all the way back to Channel 4’s Queer as Folk in 1999 to find him fully in the spotlight. That’s how he likes it: “If you can walk into a room where there are 20 people who don’t know what to expect from you, then you can pretend better.”
>He has no compunction about being bells-and-whistles bonkers when it suits him: he was at his most inspired as a hammer-wielding cop-killer in the Jason Statham thriller Blitz. To prepare for that part, he made apocalyptic videos and tried to buy a hammer while in costume and in character. “They wouldn’t sell me one,” he says proudly. “That’s when I knew it was working.”
http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2015/dec/09/aidan-gillen-i-hate-fame-but-id-miss-it-too
SEE EYE AYY
Of courshe!
Jabhat Al-Nusra Claims Full Control Over Banes as the Syrian Army Enters Al-Zorba in Southern Aleppo
Full Control
Control
Over
BANEs
/bane/ OFFICIAL NONSTOP FIRE RAISING THREAD #3
LET'S HIT 100000 BEFORE BANEMAS
BANEPOST AS HARD AS YOU CAN, I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT
UUUU
>You're a big eye
all that matters is our plan
Can we consider the recent downing of the Russian fighter by the Turks a ``crash with no survivors"? Reports are that the pilots bailed out but were killed by ground forces as they parachuted.
At any rate, it's good to know that we have initiates in the highest political echelons, pic related.
Nothing!
I said "Nothing!"
I said "Nothing! I said Nothing!"
I said "Nothing! I said nothing! I said nothing! I said nothing!"
/bane/ OFFICIAL NONSTOP FIRE RAISING THREAD #2
LET'S HIT 100000 BEFORE BANEMAS
BANEPOST AS HARD AS YOU CAN, I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT
UUUU
Santa?
BOYS! MMMM, Dr. Pavel meets CIA, I love it!
Board poster nickname
So just a little offtopic meta question, do /bane/posters and /tv/ have a nickname or is just /bane/posting big guys?
cos there's the
/v/irgins
/pol/lacks
/cow/boys
/sp/artans
think /bane/guys would work?
Pain?
Uh…you don't get to keep playing.
>mfw I realize that the NSA has undoubtedly examined this board and maybe the CIA too. The keywords are all here.
I love you, big guys.