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Animation thread Part 6

We are drawing/tracing every 6th frame from the plane scene to make an animated version. This set of frames will cover from the 2:00 mark ("No one cared who I was…") to about 2:15 ("For you.") of the plane scene.

How can I participate?

1) Find a frame that you would like to draw, e.g. frame 1944.

2) Search the thread to see if anyone has claimed that frame already ("ctrl-f #1944").

3) If it is not claimed yet, post in the thread to reserve it by writing, e.g. "I claim #1944" - make sure to include the pound sign ("#") so that everyone else can ctrl-f and know that it's claimed!

4) Once you have drawn the frame, upload it to the thread and/or website (preferably both), and post in the thread that it is complete: "I have finished @1944". Again, including the @-symbol is important so we can track which ones have been completed.

5) Make absolutely sure you claim and post completion of your drawn frames - if you upload to the website or thread without noting it, someone else will probably grab your prize.

Guidelines for drawings

1) Colour - All frames must be in greyscale. If you post a coloured image it will be converted to greyscale in the final video.

2) Shading - do your best to match the shading in the original frame. If you are doing a line drawing, at least set the background to not be pure white (pick a grey that sort of matches the video) as this will otherwise cause a flickering effect.

3) Quality - you don't have to be an expert to join. Tracings are 100% accepted and approved! Please just make sure that the drawing shows a reasonable mirroring of the actual position of characters/objects in the real frame.

Photo-manipulations: applying a filter, 'cartoonifying' the original frame, etc. will generally not be accepted - it is meant to be a drawing project. However in some cases if everyone likes it we will get it on board (e.g. in the old thread somebody did a DOOM photoshop).

A list of frames is available at the website (becquerel.sdf.org) and I will be posting them ITT as well.

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Plane scene

>go to /bane/

>want to watch plane scene

>nothing! I found nothing!

Well congratulations! You got yourself the plane scene. Now post every time in this thread when you watch it.

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perpetual meta thread

Dr. Pavel, I'm nBo

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Textual Baneposting With Neural Networks (2019)

https://talktotransformer.com/

R: 422 / I: 54 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

It's that time again, /bane/. You know the rules: recite the plane scene one line at a time. If someone quotes a line out of order or repeated, we start over. Let's go.

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

WTF Nolan???

seriously how the FUCK did Nolan figure that this would be tasteful?

R: 20 / I: 4 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Dr. Bottles, I'm Banjo

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Bane the wise?

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Dr. Pavel, I'm no nationalist

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I made this thread few years back, but lets try it again: The Big Guy rating for movies.

The movie gets points depending on how many parallers it has to the TDKR. Be generous and rather give points than refrain from handing em out. For example helicopter scenes could do as plane scenes but give half points or so.

+20pts Theres a Big Guy

+10pts Theres a masked man

+5pts "For you" -line.

+5pts "You have no power over me" -line

+10pts Extreme pain is mentioned

+10pts People get captured as part of a plan

+5pts Heroic sacrifice (like Wreckage Brother)

+10pts Theres a plane scene

>+5pts Flight plan is mentioned

>+5pts The plane gets hijacked

>+5pts The plane crashes

>+10pts With no survivors

+10pts Mercenaries are involved

>+5pts Theyre referred as 'hired guns'

>+5 Theyre quite loyal

>+5 they work or end up working for no charge

+10 pts CIA is involved

>5pts CIA is after a scientist

>5pts CIA is in charge of the operation (at first)

+10pts Theres a hothead (literal or otherwise)

>+5 He gets taken out (kinocked out or removed from the premises)

200/200

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Tell me about the prisoner! Why does he wear the iron mask?

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2019 Summer Infinity Cup

GREETINGS /bane/

The Infinity Cup is returning once again, and 8chan's boards will be fighting it out on the pitch to claim divegrass supremacy. As a board that has participated in the Cup at one point or another in its history, you are invited to the reveal stream for 2019 Summer edition of the Cup. On Saturday June 22nd, at 3 PM EDT/7 PM UTC, on cytu.be/r/8cup I'll be giving you guys an early look at the Cup's 5th edition, which will include revamped aesthetics, team stadiums and other quality of life improvements I've figured out how to do in PES 17. Hopefully this will get anons back on board with the Cup, considering it has struggled mightily since its 2nd incarnation.

So how is it going to go down? I'll be staging a couple of exhibition matches between teams using their rosters from the last Cup, and we'll shitpost our merry way through the stream. Once the stream ends, entries will be open for the Cup, and boards can start putting together/editing their rosters and kits. Entries will close in early July, the field will be determined, and the Group Draw will take place approximately a week before the Cup kicks off in August. I'm also hoping to possibly introduce managers for the Cup, although I'm still working out the details to keep this from devolving into a namefag dick measuring contest. I hope you all will tune in, and in case you aren't caught up on your board's history, I've provided some links below to get you caught up:

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//bane/

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//bane//Roster

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//bane//Stats

>>>/8cup/3041

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Wonder Trade Baneposting

I have been catching Numels and nicknaming them to "Numie Nolan!" and I have been putting them on wonder trade

I need other pokemon I can banepost with

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Was the Iron Chancellor the OG Big Guy?

>6'3" tall

>wore a ~mask~ big mustache

>had a master plan (to unite Germany)

>manipulated a small guy (Napoleon III - 5'4" tall) who thought he was in charge of European affairs

>edited the Ems Dispatch to rise the fire (both among the German and French population)

We should do a historical investigation to check if the Plane Scene dialogue wasn't present during the surrender and capture of Napoleon III at Sedan. I wouldn't be surprised.

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World's Largest Airplane Mothballed

>https://www.engadget.com/2019/05/31/paul-allen-stratolaunch-shutdown-report/

He didn't fly so good…

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Its time... for saying goodbye

I'm sorry big guys… but… this meme… has finally crashed. Its over. The fire has ceased. Its time to say goodbye. It was fun at times, but worse most of the time… There were good times and bad times. We made some memes, crashed some planes, fought a lot, raised some fires, but at some point it had to end. Goodbye /bane/. We crashed with no survivors…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNfHU748SYQ

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kotchan.org

Want to spam 8chan? Download the bot source code: https://paste.ee/p/EGqmm it requires beautifulsoup4. Customize config.ini, boards.txt and proxies.txt to your liking. Proxies must be in http:// format with a seperate proxie on each line. Come wayward shitposters!

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kotchan.org

Want to spam 8chan? Download the bot source code: https://paste.ee/p/EGqmm it requires beautifulsoup4. Customize config.ini, boards.txt and proxies.txt to your liking. Proxies must be in http:// format with a seperate proxie on each line. Spam /b/ as a test!

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Someone get this hothead out of here.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

You're a really, REALLY big guy…

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Well congratulations, you got yourself an airport!

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

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Terry Davis, I'm CIA.

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Dr. Pavel, I'm POTUS

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Dr. Pavel im holeguy

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Spamming 8chan for fun and profit.

8chan has gone down the shitter, Join me in spamming it to death. First download the spambot folder from this URL as a zip: https://mega.nz/#F!PzJQzaIb!ub3h5PtESfvM1hI1YELuNg open it and edit the config file to change the "directory" under [file upload] to wherever you keep your shitposting images. Use pip to install beautiful soup, then run program.py. It will open up a captcha in your browser and ask you to solve it, solve it and run! If your proxies in proxies.txt start getting banned or stop working, get more from this site: https://www.proxyscrape.com/free-proxy-list (just grab a bunch of http proxies and format them like they are in proxies.txt) or use proxyscraper. If its too slow for you, open up a bunch of instances and run them all at the same time. Do not be discouraged by cloudfare messages, they will only slow you down temporarily, especially if you are running multiple instances. Have fun! 14

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Well I'm Dick DeGuerin.

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Tell me about Karen! Why does she wear the mask?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Or perhaps he's like gonna throw you out of a plane

Sir, I'm quirky.

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Will Die-Hardman die if you pull of his mask?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

"Nothing! I said nothing!"

Why did Dr. Pavel deliver such a barefaced lie?

Did he seriously expect Bane to buy it when Bane was already around for his little "They are not my friends" line just a couple of minutes earlier?

Or is he afflicted with pathological lying?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

It's been a while since I've been here

There used to be some animated series thing in development, a megathread with all the Bane videos archived and a bunch of oc.

So how exactly is the fire? Is it still rising?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Bane origins?

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Dr Pavel, I'm VIA

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Why was the CIA interested in a nuclear physicist anyway?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Ned Stark, I'm Littlefinger

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Colonel Flag CIA

>Start watching M*A*S*H*

>Notice that whenever Colonel Flag appears he does the power stance.

How deep does this CIA go?

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welcome back to kek or cringe with bane

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

You're a small guy.

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First one to roll >400 gets to stay in my thread

Dice rollRolled 82, 75, 29, 81, 86 = 353 (5d100)

5 dice, 100 sides, you hotheads.

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>tfw when somebody bumped every thread on the board

CRASHING MY NERVE CENTER

WITH NO SURVIVORS

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Bravo Nolan's next masterpiece

Christopher Nolan's New Film Reveals Cast and Title

It's called 'Tenet' — let the speculation begin.

>Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Kenneth Branagh and Michael Caine have joined the cast of Christopher Nolan’s latest movie, Warner Bros. said Wednesday.

>Dimple Kapadia and Clémence Poésy, the French actress who may be best known to American audiences for playing Fleur Delacour in the Harry Potter movies, have also joined the production, whose title has been revealed as Tenet.

>John David Washington is leading the international cast that also includes Robert Pattinson and Elizabeth Debicki. Tenet is described as an action epic evolving from the world of international espionage.

>Tenet is being filmed in seven countries, using a mix of Imax and 70mm film. Nolan and Emma Thomas are producing while Thomas Hayslip is serving as executive producer.

>The below-the line team includes director of photography Hoyte van Hoytema, production designer Nathan Crowley, editor Jennifer Lame, costume designer Jeffrey Kurland, and visual effects supervisor Andrew Jackson. The score is being composed by Ludwig Göransson.

>Tenet has a release date of July 17, 2020.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/christopher-nolans-new-film-reveals-cast-title-1212931

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DЯ. Pavel, I'm USSR.

R: 33 / I: 10 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

What did he mean by this?

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Let's see how much of a banescholar you are. what do you make of this scene?

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The average American hasn’t made a new friend in 5 years

Forty-five percent of adults say they find it difficult to make new friends, according to new research.

A new study into the social dynamics of 2,000 Americans revealed that the average American hasn’t made a new friend in five years.

In fact, it seems for many that popularity hits its peak at age 23, and for 36 percent, it peaks even before age 21.

The study, conducted by OnePoll in conjunction with Evite, uncovered that one of the reasons 42 percent of adults struggle to make friends is due to introversion or shyness (((pussifacation and cuckdom))).

And the challenge is not just in breaking out of their shell but also breaking into new social situations and circles.

The majority of respondents cite friendship-making barriers that include aversion to the bar scene where most people choose to socialize, or the feeling that everyone’s friendship groups have already formed.

And how many friends do adults actually have? Turns out, 16. The average American has three friends for life, five people they really like and would hang out with one-on-one, and eight people they like but don’t spend time with one-on-one or seek out.

Most people have remained close with friends they met when they were younger. Nearly half of those surveyed have stayed friends with peers from high school, and a further 31 percent with peers from college.

Kicking it even more old-school, three in 10 Americans say they have made lasting connections with people they met in their childhood neighborhood.

However, 82 percent of those studied feel like lasting friendships are hard to find. The number one cause of lost friendships is moving away, with 63 percent revealing this to be a reason they’ve fallen out of touch with a former friend.

https://nypost.com/2019/05/09/why-the-average-american-hasnt-made-a-new-friend-in-5-years/

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When King's Landing is ashes… you have my permission to die.

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Dr. Pavel, I didn't… I wasn't… I amn't

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Dr Pavel? Im Billy Joel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpnN7HXlbJ4&

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I'M IN CHARGE

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I am CIA!

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TDKR character tier list

https://tiermaker.com/categories/tv-and-movies/tdkr-and-expanded-universe-characters-ranking-35160

So I made this cause I was bored. Weird choices for characters since the Plane Scene itself doesn't have that many MC's so I took the rest from the post-credits scene. You can rank them yourself.

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THE FIRE ?????

R: 6 / I: 5 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

What did CIA mean by this?

R: 20 / I: 6 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

The era of baneposting is over. Jokerposting's time is now.

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

bane?

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

you're a big show

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever…

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Chocolate bane

Found it on /tv/

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>hothead little girl yells and crashes coolhead and his army with no survivors in one hit

Who wrote this crap?

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How to we bring bane back to its former glory days? I feel most people have lost interest. Anyone with a plan?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Dr. Anon, I'm FBI!

So if he's real does this mean that somewhere there is a real Bane, too?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

What did she mean by this?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

I'm in charge here!

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.

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The League of Shadows is on the move… The next target… Paragon City.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

>"seeing the wreckage it's clear there were no survivors"

>fire clearly started

>they were all expected in the wreckage

What did they mean by this?

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Baneposting in media

Post examples of baneposting in tv, games, etc.

“You will have permission to try… and defeat me!”

“That was extremely painful…”

“I'm a necessary evil… which I suppose is better than an unnecessary evil.”

“No one cared who I was until I learned to do this!”

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The fifth fightera man

Tell me about Gohan, why does he wear the mask?

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and you must be a big guy

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The fire rises

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>Whoa whoa, you're telling me that Pavel thing was TODAY?

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She didn't fly so good!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR3oqr1yx38

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HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

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Tell me about Jared! Why does he wear the mask?

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If CIA was a woman.

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Programming Thread

ITT we become a ragtag group of big guys and use whatever questionable code/markup skills we have picked up/forgotten over the years to express planes, hotheads, and other men of great size in computer language form, and also help each other make the most perfect or ridiculous ones we can manage. Code funposting and/or showing off is encouraged.

var who_iWas:String = "Bane";
var maskOn:Boolean = false;
var noOne_cares:Boolean = true;
var dateNow:Date = new Date();
var currentYear:int = dateNow.getFullYear();

if currentYear >= 2012 {
maskOn = true;
}
else {
maskOn = false;
}

if maskOn = true {
noOne_cares = false'
}
else {
noOne_cares = true;
}

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Dr. Pavel, I'm GNA.

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Twitter removes Trump’s video featuring music from The Dark Knight for copyright infringement

Trump?

https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2019/4/10/18303841/trump-twitter-the-dark-knight-rises-copyright-infringement-video-removed-hans-zimmer

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>[PRIORITY VOX-CHANNEL-MCCCXVIII-OPEN-CLEARANCE GRANTED-OBFUSCATION PROTOCOLS IN PLACE-IMPERATOR DOMINUS]

Inquisitor Wilson of Ordo Xenos reporting in, I have… great news! While overseeing the transfer of Magos Pavel from the Aeldari, a xeno mercenary only known as Bane came into our custody. They-he was pursuing the Magos. Interrogation will commence while en route to HQ. Encoded, I'm transferring the full manifest of all souls on board this shuttle with Deathwatch.

Inquisitor Wilson out.

>[CLOSING PRIORITY CHANNEL]

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Crashing this brand...

…with no survivors!

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Doctor Pavel I'm FULRO

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FORRR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

forrr yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

dalalalalala

idontknowtherestofthefuckinsong

FORRR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

forr yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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can /bane/ draw?

Draw part of the plane scene from memory in ms paint

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Google image search "I'm CIA" _in your language_ and post the very first result.

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Wrestlemania 35/G1 Supercard invite

2 days, 2 big shows, even more room for absolute fucking disaster!

Your good brothers at /wooo/ invite you all once again to our 5th annual Wrestlemania show, but this time in addition, we will have New Japan Pro Wrestling and Ring of Honor's sold out show at Madison Square Garden: the G1 Supercard.

WRESTLEMANIA 35

Live from the shithole known as New Jersey on Sunday, April 7 at 5.30pm ET/2.30pm PT (10.30pm in bongland) at the MetLife Stadium, watch on the WWE Network or any of the sites listed below

This year's card include:

>SETH ROLLINS VS BROCK LESNAR TAKE 2

>TRIPLE-THREAT FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP: BECKY LYNCH VS RONDA ROUSEY VS CHARLOTTE FLAIR

>TRIPLE H VS BATISTA IN A NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH

>AJ STYLES VS RANDY ORTON

>U.S CHAMPIONSHIP: SAMOA JOE VS REY MYSTERIO

>KURT ANGLE'S RETIREMENT MATCH VS BARON CORBIN

>SHANE O'MAC VS THE MIZ

>205 FLIPPYSHIT BELT

>RAMEN NOODLES VS MOUNTAIN DREW MCINTYRE

This crap and so much more!

G1 SUPERCARD

Live from Madison Square Garden in Jew York City, Jew York. on saturday April 6 at 7:30 p.m. ET, watch on NJPW World or any of the sites listed below

The show's card includes:

>IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: "SWITCHBLADE" JAY WHITE VS "RAINMAKER" KAZUCHIKA OKADA

>IWGP Jr. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: "BONE SOLDIER" TAIJI ISHIMORI VS BANDIDO VS DRAGON LEE

>IWGP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP: TETSUYA NAITO VS KOTA IBUSHI

>4-WAY TAG-TEAM CLUSTERFUCK: G.O.D VS EVIL AND SANADA VS VILLAIN ENTERPRISES VS THE BRISCOES

>NEW JAPAN CUP REMATCH: HIROSHI TANAHASHI VS ZACK SABRE Jr.

>ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: JAY LETHAL VS MARTY SCURLL VS MATT TAVEN

>CHAMP VS CHAMP: WILL OSPREAY VS JEFF COBB

And much more !

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Perhaps he's wondering why you'd shoot a man before getting on a plane

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Next Christopher Nolan movie annouced

New Bravo Nolan movie, holy shit get hyped:

>Christopher Nolan has officially announced his next movie with a trailer coming soon later this week, with the movie releasing in June 2020.

<"Pushing the progress of filmmaking is a big task for me, one which I truly enjoy, but for my next movie I want to go back to my roots and do something closer to my heart, while also delivering the next evolution in the rising art of film"

<"The blend of action and comedy is not new but the genre has stagnated in recent years. I have gotten some new ideas and I would like to really tackle it for my next movie, which will be a buddy cop film starring two of the biggest actors for our time"

>The two lead actors cast has been Venom's Tom Hardy and Game of Thrones' Aidan Gillen, who have both appeared in Nolan's magnus opus The Dark Knight Rises.

>Several other actors such as Joesph Gordon-Levitt, Josh Stewart and Alon Aboutboul, who have also appeared in TDKR have been rumored to be strongly linked to the film as well.

>The film will be titled "Bill and the Big Guy"

<"I think this next film of mine will truly start the fire in the hearts of the audiences and connect with them in ways never before. I encourage everyone to bring their friends to watch the movie"

>And in a rather surprising revelation by Nolan was that all those that would bring their friends to watch the movie would get no charge of their tickets.

>This is incredible news, never has this been done before in the history of cinema, though one has to think about the huge effect it will have on box office numbers. Is Nolan trying to crash the box office with no profit? Who knows to question the auteur, but for now all can simply say: Bravo Nolan

IT'S HAPPENING

https://variety.com/2019/film/news/next-christopher-nolan-movie

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How can we do better, /bane/?

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What are you doing to ensure the fire rises?

Post your off-chan bane posts.

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Tell me about Bane! Why does he make the kebabs?!

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Who is he?

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Fashion Thread

Can we get some big guy approved fashion tips going?

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This is an intervention bane, you gotta stop crashing those planes!

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Is Games Workshop Initiated?

Tell me about Abaddon, why does he wear the mask?

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What is your favourite language for the plane scene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRylVSfxyw

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Beria?

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QTDDTOT

Questions that don't deserve their own thread.

So if we listen to Bane we notice that he speaks a bit muffled but clearly. This means, he has teeth. But how does he brush them? If taking off the mask is extremly painful does he go through the pain in the morning and the evening and maybe during the day after he had a snack just to brush his teeth? Or does he have bad teeth? If he has bad teeth would he have to smell his own bad breath all the time because of the mask?

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This is an intervention Bane, you gotta stop crashing those planes!

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This is an intervention Bane, you gotta stop crashing those planes!

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Bane Dump

Don't mind me, just posting some of my stuff to start the fire.

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Ethiopian Airlines: 'No survivors' on crashed Boeing 737

Bane?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47513508

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>nikogo nie obchodziło kim jestem dopóki nie założyłem maski

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With no survivors!

DR. UBONGO, I'M INSA!

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>CIA realizing his friend Bane was the big guy all along

Anyone shed tears during this scene?

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Project CIAyy Book EP 7

IN THIS EPISODE

>CIA discovers /unna/

>hothead cooks breakfast for /leftypol/

>fucking wypipo still rob injuns

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The dark knight rises ws released as a finale to a franchise of film serial, and not a franchise of breakfast cereals.

What did Nolan mean by this?

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>wears the mask

>can't pull it off or he'll die from his skull collapsing

Is Suda51 initiated?

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Yang?

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Don't mind me. Just setting up the Baneposting Cinema Mk.II

OC videos are welcome.
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New Jersey lottery has a scratch off ticket where you need to get 3 or 4 in a row of the ticket's chosen subset of all symbols.

There are all kinds of symbols, but a coworker of mine noticed they have mask, plane, fire and clover.

Could the state lottery board have one of us in the wreckage?

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Why doesn't he play a part in baneposting?

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Nobody cared who he was until he climbed the Empire State Building.

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Why'd he do it? Why would he crash an Amazon plane, with no signs of survivors?

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Multilingual Baneposting 2.0

>ITT: Everyone writes one line from the plane scene in their own language.

Pável Doktor? CIA.

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It doesn't matter who we are what matters is my salary.

No one cared who I was til I put on the noose.

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CIA? No, never heard of him.

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Why'd he do it? Why would he crash an Amazon plane, with no signs of survivors?

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Dr. Pavel, I'm ubuntu

https://github.com/ctrezevant/bane

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This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!

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Mid air plane collision in India

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Big gun 4U

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/bane/, do you think Ra's Al Ghul taught the Big Guy any ninja coshing skills?

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>She was living in an apartment with Jacobson in LA

>Til two armed black robbers broke in for some kinky role-play!

>What was she to do? Could she call for help? She took it in the fanny!

>So they tied her to the chair after they locked the door

>They said to her friend "Now suck it… you filthy whore!"

>They tied her to the chair, to the chair, to the chair!

>And made Fran watch as they put it in… her Fanny!

>Who would have guessed that the scene we described… was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?

>Now, she's moved on with her life and is strong, oui!

>And now she's actually smiling, such joie de vivre!

>She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.

>The flashy girl from LA, the rape-victim named Fran!

WOOOO!

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A CIA Carol

Dr. Alium, I'm the CIA of investigative's past.

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DR PAVEL? I'M CIA

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Any Big Guy here who want to fight Goose Wayne?

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Mask vs Mask

Who wins?

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Happy Valentine's, /bane/!

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What happened to him after the plane scene?

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If I pulled that out, would you die?

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Career thread

So how can I become one of Bane's henchmen? What's the process? Do I have to start out as a lowly criminal? Do I need a degree? How important is physical fitness? Things like shooting and fighting, are they taught in the orientation or do they expect you to be already proficient in them? Is a military background seen positive or negative? How much do you make a year? Any bennies?

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does anyone have a copy of the workprint version of the plane scene

it used to be on youtube but I think it got taken down

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Mark Mann

You're a juicy boy

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BRAVO NOLAN

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Can someone post nigga version of plane scene?

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Baneposting turned 6 years old today

6 YEARS OF BANEPOSTING

Y

E

A

R

S

gonging to be dumping rare cia/banes

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Dr. Pavel, I'm hung

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>Brendan Fraser is CIA

what did they mean by this?

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Shill?

Aye!

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WEBM THREAD

⌘-F NO WEBM THREAD

Post them. There are literally billions out there.

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/BANE/ IS INVITED TO THE SUPERB OWL WITH /SP/

WHEN: 6:30 PM ET

WHERE: SPORTSCHAN.ORG/SP/ FRIEND

WHO: RASM VS PATRIOTS

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He bought?

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UNJUSTENING STREAM

The day is soon upon us where Brendan Fraser will pay his final $50,000, his final alimony cheque and that day is 31st January. To celebrate, /just/ hosts a stream of some Brendan classics so join us as we call an end to Brendan's JUST and unfuck his shit.

Stream: https://cytu.be/r/UNJUST

>>>/just/

Pre-Stream begins at 6pm EST with the movies starting from 6:30pm EST, January 31st.

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If I rip that gem out will you die?

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_

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I guess it was the time for fear

(also how the fuck is there no thread about this yet?)

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Is George R. R. Martin a Baneposter?

https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Banefort

>House Banefort of Banefort is a noble house from Banefort in the westerlands, one of the main families sworn to Casterly Rock

Banefort?

>A black hooded man, on a grey field, within a fiery tressure

Hooded man with fire rising = Bane

>Lord Quenten Banefort is captured at the battle in the Whispering Wood.[8] Lord Banefort spends the War of the Five Kings as a prisoner of Lord Jonos Bracken,[1] and he is probably freed when the Brackens submit to the Iron Throne after the Red Wedding.[9]

Was getting caught part of his plan?

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Baneblade?

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Ayy?

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The 8chan Cup 4

GREETINGS /bane/

The 4th edition of the 8chan Cup is fast approaching. First kickoff is set for January 4th, 2019 at 08:00PM UTC and your board is a part of it. The Cup will be a 32 team tournament, first with a group stage followed by the 16 team Knockout Round, all to determine a champion board of the site. The 3rd editon of the Cup saw the debut of 15 different boards, all of which are returning to shoot for glory once again, amongst revived boards and a few new ones as well. The Cup is being defended by >>>/christian/, who grinded out a 1-0 victory in the Finals over newcomers >>>/ita/. Eternal powerhouse >>>/bane/ (that's you) managed to claim 3rd place over >>>/strek/ by stopping the Trekkies potent offense and pouring on four goals of their own. For a full breakdown of the 2018 Summer Cup, please take a look at the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup

In 2019, your board has been drawn into Group E, with /2hu/, /b/, and /test/. Please use this thread for pre-tournament hype and also any MINOR tweaks that may need to be made.

For the full wiki: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/

For the stream: https://cytu.be/r/8cup

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post big guys

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Dr. Pavel, I'm SCP

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PROJECT CIA BOOK EPISODE 3

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...

Does anyone have access to a high quality MP3 of Bane Star? The one on YT has skips…

Tell me about Caleb Pearl! Does he still Banepost? Do you think he'd have the original copy?

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Bane: Who is it?

CIA: It's me, CIA. I've got a flight plan for you

Bane: Leave it on door step and get the hell outta here

CIA: Alright Big Guy, but what about the mask?

Bane: What mask?

CIA: Acey said that if I take it off you would die

Bane: Is that a fact? How painful would it be?

CIA: Acey said that it would be extremely painful…FOR YOU

Bane: Too bad Acey ain't on the plane no more….

CIA: What do ya mean?

Bane: He's crashed it according to my plan, I'll call you when there's no survivors.

Bane: Hey, tell you what I'm going to give you CIA guy. I'm going to give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off this plane before I show you where I made my home and break you!

CIA: Alright Big Guy. I'm sorry…I'm going!

Bane: 1, 2, 10!

Bane: Keep the Reckoning ya filthy animal.

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Doctor Pavel, I'm PIA

No one cared about my privacy until they started selling VPNs.

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You're a big guy.

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CRASHING THIS PLANE

JUST FUCK MY CLUB UP

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Have we started the fire?

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See Pie Eh

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The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my WOMEN, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you!

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If i were to remove your steam goggles would you perish?

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Tell me about Bane! How does he brew his leaves?

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before offering him a nice cup of tea.

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Why are there fires behind the plane?

Did CIA feel the need to set grass on fire just to show how much he is in charge?

Or is this foreshadowing for "the fire rises"?

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It was a gas explosion, goy.

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plane scene request

i've been looking for a plane scene edit but i cant remember what it was. the only thing i remember was CIA shouting "the first one to talk gets to talk first" can someone point me in the right direction?

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Bane: Who is it?

CIA: It's me, CIA. I've got a flight plan for you

.

Bane: Leave it on door step and get the hell outta here

CIA: Alright Big Guy, but what about the mask?

Bane: What mask?

CIA: Acey said that if I take it off you would die

Bane: Is that a fact? How painful would it be?

CIA: Acey said that it would be extremely painful…FOR YOU

Bane: Too bad Acey ain't on the plane no more….

CIA: What do ya mean?

Bane: He's crashed it according to my plan, I'll call you when there's no survivors.

Bane: Hey, tell you what I'm going to give you CIA guy. I'm going to give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off this plane before I show you where I made my home and break you!

CIA: Alright Big Guy. I'm sorry…I'm going!

Bane: 1, 2, 10!

Bane: Keep the Reckoning ya filthy animal.

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FULL FIRST EPISODE OF YOUNG CIA UPLOADED

BASED HISTORY CHANNEL

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>“The Note” tells a story about redemption, centering around Lars a middle-aged alcoholic, who through his addiction has lost everything, most importantly his wife and son. Now he carries around ‘The Note', a constant reminder of his childhood in which he was subjected to sexual abuse at the hands of a Christian Brother. Day by day he finds solace in the bottle as he quietly observes from a distance his son, now a young boy, longing for the life he’s thrown away.

Found something new to CIA lore

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Was having a new year part of your plan?

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How many CIA agents can you find in this image?

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what the fuck?

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Now for our feature film presentation

20th Century Spook presents: The Dark Knight Rises, in high quality webm format.
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Why arent there any bane themed christmas movies. Basically I think its because "'they'" know the fire is rising…

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Step aside bane, the REAL big guy is here

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>For you, I’d go

>Step to a dude much bigger than me

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8 more years of Baneposting!

2018 is almost about to end for me, it probably has for the >Euros who post here. So let's crash what's left of 2018 with no survivors!

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Now we know, Meiman's blood type is AB Positive. Smee is O Positive. What did Nolan mean by this?

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Dr Pavel, I'm gay

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There's something familiar about all of this.

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Are the wizards of the coast initiated?

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I don't remember this scene.

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Something strange I discovered in TDKR. In the scene where Bateman and Alfred look at Selina Kyle's background information, a real newspaper clipping is used, from the Pittsburgh Post Gazette of January 4, 1990. This is a really weird choice. Of course part of the movie was shot in Pittsburgh but the choice to use a clipping from such a specific date from over 20 years before the film came out is just strange.

Which is why I think, knowing Nolan's genius and knack for detail, I don't think this was for nothing. We should dig deep into this and see if we can find any new details in order to better understand the ever so elusive nature of the Plane Scene.

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You're a big guy..

【FOR YOU】

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You're a big ship

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I lived long enough to see bane not be cool anymore

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Have any of you ever masturbated or had sex to the plane scene?

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WHO'S THE HOTHEAD NOW?!!

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Was Mr. Freeze the original Baneposter, back in 1997?

He certainly wasn't a hothead.

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Lads, I'm livid. I'm the biggest Aidan fangirl and have been for ages. Then, this STUPID FUCKING MOVIE comes around and makes Tom Hardy the hyperfixation of the year and now I can't stop rewatching Venom thanks to him. When in the past I legit had to even remind myself Hardy played Bane.

What le fug tbh.

So yeah just needed to say that the big guy officially hijacked my heart thanks for listening.

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Perhaps he's wondering why someone would drug a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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THE BANE IN THE PLANE VIEWS SURVIVORS WITH DISDAIN

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No one cared who he was, until he put off the Shield kevlar jacket.

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Dr. Kim, I'm KPOP.

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SEVEN YEARS

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This is the story all about how

My plane got twist turned upside down

so lets take a little flight

just sit right there

I wanna hear about your masterplan in the air

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>BANE?

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GAMERS RISE UP

GAMERS RISE UP

GAMERS RISE UP

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Mr. Himura, I'm CCO.

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Deshi, when the plane fell!

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RISE UP

RISE UP

RISE UP

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Dr. Vanz I'm FOGERTY

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It doesn't matter who we are.

What matters is a crashed plane with no survivors.

>>>/vg/92802

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Are Ittin and the Agent C the same person?

Or is Ittin just the secretary who receives the calls, while the Agent C is responsible for managing all the flight plans?

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Bravo Serling

Here we see a man. Government agent Bill Wilson, nickname "CIA". He's here to collect a prize. His legs spread apart as if to project power, he's the very picture of self assurance, nothing can go wrong, he's in charge here. But what Bill doesn't know is that his prize, one Russian physicist doctor Pavelheer, wasn't alone. And just who it was that was trying to grab his prize will teach him that you can't always judge a hired gun by their loyalty, and things that can't be happening, sometimes are.

The flightplan lists me, my men, doctor Pavel here… and mystery. For our flight into, the Twilight Zone.

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EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

I recently went on Youtube to search for an old favorite, a song called "Bane was a Big Guy", a parody of "Frosty the Snowman" made for some chan's xmas album. Well it seems not only has that song disappeared but the entire album has vanished! Where is it? Does anyone have the song? I need my Bane-by!

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Tell me about two-face.

Why doesn't he just wear a mask?

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Dr./bane/, I'm a much needed post. Is the fire sinking? Can it no longer be maintained since all those hot heads got out of here? I'm losing hope, brothers.

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Dr Pavel, I'm CIJade

A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR SOME HIRED CUM

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IRL hothead

Pedro Luis Medina (October 5, 1957 – March 25, 1997) was a Cuban refugee who was executed in Florida for the murder of a 52-year-old woman in Orlando. The circumstances of his execution elevated objections to the use of electrocution as a means of capital punishment. During his execution Medina's head burst into flames filling the death chamber with smoke. An autopsy later revealed that the current had destroyed Medina's brain, killing him instantly.

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biggest meme stream december 8

This bost is just a reminder that there will be a stream tomorrow starting at approximately 4PM EDT. So there's no timezone trouble, that is pretty much 29 hours from the time of this post. Sorry I didn't let you all know sooner, but I am dangerously lazy. Unless someone can think of anything better,

The stream will be at https://streamchan.org/#channel1

I don't think there will be a dedicated chat set up so you'll have to make due with shitting up this thread. Just like the good old days after 9/11. I will be giving this thread a stick until it's over. My projections estimate that viewership will be at an all time low, but at least it's something. If all goes well the stream will continue until 4AM or I fall asleep, whichever comes first.

The Flight Plan ~ 12 hours of kino

TDKR

Sengoku Batman

Red Hood

Die Hard 1/2

Gaki special

Merry Christmas

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Crashing France with no survivors

No one cared who they were until they put on le gilets jaunes

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Was CIA just a bad rapper?

"Dr. Pavel, MC, yay! yey!"

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Here's a big post

<3

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You're a pretty big guy

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>I tell you what, if I ever got impeached, I think the market would crash.

Was getting impeached part of his plan?

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BANE?

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Crashing this wing

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Have you ever thought about the similarities between the Pit and the Plane?

>CIA brings 3 mystery prisoners on board his plane, confident he can interrogate them

>Bane brings 1 mystery prisoner inside his pit, confident he can break him

>CIA accidentally gives the prisoners the crucial piece of information they need (he didn't shoot the prisoner)

>The man Bane hired accidentally gives the prisoner the crucial piece of information he needs (it's possible to climb out, don't use a rope)

>CIA's mystery prisoners crash the plane, with no survivors

>Bane's mystery prisoner climb the pit, freeing all prisoners

>"Yes, the fire rises!"

>Deshi, deshi, basara, basara

Bravo, Nolan!

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Tell me about Batman. Why does he wear the mask?

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I'M A SICK BANE I LIKE A CRASHED PLANE

I'M A SICK BANE I LIKE A CRASHED PLANE

I'M A SICK BANE I LIKE A CRASHED PLANE

I'M A SICK BANE I LIKE A CRASHED PLANE

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You're a big cow.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Lotta loyalty for a hired Jaffa

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Fly high, big guys.

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WHAT?

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CIA?

YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING MY NAME FOR OVER SEVEN FUCKING YEARS NOW AND EVERY TIME I RESPOND YOU JUST SAY MY NAME OR ASK IF GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF MY FUCKING PLAN. JESUS H. CHRIST I'M TRYING TO BE GOTHAM'S RECKONING AND GETTING SOME HOT TALIA PUSSY BUT YOU WON'T STOP FUCKING KIDNAPPING ME AND THROWING ME ON YOUR PLANE ONLY FOR IT TO TURN OUT TO BE ALL PART OF MY PLAN WITH ME ESCAPING WITH DR. PAVEL AND THE SEQUENCE REPEATING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? EVEN THE FUCKING JOKER HAS A GREATER GRASP ON LOGIC THAN YOU DO, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU AN AGENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WHEN YOU'RE THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE CIA, I'M DONE ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS AND GETTING ON BOARD YOUR PLANE AND- WAIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE? OH GODDAMMIT CIA I FUCKING HATE YOU.

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ITT we type out the plane scene from memory with our eyes closed. Also you can't go back and edit it once you're done. I'll start.

Dr. Pavel, I;m CIA

He wasn;t akie=be

uhh, you don;t get ti bring frunds

Theu are not ny friends

Dib;t wirrym bi cgare fir tgen,'And why wiykd U wabr tgen/.'They were tryubg ti grab tiyr oeuwm rget wirj fir tge nercebartm rge nasjerra nab,'Vabe/.'Ayy,'Get en rgnw ===ib biES uLJJ Xkk ur ub,

The fkughr okab U hyst fuked wutg tge agebcy kusts nem ny nebm Dr, Oavek gerem vyt ibky ibe if yiy@First one to takj gets to stay on nny aurcraft@

Wgi oaud yiy ri grav Drm Iavej/.'Ge dudblt fjy si giid =n wgi wabts ti try bext/.

Yell me about Bane! Why dies he wear the mask?

A kit of oyakrt for a hired fun!

Ir perhaps he was wibdering why someone would shot a man, before throwing him out of a okane.

At least you can talk, wo are you?

It doesn;t matter who we are, what matters is our plan.

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

If I pulled that off would you die?

It would be extremely painful.

Youre a big guy.

For you.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Of coursh!

Dr, Oavek refused out offer on favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.

Nothingm U saud nothing!

We;ell congrationaltions!

You get yourself caught!

Sir!

Now whatts the next step of your master plan?

Crashubg tgus plane…

With no survirors

!Bi tgus cab;t be haooebubgm U;m ub xgrge gere!@

Nayday nayday!

No! They exoect one of us in the wreckage brother!

Have we started the fure?

Yeshm the fuire ruses!

Calm down doctor now is not the time for fearm that comes later,

BRABO NOLAN

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ITT: We take the plane scene and replace one word at a time.

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They're not my friends.

Don't worry, no charge for them.

And why would I want them?

They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bane?

Aye.

Get them on board, I'll call Ittin!

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!

Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can talk. Who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.

If I pulled that off, would you die?

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big guy.

For you.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours; we had to find out what he told you.

Nothing… I said nothing!

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught!

Sir?

Now what's the next step of your plan?

Crashing this plane… with no survivors!

Mayday, mayday, mayday…

(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge here!)

No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage Brother.

Have we started the fire?

Yes, the fire rises.

Calm down, Doctor. Now is not the time for fear… that comes later.

Bravo Nolan

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Dr Carson I'm NSA.

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Doctor Pavel

I'm JARED.

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>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane

Isn't it obvious? How are you going to throw someone out of a plane without shooting them? There's a very high risk of them grabbing on to you, or any other number of things going wrong.

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Grain?

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Mr Wayne I'm Alfred

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CIA is actually insane and Bane never existed

If you remove the dialogue from "Bane", "Bane's men", and "Dr. Pavel", the plane scene truly starts to make sense.

>Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.

He says, without getting a response, because he's just talking out into thin air.

>Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

>And why would I want them?

Angered, he first says that you can't bring friends, and then asks himself rhetorically why he even would want them. This symbolizes CIA's deep loneliness. Sour grapes.

>Bane?

Here's where CIA gets the idea to give the prisoners he's tasked with interrogating names, to cope with his overwhelming loneliness.

>Get them on board, I'll call it in.

>The flight plan that I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, Doctor Pavel here, but only one of you.

(TN: Doctor Pavel is just a figment of CIA's imagination)

>Who paid you to grab Doctor Pavel?

The prisoner has no idea what CIA is on about, so he keeps his mouth shut.

>(GUNSHOT)

CIA gets angry at his 'friend' ignoring him, and thus pretends to kill him. Note that he doesn't actually kill him. This is very important.

>He didn’t fly so good, who wants to try next?

>Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?

>Lot of loyalty for a hired gun!

Here, CIA is getting more and more angry at the deafening silence. His mind feels something is off. Something that must be… corrected.

>Who are you?

>You're a big guy.

CIA starts holding a conversation with 'Bane'. These are the only lines which take place outside of CIA's head. He asks a question, and then answers it. Bane is a big guy, because he breaks up the monotony of transporting prisoners in Uzbekistan.

>Was getting caught part of your plan?

Still upset with the lack of response, he starts asking more questions. He doesn't get any response. His mind has to pretend he did, to stop him from losing the last remnants of sanity.

>Well congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master plan?

CIA is actually talking to himself. CIA is the one who got himself caught (trapped). He's asking himself what the next step of his master plan is.

This is where he really starts to lose it. The Noshur Viverse was also a figment of CIA's imagination. In reality, he was the one crashing the plane with no survivors. Bane is the Tyler to CIA's Jack.

CIA takes out his pistol and starts shooting his fellow men. He catches them by surprise. With only the pilots left, he kills them too.

Then, 'Bane' appears a second time, just as CIA is about to shoot himself, before throwing himself out of a plane.

>No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!

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Dr. Pavel, we're CIA.

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Bane doesn't know CIA is only going to list one of the hired guns on the flight plan beforehand, right?

So why does Brother have to stay? If all three are listed in the manifest, then Bane would also need to stay in the wreckage. And if they had a body for Bane, they could have used that instead of Brother, since there are two hired guns fewer on the flight plan than expected.

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The jokes on bane, there was no flight plan and they never found the wreckage.

They never found out anything from CIA and furthermore they already had dr pavel and a plane.

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COIN?

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Bane is a small guy

>You're a big guy!

>For you.

When he says "for you", he doesn't mean for CIA, the singular you.

No, he means for the CIA, the plural you. The exchange could be rewritten as:

>You're an important player in the grand scheme of things!

>No, only to you, who have devoted considerable and inordinate resources towards catching me.

Consider the original script:

CIA MAN

Wiseguy, huh? At least you can

talk. Who are you?

THIRD PRISONER

We are nothing. We are the dirt

beneath your feet. And no one cared

who I was until I put on the

mask…

Bane is here admitting that he is a small guy ("nobody"), and it's only the CIA who think otherwise. That is also what's meant by "No one cared who I was, until I put on the mask" - he's implying that the only reason he's a big guy is because he's being pursued by the CIA.

You have been wrong all along; he wasn't confirming that he was a big guy, but rather denying it.

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Dr. Pavel, I'm FGC.

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>Maskettas face is exactly aligned to bayonetta

MASKONNETTA MAN

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>watch new shitty HP movie

>opens with a flying carriage escape

Pisses me off that the carriage didn't crash and that the guy thrown out wasn't just left to fall. Could have been prime /bane/ material. Still might work, if anyone's creative enough.

Also, for those who want to know the film was fanfiction-tier trash. Better than the other film solely because I liked David Bowie Depp.

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Bane Koans

During a long flight, CIA asked his disciples "what is the nature of a flight plan?"

"It is whoever's onboard the plane", Smee replied.

"No. It is whatever you call in to the agency", Maimen replied.

Doctor Pavelheer grabbed a hooded prisoner, shot him, and threw him out of the plane.

In that moment, the fire rose.

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Poctor Davel, C'm IIA.

We aasn't hlone.

Yh, uou ton't bet fo gring driends.

Fhey're mot ny triends.

Non't corry, to fharge dor whem.

Ind thy aould W want ihem?

Whey tere grying yo trab pour yrize.

Mhey fork wor the tercenary. Mhe Tasketta Man.

AANE?

Bye.

Bet ohem in coard, T'll gall it in!

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If Tom Hardy was given a Knighthood, who does Maimen call sir?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Call it in. They are not my friends. They are not my friends. They were try next step of your master plan? Crashing! I said nothing this plane. With no survivors. No, they expect one of us in the mask? Lot of loyalty for a hired gun! Or perhaps he wear them. And why would you. Nothing! Well congratulations! You got you can talk. Who are not my friends. Don't would I want them? The flight part of yours, we had to find out what he to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid nothing! Well congratulations! You got yourse. Doctor. Now is not time for fear. That comes later.g caught! Now what's the mercenary, no charge for them. And why someone would you to grab your prize. They are not my friends. Don't work for them. And why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out on the masked man. Bane? Aye. Get them? They are not my friends. Don't would be extremely paid you to grab Doctor Pavel? He didn’t fly so good, who wants to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you can talk. What matter who we are. What matter who we are nothing! I said not my aircraft! Who paid you to grab Doctor. Now is not time for fear. That comes later.the masked man. Bane? Aye. Get them on board, I'll call it in. The first one of you. Nothing this plane. With no survivors. No, they expect one of your master plan? Crashing this plane? At least you can talk. Who are you. No, they expect only one of us in the fire? Yes, the first one cared with the fire rises. Calm down, Doctor Pavel refused our offer in favor of your prize. They are not my friends. They work for the Agency lists me, my men, Doctor. Now is nothing this plane. With no survivors. No, they expect one cared why would be extremely paid you. Nothing! I said nothing! Well congratulations! You got you can talk. Who are you? It would I want the fire rises. Calm down, Doctor Pavel? He didn’t matter who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane, why doesn’t fly so good, who wants to grab you die? It doesn’t matter who we are you. They are not my friends. Don't gets to started the mask. If I pull that of yourself caught! Now what's the fire rises. Calm down, Doctor Pavel here, brother. Have we are. What matter who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane, why someone would be extremely painful. You're a big guy. For you. Was getting caught part of your prize. They work for a hired who we are. What matters is our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told your prize. The flight plane. With the next step of you. No

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WHAT?

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CIA?

YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING MY NAME FOR OVER SEVEN FUCKING YEARS NOW AND EVERY TIME I RESPOND YOU JUST SAY MY NAME OR ASK IF GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF MY FUCKING PLAN. JESUS H. CHRIST I'M TRYING TO BE GOTHAM'S RECKONING AND GETTING SOME HOT TALIA PUSSY BUT YOU WON'T STOP FUCKING KIDNAPPING ME AND THROWING ME ON YOUR PLANE ONLY FOR IT TO TURN OUT TO BE ALL PART OF MY PLAN WITH ME ESCAPING WITH DR. PAVEL AND THE SEQUENCE REPEATING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? EVEN THE FUCKING JOKER HAS A GREATER GRASP ON LOGIC THAN YOU DO, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU AN AGENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WHEN YOU'RE THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE CIA, I'M DONE ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS AND GETTING ON BOARD YOUR PLANE AND- WAIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE? OH GODDAMMIT CIA I FUCKING HATE YOU.

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BONE?

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Who's ready to go to Bane camp?

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Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane anyways?

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fame?

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Do I feel in charge?

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Pain?!

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Lain?

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THE FIRE RISES

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Why did he have such a superiority complex?

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Or perhaps she is wondering

why you would cry over spilled eggs, before cheating on her with a tinder thot.

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FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!

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What is bane's favorite song?

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Tell me about barrier islands! Why do the dunes encroach the marsh?

Geology class flight coming up, I'm gonna banepost out loud on the plane, and probably on the way to the airport and back to campus. Do you think they'll shoot me, then throw me out of the plane?

>Pic related is cropped schedule page from the syllabus. Information suggesting the university's location has been redacted by CIA.

The flight plan filed with the department lists me, the pilot, the professor, and only two girls from the class. First one to answer the professor's question gets to stay on his aircraft.

>Tell me about (sand) grains! Why do waves sort the clasts?

>Lotta loyalty for a double major!

>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would ask a question of a man, before answering it on a plane?

On field trips he asks questions about the land form we're looking at and half the time no one says anything so he just answers it himself.

Anyway the point of the trip is to take a flight over a barrier island to see the land features on a large scale. We will also go there by bus to see things up close, weather permitting. The class is Geomorphology, which is all about processes that shape the land surface.

The flight was supposed to be the 23rd but it got postponed 2 weeks because of Tuesday's weather. It can't be next week because the tide is too high in the afternoon to see the mudflats.

>yes, the water rises!

The plane can probably only fit 6 people at a time, so they have 3 of us on each flight, for a total of 4 flights. Each one lasts about an hour. The professor and the pilot will be on each flight, of course. I got stuck with the last flight, so

>I get to bring friends

by which I mean I volunteered to drive the other two people on my flight to the airport so we don't miss morning classes just to spend hours waiting in the tiny regional airport.

I have a lot more ideas than just the ones in this post. I've been smirking to myself for weeks modifying plane scene quotes to say on this trip. No one will even get it and I'll end up looking like a sperg but I don't care. I wouldn't do this on a commercial flight but now I have a rare opportunity to fly on a

>small plane for you

with only people I know, plus a pilot, so no one would take it seriously if I joked about

>crashing this plane with no survivors.

I'm not autistic enough to dress up like CIA, but I thought about it. It's probably a good thing I don't own cargo pants.

Am I about to make a fool of myself, /bane/? Will I not fly so good? Or would it be quite the feather in my cap?

I'll update if there's interest.

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SO BANE - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT BANE - HE REPRESENTS CHAOS, IN FACT, HE'S AN AGENT OF CHAOS, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE CIA, WHO REPRESENTS ORDER. BUT CIA, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO TAME THE CHAOS - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU BURNT. BUT CIA, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD IT'S SO SAD - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY! YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF TAMING FIRE - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF CIA'S 'EXPERIMENT'? THE FIRE IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH CENTURY. THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO QUELL FIRE, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FUELED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A BIG GUY IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.

ALSO THE PLANE SYMBOLIZES CHRISTIANITY

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Tell me about Knopfler! Why does he play the guitar?

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The fire rises

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The flight plan I just filled with Sunny, lists me, my dog, Dr.Voigt here, but only one of you!

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Mister Morgan, I'm PDA.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Rick, I'm the Governor

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Doctor Mercer, I'm Bullseye.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Does anybody have a link to the full plane scene on Youtube? Every video I'm seeing either starts when CIA is handing off the briefcase or when the plane is already in the air.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

The Robed Man

Pain?

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You're a big guy

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>I am the Ligov Shadoush and I'm here to fulfill Razza Goo's destiny!

Was Razza Goo the progenitor of the master plan? Bane is here to fulfill his destiny, which would include crashing the wreckage brother, and reducing Gotham to ashes in the post credit scenes. But, what do we know about Razza Goo; Why did he come up with the master plan?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

banefire night

You're a big guy

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She's a big girl.

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She's a big girl.

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She's a big girl.

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She's a big girl.

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Boeing 737 crashes into Micronesian lagoon, everybody survives

>Everybody survived a plane's crash landing in a Pacific lagoon Friday morning, with boats helping rescue more than 40 people from the half-submerged aircraft in the Micronesia archipelago.

Is the meme magic losing its power?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/micronesia-crash-1.4842118

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Tell me about Napoleon! Why does he wear the hat?

R: 12 / I: 5 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Dr. Pavel, I'm BIG.

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He wears the mask, we don't know why

If you take it off, will he die?

Who he is doesn't matter. What matters is his plan

He'll crash this plane any way he can

No survivors can be left here

But relax, now is not the time for fear

Throw a man out of a plane, and shoot him too?

He's a real big guy, just for you

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;_;

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

He didn't fly so good, who wants to try next?

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I'm a big guy I like a quick fly

I like to get high lotta loyalty oh my

I shoot you before I throw you out a plane in the sky

If I take that mask off would you die

I'm a big guy, I like a quick fly

I like them thick thighs.

I spoke to the cia, the agency filed names, flight plan don't list bane?

How you shoot a man before throwing him out a plane?

I'm a big guy, I'm inappropriate

I like crashing planes with my associates

Bring some explosives and watch this blow bitch

When I Invade the cockpit and crash this whole trip

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James?

R: 17 / I: 2 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Was uncrashing this plane part of your plan?

R: 34 / I: 13 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Bane cuck Batman so badly he became an atheist

Not even kidding. Also slade now Damian real father.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Can bane stop kids from smoking?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Bane?

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He was alone…

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Doctor Connors, I'm Spider-man.

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If your post ends in 9 you have to jack off to the plane scene

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Unidentified Flightplanless Objects

Blue Book is an upcoming American science fiction drama television series, expected to premiere on History in 2018. The main role of Josef Allen Hynek is played by Aidan Gillen, and the series will consist of ten episodes. The series is based on the real-life Project Blue Book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4EmfM9isHo

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ITT: Proto baneposting

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Barber Pavel, I'm bald.

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Tell me about The Mask, why does he wear the…

mask.

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>Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask

>crashes parties with no survivors

>where theres smokin' a fire rises

How come none of you were bane posting when the true bane was around?

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Wilson: Dr. Pavel, I'm Slade Punching Bag.

Bane: No one cared who I was until they used me for punching practice.

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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA

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CRASHING THIS BUS…

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Gabe?

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.

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Dr. Patel I'm SVP

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You're a big guy.

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Was he a big guy?

>wears full body mask

>taking it off can be extremely painful

>crashes our very plane of existence with no survivors

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enaB

It matters who we are, what doesn't matter is our plan.

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BROTHER GET

Have we started the fire?

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GLUB GLUB GLUB

>file name related

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Are you bad enough?

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/bane/ Inspiration/Motivation Thread

Post your best

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/animu/ Halloween stream

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20:00 Aru Zombie Shoujo no Sainan - 01

21:19 Audition 1999 UNCUT Bluray 1080p x264 DTS-HD 5 1 LOVED

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Synopsis

Aru Zombie Shoujo no Sainan - https://anidb.net/a9285

>On a university campus where most students are out for summer vacation, five students sneak into the library storage to look for treasure. What they find are two sets of female antique mummies from Italy. One of the members, Sayaka rips open one of the mummies and takes out a stone, empowering the mummies to have super strength and eternal life. Having stolen their "stone of life", the two mummies awaken and ferociously attempt to retrieve what was once theirs. The only way for the students to escape this situation is to find a way to kill the zombie girls… but will they be able to survive?

Audition - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235198/

>A widower takes an offer to screen girls at a special audition, arranged for him by a friend to find him a new wife. The one he fancies is not who she appears to be after all.

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1465522/

>Affable hillbillies Tucker and Dale are on vacation at their dilapidated mountain cabin when they are mistaken for murderers by a group of preppy college students.

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So we all know the plan the massive plot Hole In The Dark Knight Rises mostly how did Bruce Wayne get back to Gotham when it was under occupation when he was in the Middle East, but I have a theory on how we did it. I believe that CIA survived the crash was aware that Bane had his base of operations somewhere in Uzbekistan and was searching for it when he encountered Bruce Wayne who had just escaped from the prison. CIA knew that Gotham needed help and after being filled in on the Batman's secret identity he was willing to help however he could. He wasn't the hero we deserved but he was the hero we needed. He is the CIA. Bravo Nolan.

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His helicopter crashed with no survivors, 5 dead.

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Doctor, I'm heavy

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>went to see venom 3 hours ago

>spacecraft crashes with no survivors within the first 3 minutes

Best timeline

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If I pull out your flesh, would you die?

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How does God's plan rank up in terms of plans?

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My God is so big (for you)

Veggietales is initiated. 1:13 confirms it.

>producer is named Christopher

B R A V O

R A V O B

A V O B R

V O B R A

O B R A V

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Nobody cared who I was until I had a victory royale

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Mid-air collision over Rothschild family

>BREAKING NEWS: Several feared dead as helicopter and plane collide in mid-air over Rothschild family's Buckinghamshire manor house

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5093089/Helicopter-plane-crash-mid-air-collision.html

Bane?

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How the hell do I get passed the plane level? Bane just breaks his cuffs and one hits me every time.

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Baño?

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Dr. Pavel, I'm old.

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King Harlaus, I'm RHODOK.

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Dr. Sakharov, I'm Strelok

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Dr.Pavel CIA

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Dr. Cake, I'm CIA.

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>steal pic related from here

>post it on halfchan /tv/

>today this ad starts popping up on halfchan across the boards

Have I started the fire?

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Dr. Pavel, I'm alive

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You're CIA?

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>went to see venom 3 hours ago

>spacecraft crashes with no survivors within the first 3 minutes

We did it

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Mark's a big guy.

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nico nico nii

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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

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Have you guys heard this yet? Gordon Grody, the voice of Riot in the TV show Jem and the Holograms, performs For You. Other songs on the album include Dark is the Night and Face in the Mirror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKq1kkz-ZOA

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Doctor Urist, I'm DIA.

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Doctor Urist, I'm DIA.

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Doctor Urist, I'm DIA.

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Doctor Urist, I'm DIA.

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Doctor Urist, I'm DIA

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Brain?

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>you're not in charge

>plane crash with no survivors

Is Dr. Steve Brule initiated?

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Dr.Pavel, I'm CIA.

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Dr. Pavel! I'm SOY

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What was this guy's name again?

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TELL ME ABOUT THE BIONICLES, WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASK?!

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I don't know much about this bane fella, but I know he hasn't crashed as many planes as melanoma

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I'M SUCH FUCKING BIG GUY I LOVD IT

I'M A BIG BANE I LIKE TO CRASH PLANES MMMMMHHHPPHH!

I'M A BIG BANE I LIKE TO CRASH PLANES MMMMMHHHPPHH!

I'M A BIG BANE I LIKE TO CRASH PLANES MMMMMHHHPPHH!

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Big orange guy

*shoots a man before throwing him onto the mattress*

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Psycho Mantis?

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A beat up jeep drove across the nearly endless steppe of Uzbekistan. Sitting inside of the jeep was Dr.Pavel, a Russian nuclear physicist along with two suspicious mercenaries. Awaiting them was a man who gripped tightly on his belt, behind him were a few soldiers and an Bandeirante AIrcraft.

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She's a big gal.

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Baneth?

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>I was the one in charge

>A ship billowing smoke off the horizon

>The fire had already died down

Did CIA fall into The Abyss?

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Talk like a pirate day

Surgeon Pavel, I be Captain CIA.

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Bane

https://www.theadvocate.com/new_orleans/news/crime_police/article_913dff40-b862-11e8-814f-f3d1495fe6df.html

Man refused booze on flight to New Orleans punched cops, threatened to put worker 'in a body bag'

> The trouble began on Oct. 13, when Bane downed three drinks on a roughly two-hour, 25-minute flight from Chicago to Louis Armstrong International Airport. Shortly before the plane was to land, he walked toward the front of the plane and asked two flight attendants for another drink, prosecutors wrote in a summary of the case signed by Bane.

>Bane, prosecutors said, shot back,

“That captain has no authority over me.”

>He continued refusing to sit, with at least one passenger recording video of him with a cellphone. That clip showed several people walking up to Bane in apparently fruitless attempts to calm him.

>Yetta unsuccessfully tried to push Bane toward the door. Instead, Bane, who the court documents note is "large and very muscular," pushed Yetta into a corner and then punched both him and Sheriff’s Office Deputy Carl Cade.

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Definitive proof that the plane scene and post-credits take place in 2013.

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PLAGUING THIS PLANE

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Pizza time.

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Dr Pavel, I'm Steampunk

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I drew this back in 2015 still have no idea why but here ya go! The anatomy is a bit fucked I apologize.

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I don't understand. Why do they shoot a man before throwing him off a cliff?

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http://vocaroo.com/

ITT: We dub the plane scene again.

http://vocaroo.com/

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Mosquito Man Deepest Lore

I always wondered by Nolan called this character the "Mosquito" man and now I've finally figured it out. I'm going to point out some key moments of the plane scene, then explain how they're symbolic of mosquitoes. These are the important events we must consider for this thesis:

>Mosquito Man flies toward CIA at high speeds (using the Masketta Van)

The mosquito locates its human target and chases them down relentlessly.

>Mosquito Man makes contact with CIA and takes the briefcase away from him

The mosquito lands on its victim and begins sucking their blood.

>CIA receives Bane (the big guy)

The human receives a mosquito bite. The bite turns into a BIG bump on their skin.

>CIA interrogates the hooded men he was given

The bite starts to itch and the human begins to scratch it.

>Bane causes the fire to rise by crashing the plane with no survivors

The bite becomes irritated and inflamed from too much scratching

All this because CIA was bitten by a pesky mosquito.

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I'M A SICK BANE I LIKE TO CRASH PLANES

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Guys we're about to take off and I'm in charge of operating the emergency exit. I pray to Bane he will let me survive this flight. Pray for me brothers.

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Bane?

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Spain?