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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: ee07fa54ee8a0db⋯.jpg (65.62 KB, 450x550, 9:11, brendan - pls let me off t….jpg)

 No.14591[Reply]

ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.

This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the

JUST

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

Round #5: >>13090

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 No.14934

File: a98c242cbe26741⋯.jpeg (167.53 KB, 700x700, 1:1, a98c242cbe267412149ea5e95….jpeg)

Dice rollRolled 44, 7, 7, 19, 53 = 130 (5d100)

just


 No.14935

File: fdc460791780bab⋯.png (137.43 KB, 198x328, 99:164, fdc460791780babf54055415aa….png)

Dice rollRolled 27, 13, 100, 53, 64 = 257 (5d100)

Where did the years go.


 No.14937

File: 30225690b35ab4f⋯.png (30.23 KB, 472x532, 118:133, 30225690b35ab4f46d5d5f4bb4….png)

Dice rollRolled 5, 42, 14, 88, 49 = 198 (5d100)


 No.14938

File: 52c0206f34e8ab2⋯.jpg (105.65 KB, 604x539, 604:539, 226428.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 46, 4, 30, 20, 77 = 177 (5d100)


 No.14941

File: 8f18bf2275dce8c⋯.jpg (6.29 KB, 268x188, 67:47, car.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 79, 91, 98, 50, 19 = 337 (5d100)

Just make time go back.




File: e697b0238a51b1d⋯.png (310.64 KB, 870x1305, 2:3, this is why you murder the….png)

 No.14939[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 26, 69, 15, 51, 41 = 202 (5d100)

.

 No.14940

Dice rollRolled 90, 56, 73, 51, 40 = 310 (5d100)

>>14939

JUST FUCK MY ADVENTURERS UP, FAM.




File: 1434792110392.webm (248.24 KB, 480x360, 4:3, WAKE UP.webm)

 No.1995[Reply]

WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wive deserves to die

WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

Lawyer into your hands

I give up my paycheck

Lawyer into your hands

Why have you fucked my shit up?

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 No.12919

Dice rollRolled 11, 37, 76, 31, 29 = 184 (5d100)

>>12897

This one is for you, anon.


 No.14628

File: 4cee805f392c56c⋯.png (76.84 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1523940137104.png)

Years later I still come back to this thread from time to time for a good laugh.

I'm still waiting for someone to actually sing the lyrics in OP's post.


 No.14794

Fell in love with a hoe

She fucked my shit up with the alimony

Now everybody knows

And my three sons never get to see their daddy

Can't even get a movie role

She just fucked my shit up forever so badly

Think I might as well an hero now

Yeah I used to have it good but it's all come tumbling down

Fell in love with a hoe

I didn't get a prenup and she cucked me badly

Now everybody knows

My former acting career has become a travesty

Hollywood doesn't want me now

Doing interviews for aol is such a sad thing

Told my barber just fuck my shit up

Now my wallets a black hole and my ex is gravity

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Can't even pay my lawyers off

Hollywood blackballed me

Fucked my shit up badly

Shes bleeding me dry through and through

I just wish I got a prenup because alimony

Fell in love with a hoe

She fucked my shit up on another level

Should have got a prenup

Now I'm literally a debt slave to this damn shedevil

Can't even get an acting role

Yeah those jews in Hollywood all refuse to cast me

She fucked my shit up deep in my soul

Just kill me now fam my life's such a tragedy

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Just fuck my Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.14818

File: e832cc7aead077b⋯.gif (67.51 KB, 401x496, 401:496, fred just.gif)

ALRIGHT, AFTON, KEEP ALLIE MONIN', BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

(LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR, YOUR MONEY DOWN)

(THROW YOUR, THROW, THROW YOUR)

(THROW YOUR, YOUR, YOUR HANDS, YOUR, YOUR HANDS UP)

(SHOULD'VE TRIED A PRENUP)

HOLLYWOOD MASTERS, WANNA KEEP ON ROLLIN', BABY!

(YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW, YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, BACK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCK UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

NOW I KNOW Y'ALL BE LOVIN' THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

J.U.S.T. FRASER IS RIGHT HERE

LAWYERS IN THE COURT PUT THEM LAWSUITS IN THE AIR

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T PAY, THEN WE DON'T G'WAY (JUST)

1, 2, 3 THOUSANDS DOLLARS TO THE SMITH

CHOSEN FOR YOUR FIX OF THOSE BLACK MEN DIX

SO WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT, PUNK?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CUT MY FUCK UP WHILE I GO JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, NOW FUCK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.14936

File: f1584b9e0ff418c⋯.jpg (42.39 KB, 330x479, 330:479, camel laugh.jpg)

>>12886

>AND MY HAIRLINE GOES AWAY




File: 6e86236259fdacd⋯.jpg (672.99 KB, 1174x1671, 1174:1671, 67bf9feeb49b97a73052322369….jpg)

 No.14873[Reply]

Press A for Alimony

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 No.14898

It's a mystery why Shylock De Beef hasn't killed himself yet.


 No.14905

File: 8c83aca9d473036⋯.png (787.43 KB, 634x423, 634:423, Kg75o1539072136.png)


 No.14906

File: 7ea91eab0deacb2⋯.gif (956.19 KB, 1060x1413, 1060:1413, imageedit_9_8395762637.gif)


 No.14916

>>14873

ABSOLUTELY DIVIDED


 No.14932




File: e88115f0ce3598b⋯.jpg (116.97 KB, 634x634, 1:1, 34562D3C00000578-3599019-i….jpg)

 No.8283[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 48, 70, 58, 6, 31 = 213 (5d100)

>at friends bd party

>met qt3.14

>flirt

>she likes it flirts with me

>only grill in her circle of friends (ravers)

>they all look at me like I'm satan, get jealous as fuck try to hide it though

>I just wanna cuddle w her

>it isn't happening because of her fucking cockblocking jealous male friends

>later

>write her some stuff on messenger

>replies instantly, but I'm tired as fuck so I don't ask her out

>ffw a week, today it is saturday

>click her on messenger, no reply

What is she doing who is she with these questions come to mind.

She has a really beautiful name. Ajda

What do, /just/ ?

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 No.14445

File: f8408bbad2e4544⋯.png (197.68 KB, 978x342, 163:57, f8408bbad2e4544c0fcd2ba184….png)

>>8283

OP are you still here?


 No.14446

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dice rollRolled 72, 89, 66, 64, 8 = 299 (5d100)

>>14445

wtf

yeah.

LOL

I just didn't think of her tbh. She broke her back but I broke my heart


 No.14535

>>14445

nice work!

thanks Cham!


 No.14553

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dice rollRolled 61, 10, 89, 70, 31 = 261 (5d100)

>>14445

I'm really thankful for this it opens up a small wound but nonetheless, moment of sincerity and update:

She hooked up with the guy that originally invited me to his bd party.

He broke up with his gf and left her w his son.

Now the new /just/ pair I hear are doing mad coke


 No.14926

>go to store

>buy brewski + food + cigarettes because just

>meet cute cashier flirt a little

>she likes me?

>period of 3 months goes past

>go to store last thursday

>buy some buckwheat (ajda)

>she is.there and verifies me.to buy alcohol

>come back to buy cigarettes and I hear the other cashier call her by her name

So I learn her name for the first tiem (Ajda)

What do




File: 012634f94a310fb⋯.jpg (2.25 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, 5.jpg)

 No.14440[Reply]

More info and pics about this ridiculous new Fraser flick, finally set to release this year.

>The Secret of Karma is a message from the other side.

>It is a Guide on how to be Happy, Healthy and Wealthy.

>Isn’t that what we all really want?

>This is a real story about a man who died and came back with a complete memory of the other side and with a secret message.

>Marcia Cross of TV’s DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES and Brendan Fraser of MUMMY and GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE are your guides as you travel in time to the other side

Director: https://www.instagram.com/milan_friedrich/

Trailer: https://www.cineserie.com/movies/1387458/video/1432397/

(the other thread sucks, has dead trailer as OP image)

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 No.14525

>>14520

He calls this ability to remember alternate JUSTings "Reading JUSTer".


 No.14549

So has it released?


 No.14922

File: 77e03d484204f03⋯.jpg (100.51 KB, 700x505, 140:101, 77e03d484204f03c01835a40a4….jpg)

when is this out?

when is /just/ streaming it?


 No.14923

File: 058f07dd256eca4⋯.jpg (82.7 KB, 1024x825, 1024:825, o_363832_1024.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 78, 44, 99, 96, 37 = 354 (5d100)

>>14520


 No.14924

File: 56b30c82b18eff8⋯.jpg (105.28 KB, 932x893, 932:893, my name is earl cringe.jpg)

>>14440

>>14461

This is so fucking cringy, but I'm happy he is kinda back on his feet.

The OC will be great




File: a386e2fa357bfc3⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 2340x2381, 2340:2381, AS11-37-5528HR.jpg)

 No.14918[Reply]

fuck my moon up



File: 359005c74015350⋯.png (77.26 KB, 1378x548, 689:274, JUST breakers is no moe.png)

 No.14674[Reply]

Had to search it to believe it.

Press S to spit on it.

S

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 No.14803

>>14750

>try to cater females

>get cucked

Every time.

>>14801

>implying he is people


 No.14820

>>14801

>complain about constantly losing connection

>I guess you're too awesome for the servers

Kek instead of fixing issues they try to feed their egos with comments like that.


 No.14855

>>14731

>>14736

I told you Kirkbride should have been on the 8cup roster. Both him and his wife worked at Telltale and they got JUSTed right in the year I predicted. If they end up divorcing that will be the cherry on the top.


 No.14862

File: 3763e579386d64b⋯.gif (6.45 MB, 480x480, 1:1, 3763e579386d64bf709d627e49….gif)

>>14801

>possibly actually factually

Why are bugmen like this

They're the reason I have such an aversion to question marks, because they always denote passive aggressiveness and nu-speak going on when I see them on the internet.


 No.14917

>>14689

>T-those this mean our shit is getting unfucked?

Isn't Brendan going to be free from alimony payments in 2019?

2019 could be the year of the great injustening.




File: b1c7630976ed2d0⋯.webm (15.45 MB, 1858x982, 929:491, JUST-heli.webm)

 No.14574[Reply]

A game where you go around fucking people's shit up.

 No.14763

if they had any brains, then they would've hired Brendan to voice the lead character.


 No.14915

File: 244bbf4a58f960d⋯.jpg (484.61 KB, 1084x1027, 1084:1027, 244bbf4a58f960da8af9750daf….jpg)




File: 0018825b4969d7c⋯.jpg (120.97 KB, 610x750, 61:75, 24ca0a2f15e09e2960adb27bc3….jpg)

 No.14415[Reply]

How many /just/-posters are JUSTed themselves?

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 No.14640

>>14639

Hope not buddy.


 No.14789

File: 03e4ee167ab6f56⋯.gif (2.14 MB, 400x226, 200:113, 1427967273272.gif)

I'm trying to unjust myself


 No.14798

>>14789

Me too, friendo.


 No.14817

my hair kind of does the just thing If I ever get it cut short. so i can be a lanky, greasy fucker with horrible long hair or a JUST'd close shave..


 No.14908

>>14415

How justed are student loans compared to alimony?




File: 07d0c28e6b7e313⋯.png (787.43 KB, 634x423, 634:423, pLoIu1539070865.png)

 No.14897[Reply]

Madman taxes alimony.

Increases the just on those who blaspheme his name

But taxes the shit out of Afton as well.

He actually did it!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5204741/Taxes-exes-How-tax-plan-alter-alimony.html

 No.14899

Dice rollRolled 96, 27, 25, 91, 16 = 255 (5d100)

Did someone roll over 450 recently? Alimony demons are not easily struck without magic.




File: c1685639059524b⋯.jpeg (37.85 KB, 624x416, 3:2, 049AE719-C7BA-4621-9085-0….jpeg)

 No.14787[Reply]

JUST

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 No.14821

File: eedf094672fe455⋯.png (254.09 KB, 607x568, 607:568, salt time.png)

>>14799

>implying

JUST fuck my fake allegations up fam.


 No.14853

He's in.

Kill yourself OP you worthless fucking faggot. You are not a member of the JUST community.


 No.14865

File: 6edaf0e310b784f⋯.jpg (59.63 KB, 960x640, 3:2, 6edaf0e310b784ff3d0da0e968….jpg)

File: 9baec9388a4691d⋯.png (79.6 KB, 1430x318, 715:159, 1538862940233.png)

File: 027c2262257e616⋯.png (21.91 KB, 588x218, 294:109, 1538861067604.png)

File: 170e8453b3b0ae0⋯.png (114.45 KB, 503x687, 503:687, 1538860223776.png)

File: 93cc78f09d9045d⋯.png (114.71 KB, 725x908, 725:908, 1538858609300.png)

Supreme

JUSTice


 No.14887

File: 523df2d20a89f86⋯.png (154.43 KB, 449x283, 449:283, TOP KEK.png)

File: 3a28e98754001ec⋯.jpg (458.96 KB, 2000x2000, 1:1, Top_Kek_original.jpg)


 No.14888

File: 2028cb6cb2a5bd9⋯.jpg (105.66 KB, 750x500, 3:2, JUST.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 18, 26, 5, 16, 79 = 144 (5d100)

>>14865

JUST




File: b0db49ad5c80227⋯.png (126.8 KB, 1118x494, 43:19, fuck my thread up.png)

 No.14869[Reply]

Read the fucking screencap. I accidentally made the thread on /pol/ instead of here.

Video: https://youtu.be/TMVbyYDhzyU

 No.14880

File: 24350a13eaeea79⋯.gif (954.96 KB, 1060x1413, 1060:1413, imageedit_10_3890995856.gif)


 No.14882

File: 8d9941ed4bb767b⋯.png (1.13 MB, 856x820, 214:205, paome_388bc270-c472-0132-b….png)

wrong bred

/just/




File: 687587c6316a5e4⋯.jpg (146.61 KB, 1200x686, 600:343, Dl86ZS-UcAE5HiT.jpg)

 No.14519[Reply]

Is he coming back?

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 No.14663

File: 7c24773f0abfb59⋯.jpg (181.54 KB, 497x798, 71:114, robot respect.jpg)


 No.14863

File: d86feb1f4b18cc9⋯.jpg (58.97 KB, 750x423, 250:141, Brendan.jpg)

File: ffcfa4564d3d84a⋯.jpg (117.18 KB, 494x807, 494:807, Fraser.jpg)

Brendan sinks deeper into the just zone as he botches an announcement at New York Comic Con.


 No.14867

>>14863

J U S T


 No.14872

>bout to make a "is Brendan an NPC?" thread

>Brendan is playing a robot

Astute casting director.


 No.14879

File: 8563bebf8e2e585⋯.jpg (10.93 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault-2.jpg)

>>14662

>finally get a recurring role in a non-limited series

>it's a superhero show, today's hottest genre

>your character looks worse than pic related

J U S T

Here's hoping Brendan will get saved by CGI




File: 67f33504d842abd⋯.jpeg (13.48 KB, 300x250, 6:5, f2be80b0d86343d39d676e565….jpeg)

 No.14617[Reply]

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 No.14690

Not white tho.

>>14625

In Russia, whites opress the minority.

Alternatively

In Russia, non-whites are the minority.


 No.14707

File: b63d29921ebcba0⋯.jpg (28.59 KB, 512x512, 1:1, top_kek_hat.jpg)


 No.14708

File: b1272d17349366e⋯.jpg (61.35 KB, 764x897, 764:897, e02e386c5b951518e4e630cde3….jpg)

>The complainant was an anonymous man who said Kalugina's posts insulted him as a male.


 No.14719

File: 656d6ccd42aa5fa⋯.jpg (73.23 KB, 750x719, 750:719, 656.jpg)


 No.14823

>>14617

i thought her mole was a mark on my screen and spent 20 seconds trying to get it off. holy shit.




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