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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.10064[Reply]

FUCK MY GENDER UP

Why rely on divorce and alimony to fuck up your shit when you could start dressing as a woman, taking hormones and completely destroying your life, fucking up your shit beyond all hope of redemption?

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 No.14068

File: 3eeec99b345d710⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 298.22 KB, 700x404, 175:101, Screenshot_2018-07-19_10-1….png)

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File: 4918a0311a253d4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 530.75 KB, 700x711, 700:711, Screenshot_2018-07-19_10-0….png)

I found this thing, I think it's a woman. Pretty sure it is. But oh my god how much fucking testosterone she must've had in the womb. She's got a chin strap and a clit that is bigger than a micropenis.


 No.14069

File: 8972826ce4b1303⋯.png (36.92 KB, 1043x363, 1043:363, Technically.png)

>>14068

Just fuck my trap detector up.


 No.14076

File: f88de62fd775c3c⋯.jpg (37.9 KB, 542x422, 271:211, 5d63a1c864f4d389d2bf389d71….jpg)

Am I the only one who's completely at peace with an increasing number of rival males /just/ing themselves outta the genepool?


 No.14129

>>14076

You could look at it that way, but these freaks are also dead weight that society has to carry and is increasingly catering to. Even from a humanitarian perspective, it's just cruel to encourage them to go on like this. Telling them of a better way, and when that inevitably fails, ridiculing and demeaning the tranny lifestyle so other maladjusted people don't fall into it, is Christian charity.


 No.14989

>>12280

that last pic is KILLING me hahaha

looks like that elf from harry potter




File: 0df67f02e853cc4⋯.png (504.93 KB, 600x400, 3:2, Brendan_just.png)

File: 6341c6435574072⋯.png (228.97 KB, 1208x650, 604:325, at least im not this guy.png)

 No.14957[Reply]

>reddit fag

>likes putting things up his ass who would have guessed?

>has a large collection of dildos laid out around him

>has stroke while shoving a giant dildo up his ass

>calls 9/11

>paramedics burst in his room

>his mom and sisters walk in as well

>find him passed out with dildos everywhere and one up his ass

>the porn is still playing in the background

>Chad paramedics try not to laugh out loud, and Stacy nurses quietly giggle in the background when he finally comes to in his hospital bed

>now his entire family knows about what he likes up his ass

>comes home to see his mom and sisters gathered all of his dildos together and left them on his bed

>like a dumb baka, he goes to reddit to post his story thinking nobody would draw the connection

>makes detailed, embarrassing posts about his "situation"

>to nobody's surprise the story spread like wildfire and hundreds of thousands of redditfags read it

>his sister's friend comes across it sends the link to his parents

>his parents then see his post about how much he likes black dildos up his ass

>edits his post to include "hi mom" in it

Can you guys think of a more embarrassing situation? I nominate this to be 2018's top JUST

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 No.14968

File: a87c2cbca678596⋯.png (57.2 KB, 961x300, 961:300, redditer cucked.PNG)

>>14964

Jesus Christ thats pathetic. Reddit is prime hunting grounds for JUST content.

Get a load of this guy, his wife was cucking him while she was trying to get pregnant.


 No.14973

>>14968

>been in a relationship for 8 years

>About to graduate

>gf went back with ex from ten years ago

>a mere 2 years of marriage and she cucks him

So his """ gf""" was a 40 year old roastie while this guy is like 20? If anything life did him a favor by not allowing him to have kids, she was probably hoping to shit out a kid in the first year of marriage, cuck him with a nigger right after that, divorce and then JUST him with alimony for the rest of his life, this cuck should just move to another city and forget about that demon.


 No.14977

>>14964

Topkek


 No.14986

File: 6b1e026793223ac⋯.png (66.34 KB, 1210x240, 121:24, your average redditor.PNG)

Reddit in a nutshell.


 No.14988

File: 2997d323d4c14f5⋯.jpeg (45.33 KB, 768x512, 3:2, 49393d9edbb8de4e3c17-toma….jpeg)




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 No.14440[Reply]

More info and pics about this ridiculous new Fraser flick, finally set to release this year.

>The Secret of Karma is a message from the other side.

>It is a Guide on how to be Happy, Healthy and Wealthy.

>Isn’t that what we all really want?

>This is a real story about a man who died and came back with a complete memory of the other side and with a secret message.

>Marcia Cross of TV’s DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES and Brendan Fraser of MUMMY and GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE are your guides as you travel in time to the other side

Director: https://www.instagram.com/milan_friedrich/

Trailer: https://www.cineserie.com/movies/1387458/video/1432397/

(the other thread sucks, has dead trailer as OP image)

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 No.14924

File: 56b30c82b18eff8⋯.jpg (105.28 KB, 932x893, 932:893, my name is earl cringe.jpg)

>>14440

>>14461

This is so fucking cringy, but I'm happy he is kinda back on his feet.

The OC will be great


 No.14949

Once this shit comes out we need a good /JUST/ stream with this being the main feature.


 No.14976

File: 0404576269428de⋯.png (36.78 KB, 312x390, 4:5, 950c736a96e576e9e67d443567….png)

>>14461

Well, I'm always up for brendan-kino and this has some old school brendan vibe to it.

But wasn't there already a recent movie some 3-4 years ago with tom hanks that had the same plot or some shit?


 No.14980

File: dc782cfcdb5a48c⋯.gif (933.38 KB, 500x379, 500:379, dc782cfcdb5a48c99f41380013….gif)

Can any of you find a torrent or download, much less, even acknowledgement that the movie still exists and wasn't canceled?

Everyone wants to play this in the December /bane/ stream, but nobody seems to have it. Heck, I'd be willing to buy a physical copy if it means we get to watch it together, but I don't know what obscure flea market I have to go to find it.


 No.14987

>>14980

Does the movie even exist? Looks like the trailers got scrubbed off the internet and googling gives no results other than a imdb page with next to nothing on it.




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 No.14591[Reply]

ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.

This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the

JUST

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

Round #5: >>13090

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 No.14981

Dice rollRolled 87, 66, 32, 96, 61 = 342 (5d100)

Absolutely rape my shit


 No.14982

File: 6cf319660b5744c⋯.webm (1.06 MB, 854x480, 427:240, benoit.webm)

Dice rollRolled 54, 2, 17, 12, 94 = 179 (5d100)


 No.14983

File: 1aa91d54db07d35⋯.jpg (32.09 KB, 400x267, 400:267, 1435730273253.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 64, 28, 24, 1, 83 = 200 (5d100)


 No.14984

File: 5756554b89651b2⋯.jpg (106.54 KB, 859x1267, 859:1267, 5756554b89651b287d9a77d7f9….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 13, 2, 28, 93, 53 = 189 (5d100)

>>14982

>2

>>14983

>1

JUST


 No.14985

File: 8c9595c52212623⋯.jpg (71.07 KB, 500x562, 250:281, transgenderboy.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 88, 22, 6, 12, 63 = 191 (5d100)




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 No.14897[Reply]

Madman taxes alimony.

Increases the just on those who blaspheme his name

But taxes the shit out of Afton as well.

He actually did it!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5204741/Taxes-exes-How-tax-plan-alter-alimony.html

 No.14899

Dice rollRolled 96, 27, 25, 91, 16 = 255 (5d100)

Did someone roll over 450 recently? Alimony demons are not easily struck without magic.


 No.14978

Dice rollRolled 66, 1, 62, 58, 51 = 238 (5d100)

>>14899

Checked

I think TGEoM

Is justing the alimony succubus


 No.14979

>>14978

>the JUSTers get JUSTed

For great JUSTice.




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 No.14972[Reply]

>spend a whole night torrenting lain anime and artbook thinking they are raw original edition copies

>anime is dubbed

>artbook is translated second edition

JUST

 No.14974

File: df584e87f16249b⋯.jpg (172.88 KB, 569x802, 569:802, Lain.jpg)

>>14972

Lain?!




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 No.8283[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 48, 70, 58, 6, 31 = 213 (5d100)

>at friends bd party

>met qt3.14

>flirt

>she likes it flirts with me

>only grill in her circle of friends (ravers)

>they all look at me like I'm satan, get jealous as fuck try to hide it though

>I just wanna cuddle w her

>it isn't happening because of her fucking cockblocking jealous male friends

>later

>write her some stuff on messenger

>replies instantly, but I'm tired as fuck so I don't ask her out

>ffw a week, today it is saturday

>click her on messenger, no reply

What is she doing who is she with these questions come to mind.

She has a really beautiful name. Ajda

What do, /just/ ?

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 No.14535

>>14445

nice work!

thanks Cham!


 No.14553

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dice rollRolled 61, 10, 89, 70, 31 = 261 (5d100)

>>14445

I'm really thankful for this it opens up a small wound but nonetheless, moment of sincerity and update:

She hooked up with the guy that originally invited me to his bd party.

He broke up with his gf and left her w his son.

Now the new /just/ pair I hear are doing mad coke


 No.14926

>go to store

>buy brewski + food + cigarettes because just

>meet cute cashier flirt a little

>she likes me?

>period of 3 months goes past

>go to store last thursday

>buy some buckwheat (ajda)

>she is.there and verifies me.to buy alcohol

>come back to buy cigarettes and I hear the other cashier call her by her name

So I learn her name for the first tiem (Ajda)

What do


 No.14950

>>14553

I don't think this will end well.

>>14926

Ask her for her number if you have the balls. Don't call by name if she never told you it.


 No.14970

File: 2ee9937431598e8⋯.mp4 (7.22 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Shivers (ALPHA 9).mp4)

>>14950

Will do.

Thx for the protip fam




File: b1c7630976ed2d0⋯.webm (15.45 MB, 1858x982, 929:491, JUST-heli.webm)

 No.14574[Reply]

A game where you go around fucking people's shit up.

 No.14763

if they had any brains, then they would've hired Brendan to voice the lead character.


 No.14915

File: 244bbf4a58f960d⋯.jpg (484.61 KB, 1084x1027, 1084:1027, 244bbf4a58f960da8af9750daf….jpg)


 No.14965

File: d8e515860dd914a⋯.jpg (736.6 KB, 1483x1043, 1483:1043, Just fuck my shit up 3.jpg)


 No.14966

>>14965

Is there a mod to make him look like Brendan? Hair and all?




File: e697b0238a51b1d⋯.png (310.64 KB, 870x1305, 2:3, this is why you murder the….png)

 No.14939[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 26, 69, 15, 51, 41 = 202 (5d100)

.

 No.14940

Dice rollRolled 90, 56, 73, 51, 40 = 310 (5d100)

>>14939

JUST FUCK MY ADVENTURERS UP, FAM.


 No.14946

Dice rollRolled 2, 6, 90, 48, 98 = 244 (5d100)

>>14939

JUST part and parcel.


 No.14953

File: c31302ec72bbf49⋯.png (853.83 KB, 700x1326, 350:663, south africa JP&P.png)

>>14939

>hit in the head with a rock

Sounds familiar.


 No.14955

File: 562719cd0a02322⋯.jpg (45.15 KB, 680x466, 340:233, 8f921cffffb44cdc7a8363a2a5….jpg)

>(((goblins)))




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 No.14954[Reply]

Just fuck my eyebrows up



File: 359005c74015350⋯.png (77.26 KB, 1378x548, 689:274, JUST breakers is no moe.png)

 No.14674[Reply]

Had to search it to believe it.

Press S to spit on it.

S

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 No.14820

>>14801

>complain about constantly losing connection

>I guess you're too awesome for the servers

Kek instead of fixing issues they try to feed their egos with comments like that.


 No.14855

>>14731

>>14736

I told you Kirkbride should have been on the 8cup roster. Both him and his wife worked at Telltale and they got JUSTed right in the year I predicted. If they end up divorcing that will be the cherry on the top.


 No.14862

File: 3763e579386d64b⋯.gif (6.45 MB, 480x480, 1:1, 3763e579386d64bf709d627e49….gif)

>>14801

>possibly actually factually

Why are bugmen like this

They're the reason I have such an aversion to question marks, because they always denote passive aggressiveness and nu-speak going on when I see them on the internet.


 No.14917

>>14689

>T-those this mean our shit is getting unfucked?

Isn't Brendan going to be free from alimony payments in 2019?

2019 could be the year of the great injustening.


 No.14948

>>14917

2019 is the year we roll 490.




File: 6e86236259fdacd⋯.jpg (672.99 KB, 1174x1671, 1174:1671, 67bf9feeb49b97a73052322369….jpg)

 No.14873[Reply]

Press A for Alimony

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 No.14905

File: 8c83aca9d473036⋯.png (787.43 KB, 634x423, 634:423, Kg75o1539072136.png)


 No.14906

File: 7ea91eab0deacb2⋯.gif (956.19 KB, 1060x1413, 1060:1413, imageedit_9_8395762637.gif)


 No.14916

>>14873

ABSOLUTELY DIVIDED


 No.14932


 No.14947

>>14892

>Mulatto goth chick

Shit dude, thats not how you do the goth meme.

A

>>14895

Does this mean the shekels the alimony vampires drain from their host get taxed now? Meaning they get less money?




File: bc8fcf0273d08b6⋯.jpg (483.97 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, thomas JUSTfferson.jpg)

 No.14942[Reply]

>Thomas Jefferson by the time of his death accumulated a debt of $100,000 in 1826 (About $2,546,929.29 in 2018)

>Jefferson died deeply in debt, unable to pass on his estate freely to his heirs. He gave instructions in his will for disposal of his assets, including the freeing of Sally Hemings's children; but his estate, possessions, and slaves were sold at public auctions starting in 1827.

<One of the founding fathers of the USA was JUST'd by debt

USA, land of the debt and home of the JUST

 No.14943

At least he didn't get alimony'd, JUST shekelmonied.




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 No.1995[Reply]

WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wive deserves to die

WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

Lawyer into your hands

I give up my paycheck

Lawyer into your hands

Why have you fucked my shit up?

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 No.12919

Dice rollRolled 11, 37, 76, 31, 29 = 184 (5d100)

>>12897

This one is for you, anon.


 No.14628

File: 4cee805f392c56c⋯.png (76.84 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1523940137104.png)

Years later I still come back to this thread from time to time for a good laugh.

I'm still waiting for someone to actually sing the lyrics in OP's post.


 No.14794

Fell in love with a hoe

She fucked my shit up with the alimony

Now everybody knows

And my three sons never get to see their daddy

Can't even get a movie role

She just fucked my shit up forever so badly

Think I might as well an hero now

Yeah I used to have it good but it's all come tumbling down

Fell in love with a hoe

I didn't get a prenup and she cucked me badly

Now everybody knows

My former acting career has become a travesty

Hollywood doesn't want me now

Doing interviews for aol is such a sad thing

Told my barber just fuck my shit up

Now my wallets a black hole and my ex is gravity

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

Can't even pay my lawyers off

Hollywood blackballed me

Fucked my shit up badly

Shes bleeding me dry through and through

I just wish I got a prenup because alimony

Fell in love with a hoe

She fucked my shit up on another level

Should have got a prenup

Now I'm literally a debt slave to this damn shedevil

Can't even get an acting role

Yeah those jews in Hollywood all refuse to cast me

She fucked my shit up deep in my soul

Just kill me now fam my life's such a tragedy

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh up

Just fuck my shit uuuuuuuuuhhhh up

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 No.14818

File: e832cc7aead077b⋯.gif (67.51 KB, 401x496, 401:496, fred just.gif)

ALRIGHT, AFTON, KEEP ALLIE MONIN', BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

(LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR, YOUR MONEY DOWN)

(THROW YOUR, THROW, THROW YOUR)

(THROW YOUR, YOUR, YOUR HANDS, YOUR, YOUR HANDS UP)

(SHOULD'VE TRIED A PRENUP)

HOLLYWOOD MASTERS, WANNA KEEP ON ROLLIN', BABY!

(YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW, YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

(THROW YOUR HANDS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

BACK UP, BACK UP – TELLING YOU MY PAYCHECKS JUST BOUNCED!

BUCKS IN, NOW BUCKS OUT – MY GOLD AT HER DRAW!

BUCK UP, BUCK UP – TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE NOW!

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (JUST?)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (COME ON!)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN' (YEAH)

KEEP MONIN', MONIN', MONIN', MONIN'

NOW I KNOW Y'ALL BE LOVIN' THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

J.U.S.T. FRASER IS RIGHT HERE

LAWYERS IN THE COURT PUT THEM LAWSUITS IN THE AIR

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T PAY, THEN WE DON'T G'WAY (JUST)

1, 2, 3 THOUSANDS DOLLARS TO THE SMITH

CHOSEN FOR YOUR FIX OF THOSE BLACK MEN DIX

SO WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT, PUNK?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CUT MY FUCK UP WHILE I GO JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW, THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

(THROW YOUR LAWSUITS UP)

WORKED IN, PAID IT OUT – NO CASH TO HAND OUT!

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 No.14936

File: f1584b9e0ff418c⋯.jpg (42.39 KB, 330x479, 330:479, camel laugh.jpg)

>>12886

>AND MY HAIRLINE GOES AWAY




File: a386e2fa357bfc3⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 2340x2381, 2340:2381, AS11-37-5528HR.jpg)

 No.14918[Reply]

fuck my moon up



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