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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.15671[Reply]

Just the most mixxed and weirdest looking creations out of the USA.

Also rate.

 No.15672

FAS is a helluva drug


 No.15698

>>15671

>tfw you are strangely attracted to La Americano

>most likely due to her large milkers

JUST


 No.15714

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 No.15717

File: 7681f099609bade⋯.png (206.71 KB, 637x357, 91:51, 1480467340371.png)

Stop posting this ugly bitch on every god damned board.


 No.15748

Was posting this on /bane/ part of your plan?




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 No.14591[Reply]

ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.

This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the

JUST

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

Round #5: >>13090

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 No.15743

File: af21a2bd65894d6⋯.png (1.14 MB, 800x521, 800:521, ClipboardImage.png)

Dice rollRolled 37, 40, 95, 92, 95 = 359 (5d100)

fuck that's it!


 No.15744

File: 45897234b6b7e0b⋯.png (573.41 KB, 616x347, 616:347, ClipboardImage.png)

Dice rollRolled 92, 25, 38, 7, 43 = 205 (5d100)


 No.15745

File: 6a5dad426b08361⋯.png (887.4 KB, 700x466, 350:233, ClipboardImage.png)

Dice rollRolled 13, 70, 59, 66, 62 = 270 (5d100)


 No.15746

File: 24789be31216a59⋯.png (790.11 KB, 900x340, 45:17, ClipboardImage.png)

Dice rollRolled 90, 17, 89, 86, 70 = 352 (5d100)


 No.15747

File: 548cc151028d9ab⋯.png (1.68 MB, 960x638, 480:319, ClipboardImage.png)

Dice rollRolled 94, 15, 73, 50, 24 = 256 (5d100)




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 No.15681[Reply]

>be me

>started watching more recent anime

>sub groups are now using ebonic colloquialisms and slang when adding english subtitles

first they eat the world around me

and then they eat the one thing i have left

 No.15728

File: a9c77a49b3e68c5⋯.png (148.28 KB, 625x455, 125:91, this is the kind that like….png)

File: a312deff5081858⋯.webm (1.98 MB, 854x478, 427:239, anime suicide an hero sho….webm)

The Mediterranean race (sometimes Mediterranid race) is one of the sub-races into which the Caucasian race was categorized by most anthropologists in the late nineteenth to mid-twentieth centuries.

According to various definitions, it was said to be prevalent in Southern Europe and Southeast Europe, in Western Asia, in North Africa, in the Horn of Africa, in Central Asia, in Latin America (through Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, French and Lebanese ancestry), and in certain parts of the British Isles and Germany.

It is characterized by medium to tall stature, long (dolichocephalic) or moderate (mesocephalic) skull, a narrow and often slightly aquiline nose, prevalence of dark hair and eyes, and pink to reddish to light or dark brown skin tone; olive complexion being especially common.

It is totally idiotic for Nordics to consider the Mediterranean race (Including Greece, South Italy - Sicily, Lebanon, Egypt, Malta etc.) as racially inferior.

The Mediterranean races are with no doubt the creators of civilisation. The Ancient Greeks, The Ancient Egyptians, the Phoenicians, Cathrage, The Romans, Assyrians and even the Ethiopians were the ones that created culture, democracy and science including mathematics, astronomy, physics and medicine.

For the Greeks and Romans, Germanic and Celtic peoples were often stereotyped as wild red haired barbarians. While the Med. people were prosperous the Germanic and Celtic tribes were living in caves, later on they improved to savagely launch attacks on the great empires of the med. - The Roman and the Byzantine.

You may argue that the Greeks are considered aryans. This is wrong because: Firstly Aristotle argued that the Greeks were an ideal race because they possessed a medium skin-tone, in contrast to pale northerners and black Africans. Secondly your beloved Nazi "ideologists" and "intelectuals" considered the Greeks members of the mediterranean race, which they considered inferior to the Aryan - They were wrong ofcourse - Just compare the Greek Civilization with the Nordic "civilization" and make your own rational (please!) conclusions.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.




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 No.9615[Reply]

H-hey have you gxys heard of my new game, "LawBreakers™"?

Its really good, you should check it out. B-but you have to be #SkilledAF to play it

-t Cucky B

https://beyond-gaming.net/2017/09/11/lawbreakers-player-count-drops-50/

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 No.15690

>>15680

The public tantrum has sealed his JUST. All he had to do was not capitalize "NEVER" and he'd still have a sliver of hope, or the $700 required to fully refund every single sold copy of Lawbreakers


 No.15718

>>15680

He's DJ Phil Fish levels of JUST


 No.15719

>>15615

COMPANY


 No.15720

>>15680

Press A for alimony.

A


 No.15727

File: 99c490f8a52fb36⋯.png (23.85 KB, 609x223, 609:223, maybe I lied.png)

>>15680

Every ex-employee of him is mad with him, but I guess he made NDAs about how great was the BossKey experience.

In every tweet you can see some of them bashing him, most of them went back to Epic, but some of them remain unemployed.




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 No.15715[Reply]

what's the truth about the american tap water? is it inert, or does it really contribute to JUSTing?



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 No.15649[Reply]

am i /JUST/ed? what does it mean if you cry for three days straight even if you're taking all your jew pills like (((dr. shekelberg))) told you to?

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 No.15655

>>15649

>taking dr.shekelberg's blackpills

Theres your problem faggot.


 No.15657

>>15649

wth op? when i took the jew pills they disabled me from crying

what pills you taking?


 No.15676

>>15655

he gets angry when i stop and the tard wranglers say they'll take my things away from me if i don't swallow them

>>15657

little pale orange things that i don't know the name of and can't find online


 No.15699

>>15676

Are you in a looney bin?

Whats your /just/ level?


 No.15707

>>15699

>looney bin

like a ward? no i live on my own but the wranglers come every day

>/just/ level?

im not sure how to measure that




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 No.15683[Reply]

i unironically don't know what the fuck "the chamcham" refers to

 No.15702

>>15683

newfags out


 No.15703

>>15683

Holy shit

>get alimonied kidd


 No.15704

File: e82d4bdf78e3170⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 199.23 KB, 811x514, 811:514, thefamfam.jpg)

>>15683

Alright I'll let you in because even if you're a newfag /just/ needs posters. this goes against my normal policies on spoonfeeding, so you better be a high quality poster.

there was a forum that had a user named "TheChamCham" and from his post history and the way he talked about Brendan Fraser it was highly likely it was him


 No.15706

File: 98a1c7ccfa659f0⋯.jpg (94.46 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, erec.jpg)

<is it really spoonfeeding if you're unlikely to find the information no matter how long you lurk?




 No.15665[Reply]

Everybody just my fuck my shit up

its time to cham now

we got a real just going now

welcome to the spacecham

you were married now your damned now

alimoney going into overdrive

just fuck me up im the cham in the

spacecham

 No.15666

File: ec28ebe6b29b0e0⋯.jpg (496.26 KB, 1431x954, 3:2, downloadfile.jpg)


 No.15682

come on and cham

and welcone to the fam




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 No.15448[Reply]

Spidercham, spidercham

pays more alimony than he can

AFFOOOORD

hes now a shell of a spiderman

he sold the web

sold the web

now his crime fighten career is dead

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 No.15644

File: dc5b969dc329634⋯.mp4 (510.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Anime_ara_Laugh.mp4)

>>15622

>flinging a web into a noose


 No.15650

Tony stark

in the dark

justed peter parker for a lark

now she cums

twice a night

alimony isnt paid with spider bites

OH NO its justed spidercham


 No.15654

SPIDER CHAM, SPIDER CHAM

SHITS INSIDE OF A GARBAGE CAN

HIS SHIT GOT QUITE FUCKED UP

NOW HIS LIFE IS A FUCKING RUT

LOOK OUT! NOW HES THE HOBO MAN!

IS HIS BANK, EMPTIED OUT?

LIVING IN A CARDBOARD SHACK?

CAN HE RUN, FROM THE COPS?

SEEKING HIS NEXT ALIMONY CHECK!

HE IS A HOBO MAN

A DIRTY HOBO MAN

HE WAS THE SPIDERCHAM!


 No.15664

>>15654

My sides have been /just/ed.


 No.15673

File: e02eba277bbaca3⋯.jpg (11.35 KB, 243x300, 81:100, downloadfile.jpg)

spidercham

spidercham

tries to go out on the lam

they chase him down

chase him down

drag him back to the town

in the courts

in the courts

alimoneys doubled he still has naught

hey there

hes hung himself spiderchaam




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 No.15253[Reply]

show me a cat that looks more JUSTed than this

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 No.15635

>>15629

>>15628

>literally crucifying a cat

>piercing a cats ears

>flaying one alive

>cat puree

given the demographic, i shouldnt be surprised

why you got so much cat gore anyways? you a furfaggot or something?


 No.15637

>>15634

>minorities

There's more of every type of shitskin in the world then there's white people.

JUST FUCK THE WORLD DEMOGRAPHICS UP


 No.15640

>>15628

>Faggot has to post animal gore to prove how edgy he is but would probably bitch out at real gore because “That’s fucked up, Muh human beans, hooman libe Ids sagred :D”


 No.15645

>>15637

you know what i meant you pedantic retard

>>15640

i don't think that's true

he's got his head in his ass but so do you if you can only make shit up when you make fun of him


 No.15646

>>15635

i think he just really hates cats

i don't like them too much either but getting a kick out of seeing animals suffer for no good reason is an obvious sign of subhuman, i probably don't have a single ounce of white blood in my body but even i know that this is wrong




File: a2c8e6432b03da3⋯.mp4 (6.34 MB, 362x640, 181:320, DankMemes.mp4)

 No.14546[Reply]

JUST FUCK MY BABY UP.

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 No.15572

File: ad826bdb0dc7651⋯.jpg (15.22 KB, 600x906, 100:151, ad826bdb0dc7651b8d07e0a50e….jpg)

>>15502

this is absolutely not saudi

the language being spoken, as well as the text on the phone is in spanish

saudis do not speak spanish

ever

im assuming this is in the states as the kids look like a black/hispanic mix

i would very much like to see the cunt who did this flayed alive

smacking and dropping the kids until theyre bleeding out of their heads is one thing tho obviously not a good thing, either but the last part where she is strangling the kid. fuck. id like to do that to her. i could even record it. i can assure you, i would not stop squeezing her fucking throat though

the fear in that kids eyes when shes strangling him spooks the hell out of me

hes a little kid who cant even speak, yet he knows hes about to die and theres nothing he can do about it.


 No.15587

>>15572

so… i'm seriously the only one who notices that when she starts strangle the baby, it stares directly into her eyes and reaches out to her? look closer, you can see the question "why, mother?" in its face so clearly.


 No.15590

>niggers are huma-


 No.15599

>>15572

The text on the phone has got nothing to do with the video. It's JUST another case of retards taking a video of a video

I don't even know where you got spanish-speaking from

https://archive.fo/aOWZL

Apparently it was a Somali immigrant, so it really was niggers all along


 No.15639

File: 26e52adbf177d3a⋯.webm (964.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, From Ahmed to Maisie.webm)

JUST FUCK MY HEAD UP




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 No.14957[Reply]

>reddit fag

>likes putting things up his ass who would have guessed?

>has a large collection of dildos laid out around him

>has stroke while shoving a giant dildo up his ass

>calls 9/11

>paramedics burst in his room

>his mom and sisters walk in as well

>find him passed out with dildos everywhere and one up his ass

>the porn is still playing in the background

>Chad paramedics try not to laugh out loud, and Stacy nurses quietly giggle in the background when he finally comes to in his hospital bed

>now his entire family knows about what he likes up his ass

>comes home to see his mom and sisters gathered all of his dildos together and left them on his bed

>like a dumb baka, he goes to reddit to post his story thinking nobody would draw the connection

>makes detailed, embarrassing posts about his "situation"

>to nobody's surprise the story spread like wildfire and hundreds of thousands of redditfags read it

>his sister's friend comes across it sends the link to his parents

>his parents then see his post about how much he likes black dildos up his ass

>edits his post to include "hi mom" in it

Can you guys think of a more embarrassing situation? I nominate this to be 2018's top JUST

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 No.15616

>>15593

I'd probably strangle any partner who suggested an open relationship to me.


 No.15617

File: 594953bc5f56d67⋯.png (814.67 KB, 643x658, 643:658, hi.png)

Hi guys.


 No.15619

>>14957

Wait didn't his mom know as soon as she found him the first time? The reddit post doesn't matter after that.


 No.15630

File: 0ca5e8b0ef28d59⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.51 KB, 353x98, 353:98, reddit in one sentence.png)

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File: 9ea451b9a3a6e5d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 25 KB, 1013x310, 1013:310, reddit cuck.png)

How fucking rich, how easy do your life needs to be, for you to donate money? That much money? To a fucking whore?

I'm fucking jealous. I hate first worlders so much.


 No.15631

>>15593

Let me tell you a secret, I hate females but it's always the guys fault. Notice how she only started to act like a female once the cuck gave her permission? Yeah. When they are in a relation ship, It's often the males who turn the women into leftist. That one is a good example, and not the first I seem that the guy got the wife into cucking.




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 No.5999[Reply]

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 No.15079

File: 131b721f471ad32⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1030x752, 515:376, bog.png)

>>15073

>>15075

>Johnny Debt tries to invest his remaining JUSTbux into cryptocurrency

Crash in 3…2…


 No.15083

>be mega rich Hollywood pussyman

>get mega pussy

>you can have every pussy you want

>make skit insulting Emperor

>get justed beyond all recognition

>your drunken self is booted from playing Jack Sparrow anymore

JUST FUCK EVERYTHING


 No.15329

Sounds like he needs to change his name to johnny deppendant ex-wife


 No.15349

File: c393912516cb82b⋯.jpg (44.9 KB, 650x507, 50:39, johnnydepp5.jpg)


 No.15623

More like

Johnny Deppression




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 No.15620[Reply]

JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP



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 No.13538[Reply]

>do a night bike ride

>strava on listening to some music phone in back of pants

>on way home

>stop at traffic light

>qt.314 across the street

>hold to traffic sign

>light turns green try to(possibly) showboat a little so I launch agressively pop a wheelie and crash

>ok.jpg hurt.webm pick bike up immediately and cycl3 away past qt. In pain trying to save myself the embarrasement

>after 3km strangely I hear no music

>fuck where is my phone

>Retrace my ride to crash site

>nophone.avi

>it's probably stolen so I go home

>when get home call myself to see which fucker stole it

>a girl answers says she found my phone and tells me where I can come to pick it up

>bike mode 10000wats of power to location

>she's there, she's beautiful(really a beauty)

>introduce myself she tells me her name which I forget immediately (why do I always do this?)

>tell her she's outstanding for being so cool, give her three fiddy for a coffee (all I had on me)

>as I cycle away I remember I don't know her name

>I should have asked her for her phone number

>i will probably never see her again

>as I ride back home insted of happy for finding phone I am sad because I didn't at least remember her name

>when I come home the distance travelled on strava shows 33.3 km

JUST

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 No.15437

Dice rollRolled 26, 15, 4, 20, 20 = 85 (5d100)

>>13735

It is an apartment complex.

To this day I can not forget the utter JUST of the idiocy / missed opportunity I made that day.

I truely am a certified idiot

I should have just asked her out for a drink

The worst thing of it all is I realised my failure the moment I made 10 meters driving away.

It would be better if I never thought of it


 No.15438

File: 42f78bae393732c⋯.jpg (43.15 KB, 660x227, 660:227, 3520706_0945_pamela_mastro….jpg)

File: 1a500009098552c⋯.jpg (30.2 KB, 403x570, 403:570, pamela.jpg)

File: 89cd0e98bf06c3b⋯.jpg (34.77 KB, 696x391, 696:391, pamela-696x391.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 12, 43, 2, 21, 6 = 84 (5d100)

>>15437

dice confirm

this is sort of how she looked


 No.15439

>>13538

She saw you make an ass of yourself trying to pop a wheelie, OP. You can't make a comeback after a girl see you fail like that. You just gotta move on.


 No.15591

>>13538

for the best, she probably saw all your hentai and chan history. chock it up as a win because she didn't call the police on your ass


 No.15609

A real Shakespearian tragedy, Anon.

JUST




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