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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.16751[Reply]

His wildly popular “To Catch a Predator” series debuted in 2004 and featured Hansen repeatedly busting unsuspecting sexual predators with undercover sting operations.

The show made Hansen a hero to legions, but fans who contributed to his Kickstarter began calling the fund-raiser a fraud soon after it missed deadlines to deliver their swag.

Hansen was arrested in Connecticut Monday for allegedly bouncing checks to a mom and pop retailer who sold him $13,000 worth of marketing mugs, T-shirts and vinyl decals.

Beyond that, Hansen has been the subject of multiple financial claims filed in Connecticut over the last few years.

A complaint filed by American Express in 2015 said Hansen owed the company $57,931.72 for overdue charges on his card. The lawsuit remained active with no resolution as of November, according to the online case file.

Last May, credit company Ally Financial filed paperwork claiming Hansen borrowed more than $65,000 to buy a 2014 Corvette convertible and started defaulting on his monthly payment of $1,162.08 starting in November 2017.

A separate court order issued in May said Hansen’s house in Stamford was the subject of a “strict foreclosure,” not a sale, with an outstanding debt of $1,074,689.73.

Records show the home is now owned by a bank

Another marriage bites the dust — this time for To Catch A Predator host Chris Hansen. The disgraced TV star’s wife of 30 years, Mary Joan, filed for divorce from her deadbeat husband on June 5, 2018.

In the documents obtained by Radar, Mary Joan claimed: “The marriage has broken down irretrievably.” In addition to alimony, Mary Joan is also requesting “a fair division of property and debts.”

The estranged duo has been living in Connecticut with their two sons.

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 No.16773

>>16758

>>16759

cumskins

vs

med


 No.16775

Hi Im chris hansen you might remember me from dateline nbc Im responsible for you being in prison, have a seat right there in the cell because now I can legally whip your ass and call it self defence.

Yes got you with the plot twist.


 No.16776

>>16768

Do you think Brendan's JUST was so great it took the biggest justing in history, the AMAJUST to finally pass it onto someone else?


 No.16779

>>16764

>>16613

These things can be litigated but I'd say it's pretty set in stone at this point.


 No.16781




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 No.15931[Reply]

ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.

This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the

JUST

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

Round #5: >>13090

Round #6: >>14591

There are no winning rolls in any of the previous threads.

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 No.16747

Dice rollRolled 83, 73, 21, 48, 48 = 273 (5d100)

>>16740

nO… THIS CANT BE REAL


 No.16765

Dice rollRolled 14, 62, 22, 39, 9 = 146 (5d100)

JUST'''


 No.16766

Dice rollRolled 75, 94, 37, 73, 99 = 378 (5d100)

FUCK MY RED TEXT UP


 No.16767

Dice rollRolled 49, 26, 43, 49, 97 = 264 (5d100)

>a 99

Just need 4 of these and a 95.


 No.16780

Dice rollRolled 68, 22, 82, 5, 66 = 243 (5d100)

Unjust




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 No.16365[Reply]

GREETINGS /just/

The 4th edition of the 8chan Cup is fast approaching. First kickoff is set for January 4th, 2019 at 08:00PM UTC and your board is a part of it. The Cup will be a 32 team tournament, first with a group stage followed by the 16 team Knockout Round, all to determine a champion board of the site. The 3rd editon of the Cup saw the debut of 15 different boards, all of which are returning to shoot for glory once again, amongst revived boards and a few new ones as well. The Cup is being defended by >>>/christian/, who grinded out a 1-0 victory in the Finals over newcomers >>>/ita/. Eternal powerhouse >>>/bane/ managed to claim 3rd place over >>>/strek/ by stopping the Trekkies potent offense and pouring on four goals of their own. For a full breakdown of the 2018 Summer Cup, please take a look at the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup

In 2019, your board has been drawn into Group G, with /ausneets/, /ita/, and /unna/. Please use this thread for pre-tournament hype and also any MINOR tweaks that may need to be made.

For the full wiki: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/

For the stream: https://cytu.be/r/8cup

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 No.16711

8chan Cup Knockout Round

THE FINAL DAY OF COMPETITION

A1 >>>/christian/ vs >>>/tv/ B2

C1 >>>/genesis/ vs >>>/todd/ D2

E1 >>>/test/ vs >>>/liberty/ F2

G1 >>>/unna/ vs >>>/cow H2

B1 >>>/a/ vs >>>/bmn/ A2

D1 >>>/monster/ vs >>>/hgg/ C2

F1 >>>/co/ vs >>>/b/ E2

H1 >>>/strek/ vs >>>/ausneets/ G2

For the full bracket: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup_4#Bracket

After the First Round we'll play the Quarterfinals, Semifinals, Third Place Game, and Finals.

It all begins at 8:00 PM UTC, on https://cytu.be/r/8cup


 No.16714

SLIGHT DELAY, BUT WE'RE STARTING

https://cytu.be/r/8cup


 No.16715

>>16714

>fall asleep

>end up sleeping for 12 hours

>2 hours late

JUST


 No.16721

QUARTERFINALS, SEMIFINALS AND FINAL - SATURDAY THE 26TH 8PM UTC


 No.16778

Just fuck our shit up.




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 No.16712[Reply]

You think JUSTice is your ally? You merely adopted the JUST. I was born in it, molded by it.

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 No.16739

>>16712

>he got so justed friends think hes gonna die

>Bam Margera

WEW He got so justed I didn't recognize him.


 No.16742

>>16722

if i take half your net worth will you die?


 No.16744

>>16742

It would be extremely depressing…


 No.16772

>>16744

You're an easy mark


 No.16777

Guys this guy made his fame and fortune from JUSTing him self on camera. Now hes getting justed off camera, like he memed this fate onto him self.




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 No.16650[Reply]

JUST

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 No.16743

File: 3a1f7aab9bb4cb9⋯.png (286.47 KB, 388x599, 388:599, ChrisHansen.png)

Dice rollRolled 94, 66, 100, 80, 56 = 396 (5d100)

>Checks are bouncing

>Caught cheating on wife with a hidden camera

>Mary Joan filed on June 5, 2018, claiming that “the marriage has broken down irretrievably.”

>She’s reportedly asking for alimony and “a fair division of property and debts.

>Hansen last paid his rent in August, but it was $400 short. And will be evicted.

JUST


 No.16745

>>16743

>I'm Chris Hansen, just fuck my shit up.


 No.16750

File: 024cca9f7793081⋯.jpg (6.06 KB, 194x259, 194:259, fraser__120604191538.jpg)

>>16743

Welcome to the team, bro


 No.16763

>>16743

>Chris joins the taskforce

>traps alimony lawyers in pedo stings

>"JUST have a seat over there"

>has connections with the FBI

He will make a fine addition.


 No.16774

>>16743

Serves the kike right.




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 No.16280[Reply]

Is this the ultimate JUST of the 2010s if not the 21st century?

>begs adult swim for 10 years for a show

>finally gets show

>"Forgets" to hide his powerlevel on social media while tweeting /pol/tier shit

>Buzzfeed and several other media outlets pick up on this

>spin Sam's social media into world peace being an "alt-right" show

>Journalists put major pressure on Adult Swims parent company turner broadcasting system

>Turner puts pressure on Adult Swim

>Adult Swim pulls show for fear of hosting a "neo-nazi, alt-right show"

>Sam spirals into a depression

>gets obese and stops taking care of himself

>Nick and Charls drift away from Sam either out of anger or disgust

>Sam on his own now is putting out the laziest shittiest content of his life because of depression

>Fucks trannies

>Fucks dudes

>Drove a 15 year old across state lines to have anal sex with her when he was in his late 20's

>Withheld payment from people very close to him

>Begs girls to find other men online for threesomes

>Takes steroids and fake Cialis to even get a boner, peruses Craigslist for gay sex

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 No.16348

>>16331

Nothing wrong, except everything after "Tom Goes to the Mayor".


 No.16349

>>16340

Nobody likes you ;_; Stadiums worth of people love Sam ;_; You will never be a world-changing hero of virtue like the protagonists in your cartoons ;_;


 No.16528

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 No.16643

>>16348

>Nothing wrong, except everything after "Tom Goes to the Mayor".

fucking this tbh


 No.16771

>>16280

half of this is made up, but the other half is sad enough




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 No.15941[Reply]

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 No.16732

File: 4c0bcd3aee673f9⋯.png (106.57 KB, 585x560, 117:112, funland.png)

File: ef6c22dbecb5c6b⋯.jpg (216.22 KB, 1457x1059, 1457:1059, TÖIHIN.jpg)

>>16731

Mämmi is a (shitty) finnish food

yes

Domestic violence

Liquor


 No.16738

File: c1a18c94086ae78⋯.jpg (47.98 KB, 600x420, 10:7, c1a18c94086ae78bd1f2ebed0a….jpg)

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>>16732

wew! I was way off! Cheers, Finnbro.


 No.16748

>>16730

Not gonna lie I'd fug her slanted twat.


 No.16749

File: 769c994293aa216⋯.jpg (123.98 KB, 736x1094, 368:547, shitpost_wizard.jpg)

>>16748

I actually did lie, I was merely shitposting


 No.16770

File: 098903464a87a89⋯.jpg (516.19 KB, 640x851, 640:851, finland-is-the-only-hope-e….jpg)

File: 5d38bf3f8321ee7⋯.png (69.43 KB, 500x483, 500:483, get-de-fug-out-xd-ddd-we-d….png)

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>>16732

Truestory tiem:

>Be in Slovenjia, drive across highway to home (not long but still)

>petrol station on highway a car i park next to is stranded

>looks really fucked up too, see plates white but i dont check think it is ours (idk lol)

>drive two months later same reststop, see car, check plates, it is opel astra dark green with finnish plates

>guy seems to have been so drunk/fucked up he just kept on plowing on the curb destroying carter, totalling astra, alot of oil beneath car

>the car is not really that much fucked besides having it's entrails opened

>presumably alot of alcohol involved

>my first interaction albeit of third kind with fingolian.

>as Slav deeply impressed by how he managed to drive 2500 kilometres and then crashing his car on restway

10/10 bretty gud

Instarespect




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 No.16709[Reply]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME ILL HAVE TO LIVE OFF RICE-A-RONI GOING BROKE LIVING IN THE CUCK SHED

NOW IM LOOKING KINDA DUMB WHILE MY FEELINGS GOING NUMB AND IVE LOST ALL THE HAIR ON MY FOREHEAD

 No.16710

WELL THE BILLS KEEP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

SENT BACK INTO THE COURT CAUSE I CANT KEEP RUNNING

DIDNT MAKE SENSE MY LIFES NO FUN THE ACCOUNTANTS FEES RISING AND IM PRETTY MUCH DONE


 No.16719

SO MUCH TO PAY, SO LITTLE CASH, WHATS WRONG WITH FLEEING TO INDIA?


 No.16723

THEY'LL FIND MORE CASH IF YOU DONT GO, SHE'LL SPEND ALL YOUR CASH ON BLOW

HEY NOW YOU'RE THECHAMCHAM DEFEND YOURSELF IN THE NET TRADES

POST THINGS IN THE FORUMS PRETEND THAT YOU'RE NOT FRASED

ALL THAT ALIMONEY IM TOLD WENT TO HER BECAUSE FRASERS A CUCKOLD

NOW SHES MAKING THE CASH AND LETTING TYRONE SHOOT HIS BLACK LOAD




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 No.16319[Reply]

>Alimony will end on 31st January 2019

The day is near

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 No.16698

>>16677

>Milestones Behavioral Center with red/yellow/blue/green satanist color scheme

>interior designer with masonic checkerboard logo

>"golden apple" book store

If the Q crowd saw this, they'd be telling Brendan to go take his son back by force.


 No.16702

File: d59b17369cdebb3⋯.jpg (98.3 KB, 773x574, 773:574, TheHouseThatAlimonyBuilt.JPG)

>>16319

HOW WILL AFTON AFFORD TO PAY PROPERTY TAXES ON HER GIANT MANSION ONCE BRENDAN IS OFF THE HOOK??!?!?!


 No.16713

>>16698

>red/yellow/blue/green satanist color scheme

wait wut?

theyre scared of primary/secondary colors?

for what purpose?

>If the Q crowd saw this, they'd be telling Brendan to go take his son back by force

this is a good idea either way imo. even just to see if you could meme it into happening

>>16702

she will not


 No.16716

>>16702

>>16677

She already has her nose set on another poor goy.


 No.16717

>>16716

By poor I'm speaking about his future, hes currently rich now but after Afton has her way he will be poor.




 No.16707[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 57, 22, 75, 65, 50 = 269 (5d100)

When will this JUSTning end, anons?



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 No.16671[Reply]

>Child support (18 years)

>Student loans (10 years)

>Mortgage payments (30 years)

>Car payments (6 years)

>Tax liens (Unlimited)

What other forms of long term financial JUSTing can you think of? Have you experienced any, /just/?

 No.16687

File: 148e9c2785474f9⋯.jpg (40.31 KB, 959x742, 137:106, 148e9c2785474f9bff8e049a1c….jpg)

>holocaust reparations are alimony on an international scale and will likely last for as long as our very civilization does


 No.16699

>>16687

not very long them




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 No.16563[Reply]

Jeff Bezos of Amazon got justed for HALF of everything he owns, including Amazon.

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 No.16665

File: c54b0821c6c585c⋯.jpg (32.6 KB, 330x412, 165:206, 05-brendan-fraser-hat.w330….jpg)


 No.16666

>>16664

>one of

>not the


 No.16668

hmmm

buzzo has become famous lately for being the richest faggot in the world and paying zero taxes. more than likely because him and his company are an arm of the state/IC. i wonder what will happen to mackenzies money when she sells stock and realizes those gains tho. i sincerely doubt the IRS is just gonna sit by and not take a slice of that. if i remember correctly, the highest tax bracket is responsible for paying a hefty chunk, even for long term positions +1 year as per SEC regs. id imagine cali is one of the worst states to sell stock in as well.

given that she will no longer be attached legally to boy wonder, i wonder what will happen? it wouldnt be like the IRS to leave that much money on the table like that

>>16666

50% is a lot. and thats ignoring possible tax implications

lets say they split it right down the middle. thats still a ton. but idk if she would still be the richest bachelorette at that point anymore


 No.16669

>>16668

>inb4 they legally move to singapore to get divorced, and split the shares over there where theres no capital gains tax

thats what id do at least


 No.16681

File: 2ab18a22871a41d⋯.mp4 (324.68 KB, 640x352, 20:11, Laughing Dracula.mp4)




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 No.16673[Reply]

JUST

 No.16674

who


 No.16678

>>16674

A new avatar of justing.




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 No.16659[Reply]

CUT MY DEAL INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MYSELF BLEEDING

 No.16660

ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

TWO

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME


 No.16661

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND'

COME TO FUCK MY SHIT UP AGAIN?




File: cea308423a19b9b⋯.jpg (95.64 KB, 677x1024, 677:1024, alimony.jpg)

 No.16582[Reply]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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 No.16632

>>16624

>white

Are you blind?


 No.16641

>>16632

JUST uninitiated, it seems


 No.16653

>>16583

My sides just jumped the ravens.


 No.16654

>>16624

Neither of them are white.


 No.16655

File: 0b6ee5431236a6f⋯.mp4 (4.22 MB, 450x360, 5:4, Tossing The Salad In Jail ….mp4)

First of all right, if he's a newcomer right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly.




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