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Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

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f60f01  No.1614[Reply]

reminder that we're in the hunger games tonight at 8pm EDT

>>>/sudo/44368

if you p'toks aren't cheering, you'll be stripped of bloodwine for the next month

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fc4b91  No.29119

Who should be killed?




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77791a  No.2[Reply]

Accepting banners here

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a1dde8  No.29396

>>29395

Whoops. Forgot about the file size limit.




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413aa2  No.28217[Reply]

Thread in which /strek/ celebrates the return of the greatest currently-running Star Trek series for it's second season.

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71dac9  No.29371

>>29259

Like I said earlier, maybe if done like on ENT (a one shot) it could work.


6a9b0e  No.29380

>>28706

>>28738

>>28742

>Grayson only betrayed her husband because of the blue guy's pheromones.

I just watched that episode and do not think that is the case, instead the writers clearly implied the opposite. Darulio would have no problem admitting he was in heat when he slept with Grayson, that's just how his species does things. Instead, he gave an evasive answer. Which is the sensible thing to do, if you realized that you hurt a friend and do not want to hurt them any further.


40d02c  No.29399

Surprise surprise, it's another episode full of relationship drama. That's how many in a row? I'm normally not against the soapy elements of Current Stardate tv but we've officially crossed the threshold where I'm annoyed by it.

It's not even a really bad episode, though far too preachy in tone, but it's another filler and another new species used as a throughaway gag. A little more substance please.


eb3aa5  No.29403

>>29399

Gotta say they should space these out more, having the first half of the new season all character focused is a bit of a dampener.


45201f  No.29440

It wasn't an awful episode, but too preachy, and like everyone else has said, I'd rather have had a less character focused episode this time.




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371a65  No.29337[Reply]

Simple enough question, who had the best overall crew?

TOS

>Scotty got shit done

>Bones infirmary was part minibar, part gym

>Kirk killed what he couldn't bang

>Spock was a good autist

<Chekov was just that funny Russian guy

<Uhura basically just answered the telephone

<Sulu was a hothead

<Chapel was sort of just there

<Rand just was there to get her ass spanked

TNG

>Picard wordgasm'd his way to victory

>Data was the smug android

>Geordi was your typical n33t

>Worf was a Klingaboo Punching bag who was funny to watch fail

>Crusher was a milf

>Guinian was just there to shitpost

>Barclay was what an anon would be

<Polaski was discount Bones

<Riker only purpose was to bang chicks while not putting the ship in jeopardy

<Troi just pointed out the obvious

<Yar got Tar'd

<Spot was a dick

<Wesley

DS9

>O'Brien just suffered for our sins

>Odo was smug

>Worf was coming to terms with his Klingabooness

<Jadzia was shit unless she was shown up Worf for being a Klingaboo

<Ezri just sort of wore diapers for the last Season

<Kira was a hothead

<Sisko was insane

<Bashir was a mancPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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70dafa  No.29429

>>29422

Garak & Dukat were great.

Gul Dukat: A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness.


1b640f  No.29432

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>>29404

>You are wrong.

Pic related

>>29422

>Dukat

<10/10, the charismatic, believable, threatening villain that every series should have. Until the last few episodes when it drops to -11/10 because of shitty writers

>Garak

<9/10, great character with good stories, but he loses a point for his connection with Bashir

>Weyoun

<4/10, for the most frequently seen Vorta he's kind of crap.

>Brunt

<Eff-See-Aay, 8/10, a great foil for Quark

>Winn

<-12/10, she just acted like a cunt for no reason other than that the writers wanted her to be an antagonist

>Martok

<8/10, nice to see a sane Klingon, although that might be elevated by how bugnuts crazy Gowron is in DS9

>Female Changeling

>Ross

>Damar

>Rom

>Nog

>Morn

>Zek

>Ishka

>Keiko

>Kasidy

>Bareil

>Leeta

>Vic

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5d1faa  No.29436

File: 9b7fad5f4496f41⋯.webm (514.09 KB, 480x360, 4:3, worf_vs_cybertroll.webm)

>Enterprise is shit

>Family Guy is Star Trek

>The rest of those opinions

At first I thought the Orville posting was amusing. I thought it was harmless you normalfags got something you like, especially since you seemed to be suffering so much from STD. Now I see that was a mistake. Now I only want you to suffer more.


afd747  No.29438

>>29436

Agreed, anon. I come here to discuss Star Trek and the place it constantly filled up with this bollocks from that Macfarlane faggot.


f94e75  No.29439

>>29438

>>29436

Enterprise is still garbage though.




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cc0961  No.29248[Reply]

Say you gained access to a Holodeck and you could essentially make your own custom Star Trek episode with all of the original actors, or even new ones. What would your ideal episode be about? Which crew would it feature? Would you try to write an episode about the Guardian at the edge of forever into TNG? Maybe make a mirror universe tng episode? Or would you say fuck all of that and make your own trek series. What would you do anon?

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1dc18b  No.29416

File: 011d8543c06f3d4⋯.jpg (63.07 KB, 539x530, 539:530, 1427367127762.jpg)

Alright, so I gave it a quick read-through. Bits and pieces of it are similar to First Contact, but it's different enough. I have not watched much TNG compared to TOS and DS9, so forgive me for my lack of knowledge:

The story begins with the Enterprise trying to escape the Borg. Picard orders an evacuation of almost almost all personnel with the exception of Data, Geordi, and Worf, who relocate to the battle bridge. The Saucer portion of the Enterprise self destructs, destroying the pursuing Borg, and the Enterprise escapes through a time warp into the future. Data views this plan as a violation of the Prime Directive, and relieves Picard of his duty, who is distraught because of his past experiences with the Borg. Worf, Geordi, and Data argue, but are interrupted when the Borg have apparently found them. Geordi goes to retrieve Picard, who is attempting to kill himself after feeling that he betrayed his crew, the Federation, and reliving his past. Turns out, the Borg developed some sort of individuality thanks to the influence of Hugh and had an existential crisis as they had not attained their goals despite assimilating everything, and therefore believe that this ideology is self-destructive. Picard then quotes Die Hard. With assistance from the Borg, the future Enterprise is repaired for a final suicide mission, where they alter the timeline by going back into the past and destroying the Borg ship before it has a chance to eliminate the Enterprise, ensuring that the greatest enemy of the Borg remains.

So yeah, there are some obvious parallels. I mean, I think it would've made for a good episode, though I'm not sure if his treatment of Picard is appropriate. I do like how it doesn't have bullshit like the Borg Queen or how it doesn't leave me questioning some of the Borg's decisions. Going to see if I can scan it for you guys.


1dc18b  No.29431

File: 904badca8103dd9⋯.png (22.92 KB, 361x358, 361:358, c67036e583b371b957fff75708….png)

Since /strek/ doesn't allow PDF uploads, I uploaded it at >>>/test/73796.


b426e6  No.29434

Can I use the holodeck to make a series of good Star Trek games instead?


b82674  No.29435

File: 1ff7fc432ac637a⋯.png (681.21 KB, 960x720, 4:3, The Peak of 80s Vidya.png)

>>29434

You really don't want Trek games


2cd0cf  No.29437

>>29416

Sounds a bit like the ending of Year of Hell




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ff684a  No.29203[Reply]

Well well… look at ye virgin babies! Muckin' about aimlessly, never knowin' when the worst is gonna strike, and when it does yer quick to wet yer wee diapers! Just like yer precious baby hero Cap'n Jimmy.

9c2b02  No.29213

Pretty tough talk from a guy who thinks a bucket of water on a half opened door is still a good prank in 2265. 1966 called they want their joke back. I heard that you got caught stuffing your shorts with a potato on the beach. Everyone thought you were pretending to be packing a big dick, but it turns out you were just packing a picnic.

The only reason you made it through the academy was because of the global agenda to finally push the irish completely off the planet.

Thats it. Im gonna go kick his ass. Try not to die in the next scene while im 200 yards away behind those rocks bones.


110d9d  No.29219

>>29213

I think this post might actually be canon.


b1efc1  No.29306

>>29213

We'll take the chinks and the niggers, BUT WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!


ccbd2d  No.29322

>>29306

This is canon in Trek if you notice how many planets the Irish were banished to.


a29010  No.29433

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>>29306

I was wondering how long it would take you to show up Mr. Johnson

>>29322

Agreed. Though the pushy one with dirty feet that was angling for Riker could sleep in my stable any day.

>>29219

Have you ever seen an irishman drink water? Ofcourse not they drink potcheen. Why do you think that is anon?




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0e8194  No.24437[Reply]

Old one is at the Bump Limit: >>130

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a399da  No.26991

>>26990

In early Season 3 you often saw one-off characters wearing the old spandex even after the main crew had transitioned to the wool, so you could pretend it's all happening within those stardates.


0e8194  No.26994

>>26980

Posted it in the last thread albeit a smaller version. Once had the whole collection of the edits but lost them over time.


3cac46  No.29397

File: 6a966bc3f63193e⋯.webm (488.36 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Special Guest - William S….webm)


9baa23  No.29421

>new webm thread

>it's almost entirely top-tier Klingon musical shiposting

/strek/ gives me life.


a83e8d  No.29430

File: 4c73f1329200b5d⋯.jpg (17.62 KB, 493x433, 493:433, dubs.jpg)

>>24444

Fucking perfection.




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63a08a  No.29381[Reply]

>Produced by Alex Kurtzman for Nickelodeon

Apparently it's for kids which is weird cause I thought that what STD was for?

http://archive.li/ARYHG

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c8537e  No.29389

>>29388

I think it's a grab for a new audience, because they have repeatedly failed to understand the existing fanbase, or grab the normalgroid GoT audience they wanted.


f70ac2  No.29392

>>29386

Rights issues though.

Viacom is still in the weird empire along with Paramount, which probably means they have to do that 25% different BS.


847022  No.29401

>>29389

So it'll be 'sitcom in space' then, that's not much of an improvement.


adf478  No.29406

NICK NI NICK NICK NI NICK NICK NICK

NIKELODEOOOOOOON


60e1b1  No.29428

File: 30472b17c3465a4⋯.gif (1.87 MB, 240x220, 12:11, 1447034943128.gif)

>>29381

>Alex Kurtzman




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7d6d36  No.25046[Reply]

I thought we gonna have a thread like this. Buckle up for my hot takes:

- most of the dialog on ST is really clumsy and I find this to be irksome. While there are certainly good monologs, dual exchanges in ST always feel awkward and awfully infantile. It's like every character is constantly in exposition mode and the audience is never required to pick up on clues.

- Let's be honest, besides very fee exceptions like "The Visitor" most of the non-story episodes of DS9 are a snoozefest and filler. There is also zero exploration despite the station being situated next to a wormhole carrying them to the other end of the galaxy.

- despite being a boring movie, ST:TMP was the most Trekish movie, especially with its aesthetic.

- there is never going to be another "real" Trek series, ever. DS9 and even VOY despite its flaws were the last ones. This is because of the industry. Shows these days are all about "personal drama", superficial core issues, Chinese fortune cookie wisdoms in dialog form, massive pressure to have the ratings after season 1, constant SJW quota fullfullment, fast pace so the consumerist audience doesn't get bored. The only chance ever for another decent Trek series would be a completely independent project, non-profit, with crowdfunding. However, you'd catch Aids nonetheless due to the retarded Trekkie community, which would have the main influence over the show.

- post-First Contact uniforms are the best ones. DS9 would be way more enjoyable from the beginning if Avery Brooks shaved his head and got that uniform from the beginning.

- Also, Avery Brooks is a horrible actor.

- despite being left-liberal in tone, there are plenty of episodes that are quite American with neoconservative undertones. In the Pale Moonlight is basically a justification for a false flag to start a war. Old Klingons resemble the Japanese. ST VI was about the end of the Cold War with the Klangs selling out their own country for a Pizza Hut like Gorbachev.

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500393  No.29412

File: 668c51734c6db13⋯.jpg (45.71 KB, 600x652, 150:163, cool wine aunt.jpg)

>>29345

>not just a gold digging single mother with a keen eye for beta providers

Anon, I…


6a40ff  No.29413

>>29411

Trekkies usually react autistically and reply the Borg Queen is exactly the same as the collective. Hence, the scenic effect is too.


767510  No.29414

>>27749

People talked to Barclay about it and Jeordi recognized it was a bad idea.


2635a3  No.29419

>>25046

Here's mine.

TNG is overrated and its first season is as bad and as preachy as Discovery and nu-Trek. Its also a disgrace to TOS. DS9 however feels like a far better successor to TOS, only ruined by Sisko being so boring.


6ab870  No.29427

>>25075

>a consolidated trek universe with a merged timeline would be an interesting experiment

Think big, anon. If we have to try the thought experiment, be extreme.

1. All ships and crews coexist in the TNG era.

2. Storylines are kept separate, but occasional cameos do happen.

3. Every season happens at the same time. Each series is aware of the events happening cross franchise.

4. Movies happen between seasons.

5. TOS ship is from a group of non-federation human colonies, closer to classic Earth nations.

6. ENT ship is from a species who had first contact with the federation only a short time back.




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9edaea  No.29040[Reply]

>MAXIMUM BUMP TOLERANCE EXCEEDED, CAPTAIN!

STD Season One Recap:

Michael Burnham is the greatest starfleet officer in history. She knows literally everything and can solve any problem presented to her with consummate ease and no small amount of condescension. She was adopted as a child by Spock's parents because there were no other foster parents available out of trillions of Federation citizens but those of Star Trek's most iconic character (who never mentioned an adopted sister in 50 years of canon). The greatest starfleet officer in history commits a mutiny which ends up killing her captain and single-handedly plunges the Federation into war with Klingons (who are now bald xenophobes obsessed with racial purity). Instead of serving her lifetime prison term, Michael is recruited as a science specialist on the secretive USS Discovery, the most advanced ship in the fleet which boasts holographic systems that shouldn't exist for decades, and an experimental "spore drive" that can teleport the ship instantly to any point in the galaxy over a "mycelial network" of space mushrooms. They briefly use a giant tardigrade as their navigator until someone found out that the whole concept of tardigrades teleporting via space mushrooms was plagiarized from an indie video adventure game called motherfucking "Tardigrades." Good job CBS.

Among the crew members of the Discovery are Captain Lorca: a no-nonsense hard-ass with a shady past who plays fast and loose with regulations and might be a little too trigger-happy for a starfleet captain. The alien first officer is Saru, who can sense danger and death approaching, and is from a species comprised entirely of betas. Chief Engineer Stamets is in charge of the spore drive and becomes its navigator after the tardigrade is sued out of a job. The medical officer is Dr. Culber who is gay with Stamets and is currently deceased and/or a spore ghost inside the mycelial network. And then there's Tilly: a hyperactive, overweight, autistic ensign completely unsuited for service on starfleet's most advanced, experimental starship, but is nonetheless inexplicably part of the command track program. God save the poor vessel that sees Tilly as her captain. There's a bunch of other characters that make up the bridge crew, butPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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e68cbd  No.29417

My gods that was an awful episode. All of this just so they could bring the gay doctor back and forget the pseudo backlash from the gay community last year.


416e6c  No.29420

Aside from them bringing back the literal who gay guy (and showing off his naked asshole, thank you Alex), it was a god-awfully boring episode. I was almost insulted by it.

>EVERYONE knows about Section 31. Georgiou shows off her fucking BADGE and Michael Sue and Pike immediately know what that is for

>I still can't get over Ash Tyler knowing about S31. If he knew about them when he was really still Ash, then when he got kidnapped by the nuKlingons, S31 should've been aware of that and what happened to him. No way would he have been left to just stay on Discovery, even if it was being lead by a guy from the Mirror Universe

>hmmmmmmmm we should accept this genocidal cannibal from the Mirror Universe into our organisation what can go wrong OOPS now she is collecting blackmail on us how could this have happened

>let's be honest here, did anyone care about the gay guy? i didn't even remember his name. He was also not the CMO of Discovery, meaning we can't even care for him like we would for someone like the EMH or Bones

>what was the point of Michael going along with Stamets to the mushroom network? Same shit happened in the last episode - Sare should've been the one to save the day by solving the problem, but Michael was inserted into the storyline. Stop shoving her into every scene. I get that Kirk, Spock and McCoy were the main guys to do anything in TOS, but they were charming and had great banter, Michael offers fucking nothing.

>please, let this be the last time we see Pajeet

>why was Ash taken into S31? I would think he is a great security risk. What if his Klingon side goes crazy again for some reason? You can't be 100% sure it won't

>why does the show keep saying Tilly would be a great leader when she sounds like a scared sperg every time she has to actually do anything? There was a scene in that mushroom network where she's letting whoever was out there know she had a phaser and she sounded so weak that if I was there waiting to ambush her, I'd just laugh at her.

>haha hey guys we have combadges now we just won't use them for decades : )))

>"we have 5 minutePost too long. Click here to view the full text.


e68cbd  No.29423

>>29420

Don't forget that Section31™ people also have combadges, that thing that was created 50+ years later.

>what was the point of Michael's ~deep~ monologue?

It adds nothing, it's just pretentious. Also have you noticed how Burnham and Stamets changed their uniforms in the last few minutes of the episode? Was that a reshoot?

>Tilly: "it's the most sophisticated science I've ever seen. I mean you literally entered my brain as a spore"

>Space Mushroom Pajeet; "Thank you, I appreciate your mastery of science as well"

Do every female character have to congratulate themselves for being good at their job on this show?

The sequence between Admiral Brianna Wu, Pike and Section 31 was ridiculous, it was like if they were reading a page from Memory Alpha about tachyons.

>Admiral Brianna Wu: "Come on fellows, cut the manlier-than-thou bullshit"

So after the guy who got killed for mansplaining to Burnham, the diverse briefing missions that end when white-man-Pike enters the room, now this? These writers don't seem to like men unless they happen to be gay and effeminate.


416e6c  No.29425

>>29423

>Don't forget that Section31™ people also have combadges, that thing that was created 50+ years later.

I get that maybe there was someone out there who figured a secret organisation would be ahead technologically, but Section 31 doesn't need combadges and it all just serves to piss on canon. And not even hard to follow canon, this is like the easiest shit to keep track of, you just need to check Memory Alpha once to see that the TOS era didn't use combadges.

>Also have you noticed how Burnham and Stamets changed their uniforms in the last few minutes of the episode? Was that a reshoot?

I didn't notice that, but I was pretty much blanking out by that point as well. Maybe a reshoot yeah.

Admiral Brianna Wu is a great name for whatsherface. Her scene was also really pointless. It reminds me of how they showed nuNumber One last episode for 2 minutes and then she fucked off, serving no real purpose.


bd232d  No.29426

>>29299

This looks more genuinely fun than anything on TV and feels closer to TOS than any other Star Trek media.




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986f9c  No.29418[Reply]

>McCoy: Now you listen to me young woman! I'll touch you in any way or manner that my professional judgement indicates!

<Eleen: No, no… the pain is… there…

<Eleen: Lower…

>McCoy: Uh…

Was Eleen the thirstiest milf of all?

bef740  No.29424

File: 688006b0e95c852⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.64 MB, 1167x805, 1167:805, Pussywoman.png)

>>29418

Man, Julie Newmar does things to me.




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ba82f8  No.29197[Reply]

McCoy appreciation thread.

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2e6387  No.29332

>>29241

>3 days

>Still no banner

I am beginning to feel we will never get a GymCoy banner?


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7cb40d  No.29409

McCoy is a nostalgic character. Everyone is an alien in Star Trek, the humans more than most races.




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07f589  No.29297[Reply]

If Star Trek is in the future, why doesn't it have anime in it? They still have books, movies, music from Earth, and holographic entertainment. They have paintings and instruments and topiary and statuary. But not a single Miku figurine–why? Japanese people still exist. Was it just stamped out as part of the process of global "Federalization"?

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a95d82  No.29316

File: 4d2c967b97b1d74⋯.jpg (196.1 KB, 970x1508, 485:754, Andorian_qt_02_22_2018_dra….jpg)

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>>29301

>Dump

>Few pics

Is this bait to get me to dump Glee-San?

>>29315

Never ever.


7df59b  No.29317

>>29316

>antenna-lock headpats

I'm glad I can still find things I didn't know I wanted.


a95d82  No.29318

File: 46328db6deefd1b⋯.jpg (111.43 KB, 1200x1102, 600:551, Andorian_f5fe50_6347629.jpg)

File: b4f7b5f605b0369⋯.jpg (58.1 KB, 900x812, 225:203, Andorian_a6d0fa_6347629.jpg)

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>>29317

But can you handle /cute/?


8b3428  No.29319

>>29316

I wonder if that artist did anymore?


273eea  No.29379

>>29316

>Is this bait to get me to dump Glee-San?

Go on then.




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18c95f  No.28331[Reply]

Hello, /strek/ I made a very short Porn """game""" on rpgmaker about lt. Barclay because I like him a lot. You can play it here:

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/722330

You just need to talk and activate a couple consoles, touching them is enough. The objective is to fug the hologram, after that is over. Hope it will amuse you a bit at least.

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d7459d  No.29182

Stop being a faggot and update this game anon. For the glory of starfleet.

>>28331


ca4cb0  No.29183

>>29182

>Shitfleet


70a2d2  No.29195

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>>29182

>starfleet

I see someone is new here.


27ce15  No.29375

>>29063

>this exact conversation happened in the original blood on my knife or shit on my dick thread

Have I fallen in a time loop?


e18ced  No.29378

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>>29182

>Starfleet




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2a7828  No.29032[Reply]

Where are the toilets in Star Trek?

Or have they develop some sort of genetic engineering that means they don't have to shit?

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d8681d  No.29277

>>29265

Why not both?


4b0c76  No.29287

There are no toilets in Trek as the Bolians are constantly using them all.


6c3a5b  No.29292

>>29287

Liberals are gross

http://archive.fo/09Ny7

>Hate body odour? You're more likely to have rightwing views


ba2f0d  No.29325

>>29292

I thought this was going to be some bad fan fiction there.


fe10e5  No.29374

>>29032

I mean, there's a whole page on Memory Alpha, complete with screen shots.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Toilet




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