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Accepting banners here

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reminder that we're in the hunger games tonight at 8pm EDT

>>>/sudo/44368

if you p'toks aren't cheering, you'll be stripped of bloodwine for the next month

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So does Data have any flaws at all (other than le awkwardness XD) or is he just another gary stu?

I know he doesn't know the colt peacemaker wasn't double action.

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Star Trek Films

How would you rate them anons in terms of watchability and order?

For example Star Trek III is meh but it's worth a watch just to fill the gaps between II and IV.

First Contact is the only good TNG film since Nemesis is a thinly veiled Bane origin story.

Galaxy Quest is a better Trek film that JewJews films.

List of films in order of release

>The Motion Picture

>The Wrath of Khan

>The Search for Spock

>The Voyage Home

>The Final Frontier

>The Undiscovered Country

>Generations

>First Contact

>Insurrection

>Galaxy Quest

>Nemesis

>Star Trek

>Into Darkness

>Beyond

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No Trek RPG?

I feel like it's the best series for one. Lasting player effects, multiple playstyles and factions, relationships.

All other Star Trek games focused on the ships from what I know (Pic related, the text game).

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STD

STD General

Star Trek Discovery general thread.

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Bridge Simulators

If you've lurked round /v/ chances are you'll have come across something called Pulsar Lost Colony, which to sum up is you and 4 other retards go on autistic adventures together to boldly fuck up where no one has fucked up before, just like the Bridge Crew of Star Trek.

There's also Artemis Bridge Simulator as well but that seems far too autistic and last I heard the crew was shit.

There's also another one getting made, but it's VR only last I heard and made by Ubisoft so it's automatically going to be shit.

Any of you Fascist Ferengi ever play something like this before or know of any other ones nobody has heard about?

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Why does God need roads?

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Drinking Wine with Damar

Remove Bajoran Ale

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Lewd Trek Fiction

Well anons I went on the internet and I found this:

http://trekiverse.us/

Some of it is so cringe worthy it's worth a read with popcorn. Anything else so bad it's funny anons would recommend?

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What was her fucking problem?

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What are these origins of the Borg?

Where they come from? What species they from? Why cubes and spheres?

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Vidya General

Noticed that while there were threads for individual Trek video games, there wasn't a general thread up.

Thread should be self explanatory, discuss Trek Vidya, Mods for games, or games that would satisfy that Trek itch.

Here is the volafile link that often gets used. So far only Klingon Academy is uploaded but will add more games as good working downloads come available.

https://volafile.org/r/ck47j5am

>Why no Mega Link?

Mega is frankly shit; has a data cap and will delete files without warning.

Also since I cannot be bothered copypasta the BOTF thread, here's the link to it here

>>1455

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TOS

Okay I've started to rewatch the TOS and fuck you /strek/ I cannot contain my sides. You've ruined it for me.

When they literally go on about redpills and there are scenes with SwoleKirk showing a guy who was boss of the gym I thought I had lost it, but no that was only the tip of the iceberg. Sulu literally going blood on my rapier or shit on my dick is the final straw, I am afraid to go even further. It is like Gene Roddenberry wrote this as if he knew exactly what Chan culture would be like in the future.

Fuck you /strek/

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Prime Directive Thread

What does /strek/ think of General Order Numbah 1? There are a few different interpretations of it that we see in the shows; for example, The PD would normally have kept Picard from involving himself in the Klingons picking the new Chancellor, but he was allowed to do it because a Klingon civil war might, possibly, affect the Federation's alliance with the Klinks. What's the /strek/-approved, if any, interpretation?

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Distance, Size and Mass

>50000LY in all directions

>basically it's the size of the whole fucking galaxy

I know is this isn't the first time this kind of thing has happened on the show but this crackhead scaling just pisses me off. Why the fuck can't Trek writers keep this shit consistent or at least plausible?

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Cardassian Thread

Okay anons, who was clearly the best character in Star Trek? We all know it's going to be a Cardassian. Dukat or Garak?

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Making a Star Trek Galaxy Map

So I got thinking about the various Star Trek maps out there especially of the Alpha Quadrant and just noticing how conflicting a lot of them are along with how wrong most of them appear. In particular I get triggered by the fact that none of the commonly accepted maps out there for example do not have the Cardassians sharing a border with the Romulans when they should have, especially considering Romulans were meant to be neighbors of that race and during the Dominion War they would cross Romulan space to strike at Federation targets across the Neutral Zone.

Which made me question how should a Star Trek map appear? What would it look like? It would need to account for a lot of information with a few essentials but there is also plenty of information left up in the air.

Information that's noted as canon and must be included:

>Federation share a border with the Klingons, Romulans, and Cardassians,

>Klingons share a border with the Federation and Romulans

>Romulans share a border with the Federation, Klingons and Cardassians

>Cardassians share a border with the Federation and Romulans

>Bajor is near the Federation-Cardassian border

>Organia is between the Federation-Klingon border

Non-canon information often taken as canon:

>Gorn share a border with the Romulans

>Tholians share a border with the Romulans, Federation and Klingons.

Information hinted at but not confirmed:

>Benzar is near the Romulan-Cardassian border in Federation space

>Breen are within easy striking distance of Earth

>Klingons have a secure way to Cardassian space that is not through Federation territory

>Klingons have a way to Breen Space

>Ferenginar is not too far away from Bajor

>Betazed is near the Cardassian border

>Khitomer is near the Klingon-Romulan border

>Nimbus 3 is located in the neutral zone, either Klingon or Romulan.

Can you anons think of any information to add that would aid in creating a map? I know there are dozens of other races that are canon that have yet to be included for example; the Talarians, Tamarians, Tzenkethi, Xindi and so on.

Considering the information that also needs to be processed I am not sure a 2D map will do, it may have to be 3D if it gets very complicated.

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VOY Wasted Potential

Voyager's premise was pretty cool, despite the show itself being what it was. What would it have taken for you to call Voyager your favorite Star Trek series?

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Space Libertarians vs Space Communists

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Why did Starfleet ditch MACOs in favor of jobber Redshirts?

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How do I get Swole like Swolecard?

What kind of exercise regiment would someone have to follow to get as swole as the swoleverse? I am genuinely curious if anyone has worked it out in terms of diet, weightlifting, exercise etc or would I be better off asking /fit/?

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Shameful Confessions

I felt like I needed to get one thing off my chest in regards to Star Trek anons.

I have never watched TOS

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Ship Modeling Thread

I want to get into a bit of Trek model-building. I've been looking around and it appears the most common scale commercially is 1:1000 with 1:1400 being seen a lot, too. I see a lot of 1400 ships that appear to be unavailable in 1:1000 scale so i'm looking hard at 1:1400. However, the Polar Lights 1:350 studio scale kits for Connie and Connie Refit look absolutely boss. They're just expensive as fuck (and that doesn't even include extras like lighting kits) - like $300 US. An additional cool thing about the 350's like the Polars is you can get a cheap Bird of Prey model in that same scale and have the classic film showdown in accurate size proportions for a marginal bit more time, effort, and cash. There is also 1:2500 scale mentioned on some forums but I haven't done enough reading to figure out what the significance is with something that small.

Another far-fetched idea I have in the back of my head is custom fabrication orders from China or 3D printing locally. It might be possible to group order or custom-make the various parts for Star Trek ships - bootleg style - and start our own kitbash club for way cheaper than the primo models. We could also do it in a more common scale like 1:1000 because a lot of people want quality models but not everybody wants them 3' long like the Polar Lights kits.

Also, miniatures and prop-replicas thread. Check the catalog for toys and merch thread.

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Ideology

How would the Federation handle /pol/ in the 24th century if they all the suddenly time travaled into the future? Q snaps his fingers and 1 million /pol/-lacks appears in the 24th century. Do you think there would be violence? /pol/ would see that antifa runs the government and they have no loyalty to the race mixing Federation. It would be the ultimate practical joke by Q.

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JJ Trek 4

Quentin Tarantino and J.J. Abrams Team Up for 'Star Trek' Movie

DOUBLE RED ALERT

https://archive.is/W03Li

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Khan

>Most villain vs hero stories follow the "David vs Goliath" format, i.e. little goy overcoming big goy

>Khan is the opposite, he uses his wits and intelligence to overcome the hero who holds all the cards

>End result is that appears as both deadly and intimidating

Is this why he is considering an iconic movie villain?

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Why did sisko tear away this boy from his loving bajoran parents?

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How'd they beat the end-game intergalatic invaders crisis so fast?

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Star Trek Fan Art

I am not really sure how to start this thread other than post the images I found. I feel like this needs it's own thread just for the sheer insanity it involves.

Some of it is decent, some of it is funny, some of it is just downright disturbing.

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Ferengi Thread

>Never involved in any truly devastating wars in their entire existence

>Only want to live in peace and make profit

>Only Alpha Quadrant race to attempt to make contact with the Dominion and first to build a working relation with said Dominion

>Only Alpha Quadrant race who actually bothered to sniff around the Gamma Quadrant to make sure they were intruding on anyone's territory

>Provided a stable universal galactic currency that could not be artificially inflated promoting trade throughout the Alpha Quadrant with countless species

Remind me again, what was wrong with the Ferengi? In many ways they are better at getting other species to work together than the Federation ever could.

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Ezri Dax Thread

What would you do anons if you had your own Ezri to play with?

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Dukat Appreciation Thread

>The hero we needed but didn't deserve

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Who dis?

So I found this image the other day, thought I recognized him but haven't figured out yet who it is? any suggestions?

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"Sometimes I think he's stacking the deck."

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What episode do you find out that he's his father?

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Admirals

Apart from Admiral Ross, why are the Admirals of Starfleet either batshit insane, retarded, or evil?

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Klingon Thread

Why are Klingons usually right about everything?

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stre/k/ weapons discussions

Let's have a weapons discussion in trek. What phaser rifles would you like to have. Would you want a Fed model, or the more brutally simple spoonhead made direct energy rifle. If the technology reaches a point where stopping powah and ammo capacity becomes relatively same, would the shape and size of direct energy weapons favor a submachine gun size instead of full length rifles.

Would you rather have a makleth instead of the larger bat'leth due to the extreme short distance of melee CQC in space ship boarding or battle situations. Do you think Worf is a klingon weeaboo who is far too focused on muh million times folded bat'leth because HONOR when he could have got a lot more more out of practical shorter bladed klingon weapons.

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BEST STAR TREK

Okey Guys, The moment of Truth has arrived. Which one is the best Star Trek series?

Also post reply in thread and reason

http://www.strawpoll.me/13647625

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Since we've all pretty much decided that the goodies of the various Star Trek series are, to different extents, the baddies, what shall we call this knowledge?

I propose two choices:

• The Fedpill

• The Redshirtpill

Please vote within this thread, and we'll go with the majority's decision.

If you can come up with a better name than those two, please enter that, instead. Protip: you can't.

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Did Picard speak French and the universal translaters just translated his speech into English?

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Galaxy Quest Thread

Since an anon got doubledubs.

Actually I am surprised it hasn't had a thread on here already considering it is a good parody of TOS. Must confess I do not remember much about it so will rewatch it sometime and make webms of it. /strek/ movienight when?

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Wasted Potential

I'm making my way through DS9 for the 2nd time and I just got through this episode. To me this has to be one of the biggest missed opportunities in all of Trek. You can't tell me that a long-term, seasonal plot with Tom Riker leading the Maquis wouldn't have been awesome instead of it being a one-off episode.

What other plots/characters did you find to be wasted?

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Razörfist Deep Space Nine Series

Razörfist is going to be doing an episode-by-episode breakdown on Deep Space Nine. Are any of you planning on watching it?

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Constitution Class

After looking up about this ship class and the history of it, was it actually ever good? For a Frontline Heavy Cruiser the Federation seemed to build hardly any of them considering how many of it's replacement Excelsior Classes they built. Was it a luxury instead of being a serious ship? It always seemed that the Miranda Class was a far cheaper option that could do it's job nearly as well.

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Retarded Choices/Endings

What the fuck was up with this ending?

>bitch lied to everyone

>bitch crashed the ship

>bitch "destroyed" a runabout

>bitch was directly responsible for 4 deaths

>bitch tortures Sisko for days because they crashed and somehow they NEED and HAVE NO CHOICE and they're just part of the community, whether they like it or not

>bitch brags about destroying their ship and everyone's all fine with it

>bitch brags about how they all "met who they all are at the core" because of her and "casualties were inevitable"

Then when she's discovered, the indoctrination fucking shows hard.

<well she DID give us our community

Only thing Sisko or O'Brien had to say was "Would you say that to your dead? Who could've been saved or not have died had she not lied to you? The dead who are dead BECAUSE she destroyed everything that could've saved them?"

what-the-fuck endings in general

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Lewd Trek

I thought I would start a general porn dump thread, but some of these lewds are so hilarious I feel this is going to turn into a thinly veiled comedy thread.

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According to /strek/, what's canon and what's not?

Clearly JewJewTrek and STD are the black sheep of the family (if they could even be considered family at all) and none of their bullshit is canon, but what about Enterprise and Voyager, the less-than-remarkable Pre-JJ trek shows? Are they considered primarily non-canon as well, or do we simply snip out certain episodes/scenes while accepting the rest of the more palatable material they bring to the franchise?

Obviously TOS, TNG, and DS9 are are regarded as the (mostly) infallible holy trinity of the franchise with full canon privileges. Then again, a strong case could be made for dismissing our favorite Cardassian's descent into madness via the Pah-Wraith ending arc.

I noticed there's a separate thread for the debate on whether or not TAS is canon, so probably best to keep that particular topic of discussion there.

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Misconceptions Thread

Things that retarded fans seem to parrot as facts but are complete bullshit and grind your gears.

Here is a common one as an example:

USS Defiant - Sisko's ship - Facts:

>Was equipped with a Romulan cloaking device

>Said cloak was to be only used in Gamma Quadrant

>Also meant to be only operated by a Romulan Waifu that disappeared for whatever reason

>When the original Defiant was destroyed, the replacement did not have a cloaking device fitted

Somehow this translates to:

<Federation had developed cloaking technology

<All Defiant Class ships have cloaking devices

Shit like this makes me rage about the Trek fanbase.

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Keiko hate thread

I'm re-watching DS9 and I just finished The Assignment, in which Kuntko is taken over by some entity that makes her take her true form – total fucking cunt sociopath piece of shit. Obrien cucks out as usual rather than allowing Kuntko to kill their elliott rodger loli and itself.

I really hate everything about Kuntko and her full-force shrill awful cuntiness and total disregard for obrien as a man is ruining any of the enjoytment i should be getting out of watching the chief onscreen.

I am asking fellow haters to post autistic rants for everyone's enjoyment.

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Quantum realities and alternate timelines

What if Dominion won the war?

What if the Borg never exists?

What if any species makes first contact Humanity before Vulcans did.

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Holodeck Logistics

If you cum on the holodeck, where does it all go when you quit the program?

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Undeveloped Star Trek Projects

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Undeveloped_Star_Trek_projects

I think it's for the best most of these never got greenlighted. Here's an example of the weird acid trip insanity that was proposed:

>Star Trek III

>an undeveloped story that Gene Roddenberry proposed for a Star Trek film. It involved the USS Enterprise, time-traveling Klingons, and the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

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sexually transmitted diversity thread #2

other thread autoanchored.

you want to know what REALLY bothers me about std? that it takes so much damn time for anything to happen. the main klingon speaks extra slow, his teeth are even more fucked up, and the scenes are always in klingon. commander nonbinary "my hair is the only thing straight about me" spends so fucking long outside the ship preparing to launch towards the unidentified sensor blip, we even get the full countdown. many long shots spent looking at things in near silence. an entire opening scene where the main characters violate the prime directive to save a tiny group of insect things followed by "let's walk in a giant circle in the desert."

this episode could have been an hour and given us more time for the follow up episode. speaking of, the actual episode runtime, including the opening title sequence, is 40 minutes. the show got shorter so they could run more commercials. what's already there is detritus enough, how long before an hour long episode is only 30 minutes of actual show?

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Tell me Major, if the Federation is so great, why are its ships so bad?

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Webm Thread

Some Trek related webms to share.

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Favourite uniforms in Star Trek? I always liked the time traveling Starfleet uniform. It's a shame we don't get as much uniform variety that the Federation gets for alien races.

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Okay I just heard Tarantino is making a Star Trek film, anyone have any info on this?

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Oh shit

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>Star Trek DIscovery gets suddenly cancelled before even airing for studio problems

>The studio still needs a new Star Trek series to pump out

>You're put in charge of a totally new series, and for the desperation of the studio you're basically given carte blanche on everything

So, what would the /strek/kie do with a new ST series in his hands?

Describe your new series, please describe

>Timeline's setting (TOS, TNG, post-TNG, JJverse and so on)

>Cast and crew

>Main storyline through the series, minor side storylines or even IF there's a storyline at all (maybe you want to go back to the old days and tend more to self-contained episodes?)

>Other peculiarities and characteristics that you'd like to see

Have fun

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Wil Wheaton is upset over a toy. He also still lives in delusion that people cared about Weasel Crusher.

If you're ever having a bad day /strek/ remember you are not and will never be Wil Wheaton.

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The bridge……is on……the Captain

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Starbases

I was always curious what these cities in space were like inside? We've only truly ever seen Deep Space Nine which as far as Starbases go in the Trek Universe is tiny.

Also what would it be like if anons ran a Starbase?

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Captain Picard? I'm KDF!

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waifu general

post a better girl than vash

pro tip: you can't

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Borg or Dominion?

Would you rather be subjugated by the Dominion or be assimilated by the Borg?

Also, fuck First Contact.

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Whatever happened to this guy? Apart from a few mentions when writers remembered he existed he was all but forgotten.

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Star Trek books

Can we get a thread on trek books? What are your favorites? Most hated? Ever read any that tried something new with the sereis you really liked or fell flat on in its face in a mediocre disgrace?

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Star Fleet Battles

Any of you fags remember this?

If you don't have a clue what I am on about, basically it was a tabletop game where you got to use ships in a Star Trek setting when everyone was at war. Fairly typical game in terms of base mechanics, ships have movement and points costs, move in hexes, but then there is a whole heap of autism to go with it including power output, boarding parties and well frankly a fuckton of other shit too long to go on about.

It was actually fun and had an interesting setting, plus had decent lore about the various Empires which were often talked about but you don't see shit about.

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You can:

>erase the Neelix you know from existence forever

>"kill" a creature claiming to be partially Neelix while it begs for its puny life

how does one choose? apparently just shooting him isn't an option for some reason.

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Fan Series

I was wondering if there are any fan made Star Trek series that were worth having a watch? I've always presumed they were all pretty terrible and not worth worth even having a look at but I could be wrong. I've heard things like Star Trek Renegades was the best of the bunch but only cause it was watchable which really doesn't say much for it.

Anything anons would recommend?

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Could the EMH cure a .30 gun wound to the brain?

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times when the writing sucked

Remember that episode where the warden from Shawshank heroically discovered the Cardassians were smuggling weapons and troops along the border and was taking out their ships left and right despite being betrayed by captain cuckard (who is basically neville chamberlain too cowardly to fight and getting cucked if it means peace) who compromised the ship's shields.

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I"ve not been keeping up with the Star Trek comics scene.

What is this? Is… is Seven of Nine a guy now?

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What is he up to?

>>>/qresearch/

What's going on over there?

Is the war in the Q Continuum heating up again?

bake fresh Q memes

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Worst Star Trek episodes?

This masterpiece is from DS9 season 3, episode 8: "Meridian".

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DS9 Appreciation

I've just finished rewatching DS9 and damn is it still good. The best villain (Dukat), child characters that grew up with the series and weren't obnoxious faggots like Wesley (Jake and Nog), well developed recurring aliens (Cardassians, Bajorans, and Ferengi), the best bromance (Julian and O'Brien), the best holodeck gimmick (Vic Fontaine) a strong, continuous story that carries you from the first season to the last episode, a final season that was effectively one huge movie that juggled numerous plot-threads, countless developments that deepened the lore of the universe, and all without stepping on the toes of or making the same mistakes as the other series. Maybe just a bit too much time travel for my tastes, though

Looking over and seeing what Star Trek is in the modern day just depresses me even more, knowing that we'll never get another series that comes close to measuring up to the quality of DS9

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Best girl

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Upgraded older ships

I don't know why anons, but I really love the idea of Commanding an older ship, updated with either retrieved Borg Tech or future/alien tech brought back by Voyager. Some examples could be an Excelsior-Class with Assimilated Subtranswarp Engines or an Ambassador-class with Ablative Hull armor generators? What are your thoughts?

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Trek fansites

Which trek fansites are cucked and which are worth going to? Is memory alpha no longer worth visiting?

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The Gorn Community

They only want to give you hugs!

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QTDDTOT

A thread for Star Trek questions that don't need a thread of their own.

I'll start with: why do so many junior officers in TNG wear command-track uniforms? Worf, LaForge, even soyboy Crusher wore red when he got a full uniform.

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Why does this get so much hate?

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When are we inviting Shatner to /strek/?

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Roleplay

>Look up Star Trek roleplay expecting cancer

>Mainly just Fedfaggots sucking each other's cock

>Was hoping for some juicy tidbits but found nothing interesting

Well that was a bust. Any anons got anything worthwhile to share? Such as roleplaying Hasperat Removal

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Gowron Thread

How crazy was he?

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Rest in Photons

https://archive.fo/oqXhb

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Why is this hated? A bit corny yes but no more so than other trek concepts.

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Star Trek novels

I recently saw a big pile of Star Trek novels looking depressed and alone in the corner of a charity shop, probably the former belongings of some Boomer nerd who's dead now, and it got me wondering, are any of these things actually worth reading?

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Romulan Thread

I was always curious about the Romulans in regards to their motives and beliefs. There is a lot of lore surrounding them but almost nothing is really known. They don't seem to be concerned with others posing a threat to them although the mention of Garak caused a nervous twitch from a Tal-Shiar Sub-Commander Just how powerful are the Romulans really?

It always seemed they were all show but no performance; that while their ships TNG era had powerful weapons and strongly shielded they had no speed and were relatively fragile. Almost like they were compensating for something.

They also felt rather mysterious without actually being rather too edgy which really is rare to do all things considered.

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Breen Thread

Tell me about the Breen!

Why do they wear the mask?

Also word of warning, never search for Star Trek stuff on Deviantart. The results will cause a hull breach on your sides while terrifying you

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Rewatching Trek

Barring TOS, which first watched through and through sometime last year, I haven't seriously sat down to watch the series since I first watched them in middle and early high school. I was still a bit bluepilled at the time, and just by retrospect I can see I'd view many of the episodes in a different light. Any other anons planning to watch everything again, or have done so recently? Should I bother re-watching anything besides TNG and DS9?

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guys with all the sexual assault allagations being made, do you think during TNG that picard, riker, data and worf took him off stage and ran on a train on his tight boypussy?

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The Federation

>State their policy is to not start wars

>Has literally been in conflict with every major power in their quadrant

>Has also been in wars with nearly every minor power in their quadrant

>Those they haven't been in wars with they have had skirmishes with

>And each time it started was because the Federation was encroaching on their neighbor's territory

Remind me how the Federation are "Good Guys" again?

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>Computer:

>run animefuckfantasy six-alpha-five-four

Can holodecks make anime real?

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Comfy Ship Thread #2

Previous thread is at bumplimit >>25

Archive of it: https://archive.is/17d7I

Thread basically is for discussion of ships in particular ones that are deemed "comfy"

How is anon with his fan design coming along? That actually was pretty nice considering most fan ships are to be frank, godawful trash.

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Swole Wrestling Federation

What would you think would happen if the Federation in an effort to bring species closer together invited them to take part in a old form of entertainment? Do you think a Star Trek wrestling series would take off? Would crowds cheer as Gul Hogan took the stage to the soundtrack of "I am a real Cardassian!" at all?

Yes I am aware of tsunkatse, but the question about that is if it is swole enough to be entertainment for all?

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Boothby Thread

How often do you think he replanted those flowerbeds? He seemed like the grumpiest man in the universe but had every right to be especially considering all he saw day in and out was naive little shits who can't stay off the grass.

Also what would a Swole version of Boothyby be like?

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Cardassian Empire

A thread for true Cardassians only. Enemies of the State and other subversive elements need not show their face or they will be imprisoned, judged and executed.

* * *

Recent events in Bajoran leadership and Bajor's inability to become self-sufficient have led me to believe Bajor is ready for new management. The Federation does nothing but enable the disarray and technological backwardness of farmers while they sit on valuable ore and resources.

Learning from history and the failed Cardassian occupation I propose a new strategy for Bajor:

- Bajor be asked to join Cardassian Empire as a semi-autonomous region (they can organise their society how they want and practice their mythology, as long as it doesn't interfere with Cardassian operations)

- Bajor's industry and military will be in the remit of Cardassian High Command, Bajorans can join the Cardassian military in Bajoran-only units

- The leader of Bajor needs to be approved by Cardassian High Command

- Remove any real power from the Kai, remove fanatics from Bajoran leadership

- Normal working conditions for Bajoran workers, protections and rights

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What is with The Andorian Community?

I went and browsed Deviantart yeah I know, big mistake and couldn't help noticing a large Andorian Community there posting some rather degenerate artwork. Is there something I don't know about Andorians? I didn't think they'd be that popular?

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How does Family Guy: The Next Generation fare so far? Is it a good Trek bootleg?

Is it fun?

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I want to fuck a Romulan girl

>the short hair and pointy ears of vulcans without the autism.

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An old mmo

Anons, I have a powerful thirst for more Star Trek and I want to know if pic related is worth playing. Does anyone here play it?

I've never played an mmo, so I'm not picky on the finer points and I'm fulling expecting the plots to be stupid, but all I want is to make a qt andorian waifu to dress up and my own space ship to sail around in. The girls in the concept art look cute.

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Data's Cat

Thread about Spot, as requested.

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The Swoleverse

Imagine a universe so /fit/ where gym memberships are mandatory. Where wrestling is considered a traditional form of greeting. Where men are so manly and ripped they tear bulkheads apart with their bare hands.

Welcome to the swoleverse, where there is only roid rage.

If you haven't read these masterpieces yet you can read them here:

http://readcomics.website/comic/star-trek-tng-mirror-broken-2017/0

Long overdue that this got it's own thread.

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Friendly reminder 90s Michelle Forbes is perfection.

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Babylon 5

I was wondering what /strek/ anons thought of Babylon 5 especially around the DS9 controversy over it. But also the fact a lot of actors that appeared on Star Trek made guest appearances or cameos on the show. I just noticed several Romulan Waifus appeared on Babylon 5

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>BEEP BOOP! COMING THROUGH!

So in the grand scheme of things Star Trek as a sci-fi series didn't seem to utilise robots and indeed robotics in general all that much in the grand scheme of things.

Why do you think that is?

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arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/12/how-a-star-trek-card-game-quietly-continues-10-years-after-it

Star Trek: TNG the Collectable Card Game might have been a main-stay of USA card games if the CFO didn't embezzle from the company.

This makes me mad…

Like all sci-fi fans at the time, I tried my hand at it and bought a few packs. Got nothing special though.

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Happy New Years /strek/

How should /strek/ celebrate the New Years?

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testing

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Fuck Morn

Every day. Every fucking day this faggot is at Quarks, yapping everybody's ears off. He won't ever shut the fuck up. All I want after a hard days work is to have a decent Synth Ale and occasionally a few games of Dabo. I couldn't fucking believe my luck when I heard this fucker died. While everyone was at the funeral I was giddy for the first time I could go to the bar without seeing this piece of shit. You couldn't imagine how angry I was when it turned out he faked his death.

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**has anyone seen the rain?

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Enabran Tain

I would like to take a minute to tell you a few details about this Big Guy.

>Ran the Obsidian Order, the Cardassian Intelligence Agency CIA

>Charted a flight plan through Dominion Space which he filed with the agency

>Brought the Romulan Tal Shiar aboard hired guns

>Took great strides to bring Garak aboard his prize

>Was betrayed by a changeling agent a masked man

>Proceeded to crash both the Obsidian Order and Tal Shiar with no survivors

Did Nolan write this character?

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Star Trek Burgers

>All this talk about burgers on this board made me look up Star Trek Burgers for a laugh

>First result is about a Yakki Burger

>Apparently McDonalds Japan made a Star Trek themed burger campaign

>They actually made a movie about a Star Trek themed crew exploring a burger to promote it

WHERE DO WE FIND THIS MOVIE?

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Porthos Thread

Is he the best character?

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Birth of the Federation

>What is it?

Masters of the Orion Star Trek Edition. Even supposedly made by the same devs. It has recently been packed together with tons of mods and fixes to run on more modern systems without the need for a disc.

>Where do I download?

https://www.armadafleetcommand.com/get-files?cw_action=fileview&file_id=1958

>Whoa those instructions seem complicated

Not really, it's only there to help the most vicious of mouthbreathers install it or if you were retarded enough to get Windows 10. It's basically first two boxes ticked from install typically if you want to just play vanilla.

>What can you do in it?

You can conquer the galaxy via conquest or diplomacy playing the 5 major Alpha Quadrant powers. Use espionage and sabotage to gain leverage over opponents, even introduce biological weapons into someone's ecosystem killing millions and blame someone else for it. You can also build a subspace graviton field and make Bajor pay for it.

>How do the Federation play?

Like an attention whoring creepy girlfriend who wants to be everyone's friend. If you go to war with too many races your people will likely rebel. Ships focus more on defence and all rounded. Uses Diplomacy to gain power over a lot of Minor Races by making them become Members.

>How do the Klingons play?

Viking raiders. If you aren't fighting or make peace your people will get pissed off and likely rebel. That said they are surprisingly capable at diplomacy and will often have more warlike Minor Species waiting round the corner to join them. Have some very good fast and hard hitting ships plus their non-combat ships have weapons. A few of their ships also have cloaks.

>How do the Romulans play?

Like what North Korea wants to be. Tell everyone to GTFO their space and keep to themselves so naturally suck at diplomacy. Their ships are slow but powerful and all of them have cloaking devices. Have very good espionage and sabotage ability so if you are facing or playing them make sure your internal security rating is high.

>How do the Cardassians play?

We want it, we'll take it by whatever methods. Capable in conquest and diplomacy. Have a poor economic penalty at start and ships work best in squadrons. The only faction that can match the Romulans in terms of spying. Best at playing other factions against each other.

>How do the Ferengi play?

Like Jews. Be a happy merchant and make profit whenever you can. Get bonus amounts of trade routes and only need Non-Aggression Treaties to trade. Their ships are meh but cheap and can be spammed out using shekel making powers.

>What are Minor Races?

The weird eared and forehead creatures you see in Star Trek Episodes. While they may not have a lot of strength each race has a unique structure that can benefit your Empire which you can gain access to either through conquering them or by them becoming a member of your Empire. Some are Science focused, while others are Militaristic etc. Membership is often preferable to Conquest with most as they will provide you a developed system without the need to declare martial law every few turns.

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Sulu to star in new series about bad touches

A former model and actor is accusing Star Trek icon George Takei of sexual assault in 1981. The accuser, Scott R. Brunton, who was 23 at the time of the alleged incident, claims that Takei took advantage of him when he was most vulnerable.

"This happened a long time ago, but I have never forgotten it," Brunton tells The Hollywood Reporter in an interview. "It is one of those stories you tell with a group of people when people are recounting bizarre instances in their lives, this always comes up. I have been telling it for years, but I am suddenly very nervous telling it."

Brunton says he was living in Hollywood in 1981, working as a waiter and beginning a career as a commercial actor and model when he met a 43- or 44-year-old Takei one evening at Greg's Blue Dot bar. The men exchanged numbers and would call one another from time to time as well as run into each other at clubs, Brunton says. When Brunton broke up with his then-boyfriend, he spoke with Takei. "He said, 'Let me know what your new number is' and I did. And not long after we broke up and I moved out, George called me," Brunton recalls.

Takei, as Brunton tells it, invited him to dinner and the theater. "He was very good at consoling me and understanding that I was upset and still in love with my boyfriend," Brunton says. "He was a great ear. He was very good about me spilling my heart on my sleeve."

The two men went back to the actor's condo for a drink the same night. "We have the drink and he asks if I would like another," Brunton recalls. "And I said sure. So, I have the second one, and then all of a sudden, I begin feeling very disoriented and dizzy, and I thought I was going to pass out. I said I need to sit down and he said sit over here and he had the giant yellow beanbag chair. So I sat down in that and leaned my head back and I must have passed out."

"The next thing I remember I was coming to and he had my pants down around my ankles and he was groping my crotch and trying to get my underwear off and feeling me up at the same time, trying to get his hands down my underwear," Brunton says. "I came to and said, 'What are you doing?!' I said, 'I don't want to do this.' He goes, 'You need to relax. I am just trying to make you comfortable. Get comfortable.' And I said, 'No. I don't want to do this.' And I pushed him off and he said, 'OK, fine.' And I said I am going to go and he said, 'If you feel you must. You're in no condition to drive.' I said, 'I don't care I want to go.' So I managed to get my pants up and compose myself and I was just shocked. I walked out and went to my car until I felt well enough to drive home, and that was that."

THR spoke to four longtime friends of Brunton — Norah Roadman, Rob Donovan, Stephen Blackshear and Jan Steward — who said that he had confided in them about the Takei encounter years ago.

Takei's rep, Julia Buchwald, tells THR, "George is traveling in Japan and Australia and not reachable for comment." Takei, now 80, rose to fame playing Hikaru Sulu on the original Star Trek television series. He is also an author and activist and has been an outspoken advocate for LGBTQ rights.

https://archive.fo/10xkB

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Is TAS canon? Should it be?

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THE ULTIMATE QUESTION

It doesn't matter which Star Trek captain is the best leader, or the safest to work for, or best exemplifies what it means to be in Starfleet.

The only question that needs to be answered is:

Which captain would win in a fight?

Let's assume it's a free-for-all with no weapons in a holodeck simulation of Final Destination. Who would be the last man standing?

Hard mode: Use Picard, not Swolecard

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/strek/ vidya thread

Recently played 25th Anniversary and it's sequel on via GOG and enjoyed them thoroughly. Am also considering looking up a copy of thay DS9 point and click adventure game that's title eludes me atm.

What are some of your favorites/ memories of Star Trak video games.

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Star Trek Adventures RPG

Anyone play this yet? There was a thread on /tg/ but it's been dead for a while.

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William Shatner

It is well known at this point that William Shatner is one of the few confirmed celebrity shitposters. Do you think that he lurks here or is he too fed up with Star Trek at this point?

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Alright, starting a new playthrough of stellaris with the star trek mod

the only decisions i'm making are where to send science ships and what to do in a military situation (if no input from people here)

everything else gets decided by whoever gets dubs first

first question:

who do we play?

http://www.stellariswiki.com/ST_NewHorizons/Races

note, some races may be unplayable, example being the borg. i don't remember which, and the wiki doesn't say, so if we pick one we can't play we'll repick

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Did they ever explain why Miles decided to join the Genii?

It was really out of character for him.

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Black Mirror’s Star Trek Episode Obliterates The Fine Line Between White Guys Loving Something And F

>“USS Callister” is maybe the most hopeful Black Mirror episode this side of “San Junipero.” The premise: Everybody will be happier after white men die.

>The white men who are good will bravely sacrifice ourselves so that the people of color and women might live. The white men who are terrible will have our minds wiped by our rage and desire to possess those we feel have slighted us.

http://archive.is/gXOTl

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Hory Sheet. /polstrek/ is in the top 25. We need to make sure any newcomers take the red hypospray and learn about the occuhoax. Does anyone have the screencap where Canuckanon works out the numbers? I though I saved it, but I can't find it.

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Anyone have any insight on this particular uniform "ruffle" aesthetic that was prominent in the Star Trek TOS motion pictures? It also seems to have been a popular style in several other 70's and 80's science fiction movies like Star Wars and The Last Starfighter.

If you look at pics related, you can see the various ridges and ruffles in the uniforms. I think there were many other sci fi movies that used this similar aesthetic for the uniforms.

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Let's talk about how bullshit the Federation is.

They like to say it's a force for good and unites the galaxy or whatever but we all know it's just a Human and Vulcan supremacist group.

Any alien leaders who sell out their planet to the Federation are collaborators who value enriching themselves monetarily over the good of their people.

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Trek Movies

There have been individual threads for the Trek movies, but not one for them all. Let's fix that.

What do you think of the TOS/TNG movies? Have you seen the JJmovies and if yes, how do you feel about them? What's your favourite, which ones do you feel are either over- or underrated? What would you have changed? And if you want to, rank them in whichever way you want and prepare to rage over people's taste.

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Has anyone ever trashed Vulcans and their self-superiority / autism? or do they always respect it because of muh multiculturalism?

I know Dr. McCoy called Spock out on his shit a few times.

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every single dnd enemy makes this noise when attacking

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Why did Kirk climb the mountain?

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Was he right?

Was based Eddington right?

>"I know you. I was like you once, but then I opened my eyes. Open your eyes, captain. Why is the Federation so obsessed with the Maquis? We've never harmed you. And yet we're constantly arrested and charged with terrorism. Starships chase us through the Badlands and our supporters are harassed and ridiculed. Why? Because we've left the Federation, and that's the one thing you can't accept. Nobody leaves paradise. Everyone should want to be in the Federation. Hell, you even want the Cardassians to join. You're only sending them replicators because one day they can take their 'rightful place' on the Federation Council. You know, in some ways, you're even worse than the Borg. At least they tell you about their plans for assimilation. You're more insidious. You assimilate people and they don't even know it."

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Tarentino's Star Trek

So Quentin Tarentino wants to make a Star Trek movie now that Weinstein is no longer in show biz. The movie will be rated R at this point.

http://archive.is/9yWRu

Patrick Stewart is wasting no time trying to whore himself out to get a role in this movie either. I guess he wants one last go at Picard.

http://archive.is/McICM

Are you ready for Admiral Samuel L. Jackson dropping f-bombs for two hours while Captain Kirk gets demoted to fluffer?

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Jew Jew Trek

How badly did this fuck up the franchise?

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And you'd be fine with that, because you're opposed to all principles, which includes the non-aggression principle.

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NAME

I WANT A NAME

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>/strek/ gets ahead of /sw/

>/strek/ gets in the top 20

IF NOT FOR LUCAS AND THE MOUSE WE WOULD'VE DESTROYED YOU!

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What was his fucking problem?

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STD - Diversity is our strength (teaser)

>We come from a tradition of tolerance, freedom and justice; from a legacy of fearless exploration, of allies who respect each other’s differences, honor and civilizations. We come on a mission to understand our world and ourselves better. We come in peace.

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You are cordially invited

Good evening /strek/

I am the operator of >>>/bmn/ and I would like to cordially invite you all to our New Years stream. We will doing 14 movies over the course of Saturday and Sunday; the best and the worst we have to offer. If you're interested in attending, please see the attachment for the set list and showtimes, or see >>>/bmn/198 for stream information. Hope to see you there. Cheers everyone.

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Flags Thread

Cause Star Trek needed more autism, which faction has the best flag?

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because in the current state of the western world, it is easier/better to be a woman than a man. why bother working on being a strong masculine man when you can just take hormones and become a woman?

also, women are put on a pedestal in todays society, which means there is more demand for women. effeminate men want to fill in this role.

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Eidth Keeler Must Die

What do you think? TOS Reference with LCARS…

https://www.fishbiscuitdesigns.com/products/edith-keeler-must-die-t-shirt

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Don't you know it's Christmas time on Cardassia?

Merry Christmas /strek/

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/streak/?

/streak/?

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Thinly Veiled Waifu Discussion

Gentlemen it has come to my attention that we have no board-tan. This warrants serious discussion for if we are to meme one into existence we need to establish right now what species she is, what faction she is and from what era. Not to mention things like her appearance, personality as well as her duties.

So in short, pitch your ideas for a strek-tan

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Ay fams, cosmoteer has multiplayer now although i can't tell if it's dead or if it's with IP only

anyone wanna try to play?

here's some ship designs

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Newfag here

>>>/strek/

>>>/trek/

>>>/startrek/

What's the difference?

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But shouldnt we wait for Hitler?

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Anyone notice duri g POTUS speech at firestation were the letters "cue" (Q) right next to his head the entire speech

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Maury Kekmas from Atlantic

Celebrate this Christmas with a brand new music video from Atlantic featuring Enig E, Adnol Klann, and more!

Dive into the world of jolly Kek's, barn-making reindeer, Christmas dance clubs, and jolly LARPing with Atlantic's new video…

WATCH MY SHIT TODAY

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How does Earth even manage to run itself with all the stronk indepdent womyn running around? The average human does not seem to be getting laid all that much in Star Trek. If they do get married it is to old,shrill, careerist women like Keiko or Beverly Crusher. Socialism always fails because alpha fux/beta bux but what happens when beta bux are a few machines? The engineers in Star Trek are still considered low status spergs not worthy of getting laid. Socialism always fails because nobody gets laid.

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Hey /strek/, >>>/sw/ here. We're having a party honoring Howard the Duck! Come and shitpost about how awful TLJ was! We couldn't be happier!

>>>/sw/4459

>>>/sudo/64161

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Any other britbongs going to be watching TNG on Horror Channel? First episode starting at 1900h

Witness beardless Riker, the horrors of Troi's wardrobe, an undead Tasha Yar, Q's first appearance, and old as fuck McCoy

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Trekyards

So whatcha guys think about Trekyards and their content that focuses mainly about StarTrek ship design?

>see this for example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK_nB5jukxg

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Trekfu Thread?

Trekfu thread.

Post your Trekfus

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First Contact

>The date is April 5, 2063, and you're in Bozeman, Montana

>You've somehow replaced Zephram Cochrane as the person fated to pilot the experimental Phoenix spacecraft

>It makes a successful jump to warp and your landing is uneventful

>Soon after, an alien ship lands nearby

>Aliens are real, and they want to meet the person who flew that warp ship

How would you make a lasting first impression to the Vulcans, /strek/?

Hard Mode: You are totally unfamiliar with them or their culture, so you can't impress (or annoy) them based on you knowing about their lack of emotions and adherence to logic.

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>Encounters aliens visiting her planet

>Doesn't accuse them of invading

>Doesn't worry about the social implications of contact

>Doesn't want to steal their technology

>Just wants to fuck them

Truly the most relatable Star Trek character.

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What was his fucking problem?

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Were they autistic?

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(((Ferengi)))

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Counselor Troi beamed onto the Shelliac transport ship rocking this camel toe thinking it would sway their judgement.

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Blocks your path - what do you do?

You were a highly compensated member of Section 31 caught up in a sting trafficking Klingon minors to the Orion Syndicate for latinum to purchase black market weapons from the Ferengi to arm the Maquis terrorists. The Federation has disavowed all knowledge of you and the Klingons have sentenced you to serve out the remainder of your natural life on Rura Penthe. You've just arrived when…

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How about them Vorta tiddies.

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>After all Kirk did for the Galaxy

>gets sent to the Nexus, a paradise dimension

>Picard has to come and fuck everything up

>gets Kirk killed ingloriously

>Picard lives on to cuck another day.

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Does anyone else appreciate McCoy as being a foil to Spock?

Spock was a gary stu and McCoy called him out on his self-superiority bullshit, even though most of the time McCoy was portrayed as wrong because of his "feelings"

pic unrelated

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Any /ck/fags here?

/strek/ recipe thread or is OP more of a faggot than usual?

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Seriously, ending holodeck neutrality is going to cause a revolt in the Federation. All those redditors go on the holodeck to fuck their based traps all day while reading tweets from Based Gul Dukat. ((( They ))) are making a tactical error in an effort to get more control it will result in redditors on the streets. The Federation runs on boipussy and ((( they ))) don't even realize it! What is the average guy supposed to do? Get married to a careerist female?

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How is Shakespeare in it's original Klingon?

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I just learned today Robert Picardo was the voice in those old pfish and chip shorts on cartoon network in the 90s

(hes the shark)

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In the Voyager episode where they find the corpse of the space negro inside the graviton ellipse, why do they turn around and give him a burial in space? They guy was already in space when they found him. Tuck his coffin in the corner of cargo bay two where seven can keep an eye on it, then taken him home and bury him in the Earth. It's not like he was a random redshirt.

Pic unrelated, phoneposting.

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Dark Revelation

>Watching TOS

>See Dr. Pulaski in her younger, slightly more porkable days

>Remember how Gates McFadden was kicked to the curb so the female McCoy could chew on the scenery for a season

>Next season rolls around and Gates is back with no explanation whatsoever

>Still can't fap to this

So I'm thinking… we all know that Roddenberry was a penis on legs. We also know that Diana Muldaur played two characters in old Trek. Could it be, perhaps, that Pulaski came to be due to the following scenario I have imagined?

1969

>Gene sits alone in his office, his farewell blowjob from Nichelle still drying on his lap

>He pours another drink and absently wonders if he can get away with killing Lucille Ball and her jew lawyers

>There's a knock on the office door

>"Go away, we're cancelled."

>Diana Muldaur opens the door. "It's me, Gene."

>Oh fuck, thinks Gene, that's ALL I need. "Hey, Di. How's life?"

>"I'm pregnant, Gene."

>"FUCK!" Gene screams as he throws his glass at the wall. "It never rains but it fucking pours! How much do you need?"

>"I'm not here for money, Gene! I love you! I want us to raise this baby together!"

>"Hahahaha! Oh shit, you're outta your mind, baby! My wife will take my kids away and I'll lose everything! You sound like Majel, for fuck's sake!"

>"Majel?"

>"Here. My last $20. Go get it cut out of you and leave me the fuck alone."

>Sobbing, Diane flees from the studio and the incredibly homely man with the tongue of silver and the dick of steel. She doesn't stop running until she's out of the Desilu parking lot, and then she breaks down crying.

>"I'll show you, you cocksucker!" she screams at a palm tree. "You haven't heard the last of me!"

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soundtrack general

post all your good shit here

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>Turn around

>See this

>"Take off your clothes."

Wat do?

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Holodecks

I can understand the importance of the warp drive and the poetic nobility of wanting to explore the stars and such, but why is holographic technology not rightfully regarded as perhaps the most important, revolutionary advancement of the 24th century? Why was it only after the Doctor was brought back from Voyager that they realized they could slap a holo emitter in a room and fill it with tireless workers? They could create armies of holographic soldiers if they felt like it. There's certainly enough prior incidents that prove holograms can wield deadly force and if they need, and one poorly worded computer command is all it takes to give a holographic character self-awareness and genius-level intellect.

In more than on situation, characters have been created from what amounts to a full body scan, a psych evaluation, and a starfleet wikipedia article on an individual, and that's more than enough to make someone who could pass as a fully sentient/sapient being. Even if you don't need fully self-aware beings, holo characters are still more than enough to interact with on their own.

Tell me, is there a canon excuse why this technology wasn't implemented everywhere? Roddenberry's optimism about the future may have excluded the possibility that everyone would just lock themselves in a chamber consisting of a holodeck array, a replicator, and some basic hygienic equipment?

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Kirk confirmed for best Captain.

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ITT are people you never knew guest starred in Star Trek until years later.

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Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm

Is it Kino?

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The Orville Thread #2

Previous thread is at bumplimit: >>5546

Archive: http://archive.is/1bbx6

By now it's pretty much established this is a new Star Trek series unlike a certain something from CBS. Next episode is on the 26th, viewer ratings appear to have shot up and there will likely be another season if this keeps up. Plus it is coming to Europoor soon™

This is actually a comfy show now that they have started to play less forced comedy and more serious. Patrick Stewart cameo when?

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wow, these new Klingons really are something, huh

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So according to Gene Roddenberry the people in this video clip will become engineers, doctors, starship captains, and humanity unites and goes to the stars?

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>There is a study that says there are 5000 unregistered aliens living on Earth, another study puts that figure closer to 10,000

>I will build a dyson sphere around the Earth and make Vulcan pay for it

Archer killed people so illegal space aliens could mooch off the hard working tax payers of Earth. It really makes you think.

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"Extreme age is indicated on the order of six thousand years."

>Leonardo da Vinci

>Brahms

>Solomon

>Alexander the Great

>Methuselah

Fascinating.

>Merlin

Wat?

>Lazarus

WAT?

Daily reminder that Merlin is a canon historical figure in the Star Trek universe, but Jesus' miracles have been relegated to "Lazarus, come forth and–! Oh! You're…alive. Uh, tah-dah?" Meanwhile, His identical twin was millions of light years away dealing with Romans but no Jews, for some reason, but I'm sure there's a perfectly sound scientific reason to explain that away.

Also a daily reminder that Kathryn Janeway studied at the holographic feet of a maestro who had been alive for thousands of years and should have been able to figure out the whole hang-glider thing without her help.

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Weird Starship Designs.

Any weird, ugly or shit starships

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Star Trek Unabomber

How was Gene Rodenberry able to predict the Unabomber and Eco-warriors like 30 years before it happened?

>During the war, Green led a faction of violent eco-terrorists whose actions led to the death of some thirty-seven million people.

Oh and general Colonel Green thread.

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What'll you do when he dies? Will you have the same reaction as when Spock passed away?

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Locations

Pictures of locations or set designs.

I don't remember if other Trek shows besides TNG had these; I will dump what I have.

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You're Pike

Who would you have chosen?

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and i'm gonna be…..HIGH……..as a kite, by then…

when shatner drops we need to play this ad nauseum.

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Which episode merged Riker and Guy Fieri again?

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Wesley Crusher is objectively the best character in all of Star Trek

Discuss.

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Tuvok tried to stop him…

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Star Trek Starship Hybrids.

Any designs.

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Remember that episode when Q got Janeway's feet in his face?

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Hey fagets. I made an irc channel for us:

#/strek/ on rizon

>pic unrelated

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Help me fill this in, expand it and make it more correct

Vulcans = Germans when they're peaceful.

Reasoning: Look up how they behave, stereotypes of West Germany at the time were emotional robotic drones that were sort of buddies with us and shared technology.

Romulans = Germans when they're being Nazis (or potentially Austrians)

Reasoning: Extremely xenophobic, believe they're the master race. The structure of their society is almost picture perfect fascism, down to the SS/Tal Shiar.

Andorians = Scandinavians, Icelanders, and Danes

Their homeworld is icy, their folk heroes are sailors that circumnavigate things.

Klingons = Russians

Reasoning: because of when the original show was made. they even made them look like cossaks. also they became our friends when soviet union collapsed, because Gene was a hopeful commie, but all that came of it IRL was joined cooperation on the space station.

Some people think it was chinese, but at the time of TOS americans actually considered Russians to be "asiatic huns"

Rigellian = Amerindians, first nations, native american, whatever

Just look at them! Also multigender is a reference to multiple gender cultures in native americans (although natives used it as a form of punshshment, not regular gender)

Betazoids = Brits

Matriarchal society, emotion sensitive, best allies to humans.

Bolians = Canadians

Friendly, compasionate background species. Assisted suicide topic brought up when Canada was ratifying no-rescuscitation law and discussing assisted suicide.

Coridan = Spanish, including south Americans

Hello, CORIDA? Energy rich, labor force. Like fast cars. They have a conflict between Andorrans (scandies) and Vulcans (germans), which mimics early 20th century conflicts in South America. Spanish miracle of the 60s is referenced at one point I think.

Orions = Brazillians

References to Amazons and so on, neighbors to Coridans. Not really hispanic, but portuguese.

Tellarite = Italians

Warm climate, emotional, likes to argue, mostly eats veggies…

Denobulans = Indians

Population pressures, extended and weird families, breed like crazy. They're presented often as educated workers.

Bajorans = Bosnians, Albanians (and Croatians)

Hurr my religion, deep soul people, we got ethnically cleansed by the evil Cardassians/Serbs! DS9 was made during 90s, when we just got finished with Yugoslav wars.

Cardassians = Serbs

They even had a Cardassian Slobodan Milosevic substitute say the line "What will you do now, withhold my medicine?!" a reference to UN killing the real Slobodan by withholding his heart medication.

Founders = The Deep State, Globalists - the only thing that makes sense

Multiple references to them guiding the development of other species, controlling them from afar, being able to blend into and infiltrate other species, being even more ruthless than fascists, having Jem Hadar on standby as rioters-/ehem/-warriors.

Jem Hadar = American blacks, minorities, hapas

See above. Hyper aggressive from birth. Teens are essentially criminals. Controlled by Dominion via "the white" which is clearly a metaphor for crack cocaine, completely expendable. "Created" by Founders just like IRL globalists are responsible for mixed races and migrants.

Trills = Aussies

Majority of population (without symbiont) is a bunch of cucks. A small portion of the population (with symbiont) is mind-blowingly awesome hardass shitposters. One of the best friends of federation.

Vorta = SJWs and Antifa

Clones, loyal manlets.

Breen = Islamic terrorists, Taliban

Cover their faces. Historically first attacked by Klingons (Russians) in a failed invasion, huge tie to Soviet-Afghan war. Indiscriminate terrorist attacks on federation species.

Voyager species seem to be more based on whim than actual allegory, so I don't know what they mean.

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Lootcrate: Star Trek Mission Crate

Would you? Should I?

First month has a TNG theme and an "exclusive Locutus of Borg figurine."

46 buckaroos for one crate, 44 buckaroos for 6 crates, one every two months, and you'll get a "bonus USS Enterprise Refit metal replica"!

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>watching old 80s B-movies with Jeffrey Combs in them

>very enjoyable stuff

>be curious if he has a Twitter

>he does

>it's full of political sperging and "fuck drumpf"

Twitter is truly a horrible place. I know many other Trek actors/writers have autistic Twitters too (Takei, Auberjonois and so on), but I guess I still hoped they'd post about their current projects and occasionally Trek, or just general shitposting. It isn't even that they have differing political views, that doesn't bother me, but Twitter is such a poor platform to talk about them.

But it did make me wonder. Do you guys just completely ignore the actors' online presence? Do you put a clear divide between the character, what you think he is IRL and who he really is? Trek has always been, at least on the surface, a very liberal, left-leaning show and /strek/ seems to bring together more people who are the opposite of that (to whatever extent), so I'm interested to learn what you think of the actors outside of the shows.

Pic not related, but it's Trek and Twitter, so whatever

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What did he mean by this?

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Why did Marina Sirtis stop doing the voice right for the movies? Did she just forget the way her character talked and no one reminded her?

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give me interviews and behind the scenes

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Do you think he hated niggers too?

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This is the best scene in all of Star Trek. It is impossible to top this.

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If starships can travel faster than light (if it's even possible to begin with) and then arrive at a planet according to their perspective a day later, how come time from the planet's perspective hasn't advanced many hundreds of years?

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This is the only smile worth protecting.

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What did he mean by this? Does this mean Jadzia…?

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The EMH Mark 1 treats Bea Arthur circa 1987.

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Is Star Trek propaganda?

Is Stark Trek nothing but propaganda?

https://www.infowars.com/captain-kirks-predecessor-star-trek-was-rand-corporation-predictive-programming/

>In a rare and recently unearthed interview from 1965, the actor who preceded William Shatner as first captain of the Enterprise, stated that the series was based on the RAND Corporation’s “projection of things to come”.

Actor Jeffrey Hunter, who played captain Christopher Pike in the Star Trek pilot “The Cage” told a Hollywood columnist in January of ’65 that he hoped the pilot-episode would be picked up as a series because he was intrigued by the fact that the series was based on the RAND corporation’s “projection of things to come.”

“We should know within several weeks whether the show has been sold.”, Hunter stated almost half a century ago.

>“It will be an hour long, in color, with a regular cast of a half-dozen or so and an important guest star each week.”, he stated hopefully.

“The things that intrigues me the most”, Hunter said, “is that it is actually based on the Rand Corporation’s projection of things to come. Except for the fictional characters, it will be like getting a look into the future and some of the predictions will surely come true in our lifetime.”

Trekweb, the first Star Trek website ever to appear on the internet, republished part of the recently discovered interview with Hunter in the context of celebrations around the historic pilot-episode- considered by many “Trekkies” to be the blueprint of the entire Star Trek project. As Trekweb notes, the character of Captain Pike “remains a popular character with Trek fans.”

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Does Rainn Wilson make a good Harry Mudd?

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Stop fucking with shit, BO. I see what you're doing.

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Commander Sisko?

I'm Dominion!

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Lorca to Enterprise

>Hey captain Kuck, can you do that with your ship?

Weird things that certain ships can do in Star Trek.

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Is this list of the most decorated captains correct, /strek/?

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So, now that you have seen it, what did you think of McFarland Trek/the Orville?

PS Whay is the captcha being such a little bitch

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1v1 me faggot

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Who was that vulcan girl that trained with Cessley for the academy? I think it was a season 2 episode.

Because she is my trekfu.

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What would the game do for grinding hands if there was literally no one else playing online at the time? Might happen in 10 years. I have only seen NPC companions for main quests free quests etc

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and his fist be ever ready for a knock down blow

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>Officers have black badges

>Given authority to wage war 'by any means necessary'

>Clearly shady

Is he Section 31, /strek/?