[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / animu / arepa / ausneets / leftpol / omnichan / sunny / vichan ]

/strek/ - Star Trek

Discussion about star trek shows, movies, vidya, etc.
Comment *
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.

Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

File: 7f804847e53caf2⋯.jpg (945.26 KB, 2160x3840, 9:16, b21e5ccfb29530860e6dd27921….jpg)

File: b828e975b87b2de⋯.png (142.95 KB, 1024x640, 8:5, Screenshot2011-05-15at1233….png)

97e50b No.25641

Christina Hendricks as Beverly Crusher


also this guy as Picard

6d51f6 No.25642

Wasn't that guy just a really good Picard cosplayer and they used someone else's dick for the blowjob scene?

de54e0 No.25652


With those milkers she has to be the ships counselor.

2b7b38 No.25653


Data can learn alot about humanity from her.

75eed2 No.25654

Pepe as Wesley "Khazar Milkers" Crusher

06e632 No.25656



Just make a new character and story line, but of course because of JJ everything will have to be retreaded instead of built upon.

75eed2 No.25657


>JJ everything will have to be retreaded instead of built upon

>swole breasts universe

b3d9c5 No.25658


>Christina Hendricks as Beverly Crusher

My cock says, "Make it so!" My brain says, "Don't reboot TNG. Don't."

340884 No.25678

File: bf7ae5b2d7e65aa⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 335.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Hendricks in the Romulan l….jpg)


Couldn't we cast her in a series focused around exploring the Beta quadrant after the Dominion war? Have the crew wear incredibly skimpy new uniforms (as part of Star Fleets growing commitment to body acceptance - I'm thinking just enough cloth to get it onto tv and give those udders enough support but not a stitch more than that). Have the show mostly focus on the Romulan Empire - the major power in the Beta Quadrant - and their plans to capture the remarkably busty, all female, crew of the star-ship MIL:F (Major Interstellar Long-term [operation]: Federation) and subject them to all manner of perversity and 'medical experiments' that feature all of the weirdest kinks 8chan can provide and are implied and described on the show but explicitly shown in professionally made porn starring the cast and posted to Pornhub as supplemental material.

Yes this is not a Star Trek show, and yes it is a very poorly disguised front end for a horrifically niche (and thus unprofitable) porn franchise, but you've got to admit … it wouldn't do any more damage to the franchise than "Star Trek: The Even NEWER Generation (of millenial soyboys and stronk wymons)".

8d2b66 No.25683


You know you jest but I would fap to that show premise.

340884 No.25712


>I would fap to that show

I don't think there's anyone here that wouldn't. I'm pretty sure that, like /tg/, there's a significant overlap of /d/eviants here.

5ee2da No.25719


Actually if you aren't a teen or a milf, the only way a pornstar can make money anymore is doing bespoke niche porn.

340884 No.25720

File: cff835212603e78⋯.jpg (32.57 KB, 800x682, 400:341, really makes you think.jpg)


Who would I have to talk to in order to commission a particular 'bespoke' porn to suit my particular niche? If there's as many actresses desperate for the work as you imply then that should help drop the price at least a little.

b3d9c5 No.25725



Anatomik Media is a big one

340884 No.25741


Interesting site, thanks for the link. They seem to specialise in Wet and Messy for any anons with spare cash who are into that sort of thing. Doesn't look like the sort of place that would do the longitudinal stuff I was thinking of though.

c63e7c No.25751


Can't hurt to ask, and if they won't do it you may get a referral.

29b9d3 No.25754

File: bf78ba30913df90⋯.jpg (176.98 KB, 496x485, 496:485, 14900018757744920838492839….jpg)

I'm proud to introduce our new Wesley Crusher:

75eed2 No.25755


Brandon Fraiser as Reginal Barklay


6969c1 No.25779

Dream Cast? Here it is:

Morgan Freeman as Captain J'Wonn Lukemia Phipps Junior III

Idris Elba as first officer Cmdr Billy Jackson

RJ Mitte as Lt Cmdr Georgie LeFleur

Christina Hendricks as Counselor Donna Twaht tyvm OP solid choice

John Boyega as Lt Cmdr Data

Michael Dorn as Lt Worf pretty sure he's still trying to make a Worf show happen, so we might as well let him have it

Nicole Kidman as Doctor Beverly Crusher

Donald Glover as Washme Crusher

Will Smith as Q

Chris Rock as the voice of the computer

and that's all I got.

d31156 No.25793

>Nobody has mentioned Tom Hardy as Captain Swolecard yet

You all disappoint me.

b3d9c5 No.25798

File: 7b745209368ad18⋯.webm (9.07 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 7b745209368ad187e7a3ffbc6….webm)


>pretty sure he's still trying to make a Worf show happen, so we might as well let him have it

340884 No.25802


>The Worf of Starfleet

I would watch the fuck out of that film.

8c3d94 No.25855

File: 8bd0febb07c3cae⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1471219098729-0.webm)


The world doesn't need more porn in it.

159a4c No.25862


>The world doesn't need more porn in it.

Agreed, it does need better and more kinkier porn though.

[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Cancer][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / animu / arepa / ausneets / leftpol / omnichan / sunny / vichan ]