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Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

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97e50b  No.25641

Christina Hendricks as Beverly Crusher

y/n?

also this guy as Picard

6d51f6  No.25642

Wasn't that guy just a really good Picard cosplayer and they used someone else's dick for the blowjob scene?


de54e0  No.25652

>>25641

With those milkers she has to be the ships counselor.


2b7b38  No.25653

>>25641

Data can learn alot about humanity from her.


75eed2  No.25654

Pepe as Wesley "Khazar Milkers" Crusher


06e632  No.25656

>>25641

Why?

Just make a new character and story line, but of course because of JJ everything will have to be retreaded instead of built upon.


75eed2  No.25657

>>25656

>JJ everything will have to be retreaded instead of built upon

>swole breasts universe


b3d9c5  No.25658

>>25641

>Christina Hendricks as Beverly Crusher

My cock says, "Make it so!" My brain says, "Don't reboot TNG. Don't."


340884  No.25678

File: bf7ae5b2d7e65aa⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 335.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Hendricks in the Romulan l….jpg)

>>25641

Couldn't we cast her in a series focused around exploring the Beta quadrant after the Dominion war? Have the crew wear incredibly skimpy new uniforms (as part of Star Fleets growing commitment to body acceptance - I'm thinking just enough cloth to get it onto tv and give those udders enough support but not a stitch more than that). Have the show mostly focus on the Romulan Empire - the major power in the Beta Quadrant - and their plans to capture the remarkably busty, all female, crew of the star-ship MIL:F (Major Interstellar Long-term [operation]: Federation) and subject them to all manner of perversity and 'medical experiments' that feature all of the weirdest kinks 8chan can provide and are implied and described on the show but explicitly shown in professionally made porn starring the cast and posted to Pornhub as supplemental material.

Yes this is not a Star Trek show, and yes it is a very poorly disguised front end for a horrifically niche (and thus unprofitable) porn franchise, but you've got to admit … it wouldn't do any more damage to the franchise than "Star Trek: The Even NEWER Generation (of millenial soyboys and stronk wymons)".


8d2b66  No.25683

>>25678

You know you jest but I would fap to that show premise.


340884  No.25712

>>25683

>I would fap to that show

I don't think there's anyone here that wouldn't. I'm pretty sure that, like /tg/, there's a significant overlap of /d/eviants here.


5ee2da  No.25719

>>25678

Actually if you aren't a teen or a milf, the only way a pornstar can make money anymore is doing bespoke niche porn.


340884  No.25720

File: cff835212603e78⋯.jpg (32.57 KB, 800x682, 400:341, really makes you think.jpg)

>>25719

Who would I have to talk to in order to commission a particular 'bespoke' porn to suit my particular niche? If there's as many actresses desperate for the work as you imply then that should help drop the price at least a little.


b3d9c5  No.25725

>>25720

https://anatomikmedia.com/

Anatomik Media is a big one


340884  No.25741

>>25725

Interesting site, thanks for the link. They seem to specialise in Wet and Messy for any anons with spare cash who are into that sort of thing. Doesn't look like the sort of place that would do the longitudinal stuff I was thinking of though.


c63e7c  No.25751

>>25741

Can't hurt to ask, and if they won't do it you may get a referral.


29b9d3  No.25754

File: bf78ba30913df90⋯.jpg (176.98 KB, 496x485, 496:485, 14900018757744920838492839….jpg)

I'm proud to introduce our new Wesley Crusher:


75eed2  No.25755

>>25754

Brandon Fraiser as Reginal Barklay

JUST


6969c1  No.25779

Dream Cast? Here it is:

Morgan Freeman as Captain J'Wonn Lukemia Phipps Junior III

Idris Elba as first officer Cmdr Billy Jackson

RJ Mitte as Lt Cmdr Georgie LeFleur

Christina Hendricks as Counselor Donna Twaht tyvm OP solid choice

John Boyega as Lt Cmdr Data

Michael Dorn as Lt Worf pretty sure he's still trying to make a Worf show happen, so we might as well let him have it

Nicole Kidman as Doctor Beverly Crusher

Donald Glover as Washme Crusher

Will Smith as Q

Chris Rock as the voice of the computer

and that's all I got.


d31156  No.25793

>Nobody has mentioned Tom Hardy as Captain Swolecard yet

You all disappoint me.


b3d9c5  No.25798

File: 7b745209368ad18⋯.webm (9.07 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 7b745209368ad187e7a3ffbc6….webm)

>>25779

>pretty sure he's still trying to make a Worf show happen, so we might as well let him have it


340884  No.25802

>>25798

>The Worf of Starfleet

I would watch the fuck out of that film.


8c3d94  No.25855

File: 8bd0febb07c3cae⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1471219098729-0.webm)

>>25720

The world doesn't need more porn in it.


159a4c  No.25862

>>25855

>The world doesn't need more porn in it.

Agreed, it does need better and more kinkier porn though.


f54456  No.25976

File: 4d3e3a79f229aab⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 388.26 KB, 500x333, 500:333, ClipboardImage.png)

>>25754

I have a better Wesley Crusher


b3d9c5  No.26006

>>25976

I doubt they'll be able to afford an actor of that caliber.


97e50b  No.26029

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


97e50b  No.26100

>>25976

Wesley Crusher will be a gay twink who gets femraped by troi's 12 inch betazoid tentacle cock.


29d51b  No.26256

>>25641

>This Guy

Can we find an actual French man? Surely there must be a bald, erudite, Shakespearean trained actor en France?


de54e0  No.26276

>>26256

Oh please no. You have this idealized picture of the french in your mind. They are nothing like that.


a575b2  No.26320

>>26256

>Wanting another black captain


f0e404  No.26324

>>26320

>black

>erudite

>Shakespearean

The melanin-enriched individuals in France can only manage one of those three, friend.


ec7938  No.26641

>>25798

That was amazing my guy. Your oc?


b3d9c5  No.26644

File: f8913e30ce65653⋯.jpg (182.88 KB, 1023x885, 341:295, removehasperat-uniform.jpg)

>>26641

>Your oc?

Lol I wish. I got it from here some time back.

Pic related is the only OC I've ever contributed,


04cb63  No.26888

>>25641

Once on an image board far far away…

Someone started a recasting thread, and I came up with an alternate timeline cast

Capt. Jeanne-luc Picard played by Helen Mirren

Data would have have Lal, played by Lily Cole

I don't recall who I cast as Crusher, but for Wesley I chose Chloe Moretz.

Not all of them switched sex, just a couple that stand out in my head.

Dave Chappelle as Geordi. Jemaine Clement as a sort of O'Brian. Ewin McGregor as Riker. David Bowie as Q

Peter Dinklage as Worf

>>25654

>Pepé's adventures with the the Kazon Milkers


29d51b  No.26892

>>25652

Fuck replicators, just walk up to her with a glass.


388b86  No.26896

>>340884

Can anyone imagine a reasonable motivation for the Romulan Star Empire to kidnap Cpt Hendricks for the purpose of acquiring large amounts of human breastmilk?


b3d9c5  No.26907

>>26896

I was going to say Romulan geneticists were doing experiments to enhance breast milk, and one of the failed retrovirus vectors they were using got out and infected the entire populous, rendering their breast milk nutritionally deficient. Only humans were immune, and they needed to get a human female with breasts so they could starting cloning up tanks of tits to make nutritious milk. Cpt Hendricks and her ship just happened to be the closest to the neutral zone on a rather boring and routine assignment, when a Romulan ship captures her vessel kidnaps her.

Upon reflection this is a bit too close to the Klingon forehead retcon for my taste, but if someone wants to flesh this out into a properly autistic story I release it for anyone to use for any reason.


b3d9c5  No.26908

>>26907

s/populous/populace

Spellcheck lead me down the rosy path and I didn't catch it until I posted. Fug


ffaefb  No.27008

>>25641

Hendricks, yes. That porn actor, no.


920736  No.27009

File: 76fac83c1c8cfef⋯.jpg (37.54 KB, 250x375, 2:3, MV5BNWVkOTExYjEtMWI2MS00ZW….jpg)

>>25641

found your troi


5f25d3  No.27098

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>>27009

damn, Rumor Willis is looking better with long hair


de54e0  No.27100

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>>27098

So that's where the big ones come from >>23046


9fcb76  No.27106

>>27098

>My Bogdanoff Vat Cloned Cell Sister Can't Be This Cute?!


8c3d94  No.27143

File: 95d1cd46b383caa⋯.jpg (705.36 KB, 1414x1824, 707:912, dr crusher im tng.jpg)

>>25641

>CIA as captain

>Masketta Man as first officer

>Bane as ship engineer and ace pilot

>Dr Pavel as ship surgeon and science officer

>Hothead as chief of security

>Juan as away-mission redshirt


70d6b1  No.27194

File: af7286446735c7a⋯.png (129.04 KB, 1124x598, 562:299, american dna test.png)

This guy as the phenotype of the rest of the background crew.




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