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Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

File: c6ad7061d2dc878⋯.gif (261.38 KB, 300x306, 50:51, c6ad7061d2dc8781743df6d6e2….gif)

f60f01 No.1614

reminder that we're in the hunger games tonight at 8pm EDT

>>>/sudo/44368

if you p'toks aren't cheering, you'll be stripped of bloodwine for the next month

924401 No.10774

>>10773

Fucked that up wew

>>10169


042a52 No.10928

Well the hippie died already. Who do we send next to their deaths?

http://poal.me/avpldk


b7855c No.11064

Well need an image and ad for the winrar.


fa98f6 No.11070

File: b3eabb81184576d⋯.jpg (11.8 KB, 341x388, 341:388, Frederick_La_Rouque.jpg)

>>11064

"Everything I have lost I will regain. It's only a matter of time."

or something of the sort


d577ba No.11168

File: 7c6cb4111ba5002⋯.png (253.94 KB, 500x376, 125:94, ClipboardImage.png)


ccb892 No.11221

File: 5b96ac70004037c⋯.jpg (56.29 KB, 480x361, 480:361, silicon avatar one.jpg)

I nominate the Crystalline Entity with the ad 'I am immortal, because anything you say and do reflects back onto you'


fa98f6 No.11222

>>11221

we haven't even lost yet, wait for the games to end first


4fe241 No.11241

>>1614

>>11222

when is the games? I thought the latest ones had already been


4fe241 No.11242

File: fcec54e4c29cc55⋯.jpg (70.69 KB, 800x535, 160:107, CHECKEM.jpg)

>>11222

also trips checked


042a52 No.11247

>>11241

Tomorrow.


e9e49a No.11418

File: 13246b76c4b1b81⋯.jpg (19.18 KB, 678x190, 339:95, Capture.JPG)

well, we got drowned, but at least we're left with this image by our sister board


042a52 No.11425

>>11418

At this point I doubt any of the Star Trek boards are in it to win it, just there for the memes.

You know the drill, who do we kill next?

http://poal.me/wu3fu7


1efe9d No.11513

test


042a52 No.11541

File: 780426b8a36a39a⋯.jpg (78.8 KB, 350x350, 1:1, takei-aladdin.jpg)

Is this a good image to use for George Takei's career?


f19dab No.11586

>Diaperfag is back again

REEEEEEEEE ALERT


ccb892 No.11621

File: ba60aa8d85435c6⋯.jpg (50.61 KB, 304x303, 304:303, 102591_d1073b.jpg)

>>11541

Here ya go


042a52 No.11636

>>11621

Just need an ad.


fa98f6 No.11646

File: d4ae8a097babf9f⋯.gif (2.22 MB, 320x240, 4:3, y85CM6o.gif)

>>11621

i was thinking something from this


042a52 No.11778

well thread is finally up on /sudo/


abc455 No.11780

Nominating, feel free to change ad.


49712c No.11781

Who is the /trek/ fag that keeps nominating? They always seem to get further than /strek/ and /startrek in every game/


5c81e9 No.11788

File: 6d79a4de04a60f4⋯.png (93.41 KB, 275x388, 275:388, Ezri Daxs Underwear.png)

I know who we should nominate when we die :^)

http://poal.me/pm0nz2


042a52 No.12032

>>11788

Damn your dubs.


d78bef No.12138

File: 92ffe9d63713b7d⋯.png (364.52 KB, 639x480, 213:160, colt smirk.png)

Send Colt. She's so small and cute that they'll underestimate her, moments before she pulls a phaser pistol concealed in her jacket and kills them all.


042a52 No.12144

>>12138

I thought you were going to say concealed in her panties there.


d78bef No.12145

>>12144

I could see that, but the bump would show in her trousers. Also, >Colt >panties


17579a No.12157

>>12145

So she wears diapers like Ezri?


910e16 No.12199

>Eventually board caves in and nominate Ezri's diaper

>Wins Hunger Games

Calling it now.


18e4f7 No.12233

>>12199

NEVER GIVE UP!

NEVER SURRENDER!

We need to nominate Tim Allen sometime.


e08407 No.12244

>>12233

We need a Galaxy Quest thread


042a52 No.12260


042a52 No.12267

File: 2a90859c9681378⋯.jpg (7.9 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Shats Mountain.jpg)

Looks like Shatner's mountain won it.

Ad "Challenge the Rock!" or something along those lines?


d78bef No.12298

File: e987eaa9e3e8249⋯.jpg (40.13 KB, 494x366, 247:183, jojo josuke shit taste.jpg)

>>12157

Fuck off and kill yourself, daiperfag.


042a52 No.12402

Well looks like the games are up.


58df13 No.12441

>>12298

>wonder where diaperfag came from

>look on /tv/

>Star Trek thread

>Diaperfag posting

Why am I not surprised?


a4d121 No.12452

Well well, /strek/ finally reached the Top 25. Congratulations.


1bf29e No.12454

File: 632a68b71d765dc⋯.jpeg (12.14 KB, 247x255, 247:255, swole-2.jpeg)

>>12452

absolutely swelling with pride


042a52 No.12455

>>12452

>Finally

>Implying it hasn't been in the top 20 before


fa98f6 No.12482

File: 81800de6f5eabfd⋯.png (90.11 KB, 465x207, 155:69, WHYDOTHEYKEEPMAKINGMORE.png)

File: ec5fcc5e015ecc9⋯.jpg (37.79 KB, 729x557, 729:557, Thomas_and_William_Riker.jpg)

we have 4 star trek boards competing

this is getting out of hand


042a52 No.12483

>>12482

I've just noticed myself. Seems to be causing a lot of butthurt on /sudo/ still better than when it was nothing but mostly furfag boards


18e4f7 No.12508

File: 2f0bf80b3bbe4f6⋯.jpg (94.75 KB, 694x530, 347:265, Dukat.jpg)

>>12482

>because of this retard if one of the trek boards wins, all get banned from the following games.


042a52 No.12511

>>12508

Only if a Trek board wins the this games and only for a week. Still, disappointed /startrek/ is no long competing. It would be funny if all the Trek boards each sent a Klingon.


f1837e No.12513

File: 0a50561dcf3167a⋯.jpg (40.39 KB, 449x624, 449:624, captain picard with hair.jpg)

File: ffda8df4beab10b⋯.jpg (102.39 KB, 580x732, 145:183, 85266c4679fdc9b6151224a95b….jpg)

>>12511

>disappointed /startrek/ is no long competing

/startrek/ is competing, just not in the Games. From its resurrection, the BO's tactic has been to appear humble and magnanimous presumably so as to avoid deletion in the event that shit becomes problematic. /strek/ has been and continues to be the de facto Star Trek board on 8chan. It's name - like pol - is unique enough to be distinguishable, but generic enough to respect the principles of anonymity that image boards are built on. /startrek/ can appear to be a swell guy but there is only one place to go to be swole….

Well, ok… two places, but only one Trek board. /startrek/ can stay as a containment board for JJTrek, STD, and other plebbit-tier shitposting, but the BO needs to accept that and cooperate. If it remains a confusing issue, /startrek/, /trek/ and other pretenders need to go.


042a52 No.12516

So Klingon Hunger Games when?


042a52 No.12526

/strek/ died quickly.


042a52 No.12527

>>12526

http://poal.me/tyh8kv

You know the drill.


d78bef No.12528

>>12441

Of course. Fucking /tv/. That degenerate board needs a Planet Killer launched at it.


042a52 No.12529

>>12528

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was someone from /tv/ also spamming the other Trek boards.


d78bef No.12531

>>12529

Well of course, misery loves company and who's more miserable than a cuckold?


3696c2 No.12663

Porthos is winning?


ec93ac No.12667

Who keeps voting for the diapers? Put out some OC or fuck off


d78bef No.12681

>>12667

Undoubtedly the same faggot we're complaining about. Some cuck from /tv/ masturbating furiously at the thought of Ezri in diapers. If we find him he's going in the Agony Booth for a month.


f1f60c No.12686

>>12681

>Agony Booth

Now there's something worth sending.


042a52 No.12876

Looks like we are sending Porthos. Image and ad to send?


fa98f6 No.12879

File: d9edc36a6466afc⋯.png (139.49 KB, 320x240, 4:3, angrybreagle.png)

>>12876

[Barks in Klingon]


042a52 No.12884


dcea2a No.12900

>>12879

Saw this had already been nominated so I nominated /startrek/


042a52 No.12940

>>12900

While I am happy to see /startrek/ nominated, shouldn't you have you know, posted there instead of here?


042a52 No.12941

File: ca73dfaa1f1e8d4⋯.webm (3.43 MB, 292x240, 73:60, Nazis verse the Klingons.webm)

Oh for fucks sake, a 5th Trek board? And nobody thought to bring all Klingons?


bda3fb No.12948

>>12941

Fifth? What are there other than /strek/, /startrek/, and /trek/?


042a52 No.12949

>>12948

>>>/sudo/62422

I think honestly it's a fag though deliberately trying to start shit.


fa98f6 No.12954

>>12941

>>12948

>>12949

it's the goy wars board, they're just using it as a tag to fuck with us


fa98f6 No.12955

File: 02720d2b0bf9b70⋯.png (80.13 KB, 226x270, 113:135, 02720d2b0bf9b70b040a210079….png)

>>12954

no wait, i didn't realize someone actually made another board

this is getting out of hand


042a52 No.12991

/startrek/ seems to be pulling out again which I think is a mistake honestly. I feel like there's someone deliberately fucking with both boards. Especially in the past several games there's been an autist screeching about the number of Trek boards and that was before the new boards started appearing.


042a52 No.13037

Just noticed /strek/ is District 1 and District 1 normally dies first. Probably should prepare this in advanced.

http://poal.me/xamlx2


042a52 No.13102

Well he died. But acted like a dog the entire match.


0ea6c8 No.13105

Stupid dog, should have sent Spot instead!


8eac70 No.13117

File: 82fa4f9365cd5fc⋯.jpg (39.78 KB, 526x721, 526:721, archer's favourite compani….jpg)

why is porthos so lewd


d78bef No.13122

>>13117

Hes' a horn dog, that's for sure


a4d121 No.13124

>>13122

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. WE NEED DUBS FOR THE MACHINE.


d78bef No.13126

>>13124

Fuck off, it's not my fault we're a slow board. Tampons are that way, you cunt.


a4d121 No.13134

>>13126

That should've made it easier to wait a few seconds, you nigger.


042a52 No.13160

How did you fags manage to lose the Planet Killer?


17f98b No.13162

>>13160

>Lost the Planet Killer

>It is now roaming threads destroying boards with no idea where it's final destination should be.


a4d121 No.13168

>>13162

>tfw we are now like the PK's creators


d78bef No.13169

>>13160

Don't look at me, /leftypol/ are the ones who opened the transwarp conduit to /k/ and then closed it mid-journey. Who knows where the damn thing will end up now.


a4d121 No.13170

>>13169

!

Wait a minute. What if it ended up on halfchan?


d78bef No.13171

>>13170

That might be amusing.


042a52 No.13177

>>13170

>>13171

>inb4 /strek/ blows up cuckchan


d78bef No.13181

>>13177

Checked.


b7855c No.13185

>>13177

Please make this happen.


042a52 No.13247

File: 7aa39d9811dfeb3⋯.jpg (471.13 KB, 2048x722, 1024:361, STP45.jpg)

File: 165bf9f551ce221⋯.jpg (481.42 KB, 2048x722, 1024:361, STP38.jpg)

File: 72363a7c6b2f6db⋯.jpg (502.71 KB, 2048x722, 1024:361, STP43.jpg)

File: 01c54f90de355e4⋯.jpg (66.03 KB, 820x1024, 205:256, data-c_1024x1024.jpg)

File: 5db861d21042b0a⋯.jpg (444.29 KB, 2048x722, 1024:361, STP49.jpg)

>Fags nominating Spot

Which one considering there's been a few?


ccb892 No.13252

>>13247

good stuff, create thread with only spot comics pls kind sir


bfde6b No.13261

File: 5c6d547809ffb01⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 48.22 KB, 862x653, 862:653, Capture.JPG)

>>13247

Garak is leading right now, but this is realyl the only true and honest Spot


042a52 No.13266

>>13252

I will when I sort my folders out.

>>13261

Only Spot who wasn't a dick.


fcd2c1 No.13290

Hi, good luck on the attention hungry games!

Thanks for planetkiller destroying /leftypol/, much appreciated


bfde6b No.13299

File: eb29f500108a5ff⋯.png (79.12 KB, 250x250, 1:1, Star Trek DS9 BANE.png)

File: 4caf07ed2ea5972⋯.jpg (125.25 KB, 1316x1300, 329:325, Star Trek DS9 hmmmmmmmmmmm….jpg)

File: b5460f3f5eff5af⋯.jpg (39.91 KB, 522x463, 522:463, Star Trek DS9 sleepy Garak.jpg)

So it seems Garak is going this time. What pic we using and what's the ad gonna be?


042a52 No.13301

>>13299

Plain Simple Honest Tailors?


042a52 No.13328

>>13266

Update on this, sorted my folders then went and looked for more Spot images. The results well they speak for themselves. I'll upload if this site will ever let me make a new thread.


042a52 No.13478

Games are a bit late this week it seems.


bfde6b No.13480

>>13478

New thread is up now, I went and nominated Garak. Though if anyone thinks we could do with a better pic or ad, feel free to say so.


637f0c No.13483

>>13480

You chose the right one.


06ec73 No.13493

Why are there so many other star trek boards and furry boards?


042a52 No.13502

>>13493

>Why are there so many furry boards

Degenerates breed like crazy

>Why so many Star Trek boards

Some fag was resurrecting old Trek boards to shitpost and stir shit up. /strek/ was created cause anons wanted to make a Star Trek board but at the time claims were unavailable, the Trek boards were broken and it did not seem it was going to get fixed anytime in the foreseeable future.

Though judging by the recent return of furfag boards into the games I am actually missing seeing so many Star Trek boards. No idea why /startrek/ refuses to compete since it feels like an overreaction and caving into the shitposter. The sudden return of so many furfag boards in such numbers posted one after another actually makes me feel now like it was a furfag stiring shit nominating so many old Star Trek boards to get anons to bitch at the Star Trek boards to drive them away, since between them, /strek/ and /startrek/ used to remove a good chunk of the furry boards out of the games


042a52 No.13565

File: 866f1ce90f564c1⋯.webm (4.66 MB, 1280x548, 320:137, lock and load.webm)

>There's now only 1 Star Trek board competing versus 8 furry boards

I think we know who's been stirring shit by nominating the various Star Trek boards now. Tiime to make them pay. We blew up /leftypol/ we can blow up all of them


bfde6b No.13633

File: 06ea85e8df11741⋯.png (24.92 KB, 300x131, 300:131, 06ea85e8df117411376f424c73….png)

didn't do too bad this time, 7th place and Garak didn't die. also

>strek called for a UFO and escaped from the arena

kek

vote for who we sending next

http://poal.me/9joiqq


042a52 No.13657

>>13633

I will give credit to Garak, he seemed to do very Garak things during the games.


f1f60c No.13663

>>13633

Well at least the furry boards didn't win. Seriously why was there like 7 of them and nobody complaining about it? Anyone find that a tad suspicious?


bfde6b No.13694

>>13663

there were several people wondering about the influx of furry boards. I was worried some of those furry shits would manage to take /strek/ down, but thankfully they died before that. still, makes ya wish the hundred other irrelevant Trek boards would come back to compete.


43c99d No.13713

>>13694

I know /vfur/ was made as a joke since /v/ is already full of furries, but I don't know about the others.


17579a No.13830

>>13713

Someone made a furry trek board.


bfde6b No.13862

I noticed nominations were ~halfway full, so I went and nominated best Cardie girl. I made the ad up on the spot, so if you have something better, please say so and I'll ask for it to be changed.


042a52 No.13863


5c81e9 No.13864

>>13862

Saw it, was a decent choice.


6a4238 No.14011

>/strek/ died again

Gee who'd have thought?


a4d121 No.14012

>>14011 (checked)

And to your opposite number, no less.


f4369f No.14013

To be honest this game was terrible. Far too many boards died in the first round which meant it was nothing but filler for the rest of the game.


637f0c No.14015

File: fb9d830a1a3cc00⋯.gif (992.15 KB, 500x420, 25:21, Go On.gif)

>/sw/ won via lightsaber duel


9a1542 No.14017

File: 8a3a6e31f98effb⋯.png (626.61 KB, 600x634, 300:317, treason.png)

>>14015

>/sw/ won via lightsaber duel


bfde6b No.14034

File: d93a5bf9dcea65f⋯.png (211.36 KB, 465x349, 465:349, Star Trek ATTENTION CAPTAI….png)

You know what to do, vote here

http://poal.me/4w976j


042a52 No.14036

>>14034

That looks like a 3 way conversatin is going on.


042a52 No.14037

>>14034

>No ability to add more options

You fugged up.


bfde6b No.14047

File: 204d45fc17002e4⋯.jpg (53.13 KB, 638x479, 638:479, Star Trek DS9 Dukat and Ga….jpg)

>>14037

ah shit, sorry about that. I completely forgot you needed to do that seperately.

NEW AND CORRECTED POLL

http://poal.me/i81le4


9bf349 No.14055

I vote for Paris and Janeway as lizards. We keep sending our best and it's not working. Time to send the worst and hope they have the retard strength to win.


26a7de No.14134

>>14055

I thought we were meant to be sending undesirable elements from Star Trek to the games in the hope they get eradicated?


9cb79f No.14175

>>14134

Then we've been doing it wrong.


bfde6b No.14259

I went and nominated Janeway and Paris lizards. Again, if you have a better ad, let me know and I'll ask for it to be changed.


042a52 No.14300

>>14259

As long as they get removed it's all good.


5c81e9 No.14362

>>14259

Ad seems fine. Couldn't think of anything myself


042a52 No.14382

File: c0e153c9875054a⋯.png (22.28 KB, 243x150, 81:50, swole.png)


042a52 No.14384

File: b638b228abac5c9⋯.png (156.19 KB, 1302x1153, 1302:1153, ohshitniggas.png)

WHAT?

HOW?


bfde6b No.14385

File: e133b9e74347f05⋯.jpg (107.83 KB, 692x530, 346:265, Star Trek VOY tfw this epi….jpg)

>>14384

HOLY SHIT

O

L

Y

S

H

I

T

I can't believe Janeway and Paris did it


042a52 No.14386

File: edb04c7370316a3⋯.webm (761.94 KB, 768x576, 4:3, FOR CARDASSIA!.webm)

>>14385

Now we need to get ourselves Swole.

For Cardassia!


e01519 No.14390

File: 7e20e56e68d2f0d⋯.png (258.83 KB, 617x244, 617:244, alliance... followed by tr….png)

>>14384

We paid CodeMonkey 30,000 credits to give you guys a freebee since we knew we could count on you to shit on Disney Wars on our behalf while /sw/ goes back into obscurity for another week. Do not let the Empire down.


bda3fb No.14405

>>14385

I'm so glad my idea worked. I didn't want to look like an ass for shilling the lizard idea so hard.


1e6227 No.14438

>>14405

We tried it once or twice before, just kept forgetting about it.


509e6d No.14487

>>14384

Congratulations, nerds.


212570 No.14544

File: 5f8452836d9cf81⋯.png (28.19 KB, 96x252, 8:21, mirror.png)

>>14390

strek / sw / fit trilateral alliance forming? an Axis of Swole?


012e75 No.14545

>>14544

>an Axis of Swole?

Make it swole.


d78bef No.14570

>>14544

Checked and agreed


042a52 No.14707

>>14544

Need to create a flag for this.


a354fe No.14709

Is /streak/ going to compete?


49712c No.14758

Know how Star Wars has "The Force?" Star Trek now has "The Swole"


042a52 No.15135

Just wanted to point out that /fit/ won. Did we secretly lend our Swoleness out?


1a1527 No.15142

>>15135

>Just wanted to point out that /fit/ won. Did we secretly lend our Swoleness out?

There would be no need as they are brothers in gains - their swole is thoroughly authentic and innate. This just proves the Swoley Alliance is real.


f19dab No.15182

>>15142

Who do we lend our Swole Magic to next games to get them to win?


f4369f No.15199

>>15182

Well we can submit ourselves again to the games to get some gains. We need someone horrible to send that we want dead. Nelix? Nog? Jadzia?


042a52 No.15203


e5baf9 No.15286

>>15203

>Ensign Kim Jong-Un

We need OC of this.


0a4f72 No.15296

File: 489b8821b0e8e04⋯.jpg (14.99 KB, 333x269, 333:269, Ensignjongun.jpg)

>>15286

An attempt was made…


27c75e No.15304

>>15296

I thought Kim wore Yellow?


7a0666 No.15325

File: 5b1cff6ac149bc2⋯.jpg (17.96 KB, 333x269, 333:269, Ensignjongunfixed.jpg)

>>15304

We have to send him now.


2cd524 No.15338

>>15304

No one wears yellow. They wear gold. </autism>


042a52 No.15349

>>15325 (Satanic ID)

Ad? Misses the Audience less than Voyager?


187e45 No.15358

File: 6ce703a562697fb⋯.jpg (25.7 KB, 578x494, 289:247, HarryKimJongUn-15ebfa0c9aa….jpg)

File: 779b96f25f21c1f⋯.png (384.41 KB, 604x455, 604:455, kaptian kim.png)

Still wouldn't be the worst part of Voyager.


f0949a No.15360

Ad needs to be a pun about photon torpedo program or guidance failure.


a7897e No.15361

>>15360

"Our Anti-Matter Warhead Program Will Ensure The Safety Of Our Borders" perhaps?


1e6227 No.15471

Thread soon™


4e3c98 No.15556

Thread is up, who do we send with what ad?


639c6a No.15583

>>15556

I went and nominated Kim with this anon's ad >>15361 since I can't think of any good puns combining Trek and our Glorious Leader.


639c6a No.15777

File: f8f0601dd43c5ef⋯.png (38.3 KB, 543x192, 181:64, Capture.PNG)

4th place and he escaped, not too bad.

Vote for who we sending next

http://poal.me/x9qz95


c25919 No.15803

>>15777

He did really well, should we send him again?


4c59cc No.15811

Ad for when Wheaton is sent is "SHUT UP WHEATON!"


a230d1 No.15840

File: 5dc5459b67236a4⋯.png (34 KB, 140x140, 1:1, strektribute.png)

We send Wheaton


0d87d2 No.15847

File: 8802922097c041f⋯.jpg (28.92 KB, 813x419, 813:419, 1498838107.jpg)

>>15811

No no no, it's gotta be "Shut up Wil"


e84164 No.15980

>>15847

Need an image edit of Wesley dying on that screen.


639c6a No.16060

File: a6655e9a0d71bc9⋯.jpg (163.25 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 1510266431624.jpg)

File: 43fcc6eefe89531⋯.jpg (88.44 KB, 612x612, 1:1, e7e5ee2f1dfaaa060dd0017507….jpg)

File: cdcf806484ea1fa⋯.jpg (10.51 KB, 364x293, 364:293, ef253e2090e8bed31656ca7529….jpg)

File: 75f854a7626790d⋯.jpg (34.19 KB, 600x450, 4:3, Bkpi9c2CIAAjPtc.jpg)

God, choosing a pic for the next game is difficult, the amount of soyboy images of Wheaton are overwhelming.


425dd6 No.16061

>>16060

We're sending

>>15840


5acb97 No.16201

File: 37880e34a765626⋯.png (323.65 KB, 1338x515, 1338:515, wat.png)


425dd6 No.16259

Well the little shit died. This is a great victory for Cardassia…..and /strek/


425dd6 No.16298

http://poal.me/dopvno

Can't think of anyone 'special' to kill.


425dd6 No.16305

File: 5d4f35718453e5f⋯.png (78.79 KB, 222x233, 222:233, MirrorWesley.png)

>Mirror Wesley

>A face only a mother could punch


b647d9 No.16306

DEATH TO WESLEY!


425dd6 No.16322

>>16306

>Ad: Hundred chances to kill Wesley


0d87d2 No.16323

File: 80493bb2ab81a95⋯.mp4 (1.83 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Klingon War Song.mp4)

>>16306

QAPLA'!


425dd6 No.16742

Have we got more Wesleys to kill?


639c6a No.16810

>>16742

sure we do, vote here

http://poal.me/rz8fdp


f56b41 No.16986

>>16810

Got a pic and an add?


639c6a No.16989

File: be91c96abf9ce1b⋯.jpg (78.13 KB, 1021x877, 1021:877, Capture.JPG)

>>16986

pic is easy, I'll crop it if need be, but for the ad, hmm. Has to do something with spanking I guess, holo-Bev said

>Master Barclay will spank you if you misbehave.

so,

>/strek/ - Will spank you if you misbehave


425dd6 No.16991

>>16989

>/strek/ in league with /spank/

Things are going to get lewd.


0d87d2 No.17085

File: 199ad3e51a64b3b⋯.jpg (143.56 KB, 692x530, 346:265, Quark on Risa.jpg)

>>16991

>>16989

I can dig it.


e200ee No.17170

File: d5626f045052510⋯.gif (3.63 MB, 280x302, 140:151, visible confusion.gif)

I don't understand the hunger games but I love this board


425dd6 No.17171

>>17170

>Archer.gif


639c6a No.17184

well, Wesley died very boringly. Vote for who we killing next:

http://poal.me/uuthqa


ef8276 No.17185

>>17184

No more Wesleys to kill?


2f5599 No.17413

File: c9d714d1e055bf2⋯.jpg (56.21 KB, 179x383, 179:383, r-romance....jpg)

So, I know trekkies and troopers have had their differences in the past and have hated each other for the most part, but we both hate JJ even more. So to get to the point, we over at /sw/ want to know if you faggots wanna become enemies a "sibling board" with us… Yes/No? Who knows, maybe by joining forces we could better warn others of the menace known as Jew Jew Abrams and Disney. It's only a matter of time before they try and buy your shit too.


425dd6 No.17433

>>17413

Only if you start to lift.


2159c1 No.17435

File: 36ea7f5834ec664⋯.jpg (57.81 KB, 749x749, 1:1, Gowron Frown.jpg)

>>17413

>Being this arrogant

>Being this ignorant as well

>Essentially groveling

Pathetic.

/sw/ has very little reason to exist considering /tv/ is for all purposes the Star Wars board and thus /sw/ will be forgotten about once everyone stops discussing the recent film.

/strek/ was able to stand on it's own two feet even without a new show or movie to keep the board discussion going.

Cuckwars fans were offered a chance to fight against the poz and rejected it at every opportunity, they deserve their fate. Trek fans meanwhile are in a fight to the death against the (((common menace))) and are scoring victories, no other fanbase can claim that.


aa16ee No.17498

File: 834a36d0cc1b77f⋯.png (626.38 KB, 694x530, 347:265, swolekirk.png)

>>17435

Having a healthy Star Wars around to attract the normalfags and keep them away might be useful.


e84164 No.17525

File: 8ab70ac9b9e6f9a⋯.jpg (246.64 KB, 672x882, 16:21, Janeway Coffee.jpg)

>>17498

Are you saying we need to give /sw/ the Swole treatment?


8c5742 No.17540

File: 554135684f04c26⋯.png (598.61 KB, 778x629, 778:629, 355366db267c83f60ef8a33f97….png)

File: 2d05887e22e9960⋯.jpg (2.16 MB, 1988x1720, 497:430, latest.jpg)

File: e3b0b9de37c6f32⋯.jpg (47.22 KB, 300x458, 150:229, muscl_orig.jpg)

>>17525

We're already Swole, thank you very much.

>>17435

>Being this arrogant, ignorant and pretentious over a light-hearted post

Pathetic.

/tv/ is nothing but 80% shitposting, 10% anti-disney posts (which is good) and 10% normalfag disney shills who suck the mouse's dong every chance they get while fantasizing about giving Mike Stoklasa's micro-dick a rub down. /sw/ doesn't even discuss the new films other than to mock and demean them, otherwise all they do is discuss old pre-Dinsey SW books, comics, rpg, vidya and other media which Disney has forsaken only to remake it and butcher it to use for their propaganda. Trekkies also had just as many faggots jumping into their fanbase to suck off JJ's cock for his first film because of its normalfag-tier writing and STD because of its virtue signaling tumblr/fedora faggotry pandering. And just like true Trekkies, Troopers fought back against normalfags and Disney the best they could despite the hoard of normalfag shills overwhelming them and even joined up with the likes of /pol/ in hopes of helping them take down as many (((mice))) as possible by any means. Eventually our efforts proved successful as TLJ has completely turned away normalfag tards and gotten SW banned in China, much like Into Darkness and Beyond did for ST. Now Solo is looking to be the biggest disaster for Disney's newly acquired franchise. Anyway, you fucks only had to deal with one jew and his liberal cronies. Meanwhile we're dealing with the fucking (((Mouse))), one of the biggest and richest brainwashing media kike conglomerates in the world with no end of retarded fangirls at their disposal. Now, we gonna do reps together or not?


e77669 No.17541

File: 7b44b0e7f2b8123⋯.jpg (14.72 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Jar Jar Mima.jpg)

>>17435

How rude.


1b5019 No.17559

File: 0d93a252914a2fb⋯.webm (2.96 MB, 640x280, 16:7, Picard will make Abrams a….webm)

>>17435

</tv/ is for all purposes the Star Wars board

>a board about movies/television discusses movies/television in general, therefore its about one topic

Anyway Star Wars is 60% books and comics, newfag. And /tv/ is just a more retarded version of /b/ these days with no real discussions going on there. Just shitposts and bait, much like your own post.


639c6a No.17605

>>17540

are all Star Wars fans this autistic?


bf07d5 No.17702

File: 88cc33695d95abb⋯.jpg (76.99 KB, 575x460, 5:4, 1191686318804.jpg)

>>17605

not sure which would be worse: they they are this autistic, or that they are this normie.


fe3883 No.17704

File: 03b531face4c7fd⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1495x1255, 299:251, STAR WARS IS FOR CHILDREN.png)

>>17413

I have no idea why this was deleted last time, but I'll say it again, bucko.


22209e No.17724

>>17704

Because it lacked self-awareness then, and lacks self-awareness now.


d77b04 No.17730

>>17724

Hogwash, I can provide textual evidence to back up my statement.

>"There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike.

>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that. In the first film they absolutely hated R2 and C3-PO. In the second film they didn't like Yoda and in the third one they hated the Ewoks… and now Jar Jar is getting accused of the same thing."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/394542.stm

If you're saying Star Trek isn't for children… well, that's a different topic that's unrelated to Star Wars, is it not?


22209e No.17738

>>17730

I'm saying that we have a case of pot calling the kettle black. Both franchises can have adult writing, or be fit for a (unfortunately long-vanished) saturday morning or mid-afternoon block. Protesting to the contrary is foolish. Also…

>citing Auntie Beeb to try and prove a point


512687 No.17764

File: 6bd5a93853ab8d6⋯.webm (567.03 KB, 578x360, 289:180, kek.webm)

>>17738

>George Lucas straight up saying the movies are for children doesn't prove my point


178bb2 No.17832

>>17764

He said they were for manchildren though?

Besides the new movies are clearly for insecure women who need constant pandering


dd90bb No.17866

>>17832

I posted a direct quote you fucking cunt, he didn't mean Star Wars is for manchildren, or people who are young at heart, or any of that bullshit. He said, verbatim:

Star Wars is for children.


22209e No.17921

>>17764

Ol George said lots of things. He also directed one such supposed children's movie in which a man is burnt alive onscreen after killing a number of children (admittedly off-camera).


43c51b No.17966

>>17921

Okay, and? American children love violence. This is nothing new.


3a18d0 No.18169

So who are we sending this week?


639c6a No.18269

>>18169

it got buried under some SW sperging, but according to the poll >>17184, Aged-Up Wesley


8fae10 No.18351

>>18269

Did we get an ad?


8fae10 No.18352

Nevermind just saw this

>>>/sudo/70079


9de171 No.18553

http://poal.me/z1mtt3

Well who dies next?


bebdb4 No.18561

At least we haven't ran out of Wesleys to kill.


9de171 No.18590

File: e29585b1c4bb1bf⋯.jpg (24.12 KB, 401x496, 401:496, Wesley_Crusher,_Yesterday'….jpg)

After this, think of anymore versions of Wesley to kill? Have we killed Cadet Wesley?


e138b1 No.18592

File: 9bb23ea2259dd88⋯.jpg (52.94 KB, 640x480, 4:3, wesley-parallels.jpg)

>>18590

There's also Chief-of-Security Wesley from a parallel universe.


9de171 No.18605

>>18592

Well at least we got three. anymore?


639c6a No.18609

Did we already kill Troi/Riker's wedding guest Wesley? That would be one to go under the chopping board.


546e64 No.18613

>>18609

Oh shit I forgot about him. How many are there? Four to kill?


0b411b No.18745

We got a pic and an ad?


639c6a No.18747

>>18745

pic is here >>18590

dunno about the ad. I'm running out of snappy non-explicit things to say about Wheaton/Wesley.


425dd6 No.18752

>>18747

Shuting Wesley Up in every universe?


cb8ed7 No.18826

Thread is up

>>>/sudo/71120

Would nominate but already did


639c6a No.18830

>>18826

finally. I went and nominated. let's see how quickly he'll get killed off this time.


cb8ed7 No.18831

>>18830

First round hopefully


84ddfe No.18882

Well we are down to three Wesleys to kill unless anyone has any suggestions for ones we've missed?

http://poal.me/q8lh9e

I am hopefully assuming Wesley will die these games


639c6a No.18884

File: 331cec28cc0719e⋯.png (657.83 KB, 563x558, 563:558, Capture.PNG)

>>18882

I'm thinking we could also have "ugly 80s sweater Wesley" as well.


425dd6 No.18889

>>18884

I think we killed him actually.


10331b No.18897

>>18884

>ugly 80's sweaters

Oh fuck, that is something that needs a thread or proper discussion in a uniform thread.


639c6a No.19347

so, uh, the poll is still at a three-way tie. And the new game will be starting soon.


385546 No.19356

>>19347

Thought honestly there would be more votes.


3ab124 No.19358

Looks like sweater Wesley is winning. Any ad?


77dae5 No.19403

Destroy the Sweater, Destroy the Wesley?


639c6a No.19421

>>19403

went and nominated us, with this kind anon's ad >>19403


3d56e4 No.19426

Should we prepare a new Wesley to die?


639c6a No.19435

>>19426

sure, I went ahead and made the poll since I also remembered a couple more Wesleys to add to the list

http://poal.me/mf5mr1


425dd6 No.19528

Due to daemonic warp fuckery last Wesley didn't die. We need to kill him again!


b647d9 No.19587

ALL WESLEYS DESERVE DEATH!


187118 No.19616

No Wesley shall escape death!


97de78 No.19630

Can we send entire episodes?


2afa77 No.19632

I think we need to send the warp hippies next.


639c6a No.19650

kek, I think unless the poll changes, we'll be sending pedo victim Wesley next, but I appreciate all the new suggestions. We can put them in the next poll.

>>19630

I guess if the episode has that one scene that everyone instantly recognises as being from a shit episode, then sure. Spock's Brain is a good choice.


425dd6 No.19770

NO WESLEY NOR 80'S SWEATER ESCAPES DEATH!


425dd6 No.19773

Looks like /bane/ crashed the site after they won.


f3f668 No.19808

File: 36385a98b24672e⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 736x489, 736:489, 36385a98b24672e8fc337661db….jpg)

>>19773

>Looks like /bane/ crashed the site after they won.

any word on survivors?


1d1c9b No.19852

>>19808

Some boards survived, others crashed with none.


639c6a No.19876

Went and nominated Wesley and the Traveler. Made up the ad on the spot, so if you got something snappier (lmao like we're gonna win), let me know and I'll add it to my post there.

Also, next poll here:

http://poal.me/2amft5


3d56e4 No.19928

>>19876

We never killed off the orange sweater Wesley though? He escaped death.


3d56e4 No.20072

I kind of stopped paying attention to the games now. They never run when they are supposed to.


57238f No.20122

>>20072

I think /spank/ needs to carry out it's threat.


d897b0 No.20158

Who added Wesley cosplaying as Ezri? I just threw up because of that!


425dd6 No.20166

File: 6806ea64c5052a8⋯.jpg (78.32 KB, 480x640, 3:4, Captain Swole Herrington.jpg)

I think it's no question who should be sent this week.

My shitty attempt at paint

"To Boldly Fist Where No Fist Has Gone Before!"


6dd6e0 No.20168

>>20166

Ass we can!


20582b No.20394

>only 3 boards submit Aniki

Shamfur display!


178bb2 No.20424

>None of the Anikis won

>Only 3 were submitted

You got me sad now!


135cd6 No.20434


639c6a No.20436

I have no idea why Ezri diaperfags are so popular. Is it autism?


425dd6 No.20437

>>20436

It's /tv/ so yes


1cd4ce No.20498

We should submit a spanked Vulcan if there are going to be /d/egenerates among us.


385546 No.20668

I think it's back to killing Wesleys.


e9ed32 No.20743

Went and nominated Wesley, let's hope he actually dies this time.


e9ed32 No.20910

File: f70a05bf8949955⋯.jpg (21.32 KB, 545x189, 545:189, Capture.JPG)

>Wesley dies with soyboys

pottery

anyway, new poll here

http://poal.me/hfji2c


1d1c9b No.20958

>>20910

A fitting way to die for something so unworthy to live.


0d87d2 No.20966

File: 45e995b93839227⋯.png (1.02 MB, 941x762, 941:762, Nathan Fillion and Wil Whe….png)

>>20910

I guess we know who is winning this time.


ad7e76 No.20983

>>20966

everyone since Wheatboy is dying?


e9ed32 No.21040

>>20966

yup, new thread should be up soon as well. Anybody have suggestions for an ad?


e84164 No.21047

>>21040

To be cucked where no cuck has been cucked before?

Or Captain Cuck?


0d87d2 No.21080

File: c1b729b623f1fe3⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 435x326, 435:326, HmYqNpg.gif)

>>21047

WELL JUST CHOOSE SOMETHING OR WE'LL MISS THE BOAT!


e9ed32 No.21081

Done. Now we wait and see how he dies.


4bac90 No.21116

>>21081

Who should die next?


7ba062 No.21147


f56b41 No.21242

>>21147

Security Wesley seems like he will die next. ad?


0d87d2 No.21261

>>21242

Securing Your Future with Dead Wesleys


ef8276 No.21359

Do we have anymore Wesleys to kill?


d13067 No.21380

>>21359

honestly, I can't think of any more, but someone will probably come up with one. Meanwhile, new poll here

http://poal.me/uljr9v


d464a4 No.21482

File: 03ceaf0ef40ac00⋯.jpg (21.22 KB, 350x244, 175:122, 27kc69~2.jpg)


0b411b No.21670

>>21380

>Lazytown Wesley

This might get horrifying

>>21482

Kek

Why are Ferengi often based with reactions?


d13067 No.21687

Submitted Chef Riker for this round. I like the suggestion of Lazytown Wesley, maybe he'll go next round. Again, if you got a better ad, let me know. New poll here:

http://poal.me/uax9p3


9f5e93 No.21712

File: 67e0e258e62e245⋯.png (179.57 KB, 599x401, 599:401, lazytown wesley.png)

>>21687

There's a better image out there of it.


a4302b No.21763

File: 13da7011b2aa8fb⋯.png (747.26 KB, 880x660, 4:3, Commander Guyker.png)

>>21687

>Chef Guyker

This one?


ff7f56 No.21771

File: 99e87af9a0ebd3a⋯.png (225.74 KB, 470x480, 47:48, ClipboardImage.png)

>>21763

I think he means Riker's shitty role in the ENT finale.


c8d85a No.21825

>>21771

That frame narrative, man. That episode would have been tolerable if were played straight, but the way it was framed completely butchered it


2159c1 No.21918

>Sending Neelix

Broccoli's Cat version or the annoying version?


d13067 No.21934

>>21918

oh fuck, yeah, we need to decide what version of him to send. New thread should be up on /sudo/ soon enough, so unless anyone posts whichever version they want to go, I'll just nominate the stupidest pic I can find of him. Also we need an ad.


d13067 No.21983

anyways, sent Neelix (ft. a very uncomfortable looking Kes). New poll here:

http://poal.me/u5teiq


b72dfe No.22190

I keep forgetting to look at this thread cause it's on a cyclical.


ff7f56 No.22201

>>21825

>that episode would have been tolerable

>Trip dying like a bitch for NO REASON

>tolerable

It was a shitty episode independent of the framing, but the holodeck shit made it even worse.


8896f9 No.22260

>>22201

Holodeck episodes are non-canon


544809 No.22360

sent Lazytown Wesley. And I have no idea if we have any more Wesley's left, but if you got any ideas, add it to the poll:

http://poal.me/5tzhfo


425dd6 No.22386

>>22360

>Rcik Berman

wew

Also we already sent Mirror Wesley


544809 No.22387

>>22386

fun fact, I had to do the poll twice because I wrote

>Rcik Berman

the first time.

I then proceeded to not notice I also misspelled it the second time so here we are.

>Also we already sent Mirror Wesley

I thought so, but we're gonna have repeats if we stick to the "Kill all Wesleys" schtick.


4f0d04 No.22436

If we killed all Wesleys we must kill all Nogs, and then Jakes and so on till we purge the universe of pointless annoying characters.


0b411b No.22571

Send Nog.


f80c26 No.22681

Get rid of the swolecard board owner, it's obnoxious and annoying. Stop trying to shove shit into the background, it clutters shit up.


ff6eb2 No.22684

>>22681

>Get rid of the swolecard board owner, it's obnoxious and annoying

Options -> Theme

change from Board-specific CSS to Yotsuba-B or any other theme.


095057 No.22695

so, uh, we're tied with MU Wesley and Nog. Unless someone breaks the tie, I'd rather send Nog this time. Also if anyone has a quick suggestion on an ad, that'd be great. Otherwise I'll just make some shit up.


f80c26 No.22748

>>22684

Shouldn't have to.

It's obnoxious, annoying, and only a cunt thinks that cluttering up the board with backimages is okay.


4d30af No.22880

>>22879

Also link to 8CHANMANIA thread

>>>/v/14715868


c8eb49 No.22906

>>22880

so we need to just send a random representative to this competition as well? I guess since someone mentioned Swolecard in the thread, it can be him.


968ca1 No.22972

File: 61ebec7ae9aac8a⋯.jpeg (24.69 KB, 650x325, 2:1, unholy crossover.jpeg)

This weekend's game nominations are open.

>>>/sudo/77513


67885d No.23010

>>22972

It got cancelled.


968ca1 No.23019

>>23010

For a moment I thought you meant STD, and then reality set in.

Bummer.


d183ad No.23243

>>23019

Nah tumblr really ate that show up.


c8eb49 No.23377

Completely missed the latest games, but anyway, new poll here

http://poal.me/zb5qm0


6a0ee2 No.23420

>>23377

Director Soy? Do we have a nickname for her yet?


008331 No.23505

This thread should probably be unsticked so we know when there's a new post.


c7fa13 No.23509

Submitted that chick whose name I can't be bothered to look up. New poll here

http://poal.me/3wjdg3


131a91 No.23549

>>23509

Is she the Soy Queen?


e745b3 No.23624

>>23509

Who voted for the diapers? Produce OC or go back to /tv/


c7fa13 No.23648

>>23624

shit, and here I thought I could just pick Soycard when they were still tied and ignore the diaperfags.

I guess unless the result changes, we'll send them. Might as well get rid of them. Also whoever voted for that, you better have a pic and ad for me.


1be545 No.23697

>>23648

Soycard is winning now.


c7fa13 No.23774

lmao Soycard got a good boost there. Anyway, he's sent, new poll here:

http://poal.me/ea78c7


8d43db No.23799

>>23774

Who is Captain Reddit?


c7fa13 No.23815

>>23799

No idea. I thought it was someone we named so in the swoleverse series, but I guess not. Could whoever added him come and tell us who they meant by this?




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