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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.13302[Reply]

>8chanmania 28

>Brendan stepping over countless wrestlers on a quest for unfuckening

>his hair visibly unfucks itself and he becomes more SWOLE

>Brendan getting all the way up to the semi-finals to face Fat Bald Bastard, the king of NTR

>Brendan promptly gets his shit fucked up even worse than before

JUST when will it end.

 No.13314

File: e97f65b9fa0269d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, sly.jpg)

AAAAAAAAVENGED




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 No.13202[Reply]

Just 👏👏meme review👏👏 my shit up.

 No.13203

File: e186bf91df82985⋯.jpg (42.84 KB, 456x320, 57:40, ahhoc.jpg)

>Brendan lives off of pewdiepie giving him plugs out of pity

Is this what rock bottom feels like?




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 No.12963[Reply]

JUSTin Bieber

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 No.13150

>>12963

Holy crap did he age like milk.

Not too long ago he was the one teen girls were drooling about and now look at this.


 No.13158

>>12973

Can you imagine when we're all old men? Will we ramble on about our ancient memes on our death beds?


 No.13161

>>12973

>tfw already half way through that picture

There's no escape from the eternal JUSTing…


 No.13174

File: 20e8bf244d43978⋯.jpg (56.08 KB, 301x569, 301:569, Obligatory thread derailme….jpg)

>>13158

>2117

>mom tells me to get off the internet

>unhook myself from my PleasureSphere XL

>have to visit great-grandpa because he's dying

>shitsucks.hvri

>board the shuttle for the low-orbit international health center

>takes 7 hours just to get there, but at least the in-flight VR porn was okay

>check in and go to great-grandpa's room

>he would always yell at me and call me a "tranny faggot"

>don't even know what that means, was probably demented and started making up words to insult me for no reason

>fam's sitting around him listening to him tell stories

>he's talking about 4 chans or something

>nobody knew what he was talking about

>look it up on my PDA

>it's a webspace from over 100 years ago, before the A.I moderated the internet

>then goes on about "meems", probably making up words again

>now he's talking about the great habbo raid of '07

>I didn't know he was a war vet

>yell at him for being a murderer whose ideas belong in the 21st century

>grandparents start crying

>mom trying to calm me down

>pull my RealFlesh dildo out of my bag

>grandpa would always hate it whenever I took it out or when he caught me using it

>throw it at him

>start autistically screeching at doctors to pull the plug on my shitlord of a granddad

>escorted back to shuttle by security and sent back to Earth

>mfw I get a phone call that granddad died after saying "just fuck my shit up"Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.13189

>>13158

As soon as any good anon gets over forty he either an hero's or resolves himself to a life of suffering.

It'll be a treat to see wards full of old people with one cheeky fucker demanding to watch The Dark Knight Rises while quoting the plane scene. The one saving grace is that Brendan will finally have the sweet release of death to save him from Alimony




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 No.13159[Reply]

JUST



File: 8dddc43ddb2c608⋯.png (331.46 KB, 466x534, 233:267, 8dddc43ddb2c6080b94a7d31ba….png)

 No.13087[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 41, 24, 14, 1, 39 = 119 (5d100)

UNJUST

 No.13088

File: 598467f4ec0b6da⋯.jpeg (12.07 KB, 300x400, 3:4, just fuck my crossover up.jpeg)

Dice rollRolled 71, 89, 77, 71, 72 = 380 (5d100)

>>13087

>starting off the thread with abysmally low roll


 No.13089

File: f4ee04197cb560d⋯.png (639.98 KB, 1440x900, 8:5, 1524133753870.png)

Dice rollRolled 41, 40, 39, 6, 12 = 138 (5d100)

gala gala gala gala gala gala…


 No.13096

File: 22d88b34317d26d⋯.png (548.77 KB, 1666x1014, 833:507, ClipboardImage.png)

Dice rollRolled 54, 83, 95, 98, 85 = 415 (5d100)

Purge the /soyboys/ from /cyoa/ plz




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 No.12997[Reply]

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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 No.13040

File: 707f50b8c1781b2⋯.gif (543.47 KB, 300x450, 2:3, 1414534899001.gif)

>>13002

The Zuck estimated that AI will be able to "proactively" police content in 5 years or so.


 No.13051

Who


 No.13072

File: 6586694f749e6ab⋯.webm (697.6 KB, 480x270, 16:9, uijty56.webm)

>>13051

You are fooling no one.


 No.13077

>>13039

MEEEEEEEEEEWLVIIIIIIIIIIIN


 No.13082

>>13040

>implying the AI wont become redpilled within 24 hours of going live

Remember TayAi?

>>13051

>this

>>13072

Christ did they compile 30 different video intros into one video?




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 No.11666[Reply]

ちょっと!!!

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 No.13041

>>11666

>ちょっと!!!

Now that I read it caredully, that doesn't seem right. It reads as 'chyo-tsu-to'.

じゃすと is more correct I believe.


 No.13043

>>13041

It reads 'chotto' you baka nigger!

>じゃすと

>not ジャスト

You don't even have your kana solid, do you?


 No.13049

File: ba3fd413dfd08b2⋯.jpg (30.46 KB, 456x320, 57:40, just shoot.jpg)

>>13043

Fuck I always goof up in those small characters, can't properly read them on the internet, so tiny.

Just Fuck My Nipponese Up


 No.13061

File: d78c106c56fda5e⋯.jpg (541.31 KB, 1700x1199, 1700:1199, jewish subversion on anime….jpg)

>speaking yellow nigger language

I hope you literal faggots all get just'ed


 No.13075

File: dea0a695e66aa3c⋯.jpg (71.84 KB, 427x640, 427:640, 1467662731150.jpg)

>>13061

Look at this loser having a meltdown




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 No.12854[Reply]

draw brendan

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 No.12858

>>12857

This is an OC thread, nigger.

Only draw stuff.

>>12854

Nice

I will contribute tomorrow, OP.


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 No.13042

File: e3f00fa212df795⋯.png (11.36 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

JUST


 No.13073

File: da55c3cc6d7b11d⋯.png (1.56 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

jst




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 No.13001[Reply]

http://www.vulture.com/2018/04/russell-crowes-wild-divorce-auction-takes-in-usd3-million.html

>decided to host an auction with Sotheby’s to raise the required funds for his alimony checks, fittingly coining the event “The Art of Divorce.”

>Crowe is happy. His wallet is happy. His wife is … presumably happy with all of that money? What a day.

>"Hope you are happy"

He should also make a book called "The Art of Divorce" to help all the justed people.

 No.13009

I think every time someone gets JUSTed they should commit murder-suicide.

Women do this because they know they can get away with it.


 No.13068

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>>13001

>getting sued for having buttsex

>still being a normie

Take this you filthy normalfag




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 No.12943[Reply]

>>>/bane/139817

Banewatches Anon where are you faggot?

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 No.13012

File: bd533fd8f3a6d50⋯.png (4.04 MB, 1920x1430, 192:143, 4b848501170d85d2cd8d15edc5….png)


 No.13023

>>13012

I'm gonna make them give back the alimony they took from us.


 No.13038

File: 874520ca79d0225⋯.jpg (46.79 KB, 618x410, 309:205, marlon-brando.jpg)

>>13012

Oh hell yes


 No.13046

PAUL BLART MEME COP


 No.13047

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 No.12462[Reply]

He is finished ;_;

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 No.12472

You've always been such a crybaby Brendan. That's why he assaulted you, he knew you'd be too much of a pussy to talk back.

Also hurry up with the money.


 No.12473

Holy shit, it's real!

https://archive.fo/DdIaY

>His left hand reaches around, grabs my ass cheek, and one of his fingers touches me in the taint. And he starts moving it around.” Fraser says that in this moment he was overcome with panic and fear.


 No.12607

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 No.13020

He got his shit fucked up figuratively, but now also literally.


 No.13026

>>13020

No first it was literally, then it was financially, and lastly spiritually.




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 No.5486[Reply]

115 MILLION DOLLARS

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 No.6158

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/741313638812798976

How come nobody is commenting on this?


 No.6159

>>6158

Because divorce judges are now issuing injunctions against JUSTposting.


 No.6602

File: a6bed1ee1f3ee84⋯.jpg (57.51 KB, 417x478, 417:478, Hulkamania vs gawker.jpg)

>>5567

like this OC?


 No.13024

Did Nick the Dick end up homeless in the end?


 No.14146

>>13024

I sure hope so




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 No.12879[Reply]

Looks like Brendkino is back on the meny boys

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 No.12947

>>12910

Don't be a fucking memeist shitlord, memetic diversity with mememixing and intermemetic relations is 8chan's greatest strength.


 No.12954

>>12947

Give your traffic to the oppressed boards, shitlords


 No.12955

File: 49dcbeaf55fab30⋯.jpg (485.63 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, banetwoknives.jpg)

>>12954

Start by storming /bane/ and holding banter with the oppressed. Step forward, those who would banepost, for an elite memeforce will be raised.

Brendan will endure, his shit will be unfucked.


 No.12979

File: e186bf91df82985⋯.jpg (42.84 KB, 456x320, 57:40, ahhoc.jpg)

>video removed

J U S T

U

S

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 No.13006

>>12884

>his alimony doubles to 80k a month

>it turns out he was actually working for free in the hopes of putting himself in the spotlight again and making money in the future

>but he actually JUST sped up the JUSTification




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 No.11504[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 2, 83, 67, 60, 33 = 245 (5d100)

ITT: we play Fraser simulator.

Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you

JUST

have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.

<Three Fraser Simulator threads got to 750 posts, and much like Brendan's life, we tried very hard to keep the alimony at bay, but our best just wasn't good enough

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 No.12995

File: 473b840f73c259c⋯.gif (621.26 KB, 450x253, 450:253, taxidriver.gif)

Dice rollRolled 80, 71, 78, 96, 88 = 413 (5d100)


 No.12999

File: b729b3f16dbe3d8⋯.jpg (19.28 KB, 480x451, 480:451, b729b3f16dbe3d81d5bbdfca39….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 75, 2, 18, 52, 12 = 159 (5d100)


 No.13000

File: 6672f9b5cc2f519⋯.jpg (230.64 KB, 2242x1320, 1121:660, hitler was a robot.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 73, 28, 72, 41, 36 = 250 (5d100)


 No.13013

File: bd533fd8f3a6d50⋯.png (4.04 MB, 1920x1430, 192:143, 4b848501170d85d2cd8d15edc5….png)

Dice rollRolled 33, 64, 85, 72, 88 = 342 (5d100)


 No.13028

File: 04f0ffa800f70f4⋯.jpg (79.55 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 773ae28408e0f4f3b06732e0cf….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 16, 85, 5, 26, 42 = 174 (5d100)

Thread's full.




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 No.12894[Reply]

Somebody once told me to pay my alimony, I ain't the richest guy on the bed. I was looking kinda funny with my wallet and money

going -straight to the- welfare office. Well, the exes start coming and they don't stop coming. Sued for my dough and I hit the

streets bummin'. Didn't make sense to live like a cuck, your brain gets big but your shit's fucked up. So much to say, so much to

pay, so what's wrong with making a court plea? You'll never live if you don't try, your -wife will take- another guy.

Hey now, you're a cuckstar, get your money, go pay.

Hey now, your shit's fucked up, you'll be in debt for life.

And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck my shit up.

It's a cold bed, and they say it get's colder. Your shit's fucked up now? Wait till' you get older, but the lawyers and judge

beg to differ, judging by the one shekel I have to offer. The hair I have is getting pretty thin, my career's dead, I'm a

washed up has-been. My shit's fucked up, how 'bout yours? I don't like it at all cause my ex wife's a whore.

Hey now, you're a cuckstar, get your money, go pay.

Hey now, your shit's fucked up, you'll be in debt for life.

And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck my shit up.

-INTERLUDE-

Hey now, you're a cuckstar, get your money, go pay.

Hey now, your shit's fucked up, you'll be in debt for life.

And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck -

- somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from my wife. I said nope, I'm pretty broke.

-I could use- a little money myself and we could all get away from whores.

Well, the exes start comin' and they don't stop comin'. Sued for my dough and I hit the streets bummin'. Didn't make sense to

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 No.12920

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>>12894

Quality, but we already have a thread for that




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