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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: b2b6c7cfffcdd95⋯.jpg (25.08 KB, 408x612, 2:3, 1515547259729.jpg)

 No.12634[Reply]

I'm building a team.

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 No.12704

File: a85b2eff6fb272d⋯.jpg (58.26 KB, 472x472, 1:1, a85b2eff6fb272d0949ef08f24….jpg)

>>12634

Grrretingz

My name sein Brandolf Alimenter

Ich have very good experienze in the leaderszip

I can easzily gatdher followerz and deploy zem in the best strategically posizion.

Ich apply for ze team


 No.12706

File: 8097bdeea5244df⋯.jpg (20.74 KB, 400x400, 1:1, yes, its me.jpg)

File: 0391e85abee39f1⋯.jpg (85.79 KB, 634x845, 634:845, douche.jpg)

File: 238363f0d8db153⋯.jpg (163.01 KB, 600x339, 200:113, BestInClass.jpg)

I have been browsing your board every once in a while and I have noticed that you have become infatuated with my hair (which is stylin') so I have decided to help you out by joining your team, Mr. Fraser.

Let me tell you that I am here to unfuck your shit for good. It is not the hair that fucks you up, it is your state of mind. If you put your mind to it, anything is possible. My main line of work is dentistry (of which I am Best In Class), but that hasn't stopped me from dabbing in professional hair service (Pic is of a friend, he loved it).

My barber always got my hair wrong. He said what I was asking for was physically impossible, but I told him that nothing is impossible. He still didn't get it right, so I called him a faggot to his face and decided that I am the only person qualified to take care of my looks. I have a beautiful family, tons of money, a profession I love and a secret hobby involving hairdos. I can tell you with a straight face that all of my success has been possible because people respect my hair and because I have amazing skills, and I am willing to teach you this art. It is my secret to success, and I personally oversee that my 2 daughters get the same hair treatment as I do.

I know that I haven't touched your lovely locks before, and that is probably why your career is such a failure, your wife turned out an evil vampire and your "alimony" money is being used to buy cocaine and black male strippers. You need the Gino Touch to lift the curse.

Put me on your team, and I will ensure you will have bright smiles, great hair and huge success. You need to look your best on your new show, too.


 No.12711

File: 51c51864f556970⋯.png (296.54 KB, 354x349, 354:349, BARD.png)

File: 3f88fa8dcb23b56⋯.png (263.1 KB, 353x347, 353:347, SCOUT.png)

File: 06025b2b69969d6⋯.png (226.46 KB, 353x350, 353:350, TECHNOMANCER.png)

File: 530630bf58d2650⋯.png (199.85 KB, 352x348, 88:87, WARRIOR.png)

I HEREBY SUMMON FOUR OF MY MIGHTIEST WARRIORS TO AID BRENDAN ON HIS PERILOUS JOURNEY

SHAZAM


 No.12719

>>12711

>that fourth pic

Not even Pyramid Head is safe from the grasping clutches of alimony demons. Poor guy had to sell off his knife and helmet after that sexual harassment lawsuit with the Mannequin.


 No.12748

File: 590712902f27790⋯.jpeg (380.5 KB, 1270x772, 635:386, 0C84DE93-59C4-4F0A-AEE5-1….jpeg)

>>12711

So these are the four elite oni that have gone unseen since the Heian period.

>>12634

Yare yare daze, me and my stand, [Star Justinum] will join your cause.




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 No.12381[Reply]

hey guys check this out

>some faggot trying to start a rap career

>makes terrible music that no one ever asked for (think eminem if he'd had his balls cut off when he was 11) using shitty beats that sound like those demo songs that some keyboards have pre installed for some reason and clips that look like he got help from the local drama club

>quit his job and gets over 200000 dollars in debt to finance his career (seriously how, all you need is beats, a decent mic and some software to mix it all together)

>has a vlog in which he elaborates on his "at least a million mission'', basically he wants to go from his 200k debt to a million listeners or a million dollars in rap money (>implying most musical artists actually make money) and he uses his maxed out credit cards to buy tvs and power tools which he then sells for half the price to buy studio time

>meanwhile this fucking faggot gets his food at tim hortons instead of cooking it himself for cheap

is this ultimate JUST?

 No.12388

>>12381

>e-celeb

The ultimate Sageru for sure


 No.12701

How fucking old is this dude? He wants to be a fucking rapper? Dude, even if he really wanted to, if he just spent all his time trying to develop talent instead of wasting money, he might be able to make some kind of money in the business, but seriously? This is some advanced justice


 No.12730

Fucking leaf


 No.12747

Holy fuck, Unkle Adams. Glad to see he's doing well these days lol




File: b97e795f144dd90⋯.png (466.56 KB, 1080x950, 108:95, JUST grope my shit up.png)

 No.12476[Reply]

>someone links something in imgur

>see this in most viral

JUST GROPE MY SHIT UP

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 No.12522

>>12486

>prep now

Have we memed too far?


 No.12525

>>12476

Also notice the fellow /just/ alumini Edward Furlong ( >>>4667 ) up there, getting his shit fucked up, as usual.


 No.12527

File: ab09622274a96d8⋯.png (635.34 KB, 634x808, 317:404, edward justlong.png)

>>12525

Holy shit is that really Edward JUSTLong?


 No.12708

File: 4a13c6779600613⋯.jpg (61.4 KB, 800x563, 800:563, Bubsy_3D.jpg)

>>12476

>Ulillillia in a psych ward

Please don't, don't JUST my boy, not him, he did nothing wrong, he is a good boy, with a good heart.

Why the world always JUST the nice guys?


 No.12713

>>12708

Oh fuck




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 No.12490[Reply]

>Shillgo (1)

>(1)

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 No.12633

Tell me where your pain originates from.

I will amplify it


 No.12636

You're no fun making fun of. You're not even capable of making a proper comeback. Come back when you've been around for at least two years.


 No.12637

>>12496

wtf i love hillary now


 No.12680

>>12632

>>12633

Looks like the 25%

Children doesn't even know how to sage.


 No.12695

File: cbe856fb637e3a3⋯.png (283.62 KB, 490x507, 490:507, ted cruze uma delicia.png)

wtf I'm a cruz missle now!




File: c271bc85a91e7c3⋯.jpg (207.44 KB, 550x400, 11:8, 2018-02-24 17.33.44.jpg)

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File: 625132a0103f68f⋯.jpg (38.95 KB, 375x669, 125:223, Marlon_Brando_old.jpg)

 No.12506[Reply]

When will this hidden animated jewel have its time to shimmer and shine?

 No.12653

marlon trying to rip off Orson Welles but with bad taste in dress.

I want to see this movie




File: a9c8e5f8d000ff0⋯.webm (3.96 MB, 752x360, 94:45, alimony demon.webm)

 No.12514[Reply]

Can I get an analysis of all the symbolism in this webm?



 No.12491[Reply]

>https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfwcyoa/comments/7yo5my/lewd_sjw_cyoa/

What makes a white men so absolutely JUST like this? Hell, this is beyond JUST, this is REDDIT.

Seriously, how does it get this bad? Is it just soy + culture?



File: adaaf1743abc3fe⋯.jpg (163.45 KB, 634x845, 634:845, JUST Lucas.jpg)

 No.11308[Reply]

>create a legendary trilogy

>your life's work

>something that is suppose to be remembered for centuries

>figure its time to retire

>sell movie rights

>buyer proceeds to throw the entire core fan base aside, and cater to SJWs

>your giga-autist fans no longer argue all day over your master plan

>the franchise has been reduced to mediocre films normies watch one night and then forget about one week later

>what you poured your heart and soul into ended up becoming the laughing stock of some japanese papercraft and cartoon forum

JUST

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 No.12143

double post

>>12104

All of them look inhuman but what is that martian, 3rd from left to right?

>>12130

Somehow it was only now ruined but at least we have the guarantee it will go deeper into the rabbit hole, I want to see her reaction next shit movie.


 No.12150

>>12130

JUUUSSSSTTTT


 No.12151

>>12104

Those decorations on her chest remind me of hentai censorship for some reason.

Also:

>from left to right: a transwoman, a swedish politician, world's first ayy actress, and the poster girl for menopause


 No.12439

>>12142

I thought she was a spic?


 No.12465

>>11308

>Soy my shit up fam

>>>/soyboys/

>>12130

Well, that's one of the few exeptions where I don't like to see women suffering.




File: 1446966089495.jpg (642.85 KB, 1181x929, 1181:929, SOMEBODYJUSTNUCLEAR.jpg)

 No.3917[Reply]

SOME

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 No.9482

TO


 No.9486

WAKE


 No.12359

THE


 No.12361

NIGGERS


 No.12432

File: d77555e6e4365e7⋯.png (159.47 KB, 306x476, 9:14, 1444444155221.png)

WHO GETS DUBS HAS TO SING THE WHOLE THREAD AND UPLOAD IT TO VOCAROO

BY THE POWER OF ALIMONY AND SIR BRENDAN THE JUST SO IT SHALL BE




 No.12362[Reply]

The Obama Administration Weaponized The IRS, FBI, NSA, DOJ, National Security Council and CFR.

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 No.14388

Dice rollRolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 200 (200d1)

Test


 No.14389

Dice rollRolled 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2 = 242 (150d2)

>>14388


 No.14390

Dice rollRolled 3, 4, 1, 1, 1, 4, 2, 4, 1, 3, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 1, 1, 3, 3, 2, 4, 3, 4, 2, 1, 1, 3, 2, 1, 3, 4, 4, 3, 1, 1, 3, 3, 4, 4, 1, 2, 4, 3, 1, 3, 1, 1, 3, 4, 4, 1, 3, 2, 4, 1, 3, 1, 4, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4, 4, 4, 3, 1, 2, 2, 3, 2, 4, 3, 2, 3, 2, 1, 3, 1, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 3, 3, 4, 1, 3, 1, 3, 1, 3, 2, 4, 1, 4, 2, 2, 3, 2, 1, 1, 3, 2, 3, 3, 4, 1, 1, 2, 4, 3, 4, 3, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 3, 4, 1, 2, 2, 4, 2, 2, 1, 4, 4, 3, 4, 4, 2, 1, 2, 4, 1, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 1, 1, 4, 3, 3, 1, 3, 2, 1, 3, 3, 2, 3, 4, 3, 4, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1, 3, 4, 3, 3, 4, 1, 2, 1, 3, 4, 2, 4, 4, 4, 2, 4, 3, 4, 4, 2, 2 = 502 (200d4)

>>14389


 No.14391

Dice rollRolled 7, 3, 5, 5, 5, 4, 5, 1, 5, 3, 7, 2, 6, 2, 5, 1, 2, 7, 7, 4, 3, 1, 6, 5, 3, 4, 5, 4, 5, 6, 7, 5, 1, 4, 3, 6, 1, 1, 7, 6, 3, 6, 7, 2, 7, 5, 2, 2, 4, 2, 6, 7, 2, 4, 4, 5, 1, 2, 2, 5, 7, 1, 2, 1, 5, 5, 7, 6, 5, 6, 4, 7, 5, 3, 2, 4, 1, 3, 6, 4, 4, 4, 3, 6, 1, 7, 4, 1, 2, 5, 5, 2, 5, 7, 2, 2, 4, 1, 1, 1 = 398 (100d7)

>>14390


 No.14392

Dice rollRolled 5, 6, 7, 1, 3, 4, 2, 7, 7, 5, 6, 3, 6, 7, 2, 3, 2, 1, 1, 6, 7, 5, 3, 1, 4, 5, 6, 6, 6, 4, 6, 3, 2, 5, 4, 5, 2, 6, 4, 1, 3, 2, 4, 2, 2, 5, 4, 3, 6, 4, 2, 6, 2, 4, 6, 6, 1, 5, 4, 7, 1, 2, 3, 2, 7, 7, 6, 1, 5, 3, 2, 7, 4, 5, 2, 5, 3, 5, 1, 1, 2, 2, 6, 3, 6, 4, 1, 7, 2, 4, 6, 2, 6, 1, 4, 5, 1, 2, 5, 5 = 393 (100d7)

>>14391




File: d497fdbdc0a7ddf⋯.png (2.87 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, nimetön.png)

 No.12305[Reply]

We are juridically not here.

 No.12327

>>12305

Go back to /2hu/




File: b2cf6848b0dd91d⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1000x750, 4:3, Just_Cuck_My_Chuck.png)

 No.12095[Reply]

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 No.12155

File: b8f6eefaa68deff⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1000x750, 4:3, 151678931035715635.png)

File: b42110a9ba4a938⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1000x750, 4:3, 1516789310357156351.png)

File: b2cf6848b0dd91d⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1000x750, 4:3, Schumer_just.png)


 No.12156

This is the first (((person))) I justed.

How did I do on a scale of 1-10?


 No.12168

JUST


 No.12171

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dice rollRolled 11, 58, 15, 10, 71 = 165 (5d100)

>>12119

J U S T


 No.12263

oh my god these images are so fuckin funny




File: 2994ad648fc4750⋯.jpg (369.61 KB, 917x2018, 917:2018, owl.jpg)

 No.12165[Reply]

You are invited to the annual superb owl viewing party at independent /sp/. JUST be sure to be there.

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 No.12172

>>12166

To shitpost with your brothers ofcoursh


 No.12197

Don't care for niggerball but I hope the Patriots win just for the large amounts of salt that will be produced because Brady is friends with Trump.


 No.12211

>>12197

>Game designed to favour hulking mutant roid niggers

>Whitest team in the league has been unstoppable for years

JUST

activates my almonds fam, it's like there's some kind of mental advantage in play


 No.12212

>>12211

>it's like there's some kind of mental advantage in play

There is a clip from the last superbowl of some falcon niggers stressing out because of Brady despite being comfortably in front, its like they knew.


 No.12244

today da day




File: 211b0855f6610b7⋯.jpg (64.3 KB, 960x720, 4:3, cuck sorry.jpg)

 No.10037[Reply]

Reposting from another board.

>LETTER TO THE DIVINE FEMININE,

>FROM THE WOUNDED MASCULINE

>I know that words can never heal the wounds we have created.

>But on behalf of men everywhere, I want to say I’m sorry.

>So incredibly sorry.

>For everything.

>>http://archive.is/RV13w

Wew! Someone give him the /just/ hairdo.

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 No.12218

Women see this kind of unwarranted grovelling as weakness. A man must show a woman his strength of character, or else he will be forever banished to the cuckshed. This man is well on his way to getting a job prepping bulls.


 No.12219

>>10037

>Someone give him the /just/ hairdo

His hair looks pretty JUSTed already.


 No.12223

File: 7db2dca5f41487b⋯.png (612.11 KB, 960x720, 4:3, just sorry.png)

>Wew! Someone give him the /just/ hairdo


 No.12236

File: 517d0b4d4c1805d⋯.png (186.85 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 517.png)

Reminds me of this


 No.12243

>>10037

>>12236

Is this the new cuck pose?




File: 3ed1a50510e9bc0⋯.jpg (80.7 KB, 539x773, 539:773, 3ed1a50510e9bc0d7b3fee799f….jpg)

 No.11653[Reply]

>be Brendan

>trying to unfuck your shit

>retain mana through no-fap

>the etherworld succubus is lurking in the shadows

>waiting to collect your spiritual alimony

JUST

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 No.11681

WHILE


 No.11686

IN THE CURRENT YEAR


 No.11694

AND


 No.11911

File: 2f8cc2617ba5f82⋯.jpg (48.32 KB, 776x661, 776:661, reggiediedforyourturds.jpg)

BROWNPILL


 No.12224

File: d4a66a652543b0c⋯.png (220.22 KB, 303x296, 303:296, 1516309223514.png)

>spiritual alimony




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