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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: ad38f4502313f1c⋯.jpg (117.15 KB, 265x366, 265:366, potemkin JUST.jpg)

 No.9009[Reply]

HEAVENLYYY ALIMONYYYY BUSTER



File: 43c8a629146572a⋯.png (688.54 KB, 1606x826, 803:413, brendanwikipedia.png)

File: f4b1d6bb15db56c⋯.jpg (34.89 KB, 600x885, 40:59, JUST.jpg)

 No.7372[Reply]

lmao brendan's wikipedia article in many languages has the JUST pic

if someone's feeling devilish, replace it with the gino hair one

 No.7581


 No.8943

as Brendan's biggest fans, we should make sure that his Wikipedia is always updated with the latest JUST news. Afton would be pleased to see his latest projects.


 No.8985

>>8943

bullshit. that would make the bitch want to JUST his ass some more.


 No.8986

>>8985

>this

An increase in /just/bux will only make Afton more powerful.




File: ec0c2fe5b1c5c59⋯.png (765.88 KB, 1003x2059, 1003:2059, just fuck my get up.png)

 No.8942[Reply]

JUST

 No.8972

>>8942

It was a big failure.


 No.8975

>>8972

4Yew




File: a2b57dc1ff371a9⋯.png (229.83 KB, 1027x577, 1027:577, heroic anon about standing….png)

 No.8771[Reply]

Tell me about /r9k/. How and why the jews JUSTed them?

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 No.8896

File: b1793f6fa3ea35c⋯.png (358.46 KB, 1000x1050, 20:21, 23a15bd19bed87680ce697b9c7….png)

>>8856

It's not the Jews' fault that goyim are so easily cucked and manipulated.


 No.8904

>>8896

Manipulating them to begin with is though.


 No.8924

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>>8896

>easily manipulated

subversion is a slow effective process

it's not like the kikes went up to a group of whites, pointed at a cloud and said "that's a bird" and whites mindlessly agreed

fuck off, (((shill)))


 No.8968

/r9k/, like any board, is degenerate as fuck

that's how chan culture works, newfag


 No.8969

>>8924

>le KGB man

the soviet union has been gone for 27 years grampa, cold war is over




File: e0f3f162e4b16fe⋯.jpg (6.43 KB, 250x232, 125:116, e0f.jpg)

 No.8709[Reply]

I had a weird dream about Brendan Fraser last night

In it, I was going to go see Hans-Hermann Hoppe speak. When I got there, it was just me and him and he revealed to me that he was Brendan Fraser all along. Later, Brendan Fraser ended up becoming my neighbor and recruited me to join him in creating an ancap society so there would be no state to make people pay alimony anymore.

Have you ever had any JUST-related dreams?

 No.8710

>>8709

It was JUST a dream Anon…


 No.8936

I had the same dream last night. wtf?




File: 05bc344eb7988bf⋯.jpg (63.95 KB, 800x449, 800:449, manson.jpg)

 No.8911[Reply]

<Here is my real head, here is my real head

<I wear this fucking mask because you cannot handle me

Here is my real head

 No.8912

Is Marilyn Manson becoming Boy George?


 No.8931

File: 381650f7cfe7f16⋯.jpg (14.62 KB, 460x288, 115:72, boy george.jpg)

>>8912

Seems so




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 No.8654[Reply]

Will his shit recover? Stay tuned to find out.

 No.8807

He did a great job as "Homeless Man On Street"


 No.8893

File: a5b8595aed4f83c⋯.jpg (58.73 KB, 400x600, 2:3, b0tywk83e28z.jpg)

>>8654

He's looking great! Now if only we could shake off this mean bitch Afton…


 No.8910

File: b0470cb48d60fce⋯.png (149.34 KB, 491x325, 491:325, 50k alimony.png)

>>8654

I thought the hobo was brendan


 No.8918

>>8893

>he needs to mask his justed hair with a hat

Poor Brendan. I'm happy that he got a new role though. By that image you can't even tell that his shits fucked up.


 No.8919

>>8910

Kek me too when I first watched it.




File: 575d6ee46793da1⋯.png (619.73 KB, 904x736, 113:92, 450417.png)

 No.8078[Reply]

Just…

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 No.8260

>>8234

>2nd pic

a e s t h e t i c


 No.8291

>But who cares what I think

>No one cared who I was…

>…until I put on the mask

>Jeb B.

>Jeb Bane

Uhh, guys?


 No.8292

File: 8079c66f090ca80⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 211.37 KB, 1242x1477, 1242:1477, JEB NO.jpg)

>>8291

It begins.


 No.8909

File: 38873ae7cc3181b⋯.webm (1.22 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Jeb says it.webm)


 No.8917

>>8292

Jeb?




File: 5803a60e1337cc8⋯.jpg (5.29 KB, 173x256, 173:256, just hothead my shit up.jpg)

 No.8698[Reply]

I'm making a song with the #JUST theme. I need a good sample of Brendan saying a line. Link me your best Brendan line, whether from an interview or a movie.

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 No.8703

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.8766

>>8700

>>8703

perfect, thanks!


 No.8770

>>8703

Brendan's face at the beginning of that clip is the best


 No.8802

File: c07785dac2c9c4c⋯.webm (1.06 MB, 480x360, 4:3, wrong side.webm)


 No.8915

File: 658b6029594c602⋯.webm (1.57 MB, 640x360, 16:9, I am rock & roll.webm)




File: 4917d4568e9622e⋯.jpg (22.56 KB, 250x169, 250:169, fq20061117a1a.jpg)

 No.8898[Reply]

Thom Yorke was juster than Brendan. Just watch the "No Suprises" video and tell me that is not a man lost in justice.



File: 1a82221988be060⋯.webm (2.53 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Fraser - pay the alimony.webm)

 No.7435[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 88, 71, 37, 53, 76 = 325 (5d100)

ITT: we play Fraser simulator.

Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you

JUST

have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.

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 No.8851

File: 57fac6cea150fff⋯.jpg (163.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 800fd826805372227a8af936b3….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 89, 41, 74, 72, 97 = 373 (5d100)


 No.8852

File: 89697a00f3acd34⋯.jpg (33.96 KB, 420x360, 7:6, personofinterest.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 61, 95, 82, 84, 20 = 342 (5d100)


 No.8853

File: a9c8e5f8d000ff0⋯.webm (3.96 MB, 752x360, 94:45, I am the alimony.webm)

Dice rollRolled 53, 45, 12, 46, 4 = 160 (5d100)

JUST


 No.8854

File: 30200952d8284bb⋯.jpg (69.88 KB, 376x600, 47:75, angry-jesus.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 31, 54, 84, 74, 55 = 298 (5d100)

(((REEEEEEEEEEE)))


 No.8855

File: 06276edb9a98ed0⋯.jpg (20.38 KB, 459x278, 459:278, Laughing assad.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 7, 36, 80, 59, 46 = 228 (5d100)

LAST POST FOR BASHAR AL-ASSAD




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 No.8767[Reply]

I found this shitpost



File: ab85bace1c59ed2⋯.png (374.52 KB, 427x640, 427:640, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.8648[Reply]

Hey /just/, I'm going to post the 3 rules of …

The Soul Game:

Don't walk past mirrors in the dark.

Don't leave any doors open to your room when you go to sleep.

Side Note: A creak means you’re falling behind, a rustle means you’ve almost lost. When the lights go down, hopefully you won’t see the dark shadow standing in the corner of the room. Hopefully you won't hear it breathing as your eyes shut and you begin to drift off. And if you hear a bang? Well, hopefully you never hear a bang (I'm assuming this is an alimony collection service banging on the door)

Oh and rule 3: Once you know all three rules you are a player.

You win by telling more people about the game than the person who told you about it - that would be me. I'm free you faggots!

 No.8705

>>8648

HELLO DARKNESS


 No.8719

Never been married or cohabitated, so that shadow can fuck right off.


 No.8765

File: 5da6d2392cd3a95⋯.png (340.83 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>8719

And you think this gives you power over alimony?




File: eba829d03cb933c⋯.webm (4.16 MB, 640x480, 4:3, The Sound Of Silence.webm)

File: a9c8e5f8d000ff0⋯.webm (3.96 MB, 752x360, 94:45, Brendan has had enough.webm)

 No.8450[Reply]

I made lyrics for "The Sound of Silence" in which brendan kills afton. JUST rate it please. I'm the guy who wrote a bunch on some other thread and I've been inspired since then.

I call this "The Sound of Crying"

Hello Afton, my old friend

I've come to talk with you again

Because a mailman softly creeping

Left my summon while I was sleeping

And the child support that has brought me so much pain

Still remains

Within my sound of crying

In restless dreams I married prude

Narrow courtrooms of wood

'Neath the halo of a training blank

I cycled my gun in the cold and damp

When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a muzzle's light

That split her mind

And touched my sound of crying

And in the naked light I saw

Ten thousand fans, maybe more

Fans memeing without laughing

Fans watching without feeling

Fans writing posts that normies would never share

And no one dared

Disturb my sound of crying

Fools, said I, you do not know

Crying like alimony grows

Hear my story that it might teach you

Take my feeling that it might reach you

But my words, like silent tears fell

And echoed in the wells of crying

And the people bowed and smiled

To the reborn actor who was made

And the sign flashed out its warning

In the words that it was forming

And the sign said, "do not ever marry if you have balls"

And love is false

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 No.8522

File: 45aedadd5ae62b8⋯.gif (148.15 KB, 300x375, 4:5, nice surprise.gif)

I like it, anon. Maybe when the alimony ends and Brendan gets a career resurgence he'll make a music album and sing your song.


 No.8526

>>8520

>## Board Owner

Brendan?


 No.8566

File: 6cfb1bef9715e31⋯.gif (516.02 KB, 160x142, 80:71, 1432583965522.gif)

>Ten thousand fans, maybe more

/just/ top ten boards here we come!


 No.8571

File: ab1634a88045115⋯.webm (4.56 MB, 720x576, 5:4, alimony song.webm)

>>8450

Can some autist pls sing this and make a webm?


 No.8704

>>8450

there has to be some autist out there that can sing this. /just/ lives, and marches on




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 No.8640[Reply]

Was this the beginning of his /just/ tumble? After his wife divorced him, he made his last big movie. And that movie got /just/ed hard.

 No.8644

>>8640

Yeah, I saw it that way too.

TotDE got killed by critics (golly gee, I wonder why) and the fact that it came out at the same time as The Dark Knight (again, intentionally destroyed?). Internationally it grossed well, it was only a flop inside US.




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