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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: f1b596f10b18617⋯.png (13.21 KB, 645x174, 215:58, Screenshot_2019-01-16 PM’s….png)

File: 20b58e91c518c8f⋯.png (235.4 KB, 366x288, 61:48, Screenshot_2019-01-16 May ….png)

 No.16659[Reply]

CUT MY DEAL INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MYSELF BLEEDING

 No.16660

ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

TWO

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME


 No.16661

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND'

COME TO FUCK MY SHIT UP AGAIN?




File: cea308423a19b9b⋯.jpg (95.64 KB, 677x1024, 677:1024, alimony.jpg)

 No.16582[Reply]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

3 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.16632

>>16624

>white

Are you blind?


 No.16641

>>16632

JUST uninitiated, it seems


 No.16653

>>16583

My sides just jumped the ravens.


 No.16654

>>16624

Neither of them are white.


 No.16655

File: 0b6ee5431236a6f⋯.mp4 (4.22 MB, 450x360, 5:4, Tossing The Salad In Jail ….mp4)

First of all right, if he's a newcomer right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly.




File: 687587c6316a5e4⋯.jpg (146.61 KB, 1200x686, 600:343, Dl86ZS-UcAE5HiT.jpg)

 No.14519[Reply]

Is he coming back?

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 No.16571

>>15174

he honestly looks pretty good in that pic. will 2019 be his comeback?


 No.16602

>>16571

alimony ends at the end of the month, 2019 is the year brandon returns!


 No.16607

>>16602

>the same year the biggest justing in history happens

Idk Anon Brendan's alimony could be extended by another decade.


 No.16608

File: 9a59c1b6dec15a6⋯.png (9.33 KB, 462x250, 231:125, Oekaki.png)

Dice rollRolled 12, 60, 45, 21, 19 = 157 (5d100)

>alimony payments ended

>getting new shows

>Afton's chances of remarrying permanently ruined thanks to the JUST meme


 No.16613

File: ede511ee455541c⋯.png (36.06 KB, 664x377, 664:377, no more alimony.png)

Dice rollRolled 48, 97, 61, 28, 27 = 261 (5d100)

>>16607

No alimony lasts forever. But there must always be alimony. Bezos is taking up this crown.

source: https://caselaw.findlaw.com/ct-superior-court/1662208.html




File: d52cfbdaf8b1f7c⋯.png (23.04 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Cliff Bleszinski - aka cuc….png)

 No.9615[Reply]

H-hey have you gxys heard of my new game, "LawBreakers™"?

Its really good, you should check it out. B-but you have to be #SkilledAF to play it

-t Cucky B

https://beyond-gaming.net/2017/09/11/lawbreakers-player-count-drops-50/

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 No.16468

>>16421

NONE OF THAT NINE DOLLAR TICKET ENTRANCE FEE BULLSHIT


 No.16494

File: 0b0c21e9334c0a8⋯.jpg (62.62 KB, 750x612, 125:102, 1.jpg)

>>16418

How the mighty have fallen.

He was cucked from the beginning or he was indoctrinated by his blonde wife and Tyrone, the personal trainer in cuckdom?


 No.16495

>>16419

Has this thing flopped yet?


 No.16559

File: f4ac6b963543796⋯.jpg (550.92 KB, 963x1310, 963:1310, Screenshot_20190109-152221….jpg)

Cucky B leaves gaming to co produce broadway show.

>"Hadestown," which makes its Broadway debut in the spring, is a new musical from singer-songwriter Anaïs Mitchell and director Rachel Chavkin. It follows two intertwining love stories out of Greek Mythology, Orpheus and Eurydice and Hades and Persephone, according to its official website. But, it tells those ancient tales with an Americana twist. In his review, Variety’s Matt Trueman calls it a “big, bluesy blow-out that takes over the auditorium."

>Americana twist

Does that mean adding in niggers and faggots to play the roles of Ancient Greeks?


 No.16599

>>16559

Pretty much, the essence of "americana" to kikes and their bugpeople slaves is homos and inner city yoots who dindu nuffin wrong. Also pretty much guaranteed the "twist" also includes discarding everything of value in the original works.




File: 5ee68c923420f9a⋯.jpeg (69.08 KB, 603x403, 603:403, 1519761292.jpeg)

 No.15296[Reply]

>be me

>laying the ground work for an 8/10 coffee shop cutie

>coworker of hers also 8/10 practically jumps in and starts a massive convo with me giving me eyes and nervously but cutely making talk with me

>a challenger approaches

>she talks all about her favourite things eagerly continuing the convo dragging my attention to her

<she must like me right?

>on my out I ask her out no doubt in front of original girl

>sorry anon I actually have a bf

maximum just

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 No.15584

File: 62ac0da2873a96e⋯.gif (524.71 KB, 441x300, 147:100, 62ac0da2873a96e08a3b7854a5….gif)

>>15296

>being this fucking retarded

youre here thinking you FUCKED UR SHIT UP

when the reality is that you just accidentally'D the best possible thing you could do

now gril1 is going to be jelous and try and get your attention moresince she knows if you liked her, you wouldve already asked

this is the opposite of JUST

saigeD and downvoted


 No.15632

What the fuck else did you thouht it was gonna happen? Normalretard wagecuck


 No.16529

File: 2719bc1fff990f8⋯.gif (76.2 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Your friend.gif)

>inb4 she doesn't have a bf.

how did this pan out, Cham?


 No.16548

>>16529

Never saw either of them again and a couple of soi bois seem to work there now


 No.16557

File: b403591e9e950c6⋯.jpg (105.13 KB, 700x428, 175:107, mbw1.jpg)

>>16548

Well Chamalam, disregard soy/thots

Aquire qt3.14




File: a2cfdc089371354⋯.jpg (31.87 KB, 295x348, 295:348, Untitled.jpg)

 No.16153[Reply]

>tfw all the countless shitposts

>tfw karma has finally caught up to me

is this cosmic JUSTice ?

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 No.16233

>>16206

How does hairloss work anyway? I thought your scalp would get looser not stretched out.


 No.16237

>>16233

You might be right, because it also reduces lines in the forehead.


 No.16534

File: 85b6e9bfaef82a0⋯.jpg (141.37 KB, 1275x720, 85:48, Madarame.Ikkaku.full.64961.jpg)


 No.16535

File: 7b0f38d73888429⋯.png (329.09 KB, 800x960, 5:6, pig.png)

>>16153

There's no changing it m8, innit.

Better drink a 12xpack of Stella, do a bit of Charlie and shave it of m8


 No.16536

File: b46deaa2051570f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.25 KB, 281x351, 281:351, Pig 0f Marseille.jpg)

File: 147cd0ef40905fc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 344.38 KB, 577x431, 577:431, Pig of Marseille.png)

File: 5b8f82a9691d1ae⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 428.98 KB, 1500x1365, 100:91, Pig of Marseilles.jpg)

File: 5b0249390261632⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 42.27 KB, 581x286, 581:286, TheAllahPigOfMecca.jpg)

File: 4d2494d7e635b15⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 398.72 KB, 600x476, 150:119, PigMoRoast1vi-vi.gif)

The barber fucked you up real good mate innit




File: a53ffc0c3a1d5a1⋯.png (33.37 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, just.png)

 No.11917[Reply]

Logos and images from the corporate world.

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 No.16477

File: 95e90b2095a04aa⋯.png (311.34 KB, 1130x802, 565:401, justcuts 50k in alimony.png)

File: 0df67f02e853cc4⋯.png (504.93 KB, 600x400, 3:2, Brendan_just.png)

>>12089

>>16433

I think we broke reality again.


 No.16478

File: 95a99c15823e22e⋯.png (87.52 KB, 654x996, 109:166, JUSTcuts lives up to its n….png)

JUST fuck my hair up.


 No.16479

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>watch random jootube video

>this was the highest rated comment

H-hahaha…


 No.16480

File: 00589ba1eab1399⋯.png (14.52 KB, 540x112, 135:28, haircut.png)

Dice rollRolled 99, 3, 31, 49, 70 = 252 (5d100)

>>16479

Fug it didn't show up, heres the top rated haircut.

>inb4 he goes to Justcuts


 No.16517

File: d79e81a10409320⋯.jpg (156.93 KB, 1884x586, 942:293, JUST.jpg)




File: 056cbfe0243b8df⋯.png (792.78 KB, 450x450, 1:1, Afton.png)

 No.16496[Reply]

BRENDAN!

I still haven't gotten the check for December, don't make me call the lawyer again!

Brendan call me back immediately!

*Click*

 No.16497

File: 2ab616c00f8656f⋯.png (792.78 KB, 450x450, 1:1, evil Afton.png)

BRENDAN


 No.16498

File: 366d0d2af015452⋯.png (431.94 KB, 579x614, 579:614, evil Afton.png)

THE ALIMONY, WHERE IS IT?


 No.16499

File: 1f0c43fc59c4739⋯.png (217.72 KB, 460x460, 1:1, evilafton.png)

HAND OVER THE ALIMONY BRENDAN

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS TO OUR KIDS

JUST HAND IT OVER


 No.16516

File: 3217f43d2290777⋯.jpg (110.27 KB, 354x407, 354:407, 1435089113826.jpg)

BRENDAN




File: ebf7a5f88f04ab0⋯.jpg (35.03 KB, 300x300, 1:1, brendan-fraser-robotman.jpg)

 No.14432[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 29, 96, 75, 31, 71 = 302 (5d100)

Brendan gets new.role in Doom Patrol!

http://www.justjared.com/2018/08/22/brendan-fraser-to-play-robotman-in-doom-patrol-series/

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 No.14547

>>14545

>JUST let me off this ride


 No.14554

File: 19360c902756934⋯.jpg (45.4 KB, 460x562, 230:281, therideneverends.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 29, 73, 39, 25, 61 = 227 (5d100)

>>14547


 No.14556

File: 67e01270c5dc485⋯.jpg (10.21 KB, 223x226, 223:226, 7c699cd5e430314f817f0f4981….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 44, 11, 68, 13, 83 = 219 (5d100)

>>14545

>I want to get off Ms. Afton's alimony ride


 No.14620

>>14457

It goes further than this. Cliff Steele was a young playboy celebrity racecar driver. He was at the top of his game and he had it all. Then he had a horrible accident that left his body ruined, so The Chief, seemingly a very caring individual, took it upon himself to save his life by putting his brain in a robot body, and then used his friendship to influence Steele into working for him (as a superhero). Later comics reveal that The Chief actually staged the accident on purpose, so that he could turn Steele into Robotman and make him his minion.

In short, Robotman is the coolest, hottest celebrity in the world, until someone pretending to care about him more than anyone, pretending to make his life better, actually planned all along to destroy his life and turn him into a subhuman slave.

This is the best casting in history. It was one thing when they had famed playboy alcoholic Iron Man played by Robert Downey Jr. but this is JUST another level.


 No.16503

File: e141cd813a2c26a⋯.jpg (790.7 KB, 628x930, 314:465, DoomPatrol_S1_Teaser_ROBOT….jpg)

File: e913c0992167c6a⋯.jpg (82.73 KB, 628x399, 628:399, Doom-Patrol.jpg)




File: 305f98062fbabb5⋯.jpg (94.56 KB, 1140x700, 57:35, casey-neistat-we-can.jpg)

 No.16234[Reply]

why does he look so JUSTed?

2 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.16276

File: b0f9b3bf67c23be⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1200x1000, 6:5, b0f9b3bf67c23beb552e091bfe….png)


 No.16278

>>16275

Wat? I'm not 56%.


 No.16379

His face is SO FUCKING PUNCHABLE.


 No.16402

File: 9de8c538ef52bd7⋯.png (386.64 KB, 1817x996, 1817:996, Brazil is whiter than you ….png)

>>16275

Who hurted you?


 No.16409

File: 77c8b581685e3f2⋯.jpg (17.28 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hillary CaseyNeistat.jpg)

Hillary Clinton, I'm voting for Hillary Clinton!




File: 012634f94a310fb⋯.jpg (2.25 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, 5.jpg)

 No.14440[Reply]

More info and pics about this ridiculous new Fraser flick, finally set to release this year.

>The Secret of Karma is a message from the other side.

>It is a Guide on how to be Happy, Healthy and Wealthy.

>Isn’t that what we all really want?

>This is a real story about a man who died and came back with a complete memory of the other side and with a secret message.

>Marcia Cross of TV’s DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES and Brendan Fraser of MUMMY and GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE are your guides as you travel in time to the other side

Director: https://www.instagram.com/milan_friedrich/

Trailer: https://www.cineserie.com/movies/1387458/video/1432397/

(the other thread sucks, has dead trailer as OP image)

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 No.16243

File: 230fcf3e0616d96⋯.jpg (162.72 KB, 1111x712, 1111:712, fart.jpg)

I don't think anyone bought this retard's movie. It might be over bros.


 No.16246

Is this movie still happening??


 No.16353

File: 3a2081133ae3d6a⋯.jpg (64.5 KB, 652x492, 163:123, no.jpg)


 No.16354

Dice rollRolled 16, 30, 13, 62, 61 = 182 (5d100)

>>16353

kek


 No.16392

>>16353

There is so much GRIDS in this picture




File: e88115f0ce3598b⋯.jpg (116.97 KB, 634x634, 1:1, 34562D3C00000578-3599019-i….jpg)

 No.8283[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 48, 70, 58, 6, 31 = 213 (5d100)

>at friends bd party

>met qt3.14

>flirt

>she likes it flirts with me

>only grill in her circle of friends (ravers)

>they all look at me like I'm satan, get jealous as fuck try to hide it though

>I just wanna cuddle w her

>it isn't happening because of her fucking cockblocking jealous male friends

>later

>write her some stuff on messenger

>replies instantly, but I'm tired as fuck so I don't ask her out

>ffw a week, today it is saturday

>click her on messenger, no reply

What is she doing who is she with these questions come to mind.

She has a really beautiful name. Ajda

What do, /just/ ?

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 No.16268

File: 2324af1f2865ebf⋯.mp4 (14.12 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Axwell_Λ_Ingrosso_-_Dreame….mp4)

>>16007

Thank you. Bless you my Cham

I wish you the best in life.


 No.16269

File: 6f66496717b2cfb⋯.mp4 (5.36 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ALPHA 9 - All We Need.mp4)

Dice rollRolled 40, 29, 85, 99, 12 = 265 (5d100)

>>16007


 No.16363

>>14950

>did this

>two days ago

>come to same store

>see her again after 1 month?

>we are alone at the register

>she smiles all bubbly hey anon

>really beautful tbh

>say hi, did u change your hair?

>yeah I did

>looks really nice

>want to go for coffee?

>smiles and before I can get answer a stupid fucking bitch next customer sweeps in hey lady can I ask you about this and this

>moment wasted as she starts explaining shit to the bitch that asked her

>linger for about two seconds before I realise it would be awkward if I waited

>exit


 No.16367

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dice rollRolled 58, 73, 30, 80, 95 = 336 (5d100)

Also, tomorrow, I will probably see

>>8283

Ajda#1 again.

My best friend is having a BD party, to which she will (I expect) show up to.

I plan to just not give her any attention, will try to cut communication to minimum


 No.16369

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm really shit at lying / pretending.

Hope she isn't there tomorrow.

While I managed to forget her/move on I can't pretend nothing happened.

I probably was in love with her. I thought my.heart was dead, didn't feel love for 10 years

I'm really shit at hiding what I feel.




File: 89f0589c9c0b874⋯.gif (88.68 KB, 250x298, 125:149, 89f.gif)

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File: 001f1303ab7e120⋯.jpg (29.39 KB, 408x612, 2:3, gettyimages-952291526-612x….jpg)

 No.16342[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 78, 88, 51, 91, 65 = 373 (5d100)

Why don't you /just/ have a

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 No.16358

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.16359

File: 45f96b322cd49d6⋯.jpg (27.4 KB, 524x550, 262:275, flat,550x550,075,f.u2.jpg)

File: e1a6cb0f51c30c0⋯.png (361.66 KB, 748x552, 187:138, prenos (3).png)

File: 51a30fecc46d3d2⋯.jpg (60.32 KB, 396x594, 2:3, Chris-Hansen.jpg)

Have a siit right there


 No.16360

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Right here sir


 No.16361

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dice rollRolled 19, 94, 75, 75, 89 = 352 (5d100)


 No.16362

File: c79c4a86e9a2d3c⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot_2018-12-22-03-3….png)

File: 9ce810e0bb7bb03⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot_2018-12-22-03-2….png)

File: 5fb4ee92a6c2d50⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot_2018-12-22-03-2….png)

File: 6cf7c662d9a6409⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot_2018-12-22-03-2….png)

File: fdb66dde291b014⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot_2018-12-22-03-2….png)

Dice rollRolled 92, 89, 75, 91, 13 = 360 (5d100)

dat pizza dough




File: 3558263d1bc4d4e⋯.jpg (211.42 KB, 859x960, 859:960, 1541766574571.jpg)

 No.15295[Reply]

JUS-

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 No.15432

looks like the doom guy had time to hit the gym.


 No.15454

>skeletor face is attractive

Is this just a meme? This nigga be lookin like a hall of cost survivor xDDDDDDDDDDDD


 No.15872

File: 2b3d8043521b3d6⋯.jpg (118.9 KB, 1080x1246, 540:623, 1543016780617.jpg)

>>15454

stay jealous, nerd.


 No.15905

>>15454

looks like cuckchan's paying us a visit.


 No.16335

>>15295

>be me - übermensch

>bang women all the time

>model career finally working out

<5 years later

>make it big

>working out less to make up for more photo-shoots

>it's fine, I'll just make up for it in between shoots

<10 years later

>fewer photo-shoots with shirt off, more with shirt on

>"I'm going for the grizzled older man look"

>see gray hair in mirror

>gray fox is all the rage anyways

<15 years later

>my agent quit again, but that's fine

>my HS friend is doing well on facebook

>just had his second kid

>"HAHA look at his beer gut"

>notice even more hair in my comb

<20 years later

>I don't need an agent, they're just scams anyways

>I didn't need that job, it gives me more time to work on my physique

>friend's still fat, what a laugh

>he seems happy though

>his kid's first day of school

>but.. he's still fat, right!

<25 years later

>I tried tinder but none of them like that I'm self employed

>I have a six pack still! Whores must be looking for a younger guy.

>I told mom I don't need the money but she keeps sending it

<30 years later

>reach out to HS friend

>He isn't skinny, or handsome. He has this soyboy beard to hide his weak chin.

>Post too long. Click here to view the full text.




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 No.5999[Reply]

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 No.15349

File: c393912516cb82b⋯.jpg (44.9 KB, 650x507, 50:39, johnnydepp5.jpg)


 No.15623

More like

Johnny Deppression


 No.16218


 No.16220

>>15623

More like

Johny Debt


 No.16288

File: 57bf716b9ebd244⋯.jpg (15.44 KB, 232x273, 232:273, 57bf716b9ebd2441cd5ae90d2a….jpg)




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