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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: 1458667310210.png (175.6 KB, 948x168, 79:14, just.png)

 No.5538[Reply]

JUST FUCK MY SITE UP FAM

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 No.13522

File: 0423de0c8c0483f⋯.jpg (79.7 KB, 960x768, 5:4, 2e789f615b_accretion-disqu….jpg)

>>6119

Are they accreting mass?


 No.13629

File: 95ac4675c9d4b06⋯.gif (1.54 MB, 560x640, 7:8, 29b2dec0299d2239c103e272b2….gif)

>>12736

>tfw my favorite mmos are dead and don't even have private servers with more than 10 people in them

>tfw my favorite websites are dead or even offline


 No.19246

Will it see a resurgence now that all the porn artists migrated there after Tumblr went full Puritan?


 No.19247

>>13629

I know your suffering.

t. EQ2 nostalgiafag


 No.19268

Dice rollRolled 86, 25, 27, 88, 20 = 246 (5d100)

>>13629

Why are we still here?

JUST to suffer?




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 No.19167[Reply]

nowhere is safe

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 No.19216

>>19201

The alimony would be a court forcing you every day to watch your ex-wife and daughter getting fucked by a new man. Maybe even force/cuck you to raise your ex-wife's new son.


 No.19235

>brendan grew a gut

>jake's tail thingy will shrink and he may have to give up his flying creature thing to her

just fuck his shit up.


 No.19241

File: eab9c2d6ba9490d⋯.gif (770.06 KB, 127x189, 127:189, ayylien.gif)

>>19201

>not even the concept of private property in some cases, so what would be the alimony?

she gets 50% of the tree, his winged ride is now hers, and 50 000 rocks of unobtainium per month.

and his tail falls off so he can't connect with anything living anymore.


 No.19242

File: 2321b3367c91198⋯.png (75.2 KB, 500x566, 250:283, its-ok-to-be-an-ayy-lmao-2….png)

>>19241

>50 000 rocks of unobtainium per month.


 No.19248

File: d7ed254a9feb4ca⋯.jpg (210.2 KB, 1212x1551, 404:517, moovie.jpg)

Mr. Cameron, put me in your movie, I used my first month alimony freedom allowance to get plastic surgery.




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 No.15671[Reply]

Just the most mixxed and weirdest looking creations out of the USA.

Also rate.

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 No.15849

File: f0535796ebd594f⋯.jpg (61.91 KB, 640x480, 4:3, jaden-smith-model-skirt-in….jpg)

>>15758

Her genetics did.

>>15760

Have you seen his son and Neo Yokio?


 No.15852

>>15849

J U S T


 No.16087

NYC and LA will provide fucktons of JUSTed mystery meats.

Seriously, the miscegenation in those cities is off the fucking charts.


 No.19223

File: 6c6f70a79292cca⋯.jpg (83.39 KB, 526x1024, 263:512, El mestizaje en América.jpg)

Obligatory post.


 No.19232

>>19223

I still say that La Luz Extinguido should be the final stage and Ogre a sub component. Ogre is just a particularly fat and ugly American, while La Luz absorbs all light in his surroundings and generates an aura of malice. Luz is clearly a "greater" abhorrence.




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 No.8916[Reply]

ITT:

JUST for women.

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 No.16051

File: 1c6b165a02d8a3c⋯.jpg (130.76 KB, 639x960, 213:320, 2pRiM7E.jpg)

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 No.16088

File: cd4cf2ca81179bb⋯.jpg (50.7 KB, 1200x750, 8:5, BatBoy_Lead.jpg)

>>9164

Pic related

>>16051

Fuck's wrong with her legs? Why do fat women (and men I suppose) get all scabby like that?


 No.19222

File: 194413c5a02ae3e⋯.png (167.39 KB, 676x388, 169:97, female just.png)


 No.19224

File: 261f0ae13b2cada⋯.png (663.44 KB, 625x590, 125:118, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15912

She got Schneider'd.


 No.19229

>>16051

Who's that supposed to be anyway?




File: 4bf6a8006b10468⋯.png (258.48 KB, 1681x1080, 1681:1080, 82fec8f65e736e414ec549ef23….png)

 No.15715[Reply]

what's the truth about the american tap water? is it inert, or does it really contribute to JUSTing?

 No.15826

File: 4f69c2beb44d5fc⋯.png (1.72 MB, 1600x1029, 1600:1029, bag.png)


 No.15888

It's worse, it's liquid JUST. See >>15826 then realize they don't even really control how much they're putting in there, so the water always tastes like metal and leaves a white powdery residue when it dries. Fucking disgusting. It's like every single city council in America is run by fluoride drinkers.


 No.19221

File: f248fb08e2b3231⋯.jpg (495.07 KB, 574x900, 287:450, ching chong nip nong.jpg)

>>15826

>zhuzhou mingsheng zinc chemical co ltd

pure coincidence, laowai




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 No.14957[Reply]

>reddit fag

>likes putting things up his ass who would have guessed?

>has a large collection of dildos laid out around him

>has stroke while shoving a giant dildo up his ass

>calls 9/11

>paramedics burst in his room

>his mom and sisters walk in as well

>find him passed out with dildos everywhere and one up his ass

>the porn is still playing in the background

>Chad paramedics try not to laugh out loud, and Stacy nurses quietly giggle in the background when he finally comes to in his hospital bed

>now his entire family knows about what he likes up his ass

>comes home to see his mom and sisters gathered all of his dildos together and left them on his bed

>like a dumb baka, he goes to reddit to post his story thinking nobody would draw the connection

>makes detailed, embarrassing posts about his "situation"

>to nobody's surprise the story spread like wildfire and hundreds of thousands of redditfags read it

>his sister's friend comes across it sends the link to his parents

>his parents then see his post about how much he likes black dildos up his ass

>edits his post to include "hi mom" in it

Can you guys think of a more embarrassing situation? I nominate this to be 2018's top JUST

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 No.15631

>>15593

Let me tell you a secret, I hate females but it's always the guys fault. Notice how she only started to act like a female once the cuck gave her permission? Yeah. When they are in a relation ship, It's often the males who turn the women into leftist. That one is a good example, and not the first I seem that the guy got the wife into cucking.


 No.15773

>3 days ago

>on day 7 nofap

>get really horny

>look at porn, whore for hire sites, sexy youtube vids

>isnt enough i need the real thing

>start scheming/plotting for ways to get real sex

>look up cleaning women on vivastreet,craigs list, gumtree

>apparently the term "one off clean" is used commonly in the cleaning scene and i get the idea in my head that its code word for "one off sex"

>find a 49 year old women, same age as my mum

>says on her profile "one off cleans"

>get really horny

>ring her up

>posh voice

>she talks about shit, so do i, we agree on a time

>have an hour to prepare

>i put the room heating on full blast because cold temperature = small cock

>choosing what to wear

>decide on a big parka coat cuz it makes me look built and not skinny

>cleaner turns up

>both in my room

>things are silent as she is picking up my rubbish off the floor

>dry throat

>manage to let out a quiet "d-do you do extras?"

>she asked me to repeat what i said because she didn't hear me

>repeat louder this time

>cleaner visibly shocked "i don't do things like that"

>go red faced

>……..

>awkward silence

>the combination of the embarrassment,boiling hot room heat and the thick coat make me sweat profusely

>proceed to give her the 2 hours worth of payment and asked her to leave

>she refused to accept my Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.15776

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 No.15891

>>15593

Holy shit she basically bags a guy a week and then gets upset because it was basicallt a free for all and her fiance is a beta cuck and shes a full blown whore lol


 No.19220

>>15614

He was a beta cuck who thought this shit was a good idea. It doesn't even matter whether his wife was good or not, because sooner or later he would have let her do something like this for great JUSTice.

Women never do things that are not "allowed" in some way, whether they make up a reason to justify it to themselves or whatever. They will gladly JUST you if their friends approve and they think they can get away with it, or they'll be a loving and faithful wife if their instincts tell them alimony isn't an option.




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 No.15253[Reply]

show me a cat that looks more JUSTed than this

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 No.18687

>>15634

Careful anon you might cut yourself on all those edges.


 No.18691

Giggity


 No.18692

>>15634

>minorities

>that make up the majority of the world's population

Each group of "minorities" make up more of the world's population than whites.


 No.18939

Pretty justed tbh.

Pancake?


 No.19215

>>15253

Whats the backstory on this cat? Turd worlders abusing animals as usual?




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 No.19139[Reply]

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN

 No.19151

How the mighty have fallen.


 No.19171

File: f69de1759cc2299⋯.png (487.89 KB, 800x1020, 40:51, venom snake feels.png)

>>19139

Fug, that's actually depressing. Now who will offer pedos seats?


 No.19177

>>19171

>now he has to take a seat

>in alimony court


 No.19206

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File: f975caa6c5508e8⋯.png (300.08 KB, 639x768, 213:256, trumpjust.png)

 No.19040[Reply]

JUST

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 No.19048

File: d2287f20611e4be⋯.jpg (241.99 KB, 1624x1125, 1624:1125, muh wall.jpg)


 No.19050

>>19045

jews are le based xDD


 No.19060

>>19040

OY VEY


 No.19172

>>19040

but dont you get it goyim????

by supporting israel HE'S ACTUALLY PLAYING 4D CHESS and NOT SUPPORTING THEM

YOU FUCKING GOYIM ARE TOO SMALL BRAINED TO UNDERSTAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.19182

>>19172

KYS commie.

Trump 2020




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 No.17973[Reply]

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

Round #5: >>13090

Round #6: >>14591

Round #7: >>15931

RapidShitpost: >>17203

That was a fun shitposting session. Good lads.

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 No.19158

File: d1bff69d3d2e2ea⋯.jpg (600.87 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, shelter.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 56, 21, 45, 60, 76 = 258 (5d100)


 No.19159

File: 76e076438de50de⋯.jpg (16.3 KB, 640x480, 4:3, bar070305.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 50, 56, 60, 47, 52 = 265 (5d100)


 No.19160

File: afaaaa0cd2a085b⋯.jpg (349.7 KB, 2500x1666, 1250:833, plane.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 80, 3, 1, 42, 71 = 197 (5d100)


 No.19161

File: 8e13858fd627a96⋯.png (386.14 KB, 402x617, 402:617, Funnier.png)

Dice rollRolled 75, 14, 27, 19, 90 = 225 (5d100)


 No.19162

File: e08fc2e263fd83a⋯.jpg (108.13 KB, 812x450, 406:225, 1467322829015-1.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 74, 16, 89, 99, 88 = 366 (5d100)

Last post get.




File: de4f05022cade11⋯.png (493.76 KB, 754x713, 754:713, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.18947[Reply]

JUST

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 No.19132

Dice rollRolled 8, 89, 7, 79, 47 = 230 (5d100)

One of these days, before the web collapses, before the clouds drop, before the stars crash into earth, before the dead rise and walk amongst the living and rule this world, before the portals are torn out of their hinges for good, before the moon weeps blood and splits, before the sun will find an equal, before shining darkness swallows man whole, before the objects turn subjects and the subjects turn slaves forever, before the greatest of all happenings, before the Great Eschaton, someone, somewhere, will roll the holy numbers of power and unfuck not just his own shit, but all the other fucked shits who are and were and ever will be.

it is not this anon


 No.19133

File: 9be2d9fff5b09e8⋯.jpg (60.98 KB, 564x762, 94:127, DeNiro in lifts.jpg)


 No.19134

>>19133

To be fair, that's from a movie where he was playing a 6'4 hitman.


 No.19149

Dice rollRolled 77, 15, 17, 100, 85 = 294 (5d100)

>>19133

Kek did they just not show his feet the whole movie?


 No.19150

File: 4b046bf09280aa1⋯.png (131.08 KB, 260x339, 260:339, ClipboardImage.png)

Dice rollRolled 25, 64, 76, 35, 12 = 212 (5d100)

The fucks wrong with this guy's legs?




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 No.19145[Reply]

HE'S BACK

 No.19146

Pornhub embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>19145

SCENE 2


 No.19148

File: a49e26b8fe778a8⋯.png (277.1 KB, 569x357, 569:357, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.19163

File: e53ed6ecc95d3db⋯.jpg (90.58 KB, 1882x1059, 1882:1059, uwotm8.jpg)


 No.19164

File: d43b68bf24a7a15⋯.jpeg (5.82 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images (52).jpeg)




File: ec027a031167c3c⋯.png (751.04 KB, 625x1000, 5:8, 1.png)

 No.19085[Reply]

But still don't get over your Ex-Boyfriend and cry about it on stream.

 No.19127

>>19085

She actually got 100k?




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 No.18992[Reply]

JUST

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 No.19013

File: fd9e87f64b82e7a⋯.jpg (175.72 KB, 730x958, 365:479, 00132565s1 (1).jpg)

Trooper (looking toward a car): Ma'am, get back in that car.

Witherspoon (out of view): You know I'm so sorry.

Trooper: Ma'am, get back in that car.

Witherspoon: Can I say something?

Trooper: No ma'am, get back in that car. I'm not going to repeat myself again.

Witherspoon: I'm pregnant and I need to use the restroom.

Trooper: Ok, well I need you to get back in the car and there ain't nowhere to use it out here. If I tell you again, I'm going to arrest you.

Witherspoon: Yes, sir.

(2nd video)

Trooper (as Witherspoon approaches him administering test to Toth): Ma'am, what'd I just tell you to do?

Witherspoon: I'd like to know what's going on.

Trooper: He's under arrest. If you don't get back in the car…

Witherspoon: I'm a U.S. citizen and I'm allowed to stand on American ground…

Trooper: Actually, you're not allowed to do anything…

Witherspoon: …to ask any question I want to ask.

Trooper: Go ahead. Come on (moves to handcuff her).

Witherspoon: You better not arrest me.

Trooper: Yes, ma'am

Witherspoon: Are you kidding me??

Trooper: Nope. I told you.

Witherspoon: I'm an American citizen!

Trooper: I told you to get in that car and stay in there didn't Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.19023

File: cadf7f0a0a2bcc7⋯.jpg (28.61 KB, 251x379, 251:379, 4599e8f814f0e56414fbb35449….jpg)

she seems to have taken all the drugs


 No.19024

>>19013

Just.


 No.19033

>>19005

IC WUTU DIDTHAR


 No.19034

>>18992

>seems to have consumed every alcohol in the world

>appears to have taken all the drugs

>falls down stairs

>on her own

>bitchy attitude like do you know who I am?

>too old

0/10 would not fugg




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 No.19008[Reply]

 No.19010

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>Brendan's shit is finally unfucked

Did we finally do it lads? Did the stream and the rapid shitposting thread unfuck Brendan's shit?

Hes looking pretty good in this recent video.


 No.19011

>>19008

I don't really know what it's about based off the trailer but I'd watch it for Brendan, however long he is in the movie.

>>19010

Looks good in that video, not as hyper and enthusiastic unlike his old pre alimony days but still has his quick wit and takes things slowly, almost like a hardened man. The Brenaissance is upon us.




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