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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: ca58a21180e181b⋯.jpg (1.27 MB, 2322x4128, 9:16, JUSTwater2.jpg)

File: 4aa4a59f141b609⋯.jpg (1.65 MB, 4128x2322, 16:9, JUSTwater1.jpg)

 No.7181[Reply]

STAY HYDRATED

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 No.9498

File: 511202fdd86381b⋯.jpg (9.51 KB, 225x240, 15:16, tmp_22457-7b16ebd1dadb9304….jpg)

>>9489

Kek saved


 No.9501

>>7186

That water looks fresh af.


 No.9514

>>9501

>blue water

>fresh

It's probably full of chalk or some shit.


 No.9517

File: 85235b56aeb65b4⋯.png (51.4 KB, 127x188, 127:188, 85235b56aeb65b4e7b5113a1d5….png)

Is it for unfucking one's shit, or fucking it up even harder?


 No.9587

File: 084dd6344170167⋯.png (62.14 KB, 332x322, 166:161, tmp_14053-084dd6344170167f….png)

>>9517

Fam it's liquid alimony




File: ff55c208d1be951⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1092x946, 546:473, Brendan on the most wanted….png)

 No.9505[Reply]

Hes on the most wanted list.

 No.9506

The Good, The Bad, and the JUST


 No.9569

>be brendan

>don't pay 75$ an hour alimony

>get a bounty on head

>bounty isn't even enough to pay alimony

JUST




File: 53800739783b57e⋯.webm (5.36 MB, 480x40, 12:1, song.webm)

File: 89b14c87261f057⋯.gif (1.18 MB, 400x400, 1:1, 148173496721055423423.gif)

 No.9447[Reply]

I'd like to share another inspiring song from our favorite artist - "The man who paid no alimony" by Brendan Fraser.

We passed upon the jury

We spoke of was and when

Although I was there

She said I wasn't her husband

Which came as no surprise

I spoke into her eyes

I thought you loved me some

A long long time ago

Oh no, not me

I never got parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

I laughed and shook her hand

And made my way back to prison

I searched for soap and found

For years and years caged

I gazed a gazeless stare

At all the millions that were

I must have had some

A long, long time ago

Who knows? Not me

I never had parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

Who knows? Not me

I never had parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

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 No.9461

>>9447

>I thought some glorious autist actually sung this

Just disappoint my shit up fam.

You get a bravo for trying though.


 No.9468

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dice rollRolled 71, 57, 44, 15, 35 = 222 (5d100)

This thread is a testament to JUSTice. I will contribute.

This is Fraser's move away from more classic songs and into the experimental territory of industrial metal. It was a time of great angst for him and gives a glimpse into his tortured mind.

I don't know you

You all know me

Alimony is true

Alimony is real

A binding marriage

Devil against man

They will fuck my wallet as much as they can

No need to get hurt JUST say these words:

FUCK - MY SHIT - UP

I will fuck your wife until you say: FUCK MY SHIT UP

Unbound from each other

Killing my account

I want to hear you fuck your shit up

It's all about money

It's all about JUST

Unfuck my shit before I go bust

FUCK - MY SHIT - UP


 No.9470

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dice rollRolled 7, 45, 20, 61, 73 = 206 (5d100)

Nihilistic lawyers

Apostolic cuckoholics

Messianic actors

Cataclysmic and prolific

In the age of alimony

JUSTice and cuckoldry

Celebrate my fucked-up-ness

Menace to her bitchery

Acting is my inspiration

Robbery her trade

Sabotage and cuckoldry

JUSTice is my mental state

Mesmerizing JUSTening

Intended for my eyes to see

Cuckish and anthemic

Until my hair gets fucked up

Like a fiendish Afton virus

Sucking blood from all my veins

Needle-sharp, cock-in-mouth

Poking at my virgin ass

A Buck in my clothing

My penultimate doom

Fucks my wife in all her holes

Exploding in her womb

This is counter culture from the board of /just/

Eternal alimony, this is my divorce

J U S T where we all REEEEE

Megalomaniacal, autistic as can be


 No.9473

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I know

I know that I've been blind

I've been a fool to myself

I thought that I could live with someone else

But now

Through all the cheques I pay

It's time for me to respect

The gods of alimony more than anything

So as justed is my heart

I feel the best thing I could do

Is pay it up

And don't go to jail

My hair is spiked-up, it feels so bad

I cry all night, I fell so sad

I just have to pay again

My shit is fucked up…

I heard

That Afton talks behind my back

It's like the guilt is all mine

"Cant live with just 50,000 bucks a month"

I know

I can't earn it all back

You can't just earn that fucking much

With just two supporting roles in months

It all amounts to nothing

My savings keep dwindling down, dwindling down, dwindling down

It all returns to nothing

I can't keep talking her down, talking her down, talking her down

In my heart of JUST

I know that I'll never act again

I've lost everything… Everything…

Everything that's in my account, shekels, cash and loans

I heard

That Afton talks behind my back

It's like the guilt is all mine

"Cant live with just 50,000 bucks a month"

I know

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 No.9543

"Cruel System"

Hot legal courtrooms 

And my monies are burning 

I sit around 

Trying to smile 

But my hair is just fucked, and why..

Strange lawyers are saying

What did they say 

Things I can't understand 

It's too fucked for comfort 

This alimony has got right out of hand 

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, cruel system 

Now my monies, gone 

My life is JUSTed

My friends are away 

And I'm on my own

It's too expensive to handle

I just want to get up and go 

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, 

It's a cruel cruel system 

Now my monies are gone

You're not the only one

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, 

It's a cruel cruel system

Now my monies are gone

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, cruel Afton

Now JUSTice is gone 

You're not the only one

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, 

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 No.9484[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 6, 13, 60, 11, 61 = 151 (5d100)

Karkinos



File: e64daab2592f159⋯.jpg (118.59 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, JUST SPIN.jpg)

 No.9351[Reply]

JUST SPIN MY SHIT UP

 No.9355

I fidgeted


 No.9375

Dice rollRolled 93, 22, 78, 55, 48 = 296 (5d100)

>>9351

Was getting spun part of his plan?


 No.9477

Afton makes my world go round


 No.9481

>>9351

If I pull you off, will it die?




File: c4951d52b2de610⋯.jpg (42.38 KB, 500x325, 20:13, JUSTPOTATO.jpg)

 No.9399[Reply]

JUST TRUMP CURSE MY SHIT UP FAM

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 No.9403

JOOST FOOK ME SHITE UP LAD


 No.9407

>>9399

Was crashing his potatos part of his plan?


 No.9425

why does anyone care about this

I've seen exactly zero interest, imageboard-wise, in boxing, but now it's a thing?


 No.9431

>>9425

It was just for this one extremely hyped up fight.


 No.9439

I think the usual coincidences shilled it everywhere to create an artificial hype.

It was boring as shit.




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 No.9442[Reply]

He didn't bump so good! Who wants to slide next?!



File: 00e3af914eacf39⋯.png (142.43 KB, 500x325, 20:13, JONES_JON_nobelt2017.png)

 No.9362[Reply]

JUST

 No.9363

File: 8442c64e99313ae⋯.png (242.56 KB, 404x344, 101:86, dc.png)

UNJUST


 No.9415

File: b151568aa9a48f4⋯.png (303.04 KB, 1122x1237, 1122:1237, Cormier.png)

>DC's shit will be unfucked in your lifetime

Everything is as it should be




File: 5f31eba5f3405d5⋯.webm (3.06 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Why are we still here.webm)

 No.9413[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 68, 43, 6, 68, 7 = 192 (5d100)

JUST

to suffer?

 No.9414

File: d6a06a2b8929cd8⋯.webm (3.99 MB, 480x270, 16:9, Total War - nazi hitler m….webm)

Only in death does duty ends!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX3uCmbFUFg




 No.9376[Reply]

HARHARHAR

 No.9378

Hello Afton


 No.9380

>>9376

SOMEBODY

remove this hothead




File: 475d9869f668e73⋯.png (2.54 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.8978[Reply]

JUST

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 No.9227

>>9218

crashing his bank account…


 No.9233

>>8978

Holy shit, is that Boogie?


 No.9331

>>8978

Is he white, /just/?


 No.9369

File: 9480fa213274bdd⋯.png (561.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1484620813144.png)

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>>9331

White is a sheet


 No.9374

>>9233

Who?

>>9369

>tips gold coin




File: 032e270dfcd8fbe⋯.jpg (141.76 KB, 645x1086, 215:362, asdaa.jpg)

 No.9212[Reply]

just

 No.9213

>>9212

FUCK


 No.9273

>directed by: (((Ben Safdie))), (((Josh Safdie)))

>written by: (((Ronald Bronstein))), (((Josh Safdie)))


 No.9275

>>9212

Normalizing dog fucking is just another step in a long road to "progress".


 No.9346

>>9275

Oy vey, that sounds like something a bigoted racist would say!




File: feddd658c4c00af⋯.jpg (2.28 MB, 4160x2340, 16:9, 20170501_070009.jpg)

 No.7362[Reply]

JUST

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 No.7850

>>7735

Actually I came back from a may 1. Party at 7am (similar to 4 of july stateside)

saw the wreckage and a lone guy sweeping the parket lot with a broom and burst out laughing. Right then and there I knew I had to immortalize it and post it here.

The truck wasn't mine, but I saw the driver today and he seems to have unfucked it.

I wouldn't be so sure about the other three cars that got JUSTED, situation looked pretty grim, I suspect total write-offs


 No.7855

>>7850

>saw the wreckage and a lone guy sweeping the parket lot with a broom and burst out laughing.

Hahaha what? Was it the guy who /just/ed his car cleaning up the mess he made? That's what I pictured when I read this. A drunk fuck sweeping up the parking lot after fucking his shit up.


 No.7858

>>7855

It wasn't the truck driver, he was probably drunk as fuck and went home to sleep it of,rather a accident scene cleaner, a Bosnian guy who had no clue what the fuck happened, I asked him wtf is this he just shook his shoulders and started laughing. Scene was quite surreal, very peaceful because 7am people are sleeping or in Church, yet complete carnage with three car owners about to wake up to a horrible day


 No.7860

>>7858

Wait you mean that one guy /just/ed 3 other cars? I assumed he /just/ drove into a pillar.


 No.9341

Dice rollRolled 9, 67, 90, 97, 71 = 334 (5d100)

FUCK IT ALL UP




File: e4f2bdd8759dcb4⋯.png (121.19 KB, 265x396, 265:396, just.png)

 No.9316[Reply]

Have you paid The Alimony yet, mateys?

It's a tough bill to pay! The Alimony was founded in 2007 by Brendan Fraser, who presents the attached image.

Forget red, brown and blue pills, The Alimony is the way of the future.

Image related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Pay The Alimony today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, Blue pills are for the ignorant masses, Brown pills are for furfags. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the real deal.



File: 0f9d36ad94b155a⋯.jpg (47.98 KB, 636x469, 636:469, brendan popoff.jpg)

 No.8295[Reply]

CAN ANYONE STOP HIM NOW!?

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 No.8312

>>8307

>tfw the real cham is too depressed to shitpost


 No.8313

>>8295

Does this mean that the Curse got passed on as well?


 No.8316

File: 176268e8f931c5f⋯.jpg (185.63 KB, 600x450, 4:3, Absolutely Alimony.jpg)

>>8313

>inb4 the ancient mummies curse anybody who offends them by staring in a shitty mummy movie

>Fraser got cursed because of the dragon emperor movie

>now a new shitty mummy movie is made


 No.8580

>>8295

>Roger Ebert

What gives? Isn't the fat faggot dead or something?


 No.9311

Fat and skinny are both dead, yes. The name sells shit tho I guess




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