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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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Visit thread and press F to pay respect.


>wake up

>see this


T-this is fake, right? RIGHT? Tell me Grape-kun is still alive!


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at least he didn't have to pay alimony

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>thought this board died ages ago because the posts seem to stop altogether

>come back to check it after several months

>it's active again

You are one of my favorite boards, /just/. I hope you never go away.


As long as the demon of alimony's on the loose, there are brave men who fight it day and night. We will bury alimony, and even then we'll still be around to celebrate it, if nothing else.



Why are we still here?




to suffer?


I'm trying to keep some of the classic threads alive. This place is kind of barren and used as a dumping grounds sometimes.





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What happened?



BO deleted all the pedo threads.



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What would Brendan say to his younger self if he had the chance?



Don't marry Afton.


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Go to 0:30 in this video or watch it from the start for some context.

You can tell he didn't give the true answer.


never marry



>having to lie about regretting marrying a succubus

>so you don't look bad on tv

Seems like the interviewer also knows hes lying and what his true regret was.


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Heres a summary of what this video is about: Nip's wife decides to prank him on some Nip tv show. She purposely cooks disgusting food and gives it to her husband, and then sits across from him as he suffers through eating it, pretending its delicious so he doesn't hurt her feelings.



Too cruel.


Dice rollRolled 88, 29, 100, 28, 96 = 341 (5d100)

What a bloody good husband.


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why do these guys look like they're about to write the hottest alimony check of 2017?

File: 3148b6794b3c24a⋯.mp4 (1.88 MB, 1280x544, 40:17, just.mp4)




When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Just Fuck My Shit Up Headquarters"?



Nice, another one for the /just/ folder.

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Can we have a gino thread? don't have much

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Man, Gino looks so manly. I wish I could be more like him



That can be arranged. I can come over and fuck your wife




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>tfw Gino will never visit our humble board


All memes aside, most online reviews of his practice seem to be positive. So ironically, Gino's more likely to fix your shit up.

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Sweden, how would you like your tax dollars spent?

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How can a people be THIS justed?

Also taxation should help alleviate the free rider problem, not arguably fucking contribute to it!



>afton earns in 2 years enough money to house 20 fucking people for an entire lifetime in relative luxury



If Sweden gave 1.7million tax payer's money to some third world country, it would have probably helped thousands of people instead of giving luxury to 20 people. But clearly it is more important to ensure Swedish people become extinct in their own country.



It's like a fractal of disgust, this one headline. Every time I think about it a new layer of disgust unfolds itself before me, and the deeper I think about it, the more disgusted I get.


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Dice rollRolled 78, 61, 73, 13, 80 = 305 (5d100)

Just fuck my country up.

Just open all the borders, fam




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How do we do it? How do we unfuck Brendan's shit? /v/ cries for JUSTice >>>/v/13411111


Dice rollRolled 71, 55, 62, 52, 88 = 328 (5d100)


Quints of Hope. The great unfuckening is near.

Here's a roll for the /just/ cause.


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Wew lads




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<his most well known movie and the one everything thinks is his best is liar liar



Never heard of that movie.











>Tests positive for herpes under the false name 'Jose Lopez'

>Gets exposed for having the herp

>20 something girlfriend kills herself.

Safest bet is to become an eccentric metaphysical hipster


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Kek saved



That water looks fresh af.



>blue water


It's probably full of chalk or some shit.


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Is it for unfucking one's shit, or fucking it up even harder?


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Fam it's liquid alimony

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Hes on the most wanted list.


The Good, The Bad, and the JUST


>be brendan

>don't pay 75$ an hour alimony

>get a bounty on head

>bounty isn't even enough to pay alimony


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I'd like to share another inspiring song from our favorite artist - "The man who paid no alimony" by Brendan Fraser.

We passed upon the jury

We spoke of was and when

Although I was there

She said I wasn't her husband

Which came as no surprise

I spoke into her eyes

I thought you loved me some

A long long time ago

Oh no, not me

I never got parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

I laughed and shook her hand

And made my way back to prison

I searched for soap and found

For years and years caged

I gazed a gazeless stare

At all the millions that were

I must have had some

A long, long time ago

Who knows? Not me

I never had parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

Who knows? Not me

I never had parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

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>I thought some glorious autist actually sung this

Just disappoint my shit up fam.

You get a bravo for trying though.


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Dice rollRolled 71, 57, 44, 15, 35 = 222 (5d100)

This thread is a testament to JUSTice. I will contribute.

This is Fraser's move away from more classic songs and into the experimental territory of industrial metal. It was a time of great angst for him and gives a glimpse into his tortured mind.

I don't know you

You all know me

Alimony is true

Alimony is real

A binding marriage

Devil against man

They will fuck my wallet as much as they can

No need to get hurt JUST say these words:


I will fuck your wife until you say: FUCK MY SHIT UP

Unbound from each other

Killing my account

I want to hear you fuck your shit up

It's all about money

It's all about JUST

Unfuck my shit before I go bust



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Dice rollRolled 7, 45, 20, 61, 73 = 206 (5d100)

Nihilistic lawyers

Apostolic cuckoholics

Messianic actors

Cataclysmic and prolific

In the age of alimony

JUSTice and cuckoldry

Celebrate my fucked-up-ness

Menace to her bitchery

Acting is my inspiration

Robbery her trade

Sabotage and cuckoldry

JUSTice is my mental state

Mesmerizing JUSTening

Intended for my eyes to see

Cuckish and anthemic

Until my hair gets fucked up

Like a fiendish Afton virus

Sucking blood from all my veins

Needle-sharp, cock-in-mouth

Poking at my virgin ass

A Buck in my clothing

My penultimate doom

Fucks my wife in all her holes

Exploding in her womb

This is counter culture from the board of /just/

Eternal alimony, this is my divorce

J U S T where we all REEEEE

Megalomaniacal, autistic as can be


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I know

I know that I've been blind

I've been a fool to myself

I thought that I could live with someone else

But now

Through all the cheques I pay

It's time for me to respect

The gods of alimony more than anything

So as justed is my heart

I feel the best thing I could do

Is pay it up

And don't go to jail

My hair is spiked-up, it feels so bad

I cry all night, I fell so sad

I just have to pay again

My shit is fucked up…

I heard

That Afton talks behind my back

It's like the guilt is all mine

"Cant live with just 50,000 bucks a month"

I know

I can't earn it all back

You can't just earn that fucking much

With just two supporting roles in months

It all amounts to nothing

My savings keep dwindling down, dwindling down, dwindling down

It all returns to nothing

I can't keep talking her down, talking her down, talking her down

In my heart of JUST

I know that I'll never act again

I've lost everything… Everything…

Everything that's in my account, shekels, cash and loans

I heard

That Afton talks behind my back

It's like the guilt is all mine

"Cant live with just 50,000 bucks a month"

I know

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"Cruel System"

Hot legal courtrooms 

And my monies are burning 

I sit around 

Trying to smile 

But my hair is just fucked, and why..

Strange lawyers are saying

What did they say 

Things I can't understand 

It's too fucked for comfort 

This alimony has got right out of hand 

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, cruel system 

Now my monies, gone 

My life is JUSTed

My friends are away 

And I'm on my own

It's too expensive to handle

I just want to get up and go 

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, 

It's a cruel cruel system 

Now my monies are gone

You're not the only one

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, 

It's a cruel cruel system

Now my monies are gone

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, cruel Afton

Now JUSTice is gone 

You're not the only one

It's a cruel, cruel system

Leaving me

Leaving me here on my own 

It's a cruel, 

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