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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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Dice rollRolled 15, 11, 35, 65, 35 = 161 (5d100)

ITT: we play Fraser simulator.

Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you


have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.

<The first Fraser Simulator threads got to 750 posts, and much like Brendan's life, we tried very hard to keep the alimony at bay, but our best just wasn't good enough

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Dice rollRolled 88, 43, 75, 1, 17 = 224 (5d100)

JUST end it already


Dice rollRolled 2, 85, 95, 68, 22 = 272 (5d100)

please Santa


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Dice rollRolled 59, 51, 80, 84, 56 = 330 (5d100)

I'm sorry, Brendan…


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Dice rollRolled 15, 57, 51, 28, 41 = 192 (5d100)


Dice rollRolled 39, 88, 56, 58, 64 = 305 (5d100)


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>be old Swede

>getting close to retirement age

>Sweden proceeds to raise retirement age

>by 1.5 years each year

>Swedes need to un-retire each year

>you can never reach retirement age

>because it increases faster than time passes


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No, 5,000,000 Swedish men are.


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>the country who buys in to the feminist crap the hardest

>the country with the most open gay/tranny laws

>also the most "enriched" country in europe

So you want women to be equal (or better off) than men and let people be gay… but you're bringing in truckloads of people who are openly against those things and don't even see you as human?



How else are the Swedish going to be a minority in one generation?



swedish "men"



>swedish "men" get cucked out of existence

>swedish women get beaten out of existence

>swedish children get truck'd out of existence

>the entire swedish economy gets alimony'd out of existence

The ideological conflict will resolve itself in 30 years or so, once Sweden becomes a mudslime country.

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how do i unfuck my shit

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You vote for Donald Trump.



What if I don't live in the US?



You can't.


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Dice rollRolled 51, 60, 13, 80, 93 = 297 (5d100)





>Mein justs



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>anti-Trump skier Lindsey Vonn

>back gets JUST'd

>two days after she spoke badly about President Trump

Trump curse strikes again.


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>says she isn't representing Trump at the 2018 winter olympics

Well, she isn't now.


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Tiger Woods, a fellow member of the Hall of JUST


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>play dark souls 2

>can't stop feeling like this is a /just/ game

>get shit fucked up over and over again

>lose all souls (alimony)

>dark spirit comes to fuck your shit right up after you lose souls (causing them to permanently be lost)

>everywhere you go you find skellingtons

>and people shitpost "Don't give up, skellington!"

>kinda like a Mongolian image board dedicated to a former actor (the skellington)

>and the /just/ posters are trying to encourage the skellington (Fraser) to keep going

>find skellington in a dark room in fetal position

>post "Keep going, skellington"

Every time I see a skellington I think of Brendan Fraser.

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Damn which game is that?



It's an old SNES RPG called Live A Live. It's pretty good.


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>has mental issues

>gets evicted from his house

>goes completely fucking insane

>shoots up his entire town

>shoots up his own funeral in a schizophrenic hallucinatory episode

>somehow still alive and moves in to a new town

>lives in a shitty trailer

>marries some fat bitch that pussywhips him

>gets fired from his only job and made the laughing stock of his boss

>tries to cash his last check; the bank gets robbed

>goes to church to confess and ends up being a target in a terrorist attack

>knocked out and probably raped by rednecks

>gets attacked by more rednecks when he just wants to pick up a christmas tree

>has gonorrhea

>the end of the world sudden happens and he's caught in the middle of it

>shoots himself in the head because he couldn't take his bitch wife any more; survives

>wakes up in the hospital to find that his wife left him, his dog got taken to the pound, and he has a mountain of unpaid bills



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Here /just/, something to make you smile.

And remember:




mental state state: justened

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Happy Birthday to Brendan Fraser. So how are you Fraserheads celebrating this day?

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Happy birthday, J-man. I wish you luck and prosperity for the future.



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Dice rollRolled 1, 3, 7, 5, 8, 1 = 25 (6d8)





Shit for a second I thought it was a legit roll.

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Just comrade my shit up

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I actually did something similar with my little brother once.

No regrets, he's still a faggot today.>>9562



>still a faggot today




Whats the story behind this?



Also r


Wew Lad


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Surprised there was no thread for this debacle


Well, what did they expect, naming it 'Justice League'? It's like naming a plane Icarus.


Dice rollRolled 46, 50, 10, 17, 77 = 200 (5d100)

>a marketing budget of $150 marketing budget



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The breakeven point is at least $900M because contrary to what the lugenpresse, plebbit, cucktv or leftytv will have you believe the average worldwide theatre cut is about 50%. I don't know why the leftists think theatres show films for free.

If it brings in $635M total that means the studio gets half, $317.5M, resulting in a loss of $132.5M.


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This deserves it's own thread here.

Original thread from /pol/:

Cannot get work any more, is on multiple Hollywood blacklists, INTERPOL, admits she has lost her mind

Kathy Griffin posted another unhinged video to her YouTube account Saturday where she admits she lost her mind.

Griffin complained about the continued fallout from her Trump beheading stunt. Not only is she on Interpol, she is on a Hollywood blacklist and said her legal bills are through the roof. Kathy Griffin posted a YouTube video to her channel Saturday dubbed ‘Kathy Griffin’s State of the Union’. She complained about the continued fallout from her Trump beheading photoshoot. “I just want you guys to know that I am fully in the middle of a blacklist, like I’m in the middle of a Hollywood blacklist. It is real. I’m not booked on any talk shows,” Griffin said. “When I get home, I do not have one single day of paid work in front of me,” Griffin continued. She also said she was unwilling to do the ‘club circuit’ as she has worked too hard in her life and she is above that type of work. Griffin admitted that she has to turn down fundraising requests because she is buried in legal bills following the bloody Trump head photoshoot. Griffin also sounded paranoid and said Harvey Weinstein hired a company to follow Rose McGowan around after she came forward about Hollywood sexual assault and implied she may be next. Griffin reiterated that she has no work when she returns home from her tour and said she’s being targeted because she’s a woman. She ended the video begging for a gig on a T.V. show.


(Contains Video)


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There is a webm, I feel a little bad for her thb.



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>the Trump curse claims yet another victim




Just Trump my shit up fam


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The Trump curse image is a giant wall at this point.

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Why don't you just get a rich tranny gf, /just/?

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>be communist

>suck big fat capitalist dick



i like the subtle anime wallpaper in the background


because i'm not a faggot


The biggest question I had after watching this was how anyone finds those inhuman gargling and choking noises erotic. I would go flaccid upon hearing those.



It's not erotic. It's about humiliation and degradation. Leftists hate anything natural and good which is why that guy is letting an ugly tranny BO basically vomit on him. If he wasn't into all that stuff he would have a girlfriend as a partner rather than an abomination and he certainly wouldn't upload it onto the internet.

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Results so far:


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>that thread

Why is /v/eddit so fucking cancerous?


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Because the mods allow normalcancer in there, for (((some reason))).



>real life

You can tell who drew this has clearly never met a Muslim in real life.

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Ravaged by alimony, Brendan Fraser tries his luck with a career in speed running. Does he have what it takes to fix his shit and become a world famous speed runner?

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>some vodka chugger makes app

>that removes makeup from pictures

>women get assblasted over it


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>keep putting all these chemicals on my skin all day every day for years and years

>my skin is all fucked up

>oh well better use even more chemicals

>even thinking about going outside not wearing makeup makes me feel anxious

>lash out at anyone who suggests there might be a problem

Why are men so stupid lads? Why can't they see the Russians are to blame?


Makeup was a mistake. Azazel, a demon, first taught women how to paint their faces to deceive men. At least he taught men how to forge swords too, so it kind of balances out.



Makeup is the tool of the alimony succubus.



>At least he taught us to forge swords

>Swords with which medieval alimony collectors could stab you if you missed a payment

This world truly is a vale of ==JUST==


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Dice rollRolled 60, 34, 55, 95, 73 = 317 (5d100)


>yfw Satan has been pushing alimony for thousands of years

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