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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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I'm honestly glad this fucking monstrosity died.

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for whatever reason all celebrities are completely retarded


what is that thing?












Looks like chair.



What is this?

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Holy fuck, I thought this was that fat Russian guy who's suppose to look like Leonardo DiCaprio when I first saw this. Poor Ed.



just check my get up fam


That's Ed Furlong now? That tired long stare just pulls the picture off.


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>Somebody hacked an ATM and stole all his money, apparently.




So did his shit ever recover? Current year + 2 update pls.

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Thought you could leave without paying your alimony?

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heard is bisexual. promise of threesomes. meanwhile she''ll slam tesla doors on her face and take pics in order to JUST him with ransom.


Another one bites the JUST



Do you mean Johnny Debt?



>b is upside down p

Just fuck my post up fam.




>Johnny Debt

Top lel

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Keep laughing at my haircut, faggots.

You'll never be rich, ripped, and have a gf like me you /r9k/-tier neckbeards.



If Brendan /just/ lifted he could be banging more gold diggers even with justed hair.


>G Digs

is that his porn rapper name?



>G Digs

Gold digger?




>banging more gold diggers

I don't think his bank account allows it.



Gino DiGiannantonio

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Hey /just/

Please give my live imageboard a chance



Kek I'm not clicking that, friendo. Also that girl looks toxic as fuck.

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Hey, /just/. I happen to know Brendan Frasier, and he says that you're all horrible peopel for mocking his $50/month alimony and that he is doing fine and not considering suicide at all. Thanks.

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wew lad

bet you're a real big guy in real life



Perhaps, for you



>t. Brendons ex-wife


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>>8416 (you)

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>be me

>go to /tg/

>wow this place is cucked

>go to 8/tg/


Absolutely normalfags, i'm talking /v/tard-tier mentality. Fucking hell the place is practically /v/ with a much worse BO. It used to be white supremacist as fuck many months ago, albeith the mod was still a traitor, what happened?

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>It used to be white supremacist as fuck

Why would you want all thread topics derailed by /pol/ shitters like they do with every other hobby board?



I'm from /pol/ too



Me too, but I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/ and not influence /v/ or /co/. /v/ doesn't even discuss new games anymore without thinking the OP is a company shill.



thats why I never post any /pol/ memes here



That's mainly because there hasn't been a good game in around half a decade so the few non-plebbitors still on /v/ assume something is up when someone is praising a shit game.

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What did he meme by this? Is Fraser the key to unfucking the universe's eternal shit?



By "I am the map" he meant that much like a map, his bank account is scaled down.




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>how would you like your relationship?


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I can see that but who is he?



It doesn't matter who he is, what matters is his /just/


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This shitstorm is done, shame I missed most of it. I may have arrived late to this mess but I can still compile (most) of the evidence others have scrounged up.

Probably going to be my last post regarding this. Feel free to make a better one, edit it, organize it better, or whatever. He may have cucked out in the end but at least some laughs were had.

Leave it to the e-celebs to show they're just as degenerate as the regular kind.



>just as degenerate

>implying they're not much more degenerate


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There's one thing men have been doing since ancient times in my country and it is to murder-suicide the bitch who cheats on them.

Eventually women fear for their lives when the thought of JUST FUCKING SOMEONE'S SHIT UP comes to their minds.

Being JUST'ed happens because men today are cucks.

So brothers promise me that if you ever join the fraser club you'll make sure she's not getting away with anything ever again.

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Dice rollRolled 28, 28, 78, 39, 32 = 205 (5d100)

The other day, I came across this Brendan Fraser "Sleeping Eye Mask" product. The way it works is that you buy it and then just put the cloth mask, featuring Brendan's pre-alimonies eyes, on over your own eyes at night. Then you can fall asleep easier, with Brendan's pre-fucked eyes guarding your dreams.

What other Brendan and friends shit will be found?


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Brendan's wax sculpture


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This book exists. It was published by Romance Foretold, Inc. in 2001, so that means it was released in the happy time before BrenBren's shit just got fucked.

One reviewer said it's "Full of terrible spelling and grammar and less than factually accurate."

However, another reviewer said it's a "Very inspiring book about a man who simply listened to his heart. For those who like Brendan Fraser, you will definitely fall in love with him after reading this book!"

Hope my local library has it, as it's been out of print for quite a while.

I want to read it, and then write a sequel where everything just goes way downhill.


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He listened to his heart a little too much when he married Afton. She was smirking and plotting to just him at the very beginning.

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The new Mummy movie has gotten massively negative reviews and a poor start at the box office, grossing only $9.1 milllion so far since its release yesterday, on a production budget of $125 million. The Mummy Boycott is working! #NoBrendanNoMummy is prevaling, even the normalfags know that Brendan > Tom Cruise.

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>After consulting a number of film finance sources, Universal’s Tom Cruise movie stands to lose an estimated $95M off of a final estimated global box office tally of $375M. That’s $75M at the domestic B.O., and $300M from overseas.

>This despite the fact that the movie was the biggest global opening ever for Cruise at $169.3M. However, relative to the production investment here, which we are informed is estimated at $345M in total production and global P&A spend (broken out $195M production cost and $150M distribution/ad expenses), those records — and even this weekend’s No. 1 overseas hold of $53M — are not enough to get Mummy over these hurdles.

>Total revenue for Mummy across all streams including theatrical rental, net global TV and home entertainment is estimated at $250M, per Deadline sources. Compare this to Rogue Nation‘s $546.4M which yielded an estimated $110M profit. Subtract $345M costs from $250M total monies, and Mummy loses $95M. Breaking down Mummy‘s revenue, theatrical global rentals are figured at $146M, domestic pay/network TV net at $17M, global home entertainment net at $52M (versus Rogue Nation‘s $84M net), and foreign TV net at $35M (vs. Rogue Nation‘s $74M).

>The above estimates do not include residuals, non-theatrical or any Cruise bonuses. Our non-Universal finance sources tells us that cash break-even occurs at $450M. There is a 40% cash break-even pool for most of the above-the-line talent, “but this film isn’t going to get to cash break-even,” insists our source. There’s another model from another financial source where Mummy clears $400M worldwide and loses significantly less than $60M, but this is factoring that home entertainment makes $85M, as much as Rogue Nation. Many believe $375M is the right endgame for Mummy.

>Uni swears it will march forward with its other Dark Universe titles, despite Mummy‘s loss out of the gate as the franchise’s first title. Bill Condon’s The Bride of Frankenstein is next.


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Idk fam maybe the mummy remakes are cursed and /just/s anybody who stars in them.


Honestly, is there anybody who actually likes Tom Cruise?


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Brendano still pays alimonies

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Dice rollRolled 31, 57, 43, 85, 76 = 292 (5d100)

Check it out lads.


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download where?



That part comes later still not finished


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I paid 69 alimonies this game, did I do good?


Dice rollRolled 86, 85, 28, 14, 48 = 261 (5d100)


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>As Kurtzman struggled to adjust to scope of the project, it felt more like Cruise was the real director, often dictating the major action sequences and micro-managing the production

>There were other ways that “The Mummy” was transformed from a scary summer popcorn movie into a standard-issue Tom Cruise vehicle. The actor personally commissioned two other writers along with McQuarrie to crank out a new script. Two of the film’s three credited screenwriters, McQuarrie and Dylan Kussman, an actor-writer who played small roles in “The Mummy” and “Jack Reacher,” were close allies of Cruise’s. The script envisioned Nick Morton as an earnest Tom Cruise archetype, who is laughably described as a “young man” at one point.

>His writers beefed up his part. In the original script, Morton and the Mummy (played by Sofia Boutella) had nearly equal screen time. The writers also added a twist that saw Cruise’s character become possessed, to give him more of a dramatic arc. Even though Universal executives weren’t thrilled about the story — which feels disjointed and includes Russell Crowe as Dr. Jekyll — they went along with Cruise’s vision.

>As the studio scrambled to deal with weak tracking, it released a portrait in late May of Cruise with other actors from the Dark Universe franchise, including Depp and Javier Bardem (who will play Frankenstein). Yet the studio couldn’t even assemble all the actors in the room at the same time, and the image had to be Photoshopped. The Internet reaction to the last-ditch marketing effort was tepid at best.

>With terrible reviews, “The Mummy,” which insiders say cost as much as $190 million to make and more than $100 million more to market and release worldwide, may struggle to make its money back. The film is performing much stronger overseas, where it was Cruise’s biggest international rollout with a $142 million opening weekend. It’s not clear if the movie will break even, and it’s cast a shadow on the studio’s plans for a Dark Universe franchise that’s supposed to feature A-list stars like Johnny Depp (as “The Invisible Man”) and Angelina Jolie (in negotiations for “The Bride of Frankenstein”).


>Inside the theater, Tom Cruise was jubilant, as he stood in front of the crowd. “Hey y’all,” said the 54-year-old actor. He introduced Alex Kurtzman, the film’s director, as well as the cast members, who stood quietly as Cruise delivered a 10-minute improvised speech. “Movies aren’t made by single people,” he said. “It’s a team effort.”


Dice rollRolled 7, 39, 68, 92, 16 = 222 (5d100)

People just don't give a shit about Tom Cruise anymore, at least not in the West. Cruise needs to retire for a while to focus on scientology.

Also Johnny Depp is in this series? He's in just territory already, with his divorce and all of that. Haha, should have stuck with the profitable, handsome, and easy to work with Brendan Fraser!


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>inb4 Cruise got the mummy curse


Dice rollRolled 92, 58, 15, 95, 82 = 342 (5d100)


Wouldn't it be nice? The Mummy curse could spread to Scientology and Brendan would rise as Xenu falls

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We are not the test board.


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