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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: 79281e71e0b589f⋯.png (644.86 KB, 966x444, 161:74, jail.png)


>sells house

>liquidates assets

>can no longer pay for alimony

>spend nights sleeping in an alley

>alimony police finally find him

>arrest him for depriving the poor Afton of her 50k/month

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>the rope didn't snap his neck




can you imagine being such a leech you actually need that much money every month?



I could live for 2 years off of one of her monthly alimony checks.

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>call snap election to increase majority

>polls point to labour getting fucking destroyed

>media talks about landslide victory, strengthening her hand, 20 point lead, strong and stable etc.

>lose majority while you could've kept it till 2020


Second to Shillary Clinton in terms of women in big political failures.



Having bad teeth and not being a woman should be requirements to become a british politician, this would ensure british politics would be strictly handled by the british. From then on we can start working on the british monarchy being rotten.


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this is a JUSTening that will go down in history books

and she deserved it all


Dice rollRolled 19, 7, 90, 61, 51 = 228 (5d100)


Everyday I wake to find nothing has changed

Still down on my luck I pray

Alone still has to be this way

Above me the skies will remain gray

Got jealousy for anyone that's happy

You don't know, I hate you want to hurt you, see you suffer

You won't hear the cries for helpin' me, my fear

I writhe in pain, I was born to lose

Angry and alone is how and what I was meant to be

Hatred and fear will always be a part of me

There's no salvation for me I know that I am cursed

For all eternity

Maldito, yo naci Maldecido

Bastard, cursed with life and endless disappointments

Monster, learn to deal with what I've become

Outcast, there's no reason to live, there's only

Hatred, sometimes that's all that's real

Terror, sometimes that's all I feel

Hatred, sometimes that's all that's real

Terror, sometimes that's all I feel

Paranoia's got a strangle hold on my mind

I want to sigh in relief but not this time

It seems now a days to stop this torture

I need to drink and drink to forget the future

Even the people in my life hardly know me

The malice and rage, I stride to hide and control

I want to end this pain, my luck drains away like rain

There's only endless pain

Maldito, yo naci Maldecido

Bastard, cursed with life and endless disappointments

Monster, learn to deal with what I've become

Outcast, there's no reason to live, there's only

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Couldn't be bothered to read the article, but it talks about Tom Cruise and the shitty mummy remake. I only care that the chamcham is being talked about again.


Why do people say the woman from the mummy looks good? Brendan got JUST'ed by divorce but hers is naturally JUST



Which mummy, fam? The true mummy waifu is a cute, don't talk shit. If you're talking about the cucked mummy remake, I have no comment because I never watched it.

File: 22232ce14638bf8⋯.webm (6.76 MB, 798x600, 133:100, Fraser child of darkness.webm)


What did he mean by this? Hello darkness, my old friend…


Am I JUST deluded or has this board become slightly more active lately?

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Third annual JUST Film Festival coming up, as soon as I get a good copy of the new Mummy movie and superimpose Brendan's face over the main villain.



>the new Mummy movie

Don't even joke about that fam.



>Watching the new Mummy movie

>On a Brendan Fraser fan board

That's akin to watching interracial cuck porn with Tom Cruise as the bull



From a cuckshed you ordered from Ikea, to be precise.

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He sounds like he's dying. It's from December 2016 though. Is he alright?



>is he alright

His shit's fucked.

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Webmized version.


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Hollywood calls for acting, and we answer.

No greater good, no JUST cause.

Why are we still here?

Just to suffer?

Every night, I can feel my alimony, and my livelihood, and even my court order.

The money I've lost, the movie roles I've lost, it won't stop hurting.

It's like they're all still there.

You feel it too, don't you?

I'm going to make her give back my alimony.


Get it back


File: 60dea5475898740⋯.jpg (125.71 KB, 229x229, 1:1, alimony1.jpg)


Punished Brendan




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Dice rollRolled 31, 72, 24, 12, 34 = 173 (5d100)

Charlie! Let your AIDS merge with Brendan's pain, and take it all away, leaving only fame, fortune, and GREATNESS!!!!!!!!

File: 5803a60e1337cc8⋯.jpg (5.29 KB, 173x256, 173:256, just hothead my shit up.jpg)


>try to embed (((youtube))) video from playlist

>copy URL

>nope, it copies playlist url

>right click on video

>copy video URL option

>nope, it copies the playlist url

>extract video URL

>paste in browser

>finally its the individual url

>paste into embed

>cannot make sense of the URL





Just fuck my Jewtubess up

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>Hopefully, there’s no mummy hidden in this one.

>The former home of actor Brendan Fraser is on the market for JUST under $4.5 million.

Located in the Beverly Hills Post Office area, the home on Readcrest Drive has three bedrooms and four bathrooms, totaling nearly 4,000 square feet of indoor space. Fraser, known for his role in “The Mummy” series as well as an array of 1990s screwball comedies, had the 1966-built property remodeled and redeveloped when he bought it in 1996. He owned the home until 2007.

>Rodeo Realty Beverly Hills’ Ina Kagel is the current listing agent.

>The modern-style residence features floor-to-ceiling windows as well as a media room, gym, wine cellar and a master suite with its own loft. There is also a dark room, as Fraser is an amateur photographer. Outside, there are two decks and a pool with waterfall and spa.

>Property records show the house was acquired for $695,000 in 1996.

>Since his success playing Rick O’Connell in “The Mummy” trilogy, the last of which came out in 2008, Fraser has starred in very few movies. His latest project, fantasy film “Behind the Curtain of Night,” is slated to come out later this year.


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Fun fact: 5,000,000 /just/bux is enough for 8.3 years of alimony.



>Property records show the house was acquired for $695,000 in 1996

he's still making a profit then

has the house been sold already? brendan could use the money


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oh shit..


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if any anon was given 5 mil he'd live like a king and be set for life. if Brendan was given it, it would only last 8.3 years. that's the most fucked up shit yet.




That is the tipping point, when the world began it's spiral into madness!


>implying Afton wouldn't try to raise the alimony as soon as she caught wind of Brendan's new found /just/bux


So who the fuck is TheChamCham exactly?


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>implying Afton wouldn't freeze her self and Brendan for 1949 years

>so when she wakes up in the future Brendan would owe her hundreds of millions of /just/bux


File: d39549465bb946a⋯.jpg (15.16 KB, 351x327, 117:109, freeze my shit up.jpg)





It was predicted in one of Fraser's works, where he is a caveman who gets frozen.

We really need to piece together the /just/ puzzle, Brendan tapped into something.


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>brendan's movies are a real life ARG predicting his future



When is Brendan's show coming out? Hopefully it portrays him getting his shit unfucked so the meme magic can finally fix his shit.

File: 9a8b7eb1df702eb⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1920x2606, 960:1303, savefraser.png)


>search Brendan Fraser

>find this

Wew lads looks like these Reddit fags are making them selves useful. Perhaps we can visit their little subreddit and farm all their Fraser memes.




>farm all their Fraser memes.

>implying it's not all stolen from here


File: dcb1a7626b6975e⋯.jpg (15.69 KB, 380x301, 380:301, smug checking digits.jpg)


Checking those Holy quads like Afton inspects Brendan's alimony checks.




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this. has reddit ever had an original fucking thought?




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Anyone else gonna boycott this?


Goes without saying.



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>implying I still watch Hollywood garbage in the current year

If Fraser starred in it I'd make an exception. #NoBrendanNoMummy


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is BranBran even doing movies anymore?


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Seems that way my man. on a side note I haven't seen 90% of his movies perhaps the /just/ neophyte might want to do a movie pilgrimage and gain a higher knowledge of Fraser lore After all, his movies did repetitively hint at his shit getting fucked up


Is keanu reeves the alternate universe brendan that got stuck in our universe?

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