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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: d6fedfb0ba8c5ff⋯.jpg (33.6 KB, 700x447, 700:447, Hand_necrosis_caused_by_pl….jpg)

 No.15778[Reply]

The Plague of Justinian (541–542 AD) was a pandemic that afflicted the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire, especially its capital Constantinople, the Sasanian Empire, and port cities around the entire Mediterranean Sea. One of the deadliest plagues in history, the devastating pandemic resulted in the deaths of an estimated 25–50 million people in two centuries of recurrence, equivalent to 13–26% of the world's population at the time of the first outbreak. The plague's social and cultural impact during the period of Justinian has been compared to that of the similar Black Death that devastated Europe 600 years after the last outbreak of Justinian plague. Procopius, the principal Greek historian of the 6th century, viewed the pandemic as worldwide in scope.

In 2013 researchers confirmed earlier speculation that the cause of the pandemic was Yersinia pestis, the bacterium responsible for plague. Ancient and modern Yersinia pestis strains closely related to the ancestor of the Justinian plague strain have been found in Tian Shan, a system of mountain ranges on the borders of Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, and China, suggesting that the Justinian plague may have originated in or near that region.

The plague returned periodically until the eighth century. The waves of disease had a major effect on the subsequent course of European history. Modern historians named this plague incident after the Eastern Roman Emperor Justinian I, who was emperor at the time of the initial outbreak; he contracted the disease himself but survived.

 No.15779

>>15778

Genetics of the Justinian plague strain

Genetic studies of modern and ancient Yersinia pestis DNA suggest an origin for Justinian plague in Central Asia. The most basal existing strains of the Yersinia pestis species as a whole are found in Qinghai, China. After Yersinia pestis DNA was isolated from skeletons in Germany identified as Justinian plague victims, it was found that modern strains currently found in the Tian Shan mountain range system are most basal to the Justinian plague strain. Furthermore, a skeleton found in Tian Shan dating to around 180 AD, identified as an "early Hun", was found to contain DNA from Yersinia pestis closely related to the ancestor of the Justinian plague strain found in the German samples. This suggests that the expansion of nomadic peoples who moved across the Eurasian steppe, such as the Xiongnu and the later Huns, had a role in spreading plague to West Eurasia from an origin in Central Asia.

Earlier samples of Yersinia pestis DNA have been found in skeletons dating to 3000–800 BC, across West and East Eurasia. The strain of Yersinia pestis responsible for the Black Death, the devastating pandemic of bubonic plague, does not appear to be a direct descendant of the Justinian plague strain. However, the spread of Justinian plague may have caused the evolutionary radiation that gave rise to the extant 0ANT.1 clade of strains.


 No.15780

>>15779

Historical perspective

The Plague of Justinian is generally regarded as the first historically recorded epidemic of Yersinia pestis. This conclusion is based on historical descriptions of the clinical manifestations of the disease and the detection of Y. pestis DNA from human remains at ancient grave sites dated to that period.

According to contemporary sources, the outbreak in Constantinople was thought to have been carried to the city by infected rats on grain ships arriving from Egypt. To feed its citizens, the city and outlying communities imported large amounts of grain, mostly from Egypt. Grain ships may have been the original source of contagion, as the rat (and flea) population in Egypt thrived on feeding from the large granaries maintained by the government. The Byzantine historian Procopius first reported the epidemic in 541 from the port of Pelusium, near Suez in Egypt. Two other firsthand reports of the plague's ravages were by the Syriac church historian John of Ephesus and Evagrius Scholasticus, who was a child in Antioch at the time and later became a church historian. Evagrius was afflicted with the buboes associated with the disease but survived. During the disease's four returns in his lifetime, he lost his wife, a daughter and her child, other children, most of his servants and people from his country estate.

Procopius, in a passage closely modeled on Thucydides, recorded that at its peak the plague was killing 10,000 people in Constantinople daily, but the accuracy of the figure is in question, and the true number will probably never be known. He noted that because there was no room to bury the dead, bodies were left stacked in the open. Funeral rites were often left unattended to, and the entire city smelled like the dead. In his Secret History, he records the devastation in the countryside and reports the ruthless response by the hard-pressed Justinian:

When pestilence swept through the whole known world and notably the Roman Empire, wiping out most of the farming community and of necessity leaving a trail of desolation in its wake, JustinianPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.15781

>>15780

The plague's long-term effects on European and Christian history were enormous. As the disease spread to port cities around the Mediterranean, the struggling Goths were reinvigorated and their conflict with Constantinople entered a new phase. The plague weakened the Byzantine Empire at a critical point, when Justinian's armies had nearly retaken all of Italy and the western Mediterranean coast; the evolving conquest would have reunited the core of the Western Roman Empire with the Eastern Roman Empire. Although the conquest occurred in 554, the reunification did not last long. In 568, the Lombards invaded Northern Italy, defeated the small Byzantine army that had been left behind, and established the Kingdom of the Lombards. The plague may have also contributed to the success of the Arabs a few generations later in the Byzantine-Arab Wars.

Some scholars have suggested that the plague facilitated the Anglo-Saxon settlement of Britain, as its aftermath coincided with the renewed Saxon offensives in the 550s. Maelgwn, king of Gwynedd in Wales, was said to have died of the "Yellow Plague of Rhos" around 547 and, from 548 to 549, plague devastated Ireland as well. Saxon sources from this period are silent, as there are no 6th-century English documents.

The Romano-British may have been disproportionately affected because of trade contacts with Gaul and other factors, such as British settlement patterns being more dispersive than English ones, which "could have served to facilitate plague transmission by the rat". The differential effects may have been exaggerated. British sources were then more likely to report natural disasters than Saxon ones. In addition, "the evidence for artifact trade between the British and the English" implies significant interaction and "just minimal interaction would surely have involved a high risk of plague transmission". However, scholars (like L. Lester in their Plague and the End of Antiquity: The Pandemic of 541–750), as evidence that the plague damage done on the Sub-Roman Britons was greater than the one suffered by the Anglo-Saxons, believe that the sudden disappearance around 560 of the important Roman town of Calleva was probably due to the Plague of JustiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.15782

>>15781

Virulence and mortality rate

The number of deaths is uncertain. Modern scholars believe that the plague killed up to 5,000 people per day in Constantinople at the peak of the pandemic. The initial plague ultimately killed perhaps 40% of the city's inhabitants and caused the deaths of up to a quarter of the human population of the Eastern Mediterranean. Frequent subsequent waves of the plague continued to strike throughout the 6th, 7th and 8th centuries, with the disease becoming more localized and less virulent.

After the last recurrence in 750, pandemics on the scale of Plague of Justinian did not appear again in Europe until the Black Death of the 14th century.


 No.15786

>>15778

JUSTinian

Like pottery.




 No.15751[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 3, 69, 48, 79, 38 = 237 (5d100)

JUST

 No.15770

Dice rollRolled 96, 65, 27, 62, 94 = 344 (5d100)

FUCK




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 No.15756[Reply]

You guys are alright, don't come to marriage tomorrow 9am

Keep an eye on the family court



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 No.15649[Reply]

am i /JUST/ed? what does it mean if you cry for three days straight even if you're taking all your jew pills like (((dr. shekelberg))) told you to?

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 No.15655

>>15649

>taking dr.shekelberg's blackpills

Theres your problem faggot.


 No.15657

>>15649

wth op? when i took the jew pills they disabled me from crying

what pills you taking?


 No.15676

>>15655

he gets angry when i stop and the tard wranglers say they'll take my things away from me if i don't swallow them

>>15657

little pale orange things that i don't know the name of and can't find online


 No.15699

>>15676

Are you in a looney bin?

Whats your /just/ level?


 No.15707

>>15699

>looney bin

like a ward? no i live on my own but the wranglers come every day

>/just/ level?

im not sure how to measure that




File: 48223490a73aff4⋯.jpg (199 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 20181113_073022.jpg)

 No.15448[Reply]

Spidercham, spidercham

pays more alimony than he can

AFFOOOORD

hes now a shell of a spiderman

he sold the web

sold the web

now his crime fighten career is dead

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 No.15644

File: dc5b969dc329634⋯.mp4 (510.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Anime_ara_Laugh.mp4)

>>15622

>flinging a web into a noose


 No.15650

Tony stark

in the dark

justed peter parker for a lark

now she cums

twice a night

alimony isnt paid with spider bites

OH NO its justed spidercham


 No.15654

SPIDER CHAM, SPIDER CHAM

SHITS INSIDE OF A GARBAGE CAN

HIS SHIT GOT QUITE FUCKED UP

NOW HIS LIFE IS A FUCKING RUT

LOOK OUT! NOW HES THE HOBO MAN!

IS HIS BANK, EMPTIED OUT?

LIVING IN A CARDBOARD SHACK?

CAN HE RUN, FROM THE COPS?

SEEKING HIS NEXT ALIMONY CHECK!

HE IS A HOBO MAN

A DIRTY HOBO MAN

HE WAS THE SPIDERCHAM!


 No.15664

>>15654

My sides have been /just/ed.


 No.15673

File: e02eba277bbaca3⋯.jpg (11.35 KB, 243x300, 81:100, downloadfile.jpg)

spidercham

spidercham

tries to go out on the lam

they chase him down

chase him down

drag him back to the town

in the courts

in the courts

alimoneys doubled he still has naught

hey there

hes hung himself spiderchaam




File: a2c8e6432b03da3⋯.mp4 (6.34 MB, 362x640, 181:320, DankMemes.mp4)

 No.14546[Reply]

JUST FUCK MY BABY UP.

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 No.15572

File: ad826bdb0dc7651⋯.jpg (15.22 KB, 600x906, 100:151, ad826bdb0dc7651b8d07e0a50e….jpg)

>>15502

this is absolutely not saudi

the language being spoken, as well as the text on the phone is in spanish

saudis do not speak spanish

ever

im assuming this is in the states as the kids look like a black/hispanic mix

i would very much like to see the cunt who did this flayed alive

smacking and dropping the kids until theyre bleeding out of their heads is one thing tho obviously not a good thing, either but the last part where she is strangling the kid. fuck. id like to do that to her. i could even record it. i can assure you, i would not stop squeezing her fucking throat though

the fear in that kids eyes when shes strangling him spooks the hell out of me

hes a little kid who cant even speak, yet he knows hes about to die and theres nothing he can do about it.


 No.15587

>>15572

so… i'm seriously the only one who notices that when she starts strangle the baby, it stares directly into her eyes and reaches out to her? look closer, you can see the question "why, mother?" in its face so clearly.


 No.15590

>niggers are huma-


 No.15599

>>15572

The text on the phone has got nothing to do with the video. It's JUST another case of retards taking a video of a video

I don't even know where you got spanish-speaking from

https://archive.fo/aOWZL

Apparently it was a Somali immigrant, so it really was niggers all along


 No.15639

File: 26e52adbf177d3a⋯.webm (964.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, From Ahmed to Maisie.webm)

JUST FUCK MY HEAD UP




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 No.15620[Reply]

JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP



File: cdcf1ca5945cd0b⋯.jpg (20.07 KB, 325x392, 325:392, pamela-mastropietro-5-325x….jpg)

 No.13538[Reply]

>do a night bike ride

>strava on listening to some music phone in back of pants

>on way home

>stop at traffic light

>qt.314 across the street

>hold to traffic sign

>light turns green try to(possibly) showboat a little so I launch agressively pop a wheelie and crash

>ok.jpg hurt.webm pick bike up immediately and cycl3 away past qt. In pain trying to save myself the embarrasement

>after 3km strangely I hear no music

>fuck where is my phone

>Retrace my ride to crash site

>nophone.avi

>it's probably stolen so I go home

>when get home call myself to see which fucker stole it

>a girl answers says she found my phone and tells me where I can come to pick it up

>bike mode 10000wats of power to location

>she's there, she's beautiful(really a beauty)

>introduce myself she tells me her name which I forget immediately (why do I always do this?)

>tell her she's outstanding for being so cool, give her three fiddy for a coffee (all I had on me)

>as I cycle away I remember I don't know her name

>I should have asked her for her phone number

>i will probably never see her again

>as I ride back home insted of happy for finding phone I am sad because I didn't at least remember her name

>when I come home the distance travelled on strava shows 33.3 km

JUST

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 No.15437

Dice rollRolled 26, 15, 4, 20, 20 = 85 (5d100)

>>13735

It is an apartment complex.

To this day I can not forget the utter JUST of the idiocy / missed opportunity I made that day.

I truely am a certified idiot

I should have just asked her out for a drink

The worst thing of it all is I realised my failure the moment I made 10 meters driving away.

It would be better if I never thought of it


 No.15438

File: 42f78bae393732c⋯.jpg (43.15 KB, 660x227, 660:227, 3520706_0945_pamela_mastro….jpg)

File: 1a500009098552c⋯.jpg (30.2 KB, 403x570, 403:570, pamela.jpg)

File: 89cd0e98bf06c3b⋯.jpg (34.77 KB, 696x391, 696:391, pamela-696x391.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 12, 43, 2, 21, 6 = 84 (5d100)

>>15437

dice confirm

this is sort of how she looked


 No.15439

>>13538

She saw you make an ass of yourself trying to pop a wheelie, OP. You can't make a comeback after a girl see you fail like that. You just gotta move on.


 No.15591

>>13538

for the best, she probably saw all your hentai and chan history. chock it up as a win because she didn't call the police on your ass


 No.15609

A real Shakespearian tragedy, Anon.

JUST




File: 75474f825d9f6a6⋯.jpg (88.1 KB, 640x853, 640:853, Brendan-Fraser.jpg)

 No.15182[Reply]

Who's the most JUSTed person you know?

Knew this guy since high school

>0 friends

>all of the people that more or less pretend to be his friends but are just being polite

>sperg

>only plays vidya and watches anime

so far sounds like a typical loser, but it gets worse…

>his mom hates him

>his mom's boyfriend humiliates him and calls him garbage all the time

>moved to his grandparents to escape abuse at home, grandfather developing dementia accuses him of fucking his grandmother

>moved back to his mother

>can barely find a job

>can barely hold a job

>IQ so low he has difficulty reading

>listens to podcasts and lectures instead

>gets into fringe shit, thinks the moon landing didn't happen because if we really got to the moon then we'd establish colonies, like in video gamesyes, like in video games, that's his reasoning

>has a complementary JUSTed haircut, thinks he looks classy

He's the only severe case I know of.

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 No.15600

Bump


 No.15602

>this nigger OP actually believes in the moonlanding


 No.15605

>>15602

>Hurr,NASA faked six landings and an aborted mission.

Retard.


 No.15606

>>15605

>oy vey don't question anything

Its perfectly healthy to question things, don't be a mindless NPC you faggot.


 No.15608

>>15602

>he didn't read the spoiler




File: e33cdc2cc090620⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 8.49 KB, 255x191, 255:191, 3478b342602aeeb97656069aa….jpeg)

 No.15093[Reply]

just fuck my balls up

https://archive.fo/iDtsG

 No.15096

File: 0b8c5a704b087de⋯.png (169.14 KB, 723x475, 723:475, csa.png)

Dice rollRolled 40, 62, 42, 17, 52 = 213 (5d100)

JUST


 No.15103

The absolute fucking madman.


 No.15116

This eunuch kike posts also on wizchan. There's another eunuch over there but he killed his balls by injecting chemicals lmao. Chemical eunuch already regrets it.


 No.15586

>>15116

>Chemical eunuch already regrets it.

well what did he think was gonna happen?

on the bright side, he did the gene pool a favor at least




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 No.15427[Reply]

Got this from the admin:

Kielan said:

(sending again as sent mail didn't confirm it)

Example of prohibited content: realbooru.com//images/665…529a6f98076d36e468c1.jpeg

You keep uploading images of fully clothed women bending over etc, we do not allow fully clothed fetish images of any kind, please only post nude or see through or lingerie only, it needs to be titillating for a wide audience, these niche fetishes for fully clothed women represent maybe a handful of our users, most will not like this content and that's just the fact of the matter.

If you keep uploading fully clothed images of women, you will be permanently banned from this website, you are spamming far too many clothed images which we now have to erase, we need to cease uploading this non porn fetish content, this is your final warning, no more upskirts, no more fully dressed women, no more panty shots where it is not see through, very few find this attractive and we are not a niche fetish website!

Kielan

Admin

 No.15441

Nah fam, you're just a fucking fag.


 No.15443

>warned for content not being lewd enough

Lel what a great scenario.




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File: 2ddbc3d38f3b9df⋯.jpg (867.58 KB, 2000x2663, 2000:2663, cdd1ed0159ed0346ae36a205cf….jpg)

 No.10845[Reply]

フ u 丂 イ

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 No.12518

手凹丂丁


 No.12608

キucズ ノイ ムレレ uア


 No.12707

>>10863

じぶんの


 No.12824

Dice rollRolled 31, 28, 39, 26, 36 = 160 (5d100)

>>10865

>>10866

>309 twice

wow what terrible luck


 No.15436

File: 117a85e8ba82c65⋯.jpg (51.01 KB, 364x485, 364:485, Burn rice.jpg)

File: 20a855defa59cdc⋯.jpg (25.68 KB, 500x496, 125:124, rice.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 48, 70, 6, 81, 69 = 274 (5d100)

COOK THE RICE - PAY THE PRICE




File: a5fec8f3ee3080e⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 2000x3001, 2000:3001, j.jpg)

 No.15393[Reply]

In a scale from just to ==JUST==, how just are you?

 No.15397

muuuuuuuumyyyyyyyyyyyy


 No.15398

muuuuuuuumyyyyyyyyyyyy


 No.15415

From when are the one doing the justing be sure to have deep pockets for the justing will come for you.


 No.15435

muuuuuuuumyyyyyyyyyyyy




File: 6e86236259fdacd⋯.jpg (672.99 KB, 1174x1671, 1174:1671, 67bf9feeb49b97a73052322369….jpg)

 No.14873[Reply]

Press A for Alimony

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 No.15195

A


 No.15198

>>14894

>he taped his gut to hold it up

J

U

S

T


 No.15213

File: 48323a3325f550a⋯.gif (2.14 MB, 200x200, 1:1, trump9838.gif)

Dice rollRolled 3, 54, 57, 64, 51 = 229 (5d100)

A


 No.15232

>>14894

Poor guy got JUSTed so hard he looks like a troll from Everquest 2 now.


 No.15431

>>14892

gross

why are her eyes so small?




File: a27725df94ae62b⋯.jpg (71.3 KB, 640x480, 4:3, adolf.jpg)

 No.15339[Reply]

*teleports behind you*

LONG LIVE GERMANY!

LONG LIVE THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST MOVEMENT!!!

 No.15351

File: dd1e50620bd0ebe⋯.webm (7.66 MB, 569x320, 569:320, europe end times.webm)

NUR


 No.15368

EINFACH


 No.15380


 No.15399

>tfw Hitler is no longer here


 No.15429

Dice rollRolled 79, 55, 19, 82, 96 = 331 (5d100)

>>15380

SCHEISSE




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