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/just/ - FUCK MY SHIT UP

Brendan Fraser and friends
Winner of the 75nd Attention-Hungry Games
/caco/ - Azarath Metrion Zinthos

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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: b6d2849f294d799⋯.png (1.68 MB, 1634x1200, 817:600, 1547591789871.png)

 No.16650

JUST

 No.16652

Beaten up by a 12 year old. Lol.


 No.16656

File: 62a03773f57207d⋯.jpg (89.43 KB, 799x889, 799:889, jew tranny.jpg)

jew jitsu


 No.16684

File: cf9c975be417124⋯.jpg (161.1 KB, 1200x748, 300:187, fat-retard-cant-get-over-h….jpg)


 No.16685

>>16650

>>16684

Although I'm assuming he's the typical kikewood actor otherwise, seems like he actually is doing something to make himself less of a fat weakling coward (i.e. to de-JUST himself). Most other hollywood fatass weakling "comedians" would never have the nerve to do something like this; could you imagine Wil Wheaton, Seth Rogan, or Patton Oswalt ever trying to do anything even vaguely athletic, none the less getting beat up and having to be humble? Not likely, they're prime gammas who could never tolerate failing and feeling humiliated, so they'll never try.


 No.16686

Dice rollRolled 33, 51, 87, 42, 12 = 225 (5d100)

>Jonah gets alimony'd

>joins the elite unJUST taskforce as the martial arts master

>Brendan as the sharpshooting cowboy and ring leader

>Jeff Bezos is in a love-hate relationship with the taskforce, donating millions of dollars in equipment, out of a strange feeling of sympathy he has not felt in years, but also funding the alimony lawyers to come get them

Who else would be in the unJUST squad?


 No.16688

File: 62c31b7e2cf31c9⋯.jpg (23.48 KB, 306x524, 153:262, 4D8217E400000578-0-image-a….jpg)

>>16686

>Who else would be in the unJUST squad?

>"One last job? I'm in"


 No.16692

>>16686

>heh, just go ahead and try to stop me you naive fools. face it, you're too weak for my alimony. you'll never even get past the guards


 No.16694

>>16688

Holy shit does that guy have aids?


 No.16704

>>16694

He's got financial aids if that counts


 No.16706

>>16704

Looks like he has physical, spiritual, emotional, and financial aids.


 No.16743

File: 3a1f7aab9bb4cb9⋯.png (286.47 KB, 388x599, 388:599, ChrisHansen.png)

Dice rollRolled 94, 66, 100, 80, 56 = 396 (5d100)

>Checks are bouncing

>Caught cheating on wife with a hidden camera

>Mary Joan filed on June 5, 2018, claiming that “the marriage has broken down irretrievably.”

>She’s reportedly asking for alimony and “a fair division of property and debts.

>Hansen last paid his rent in August, but it was $400 short. And will be evicted.

JUST


 No.16745

>>16743

>I'm Chris Hansen, just fuck my shit up.


 No.16750

File: 024cca9f7793081⋯.jpg (6.06 KB, 194x259, 194:259, fraser__120604191538.jpg)

>>16743

Welcome to the team, bro


 No.16763

>>16743

>Chris joins the taskforce

>traps alimony lawyers in pedo stings

>"JUST have a seat over there"

>has connections with the FBI

He will make a fine addition.


 No.16774

>>16743

Serves the kike right.




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